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Timber! Biden Omen? - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 461 - 11/29/2023
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Today is Wednesday, November 29th, 2023, episode number 461.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Another day in paradise.
It sure is.
Wow.
My gosh, these holidays have got everybody running.
But let me tell you what, one real crazy omen, we named the show Timber Biden Omen, because this whole Christmas tree fiasco, is it a sign?
Is it a symbol?
I mean, nobody knows, but the whole thing came crashing down, kind of like Biden himself and our economy.
No joke.
You know, this is the first time we've been on the show for years that something happened and I didn't know about it because I've been busy all day doing stuff.
This is a big story.
You've got the national Christmas tree.
It fell over near the White House two days before Biden is set to light it.
No joke here.
All right, I'm using one of his phrases.
So you've got high winds that knocked down the National Christmas tree outside the White House on Tuesday.
The tree was toppled just two days before Biden was set to light it for the annual Christmas lighting ceremony.
As of right now, you've got the National Park Service.
They are still determining whether or not the tree is salvageable.
This isn't the first time this year the National Christmas tree has faced trouble, apparently.
They need a park service to see if the tree's any good?
Well, because...
Did it bruise or something?
No, it developed a fungus.
I kid you.
So the first Christmas tree that was set up had to be replaced because of this fungus among us, kind of like the Biden administration itself.
I mean, I'm serious.
You cannot make this stuff up.
And he was supposed to light it on Thursday, and it just toppled over by wind.
I mean, really, like a ragdoll.
This is just fabulous.
So, I mean, a lot of people are saying, yeah, just like Biden himself, there's so many jokes there on social media about it.
And rightfully so.
Betting odds.
What's going to fall for, again, the Christmas tree?
Exactly.
You could definitely play a game with that.
And speaking of which, the whole thing has been such a fiasco.
I mean, you've got Jill Biden who decorates the White House with COVID-19 molecules.
I mean, this is like, you can't make this stuff up.
It looks like COVID. All of these little Christmas balls at the White House.
Crazy stuff.
I mean, what is going on here?
I mean, are they just trying to, you know, put this stuff out in front of us, hoping that we'll be receptive to more of this nonsense with COVID? It's crazy!
And then you've got Cruella herself.
I mean, you know about the stalking situation, right?
After what they did with Little Navy and they didn't hang her little stocking up there, well, you've got Cruella de Biden.
After snubbing Hunter's love child two Christmases in a row, Jill Biden hangs no stockings for any grandchildren at the White House.
God, and the way she decorated is tacky as hell.
Well, everything about this family is tacky.
I mean, yeah.
They're the Biden garbage family for a reason.
They're garbage.
Absolute garbage.
I mean, zero, zero class.
But speaking of class, Melania Trump, I don't know how she pulled that off, being with all of those vipers yesterday, but what dignity, class, and grace I mean, she just stood out amongst them all.
And wow, just such a lady.
She did what no one really, she pulled off what no one really could have or should have.
That one picture that's floating around with her in front.
Oh, she's just beautiful.
And of course, Michelle looking as miserable and hateful as ever with that scrowl on her face, which is the only way she ever looks.
She's pissed off at the world.
Oh, gosh.
I mean, do you want to talk about somebody that just absolutely stands above them all?
It's incredible, but she does.
And when you see it, it's like, wow.
I mean, hang on.
I'm trying to get the actual picture of it here, and it starts playing stuff for me.
It's really, it's amazing because she handled that with such dignity and nobody else in that position after what they have done to her husband and to her family could have pulled it off as well as she did.
I'm serious.
I mean, she's just a lady.
That's what ladies look like.
That's what they are.
That's what they do.
Unbelievable.
She was treated like absolute dog crap by the media too.
Of course.
They're so jealous of her.
She's the real deal.
I mean, she's everything they wish that they were.
And I've got that picture up now for you to see.
Here she is.
And, of course, she stood out with her jacket on.
It was more of a gray, black and white, whereas all the others were, you know, of course, covered in black.
So she was really the bright light.
There's Michelle with the I hate everybody and I hate the world and everybody's beneath me.
Scrawl on her face as usual.
It's so true.
This miserable person I've ever seen in my life.
God, it's standard.
I know it.
I mean, she just really handled this better than anybody I think could have.
I've just, you know, you see a lot of people and you've got her in the front and she was sitting in the front row as well.
I mean, I can't believe they let her do it.
Do what?
Sit in the front row.
Well, they don't have a choice over something like that.
I mean, President Trump was president of this country, whether they like it or not.
That space, and of course, there she was at the very front of the pew.
And she was just, she stood out.
She was amazing.
I mean, just beautiful.
Just like a ray of light.
And people are talking about it, too.
From dark to light, here she is, right over here.
And you actually have the sun beaming in on her.
I mean, you know, I don't know how many signs you need, but she's just amazing.
And what they have done to her, they just should sit there and shame.
That's all.
I mean, they're just horrible, horrible people.
And the way they've treated this family, seriously, the fact that she actually went and was a part of this thing for the good, I mean, I'm just in awe of her.
I don't know if I could have pulled something off like that.
I really do not.
And here's another picture of her standing and all the others looking around just like, you know, I don't know that expression.
Where's our letter?
Where's our secret letter?
Yeah, maybe there.
I don't think there's going to be one.
Where's our instructions from the dark lord?
But she's just beautiful and, I mean, so elegant.
I'm just really, I think this is exactly what the world needed to see.
But there's all kinds of things that are going on in this crazy world of ours.
I'm telling you.
You know, you take a week off and you go, okay, so what was that actually about?
You heard about this whole thing with Jack Smith coming after all of us now, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I tweeted about it.
Jeez.
It's incredible, isn't it?
I tweeted right at him about it.
Unbelievable.
They're coming after you.
Biden's DOJ targets Trump supporters on Twitter, demands list of all users who retweeted.
That's so unconstitutional.
Then they go find a judge that'll do it, because all these judges they appoint, they're nothing but activists from Harvard or whatever.
Mm-hmm.
And they're not real judges.
And then it's just, it's law fair.
That's how they're coming after everybody now.
Screw them.
They want to intimidate you by not talking out.
They don't want you responding to Trump.
They're like, oh my God, we got the names.
And that little piece of crap tyrant there, who they give all these special powers to, unelected He's a liberal, fanatic freak who's lost all of his cases.
I mean, he's getting cases that he tried to convict people, thrown out in the Supreme Court, nine to zero.
I mean, even the leftists won't even vote for his crap he does in court.
Oh my gosh, it's so bad.
Yeah, there's mine.
That's what I gotta say about it.
Absolutely.
You said right here to Biden's Nazi DOJ and Jack Smith, I 100% support Trump.
I am voting for Trump.
I like Trump's tweets.
I retweet Trump's tweets.
I copy and paste Trump's truths here on X. And I'm not going to be intimidated by you fascist traitors destroying the rule of law in the USA. Now G-F-Y, commies.
With the birds.
With the birds.
Go F yourselves what that stands for.
Oh, yeah.
I got it.
If you want to know who's the number one on the arrest list, we all know.
We definitely know you're at the top there.
They want to intimidate you away from your right to free speech.
Screw them.
Absolutely.
I might rot in a jail cell the rest of my life at some point, but I might be a political prisoner, but I ain't gonna shut up.
Screw you, you nerd.
Some stupid nerd that don't even live in the United States.
Some ridiculous traitor, con artist.
He ain't going to intimidate me.
Screw you.
Well, you'll have plenty of company in there because of all of us.
I mean, this is who they've been targeting.
I mean, they hate Donald Trump, but they hate us more.
I mean, really, if you ever needed to hear it, there it is.
It's absolutely the truth.
They cannot stand us.
And that's why they're going after us the way they are.
So you've got political hitman Jack Smith.
He ordered Twitter X to turn over information on President Trump's popular Twitter account during his continued phishing expedition into President Trump.
Jack Smith and the Biden DOJ also demanded information on all Twitter X users who retweeted President Trump, liked President Trump's tweets, or mentioned President Trump's account in their tweets.
Which is 100 million people.
Exactly.
This is how much they hate.
This is an intimidation tactic by these commies.
Absolutely.
And so you've got Merrick Garland over there, who is going to target all of the Trump supporters in their continued witch hunt against President Trump and us.
This is what tyranny looks like at its best, and it's so true.
I'm happy to see, and I will switch sides over here and say that Marjorie Taylor Greene did bring, she did bring articles of impeachment against Mayorkas.
And that's a good start.
The second time.
The second time around.
And they're going to, the same people aren't going to vote for it.
The Republicans ain't going to impeach nobody.
They're cowards.
Yeah, here it is.
I mean, you've got the breaking news.
You've got Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene.
She is filing articles of impeachment against Secretary Mayorkas.
We've got to get this done.
I mean, this is an invasion of our country.
No question about it.
And this man not only needs to be impeached, but he needs to be investigated and prosecuted.
That's how bad it is.
I mean, come on already.
We've got nothing but traitors up there.
And seriously...
People are sick of this special counsel after special counsel with all these special powers to try to get Trump and try to get his supporters.
People are tired of it.
Oh, they really are.
And it's backfired.
Man, when they started all these charges, he was up like five points on DeSantis.
And fast forward now, ten months later, he's 55 points up on everybody.
It's true.
It's backfired.
Well, it is.
And if anybody ever questions how important your voices are, they're targeting you because you're making a difference.
You're opening people's eyes and that's what they're terrified of.
They don't like being made fun of.
They don't like being called out.
They think they are part of a ruling class that's untouchable.
That doesn't exist in this country and it shouldn't exist anywhere.
And yet here we are.
We're having to fight hand over fist for our freedoms, our God-given rights, because these tyrants feel like they can rule over you, that they are part of this special class.
And that's what they're trying to do, completely take over.
This is scary.
I mean, it really is.
From any point of view, if you're looking at this, this is totally not even acceptable.
Not only is it not constitutional, but it's unacceptable.
People from I don't care what your political persuasion is should push back against this stuff.
I mean, look at Ireland.
This whole thing has gotten so bad.
The dumbass leftists, you know how dumb they are.
They think, oh, you know, I love this law.
It's punishing Trump supporters.
And they don't realize it's going to come for them next, and it's too late.
Because, again, they're dumb.
They're leftists.
Well, it's true.
They're as dumb as a box of rocks, every one of them.
I knew that was coming.
I'm on it today, Kat.
Same thing.
Still dumb.
They are, and they will always be.
It's really sad that we're in this spot, but here we go.
This is how big your voices actually are, if you needed any more evidence of that.
You've got Irish Lives Matter.
So Ireland is turning against its own citizens.
Irish Lives Matter is now a hate crime.
The BBC News is reporting that anti-immigration signage in West Belfast is being treated as a hate incident, police say.
So I say we get hashtag Irish Lives Matter trending on social media.
Let's go ahead and blow that up.
They're just trying to shut down free speech.
This is Ireland, and here we go with one of these other Justin Trudeau commies that somehow got in, nobody knows how.
And then they're just going to try to be a total dictatorship.
We're going to bring in millions of people, change your country, ruin your country, you're going to shut up about it, and if you complain about it, we're going to arrest you.
I'm telling you, what happened in Ireland the other day with them burning a lot of stuff, that's one millionth of what's about to happen if they don't stop.
I'm just telling you, they're messing with a bunch of people that are already pissed off, and they just keep doubling down.
Well, I mean, they're going to roll all over you if you let them.
I mean, they absolutely will.
So make sure everybody uses your voices.
Make sure that you get that trending.
We want it at number one, of course, but who knows what happens on social media.
But definitely, we need to send a message because if they can do this, this is an example, just like Australia, just like China.
They want to make this the new beacon, right?
Right.
On how they take over a country and how it works.
So get this going.
Irish Lives Matter.
That would really help.
Let them know how we feel about this nonsense.
It's so ridiculous that we even have to talk about things like this.
But they're threatened.
They really are threatened.
They're threatened by our voices.
They're threatened by our freedoms.
They know that we have the power to take them out of office.
And that's exactly what the goal is.
I mean, who would want these clowns still running our country after all of this?
I mean, look at what has happened here.
Irish Lives Matter is number nine trending.
Excellent.
Good.
Here, I'll put it out real fast.
Do it.
Yeah, I tweeted this thing out about an hour ago.
And I had a lot of people that were just starting to really, big accounts and everybody were grabbing a hold.
And it wasn't my idea.
I mean, it was pretty obvious that, you know, this has been going.
But this is what we need to do.
We just dominate it.
Just take it over.
I mean, really?
Use what you have because they're terrified of you.
I mean, that's what needs to happen.
I am so tired of these folks.
I just posted it.
Good, Kat.
I think he's going to get rid of hashtags, which would be my favorite thing.
Oh, you're not a hashtag person?
I hate hashtags.
I like them.
You know why I like them?
I like them because I can find the discussions on that particular topic.
I can find them easier.
But still, you can just type in instead of hashtag whatever, Irish Lives Matter, you can just type that in and it'll still do the same thing.
Oh, okay.
If I don't need a hashtag, then great.
That's fine.
Yeah, he's talking about getting rid of them, which I would love.
Gosh, it'd be nice, wouldn't it?
So, here we go.
We've got Breitbart, and they're reporting Biden pressure on Israeli tactics will leave Hamas intact and in power.
You know who's running this whole thing?
It's Obama.
These are completely his policies, 100%.
Well, the ceasefire is ending right after tonight.
They're releasing 12 more people.
So they released a 17-year-old girl, and they got 30 terrorists for her.
So that's what they're doing.
They're trading all these people for 30, 40 terrorists.
Oh, yeah, because that's where their loyalty is.
Isn't that sick?
I mean, think about that.
For one innocent person who shouldn't be there anyway, in captivity anyway, and they're going to let 17 people that kidnapped, raped, and murdered a terrorist...
Instead, that doesn't make any sense.
It should be quite the opposite.
And the terrorists should be, if they are released, they should be released to Gitmo, which is where they belong.
But Biden doesn't know what's happening.
I mean, right now, the New York Post is commenting on the fact that Biden must be reminded that Hamas is a terrorist group as he panders to Muslims in secret, publicly backs Israel, but in secret, he's sitting there colluding.
He's terrified of doing anything.
In fact, back to the Christmas tree incident, the NYPD calls for elevated vigilance during the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree lighting as pro-Palestinian group plans to flood a vent.
Now, I can guarantee you they're not on any terrorist, domestic terrorist watch list.
We are, but they're not.
And so this is what's happening now.
They're worried about security because these are the people that will commit violent acts.
And we know this from watching them in past experience.
So, yeah, back to the Christmas tree.
This Christmas tree saga is just getting started.
Perfect image of the whole Biden regime who cheated to get in, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
That's exactly what it is.
I mean, they are destroying our country, and I promise you, I feel like it's on purpose.
Of course it's on purpose.
The border's open.
That proves it.
Yeah.
I mean, they don't care about anybody here in this country.
At all.
So you even have Black Lives Matter that are weighing in on President Trump, which is wild.
I mean, talk about a turn of events.
Black Lives Matter leader sees the light and reveals why he is backing Donald Trump for president next year.
I mean, why does it have to get so bad?
Before people start actually opening their eyes.
So you've got Black Lives Matter Rhode Island co-founder Mark Fisher.
He's supporting Donald Trump for the 2024 election because Democrats are not for us.
There you go.
He goes on.
I'm going to let him speak so everybody can see.
Listen to this exchange.
Black Lives Matter Rhode Island, Mark Fisher.
Mark, thanks so much for joining the program.
This is my favorite story of the day, because it identifies with what I've seen in the barbershop.
All the brothers, for some reason right now, are turning tides right now.
And I just wonder, what is the big reason?
I think, personally, it's the duplicity of the Democrats.
The hypocrisy.
We're not stupid.
The brothers are not stupid.
We understand when someone's for us and when someone is not.
And it's obvious that the Democratic Party is not for us.
Their policies actually strike at the heart of the black family and the nuclear family.
Yeah.
So, you know, you were part of Black Lives Matter.
You founded it there.
And now you're saying you're not saying the entire Republican Party.
You're saying Donald Trump.
So what is it about Donald Trump?
Is it the economics?
You noted the black family.
What is it going to take for him to sure up this support amongst black voters?
Well, I just think that it's going to take information.
A lot of people are misinformed.
They don't really understand because they don't educate themselves on Donald Trump as a person and his history.
But if they do that, and it's going to take, you know, leaders, educated leaders, getting the word out there, I think that it'll happen on its own, and it'll be organic.
Because, personally, I love the man.
I mean, how could you not like a real man?
I mean, is this crazy?
I mean, after what we just went through the last seven years, I'm going, wow, okay.
So things had to get this bad.
They had to actually realize that Biden's policies are absolutely failing everybody, our entire country.
I mean, this is what has to actually happen in order for people to wake up, I guess.
Man.
I know.
You see, Keith Overman, he's already back on Twitter.
He said he quit Twitter yesterday.
Isn't that the most ridiculous thing?
Who cares?
So here's his tweet yesterday.
After Musk's endorsement of the Q-Pizzagate conspiracy theory, I won't be posting here anymore.
There are a couple of pre-scheduled promos for the podcast.
It's blah, blah, blah, but he said he's quitting.
So I posted underneath him.
This was 20 hours ago.
You'll be back tomorrow whining 24-7 any years.
Oh my gosh, what a ridiculous thing.
I mean, you know, he doesn't make any sense.
And he's one of those lefties that just go completely berserk.
And I think that's why he actually has a podcast.
I mean, because you don't know what you're going to get.
He's just so out of his mind.
But yeah, I mean, that's like the same threat as all lefties like that, right?
I'm going to move to Canada.
I'm going to move.
I'm going to move.
I'm going to change countries if Donald Trump is reelected.
That holds about as much weight as that, because a couple of days go by, they're still here.
All of them are still here in this country.
They survived the four years under President Trump, and they're still here to tweet about it.
And now you have this.
What a ridiculous thing.
I don't even know who he is.
I don't even follow him.
I have no idea.
I've seen him just because prominent accounts have retweeted him or something, but I don't know who he is.
Oh, he's a lunatic.
I've never watched any of his stuff.
I don't know if he's an actor or what he is.
Well, he was on ESPN. He got fired, and I think he was on NBC. He got fired.
He's been fired from every job he's ever had, so now he runs podcasts because he goes on these weird rants.
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
That's why.
Exactly, you don't know what you're going to get.
Think of every ridiculous leftist talking point, one after another, and screaming about it.
Oh boy, that's crazy.
And of course, fascism, racism, transphobia, and every other word.
One of them guys.
Oh boy, that's just insanity.
It really is.
I don't know what to say about these people.
Hopefully they'll be able to get a grip before too long.
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So Black Friday is the online sales stuff?
Yes.
I get confused about all the new dates now.
I know.
So what was Monday?
What was Monday?
That's the tech.
That's the cyber sale.
Okay.
That's right.
That's right.
Cyber sales.
You've got to school us on all the sales.
You're turning me in.
You're letting everybody know about my bad habits.
Yes, I love to shop.
I love shoes, too.
When we did that one yesterday, I was thrilled we finally had a shoe company.
Oh, my God.
I know.
Your dream has come true.
No kidding.
Try that on for size.
Yes.
I didn't even tell you my full story.
I'll have to tell everybody my full story about that whole being without anything for the holidays.
That was a lot of fun.
But I don't want you to know certain parts of it.
If you just get a whiskey advertiser, then I'll be happy.
Exactly.
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They've got all kinds of whiskey over there.
They're a great group over there.
So absolutely, no question of where to get your whiskey this holiday season.
Not that any of you would ever partake in something like that.
But yeah, we've got a whole thing going on here, and we've got banks and everything else.
I mean, my gosh, you see what kind of damage Biden has done to our economy?
It's just not even funny anymore.
You've got 59 banks, all right?
59 banks.
And their branches have shut down in a matter of days.
Major banks in the U.S. have suddenly shut down dozens of branches in just the last couple of days, further indicating that the banking industry is facing hard times under the Biden administration.
You wonder why nobody's there to help you at the bank, right?
Well, this is why.
They're not doing well under Biden.
So you've got bank closures sweeping the United States, hitting major banks such as Wells Fargo, Bank of America, PNC Bank, Citizens Bank, Citibank, U.S. Bank, and JPMorgan Chase.
They all told 59 branches across multiple states reportedly closed their doors in just the last week.
Zero Hedge is reporting the number is 64.
It's a trend that has been gathering steam over the last few years.
So between November 12th and 18th, several banks filed to close branch locations, with PNC Bank being the one with the most filings.
This is incredible.
And so, a lot of people are commenting on it.
Breaking the bank.
PNC shutters 19 branches in a single week as U.S. Bank, JPMorgan Chase, and Bank of America are good old buddies over there.
Yeah, good old buddies that canceled us.
Mm-hmm.
Bank of America is commie trash.
You had that trending for two days.
I know.
You know what happens when you...
If you close our bank account with no explanation, then you're a smartass when you go to him and worm boy's there.
You get Bank of America's Call Me Trash trending number one in America.
Once I got Bank of America's Call Me Trash trending, they started blowing up your phone.
Oh my gosh.
They knew who I was all of a sudden.
They didn't know before, my goodness, which is why they cut us off at the bank.
I mean, that was the most incredible experience ever.
If you think that you're not being targeted, let me tell you what.
Just wait until you have them cancel your bank account for no reason.
And then you try to get somebody on the phone and they insist that you come in so that they can pleasantly tell you with a big fat smile on their face that they don't have to give you an explanation and to be waiting for the check of what was in that account for a couple of weeks.
We've been through it, Kat, haven't we?
I mean, it's not normal.
Leftists are crazy.
It's hilarious that they preach love and understanding in the most hateful, bitter, just awful people, evil people you'll ever want to meet.
I mean, look what the left does when they don't like my voice.
I get swatted.
I get death threats.
They cut heads off rabbits and throw the carcasses over my fence.
I mean, I get doxxed.
I get hit piece after hit piece.
They hire private investigators to talk to people that I dated 45 years ago that I don't even remember their names or anything that happened.
I mean, who can remember that?
And they're talking to them.
They're talking to people that, hey, this person, when Cat Turd was 19, said that he didn't.
I don't even know that person.
I never mean biting him that name.
They make it up.
If they don't have it, they'll make it up.
It's ridiculous.
Everybody ever talked to.
Man, I mean everything.
I mean, we have really, we've seen the ugliness in it.
And it's all intimidation tactics.
I mean, that's all it's about.
That's what they do.
And it's not just us.
I mean, several other people have been hit just as hard.
It's ridiculous.
And they've been able to get away with it.
And that's why corporate America is as dangerous as it is.
They try to cancel you.
They try to intimidate you.
And, of course, Dean Harmer, he did a great job of Worm Boy.
Dean Warmer?
No, Dean Harmer did wormhole.
Oh, I thought you said Dean Wormer.
That was a Dean on Animal House.
I didn't know who that is.
This is the only Worm Boy I know.
And Dean Harmer, he actually put this together for us.
So this was...
Worm Boy.
Yes, and he has like a nice little name tag here.
See that?
Bank of America.
Worm Boy.
We love the litter mates.
Oh, man.
They fill in the blanks for us, don't they?
They also, when we usually have a big guest on, everything like when Carrie Lake was on, remember my phone kept cutting off all of a sudden?
It never happens before.
Like 10 times I got cut off, which has never happened in years.
I think we had Marjorie Taylor Greene on one time and everything crashed right before.
Every time we have a big guest right before the show, everything crashes.
Always.
You can count on it.
It's the weirdest thing I have ever seen.
And then there's also all kinds of delays.
You have to understand, a lot of some of the best hackers are on the left.
And when I talk to my IT guy, he's like, oh my gosh.
I mean, this is their fun.
They're like, this is what they do.
And every time.
Once it gets out there that we're going to have a big guest, it's over.
We've got glitches.
We've got delays.
We've got all kinds of things that go on.
It's not normal.
It's definitely not normal.
They're not normal people.
They're crazy.
No.
All of them.
I agree.
It's just like, you're the hateful, racist, bigot, and they call us all these names.
And they're the psychopaths.
They're really unhappy.
They're batshit crazy, all of them.
Oh, and they're so unhappy about the whole thing, too.
I mean, they just don't like themselves or anybody else.
That's what we're up against.
You're hateful not letting me have an abortion at nine months.
You're the hateful one.
You hate women.
I'm trying to save a baby.
Exactly.
You're trying to kill a baby.
End of story.
Well, I mean, that's a conversation for them to have with their maker, you know, really, at the end.
I don't want government in my business at all.
None of it.
I mean, that's why I want a smaller government, not a bigger government.
I don't want them dictating what I can do with my body and what I cannot.
If you want to be a killer, if you want to murder your own child, that's on you and your conscience.
You struggle with that for the rest of your life, just like somebody else that would kill somebody.
I mean, that's what you're doing.
So that's on you.
It's horrible.
And I don't understand how they start trying to advertise it, you know, how many abortions they've had, how proud they are of that fact.
There's nothing to be proud of.
Sorry, that's gross.
You're gross.
They celebrate and cheer it.
I know, Kat.
Like they win the Super Bowl.
Mm-mm.
No.
They're sick people.
They are.
Very disturbed.
They really are.
We have a serious problem with mental illness in this country.
I mean, in the world, but really in this country.
And the leftists love it.
They absolutely celebrate it.
They think it's wonderful to see this kind of craziness going on.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
I live in the city, so I'm kind of used to it.
I've been desensitized.
But it's funny to see other people's reaction to some of the stuff that goes on.
I mean, like plane incidents.
Just go to L.A. Come to L.A. You'll see that rocking down the street.
No thanks.
The only L.A. I'm going to is Lower Alabama.
Good answer, Kat.
Good answer.
Man, I don't want to eat.
I lost nothing in California.
I know.
A lot of California is beautiful.
You get away from the cities.
You've got wine country.
You've got the Redwood Forest.
There's a lot of really nice places, especially North California.
Oh, it's so deep.
But, you know, I live on white sand, looks like snow dune, crystal clear water like the Bahamas.
I live in the Gulf of Mexico.
So, I mean, you can say, people say, well, California's beaches.
I said, man, them beaches suck compared to our beaches.
They're cold.
They're freezing.
First off, the water is absolutely freezing.
I mean, you have to wear a wetsuit or you can try to try it.
But, I mean, it's cold water and it's rocky.
So it's not like a bathtub, like what you described, what you have in the Gulf of Mexico.
Yeah.
Yeah, and our beaches are, you know, sugar sand beaches.
And another, here's another three words if you want to swim around in California, I want you to listen to very carefully.
Great white sharks.
So there's seals everywhere.
What do they eat?
And what do you look like on a softboard?
You look just like a seal.
Bam!
Munch.
Jaws 13.
And they don't care your gender.
They don't care your religion.
They don't care anything other than getting you.
They do not care about any of that stuff.
Oh my gosh.
So we had another plane incident.
And this is what I'm talking about.
When you talk about L.A. and other cities, you don't necessarily have to be on a plane to witness this kind of action.
Planes are worse than Waffle House now for some reason.
And that's hard to do.
It's so true.
Definitely in the running.
You can come on to L.A. So here's the deal.
Another day, says Colin Rugg, another psycho on a plane.
Here this lady is.
Sorry, everybody.
Are you serious?
I don't give a f***.
No f*** you!
I gotta go pee!
I don't give a f***.
You never own a f***.
Let me pass.
This poor little boy next to us.
Holy crap.
Exactly.
Let me pass.
Can you imagine this?
I mean, back in the day, people used to dress up to get on a plane.
It was a big event.
People had decorum.
It'd be cool to be back in the 50s where everybody wore hats, suits and ties and dresses.
It'd be a trip.
Oh my gosh, this is nuts!
I mean, really!
I mean, this is when you...
Yeah, my wire!
I'm peeing on the plane!
Yeah.
Dear Lord.
That MF-er is not real.
I guess she was trying to make that kind of status and have this circulate into Twitter.
She's a legend.
These other ones are crazy.
This is crazy.
Oh, Tiffany.
Oh, my God.
She follows me.
Oh, that's fun.
That is really fun.
Well, you know, I mean, here you go.
You've got all these plane incidents now.
Like you said, the Waffle House joke, that's a great one because it's true.
Speaking of, you know, when you've got cybersecurity incidents, well, President Trump's latest motion to compel discovery exposes foreign interference in the 2020 election in one of the worst cybersecurity incidents in history.
So you have yesterday, Trump's legal team, they submitted a motion to compel discovery in the Washington D. Sleaze case in which he is charged with conspiring to turn over the 2020 presidential election.
Trump's attorneys state that the case in Washington D. Sleaze reflects little more than partisan advocacy designed to sabotage President Trump's leading campaign for the 2024 presidential election, which it does.
Which it does.
That's all this is about.
2024 is going to be crazy.
They're going to arrest Trump on one of these cases, just believe me.
Of course they are.
Everything's rigged.
They've got the judges rigged.
They've got the juries rigged.
They've got the prosecutors rigged.
They've got the case rigged.
It's all rigged.
Oh, absolutely.
Well, I mean, here's the thing.
I mean, in the trial that you've got in New York, there is no jury, okay?
I mean, there is no jury in that case.
Hear that again.
There's no jury.
So basically, the verdict was already determined before the bogus trial even started.
There's no jury at all.
They have already decided they are going to fine President Trump Guilty.
That's all they want.
And he's going to win on appeal.
Of course.
Big time.
But see, they just need that guilty verdict.
That's all they want.
And they're going to, you know, tramp that around all over town and say, he's been found guilty.
It's only going to make his number.
They can't believe that his numbers go up instead of down with all of these psyops.
They can't believe.
Everybody knows they're full of crap.
Of course they do.
Of course they do.
And even with all of this information, you've got the Deutsche Bank.
They may have just destroyed Letitia James' civil fraud case against Trump.
That's my point, though.
When you don't have a jury, they're going to do everything that they can.
You've got this radical Marxist New York Attorney General, Letitia James.
She is seeking $250 million in damages when there is no victim in this fraud case.
There's no victim.
None.
None.
Damages to who?
They're just trying to take all of his money.
That's right.
It's no wonder that a lot of people don't pay attention to it on a regular basis because it's nonsensical.
It's just nonsense.
They just hope that it's going to work itself out.
But I don't sit back on this stuff because you know what?
If you give them an inch, they're going to take the whole thing.
No way am I going to, you know, not follow this stuff and call them out every minute I see it.
So here she's accused President Trump of inflating his assets and defrauding lenders and insurance companies.
No victim.
No jury, but they're going to do everything they can to make sure that he's guilty in this case.
A Deutsche Bank executive who worked to approve at least one of President Trump's loans testified on Tuesday that it is atypical but not entirely unusual to reduce a client's assets value and still approve a loan.
The loans are all paid back, by the way, in full.
Exactly.
That's the funny part about it.
He didn't default on anything.
They're all paid back in full.
There's no case here.
There's nothing here.
So this type of lending is typical in high net worth, high profile clients like Donald Trump.
Anyone with basic knowledge of banking, lending, portfolio...
And credit risk management knows this.
This is just an exercise to get a picture and to have a verdict against President Trump.
They decided this was going to happen a long time ago.
This is their money shot.
And this woman here campaigned on it, as did the judge.
And his family.
They are all completely politically driven by this whole thing.
And they are making a fortune out of the whole thing.
I forget how many millions this woman is now worth as a result of this stuff.
But it's damaging New York, people and businesses.
If this is going to be the precedent that is set, then people don't want to do business there.
Why would anybody go to that town to visit?
Seriously.
It's bad, isn't it?
Gosh.
I mean, man, anything can happen there.
The whole city, the Democrats, turned into a shithole, and now it's an illegal immigrant shithole.
The whole place is just a crime-ridden, fested, pot-smelling piss, smells like wiss, weed and piss.
That's L.A. Yeah.
Smell the wiss.
So bad.
Yeah, with your morning cup of coffee there, right?
Yeah, have a nice smell of whisk.
Hopefully you don't get carjacked or assaulted or killed or murdered.
Oh my gosh.
It's really...
I just don't like it.
I don't want to be walking around.
I mean, I've always hated cities, so it's nothing new for me.
I just don't like cities.
I never have.
I've been to a ton of them.
I'm not some country boy that's not been around.
I've traveled the world.
Exactly.
I know just about every major city in the South, especially like the back of my hand, because I had to work in all of them for 20-something years.
Exactly.
But I don't like them.
I haven't...
I mean, you can go to certain spots and cities and have a good time and get out, but all in all, I just don't like cities.
I know.
Too many damn people.
I'm totally the opposite, but I can appreciate both.
I love a city because I just like the activity.
I like the energy.
I like the diversity.
I like all of that stuff.
But at the end of the day, I mean, when I'm having to put shoes on my dog's feet so that they don't step on a syringe or anything else, then you know what?
Yeah, it's time to start considering my surroundings.
You want some earrings?
You come let Wiggles and Petey out together.
There we go.
And I'd have protection too with those two.
But yeah, nothing like stepping outside of your front door with your, you know, blackout coffee.
And of course you've got nothing but feces and urine and marijuana smell all over that block.
It's just gross.
Needles.
Human crap.
Yeah, and they encourage it.
They don't do anything about it.
And then try going to a CVS and get something from behind the counter.
Everything's locked up.
Try going to a pharmacy.
It's all behind glass now.
You have to wait for an attendant for makeup or anything.
Try to buy a lock.
Even if you try to go buy a lock, they're locked up.
It's ridiculous.
The irony is there.
I'm like a master lock.
Oh, they're locked up over here.
I'm not doing that.
I mean, it's just unlivable to do that.
It's really gotten bad, and that's exactly what it is.
It's a haven now for illegal immigrants.
I order just about everything online now.
Most people do.
Yeah, it just gets delivered.
And most people do.
Of course, you know, I can't...
If I could just find a butcher that would deliver my house, I would never have to leave.
Well, they're out there.
I mean, believe it or not, they are.
If I didn't have dogs, I'd definitely have chickens and egg-laying chickens.
And, of course, there's fox.
Oh, man, there's a lot of foxes.
I'd have to, you know, put them in that.
At night, I'd have to put them in the hen house.
You'd have to have an operation.
I'd have a couple of cows.
I'd have all...
I'll probably get some goats, too, so I wouldn't have to keep mowing all these pastures.
Oh, that's really...
I could totally see you doing that.
I'm surprised you haven't yet.
You can't with these dogs.
Yeah, it's pretty...
Yeah.
These are coon dogs that were trained for years before I got them, some of them, to hunt.
And so, man, that's what they do.
Yeah.
Gosh.
Well, here we go.
We've got an update on this one.
Plot twist.
The young Chiefs fan, falsely accused of wearing blackface by Deadspin writer, has been revealed and there's a huge twist to the story.
Do you know what the twist is?
He happens to be Native American.
And you want to talk about a plot twist Deadspin is dead, pun intended, because this is going to be a huge lawsuit.
No question about it.
Oh, that race-baiting piece of crap.
And that kid was five years old, by the way, he's trying to destroy.
Five years old.
Five.
I thought he was like eight or something, and I said yesterday, but he's five.
But do you know that guy that did all that?
He's deleted all them tweets.
Oh my gosh.
He deleted all of them this morning.
Well, he's going to get sued, I hope.
I hope they name him personally in the whole thing, as well as not only Deadspin, but him also.
That little kid right there is the new owner of Deadspin.
I mean, this is...
I mean, man, he's got them slam dunked.
And what was that guy that the...
I can't think of the guy that won all the money that they got in his face for smiling and everybody wanted to kill him.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, Nick...
Sandman.
Yeah, Sandman.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's...
This is going to be modeled around that.
I mean, it's really horrible what they have done to this child.
Oh, I'd go after him personally for that because he was vicious about it and he kept doing it.
He's ruined his whole career if he had one, but, you know, he's just a racist, but...
But that's what they do.
Yeah, so the funniest part was the dude's in the initial Native American.
His grandfather's like full blood.
Exactly.
And I mean, here you go.
The ladies also love Holden.
Here's a photo of the beaming child posing with four gorgeous Las Vegas cheerleaders.
It's a safe bet that this will drive the left bananas because they hate real women and also make his classmates a bit jealous.
So here's a little photo of him with the cheerleaders.
They took no offense to how he was, you know.
Yeah, and they're bitter rivals, too.
I mean, come on.
So, yeah.
That's what you do with kids.
You have fun with kids.
You put kids on the pedestal.
You give them a good time.
You're like, come here.
I can get a picture with a cheerleader.
That's what it's all about.
That's what these sports are all about, the kids.
You don't sit there and try to ruin a little kid's life.
It's five years old by lying about him being blackface and take a profile.
I mean, what a piece of Just crap.
Well, they're just part of that whole machine that's trying to, you know, say that everybody is divided and racist, even a five-year-old.
Look at this little clip.
This is adorable.
Here he is participating in the tomahawk chop.
Check it out.
It's adorable.
All the players doing the same thing. - I mean, it's just adorable. it's just adorable.
He's adorable!
He's as cute as he can possibly be.
Man, they just can't leave the kids alone when it comes to trans stuff, when it comes to BJs and books to six years old, to trying to ruin their lives.
They just go after children.
They're just such pawn scum.
They go after children.
Can't leave him alone.
Let the kid be a kid.
He's out of game.
He dressed up.
It's like, imagine when you're a little kid and you dress up, how good it feels, how cool it feels.
Oh, yeah.
God, he's having a good time.
He's not out there trying to sell crack on the streets.
He's not carjacking anyone.
He's not online harassing anyone.
He's a little kid that's five years old.
He's trying to go to a game and have fun with his favorite sports team.
Leave him alone.
Well, and apparently he's quite the little celebrity there at the games.
People know who he is.
In fact, his mother, Shannon Armeta, she came forward on Facebook and confirmed that Holden is her son and is Native American.
Moreover, he is a popular figure at the Chiefs games.
Everyone asked to take a photo with him.
He's Native American.
People are ridiculous, she said.
I mean, this is who he is.
This is his little thing.
He has a great time at the games.
He has fun.
He cheers on his team.
We've got so many kids that are on TikTok, doing crazy stuff and trying to get attention.
He's a little kid that's just having fun, and let's pick on him.
Oh, gosh.
They got all these pictures of people in first grade ganging up and beating up on somebody or doing weird challenges, you know.
Here's a new challenge.
You drink this, it'll kill you.
I mean, got all these kids do all these wrong things in public now and put it on video and you got one little kid having fun and they attack him.
Exactly.
I mean, come on.
And he is precious.
And he should be proud of his heritage.
They should sue the hell out of them.
They're going to, I'm sure.
I mean, I doubt Deadspin has, what, $37.14 anyway?
I mean, it's not a Fox News thing, but...
Anybody that participated.
I take it.
Every bit of it.
Absolutely.
It should be.
It should happen.
You have to go after these people and go after people like this.
You gotta fight back.
They probably just wanted to go away, but man, if it was me...
Gosh.
I put the hammer down.
Yes, absolutely.
Well, speaking of the hammer down, let me tell you how bad things have gotten since we've been on the subject of California and its policies and everything.
Well, here you have it.
In San Diego, you've got hundreds of illegal immigrants who are now living, guess where?
At the San Diego airport.
As California runs out of places to put people.
I kid you not.
This is where they're headed.
We've got a massive homeless problem.
It's now been made worse by massive influx of illegal border crossers.
Hundreds of people are now living at the airport as a result because they have no place else to put people.
How about sending them home?
For starters.
Let's try that.
Imagine that, all right?
You're going to check in at an airport and what do you get?
You've got to step over people because this is their home now.
It's kind of like my sidewalks in LA. Yeah.
So hundreds of migrants have taken up residence at the San Diego International Airport.
It's also happening at LAX. I saw that there when I flew over the holidays.
With no place to go as California shelters are filled to capacity with the state's homeless population.
The mayor of El Cajon, California, called out state and federal government officials Tuesday for policies burdening his community.
You better watch out if you're a Democrat.
Let me tell you something.
They'll go after you too, just like they are the mayor of New York.
But California has basically made it completely uncriminal to be homeless in California.
And because of that, there's no places in shelters.
There's no places in hospitals.
There's no place for them to go at all.
And then you add this new migrant crisis and get out of control and people have nowhere to go.
It's insane.
It's absolutely insane.
Never mind that.
On top of all of that, the Biden administration is spending $451 billion a year to pay for illegal alien and asylum seeker benefits.
Now, what about taking care of our own homeless situation?
We have a whole homeless group of Americans, real Americans, that are living on the street.
They cannot put a roof over their head or food in their stomachs.
And the new speaker, you know, they come out yesterday.
Just, you know, I made fun of them for, oh, we're going to fund Israel and war, and we're going to fund Ukraine, but we're going to do it in two separate bills.
Now they're like, here's their new win, the Republicans.
We're going to link Ukraine funding with the border spending.
That's a win?
No!
Okay, how much are you going to dish out?
$50 billion?
All that goes to secure our border.
Zero goes to Ukraine.
That's a win.
So they're going to probably end up giving Ukraine $50 billion, and then they're going to give some money down there that they're just going to give to bus everybody around, and they're going to call it a victory again.
Unbelievable.
It really is.
It has just gotten so ridiculous.
Man.
Republican Party, there's just nothing good to say about them.
Well, and they're constantly stealing from the middle class.
We're the ones that carry the burden of all of this.
If you're elite or if you're poor, then guess what?
You get a pass.
Not us.
We're the ones that suffer as a result of all of it.
It's horrible.
It really is.
I mean, just every day it's something new with this whole group.
And then you've got Hochul over there in New York.
I mean, she's just running that place into the ground.
She wants communism like you've never seen before.
I don't know how these people—well, I do know how they get into the positions they're in because of what they do.
I mean, they steal these elections.
That's the problem.
And so her latest stunt, I mean, my gosh, she wants to, you've got supporters, she wants to abandon required, here it is, let me grab it for you, and this will be the one we end up on.
Let me grab it for you.
Supporters of New York bill to ban non-compete agreements say Hochul staff is avoiding a meeting.
She doesn't even play by the rules, but not only that, I mean, her policies are so bad.
She's on board with this whole Irish situation and wants to ban people even speaking out on their rights and everything else.
I don't understand it.
So before we leave, we got Irish Lives Matter went all the way up to number six, and it was going to number one like a rocket ship, and they just removed it completely.
Oh my gosh.
It's not even in the top 25 now.
Wow.
They do it all the time now.
Constantly.
It looks like we have some breaking news on this governor report for Kathy Hochul, too.
I want to go out on this one.
New York Governor Kathy Hochul announces to develop and distribute a media literacy toolkit to help public school educators teach their students how to spot misinformation, disinformation, and malinformation.
How ironic.
The queen of misinformation and disinformation.
Thank you at I'm Mimo.
Because this is amazing to me.
And you've got some more news where you have the appellate court, the division, it ruled in favor of Governor Kathy Hochul in the landmark case for government overreach.
Isolation and quarantine procedures will give the state of New York the ability to come to your home and take you away.
So they overruled all of that.
How do they elect this person?
I mean, this is why I gotta get out of it.
She barely eats through, too.
I know it.
You think about that.
I mean, if you barely win in New York and you're a Democrat, you actually lost 20 points.
That's what's normal.
It's so true.
This woman is so bad.
She reminds me of the Wicked Witch of the West.
She really does.
She is.
She looks like a witch.
She acts like a witch.
Absolutely.
All right, everybody.
Well, that concludes today's show.
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