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Border Bill Beatdown - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 503 - 2/6/2024
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Today is Tuesday, February 6th, 2024, episode number 503.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Good.
Yeah?
It's a beautiful day here, finally.
That is nice.
It is raining like cats and dogs over here.
I don't know what is going on.
Flooding and everything else.
Yeah, it messes up everything here because we're not used to it.
So it's just a real problem.
Not even close.
We don't know how to react to all of this stuff.
I mean, we're used to beautiful weather all the time.
That's all we have though, by the way.
Everything else is not so great.
At least we'll have some clean streets for a couple of days.
That's the only way I look at it.
But we lost a real legend and definitely want to pass on our condolences.
Toby Keith passed peacefully away last night on February 5th.
Surrounded by his family, he fought his fight with grace and courage.
They are asking that everyone please respect the privacy of his family at This time, this was on their page over there on X Twitter.
And so, wow, what an incredible musician.
Just amazing.
Yeah, he was way above most of them.
Oh, yeah.
My best memory of him, though, is when he played Trump's inaugural.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I was already pumped up, and when he came on and he started singing all the patriotic songs and stuff, it was all I could do, not to just bawl.
Oh, boy.
I mean, I actually have that recorded, and I play it all the time.
Still played it for years.
Just every now and then I'll play it.
Oh my gosh, it was absolutely beautiful.
But I mean, a lot of people really didn't listen to country music until he kind of came along.
I mean, a lot of my friends were like, you know, my first experience with country music was Toby Keith.
And wow, what an intro!
Because they really...
Really loved his music and songwriting.
He was a star among stars.
Oh, yes.
He was a star of star.
Oh, yes.
And he had a great attitude, wonderful sense of humor.
You could just see it in his music, you know?
Some people, you just cannot, they just stand in a class all of their own.
And he was definitely one of them.
So, yes, he was 62 years young.
I mean, that's young.
An 18-month battle with stomach cancer.
And you saw it.
I mean, he went from...
Pancreas and stomach are just two of the worst ones.
So hard to...
Oh, yeah.
So hard to live with those two.
They're just very hard cancers to beat.
So, he lost so much weight.
You could just see it.
It was wearing on him towards the end there, but he kept making appearances and he had a great attitude and he was still doing all of that.
And so, you know, I mean, this is something.
It's so sad to see something like this.
And of course, he wasn't afraid to show his patriotism.
He even received backlash for all of it during the inauguration of Trump in 2017.
That did not stop him.
He just kept going.
Should have been a cowboy.
That just comes to mind.
It was just a great, one of those great songs that he sang.
And I think he'll be remembered as a patriot by so many people.
So, real sad about that.
Bad bit of news.
But boy, we've got a lot of things shaking up around here.
I'll tell you what.
It's just been insane.
It never, ever ends.
Just one thing after another.
Exactly.
I mean, we can start off here before we get into the whole entire bill situation.
There are just a couple of breaking stories.
Republicans in Congress are going to introduce legislation that will reaffirm President Trump did not lead an insurrection and will reject.
Big lie of the left.
It's about time, Republicans.
Yeah.
I mean, really?
He's going to fight for them, man.
He's been fighting for all you guys and taking all the arrows and all the bullets and all the, you know, everything.
He's taking everything.
Exactly.
And he's sitting there by himself.
And then about time y'all fight for him a little bit.
It is about time.
We should have put this whole thing to rest a long time ago.
They've been using this as a way to make sure that President Trump doesn't re-enter the Oval Office, but that's not going to happen.
The writing is on the wall.
President Trump is absolutely going to take the reins again.
There's no question about it.
Bumbling, mumbling Biden doesn't even know where he is.
Oh man, today.
And then he's such a scumbag and divider and he gets up there.
And nobody, just calm down if you're getting pissed.
Listen to him say, yeah, everybody knows now that Trump's, everybody knows he's responsible for the wide open border.
Nobody's going to buy that shit.
Only people's going to believe it's far left lunatics anyway.
It's so true.
He has had all the tools at his disposal this entire time.
He can close it up.
He's in the army down there to close it up.
Exactly.
And the thing about it is, even Bill Maher, he gets it.
You know, President Biden absolutely has had the authority to fix the catastrophe that he's created at the border.
He created it.
Here he is.
Part two of the acting.
Is Joe Biden saying, you know what, if you just give me a new law, the president can fix this.
He already has the existing laws.
And border patrol will tell you that right to your face.
I need a piece of paper from Congress to deal with the border.
No, you already have that.
So he has...
Everybody knows it.
Everybody knows it.
They can't continue.
Everybody knows even the left lunatics.
Nonsense.
Absolutely.
So here you have it.
You've got the left.
One second, though.
So we all knew this was a trap.
So here comes McConnell and Langford and all these other rhino urns and all the other pieces of crap.
We know what's going to happen.
They're going to make a bill.
They're going to pretend like they're your buddies.
They're going to put a bunch of shit in there, and it's never going to pass, and then they're going to blame you for the border thing.
Why even sit down with them?
And the reason is because they've got to get that Ukraine money.
They've got to get that Israel money.
They've got to get all the foreign wars money.
That's it.
The whole thing with Ukraine, that has been the center of the controversy from the very beginning.
We have been lied to about everything.
COVID and everything else.
Our border.
And people are starting to wake up to it.
This was fabulous by Ultra MAGA Party, Max Evans.
He put this together.
And Laura Logan said, is doing her bidding to prove it.
We're being corralled into this box where we either have to hate Vladimir Putin and believe everything evil that's said about him and love Ukraine and there's no in between.
And that reminds me a lot of you're either a white supremacist or you go with the Democrat narrative on everything under the sun.
The most lethal terrorist threat to the homeland today, white supremacy.
And I want to understand white rage and I'm white.
I mean, there's as much interference here as you could possibly imagine before a human gets to Hunter Biden, Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry, Mitt Romney, and all of their children who are millions from Ukrainian gas companies.
These days, it's hard to believe anything because they've lied about COVID, they lied about Russia collusion, they lied about the Ukraine impeachment trial, and there's so much more going on in Ukraine that nobody is talking about.
Does Ukraine have chemical or biological weapons?
My job as a journalist is to try to understand what is the truth here.
I don't like being lied to.
And we're being lied to on an epic scale.
When we're told your only choice is you have to be 100% with Zelensky.
Slava Ukraina, who's a puppet, who you can find on the internet in black stilettos and leather pants.
Zelensky was selected, like so many of our leaders.
And honestly, with big tech and with election forward these days, we don't know how many leaders all around the world have been selected for us and we've actually voted in.
How to build back better.
We have to build back better.
Build back better.
If Donald Trump gets the Republican nomination, there are many of us that will move heaven and earth to ensure he doesn't win.
We are fighting the same battles all over the world.
To pretend that this war is about Russia and Ukraine is a barefaced lie.
Putin has been warning for 15 years.
That he is not going to stand by while the globalists take over the world, build bioweapons facilities and whatever else they're doing in Ukraine.
Ukraine has been a center of money laundering for many of the leaders in this country.
Billions of US dollars have been laundered through Ukraine and we say nothing about it.
Does nobody question these things?
We have an idiot like Lieutenant Colonel Vindman.
Mr.
Vindman, Lieutenant Colonel Vindman, please.
Do you always insist on civilians calling you by your rank?
And sits there as a lieutenant colonel.
He didn't even make colonel.
And he's telling the president of the United States what his policy should be.
You have a trictor in the form of Maria Jovanovic, who was Obama's ambassador, who's telling Ukrainian government officials, don't listen to the will of the American people.
In his July 25th phone call with Ukrainian President Zelensky, the President badmacked Yovanovitch, calling her bad news.
I was shocked.
Absolutely shocked.
And then she's given a cushy job for life at Georgetown University.
And we're told that the President of the United States cannot say to his foreign counterparts that we want you to look into something.
If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
Oh, son of a bitch.
And they put in place someone who was solid.
So much hypocrisy and dishonesty here, and Ukraine is at the center of the world.
She's right on the money.
She's absolutely right on the money.
Of course, Lasagna Brain wears a Ukraine tie and a Ukraine pin and a Ukraine everything else today and praised them.
It's unbelievable.
But you know what?
This has been a complete and total psyop.
They have been trying to cover their tracks over there in Ukraine.
We know what this is all about.
And therefore, I just absolutely applaud Tucker Carlson, who has confirmed what we all knew to be true, that he is over there in Russia interviewing Vladimir Putin.
And, you know, why not?
Why isn't everybody trying to get an interview with the other side before we just go into an all-out war?
Well, it's the dishonest journalists that are not reporting on the story.
I think it's incredible that Tucker is doing it.
I think it's wonderful.
I'm thrilled.
What is communism?
Communism is when you won't allow your journalist to speak to another world leader.
That's communism.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, are we just supposed to go blind in the night?
You don't have to believe anything he says, but let's hear what he's got to say, and then you decide if you believe it or not, called freedom.
That's right.
Not the government decides.
This leader's bad because we said so.
Shut up.
That's communism.
That's what they're trying to do.
Unbelievable.
It's really true.
Why you wouldn't want to hear both sides before you just go ahead first into a war with all of the billions of dollars that have been sent over there without any accountability at all.
And then the world tour of Zelensky trying to make him, he's your new hero, this little comedian that's worth a billion, the guy we installed after we removed the duly elected president.
This is the new leader.
This guy dances around naked and goes out naked and makes his weenie go round and round.
You know, that's his comedy.
Naked stuff, you know, and plays naked piano and does weird, stupid dances in high heels.
This is the guy that's supposed to be your hero.
He will be your hero.
We're going to throw a big party.
He's going to be on ABC and NBC. At the halls of Congress, and we're going to clap and treat him like Elvis, and you will like him, and you will like him, and the other guy's bad.
And it's just, everybody's finally waking up to what we've been trying to tell everybody for two years.
This guy's one of the biggest crooks and frauds in the world.
And just because two people were at war, you might have two bad people at war.
It's not one superhero and one evil villain like in a comic book.
It couldn't be just two bad people.
I mean, he is also the one that kissed Nancy Piglosi right on the mouth.
I mean, ew!
You just can't really make this stuff up.
It was all downhill from there.
I mean, if you couldn't see through the scam before, maybe that will help you out.
This has been nothing but a scam.
They have not let us hear the other side of what Putin has to say.
So I am looking forward, just like so many other people, to this interview.
And really, I want to play what Tucker had to say.
It's four minutes, but it really explains why he's there.
He should be up for a Pulitzer Prize.
Honestly, to do something like this, when nobody else will even go near it, shows why he is way above the fray.
Here you go.
We're in Moscow tonight.
We're here to interview the president of Russia, Vladimir Putin.
We'll be doing that soon.
There are risks to conducting an interview like this, obviously, so we've thought about it carefully over many months.
Here's why we're doing it.
First, because it's our job.
We're in journalism.
Our duty is to inform people.
Two years into a war that's reshaping the entire world, most Americans are not informed.
They have no real idea what's happening in this region, here in Russia or 600 miles away in Ukraine.
But they should know.
They're paying for much of it in ways they might not fully yet perceive.
The war in Ukraine is a human disaster.
It's left hundreds of thousands of people dead, an entire generation of young Ukrainians, and has depopulated the largest country in Europe.
But the long-term effects are even more profound.
This war has utterly reshaped the global military and trade alliances.
And the sanctions that followed have as well.
And in total, they have upended the world economy.
The post-World War II economic order, a system that guaranteed prosperity in the West for more than 80 years, is coming apart very fast, and along with it, the dominance of the US dollar.
These are not small changes.
They are history-altering developments.
They will define the lives of our grandchildren.
Most of the world understands this perfectly well.
They can see it.
Ask anyone in Asia or the Middle East what the future looks like.
And yet the populations of the English-speaking countries seem mostly unaware.
They think that nothing has really changed.
And they think that because no one has told them the truth.
Their media outlets are corrupt.
They lie to their readers and viewers.
And they do that mostly by omission.
For example, since the day the war in Ukraine began, American media outlets have spoken to scores of people from Ukraine, and they have done scores of interviews with Ukrainian President Zelensky.
We ourselves have put in a request for an interview with Zelensky, and we hope he accepts.
But the interviews he's already done in the United States are not traditional interviews.
They are fawning pep sessions specifically designed to amplify Zelensky's demand that the U.S. enter more deeply into a war in Eastern Europe and pay for it.
That is not journalism.
It is government propaganda.
Propaganda of the ugliest kind, the kind that kills people.
At the same time our politicians and media outlets have been doing this, promoting a foreign leader like he's a new consumer brand, not a single Western journalist has bothered to interview the president of the other country involved in this conflict, Vladimir Putin.
Most Americans have no idea why Putin invaded Ukraine or what his goals are now.
They've never heard his voice.
That's wrong.
Americans have a right to know all they can about a war they're implicated in.
And we have the right to tell them about it because we are Americans too.
Freedom of speech is our birthright.
We were born with the right to say what we believe.
That right cannot be taken away no matter who is in the White House.
But they're trying anyway.
Almost three years ago, the Biden administration illegally spied on our text messages and then leaked the contents to their servants in the news media.
They did this in order to stop a Putin interview that we were planning.
Last month, we're pretty certain they did exactly the same thing once again.
But this time, we came to Moscow anyway.
We are not here because we love Vladimir Putin.
We are here because we love the United States.
And we wanted to remain prosperous and free.
We paid for this trip ourselves.
We took no money from any government or group.
Nor are we charging people to see the interview.
It is not behind a paywall.
Anyone can watch the entire thing, shot live to tape and unedited, on our website, TuckerCarlson.com.
Elon Musk, to his great credit, has promised not to suppress or block this interview once we post it on his platform, X, and we're grateful for that.
Western governments, by contrast, will certainly do their best to censor this video on other less principled platforms because that's what they do.
They are afraid of information they can't control.
But you have no reason to be afraid of it.
We are not encouraging you to agree with what Putin may say in this interview.
But we are urging you to watch it.
You should know as much as you can.
And then, like a free citizen and not a slave, you can decide for yourself.
Thanks.
Gosh, that's great.
He's just great.
Man.
He's great.
I mean, he's so about that.
He's an even better person.
Oh my gosh, I'm sure.
What a privilege was it to just like sit down after the interview for 20 or 30 minutes and just bullshit with him.
I mean, he is just absolutely...
And we just talked about fishing pretty much exclusively.
I know.
I mean, I think...
Two dudes talking about fishing.
Wow.
But, you know, when you look at the history and you look at Barbara Walters and all these people, they've interviewed him.
They've had the interviews.
And all of a sudden, the left says, you know, that's journalism, journalism, journalism.
And then all of a sudden, Tucker sits down, treasoned.
Yeah, and we have not declared war on Russia.
No, Congress has not declared war on Russia.
They're robbing you and me blind to fight a proxy war without our permission.
That's exactly right, and they want to continue to steal our money.
Let's not forget what they're doing over there.
It's a money laundering scheme, and they've all gotten filthy rich.
That's why they are putting as much as they can in all of these huge bills to continue to fund themselves.
They know that the American people can see right through them at this point.
We have.
We've been singing this same song for years now.
We know about the labs that are going on over there.
We know about the organ harvesting.
We know about the human trafficking.
We know about the drugs.
We know about the viruses that are being concocted in these laboratories.
We know what is happening over there.
And do you think that the United States, with all that's been invested, do you think that they're interested in having somebody oversee what's going on with our taxpayer money?
No!
They voted down on that.
They said, no, no, no, let's just go ahead and just send things over there and not even trace where they're going or what they're funding or what they're doing.
Kind of like Wuhan, right?
Same thing.
They just give this money away and it's untraceable and it disappears.
They come back a lot richer.
They go and get selfies and everything else.
Zelensky is on the cover of Vogue.
His wife is out there shopping for new houses.
His parents have brand new mansions.
I mean, come on.
This is what's happening to our dollars.
And it's obvious now to the American people.
They've completely woken up.
I know we have for quite some time, but...
Here you go.
That was what DC Drano put on his page, was that, you know, there's a stark contrast to the way they treat people on the left and then people on the right.
They're the first ones to call us out as being traitors or something else, just for having the other side of the story.
It's ridiculous.
So now you've got, I know, McConnell and all this mess.
We can dive into it.
He's now telling Republicans to block the Lankford-Schumer borderless bill.
What did I tell you was going to happen?
You see the 20 or so.
So 20 people came out against this immediately.
29 Republicans who are traitors didn't.
And then it goes to the House, and the House says, we're not going to take it up.
And now they're like, okay, everybody rush to say no.
And then they go back, and then when they campaign, they'll say, I voted no against the border bill.
I voted no when the vote came up.
And this is how these scumbags work.
No, you were 100% yes, and then when you found out it couldn't move forward and you couldn't screw us all, literally screw the whole country and destroy it, then you voted no to save your own ass.
And that's why I can't stand these frauds.
Exactly.
And guess who was with him?
Tim Scott.
Now he was, it's hey D no for me.
Yeah.
Two days later, he should never be Trump's VP pick now.
He should be off, scratched off, bam.
Oh, of course.
Absolutely.
Because he did the same thing, waited to see what happened, see which way the wind blew, and he didn't have an opinion, and then infatibly no after his dead on arrival.
Oh, I never took him seriously.
I never took him seriously.
Just because somebody runs for president doesn't mean that they deserve a spot on the ticket.
I'm sorry.
I totally disagree with that theory.
I think the person that belongs on that ticket is a person who stood shoulder to shoulder right next to President Trump.
I've always said that since the very beginning.
Somebody that supported the president.
If I had to guess right now and I had to bet on it, I bet Ben Carson.
I told you that!
Weeks ago!
Yes!
Absolutely!
That's my biggest...
I'm the biggest fan of Ben Carson.
I trust him.
I love him.
Yes!
Very trustworthy.
Oh my gosh!
And perfect for the vice president.
You don't want two Trumps.
You don't want the Trump...
That's the problem with Vivek.
He's kind of like Trump.
He says the same thing.
He's aggressive.
You don't want two Trumps.
You want your vice president kind of sit in the background and just be, you know, quiet confidence.
And that's what Ben Carson has.
Oh my gosh.
I think it's a great balance to the ticket.
I really do.
Plus he'd make a great president if anything, God forbid, ever happened.
A lot of people, they say, oh, he's too nice, he's too nice.
You know what?
He can be tough, too.
No, he's not.
He is going to follow what his heart says to do, and he's going to do the right thing.
He has remained loyal to President Trump.
He's literally a brain surgeon.
The man's fantastic.
He really is, and he has never wavered, ever.
He's been consistent this entire time.
Very calm, very consistent, very even-toned, very controlled emotionally.
Well-spoken as anybody I've ever heard in my life.
He would be a great vice president pick.
Oh my gosh, 100%.
But Trump is the head of the deepfakes.
He mentions him a lot.
Well, here's the thing.
The wonderful thing is that there are plenty of people that are also qualified for that position.
It's not just Ben Carson, whether he wants it or not.
I'm sure they've had conversations about it.
And regardless, I know that Ben Carson is going to continue to support President Trump.
And that's all I ask.
I mean, seriously, he will do whatever President Trump needs him to do for this country.
Things have changed, though, and everybody should pat themselves on the back for us raising hell and you raising hell about this sorry bill.
Believe me, it mattered.
The phone calls mattered.
The online absolute complete disintegration of Langford and all these other people.
The exact ratioing And, you know, when you read 99.9%, you're out, buddy.
I don't care what you do now.
We're going to vote you out in the primary.
Once you start reading that, you start going, man.
And then Mitch McConnell comes up there, temperature change.
No, he put together a crappy bill that gave all our money to foreign, and then it was a Democrat dream list for the border.
And it's still wide open.
Absolutely.
Oh, I made my calls yesterday.
I had no problem doing that during the rainstorm.
I was just sitting there dialing de-sleaze every single minute.
It was like, you know, I was leaving messages and then I would get the beep.
If you want, you have 20 seconds to continue.
And I would continue on and try to sum it up.
I was very polite.
I know.
I was very polite.
I did not threaten anybody.
There will not be a knock on this door.
However, I wanted to make it clear to the Republicans exactly how I feel about the job that they've been doing and that this is just yet another betrayal of theirs, as far as I can tell.
So McConnell's mad now because he didn't get his way.
And let me tell you what's going to happen now.
So they're going to go in there, and the first thing they're going to do is do a standalone Israel bill.
They're going to pass it through the House and have it signed for $15 or $20 billion.
Then they're going to do a standalone Ukraine bill, which is going to pass.
So they're going to get all this war machine passed.
So don't start celebrating the Republicans, because just listen to what I'm telling you and watch the next few weeks.
They're going to first do a standalone Israel bill.
Well, that's what they said, too.
But they're still playing their games because I don't want to give no money.
Why are y'all talking about Israel and Ukraine every day all day long and wearing their flags?
Do you represent them or do you represent the United States of America?
How about the plumber?
How about the electrician?
How about the single mom now that can't afford to go to the grocery store and buy 10 items and it'd be $106.74?
How about giving some relief to somebody besides these damn illegals and giving them $5,000 credit cards all day and worrying about everybody else's foreign war?
How about helping the people you're supposed to be helping with our tax dollars?
We give you our tax dollars to help us.
We don't give your tax dollars to make you richer and to make your family richer and your donors richer and your lobbyists and your big war machine richer.
And these people are just, I'm sick of them.
Convince them of that because that's exactly it.
If they really wanted to make a statement, if the Republican Party really wanted to do something, they would put America first.
They would send the funds we need to control the border that's wide open right now.
It has been proven over and over again that we have got a huge problem.
And look at what's happening to our cities.
You've got people that are disappearing within the fabric of this country.
It's frightening what's going on right now.
I mean, we don't know who is coming across that border, and here we are in war.
I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
And they can't fight.
They get the Senate to run to Schumer and write the worst bill.
It takes away states' right, gives all the future decisions to a court of appeals in Washington, D.C. And all this money for their lawyers and their health care and them $1,000 and everything else.
I mean, it's a joke.
Why are you even negotiating with them?
Here you go, House.
Do you have the House, gavel or not?
Go in there tomorrow, pass a bill.
And the bill says this.
We want zero coming over the border.
We want our border closed for emergency.
It's being overrun.
We're going to have zero.
We want the border completely blocked off and the National Guard brought down there.
And then pass it.
And then send it to the Senate.
And when the Senate Democrats vote against it, you say, look, they're not serious about closing the border.
Play their game back at them for once.
God, they have no strategy.
They have no common sense.
They're just not good at this.
Well, the very first time when you had Speaker Johnson, what does he do?
He comes out in support for Israel.
He did not even mention the United States.
Meanwhile, they have all known for quite some time exactly what's been going on at our border.
And now all of a sudden they act like they're paying attention to the American people.
Okay, it's only because it's an election year.
And you've got Mitch McConnell who understands now supposedly that, ooh, you know, the conversation has changed.
No, you've known the conversation has changed.
The conversation hasn't changed.
We always believe the same thing.
We never change our mind.
You tried to shaft us and shaft this country and screw the American people and you didn't mind doing it and you did everything else to try to force it through.
We've got to make sure that we primary this person.
He's going to end up being a relic up there, just like Dianne Feinstein.
He is a relic.
Yeah, but he's going to end up in the Capitol forevermore until the very last seconds of his breath.
I mean, we can't do that.
We cannot be taken seriously this way.
And he has been the prime instigator in all of this.
He despises President Trump.
He despises us?
Yep.
MAGA. He's there for his donors.
And if you look at, we looked them up one time.
It was all, every single one of his top four huge million dollar donors were war machine, the big war machine.
He has a 13% approval rating, okay?
It's the lowest in the Senate.
They don't listen to what we have to say.
See, that's the problem within the Republican Party.
That's what's wrong with the RINOs.
They think that they can just do whatever it is they want to do and that we're just going to pass a blind eye.
No, we have been paying attention.
That's why you're not able to fundraise off of us anymore.
That's why you're having to get loans and everything else to continue to fund the party.
We're going straight to the candidates of our choosing because we certainly don't want it to go into the coffers of McConnell or any of the other.
Collins, Murkowski, Ernst, Helmut Head, your fave.
Yeah, of course, she's right behind McConnell again.
I'm going to tell you something again about congratulating yourself.
Normally, when the whole Senate was on to something like that...
And then you have the Democrats in it and they're all bipartisan this.
And then you got the chain.
Here comes the Chamber of Commerce, which runs the Republican Party.
And they're all in for it.
And then they tell all their Fox News people to full court press it.
And then you got the fake president up there wanting it and everybody wanting it.
Usually that was a done deal.
But we turned them around because they saw the writing on the wall.
We've had it.
We've had it with the backstabbing and the weakness and the worthlessness.
And you're sitting up there working for yourselves and not us.
We're tired of it.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, but today we really should be celebrating, honestly.
I am.
This was huge.
This was a really big win.
We're going to be mad now.
They're going to piece it apart and still do it.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, they're going to try to break it out so they can please their handlers, of course.
So you've got the opposition that grew.
You had 20 Senate Republicans pledged to reject uniparty border betrayal bill.
29 yet to declare a stance.
Well, here's the thing.
They all have mud on their faces now.
And so does Nikki Birdbrain, Haley, for going even after something like this.
You've got Mitch McConnell.
He read the room all right.
Urges GOP senators to block border bills, citing political mood in the country has changed.
Rather than flaws in legislation, that is what he cited.
Political mood in the country.
Oh, you think?
We're just a little mad.
I mean, just a tiny little bit.
So here it is.
You know, the flip-flop.
And then, of course, he throws Lankford under the bus.
So now Lankford is trying to, you know, scratch back, and it's not happening.
He's gone.
Yeah, he's finished.
He's going to be primary.
He's going to be primary, and let's change it out.
Good, as he should be.
As he should be.
Lankford is yesterday's news.
We know exactly.
And so should McConnell.
And so should anybody else that went along or didn't speak up about this bill.
They all need to go.
We need totally new people up there.
100%.
We do not we're not getting anywhere with a lot of these fools that have been up there for years and years and years.
40 years.
A lot of people there listening were even born sitting up there.
Won't give up power.
Have no new ideas.
Good old buddy club.
They know everybody in the back rooms.
Just get God to retire.
Oh, yeah.
But, you know, it's really funny because now they act like they're leading the charge to make sure that this bill, which they are responsible for, doesn't pass.
I mean, you cannot make this stuff up.
This is what they're doing.
That's like the halls of retardedness.
It just doesn't make any sense.
I mean, come on.
You're the ones that open the door.
As you've heard time and time again, President Trump has been saying, look, the power is with President Joe Biden.
Do not fall into that trap.
You have, and he has, everything that he needs in order to close the border.
He is choosing not to.
And they wanted to play this game and act like he needed more power.
He didn't.
He doesn't.
He just chose not to because he wants to win, and so did the Democrats for the next 100,000 years without even having any opposition by bringing in all of these illegal aliens, criminals, to vote in our elections.
Peter Doocy just asked the dumbest press secretary in history a great question.
He said, you guys talk a lot, including today, about how the border wouldn't be such a big deal if Congress would just pass your immigration bill on day one.
Who was in charge of Congress on day one, he asked.
They were in charge of Congress until a year ago for two years.
Oh boy, it's so true.
I love her reaction though because she is just really so out there.
You've got Corrine Jean-Pierre.
Here is her response to that question.
The dumbest press secretary in history is not even close.
Not even close.
Talk a lot, including today, about how the border would be such a big deal if Congress would have just passed your immigration bill on day one.
Who was in charge of Congress on day one?
So it's been three years.
It's been three whole years.
More than three years.
More than a thousand days.
And look, this is a difficult issue, obviously.
This is a difficult issue.
And what we have said is that Congress has to act, right?
Congress, Democrats, Republicans have to act.
But in those three years, it is true that Republicans have gotten in the way.
They just have, Peter.
They have consistently used immigration, the immigration system, the broken system, as a political stunt.
That's what they've done.
Talk a lot, including today, about how...
Yeah, so she never answered the question.
And it's been three years, right?
And you were in charge two years ago, and they've stood in the way.
All you had to do is vote on it.
You had a huge majority.
All you had to do is vote on it.
Why didn't you vote on it?
Because they don't want it to stop.
No, they absolutely...
Nobody's going to buy the Republicans in charge of this.
Go down the street, anywhere.
You can go in the inner city of Chicago to a rich, suburban, million-dollar home neighborhood and just start talking to people.
Who's responsible for all these people coming across the border the last three years?
And nobody's going to say Trump.
No, but here's the thing.
Who else had a flashback of Titanic?
It's been 84 years.
I mean, that's exactly where my head was.
I can't believe you watched the movie.
Yeah.
I know I normally don't watch movies.
I don't have time for movies.
I wish I did.
But that's exactly where my head went.
You know, it's been 84 years.
I mean, it's like she borrowed that line from that movie.
It's ridiculous.
It's a clown show.
It's the exact same thing over and over again.
They're constantly shifting the blame and they've been able to get away with it because we've got a media that will never report the facts.
So thank goodness Ducey is over there saying and doing what he's doing and calling them out on it.
She's not even prepared to answer the question.
It's just a buffoonery at its finest.
That was the dumbest, I mean, that was the dumbest response.
And just hesitating and batting your eyes a million miles an hour, which means you're lying.
And just, I mean, they'll bring in John Kirby.
If there's ever really something that's important that's got to be said, they'll set her over to the side and bring in John Kirby.
Oh, he's just...
You ever notice that?
I mean, really, when you see him and his answer, he pivots all the time.
He doesn't answer the questions either.
He's way better than her.
Well, probably because he's not.
I mean, anybody could be.
We could just get a local whoever, just go in any place, grocery store, and get a checkout clerk, and she could do a better job than her.
But what a difficult job.
I mean, really, let's give credence to where it belongs.
Honestly, can you imagine defending this regime?
You can't!
So everybody's off at a disadvantage as far as that's concerned.
Well, it looks like we have got the vote to impeach Mayorkas.
That's going on.
Here it is.
The impeachment resolution against Mayorkas teeters as the second GOP representative.
Tom McClintock joins Ken Buck in opposition.
Told you.
What?
Now we've only got one more.
What in the world?
Alright, primary season.
And they won't rush through the vote.
Rush through the vote.
Wow.
Remember these names.
We're going to blow them up.
Don't worry.
But absolutely.
Well, Ken Buck quit.
They got something on him.
He quit and he's votes for the Democrats the last two years every time.
So the last year he said he's going to quit and he votes for the Democrats every time.
I told you he's gone.
Well, here you've got McClintock, who represents California, that should be your first clue, has declared his stance against impeachment, echoing Representative Buck's sentiments and further complicating the Republican majority's efforts.
The only way to stop the border invasion is to replace the Biden administration at the ballot box.
Really?
You have an opportunity to get rid of Mayorkas, who has caused so much of this.
Swapping one leftist for another is a fantasy.
Solves nothing.
Excuses.
They're not going to impeach him anyway.
It's going to fail in the Senate.
It's just you send a message, you dumbass.
It's on C-SPAN every day, talking about how the Biden regime is destroying the border.
My God.
No, they don't know how to fight.
No, they don't.
No, they absolutely do not.
And they're not going to fight.
I mean, that's what they're telling us right now.
They're going to go ahead and let things operate and desleaze as they normally would.
I told you they never have the votes.
Golly!
So here he is, Mayorkas.
And thank you, I'm Memo.
The border is closed.
The border is secure.
The border is closed.
The border is secure.
We are working to make the border more secure.
The border is not open.
The border is not open.
It has not been open, and it will not be open.
It is my testimony that the border is secure, and we are working every day, day and night, to increase its security.
We are making it very clear that our border is not open.
I want to be very clear.
Our borders are not open.
And let me also echo the very powerful words of the president.
Words do matter.
Golly!
This guy and them allowing this to continue to go on only weakens us as a party.
So everybody that's going against us in our party, they need to go.
The Republican Party is changing.
It has changed ever since President Trump and the RINOs are having a real hard time recognizing that it has changed.
We are no longer just going with the flow because they say so.
No, not at all.
We've got a new party that has developed.
And if they're not in lockstep with MAGA, then they need to go.
They need to go and join the Democrats or get out of politics or take care of their children and their grandchildren and do something else completely.
We do not need them representing us because they're not.
They absolutely are not.
You notice how the left is always voting together.
They're consistent in everything else.
And that is by design.
But here you've got rhino Republicans that really might as well be Democrats.
I don't know what they're doing.
Tom McClintock, trust me, he was given something by the Democrats for this vote.
He was given something.
Oh, they always are.
Oh, yes, we have the governor.
What do you need in your district?
We have the governor.
What do you need?
You need a bridge.
You need something for your buddies.
You need something for your college buddies.
You need one of your best friends to get a loan to help with the state.
This is how it works.
They're bait and bought off.
Guaranteed.
New scum.
That's exactly what it's all about right there because he will do things for him and then they all think that he's going to run after this election.
Everybody's waiting for him to put his hat in and so he thinks maybe he'll be able to As a Republican, right on the coattails of news scum after Trump.
Sorry, bud.
No.
We're going to make sure that you don't have that seat available next time around.
We're going to do everything that we can because you're not representing our interest.
And allowing this fool, Mayorkas, to just continue on is just ridiculous.
I honestly have never seen anything like it.
When they've impeached President Trump twice and all the different things that that party has done to our party.
Uh-uh.
No.
None of them.
None of them deserve to be there.
They really do not.
It's going to take a lot to convince me otherwise.
I'm so fed up with them.
I really am.
They're not going to have the votes.
You wait and see.
I'll be shocked if they do that.
They just won more.
They should have done it.
It would be two more that had a defect, except guess what?
Oh, they kicked one of their members out that hadn't even been charged with anything with a 96% freedom score.
I know.
I mean, the whole thing is just ridiculous.
It has been.
It's just been a joke.
And so we sit here and we watch all of this go on and on and on, and they try to placate us and distract us.
It's not working.
We know who the traitors are in the party, and we need to make sure that we primary them.
That is it.
I mean, that's what we need to do.
And we're doing it.
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So, I don't know if you heard this little bit of news, Kat, but honestly, nothing should surprise us at this point.
Apparently, there was an Amazon list.
Did you hear about this?
I didn't hear this one.
The Amazon files.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So, latest and greatest.
You've got Jim Jordan.
I mean, you know, he's the first one to tell us all the things that are happening.
Yeah.
Y'all are going to have to do more than just talk.
So you've now got the Amazon Files feeling pressure from the White House.
Internal documents subpoenaed by the Judiciary GOP and weaponization indicate that Amazon bowed down to Biden White House pressure to censor books.
So, never before released internal emails subpoenaed by the Judiciary GOP reveal that the Biden White House pressured Amazon to censor books that expressed views the White House did not approve of.
And I guarantee you, books, they just didn't like the person, no matter what the book said.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
And this is why I sold all my books out of my own house.
When I wrote my sci-fi novel and I decided not to go to Amazon, everybody thought I was crazy.
That was the smartest thing ever, Pat.
Yeah, and they take 30%, and so I sold them myself where I got that 30%, and I still sold 30,000 of my sci-fi novel.
That's fantastic.
I mean, seriously.
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I've read it twice and it was absolutely fantastic.
I loved it.
I actually read it out loud to a friend of mine.
And they just said put pressure on them.
They don't have to put pressure on Jeff Bezos.
He's all in.
He's one of them.
Oh, completely.
Completely.
But now they actually have the docs to prove it.
So you have Andy Slavitt, the senior Biden White House official who demanded that Facebook censor a meme and true information, was pressuring Amazon at the exact same time.
So even the Wall Street Journal has decided to chime in.
Good to see you.
And here it is.
Facebook bowed to the White House pressure.
Here it is.
On March 2nd, 2021, Slavitt, he fired off an email demanding to know who he and his White House colleagues could talk to at the company about the high levels of propaganda and misinformation, disinformation from Amazon.
So you've got all of the emails here.
How did the Biden White House conclude that there was propaganda and misinformation in books sold to Amazon Bookstore?
Well, the White House ran keyword searches for controversial topics such as a vaccine and emailed Amazon whenever it didn't like the search results that appeared.
So as a follow-up, now you've got the New York Post that's also talking about how actively they're engaged right now with what's going on with the elections and with AI. We knew they were going to be involved in all that.
They wanted to put Kamala Harris as their czar, their AI czar.
Well, now all of a sudden there are stories about how they are working to make sure that all of those stories do not come to light either.
So here's the latest on that one.
Censored.
Biden's AI plan to censor you has been revealed.
Researchers say Americans cannot tell fact from fiction.
Look at that.
Right here, in election year, they want to control the conversation no matter what they have to do.
Even breaking the law.
Same thing we found out on Twitter files.
When you want to control what everybody hears and what everybody can't hear, that means you're a liar.
Mm-hmm.
If you're just telling the truth, why do you care?
You want people to hear it.
You want people to know the truth.
If you're telling the truth, you want as many people to hear what you gotta say.
You don't want to hide anybody from hearing what you gotta say.
Definitely not.
But a lot of the stuff they can't push back on, Hunter Biden's laptop, does that sound familiar?
They censored that story.
Well, that dirtbag's disappeared, hasn't he?
Well, of course.
Where else is he going to go?
Where's Hunter?
Nobody knows, because the Republicans are terrified to do anything about the whole thing.
I'm tweeting it.
Where's Hunter?
Yeah.
Right now.
I think it's wonderful.
So Twitter censorship of Hunter Biden's laptop story in 2020 could soon be possible on an industrial scale thanks to AI tools being built with funding from his father's administration.
A report from Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee, this is what they're talking about on Tuesday, The report reveals how the Biden administration is spending millions on artificial intelligence research designed to make anti-misinformation tools which could then be passed to social media giants.
And it discloses how researchers who got funding for the plan known as Track F emailed each other to say that Americans could not tell fact from fiction online and that conservatives and veterans were even more susceptible Oh, give me a break.
Yes, there's more bologna and cheese over here.
It's just crazy.
So the report was published by the House Judiciary Committee Subcommittee on the Weaponization of Government, which is chaired by Jim Jordan.
Okay, Jim, you've got so much information here.
You know about the Twitter files.
Remember, there's never no punishment, just complaints.
No punishment, just complaints.
Come on, Jim, if you can't do it, if you really can't do it, then let somebody else do it, okay?
I mean, go back to the Jim Jim.
I don't know.
I don't know what to say.
He knows all and is fully aware about what happened with the Twitter files, knows about the Facebook files, knows about the AI, knows about Amazon.
What else do you need?
These people are breaking the law completely.
You've got a White House that is completely out of control.
They are all about propaganda and selling lies.
They always have been.
So yeah, this is a great thread.
I mean, it's just everything that you can imagine.
Talking about COVID, talking about stolen elections.
Okay, I feel like I'm in Groundhog Day again.
And it's the same thing.
Top talking points, going into a meeting.
One of the key questions was whether the Biden White House wanted to book, you know, ban books or just buried deep in the search results.
So they've got all these algorithms that are working in their favor.
This is unbelievable.
What's the point in knowing about it if you're not going to do anything about it?
That's my, you know, that's what I'm interested in hearing.
It's really, okay, so Jim, you got all this information.
What are you going to do with it?
You're going to pin a nasty gram again?
Are you going to, you know, subpoena all of these people for another hearing?
Are you going to make a recommendation, a referral to have them properly investigated?
I mean, that's generally what happens.
You don't just sit there and buy time and say, yeah, we now know what happened, and then wait until you get the gavel removed from your hand.
This is your deal.
This is your time to shine.
And you have done absolutely nothing.
The Democrats wasted no time impeaching President Trump.
It was as swift and as clear as it could possibly be.
Over nothing.
Over zero!
Over a made-up transcript.
Over nothing!
Yeah, we had the transcripts.
There was nothing in there.
Republicans get buried.
We've got to do an inquiry for two years and a half years.
And if the inquiry passes, then we're going to do a supplemental inquiry vote.
And four weeks after the supplemental inquiry vote, we're going to vote to move it to the floor.
And if it moves to the floor, then three months from now, we maybe might consider putting a name in the hat.
And if we draw one out of ten, number eight, we might consider doing it.
This is silliness, isn't it?
It's just a joke.
Really.
I mean, I'm just dizzy.
Oh, God, we just need one Nancy Pelosi in our party.
That's it.
God.
She's got more balls than all the other Republican men on our side put together.
Oh, boy.
You just have to have somebody go in there and do it.
Don't worry about it.
The New York Times hate you.
They're going to write about what piece of crap you are anyway.
Quit worrying about it.
Agreed.
Do the right thing.
Be aggressive.
Be bold.
And do it.
And stop being cowards.
Well, they've known about this, too.
Believe me, by the time they bring it to the public eye, they've already known about it for months, if not years.
They have solid proof, confirmation, and everything else.
They know what goes on up there in deep sleeves.
This isn't shocking.
This isn't new.
It's not to you or to me or anybody else.
So at the very end of this long thread here where he explains it to all of us, he says, to be continued.
Yeah.
Promise?
I mean, really, don't hold your breath.
Not with this screw in charge.
They're not doing anything.
Absolutely, there is no implication.
Whenever they set something out there, they never follow up with any of it.
It's just a clown show.
It's all it is.
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