Nov. 14, 2023 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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8 RINOS Protect Mayorkas - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 455 - 11/14/2023
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
My voice is still about gone.
I know it.
That's what you were saying.
You just had way too much fun over there, didn't you?
I know.
I didn't think I could do this show today.
When I got up this morning, I couldn't even make a sound.
Well, you were supposed to have a good time.
You know what?
If you didn't have fun and if you weren't tired, I would really be concerned.
But the fact that you are just smiling from ear to ear and you had such a wonderful time, lost your voice because you were laughing and carrying on all night through the midnight hours is a great sign.
I mean, just sign of things to come.
Now, you're putting stuff out on social media and when you do that, all of a sudden my social media starts to light up.
Is there a rumor going around about something you want to talk to everybody about?
Yeah, we're thinking about having a turtle stock in the spring.
Oh, wonderful!
So that's like four months away, but it was such a success and we're getting a crazy response.
I knew it.
And then something really big happened to me, but I can't tell anybody yet.
You know, but nobody else knows.
Why do you have to do that?
Because you know what's going to happen?
I'm going to announce it.
Everybody's going to start saying, hey, you know what?
We're going to bribe you.
We're going to give you this if you tell us exactly what the scoop is.
Yes, I know, but I can't say anything, and I won't.
But yes, you've got a big one.
As soon as I can let everybody know, I will.
Just make sure it's all confirmed and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's about as big as it gets.
It's really cool.
And it's really excited.
And you deserve it more than anybody I know.
And I'm so excited.
But we can't do this to everybody.
I know.
It's really wrong.
I was just going to talk about Turdstock.
That shit ain't right.
And you had to go one more step further.
Oh, wow.
I'm still kind of reeling from the whole thing.
Everybody there was.
But it was huge.
I'm getting thousands of people.
I want to go next time.
I know.
And then a lot of big-name people are contacting me and saying, I want to go.
But it's not going to turn into that.
It's not going to turn into a star-studied event or anything like that.
So all the tickets are going to go to the...
The litter mates.
That's right.
As it should be.
And you know what?
That's what it's all about.
You have to understand.
I mean, they started with us.
And you do.
You understand this better than anybody.
From zero.
From scratch.
We had nothing.
We were on gaming platforms for crying out loud.
And now we've built this thing into something that's like incredible.
It's absolutely incredible.
It has been quite the ride and it's been so much fun.
And everybody participates and everybody's a part of it.
That's what's so cool about it.
You know?
It is cool.
It was just, I don't know, the whole star-studded thing.
We've seen that.
We've done that.
I live in that in Hollywood.
And I'm so over that.
And I think most people are.
I think it's great that you're going to keep it real.
It's not exactly what it needs to be.
It's the only way to keep it.
I mean, we don't make money on this.
I lose money.
Oh my gosh.
I don't get a dime.
Somebody's like, how much do you make on that?
Negative $10,000.
That's a pretty good deal, isn't it?
Negative $10,000.
Yes, it is.
Especially with your new duds.
And now you've got to get a whole bunch more cowboy hats and everything else.
I mean, we've got to expand this wardrobe.
This look of yours is a star-studded cat.
I have to keep doing it now.
Well, it fits you.
It suits you beautifully.
I mean, this is the cat.
This is what they were expecting to see in Nashville.
You told me while I was up there to grab, like, I was trying to show you what I was going to dress in.
You need to buy two or three outfits like that while you're there in Nashville, while they got all the shops.
I didn't listen to you.
I know.
This is the thing.
And I got back and now something's happening where I need a few more.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
See, you know what?
I stayed up and I carefully crafted my little letters to you in the middle of the night.
This is before you left, when you were staring into the abyss, meaning the ocean.
And I'm going, okay, he's got to get on the road.
He's got to quit daydreaming.
He's got to stop with all this.
Got to get him there.
Because once he's there, he's going to be busy.
I'm thinking you need like a full-blown wardrobe.
And when I said splurge, I think you were probably a little sticker shocked.
Just dirty paper.
I ain't worried about it.
Well, you shouldn't be.
And you looked great.
Everybody is talking about it.
And it's okay.
You know what?
Just another excuse to head on back to Nashville, right?
I mean, you can go again anytime you want.
It's only an eight-hour trip.
It's, yeah, it actually feels so good to reveal myself finally.
And by the way, if I lose my voice completely, I'll just like, if you hear something just squeaking on this end, that's it for me today.
Because I thought it'd be better today, but it's kind of worse.
So it's just, you know, everybody knows the story.
I never cared about being incognito.
And it was just kind of a game.
That he just kept going and going and going and going.
If you watch the Seinfeld, it's like when George Costanza said he had a house in the Hamptons and he's just like, they were driving him there, they knew he didn't have one, he just kept going.
He's gonna take it all the way to the end.
Right.
So, yeah, I was just, and the more it got, but it was really, I'm so relieved because it becomes such a pain.
I've got reporters crawling over my town all the time in my bushes.
I've got people hiding behind the buildings near my property and I feel like I've got to hide everywhere I go or somebody's going to snap an awful picture of me and then use a fat app or something and really make it bad.
It just got to be.
And you know, I talked to Libs at TikTok about this this morning because she could relate.
You know what I mean?
So we talked this morning.
We talked about this because she's another An anonymous account.
She understood what I was saying, and it was for the same reasons.
We were just tired of looking over our shoulder, and it was just like, man, okay, here I am.
Now leave me alone and stop, not you guys, but the press, and just stop bothering me at my house.
Well, that was the thing.
And it really made you easy for the Pickens, so to speak, because they would go to your property, they would write all of these articles, and they were able to get away with some of the things that they said that was negative.
All those fake pictures.
I know!
Bet y'all feel stupid now, don't you?
Everybody believed in them fake pictures.
And there's a lot of them.
They absolutely should.
I mean, they absolutely should.
But here's the thing.
I mean, like you said, this was like a Binkski kind of situation.
I mean, you were anonymous.
You had this cat as the avi, and it was fun.
Everybody could relate to this cat.
And then you have the listeners and the audience that just took this cat and had him in every situation.
Then you have Hip Turd, who was born.
And that was just an amazing spinoff on the whole thing, The Liberal Cousin.
I mean, the whole thing has turned into such a great little...
It's crazy.
It's fun.
And that's what you wanted it to be.
It's nuts.
Yeah.
It's nuts.
So, I mean, I think it's great.
Where it goes from here, who knows?
But it's just...
Oh, somebody's got the cat photo I see down there.
Oh, yes.
Yes, they've got both of you here.
Here you are, and here's the cat.
We're not sure who's in charge, but somebody is.
I don't know.
But it's been amazing.
Somebody's like, why do you wear sunglasses in there?
I was like, well, I do want to kind of be a little bit in disguise.
Wow.
So I don't want to be walking around and people know that.
I just like living incognito, just like anybody.
Like I said, I'm just an old country boy.
I just want to be able to go to places.
I'm not John Rich or anything, but I don't want anybody to...
You know, I just want to be able to do what I want and not, you know, have people recognize me because it's just a lot of people are opposite of that.
You know, they want to be recognized and they think it's cool.
But and it was, man, just I mean, I really felt like a star for even if I just got to for one day and it was nice.
And everybody, all the people there made me feel like that.
They were just, man, everybody in that audience, if you were there, you were so nice.
We came down early and took selfies, and that was John Rich's idea.
Let's go down there early, and we'll just stop.
Everybody takes selfies, and if you want selfies and pictures with us, we'll just do it for all the VIP guests.
It was just a magical night.
I know people are probably ready to get to politics, but we planned this for a long time, and it just came out without a hitch.
The response we're getting, he's getting, I'm getting.
I can't tell you all the stuff that's happening behind the scenes right now, but man, and the reason is, is because It was real.
There was just raw musicians playing a guitar in a small room to a great crowd that loves music.
And it was real music again.
No synthetic voiceovers.
No dancers in the background.
Let's write a song for a pretty person and put them in a cowboy hat.
It was real.
It was people who could sit up there and put a guitar on their knee and just smoke the house.
And starting off with Rich and Big, and then Jeffrey Still was amazing.
Angel Apero, who I'm going to call tonight and talk to him.
I kind of became friends with him.
We set up in the, you know, whatever you call it, the third floor with the musicians.
The green room?
Yeah.
The turd room.
We were in the turd house.
We were in the turd house upstairs.
Oh my gosh.
We were in the turd house upstairs, but man, that guy was funny.
And I don't know how many hours I told that guy, probably two.
And we sat there and just...
Laughed and laughed and that guy's voice was, man, I've never even heard anything like that guy.
His voice is out of this world, isn't it?
I mean, my God.
All of them, you know what, they all were so unique and right when you thought that you had heard the best and it couldn't get any better and you thought to yourself, okay, so who's going to be able to follow up this act?
I mean, really, it was like that one after another after another.
And it was just an amazing, amazing event.
It was so much fun for me just to sit back and to listen.
And I was able to look at what was happening in the chat.
Of course, I had some responsibilities back here.
Just a little bit.
Yeah, we're going to tweak it next time.
I mean, I listened to it last night for the first time.
I loved it.
Everything's fine.
Next time I want to get more, we're going to mic up the audience and have cameras so they can hear.
Because live, I mean, when the crowd was singing along, it was so loud in there.
Of course, all the mics were pointing the other way.
And then the roar of the crowd was in the standing ovations.
They were crazy loud.
And we're going to try to pick that up.
You know, we're just going to tweak it a little bit, but kind of do the same thing and bring some music and more musicians in.
Are just like that.
Well, that's what it needs.
But they're hungry for that raw music again.
Country lost its way.
It's woke now.
It's all about how pretty you are and what you wear and, you know, these little cliche, catchy songs that have some kind of weird hook and there's no heart in it.
It's gone.
Well, I mean, they're lip syncing now.
And they're busted every single time.
They're lip syncing.
I mean, that's what's so incredible, too.
I mean, people, that's why our podcast has done as well as it has.
It's because we get up here every single day and it's raw.
We do not talk to each other before the show.
We do not plan anything.
There is nothing there.
It's right off the cuff and it's live.
And you can't take it back.
I mean...
You know, you go, oh no, wow, what did I say?
How did I say that?
I wish I could have changed that or tweaked that a little bit, and you know, you may make a retraction a little bit later on, but that's okay.
It's what you feel at the moment, and that's what people want.
And if we do have one in the spring, I'm going to perform, just so everybody knows.
Well, you are letting the cat out of the bag, aren't you?
Yeah, because I can play a few chords still, and I'm going to probably have John Rich back me up.
Oh my gosh.
Because my arthritis is screwed up.
But I have been writing again, and some pretty good stuff, I think.
I'm going to probably sit there with a guitar on my knee and do what I can and do a few songs.
Oh, I'm just so proud of you.
You know what?
When you told me that morning before you left that you had already started working on a song, actually it started a couple of weeks before that.
You were kind of playing with the idea of maybe an anthem and I just thought, oh my gosh, okay, good.
There's a spark.
And then I knew once you hit Nashville and once you started listening to the music and then when I talked to you after the event on text and you were just like, That was the most amazing experience I've ever had.
And I read your text again yesterday because I wanted to relive it also.
And I was going through it, and you said it twice.
You said, that was a religious experience for me.
That was as big as it got.
I've never felt that way before.
It was great on the video, but there was just something about it.
There, I'm telling you, it was ten times that.
And just the feeling in the room, nobody understood how good it was going to be but John Rich.
And then after he told me how good it was going to be, I believed him.
So we kind of knew how good It was how badass these musicians.
I think everybody thought that after Big and Rich performed, that's what they came for.
Maybe to see what I looked like.
See if I was 5'3", or I looked like Adam Kinzinger.
Well, exactly.
I think that's what everybody was afraid of.
Here we think that you're going to be this big biker, bad, to the bone kind of guy, and then all of a sudden, hmm.
But no, it wasn't that at all.
You weren't a soy boy from LA at all.
But one thing I want everybody to know is that I spent some time on it yesterday because I felt like it was really important to really point out all of the people that worked on this event.
So I did put out a tweet or a post now and it has everybody that was involved in the first show.
So it's got all of the artists listed, their websites, how you can follow them on social media and everything else.
It's got the artwork of Maga Jim, HipTurd.
You've got the people that were helping me as well.
You've got all of the people that were part of the production team that were involved.
I just made a list of everybody that was there and that was a part of this great event because a lot of people don't Get the recognition.
And I wanted them to be able to.
And after an event like that, it kind of goes away.
Everybody's great.
And people that's probably not on your list, everybody...
John Rich, the people that served us in the turd house.
I mean, the green room.
Oh, sure.
I mean, all his staff there, they're just so wonderful.
And there was one dude that just kind of followed me around and catered to my every need.
He'd bring me a drink.
People were giving me little gifts.
He'd take them up there.
He'd make sure all my stuff.
I mean, man.
I was like, so this is what it's like to be John Rich for a day.
Right.
Well, you know, this was such an unbelievable situation.
It was a real unbelievable situation to work on.
I mean, even on this side, because I wasn't there.
And I had a couple of things that happened previously.
Right before the show and I started stressing big time.
Like when there was a feed that they tested and then all of a sudden we had a chat room and then all of a sudden it was broken.
Then I have to reach over to our friends at Rumble and I'm like, am I going to have to rebuild this thing?
And they're like...
Yes.
And I had about an hour to rebuild it and create keys for every single one of those platforms and redo the website and everything else.
And I just went, oh my gosh.
And once I did that, then we had all of it off again and we did another test.
I mean, there were multiple tests.
And it was fine, and then we knew we were good to go, but you just don't know.
I mean, you're holding your breath the entire time, hoping that it's going as it should.
So it could just, anything can happen, and the feed could, you know, I mean, and it's not your fault.
It could be rumble, it could be Power goes out in the place.
A storm comes through.
Anything can happen.
Yes.
And I mean, it's nerve wracking.
It is.
I just, I mean, I had chills.
I truly froze.
And then I was like, I can't freeze.
I don't have time to freeze.
I have to rebuild this thing like now or we're not going to have a show.
And I'm not going to have that on my shoulders.
So I just, you know, went back into the mode and just started putting it back together one by one by one.
And it was all right.
And wow.
Wow.
What a deal.
But it was fun because you had to make sure the timing and everything was just right, that the voices were matching, the sound.
There's all kinds of little glitch things that can come up.
And really, the music was spectacular.
This is something that is definitely...
It's what's missing.
Yeah.
I tried to, you know, everybody, I told him I wasn't going to talk much at first, and I didn't.
I went and said hi, and I said, you know, the more I talk, the more music is not going to be, so I'm getting out of here.
And I knew I was going to be coming up all during the show, so I was like, let's get it on.
Talking's over.
That's exactly right.
Let's strum and hit some strings, bend some strings.
Oh, it was awesome.
Awesome.
Well, that's why you don't have your voice now.
And it's always going to stay like that.
If we keep doing this, it's going to stay like that, too.
It's just going to be people.
I mean, somebody wants to bring a piano and play it.
That's all good.
But it's going to be just an instrument and a voice, like music used to be.
And we're bringing in songwriters more than we are professional musicians.
Now that it was a big hit, I think a lot of people in Nashville, and I talked to John Rich this morning for a while, and A lot of people in Nashville heard that, and it was just like, like you say, a spark.
And now all these people want to be on it now.
All these big-time people.
Well, I told you that.
Believe me, the talented people, I mean, a lot of these new country people, I don't even know how they got there.
But some of these other people that have already made it that are really talented, some of the country stars, I guarantee you, they're tired of that big show.
They're tired of the smoke.
And the mirrors and the fog machines and the blasts and the backup singers and the costumes.
And I guarantee, because they've already made it, I guarantee they'd want to come over and just go back to the day.
You could put a guitar on your knee.
And it doesn't matter if there's three people or a hundred people or a thousand people or fifty thousand people.
Just the feeling of the music.
It was unbelievable.
And I know we keep hard.
We won't talk about it after today.
Oh, boy.
But it was...
That's exactly what we talked about when we were doing it.
Let's just look.
If people don't like it, they don't like it.
But we're going to bring in some musicians...
That can really play and sing.
Something you probably haven't heard in years or never heard in your life because it's all fake now and it has been for 20 years.
And you know who really enjoyed it was Larry Gatlin.
Oh.
Because he was like, this is the way music used to be in my day.
You know, you just play guitar and you just sing.
And he was just like, he loved Carmen, my buddy.
He's an old school writer.
He went on and on about how much he liked the event because it was...
The way he remembered, like, this is what Nashville used to be like years ago.
This is what country music used to be like 30 years ago.
And I think people are longing for the truth, longing for simplicity.
They're tired of the big show and the fake stuff and the woke stuff.
And I think they love just sitting down.
And anybody that's listening that was at the show, they know exactly what I'm talking about.
It was something I'm never convinced.
Bearded Vet, And, you know, the trio Bearded Vet came there, and like I said, they were like, this is the best music event they've ever heard, and they go to all of them.
And you kind of had to be in the room, because when they were singing in there, it was literally, it was like moving your chest.
When he was hitting notes on that microphone in the house, I mean, I had chills going up my spine.
Some of them notes the guys were hitting.
It was incredible.
Well, I think, and I told you this, I think, I don't know, I'm losing track of days now because it's just been such a whirlwind.
I'm so tired.
I know.
I'm so with you.
I had orders.
So, you know, I wasn't there for five days, so I had all these orders, built up hundreds.
So I slept four hours, and I got up at four, and I just got done before the show, so I worked 10, 11 hours on them.
Got all of them in, but a few from the weekend.
I don't want people to wait after they order the voices.
I apologize.
No, but I totally get it.
But I told you, I don't know if it was yesterday or the day before, like I said, don't know.
But I had said, you know, that event caught So many people's attention, and I mean from Hollywood, from where I am, all the way to Nashville and everywhere in between, people watched that.
That was important.
They knew it.
They knew something changed, and it was big.
And the whole story behind it.
The fact that, you know, your story, your personal story was one thing.
Then you had all of these artists, these songwriters in a room, and they were just jamming just right there.
And just, you had the raw talent, the raw emotion, a very small, intimate event.
You had people that came to see you because they loved you and because they support you.
And they were the ones that listened to the show on a regular basis, and they were the golden ticket holders.
It wasn't Hollywood.
It wasn't red carpet.
It wasn't any names in the conservative movement.
And it's not going to be.
It wasn't political.
It was just really great music and just wonderful company.
It was amazing.
It was absolutely amazing.
Oh, wow, Kat.
What a coming out party.
Seriously.
You're going to be a bear or be a grizzly.
That's right.
No, I totally understand.
I wanted to do it my way.
I wanted to come out my time when I wanted to.
And it was time because I just could not.
I don't look over my shoulder anymore of people trying to get pictures of me.
And it's funny that I've always got traffic coming by my house, stopping pictures.
It's amazing that none of that's happened since I've been back.
Not one person stopped by.
I don't see anybody crawling around in the bushes or anything.
Well, they're not going to mess with a cowboy.
They're not going to mess with a cowboy.
No way.
Not anymore.
That's why I laughed when little Adam Kinzinger said, if we meet in person, I'll take care of you.
Yeah.
Whatever, little boy.
Pat him on the head.
You go back over to the kids' table.
I think it's awesome.
Well, it was an amazing event, and I'm just thrilled that there's already talk about more of them, and you don't have to wait a whole year.
It's not set, but we're definitely going to be in spring.
We're going to do it again.
Oh, that's so cool.
I'm looking forward to it.
A year's a long time to wait.
It is.
And you shouldn't have to wait a year.
Who put that up as a...
Well, we started talking, and if we did it next fall, like this one, it's going to be right in the middle, right before they elect the president.
So all that's going to be going on.
And that'd be a terrible time to do it, you know.
So we just figured, hey, let's just do it.
And then some stuff.
I've had some people contact me this morning that you wouldn't believe.
I believe.
You wouldn't believe some of the places I got invited to.
You're going to know, hopefully, by the end of the week or the beginning of next week what I'm talking about.
And it's It's just like, what the F? Oh, yes.
This audience is going to flip out when they find out what I know.
It's huge.
Yeah, it's big, big, big stuff.
Just to rub it in that you don't know.
Nah, nah, nah.
Not a horrible thing to do to people.
And you don't ever want to say anything until it's actually set, and it's not yet.
Wow.
Okay.
All right.
You can tease for a little bit longer.
That's fine.
We'll let you do that.
You can get away with that this week, you know.
We're so proud of you that you can pretty much get away with anything at this point.
I just want to thank everybody, though, that came.
And I got to meet, I think I met every single person in the room.
Everybody was so polite and kind to me.
And they made me just like, like I say, I got to feel what it's like to be John Rich for an hour.
And that was something I never thought I'd ever feel in my life, you know.
And so, I mean, I was given autographs.
I was like, man, how do I give an autograph?
I've never given an autograph.
Except for my books, you know.
I've signed 30,000, 5,000 of those.
Yes, but you did that in the privacy of your own home.
Yeah, I did that in my underwear.
Exactly.
It's a whole different deal, and I knew it, too.
I mean, when it was going down, I went, oh my gosh, you've got to just start processing this.
You've got to get there.
You need to start experiencing it.
And that's why I was like, go ahead and get a couple of outfits, because you know what?
I know how it's going to go.
I've seen it before.
And once it starts, it's just gone.
They got these Western and country stores there all up and down Music Row.
They're three stories high, and there's just one after another.
And then they got all the good stuff.
It's Nashville downtown.
Oh, it's big, yeah.
I bet you can buy any of that stuff with 100 miles from where I live.
Oh my gosh.
They sell flip-flops around here.
No doubt.
Well, I knew you were going to be in for a show.
Still toe flip-flops.
Exactly.
I knew it was going to be totally different for you.
The whole thing was going to be a completely different experience for you.
So I knew that we had that going on as well.
And that's a tough situation to be in.
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Great group.
You're getting so good at reading them things.
Well, I'm reading all the time, Kat.
I mean, between this show and then the Saturday show, I'm reading until I can't see anymore.
As long as I have my lip balm and I have my eye drops, I'm good to go.
We've got to get you to do an audiobook rabbit scan sometime.
You'd be the best person to do it.
I'd love to do it.
Well, I've already told you I'll do it for you.
No problem at all.
But we just have to find the time, Kat.
I mean, we don't have time.
Imagine reading a novel.
I mean, you read an article, imagine reading a novel.
I mean, it'd probably take you weeks to do that.
It's going to take a while.
I already looked into it for us a couple of, I don't know, a year or two ago when you first brought up the idea, and I thought, oh my gosh, this is a big production.
But see, you keep coming up with all these other ideas, all of these events.
And so even though we have a ton on our plate, then all of a sudden you go, oh, let's do something else.
And then we have a lot more.
So I'm up for whatever.
We just have to find the time to plan for it and work together on it because I want to make sure that I don't disappoint, you know, especially the writer.
I certainly don't.
That ain't gonna happen.
So I'll tell you what we're going to talk about today.
I don't even know what you're going to talk about, but we're going to talk about how the Republicans screwed us again.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
They absolutely have.
They continue to.
All they ever do is disappoint.
I am not kidding you.
This whole thing with them.
And now they're fighting in the hallways.
Did you hear the story?
Yeah.
They're like little kids.
Oh, I mean, they're getting real upset over the whole thing, apparently.
So here's what happened.
You had Kevin McCarthy as a coward and a disgrace.
He shoved Representative Burchett in the hallways while being protected by a security detail.
Try that in a small town without security and see what happens.
So the Washington DCYRs, they condemned the actions of the failed speaker and proudly stand with Representative Tim Burchett.
And people are saying never seen anything like it.
And so Matt Gaetz, he got up there and he said McCarthy used to push around millions of dollars in lobbyist money.
Now he's reduced to pushing Tim Burchette in the back.
So there's a follow up to this story.
Apparently Matt Gaetz has now officially filed an ethics complaint against Kevin McCarthy after the former speaker assaulted Representative Tim Burchette today at the Capitol.
So, he was sucker punched and a clean shot to the kidney.
McCarthy is absolutely pathetic, so thankful that the Gates 8 stripped him of his power.
This guy's gotta go.
He knows the writing's on the wall, I think.
And the newspeaker ain't no better.
Nope.
I tried to tell everybody, remember, I said, I know the dude's praying and stuff, but let's see what he does.
He's up there giving a speech.
That's what Kevin McCarthy did, right?
So let's see what he does.
Okay, first bill, the most important thing to him was giving money to Israel.
He said it.
Yes.
So that was the most important thing.
Not the border, not all these poor people that can't afford anything in our country, not homeless vets, not our military.
Not anything for you people.
Not our roads and bridges that are crumbling.
Nope.
Israel.
And then the next order of business is Ukraine.
And then they try to dupe people.
Yeah, but look what we're doing.
We're putting in two bills.
We're still going to give a total of $110 billion.
But it's two bills, not one bill.
Need a miracle?
We're miracle workers.
And you're supposed to go, oh my God, this guy's so much better.
He puts things in two bills instead of one bill.
It's the most ridiculous thing ever.
I mean, that's why.
And people were really giving me a lot of grief, too, because I was using that Liberty score.
Hey, you know what?
It's their voting record, all right?
So either they can stand up for what they say that they're going to do.
The Liberty score is not going to lie.
It's not going to lie about how they voted.
And he ended up with a C. And then you have Jim Jordan, who got an A. And it's like, are you kidding?
You really want to compare the two?
Who do you want up there working for you?
I mean, it's a no-brainer.
And yet, they went ahead.
This was the compromise.
I mean, are we just supposed to compromise with somebody that's not going to do the very best job?
Just to, you know, not upset the apple cart of the establishment?
I don't know, but I think this whole country has had about enough of both parties.
They really have.
Both of them?
Yeah.
I mean, well...
I won't get in trouble again because I speak third party.
Third party's a vote for the Democrats.
If you say that forever, then nothing ever changes.
But how does Trump stay in the Republican Party?
They hate him.
They'll cheat so he don't win.
Once he's the nominee, which he's going to be, they'll cheat.
They'll join the Democrats and cheat with them to make sure he doesn't win.
I mean, at what point does he go, screw you, screw you, Rona McFacelift.
Yeah, screw you.
Y'all giving me nothing but grief.
You stab me in the back.
I'm going to be an independent.
Then you'll have him independent, him independent.
You'll have a RFK Jr.
independent running, and then you'll have a Democrat, and then you'll have a Republican.
If you don't think with those three people in, Trump couldn't squeeze in there and win, you're crazy.
Well, here's the other thing.
Four people like that, it can win!
Well, and here's the other thing.
See, these people are real smart the way they craft this game.
So the way I see it, it's kind of like when President Trump won and they never thought he would.
They had already lined up for, in their mind, in their thinking, and what they were paying for in all of these donor contributions, they had already set the stage for The Democrats to have Hillary Clinton as president and for the Republicans to take the House and the Senate.
So when you had Donald Trump, all of a sudden, when all three, you had a trifecta, they said, hey, we don't care if we lose.
We don't care.
We're going to make sure that we even out this scale.
We can't let him have this much power.
And I see them doing the exact same thing here.
Okay, so they have no choice.
He's going to be the nominee because he's just completely way ahead of everybody else.
But what they're going to do is they're going to try to stack the deck so that we lose the House, so we lose the Senate.
I would not be surprised at all.
This is how Washington D. Sleaze operates.
It's always been that way.
It always will be.
And this is how they do it.
They trade off.
We'll give you this, you give us that.
I don't care anything about voting for anybody in the Republican Party besides Trump.
I don't care anymore.
I'm the same way.
It's like, man, people were so mad yesterday.
And I told you, it's like six months ago, I detached myself emotionally from Republicans.
Because if you just go ahead and tell yourself, I'm detaching myself from both parties, I'm not going to be emotionally, then you're not going to be emotionally drained or pissed off when the Republicans stab you in the back.
Just so you know, Okay, they're going to be in there another year.
This house is going to be in there another year and two months.
And in them year and two months, every single time, they're going to screw you.
So they're never going to do anything that they promise.
Every single thing, they're going to go with the Democrats.
They're going to fold like cheap tents on the debt ceiling.
They're going to fold like cheap tents on funding for Ukraine.
They're going to fund Ukraine.
They're going to fund Israel.
They're not going to do anything about the border.
They're going to do everything against the border.
They're going to fold to the Democrats every time.
They're going to do nothing they say they're doing.
So just don't let them fool you.
They're liars.
They're pathetic.
They got leaders like McDaniels that everybody hates.
And the Bushies are holding on.
All the Bushies and the Bushy wannabes and the Bushies coming up, they're sitting there holding on by a thread.
And they're not going to let anybody in.
They're like, we're holding on to our power no matter what.
And they don't even have a base anymore.
You want to know why you didn't win a landslide?
Because we don't give a damn about voting for you anymore.
You're right.
I've said it before.
It's not the independents.
I'm not saying you don't have to have independent votes, but how you win an election is you turn out your base so strong that they bring their uncles for the first time to vote.
They bring their grandmothers and their grandfathers for the first time to vote.
You grow your base so strong that they add plus 10 And then you'll have to appeal to just a little bit of people over here and over here and over here.
And then you win.
You have to pull out your base.
You can't win without your base.
You can grow your base so huge that you don't need independence.
I'm telling you.
Don't doubt me on this.
You can do it.
But there is nobody.
That draws people in.
That has the magic.
But Donald Trump, there's nobody.
To name one person in the Republican field or anybody on the Democrat side.
And they're like, well, you know, we heard this statement about DeSantis for months.
Well, he can win the independents.
He can win the election.
And, you know, and then, okay.
Okay, when you wait till he, man.
And they actually thought when he announced everybody was going to dump Trump and go to him because he did it in Florida.
But he would have done good, but he went against Trump.
And you ain't going to beat Trump.
You ain't going to out-Trump Trump.
Not even close.
And now he has completely ruined himself.
I mean, I don't even consider him for a dog catcher anymore, especially with the way his online groupies have been carrying on.
I'm so sick of them.
I really am.
Do you see that Jenny Ellis?
Wasn't that awful?
So behind the scenes, when they indicted everybody, me and you talked, right when they indicted everybody, and we were actually going over the list together.
I don't know if you remember this.
So I was reading.
We were kind of reading.
I said, God, look who got indicted, died, died, died.
And I got to Jenny Ellis.
I said, she's going to flip.
Yep.
That's the first thing out of my mouth.
And I didn't want to say anything until it happened because, you know, I don't want to run somebody down unless they do it.
Oh, my God.
I told you privately, I said, she's going to flip that one right there in five seconds flat.
You did.
You said that's the one.
I told a lot of people behind the scenes that, people that, like, are close to the Trump camp, I said...
I mean, took in $200,000 from everybody, and we all warned you, don't pay, don't buy that.
And then they took the money and then flipped.
It has just been one disappointment after another with these rhinos.
I wasn't disappointed because I knew what was going on.
Well, I think, you know, in the beginning, see, they were all talking such a big game.
I mean, you had this whole thing going on after a stolen election, and I'm loving that Laura Loomer is bringing the receipts because here she is.
She's dug into her history here.
And she goes, in the video below, professional grifter and con artist Jenna Ellis, who deserves to be locked up for committing perjury, lied and said Dan Scavino told her President Trump wouldn't be leaving the White House under any circumstances.
She said this on December 19, 2020, at the White House Christmas Party.
Then she said this is when she realized there was no validity to Trump's claim that the election was stolen.
But according to her own tweet archives nine days after this alleged conversation with Scamino, you had Ellis who tweeted, President Trump should never concede the election on December 28, 2020.
This is proof that Jenna Ellis lied and committed perjury when she gave her sworn testimony on video under oath in Fulton County, Georgia.
This is evidence she's trying to frame Dan Scavino and Trump.
Lock up Jenna Ellis for perjury.
So here it is.
You've even got the post.
I knew it.
The day I read the list, I was reading it to you, and as soon as I got through her name, I said, she's going to flip.
No doubt in my mind.
No doubt.
Yep.
Exactly.
And you know, she was the first one to do one of those when she was laughing about getting a mugshot and then she changed her avatar.
She wasn't taking it seriously.
She was having a great time with the whole thing, which leads you to wonder.
She had probably already struck a deal prior to all of that.
I was friends with her.
You went on her show.
I was on her show.
I was friends with her.
Of course, this is when I just first started.
I take everybody I meet at face value.
I give them a chance.
But man, it didn't take me long.
When all this new stuff started happening, I figured things out.
I say we're friends, but I've never met her in person or anything.
I've been on her show.
I started seeing the signs after that.
There's a lot of people I meet like that.
They're great at first, and they're like, Yep, something ain't right.
Yeah, something ain't right, all right.
But, you know, that Laura Loomer, man, and there's a lot of people who hate Laura Loomer and think she's crazy.
I don't think she's crazy at all.
You know what I think she does?
I think she's honest as hell, and I think she outworks everybody.
I mean, look at the stuff she finds out, man.
You don't want her on your ass.
You got it.
I told some people at Turdstock, I said, there's three people you don't want on your ass.
You don't want the Cat Turret Army.
You don't want the Dilly Mean Team.
You don't want Laura Loomer.
Them three things you don't want on your ass.
Well, it's true.
It's absolutely true.
But see, understand who you just pointed out.
You've pointed out people that have been and who have remained consistent.
I mean, it wasn't even a question of who I was going to vote for.
I've never gotten off the Trump train.
We've never wavered.
Ever.
Didn't even give it a second thought.
We knew exactly who needed to pick up the reins.
And it was Trump.
And I supported, you know, so I supported Trump.
I mean, DeSantis, hardcore in the governor.
And I still would today if it was the same thing.
And he was running against a governor who's hot against the biggest joke in Florida history, Chris.
Oh, I can't think of his name now.
Charlie Crisp.
Oh, Crispy Crisp.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'd still vote for him today.
I'd still campaign for him for governor.
Today over that guy, because I don't want that guy's Gavin Newsom.
It's hard for me to walk a tightrope, because I tell people, if you damage him beyond repair, and just keep damaging him after the primary's over, Then I don't want to end up with a, I don't want to damage, you know, we've got a real red state here and I don't want that damaged.
But I don't want him, I don't, I want, I don't want it, you know, I want him out the primary.
Look, all this is going to work itself out in the next four months because everybody's going to be out after Trump wins the first 25 states.
Exactly.
And that's going to happen.
So all that's watering the bridge.
And I don't even get into it much anymore because it's over.
And, you know, their online team just sounds like the Lincoln Project are liberals now.
You know, they're hoping he's getting arrested.
So let me tell you, let me give you all a hint about something.
Trump got arrested.
They illegally got him off the ballot on some of these bogus charges.
And you think DeSantis is going to step up there and we're not going to write in Trump?
And not support Trump, you're crazy.
Trump's going to be so popular, if they try to put that guy in jail, he's going to become a legend.
He already is.
Everybody is talking about him.
I mean, this dude's going to become a martyr.
That's right.
And they don't get that.
And I'll go back, you can't win it without your base.
What's he polling at now?
10 to 13 percent?
Yeah.
Right now, 10-13% of the base wants DeSantis to be president.
You can't go up there and win without your base.
If you think you're going to go up there with 13% of the base and the front runner, and if you're not fighting against this tyranny, Well, I mean, think about what the Democrats did.
If you want to talk about a perfect example, look at what they did with Bernie Sanders.
You had all of these Bernie Bros, right?
I know a lot of them.
And they were all in for Bernie Sanders, like him or not, it didn't matter.
And he was able to really, you know, rise to the top.
I mean, he was beating Hillary Clinton.
And they kept him down with just donations from his base.
And then what happens?
All of a sudden, they give it to Hillary Clinton, and they really thought that the Bernie bros were going to show up.
Absolutely not, they didn't.
A lot of those Bernie bros went out in spite and voted for President Trump because they said, I'm anybody but Hillary.
They'd been fighting Hillary and they'd made up their minds they did not want Hillary, never Hillary.
They wanted Bernie.
And so they said, all right, I'm either going to stay home and not vote or I'm going to vote for Trump just to do it.
And that's exactly what they did.
And so, they assume that when we're not given a choice, that we're going to actually just vote for whoever it is.
Vote red, because, you know, or America's dead.
Sorry, we're not falling for that anymore.
We're not going to be stabbed in the back of the eye.
For you to do a lot.
Right.
You know, why don't we vote Republican?
You can't even, they've got a border wide open, you can't even vote to impeach Mariacus.
Gosh, that is just the most ridiculous thing.
In fact, you can rest your voice because I got a little thread here and I'll tell everybody what they can do about all of this.
All right, so, and that's what we named the show.
Is 8 Rhinos Protect Mayorkas.
Exactly.
So here you go.
You've got the eight Republicans who voted against Biden's impeachment, as well as the 11 Republicans who couldn't bother to vote.
You will be surprised at some of these names, but it is very important that you identify them and challenge them about putting their stamp of approval on the Biden border crisis with the decision not to impeach failed DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.
Ken Buck.
His office telephone number, all of you warriors out there, is 202-225-4676.
Let him know how you feel about that.
Make sure you don't use violence or anything like that or else you'll get a tippy tap on your door from somebody that you aren't expecting.
The next one is Representative Daryl Iza.
His telephone number is 202-225-5672.
You can give him a ring.
Then, of course, you've got Tom McClintock and his telephone number is 202-225-2511.
Bet he loves to hear from his constituents.
Then you have got Patrick Henry.
Remember him?
Yeah, he was the stand-in.
Kevin's best man, mainly.
His telephone number is 202-225-2576.
You can tell him all about it.
Then you have got Representative Duarte, California 13.
His telephone number is 202-225-1947.
Sure, he wants to hear from you too.
And then you've got Virginia Fox.
Her telephone number, 202-225-2071.
You can let her know what you think.
Then you have Representative Bentz.
Telephone number 202-225-6730.
And then you have Mike Turner.
He was the last of yes votes for sending the impeachment resolution back.
His office telephone number is 202-225-6465.
But we're not done yet.
There's also 11 Republicans who might as well have voted with the Democrats to do nothing to All right, about all of this, because they didn't even show up.
I mean, this is the whole thing.
They might as well have voted with the Democrats to do nothing about the Biden border crisis or basic accountability to the American people.
And here you go.
These are people that you know very well.
Representative Dan Crenshaw.
He's another one.
You shouldn't be surprised.
Eyepatch McCain.
Eyepatch McCain, exactly.
And, you know, the same telephone prefix is 202-225-6565.
If you're a Texan, you should give him a piece of your mind about his inaction on the border crisis, especially a Texan.
Then you've got Representative Jim Banks, same prefix, but it's 4436.
Then you've got Vern Buchanan, same prefix, 5015.
Wait, his name's Vern?
Mm-hmm.
B-B-R-N? Burn Buchanan.
Oh, burn.
Okay.
Burn.
Yeah, not burn.
Well, he burned us anyway.
He burned us.
Exactly.
He should be called burn.
Burned us.
Big time.
So then you've got the rabble of no-shows.
You have Representative Larry Bukeshawn, and his telephone number is 4636 with the exact same prefix.
Then you've got Representative Ezel, and the last digits are 5772.
It's just amazing.
Then you've got Representative Pat Fallon, and the last four are 6673.
Also, here you go, from Texas.
He knows all about the border crisis firsthand.
And ask him what he's planning on doing about it.
Then you've got a no vote.
You've got Representative Nancy Mace.
And her telephone number is the 225 area code 202.
So they always have a reason.
They're good on some votes.
And they always have a mud principle.
Mud principles.
Love principles.
So they're good on some votes, but they cannot get together, these people.
They've got a slim majority.
The Democrats could vote.
You could have a bill tomorrow that skies purple, and the Democrats will vote all for it.
Anything.
I mean, I don't care what the vote is.
They could do a vote that, you know, it's illegal to eat chicken.
And all of them will vote for it.
All of them.
The Republicans never can get a vote through, ever, because they got all these people who pretend like they're super-duper principled people while the country's draining.
They're up there yelling my principles.
Right.
Well I mean, here's the problem.
Are they acting as if we don't have a problem on our border?
Because we do.
We absolutely do.
Look at New York.
Look at California.
Look what is happening all across the country.
Look at these midnight flights.
Look at where they are putting these people.
Look at what's happening as a result with these open borders.
You've got fentanyl that's coming in.
You've got human trafficking that's coming in.
You've got people that are dying as a result.
I mean, cartel activity going on.
I mean, it's as bad as it's ever been under Biden.
And they're going to let this clown stay in office?
Really?
And that's why it is so important, whether you're walking your dog or just hanging out cooking, you can call these telephone numbers and just leave them a message.
You were able to do almost the impossible, and that is get rid of Kevin McCarthy.
You want to repeat performance, all of that?
You start putting pressure on these clowns and they will cave.
They are terrified about hearing from you.
They absolutely are, and they should.
You need to hold them accountable.
You have been successful so many times.
Be successful again.
So her telephone number, Nancy Mace, is 225-3176.
You can ask her about it.
Representative Alex Mooney, same prefixes, but the last four digits are 2711.
Then you've got Representative Greg Pence.
And the last four digits are 3021.
Then you have got Floridian Representative Maria Salazar, and the last four digits are 3931.
And then, of course, you've got Representative R. Williams, and the last four digits are 9896.
So here they are, all of them.
They're not even using, they're not doing anything on the border for we the people, not even considering it.
That is just unbelievable.
They're not going to.
They're not going to do anything.
You have to divorce yourself from these parties.
I had to force myself to do it because my whole life I'm sitting there fighting for the Republican Party because at least they're not the damn commies, Democrats.
But you have to, at this point, divorce yourself from it.
I mean, we've got a country to save, but both parties are destroying the country.
It's not just one.
If you have some people that are just partying, look at the people in your party that just party, party first, party first, party Republican, Republican, Republican, and I'll show you a Bushy, a warmonger Bushy.
I'll show you Liz Cheney.
It's just, you can't do that anymore.
We're too far gone.
And I mean, you can save your breath talking to me about not starting a third party.
I wish there were six parties.
I do too.
I mean, my God, you have a choice between Satan and a demon.
Which one are you going to get?
You want to be stabbed in the back or stabbed in the eye?
You're going to get stabbed regardless.
Either way, you're going straight to hell.
Exactly.
Either way, you're going straight to hell.
I mean, think about this.
I mean, this is what's going on here.
The Biden's migrant crisis, it will cost taxpayers $451 billion a year.
Staggering Republican report lays out how much is spent on healthcare and accommodation as they target Mayorkas for impeachment.
Migrants are straining healthcare, education, and law enforcement.
Homeland Security, you have Chief Alejandro Mayorkas.
He's facing impeachment, or did, until you had these Republicans come in and save him.
It's the exact same thing.
They're doing all of that.
I mean, you've got, I mean, when you start looking at the Speaker, and then we're going to move over to our other channel because this is our extra day, but when you just look at what's happening here, Santa Claus comes early for the swamp.
McConnell, Schumer, publicly back the Speaker, Johnson's.
His government funding plan.
When you've got these two agreeing with the new Speaker, we're in real trouble.
I don't know about you, but that's exactly what I see.
I see the writing on the wall.
So even though the House is under new management, it's operating under business as usual as it prepares to pass a continuing resolution, CR, that once again extends spending levels and policies pushed through by then Speaker Nancy Piclosi in last December's lame duck session.
All right, with that, if you have not joined our Locals channel, I hope you will do so.
We're going to go over and have another after party.
Just one last thing.
Yeah.
One last thing.
I just want to tell everybody, divorce your feelings and yourself from these parties.
Yes.
Divorce your emotions.
Divorce it.
We have a country to save.
And to save it, it's not going to go through either one of those parties anymore.
You got that right.
As soon as they treat it.
We got to figure out how to do it.
But just divorce yourself emotionally or you're going to be disappointed all year round.
It's actually a weight off the shoulder.
When they treated the January Sixers the way they did, I said, I'm not going to be part of any party that's going to not do anything for Americans that were exercising their freedoms, their liberties, and then for them to be completely ignored and left to rot.
And Owen Schroyer and all of those people are still there living in a horrible situation.
And you know what?
These people are not going to change it.
They're just trying to ignore it.
And I'm sick of it.
This speaker also owes us that footage as well.
And we haven't seen it.
We have not seen it.
Like I say, just don't be emotional about it, but he ain't gonna release it.
That's just another lie.
They just lie and lie and then they run the statute of limitations out until there is no more.
All right.
Well, we hope to see you over on our channel.
I just want to thank 3-Hour Tour.
Can't wait for the next turd stock.
Thank you, Jules and Cat Turd.
And I do have lists of people who have donated.
I just have not had time to put them together.
So expect it this week.
I'm going to try to have everything put together, including that for also turd stock, so I can give everybody a shout out and a big thank you because you all have been amazing supporting us.
So I hope to see you over on our channel.
You be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you tomorrow at 3 if you don't join us now.
See you in a minute.
We made it.
We made it.
Wow.
You know the long show's going to come around right when you lose your boys.
Of course.
Oh my gosh.
Every single time.
I knew it was going to happen to you today.
And I know that you wanted to talk to the littermates in here that support us.
It's one of those things.
But it has been such a whirlwind for both of us.
It's unlike anything, and I think they really want to know how you're doing, Kat.
I mean, now that you're with your friends and everybody, I mean, are you just, are you absorbing it all?
I know you're the first one to give advice.
Like, you were the first person to talk about Oliver Anthony, but has it really sunk in what's happening right now?
Oh, it's awesome.
I mean, it's crazy.
I mean, it really changed everything when I revealed myself.
I knew it would.
I didn't know how I'd feel about it until I did it, and it was a little bit nerve-wracking.
It's crazy.
I just don't want to hide no more.
It was weighing on you for a long time.
Like you would say, you know we're living a lie, don't you?
And I'm like, I wouldn't go that far.
I mean, you basically described every single aspect of your life.
You've debunked whatever it is that people were saying about you.
If they really want to have a face to the name, okay.
But I didn't want you to feel bad.
And it was like you did because you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.
Quite the opposite.
Yeah, I mean, I never liked, I mean, you know, I'm old now, but I've never been ashamed of who I am or what I look like or anything like that.
But everybody, you know, nobody had no clue what I looked at.
A lot of people, they knew all the photos were fake.
They didn't know what to expect.
They didn't.
I didn't.
I mean, we had never met.
People don't know that.
A lot of people don't recognize that.
They asked me.
That's the one.
I must have answered that question or anything at Turdstock.
It was, have you ever met?
Do you know what she looks like?
What does Jules look like?
What does Jules look like?
That's all I've got.
Isn't that the funniest thing?
I would tell them even if I knew, but I don't know why it doesn't bother me, but I mean, we'll meet at some point here soon.
I know we will.
Inevitable.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
There's no question about it.
It will definitely happen, but, you know, we...
Come to Church Talk.
Well, we'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens.
It was really funny because when I tell the story and I was telling the sound guy, Geo, about it, and I said, oh, you know, we're all anonymous over here because I had an IT guy.
He's working with them to make sure that the stream was real, you know, great and everything.
And I said, this is an IT guy.
And he goes, does he have a name?
And I said, no.
Nobody has names.
I said, oh, you don't know?
And he said, no.
And I said, we're all anonymous.
I mean, Cat is actually coming out for the first time.
He goes, wait a minute.
You've never met him?
We're at Reservoir Dogs.
Have you ever seen the movie?
You know I'm a movie reference guy.
Yes, you have.
Mr.
Orange, Mr.
Brown, Mr.
Blue.
They did a crime.
They didn't know each other's names, so they'd never be able to identify if it went by.
So there was Mr.
Orange, Mr.
White, Mr.
Yellow, Mr.
Blue.
It's so true.
But we're in dangerous times right now.
I mean, we really are.
When you look at the attacks that have been put on all of us, I mean, you were just swatted so you get it.
It just improves the argument for why would you want to change your life as you know it?
Because they're going to go after you.
I don't wear red.
I love the color red.
But I don't wear a red baseball cap because I know that it could be misconstrued.
I know that.
And I don't want to be hit over the head.
I really don't.
I have two little puppies here.
I don't wear baseball caps.
I don't have to worry about them no matter what color it is.
Well, you know, when you're working out, you know, it's like the sun.
The reason I don't wear baseball caps is simple.
I'm bald, and this is Florida, and I don't want to take it off later and have this white ring.
Let a farmer's stand just beat the band.
Yeah, a farmer's chrome dome.
So it's real simple, you know.
If you're going to wear a hat, so...
The cowboy hat I loved, but I wear hats kind of like that all the time in Florida because I wear straw hats that are shaped kind of like cowboy hats all the time.
Working around the farm, either you want to get some sun on your head for the first 30 minutes and then you got to go with a straw, old man straw hat.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, this was such a big leap.
It was such a leap.
It was such a different scene for you than what you're used to.
And so I, you know, at first I was like, okay, he's ready for this.
And then the more I was talking to you, I was like, I don't know if he's really ready for this.
He is going to leave flip-flops behind.
Yeah.
He can't go in there in flip-flops.
I mean, he could.
You could, technically.
But I didn't think that that's what you wanted if you were going to come out for the first time.
And so I really did.
I sat down that night and I started thinking to myself, okay, so what have we got here?
And what is it that we need to do?
How do we need to approach this?
And how do I approach it gently?
Like, just plant some seeds like I like to do.
And see what you do from there.
Stop dressing like Fetterman and get your ass up there and buy some clothes.
That's what I would say.
What are you, Fetterman?
Fetter turd?
I was trying to be so careful.
What's funny is I really don't dress like a bum.
I just always, like, say I do.
But, you know, of course, when I'm at home or I'm working around the farm, I wear overalls, folks.
I wear, like, Carhartt overalls, bibs.
So when I'm working on the farm, I wear bibs, work boots or rubber boots if it's raining.
And I've spent my life on the road working in construction.
I wore bibs and hard hats, sunglasses my whole life.