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Michigan cheating revealed - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 387 - 8/9/2023
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Today is Wednesday, August 9th, 2023, episode number 387.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
I was kind of late to the show today.
We usually talk for 10 minutes, but I... I know.
We're trying to arrange turd stock.
You're a busy guy.
Yeah, we, you know, we're having...
Having to change a few dates and stuff.
That's why we haven't told anybody the date yet.
It will be in October though, I'll tell you that.
Understandable.
Yes, until you finalize things, everybody will start running and making reservations and everything else.
I'd keep it until you know for sure exactly what day, because I'm getting inundated myself with people asking about it, just so you know.
We're going to try to announce it when John Rich is on our show next week.
Yay!
I confirmed yesterday with his team.
And so August 16th, he's going to join us.
We are our team.
Yeah.
It's the way it goes.
But yes, and they have supplied us with all the information.
He seems like such a cool guy.
He really does.
I'm thrilled.
Let me tell you something.
My dude...
I've talked to him on the phone a lot now.
We've kind of become friends.
I've never really met him in person, but we do talk a good bit.
And he's one of the most down-to-earth, nicest, just genuine people.
And I meet a lot of people.
Cat Turd lets me talk to a lot of people that are kind of famous, are famous.
I mean, he's real famous, but...
A lot of them, you know, they're all nice, but man, he just has that really special, genuine kindness to him.
He's such a great, great person.
That's so important, too.
I mean, it really is.
And that's exactly, I mean, he and his team got back to me immediately, no problem with the scheduling, so excited to get on the show, so excited to be able to talk to the littermates.
He's really just a normal person, just ready to just rock this nation, make sure that we come out on top.
I mean, that's really where his heart is.
That's what I've seen.
So I'm thrilled.
I'm really thrilled.
We need more like him, for sure.
We've got to work on the cultural divide here.
And that's our segue in.
And that's why, I mean, that song that just came out, try that in a small town, right?
Aldean, I just went, okay, good.
This is reaching across the aisles.
You've got more TikTok videos showing up.
With different people, all different backgrounds, all different cultures, singing that song, basically agreeing, hey, look, you don't do that to our town.
You don't do that to our country.
We reject you and all of that nonsense.
That burning down buildings and neighborhoods.
No, you don't do that.
Democrats push for that.
They want you divided.
They need you divided.
Then they're going to offer the solution, and it's more division.
That's exactly right.
That's all they do.
That's all they do is divide, divide, divide, divide, and divide some more.
That's all they do.
I mean, everything they do is fake, too.
I mean, everything the Democrat Party, the liberalism does is fake.
I mean, climate change, fake.
The COVID response, fake.
You know, mandatory this and that.
Fake.
They don't solve any real problems.
Bidenomics.
What did you do besides spend three or four trillion dollars we didn't have?
Name one thing you did.
Tax cuts is what spurs the economy.
I mean, more regulation, that's really going to help businesses.
I mean, and then they'll just fudge the numbers.
Oh, absolutely.
You have open borders and you have got illegal aliens that are taking Americans' jobs.
I mean, this is just something, this is just common practice now.
And Turnit Brain, he's in Arizona talking about the climate change hoax.
Isn't he?
We're just ridiculous.
He's like, you can't deny climate change is real now.
Why?
Because it's summer?
Of course we can.
It's fake as hell.
Everything about this administration, it's the worst of the absolute worst.
And they are just trying to push through as much as they possibly can.
That's the goal.
Get as much done.
And they're breaking laws along the way.
I've never seen anything about it like this in my lifetime.
I never have.
And hopefully never will again.
Because once we write this course, it's over for the left.
It is.
It is.
They're cheating to get everybody in there.
They get the AG, they get the governor, they get everybody in there in a state.
They cheat to do it.
And after they cheat, and then they prosecute anybody that catches them cheating.
And so they can keep rigging elections.
And this is what they're doing in Michigan right now.
Exactly what they're doing.
Exactly.
And so, of course, they're going to shift over to climate change.
And we're going to get into the Michigan situation.
This is just an unbelievable bombshell.
But first, let's hear Biden.
He says, finally, finally, no one can any longer deny that we don't have a problem with climate change.
Great sentence.
We can no longer anywhere from the of climate change.
James B. So silly, isn't it?
Oh my gosh, here he is in his own words, in his own mind.
I mean, there's so much going on.
Finally, finally, no one can any longer deny that we don't have a problem with climate change.
Oh my gosh, and they have somebody there interviewing him to make sure he stays on task and so they can edit it and they can do whatever it is to make him look like a normal person, which he's not.
He's a creepy-o-sniffing weirdo.
Treasonous traitor is what he is.
20 more million.
Oh boy.
And I'm telling you something.
What they have done to President Trump is unlike anything I have ever seen before.
I am so proud of President Trump.
It's going to backfire.
Oh, it is.
Oh, it's in the process.
I'm so thrilled to see him over there on Truth.
And he's out there truthing all of the things that are actually going on.
And what I did today on my page was I took his tweets or his truths and I put them on Twitter.
Since he doesn't have a voice on X now, whatever you want to call it, Twitter, X, whatever, I recorded it and I put it on my page so that people can listen to it because it's a different voice.
People said, hey, you know what?
Try this.
And so I did a few of them because you know the left is not going to report it.
You know the left is not going to say a word about the truths that he is dropping on a daily basis because So I'm doubling down and I'll just do these little recordings of what he's putting out there and I'm calling it Trump Truths.
And I'm having fun doing it.
Really, it's really something.
He's funny.
People don't actually realize how funny President Trump actually is.
But he must have a ball when he's back there truthing because he's so good at it.
He really speaks to the American people.
I had so much fun.
I was cracking up the entire morning just doing those things.
It was really great.
But he knows how corrupt these people are.
He knows how bad they are.
And they're going all out to get him now.
Absolutely.
Did you see my buddy, the high-res, the rapper?
You know how Eminem tried to diss Trump?
Oh, yes.
Did you see that?
That was so cute.
I wish I could play it.
I don't know if we're going to get an algorithm, but I'll play it.
But just know if I have to edit this thing, it'll be a little late getting up there later.
So I'm going to play it.
Why would we, though?
He owns the rights to it.
It's him rapping and pretending to be Trump.
But it's owned by Eminem's, right?
Eminem?
The music behind it?
No.
Oh, okay.
Good.
No, it's just a picture of Eminem.
It's Trump rapping.
He wrote this.
Oh, good.
Oh, perfect.
He wrote this.
Excellent.
All right, here we go.
Let's play it.
Yeah, it's your boy, Big T. Shout out, my boy, Dom.
Cat turd.
DC Drano, you already know.
Peace to Melania.
Shout out, Junior.
Feminem is done.
Dear M, you used to be cool but now you're soft.
Maybe you and Tom Hanks both were on that island lost.
I used to be a fan until you started getting white guilt.
Been quiet till you dissed me.
Now you go hear my skill.
You said people who support me usually white and broke.
Did you forget your roots, M? I got your family's vote.
You used to speak your mind and not care about being canceled.
Now these Democrats got you out there tap dancing.
At least MGK isn't scared to be himself.
You and Macklemore are white but both wish you weren't pale.
I got more street cred than you.
They trouble me in jail.
I'm rich and my wife's a supermodel.
I can't fail.
Mega is a cool word but I'm thinking about changing it to mega.
Please make Eminem great again.
I'm about to go martial law on Marshall Mathers.
Eminem beating me is fake news like Dan Rather.
You said I got you flustered.
I bet you really love me.
Maybe fix Detroit first, it's like a third world country Trust me, I'ma win this battle bigly, this is huge Every rapper used to love me, so they trusted fake news I have a lot of money, so compared to me, you're broke Eminem and Eminem's, the candy both went woke You're a Hollywood sellout, probably owned by China Add a color to the gay flag for Feminem's vagina I don't wanna hear another word Oh, that is so fun.
Oh my gosh.
You remember Eminem did that video?
We played it, right?
We played it on the show.
I think we did.
Yesterday.
Yes, and oh my gosh, that is a perfect, perfect.
M&M instead of M&M. How in the world do they get Trump's voice?
That's just the coolest thing ever.
Oh, really?
It's just a program, and you just rap, and his voice comes out.
Oh, that's incredible.
So he was rapping to that.
He made it last night.
He said, I'm making something as a response.
I'm going to have Trump rapping back, rapping at M&M for that crap he spewed about him yesterday.
So he put it out.
It's funny.
That is the cutest thing.
I absolutely love.
Great job.
You know what?
People are so talented and so creative now.
It's incredible.
It's so much fun to watch.
That AI is scary.
I know that they're really clamping down on it.
It is scary because that's Trump's voice and I'm going, how in the world?
It sounds just like him rapping, let's face it.
This is, you can't, I mean, when Eminem comes out, I mean, the guy's like, he comes out and he says, man, he's a billionaire and he's brainwashing these people to think that he cares about them.
I mean, who, why would anybody, you know, believe somebody that's rich like that?
Eminem's worth $250 million, the irony.
Yeah, you're right, Eminem.
Oh, wow.
But this is how you beat the left.
You beat them in their own game.
You don't just go under Eminem and say, you suck, we hate you, you look like this.
This is how you do it.
You do an AI Trump rapping back at his ass.
Exactly.
He's got like 600,000 views right now.
Answer back.
Oh my gosh, that is so cool.
But you know who I thought it was?
I thought it was Captain Deplorable.
Because he sounds just like President Trump.
I mean, I was like, wow.
I mean, he's got mad skills.
No.
No, it's him.
It's the rapper rapping.
Oh, my gosh.
How fun.
He said he can do this.
He can do this with Hillary or anybody now.
Oh.
He's going to come up with some good ones.
He's going to start rapping.
There's going to be some really good ones coming out.
And we can play it on the show because, I mean, it's his and he's not going to mess with us.
Yeah.
I mean, as long as we have permission, I'm good because I get strikes and booted off.
They look for a reason to knock off my channels, as you know.
I mean, I'm just a sitting duck waiting to be grabbed.
Constant.
Quack.
I know.
Quack is right.
These people are quack.
I'll tell you what.
You've got guns.
Quack is whacked.
You've got guns, burner phones, and fake registrations.
The buried Michigan voter fraud scandal.
GBI Strategies Director Gary Bell had 70 organizations operating in 20 states in 2020 tied to Joe Biden campaign.
This is huge.
This is huge.
And not to mention the fact that now all of a sudden you've got a January 6th committee who has destroyed all of the evidence.
Never in my life did I think that we would hit the absolute depths that this Democrat Party has gone to.
The whole thing.
All of them.
That's what they're doing.
They're cheating to get in.
Yep.
And once they cheat and have the AG and everybody, they are prosecuting anybody that calls out.
They're cheating.
They're doing it Trump nationally right now.
But anybody calls out the cheating, what do you think?
The Georgia thing is the call.
Of course.
Where the water main that ran through a building.
A water main ran through a building.
You ever heard of that before?
No.
No.
And that burst that didn't burst.
Yeah, the one that water main goes underground, not in a building.
Most people know this.
Yeah, they're like 36 inches diameter.
Yeah, and each 10-foot stick weighs a ton.
You know, it should be illegal to spend our taxpayer money on all of these shenanigans for an upcoming election, and yet the Democrats have zero shame.
This administration is the worst of the worst, and they don't care.
They're using our money to do all of these investigations and everything else.
This is an attack like nothing we've ever seen before.
So President Trump is not holding back.
He said, So now that I have full subpoena power because of the freedom of speech sham indictment by crooked Joe Biden, deranged Jack Smith, and the DOJ, it has just been reported that the unselect January 6 Committee of Political Hacks and Thugs We're good to
go.
He is 100% right.
The cheating never stopped.
The PSYOPs never stopped.
This is a regime that is spinning out out of control because they have to protect their tracks.
That's what this is about.
They have been caught red-handed and they know the American people realize that now.
Whether you're a Democrat or a Republican, you can't help but know what's going on here.
They are going after their political opponent and they are trying to jail him for the rest of his life so that he never comes back into power.
Yeah, so you see the Twitter thing today where they did a search warrant on his tweets?
Certainly.
For God's sakes.
I know it.
Elon Musk was...
Oh yeah, Elon Musk didn't play that game.
No.
They fined him $350,000.
But yeah, so Julie Kelly just said Jack Smith claimed Trump was a flight risk to that crazy judge Barry Howe to prevent Trump from knowing about the Twitter search warrant and his team.
Barry Howe agreed that Trump would flee from prosecution and she's ordered the case sealed now.
You know what?
This is really sad.
Now, do you think we're going to have the lamestream media that says this is the most transparent?
They're going to handcuff him and put him in jail just so everybody knows.
Oh, certainly.
They're looking for a mugshot and they want handcuffs.
Oh, I'm not talking about a mugshot.
They're going to put him in jail.
Oh, I agree.
And they're doing that because they want a civil war.
And they're going to do it and they're going to put him in jail and he's going to grow ten times stronger when it happens.
Oh, it's true.
It's absolutely true.
And when you start looking at the lengths they will go to, sealing all of this information so that the American people don't know, we know.
We've known.
They've been spying on President Trump's DM since the very beginning of time.
Guess what?
They've had this information.
If anybody paid attention to the Twitter files, they know flat out they were spying on everybody's DMs.
That's why you and I took ours to text.
Remember when we first met?
You said, hey, you know what?
They're watching our account.
Let's talk about this on a totally different...
Oh, yeah.
It's horrible.
Man.
Eric Snowden warned everybody they were doing this, and they treated him like he was the big super spy for warning the American people that they were lying about spying on us.
That's exactly right.
And you'll still talk to all those people and say, oh, he's a spy in China.
Russian spy and this and that.
He's evil and he should be tried for treason.
Y'all the ones that should be tried for treason.
Absolutely.
How about, did he sell $20 million worth of access like Hunter, Crackhead Hunter and Joe, Sniffy Joe, old Scratch and Sniff?
Mm-mm.
No.
I mean, this is really, this is outrageous.
And the way that they're treating Hunter Biden versus Donald Trump, you've never seen any, you know, this is so completely upside down world stuff that I don't know how they expect America to move forward after what it's just witnessed.
I mean, this is such a grave injustice on every level.
How are these people still able to operate?
I'll tell you how.
Because you've got the Republicans up there that have got the gavel that aren't using it.
Why aren't they impeaching Merrick Garland?
That should be on the docket.
Number one, stop all of this nonsense.
There's nothing they can do that they're going to do it.
Not with McCarthy in charge.
Quit funding Jack Smith.
Go right there.
Stop funding him with our money.
This is unreal.
I mean, here it is.
Kyle Cheney says, News Special Counsel Jack Smith obtained a search warrant for Donald Trump's Twitter account in January.
A delay in compliance by the company prompted a federal judge to hold Twitter in contempt and fine the company $350,000.
Details to come.
But they've had it.
I'm telling you, they've had it.
They've had it.
Everything that they've needed and everything that they could use against President Trump, they have used.
No question about it.
It's awful to actually witness.
It really is.
It's making everybody just so sick over the whole thing.
I know I am.
I am so sick of this corruption.
I don't even know what to say.
First, it was kind of fun.
Like, hmm, really light little play here.
They've gone beyond anything I thought was possible.
True.
Yeah, he's a complete commie dictator, this new special counsel.
And they got a corrupt judge that's going to rubber stamp anything he wants to do.
And he's running like he's the king, you know, like he's Caesar over everybody.
And he's not.
And the Republicans have so much power to stop this.
And they won't.
They won't.
In the meantime, what's the name of Biden's special counsel that he got at the same time for doing exactly what Trump did, but he don't have the power to declassify anything?
We have nothing.
We have absolutely...
Nobody knows his name because he ain't doing nothing.
Right.
Exactly.
Not anything.
That Merrick Garland is one of the most...
When you look back in this country's history, all the way through now, some of the biggest...
When you go back to Benedict Arnold, Merrick Garland and Christopher Wray is going to be two of the biggest traitors this country's ever known.
And I'll throw Dr.
Fauci in there.
I'm going to throw Barr in there.
I'm going to throw a whole bunch of Republicans in there.
McConnell, I'm going to throw him in there.
Anybody that has gone over to the Ukraine, I want an absolute investigation.
Romney, all of them.
McConnell, word for word, what I said the Republican Party was going to do months ago on this show.
For the good of the country, we cannot...
Repeats anybody for the good of the country.
Screw you.
If McConnell thinks he's not going to get heckled everywhere he goes now, he'll never go out in public again, ever, after that.
He was heckled by hundreds of people relentlessly for five minutes.
None of them should be able to go out in public again without facing the public sentiments.
Absolutely.
It's par for the course.
I'm sorry.
No violence.
No violence, of course.
You gotta say it now.
Oh yeah, isn't that ridiculous?
I mean, you assume that people know that, but just in case, hey, you know, make sure you don't, you aren't violent, but you can say whatever you want.
It's freedom of speech.
After January 6th, Lindsey Graham was walking to the airport and Mindy Robinson was cussing him like a sailor.
Wasn't she awesome?
Oh my gosh, I love her.
You cussed him up and down like a sailor.
I love Mindy Robinson.
I think she's awesome.
I mean, if it was on regular TV, it'd be like...
She is the best.
She was relentless.
She did not let him off the hook.
And he turned a tomato color.
I mean, really, he was so embarrassed because she called him out for being exactly what he was.
She called him a slithering, slimy snake and everything else that you can imagine.
A couple of bleeps in there.
And she was brilliant in it.
There were a whole bunch of people there.
And they followed him around the airport.
That's why, of course, in L.A., now they have their own little airport where they can fly in so they don't have to mess or mingle with the commoners.
That's what they're doing in L.A. Expect to see that.
Expect to see all of that money that was supposed to go into building our country, making it better, our roads and everything.
Expect for it to land in areas like Fairfax and Virginia and all of the nice places where all of these elite live.
All the rich people hang out.
Sure.
It's going to go to them.
It's going to go to their neighborhoods.
We're not going to see it.
We're not going to see it in downtown Hollywood or downtown LA. No, that's reserved for them.
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That's it?
I should have thought of it first.
I thought you did.
I really did when they handed it to me.
I went, Cat Turd's name is all over that one.
So is anybody going to do anything about the fact that we know that they cheated?
I mean, we've got even more proof on top of the proof that we already had.
We're going into an election.
What do the Republicans have up their sleeve to make sure that this doesn't continue to go on?
Any ideas?
I mean, Kat?
Yeah, they're going to be on vacation for the next four weeks.
That's it.
That's what they plan to do.
Oh my gosh.
Ronna McDaniels is going to get some more lip injections and some Botox and then she's going to go on handy four times this month and then she's got to go you know On a private plane with a bunch of drinks and then take a limo to a $22,000 plate dinner.
And, you know, that's all it takes.
You don't have to worry about ballot harvesting and cheating.
You never have to mention it.
You just give a bunch of rich people to give you money for a dinner and you all hobnob and dress up and there's a little red carpet where everybody gets their picture taken.
And that's how you win elections.
You didn't know that.
That's all she does.
She's worthless.
Meantime, You know, Scott Presser, he has to buy new shoes every week from beating his feet like a bicycle, beating the street like a bicycle clown.
I mean, running over every state, registering people, doing this, what she should be doing, what she should have an army.
And she won't contact him.
You know why?
Because he makes her look worthless as she is.
So she'll never contact him.
No, he's going to show her up each and every single time.
He could run circles around this woman.
This woman is a complete waste of space, at least in the position that she's in.
I don't have a problem with her getting injections or laying by the pool or eating parfaits.
Not at all.
No problem.
You do you.
However, we've got a country to save here and you're not the person.
So if you really loved this country at this point, you would hand the baton over to somebody that can actually do the job and get results.
If you love it that much, that's exactly what you would do.
But the donors put her in there, and they did it for themselves.
Yeah, they did it for themselves.
She's gotten rich losing elections and not doing anything, sucking up to rich people.
I mean, they just don't get it.
And then they wonder why we like Trump so much because he's out here talking to us and he's talking bad about you guys.
You hate Trump.
You're trying to put him in jail because he's out here with us and he's not up there trying to cheat and steal everybody in all the countries like you scumbags are doing in both parties.
And getting, you know, being worth $300 million like Nancy Pelosi on Insider Trading.
He's out here talking to us if you're wondering why we love him.
We can't stand you watching Elite Scum.
And he's out here with us and he's on our side.
And there's only one game in town in the primary.
It's over.
It really is.
All these other people can claw.
I mean, that...
Save your money, RNC. My parents don't even know how to pump gas, for God's sakes.
I mean, their team are so dumb.
Every one of them, their team's dumb.
They're dumb.
They're candidates.
Their online team's just lame.
I don't know who's advising any of these candidates to go against Trump, but when you go against Trump in a primary and you think you're going to walk in there and announce, and then you're going to go 10 points ahead, you're crazy.
Good luck.
That's what they thought.
That's what they thought.
This is so embarrassing.
You even have the gas binging.
You've got the sounds binging in the back.
Yeah, he's not pumping gas, just like he wouldn't be running the country, right?
His donors would be the ones that are running the country.
Don't you know how all of this works?
This is how they own politicians like Mike Pence.
This is why President Trump is the most incredible candidate of our lifetime.
We've been able to put him in office before and we've got to make sure that we do it again.
We're going to need all hands on deck or we're going to get the fly.
He ain't never pumped gas in his life.
He don't know how to put it.
But first you gotta pay, and then you gotta get it approved, and then you gotta take it off, and you gotta select which one you want, then you push the button, and then you pump.
They should at least, he didn't have to pump it, but they at least should have, you know, got it set up to where he didn't.
He probably had a diesel knob in there.
This is so embarrassing.
This is so embarrassing.
I've got to play it just so everybody can see it because it's so silly.
But here it is.
Beep.
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
Hey, everybody.
Mike Pence here. - Sure.
Remember $2 a gallon gas?
I do.
And then Joe Biden became president of the United States and launched his war on energy.
Since that time, gasoline prices are up 60%.
His hand isn't even on the lever, okay?
This is where his hand is.
He doesn't even know that that's what you do, bud.
Okay, so I look at the grip because I'm a tennis player.
I always look at the grip.
He doesn't.
You're right.
Oh, my God.
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Loo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-sir.
By 2040?
We were exporting fuel with Trump in two years.
2040?
That's a Democrat trick.
We're going to have all cars electric by 2058.
Well, you're only in office one more year.
How are you going to pull that off?
Oh boy, how awful.
I know it.
That shirt, man, that shirt just came right off the rack of Men's Warehouse.
Like I said, he doesn't even have his hand on the lever.
That's a pretty purple shirt you got there, buddy.
It's really pretty and it's really purple.
This guy is such a clown.
Well, they all are.
Don't get any fake gas on your purple shirt from Men's Warehouse.
Oh, gosh.
What a joke.
God.
Tool.
He really is, but they all are.
That's the whole thing.
So, I mean, what we have.
He really pulls up in his limo and the driver gets out and pumps his gas.
He has never pumped gas.
I mean, not in a decade.
He ain't got a clue.
No, definitely not.
I mean, but they're all that way.
Like he owns a red, looks like a Ford short bed truck.
He borrowed it from the lot down the street, don't you know, right?
I mean, that's exactly what it did.
It doesn't have a scratch or a dent on it.
You just can't see it.
No dent, no scratch.
No.
Shirt.
It's red.
Shirt's right off the rack.
I mean, he's probably got a manicure.
Oh, it's so bad.
The whole thing.
No, I'm never getting a manicure and I'm never getting a pedicure.
Just so you know, I'm never doing it.
Interesting, because whenever I go, I am surrounded by soy boys.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're surrounded by soy boys in LA. I've got soy boys around me.
I'm not doing it.
I don't think anybody has to worry about that.
Somebody tried to get me to do one one time.
I said, let me tell you something.
My great-grandfather never got a manicure.
My grandfather, my father, and I'm not getting one either.
Yeah, you'll be fine without them.
I happen to enjoy them.
It's like my little treat to self.
Go in there and wear a Halloween mask and nobody see me in there.
I don't do that shit.
So this is an interesting, interesting report.
It's an eye-opener for sure.
So back in October, you had the Muskegon, I guess that's how you say it, city clerk noticed something fishy.
A mysterious black female dropped off stacks of completed voter registration application, and guess what?
They all had the same handwriting, non-existent addresses, and incorrect telephone numbers.
So the police department was called in to investigate and things started getting even more intriguing.
Turns out these registrations were linked to a group called GBI Strategies.
And their temporary offices were scattered all over Michigan.
But here's where it gets even crazier.
When the police raided one of their offices masquerading as an eyeglass store, they found semi-automatic guns, silencers, burner phones, and even a bag of prepaid cash cards.
I mean, who runs a voter registration operation with that kind of setup?
So the investigation was handed over to the FBI, but like many other investigations, it just fizzled out.
So there is some serious problems with what happened in Michigan, and it is all coming out.
It is now being exposed for what it is.
People are talking about it.
800,000 ballot applications.
Michigan State Senator Ruth Johnson, who is herself a former Secretary of State, told the Gateway Pundit that, that 800,000 ballot applications were sent to non-qualified voters in Michigan, including many individuals who moved or died, and even some individuals who were underage or non-citizens.
Many were sent to people out of state.
Joe Biden didn't get 25 million votes nationwide, folks.
This is the biggest cheating operation from top to bottom, from the FBI pretending like Russia did something that was them, to them, to the 51 intelligence agencies, to all the mainstream media's in on it.
Let me tell you something.
Everybody knows they cheated elections.
Nancy Pelosi knows.
Joe Biden definitely knows.
Christopher Wray knows.
Merrick Garland knows.
Every person you see on the news knows.
That's a liberal, disgusting rat.
They all know the election was cheated.
Every single one.
All of them.
In their private conversations, they know it was because, you know, why?
Because it was, and everybody knows it.
Oh, certainly.
I mean, people want to know who this Gary Bell is.
Well, let me tell you something.
This guy, he's with GBI Strategies LLC. It's a left-wing campaign consulting company run by Gary Bell.
With a mailing address in Alexandria, Virginia, a quick online search also shows that GBI Strategies LLC is located in Tennessee.
Gary Bell has a limited presence online.
He keeps a low profile despite his impressive resume.
So you've got he is managing over 70 organizing operations in 20 states that lends logistical and consulting support to seven other states.
Yeah.
He brags about it.
Everybody involved in that should be in prison the rest of their life.
Perk walk, made examples of, public trials.
Absolutely.
This is what happens when you cheat elections in America.
But they don't want to do it.
Well, the left doesn't want to do it, and neither does the establishment.
Of course not.
No.
They're too chicken.
These are their operatives.
Republicans are too chicken to give Adam's ship a one-penny fine.
Not a one-penny fine.
One penny's too much.
Here comes Brain Freeze McConnell.
It's just like, hey, hey, buddy.
No.
And everybody's like, didn't you feel sorry for him?
Hell no.
This guy's destroyed the country for 40 years.
He's a lying pimp for China.
I can't stand this guy.
I could care less what happens to him.
Don't care at all.
Well, I don't want to see anything bad happen.
I don't care at all.
I mean, I'd be lying if I sit here and told everybody, you know, I care if something happens to him.
I don't.
I just want him to retire.
Go fishing.
Go bounce a great grandkid on your knee.
You know what I want?
I want to see them punished.
That's what I want.
I want them to have to go through the entire process that they have abused in every which way.
And I want to watch every single absolute moment of it.
And I want conservative podcasters to cover it like nobody's business.
And I want the ratings just to rise on the conservative movement.
Because let me tell you something.
We've never seen corruption like this.
And they have all been in it together.
This entire time.
They are part of the problem.
All of them.
When you look at how many entities went against one man and went against its citizens, All of these people need to be traced.
They all need to be investigated.
They all need to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
They have broken so many laws, privacy laws, every kind of law.
And it's got to stop.
We have to be the ones that are going to stop it, though.
They're not going to.
They absolutely are not going to.
They can't.
They're the part of it.
They know that if they were to start any kind of investigation or try to hold anybody accountable, it's going to be a domino effect.
The first domino falls and all them swamp rats up there start circling the drain so they all protect each other.
Certainly.
They're going after Trump on total bullshit made-up charges.
And they've tried, I mean, they've tried to put everybody that's ever known him or talked to him in prison.
You got that right.
And guess what?
He's trying to subpoena the January 6th committees, the kangaroo court, where old traitor Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney pretend to be Republicans.
They're trying to, and guess what?
They're gone.
They've destroyed them.
They've destroyed everything.
That's the most outrageous thing.
The case needs to be dismissed, but here's the thing.
There were many people that actually are serving sentences due to what they presented as so-called evidence, okay?
When they destroyed that, out goes all of that information as well.
This is unprecedented.
It really is, and somebody's got to make this question.
It really isn't.
Mueller and them, every time they got all these phones from everybody involved that could prove Trump's innocence.
And remember, oh, we can't find that phone.
Oh, this phone got wiped clean.
Hunter Biden's laptop?
Remember when...
I don't know whose phone they had, but Peter's Trucks or somebody like that.
Sure.
Oh, we punched the password in wrong ten times and it froze and we can't get it now and Apple won't let us get in.
Remember that?
Oh, yes.
Every excuse.
It's the same thing.
They got caught spying on Trump and trying to frame Flynn and frame Trump.
And the Mueller report, they issued that special counsel to cover all that.
So every time they get a phone, they destroy it.
We can't find that.
Oh, them phones were destroyed.
All the records were gone.
That's why President Trump is taking the truth.
And I mean, he is truthing like nobody's business.
He's calling them all out.
And it's so good that he actually is.
You've got Nancy Piglosi.
You brought her up.
Can't blame me.
Nancy Piglosi, she declares America will cease to exist.
If Trump becomes president again, they are terrified.
They are so terrified.
And that's why we're going to win hand over fist.
I mean massive.
Massive.
We're going to have to.
There's no question about it.
They are afraid of President Trump like I've never seen before.
And that's why you know if you're voting for him and if you're working on his behalf, he's the candidate.
He's the one that can right this ship.
So Nancy Piccolosi has called the latest indictment against President Trump beautiful.
And asserted that if he is elected as president again, it will mean the end of America completely.
Her America, the one that she's been able to skirt the laws on and do all this insider trading and everything else, or our America, the one that we love and adore, the one that we actually live in.
She knows, as does the rest of the establishment, the Uniparty, whatever you want to refer to them as, is that if President Trump gets into office for another four years, he knows where the bodies are buried and he knows exactly who to go after.
And he will.
And now that they have set this precedent of going after their political opponents, he can do the exact same thing.
Now, I'm not saying that's the right thing to do, but when people are committing treason, here's the deal.
They need to be punished for treason.
And all of these people have participated in that.
They need to be held accountable.
We have no structure.
Nothing.
This is a free-for-all.
This is, they get up in the morning and they just decide which way they're gonna go.
That's how they're running our country.
And they are destroying it.
And they're not being held accountable for it.
And you're right when you say they want a civil war.
That's what they want.
They're not doing anything to help you.
If you're listening, the Biden administration don't give a damn about you and half the Republicans either.
All the Biden administration's do is right now, they've got the FBI working and the DOJ working overtime to hide Hunter and Biden's treason and the whole Biden garbage family treason and to try to go after their political opponents.
They're not doing anything else besides that.
That's all they're concentrating on.
They're not doing anything to help the country.
They got a wide open border.
Oh, he is so ridiculous.
I mean, and he is completely failing.
He is losing support all across the country.
And that's why she's saying what she's saying.
Because she knows that, honestly, America is not on the side of Joe Biden.
Never have been 81 million votes.
Give me a break.
So you've got a report here from the Gateway Pundit.
Biden losing ground with working class blacks and Latino voters.
Don't think any of this is going unnoticed.
They are very aware.
He's losing ground completely.
And one of the main reasons that he's struggling in polls against former President Trump is his glaring underperformance with a constituency that That has long been overwhelmingly Democrat, non-white voters without a college degree.
And they're starting to see it in the polls.
You've got a lot of independents that are now watching and saying, you know what?
At least when President Trump was in charge, our lives were better.
We were having a good time as a nation.
He's funny.
People are starting to understand his personality now, too.
And they're going after this man in this way, in this magnitude?
Well, now I'm curious about him.
Now let's see what he has to say.
He's gangster style.
Well, the real gangsters are the ones that are up there in Washington, D.C. They are acting like a cartel, completely spun out of control.
And I don't understand why the Republicans are sitting there just, you know, hovering around, patting them on the back, saying, oh, it's okay.
We're not going to impeach.
Who listens to McConnell the turtle?
Anyway, I couldn't believe—I mean, of course, I believe that he comes out and says that about President Trump, that an impeachment wouldn't be good for our country right now.
But imagine, they impeached President Trump twice for no reason at all.
That's what we're dealing with with these fools.
I have never seen such a runaway administration in my life.
They're going to bring this country down to its knees and they could destroy this country.
And that's what happens when you cheat to win.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
If they cheated to get in, you think anything's off the table for these idiots?
Mm-mm.
Nothing is off the table.
And McConnell has warned House GOP on Biden impeachment not good for the country.
Oh, really?
Really?
You're not good for the country.
No.
He'll brain freeze at your house.
He needs to retire.
And then Dianne Feinstein, she fell down again, and that's 100%.
You're her fault, family.
That's exactly it.
You're willing her out there when she don't even know what planet she's on and making sure she can go up there to Capitol Hill and you're embarrassing the hell out of her.
Who would do that to their family?
You're the blame, 100%.
Wow.
I guarantee you if that was my great-grandmother or grandmother, she would not be out there embarrassing herself.
She would be home and comfortable wherever she could be, especially because they got millions of dollars.
They'd be home, comfortable, and she wouldn't be out there.
And she'd been retired three years ago because I wouldn't let her embarrass herself like that.
And I would, you know, the family would have to have an intervention and put their foot down.
If they were a loving family.
If they cared.
However, I mean, Kat, look on the bright side, or at least it was a bright side for those that actually fell for the latest scam from the Biden administration.
She could always take one of those yellow buses that Kamala Harris was talking about until it filed for bankruptcy.
Those electric buses?
Yes.
Those little yellow buses that you were hearing all about last year?
Yes.
So you've got the Birmingham, California-based EV company has been a source of controversy for the Biden administration because Biden's energy secretary, Jennifer Granholm, hyped the company in her official capacity.
Despite the fact that she previously served on Proterra's board and held over a million dollars worth of stock in the company, even after she was confirmed as the head of Biden's energy department.
You see how it runs?
See how it operates?
This is how they do it.
So, of course, she was pushing all of this, as was Kamala Harris.
Well, belly up they went.
Poof!
That was it.
Incredible.
It was founded in 2004, and according to Canary Media, they had raised about $682 million in venture capital from investors, including Daimler, a generation investment company, Kleiner Perkins,
Tau Capital Partners, Soros Fund Management, Cowan Sustainable Advisors, and GM Ventures to build electric buses that gained a foothold in early North American deployments.
Soros fund management and all of a sudden now they all go bankrupt after we put in our taxpayer money into something like this and now they just disappear.
Smells like a scam to me.
Anybody going to investigate that?
The whole loop inside Washington, D.C. is one big giant scam.
It is.
It's a pyramid scheme.
Not our country, because we've got a great country, we've got great people, but the politicians and the bureaucrats in Washington, D.C., I don't know if there's a more corrupt government in the world right now than those ridiculous people we've got in D.C. right now.
Honestly, I hate saying that, but it's just true.
It is true.
I mean, this is a pyramid scheme.
They are all getting paid for their efforts.
Don't think that they're not.
This is just like Carlin said, it's one big club and we're not in it.
No, they take the money out of our hard work, our hard-earned businesses, our companies that we've formed.
They take it and then they use it to their advantage.
And then they fund all of these people like Soros and they come up with these ideas.
The next big thing is the climate change.
Why?
Because they are going to make an absolute fortune off of climate change.
It's going to be the biggest scam we've ever, ever seen in our lifetime.
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Alright, so how do you want to end this whole thing here, Kat?
We've got Biden, or we've got more Biden, or we've got climate change, or we've got Chip Roy.
I know he went all scorched earth.
That was amazing.
What'd he do?
He told Biden he can go straight to hell.
I didn't see that one.
Oh, yeah.
Texas Republican Representative Chip Roy went scorched earth on the Biden administration for allowing the Mexican drug cartels to control our southern border after images of armed cartel members wearing body armor were seen crossing the border unopposed.
Welcome to our world.
Three years, seven million people have crossed our border.
Okay.
This is Bidenomics for you.
Yeah, this is incredible.
So he went loose.
He just let loose on Joe Biden and Republicans who are complicit in the savagery that is occurring at the border.
He says, I call him the resident, of course.
I won't say the P word, not with that loon.
And his administration can go straight to hell.
And I'm tired of Republicans who are giving lip service to it because they want cheap.
And it's true.
Look at what they're doing.
Look at what's happening to our borders.
Why they haven't impeached Mayorkas is ridiculous to me.
I mean, you have got an absolute situation where they are not protecting our borders or our country.
They are letting fentanyl in, human trafficking, drugs, you name it, the whole thing.
And it is affecting our neighborhoods.
It's affecting our cities.
It's only getting worse.
And this is happening.
President Trump wanted to build a wall.
Do you know how many walls we would have right now with the amount of money that Joe Biden and his administration have taken from the American people?
Do you know we would have the strongest border anybody has ever seen?
The strongest country anybody has ever seen?
I mean, that is truly where we are.
Well, it looks like we lost Mr.
Cat.
Cat, are you back?
I don't know what happened to you.
I'm back.
Just like, where's the cat?
I was, you know, you're looking for stuff and you're pushing buttons and I accidentally hit leave on the thing when I was like swiping.
I'm like, whoops, that was my fault.
Oh, my God.
I looked up because, I mean, normally you like to chime in on the border situation.
I'm going, where is my cat?
I'm having PTSD from Carrie Lake interview.
I got kidnapped by Mexican cartel.
I know.
I'll never get over that.
It's like, oh, my gosh.
Whenever I don't see you in here, I start to get all nervous.
I'm like, oh, no.
Oh, no.
Where's cat?
So, anyway, you were just playing around on your phone.
That's your reasoning here?
Well, I don't play around.
I'm actually looking for stories doing this, you know.
But...
Oh my gosh.
I hit the wrong button.
Don't hit the red button.
Yes, stay away from that red button for sure.
I mean, it's crazy.
The news cycle, you could go all day long.
I mean, here you've got billions going to Ukraine again.
Billions for Ukraine could have built a wall two times across the U.S.-Mexican border.
It's so true.
I mean, look at this.
America lasts.
Biden's billions for Ukraine could have built a wall two times across the U.S.-Mexico border.
He goes to Arizona.
What does he talk about?
Climate change!
The hoax!
Geez.
He has sent more than $66 billion in American taxpayer money to Ukraine since the start of its war with Russia.
An allocation of money that could have built a border wall nearly two times across the United States-Mexico border.
That is just unbelievable.
Are they all planning their big escape?
I mean, is that where all of these criminals plan on moving once we start subpoenaing them and once we start prosecuting them?
I mean, is this going to be their go-to place of refuge?
Because they're not going to be able to run.
They're not going to be able to hide.
American people want justice for what they have done to our country, what they have done to us, the amount, the money they have stolen from us.
It's like nothing I have ever seen before.
I just go, wow.
I mean, can it get any worse?
And then the next day happens.
It's amazing to me that AOC parody account I started a month ago.
Man, does it piss people off.
They think it's her.
I think it's awesome.
Oh my gosh, are you kidding?
They get so mad.
Well, I mean, it's so real.
I tweeted, and this is her, you know, I tweeted, we should send 5 million Americans to fight in Ukraine to make room for the new Latinx citizens coming across the southern border.
Boy, that got them mad.
Oh, I'm sure it did.
It's amazing how many people think it's real, although it says parody twice and once in real big, giant, bold letters I put in there.
And not only that, you make a joke right out of the gate.
I mean, I'm the boss.
You bad, bro?
Parody.
Well, I know.
I mean, you've got it right up there, but I think it's fantastic.
They get mad.
We need that kind of humor right now, Kat.
I mean, this is exactly it.
This is what they hate the most.
They hate the memers.
They hate us making fun of them.
They hate when we bring video clips of them talking one way and then changing their mind and going another.
This is what we have to keep doing.
She's so dumb.
No matter what I say, people still think it's her.
I mean, I think of the dumbest thing I can even think about saying.
And they still think it's her.
That's bad.
That's not good for me.
That's bad for her.
Yesterday I said, it's time to let Iceland join NATO. We're going to need all the ice for global warming.
And everybody's like, man, you're dumb.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I was cracking up at this one, and this is how we'll leave today, because it was fun.
And this one was from President Trump, and he absolutely took a swipe at Chris Christie.
He says, I was extremely respectful of sloppy Chris Christie today in New Hampshire.
During a speech in front of a large crowd of patriots, somebody shouted out that Chris Christie is a fat patriots.
Rather than acknowledging that, which many speakers would have done, I said, no, no, he's not a fat pig.
I'm sure Chris would have been very happy with my defense of him.
Man.
Oh.
Man.
He can't mess with the best.
He really, really cannot.
He's just the best.
He's as good as it gets.
And that's why we love him.
And we're going to continue to support him 100%.
All right, everybody.
I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
Be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
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