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"NO COMMENT JOE" finally goes to Maui - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 396 - 8/22/2023
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Episode number 396.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Oh, another day in paradise.
It's always a day in paradise.
My goodness.
And I heard the terrible news about the puppies and they lost their air conditioner.
Is that right?
No, the big dogs.
The big dogs.
Well, I think of them as puppies.
You know, all of them.
Every single one of them are puppies to me.
But they lost their air.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I know.
These dogs can't survive right now, man.
It's 110 degrees every damn day.
I got these little rooms for them.
They can go in and out.
Some of them have cages and some don't, but they can go in and out of their little door and at least get in the air conditioning.
Man, they were all outside this morning, the three that I keep together, which is the Turd Twins and Smiles.
They're out there and I couldn't find them.
They were under the deck, burning up.
I went in there and that thing, off.
Oh my gosh, I can only...
So I had to go get a new window unit and put it in there and I just got finished and barely made my show.
I'm sweating through my clothes here.
I'm drenched.
I'm sitting here in my car soaked.
You got 12 pets, there is no rest.
No rest for the wicked or the weary, no doubt about it.
Well, it has been quite a day.
I just want to thank everybody.
The word has gotten out that it is my birthday today, and I appreciate you all so much.
I have been just showered with gifts and so many kind messages.
You all are the best.
Thank you for making today so incredibly special.
And it looks like I share my birthday with JJRSVL over there, Abhorrent Liberty on Twitter.
And so happy birthday to you as well.
I've got all kinds of people in town.
Everybody has an idea of how we're going to do things.
And I'm just along for the ride.
I'm not thinking about it.
I'm not having anything to do with it.
I'm just going to sit back and say, okay, just tell me where and when.
Yeah.
That's the good news.
Happy birthday.
How old are you?
Thanks.
Oh, I didn't go into details.
You never ask a lady her age.
Catch her.
No wonder you're single.
You should know better.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, keep that up.
It is going to be just you and the dogs.
Yes, it's not that I ask them their birthday, then I ask them how much they weigh, then I'm out.
How much you weigh?
Birthday.
That'll pretty much do it.
Okay, so your dating life is over.
It's been over.
We don't have to worry about that, do we?
Oh my gosh.
No, so we've just been having a good time.
I've got so many people in town and they were able to experience the Hurriquake, which is a lot of fun.
Nobody really has had that before here at the same time.
Hurriquake?
Yes, the Hurriquake in LA. I mean, you know what?
Something always has to happen.
And then it was also Tina's birthday.
She shares the same birthday as my mother.
So that was kind of cool.
And then Handsome, his birthday is this Saturday.
So I've got everybody's birthday here, and I'm loving it because I can get it all over with in one failed swoop, right?
So anyway, lots of things with Joe Biden.
What a creep!
Yeah, man, a guy.
I know.
I just can't even believe it.
Just when I think he is just the most insensitive, horrible person.
That's right.
And that's why we named it No Comment Joe.
Multiple times he refused to comment about what was going on in Maui.
And then when he finally makes it there, he's caught sleeping.
And then he starts comparing what happened in Maui to what happened, a small kitchen fire.
Are you kidding me?
These people, children burned out.
Children burned alive.
And he's over there, I don't know how you feel.
My Corvette almost blew up when the smoke alarm went off and the spaghetti sauce burnt one time in my house.
And then they start reading the, you know, victims and stuff.
They go to talk about it and he falls asleep.
Man, he's a scumbag.
Boy, he is the worst ever.
Here he is in Lahaina, and he was not greeted with a big welcome.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
I mean, lots of birds, not the ones with wings, but a lot of things.
People were really shouting at him, angry at him.
You know, this is the exact same thing he did with Ohio.
In the derailment, the train derailment over there, this guy is just crazy.
How anyone could vote for this person, honestly, is beyond me.
Really beyond me.
How anyone could cheer for somebody like this.
This guy is the worst of his kind.
And he's only getting worse because they think they're going to just cheat.
Yeah, he don't give a damn.
I mean, when the 13 people died in Afghanistan, he's looking at his watch every 10 minutes.
He's just an absolute bottom feeder.
His whole family are.
That's why I call him the garbage family.
Jill's exactly like that.
Every one of them.
Everyone in the whole family's garbage.
Hey, like them apples.
All of you.
You're all getting money from all that treason they did.
Bribery, extortion.
Oh, it's true.
Passing it around to all you little lazy family members who don't know how to get a real job.
Gosh.
Sucking off bribe money.
That's all it's about.
That's all this is about.
And then the people around them, they are getting bribe money too.
That's why you've got an establishment that's not going to do a thing about it.
Because why would they want that, any precedent to be set to where they aren't able to engage and get all of this money also?
They're lying about the death toll two weeks later.
Every news, I don't care who it is, it's Fox News.
Yeah, 100 confirmed dead and 1,200 missing or whatever.
No, that's 1,300 dead.
Any way you look at it, nobody's missing.
If they're missing, they're dead.
It was a fire.
It burned everything to nothing.
My God, you think they're going to magically appear somewhere?
The stories are horrific.
Absolutely horrific.
I mean, I heard of one this morning that just had me just chills all over.
A little girl was found holding on to her puppy dog.
I mean, with every story, you hear another one that just keeps getting worse and worse.
And this clown is up there just dying.
Trying to make it about him.
Oh, of course.
With one of his ridiculous bragging stories again that he'd never done anything in his life besides having a silver spoon in his mouth.
Oh, boy.
I mean, this guy is just the most insensitive, horrible man.
He stayed two hours and went on another vacation.
Exactly.
And then he talks about it.
Thanks for popping in for a couple hours.
Right.
And then he talks about almost losing his Corvette.
Are you kidding?
He's joking.
Listen to this speech that he made.
It'll just, it'll send you over the edge like it did me.
It's all lies.
I know.
It's all poison.
And making it about him when people lost their children.
Unreal.
Listen to this.
But we have a little sense, Jill and I, what it's like to lose a home.
Years ago, now 15 years ago, I was in Washington doing Meet the Press.
It was a sunny Sunday, and lightning struck at home on a little lake that's outside of our home, not a lake, a big pond, and hit a wire and came up underneath our home into the heating ducts, the air conditioning duct.
To make a long story short, I almost lost my wife, my 67 Corvette, and my cat.
But all kidding aside, I watched the firefighters, the way they responded.
You know, there's an old expression.
I grew up right across the street from a fire hall in Claymont, Delaware.
Of course you did.
And the expression is, God made man, then he made a few firefighters.
You're all crazy, thank God.
The only people who run into flames to help other people.
And they ran into flames to save my wife and save my family.
Not a joke.
The smoke and the firefighters here can tell you sometimes the smoke is so thick.
From the windows out, it was that thick inside the home.
And we were insured.
We did not have any problem.
But being out of our home for better part of a year.
Oh, he is just so vile.
For better part of a year for a little kitchen fire.
Oh boy, he is so, so vile.
Yeah, we were in a tent.
Oh, okay.
I was in Washington.
Okay, I was in Washington.
And I was in Washington and I was doing a show.
And during that show, I was in Washington.
The house, they say the kitchen calling fire was detained.
By the way, it was a small nothing fire.
It was detained in like 10, 20 minutes.
And I watched the firefighters.
You did?
I thought you just said you were in Washington, D.C. at a show.
How did you watch them when it was out in 20 minutes?
Did you hyperspace there?
Are you on Star Trek?
It just lies.
It is just so hard.
I watched the firefighters.
No, you didn't.
You know, and if President Trump ever showed this or did anything like this, it would be nonstop.
So apparently this is okay with the legacy media, this kind of behavior, this kind of, you know, this person.
I can't imagine covering for somebody like that.
They ought to be just disgusted with themselves.
They really should be.
Absolutely they should be because this is inexcusable.
This guy is just...
Horrible.
And you've got all of these people defending him?
Why?
That's the question.
Why?
Why would you cover for a creep like this unless you're playing along right on with it and you're gaining favor somehow?
Our job has to be to find out how they're gaining the same favors.
And we're starting to figure all of this stuff out.
I mean, we've known for years there's been the pay to play.
But when you start talking about Soros and you start talking about prosecutors and you start talking about all these other entities, there is definitely a trail that will lead everybody back to what's actually happening here.
And the Republicans really need to start following it, and they need to start exposing it, and they need to start prosecuting.
Because they're not going to have a party left.
We're not going to have a country left.
We're going to have to get rid of absolutely everybody in government.
That Tucker Carlson, I don't know if you saw that piece, but my goodness.
I saw about the first 20 minutes of it this morning.
I didn't have time to watch the rest.
It was good, though.
It is phenomenal.
And again, all this government does is lie to you.
So if you have not checked it out, you must because it really is a good one.
And they're lying to you about Ukraine.
They're lying to you about Russia.
I know we've already known that.
We know what's going on with Ukraine.
We've been talking about it over and over again.
But it is a piece that you don't want to miss because it really goes into the depth of the whole thing.
And what this government does.
And I was really happy that they talked about Victoria Newland.
I was thrilled that her name was brought into the spotlight because it should be there.
Front and center.
She's a neocon.
And that's actually the words that were used to describe her.
So you know that that's got their cages a-rattling because you know what?
That's exactly what they are.
They do this, and they've done it forever, but she is the worst of the worst, and I'm just glad that they brought it up and exposed her.
It's got to happen.
I mean, these people cannot continue to get away with what they've been able to get away with.
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Yeah.
It's infuriating.
I know.
People say, why do you do this to yourself?
I'm like, how can you ignore it?
They don't care what happens.
A Democrat's going to vote for a Democrat.
I mean, the island could just explode because of Democrats.
And if there's one person left, they're going to vote for a Democrat.
I don't understand it.
I don't understand how these places keep voting for these absolute...
Brain-dead moron, woke idiots that try to run a government from academia and they have no idea what to do.
When there's a crisis like this, you can see what happens.
But how does anybody in Hawaii vote for a Democrat after this?
How?
I have no idea.
I'm asking, how do you guys vote for a Democrat after this?
How?
No clue.
I mean, when you start talking about Biden just sitting up there joking, he says he jokes about the hot ground while visiting Maui wildfires.
It'll be a lot hotter where he's going.
You got that right.
You absolutely have that right because that is going to be where he's judged.
And you know what?
It's not going to be pretty.
I can tell you that right now.
I can't even believe that we've got somebody like this.
And then he has the audacity to sleep during the speech.
Look at this.
My gosh!
And remember, you've got a press that is sitting there trying to cover up for the guy, okay?
Because they know what to look for.
And they don't want clips like this to be exposed to the public because they want you to believe that Joe Biden is absolutely perfect in every way.
That's the frightening part.
I mean, you have got Hawaiian children that have been burned alive in order to save water.
And Democrats are sitting up there with this bozo, the clown, up there making jokes.
Uh-uh.
No.
He's completely confused.
He has no idea what's going on.
Every story just gets worse and worse.
And you've got activists and members of Congress who are exploiting the Hawaii fire urging Biden to declare a national emergency over climate change.
Never miss an opportunity.
Yeah, they're going to do that so they can just do anything they want.
Oh, it's a national emergency climate crisis.
You can stay in your homes.
This business is closed.
We're going to give this money to here.
You can't have any money.
Oh, my gosh.
They practiced during the COVID scam.
Wow.
Wow.
All right.
Nobody's going to have it this time, I'm telling you.
No.
The ones that say, well, some people still do it again.
Hell, they never quit.
The crazy ones are still doing it.
You know, they plan on shutting this country down again because they have the writing on the wall.
They're doing everything they can, of course.
Everybody is very aware of what they're doing with President Trump.
But he's going to mandate this like he did the last time around so that they can steal this election.
Just so you know, mandates aren't laws.
You don't have to do a damn thing they say.
That's exactly right.
And again, I am jab-free.
You can't mandate masks.
You can't mandate any of that crap.
No, you're not.
You're a free individual.
They can't just say, okay, well, you've got to wear a mask for this.
Well, this virus you don't.
This virus you do.
If this virus comes along.
And they're just lying about it again, man.
Look, it's called the flu.
It comes and goes.
Variants don't get stronger, by the way.
No, but this is the only way that they can figure that they will be able to win, to continue to destroy this country and to get away with the crimes against humanity and everything else that they have done and perpetrated on this country.
It is the worst thing I've ever seen.
I cannot even believe it, but that's how they were able to do it.
I mean, President Trump won the election.
No doubt about it.
Then they started with all the mail-in, just like they do in California.
It's the exact same thing.
The mail-in ballots.
The ballots.
Count till you win.
Harvesting.
Continue on until you get the votes that you desire.
But in this case, they had to do something very drastic.
They had to actually stop counting altogether.
Because the votes for Donald Trump came in truckloads.
A landslide.
He won in numbers that you cannot even imagine.
And they had to do something.
They panicked and they had to stop counting immediately.
Stop the whole process so that they could make sure that they had Biden as their candidate.
Remember, remember how cocky Pigelosi got right before, oh, he will not be president again.
Because she knew.
She knew.
They all knew.
They were going to rig it.
And then they had their eyes on all of us to see how we responded.
Then you had January 6th, so they figured, oh, let's go ahead and turn that into an opportunity to scare everybody into their home so that they won't even use their right to protest.
We'll teach them.
We'll show them.
Come on now.
This is a communist takeover is all this is.
That's what we've experienced in our lifetime.
We experienced that.
I never thought it would happen in the United States of America.
Neither did anybody around the world, but they are watching very closely because the way this thing is running, it can be dismantled in a minute.
We can lose our country in a minute.
You've got our enemies watching this thing just ready to pounce.
They've never seen our country in this kind of dire straits.
Ever.
It's frightening, really.
I keep hearing everybody talking about it.
I didn't get to hear Don Bongino's show today, but everybody's saying he was telling Trump not to post bail in Georgia because it would absolutely destroy him somehow.
I don't guess they're set up for it.
Just all the Secret Service and this and that.
Unbelievable.
Don't post bail.
Right.
I mean, you know, hang out.
You've got a roof over your head, you know, three meals a day.
Go ahead and just let the outcry continue, because all it is doing is making the Democrats look worse.
They re-code, they arrested every lawyer he had, like you don't have a right for a lawyer to represent him in whatever case he wants to do, and he can say the election's stolen if he wants to.
Certainly.
Everybody has the right to their opinion.
And especially opinion this strong.
We've got evidence.
And President Trump has already promised that he is going to go ahead and deliver those facts.
Okay, it looks like we have some breaking news here.
here.
I just got it in from our team.
If you ever plan to go to West.
Oh my god!
Travel my way, take the highway, that's the best.
Oh, you're kidding me.
Get your kicks on Route 66.
How nice.
Walk 2,000 miles all the way.
Hey, get your kicks on Route 66.
There's handsome.
His birthday is Saturday.
What's he going to be, one?
He's going to be two!
Oh, wow.
I know, he's a big boy.
We've been doing this almost two years at this show.
Oh, Saturday night.
Look at everybody.
last hour.
You know, this song There's Pinsy.
This song is from Bobby Troop, who does my Saturday music, Julie London's husband.
Oh my gosh.
Look at that.
Hobbit.
I know Hobbit put this together.
This has got Hobbit all over it.
That is so thoughtful.
California trip.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you all so much.
I just got a breaking news alert and they said, play it, play it.
I'm like, okay.
Anyway, thank you very much, all the mighties.
Thank you, Jims.
Thank you, littermates.
I cannot tell you how many birthday wishes I got and how many birthday presents I got and everything else.
Just surprises in the mail.
I can't even go through them all, but I appreciate it more than you can possibly imagine.
I kid you not.
You are like family to me, all of you, each and every single one, and I'm just humbled by everything.
So anyway, thank you for that.
That is so cool.
And that song, Bobby Troop, who I do political rendezvous, you know, on Saturdays.
And Lemon Twist is another one that he wrote.
And his son and Julie London's son is one of my dearest friends.
And so is Nick Twit.
So when they heard I was doing a show, they were like, you need music.
You've come to the right place.
And so they gifted me that song Lemon Twist.
And Route 66 was another one.
So they're big time Hollywood, old Hollywood.
And they gave me that song.
So that was so clever for them to use that.
Thank you very much.
Okay, I'm getting sappy.
We can move on.
We can go on to the harder things in life.
Because there's plenty of...
I posted when that Oliver Anthony, after he made that big song, he played it at a little live event.
Somebody got a Cat Turret hat sign and I commented on it.
They had a picture of it.
They sent that back.
They sent that to me.
I know.
You know what?
I know exactly who that was and it is the sweetest thing.
I actually helped with the address there, Cat.
I told you to keep your eye out on the mail.
I didn't want to spoil the surprise.
But here it is, Oliver Anthony.
I got a picture of it.
Isn't that the coolest thing?
I know.
We have the greatest litter mates.
Honestly, you all, you know what?
We would not have this show if it weren't for all of you.
We would not be able to do the things that we do if it weren't for you.
And we appreciate you more than you can possibly imagine.
And it's just gestures like this.
I mean, you make the world a better place.
You make it a kinder place.
And it reminds us of all of the blessings that we have in our lives.
I mean, regardless of what we go through, I know that there are people like you out there that I can commiserate with, that I can have these emotions with.
And seriously, when I say that some of you, I'm even closer to you than I am to a lot of my family members, especially now since I'm anti-jab.
You know, we had that whole breakup.
A lot of people went through that.
But I consider you family, and so thank you very, very much from both of us over here.
So we've got this story over here, Kat.
Biden regime sold $300 million worth of border wall.
Now, we started talking about it.
We mentioned it yesterday on the show.
Yeah, for $2 million or something?
Yes!
What?
Yeah, so let me tell you what they did.
They just scrapped it.
Right.
They just took it to scrap metal place and it scrapped.
Can you believe that they would just throw it all away?
Well, it shouldn't surprise you.
Look at what they did with Afghanistan.
They don't want it laying around.
When Trump gets in, they don't want him putting it back up.
Oh, my goodness.
They're the biggest scumbags on earth, these people.
Think about that.
They've got all of this money going to Ukraine to protect their border, and they just scrapped our taxpayer money worth $300 million and sold it for $2 million?
They really hate us.
You understand that, right?
I mean, they don't like us at all.
They hate you.
Yeah.
So the Biden regime opened the U.S. southern border on day one of the administration.
They also ended all construction of the Trump border wall on the U.S. southern border.
So you have excess parts and segments of border wall that lay in the desert collecting dust.
During that same period, this is just going to get under your skin, 7 million illegal aliens have walked across our open U.S. southern border.
So, you've got the last three years, 7 million people are in our country illegally.
Doing nothing with the border wall, doing nothing to protect our country.
They also had us locked up in our homes with masks, but yet they didn't care what was coming across the border.
They didn't care about the human trafficking.
They didn't care about any, the drugs, right?
The fentanyl that is killing neighborhoods all across the country.
They don't care about anything like that.
They want everybody to die, or they'd stop it.
Yep.
Just the way they are.
They don't care.
Two million dollars they sold that for.
Liberals believe in liberalism.
They don't believe anything.
Saving the whales ain't saving the whales.
That's liberalism.
All these causes, everything they have, all of them, it's all liberalism.
It's a religion for them.
And it's to control everything you say and do.
A liberal doesn't, you know, they don't want to just live their lives and be peaceful.
They have miserable lives.
They're miserable people.
I mean miserable people.
And, you know, a lot of them have to say, I'm going to save the planet.
You know, many are atheists.
You have no purpose.
What's the bigger purpose than saving the planet?
I saved the planet.
I wore a ribbon.
I tweeted.
I saved the planet.
I rode a bicycle today.
I saved the whole entire planet.
No, you didn't save anything.
But that's what they are.
I mean, they want to control it.
These Democrats, and people vote for this because they need to be controlled because they're weaklings.
But think about everything they want to control.
They want to control what vehicle you drive, the gas you put in it or don't put in it, the energy.
They want to control your refrigerator, your stove, your washer and dryer, your grill, your gas grill, your charcoal grill.
They want to tell you what to wear, what schools you can go to, what you can eat, what you can't eat.
Everything.
Every single thing in your life.
Your medical care, what you can't get medical care for.
The medicine you take, the medicine they won't let you take.
What you listen to in the news, what you can't listen to.
What you want you to believe in, what religions are good, what religions are bad.
These people are all controlling.
They want to control every aspect of your life and tell you how to live it.
And they're going to put a law against it?
Are they going to regulate it?
Are they going to tax it?
And that's just the way they get up in the morning, bitching and moaning and groaning about what they can do to change your life.
Conservatives, we just want everybody to leave us the hell alone and let us live our lives.
We don't need them.
No, we definitely don't.
And especially them who they have turned out to be.
This them.
I mean, you can't, like you said, you went through the list.
You can't even think it.
They want to control what you think.
Everything.
Every word that comes out of your mouth.
I cannot imagine somebody being on board with something like that.
I really, I honestly cannot.
You know, a lot of people are talking about the fact that they would do something like this just right out in the open.
Here you've got all of this stuff coming across our borders and yet they're trying to act like they want to protect Ukraine.
The only thing that they are protecting is themselves.
They're the only ones that are making money on this whole laundering operation because that's exactly what it is.
They are becoming extremely wealthy.
They are separating themselves from the middle class.
They're getting rid of the middle class completely.
They want two classes.
Theirs and ours.
They don't want free thinkers.
No.
They do not want free thinkers.
Look at the attacks on me.
Just say what you mean.
Even Twitter's back to, you know, Twitter's like, well, we have free speech here again.
If you stay inside this box and this box in the middle and you're ass kissers and you ass kiss Twitter and you pretend to be in the middle and then your algorithms are fine.
But get out over here, which is 90% of the people to the left or to the right, and then we're going to shut your account down through algorithms.
That ain't free speech.
It's a joke.
It really is a joke.
They shouldn't act like it's a town square or anything else because it's just more brainwashing.
I mean, because it's better than what it was a couple of years ago when we were all kicked off, just because he bought the platform, he's not making it any more accessible to people.
I'm still hearing stories.
Penzi just lost her account on there again for absolutely no reason.
None.
None.
I mean, the whole thing.
It's back to its old shenanigans.
Completely.
It really is.
They've done a lot of things I like.
I mean, a lot of the new features.
I mean, it functions.
The function of it.
It's great, and the payouts and all that.
But as far as free speech-wise, it's just turning back into 2.0 as fast as it can.
I really do feel like, though, he was needling you.
I feel like he was ribbing you with that whole thing with blocking you.
I don't care.
I don't care about Elon Musk.
I never did.
He just wanted some attention, and that's how he was going to get it.
It was through you and James Woods, and you know what?
Y'all didn't fall for the bait.
It was a godsend.
Yeah.
Because them 10 or 15 people he's picked out to pretend like they're in the middle, like the Crabapple brothers who are really far left.
And all the other ones and some on our side that are so cringe now you can't even see their accounts because all they do is just like Twitter this and Twitter that and Twitter, Twitter, Twitter.
And I'm in the middle and I don't have a view on the left or the right.
I'm neutral.
Yeah, right.
See, that's being a phony.
I'm never going to be a phony.
I don't give a crap if I get a million dollars a month and I have to turn it down.
I'm not going to put a governor on my speech and say, okay, I'm doing this tweet.
It's not in the middle enough.
That's what they're doing now to try to get clicks and money.
I'll never do that.
I'm going to say what the hell I want to say and whatever.
There's no question.
Can't take any money with you when you die anyway.
And all those little, all them about 10 or 15 people that are cringe now from both sides that pretend to be in the middle.
Man, when he blocked me, I guess all those went with him, so I never see them anymore.
So man, I've never seen my replies so awesome as they are right now.
Exactly.
Yeah, I don't have to, God, nothing worse than a phony Oh, there's nothing worse than a phony.
Hey, I have more respect when the Crown Apple Brothers, when they were far left loons, that's okay.
It's okay to be like that.
It's a free country.
I, you know, I have way more respect for them now than just pretending to be in the middle.
I can't stand somebody that's just a phony.
Right.
And so we got a lot of people right now and they're just phony balonies.
Oh, Kat, we really do.
I mean, there's so many people that have become just such huge disappointments, just complete grift.
All of a sudden, it's like a light switch went on, and here's who they really are.
And they're attacking us because of our views.
You make all your money on Trump.
I've never sold one thing that says Trump in my life.
Uh-uh.
No.
No.
I don't sell Trump gear.
I never have because it's not my, number one, I don't have a right to because I don't have a copyright on it.
And number two, I just don't sell political stuff.
People say, do this and do this.
I don't, I'm not ever going to do that.
I just don't.
Because number one, I try to stay neutral.
Of course, I love Trump.
But I try to stay neutral, but I don't sell MAGA gear or anything like that.
Never have.
You know, I'm really not into tearing people down, but I'll tell you something.
This group that is running right now has been nothing but an absolute disappointment to me.
Because you know what?
They know exactly how the left has gone after President Trump relentlessly.
They are a joke.
They know they do not have even a chance.
And they are not standing beside him.
They are doing everything.
But you've got you've got Krispy Kreme Krispy up there.
I don't know what he is, but he is the most absurd and ridiculous clown I have ever seen in my life.
I have no respect for him.
None.
Yeah, he's he's annoying as hell.
He's a criminal, too.
I mean, think about Bridgegate.
Think about all the things that he was caught up in.
He thinks that this is somehow going to have him, you know, smelling like a rose.
No.
Definitely not.
The more you talk, the more people hate you.
They can't stand him.
And the more support for President Trump.
I'm delighted.
And some of these people that supported Trump made a living on him online, and now they're like...
Let me tell you something.
If you want Trump to get arrested by the left for political reasons just so your candidate can win, screw you.
Who in the hell does that?
Well, this is a bigger fight than your little primary fourth place guy.
Or girl.
This is way, way bigger than that.
The whole country is hanging by a thread.
And you're over there.
Man, I don't even know how to describe it.
It's annoying.
And they're annoying.
I lost a lot of respect for a lot of people.
And there's a lot of people that still...
Hey, it's okay to be a DeSantis supporter or a Christie supporter.
You can support who you want to in the primary.
It doesn't make me mad.
But to sit there and cheer for him to get arrested on political, which is going to destroy our country forever, the rule of law forever, the country's over, end of the United States, to cheer for that?
Because you think it's business as usual and a primary as usual?
Man, you ain't got a clue.
You don't have a damn clue.
No.
I mean, our laws are just absolutely being attacked.
It's over.
It's over, people.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what makes our country great, is the fact that we have law and order, and yet they are using the law against it all.
It's going to be Trump or nobody, just so you know.
Oh, yeah.
If they try to put Trump in jail, there's no way they're going to—the Trump supporters, the 60, 70 million hardcore Trump supporters, there's no way they try to illegally arrest him and illegally keep him off the ballot.
There's no way they're going to go in there and just go, okay, well, that's over, the country's over, but, uh, gotta go get a Republican in.
That's not going to happen.
No.
Ever.
No.
I'm just telling you, I know people, and I'm not telling you, hey, write Trump in.
I'm not saying any of that stuff.
I'm just telling you what I see as the truth, and there's just no way possible if they put him in jail.
I'm going to be even ten times more of a Trump supporter if they do that crap.
Well, this is exactly the look that they're going for.
The Democrats do not know how they have just turned the entire country against them.
They will probably never know.
They live up there in Washington D. Slays.
Like I said, this is a rich man's sport.
That's what this is.
They're trying to hang up their political opponent to where President Trump, instead of being out there on the campaign trail, sitting there with making sure that he's got ads out there, running a regular campaign that he is hung up in court fighting all of this stuff in multiple locations.
And it's obvious to anybody and everybody that's been paying attention just a little bit, not even a lot, just a little bit.
And you'll see exactly what's happening here.
This is no different than what they did in Ukraine.
This is no different than a banana republic, like a third world country.
And they're not going to stop with all this stuff.
I mean, look at all this stuff.
You've got quid pro, F you dad.
Hunter's lawyers threatened to force Joe to testify unless a plea deal was reached.
This is some of the stuff that no one is hearing about because we've got a media that's just pure propaganda.
Hunter Biden's lawyer, they played a heavy card with the Department of Injustice, effectively threatening to force resident Joe Biden to testify in any criminal trial against the first son if a plea agreement wasn't reached over his multiple alleged crimes.
Yeah, that's a big threat.
He can't even talk.
Exactly.
And he's a liar.
There's no way he wouldn't lie on the road.
They'd never do that.
They'd threaten it, but they would never let him do that.
Well, he is unquestionably a fact witness for the defense in any criminal trial.
And he truly is.
Here's the thing.
He could be a defense witness, but he is also an accomplice.
He could be completely wrapped into this whole thing.
Should be.
They should have him on trial.
Joe Biden as well.
But you've got weak Republicans that aren't going to do that.
They're not even thinking about going through impeachment and then a referral for what this man has done.
It's treason on the highest level.
They have the information.
They keep releasing it.
We know.
We've got the bank records.
We've got the videos.
We've got everything.
And so, what's going on?
Why do we have crickets?
Why don't we have action?
Well, that's the Republicans for you.
They're sitting there talking about it all day long.
That's it.
They won't do anything with it.
So you've got a 32-page letter that Politico actually reported on calling the news that there wasn't enough evidence to charge Hunter in an illegal leak.
That letter, along with 300 pages of previously unreported emails and documents exchanged between Hunter Biden's legal team and prosecutors, sheds new light on the fraught negotiations that nearly produced a broad plea deal.
That deal would have resolved Biden's most pressing legal issues, the gun purchase and his failure to pay taxes for several years.
And it also could have helped insulate Biden from future prosecution from a Republican led Justice Department.
He didn't fail to pay taxes for two years.
He was bribing the hell out of extorting people and getting extortion money and hiding it.
He's not like, well, you know, I forgot to sign my 1099s last year and it just didn't go through.
My God, it's so much bigger than that.
I love the way they describe it.
They run out the clock, too.
They know exactly how guilty these people are.
Yeah, they write stories.
They're like, the president's son has reached a deal with his ex-stripper's mama.
You know what I mean?
Every time they talk about her, they call her a stripper, although she hasn't been stripping since she had Navy.
It's a headline.
Let's switch it around.
Scum bag, dirt bag, crack addict, deadbeat dead, hunter-biting criminal.
Won't pay alimony to his daughter.
I mean, child support.
Just the way they write the headlines.
To coddle this dude.
This guy deserves nothing.
He's scum.
He is.
He has done nothing but take and hurt people and do drugs and bribe countries and live all this...
And take every dime he got and spend on hookers and crack and drugs and stays at penthouses and mansions.
And, you know, it's amazing.
This guy's had the life of Riley.
I don't believe in white privilege per se, but if you looked up white privilege in the dictionary, there's a picture of Hunter Biden.
He's the poster child of it.
Exactly.
And they're always screaming it.
That's right, and that's why I always remind them, too.
I always say, oh, you mean like Hunter Biden?
You talk about privilege.
Let's talk about privilege.
Hunter is, like you said, the poster boy.
That's exactly who he is.
Freeloading Freddy.
He was in the White House for two weeks and the staff didn't even know he was there.
What did he ever do or build?
Let's go around and see what Trump built.
Let's look at all his motels and golf courses and this and that.
I mean, this guy's got stuff in every town.
That's right.
What did he ever do besides bribe people for his dad like a big shot, take selfies of himself naked, and do crack with naked girls that look like they're 12 years old?
That's all he's ever done.
Oh my gosh.
They're just...
You don't deserve a sweetheart, Dale.
No, he doesn't.
And he will get one, though.
I mean, the way this system is set up, it's meant to cater to them.
So that's exactly what we have now.
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What are you...
You dumbass climate cult, people.
I'm just going to call it because you're dumb.
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Which didn't do anything, by the way, at first.
Right.
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Yeah, this is in Lafayette.
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I've gotta go.
I've gotta go see what's happening, right?
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That's right.
It really is true.
So you've got the Republicans, you've got Judiciary Ways and Means Committees, subpoena IRS and FBI investigators regarding the Hunter Biden probe.
There's just so much here.
I mean, really.
Yeah, and then they're going to find, there's no doubt about it, that the IRS is crooked and Joe Biden and them are crooked.
They all committed treason.
They're all on the take.
And then, well, should we give them a $5 fine?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't punish anybody.
We don't use our power.
We just investigate, prove them guilty, and then bitch about it on Twitter all day.
That's all it's about, Kat.
I mean, they just talk.
They don't do anything.
Talk, talk, talk, blah, blah, blah.
See, this is the really embarrassing thing for them is that everything that they're discovering we knew about.
Other than the bank records.
We already knew.
We knew exactly how the whole thing went.
But now all of a sudden they're trying to act like, wow, there's all this discovery.
Okay, so now that you have the bank records, now that you've got whistleblower testimony, now that you've got all of this evidence to prove your case, why aren't you using it?
Why aren't you impeaching all of the people in the Biden administration?
Seriously.
Mayorkas, we just talked about the border.
We know exactly what's going on there.
If you cared about this country at all and the people that you represent, you would be fighting day and night to make sure that these people never held a position in government again.
Garland, are you kidding?
He's destroying, absolutely destroying our legal system on purpose.
He is using our own laws against everything.
It's like nothing I have ever seen before.
And they're doing it just right out there in front of everybody.
They don't have to be held accountable to anyone.
They're running this like this is a tyrannical runaway government.
They stole it.
And now they're just implementing all their new rules and they think that we're not going to do anything about it because they think that they've scared you into never protesting again because of how they handled January 6th and for what they're doing to President Trump.
They don't think anybody's ever going to speak out against them.
Ever.
It's really something else.
So on Thursday is the day, this is what they're saying, that President Trump will be arrested by Fannie Willis on Thursday in Atlanta.
And so he put out a statement, of course, and was talking about, you know, the fact that he's even in shock, really, that they're actually going to go through with this.
But they need that shot.
This case is bullshit, man.
I mean...
You read, I mean, the tweets that, oh yeah, he can't tweet and watch Fox News?
My God, it's so ridiculous and so thin.
They don't care.
They want the mug shots, and they want to get everybody to know, if you're even going to represent Trump, we're going to arrest him on RICO. This is all just an illegal message by a George Soros thug, judge.
Well, it's not only that.
It's so that she can fundraise for her campaign, you know?
I mean, that's exactly what she wants to do.
So Fannie Willis is going to go after President Trump.
And I did a Trump truth, so I don't have to read it again.
I did it, and it's upsetting the left.
I'm even getting advice now from people on TikTok that are like, oh, wow, I see you're being totally attacked.
Let me help you out here.
And they're trying to give me pointers.
That's it.
Check it out.
This is his latest.
Trump Truths, August 21st, 2023, 4.55pm.
Can you believe it?
I'll be going to Atlanta, Georgia on Thursday to be arrested by the radical left district attorney, Fanny Willis, who is overseeing one of the greatest murder and violent crime disasters in American history.
In my case, the trip to Atlanta is not for murder.
But for making a perfect phone call.
She campaigned and is continuing to campaign and raise money on this witch hunt.
This is in strict coordination with Crooked Joe Biden's DOJ. It's all about election interference.
They're furious.
Trump truths.
I love them because they just get so angry.
So I'm putting them out every time he every time he truths something I just go and read it and then I record it and then I then I produce it and put it out there and they are losing their minds because they know this is nonsense.
I mean I'm getting comments like you know we kicked him off of social media for a reason and now he has all of his minions bringing him back and I'm like What's your problem?
We can't hear other opinions because we were raised to get a trophy.
We're TikTok people.
Stop it!
Stop it!
With TikTok people, our feelings are very fragile.
That's right.
They are, too.
I mean, they completely crumble.
They see.
And that's why I like doing them, too, because you know what?
It's in a different voice.
It's not President Trump's voice, obviously.
And so they have to listen.
They listen to it and it upsets them because it's the message that matters.
And President Trump is absolutely hilarious.
I mean, he is so funny.
I mean, when he talks about DeSantis and DeSanctus, he calls him now, or DeSanctimonious and all of that, he's having a field day with them.
His numbers are out of sight.
I'm not worried about him at all.
You know why?
Because he's not worried.
He's really, he's really not worried.
He knows that in the end, at the end of the day, this is only proving his point.
So you've got attorney Jenna Ellis bail set at $100,000 in Georgia election case after Trump's bond set was at $200,000.
Really?
What, they think he's a flight risk?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
They're just throwing everything at him.
He's going down to Mexico.
He's going to go hide in Mexico.
Give me a break.
I know.
He talks about the giant murder wave, which is really true.
I mean, when you start talking about all the things they've done to him, Fannie Willis has got her hands full in crime, just like my governor, just like my mayor here in LA. You would think that they would use that position.
The DA here, Gascon, we're trying to even get him removed.
He's another Soros plant, okay?
Crime is at an all-time high, and yet they're going and spending all of their resource, time, energy, and everything else on President Trump?
I don't think so.
It's just for election interference.
They're going to do everything they can to stop him from being president again.
That's it?
Because they know he will fix it.
They want their 99% absolute criminal traitors up there, Republican and Democrats, to keep going.
I know it.
I mean, the whole thing.
The whole thing.
I mean, I think what's great here is that people are waking up to what is going on in the Republican Party and what is happening in the Democrat Party.
And they're not party people.
Exactly.
Yeah, it doesn't matter anymore.
The parties don't matter anymore.
The country is being destroyed by the Democrats and the Republicans are letting them.
Yep.
I agree.
I'm loving this, though.
Breitbart is reporting that multiple Trump surrogates are deployed to Wednesday's GOP primary debate.
I will not be watching at all.
I will not be watching that debate.
I will be watching President Trump's interview with Tucker Carlson.
Me too.
I can't wait.
I'll watch clips so we can report them or something, but man, I can't do it.
I know.
Snooze fest.
I'm not into it this week.
I know.
You've got your hands full this week.
Speaking of which, all right, so today's show is over, but if you are part of our Locals channel, I'll be seeing you over there.
I know you're not going to be able to make it today there, Kat.
Not today.
Yeah, I got something I have to do.
Yes, you do, but I will definitely be over there, and we will continue this party.
If you are not a member of our Locals channel, please do so.
We love to do an after-party every Tuesday on that channel, separate from this one.
In the meantime, we'll see everybody tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time on the same channel here, Monday through Friday.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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