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Johnson Exposes Biden's Border Invasion - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 501 - 2/2/2024
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Today is Friday, February 2nd, 2024, episode number 501.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
It's Friday, thank goodness.
Happy Groundhog Day!
Oh, I know.
It really is.
The turnip brain in a while.
It really is.
The babbling idiot.
Oh, my goodness gracious.
I know.
It's never a double moment over there with that clown.
He's just in such bad shape.
And you know what's fun, though, is how the lamestream media continues to try to protect.
I mean, I've never seen anything funnier than the way they are constantly trying to protect him in this administration.
They know they're going to lose, and they continue on with all that.
Not just them, but culture.
The late night shows.
I mean, Saturday Night Live, give me a break.
The greatest gaffer in history.
The jokes that write themselves for the funniest episodes of all time.
And they're still up there mocking Trump every episode.
I know it.
These people are just absolutely insane.
They are so out of touch.
And that's how you know that they're paid chills.
I mean, that's exactly what this is all about.
They have been for quite some time.
But I do have a picture of Scott Pressler I wanted to share for our Groundhog Day special.
It looks like he was able to meet the groundhog himself.
That was a wish of his.
And so somebody pulled some strings and got him over there.
And here you've got Phil the groundhog with him.
And I just think this is an absolutely adorable picture and love seeing it.
Now where's the groundhog?
He's in right here in this little, right here in this little...
Oh, there he is.
There he is.
Yes!
So here it is at Gobbler's Knob.
And so, Punxsie...
Could you name your town?
Anything stupider?
I know.
I'm waiting for you to pronounce it.
I'm not even going to attempt.
And then Puxatani Phil, I mean, they like weird names there.
Exactly.
You're not going to get a Smith or Jones or, you know, any of those names.
No, never.
Puxatawney Phil.
And this is a little groundhog over there.
And he's got his own little sign and all this stuff.
But Scott Pressler had made the request to get there and made it there today.
So I thought this was awesome to see.
He looks happy.
He looks like he's having a good time.
So...
anyway lots of things happening lately my goodness so you know it's crazy but when they know that our borders are being invaded and everything else and they still continue to not do anything about it it just drives everybody completely insane and that's exactly why we named today's show what we did Speaker Mike Johnson blasts Joe Biden in his first floor speech,
releases documents citing 64 cases of Biden regime's efforts to weaken border security and promote illegal immigration.
Now, you've had 64 examples.
They go and they start in January 20th, 2021.
And you mean you're just going to go out there and grandstand now about it and not do a thing up until now?
They're going to do nothing.
They had this gavel now for a year and they haven't done jack shit with it.
When I say nothing, I mean nothing.
They act like they have no power.
Yeah, they're an absolute joke cat.
Well, they did kick off one of their own members.
Oh, sure.
And they've given the Democrats, vote-wise, everything they want.
It's just a pattern.
They go on Twitter, they go on Hannity, they complain, they complain, they go on Laura Ingraham and complain, and Fox News, Morning Fox News, and Friends.
And complain and bitch and moan on Twitter and call people in and excoriate them in a testimony of C-SPAN, and then they'll vote with the Democrats as soon as it's over.
It's just the way they are.
It is so obvious that this party has crumbled a long time before.
I mean, really.
We don't have any true leaders that are willing to stand up for their citizens, for their constituents, for America, for the Constitution, for our God-given rights.
They are basically just plow-me-overs.
That's all they are.
They're just there as puppets.
They're no different than the cardboard cutouts that were in the stadiums during COVID at the baseball games.
I kid you not.
They're air plants.
I am so sick of the Republicans and I cannot wait until we get all new people up there that are small business owners that know exactly how business runs and get exactly what they need.
But we need to start up there with that Senate because nothing is ever going to get done as long as you have McConnell and all those other rhinos up there.
And maybe now that the party is going broke, maybe we'll see a change.
Maybe we will.
It won't just be all of that front money.
We've got a real situation on our hands, and people are waking up to the establishment and all the blocks and everything else.
I saw your buddy Crenshaw was up there.
Yeah, making a whole lot of nonsense.
The guy is just McCain, just a different time in history.
Here he is shilling for a bill that...
It legalizes, right, the invasion of two million illegals yearly.
Check it out.
The height of stupidity is having a strong opinion on something you know nothing about.
I'm extremely disappointed in the very strange maneuvering by many on the right to torpedo a potential border reform bill.
If we have a bill that, on net, significantly decreases illegal immigration and we sabotage that, that is, That is inconsistent with what we told our voters we would do.
People will make up whatever reasons they want to.
There's a number of them, I'm sure.
But it would be a pretty unacceptable dereliction of your duty.
Get these fools out of office, please.
God, that dude's the biggest fraud.
I remember when he first came out, he had a lot of people fooled, and people would get mad at me, and I'd say, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, this guy's a joke.
Just like I'm telling you Massey's a joke.
Just like I'm telling you Chip Soy's a joke.
Mm-hmm.
They grandstand.
They say the right thing.
When it comes time to punish, they vote with the Democrats.
I'm telling you.
Each and every single time.
This guy's a joke.
Oh, yeah.
He's just war, war, war, war, war, anything for war.
Anything to screw everybody over?
I mean, the Senate sucks.
Exactly.
I mean, he's John McStane's replacement, essentially.
I mean, this is really who he is.
This is the suit that he's wearing.
I'm so tired of every single one of them right now, and I know what they're doing.
They want to give the power back to the Democrats because President Trump, the writing is on the wall, that he is going to have his name on the door of the Oval Office, and they want to tie his hands in every way possible.
But the problem is he's got the power of the pen, which is the power of the people.
And we're going to put him up there and he's going to get some serious work done.
And he's going to start with deporting everybody here that is illegal, aliens.
And he's going to start taking care of the people of this country.
And that's what we all want.
Because they were trying to bring all these people in so that they can vote in our elections and so that they can remain in power in Washington, D.C. It's not going to happen.
We're not going to continue voting for these fools just because they have an R next to their name.
It's a new day, folks.
They've all had their chance.
They all blew it.
They all need to be replaced.
They had their chance.
They didn't do nothing.
Exactly.
They're all a joke.
I'm telling you, there's two or three good ones up there.
That's it.
So, this is the problem that the Republicans have.
You've got cases.
I mean, he gets up there on the floor and he's like, ooh, ooh, I made this really great speech, right?
Okay, you have 64 reasons why you should have done this a long time ago and we wouldn't have the problems we have in our cities right now.
64 reasons that Biden's actions to weaken the border and you all did absolutely nothing.
So here it is.
He released a document detailing 64 instances in which the Biden regime has deliberately undermined border security and facilitated illegal immigration.
In his first floor speech since assuming office, Johnson accused White House resident Joe Biden of intentionally creating a situation that poses a clear and present danger to our national security.
Speaker Johnson's speech painted a dire picture of the current situation at the border.
According to Johnson, the Biden regime's Now, I don't know if anybody's had the chance to look at Tucker's latest interview.
But I listened to a little bit when I was dropping off my friends this morning.
And let me tell you something.
This thing is unbelievable.
I mean, he's doing these interviews with people that...
And this particular person was an absolute...
I mean, it was just a whiz-bang.
I mean, seriously, you want to talk about a scientist?
I'm listening to the way he was presenting his case about who's coming across the border.
And this man's name is Brett Weinstein and he traveled to Darien Gap to understand who's behind the invasion of our country.
His conclusion is it's not a friendly migration.
Of course it's not.
It's all by design.
It's all by design.
Every single last bit of it.
And then when you start talking about the Chinese influence in this whole thing and how they're setting up and what ages they're coming in at, there's no wonder why California gave President Xi, you know, a parade and everything else.
And what's the deal with people that are breaking the laws in other states and fleeing to California?
We don't need any more crime here.
Thank you very much.
that's all you need.
The bird flippers running around in L.A. Goodness sakes, we certainly do not need any more than what we've already experienced here.
But they're absolutely making a mockery of it, and that's what a sanctuary state will get you.
That's exactly what it will get you.
And so, here we are, you know, same day, same problems.
They don't care about you.
They only care about illegals.
They're giving them the keys to the kingdom.
100%.
They're like ultra-citizens, and you're peasant scumbags.
You have to pay your taxes.
You have to...
Pay everything.
You have to have tags on your car.
You have to work for a living.
They don't have to do any of this stuff.
They just get the kingdom handed to them for being illegal.
These people are treasonous traitors running our country.
We've got a Republican Party that won't do jack shit about it.
Everybody should have been impeached already.
Everybody.
Unanimously.
Just the invasion alone.
Oh, 100%.
They're cowards.
I don't even want to hear another Republican talk about the border.
I'm tired of hearing them talk about it.
I'm tired of seeing Johnson sit up there with a little 64 points.
Do something about it or shut the hell up and get out of the way so somebody else can get up there that's got a set of nuts and can do something.
This whole thing has just gone cattywampus.
I mean, I'm serious.
It really has.
Never heard that word before.
Cattywampus, yes.
That's a Mississippi term.
My parents used it growing up, so it's just one of those things that's ingrained in my brain.
So here it is.
You've got, you know, Biden.
This is a meme from grand old memes, but it pretty much sums it up completely.
They have no respect for this country.
They're not going to obey our laws or regulations or anything.
They're never going to assimilate.
Never!
Never!
They're making it very clear.
They have got their own set of rules to make sure that they are able to do whatever it is they want to.
When they fly, they have their own set of rules.
When they're in a state, they can flee it and go to a sanctuary city, and hey, nobody can touch them.
And I know people are getting very annoyed with the whole thing, especially people in California.
More than annoyed.
They're downright pissed off as hell, the whole country.
Our crime is out of sight now.
They're stealing dogs off the street, my goodness sakes.
And they still haven't found the dog.
The video that I played you yesterday?
Yeah.
So here you've got the New York City police.
They are outraged that the illegal who attacked two officers were set free and then fled to California.
I kid you not.
Why aren't they in jail right now?
They brutally attacked a New York City police officer and a lieutenant.
Our criminal justice system is upside down.
It fails every day.
Yes, exactly, because it's tailor-made for people that are in our country illegally and then politicians and the corrupt, you know, left.
That's what it's tailored to.
Sick of them.
Just plain sick and tired of them.
100%.
Speaking of criminals, the whole thing with Fanny Willis.
Oh, this is fun.
This is really fun.
Well, yeah.
Fanny's got her Fanny in a lot of trouble here.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Fanny's Fanny's getting her in trouble.
What?
Oh my gosh.
So you've got the Fulton County DA, Fannie Willis.
She acknowledges personal relationship with special prosecutor in Trump election case.
One of Trump's co-defendants claimed that Willis had an improper...
You know, personal relationship with special prosecutor Nathan Wade.
He was special, all right.
Real, real special.
Thank goodness his wife in divorce court was able to reveal how special this relationship actually was.
And so now you have got President Trump who is sounding So, Fannie Willis, the DA of Fulton County, says President Trump, just admitted to having a sexual relationship with the prosecutor.
she, in consultation with the White House and DOJ, appointed to get President Trump, end quote.
By going after the most high-level person and the Republican nominee, she was able to get her lover much more money, almost a million dollars, than she would be able to get for the prosecution of any other person or individual.
That means that this scam is totally discredited and over.
Yay, President Trump.
We knew it was gonna happen.
I mean, we knew it was gonna all be exposed.
All their cases are falling apart because they're all bullshit.
But you know, you gotta just love it, Kat, when you see that NBC News are the ones that are having to report this stuff.
I mean, it just puts like this massive smile on my face because you know they're sitting back there gritting their teeth because all we heard was about the case and how good it was against President Trump for months on end.
This is a victory as far as I'm concerned.
I really am.
And it's going to prove to be more so as more of these cases come to light and you see it.
In fact, another one is now off the docket.
This is really good news.
Watching them fall is fun.
So you have the breaking news of the election, Trump election interference case in Washington, D. Sleaze.
Has been removed from the court calendar, postponed indefinitely.
This little number broke last night.
I loved seeing this.
Wow, so another one bites the dust.
You've got, according to several reports, the Trump election interference case in Washington D. Sleaze has been removed from the court calendar.
The case has been postponed indefinitely.
The lawsuit against the former U.S. president was originally scheduled for March 4, 2024, before Super Tuesday.
This is a huge blow to radical Obama judge Tanya Chetkin, you remember her, And the Marxist horde in America, the Democrat Party and global left was hoping to use this lawfare case to damage Trump in the mainstream media before Super Tuesday.
These cases now need to be tried as examples of election interference.
How's Fannie Willis still there?
Just from what she did, the whole case, everybody they did, the RICO, like they're in the mob, every single person's case should be dropped.
If they had any fair judge, it would be.
I mean, man, it's over now.
If we got a Justice Department, because, you know, I mean, my God, they caught her red-handed.
Just the whole thing was a scam.
She should be charged, and everybody else should be let off.
If we had a fair justice system, which we don't, our justice system is a joke.
You might as well be in North Korea.
Well, she will be.
I can promise you that.
With the change of events and everybody is expecting it to happen.
And I can tell you something.
Right now, we are all expecting it.
Not even should there be a hesitation.
When President Trump gets back into the Oval Office, he has got to clean house completely, if not disband.
And I mean disband completely the FBI. That has just proven to be nothing but a corrupt entity.
To the core, corrupt.
Yep.
They're supposed to be chasing criminals and they're trying to make criminals out of their political opponents.
100%.
And all of these cases, this E. Jean Carroll nonsense is just absolutely...
You'll never see a dime at Whackadoodle.
She's a And he wasn't even able to defend himself.
And so what?
They're going to hang on to this little number on what they're going to do to President Trump?
For how long?
I mean, really.
They're going to stretch this whole case out as long as they can and then use it to try to discredit him in one way or another.
I mean, the woman is completely, completely insane.
And he couldn't even use any of the footage proving it.
And then they tried to put a gag order on him so that he couldn't even talk about it.
That didn't work.
So here he is.
He was talking about it.
And I just want to read what he said because he's right on the money, even though this one was from January 30th.
He writes,"...I am in the process, along with my team, of interviewing various law firms to represent me in an appeal of one of the most ridiculous and unfair witch hunts our country has ever seen." The defamation sham presided over by a Clinton-appointed,
highly partisan, Trump-hating judge, Lewis Kaplan, who was, together with certain other radical left Democrat judges, one of the most partisan and out-of-control activists that I have ever appeared before.
I'm sorry.
To only give one-word answers as his wife and friends sat cordoned off front row seats watching with glee.
This entire hoax is a disgrace to our American system of justice.
Any lawyer who takes a Trump case is either crazy or a true American patriot.
I will make my decision soon.
I cannot wait.
I can't wait for them to start doing investigations on all of these crooks.
I truly am looking forward to the day.
Oh, man.
We've got to get Trump in there because it's going to be the funnest four years.
You can imagine.
Isn't it, though?
I'm not kidding.
It's going to be absolutely magnificent.
We're still battling some of this stuff, right?
I mean, like, we've got the free speech showdown, all the stuff that basically got us kicked off of social media to begin with.
Free speech showdown.
Here you've got the case.
Now, this is the Gateway Pundit.
It states,"...of Missouri and Louisiana.
Fellow plaintiffs file brief today in a Missouri v.
Biden with Supreme Court...
The most important free speech case in a generation.
That is going to be huge.
We've been working up towards this.
We knew it was going to happen.
But here it is on the table.
You have the government who appealed the ruling of the Fifth Circuit Federal Appellate Court, which found that the federal government had engaged in an enormous campaign of censorship against Americans.
I was a victim of it.
You were a victim of it.
Our audience was a victim of it.
To the Supreme Court in the Missouri v.
Biden case, the Supreme Court recently announced that it will hear oral arguments in the case on March 18th.
So you've got today the Gateway Pundit in the pro-free speech side has filed its brief of respondents before the court outlining their arguments.
The respondents include, you know, you've got Dr.
Janata Bachara and Dr.
Martin Kulldorff.
I'm glad.
Better you than me.
Aaron Carradine.
Oh, if there's a name, I will hack it into a million pieces.
If you came here for pronunciation, you're not going to get it.
I already know where to start, so at least you're trying.
I start in the middle and kind of, you know, blurb it all together, I guess.
That and the fact that I have dyslexia too, which is really hard for me, it just jumbles up everything.
So what actually ends up, I have no idea.
I mean, sometimes I'll use my little nifty translator, which is always fun.
I do this on the Saturday show all the time, but it's wrong.
Listen to this.
Dr.
J. Ionza Batakaria.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know how right they are.
I have absolutely no idea.
That's even worse.
Say it again.
Here we go.
Dr.
J. Ionza Batakaria.
Yeah, they're wrong a lot, too.
Okay?
So, I mean, on my Saturday show, I do this because I'm like, oh my gosh.
All right, another name.
And I'm from the South, too.
I'm from Mississippi.
So, you know, these names are really far out there for me.
Really are.
I mean...
So, anyway, I try.
I try.
And if not, we've got Koldorf, which I think I got pretty close.
We can try that one.
Let's see how we did.
Martin Koldorf.
Let's see...
Dr.
Martin Kulldorff.
Okay, okay, okay.
Good.
And then Dr.
Aaron Carity.
And let's see how we do with that one.
Because who knows?
I mean, these names are important.
Dr.
Aaron Cariotti.
Cariotti.
Okay, so good.
And then you have Jill Hines and Jim Hoft.
Okay, now that we did.
Just fine.
So here's the plaintiff case.
Everybody has been looking forward to this case.
Like I say, there's a lot of people that were affected.
At the issue in the case, it's fundamentally whether the government via the FBI and intelligence community can demand that social media companies delete specific comments, topics, and people from their platform.
Okay.
Are they able to do that?
That's the big question.
And we've had people in government, right, that supposedly represent us who have been taking money from all of these different entities, right?
I mean, sorry, but Jim Jordan is one of them.
He's had ample opportunity to go up against the 270 and the laws of social media, whether it's a platform or whether it's a publisher, and has done nothing.
Doing nothing, that's what they should call their party, the do-nothings from now on.
I mean, really, they talk about it all day long.
They're worthless.
Great letter, but I mean, come on.
I wonder how many times Massey and Chip Royce tweeted today, probably a hundred times more than I have, and they're supposed to be working.
Exactly.
Exactly, Kat.
They just tweet all day, every ten minutes.
I don't understand it.
I don't know how they have that much time on their hands.
I'm bragging about themselves.
That's what they do, they brag about themselves every tweet about how great they are.
They do.
Read their tweets.
I did this, and I did this, and I did this, and I do this.
You don't do anything, apparently, but tweet all day.
I mean, you was on vacation for four weeks, and then you went out on the road with DeSantis for another month.
I know it.
Oh, my gosh.
It is just so ridiculous.
I mean, they're real important.
Just ask them.
It's just so ridiculous.
It really is.
They only want to talk about how wonderful they are.
And whoever is going to listen is going to get an earful.
I can't stand it.
I can't even pay attention to it.
I'm all about, let's see the action.
Okay, what are you going to do other than talk or pen a letter?
I want to see it.
Where is it?
Do you have it?
Let's see.
And there's nothing there.
Because they are not going to do anything.
They cannot wait to get rid of that gavel.
They cannot wait.
So then they can say, look at what the Democrats are doing.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you didn't do anything.
We have been paying attention to you this entire time.
You've let everything go.
Thank you very much.
So it has repeatedly emerged that the government was not just interested in suppressing false information, but it was also actively suppressing what they knew was truthful information.
In our case, all the time.
The claim that this case is about combating misinformation or stopping the spread of disinformation is false.
The case involves the ability of the government to control the existence and flow of what they knew was truthful information.
What the legal discovery process has revealed in this case is that the federal government, in the wake of COVID pandemic, to set up a free speech suppression industrial complex, not only could the White House,
FBI, and literally dozens of other federal officials and agencies complain about one supposed bit of so-called disinformation on social media platforms, but they had instead set up an automatic Automated system to suppress thoughts, words, arguments, expressions, comments of millions of Americans.
The discovery process has revealed a massive speech suppression system.
Well, I mean, yeah.
Look at what they were doing to us when we were talking about January 6th.
Look what happened when we talked about COVID. Look what happened when we talked about stolen elections.
They want to control what you think, what you believe.
They know no bounds.
I mean, you saw the Twitter files.
That was probably one of the most revealing things I have ever read.
And I read them from end to end, bookmarked every single thing that they were entwined in.
And not only that, they took it even a step further.
They thought that they would be able to get into everybody's private information by labeling them a domestic terrorist.
So bank statements, phone records, anybody that showed up on January 6th, they used that as an excuse to hack into your personal information.
Without a subpoena.
I know.
The companies were just handing it right over to them.
We're all victims of all of this.
They would gather your information, and they've been selling that forever, right?
Nobody really thought that that was ever going to come back to bite them.
Well, now it has.
I mean, absolutely.
The government has got their hands on who you are, who you talk to, where you go, what you do, what you spend your money on.
Who gives them that power?
Who gives them that right?
They're giving it to themselves and they are breaking all kinds of rules and regulations.
And I cannot wait until President Trump gets a hang on.
It all started with the Patriot Act.
Yes.
And then, you know, you have whistleblowers against it, and they're labeled, you know, they have to go to Russia.
Oh my gosh.
For telling the people that we're getting spied on.
Edwin Snowden, the bottom line, he told everybody that the U.S. government was spying on everybody without their knowledge.
And he's labeled the enemy, not the people that were spying on us without our knowledge.
They are the lawbreakers.
They are the ones that need to be investigated.
They are the ones that need to be put in jail.
Not the other way around.
Think about this.
You buy a Bible.
You buy ammunition.
You buy a gun.
You buy a MAGA flag.
You buy a...
Some lures at Bass Pro Shop.
Exactly!
And all of a sudden, you end up on a list?
They're buying a Bible.
I'm not kidding.
They say you're a terrorist.
These people are the enemy.
I'm telling you, the people we got in Washington, D.C. right now, these people are traitors.
Oh my gosh.
They're worse than that.
I'm telling you, they are destroying our country.
And that's why they want us gone.
They have...
They have put out a hit list on Americans in this country, and they want to replace us with all of this coming in.
Because these people that are coming into our country, these illegal aliens, call them what they are, who are breaking the law to enter our country, they are used to communism.
That's why they're fleeing.
You have to be an absolute brain-dead Walking around with your underwear on top of your head, sheep zombie to vote for Democrats after what they're doing in this country the last four years.
You literally have to hate this country or just be so dumb with no common sense.
You have to be a complete walking around mouth breather, wind of liquor.
Ridiculous.
With your mouth wide open.
That's how dumb you are.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, seriously, can you imagine, like, if you were in any kind of civilized company right now, and you were to say, I'm voting for Joe Biden.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
What did he do?
Oh, the jobs.
The new job report.
You mean the one they lied about?
It's all part-time jobs from people getting...
Having to work two jobs to survive.
We see all the layoffs everywhere in every company.
They just lie about it.
They have been lying constantly about that.
They did this with Obama, too, though.
This is not the first time.
Same thing.
They just lie about the numbers.
When a Democrat's in, then they lie about them when a Republican's in and say they're not as good as they are.
And then they revise them.
They'll revise it down to 100,000 next month.
It'll be on the 17th page of the New York Times.
Oh my gosh.
They do it every month.
Every month.
Isn't it the wildest thing?
Because here's the deal.
They want to blame all of this on President Trump.
They know President Trump is going to be in office.
That's what I'm convinced of.
And so what they're trying to do is they're trying to get us into a war.
They're trying to have another disease outbreak in our country.
All of the things that they pulled before, and then they're going to say, it's President Trump.
See?
See?
It's the Republicans.
See?
We told you.
No, this is happening right now under your watch, and you're not doing a thing about it.
Not one little thing.
So this is a lie.
And everybody's calling him out for it.
Is the Bureau of Labor Statistics cooking the books for Joe Biden to help his campaign like they did with Obama?
That's right.
So here it is.
It makes absolutely no sense to anyone.
Zero Hedge is talking about it.
He said, just make it all up at this point.
I mean, here it is.
Just throw something out there.
Surely somebody will grab at it.
So the Bureau of Statistics, BLS, surprised everyone when they announced on Friday that the economy added 353,000 jobs.
With every company laid off 10, 20, 30 percent.
Every major company.
Okay, whatever.
Yeah, especially with the lamestream media.
They're getting hit pretty hard.
I'm loving that.
But the jobs and the unemployment rate was at 3.7 percent.
No one is buying it.
Not even at all.
January payrolls with seasonal adjustment plus 365,000.
January payrolls without seasonal adjustment is down 2.635 million.
So here you go.
You've got the talking heads again.
You know, I mean, they're all sitting there talking about just not quite making sense to us, but we're just going to go along with it.
So you have Steve Ferreira at Forbes.
They reported on the stunning report in October 2012 before the presidential election, just like they did with Obama.
So the comparison has been made.
It's the exact same thing.
This is how they trick people that don't pay attention like we do every single day.
So it appears that the Marxist left has even infiltrated the Bureau of Labor Statistics.
Look for more ridiculous numbers to come out in the months ahead.
They're going to tell you you're doing great, despite the fact that you're depleting your savings and inflation is the way it is and you can't afford to buy a house.
Nobody believes that it actually lives in the economy, which is everybody.
Nobody can believe this nonsense.
Nobody's buying it, Pat.
We've got some bad news.
Oh no.
Carl Weathers died.
Apollo Creed.
Oh, that is from Rocky.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's so sad.
Oh, he was a great actor.
I liked that movie.
Oh my gosh, that's sad.
How old was he, Kat?
76.
Okay.
I can't believe he's almost 80.
Man, I'm getting old.
No, that's really young, though.
That's really young.
That's a really young age to die at.
No men in my family live that long, even close, so all the women live to be 100.
Well, I hope that you get some of their genes.
My grandparents, I mean, they're way up there, so, I mean, you know.
They're doing alright.
So far, so good.
But still, I have one that died at 103.
So, I've got longevity.
I'm going to be here for the long run.
So we better clean this country up.
You've been doing this show.
Remember 52 years ago when Cat Turd was on the show?
Is anybody old enough to remember that?
Oh my gosh, they better clean this place up because I'm going to be here a while.
I swear, I'm not even kidding.
There's a guy I used to do a show with 50 years ago named Cat Turd.
Oh my gosh.
I'm not kidding.
I mean, seriously, if I'm going to be here this long, yeah, we've got to figure something out real quick.
I mean, there's no question about that.
No way.
So here, thank you, chat, for pulling this up for me.
I appreciate this, and I don't know who I can give credit to.
Deborah Reyes, Carl Weathers, Rocky and Predator actor, dies at age 76.
So the actor was known, as you said, for playing Apollo Creed in four Rocky films.
And was recently in The Mandalorian.
So, here you go.
Here he is.
And let's not forget one of his famous roles.
Come on!
Happy Gilmore!
Happy Gilmore.
What was that one on?
I forget what Happy Gilmore was about.
It's Adam Sandler.
Oh!
He was a hockey player.
He could dob it.
No, it was about golf.
He was a hockey player.
Oh, okay.
And he could hit it about 400 yards and go on the pro tour.
He was his coach.
I think that was a really funny movie, as I recall.
Oh, yeah.
It was good.
Okay.
And what was his part?
He was the coach.
He had a wooden hand for some reason.
And he couldn't play golf, so he's going to coach Happy Gilmore.
Maybe that'll be something to do fun this weekend.
I've got to take my mind off of all this craziness.
It has just been so crazy lately.
Well, here's a fun one.
I knew you were going to jump all over this one.
Oh, Lord.
That pitcher.
Easy now.
That pitcher, man.
What's wrong with her neck?
There's something wrong with everything.
She's thinking about war.
She's intense.
I'm going to kill everybody.
All your children got to go.
War!
Oh my gosh, with chirps in between or something like that.
I mean, this woman is bird brain after all, so she's striking a pose.
She's getting dumber every day and she's going nuts now.
She is absolutely cringe.
You're gonna love this story then.
Okay, so Nikki Haley called out for allegedly sharing a fake face.
Not allegedly.
She did it.
She didn't push send.
It was a draft form.
So in draft form.
I mean, this is the craziest thing ever.
So social media completely had a heyday with that.
Here it is.
To Nikki Haley.
Okay, send has not been sent.
It says, please in capital letters, do not give up your fight in a world that has become crazy with strife.
We need a level-headed conservative leader to navigate us through the insanity.
No one is more capable than you are to right the ship and heal this great nation.
We need you, Nikki.
This country needs you!
Our allies and the beautiful people of this world need you.
I don't want to see you give up.
And I guarantee you there are millions more out there who feel exactly as I do.
Has anybody out there ever said, in this world, crazy with strife?
I would like to point out.
Heed the call.
Get rid of these college eggheads if you want to write something that sounds like it from the people.
My God.
You know, Nikki Haley, in a world crazy with strife, I'd like to say no one, I mean nobody, We need you.
We need you, Nikki.
Yeah, because the world's crazy with strife.
God, nobody uses the word strife.
I haven't heard that word in 30 years.
Boy, this is really, really bad.
So adding to the controversy was another piece of alleged fan mail shared by Haley that seemed to lack the personal touch usually associated with handwritten notes instead of being typed out in a digital font called B's Burt's font.
This fueled further speculation that the messages were fabricated or manipulated to create a positive image of Haley's popularity.
It's not working.
I can't get past the world in a world crazy with strife.
Oh, boy.
My God, it's like the worst, you know, writing of a book.
But this is a font.
I mean, this is a font that people use on a computer.
I know.
That's not even, that's not handwritten.
That's a font to look like handwritten.
I recognize it.
Oh my gosh, I want to encourage Nikki to keep pressing on, they say.
We need a competent and committed leader to stay the course in the bid for the presidency.
I'm an independent and I have voted for the best candidate every election cycle.
And this year, it's Nikki.
Mary A. Mary A. I wrote this letter because the world's crazy.
God, it's so fake.
Oh my gosh, it's stories like this, I swear, that keep us sane.
I mean, really.
It sounds like exactly what you would write if you didn't know the people, never been in the real world.
Exactly.
Exactly what an intern who spent their whole life in college, a little rich kid, would write when they're trying to pretend to be us.
Okay, so if you really want to look and just double check that this is a font, look at the E's.
They're identical.
Okay.
I know it is because writing, I've used this font before so I can read easy.
Oh yeah.
I mean, look, Nikki, the two K's are absolutely perfect.
The two I's are identical.
The two E's are exact.
I mean, seriously, look at the Y's.
Exact, exact, exact.
I mean, I don't use this font.
I never have, but I can look at it and I can tell you that nobody has exactly the T's exactly the same every single time they write it.
The E's all over the place exactly the same.
Wow.
I had unbelievably terrible handwriting my whole life.
Now I've got arthritis.
You can imagine what it looks like.
So you write like a doctor or a lawyer.
Yeah.
You couldn't read it to start with.
Now I can't even read it.
That's okay.
That's what computers are for.
Well, and your memory is fantastic.
It has to stay sharp.
So, I mean, you know, if you lose one of your senses or one of your abilities, the others tend to kick in.
And that's what's happened with you.
That's a good thing, Kat.
In a lot of ways, it is.
You don't forget anything.
I always had the worst penmanship.
I don't get it.
That's okay.
You know what you're saying.
That's all that matters.
I'm glad when the computer was vented so I could type everything.
It's helped a lot of people.
I'll tell you what, it really has helped a lot of people.
I bet 5% of the people in America can't even write cursive right now.
Well, they're not teaching it anymore, which is really sad, because I love penmanship, and I love calligraphy.
I think that's an art in and of itself.
I mean, my mother has beautiful, beautiful handwriting, and she really takes her time with her letters and loves to do that type of thing.
And so, you know, I've always watched and learned.
Of course, she was an English teacher, too, so I always used to get in trouble for everything, you know, when I was growing up.
I was like, Hey mom, can you do this?
I don't know, can I? It was always a correction of some sort.
I see it now.
I don't know, can you?
Oh boy.
So was my grandmother too.
I mean, English was a real big thing.
Of course, I can't pronounce some of these words, so maybe it's good that she's not able to hear this show right now.
No, the words you're fine with, it's these crazy names.
Names, yeah.
Let's name our son 27 letters and it's got 10 I's.
Exactly.
And see if anybody can pronounce it.
Well, I mean, not even my translator.
What good's a name you can't pronounce?
Seriously, what good's a first name you can't pronounce?
And nobody can pronounce.
You go through your whole life, no matter where you're at.
And they're going, I don't know how to say that.
It doesn't make any sense.
Yes, I completely agree.
I mean, the whole thing is really funny because it's true.
I mean, but it's something we have to learn.
And probably by the time it gets out of the news, we figure it out.
Or at least I do.
I'll finally figure out how to pronounce somebody's name and then it's out of the news cycle just like that.
But yeah, it's definitely been an issue.
But even the translators don't know how to pronounce them correctly.
I've caught the translator making mistakes.
And I've caught people on YouTube.
It could be John Smith and Biden can't pronounce it.
I mean, you know, you've got these...
You see the new one with the union, I'm the first union, yeah, whatever, yeah, you know, thing.
Isn't he the most ridiculous person?
I don't know how they are allowing him to get up there and continue on the way he is.
I mean...
It's such a damn embarrassment to our country and we're just such the laughing stuff of the world right now.
It is so bad.
I mean, the way he just gets up there and screams.
I mean, he's got dementia so bad, he doesn't even know where he is.
It's embarrassing.
So back to Miss Nikki over here, bird brain.
So Matt Walsh goes completely off.
He's like, wow, those are really inspiring messages.
I just received this fan mail today.
You're done.
Oh!
You're done.
Whoops!
Whoops!
I'm still dumb.
Yes.
Actually, you know what?
I had that one lined up because I saw somebody in chat ask for it.
It's a perfect time to use it.
You're right.
So here you've got, Dear Matt, you're the smartest and most greatest person who has ever lived.
Thank Tao for being amazing.
Sincerely, John Smith.
Somebody else, Bad Ombre, is saying, hit send next time and change up the font once in a while.
They've got this circled.
Then they've got laughing emojis.
Let me guess, Nikki also sends herself flowers to the office and say that it's from her husband.
Oh, that's a good one.
Or one of her two boyfriends she cheated on him with.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, don't get those confused.
That's why I'm sure she calls them all honey or lovey or something.
She doesn't want to say the wrong name.
So here you've got N-N-P-N-E-M-C-K. I'm not even going to try.
And it says, this is so embarrassing.
It actually makes DeSantis' online team look competent.
And then you've got another one here.
These messages are as believable as Jussie Smollett.
Jussie Smollett, his name has been ringing around here lately.
And then you have live PD Dave who says, funny, Michael B also sent me an email, but he was singing a completely different tune.
Please do not stop exposing what a fraud birdbrain Nikki Haley is.
She is a total loser and warmonger.
We need you to keep tweeting facts about her horrible record and all the lies she tells.
I don't want to see you stop exposing her and I guarantee you there are millions more out there who feel exactly as I do.
Michael B. I love that one.
That's fantastic.
That guy edited rabbit skin.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, how cool is that?
Oh my gosh, that's fantastic.
Well, he did a great job with this one.
And then you have the Hodge twins who says, y'all got some dumb running your social media WTF. Boy, that's embarrassing.
You have to admit.
And I still can't find any...
I mean, of course, the DeSantis crew, they're still online cringing over DeSantis.
I don't know why.
I mean, it's done.
It's over.
Go to the next thing.
But I still can't find a Nikki fan.
I mean, you know, I'm on social media all day.
And I still have not found a Nikki supporter yet.
Not one.
There's nobody to mean.
There's nobody to do anything.
It's like the judgment that they're trying to get for a gazillion dollars for the New York case and shut his business down and fine him $300 million.
And they're going to award that money to...
There's no victims.
To who?
There's no victims.
He got loans.
He paid them all back.
It's over.
Everybody's happy.
I know it.
Kat, the whole thing is just a setup.
That's all it is.
They want to put him out of business.
They're going after his family.
I mean, this is all about election interference.
And they thought, here's the trick.
They thought it was going to work.
But hey, guys, we haven't forgotten that you stole the last election from us.
We have not forgotten about your...
We haven't forgotten about what you did with January Sixers and continue to do to Americans across the nation.
We have not forgotten.
We're living in this upside-down world every single day.
We're watching Hunter Biden skate.
We're watching how you are teaming up against Trump's administration and putting them in jail for just ridiculous reasons, while Hunter is able to do whatever it is and go wherever he needs to at any time.
He's calling the shots.
I've never seen anything like it.
It's a laughing stock.
And that's the thing.
If I were ever to have a conversation with anybody in Congress, I don't even think I could.
I think I would just start laughing at them.
Like, you are so irrelevant.
You are so ridiculous.
You just continue to make a mockery out of our system and out of our country.
You are the reason why we are in the shape we're in right now.
They did not stand up when they had the chance.
They never did.
They're in cahoots up there together doing who knows what with who knows who.
Well, we heard about the Capitol.
You know, they didn't even go after that clown.
The guy that was filming the sex tapes, we covered that yesterday.
You're not even going after him.
You'd think you won if you're a Democrat.
That's the most ridiculous thing ever.
I mean, no charges for the Senate sex tape.
Oh, no.
No, not going to do that.
No.
It's way too much to ask.
So then we've got the FOIA documents revealed that government officials notified of election fraud in Michigan following Election Day in 2020.
Okay, so here it is.
Each of the 16 defendants were charged with the following felonies.
You have one count of conspiracy to commit forgery, a 14-year felony.
Two counts of forgery, a 14-year felony.
One count of conspiracy to commit uttering and publishing, a 14-year felony.
One count of conspiracy to commit election law forgery, a 5-year felony.
And two counts of election law forgery, a 5-year felony.
Yep.
This is from July 2023, when you had Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel, when she charged 16 Republican electors with political crimes in connection with the controversial 2020 presidential election.
For calling them out on cheating, which they did.
Mm-hmm.
So the cheaters, they skate, but if you say they cheat, they throw you in jail.
That's exactly it.
This is absolutely it.
It's the most incredible.
We live in an upside-down world.
There's no question about it.
So then you've got this going on.
All right, so Dementia Joe, Turnit Brain, Biden signs off on Operation Groundhog bombing meaningless targets in Syria and Iraq.
I kid you not.
They're just bombing.
Just a bomb.
Just say, hey, look what we did.
We're real serious about all this.
59 Tomahawk missiles were used, fired from two warships in the Mediterranean.
Just for a show.
I don't even know what to say about these clowns anymore.
It's ridiculous.
No words for these idiots.
I think they're just trying to get rid of some inventory so they can tax us even more and build more and give it more to the industrial complex without, with the military industrial complex, without having the ramifications of war.
They want to save that for when President Trump is in office.
They want to make everybody angry, get us right on the verge, and then President Trump, we put him into office and then boom, we have something.
So here you go.
I do not know if the U.S. will launch its military response in the recent attacks on the U.S. base in Georgia on Groundhog's Day, but the target selection is a real-world imitation of Bill Murray's iconic movie, Groundhog's Day.
First, watch the trailer.
So we're on the same page, and then he goes on to explain why.
You remember this movie, right?
check it out it's Groundhog Day Groundhog Time A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat.
Weatherman Phil Connors is spending the day in Puxatawney, Pennsylvania.
Phil!
Mad!
Mad Ryerson, I did the whistling belly button trick at the high school talent show.
Bing!
Bing!
But Phil's about to find out...
He's not just stuck in Puxatawney.
Will you be checking out today, Mr.
Connors?
Chance of departure today, 100%.
He's stuck...
It's Groundhog Day!
...in Groundhog Day.
I'm reliving the same day, over and over.
Bill?
Ned Ryerson?
Bing!
Do you ever have deja vu in Mrs.
Lancaster?
I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.
Well, it's Groundhog Day!
Again and again and again.
A lot of you remember this movie.
Well, it's the same thing.
I mean, to understand what Biden is doing, you have to just go back.
It was a good one.
So now we got two.
We got Happy Gilmore and we got this one to watch this weekend.
So that's good.
It'll be a fun weekend.
Happy Gilmore is hysterical.
Gonna have to watch it.
So you remember what Barack Obama tried to do in 2013 and Donald Trump did in Syria in 2017.
Do you remember the fake sarin gas attacks that allegedly carried out by Syria in 2013 and 2017?
Both incidents were staged by Western intelligence operatives working with Syrian opposition groups in order to create a pretext for attacking Syria's military.
In both cases, you had Obama and Trump who were persuaded to carry out military strikes on Syrian military targets as retaliation for this egregious use of chemical weapons on defenseless civilians.
Obama tried to get congressional approval for a strike but failed to do so and backed down.
You had Cy Hirsch provided all the gory details of Barack Obama's failed bit of kabuki theater in this London Review of Books article, The Red Line and The Rat Line.
And so you had Senator Lindsey Graham's graham crackers.
He went on the record to describe what Obama intends to do but did not.
So again, here we are.
Talk, talk, talk.
You know, we're going to fire off some tomahawk missiles, what have you, and nothing ever comes out of it.
It just goes away.
They want to look like they're actually doing something, and they're not.
So that is the big surprise for today, is that Biden has signed off on Operation Groundhog.
Bombing meaningless targets.
I mean, it's just like him.
It's just exactly what he is and what he does.
I know, it shouldn't surprise you.
It's this regime that we're dealing with now.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
Well, the defense secretary, you know, he had elective surgery and he disappeared for a week.
And then, no, it wasn't electric surgery, although we just said it was electric surgery from our official account.
No, it was cancer surgery.
Okay, well, and a week later, yeah, we're all better now.
We're back to work.
It's so true.
But even still, he would not even own up to any of the questions.
I mean, that was what was so bizarre about the whole thing.
I mean, they were asking him questions and he never answered a single one when he was up there on the press conference.
He said, oh, it's my fault, but he never explained anything.
I mean, when you listen to it, it was just a whole bunch of gobbledygook.
Really?
Oh my gosh, my parents would be really proud of me for using that word.
Okay.
Gobbledygook.
I always like the old hogwash.
This has become a word show today.
I try to use hogwash as many times as I can in life.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, so there are so many people that donated to yesterday's show and I just cannot thank you enough.
Kat, I know you feel exactly the way I do.
We were completely blown away by all of the support that we received.
on our 500th show and here's the thing we okay so when you donate on this show it doesn't stay up there that long it stays up depending on what you donate we didn't make the rules it's just the way it is so there are a lot of people that I missed and thank you Renee McCurry who took pictures of all of these Yesterday for me because she knew that they were only going to stay up for a few minutes.
So I'm going to use the last few minutes just to thank everybody because I cannot tell you how much it means to all of us here.
You are truly amazing.
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And then for today's show, I just wanted to make sure.
I try to get everybody every show, but if it's not up there for very long and we get involved in a conversation, I lose it.
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They all donated today, and it looks like we've got a couple of new subscribers for our Tuesday show, which I'm thrilled about.
That's our after-party show.
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So both chat rooms are open.
If you're not doing anything tomorrow...
I have my show, Political Rendezvous.
Would love to see you join us.
It's Saturdays at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
We'll be talking about rape island elites and their victims.
This is episode number 63.
It will be the end of the series on Epstein and Epstein Island.
I'm really looking forward to talking about what really actually went down with the victims and everything else.
All the new information that's coming out, the list, the client list, the black book, all that stuff.
We're going to cover that tomorrow.
That's on a totally different channel.
That's Jules Jones Live channel, so hope to see you over there.
Is there anything else you'd like to add there, Kat?
That's all.
I appreciate all the donations and all the support.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Let's do 500 more.
Oh my gosh.
I am totally overwhelmed.
And I know I keep thanking everybody, but it's because I don't know what else to do.
I don't know what else to say.
You all are absolutely amazing.
And you make this show what it is.
And we absolutely appreciate you.
Okay, well that is it for us.
Everybody, you have a wonderful rest of your day.
Be sweet, be kind to one another, and we will see you all later.
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