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Today is Monday, July 17th, 2023, episode number 370.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Oh, it's really hot again.
We had rain for about four or five days.
It's the 99 degrees with 99% humidity.
Oh my gosh, that is so brutal.
It is so brutal.
We don't have the rain to cool us off.
I mean, it's just dry heat and it goes on and on.
But it's a little bit nicer today.
I expect good weather this week.
It may be a little hot.
I may have to turn on the air conditioner.
You know, that's one of the things I normally don't do, but...
My poor dogs, especially Wiggles and Monkey because they got that thick fur.
It's like wearing a fur coat.
They have a room though with a big giant 10x10 kennel outside and they can go inside and they got a bed and they got air-conditioned.
So they're just living in there.
I let them out to run around the property but Pedro's in the house.
I let them out four or five times a day to run around the property.
He'll bark at the door when he's ready to come in, so he let him out, and you can count to about 50, and he goes, arf, arf, arf, arf, and be back in the A.C. Oh, I'll bet.
Well, one person that is hot that doesn't need any cooling off is President Trump.
My goodness sakes!
I was waiting for that.
Yep, I was waiting on it.
He is soaring in the polls, which brings up our title for today.
This is our 370th episode, mind you.
Wow.
I know.
It goes quick, doesn't it, Kat?
Man, it's a lot.
I know.
Anyway, so he is just dominating.
He is just one by one, just these candidates that they proposed.
He's just ruining their careers, and I love it.
They're ruining it for themselves.
He's not doing anything.
They're just being them, the rhinos that they are.
They are completely lost up there in Washington, D. Sleaze.
They have lost...
They have no grasp of what we the people want.
They live in a fishbowl and it translates.
They have no idea what side to even be on.
They just listen to their donors.
They have to have focus groups.
To tell people like Biden and Kamala Harris what the peasants, their lives are like.
I know.
Because they've never known because they were born with a silver spoon in their mouth.
They have no idea what it's like to live paycheck to paycheck or to...
To worry about bills or to do, you know, when something breaks, you have to fix it yourself.
They have no clues.
They have to focus groups to say, okay, this is how you act normal, like a normal human being.
And once you do that focus group and you try to act like a normal human being, you're going to have no connection with anybody.
It's fake.
Oh, it's completely fake.
They do not live in the real world.
They're completely out of touch with everyday Americans and what happens here in this country.
They are too busy focused on Ukraine.
And we are not.
We are interested in this country.
And this country has got a lot of problems that need to be fixed.
But President Trump, my goodness, he is dominating Turning Point Action straw poll with 85%.
Vivek Ramaswamy, he came out on top as the second preferred candidate with a 51.2% support.
It just, you know, me, I'm not big into the polls.
They do try to be more accurate.
Like two years out, you don't even have to worry about them.
a year out, but now it's getting to where they're about to have their first debates and all that stuff.
Then they'll be a little bit more accurate, and then right before the election, they'll try to be accurate.
So they'll say, look, on election day, we had it.
Of course, you know, it was 15 points different the day before, but it's just the trick of it.
But, I mean, when you have all these polls and every one of them, I mean, I'm telling you, six months ago, it was neck and neck, and then it was slid in a 15% Now all of them are 30 to 40%, 39, 42.
I mean, it's just, the people have already made up their mind.
There's not any change in it.
Well, then we should save all of that money and put it towards President Trump's campaign.
Hello, I'm talking to you, RNC. And get it ready, and all the other donors should just go ahead and jump on the Trump train, because that is where it is headed.
I mean, this is just going to be an absolute landslide.
Trump's an icon.
Yes, he is.
You ever see him fly into somewhere, or walk into a sporting event, or walk into a room?
They act like everybody hates him, but everywhere he goes, they line the streets to see this guy.
And that's what you're running against.
You're running against somebody who they're in.
And now that they're they're persecuting and prosecuting him for nothing.
I mean, it's just making him bigger.
They're helping to make his name bigger.
They're going to remember him in 100 years and all these other people.
They're never going to talk about.
Love him or hate him.
That's true.
It is true.
And here's the thing.
His base is 100% on board Trump train, even to the point of writing his name in, whether he is a candidate or not.
But besides that, you've got a Republican Party that is completely broken.
It was interesting.
We were all talking on Saturday.
You know, I do a Saturday show.
And if it came down to it, let's pretend you only had two people that were on the ballot, whether you had Kennedy and Pence, for example, one of the establishment rhinos.
Majority of people in the chat said that they would actually leave the party and vote across the aisle for Kennedy.
I feel the exact same way.
I would definitely vote Kennedy over Pence.
Exactly.
All day long.
Not over everybody, of course, but Pence.
I know it.
I mean, I don't know who you could put against Pence.
I wouldn't vote.
Christy.
I mean, we already know about these players.
I wouldn't vote before I had to vote for Christy.
I mean, this is where we are.
The party isn't aware of how much of a following they have actually lost as a result of these rhinos and establishment.
They don't even get it.
They really don't get it.
People are openly talking about not being a part of a party, voting for a candidate.
That's what's happening on the Republican side.
This party is in grave need of being completely remade, and it's not going to be remade in Ronna McDaniel form, right?
The lip injections are not going to help this party, okay?
It is going to take something like President Trump, or we have to start all over again with a new one, because that's the state of where we are right now.
And I think it's been a huge eye-opener for a lot of- Why do women get them big old giant lip injections?
They look like a damn duck.
I don't understand it.
I really don't.
It must be for other women, because I don't know a guy in my life that doesn't absolutely loathe it.
It's just strange.
I mean, the soup coolers, it's a look, and they all look the same.
Quack, quack.
I don't know.
I don't know what that is supposed to be.
I bet you see them out in Hollywood.
I see them everywhere.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, I bet they have some serious soup blowers out there.
I would be amazed at what goes on over here.
I don't understand that fad and I don't understand how that became attractive.
I just don't get it.
Well, that and the peanut butter hair and the extensions and everything else.
I don't know.
At some point, where's the natural beauty?
I don't get it.
I don't do anything like that to myself.
I really don't.
I don't feel like I need to.
I like looking different than everybody that walks around that looks like a Kardashian.
I'm starting to look a little old because I'm getting old, but whatever I look like, that's what I'm going to be.
I don't have to worry about it.
Well, they all look the same.
It's like they all have the exact same plastic surgeon because you can't tell one from the other.
The fight not to grow old is a crazy thing in the United States.
The fight to forever pretend to be young.
I mean, just look at the filters and Everything everybody uses now, too.
I mean, there's no telling what they really look like.
Well, exactly.
And that's the thing.
It's never been about what a person looks like to me.
Me neither.
And it was never supposed to be about that particular person.
And so when people are like, why don't you come out?
I'm like, you know what?
Well, first off, I have a safety issue living in Hollywood and being a conservative openly.
But then secondly, it's not supposed to be about me anyway.
It's supposed to be about the news.
It's supposed to be about what we're actually covering.
So once a person makes it about themselves, it's almost like it's lost.
And so I like to kind of keep everybody on what we're actually talking about.
Because it has nothing to do with that.
And the left has used that.
They've used divisive politics to separate people, to put people in different batches or buckets or what have you.
They're all being discriminated against.
I guess if you look hard enough, you could figure that out, that everybody has something that they're being discriminated against.
I'm a woman.
So just look at women's sports.
I feel like they're trying to completely eliminate us, and they are, in society even as a whole.
You want to talk about being regressive, that's a case in point right there.
How's the Hollywood strike going?
Are the bars full now?
Is everybody roaming the streets like zombies?
Yes, restaurants are hard to get reservations to.
The streets are packed because they are causing a ruckus, and it is fun.
It's actually fun to watch.
I mean, when you said on Friday it was really funny.
How do you feel about being, you know, somebody that's on the air that's actually working?
It took me a minute to think about that.
Because I'm working and they're not.
You only want a job in Hollywood.
You're making more than all the Hollywood stars right now.
At this present moment, yes.
I don't know, though.
They get those residuals.
Nobody cares.
No, they don't.
They really don't.
They're so self-important and think that, oh, my God, we can't see a TV show or a movie and our life's going to be over.
Right.
Trust me, it's not.
Just stay on strike.
That's fine.
That is absolutely fine.
Don't miss them.
But I don't watch TV or any of that stuff either.
It just doesn't appeal to me at all, especially when they've been constantly trying to put things in there to get people brainwashed into believing that this is normal.
Because it's not normal.
It's really not.
But one person that doesn't seem to get old ever is President Trump.
I swear, the man gets younger every single time I see him.
He really does.
He hasn't slowed down in the last eight years at all.
He looks wonderful.
He's at the very top of his game.
He's going to be stronger than ever this time around.
Fox News actually had a story.
Trump does an awful shank playing golf.
That was their headline.
Did you see that?
I saw that on your page.
Good God.
Is that news?
My God.
He shanked it?
And let me tell you something.
I don't care from the number one player in the world, Scotty Scheffler, all the way down to the number 500 player in the world.
Every one of them people have shanked the ball before.
I don't care who you are.
Isn't that ridiculous?
I don't care who you are.
You're going to shank it every now and then.
It's just the way it is.
I mean, but would that really be headlines anywhere?
I mean, you know, seriously, you shank a golf ball?
Okay, it happens to the best of us.
It truly does.
It means absolutely nothing else other than you shanked it.
You mean only one in one round?
That's good!
When I'm on the court.
I usually have at least six or seven.
Well, I still do it, you know.
I absolutely do.
I will miss hit a ball.
You see it in tennis all the time.
I used to play golf, and if you want to take a Duff or one of your friends that don't play a lot, take them to a course way out in the country.
Don't take them to one of them city courses that are nice, but they're surrounded by million-dollar homes.
Mm-hmm.
Because they'll be knocking them in the windows, knocking them in the yards, knocking their kids out.
Oh, it's so true.
Making sure they're way out there where there's tons of woods on each side of the fairway.
Oh, my gosh.
It really is something.
I mean, the whole thing has just gotten so ridiculous.
I took somebody golfing one time on one of them, and I was like, dude, I'm 0-3.
You're going to have to just ride and have some drinks or something because...
You're knocking all the windows out of all these million dollar homes.
Ping, pound, one in the pool.
Boom, one off the roof.
Bing.
The kid.
Definitely keeps it interesting.
I'm like, hey man, just call the golf car girl over here and get some liquor, man.
Ride with me.
We'll go somewhere else until tomorrow.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, you know, I'm just glad he's out there doing his thing and he's doing it great.
He's going to be stronger this time around and this is why they even fear him even more.
They are doubling down, tripling down on what they're doing and they're just going after President Trump because they know they absolutely cannot beat him.
And here is Laura Loomer.
She says the FEC reports came out over the weekend.
Governor Ron DeSantis' campaign finance report shows he raised a little over $20 million with an average donation of $1,200.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump raised $35 million and his average donation is $34.
Tell me, which one of these men sounds like a man of the people to you?
Exactly.
The main thing is not how much they raised.
It's the $1,200 for DeSantis per donor.
That means with all the people that give $10 and $5, there's a lot of people giving $20 and $10,000 to make that go to $1,200.
So, I mean, one's $34, so Trump's always been like that.
He's got all his donations from the grassroots.
Always.
Always.
And these are the people...
Man, think about the description.
It's not like 120 to 72.
It's 1,200 to 34.
That's exactly right.
It tells you everything you need to know.
It really does.
It tells you who's giving the money, who supports Trump.
You just can't buy that grassroots.
You're like, Trump can't win the general election.
Well, he's already won two.
Yes, he has.
But, you know, you can't...
They're like, well, he can't get independence.
Well, he can't get this.
You know what you have to have first?
You have to have your base.
And if you're polling 19% right now, after everybody knows you're running for six months, and you're voting 19%, 19% among your base, you don't have the base.
You damn sure can't win a general election without the base.
You don't have a prayer.
It's so true.
And understand that these people that are donating $34 are the very ones that are absolutely going to show up to vote for President Trump.
They are.
And with that question that I asked, when you start talking about these RINO establishment candidates...
People in our party have had enough of them completely to wear.
If there was an outsider, if there was an independent candidate, we would have no problem supporting that person, depending on who it was, because we are over it.
We are completely finished with the RINOs.
And the sooner this party starts to recognize that, and that the donors do not run the world, they may be able to place certain people up in there, but they're not going to get us all to vote.
They are going to start to realize they have got a bigger problem than they once anticipated.
It's bigger than this now.
So they need to get on board.
Just like everybody's tired of the woke crap, everybody's tired of this uniparty and all this fake stuff.
I mean, for Kevin McCarthy and all of them to come out and still tweet about, we both hold Merrick Garland accountable.
Oh, we?
I already would be holding accountable if I was where you are because I'd already whipped the vote and I'd already impeached him.
You know, what can I do about it?
I don't have no vote in Congress.
I don't have no donors.
I don't have no, you know, press.
I don't have a team.
You're the one that has to do it.
And they actually have the nerve to tweet stuff like that every day.
We really got to hold these accountable.
God, it's just, I hate these people.
I hate the Republican Party.
I swear, at this point, I hate them worse than Democrats.
I know.
This is exactly the consensus.
I mean, this is the norm.
This is how people feel.
The party's over, really.
I told you a long time ago, I am no longer a party girl.
Now, in California, I can afford not to be because we have open primaries, which means I can vote as an independent for whoever I want.
There are a lot of states out there that are closed.
You have to be a registered Republican or a Democrat in order to participate in the primaries.
It's important for you to know that.
And definitely check online, Secretary of State, whether you have an open or closed primary in your state.
That's the advice that I give people.
Yeah, because you can vote for who you want when the general election comes around, no matter who's Exactly.
And primary.
Who you're registered as.
Both, you know, both in the primary and then in the general.
So I can just vote, you know, for whichever, whoever.
We just don't have a political home right now, people that think like us.
There is none.
I don't even pretend to like the party.
I don't care nothing about them.
I don't either.
I don't cheer for them.
I can't even go to these events that are like pro-Republican.
If it's pro-Trump, I can go, but if it's pro-Republican, I don't care about it at all.
Well, we've completely carved out our own party.
And when people talk about creating a third party, it's already happened.
100% it's happened.
I mean, the fall of the Republican Party is a story that they're trying to cover up right now, but it's very clear.
You're either...
For Trump, which is the majority of the party, or you're not, and you're the minority.
Now, the minority is going to get squeezed out at some point because we're tired of the RINOs.
We're tired of the games.
We're tired of the establishment.
They just haven't had that conversation because they are hoping that President Trump just goes away.
Well, he's not going to go away.
Not his policies or anything else.
I don't know how these other candidates, I don't know who they listen to.
I know DeSantis fired half his team.
He needs to fire his online team.
But I don't understand what they're thinking.
I don't understand their strategy.
I don't understand any of it.
They don't have one.
It doesn't appear like they do at all.
They've made one wrong move after another.
What they should have done, of course, which everybody talks about openly, is he should have waited until it was his turn.
He would have inherited this base.
We would have all been there to completely support him.
Now we see him as a turncoat.
We see him as a spoiler.
And he is going to be destroyed.
I don't know how he even comes back from any of this.
I really do not.
And it's sad.
Because at one point, I really liked him.
Well, you know I like him as my governor, but I don't even have him as my governor anymore.
He's never here.
Right.
Well, I mean, that's why...
That's what pisses me off, because I fought hard to get him.
I don't care what anybody says.
He does a good job here in Florida.
Yes, he does.
But he's not here anymore.
We don't even have a governor.
That's exactly right.
He used to be down at Disney, and he used to be over here, down to the villages.
He used to go over to Tallahassee, go over to Panama City, go down to Miami.
And he was active and going around places in Florida.
Now it's all about, and it's only going to be about that.
And we have an insurance crisis here, folks.
I've had my insurance dropped on my house in the last five years, seven times or something like that.
And what they do is just a scam.
They'll cover you for four or five months, and they'll just send a letter.
Nope, we're not covering you no more.
And then they're either out of business or they just drop you.
And then they're just, there's hardly anywhere to go anymore.
And I finally got one and then they're like, nope, we won't cover you again.
So it's happening again.
It just happened again.
It's every three months I have to deal with this.
And they're running out of places to insure you here.
That is so true.
It's a real problem.
And President Trump is even saying, he's like, he's saying to DeSantis, go home and be governor.
Go ahead and do what you promised the people you were going to do.
In fact, it came out with a statement.
The desanctimonious super PAC always back down should focus more on Florida property and auto insurance, which has zoomed.
To the highest in the nation by far instead of spending money on a campaign that is going nowhere.
Come home, Ron, where you belong.
I agree.
I completely agree.
That was my number one complaint from the beginning when it happened.
I said, no, no, no, I didn't elect you to run around for two years in Iowa and Wisconsin.
The reason they changed the law just for him, but the reason they had this law was if you run for governor for president, if you ever run for president as governor, you had to resign.
The reason they did that is because they know for two years you're not going to be available.
Right.
Or a year or whatever it is, and we need a governor here.
There's a lot going on.
It happens fast.
And there's no way, and nobody's ever going to convince me because it isn't true.
There's no way, if you're only concentrating on Florida right now and you're not running for president, it's not going to be a million times different how the state runs.
You can't run it when you're not here.
On DeSantis itself, it's backfired on Florida, on his constituents.
In every single way, everybody lost as a result of this campaign.
Now, you know who's paying attention to how things went down is Gavin Newsom, because he kind of was patterning himself around DeSantis.
He thought...
That the next time around, that's who he was going to go head to head with.
But at this point, DeSantis is completely destroyed.
100%.
I'm not saying that we don't have other people, but for a long time, that was the whole thought, was that you were going to ultimately end up in a race...
The next time around between DeSantis and New Scum.
And I thought, you know what?
DeSantis can just take it away.
It's not going to be Biden, folks.
I say this every show, but Biden's gone.
Minimally, physically.
He don't, I mean, I mean, God.
To watch him around children now, it's just like, it's so gross and ridiculous.
It makes your skin crawl.
Oh, it's horrible.
It's really horrible to watch.
It's very uncomfortable.
I love babies, but I would never go up to a stranger's baby and touch the baby, number one.
I especially wouldn't bend over with my mouth and start mouthing its back or its ear or sniff its hair or whisper with my, you know, mouth against their ear.
I mean, who in the hell does that?
You don't even, you don't do that to other people's baby.
I don't care who you are.
It is so gross.
Here he is.
It is.
It's disgusting.
Why are you doing that?
I don't understand it.
Because he's a sick pedophile.
He won't smell it.
He is sick.
He is so sick.
I mean, he really is.
He's a disgusting weirdo.
Yeah, and he's just getting weirder and stranger.
He's almost like an alien.
He just can't hide what he does in private anymore because he's not all there.
That's right.
He can't hide it anymore.
Look at these polls, though.
I mean, look at this.
Trump, 53%.
DeSantis.
And Trump is up 39 points plus.
Then you've got DeSantis, 14%.
Rama Swarmy, 7%.
Pence, 7%.
Haley, 3%.
Scott, 3%.
Christie, 3%.
Hutchinson, 1%.
Burgum, 0%.
At what point?
Do we just keep going?
It's not Pence's concern.
Right.
The people of the United States are not my concern.
It's Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine.
For a great America, Ukraine has to win.
If Ukraine don't win the local dispute halfway around the world, then we're done for.
America's done for.
If they merge as one country, we're done.
We're done.
Forever.
My gosh.
This is really...
You listen to people like Kinzinger, he's constantly, Russia's a paper tiger.
They're not nothing.
Their military sucks.
That's all he talks about.
And in the same breath, oh gosh, if they take over, they're going to take over the world.
Didn't you just say their military was a paper tiger and they sucked?
That now they're going to take over the world?
How?
Mm-hmm.
They're not.
They can't.
They don't have the army to do it.
No.
That's not going to happen.
Russia's not going to invade the United States if they somehow win in Ukraine.
It's not going to happen.
Gosh.
Well, I mean...
It's ridiculous.
It's amazing.
It's amazing to watch this this whole thing and I get it that we're in a crunch time with you know the elections right around the corner and everything but the links that these people will go to you've got University of Florida officials they lied through their teeth about massively downplaying the vast scope of diversity equity and inclusion work in official filing to DeSantis so you've got the Daily Mail that is really reporting on all of this And its official reply to this
request, the UF reported 30 to 40 DEI schemes at a cost of more than $5 million per year.
They have uncovered more than 1,000 separate DEI programs at the university.
I mean, this is unreal.
They lie to the government.
And if you listen to the press in this nation or the Democrat Party, you swear there's Five million KKK marches going through every street right now.
And if you hang out, if you go anywhere with anybody in any city or anywhere, and it's always a diverse group because America's diverse, nobody's fighting about race.
Nobody's doing it.
No.
It's the most hilarious thing in the world.
You want to get rid of the race?
Stop talking about it.
Let everybody just live.
Exactly.
It's like trans rights.
We need trans rights.
Okay, what right does a trans not have?
List it legally.
Okay, here's the first amendment.
Do they have the first amendment?
Do they have the second amendment?
Do they have the third amendment?
Does the law apply to them?
If they get murdered, will somebody be charged with murder?
Does the law apply to them equally?
Every legal sentence, they have exactly the rights that you and I do.
But they're out there, we need trans rights now.
For what?
Why?
For what?
Right.
Nobody cares.
What do you mean you want trans rights?
You have every right that every other human may.
A guy dressed as a dude, a dude dressed in a dress, has every right that I have.
What's your point?
Exactly.
You just want to bitch and moan because you're a bunch of damn whining crybabies.
I don't care at all what people decide to do with their bodies.
I really don't.
I don't care how you dress.
I don't care if you decide that you're going to have this life-altering surgery.
I mean, that's on you.
If you decide that you want to do that, then go for it.
Stop crying about it and do it.
But I have a problem with the kids, with these children, and them luring them into it.
That's the whole point.
If you hadn't noticed, my God, everything they do is to try to screw with children and everything.
Well, I mean, it's frightening what these people are able to actually accomplish.
I mean, they are keeping these surgeries away from parents, even knowing that it's happening.
I mean, it's news to them that they've got their children up there right now being experimented on.
And that's exactly what's happening.
I mean, when you talk about this latest report, this was pretty frightening.
Pink-haired Portland surgeon who performs sex change surgery on trans children admits they face lifetime of infertility, unconscious, and sexual dissatisfaction in a now-deleted video.
It went viral again.
Somebody pulled this video back up.
God, it's so ridiculous.
You're young.
It's because it's your parents.
You just got all your sex organs cut off.
No matter what they put back onto you or fake or add or sew onto you, it's never going to work.
You're never going to have real sex again.
That's over.
Then they start pumping your body at a young age or any age Full of the opposite sex hormones.
Now, who thinks that's a good idea?
Who thinks that people that do that are going to live to be 85 years old and live healthy, happy, happy lives?
None of them are.
I'm telling you, these people are going to live short lives.
They've destroyed their bodies.
They can't have sex anymore.
They can't really because they've cut off all their genitals.
Can you imagine that?
I mean, really?
I cannot.
I really cannot.
They're dubbing this person as Dr.
Frankenstein.
I mean, that's who it is.
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, because these are all experimental, and they know this.
They are experimental.
Frankenstein made a monster out of scratch.
He didn't take a human being and put him on a tam and turn him into a...
Oh my gosh.
I mean...
They're sickos.
These people are absolute sickening.
Yes, they are.
Criminal sickening.
Frightening.
Frightening.
None of these people are going to be happy.
Okay, I'm sad.
I'm not the right person in my own body.
Okay, you're going to be real happy when we cut all your genitals off and mutilate you and start giving you the opposite hormones.
And then what?
What's going to happen when you're not happy then in two years?
Oh, man!
It was a mental issue that you might have just went to a shrink over.
Is that going to make you happy now?
How can that make you happy?
Well, this is the thing.
What makes them happy is the attention that they receive prior to doing all of this.
Now, once it's done, it's over.
They are no longer the next up for that big surgery.
You can't reverse it.
I know.
There is nothing you can do to get that feeling back, to be able to have children or whatnot.
It's over.
You're closing the chapter on all of those things.
I can't imagine even going to the doctor or even mentioning that.
I know, but they are.
What are you here for today?
Do you have a cold?
No, doctor, I'd like you to turn my Wiener Switzel into a hot pocket, Stevie.
I mean, really?
This is unreal.
Yeah, I want you to take my balls and cut them off, put them in a jar over there, and then I'm going to feel like a real woman.
I mean, my God.
Well, and the thing about it is that we've discovered throughout this whole process that people are not being given other options.
It's kind of like Planned Parenthood again kind of situation.
They're not giving you all of the facts of all the things that could go wrong.
They're not.
They're keeping a lot of this information away from people.
People may need to see a counselor.
They may need to talk out their issues.
They may be going through a phase.
How about wait a year?
People change.
Wait until you're old enough to make that decision.
I've said this before, too, but when you get my age and you're almost 60, you go through all these changes in life.
I mean, you're totally...
I don't even know who I would be at 18 or 19 if I met myself.
I wouldn't even probably like myself.
And then when I'm 20, my 30s, I'm totally different, 40s, totally different, 50s.
Now I'm getting older, I'm totally different than I was 10 years ago.
You have all these changes in life, and just because you feel something, that second...
And you want to do something permanently, you're crazy.
I mean, that's why they don't let 14-year-old kids and 12-year-old kids get tattoos on their face.
Oh, my God.
Because they say, oh, man, I saw a guy with a face tattoo.
It's really cool, man.
I saw it on TV, man.
It's cool.
Let's go down and get face tattoos.
I'm 12 years old.
You might want to do that if you ever want a job.
Gosh.
You know?
Wow.
Yeah, you know, my...
Wow.
I just see all of this here, too.
And I just look at people and I go, wow, you know what?
When you're in your 60s, that skin is going to change.
I don't know what that thing is going to turn into, but it may not be what you thought.
Yeah, you get it as a Godzilla and it ends up being a lizard.
Or worse.
Yeah, it looks like a penis.
Well, when I lay down and, you know, I stretch out on a bar or hang from the rafters, then you can see what it used to be.
I mean, no.
It just never interests me at all.
But I'll tell you one thing.
We are learning a lot from this whole primary situation.
Because Pence's campaign is failing so badly now that he likely won't hit the donor threshold to participate in the GOP debate.
Oh man.
I kid you not.
That poor fly.
That fly's gonna go hungry.
He ain't gonna be out there on the stage.
I know it.
I mean, this is something.
Tucker did a fabulous job of exposing them for what they are.
And so you've got former Vice President Mike Pence's presidential campaign is failing so bad that he will not probably be able to meet the donor threshold to go to the first GOP debate.
This is amazing.
Everything he says is a platitude.
He has all these little playing speeches.
Tucker's like, what do you think about this?
Instead of just saying, you know, I don't like that very much.
You know, I would do this and I would do that.
Well, Tucker, you know, as an American...
I think we should chew bubblegum and walk at the same time.
We want to close our borders.
We want America independence.
I mean, it's just everything is like that.
It's so damn fake.
It's plastic.
Just resign, weirdo.
He really needs to go.
Go have dinner with your wife every night so nobody can get talked to her.
That's right, because this is bad.
To make it to the debate stage, a candidate must have 40,000 donors, which Pence has not hit.
40,000.
Think about that.
That's huge.
According to a report from the New York Times, who says they spoke to two campaign aides, Pence's campaign has raised just $1.2 million.
To put that figure into perspective, former President Donald Trump has raised $35 million in the second quarter, and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has raised $20 million.
Yeah, 1.3 was probably from his family or something.
Exactly.
I mean, you know, the sympathy.
Watch your average.
Okay, Trump's 34, his is 1,200, his is 1.3 average donor, one person.
Let's go.
It's time to see something else, because he is not going to be it.
They're so pitiful.
I mean, they're either running just to make money, because you know they pocket a lot of this stuff.
I don't care what anybody says.
They do.
Or to try for a VP pick, but some of these people, I mean, man, Tim Scott, Nikki Haley.
I know.
They don't have a prayer.
Well, that's what's so great.
I was so thrilled that Tucker has done what he's really stepped up this time.
He's not worried about what Fox News is going to go after him with.
He's doing his thing because he knows how important it is, and he's doing an incredible job along the way.
Crowd roars after Tucker Carlson gloats over savaging Mike Pence and ending his political career.
Just absolutely loved it.
I mean, they absolutely loved it because you know what?
We have known about Pence for quite some time and Pence had the opportunity to do the right thing and he refused.
He joined the whole January 6th insurrection.
He's as big a part of that play as anyone.
And we the American people will never ever forget that.
We've got people that are still in jail years later being denied their civil liberties even though we know that the FBI was very much a part of Of the insurrection that they're now calling a rally or something else because they want to defend Ray Epps now.
I mean, this is how strange it gets.
Now they're calling it something else.
It's no longer an insurrection.
They have no shame.
They lie about lying.
You know, they don't care.
They don't care that they get caught in an obvious lie and it's provable a month later.
It's all about means to an end.
They're Marxist.
It is absolutely true.
And here you go.
You've got Vivek Ramoswamy.
He wins important place in straw poll with seven bold, unapologetic truths.
I mean, he didn't hold back.
He's talking and saying things that the American people expect to hear.
You want to silence our voices?
Then we are going to scream.
Hence the reason why we even had a January 6th.
You're going to steal our elections.
You're going to cover up people counting the votes, stopping votes in the middle of the night, covering up the glass with cardboard, not letting people watch what you're doing, having videos that surface with people that have these suitcases full of ballots.
I mean, not to mention the things that were obvious, them shutting down...
Lakewater main breaks, give me a break.
Yeah, I mean, and then you had social media.
That stopped people from being able to even communicate.
I mean, what's your first clue that we're under attack that this is actually a war on we the people from the deep state?
That's what they declared.
What's the first thing you do to an opponent in any war?
You knock out their communication.
And that's exactly what they did here.
They stopped us from being able to communicate.
They stopped the videos of January 6th from going viral because they knew exactly what it was going to show.
They stole from the American people.
These last few years have been nothing but a disaster.
Not only for them, but for us as well.
And now they're doing all they can to cover it up.
But it's too late.
I mean, the lies are out there.
It's already been exposed.
We've lived it.
We do not take this resident seriously.
His administration, we know, is Obama.
We know they stole it.
And honestly, for them to ever think that it's going to be something that we don't draw from ever again, we've learned so much.
But we're going to take this country back.
And President Trump is going to be at the helm of this.
They can't steal it again.
They're going to try.
Can you imagine the cry fest?
Oh, boy.
Oh my God, it'd be the funnest four years of my life.
I would love it.
And that's why I cannot wait to start working as hard as I can to make sure that he gets his rightful seat back.
It was completely stolen from him and stolen from us.
I'm flipping through Twitter a little bit while we're talking to see what's going on.
You can't flip.
Through five tweets without seeing a meme of that crazy woman on the plane, remember?
Oh my gosh, isn't that funny?
And I'm telling you right now, that human effort is not real!
The alien!
Yes!
Oh my gosh.
Man, it's just like, you remember the guy that was eating the ramen noodles plane and pointing behind him?
Oh yes.
That meme, and it went, I mean, it's still going.
This is one of those rare, one in a million things that happens that's going to be memed for 10 years from now.
I know.
I want her on the show.
Oh my God.
Wouldn't that be fun?
I know when we started covering it immediately, everybody thought, is this some kind of joke?
I mean, what is going on here?
But it has just turned into something else.
I mean, it's just so much fun to watch because the memers are after it.
You've got some that are talking about their professed love for this person.
It's just so funny.
Everybody's got a crush on her.
Yes, they do.
They're like, wow.
You see her in different skits and things where they have her in you.
My kind of woman.
A whole lot of crazy and no future.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, she had a few.
She's making some rounds, definitely.
I still watch that every now and then because it's just funny.
It is funny.
It's funny to watch.
I mean, to think that it turned into all this.
It's funny that everybody in the plane turned around when she said they were going to turn around and see an alien or a lizard man or something.
Well, they thought so.
I mean, she was completely convinced that she had seen one.
I mean...
I'm sure in her own mind.
After 14 matis, you do see probably some shit everybody else don't see.
Oh my gosh.
We've had plenty of crazy stories, though, this year.
I mean, everything from balloons...
Collecting surveillance over our country to a submarine that exploded that our government led us to believe for a week hadn't.
I mean, the lies just keep coming.
You have cocaine found in the White House, in the library, or so we thought.
And then they shift that narrative.
And then they move it into a cubby where it could have been a visitor.
And there are no DNA. There's no DNA. Three days later, we're closing it.
Yeah.
Silly stuff.
I mean, really?
Well, it doesn't take long, but Tucker has absolutely taken down Chris Christie long distance, even without an interview.
He's just going after all of them, whether they decide to participate or not.
And that's what's fun.
He makes a incredibly great speech about the importance of free speech for the health of our nation, noting that it was stifled and that people were not allowed to raise questions about the 2020 election.
without facing a possible ban on social media.
Now, the Democrats, you remember when President Trump beat Hillary Clinton in an absolute landslide?
They never accepted 2016.
I know, they could say it all they wanted.
I know.
You see the difference here?
You just flip the names out and you'll get banned and they wouldn't.
I know it.
I mean, it's just the most incredible thing.
The most important thing Tucker said, which is the truest thing, was in this country right now, you only get punished for telling the truth and you never get punished for lying.
That's right.
It is.
It's ass backwards.
Or back asswards.
So yeah, it's true.
I mean, the whole thing is just, it depends on whose narrative it is.
And the left has been losing.
I mean, they don't even have one that people will buy.
So they have to gaslight everybody over and over again.
And even though the most incredible, obnoxious takes, people are sitting there going, yeah, but this is what the news is saying.
You're like, are you listening to what they're telling you?
Are you listening to what they are actually saying?
They're not going to let you know what was in that jab for 72 years.
So you'll be dead by then.
You won't be able to know exactly what happened or what was in that jab.
Now, why do you think they don't want you to know?
Yeah.
Nothing says trust the science like wait 72 years to see what our results.
I know.
I mean, this is like...
The people that did this and pushed it, I mean, look, there's a lot of people that pushed it that thought, I mean, I'm not saying everybody.
I'm talking about the people like Fauci and the scientists and the people at Pfizer, the people making this stuff.
That knew it was bad.
Not everybody that pushed it, because everybody pretty much pushed it at some point.
A lot of people believed in it.
And, you know, you want to think your government's trying to come out with something that's going to help you.
But I'm just like, why do we need a vaccine for this anyway?
It's got the exact same survival rate as the flu.
They're inflating the numbers all to hell.
They're just the flu numbers all over again.
The flu disappears.
There's 25 cases instead of 75,000 deaths.
There's 25 in one year.
Give me a break.
The whole thing stunk to high heaven.
The whole thing was fake.
We tried to tell everybody from the beginning.
We were labeled conspiracy theorists.
Now, everything we said when you were crazy to say it, masks don't work, social distancing is ridiculous, a dust mask, really, for using sandpaper is going to stop a virus.
Give me a damn break.
Morons.
Who in the hell would believe that?
It is.
And, you know, the vaccine was rushed.
It's untested.
This proves how crazy the world is.
Every single blue checkmark social media influencer, including most of the politicians, Camilla Harris' one, tweeted, there's no way in hell they're going to take a poisonous vaccine that Trump came up with.
I mean, I would rather do this, this, and ever take this poisonous vaccine.
All of them did it.
And then the moment Joe Biden got in there and pushed it, they just did the opposite of the same vaccine.
Oh, if you don't get vaccinated, you're going to kill grandma and grandpa.
I mean, the whole thing was fake.
It was obviously fake.
It was a world-class scam and a grab for power.
The entire thing was a joke.
We both had COVID and so what?
I'm old.
I had it.
I got over it in about four or five days.
So what?
Just like I do their other flus.
Well, it's true, and that's the whole thing.
I mean, you know, I knew exactly not to take it.
When they didn't want to see my medical history, when they didn't want to know how much I weighed or how tall I was or what I was allergic to or any of the things that a normal doctor would ask before, you know, inserting something into your body, right?
I mean, any kind of operation that you may have or any kind of jab or anything that you take these days, they generally want to know a thing or two.
Yeah.
But they didn't.
Go get some anesthesia for a surgery.
All right, this guy weighs 300 and this girl weighs 76.
Exactly.
And give them the same dose of anesthesia and see if one of them dies or not.
And one of them wakes up during the middle of surgery.
The whole thing's ridiculous.
Oh, it really is.
Well, how much do you need for it to work?
Well, this dose, if you're a kid and you weigh 27 pounds, or if you weigh 500 pounds, this same dose is going to do just the trick.
Yeah, it is, you dumbass.
It's just crazy.
Everything they said was nuts.
Everything they tried to do was crazy.
Locking down, ruining people's lives and business.
Of course, you've got so many brainwashed, weird people in this country, and that's all they needed to get weirder and more brainwashed.
I mean, they're wearing snorkels and masks on planes with a snorkel and, you know, wrapping themselves in saran wrap and they're hugging their kids through plastic like that's going to help.
And just, I mean, the pain and suffering and death for no reason because of their ridiculous death blow hospital protocols and this ridiculous jab that never worked.
Who would even take that now?
Seriously, with all you know, who would put that in your arms?
Hey, you need a booster.
You need another booster.
Oh, never mind.
You just need one shot now.
I can't imagine being that naive and just going to the tune of the government.
I really cannot.
Everybody I know that took it regrets it.
Every single person.
I don't know anybody that didn't take it that regrets it.
Oh, absolutely.
And the more they're learning, the worse it's getting.
And they're afraid.
See, this is why they lash out at us, because we were right.
And now they hold that against us, okay?
And they don't want to talk about it.
Every day they've got to worry about it.
They do, every single day.
They have to sit there and question whether it was jab-related.
That is in the front of their minds.
And so I understand the sensitivity, and I try not to rub it in.
Well, why didn't you use your brain?
Yeah, I don't.
You know, why didn't you think about it ahead of time?
I mean, but I can't, I can't do that because a lot of people were just, they were just, you know, led to this down this path.
They had to keep their jobs, had to put food on their table.
They were left without a choice.
You could not even walk into a grocery store in Hollywood and buy food.
Yeah.
I mean, think about that.
I was having my groceries delivered.
Boy, did it divide up the assholes and the cool people real quick, though, didn't it, COVID? It certainly did, and I just thought to myself, hey, you know what, if I'm going to be an outcast...
The whole word Karen was invented.
Yes!
Just because of COVID, the word Karen was invented.
Well, we may not ever understand or get to the bottom of what happened with the girl on the plane and the lizard that was there with her, but one thing we do...
I want the girl on the plane on the podcast bad.
You're going to have to work on that.
You're going to have to identify her.
I hear that she has been identified.
Has anybody identified her?
Yes.
Has she given any interviews or anything?
No, I don't believe so.
I think she's staying very far away from this one.
She's crazy, man.
Hey, turn an embarrassing drunk moment into millions.
Don't be dumb.
You're only going to be out there so long.
Exactly.
You better use those 15 minutes, you know.
Oh my gosh.
But one person that will not get out of the limelight on this, this actually explains a lot.
You remember that crazy?
Crazy situation, the video of Janet Yellen, who was sitting there bowing repeatedly over and over and over again.
Well, the scoop is that she dined on psychedelic mushrooms in China.
Maybe she'll say something smart for once.
So here's the video.
You may all recall this.
Here she is over and over again.
Look at the person behind you.
Stop bowing.
God, you're like an idiot.
Exactly.
I mean, she did.
But here you go.
What a trip it was.
Magic Mushrooms may have been to blame for Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen's mortifying bow before the Chinese official last week.
Yellen 76, she gobbled four portions of this yen shou shou.
mushroom when she dropped in at a casual Beijing restaurant soon after she arrived there on July 6.
Well, apparently it can take up to three days to get it out of your system.
People have hallucinated for that long or even longer.
And so people are talking about the fact that this took off on Chinese social media Apparently everybody flocked and wanted to get a table at this restaurant after finding out.
Free shrooms!
Free shrooms.
It certainly explained a lot.
So here you go.
I mean, here are one of her dinners.
This is the magical mushrooms that she took and that she ate.
They grow in cow patties too.
Yes, they do.
In Florida, no less.
Out in the country.
I don't know how I know that.
Somebody told me that.
I'm sure.
I don't have any personal experience with it at all.
Somebody told me that.
Oh my gosh, it just keeps getting stranger and stranger out there.
So, you know, I mean, the whole thing is just nuts.
And just the fact that you've got an administration that just completely, and not only that, entities of our government that are just bypassing every wrongdoing of the Biden administration.
Trump wonders whatever happened to Biden's document case.
Did you notice how they end up?
Yes, Ed.
Not only when they did Trump, I told you the day they're going to do one for Biden now, but Biden's never going to do anything.
That's exactly right.
It's just all for show.
All of it.
I mean, they were trying to ruin him.
And in fact, all it did was make everybody even more excited.
And people are running to President Trump's defense on this whole thing.
They know that this is a political attack.
These people, they can indict anybody and charge anybody and get them guilty.
They don't have to have a reason.
They can pull their friends in that did nothing and say, we're going to give you 25 years, but if you just say this against this person, that we're going to give you one year probation, and they're going to do it.
They'll gladly lie to not give up 25 years of their life.
I don't know if I wouldn't, because it's hard to say.
Your life's completely over now, and you're going to sit in a room by yourself, or I'm going to lie.
And that's what they do.
That's what these ridiculous prosecutors and this corrupt system we've got to do.
Well, and they don't care.
They figure out it.
They find a target.
Then they try to make up a crime.
And then they go around destroying every life around them until they can get somebody to talk to get them.
And it's got to stop.
It does.
It really does.
They're the ones that belong in jail.
It's true.
And here you go.
Trump says the Secret Service must know who is responsible for the White House cocaine snafu.
Of course they do.
You know, they do.
That's why they ended it.
I'm not saying it was, okay, it was Hunter's.
Let's end an investigation.
I know.
We just don't know who did it.
There's a camera on it.
You know, we can't go in reverse and find out.
They didn't even interview anybody that was there, they said.
Oh my gosh.
Not one person.
It's ridiculous.
They didn't even perform drug tests or anything else because they already knew who it was and they knew they were going to cover for him anyway.
They knew who it was and they didn't do an investigation.
Well, you know what's so much fun is that Tucker is having the time of his life exposing all of this.
In fact, Tucker Carlson sarcastically sums up the absurdity surrounding the White House cocaine mystery.
You can check this out.
He looks like he's having more fun than ever.
Here's one of the things.
What'd you say?
The coke in the White House!
I don't know what, you know what, the thing about that story, it's just a mystery to me.
No one was more shocked than I was.
Are you serious?
In the Biden White House, somebody left an eight ball of cocaine in a public...
I was like, I said to my wife, that's just not in character, you know?
I just don't believe it.
It's clearly a setup.
I went right back to Marion Barry and I was like, somebody set you up.
I'm serious.
It was, you know what I mean?
It was like...
I'll stop it.
That was my favorite story of all time.
Because it just explains all the behavior.
It really does.
I worked in the media business for my whole life, so I know what the behavior looks like.
But it's like crazed and grandiose.
I've got a plan!
You're not gonna believe it!
It's unbelievable!
It's gonna totally work.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna totally rearrange everything, okay?
We've been doing things a certain way for a long time, okay?
And it's worked!
but I've got a better plan.
And that's their entire approach.
I mean, are they all on drugs?
I mean, it does beg the question.
Did you hear him mention Marion Barry?
Do you remember him?
Yes, absolutely.
Yeah, he was mayor, and if you don't remember, you're not old like me.
But he was mayor.
Washington D.C. Yeah, mayor of Washington D.C. And he got caught on a sting on camera smoking crack with some hookers in a cheap motel room.
And then they put him in like jail and got him thrown out and then he got out and ran again and won.
That's the swamp for you.
Absolutely.
It tells you everything you need to know.
You think, how did Fetterman get elected?
Even Democrats, they don't care.
They don't vote for anything.
They're just dumb.
Well, you all dodged a bullet with Gillum.
I mean, Andrew Gillum was, they had in their mind.
That was even worse.
It was worse.
He was so passed, imagine being so passed out, you don't even, naked, with all the drugs around, you know the cops are sitting there taking pictures of you.
That's out cold.
Man, that is out.
With gay prostitutes.
Male prostitutes, mind you.
Yeah, male prostitutes are naked all the way around you.
Boy, so they had to, you know, so, well, anyway, he's went to, you know, male prostitute meth rehab, and he's all better now.
Oh my gosh, how ridiculous.
And this is what's wrong with society, because here, they're passing out crack pipes, right?
I mean, this is what you have in California.
They never closed any of the different weed dispensaries here when you had COVID. All of that was open.
The strip bars, the places where you can buy alcohol, all of that was open, but you could not go to the gym.
You could not go to church.
You could not go to school.
I mean, come on!
Okay, this kills people out of shape and obese.
Let's close the gyms!
Let's close the gyms!
No walking on the beach!
No skateboarding!
No running.
No sporting events.
Gosh.
The whole thing is absurd.
It is.
And yet we have to live in this absurdity because we have to just vote ourselves out of it.
We just have to make sure that we do that because when you look at the magnitude in which they cheated in the last election, it's just incredible.
In fact, there is another story that just came in.
650,000 ballots were allegedly not counted lawfully in Pennsylvania.
So you want to know why this keeps happening?
How these people get into office?
Well, COVID was basically the scapegoat in order for them to be able to do so.
So you have former Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani claims witnesses told him that they saw massive voter fraud in Pennsylvania during the 2020 elections.
Four lawyers calculated that they were not able to verify 650,000 ballots.
That's what COVID was all about, to introduce ballot harvesting across the nation.
They had it here in California.
That's why we're having the problems we're having.
But they used this as a conduit to introduce it everywhere else.
And now it's a norm for some.
So if we're going to have to be at ballot harvesters, we're going to be the best ballot harvesters the world has ever seen where it's legal.
Because now it is.
Now it's the norm.
We need to get rid of machines.
We need to go back to the way we used to vote.
And it should take one day.
And you can have the day off.
How's that?
But then you just have to stop.
So anyway, we'll leave you to ponder that.
All right, everyone.
Well, tomorrow we have our longer version of the show, just so everyone knows.
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