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Don't Tread On Texas - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 496 - 1/26/2024
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Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Friday, yay, January 26, 2024, episode number 496.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Oh, just another day.
I'm glad it's Friday.
I've had a long week.
How about you?
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, I missed our anniversary, so that kind of shows you where I'm at.
You gotta sleep on the couch for a week.
At least that, you know?
I mean, no dessert for me.
Nothing.
Not that I eat it anyway, but hey, you know, I mean, I have been banished to bogey land.
Everybody was laughing about that yesterday because it's very unlike me.
If you know me, I stick to my calendars and everything else, but I've just been Inundated lately.
And it's all because of you.
You know, it's your fault.
All of this is your fault.
Anyway, I will just shift the blame over to you and call it good.
That Tucker interview has really changed things.
I'm recognized now, so...
Whoa, yeah.
It really has.
I can't get through DMs now.
I can't get through...
Yeah, I'm getting stopped everywhere I go.
Yeah, I know.
Everything now, so...
It's a big deal.
It's over for the...
I'm going to buy some hoodies someday.
I know.
Some dark glasses.
Well, you got those.
So that's good.
That helped out a little bit.
And the cowboy hat helped out a little bit too in that respect.
But still, they can recognize you and your voice.
That's the thing.
It's amazing the reach of Tucker.
15 plus million views.
I know.
I can't believe it.
And it just seems like it keeps going up.
And then I look at the Kid Rock video and he got three million.
I'm like, man, this is nuts!
Well, that's the power of social media.
And that's the power of the connection that you have with people.
I mean, truly.
They're tired of all of the fake stuff.
I mean, they're tired of the fake news.
You can see the layoffs, even that video that I played.
Oh yeah, the layoffs left and right.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, people are tired of it.
They really are.
And here you've got somebody like Taylor Lorenz who's all upset about the Washington compost and they're upset about the Atlantic.
Well, people are tired of listening to the lies.
That's what this is about.
You're a bunch of liars.
You're getting what you deserve.
I don't feel sorry for you.
I learned to code.
Exactly.
There's some other profession I'm sure will call for you, but definitely not this one.
Yeah, where you sit on your ass and write stories because you just, you know, journalists used to really go out and pound the streets.
Basically what Laura Loomer's doing right now, pound the street, research, go to where they're at, put microphones in people's face, make them feel uncomfortable.
That was what journalism used to be about.
These kids that go to these, you know, they go to Harvard journalism and all these things, their parents are rich.
And they get out, and they get automatic jobs at the Washington Post or the New York Slimes.
And they do all their research online, and they just sit around.
They're lazy as hell.
And they did lazy reporting, and then it's just all bias, lies, leftist, hack, talking points.
And it just sucks.
Nobody wants to read it.
It's boring as hell.
It's calling everybody don't like a Nazi and a racist.
It's boring and it's lazy.
And it's a bunch of lies and people are over it.
They really are.
And don't be fooled.
I mean, I was fooled today on social media thinking that Shapiro had backed Texas.
But I was wrong.
And as soon as I saw that, I deleted my post.
But That's the thing.
You have to be careful because there is all kinds of news that is running rampant right now on social media and you just have to continue to check it out.
So I've retracted a few in the past couple of days and some of them are not clearly marked as parody and so you're easily baited because you want something to be true so badly.
And then all of a sudden you find out that it's not.
So it's just best to be on your guard.
And don't feel bad.
I mean, you're not the only ones that get tricked into this stuff, really.
I appreciate you all sending me stuff.
I really do.
I rely on you.
I get fooled.
Yesterday.
Yeah, I didn't.
I mean, I almost did.
At least I didn't pull the trigger.
I was like, wait a minute.
Hold on a minute.
Oh, it's a lot more dangerous when you do.
I realized it was like a Babylon Bee thing.
I was like, no, it wasn't the Babylon Bee, but it was somebody doing that.
Well, with 2.2 plus million followers, I mean, seriously.
Be careful not to do that.
Yeah, your account's going to have a bigger effect than mine ever would, so you've got to be extra careful, Kat.
You really do.
I stopped it in the middle, at least.
Oh, well, you did a good job of it.
I had some people email today, what was that you was going to say?
I was going to tell you.
It'll make me look dumber than I already did.
Like I said, we can all be fooled.
Oh my gosh.
But don't be fooled on what's going on with President Trump either.
He left court today because of all of this nonsense.
Trump released a statement after he walked out of court.
He is an extremely abusive individual, the likes of few we have ever seen before.
They even threatened to jail his attorney, Habba, which is something.
So President Trump released a fiery statement on his Truth Social platform today.
This comes after an abrupt walkout from the New York City courtroom where the E. Jean Carroll defamation case is being heard.
The case took an unexpected turn when you had Judge Lewis Kaplan, a Clinton appointee, reportedly threaten Trump's attorney, Alina Habba, with jail time and denied a request to refute sexual abuse allegations.
The.
The courtroom witness tense moments earlier.
Judge Kaplan mandated silence, stating no interruptions, no audible comments.
Following some objections, presumably from Trump's legal team, the debate over the, you know, whether it was admissible or not, of certain tweets and a slide showing these tweets escalated with the judge, ultimately ruling against their use.
So, President Trump, he posted on Truth Social.
Do you think he'll ever, just real quick, just sidebar question, do you think he'll ever return to Twitter?
Kat, your opinion.
It's really against his business interest.
Yeah.
Because he has a stake in truth.
So, I mean, it's kind of like...
Man, it would break the internet.
I mean, he did come back for one tweet, remember?
Yes, he did.
But it's kind of against his...
The truth literally is that...
Everything he puts on truth in five seconds gets screenshotted 15, 20, 30,000 times and gets put on Twitter anyway.
And then every time he does that, it advertises for truth.
It's kind of genius, right?
It's smart.
Exactly.
I mean, does he really need it?
We're all doing the bidding anyway.
And it really is keeping truth alive.
I wouldn't be on truth if he wasn't there.
That's where I go to see what he's saying day to day.
I mean, that's the spot.
And so he puts this out there.
I was just curious because I don't think he needs it, which is incredible.
It really is incredible.
He does not.
He basically created his own social media and said, okay, you want to hear what I have to say?
You can find it here.
And everybody is.
So, here was his statement.
He said, This is a one-sided trial where the other side is allowed everything and we are allowed nothing.
He is an extremely abusive individual, the likes of which few have ever seen before.
It's true.
If you really think that President Trump is going to get a fair trial in New York or de-sleeves, we've been telling you since the beginning, he's not.
They want him in cuffs.
That's all this is about.
So you even have a follow-up, and this one is pretty good here.
It says, data potential D.C. jurors say Trump must be stopped at all costs.
Now, they're suggesting a fair trial is impossible with that, so a new poll suggests that it will be nearly impossible, which we've been telling everybody, for President Trump to receive a fair trial free of partisan bias in Washington D. Sleaze.
The survey, conducted from January 1st through the 8th, From a Triton polling and research, it indicates that there is likely a high level of political bias among the potential jury poll, especially towards individuals accused of participating in the January 6, 2021 riot, underlined, of course, at the U.S. Capitol.
So they polled 422 jury-eligible residents at the nation's capitol, with a 27.5% of those surveyed saying those who participated in the January 6 protests are insurrectionists.
An additional 13% said protestors were criminals, while 14% said that they were domestic terrorists.
And 11.6% called the participants traitors.
This is the power of lamestream media.
This is what they do with people.
The gaslight them.
Yeah, and so they also put out fake polls to pretend like...
They're getting their way when there's no such thing.
And when they do polls like these kind of polls, it's not a presidential poll when an election is going to show you how bad they are.
This is just a poll they can put out, and there's no way to kick back on them.
It's really something.
I swear, let's face it.
They sat up there, and they said, we're going to get a narrative.
We're going to, you know, say that the whole country's turned against X, Y, and Z, and they just put out a poll.
They don't call anybody or poll anybody.
They're a bunch of liars anyway.
You think they lie about everything and put out real polls?
You know, they get checked on the presidential polls, the presidential polls at some point.
Are the election polls at some point going to kick them in the butt if they're wrong?
But these, there's nothing that can ever prove them wrong.
Well, unless you go back to 2016 where they had a 99.9% chance that Hillary Clinton was going to win.
And they tried that on everybody.
They tried that on my parents.
My parents were like, we're really sorry to break this to you.
But Trump at the time...
Doesn't have a shot.
And we don't know how to let you down easily, but you need to come to reality.
I'm like, who are you talking to?
Where are you getting this information?
And they were listening to the lamestream media, just like everybody else used to.
And they said, you know what?
There is no way this man is even going to be able to compete.
And I went and said, I can guarantee you.
He is not only going to compete, but he is going to win.
I know he's going to win.
Well, they were just shaking their heads like, you know, bless her heart.
She's going to have a real hard time dealing with this.
Exactly.
She won't listen to the New York Times for good reason.
Exactly.
I mean, that's really what I felt like.
Kind of like the outcast.
You know, bless her heart.
She's not, you know, she's not really able to take the news.
And I'm going, no, really?
He's going to win.
And then when he did.
It was just like, there you go.
You can't trust what these people are saying.
So I agree with you completely.
I mean, these polls they put out to go ahead and, you know, firm up the narrative even more.
That's all they're trying to do here.
They're only trying to push that most people believe that January 6th was an insurrection when we know exactly what it is.
So it shouldn't surprise you that Jack Smith is again back in the news.
Jack Smith opposes unsealing of discovery material in classified documents case because one document confirms existence of another FBI investigation.
So, here you go.
You remember all of this, the setup in his office and everything else.
Well, Special Counsel Jack Smith is fiercely working to keep discovery material under seal in the classified documents case against Trump playing out in a federal court in Florida.
Jack Smith indicted Trump on 37 federal counts in Miami in June.
That's how long ago it was.
And, you know, Joe Biden was guilty of the same thing.
Pence raised his hand and said, hey, put me in, coach.
I did the same thing.
Well, he was charged with 31 counts of willful retention of national defense information and six other process crimes stemming from his conversations with a lawyer.
So in July, you had Jack Smith.
he hit Trump with three additional charges in the investigation into classified documents stored at Mar-a-Lago.
The superseding indictment filed in the Southern District Court of Florida claims Trump was part of a scheme to delete security footage from Mar-a-Lago.
So Julie Kelly is reporting on it.
She says Trump and his co-defendants filed a lengthy motion to compel discovery from numerous agencies, including Biden White House, To demonstrate collusion between, you've got the prosecution and the Biden regime.
Here's one example of how the motion had to be redacted.
Look at this.
One reason Jack Smith opposes unsealing most of the material is because one document confirms the existence of another FBI investigation, presumably into Trump.
So here it is.
It's unclear which FBI investigation Jack Smith referenced.
However, it has been publicly reported that the FBI opened an investigation into Trump's possible involvement in January 6th and April of 2022.
Jack Smith requested certain documents to remain sealed in full.
So they have not brought that.
Of course, Trump has not been indicted for January 6th insurrection.
They've been trying to act like he's already been proven guilty.
He has not.
He has not been proven guilty of creating an insurrection at all.
But this was the card they've always wanted to play.
There was no insurrection.
You can't create something that didn't exist.
Exactly.
It was an FBI insurrection.
Insurrection would be armed.
You can't have an unarmed insurrection.
Them two don't mix.
It's the most ridiculous conversation.
I mean, they're trying to say they were trying to actually take over our government.
Mm-hmm.
There wasn't a weapon in sight.
Except for them.
Yeah, with what?
Pens and pencils and Tic Tacs and chewing gum they had in their pocket.
Yeah, I mean, because somebody has horns on their heads, right?
And that guy was cleared, right?
The shaman.
The Q Shaman was cleared.
Thank you, Tucker Carlson, for bringing that to light.
I mean, they were all walking in a single file line.
When you start talking about January 6th, it was the police that was firing into the crowd.
They were the ones throwing the smoke grenades and everything else at all of the different passerbys.
They were the ones trying to create and instigate an insurrection.
They did not.
The January Sixers, the way that they have created a narrative of what MAGA is all about is that they're fully loaded with guns and ammo and everything else.
Well, none of these people arrived with any of that.
They were simply there to protest, to use their voice, their God-given rights.
And yet, look what happened.
The government completely turned on them.
They tried to bait them into an insurrection.
They didn't try.
They did it.
It's horrible.
I mean, these people are still in jail.
And they're going to stay there until we get President Trump back.
Except Ray Epps.
He surprisingly didn't get anything but a slap on the wrist.
Nothing.
Three years later, after everybody complained about all the...
Had him on 24-hour loop.
Go into the Capitol!
Into the Capitol!
It's the most ridiculous thing.
It is so appalling how the government has trampled on these people.
And it's just to scare all of us.
It's to scare all of us from the Texas scenario that is playing out and everything else.
They want you to fear them.
That's what this was about.
And they were going to use January 6th as an example, not only as an example, but to make sure that President Trump wasn't on the ballot again.
Too bad.
We're moving forward at a record speed.
I've never seen the traction that President Trump is gaining.
It is full momentum.
And I love every single minute of it.
I can't have a conversation without somebody bringing it up.
President Trump.
I really cannot.
He is on everybody's mind.
So the classified documents trial is currently set for May 20, 2024.
However, it may get postponed if Jack Smith's January 6, D.C. trial set for March 4, 2024 is delayed.
That's where we are with that.
It's unbelievable what they have been able to do here.
So you have got all kinds of things.
Of course, you've got the lawless regime, Trump advisor Peter Navarro.
He will be sent to prison by the Biden regime during his appeal process.
So they're going to put him in jail while he awaits his appeal.
And what happened to Jussie Smollett?
Nothing.
So he got to appeal the thing for three years and stay out of jail, and then they say, well, they overturned the appeal.
He has to go to jail.
Is he in jail?
No.
And he just don't go to jail.
No.
He just doesn't go.
He cried.
Democrats, they're paying him back.
And let me tell you something.
There was a lot more people in on that than that idiot.
Oh, Kamala Harris was in on that.
All of them were in on it, believe me.
Because they just happened to coincide with the lynching bill.
Absolutely.
It was a complete setup and they were terrified that he was going to squeal.
Because that's what he does.
He squeals.
This is MAGA country.
Yeah.
God.
I mean, when you say pull a Smollett, that's what you think of.
Yeah, when you do a race hoax and you hire two people to do a race hoax, here's an idea.
Don't write them a check.
Oh my gosh, really?
You write them a check.
The most incredible thing I've ever seen.
It really is amazing.
Pretty much a slam-dump case.
You write them a check.
I always say that little bottom part, four.
When it says four, you probably put race hoax in there.
Yeah, make sure you identify what you were paying him for.
MAGA country.
Oh my gosh.
So this is a terrible story because it just goes to show you how far they will go.
So in September, you had former Trump advisor Dr.
Peter Navarro, 74.
He was convicted of criminal contempt of Congress for refusing to comply with the subpoena before Liz Cheney's January 6th investigation.
He didn't comply with the subpoena, but with the half-baked and partisan committee because he said that Trump told him So you have Biden's corrupt DOJ. They sought a six-month prison term for Navarro.
On Thursday, Obama appointed Judge Amit Mehta, sentenced Peter Navarro to four months in prison and ordered him to pay a $9,500 fine.
So Judge Amit Mehta barred Navarro from making the executive privilege argument after the DOJ prosecutors accused the former Trump aide of hiding behind executive privilege claims.
So following the sentence by the Obama judge, you have Navarro's attorneys who immediately filed an appeal, which everybody expected, of his conviction on two counts of criminal contempt on Thursday, which, What did not make the headlines is that 74-year-old Peter Navarro will be sent to prison by the Biden regime during his appeal process.
By the time his appeal is heard in court, he would likely have already served his four months in prison.
And we'll even be safe in prison with these scumbags.
Yeah.
And think about this.
Where's Hunter?
You know?
I mean, seriously, look at how they get treated Hunter.
He does it and gives a press conference and flaunts it in everybody's face and nothing happens.
And, of course, the Republicans won't even hold him in content.
They never did remember how they...
We're going to hold him in content!
Please.
That means you're not going to hold him in content because you're the Republican Party.
You're cowards.
I had it with the Republican Party.
They are just so useless.
What are they doing now?
Nothing.
No, they're gone for the weekend.
They're not worried about the border.
They're not worried about anything.
Nothing at all.
Not one little tiny thing.
He's just Paul Ryan.
He's a mouse.
He's a shorter Paul Ryan.
Mm-hmm.
He is absolutely a mouse.
That is exactly what he is.
He is ridiculous.
I mean, they're just walking right on over him.
I mean, he's pathetic.
He's pitiful.
I really, I don't see how this party goes forward without getting some real players involved.
We can't continue with this group.
So you know about the Biden regime.
They're trying to punish Texas.
All right, so all of a sudden, you've got the Biden regime freezes all natural gas projects, citing alleged climate change crisis and recent catastrophic weather events.
Oh, please.
No, nobody's buying this.
They are trying to punish the red states and everybody knows it.
So here is Corrine Jean-Pierre at her finest.
So today the Biden-Harris administration announced a temporary pause on pending decisions on exports of liquefied natural gas to certain countries until the Department of Education can update the underlying assessments.
Yeah, right.
We know exactly what this is about.
So you've got Joe Biden destroying our country from within.
So on Friday, Joe Biden put a temporary hold on the approval of both pending and upcoming requests to export liquefied natural gas, LNG, from new projects.
This decision might postpone the determination on new facilities until after the election on November 5th, including the CP2 facility proposed for the southwest coast of Louisiana.
During the pause, the Department of Energy will undertake an assessment to evaluate the economic and ecological consequences of a proposed project aimed at exporting LNG to Europe and Asia regions currently experiencing high demand for this fuel.
Everybody knows exactly what this is about.
So, Speaker Johnson, the mouse, he does weigh in.
He goes, President Biden's decision to place a pause on pending natural gas export terminals is outrageous.
By bending the knee to climate activists, the president is empowering Russia, weakening U.S. energy security, and forcing Europe's reliance on dirty Russian exports.
He goes on to say, and here is the rest of the mouse, an abject failure.
Oh, man.
I know.
They're so worried about the environment and they're so worried about global warming that they blew up the North 2 pipeline.
Unbelievable.
They blew it up and it's still out there, you know, and then releasing all these toxins in the atmosphere and the ocean.
That's how much they care about it.
Global warming, which is a hoax, by the way, and it's the most ridiculous hoax I've ever heard of in life.
Of course, they caught it...
In the 70s, there was going to be an ice age, then a deep freeze, and everybody's going to dive, and then they changed to global warming, and that didn't take, so the climate change, then climate emergency, climate crisis, and none of their predictions come true.
There's one good thing about the climate cult.
None of their predictions ever come true.
They always say, in five years, this is going to happen.
In 10 years, this is going to happen.
And they've made probably 100,000 of these predictions, and so far, they're zero for 100,000.
Yet you got these stupid ass liberals, the dummies, falling in it like it's a religion, and it's just a damn hoax.
There's nothing wrong.
Okay, let's just take your perfect scenario that the earth rises.01% or whatever it is in the next hundred years.
So what?
Just wherever you're at right now, imagine.
It being one half of Greece hotter.
Oh my God!
Okay, is anything going to happen?
Nothing's going to happen.
Definitely not.
I mean, when you go all the way back to 1966, they were claiming that oil was going to be gone in 10 years.
In 1967, dire famine forecasted by 1975.
1968, overpopulation will spread worldwide.
It goes on and on and on and on, whatever narrative.
They use that for any time they want to do something.
They want their money in this.
They want electric cars, and they're going to try to destroy the oil industry.
They think oil is evil.
When you get up every morning, you should just think, you know, just think...
You're lucky stars for fossil fuels because without fossil fuels, half of everybody that's listening to this would have been dead already.
There would be no medical breakthroughs.
You wouldn't be able to move around.
You wouldn't have no clothes.
You wouldn't have no tires.
You wouldn't have no shoes.
You wouldn't have nothing.
You wouldn't be able to run anything in industry.
There wouldn't be anything because it all runs on oil.
You have to oil everything.
Anything made out of metal that has a moving part has to have oil.
Your clothes.
I mean, you name it.
Everything.
I mean, man, you put Vaseline on your lips when they're chapped?
Oil!
You say oil, I say oil.
We make a good team.
Yes, I agree.
It's ridiculous.
Man, and they fly to these things in private jets, and then all these activists, they drive 10 hours to go to an airport and superglue themselves to a runway, and guess what?
The superglue.
Oil!
Oil!
It is the most ridiculous thing.
These people are ridiculous.
They are.
And then they go, and they go to Picasso, and they throw paint on it.
And guess what?
Paint!
Oil!
Oil!
It's really a debacle, isn't it?
They're dumb people.
They're just so ridiculous.
I know, and it doesn't make any sense.
It's just a hoax.
It's always going to be a hoax.
The weather changes, and the most ridiculous thing I can think of is these stupid liberals who can't even figure out if men can have babies or what bathroom to use.
Right.
You're going to give them trillions of dollars, and they're going to change the damn temperature of planet Earth.
How?
Okay, what do you need?
$94 trillion?
Here it is.
I'm going to hand it to you.
What's your next step to change the temperatures on planet Earth?
You guys can't even run the DMV, it goes, bro.
You can't even run the postal service.
You can't put stamps on letters and mail them for a profit.
That's in the red every year.
You can't even deliver mail, and you're going to change the earth?
It's the most ridiculous argument I've ever heard.
They should be laughed at and mocked because that's exactly what you have to do to these people.
They're absolutely insane.
And they know it.
They know it.
The dummies are the little sheep that believe everything they say.
I mean, they literally think they're going to change the world.
If the United States shut down their every power plant, all their oil production and everything, it wouldn't be a little drop in the bucket compared to China and India and Pakistan and all these other countries who don't give a damn about global warming because they know it's real.
And the worst thing about it is...
We don't want pollution.
We don't want our oceans, you know, littered with garbage.
And so they waste all these billions and billions and billions, and it's just a money laundering scheme to shovel up all their friends' pants.
And so the real stuff like cleaning up the oceans, all this garbage in the oceans, cleaning up dump sites, you know, real oil spills on the earth, and all the things that would help pollution, not global warming, But it doesn't even get taken care of.
They don't even want to clean up that.
The same people that want you to have your paycheck to this nonsense, they won't have any committee that just goes down Highway 95 and picks up trash.
They don't do any of that stuff.
What about the poop in San Francisco, Kat?
What about the needles all over that litter Hollywood, California and LA? For what they spend on global warming, that's a bottomless pit that nobody ever sees.
What have they done?
Think about all the money they've given to global warming.
I mean, trillions and trillions and trillions and trillions, yet they say the Earth's still rising in temperature.
So where'd all the money go?
I mean, we've already gave you $100 trillion every country in the last 20 years.
Why is the Earth still, the temperature's rising according to you?
Why didn't y'all do anything about it?
We give you all the money.
Change the temperature of the earth.
It's because you can't.
It's ridiculous.
They could have, in San Francisco, they could have them streets where you could eat off of it, and they could have a guy with a turd scooper and a broom, and they could have five people following every homeless person around.
Every time they poop, you could immediately pick it up for what they're paying on this bottomless pillowcase.
Or they can just invite President Xi to appear, right, for the weekend, and then they can have a parade for him, and then all of a sudden all that disappears.
That's exactly what happens here, too.
Every single weekend, okay, by Thursday, you've got a cleanup crew because we've got people that are coming in, right, from all corners of the earth to visit Hollywood, California, and they certainly don't want you to see what it looks like during the week.
So then miraculously, and where these people disappear, I have no idea.
But the streets are completely cleaned up, especially if there's an event here.
And boom, just like that.
And then a couple of weeks later, here they all come back.
These psychopath, global cult liberals are destroying this planet.
They're destroying people.
I mean, it's like, okay, we've got to stop farmers.
Okay, well, what's everybody going to eat, you dumbasses?
Let's stop farmers from farming.
I wish they ought to.
They ought to starve their leaders.
I'll tell you what.
All you leaders that push this, they should just say, okay, well, we're going to keep growing food forever, but not you.
You can't have any.
Exactly.
But see, it's the opposite.
You know what they ought to do, too?
They don't want us to have it.
Trump should get into office and say, okay, all you liberals, I'm going to give you the best week of your life.
I'm going to give you the best month of your life.
Your dream's going to come true.
We're going to shut off electricity.
We're going to shut off the sewer.
We're going to cut off your water.
Okay, you're living your dream.
You ain't going to have no internet.
Your little iPhones that you punch all day are going to be gone.
You ain't going to be able to go on Twitter.
The internet's going to be shut down.
I'm telling you, all these people that glue their assholes to runways, I guarantee they'll be the first over there huddled up when you take their iPhone away, you know, in a fetal position.
Or turn the water off for a while.
Let them, you know, where are you going to crap at?
You have to go out in the street in San Francisco.
Exactly.
I mean, that's how they want to live.
If they want to go in reverse, they can't.
They wouldn't last a day.
Well, you saw them at the concert.
Remember the concert where all of a sudden they thought they were going to get all of these...
I forget the name of it.
Was it Burning Man?
I'm not sure.
Oh yeah, Burning Man.
Yeah, remember?
I mean, how did they do there?
Not very well.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, so it never rains in the desert.
You know, it never rains in the desert.
And if you've ever been out in that section, which I did a lot of work out west, If it ever does rain in them sections, it never rains in that, I forgot what it's called, the ground out there, there's a certain word they use, but when it's wet, you can go, I remember the first time it got wet and I just like walked two feet in it and, you know, it's like you pull up snowshoes.
It's like four feet around your feet comes up, the earth comes up with it.
And so they got stuck there.
Boy, it was real, and they didn't do very well.
And every one of those, and I was a hippie, and every one of those, and these are like hippified crazies, you know, and all these people that dance around and everything and preach planet Earth.
I bet every one of them couldn't wait to get back.
Get in the hot shower, that hot water heater, and get into that fuel pumping car of theirs to get the hell out of there and have a shower.
And with that gas stove of theirs to make sure that they had something hot to eat that was pretty tasty.
Oh yeah, it goes on and on and on.
They're the most ridiculous people.
Yeah, and electric cars, you know, you've seen the stories lately.
All the people besides pretty much...
Elon Musk, who will always be in business, because there is a 5% or a 2% demand for electric cars for somebody who's rich, that lives in the city, that doesn't drive at 20 or 30 miles, that can afford $25,000 batteries and $120,000 and $200,000 Teslas, and they can afford a $10,000 little station in there.
And, you know, it's good.
You know, they spend a half a million dollars and they save $2 a gallon.
Yeah.
Right.
Until you have an earthquake.
And then their car runs on coal.
And then all of a sudden, you have a problem.
These people are insane.
And they want to save the earth to act like they're doing something with their lives, but they're not saving anything.
The earth's going to be here long after everybody's gone.
The earth's still going to be here.
You're not saving the earth.
No.
No.
It's all about control.
It's their next climate hoax.
It's their next big moneymaker.
I think President Trump sums it up beautifully.
Here were his words on climate.
And yet you have people like John Kerry worrying about the climate.
The climate.
Oh, I heard that the other day.
Here we are, guys, threatening us.
He's worried about...
The ocean will rise one hundredth of one percent over the next 300 fucking years.
He just let it go with that.
I mean, everybody knows.
You would think, I mean, except for people that haven't been paying attention.
It's pretty scary, though.
I mean, that's what we're dealing with.
I've said this before, you know, I came down to Florida after I got out of the Army in the early 80s, and I basically, I've moved around a good bit, but I've...
I've always fished.
I'm an indoor fish, an inshore fisherman, and I do boat fish when I can, but I like to just wear waders and go out and do a lot of wade fishing.
So I have these areas and holes and inland areas that have strong tides and And you've got to kind of fish the tides.
So I've been fishing this for a long time.
And I can tell you for a fact, in the last four years, this is not doing it.
I know because I don't live a life online where you just listen to dumbasses.
I've been fishing these areas.
And it's the same old areas.
The tide lines, the regular high and low tides are exactly the way they've always been.
Isn't it funny?
Down here in Florida, we have roads in these islands and all these little places you can go, these little inlets and bays and everything, and all these little roads are right beside them.
And it's funny how none of the roads ever fly.
You can't go this way.
Global warming man's got the thing shut down.
And then, so a hurricane will come, which blows all the ocean water up.
And then they're like, look, it's all flooding.
Look, it is flooding.
It's a hurricane.
God.
I know I'll go to the same spots.
It's ridiculous.
There's little places that I go and I go through the woods and I go down to the ocean or bay or the intercoastal waterways and I stand on a certain rock or a little old seawall that's been deteriorating and I'll go and I'll stand on the same rock I stood on 30 years ago.
And I know that rock that I stand on that I can, you know, get out a little deeper or a hole I fish in.
I know that, you know, it'll be at low tide, it'll be, you know, shin deep, and at high tide, it'll be a little bit over my knees or whatever.
And I know this.
So I know it hadn't been rising.
Mm-hmm.
I know it's just all bullshit to get you out of your pocket money out of your pocket it's so true and and that's the whole thing i mean it's like somebody saying hey it's raining outside you're gonna get wet i mean it's what we it's like yeah of course i mean we know exactly there's a means to an end okay result consequence all right so this is a hot summer and sometimes they have hot summers And, oh God, the world got a fever!
The ocean's boiling!
Yeah, man, we're gonna have a crab boil, just go down to the ocean and just, you know, have a crab boil.
But it's all just a bunch of bullshit.
And it's funny, because we're having just a ridiculous cold winter.
I mean, man, I live in North Florida, and it's been in the 20s and the 30s at night, it seems like, for two or three weeks now.
We've had all this snow, all these crazy...
Blizzards and everything, and they just don't talk about global warming in the winter.
In the spring, wait until the first hot day, and here comes the crazies.
Yeah, I told you!
And then here's the best thing.
This is the hottest day on record.
Oh, really?
I mean, the hottest day in the history of our planet.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's never been this hot.
It hasn't?
Well, what degrees was it in 400 BC in Boston?
Crazy.
On this day.
Well, I mean, think about this.
It snowed in Burbank last year.
I mean, that was something.
That was news to people in L.A. that it would actually snow here.
And it did.
I mean, you know, you can account for crazy weather.
I mean, it's going to happen.
I remember Obama gave a speech one time, and he was saying, all these things contribute to global warming.
And he was saying the opposites.
He was going, all these things contribute to global warming.
Floods.
Droughts.
Harsh winters, harsh summer, snowfall, rain.
Isn't it wild?
I know.
Well, it's the same thing.
He flip-flopped when he was talking about taking a hard line on illegal immigration.
I've got the flashback on that one, too.
When he was a senator.
Listen to this.
We all agree on the need to better secure the border and to punish employers who choose to hire illegal immigrants.
We are a generous and welcoming people here in the United States, but those who enter the country illegally and those who employ them disrespect the rule of law, and they are Showing disregard for those who are following the law.
We simply cannot allow people to pour into the United States undetected, undocumented, unchecked and circumventing the line of people who are waiting patiently, diligently and lawfully to become immigrants in this country.
They turn on a dime.
Well, they say that to get to the next position, and then they screw you as soon as they get in because they're just phony, absolute fraud.
They're all liars.
Yes, exactly.
I mean, he's the modern-day version of a snake oil salesman, a con man.
Oh, he is, too.
Boy, he's bad news.
He is real bad news and he is very nervous about President Trump re-entering the Oval.
Now that we know all that we know, let me tell you something, they're all on their heels.
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There's a helium shortage right now.
Helium is needed to power MRIs, semiconductors, and space travel.
Well, Joe Biden just sold off our federal helium reserve, which supplies over 30% of our helium supply.
This entire administration is either run by complete idiots or genocidal maniacs.
I think it's a little bit of both.
What about you?
But that's exactly what they're doing right now.
And this is from at nwokeness, which is another great account over there on X Twitter.
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But yeah, I mean, they're just trying to cripple us.
I mean, when you look at that, when you look at the border, I mean, they are dangerous to themselves and others.
They really are.
There's a standoff.
Standoffs happening.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
Well, I mean, the whole thing with the border is really something else.
I mean, Biden even going after all of this is crazy.
And you had Tucker Carlson, who had a conversation today, We are prepared for conflict with the Biden regime over the border.
Ten states have sent their National Guards to defend Texas against the invasion.
So here it is.
You have an interview from India.
Governor Greg Abbott, he says that ten other states have sent the National Guard to the Texas border.
Abbott says he is prepared for a conflict with federal authorities.
It's happening.
It's going to be interesting to watch this one play out.
Oh, definitely.
I'm telling you about the Biden regime, the treasonous installed Biden regime.
They can't win this one.
What are they going to do?
Going down and shoot their agents?
And why are they shooting them?
And why are they, I mean, let's say they did.
Let's say, what are they going to do?
What if they start trying to arrest agents?
They're going there and they're going to arrest And they're going to get in a fight with people who are trying to prevent illegals from coming in so they can come in?
There's just no winning to this.
What is he going to do?
Is he going to go in there and start open fire?
Are they going to try to arrest?
Are they going to get in a fist fight?
I mean, there's no way to win.
Because they're willing to go down there and arrest our patrol, you know, and stop our National Guard from enforcing the laws.
Exactly.
They can't win.
They can't win this optics-wise.
They can't win no matter what the situation, no matter what happens.
They can't win this.
Even if they win, they lose.
Well, of course, unless they want to blame President Trump again, which is what they love to do in this case, so President Trump is calling on all willing states to deploy their National Guards to Texas to defend U.S.-Mexico border as Red State Alliance grows to 25%.
And so this is just catching some serious momentum here, as it should.
And now you've got 25 states.
I mean, and it's just growing nonstop.
You've got, they're now standing with Texas Governor Greg Abbott to sign a letter supporting Texas constitutional rights to self-defense.
So this is a huge deal.
You've got tensions that are absolutely escalating.
And what is this about?
I have a friend of mine who went to the doctor the other day, and she said, you know, I left because she was actually at the emergency room.
She had cut her hand.
And she said, you know, I left.
And I said, why?
She goes, I was there for four hours, and everybody there was an illegal alien that could not speak English, and they were all getting treatment.
You know, California is now funding this.
She had to leave the emergency room.
And she said, you know what?
It would have been faster just to make an appointment with my doctor, which is what I did.
Can you believe?
It's overrun.
Completely overrun.
There is so much pressure on our system right now.
It's going to break.
They're not giving it to American citizens.
They're giving it to illegals that are here, that have broken the law to be here.
Our resources are tapped out.
Absolutely tapped out.
You've got this story.
You know, closed borders, not drug legalization, will reduce the drug crisis.
Well, a lot of people are now saying that, hey, this is the Biden regime.
They've struck a deal with the cartels.
That's what this is all about.
It always has been.
So it's in chaos, the crisis level of illegal immigrants and asylum seekers crossing on a daily basis.
You have several Republican-led states who have deployed their National Guard to secure the border, while Washington has sent federal officers to keep it open.
The Biden regime's loose policies on immigration and asylum seekers encourage illegal immigration and human trafficking as desperate people from Latin America and as far away as the Middle East, China, and Africa see a path to residency or citizenship in the US despite having entered illegally.
Not only that, They are given food, board, you know, roof over their head, money, you know, money in their pockets, everything else.
Like anything they want.
Well, they don't give you nothing.
And they want them to vote in our elections.
That's what this really stems from.
This is what this is all about.
They've been doing it in California, I told you.
All you have to do is get a driver's license and then all of a sudden you're automatically enrolled to vote in our elections.
That's what this is ultimately about.
This is a power grab and they know that we're not going to vote for them.
Then all of a sudden in Georgia, you've got a huge story over here.
Finally, some would say.
You have Senate Ethics Committee pass his bill to remove Rafsenberger from the Board of Elections and grant the board authority to investigate him.
Finally is right.
My goodness sakes.
I mean, you are looking at a situation in Georgia.
Everybody knows what happened in Georgia.
Lou Dobbs tonight.
Georgia looks to be moving closer to paper ballots.
I hope they lead that charge after what happened over there.
You've got the Gateway Pundit who has done a beautiful job of reinforcing that those elections have been tampered with, those Dominion machines and everything else.
And it's just the tip of the iceberg.
I mean, you've got full scope of Dominion voting machine hack in federal court is far worse than just the BicPen hack.
Audit logs can be edited.
And yet, you weren't allowed to even talk about this stuff before.
I mean, this is major.
You have Pennsylvania state legislatures.
They are filing a comprehensive lawsuit against Biden regime.
You have the Governor Shapiro and Department of State.
All they do is cheat.
That's it.
Yeah.
They don't just cheat.
They don't just cheat.
I mean, they have these...
I mean, it's just every which way you can cheat, they cheat.
It is true.
If you think these elections in this country are fair, I got a bridge to sell you in San Francisco full of human shit on it, I'm sure.
Well, and this is the whole thing.
Yeah, it's true.
I mean, it's the most frustrating thing we've ever seen.
And you wonder why our military numbers are low.
Oh, well, they have a solution for that.
They're going to bring in illegals instead.
They're going to have them voting in your elections, taking your jobs and everything else.
No one's talking about the crisis of unemployment.
I mean, you've got so many layoffs right now that are happening in real time, and no one in lamestream media is even discussing it.
Now you've got these reports that are out there about the FBI. It has lowered its hiring standards in a ridiculous way due to woke diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, which means they're coming for those jobs too.
You see that?
Getting the FBI, they probably just ask you, will you enforce laws against Democrats?
No.
Will you go after Republicans even if they're innocent?
Yes.
You're hired.
Exactly.
Well, here's the thing.
They are actually going to hire people.
This is the long-term effect.
They're going to hire people that are here illegally that broke the law to enforce the laws that they want enforced on you.
Think about that scenario.
Lawbreakers are going to be enforcing the law over you.
I don't think so.
This whole country's turned into dog shit.
No kidding, Kat.
No kidding.
Not the country, not the people, just our government.
I know.
That's why whenever I threaten that I'm moving, I just do not think that a state is close enough.
I think I need to go further away.
I mean, you know, I've been in California and L.A. for quite some time, so it's really starting to wear.
But the whole thing has gotten just insane.
But this is what happens when they install, you know, somebody...
These people live off the grid, like way up in Alaska, in a little cabin and, you know, hunt moose and...
Jerky and have dog sleds and no power and cut off from society.
It's looking more promising by the day.
Oh, it certainly is.
And here's one you got.
This is great news.
Georgia State Senate votes 30 to 19 to create the committee to investigate Trump-hating Fulton County District Attorney Fannie Willis for criminal misconduct and corruption.
That's a little bit of good news.
We always try to end on good news, especially when it's a Friday.
I think they're also going to vote to impeach her.
Yes.
I think they're going to...
It's on the way.
She's a slimeball, man.
God.
Worst of the worst.
And they do this stuff right here in this most blatant corruption, you can imagine, that's easily to get called on.
And they do it because they know nothing's going to happen to them because they're Democrats.
True.
And the Republicans don't start, when there's never any punishment, which there never is, the behavior is going to continue.
Over and over and over again.
So here's our fun one for the day.
Liz Cheney and Adam Kidzinger.
As I like to call him, Kid Zinger.
Back Nikki Haley.
Donate to Kim Payne.
- There's a shock.
Yeah.
Liz Cheney's already taught her how to lose about 30 points in every state.
Exactly!
It's so crazy, isn't it?
I mean, but that's where we are.
And right before South Carolina, where she's going to lose about 30 points in her own state, like Liz did.
It's just so sad.
It's gotten so adamant.
I mean, she rubs me raw.
I said they started reminding me of each other.
Remember a week ago, they just both rubbed me like...
They're the same.
60 grit sandpaper.
Well, that's exactly right, and they are exactly the same.
There is no difference.
I mean, that and Hillary Clinton, it's like there's this mold, and that's what they are.
Well, if you aren't doing anything tomorrow, I hope you will join me on a political rendezvous.
It's every Saturday at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
It's on Jules Jones' live channel over there on Rumble.
Love Rumble.
Rumble's done a great job of supporting us.
This show has really, really grown.
And we are going to be covering Madam Maxwell tomorrow.
And of course, we'll do the news of the week and everything else, but we'll be focusing on that because so many people in our government are connected to Epstein and Epstein Island.
It's been nothing but a blackmail scenario.
And then I owe everybody, I know, and I've been talking about it, All the donations for the last two weeks.
I need to read everybody names out because I've been so bad about not having them in order, even though I've had Mother of Pearl and Renee McCurry who do an incredible job.
It's been me, not you.
Oh, just, I have not gotten it together this week.
All your girlfriends are in town just slacking.
You know what's happening.
Okay, is that coming from the party boy who was just in Nashville?
Interesting, isn't it?
Yeah, I'm guilty.
Guilty as charged.
You're the greatest friend ever, because all your friends are out there partying, and you don't drink, so you're the permanent designated driver for life.
You got that right.
And I have no problem doing that to make sure that everybody gets safe.
Well, good.
You need to come out with me sometime.
We have no problem.
Oh my gosh.
You're welcome.
Go out with me anytime.
Yes, exactly.
Look what the cat drug in.
That's exactly how that would roll.
But no, I mean, it's good.
But I've got so many people in that they wouldn't all fit into my car.
So we've got a whole, you know, we're mapping and planning.
You've got to have an Uber army to get your girlfriends out.
We're going to get a limo.
We're requesting seven Ubers over here.
Oh my gosh, it is definitely a scene over here.
When my girlfriends are in town, they just basically take over and you just don't have a vote.
We go here, we go there until all hours of the night.
I was telling Kat about it.
It's quite an experience.
But I want to thank everybody who supports us.
All right, M Kreska, Kimber Tucson, Deborah Reyes.
All right, we have Speedy Patriot, Kimber Tucson, Viking C, my buddy Martha Johnson over there.
We've got Rkin John 68.
We have got, let me see, let me keep going through here.
We've got a lot of people I've got to reach out to.
Ricky Skye, Debra Reyes, Joe Stones.
And then we have Debra Reyes, Debra Reyes, Fizzle13.
Debra, by the way, is a moderator on our show.
Thank you, Debra.
Here she is again, Debra Reyes.
Kimber Tucson, Joe Stones, Debra Reyes.
And then we have Silent Night.
Then we have Debra Reyes, Joe Stones again.
Definitely not Karen.
And then it looks like we have got...
Definitely not Karen.
Is that a cute one?
And then we have Hampton Roads Gal.
She also donated over there on our Locals channel.
And that's Hampton, R-D-S-G-A-L. Thank you very much for that.
She liked our mittens.
Our mittens when we were calling Mitt Romney mittens.
She liked that comment.
So thank you for that.
We really appreciate all of you.
And I don't know if I missed anybody today.
Oh, it looks like I did miss people today.
Let me get up there before I lose my chat completely.
Pure Blood Stallion.
They call it the Fudge Fund.
And then we have Deborah Reyes, who says it was a fedsurrection.
There's a difference.
We have TriStater72.
Just a quick shout out to Cat Turd Jewels and all the Littermates.
This is an awesome show.
And we have an awesome chat too.
You do.
I mean, you rule in chat.
There's no question.
Nobody even comes close.
It's hard to even read now.
There's so many people in it.
You can't.
It just scrolls so fast.
It's hard to keep up with.
It is.
It's amazing.
I try to catch one every once in a while and then I freeze it and try to catch it, but not always.
Then we have Deborah Reyes again.
She says, this is by design.
They want to suspend election by declaring a civil war.
Yep, you may be on to something there.
Joe Stone says, I stand with Texas littermates assemble.
I'm hearing that more and more.
We have Cat Turd Rocks in the chat who says, Texas, don't let the feds provoke you, but stand your ground.
I'm with Texas.
I think we all are.
There's no question about it.
We've got a runaway, rogue government that are just not even adhering to our constitution anymore.
They figure if they can get away with it, they're the better for it.
So anyway, I want to make sure I don't miss anyone.
I certainly never mean to, but if I do, if I have missed you, you can send me a nasty gram.
You can always send me an email.
It's not a problem.
Lori A. Young says, God bless Jules and Cat Turd.
Thank you, Lori.
We appreciate you.
And also, Lori does a great job of promoting the show as well, as do so many of you.
Thank you to our mods.
Thank you to my crew that helps put the show together.
You all are amazing.
Have a wonderful weekend, Cat.
I hope you get to relax.
Can you tell us and give us a little update on Wiggles really quick?
Yeah, well, I've got to go in Monday.
It'll be after the show.
It's kind of Probably have to do this show.
I don't know how I'm going to pull it off, but I got to be in Tallahassee at 6 p.m.
Okay.
And he's getting a brace made, which he's still going to have to have the cast, I think, let me see, six, probably four to five more weeks, but they'll be making a brace, and it's kind of like...
A sports knee brace.
If you think about it, it's got the little metal hinge on it.
Right.
And so it'll be a brace.
And then hopefully he'll be able to walk around on that as it heals.
And hopefully, I mean, he still might have to get a fusion one day.
And that means he's going to be like a gimp the rest of his life.
So I hope that ain't going to happen.
Oh, I hope not.
So we're not going to know for months if this is going to work.
So hopefully it will.
He thinks there's a 70% or 80% chance this is going to work.
Oh my gosh.
So that's good.
It is good, but still, we'll see.
20%.
He's wearing a boot now.
How is he doing with that on?
He hates it.
Oh, see.
So, you know, I don't like dogs in cones, and I got a pretty good cone, but He tries to chew on it every now and then, but then I've rewrapped it a couple times.
But then he's got a little plastic thing that's for when it's raining or anything.
And he's got a...
It's so funny.
They really don't want him to walk on it, but they say, you know, if you need to go walk him out in the yard where he can limp around or whatever.
But, man, I don't know how I'm going to get him in that car.
I know.
Because he just shivers and runs a corner.
Everyone leaves his room.
But he's got a big room.
There's an office in my garage that I've converted into him in Monkey's bedroom.
I've got a little thing in between now that separates him a little bit because Monkey wants to wrestle him and he can't do it.
It hurt him.
So Monkey's really depressed being without him.
But I let Monkey hang out now with...
Pedro and Smiles.
He gets his doggy playtime in, but they're old.
They don't want to play like puppies do.
Oh my gosh.
So he's got a 10x10 outdoor condo with a doggy door and a room that's AC and heated.
He's got his own, I mean, actual bed that he sleeps on.
It's ridiculous.
Oh, how sweet.
But he feels comfortable there and he gets to bark at all the dogs.
But he won't go out right now.
I try like three or four times a day, but he just, I don't know how I'm going to get him in that car.
Let's get him up there, because he does not want to go there.
But this time, I'm going to be up there.
It's going to be a late night, and they're going to be fitting him for this thing.
Then I'm going to drive him back home, so he don't have to stay overnight.
That's a good thing.
Well, see, I mean, you know, if you had them in shoes, like I have my shoes.
If I can pick him up, I can't pick him up.
I mean, he weighs like almost 100 pounds.
Look at him, though.
He doesn't look very happy here, Kat.
I'm sorry.
It's just a bad picture.
He smiles still.
I know.
He don't like anybody getting near him when you see his bone that got him.
Uh-huh.
Oh, that's it.
That's the, hey, I'm chewing on my bone.
Don't mess with me right now.
Oh, I don't blame him one bit.
I have got the cutest story that happened.
Well, okay, so you know Giorgio is a little possessive.
He's a little guy, but he is very possessive of his bones and things.
Well, the other night I'm sitting there and I'm hanging out with them on my couch and Handsome, he jumped down.
He was like, okay, I'm going to fix this situation because...
You know, I inherited Giorgio.
He wasn't mine from birth or anything.
And he's had a really hard time since one of my friends died, and that's how I got him.
But to make a long story short, he decided to fix the situation.
And so he got off the couch, and he delivered a bone for me.
And then he came back with a bone for himself.
He put the bone on my shoulder and was like, here mom, you can have your bone and here's my bone so that we leave Giorgio alone.
He's really possessive of his bones.
You want to talk about a heart melting into a bazillion pieces.
That was it for me.
I went, oh my gosh.
He gave me a bone.
He actually, I called everybody I knew.
I said, he gave me a bone.
They gave me a bone, my dog gave me a bone.
It was the sweetest thing I had ever received.
Of course, I was just completely putty in his hands.
But yeah, it has definitely been a trick to get these two to get to know each other.
But here they are.
I have to keep...
I said this on Tucker, but...
When you're getting, I mean, you see now how hard it is just from a dog you kind of raised from the beginning and then a dog that kind of got thrown in the mix, how difficult it is to get them, you know, compatible.
It's, it's, it, and it, and that's just not dogs nature's.
And when, uh, me, when you have six and they've, they've, they've, you know, I've had some, uh, I had Pedro nine years now.
I've had Smiles over five years.
I've had the twins now for two years.
Can you believe that?
I can't.
It's just going too fast.
I think it's like three more weeks or something like that I've had them two years.
And they were 18 months or so.
I think they were like 18 months maybe.
So they're almost four years old.
Isn't that wild?
I know.
Sweetie and Petey's getting old.
But, you know, Sweetie and Petey, but, you know, Wiggles hates Petey, and I love Petey, and I love Wiggles, but they don't like each other.
They never have.
What happened is Petey was just...
He just protected them.
He just loved them when they were puppies.
But as they grew up and Wiggles started getting kind of bigger than him, one day something happened.
I had them together and Petey jumped on Monkey and had Monkey down.
It was just a scare.
And boy, that was it.
After that, you don't mess with monkey.
No, no, no, no.
After that, Wiggles ain't got nothing to do with that dog.
It never will.
And I have to keep them separated.
I mean, they got in a fight when I accidentally let one out and I thought the other one was up.
And I mean, I ended up with Stitches in the hospital.
I know it.
I mean, it's a real big deal.
They don't like each other.
And there's no way I can teach them to like each other.
And all the dog trainers don't DM me because you just don't know.
I know.
I know exactly.
There's nothing you can do.
There's no tactic to get these dogs.
They're always fighting to soothe the alpha male.
They're always fighting for position.
And all my other dogs get along, but I know who can get along with each other.
You just got to keep a couple of them separated sometimes.
Well, you do.
And remember, these were extremely, not Wiggles, because Wiggles has got the life of Raleigh, but I found Sweetie and Petey.
Somebody had dumped them with a big old bucket full of deer guts and a hog carcass out in the woods.
And there was, I was riding way out on this road and I saw these little puppies.
There's this little, there's an old car seat in the woods and all this something somebody dumped.
And this is way, I'm telling you, this is a dirt road.
It goes out in the middle of the swamps.
And there's just a little place there that's got a little place that an old trailer used to, an abandoned trailer used to sit.
And there was a little seat and I saw these little puppies.
And it was supposed to get like 15 degrees the next day.
This was two years ago.
And when they come around, they kind of came up to me, and oh my God, they were skinny.
And they were so scared.
I mean, when you just lift your hand, they just wince like they're going to get beaten.
Oh my gosh.
And I went down, there's a little store about five miles down the road closest thing to it, and I went and bought a little sack of dog food, and I dumped it.
It was like five pounds, and I think they ate all of it.
They ate all of it, you said.
Yeah.
And they were real thirsty.
So...
I brought some water and another guy was back there.
He finally, another guy kind of discovered me when I did.
And I said, well, I'll just bring them over here to my farm.
They're going to freeze tonight.
I didn't have all these kennels and stuff to build, and I mean, I didn't know where to put them, and I actually had another doghouse that I used, and I put it in one of my barns, and I put two or three heating pads in there.
Well, it's the same thing, like you did with Smiles.
Yeah, so he looked kind of like that.
They both looked like that.
They were, they still, I can get collars on them, and I'm getting, and Sweetie's finally leash trained after two years, but Petey, you're never going to leash train that dog.
Everybody's like, I could do it.
Oh yeah, yeah, I bet you could, because there's something about a leash.
That scares him.
So when you just break one out, he used to just shiver in the corner.
So I think somebody beat him with a leash at some point because he just is terrified of a leash.
When you pull it out, he just shivers.
Can you imagine being that cruel of a human?
I mean, really, can you imagine doing that to something, to anybody, to a person or an animal?
I don't bring them out around them because it just scares them.
I can't get them past it.
I can't do it.
I wish I could, but I can't get them past it.
Sweetie, she learned finally with Elise.
She don't like them, but she'll walk around with Wiggles.
Hates them.
Well, you know, whenever I say, are you ready to go O-U-T, I've got one under my desk, so I have to spell, even though we don't know what that means.
You can see their skin and bones here.
Yeah.
You can see just the outline of that weird neck thing, where when they bend over, it just sticks out, and there's skin and bones.
You see the sores that are on there?
Absolutely.
They have sores all over their back.
These are the pictures when you first got them that you sent to me.
Yeah.
Skin and bones.
That's the thing.
I mean, you just don't know what you're going to get.
The difference is, I take mine wherever I go.
See, like, you have a yard and everything.
I don't have a yard in LA. Yeah.
I'm about to say you put Wiggles in a purse.
I have my purse.
I put my two boys in there and off we go.
But they know whenever I say O-U-T what to do and they get on their back so that I can put their little shoes on because nobody's going to walk around L.A. without shoes on.
I mean, I wouldn't.
I mean, would you?
We've got poo.
We've got needles.
We've got everything else going on.
So they're not allowed.
So that's why I was asking you about how he was doing with his little boot because, you know, maybe he'll get used to it.
I don't know.
They do.
Well, he's in our prayers.
Let us know about Monday.
No problem.
Whatever works, works.
I will.
I'll let you know.
Yeah, no problem at all.
I gotta go, though.
Yeah, we gotta jet.
This isn't extended.
We're 15 minutes over.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
Be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And I'll see you tomorrow on a political rendezvous.
Bye.
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