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War In Middle East Heats Up - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 432 - 10/13/2023
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Today is Friday, October 13th, 2023, episode number 432.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
Almost a 10 million dollar man, I hear.
I know.
I'm rich.
I'm quitting the show.
I'm quitting Twitter.
I'm going to the Bahamas.
I'll see everybody later.
Well, don't forget about all of us little people out here.
I already forgot about everybody.
All little people already forgot about you.
Oh, no.
So here you are at 9.95 million, and this is what they're claiming you're worth.
Good to know you, sir.
Yeah, it's so funny because, you know, everybody does that probably.
I know you probably do too, but you're just like, you're scrolling through this.
You know, I wonder how much this person's worth.
So you just Google blah, blah, blah, net worth.
Have you ever done that?
Just to see, like, Taylor Swift network, see how rich she is.
So I was like, I'm going to see if my name even pops up because I doubt it did.
And so I put it in and first thing, you know, right there.
9.95 million dollars.
My goodness.
And that's not a small sum.
I mean, when you start thinking about what 9.95 can get you.
I'm not a millionaire even close.
It's so ridiculous.
Please continue donating to the show.
I know.
Nobody's donating to the show now.
It's worth 10 million dollars.
Oh, so ridiculous.
I'm like, now I'll never believe any of these again.
Isn't that fun that you made this list, though?
I mean, that's the thing about Cat Turd, is that you're all over the place.
So yes, you're showing up on... - That's our net worth 9.95 million. - Whoever is not. - Are they talking about monopoly money?
Is that pesos?
It's the size of your heart.
How's that?
Yes, that's the human you are.
No, but that's really interesting because when you start talking about the worth of a turd, okay, so they're valuing it at $10 million right there.
But I think that is just something else.
But you're making the list.
I mean, you know, that means not just the bad list, but that means every list.
So there you go.
The celebrity cat.
My goodness.
Just so everybody knows, I know that there were some serious, you know, some signal problems yesterday.
I've contacted Rumble about it, just so you know.
I see that I've got a red light.
But there's nothing on our end that's causing that.
I do not know what's happening with the Rumble connection.
Just telling you, I did.
I absolutely did reach out to them and reported it.
But I don't know if it's something that they're going to be able to fix.
You may be better off just listening to the show after the show where it's just a recording.
Just FYI. Just letting you know.
I did hear all the comments and everything.
I don't know what it is.
It could have everything to do with what's going on in the world right now.
No clue, but it is definitely something happening.
I've never seen it like that.
Before we get started, I do want to tell everybody, I finally got a big shipment of bird turd.
Everybody's been emailing the hell out of me.
So I got both colors of bird turd beanies in.
Them things go.
I've never seen things sell like them things.
I think they are so cute.
They are absolutely adorable.
Everybody should get one.
You can help me push myself over 10 million if you order today.
You can push me right over 10 million network.
I only got 50,000 more.
Oh, Kat, I'm telling you, you're going to make all kinds of lists.
These are so cute, though.
These are the ones that he is referring to, and you can get them at ilovekatturd.com.
And here's one of them.
This one is in black, but then you also have it in gray as well, and it's just adorable.
Charcoal.
Charcoal, yeah.
So there you have it.
And so you can get yours today, and you can make him a $10 million man.
$10 million!
It was funny when I tweeted that today because people were making so many funny comments about it.
So you should just take that down to the Bentley dealer and start test driving Bentleys all day.
Say, yeah, I'm worth $10 million.
Here it is right here on Google.
Oh, wouldn't that be fun?
Yeah, because they do.
And tour all of these mansions, right?
Especially in L.A. and different places.
You can say, hey, okay, so check out my net worth.
Yeah, I'm here.
I deserve to be here.
Thank you very much.
Where's the champagne?
$7 million homes.
Oh my gosh.
Well, today's show is war in the Middle East heats up.
How many fronts and how many wars does Biden expect us to be in, honestly, and still survive as a country?
This is incredible.
It really is.
It's frightening to see what is going on here.
And our country, I'm really praying for it.
We're in a really bad situation, both spiritually, emotionally, physically, financially.
I'm praying for our country.
I'm praying for the world.
No leadership.
None.
A leadership who's hell-bent on destroying our country on purpose.
These are criminals.
I mean, everybody who's doing this open borders and letting our country be invaded, that's your number one job.
As an administration in charge, the executive branch, to protect your citizens.
And they're opening the border on purpose.
And this is coming to America, I'm just telling you.
Oh my goodness.
It might not happen today, it might not happen next year, but it might not happen this year, but it's going to happen, because there's no way you're going to let this mean people in.
You're not going to lay in a bunch of terrorist cells.
It's impossible.
Well, and that's exactly what's happening.
And I think that Tucker Carlson did an incredible job with his program yesterday, the latest clip of his show that he just released, and he discussed that it's criminal.
I mean, he point blank said, this is criminal.
It is criminal.
Yes, and people need to be held accountable for all of this.
What's happening to our country?
They're destroying it.
And when you start looking at what's happened with countries of the past, particularly Poland, I mean, you can see how they've turned things around, and there's a reason why they're turning things around.
They didn't let anybody in.
Right.
They certainly did not.
And they don't care if they call you names.
They're way past all of that.
Oh, they were all virtue signaling.
Who was the horrible German?
I can't think of her name.
The one in charge of Germany for years, who was just basically turning their country into a Muslim country.
And you just can't do it.
It's not going to work.
You know, it's funny that Europe survived Hitler, World War I, World War II, and all these things.
And white guilt's going to get them.
Going to destroy their country.
I know.
You cannot do it.
You cannot have these people that...
You have a culture in your society, and you cannot just like, hey, bring in 3 million people in 6 months that don't believe anything we believe and believe the exact opposite of everything we believe.
And just bring them in your country.
Especially, you've got to know these sides, like Germany, all these countries, they're like the size of Arizona.
They're not big like the United States in a landmass.
Gosh, it's just so upsetting to actually watch because they are destroying our country from within.
They're trying to divide the people.
They've made us sick with vaccines and everything else.
Food.
I mean, you heard about the whole Skittle ban and all that stuff.
I mean, this is what they have done, and they've done it on purpose.
Anybody that hasn't been paying attention, wake up now, please, and see exactly what's happening.
Where's the Skittle ban?
I didn't hear about that.
They really hate the fact that it's been claimed as being the Skittle ban situation over here in California.
That's what they've been calling it.
And, of course, New Scum doesn't like that because then it makes him look bad to his constituents.
But, yes, there are cancer-pausing ingredients in the Skittles.
It's the coloring and everything else.
I'll pull up the article for you so you can see it.
But they're all in a...
Absolutely.
Skittles are multicultural.
They're all different colors.
No.
They must be racist.
Well, they must be competing with M&Ms.
I mean, come on.
But there's a huge controversy here.
It's so ridiculous.
You can't buy Skittles, but if you do heroin, they'll give you free needles.
Oh, boy.
This is the problem.
Liberalism.
It's liberalism.
It's on its face.
So dumb.
I mean, Sonny Hostin of The View compared Hamas with the Proud Boys today.
Hamas.
Isn't that ridiculous?
It's so ridiculous.
The Proud Boys...
Name one thing they've done even...
I mean, there's three of them that got framed and railroaded, and one of them wasn't even there on January the 6th.
Compare January the 6th.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
When you look at real terrorism and then the United States fake terrorism, that they claims terrorism, which means they're not really fighting real terrorism.
That means we're wide open to attacks because they're not looking for it.
They're too busy trying to arrest grandma.
Well, this is part of the divide.
See, look, they're trying to compare people within our country and they're trying to identify them as Trump supporters, okay?
This is how terrified they are with Trump.
Anybody that's been following knows that this is all about the election that's coming up.
So they want to label anybody that goes for Trump as being the domestic terrorist.
They've been working on this for years.
They've been sitting on the fence wanting to get us into wars, but they wanted us to fight here amongst each other.
And now you're watching it play out in the universities.
They started with the whole Black Lives Matter, Antifa, all of this stuff.
I mean, these are the same playbooks they've used throughout history, and they have been incredibly successful in these efforts.
But at some point, people need to wake up and they need to recognize what's happening in their own cities.
For example, I'm leaving tomorrow after my show because I can't stay in the city.
I do not feel safe in the city on the weekend, especially with everything that's going on.
So I'm leaving where I live and I'm going elsewhere just so I'm not going to be in the thick of it because they are going to disrupt and I expect it fully to happen.
That's...
So you're getting ran out of your own city in the United States.
Yep.
Yep.
That's sad.
I mean, I'm going to go see friends, so I'm going to have a great time.
I'm going to turn it into a positive.
That's all you can do.
You know, enjoy yourself while you can.
Life, the miracle of life is amazing.
Hey, Jules is coming.
The designated driver.
We can all go get screwed up.
She'll drive us around from bar to bar.
You know me too well.
Because you don't drink.
I don't.
Designated Driver Jules is coming.
Oh my gosh.
I'm such a nurturer too.
So they're like, oh wow, you're here so I can finally relax.
And she'll babysit us.
She'll make sure we don't drink too much.
It is so true.
It's really funny.
You've got that right.
That's how it works with me and my piece.
It's handsome going with you.
Of course he doesn't go anywhere without me and I don't go anywhere without him.
We're just, oh my gosh, we're stuck together like glue.
He's my little buddy.
I just love my little doggie.
He's the sweetest thing that's ever happened.
I'm not kidding.
He's just wonderful.
So little.
He's tiny.
He really is.
He's not even four pounds.
He's a little toy poodle and he's just as cute as a button.
He's sweet as a anything.
But he's funny.
I mean, he's getting to where he disagrees with me a little bit on things, you know, whenever I'll say, drop it, whatever he picks up, because he's so low to the ground.
And he's started doing this, Kat.
I don't know if you're familiar with it, but he starts to sneeze to show that he disagrees with me.
So he does this little, like, no, Mom, this is mine.
I will not be reprimanded.
Yeah.
Yes, he sneezes when he disagrees.
But just real quick on the Skittles thing, it's Peeps too.
It's this particular flavoring, just so people are saying, no, California doesn't have a Skittles band, but Peeps might be in for a shakeup.
Well, I mean, it's not good for you anyway, but the thing about it is...
Who cares?
It's your choice.
That's the whole thing.
Freedom.
Yes, that's for you to decide.
So you've got all of these things, vegetable oil, potassium, bromate.
If I don't know what it is, I'm very particular about what I eat.
I don't eat it anyway.
But it's causing cancer and major health risks and everything else.
So all of a sudden you've got this new law food manufacturers will have until January 1st, 2027 to reformulate their products and eliminate these additives.
So they signed a statement emphasizing that many affected products have already been adjusted for sale in other countries.
It's a worldwide thing now.
You're the healthiest eater I've ever known in my life.
You won't even take aspirin or anything.
No, I take turmeric or cayenne pepper.
I really believe that.
I treat your body like a temple.
I treat mine like a Ferris wheel at Coney Island.
I mean, you would not like what I eat in a day.
But I eat to live.
I don't live to eat.
I'm not a foodie.
And I think it has a lot to do because of my background in tennis and everything.
I mean, it was all for energy.
So that's kind of what's ingrained in my system.
Anyway, no, I see your cornbread and your fried chicken and all that stuff and believe me, you get my attention every time I see it because I know what that stuff tastes like and it's wonderful.
I can only imagine what it would taste like in your kitchen though too.
You've got an iron skillet that you use for that cornbread.
That's the way to do it.
I've got so many dishes and iron skillets.
Good lord.
I know.
That stuff's heavy, too.
I mean, it really is.
That's the problem.
I've had this stuff so long that some of these big, giant iron skillets I have that you cook stews in, I used to be able to lift them up and down easy, and it's just like, my god, I don't even want to cook in this pan anymore because it weighs 35 pounds.
I have to tug it around.
No, but it's been seasoned for years.
And it's just delicious.
And that's the thing about Southern food.
You know, I mean, those skillets that are handed down to you, they mean something in a lot of ways, years and years of recipes.
Kind of the same thing as sourdough bread, right?
The original strain is always the best, and you start pulling from that.
But yes, you've got The View.
They never disappoint.
And she goes on, Sunny Houston of The View, she goes, I think we all know Hamas has been designated a terror organization, just like many other terror organizations have this designation, like the Proud Boys here in the United States.
They're selling this thing.
Yeah, but that's their job.
How dumb would you have to be to watch The View?
I mean, it's the biggest form of, speaking of disinformation, everything they say is a lie.
And not only are they on the wrong side of everything, but they're clueless.
They're headline readers.
They have no idea.
They've never studied any issue deeply.
They just throw out whatever the most left crazy lunatic thing you could say is.
When they first started and had Barbara Walters on there, they used to be nothing like this, and they had actual conservatives with actual conservative views.
Now whoever they pretend is the conservative is just a left-wing nut.
Gosh, well, they're taking their orders from the White House, just like all of these other propaganda media pieces.
I mean, that's what they are.
That's who they are.
Speaking of dumb, did you see Paul Krugman's little tweet that he got so much backlash on?
No, what about it?
Yeah, so Paul Krugman, he's like this Nobel Prize winning economist.
He's the dumbest person on the planet.
He'd never write about anything.
Any prediction he makes never comes true.
He's an absolute moron, and people listen to him.
But he said he has this chart and it had this little scale going down.
Inflation is pretty much handled now.
The hardcore inflation is over.
Look at this chart.
It's under control now and bragging about how Biden did and all this.
But look what it excludes.
Look at the little top.
Oh, look at this.
Yeah, except you don't put food, energy, shelter, and transportation in there literally every time you spend 90% of your budget.
Look at this job.
Oh my gosh, what a joke.
Except for food, energy, shelter, and automobiles.
The roll inflation is over.
We won at very little cost.
Oh, that's just embarrassing.
How ridiculous is this person?
Well, I'm glad he got community noted for it.
Readers added context.
They thought people might want to know the exclusion of food, shelter, energy, and used cars is misleading.
All prices included in CPI shows year over inflation at 3.7% as of September 2023.
How ridiculous to put something out.
Yeah.
So what do you spend your money on?
Okay, food, energy, gas, all your air conditioning, whatever you use at your house, your home, your mortgage, rent, and then your vehicle.
There's literally the only thing left is like entertainment and clothes.
That's it.
My gosh.
I think the Republican Party, especially with the primaries right now, have gotten a crash course on what happens when candidates try to buy influencers and different things.
And you're seeing it play out, especially with certain campaigns.
They've hired a whole bunch of influencers.
They think they're going to be able to make their case that way.
It's completely backfired.
Well, that's exactly what's going on with the Biden regime.
You've got people like this that are simping, right?
I mean, this is exactly what this Paul Krugman does.
This is exactly what The View does.
And they are doing the bidding of the White House and for the Biden administration.
They are getting paid, most likely.
They are getting exclusive interviews.
They are, you know, being acknowledged and talked about, advertising, all of that.
They get rewarded, and everybody, the money, they're not like, okay, I'm an independent economist for the New York Times.
So they don't pay in there, you know, they don't pay, like, we're going to give you money to help us.
They don't do that.
When it comes to the awards, oh, look who gets, you won a Nobel Prize, look at that.
You won a New York City Statement of the Year Award.
Look at that.
Right.
That you can put on your resume.
Oh, you got a Simon& Schuster book deal for $12 million.
That's how they pay them.
It's one big, giant circle jerk.
Exactly what it is.
That's exactly what it is.
And it's so sad because that's exactly what's driving the narrative.
They're the ones that are doing it.
And that's why they are doing everything that they can to stop the other voices.
So podcasts like ours and others, that's why we've been under attack.
And also, social media.
My goodness, you all are just tearing it up out there.
I'm telling you, your voice matters.
And this race, no less.
I mean, especially with Kevin McCarthy.
Everything that's happened is because of you.
You have been using the tools at your disposal by calling all of your representatives, by tagging them on tweets and posts.
Let me tell you, they know who the littermates are.
You have definitely made a name for yourself.
And I'm so proud of you because you are changing the country and it's just, I know it's a lot of work, but we're in this together.
If we want to see an outcome, that is the way to do it.
And you all being engaged is helping out tremendously, more than you know.
I mean, look at all of these other programs.
They are failing in a huge way.
I mean, you are starting to see some of the biggies in cable news and no one's watching them anymore.
They're watching alternative platforms and podcasts where they can get the truth.
For example, you've got Far Left MSNBC. You've got this one.
They've lost 33% of their primetime audience during coverage of the Middle East conflict because nobody believes them anymore.
This is what they're panicking about.
They can get all of the awards and everything else, but if they don't have the audience...
That's all the left does.
They have a lot of money, and they award each other with awards.
That's what they do.
That's why where you live in Hollywood, every other week...
There's the Tonys and the Emmys and the Grammys and the American Music Awards and the MTV Music Awards.
I mean, you can't swing a cat without hitting the red carpet on some awards they're giving themselves.
And they give themselves awards.
And then they go to the correspondence dinner and they all give themselves awards.
And then they go to the Tonys and they give the theater people an award that are all left.
And if you want to get them awards, you have to play ball.
The more...
It's true.
The more likely you're going to get an award.
Well, it's really true.
And it's the whole thing.
The emperor has no clothes.
People expect for you to applaud them just because of the propaganda news, but they're waking up and they're going, okay, so no, that's not right.
Then you've got the White House that has been caught in so many different lies.
When you start talking about all of the lies, and they were shutting down the truth.
I mean, that's what we've seen for the last couple of years.
So now all of a sudden you've got, you know, what we thought were very credible outlets that are completely being debunked left and right.
They're even having to leave Twitter and other platforms as a result of all of their lies because they're like, oh my gosh, I don't want to get community noted.
And so you've had the AP, they left.
I mean, a lot of them are saying, we're just going to leave Twitter then.
Bye!
Yeah, so they want to label...
People are coming out and telling the truth.
And the one thing they can't have is anybody telling the truth gain an audience.
I can tell you that with us.
I can tell you that with Cat Turb.
So once you start gaining an audience, it's all good to be a 9.95 millionaire.
I know.
I just wish somebody would show me where I hid that damn money.
Well, they just want to keep people down.
They have certain favorites.
It works the exact same way in universities and at colleges, those that are going to some of these Ivy Leagues.
I mean, these are people that they are letting in.
This is on their preferred list, and they act accordingly.
They support the cause.
They do whatever it takes.
You know what?
Why it's taken us so long to build our accounts is because we're grassroots.
I mean, we're not going to change.
We're not going to buy bots.
We're not going to buy a bunch of followers.
If you like the show, you're going to listen to it.
If you don't, you're not.
It's not going to make a difference one way or the other.
What we try to do is show people the truth if we can find it.
I mean, sometimes it's really difficult to decipher.
You got these people come out of Harvard and yell, and I said it today, when I think of somebody that's yelling Harvard education, I think of a brainwashed dumbass with no common sense.
That's exactly what I think.
Because I love when they interview like freshmen at Harvard and I listen to them, I'm like, my God.
These people are dumb and swamp stones.
They are.
You can do what you want in your life, but you don't need any of this stuff anymore.
What is college for?
What is college for is so you can have a career and make money.
It is.
It's selfish to say, but it isn't to go in there and you're not going to be this great philosopher or anything.
Let's say you want to write books like I did.
And I made a lot of money on rabbit skin because I sold well over 30,000 copies now, and I did it myself without Amazon.
But if you want to do something like that, what good is it going to do to go to college?
Is it going to help you come up with a story that everybody finds interesting?
You don't need any of this.
It's not the psychopedias anymore that I had when I was a kid, and you're lucky.
You had to be rich almost to have a set of psychopedias.
And you'd have to, you know, look through everything in the pictures.
That's the only way you could actually study anything if he wasn't in school.
I didn't have computers.
There was no information.
But you live in this unbelievable world.
And you've already got an advantage if you're a go-getter.
And if you're not lazy and you can stay focused, you will have an advantage on all these people going to college to do keg stands and get woke.
And, you know, do flyers on the weekend of their calls and save the whales.
You'll be so much further ahead of these people.
All you have to do is be focused, be a hard worker, and you have to be relentless in how hard you work towards a project.
And if you want to be a millionaire by 25, you can do it.
You don't need that crap.
If you have a dream, you just have to work harder than the next guy.
And all them people, all they're going to learn is all this woke culture and pronouns and trans rights and all this stuff.
You'll be focusing on your dream, whatever your dream is, and you don't need it.
If you want to work for somebody and you want to go work for IBM, you're going to need a business degree or something.
But if you want to work for yourself and you have a dream, the dumbest thing you can do, in my opinion, is go to college.
It's a waste of time.
Well, that's really what it's turned into.
And when you see all of these different things and the way that they are brainwashing these students, they're indoctrinating them.
I'm looking at what's going on.
I don't have kids, but if I did, let me tell you something, that would not be the environment that I would want them in, especially right now.
With all that's happened.
But you're absolutely right.
I mean, college does serve a great purpose.
Certain ones are better than others.
But let me tell you what's happening with Harvard and some of the others.
It's bad news city.
In fact, this was really funny.
Somebody decided, and Harvard students are freaking out as a result of it.
But you've got a truck is driving around the school displaying names of students who allegedly signed a letter blaming Israel for Hamas terrorist attack.
And you've got Hamas Harvard.
The digital screen on the truck says Harvard's leading anti-Semites and named 34 students who claimed Israel was entirely responsible for the Hamas attacks.
The truck was launched by accuracy and media who said it's incredibly important to know who the hateful anti-Semites are in society.
And it's important for people to know that their actions have consequences.
So they're driving this around with their pictures, their names.
It's like, okay, look.
Good!
Accuracy in media.
Yeah, they're not doxing them.
They're just showing their names.
Names, not doxing.
They put their names on this list publicly.
They did this out themselves.
Nobody doxed them.
And here it is.
It says HarvardHatesJews.com.
So they are driving this truck around with all of the people that put their name and signed their name to that letter.
And now they're totally freaking out.
Not only that, you've got all of the CEOs, a lot of them, a whole bunch of them who are saying, hey, we don't support this.
We talked about this yesterday.
And they're not hiring them as a result.
And you've got a whole bunch of privileged people that are at Harvard.
So who knows if they'll be affected or not?
But, you know, I mean, a lot of them probably wanted to be interns at some of these prestigious places.
When the economy gets bad, it's the people with real jobs that keep their jobs.
All these mid-management and these corporations, and you got all these hires, and they got all these, like, VP of the designated orchestra division, and all of them.
They're the first to go because they don't really do anything.
But if you can actually do something, if you're a plumber, no matter how bad the economy gets...
A trade school.
If you want to make money or you have a dream and you don't care about money, all you have to do is work harder than the person next to you.
And I promise it will happen.
You have to have some smarts.
You just have to have drive.
And then when everybody's out doing keg stands and talking about wokeism and they're out there...
Picketing for transgender rights.
You're in your wherever, in your room, and you're concentrating.
I don't care if you want to be a famous country star, if you even want to do music, or you want to be the baddest-ass honky-tonk piano player of all time, whatever it is.
It's up to you to do it.
Some dope-smoking, bicycle-riding, weird commie professor with a weird beard ain't going to get you there, folks.
That's right.
And then you're going to get out of there and you owe $250,000 that you're never going to pay back.
And then you're going to be like these other kids, begging the government to pay for them.
But you can start small.
You can learn one little trade and start small, and by the time you're 25, have 17 trucks running around the town.
I mean, you can do anything, I'm just telling you, because of the computer age, because you have everything at your disposal.
There's nothing they teach you in college that you can't learn right there, just staring at that computer, and you just have to get on it.
And believe me, them people, they just want to get a grade and get out and say, here's my college degree, and that's it.
So they're going to work as little as possible, and they're like, oh my god, another test.
And they're all...
Guess what they're also learning?
The exact same things.
So if there's a class of 100, the professor's teaching them one theory, the exact same thing.
They're all just going to be...
And then year after year, all these people go to these classes, and you're learning the exact same thing.
So you're learning that one philosophy...
You want to be an individual, which is what America is all about, rugged individualism, then you make your own way.
You don't need to follow.
You don't need that professor to succeed.
He's the last person you need.
He's in your way.
Get the mindset that they do in this country.
But you can succeed.
If you're young and you want to do something, I'm just telling you.
You can do it.
I'm giving you a pep talk.
Go out and do it.
It's going to take time.
Don't expect success.
If you can succeed in 10 years, but when you're 38, 40 years old, And you're sitting back at your total success at midlife.
If you wanted to retire at 35, you could.
You're going to look at all these college people that got out of there and went to this organization and worked and they're bouncing around from Google to Twitter to this and fired.
I guarantee you.
And you're going to have your shit together and you're going to own your life because you're going to work for yourself.
Well, a lot of people got themselves into a real mess.
And this is why you've got Biden, who's trying to work on the whole student loan forgiveness, which it's not his job to do.
He's working on ways to continue this whole thing, because they have been indoctrinating kids.
And then you've got an open border.
So you've got people in here that are coming to this country with the promise of a cell phone and food, shelter, water, money, all of these different things that the government is going to provide.
And where's this money coming from?
The working class, the worker bees, the heart and the soul of this country.
They are giving it away to an absolute invasion.
Why?
Because people that are coming here are expecting all of these things just to fall into their lap.
Hey, that's what they're hearing.
They're making more than people that have been working and that have served our country in their retirement and everything else.
They're getting more.
That's another good idea.
You see how New York and we're winning with sending all these illegals to all these sanctuary cities.
We're winning that battle.
Whether the mayor comes out and changes his mind or whatever, it doesn't matter.
The people in the street are sick of it already.
But hey, the universities, they're all for it, aren't they?
I mean, every university, the presidents, the students, they're so for this.
So hey, why don't y'all give up a year of college?
And you can just pay your tuition, but you don't get to go.
And then there's hundreds of acres on every college campus and hundreds of thousands of square foot of buildings that all these people can come stay at and live there on your university.
You really want to help these illegals?
Pay their tuition for a year and put cots all through the colleges.
Every college.
Man, how many illegals could we house in every college in this country?
Boy...
You know, it's...
They never put their money where their mouth is, do they?
Well, they don't.
And they're not going to because, see, here's the thing.
This is organized protests, right?
And this is a distraction.
They need these students.
These students are their actual warriors.
Just like you've seen in history, this time and time again, they want this playing out in front of the public eye.
eye.
They want these and all of these issues being protested and all these things on all these college campuses.
And that's why I say, if I had kids right now, that would be the last place that they would be engaging in with all of this stuff and all this rhetoric.
Because it's on their cell phones.
They're getting texts.
They're being told, hey, you got to show up.
You want some extra credit?
Okay, well, why don't you just show up and you can protest.
We're going to stage a protest.
Just being there is all it takes for a visual such as this.
Okay, so here's the scene at Columbia University.
It's actually playing out at LSU right now here in California and around the country.
You've got New York City where the school has been overrun by pro-Palestine protesters.
Just a few days ago, of course, you had the Hamas terrorist who murdered innocent Israeli men, women and children.
In response to the barbaric attacks, college campuses have been overrun by pro-Palestine Hamas protests.
You've got colleges throughout the country have seen their students rally against Israel in response to the terror attacks.
When will the colleges take responsibility for years of indoctrinating and radicalizing for their students?
This is a piece by Colin Rugg, and you can check out this video.
Watch it.
So this is the visual that they want.
It's like anything else.
We saw it with George Floyd and all of that with Defund the Police.
We saw it here in Hollywood.
Let me tell you how many streets where I saw them practicing and taking all of these shots for the cameras so that it looked like it was a lot bigger than it was.
They have got a message to sell you.
They're doing it here.
They're doing it on our streets.
And they're selling it around the country, making you believe that there's, you know, a narrative other than what you believe genuinely within your soul.
When you saw what happened over the weekend, you cannot deny that was an absolute attack on Israel.
One hundred percent.
Women, children, all of them.
They had these people that were parachuting in and murdering, slaughtering people by the masses.
Yeah, I think it's over 2,000 now, isn't it?
I thought I heard today.
Oh boy, it's just climbing.
Yeah, so again, I've said this every day this week.
I'm going to say it one more time.
So in Gaza right now, They don't attack Israel in this terrorist attack, one of the worst terrorist attacks in history.
They don't do that next week.
All their water zone, their cable, their internet, electricity, and not one bomb's dropped.
So the actions of Hamas is what's causing this.
You can blame Israel all you want.
But the truth is, that's just 100% fact.
They don't go in there and do that terrorist attack.
None of this is happening.
And Hamas knew this was going to be the reaction.
And since they know this is going to be the reaction, they want to start a holy war.
They want it because they want Hezbollah and they want ISIS and they want Al-Qaeda and Al-Qaeda-K or whatever it was at one time.
Al-Qaeda-X, K, T, 5.
So they want all of them to join in in Iran and Iraq and they want everybody against Israel.
They're trying to start that.
They want this.
They knew they were going to get bombed after this and they don't care.
Boy, it's really...
And here we go.
I mean, we're going to be reliant, what, on somebody else's oil when we've got it beneath our feet?
We're not going to do anything about our energy?
So Qatar or Qatar, if they don't start bombing, we're going to shut down all oil, which during the Trump, just three years ago, wouldn't have mattered.
Say, go ahead, cut it off.
We don't care.
We've got our own.
We've got plenty.
Well, they're saying that Qatar is not threatened to create.
This is a community.
No, I'm going to read it just so we know what's up there.
Qatar is not threatened to create a global gas shortage.
This user frequently posts unverified or misleading news, blah, blah, blah.
But here's the thing.
You are putting, instead of having the power, this is the difference.
We have the power here at home.
We don't have to rely on anybody, okay?
That's why I decided I was going to figure out how to do the engineering of the show.
I had no experience in it, but you know what?
Somebody had to do it, and I'm like, okay, I can't rely on anybody.
I'm a total type A personality.
I have to do everything myself.
It's just the way I am.
Same thing here.
What, we're going to rely on somebody else instead of ourselves?
We're just going to give that power away?
Why?
Why would we do something like that in war?
They have one commodity.
I'm not saying just one, but one real commodity.
They don't have oil and gas in the Middle East.
Then they don't even have a, I mean, do they even have any kind of modern society now?
Because, well, I mean, it's desert.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
They're not exactly growing corn over there.
I know.
You know, it's basically, they're rich as hell from gassing on.
They're not scared to drill the shit out of it.
I mean, my God, there's one in little drill things going on every five feet over there.
And they're not scared to go get it, but we are.
We go get it when there's a Republican president.
And then Exxon and all these people, they don't want to drill for it real hot and heavy because they know as soon as a Democrat gets in, they're going to shut them down.
And you can't operate a business like that, never knowing when they're going to shut you down, when they're going to regulate you, when you can't make any money.
And it's ridiculous.
And we have more oil and natural gas in everything than Saudi Arabia, by far.
It's not even, I mean, the Middle East.
We blow them away in natural resources.
It's not even close.
We could be a rich country again.
We've got everything here.
Why do you think we're so desirable?
We've got it all.
We really do.
Some of the most brilliant minds in the world, okay?
We've got everything we need at our disposal, and yet we're going to hand this over.
You have liberals.
As long as we have this Democrat Party and liberalism, all of our cities are going to keep decaying.
And I mean, I don't know how much longer we're even going to be free or have a country at some point.
It's frightening that we're there.
Because liberalism, it's the cancer that grows within our country.
It's liberalism and leftism, and it destroys everything it touches.
Any place that Democrats get in full power for 20 years, it's going to be a piece of crap shithole, and everybody knows it.
Well, that's because they've been selling out our country.
Okay, so we're buying all this stuff that we actually have handily available here to all these other countries.
Who do you think is getting a kickback?
Those people in charge, they are the ones that are actually doing better than anybody else.
And there's a reason.
Because they're selling us out.
Oh, we'll turn off this so we don't buy from our own supply.
We don't use our own supply.
We'll just go all the way to this third world country somewhere and somehow and figure out how to bring theirs in.
Why?
Because they're depleting us.
They are making us dependent on others.
And they're getting a kickback in return.
We're watching this in real time.
Well, David Sachs is talking about it, too.
He says Hamas perpetrated an atrocity on Israel.
Israel has the right to defend itself.
And yet it's becoming increasingly obvious that Israel's actions in Gaza are backfiring horribly.
I wouldn't say that they are backfiring horribly.
It's just that now, all of a sudden, you've got a call around the world for all of these protesters to come in and to start unifying, and that's exactly what they're doing.
So you've got these protests that are going on all around the world.
Check it out.
It's not backfiring.
It's not backfiring.
I mean, this is what you have.
Look, it doesn't matter.
If Israel went in there with four BB guns, that would have still happened.
I agree.
It happens every time Israel goes.
So, it doesn't matter.
Because they're all going to go against Israel just as soon as they go into Gaza or as soon as they go into anything.
But, hey, you know, Israel's a formidable force, man.
Militarily.
Absolutely.
They've been defending themselves for a long time.
You mess with them at your own risk.
They've tried everything.
They've tried giving land.
They've tried everything.
But the problem is, the people, I mean, listen to Mas, listen to Hezbollah.
We're not going to be happy until every Jew is killed in Israel and they're wiped off the mouth.
And Christians, too.
That's all they ever say.
That's all they ever say.
The terrorist groups.
That's right.
I'm not talking about Muslims and stuff like that when I say that.
I'm just talking about the terrorist groups.
So, what do they say in Iran all the time?
The leaders of Iran.
All they talk about.
Is wiping Israel off the map.
That's it.
That's literally all they ever talk about.
Year after year after year after year.
So they're like, goal in life.
So when you have a target on your back like this, you have to be aggressive.
And I'm going to tell you something.
They're going to go into Gaza and they're going to occupy Gaza for most of your life.
They're never going to let that happen again.
So it's coming.
I'm just telling you.
They're going to go in there and they're going to be there for years.
Isn't this wild?
This is the first time.
Well, it's true.
And really, you see how quiet it is over there in Ukraine and Russia, which is all we've been hearing about up until now.
Now, all of a sudden, you've got North Korea that is supplying Russia with weapons and all of this stuff.
The chessboard is changing in a fast and furious way.
And that's why people keep saying, are we headed to World War III? This chessboard.
Probably.
When you have a weak leadership, this happens.
I'm almost 60 years old, and I'm telling you, and I don't know why I follow politics most of my life, because it is a pain in the ass to do it.
But anytime you've got a real weak president, the world catches on fire.
I mean, Jimmy Carter?
That's right.
My God.
They just took hostages, American hostages.
They didn't care.
They knew they were going to do nothing about it.
And they know we're weak right now with Biden.
Are you kidding?
And they know that the American people are completely divided in and amongst themselves and each other.
This is what they are relying on.
And then you've got people like this.
Antony Blinken, who is blaming Trump for Biden's $6 billion gift to Iran.
I mean, they don't care if they're putting out fake news or not.
They don't care.
They have a message to sell, just like you saw with the Russia, Russia, Russia thing all of those years.
All right, same idea.
So on Thursday, he blamed Trump for Joe Biden's $6 billion gift to Iran.
The Hamas attack against Israel comes just weeks after Biden released $6 billion in funding to them.
The Biden administration has issued a waiver for banks to transfer $6 billion in frozen Iranian oil funds.
Without fear of U.S. sanctions, a key step in securing the release of five American citizens detained in Iran, people familiar with the matter said that part of this arrangement the administration will release Five Iranian citizens detained in the United States.
The thing about it is President Trump was getting our hostages back without money being spent.
They have set a whole new precedent here as far as this is concerned.
And a month ago, President Trump himself was actually warning about it.
And when did they do it?
Just to add salt to the injury.
They did it on 9-11.
9-11.
9-11.
There is no coincidence in that date.
Look, this is the Obama people, and I'm telling you this, they love Iran more than, they hold them sacred, they love them so much.
It all started with Valerie Jarrett, but they love Iran.
And they always fund Iran when they're in there.
They always give them billions and make an excuse.
Oh, this was their money.
This was just money we held over here.
This was really just their money.
Their money doing what?
And so they're always making excuses.
Now they've paid them a ransom, $6 billion.
So now Iran says, okay, man, wanna get another $6 billion?
All we gotta do is kidnap some more Americans.
That's what this is about.
And let me tell you what, if you think, you remember there was a time in our history when they were kidnapping Americans.
I mean, not so long ago.
In fact, we were always warned when I was in San Diego not to go across the border to Mexico because they were kidnapping Americans for ransom.
This is exactly the same thing.
You start opening up the pathway to this and guess what?
It's not going to stop.
They are putting us in danger.
They absolutely are, but they don't care.
They obviously want to replace us with all of these new people that are coming into our country that they are providing money, housing, shelter, and everything else to.
They don't care.
They want to get rid of anybody that was part of America First.
That form of thinking.
They consider and designate you, if you care about this country, if you support this country, To be a domestic terrorist.
A lot of people, they lost their civil liberties because they showed up on January 6th to protest.
That is a right here.
That is a God-given right in this country.
And yet it happened.
It has just been one thing after another with this group.
We only got 10 minutes left, so we gotta talk about the most important story of the week.
AOC? Yeah.
AOC farting.
My Super Bowl.
I got the AOC parody count.
I've been on it all day.
This is the funniest thing ever.
Oh my gosh, how embarrassing.
So now she's Swalwell 2.0, I guess.
This is just so funny.
Yes, Green New Deal architect AOC appears to pass Cass.
During a live interview while ranting about Israel.
Oh yes, that actually happened.
And of course, Jackie, she's got her gift up there.
This is fantastic.
So here you are, your parody account.
And which one would you like to read here?
Oh, it started this morning.
I just kept going.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, I see a few of them that have absolutely...
Okay, I farted.
You mad, bro?
Climate expert and scientist Greta Thunberg will be giving a press conference today to vouch for me and tell the world that I didn't fart.
And then you have, if I farted, which I didn't, I would have immediately brought some carbon credits to offset my contribution to global boiling.
Can you say the same?
Oh my gosh, you must have had so much fun doing these.
Oh wow.
It's incredible.
Oh yeah, when she farted, I was like, ugh.
She's so, you know, she's so gross.
It's so funny.
If somebody farts, they immediately go to my DMs.
So, I woke up.
So, I went to bed last night, you know, pretty early because Levin's trying to go to bed early and get up real early in the middle of the night.
And so, I get up and my DMs are like, They're just stuffed, you know?
And, you know, people get mad at me if I don't answer their DMs, but I can't read all my DMs anymore, just so you know.
You can DM me.
I hate to say it, but my emails, there just isn't no way anymore.
But when you're getting a gazillion DMs, they just, you know, they go down.
So if you just say you get 200 DMs, you've got to scroll forever just to find the ones when you get up.
And you try to like, okay, the people that I know more, and you try, and then at some points, you don't want to read DMs, even for three days straight, and by then, there's anything by DMs you in three days is not going to get answered, because I'm not ignoring you, I just didn't read it.
Because I don't have the time in the day.
I mean, I have a, you know, I know I'm worth 10 million, but...
I still have to cut my own yard because the 10 million's alive.
And imagine, you got 10 million.
I mean, just because of all of this gas that's been going...
But I woke up.
You've been very rich in gas.
No wonder you're such a supporter.
I was like, what happened, man?
Something crazy must have happened, man.
Look at these.
I can't even think about reading all these dims.
And they were all, AOC farted!
That is so fun.
AOC farted!
Did you see AOC farted?
Did you see AOC farted?
And I'm just like, so when somebody farts, they go to Cat Turd.
It's the number one DM. I thought, man, what happened last night?
Were we invaded?
Or something?
Something major happened.
It was AOC farted.
There could be a nuclear bomb hit somewhere, and I probably got less DMs than AOC farting.
Well, and here's the deal.
If you don't believe us, you can listen for yourself, your ears.
This is a live interview that she had, and it's actually still up on her account, right?
You've got the silver checkmark here, and it says the United States' responsibility is to human rights.
That means supporting the safety of the Israeli people and preventing the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians.
But here she is.
Check out this clip.
Is it 39 seconds?
Our responsibility is to the stability and the security of the region.
That means being able to support, yes, Israel in its defensive capacities, right, in that context.
But it also means that the United States has a responsibility to ensure accountability to human rights, to prevent the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians, and to ensure that horrors do not happen in the names of victims who do not want their and to ensure that horrors do not happen in the names of victims who do not want their Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Oh.
She was pushing out.
She was pushing out that hate and it just went out the other end.
She had so much hate.
She's like a pressure relief valve going on.
Oh, Kat.
Oh my gosh.
Well, the memers did a fabulous job.
And one of my faves for sure is your fans are, oh my gosh.
He did this so that you can check it out for yourself.
This is the cam, alright?
So he says, at the 39 second mark, it sounded like AOC farted.
We put this video under thermal infrared to confirm that she did, in fact, pollute the environment.
This is great.
Check it out.
In the names of victims who do not want their tragedy used to justify, in the names of...
You know what?
It's these funny things, these little things like this.
I'm going to be talking about that on the AOC Parody Camp probably until like Wednesday next week.
Well, this is what gets us through the day.
I mean, really.
We have been through so much.
And so here you've got this gas behind her, right?
No wonder you're such a proponent for gas, Kat.
I mean, seriously, you're going to make a fortune on your fart jokes.
I know.
Good lord.
I think 10 million is well within your grasp.
I said, oh my god.
I just looked at the DMs and there were so many that there's no way to even look at them.
I was like, oh my god, what happened?
Are we under attack?
This has to be serious.
I ain't got this many DMs in three years.
Something major happened.
Oh, boy.
It was just AOC farting.
Of course.
Really.
Well, I mean, to add insult to injury, here, of course, we've got, you know, Dylan is back in the news.
Dylan Mulvaney.
We'll end with that because it's just ridiculous.
You can't not be serious.
You've got a biological male, an infamous Bud Light destroyer.
15 minutes is up.
Screw that guy.
You've got Dylan Mulvaney.
Tired of seeing him.
Named Woman of the Year by best-selling Gay Lifestyle magazine.
Dylan is back, and here's the cover.
And nobody cares.
Oh, boy.
You know who's done a great job, too, is Libs of TikTok, honestly.
Showing people exactly what is being taught in their schools, how their kids are being indoctrinated, what is happening behind the doors.
They've done an incredible job.
They really, really have.
And it's inspiring to see.
They're drawing attention to this and not making it appear to be normal.
There is nothing normal about this whole situation.
And when we talk about the Bud Light effect, it shows how many people agreed that it isn't.
I mean, I don't know if they'll ever get their brand back.
I really do not.
I see somebody holding a Bud Light and I just giggle to myself.
That's where we are.
I laugh to myself.
It's like, okay, Bud Light drinker.
I just don't take these people seriously at all.
And of course, you've got the queen herself over here, Corrine Jean-Pierre.
She was left stuttering after a reporter pointed out Bidenomics has failed to lower cost for Americans.
She's there on purpose.
I'm convinced of that, Kat, because you know what?
You can't, you really couldn't even put somebody up there that could defend him in any other way.
This woman, she just stumbles and bumbles over absolutely everything and then shuts it down.
She doesn't even know what she's talking about.
She really doesn't.
She's the perfect puppet for Biden because she knows absolutely nothing.
And they don't expect her to know anything.
So of course she goes in and she was left stuttering after a reporter pointed out that Bidenomics has failed to lower costs for Americans.
Bidenomics, high mortgage rates, high inflation rates, collapsed banks, expensive groceries, record high rent, and dwindling retirement accounts.
I know a lot of people that are going back to work, getting two and three jobs, trying to support themselves now.
Okay, before we leave, sorry.
That was my fault.
Joe Biden just tripped going up the stairs real bad again.
Hold on.
Again?
Hold on.
Breaking news so I can post.
Oh, you got it.
Here we go.
Okay, hold on a second.
I just posted it.
Oh, Fantasimo.
Alright, so let's go see here.
Oh no, watch your step, Joe.
Here he goes.
The White House might have to take matters into its own hands.
Twice it happened.
And he's holding on to the railing.
Yeah, look.
There.
It's the first time.
Gets up and then he loses it again.
This is really sad.
That was him to address the Israel Hamas.
Oh my goodness.
Take off them ridiculous 1983 sunglasses that you think you look so cool in.
Maybe you can see something.
Oh yeah.
This is really...
This is really something, isn't it?
But they think the avid, you know, the aviators are going to really make him look like he means business and he knows what he's doing.
He thinks he's Top Gun.
Yeah, it's not working.
Yeah.
It's definitely not working.
Not for me or anybody else at this point.
We've got a country that we are losing, and it's horrible to actually watch.
Alright, if you're not doing anything tomorrow, I hope you will join me to spill some tea.
Every Saturday I do a show, A Political Rendezvous.
Saturdays at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time, the same time as this show.
So it's really a sixth day in a row for me.
But we kind of go into deep dives and everything else.
So if you have not been a part of that program, I hope you will join The Gems and Me.
And you can go to Jules Jones Live, and I have my own, it's a separate account from this one.
I don't do it on this show.
It's a separate channel, just so I don't get them confused.
I have to separate everything in my life.
And you can see it over there on Rumble.
I hope you will join us tomorrow, me and the gems.
We'll go into some deep dives and have some fun things.
Tomorrow, the name of the show is going to be Ring of Fire.
So we're going to address the eclipse, and we're going to go into all of the war stuff.
Is it about hemorrhoids?
You're going to be on a roll this weekend.
I can already tell that.
You just keep it going, Kat.
Oh my gosh, I'm glad you're here.
I swear that country music song by Johnny Cash is about Hemorrhoids burning ring of fire because it burns, burns, burns.
Oh, I will be watching your account this weekend for breaks for sure.
I'm going to need some humor in my life.
All right, everyone.
Well, with that, you be safe.
I want to thank everybody really quick, those that donated to the show.
I did lose my chat yesterday, so I want to thank PrimordialWolf and then LauraMCN2559, Silent Night three times.
Thank you so much for your donations.
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And then we also have Flago, who is saying, Happy Friday 13th, Jules and Kat.
I am curious about how things have been going in Uranus.
I know I'm not the only one.
See you tomorrow, Jims.
Oh, yeah.
We've got to get back on the whole Uranus thing.
That was quite...
I need the latest edition of Uranus.
Yes!
I mean, you're still getting that newspaper, aren't you?
I mean, that was...
I haven't gotten it lately, no.
I need to get it.
I need to subscribe to it.
I would hope so.
I know they wanted you to do some advertising.
I think at one point they reached out to the show.
I'll have to check with Rumble to see if they've gotten in touch with them because Uranus is fun and it would definitely fit our audience.
Silent Night, I'm Not Dead Yet.
Re, re, re.
Then we've got Cream Mini Cooper who says, anyone else a bit shocked at the pro-Palestinian rallies at the University of Washington in Michigan?
What's wrong with these students?
Indoctrination.
Silent Night says, Meanwhile, Black Lives Matter, openly supporting Hamas.
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Cat and Littermates.
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Thank you, Jules and Cat and all of the Littermates.
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