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Johnson Rebuked - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 457 - 11/16/2023
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Today is Thursday, November 16th, 2023, episode number 457.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Oh, still fat in the voice.
Yeah, it's going to take a while.
I feel like I'm getting strep throat or something.
It's even getting worse.
Well, you did a lot of unusual things.
I mean, you left Florida, you went to Nashville.
Change of scenery, change of environment, totally different change of weather.
I mean, you went from flip-flops to where you had to wear a jacket.
And you were around a lot of people, which you normally aren't.
So sure, all of that stuff is going to start showing up a little bit.
I'm kind of dreading my plane ride.
Because of that reason, to be honest, I've been putting in the vitamin C and everything else that you can do to prepare for this thing.
Where are you going?
I'm going up in the mountains.
High, high altitudes.
I'm just going to escape for a while, which means I won't have any reception, which is probably going to be a really good thing.
Why mountains?
I'm going way up there.
I'm not going to pinpoint my location.
You don't have to tell me the town, but Smoky or Rocky?
The Smoky Mountains.
So it's going to be a good time.
And I'm going to just kind of chill.
I need to.
I've been messing up the date on the show every single time that we announce the show.
I feel like I'm running on complete fumes.
You know, we do two shows.
I do Political Rendezvous on Saturdays, and then we do In the Litter Box, and that's fine.
I have a rhythm with that.
But then you throw in something like Turdstock, and it's like, whew, sends you to the moon and back.
So it will be 13 days straight of doing shows, and so I'm starting to feel a little nutty.
Sorry about that, guys.
Yeah, it's a killer.
I'm pretty done right now.
I'm ready for vacation.
I know it.
Because when I got back, you know, when I get back, so I got five, six orders, and it started the Christmas orders, kind of, so I had hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of orders when I got back.
Normally I wouldn't have that many, but...
Christmas is starting to, orders are kind of starting now.
Yeah.
So I spent, as soon as I got back, I spent two 14-hour days until I finally caught up late last night.
And then today, all my Christmas stuff came in, and so I had to drive like 50 miles to pick it up.
And then it was thousands of pounds, and I had my truck completely stuffed.
I don't even know how I got home, even with the bed.
I can imagine.
And then I had to lift it all in.
I finally got it all in the house and got it all fixed up about five minutes before the show.
Well, and it's the holidays, too.
That's the thing.
So we're all under a crunch.
We're trying to make sure that we, you know, please everybody in the family, friends, everybody that we're going to go seeing.
I mean, you have a whole separate life, too.
And I have two boys now.
That's a whole change.
And so this is just a complaint show.
We're just going to complain about everything.
All of our personal business.
But yeah, I mean, it's just a life changer.
So many different things have happened.
I know both in your world, my world, and all of the other worlds in between.
So it's just bear with us.
If we sound a little nutty, then yeah, it's because we're a little tired over here.
But that's not going to stop us from bringing you the news.
And boy, have we got a whole lot of news.
Johnson rebuked and he absolutely, with every situation, he goes to kind of prove that we're still in the swamp here.
Well, lots of people have been talking about it.
You can't deny it.
You've got hardline Republicans.
They get revenge on Speaker Mike Johnson after tanking appropriations bill after the Democrats helped him pass a stopgap measure, punting government funding deadline to after the new year.
So...
And then they go on vacation.
Absolutely.
I saw that from Laura Loomer.
All of a sudden, boom.
I mean, I want to work for Congress.
Go ahead.
Sign me up.
They don't never lose their voices, I'll tell you that, because they're never there long enough.
No.
And then they just continue to just take a vacation.
Everybody gets paid, and they've never lost a day of a paycheck in their lives, nor are they planning to.
So you've got the rule to advance the Commerce, Justice and Science Appropriations Bill, as well as Iranian sanction legislation, failed after 19 Republicans voted against it.
Conservative hardliners stopped short of criticizing Johnson personally, offering him leeway as he's only been on the job three weeks.
I don't know why you need to give anybody leeway.
He's been there.
He knows the situation.
He's been there for quite some time.
Giving him leeway.
I think McCarthy's behind the scenes, screwing with everybody.
I don't think McCarthy ever got out from behind the scenes.
I think he's still very much in it.
And he's been exposed as just a jerk.
He's sabotaging everything now.
And he's a jerk.
He is completely a jerk.
The fact that he just elbowed somebody in the hall should tell you everything that you need to know.
It's bad news.
No.
So you have Speaker Johnson that's also talking about the impeachment inquiry.
Already shown corrupt conduct of Biden crime family calls for key witnesses to testify under oath.
Well, they can't stop what's been started.
There's so much evidence.
Why are we still talking about it anyway?
They just won't show.
It's show trial.
And nothing will happen.
Nothing at all.
Everybody's subpoenas from the Biden family, they won't show.
No.
If that was Republicans, they'd go arrest their lawyers.
Oh my gosh.
It would be complete chaos and they would all be standing together demanding an impeachment.
And not only that, I mean, when you think about it, look at President Trump.
They didn't do an inquiry on President Trump.
They did impeachment.
They didn't inquiry.
They didn't stretch this thing out at all.
No, they went straight to the end of the goalpost and that was it.
This is a tale of a two-tier system, justice system, and we're all just a victim of it.
I mean, the whole thing has just gotten so out of control and we're going to lose our country.
You see the way they're bowing down to China, right?
I mean, who can ignore it?
This is one of the worst situations we have ever seen.
You've got the CCP and they are just laying out the red carpet with Xi coming to town.
People get suckered so much, too.
It's just like, I remember when Johnson was praying, everybody said, oh my God, we did it.
He's praying out in front of everybody.
He's praying, so it's solved.
No, it's not.
I was just like, okay, that show, that's nothing to do, you know, let's see what he does.
Let's see what his first bill is.
First bill was to give a lot of money to Israel.
Second bill is to give a lot of money to Ukraine.
Don't listen to what they say, because they all say that.
I mean, Kevin McCarthy sounded like he was to the right of Ronald Reagan when he talked.
Everybody's tired of the talk.
They're going to have to prove something now.
And they're proven to be the same old body of nothing.
They can't even impeach Mayorkas, who's letting tens of millions of people.
I don't buy the 8 million.
I bet it's 18 million.
Oh, you know it's a lot more.
I mean, this border situation has gotten so completely out of control.
Biden's border crisis, hundreds of illegal aliens have crossed the Rio Grande and into Eagle Pass, Texas.
This is a daily occurrence now.
I mean, look at this.
You've got hundreds that lunged into the Rio Grande and cross into Eagle Pass en masse.
They are crossing by International Bridge 2, where Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy recently visited.
check out this little clip there you go Meet your new friends and neighbors, right?
They're here illegally.
And nobody is doing a thing about it.
I'm surprised the Bidens don't build them.
Just get a backhoe and push a bunch of dirt bridge over there so they don't have to get wet.
Exactly.
I mean, that's really how it feels.
We don't want them to get their knees wet.
We want them over here fast.
We need voters because we're losing eyes because we suck.
As comfortably as possible.
I mean, let's face it.
When you had She go to San Francisco, what do they do with the homeless?
They completely clean off the streets.
They disappeared, basically, just so they could put on this big show.
Well, I can guarantee you that the homeless and American citizens and veterans that were living on the streets, they certainly didn't put them in five-star hotels like they do illegal immigrants, aliens.
Let's call them what they are.
They're here breaking the law.
They certainly didn't treat them with white-handed gloves.
Who are these people anyway?
What are they doing for a living right now besides sucking on the government?
I mean, all these people, especially in this middle of a city, how are they getting work?
Where are they working at?
They're not having to work.
They are getting food.
They are getting shelter.
They are getting all the accommodations of home right now.
And that's why they keep coming in droves because it is very tempting.
It's a huge situation.
You've got, look at this, under Biden's direction, Customs and Border Protection cuts Texas DPS barbed wire barrier.
Keeping the hordes of illegals.
Invasion by Design.
We had a plan under President Trump for the border.
He was building the wall.
And what did they do?
They take all of the scraps from the border material and they sell it.
We're talking about $200 million plus of border wall.
And they sold it for nothing.
I mean, nothing at all.
Pennies on the dollar.
We've covered that on this show.
So here it is.
Invasion by Design.
In Eagle Pass, Texas, where just moments ago, Customs and Border Protection cut a hole through the concertina wire that has been stretched by Texas DPS along the border there to allow migrants to come through.
It was initially a group of about 60 to 70 people.
It swelled to some 300 very, very quickly.
Some women and children who were sort of in the middle of the river We're picked up by, I guess it would be Texas DPS because they're running the airboats there up and down the river and taken out of the water and into safer ground there.
But as you can see, as we have watched for the last couple of weeks, the illegal migration across the river into the United States continues with this border crossing in Eagle Pass, seeing thousands of people.
And then over the weekend, we set what we believe is a new record of 11,000 people crossing into the United States.
We'll keep an eye on this for you.
I would hope that we would have arrests.
I mean, that's really what I would think, and they would be deported back to their home country.
That's what needs to happen, and that's what President Trump has promised.
This is outrageous.
Do they look like they're in ill health to you?
Also, once you start doing stuff like that, once you say the border's closed, all you gotta do is say it.
We're gonna deport you if you get here, and they won't come.
Right.
The word was spread all the way down to the whole country down there.
Every country.
Oh my word.
You start deporting people, they start mass deporting people, and then nobody will come in.
Well, I mean, this is only going to get worse as if we haven't seen the worst of it.
It continues as we speak.
And they aren't even reporting the numbers of people that have slipped in here.
The catch and release, I mean, that's going on right now.
You can see it in LA and big cities.
You can see a major shift.
And then they put them on airplanes in the middle of the night and end up in certain areas.
I'll tell you one thing.
In LA alone, I have noticed a significant difference.
There are a lot of Arabic people that are coming into LA. I see it in my building.
I see it all over the place.
And so something is happening in the big cities.
On Saturday, I reported on my show, you had the Palestinian flags.
There were parades in Hollywood.
And they were beeping and they were stopping and they were shouting and protesting and all of that.
So there is definitely a coordinated effort.
Just like you remember the Black Lives Matter.
Remember all of those staged protests?
That's happening in LA. I expect that to happen a lot more coming up.
Because that's how they operate.
That's how they do things.
It's all a PSYOP and it's all coordinated.
And here we are funding all of these wars, funding all of these projects and nothing here at home.
In fact, this is one I thought you would be particularly interested in it.
You've got the U.S. Army.
They've removed COVID vaccine requirement for recruits following the historic low in recruitment since 1973.
So look at this.
COVID vaccine not required.
They're trying to say it's been low recruitment since 1973?
Mm-hmm.
No, it's been during the Biden administration.
They didn't have no recruitment.
I was in the Army.
There were no recruiting problems back when I was in the Army or during Trump or anything.
It started during Biden because of that right there, and they turned it woke, and then they started transgendering everything.
That's exactly right.
And they were forcing people to get the jab.
And a lot of people were concerned and said, okay, well, if that's the case, then I'm just going to go ahead and drop out.
I'm not going to serve the country then.
You're going to force this on me?
Then you know what?
Because look at what's happened to the pilots.
A lot of them can't fly anymore because of blood clots and everything else.
This has hurt people.
So now they're quietly starting to remove all of these requirements.
But it's too late for those that have already gotten the jab.
It's the wokeness that's killing them.
My goodness sakes.
So, I mean, just think of the thousands and thousands and thousands of people who didn't re-up or didn't Or refused and got kicked out of the Army.
Now, who were these people?
They were the smart ones.
So all the smart people in the Navy, Army, Air Force, Marines got kicked out.
The smartest ones that knew, hey, I'm just going to let them put that in my body.
Exactly.
I mean, a lot of people didn't have a choice.
So all the smartest ones that free thinkers can think for themselves, they're all gone.
This is so bad.
And then they get a $50,000 enlistment bonus.
I mean, this is how bad things are.
But who wants to fight for the country under Biden?
I mean, would you feel comfortable knowing that he is really ready and wanting to put you on the front line?
And put you in multiple wars that are going to last decades?
I mean, this is exactly what they're having to do because no one's interested in supporting these efforts.
Not at all.
So, I mean, this is a huge deal, but it's an eye-opener.
You know, it goes from requiring a vaccine because it's not going to hurt you.
This is how you know the pharmaceutical companies, how they're feeling the loss, but then also how their messaging with the American people has completely failed.
They are now having to advertise that COVID vaccine is not required.
That's a long stretch from where we were.
That's saying they don't believe in it anymore.
That's it.
They were wrong.
And who gets all the myocarditis?
Young, healthy, athletic men have been the ones hit hardest by far.
And what's the Army and Marines and stuff made up mostly of?
Young, healthy, athletic men.
This is so bad.
And you know they're hiding.
You know a lot of them people died or sick or can't do anything anymore.
You know it.
They met their own disability and they won't even release it, I bet, ever.
See, that's what they're trying to hide, too.
I mean, they don't want—and what they really didn't want was to be able to have the comparison of people that did get the jab versus those that didn't.
That's why they were forcing it on everyone, so they wouldn't have the statistics.
To make that mandatory, that is exactly what the Biden regime did.
We all lived through it, and they divided families— They made it absolutely mandatory, especially here in California.
If you were hurt, if you had to go to the hospital, you had to receive a jab in order to get treatment.
In order to enter the hospital to see a loved one, you had to present your card showing that you had been vaccinated.
Do you know how many people died alone?
Hundreds of thousands, probably.
I mean, they couldn't see anybody.
We were locked up for weeks.
I mean, this happened all over the world.
Quarantine.
They had in China...
Quarantine.
Yeah.
They shut the whole world down over a damn flu.
Well, and in buildings in China, the model that they so want to model America around now, what were they doing in those apartment buildings?
They were sealing people up...
They were just sealing those buildings completely.
And you would have a fire that would break out.
And what would happen?
Those people died.
You saw that.
You saw what happened.
They were sealing them in their own homes.
This is sick.
This is exactly what we're trying to fight on this show here because we can't have this at home.
And so while they praise, you know, China and Xi coming into the United States and basically, you know, doing anything and everything that he wants.
I mean, it is bad.
This is bootlicking at its finest.
And you've got the resident up there.
Doesn't even know where he is.
I mean, the guy's so bad.
They had to cut the mic.
Kid you not.
He tried to make a joke about the press to Communist China's Xi Jinping and they cut the mic.
I mean seriously, one of many stumbles and bumbles from this whole thing.
Biden makes a joke about the press to Chinese dictator Xi Jinping before Biden's microphone is cut.
Reminder, there is no freedom of press in Communist China.
I'm very calm.
Look at Blake.
Look at Blake.
Do you see Blinken?
He's like, holy crap, please stop.
I know.
I mean, he's nervous every single time that he sits next to him and the man says something.
I think Blinken's starting to run the show now because he's beside him all the time he wasn't a long time ago.
Absolutely.
I mean, here you go.
You've got Biden smirking as his handlers scream at press to leave the room so he can privately meet with China's Xi Jinping.
I mean, this is very serious.
You've got Biden and his old friend Xi Jinping are back together at last.
Ready, close.
Ready, get up.
Ready, face.
Forward.
Yeah.
Nice look, huh?
Did you see that meme that Eldonado Trumpo did over?
It was pretty good.
Oh, let me go see.
Is it on your page?
Yeah, it's way down.
I'll try to find it.
It's really funny.
Well, this is a big...
I woke up to it, so it was this morning when I woke up.
Oh, so it's at the very front, probably.
I'm going to...
I'll put it back on top of my page, you know.
Perfect.
Well, here you go.
This is all happening, and you've got San Francisco homeless population, which is what we were talking about.
It was completely, entirely cleared out for Xi Jinping.
So they can do it, not bruising.
The government can easily fix our cities overnight.
It just doesn't want to.
Check it out.
Here we are.
Look at this.
Downtown San Francisco.
And as you can see...
Look at this whole thing.
It's all cleared out.
They got it blocked off.
I'm not a big fan of these barricades.
Sad our country's not safe enough.
Sad they got to put up barricades.
Can only imagine how the economy are.
Yep.
That's San Francisco right now.
Cleaner than it's been in years.
And here's the parade.
Did you see them idiots shutting down the San Francisco Bridge?
Oh, gosh.
That was another one.
Yeah.
Do they have any idea?
I mean, there's people who can't go to the ambulance or might be going to the hospital.
There might be a pregnant woman delivering a baby.
There's people who have to go work to feed their families.
You think them idiots care?
They don't.
Nope.
They don't care at all.
They're not at all.
There's truck drivers that do this for a living that are stuck in traffic down for 8-10 hours that are trying to deliver and everything gets backed up.
Their old schedule gets...
Screwed up.
I think they should put them people in prison.
Every time somebody does, it's automatically two, three years in prison.
I had to stop it, I'll tell you that.
Look at that.
I mean, this has been going on and on.
But this is the season.
This is the election coming up.
So you're going to see all of this stuff, just like you've seen.
I mean, this is what I'm saying.
This is all a staged situation.
They are doing all of this stuff on purpose.
They're paid agitators.
Absolutely they are.
We've watched it for years.
I mean, everybody here knows exactly when somebody comes to town, they're going to do what?
They're going to clean the streets, they're going to stage a rally or something, and people are going to buy that that's the way it is here.
And it's not.
We've got a homeless situation that you cannot even imagine.
I bet you see it every day, all day, all night.
I see it all the time.
I have to walk around.
I would rather walk in the street in L.A. traffic than I would on the sidewalk.
Absolutely.
I mean, 100%, I am safer walking in LA traffic with cars and everything else than I am with that whole thing.
I mean, that's where it is.
Because you've got tents on either side of a sidewalk.
So you go into a tent city, you're in the middle of their living room, and you're like, okay, so how long is this going to last?
I've done it before.
And you keep walking, and you keep walking, and you keep walking, and you're going, okay, wait a minute.
Nobody's going to know that I'm in here.
So how do I get out of here?
And they're side by side by side on both sides.
So I now take the route of, all right, I'm just going to get on the street and, hey, there may be a car, but I think the car will see me and I feel safer with the car seeing me.
I'm going to take my chances than getting in the middle of a homeless encampment.
We're no telling what's going to happen on there.
That's how bad it is.
But there is an update.
You remember the story about the pro-Hamas protester.
You had this particular gentleman, Al-Nanji, who was arrested in the death of the Jewish man, Paul Kessler.
He's been charged with involuntary manslaughter.
That's good.
That is good.
But I don't know if it's involuntary manslaughter.
He hit him on the head, this gentleman, hit him on the head, and he died.
I mean, bludgeoned him.
So I guess they're just looking for what they can charge him with, anything that would stick.
But that was horrible.
That's what it is.
I mean, it's not first-degree.
I don't think he meant to kill him, but that'll put him in jail.
Sometimes you can charge him with that, and he'll get bigger sentences than first-degree murder now.
I don't know why.
When the man was bleeding out, they were still protesting.
Thank you.
They didn't care.
They don't care.
No.
So you have the California police.
They made an arrest in the death of the Jewish man, Paul Kessler, who was killed during a protest last Sunday in California.
This really shook a lot of people to the core.
The 50-year-old Ventura County Community College professor, and you had this al-Najji, he was arrested.
He has been charged with involuntary manslaughter, and his bail has been set at a million dollars.
So you have Sergeant Robin Hughes told Fox News that there will be additional information later today that will be released, but they're not providing any info at this moment in time.
So this is just what we know up to date.
This is really something they are gearing up.
They're trying to get everybody involved in this whole war over there with Israel and Palestine.
That's exactly what's going on.
I mean, these breakouts, these protesters, all of this stuff is for show.
And you have the police who have evacuated congressmen from violent pro-Hamas riot on Capitol Hill, the House buildings on lockdown.
So this all has been going on.
The U.S. Capitol Police released a statement on Wednesday evening that a number of congressmen were evacuated from the area of violent pro-Hamas protest on Capitol Hill.
Kat, can you imagine if these were MAGA supporters?
Oh, God.
There's no difference.
They're not going to hunt them down.
They arrested one person just to say an arrest was made.
They'll get whatever, some misdemeanor bullcrap charge, and they'll pay a $150 fine.
That'll be it.
Oh my gosh.
This is what we're finding out about what happened on January 6th as so many people, Owen Schroer and others.
I use Owen's name just because it's recognizable, but there are so many other people that should have their name recognized at this point.
Because you know what?
What's happening to them is the worst thing I've ever heard.
So here you've got the pro-Palestine protesters who are clashing with Metro DC police.
This was outside the Democrat National Committee headquarters in Washington.
Check this out.
Let me get this bigger for you.
Get back!
Get back, guys.
Violent motherfuckers. Violent motherfuckers. Let's go. Violent motherfuckers.
Let's go.
Oh, shit.
Get back.
Get back.
I want to see their rest.
What about you, Kat?
I mean...
Yeah, a thousand days in jail with no trial.
Wow.
Solitary confinement.
Let's not forget about that.
Let's not forget about...
FBI rage.
Let's not forget about the fact that they were blaming everything on COVID. That's why they couldn't see their friends, family, attorneys.
These people have been treated worse than you would treat a real terrorist, and yet they're calling them domestic terrorists.
So my question on this one when I saw this particular one was, I'm curious, do you know how many FBI agents dressed up as pro-Palestine protesters showing up in buses for this event?
You know, like they did on January 6th?
That's the big question.
They're treating and handling this completely different.
It's a whole other deal.
And the more you find out about it, the worse it actually gets.
I mean, there is footage.
Now, we've seen the footage before.
In fact, we lost our account.
That's the wild thing.
We lost our account on Twitch because we've been showing a lot of the J6 videos.
Footage this entire time, which was fine with us because, you know, hey, you know, we're going to go ahead and talk about the things that actually mattered and that are happening.
But we were labeled as domestic terrorists, which seems to be the norm for showing some of this footage.
Well, now all of a sudden it's a common event.
You've got Congress and everybody else who are talking about it.
This was a big one.
While the FBI are the real domestic terrorists, remember when Antifa changed out of their clothes on January 6?
Now that we've connected the dots that these ghost buses were filled with FBI informants, it's important to remember that there were Antifa members that were changing from their black attire into Trump gear on January 6.
Too bad this video didn't get deleted.
I'm going to play it for you so you can watch it in action.
Here they are.
changing from black to red.
Changing their black clothing into red blue in the bushes At the end she yells, delete that!
Delete that!
Delete that, she says.
This is what was happening in the bushes January 6th.
That could be fads right there.
That's exactly what it was.
You know it was, too.
I know it was.
We watched them.
We watched them in black.
We were on the air that day.
Now, I put that video up, but it does have the YMCA song in it, so I'm not sure if you can play it or not.
It'll nab me.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
So I forgot about that.
Yeah, we get in trouble if we don't have rights to music.
Just so everybody knows.
And then we have to go back in and edit the whole thing.
That's why we have to play our own music around here for intros and stuff.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I forgot about that.
That's okay.
They can go to your page and check it out.
Hey.
After the show.
Yeah, after the show.
Not now.
Don't shut the show down.
That's right.
Now they can still watch Turdstock anytime they want, right?
Absolutely.
I get so many messages.
I miss the live stream and I didn't get to come.
I'm never going to get to see it.
I'm leaving my pin tweet up for a while.
And my pinned tweet is quote tweeting your tweet, and your tweet has all the information.
If you want to watch Turtle Stock, you can watch it anytime.
Just go there and hit the Rumble link or whatever the link's there.
There's like four links, right?
Oh, absolutely.
Or they can go to our website if that's easier for them.
Yeah, just inthelitterbox.com.
You can watch this when you get time, anytime.
I've answered so many emails today saying no.
You can listen to it still.
Oh, absolutely they can.
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It's right in the middle.
And if you want to view all of our episodes of our show, it takes a lot of time to load these things.
That's what I do.
That's why I always say it takes me a while to get everything loaded is because I put it on the website.
It's also on our Rumble channel.
So if you go to our main page on Rumble, you can check it out there too.
You can see all of our stuff.
Yeah.
So if you were to go and...
All right.
So let me just give everybody a little quick little lesson here on this stuff.
Listening.
On how you can watch in the litter box.
So you can just go to our account here.
This is our page in the litter box.
And you just scroll down.
And I even kept this...
As a different, you know, a different image so that people could find it.
All the other ones are our regular logo in the litter box.
But Turdstock, just to make it easier for people to find on Rumble, is right here.
So yes, absolutely.
It's there.
So you can check it out whenever you want.
I bet I had a hundred people contact me today and just, man, I'm so sorry I missed it.
I wish I could see it somewhere.
I said, you can!
Absolutely, they can watch it.
So I'm going to leave that up for a while on my pinned tweet.
And if anybody wants to see it, you just go to, you know, I quote tweeted Jules, just go to Jules' website and the links are right there too.
You can do it on my Twitter, you can do it on our website.
And you can listen to it.
You can rewind it, fast forward it, whatever you want to do.
Oh, you can skip around all over town.
Don't miss this show.
It was fantastic.
Incredible music, incredible, you know, the whole event was just mesmerizing, even if you weren't there.
From my perspective, I'm sitting there working on the show.
And I had to really concentrate because I'm like, wow, I'm so distracted with how amazing it is.
But sure, just go to our Rumble channel or go to inthelitterbox.com and you can go into the archives, just like I showed you, and you can see all of our episodes.
I get that a lot.
We don't advertise our...
Our show as often as we should or our website as often as we should because everything's there.
I make sure that that's up to date every day.
So make sure that y'all check that out.
You can just click on it and still watch it just whenever you get time.
How long did it end up being?
Three and a half hours?
It was three hours 38 minutes and 33 seconds.
It went a little long because HipTurd made an appearance.
HipTurd made an appearance.
That was awesome.
There were so many fun things about that event.
It really was.
It was incredible.
You should have came.
I don't know.
I was where I needed to be at.
You could have just been a person on seat number seven, table four, and nobody would ever know.
But who would have done the show?
But you can't talk, because everybody had known you.
They would know my laugh, and they would know my smell.
I should have just picked some random person in the audience.
And said, say hello to Jules Jones and just pointed at somebody.
And everybody, yeah, Jules!
That's so true.
You could have really pulled it off, you know, but...
It would have worked.
It would have worked.
I was really where I needed to be.
I wanted to make sure that it went off without a hitch, and I needed to make sure that I was monitoring it, and I wouldn't even let IT guy get near it, even though, you know, he's IT guy.
I was so protective because I wanted this thing to be so incredible and so And then when we lost the link right beforehand because of testing and all of that, oh, I froze.
I mean, that in itself set me back just mentally.
I was so tired by the time that happened.
I went, oh, no.
You've got to be kidding.
I have to rebuild this thing.
Normally, it takes me like an hour and a half to build a show because of all the different links.
And then you have the website.
You have all the different things that have to work together, coordinated.
But when that happened, I only had about an hour.
So I had to move, and I had to move fast because there was no changing when that thing went live.
There's nothing I could do about it.
So I just had to just go for it as quickly as I possibly could.
Then let the musicians take over.
Let Cat do his thing and monitor to make sure we weren't losing the signal and all that stuff.
Making sure that the audio and the vocals matched up, the visuals.
There's a lot.
Looks like we're gonna do another one sometime in April.
I think that's a great idea.
I think that's a great idea.
You wouldn't believe the people contacting John Rich and I. Boy, I can imagine.
I'm sure a lot of people want to be involved.
And bands.
Oh, yeah.
Bands that want to play.
And of course, we're not going to put a band up.
The thing about our show is it's going to be you and a guitar, original music.
So it's going to be, you know, I mean, I would accept a piano if somebody wanted to play.
There's going to be no drums.
There's going to be no fog machines and orchestras or full bands.
There's just going to be pure raw songwriter music, singer-songwriters.
And John told me, he said, you think them guys are good?
I know four or five more people just like that.
See, that's what's needed.
And that's what I really like, too.
I've gotten a lot of grief, okay, just so you know.
You and I haven't been able to talk since the whole thing, really.
I mean, a little bit, but not a lot.
But I've had a lot of big accounts that were very upset that they weren't included.
And I've had to explain to them that this was a show that was announced on our show for the Littermates.
I mean, these are for people that have been supporting you.
You were coming out for the first time and supporting the show and everything else.
And I said, you know, this was the first one.
It wasn't that anybody tried to leave anybody out.
It's just that it was announced here.
So just like with your merchandise and stuff.
We try to give everybody a little heads up.
If they're following us that closely here on the show, then they deserve the VIP, the opportunity to get the tickets first.
It wasn't that anybody was trying to purposely leave anybody out.
That's not at all it.
Oh, I have too.
You wouldn't believe the people that want to come to that thing that's been contacting me, but I tell them all, we've got to be careful.
I don't want to turn it into a Mar-a-Lago event where it's all just the big influencers and stuff like that, because then it would lose its magic a little bit.
I'm not saying they can't come if they get a ticket, but we're going to do it like we did last time, and we'll put it for sale, and if you get tickets, you get tickets, and then...
It's going to be littermates, though.
That's who's going to get the tickets.
And, of course, I have 25 tickets or something that I'm allowed to bring people, and I'll bring some of the people on Twitter and stuff with that and my old friends and stuff like that.
Man, my voice is terrible.
I know.
That's why I'm trying to read for you.
It's okay.
It's not going to get better if I can gut it out to the weekend.
Oh, boy.
And it's so true, because you know what?
You have been running nonstop.
That's why we're really excited about this holiday, because we never take off, just so everybody knows.
We don't.
We don't take off at all.
We've been doing this show nonstop.
And other than Christmas and New Year's, those were the real breaks that we took.
I think we took one holiday once.
I don't know.
But it wasn't anything.
And I do it six days a week.
I think on 4th of July, we did a four-day weekend.
We did.
4th of July, that was the one we took.
Yep.
And so it's really, we're toast now.
And so that's why I say when we start speaking in code and in rhymes, it's because we're delirious from the whole thing.
I mean, you had a very big situation in your life.
You came out and took off the avatar.
That was nerve-wracking.
Yes, it was.
It was a big deal.
It was very emotional, too, I can imagine.
It was crazy, the response we got.
When me and John Rich, we went down, so we surprised everybody.
They let up all the VIPs to the second floor, and it filled up.
And I said, John, because he talked to me about a meet-and-greet, we're going there and just let everybody take selfies.
And so we just kind of walked in the room, and man, it exploded.
And it just took it took about five seconds for me shaking hands with people to figure out which one was Katur.
You couldn't miss me in my Marlboro Man outfit.
Oh you looked great and there's going to be so many events to follow but there was a whole a lot of people don't understand there was a whole thing that happened even prior to this.
Whether you were going to come out, whether you were not going to come out.
We were going back and forth with the whole idea.
Then we had to discuss.
It was the last day.
Yes.
John Rich didn't even know.
And I was just trying to figure out if I was going to do it.
And then it just kind of hit me.
And I think you had a lot to do with it.
And some of my friends, let's just do it.
Well, I knew a lot.
Let's do it all.
Let's do it all.
Let's just go big or go home.
That was kind of the motto.
And the other thing was, and I was trying to explain it to you in the most delicate way because I didn't want to freak you out either.
I had to kind of watch this whole thing.
But people were going to take pictures.
So either you were going to come out or pictures were going to be spread.
There's no way.
I mean, you can't just take everybody's phone.
I mean, I guess you can.
I go to parties where people take everybody's phone and they put it in a lockbox and they're like, okay, so no one can get these pictures of each other or celebrities or what have you.
So, I mean, I've seen that before, but this was a totally different event and it wasn't supposed to be about that.
And so I knew that people were going to be thrilled with getting a picture of you.
And even though they didn't mean anything bad by it, it was going to leak.
It was going to leak regardless.
So that's when I decided to do the selfie in the mirror.
And then it was like an hour before the show, maybe an hour and a half.
And Steve Sachs come over there.
It was about an hour before the show.
It was like five minutes or ten minutes, I believe, if I remember this right, before we were going to, for John Richmond to go down, maybe 30 minutes before.
And he said, hey man, so what?
He said, you better post that picture so you can actually show the first picture of yourself on your page.
Because if not, somebody's going to snap a picture and they're going to get the first picture.
That's it?
And you might not even like that picture.
I said, well, here goes nothing.
And so a bunch of people were around me.
I said, well, here goes nothing, guys.
Send.
Oh, my gosh.
I think I got 7 million views.
That is the coolest thing ever.
Well, everybody's been wondering, and they've been trying to identify you for so long.
The doxing, the swatting.
Okay, so that's the bad, the negative side.
Yeah.
So I usually on a given day, I mean, I don't know how there hasn't been a wreck outside because it's 60 miles an hour, two lane.
What is that?
What's that beeping?
I don't know.
I'm sitting in my new truck that the trolls bought me.
They did indeed.
It did something.
I hit the brake and it went off, whatever it is.
So that's good.
You see, you had me crazy over here.
You have to know you did.
Because, okay, so you're supposed to be in Nashville.
You're supposed to join me on the show.
What was that on?
Oh, on Tuesday.
And so I get this elusive text from you and it's like, I don't know, an hour before the whole event and you're like, hey, I'm at the dealership.
I can't make it to the show.
I'm like, he's doing what?
Are we midlife crisis or are we having a breakdown?
I mean, what's going on here?
I don't know what's happening.
I've been looking at trucks for years and I was going to go that day and I just got...
And it just kept dragging and dragging and dragging and dragging.
I should have been out of there three hours before the show.
Right.
And I was just like, I'm not going to make it.
These guys are dragging.
Oh my gosh.
And then they did find out I was cat turd and all these people were coming up and talking to me.
It was ridiculous.
Of course.
And I was like, can we get a picture?
Can we get a picture?
I said, look.
I'm going to get, you can take a picture of the guy, the manager.
I said, you can take a picture of me with you guys only if you promise and you got a pinky swear not to put it out until like five days from now after you start seeing pictures of them.
Oh, that's cool.
And I haven't seen the picture, but he didn't post.
He said, look, if I say I ain't going to post it, I ain't going to post it.
I said, all right.
That's so cool, Kat.
If you do, I'm going to say it's some random dude that bought a truck lying about being me, just so you know.
Yeah, exactly.
That's not me.
But I was wondering...
But the stress was immense for me, and I'm just exhausted.
My voice is gone.
I'm getting a really bad sore throat now.
I don't know if I've got strep throat or what.
And now, you know, something that might be happening in the next three weeks.
It's going to start all over again, but even worse on this one.
Oh, yeah.
So this is going to be even, this is going to be, if you imagine that, how much pressure and nervousness I had about that.
This is going to be that times 10.
Just to make y'all wonder what it is even more.
Oh, I know.
You should hear their comments.
They're like, oh my gosh, I cannot believe that they just sat here and wasted five minutes of my life talking about what they're not going to tell us.
Well, we're just trying to build up the energy here and the excitement.
Yes.
It's exciting.
It's not in the books yet.
So, you know, until it's in the books or until it's for sure, I don't want to tell anybody.
When I found out for sure, I'll say something, which hopefully it could be tomorrow or being the next week.
As soon as I know for sure, I'll say something here, and I'll announce it here.
Well, you know what I'm loving?
It's huge, though, people.
It is.
It's crazy huge.
But you should see what people are guessing.
It's the funniest thing.
Oh, the other thing.
What are they guessing?
Oh, everything from President Trump on.
I'll tell you what, it's not.
It's not meeting Trump.
Okay.
So there you go.
So we're going to eliminate 50% of your guesses.
There you go.
They've got the art of elimination.
See, that would be something cool, but it wouldn't be nervous for me.
It'd just be exciting.
Yes, exactly.
I wouldn't be nervous at all.
I'd just be excited as hell.
Of course you would.
I mean, this is a really big deal.
It's the greatest moment of your life.
One of them.
And I think that when you start looking at how hard you've worked on this account, what you were able to achieve as Cat Turd, what you've been able to do, I mean, this is a real big time for you.
And with the help of all of the littermates and everybody else and all the memesters and everybody that's been involved since the very beginning, I remember when I had a larger account than you did.
And I remember when you passed me up and then I lost mine.
Poof, gone.
You went to turd stardom and mine was like wiped off the map with so many other people.
And I remember just seeing you climb, climb.
You don't know how much you're loved, but I wish you could hear the one thing we're going to do different next time is we're going to like the crowd because the crowd was so loud and you just couldn't hear them on the thing.
Wow.
But man, they went nuts when I mentioned your name there.
Oh, that's neat.
They love you.
I love them.
I love them.
And I always feel so bad when I try to answer everybody and I can't.
And so I make it my mission to go over there.
I told you.
Remember when I said there's going to be a point when everybody gets mad at you because you don't answer them anymore?
I get people I talk to on DMs when I have 5,000 followers that are furious.
I mean, they unfollow me and talk bad about me because I don't continue to talk to them every day.
And the reason I can't is because I can't read them all.
I mean, let's say I go to bed and I get 457 DMs.
It rotates.
It's so far down the page.
I can't sit there and get up in the morning and have my schedule where I have to work 12 hours a day on all the stuff I do.
I can't scroll down that.
And then find every single individual DM and answer or talk.
You know what I mean?
I just can't do it.
It's not that I'm being mean.
It's impossible.
And then you look at your emails, there's another 480.
And there's just no way.
And I told you, you're going to get to that point.
And you're going to be so exhausted trying to please everybody.
And you're going to realize that it just can't be done anymore.
It's really hard because unless somebody is on top, and I'm looking at it at that particular moment where I can see it on my list of DMs, I miss it.
And I feel so terrible because they're like, hey, you know what?
Are you just not talking to me anymore?
No, it's not that at all.
I can't find you.
I can't find you.
And I don't see you in my thread over here.
I don't see it anymore.
It's gone.
As soon as one comes up, another 10 come in.
And I... And I can't find it.
And it's still stacking up.
So this whole thing has been wild.
But we're going to get back to Earth soon.
I mean, I know it's been just a whirlwind for everybody.
But please understand what an incredible situation this is.
You all created and helped make and propel CatTur to this status.
And it is.
It is something bigger than I've ever seen.
When people start hearing you talk on a podcast, it changes everything.
When we started our podcast and it started becoming a little bit more popular, that changed everything.
Because people can actually hear your opinions now instead of just, you know, fart joke tweets.
Exactly.
So, I mean, all them people there, I mean, man, you would have tore down the house if you'd have walked on stage and we'd have just not told a man, oh yeah, and this is Jewel Jones, oh my god, the roof would have come off that damn place.
Yeah.
I'm not kidding.
The roof would have come off of it.
Well, let me tell you what.
All I have to say is that I appreciate every single one of the littermates.
They have been so kind and so sweet to me.
And honestly, when I started doing this show with you, I didn't know what the response was going to be.
You know, they could have had their...
You could have had your pick of anybody, really.
I mean, you were in conversations with some of the biggest names.
You were going on some of the biggest shows.
Everybody knew who Cat Turd was.
So, you know, I was just one of, you know, a bunch of people that could have been tapped to do a show with you.
And so, having that and having you...
No, I was only comfortable with you.
I've never been on a podcast and been comfortable only with you.
I just never felt that.
I remember the first time I got off, I was telling someone out.
That was so comfortable.
It just felt like I was talking to somebody in the living room.
We had a good time.
The radio people are the hard ones for me to go on, because you take a lot of breaks, and they got that great radio voice, and they sound like they're Roger Conkroy, and they don't talk like I talk, and you talk like normal human beings.
They just have this cadence that I cannot That I can't get in rhythm with because, you know, I don't have anybody in my real life taught like Howard Cossett.
I just don't.
I know.
Not that they're mean and I enjoy all of them.
I just can't get in the cadence with them sometimes.
I get that.
But you know what?
I've never been on the radio before in my life.
Everybody says, oh, you've got the best voice.
You've got the radio voice.
I'm like, well, I wouldn't even know what that is because I've never been on the radio.
You haven't done a radio show yet?
Never in my life.
You don't want to.
Number one, you'd be waiting for me because you don't cuss.
Right.
So the whole time I'm talking, I can't be myself.
I don't say shit.
Don't say shit.
Don't say damn it.
Don't say bullshit.
Don't do it if you want to.
Don't say it.
Oh my gosh, that must have been hard for you.
I'm forcing myself not to cuss, you know, because you don't cuss, so you'd be great on radio.
You could do anything.
Well, I relax because...
You would be successful.
I mean, your show's successful by itself.
I don't have a show by myself.
You have a successful show by yourself.
Well, we have a good old time over there.
You can do anything.
Well, you know what?
We have a good time on this one.
And it's really funny because I never worry about it because it's our show.
I don't worry about us saying the wrong thing or disagreeing or whatever.
I mean, we have our better days and our good days and our bad days and everything in between.
But all I have to do, if ever we, you know, something happens, somebody cusses, I'll just say somebody.
Mm-hmm.
I just mark it as explicit and so then I'm okay.
I'm like alright so there's some cussing in this video.
There's some this.
I don't have to worry about it.
I don't cuss personally just because I feel like I can get my point across with something else and plus my parents listen to this show and I really don't want to hear it.
So my mother was an English teacher so I just I really just kind of go I can skip over that and try to come up with something else but It's really interesting because this show we created and when we decided to do it, when we started putting the whole thing together, we had two weeks.
You announced, okay, that's something.
Alright, when we said that we're going to spin off and we're going to do our own show, you...
Called me and said, hey, I just got James O'Keefe of Project Veritas.
And we've scheduled for two weeks from now.
I'm like, what?
Our first show was with James O'Keefe.
Yes!
And I'm like, are you kidding?
I have to build a website.
I have to get everything completely dialed in.
I've got to set up the broadcast.
I've got to do all of these little things in between.
We've got a show and that's going to be our first guest.
Oh my gosh.
And we had that crazy woman that was...
That was screaming in the background.
We couldn't hear, but everybody else could.
It was just got stuck on some crazy loop.
And if you want to go see that episode, you can.
If you go into the archives over here, like I was telling you, all of the episodes are listed.
You can go one by one all the way back to the very beginning.
I load them all.
Everything is there.
And you can also see them on Rumble as well.
All the episodes, and you can see how far we've come.
It's been a great time, and I've enjoyed it so much.
We've really come a long way, but it's because of the Littermates.
It's because of the gems.
It's because of our love for this country and trying to make a difference and trying to wake people up.
And I feel like we are.
I do.
And one more thing about Turd's Thought.
We were actually just doing this to get some buzz about it.
We didn't know it was going to buzz that much, but...
To get some buzz about it so we could get a promoter and do a huge show where everybody could come.
But the truth is, if we get an arena or we do an outdoor or we do a 4,000 or 5,000 per people event, it's going to lose.
It just had this magic inside there, and it's going to lose it.
So we just decided, and he owns the bar, and we don't make any money off this.
We lose money.
He has to lose money.
He shuts down two stories of his bar in downtown Nashville.
He's got to lose his ass.
I don't know, but there's no way he makes any money.
And I don't make any money.
I mean, I spent a lot of money, but I don't make a dime on it.
So we're not doing this for money.
We're losing.
I know I am.
I'm losing a lot of money doing it.
Not losing it.
I'm just giving it away and helping people come and stuff.
It was offered for free.
It's not about money.
This is just about doing something different and playing real music again and having people sit up there with a guitar and all this fake country music with all these You know, the dry ice and the smoke and the alarms and the five dancers and the woke people and the beautiful people and the square dancers on stage.
We just bring it back to what music's supposed to be and what country music was or any music is.
It's just one person, one instrument singing something they wrote.
That's what we want to do.
That's what just made it so special.
It's a simple concept.
You know who got a kick at it more than anything was Larry Gatlin, who's in the Country Music Hall of Fame.
Goodness sakes.
Yeah, so I talked to him a lot after it, and he's just like, this is the way, and especially with my friend Carmen, he said, this is the way music was 30 years ago.
When I loved country music, it was just songwriters actually singing before it got all this crazy, you know, it got commercial.
And he loved it, because he's like, this is the way I remember music.
This is why I loved it.
It definitely translated.
It definitely did.
And like I said, I was not there.
I was working behind the scenes and I had to focus on what I was doing.
But that show was so captivating that I found myself in that chat room and a lot of the littermates that were watching live, they were like, Oh, wow, hi!
Because I couldn't be quiet.
I was like, okay, so I found this dancing emoji and I found this fire sign and whatever else and just going right along with the crowd.
And chat was fun.
It really was.
I mean, it was completely lit.
And everybody was just talking about the artists and the music and...
Now that I've been exposed this time, it was so much pressure on me.
I didn't want to add anything to it.
Now, people want to know if I'm going to sing.
I probably am going to.
I know I'm going to at least write a few songs for some of the people because I've already started.
But if I'm not playing live, because, you know, I can play guitar a little bit now if I do alternate tunings and stuff.
I don't know how to fill in four months, but I can play and sing if I need to a little bit.
Oh, I hope you do.
It sucks.
I can't jam the guitar like I used to could because that would be cool, but...
Well, I've heard you sing.
And you're awesome.
I'm going to be doing something like that.
And I should this time be able to use my mobile unit and maybe go around and do something between our show before.
Talk to people and talk to people in the audience and stuff like that this time.
Oh, absolutely.
We can broadcast that way too.
We can do all of that.
So I did want to say, so at any given day at the Cat Turtle Ranch, there's usually at least, and this is just when I'm looking outside, but there's usually five to ten people stop and take pictures, or they're snooping around, or they park at a church I have next door, and they take pictures, or they might sit there for two hours trying to get a picture of me.
And so there's a lot of times I got to hide in my own house.
There's a lot of times like that.
And they'll just blatantly pull right up next to the gate with the dogs barking and take out a camera and start taking pictures for five minutes.
I mean, it's rude as hell.
So, I mean, this happens every day and it's been getting worse.
So ever since I've revealed myself, I haven't seen one person do that.
Isn't that something?
Because they're trying to get a picture and put it online is what it is, you know, the first picture.
Well, see, and that's the whole thing.
Where I live in Hollywood, I watch how people's lives have changed, and it's awful.
You can't go to a hotel.
You can't go to a restaurant.
You can't go anywhere.
I mean, you've got people that are crossing the street with two cameras hanging around their neck in case they get a glimpse of somebody.
It's constant here.
I know exactly how life-changing that kind of situation is.
And it's something that you really have to be prepared for.
And in some cases, you need security for, depending on what it is that you're known for.
So there are a lot of things that you have to figure and factor in when you decide that you're going to do something like that.
And so I knew that the stress and the responsibility of it was going to be enormous.
I knew it was weighing on your shoulders.
I knew it was a big decision that you were going to make, but that was up to you.
Yeah.
And years, too.
Everything could have went wrong with a live feed.
We'd never done this before.
Right.
Something could have happened.
He wanted people coming into the bar that night.
Oh, I can understand.
So we wanted everybody just so nobody could try to take me out.
I know.
Well, that was smart.
It was real smart.
I mean, I don't know how much money he spent on this, but it was a lot.
That's why I'm saying we're not doing this for money because we're not making any.
None.
We didn't have merch.
We didn't have nothing.
There wasn't anything.
No.
So we just did...
I just...
Everybody I brought, and the good thing is I got to bring some friends up that I've known for 30, 40 years.
Lots of them, and I hadn't seen some of them in years and years.
Five, six, seven, eight years.
So that was awesome to be able to take all the old friends that's been a part of my life and bring them.
It was just fun.
I know we keep talking about it, and I'm sorry we're not talking about politics, but it's still buzzing a little bit.
Oh boy, and it should.
In my head.
Well, and it will.
That was tremendous.
I knew it was going to take a while.
That's why I'm really glad that we have the holiday, because you can let it just kind of settle down and sink in and relax a little bit.
I wish.
If this new thing happens now, I'm going to be more nervous for the next three or four weeks.
I know, I know.
God.
Yeah, let's get that going.
If it happens, I can't turn it down, though.
It's impossible.
Of course not.
No, I wouldn't think so.
Litter mates are going to kill me right now.
I need to shut up.
I know.
They're like, you son of a gun.
Oh my gosh.
Well, maybe we can get a prize for whoever guessed it.
It's funny because I got home And I said, I was so tired when I got home because I only slept two hours and I couldn't sleep because I was so buzzed from the night and I just decided to drive on home so I didn't have to hit all that traffic.
I couldn't believe that.
You know, Monday morning traffic.
I know.
In a major city, no.
Oh my gosh.
So when I got home, I just remember I took a shower and I was just like, oh, I was so tired and I was just so like, I was just like, man, I hadn't heard a thing.
I was trying to look at comments and I was so relieved.
This is like this 100-pound weight of the stress over the last few months of the reveal.
I've just been stressed out about it, and I was so relieved.
And then I maybe sat there five minutes before I was contacted about the other big thing, and I was like, dang, I got five minutes.
I got five minutes.
Wow.
Well, that's why I told you when you were in Nashville, I said, look, while you're out there shopping, I know you're not going to like hearing it because you're going to drop some serious quid on just the first outfit.
You go ahead and buy yourself some more clothes because it's going to be one thing after another and at least you won't have that stress on you too because that was a big burden as well.
You're used to flip-flops and overalls and jeans and t-shirt and not even jeans in Florida.
I mean, you're like shorts and stuff.
So...
Yeah, shorts and a fishing shirt.
You haven't been in the scene for quite some time.
I got like 16 pair of flip-flops and one pair of boots.
Probably a couple of them have holes in them that you can't throw out because they mean something to you.
I'm not nostalgic.
If they suck, I'll throw them out.
But, I mean, it was a huge event.
I'll tell you one thing.
As soon as it was over for me, I couldn't sleep.
I just had this crazy energy that was going on.
I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't eat.
I felt like it was me, you know?
The funnest time I actually had was after the show when I got some of the litter mates, and I got all my invited guests, and I took some of the litter mates that had been partying with us all weekend, and I said, y'all come on up here, and then, you know, John Rich, and And Big and Rich and Larry Gatlin, everybody that played was up there and they're friends.
And we went up there and of course it's all free.
I mean, heck, I mean, not only have I never just got to sign a million autographs before, I've never gotten free drinks before.
Instead of a bar and getting free drinks, I was like, this is better than anything I've done.
So, I mean, you could have anything, you know?
And they had food laid out, and then we sat up there for just hours and hours, just, you know, having relaxing cocktails and just talking and talking.
And I really like the Angie Apero, that guy could sing like an angel.
Oh, gosh, yes, he was something else.
Yeah, so I sat down next to him at the end.
I bet we talked for hours, and I got his phone number, and I've contacted him this week, and I'm going to try to help him advertise on Cat Turret and help promote his new album and maybe write some songs with him that he can sing.
I ain't open my mouth around that dude singing.
Oh boy.
Nobody wants to, but maybe Roy Orbison when he was alive.
He was fabulous.
He is fabulous.
That voice.
My goodness sakes.
Man, have you ever heard a man hit notes like that?
I mean, he's like this little, you know, he looks kind of like a little nerd or something.
And he's a little guy and he gets up there and he's just, rah!
Good lord.
Oh, he was.
And even his renditions, you know, I mean, he did David Bowie and he did, you know, different ones too.
And it was incredible.
Again, if you want to know and if you want to watch this show, you definitely check out the website because right now it's the third one over.
And it'll hook you right into Rumble, into our Rumble channel, Turdstock23.
It's listed right here in all the previous episodes.
Oh, this was the other thing I was going to tell you.
You know, Kat, when we come back from vacation, that will be our 500th episode.
Which day?
The day we get back?
The day we get back that Monday.
Dang.
Yeah.
500.
I should work on it.
It seems like we should have a guest or something that day or do something.
Gotta do something.
That's a big deal.
Y'all tell us what we should do for our 500th show.
Just make suggestions.
Oh yeah.
Or who would you like on the show?
Trump.
I know you're going to say Trump, but man.
We ain't that big yet.
We ain't that big to call the big guy on the bat phone.
Use that star power cat.
When you got a big guy on the bat phone, you made it.
Exactly.
I'm like, come on, use that influence of yours.
Yes, it will be our 500th show.
Mine has a reach and it's not that far.
I don't know.
Because that's like all the way when I get there, but I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it's going to be great.
And a lot of people are asking right now if I'm doing my show on Saturday.
Of course.
We're going to go out in style.
We only do that show once a week at Political Rendezvous.
It's Jules Jones Live channel.
Totally different channel.
So if you want to check it out.
And if you'll join it, that would be awesome.
If you'll subscribe to it.
That one really grew as a result of this show.
And then the interview that I had with John Rich, I loved.
I really enjoyed talking to him.
It was later that night after y'all had it because I couldn't do it, but I sat down and I was getting ready to go out and eat, and I put it on my phone and listened to it.
I didn't watch it, but I listened to the whole thing while I was getting ready.
Oh boy, it was really good.
It was neat.
He's so easy to talk to.
He certainly is.
And he's very passionate about what he talks about.
I'm going to drop it into the chat so that everybody has it.
But yeah, I mean, it was a fantastic interview.
We talked about a lot of different things.
We talked a lot about you.
And of course, this was right before you...
He was talking about me coming to his house.
Yes.
Which was a thrill of a lifetime, man.
Of course.
You get to go to John Rich's house?
Come on.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I was worried about you.
Like I say, it wasn't a house.
It was super guy, musician, fantasy world.
Like Elvis or something.
That's why I imagine.
As a dude, if I build a house, I'd build exactly like that.
All of the elements of comfort and home, I bet.
The first thing I did when I got in was take an elevator, you know?
Oh my gosh, that is the coolest thing ever.
I said, damn, elevator in the house, how about that?
Oh, well, what an awesome journey though.
And it went off without a hitch.
It went brilliantly.
It really did.
When you think about it, if anybody wanted to model it around something, that would be it.
And that was specifically tailored to you, is how I saw it.
It really was.
I do want to tell everybody, too, they're still listening, that if you're going to buy stuff for Christmas on Cat Turd, I got it right now.
I went and picked it all up today on my Christmas stuff, so I'm stuffed with beanies, stuffed with hats, I got everything.
The Cat Turd shirt, With the I Love Cat Turd on it now, there's only certain sizes available.
I'm phasing that shirt out.
I'm doing some different designs.
I'm going to do one with just the logo.
And I'm hoping I get them by Christmas, but I just ordered them.
So that's going to be phased out.
So there's only certain sizes of them.
But everything else, I got a ton of.
Ian, a magnet you have now.
Yeah, I got the Bird Turd magnet.
I love that!
And so next weekend, I've got the Bird Turd black shirts.
Right on.
Like it's right in the middle.
It's not huge like the other one.
I thought the other one was too big I made, but it's like right there in the middle.
I got the bird turd shirt.
Oh my gosh.
I got the Christmas reindeer beanie all in today.
So I got the Christmas beanie in and everything's ready to roll.
Like I said, except them two shirts and I'll be putting different shirts on there.
I know one by next week and hopefully another one by the next week.
We'll see.
Well, we all know that HipTurd, when I see the Where's HipTurd bumper sticker, we know that HipTurd did absolutely attend Turdstock.
He was there.
He was sighted ahead of time.
We were letting people know that he could very definitely make an appearance.
And so not only were you there, Cat, but also Hip Turd.
Everybody got to take a look at Hip Turd in the flesh, and that was so awesome of Jackie.
Oh my gosh.
Jackie, really, that just absolutely was amazing.
All right, everybody.
Well, again, Litter Mates.
We're 15 minutes late.
Yes, and just so everybody knows, again, this is just for those that really felt like we were excluding them.
We didn't.
Again, we're letting our Litter Mates that listen to this show know about the merchandise that they're there.
We let everything here first, always.
We do.
We start here and then it goes out because you have all been so supportive and really just great to us.
So we always announce it here and then you get the goods firsthand right away.
All right, everybody.
Will you be safe?
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
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