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Democrats doctor J6 videos - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 342 - 6/5/2023
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Today is Monday, June 5th, 2023, episode number 342.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening today?
Oh, just another day.
Oh my gosh.
Weekend seems like it lasts like three seconds.
It really does.
It just goes in a flash and it's over.
But that's okay.
We start all over again, right?
We start digging again and that's exactly what we need to do.
Today's show title is Democrats' Dr.
J6 Videos.
And we've known this.
We've known this all along.
This was a complete operation by the FBI. They don't even hold back on any of this stuff.
And now they are doctoring the videos.
They have added this audio.
Yes!
A Hollywood movie!
This is like one of the most incredible things I have ever seen.
And the fact they were able to get away with it is even more astonishing.
Yeah, that video you just showed, all of a sudden these Antifa-looking guys that look like ninjas come in with total face first, you know?
Of course.
Like that's MAGA supporters.
You know, I went to the Trump rally.
What did you wear?
I wore black pants, black long sleeves, black hoodie, black ski mask, black gloves, and black boots.
Isn't that what you wear to the Trump rally?
Right?
I mean, everybody knew.
Look at them right there in that little clip you got up right now.
Just look at them though.
They start piling in over there.
Oh, they certainly did.
And this is really quite the video.
We all knew it.
I mean, these videos are silent.
They don't have sound effects, okay?
First off, when you see these in the Capitol, they don't have sound that comes with it.
It's just video footage.
And so while they're going through it all, check out some of this so you can see what they actually added here.
January 6, hearing footage.
Slit with the backpacks.
You all the front people coming in.
Breach!
Capitol Police security footage from January 6th.
There isn't anything.
You don't hear.
There isn't any noise being made.
Nothing like that.
This is the real footage.
Look at the guys on the left, though.
Right, look.
Backpacks.
Look at the guys on the left that come in first.
He's opening the door for them.
Exactly.
Look at them.
They're still coming in, all dressed in black.
He's not stopping them.
With their face covered.
We were saying that when we were watching it on TV when we were doing this live show back then.
Isn't that incredible?
I was like, look at all them people, man.
Look at all the camera people coming in with them.
It's like half of them people are holding cameras.
See them?
Exactly.
This is all so that they...
You see who come in first, the little ninjas, and now they open the door and here comes the Trump people who got suckered in.
That's exactly right.
I mean, this is something else.
Then here's the footage.
There's nothing but a whole bunch of flags and people and they added the sound effects.
Now when you couple that with the fact that these are the children that were singing, that was the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of too.
But that footage is something like, you know, it just goes to the point.
They do not want President Trump to run again.
They want to blame January 6th on him.
This was his insurrection, right?
It wasn't.
It was obviously planted.
You've got people in there that are being denied behind bars, being denied their civil rights to this day as a result of this charade.
This is so maddening.
Every single time I see something on January 6th, it makes me even crazier.
They need to go ahead and release all the video footage.
All of it.
Not piecemeal it.
Don't tell a story.
We can all take it and look at it ourselves.
But the sooner this gets out, the better.
We don't need a trickle situation here.
Just go ahead and release it.
Unbelievable.
I know.
It's just angering.
It's so awful, because when you think about how lives have been destroyed, you can't even begin to imagine.
Yeah, well, they took that in the January 6th.
People doctored all kinds of stuff.
They brought in the most ridiculous witnesses lying.
It was a one-sided kangaroo court.
There was no defense.
There was no rebuttals.
They didn't let the Republicans, for the first time in history, be on the Be on the panel.
And they lied and lied and lied.
They were lying so ridiculously, the witnesses.
One of them said that President Trump, because he didn't want to leave the White House, jumped over the limousine and beat up two guys and grabbed the steering wheel and turned the limousine around himself in the middle of the road.
That's crazy.
That wouldn't be on film.
He don't get filmed everywhere he goes going down a road.
They've just lied and lied.
This is nothing but Pravda.
That's all it is.
It's propaganda media and they are destroying people's lives as a result.
And they're going to continue to.
They were extremely successful at this whole entire thing.
Everybody watched it.
Everybody saw it.
We knew differently.
And they shut us down from social media, from being able to talk about it, being able to share footage on it.
All of this happened the day after January 6th.
You realize that?
That's when we all lost our accounts, including President Trump, so that he could no longer communicate what was actually happening.
That is absurd.
They need to be called out on it.
They need to be charged.
This is treasonous.
This was nothing less than a setup.
And it was to stop you and prevent you from using your voice and your freedoms to go up against them and expose them.
Because they're basically telling you this.
They're going to destroy your life if you speak out against the regime.
You are not allowed to.
And it doesn't matter your background, doesn't matter your color, your race, your creed.
None of that stuff matters.
None of it.
They are going after you because of your political beliefs.
End of story.
There's no other finer line than that.
If you are a Republican, if you are a conservative, you are a target.
And it is being proven.
Over and over again.
Oh my goodness sakes.
Just absolutely disgusting to me.
It's just horrible.
And even though I think it's great that Comer is holding this clown in contempt.
Oh hello finally.
This Thursday there are going to be hearings on it.
Don't think for one second they're just going to try to draw this thing out.
I mean, one win is not going to make up for all the losses over the last couple of years.
You've got highly credible source reveal scandal bigger than Biden bribery, FBI election interference.
Here he is, Christopher Wray, who you, by the way, I remember years ago as soon as he was appointed as FBI director.
We're crazy.
You went nuts.
You went completely crazy.
I would tweet just about every day underneath President Trump's, today'd be a great day to fire Christopher Wray.
You did?
And if you don't, it's going to come back to bite you.
Believe me, this guy's a scumbag.
Oh my goodness.
We've known.
So they show James Comer.
It today, and then they show whatever that guy's, goofy guy, wears the thing on his head.
Wait, wait.
The Democrat.
So they showed the Democrat.
Yeah, he wears like a do-rag on his head.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I know who that is.
I can't think of his name.
Yeah, but go ahead.
Go ahead with your story.
I'll pull him up.
So anyway...
He came out and said, Christopher Wray!
He's the one hiding all the corruption from the Biden family.
And he's like, yeah, well, the Trump administration didn't even pursue it.
No, that was Christopher Wray burying it.
And they just lie and lie and lie and lie.
It's unbelievable.
But no, of course he takes bribes.
How do you think he gets all this money?
How do you think Hunter, who's a crackhead, who's probably got a $4 million a year crack and hooker problem habit, how do you think he gets all this money?
He's a crackhead.
Of course he can't even show it.
You think he could show up to a Zoom meeting?
What's he gonna do, show up naked?
Because, you know, there's 8,473 pictures of them, and he ain't got his clothes on in any of them.
It's so true.
And it's Raskin, by the way.
Jamie Raskin.
Yes.
Wearing that weird whatever you call them things.
Yeah, do-rag.
It's a do-rag.
It's a hangership.
So, yeah, he said that, you know, to try to fool everybody.
But, man, of course they're dirty.
They're garbage.
Everything Biden said...
Everything you hear out of his mouth is a lie, whether he's telling you a personal story, anything political, anything he's done in his past, it's all a lie.
Every bit of it is.
He's just a garbage human being.
He's just garbage.
The whole family is.
They're getting themselves into even more trouble, Kat, because here's the thing.
They have to make up for everything that they did in order to steal 2020 and even more besides that, screwing up from and interfering from 2016, spying on President Trump, creating this whole narrative that he was somehow connected to Russia, Russia, Russia.
They were all involved, all of them.
And then they were promised all of these prestigious seats as a result of this whole entire thing and in the administration.
And so they've been hanging on to this stuff with dear life because they certainly, the worst thing that could happen to these fools is to have President Trump come in for a second term now because they would all be in jail.
They would all be tried for treason.
And we wouldn't go lightly on them.
I mean, what happens at that point is anybody's guess.
But that's why they're all in.
And they are worried.
They are visibly shaken to the core.
And they should be.
They absolutely should be.
So in a press conference today, you had Comer who was talking about, and he is the House Oversight Committee.
They will hold FBI Director in contempt of Congress.
Check this out.
FBI officials confirmed that the unclassified FBI-generated record has not been disproven and is currently being used in an ongoing investigation.
The confidential human source who provided information about then-Vice President Biden being involved in a criminal bribery scheme is a trusted, highly credible informant who has been used by the FBI for over 10 years and has been paid over six figures.
These are facts, and no amount of spin and, frankly, lies from the White House or congressional Democrats can change this information.
At the briefing, the FBI again refused to hand over the unclassified record to the custody of the House Oversight Committee, and we will now initiate contempt of Congress hearings this Thursday.
Given the severity and complexity of the allegations contained within this record, Congress must investigate further.
Americans have lost trust in the FBI's ability to enforce the law impartially and demand answers, transparency, and accountability.
The investigation is not dead.
This is only the beginning.
Oh, and it really is just the beginning.
Because let me tell you, at the very top of this, this is just the top of it.
There is so much buried underneath.
You've got Representative James Comer who came out with a statement and tweeted it out on Twitter.
The FBI confirmed the unclassified record alleging then-VP Biden engaged in a $5 million bribery scheme is from a highly credible informant.
And being used in an ongoing investigation.
The FBI refused to hand over the document.
I will hold Director Wray in contempt of Congress.
Here's the thing.
They've known about this for years.
Three years plus, to be exact.
They've known all of the dealings with this, and they did nothing.
They're making up crimes to get Trump with, and they're making up special counsels to get Trump with, and they're just sitting on all this stuff.
If we could just get one good FBI director in there, an honest person on the outside who's never worked for government, who's got some balls, who's not afraid, he could go in there and he could expose more crap over the last eight or ten years than you could imagine.
That's exactly right.
That's exactly right.
You can't be within the FBI. No.
They're all buddies.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
They're corrupted beyond salvage, though.
I mean, it's just, I mean, gosh, they're running around with fake, you know, white supremacist groups everywhere, and it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, and it's only going to get worse if they continue to sit up there in power if you think it's bad now.
Oh my goodness sakes.
You can't allow them to get away with it.
Or they will just completely take charge of this country more than you've already seen so far.
You want to talk about crimes being committed?
Forget what you've already seen.
They'll go full throttle.
And guess what?
They're going to take it all out on you and me.
Just like they always do.
Because we are the ones that are now having to report it.
Because we've got a mockingbird media up there.
Propaganda news just sprouting out whatever it is they deem fit for us to hear.
Whatever goes with this regime.
Because, hey, doesn't everybody like rainbows and butterflies jumping around with your kids?
No!
That is not a distraction.
That is not a cause I'm going to get on board with.
But they're trying to distract you.
There is so much happening right now.
And this is just the beginning of so many different things that are going to come to light as a result.
But here's the spoiler.
They were all in on it together.
Every single one of them.
It's like Clue the movie.
They all did it.
They all did it.
Every single last one of them.
And they all need to be investigated individually.
And that's what really terrifies them.
Because you see Comey.
Now remember, Comey used to be Ray's boss, right?
I mean, this is how this line of succession has run forever.
He is shaking in his boots right now.
And when he sat down for an interview with Paskanky, things really got interesting.
Listen to what he has to say here.
You said that Trump poses a near existential threat to the rule of law.
And this is something similar language that I hear privately from national security officials, some people you and I both know, who will say this privately about what a second term But tell me a little bit about the specifics of what he could try to do.
What do you mean by that?
Well, think about what four years of a retribution presidency It might look like.
He could order the investigation and prosecution of individuals who he sees as enemies.
I'm sure I'm on the enemies list.
Because the president constitutionally does oversee the executive branch entirely, which includes the Department of Justice, prosecutors and investigators.
And so he could commission, direct that individuals be pursued.
He could also direct all kinds of other conduct that people would maybe take to court to try to stop.
But who enforces court orders?
Mostly the United States Marshals Service, which is in part of the executive branch and reports to the president.
And so President Trump could say, I don't care what the Supreme Court says, or these district judges say, I'm telling the Marshals Service, don't enforce the court order.
And so our Constitution really does give a rogue president, which is what this would be, tremendous power to destroy.
And so that's why I'm trying to warn people, given the way he said he intends to operate if he's reelected, This will be something we could never have imagined.
Again, it seems like science fiction in a way, but it's what another four years of Donald Trump really promises, which is why people criticize CNN for their town hall.
I want the American people to stare at the threat that we're facing and understand that they cannot take the next election off.
That's why we got to put that election on.
Everything he's accusing of Trump is exactly what he is.
This guy's a slimeball, and Peskanki's sitting there.
Oh, you know some people, they're saying, I know, John Brennan, Clapper, all the people who lied about the Hunter laptop.
Comey was one of them.
Comey and them did fake, uh, uh, uh, fake, uh, They did a fake investigation of him, a witch hunt.
The IG recommended criminal charges against this asshole.
And then Bill Barr immediately said, nope, not going to prosecute him.
That's exactly right.
The IG recommended criminal charges against Comey.
That's how much of a scumbag that guy is.
He don't want Trump in there investigating him because he belongs.
He's a treasonous traitor to this country.
He belongs in prison for the rest of his life, and he knows it.
And that's why he's trying to go after Trump, a rogue president.
Think about it.
He could turn the government against individuals.
You mean like you did the whole time you were in there?
That's exactly what they did.
God, my, the nerve of this guy.
God, he just makes flames come out of my eyeballs.
I knew it was going to be a rough day.
God, I can't stand that piece of crap.
And look at it, Paskanky.
I mean, seriously, everybody was contemplating that she was going to have all this work done.
She looks terrible.
This is absolutely wearing on her.
It's visibly so.
I mean, you look at her now and I'm going, whoa, what happened?
I mean, she is visibly shaken because she's part of the whole thing, too.
They're not sleeping well at night.
They've got Biden who can't even stand up on his own, all right?
And that whole thing with the golf thing, what an interesting piece that was to try to cover up the fact.
I saw you say, fake Joe Biden.
They got a blurry picture of him driving his own car, getting out, walking over there, doing a nice swing.
He's got his hat way down over his sunglasses and getting back in the car and driving off.
Yeah, yeah, he did that.
Sure, yeah.
Dude can barely walk.
He can't get up there and swing and take a full back swing and a full follow through in a golf club right now.
Trust me.
Well, and it wasn't only that, though.
He's a lot heavier than Joe Biden.
Joe Biden has gotten incredibly thin.
This guy's got a tummy here.
He's got bigger arms.
And from a distance, you may think, but no, no, no, no.
There's no way he moves like this.
So you've got the fake.
And I'm going to play it for everybody.
Everybody check it out. - Right there.
And he's driving and he's driving.
He's driving and just doing everything himself.
He's his own caddy.
Uh-huh.
Please.
These people are so full of shit.
I know.
Now this is right after you just saw video footage of how they tampered with January 6th.
Right?
I mean, come on now.
Do you think the same people aren't putting this on as well?
Oh, all of a sudden, we've got a health issue.
We don't want to show how weak Joe Biden is, not only mentally, but also physically.
So let's put him on the golf course.
Let's have him drive that golf cart around.
Let's have him swing.
But he can't do it.
Let's put in a stand-in.
Well, I loved Not Paso, his response to this nonsense.
We did, right.
Terrible shot, Joe.
I saw that yesterday.
They got a problem with Robert Kennedy Jr., because I'm telling you, he could win New Hampshire and whatever.
I forgot the first states now because they switched them around, but he could win some of these states.
Very easily.
Very, very easily.
Yeah, I mean, he's got no momentum.
He's got no momentum at all.
I mean, nobody likes Joe.
He's got like a 30% approval rating.
Absolutely.
And this is the thing.
People are tired of Joe, but you've got the regime, just like we saw with Bernie Sanders.
Do you think it's going to play out any differently?
Bernie Sanders beat Hillary Clinton, all right?
And they stole it from him.
They gave him a couple of houses.
They gave him a whole bunch of money.
They gave him a little bit of prominence and all this stuff.
But they said, hey, bud, you're going to sit this one out.
Forget about the Bernie bros.
Forget about the momentum.
I knew a lot of people.
I hate to say it, but it's really true.
Way beyond Hillary Clinton.
And so that broke their base.
So they're not even going to give Kennedy a platform.
That's how they do things.
This is a regime.
They're not going to let him debate.
They're not going to cause issues.
Anybody to look into any of the other potential people that may be in the race?
Oh, no, you're going to vote the way we tell you you're going to vote.
And that's it.
They're not going to give you a choice.
That's incredible that people would actually fall for something like that, especially in the condition of Joe Biden.
I mean...
He's...
I mean, he...
I could see that guy starting to win the states, but you know, they always get you.
They paid off Bernie.
They always somehow get you.
Got everybody else to drop out of the race.
They're like, hey, we're going to cheat on election day.
We got this in the bag.
So just everybody drop out and go to Joe.
He don't have to even talk to anybody.
My goodness.
You remember when he's doing them rallies and he's like, oh, nobody knows what he's talking about.
And cars were honking.
Because if you get out of your car, you're going to get COVID outside.
Oh, gosh.
That COVID scam.
You know, I had to be careful what I said because everybody thought I was crazy.
I'm just like, this is a big scam.
This is ridiculous.
The masks don't work, social distancing.
I know it's real.
The hospitals, we told everybody.
Now they're coming out with all the stories.
The ventilators may have killed everybody.
Ivermectin actually works.
No shit.
Okay.
Man, we've been saying it for three damn years.
I know.
Now these people get on my nerves.
Oh, they do.
They absolutely do.
And now all of a sudden, you know what's so fun is that now that I'm back on Twitter, because now I'm actually able to tweet because I'm not working full-time now.
I'm working part-time, so I'm able to actually really go into some of this stuff.
And it's so fascinating to see what some of the comments are.
Who are your sources?
So I put a source down there.
Oh, now they're not credible sources.
And I'm thinking to myself, really?
Sorry.
Like Mother Jones.
My source is me.
Yeah, my source is I was born with a brain.
That's right.
Exactly.
They're just so ridiculous.
And the fact that they're standing up for these people, the way that they are, they're clearly brainwashed.
I mean, at some point you just kind of have to go, hmm.
Really?
You're just not going to think on your own, huh?
That's okay with you.
You don't want to question the government in any capacity at all.
You're just going to follow them right off the ledge.
Okay, well, great.
Well, I'm going to sit this conversation out with you.
I'm just going to ignore you because you really don't deserve my time.
So you've got, of course, Jack Dorsey, who comes out of nowhere and has endorsed Robert Kennedy Jr.
for president in 2024.
It looks like they're having...
Comes out of a commune somewhere.
Yes.
Who knows?
He'd come out of his hippie commune somewhere in Nevada.
Yeah.
Somewhere in the desert.
The flap his gums on Twitter.
Oh my gosh, which is really interesting.
So they had a Twitter space and Elon Musk, David Sachs, just like Elon Musk had promised to do, he was going to open it up.
to other presidential candidates.
I hope that they had enough servers this time, that it doesn't end up being another failure to launch.
I'm sure when President Trump, if he decides to do one, he's going to wait until the end to make sure they have all the bugs worked out, because right now everybody's kind of questioning whether that even helped DeSantis at all.
It didn't.
I think it hurt him more than anything else, but Here you go.
You're in the primaries.
Things are going to happen.
It's going to be real interesting to see the way the whole thing shakes out.
But I'm enjoying it because I like seeing the Democrats shaking.
Robert Kenny's got to go to Twitter and do his campaign and places like that.
I mean, they shut him down on Instagram.
And that's their plan.
We're going to shut them down on ABC and CNN. We're not going to write any stories about them in the New York Times.
We're not going to give any FaceTime where anybody can see them to go against Joe.
But, you know, I have weird feelings about this because I want Joe to be the nominee.
I want him to get up here and not be able to talk.
Well, it's going to happen.
I want him to be the nominee.
He will be.
He's got the whole machine, the DeSleaze machine behind him.
I'm telling you, that Kennedy's going to come out of left field and put a big thorn right in their butts.
You wait and see.
I think so.
I think you're going to see a lot of people that show up to vote for him.
I really do.
And he's been reinstated back on Instagram.
Remember, Facebook pulled a Facebook and decided to remove him again, just like they did President Trump.
It's the exact same thing.
But they don't want another Bernie situation.
They are trying to avoid it because It soured a lot of Democrats when they did that to Bernie Sanders.
You had kids that were giving their lunch money to Bernie Sanders so that he would beat Hillary Clinton and be the nominee.
We still have Bernie on restaurants, on the side of restaurants in LA. I mean, it was a big deal here.
It was a real big deal.
We have a cafe that's got a mural of him.
I mean, still to this day.
I kid you not.
They needed a grandfather.
The communists, the socialists with four houses, biggest fraud in history.
Absolutely.
Lived with his parents until he was pretty old, actually.
Yeah, I think his first job was in politics.
He was like 44 years old.
Exactly.
Just like, what's his name from Pennsylvania?
Well, I mean, the people that were voting for him, right?
They're baristas.
They're living in their parents' basement at the time.
So, I mean, Bernie could be them.
They're looking at him as a role model, I guess.
I don't know.
The dream is burning.
They got man buns and don't take showers.
Look at my man bun!
Look at my man bun!
Isn't it pretty?
Oh my gosh.
It's gotten so bad.
But it woke up a lot of people.
That in itself woke up a lot of people on the Democrat side and on the Independent side that said, hey, You know what?
They're stealing this stuff and they are soured still to this day from all of that.
So that's good.
That's a good thing for us.
All of a sudden, you've got people in the Democrat Party that are saying, don't really trust those elections.
They don't want him to debate.
They're hiding other candidates.
What's the point in even voting if you don't have a choice?
That's what the Democrats are doing.
They love Biden in there because he's not running the show.
Obama and all that Susan Rice group of just absolute people trying to destroy this country are in control again.
And they love Biden being in front.
They just go over there and say, please don't fall down.
Slur through this speech.
I mean, pretend like you tripped on a sandbag when the sandbag was three foot away from where you were walking.
Golly, that was just a complete and total disaster.
And not only that...
He's going to keep falling down.
He can barely walk.
Sure he is.
The funniest thing he does is try to do that little shuffle like he's running.
God, he's so stupid looking.
They're going to stop him from doing that as a result of this.
And now they think that they can just put somebody on a golf course or somewhere else riding a bike and you'll be satisfied.
You'll think that's good old Joe.
Right?
People are really, really, they're starting to see through this whole thing.
I mean, it was a disastrous image for an 80-year-old resident who just announced his campaign for a second term.
He collapsed on the ground, unable to get up, and he even had sensible rubber soles on full display as the Secret Service agents tried to hoist him to his feet.
Horseshoes.
Yes.
Somebody shoot him like a horse.
I mean, this was bad news.
It's like probably stuff they put on, you know, space shuttles, the most non-slippery surface invented just for the space shuttle.
His soles are made of that not to fall down.
He still fell down on a pretend sandbag that was three feet to the left of where he's walking.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this is really, I just, I don't know.
And I thought that President Trump, he handled it so beautifully.
He really did.
The way he responded.
And he poked fun at himself.
But then he almost turned it around kind of like, you know, wow, poor guy.
You know, even adding and showing and putting the light on how weak he truly is.
Pence got in the race to file all of his paperwork today.
Isn't that ridiculous?
I think the fly will be doing all his paperwork tomorrow.
And what's he actually going to run on?
How great President Trump did?
Is that going to be what he stands on?
If you're for DeSantis, this is the worst news possible.
Absolutely.
Because, I mean, you either love Trump or you're not going to vote for him.
But if you love Trump, you're going to vote for Trump.
And so, I mean, he's already, what, 30 points ahead in that.
But if you say, well, I don't like Trump.
I'm not voting for Trump.
He has mean tweets.
And I can't stand no more mean tweets from him.
Boo-boo-hoo.
And that's your attitude.
Then you're going to say, okay, well, there's 15 more people to choose from.
Which one do I choose from?
I just don't want Trump, but I kind of like them.
Kind of like, you know, I kind of like Pence.
Whoever.
So it's bad news for DeSantis.
The more people get in, the worse for him.
Oh, it is.
What he wants is a head-to-head.
That's exactly right.
Well, I mean, like I said, what are they all going to run on but President Trump's successful America first?
And you even have Vivek Romswamy, who's saying, Hey, he doesn't own that.
President Trump doesn't own that.
Yes, he does.
Absolutely he does.
Because of all of the Republicans that were running the last time around, and since that time, President Trump has remained very clear about who he wants to put first.
That's America.
And when you look at some of the speeches from Nikki Haley, and she's talking about those are our keys to freedom is through the Ukraine.
She's like, come on.
I'm telling you, listening to her is like just getting a big piece of 60 grit sandpaper and just rubbing it against my face as hard as I can.
I can't stand to listen to her talk.
It's just like...
The George Bush Chamber of Commerce Business Roundtable neocon.
Everything out of her mouth.
We're not going back to them days.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
That's the...
And Ukraine's freedom is the most important thing in the United States.
No, it's not!
Mm-mm.
If we got $200 billion to send to Ukraine, then they're taxing us too damn much.
End of story.
Well, that's exactly right.
And then by positioning it this way, saying that a win for Ukraine is a win for all of us, no.
That's actually what she said.
That's what she said.
Do they say that about any other country?
No.
That's at war right now.
There's so many wars that's been going on.
For years.
For years.
These neocons in both parties, they want regime change.
That's their goal.
And every time they regime change, the country falls apart.
All the regime change they got in Iraq, we're going to kill him.
We're going to go over.
We want the Syria guy out.
We never could get rid of him.
Libya, we killed them.
And we're going to give them all.
And what happened?
ISIS forms.
Think about what they're going through now.
Think about it.
They never ask, what's next?
We just want regime change.
We won't get rid of Putin.
Putin's got to go.
We got to get rid of Putin.
Putin's the cause of all the world problems.
Okay, you get rid of Putin.
Now who's going to be in there?
He's going to have the biggest nuclear arson almost in the world at his fingertip.
Who is that?
You don't know?
You ain't got a clue, do you?
Well, who is that?
Well, the problem is that they leave these countries and with all the progress that was made, you had women who were going to school.
They were protected under these tyrants, right?
I mean, you had ISIS. You were having a beheading every single week on video.
We were watching it and there was nothing but blood in the water.
They were chopping people's heads off left and right.
Oh, it was horrible.
Absolutely horrible.
That was all during O'Biden year.
I mean, O'Biden.
There we go again.
Same thing.
O'Biden.
O'Biden.
Yes, that's exactly what it is.
The same thing now.
But that's what you saw every single year with Obama.
I mean, it just went on every week.
And now, think about what happened.
They just got out of that country.
And now these women who were living a pretty normal, protected life, they were going to school, they were getting their education, they're back to the way things were before that, but even worse.
Can you imagine a day in life?
I cannot.
It is horrible.
Horrifying.
It is brutal.
It is the worst situation ever.
And that's why you don't hear about it.
They don't want to report on the aftermath of what happened when we got out of Afghanistan after a 20-plus year war.
This is what they do.
They're the biggest disruptors in the world.
And when they stop making money or when people want to shift their focus, they need it somewhere else.
And we're there 20 years.
20 years!
Russia was there before us, failed.
We were there before them, failed.
Then we come in after them, failed.
I mean, it's just, you know, this spreading our military all over the world and trying to overthrow everybody we don't believe in, it just hasn't worked well.
It hasn't.
I mean, you know, back in the World War I, World War II, where people were legitimately trying to take over the world and turn it into crap, I mean, and then, you know, we step in and save the day.
That was the good days of America.
But when you start going to places nobody's ever heard of, I mean, nobody back in the, you know, the 60s, nobody heard of Korea and Vietnam back in the 50s and 60s until, you know what I mean?
It's like, okay, you're going to fight in Vietnam where?
Where's that?
It's way over here, where we don't have no business being.
Right.
Okay?
It's way over here.
Nobody's ever heard of it before.
And let's go over there and, you know, let's go over there and fight and lose hundreds of thousands of damn people.
It's a ridiculous thing.
And they haven't stopped since then.
They just, it's just, we're gonna go fit, we're gonna, you know, spread democracy.
All over the world and through killing everybody.
That's unbelievable.
It just don't make any sense.
Well, they perfected it, right, with all of these regime changes.
They perfected it overseas, and now they're doing it here domestically.
None of it makes sense.
And they're interfering in all of our elections in key areas.
Look, I'm all for a strong military, but when you've got them spread out all over Europe and Asia and everywhere else, you've got them spread out all over the place.
And places we don't have, especially don't have any business, even have a military ad anymore.
Look, we got a gazillion nuclear weapons.
We have a total 100% protection against anybody who wants to come over here and invade our country.
We have nukes.
So there's really nothing there.
I mean, if they're going to try to invade us, seriously invade us, we got nuclear weapons.
So it's just not going to work.
So there's no use in going and getting these local skirmishes, and that's what they are, Vietnam, North Vietnam, South Vietnam, and go there and fighting for years and getting everybody killed.
For what?
You talking about a lot of people lost their lives and accomplishing nothing?
It's terrible.
It's terrible to do the kids.
It's terrible to do the people in the military.
And man, it just hasn't got any better since they just keep doing it, making the same mistakes.
The only peaceful peacetime presidents in my lifetime were Reagan and especially Donald Trump.
Exactly.
They always say we're going to get them into World War III, and it's the Republicans, because it's peace through strength.
It works.
Well, our government is more corrupt than most corrupt governments around the world.
There's nowhere.
They're all corrupt now.
Absolutely.
And here you go.
You've now got the World Health Organization, who is jumping on board with the EU's digital vaccine passport system.
Yeah, good luck.
Oh, they're on this one.
They want to see this thing through.
Let's all just become more powerful together, is how the regime sees it.
Yeah, let's keep poisoning that fire.
Let's keep pushing the jab that doesn't work.
Let's just keep pushing the same jab that sucks.
It doesn't do anything.
You can still get it.
I'm taking a vaccine that's unexperimented and it's causing a lot of people health issues.
You don't know what's in it.
And guess what?
It doesn't even do anything.
You can still get it, still transmit it.
The only claim they have is, hey, you would have got sicker, which is a preposterous lie.
Well, the people that took it got sick.
And that's the whole goal.
Poor Jamie Foxx.
Right?
I mean, that's the goal.
One of the most talented actors out there right now, for real.
I mean, he's blind and crippled right now.
Why?
Because they forced that jab on him.
Well, they forced it on everybody in Hollywood.
You cannot get on a set unless you prove that you have gotten the jibby jab.
No kidding.
That's just the way it is.
So if you are watching a movie right now, if you were watching, those people, all of them, have gotten the jab.
Because it is mandatory.
Is that why their acting sucks so bad?
That's exactly why.
One of the many reasons.
They're in a daze.
They can't act good.
Well, they are.
And here's the thing.
The people that are pushing the vaccine are the people that want depopulation.
Hello!
Let lights go on for you.
And now when you see all of these different things that have happened, you've got myocarditis.
That was never an issue before.
Cancer is high.
All of these different things have been introduced as a result.
They weren't around before COVID. That jab, and now all of a sudden they are.
This is the result of what this regime did.
So when you start talking about the fact that now they want to seize this opportunity just in case there is another COVID or another virus.
I hope everybody's smart enough this time to realize this bullcrap when they see it now.
I don't care if you're a Republican or a Democrat or an Independent.
I don't care.
Look after yourself.
Please, don't just blindly follow this whole regime.
Folks, they left big business.
You can go to Walmart, you can go to Home Depot, Lowe's, Target.
You can go to the big chain grocery store.
The little chain grocery store, you're closed.
You can't go to a restaurant.
Anything mom and pop, they closed down.
They left all the billionaire companies open, and that's okay.
You can go there.
Now, you can't go to church, but you can go to a strip club, and you can go to a liquor store, but you can't go to church because we don't want you to go into churches.
Church is where people become individuals, and they don't believe in government.
They believe in God, so that has to be shut down.
And I mean, just the whole thing from the beginning, the file sheet flip-flopping on masks, you don't wear a mask, you should wear a mask, wear two masks, no, don't wear a mask again, to every single thing that was coming out was so ridiculous.
And then Ivermectin, it's horse pace, it's horse pace, it doesn't work.
It works, folks.
Oh, boy.
And it's not just horrors.
I mean, they give animals, and you think they give penicillin just to humans when they get an infection?
Well, and thank you to those that researched it, the independent doctors that ended up losing their careers.
And they shut them up.
Yes.
They shut them up.
They demonized what worked.
They had a protocol that killed people, and they didn't care because they got $35,000 a pop when somebody got put on one of them stupid ventilators.
That's right.
They didn't do anything for it.
They gave her that resminivir because it's $70,000 million a dose, and then they set you in there, they don't do anything, and your lungs fill up, your kidneys go, and then they put you on a ventilator and you're dead.
That's what killed everybody.
That's right.
These hospitals are full of people dying.
Yeah, y'all are killing them.
That's exactly right.
And President Trump knows that he is going to have to answer for Operation Warp Speed.
He does know that's on the radar.
If you don't believe that, do you ever say, hey, man, I can't believe it, man.
A whole family of four, man.
We found them dead from COVID in their house.
Yeah.
You ever heard a story like that?
Nope.
Nope.
The people that didn't go to the hospital.
The ones that survived.
It's true.
And there's a huge difference, too, because even though President Trump, this whole Operation Workspeed, it was incredible what he was able to get accomplished, but he didn't make it mandatory.
Now, there is a difference.
The Biden regime made it mandatory.
That's the argument.
I put out a tweet a couple of weeks ago, and I was talking about it, and everybody's like, oh, you know, they got all over me about, oh, how can you even talk about something like that?
You need to be ready to talk about the jab.
You need to know the difference in how to have that conversation.
There's a difference between what President Trump did and what Biden did.
Biden mandated it.
All across the United States.
After he said in the campaign trail, one of the times a few times, I will never mandate the vaccine.
That's right.
Knowing he was going to, of course, everything he says is a lie, so you just take the opposite, and of course he's going to.
But look, you cannot give over yourself to the government like this.
The government says, okay, we're in a panic, we're in a panic, you're going to do this, you're going to get a shot, you can't do this, you better just sit back, take a big deep breath.
And do what a lot of us did and say that none of this makes sense.
If it don't make sense, it's a lie.
So I'm not doing any of this stuff.
I'm a free individual.
You're not going to force a medicine in my arm.
You're not going to hold me down and stick me with something.
That's right.
And I'm just not going to take it.
If it was a real pandemic and 12 to 15 percent of the people who caught it were dead in three days and the vaccine worked, I'd be first in line.
That's right.
But they wouldn't even tell you what was...
It's not that I'm anti-vax.
I'm anti-vax.
It sucks.
They wouldn't even tell you what was in it, Kat.
I mean, for 75 years?
I don't think so.
I don't...
And they're like, well...
And they're all the DeSantis and the Trump.
Yeah, well, he did the jab.
And then...
But look, I was here in Florida.
Nobody pushed it harder than DeSantis.
I was here.
I'm a big state thing.
I'm telling you.
He pushed it as hard as anybody.
Trump pushed it as hard as...
They both pushed it.
Every single politician...
I don't know.
Name one politician out there saying, don't get this jab, but maybe Rand Paul.
But they all did.
They all pushed it.
That's why it's up to you to say, no, I'm not doing that.
Well, and that's what happened.
Well, you can't go to work.
Well, then I'm going to get a new job.
I'm going to figure it out.
I'm not going to do it.
Yes, and they were claiming that conservatives would follow President Trump all the way off the cliff if he were to shoot somebody on Fifth Avenue.
Remember all of that talk?
And we were the ones that said, no, we're not going to take it.
He made it optional whether we could take it or not.
There's a difference between mandating it.
And it is your decision whether you want to take it or not.
We decided not to.
Okay, so whether President Trump, whether it happened when he was president or not, we had the choice whether we wanted to go along with it.
And we decided not to.
Lots of people, a lot more conservatives than Democrats, because when Biden came around, what did he do?
He made that an absolute prerequisite.
If you are going to participate in society, you have to show your papers.
There's a huge difference.
Not only that, he had Democrat governors.
They struck it down.
The Supreme Court struck it down because it's unconstitutional as hell.
It is.
Of course it is.
And then you had governors like mine that was putting in skate parks sand, dumping it into skate parks.
Arresting people walking on the beach by themselves.
Oh, yeah.
You couldn't exercise.
I sat back and watched the country I love and the people I trusted completely fold when something happened like that.
I mean, I watched 50, 60, 70% of this country literally do anything the government told them, no questions asked.
And that's a scary place.
That's a big problem.
That's a big problem.
And everything the government was telling them to do made no sense.
None of it.
They scared the hell out of you.
They scared the hell out of you on purpose.
Fauci and his little demon squad, they scared.
They wanted you so scared, they're going to tell you what to do.
They demonized ivermectin and all these therapies that worked.
They knew they worked and they knew there was going to be a huge death and they didn't care.
They wanted that money for Pfizer.
They wanted that money for Moderna.
They wanted that money and their kickbacks.
And they've all been working together up there for years.
Sure.
And they all made out from it, too.
All of them.
They made out.
Big time.
400 new billionaires or something happened because of the COVID. They've figured out, hey, we don't need the global warming scam because nobody really believes it anyway.
We can just do the pandemic scam.
Look, man, all these people, they'll just do anything you tell them.
One booster.
Hey, here's your vaccine.
You need another one in two weeks.
You need another one in a month.
Another one, another one, another one.
Okay, six of them.
What do you mean you got COVID four times already?
Who cares?
They work.
They're safe and effective.
Take them.
Do you have any idea of the push in every single person like us that didn't take it?
We were basically called murderers.
Oh, yes.
Grandma killers, baby killers, murderers.
We didn't care about anybody.
No, I care.
I care enough about you to tell you don't take that.
That's right.
Well, here's the other thing too.
I had to have my groceries delivered for the first time in my life because I wasn't going to show my papers.
And they were going to make sure that you were jabbed whether you wanted to be or not.
They were forcing it on you.
And so I had to have, I mean, I was completely, it was almost like, all right, so I guess I'm not going to be a part of society.
Okay, so let's get used to it.
These are the things I need to do to be able to survive.
I'll have my groceries delivered.
The guy can leave it at my front door.
It costs a lot more, but you know what?
My health is more important to me than anything else.
They always pick the shitty apples and stuff, you know?
You know, it didn't matter.
It was there for the taking and I knew I couldn't go into the store.
And so that's just the way things were going to be.
And that was fine with me.
I mean, it really was.
It was like, okay, so if I'm going to be punished for this, great.
But this is a decision that I get to make.
And I'm not going to take the jab.
Thank you very much.
And I'm not just going to blindly do it because everybody is doing it.
They won't tell me what's in it.
I've already heard reports about how people are having side effects as a result.
You know, of course, the story about my mom and all of that that we're dealing with.
There were so many family members completely divided.
They turned against everyone in such a fashion like nothing I have ever seen before.
Tattletailing and this and that.
I'm going...
Who are these people?
And how did you get so brainwashed?
What happened to you actually using your own brain to make up your own mind and allowing that for other people?
Don't just keep forcing your stuff on me.
I'm not even listening to this.
I walked out.
There are still people to this day I will not speak to as a result of this.
I mean, it was a big divider.
But, and you go back to my rule, just stop hanging out with liberals.
You never have any problems.
Yes, exactly.
You don't have to ever argue with anybody.
You don't have to never listen to them go, yammer on and on and on about nonsense.
You know it's bullshit.
I made it, it was like 15 years ago.
All my liberal people, I don't want to hang out with them no more.
I want to talk to them.
I'm tired of listening to them.
I'm just like, I'm just going to live there.
You can't talk any sense into them.
They're crazy.
They can't think straight.
They're ass backwards and they're thinking.
And so I, I don't know.
You know, I might have had a year left to live back then, 15 years ago.
I don't want to spend the last year listening to nonsense woke idiots.
That's just the way I did it.
And I said, I'm just not going to hang out with liberals anymore.
I don't want them in my life.
I don't want them anywhere near me.
And let me tell you something.
Man, has it been the best decision I ever made.
It is.
I just have to listen to them.
It is a good decision.
I feel exactly the same way.
Well, now all of a sudden, knowing how the government wants to get all up in your business, now they have an excuse.
Globalist World Health Organization will take up EU system behind digital vaccine passports.
To facilitate global mobility and better protect citizens.
Do you really think that this is about protecting you?
Spoiler alert, it's not.
It has nothing to do with you.
They want to track you.
They want to trace you.
They want to control you.
You got it.
So here it is.
They want to go ahead and have these digital vaccine passports to better protect citizens and make travel easier.
Okay, all that means is that you can't travel.
Yeah, there's nothing that makes traveling easier overseas than having to show a digital passport.
You've been vaccinated everywhere you go.
Exactly.
You know what's going to happen?
These dumbasses, all their countries, and a lot of them, they rely on tourist dollars.
So it's going to shut down 60% of tourists coming over there because they don't go through all that.
They're shooting themselves in the foot.
They certainly are.
And they don't care because the people making decisions are billionaires.
They don't care about the peasants at all.
Y'all just get on their nerves.
You're in their way.
Pay my tax money, pay your taxes, and do what we say.
You'll eat the bugs and use what I can.
Eat the bugs and be happy.
Yes.
And be happy.
Isn't that ridiculous?
Okay, so we have five minutes left.
I want to know what's going on.
And so does everybody else with this whole AOC parody account.
It's back.
Oh, okay.
I want to talk about this.
Okay, so tell me what's going on.
Okay, well, I'm going to tell you the whole story as fast as I can.
I don't know the guy running it really, but he was a guy on Twitter that I talked to on DMs.
This was like three years ago, and he was like, I'm going to start this AOC Parity Camp.
Can you write some for it?
I said, sure.
So I would send it to him through DMs and later through text messages, and he would just put it on there.
Well, it started really, really getting popular.
I mean, it got like 70,000 or 80,000 followers.
And at the time, I only had like 15,000, 20,000 followers.
So, I mean, I couldn't believe how fast it went, way faster than CatTurt ever thought about doing it.
And, um, so, uh, I got on good authority.
The AOC called Twitter and had it, they, it pissed them off back then too.
And so, but I, at the end I was writing most, I mean, I'll just be honest.
I was writing most of the tweets that I didn't write all of them, but I wrote most of them.
So it got shut down and suspended and we, we laughed about it.
Thought it was kind of a funny three or four weeks.
And I didn't think nothing about it.
I never really had much contact with this guy in the last three years.
And all of a sudden, I get a message.
What about, I don't know, three or four weeks ago?
Hey, man, the count comes back.
You want to still write?
I said, sure.
This is fun.
This is about calming, not about dogging somebody out or even being mean to AOC. It's just about having fun and making people laugh.
So, the same thing happened again.
I was just sending them stuff.
I didn't own the account.
I don't have no control of it.
I don't like that.
I'm a control freak.
I don't like that.
Honestly, I was writing most of the tweets.
AOC answered it, complained about it.
And then Elon Musk later said, I want it to come back.
I liked it.
It was funny.
It was super funny.
They don't have control over Twitter like they did last time.
I had the enormous popularity.
The guy that owned it, it freaked him out because they're starting to dig in his past like they do with me, starting to write articles, starting to do this, and starting to do that, and starting to dox, and starting to, you know, make calls and stuff.
Like I say, you have no idea what a big account, if you're a conservative, has to go through every day.
But I don't care, you know.
I eat that stuff up like gravy and biscuits.
I don't care.
I think it's hilarious.
Bring it on.
So, you know, I'm a comedian.
I'm doing jokes, for God's sakes.
You want me death threats because I'm trying to joke around?
People are sick.
So anyway, but some people can't handle this, and I ask everybody if you could just think about it.
I mean, until it happens, you don't know how hard it hits and how fast it hits and how, you know, it just scares you.
So some people wouldn't mate on it.
So he just shut down every...
He just shut it down.
He said, I'm not doing this.
To get away from it.
Well...
I was thinking about whether to bring it back or not.
See, when you tell everybody you wrote, because nobody knew I wrote them.
Right.
So that takes the zing out of the account knowing that I'm writing all the tweets now.
Because you think, oh, that's Cat Turd saying it, not AOC parody now.
I understood that from the beginning.
I understand it probably won't be as popular as the other account.
But I just can't go down like that.
I don't tuck tail and run.
I can't just shut everything down and panic.
I couldn't do that.
That's one of the reasons I brought it back, because I think it's funny and I think people need to laugh.
And I knew that it would take the zing out of it for everybody to know I'm writing, finally know who's writing those things, and it was me, you know?
And it was a few other people.
It wasn't just me.
There was other people writing them, but I did write most of them.
But so I brought it back.
It's already got almost 60,000 followers since yesterday.
I know.
That's huge.
And I'm just doing it, and I actually...
I actually contacted Twitter, and I actually talked to Elon Musk.
Not, you know, words, but, you know, on a message between the two of us.
But anyway, so I could have got the original account back if he would have just agreed to it.
But this, you know, I don't want to bother somebody that don't want to do this.
And he really, he just don't want his name on it anymore.
And I understand that.
I'm not trying to, you know, talk down at this person.
You know, 90% of the people or 95% of the people couldn't handle, believe me, The full force of ammonia all day long.
But anyway, so I'm just like, well, I'm just going to start, you know, we, you know, we, of course we left us, you know, friends or whatever.
And I just said, well, I'm just going to start from scratch.
That way I'll control it.
And I actually asked them at Twitter too.
Can I have two accounts?
Now, used to, they would say you could have two accounts, but they had these weird rules written, and if you had two, and you just tweeted out one thing wrong between the two, they'd take both your accounts.
I didn't want that to happen, so I'd talk to them.
I mean, I ran this all the way to the top.
And I'm just saying, well, I'm going to run it.
I'm going to run it.
You know, and a lot of people have reached out, Dan Bongino, and they really liked the account, and I kind of told them what happened, and Jack Poso, and Andrew Tate, believe it or not.
He said he really likes it and thinks it's funny.
I'm glad I'm bringing it back.
I think it's a great tool.
I think it's funny.
I think it's fun.
It's what we need.
We can laugh.
It's another...
The only thing I hate is everybody...
Because it was funny to me that nobody knew I was writing a lot of those tweets.
And...
That kind of took the zing out of it for me.
And it does for y'all, too.
I mean, but it is still.
I'm just going to keep it.
It's just going to be fun.
And I'm going to continue to do it.
I can't.
Everybody's like, put the blue checkmark back up.
I can't.
They won't let me have it for 30 days.
Because when you get a new account, the other account was reinstated so the guy could get a blue checkmark instantly.
But when you start a new account now at Twitter, you can't get a blue checkmark for 30 days.
So I can't do long tweets.
I don't have an edit button.
I don't have any of the features.
So it's kind of hard to, you know, to, cause I was really wanting to do something funny and I, and I've, oh my God, I don't have Twitter blue.
I can't do a long tweet.
Oh, but it'll go by quick, and then you'll do Twitter Blue, and it'll just get even better and better and better.
So everyone, I see, this is really kind of fun, because you named it AOC Press Release Parody, and then you have two, like Cat Turd 2, but it's spelled out, T-W-O at the end, not with this.
Because somebody had already done it.
Yes.
When that thing got popular...
You wouldn't believe the AOC parodies that popped up.
I mean, a thousand of them on Twitter.
Look, if you want to do something and be successful at it, you've got to be the first and you've got to be original at it.
If somebody's going to do so, okay, oh man, did you see that Joe Biden parody count?
Just got $500,000.
I'm going to do a Joe Biden parody count.
It's too late for you.
You didn't come up with it.
Right.
It's too late.
You're not going to make money, you know, hanging on somebody, whatever somebody else did, and trying to, you know, like, oh, it's popular right now.
Let me do it.
I mean, you know, try to come up with an original idea.
Right.
An original name, an original diss, and just have your own thing.
A lot of people have.
There's so many good accounts on Twitter that just have their...
Some of them just do cat videos.
Some of them just do funny videos.
There's some that just show fights.
Right.
But they have their own groove.
And, you know, they follow their own thing.
They come up with a good name, a good catch, and then they just...
And they're funny, and their account's interesting.
That's right.
And so, you know, just...
I don't know why people...
Well, I think that this is a fantastic idea, and I think it's incredible.
And actually, I'm going to disagree with you, Kat, because knowing that you're behind it makes me want to actually follow this account, which I'm going to do right now because I didn't even know that you had started it.
And so I'm following this one.
And I suggest everybody do the same.
You know, you're beating me in followers.
I mean, you've had this account for one day.
I already got you beat.
You already got me beat.
So there you go.
I mean, there's proof in the pudding right there.
So that's the thing.
I know some people are like, well, you're retweeting that too much on your account.
Well, it's important to me to get this going, too, because I'm not going down like that.
I'm not going to have the love threatened.
Of course, if it was me, I did everything I could.
I mean, I did everything I could to get that original account, put my name, and Twitter agreed, but the other guy had to agree.
And I don't blame him.
If you want to get rid of it, that's how you get rid of it.
You've got to get rid of it.
That's right.
So if you don't, you know, if you don't want the drama and the people coming after you, and I agree, you know, I don't have no hard feelings about any of this stuff.
It sucks, because when you get something that hot, I mean, that thing would have had a million followers in a week.
Well, it still can.
We will all continue to push it, and we will all do what we need to do to make sure that it gets right back up there.
And like I said, knowing that you're behind it just makes it better for you.
I like running it myself, though, because there's a certain way I wanted to run it.
I didn't want to step on somebody who's had the original idea, and I'm kind of just writing a lot of the tweets.
I'm only going to follow Elon Musk.
It's the only person I'm ever going to follow on my account.
It's not me not following you or some of my buddies on Twitter.
You've got to stay in character with AOC. She's only going to follow Elon Musk, her future baby daddy.
I tweeted that.
I'm only going to tweet.
I'm only going to follow my future baby daddy.
Elon Musk.
And so they look on it and think it's going to be her boyfriend and it's Elon Musk.
I love that.
Yes, there is a love affair going on, whether she wants to admit to it or not.
Oh yeah, she's got the biggest crush.
Yes, she does.
She can't even handle it.
It's so funny.
He just gets right up under her skin and it is just so much fun.
I mean, that's comedy in itself, the love affair.
But think about this though.
Everybody was getting a lot of laughs.
There's a lot of people.
I mean, you can just read the replies.
It's funny.
This is really, you know, I love this account.
I needed a laugh.
Sometimes you just need a laugh, but the left can't take a joke.
They see somebody doing actual parody.
Okay, what is parody to the left?
It's Saturday Night Live.
That's parody, except y'all suck at it.
Yeah, except it ain't funny no more.
I've been funny in 25 years.
And that's parody.
That's parody when you go up there and have Alex Baldwin pretend like he's President Trump.
That's exactly what we do on these parody accounts.
You do them better.
Yeah, I love it.
I had an AOC book that had come out.
The reason I sold a lot of those, I did a parody book.
I quit selling them because I did the book three and a half years ago, and it had a lot of political names in it that are gone now, so it wasn't relevant to them.
I'll have to write another one of those because they're fun to write.
Oh, you don't have that one anymore?
I don't offer it anymore because it's just about all that.
I mean, it goes off on Jack Dorsey, thrown in Twitter.
It goes off on all these politicians that aren't around anymore.
It just becomes so outdated, you know, because everything switches so fast.
I was just like, no, I'll just write another one that's more up to date now.
Fun!
Well, that gives us something to look forward to.
I have the original copy.
Thank you very, very much.
And I loved that book.
I got both of them.
Of course, I read Rabbit Skin twice.
I enjoyed it that much.
I think it is just an incredible novel.
And you did such a great job on that.
But you know what?
This is what you do incredibly well.
And like I said, to your credit...
I think more people are going to actually start signing up for this AOC parody account knowing that you've got 100% content control over it.
Because it's you, Kat.
I mean, this is what...
Yeah, I do like being able to say what I want, when I want.
And there's a lot of times I, you know, everybody's got jobs and I would like, you know, I wouldn't be able to say, hey, do this, be funny.
And, you know, eight hours later, you know, maybe...
Well, this is going to be a good one.
And you're off to a great start.
Like I said, you got me beat.
My goodness.
I mean, I haven't been tweeting until like the last three weeks.
That's when I went from full-time to part-time.
Everybody's like, wow, you really woke up.
No, I now have time, thank goodness, on my hands, which I didn't have before.
I was constantly in my car.
So I'm starting to tweet again and post and do things like that.
Whereas before I had zero.
Nothing.
Nothing.
No time to do anything other than respond to people when I could.
And I'm even behind on all of that because the show has grown so much.
So it's a constant thing.
But this is awesome.
And I love it.
And it's a tool against the left.
It's just to make people laugh.
You're going to double down on it, too.
It shows the absurdity of everything she believes, you know, and through humor.
And you can make a point like that.
It's a powerful tool.
It is.
People couldn't tell the difference of whether she said it or didn't.
That in itself is hilarious because they would believe some of this stuff because she's so crazy.
I mean, she really is.
She's a complete socialist and she's dumb.
And so you've got those two things together and you go, all right, so here it is.
Yeah, I mean, she's, she's, she's dumb.
Oh my God.
It, it, it.
It's funny to read the replies to it.
Yeah, I'm sure.
A lot of people like it, and there's other people, they think it's her, and they get mad.
You're the dumbest.
I can't believe you're a congressman.
You're just a bartender, stupid.
And it's just like, man, it says parody twice on it.
Just look at it.
Exactly.
Here and here.
My favorite one said, this one just isn't as good as the last one.
They need to bring their same rider back.
Somebody said that and I'm laughing.
It's the exact same one.
It's the same writer.
It's just in your mind.
Oh my gosh.
It's just in your mind.
It won't take any time.
I mean, you just started this this weekend.
You're already up to 58.3 thousand followers.
It's only going to get bigger from here on out.
So I can't wait to read them.
I think it's tremendous what you're doing.
I tweeted on it today.
I think when I got up, it was like 45,000.
I said, man, that's hard to believe how much people are doing it.
It's great.
Yeah, I said my 50,000th follower will win a free vegan insect burger.
Because you will eat the bugs and be happy, which is really so true of the left.
I mean, they really think that we're going to be okay with all of this stuff, and we're just not.
But yeah, if you make fun of them, even if you're a comedian on a conservative side, they're going to death threat you to death.
Oh, certainly they will.
They're just going to keep going.
Yeah, they're never going to stop.
They're lunatics.
They're insane.
And they consider it a win.
They consider it a win when you run away from them.
Man, that's why I couldn't handle that.
I mean, yeah, to be associated with that, it's not good for me.
So that's why it's coming back, period, in the story.
I don't go down like that.
I'm not afraid of these leftist dorks.
Good God.
They're losers.
All right.
Well...
You will eat the bugs and be happy.
There it is.
We're not going to go down like that.
We're not going to go down like that.
All right, everybody.
We'll see you tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
Be safe.
Be kind to one another.
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