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April 21, 2023 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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$8 - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 4/23/2023 - Ep. 313
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Box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
We made it through the week.
I cannot believe it.
I don't know.
Just the news.
It's just like one hour of news is like a week.
A week of news is like a year.
It just keeps coming.
Just the hits.
Well, I mean, they got themselves into a mess.
They have been lying.
They've been trying to cover up with more lies.
I told you that was going to blow up yesterday.
It's blowing up big.
Big time.
Big time.
And I'm so glad that it did.
But I have a question.
I mean, has anybody decided to pull the security clearance?
Of these spies who have lied and conspired against we the people, I mean, they went on, tried to convince people before an election, you want to talk about election interference, that it was Russian propaganda disinformation, as did Joe Biden, when essentially they were helping out his campaign.
None of it was real.
So they have security clearance still.
They're still able to do the things that they normally do.
It's election interference.
Absolutely it is.
100%.
The Biden garbage family, man, they're worse than the Clintons.
Yes, they are.
Absolutely the worst.
And they have had lots and lots of help.
And believe me, they've had help from the Clintons as well.
I mean, they're all in this whole thing together.
This is a machine they're running over there, and it's frightening to see.
But before we get into all of that, this $8...
Oh, man.
I'm having a blast with that.
I know you are.
This whole eight dollars.
I'm not paying eight dollars.
I'm important.
I'm important.
These people are worth $250 million and they're crying.
I am not paying eight dollars.
I bring people to this platform.
Isn't that the wildest thing?
Exactly.
Cheapskates.
They want everything for free.
They're entitled.
I mean, just ask them.
You want to talk about privilege on display.
They are having an absolute fit over $8 to secure their identity on Twitter, their blue checkmark identity, which they think is crucial.
You would think we were talking about a life and death situation over here with the way they're reacting to all of this.
And I don't know why.
I really don't.
I know he's trying to troll them.
Elon Musk would even buy Stephen King or anybody else, some of these others, a checkmark.
I know it's fun and it's fun to troll them, but I can think of so many other people that are a lot more worthy than that group of anything.
I mean, come on.
They're just ridiculous.
They're just throwing another tantrum, another fit.
There's people leaving.
I'm leaving.
If my blue checkmark leaves, I'm going to Chinese TikTok so they can spy on everything I do.
I mean, look at them all here.
Ah, they're big babies.
I see you have Melissa Milano, who thinks her Twitter account is the equivalent to a social security number.
She says, so by revoking my blue checkmark because I wouldn't pay some arbitrary fee, someone can just be me and say a bunch of BS. Does that mean Twitter and Elon Musk are liable for defamation or identity theft or fraud?
Oh, come on, drama queen.
Grow up.
And the award, best actress in a stupid movie.
Can you believe it?
I mean, we knew they were going to react.
They've been waiting for this day.
They were just daring Elon to actually go through with something like this.
How dare he?
Well, he did.
Oh, he did it.
He always does what he says he's going to do.
Oh my gosh.
It is so fun to watch.
I mean, and when you start seeing just how they are freaking out over the whole thing, it just makes it even better.
You've got Bette Midler who says, This worm has the nerve to decertify me.
I'm sorry.
It just shows their arrogance and how entitled and how above everybody else they think they are.
It's great to put on display.
I think it's great.
I think it's absolutely fabulous.
Now, I mean, you know, all of us that completely lost our accounts altogether.
Now, that's a whole other story.
For years where we didn't have a platform at all, this looks like a walk in the park.
Just pay your $8 and get on with your life or not and move to TikTok.
Isn't that where they're all fleeing?
They're all going to the Chinese platform where you can be spied on by the CCP and everything else.
They're happy to go over there.
And that's the big threat right now.
We're gonna do this or we're gonna do that.
Well, do it.
I mean, come on.
It's so funny.
They always announce they're going to do it, but then you can deactivate your account and get rid of it.
Just make it go away, but they don't ever do it.
They just keep it there, and about 10 days later, they worm themselves back in.
They wiggle back in.
Oh, it's fun.
It really is fun.
And then you've got, of course, Jack Dorsey, Twitter alternative.
Blue Sky.
Oh, sign me right up.
I was treated so well on your last platform, Jack.
Yeah.
Yeah, please.
Are you running it with the FBI again?
Blue FBI sky.
Come on over.
The FBI had to go somewhere.
They're over to blue sky now.
Come on.
You ran the most ridiculous platform in history.
I hate when they say this guy's so smart.
He got lucky.
It's just a lucky thing.
Hey, I'm going to invent something where everybody can talk to each other.
And he just got lucky and he was too dumb to run it.
Exactly.
Look at the changes Elon Musk has made.
Big ones, too.
I mean, really, really big ones.
And there's going to be a lot more that's going to happen.
I can already see that Elon is really taking a stand on the whole fake news and trying to label who you're getting your news from.
If it's government-owned media, then he wants to put a label on there so that people know that that's what they're getting their sources from.
That's great.
I like the fact that if you don't read an article, it lets you know, do you plan on reading this article or are you just going to retweet it?
Now, I mean, that's another one of the things that I like because people should know exactly what it says, especially with all the fake news and disinformation that went on and on thanks to the left for years.
I mean, they were able to steal an election as a result of all of this.
I mean, come on.
Man, it's...
But just watching them all cry about it.
I mean, they're throwing actual fits.
Yes, they are.
Yes, they are.
You all pay in blue check marks now, so...
Oh, I think it's funny.
I think it is really funny.
And the louder they cry, the funnier it is to me.
Oh, they're getting hammered.
Oh, they are.
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They do such a great job making fun of them.
They're the whole reason that Elon Musk has Twitter.
Babylon B. That's right.
Somebody said it was ridiculous that they got banned, permanently suspended, and then somebody under it was like, you should buy them and reinstate them.
And Elon Musk said, how much is it?
I know.
Six months later, he owned it.
And then he has it.
Exactly.
And that's the thing.
I mean, he really, he understands that we are under attack.
And what makes this country so great is the fact that we have our First and Second Amendment right there at the very top.
And they have tried to take that completely away from all of us.
I mean, average citizens in this country, they were pointing the finger, calling us Russian disinformation assets or Russian bots.
And foreign agents, foreign spies, they did this for years.
And they were able to carry on that narrative.
And it even made it into the courts.
A lot of these articles that they were writing, they were able to get FISA and get these courts to sign off on it to spy on American people.
I mean, it went all the way to the top.
They were able to abuse their power to that extent.
Seriously.
I mean, I have never, ever, I never thought we would be here, but I'm so happy with the developments over the last couple of days.
I have to tell you, it's really good to see.
Well, it's huge.
I told you yesterday.
I know everybody's going to say, well, nothing's going to happen.
Well, probably not, but it's still huge.
It is big.
And, you know, Joe Biden announced that he's going to run again, and the Democrats don't want him to.
And all of a sudden, CBS, ABC, CNN, PBS is running this story that's killing him.
So I think they're trying to get rid of Joe right now.
I think they're going to all come in and just get rid of him.
I think it's too late, though.
If he's already got his campaign murmuring about it, he's going to announce and he's just going to tell them to sit in the back seat and be quiet for a while.
He runs the show.
That's Joe.
And you're going to leave him alone.
And that's what's happened.
We've watched it.
There is no reason why Joe should be sitting in the White House right now as it is.
There is no way.
The man needs to be in just in handcuffs, In his diapers.
Yes, taken out of the White House.
Yeah, they need to just go ahead and perp walk him out right in the middle of the White House and say, okay, we're going to investigate you this time for real.
We're not just going to sit on these investigations.
Everybody knows that they've had the laptop.
The FBI has sat on that investigation and others.
Well, just real quick while we're talking about tech, American Facebook users from May 2007 to December 2022 can now apply for a share of a $725 million settlement in the privacy settlement.
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They've been selling your information.
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This is the one they're not talking about.
The $700 million settlement that no one's talking about like they are about Fox.
This is the other one.
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So Meta did not admit wrongdoing.
Meta.
Yeah, Meta.
That's the first time I've actually heard anybody actually call Facebook Meta since they tried to do it.
Nobody did it.
They're doing everything they can for a makeover, but you called them Metamucil, which I thought was pretty fitting.
Yeah, I said, where have I heard this before?
Let me see.
Metamucil.
Good name.
Name it after something that makes you take a dump.
Lord.
Well, they didn't admit the wrongdoing.
They said, we pursued a settlement as it's the best interest in our community and shareholders.
This is a company spokesperson who said it at the time, and they didn't offer any other additional comments.
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He did this big thing.
We're going to take one of the most, I mean, you can't be any dumber than take a company that's as big as Facebook and with a more recognizable name and say, we're going to change the name.
As I say, I'm going to change the name to Coke to Grass Seed.
It just doesn't make any sense.
It's dumb.
And then the dumb, and he had, remember he had this big thing where he went online for like four hours.
With all these screens behind him.
Yes.
And tried to explain how everybody's going to live in the metaverse and nobody signed up for it and everybody hated it.
And nobody called it meta and it's funny.
Hi, I'm Mark Zuckerberg.
I'm 5'3", got a bowl haircut, and I'm from the lizard planet.
La La Lakey.
Yes.
I'm an alien.
He is an alien.
I'm completely convinced.
He's from the lizard planet.
We were invaded a long time ago, folks.
We have proof.
And then nobody bought into it.
We're actually going to live out here in the real world.
We're not going to live in your metaverse.
Oh my goodness.
Well, these are really big stories that are gaining some traction and I'm really happy to see it because it needs to happen.
Corrupt Antony Blinken was behind the gathering of 50 plus members of Intel community to lie and sign bogus letter on Hunter laptop being Russian disinformation.
Treason.
Major.
Major.
They use this as part of the campaign.
We try to tell you how just rotten, scummy, and everything is in the DOJ now and the FBI. It's all coming out right now, which is good.
Republicans won't do nothing, but they need to jump on this.
You've got to jump on it while the story's hot.
You've got to...
Pause everything else you're doing and drag everybody involved up there in Congress.
You're the ones that do it.
Don't have a 10-minute meeting.
Have a 5-, 6-, 7-day, 3-week investigation where it's in front of the camera.
You control the gavel.
You can do it any way you want to do it.
Do something!
Yeah, even if it's wrong.
The old ball is wonders.
We want to see something.
Anything.
Anything.
Because we can't continue on as a country like that.
And here you have Joe Biden.
I mean, you remember these clips.
We all witnessed it.
There are 50 former national intelligence folks who said that what he's accusing me of is a Russian plant.
They have said that this has all the...
Five former heads of the CIA, both parties, say what he's saying is a bunch of garbage.
This is classic Trump.
We have four days left and all of a sudden there's a laptop.
There's overwhelming evidence from the intelligence community that the Russians are engaged.
I still think that the stories from the fall about your son Hunter were right in distance changing at a smear campaign like you said.
Yes, yes, yes.
I know you'd ask it.
I have no response.
It's another smear campaign.
It's a last ditch effort in this desperate campaign to smear me and my family.
The vast majority of the intelligence people have come out and said, there's no basis at all.
So here, this happened during the debates.
Yeah, y'all set it up.
You ask them to do it.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Well, this is big stuff because the New York Post writes, This is sources in the House
Judiciary Committee.
They have confirmed these allegations.
Tony Blinken, now Secretary of State, was the Biden campaign foreign affairs advisor who urgently phoned Morrell in October 2020 to suggest the laptop was a Russian plant.
This is as big as it gets.
That's all they do.
They claim everything on Trump or Russia.
Russia, Russia, Russia.
Russia, Trump.
Trump, Russia, Russia.
That's all they got in their playbook.
Wow.
Wow.
This ain't even getting into the...
That's the whole separate issue besides the...
I'm telling you, that high-level IRS agent...
That's a huge story.
That is huge.
I'm telling you, he saw...
He watched TV and he watched Garland lie through his teeth under oath and he couldn't take it no more so he just said that's it.
Oh absolutely and that one's next.
I mean this this is so big and like like we say we're just touching on the iceberg because so it was Antony Blinken of the Biden-U-Penn Center Where classified documents were found and China donated $54 million to that was in charge of getting 51 former intelligence people to sign the bogus letter of earmarks of Russian disinformation about Hunter's laptop.
This is from Booker Spartacus, who is also mentioned in this article.
So you start to see how all of this is coming together and how all of it is in play The Post writes the House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan will release a report in the next couple of weeks tracing the origins of the 3051 letter showing it constituted corrupt interference in the 2020 presidential election It absolutely did.
It absolutely did.
I never want to hear the left ever say there was an election interference ever again because this is all it was.
They cheated every way.
They cheated and pre-filled out million ballots.
They cheated and stopped the voting.
They cheated with 2,000 ballots.
Mules in every state.
They cheated with Facebook and Twitter and shutting down everybody.
They cheated by this.
They just cheated and cheated and cheated and cheated, and there's no end in sight.
Oh, boy.
This is huge information, what has happened.
You couldn't even say it before.
Right.
And they colluded.
If it wasn't for Rumble right now, we wouldn't be able to say it.
I mean, if it was YouTube right now, just by saying what I just said right there, we'd be taking off.
Oh, definitely.
I mean, there isn't any question about it.
There were so many times where we would start talking about things and then we'd have to just start, you know, hinting instead, using other language.
I mean, that felt like we were going to start talking in tongues, right?
Like, okay, how do we even say this?
The jab?
The jibby jab?
I mean, we were coming up with like really strange words trying to get people to understand what we were talking about because that's how extreme it got.
And they were watching accounts like yours, Cat Turd, accounts like mine.
And so they would target us.
They would put out their little algorithms and it would pick up any words that we would say.
And all of a sudden, before you know it, our account was shadow banned.
We were suppressed.
We were completely kicked off.
I mean, that happened to me.
I didn't have any voice at all for years.
Any.
Any.
None.
Dark.
Just lights out.
But it's interesting because when you start looking at the people that some of them, Dana Bash, Jeremy Bash was one of these people on this list.
And here she is a big pundit over at CNN. You mean to tell me she didn't know what was going on?
Of course she did.
Of course I did.
Yeah, this is some kind of game and they need to be held responsible.
Again, I don't understand why they still have a security clearance.
I really have no idea.
But the corruption is extremely deep, my friend.
You've got the update on the IRS whistleblower confirms Biden's AG Merrick Garland lied under oath, committed perjury.
He's done this before.
will he chase face charges that's the big question will he face charge how how is he gonna face charges when when he's the head guy i mean he's he's the big deal and he's got everybody else that's been covering his tracks the entire time that second part he's done this before will he face charges i mean how many times Do you have to drive a car without brakes to realize, hey, it doesn't have brakes.
It's a runaway train.
We've got to get control of this because they are selling out this country.
They are placing in there whoever they want, and they're running us into the ground.
We are all paying a price.
They're arresting their political opponents.
Yes, they are.
They arrest their political opponents on bogus charges.
They make up something.
Then they get a corrupt D.C. I'll make sure it's always in New York or D.C. every time.
And then they get a corrupt Obama-appointed activist judge, and then they pad the jury and get a tainted jury, and then they run it through, and they're putting them people in jail, all in a lie.
Everything, the charge is bullshit, the judge is corrupt, the jury is tainted, and that's what they're doing.
They're doing it all right there, inside these little bubbles.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this is what is wrong with America today, is that you've basically got a cartel at the helm.
I mean, this is how they're acting.
They're acting like mobsters.
And they've been able to get away with it so far.
Because unfortunately, we don't have anybody standing up for us on the Republican Party.
They should stop, just like you just said.
Stop everything you're doing, look at these big stories, and go ahead and start subpoenaing these people.
Get them under oath.
Have them before the American people.
None of this closed door anything anymore.
And go ahead and then charge them.
Charge them.
Go ahead.
Get a third party in there.
Make sure that you have outsiders that are going to prosecute and handle these cases.
And for crying out loud, get it out of Washington D. Sleaze when you try them.
You're not going to have a fair trial in Washington, D.C. You're just not.
You know how many judges Trump appointed in Florida and Texas and Alabama?
And Tennessee and Georgia and everything else.
When are y'all going to start charging with some of these crimes like they do with us?
Exactly.
And keep it in your district.
It is true.
You must.
They're actually guilty.
They're guilty of sin.
They are.
They really are.
I'm not saying make up anything.
It's what you guys do.
I'm saying they're guilty as hell.
Slam dunk cases, all of them.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, look at the classified information that Joe Biden was leaving all over the place.
I mean, you've got crumbs everywhere.
Did anything ever happen?
No.
They didn't kick down the doors and go in and surge and siege and take his computers and stage all of these pictures like they did with President Trump.
Oh no.
No, completely different set of rules here.
And then Mike Pence raises his hand and says, oh, I've got them too.
Yeah, let me cover for Biden.
Yeah, the flies got him.
They're right up under his wings.
I got breaking news.
Oh my.
Game boy.
Here we go.
What you got there, Pat?
Don't tell anybody, but I got some more pink ladies hats in.
You do!
Wonderful!
The other big, huge order I got sold out in like 10 seconds, and I finally got some more in.
Oh, that is going to make us so happy.
I'm going to keep it on the low low, so don't hit me so hard.
No, this is the perfect time.
Oh, I'm so glad you did tell us, though.
My website, Ilovecatturt.com, if you want some, because when I advertise it on Twitter later, they're probably going to be gone.
They will be.
They always are.
They go so quickly.
I wasn't even able to get one last time around.
Here you go.
They are so adorable.
That is awesome, Kat.
I'm so glad because I haven't been able to get out of my DMs as a result of this hat.
This hat has kept me...
I can't even respond to people anymore.
It's just this list keeps growing and everybody's asking me about these hats.
I know.
It's crazy.
I think it's wonderful.
So yes, if you want yours, you better get over there now because they will sell out, no question.
I love CatTurt.com.
And make sure that Cat stays out of trouble this weekend.
This way we keep him busy working, right?
How can I get in trouble?
What am I going to do?
Trip over a raccoon.
I don't know, Kat.
You have a way.
I don't know.
Every single time you stir up Twitter.
I'm really tired as I am.
I don't know if I've ever been as tired as I am right now.
I'm just worn out.
I know how you feel.
I know exactly.
I just don't seem to ever get any rest because it's always something.
It's mainly because I've got so many rescue animals.
I know.
I still got to give two metal cats away.
They're cats now, not kittens.
They're like six months old.
I've kept them this long because they were so feral.
God, they were feral.
I know.
And I mean, how can you give something away that's just going to, you know, you never can let it outside.
It'll be gone and you'll never see it again.
You know, when you give it to somebody and they take it in and take it out of this little crate and it runs and hides under the bed for five days.
I mean, I didn't want it to be like that.
So it's been a lot of work getting them to where, you know, they're purring and letting you grab them and everything.
So They're there.
They're so sweet.
And I just love it.
They really are.
I had the hardest time when I lost my cat.
I did not have any animals in my life.
My heart was so broken.
I just said, I cannot live through that again.
And then came Handsome.
And I have never been so happy in my life.
He is a hoot.
Every single day, he does something that just cracks me up.
And he's always testing me.
And he just looks at me like, am I going to be able to get away with this?
So I'm having 12 of them.
I can't!
I can't!
I cannot.
I mean, you're this little four and a half pounds.
Well, he's four pounds, not four and a half.
He's three and a half, almost four pounds.
He has completely changed my life.
But yet yours are, what, 60 pounds, 90 pounds?
I can't even imagine.
Well, I'd say the twins, Sweetie and Petey, are around 65 pounds and Pedro's probably 70, and then I say Monkey's probably about 55 or 60, and then Wiggles is probably 100.
Oh my gosh, how cute.
They're so big.
He jumps up.
He's so long.
He'll jump up on you.
I'm trying to get him.
It's so hard to get these dogs not to jump up on you, but it takes a while, but I do teach him.
He can jump up on me and put his paw.
I'm 6'1", and he can put his paws over my shoulder.
That is incredible.
With me standing straight up.
It's crazy.
I mean, they just...
He was just born like 10 and a half months ago.
I know.
You've got a pack now.
Like serious, serious.
I mean, this is an army you've got over there now.
I'm 6'1", so I'm 3'9", taller than Adam Kinzinger.
That's an interesting way of putting it.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, this is really fun because when you think about it, I had to, okay, so I've, you know, his little legs, Anselm's little legs are so small.
Like he's a tiny little guy.
So I got him stairs and then I introduced him to Duck and this way he has his independence.
Well now, with just a little bribe of stairs, he can get up and down those stairs like nobody's business.
It went from, no mom, I'm not doing that, to let me show you how it's done.
I mean, this dog flies up at them now.
And he has no problem getting to his destination if it means a little piece of duck.
I've got stairs to...
I've got little steps to my couch.
I've got steps to my bed.
I've got steps all over the place.
And he is just flying with a newfound love of duck.
I can get him to do anything with the duck.
It's amazing.
It really is.
But they are our loves.
And I'm just so happy that I got him.
And so I know you'll find a wonderful home for those two kittens.
I do.
I absolutely do.
You have been so amazing with animals.
This whole time.
Your rescue mission.
It's constant there, though.
Rescue mission.
I mean, it's like...
It's a zoo.
It is.
I bet I spend $3,000 a month on talking cat food right now.
I know.
I mean...
Ridiculous.
It's like a house payment.
It's true.
And they're not cheap to keep up and maintain.
Not even at all.
I know, but your dog's four pounds.
I mean, my dogs eat four pounds a day.
I know.
And that's each.
Exactly.
I was going to say each, not just collectively.
That's each.
I know.
My little guy.
Just a little bit of duck goes a long way.
So we're good over here.
But this is a whole other situation.
Biden says he's running again, though.
That's the funny thing.
I mean, he can even talk right now.
I know it.
I'm telling you, they do not want him in there again.
Although they could control him, they know behind the scenes how bad it is that he can barely talk, he can barely walk.
And then this is...
I mean, the election's 18 months from now, or 19 months from now.
He can't even talk now.
Well, I think he's doing this.
They don't want him.
They may not, but he needs to get in there to continue to cover his tracks here.
That's how I see it.
Yeah, that's why he's running.
I mean, he's in big trouble right now.
That's why he's running.
Yes.
Him and his whole garbage family.
I mean, these guys were selling influence and then spreading it around, not just from Hunter and his brother and him and his immediate garbage family, but their extended garbage family.
They were spreading it around 6, 8, 10 deep.
Everybody got a piece of the rotten apple except little Pop Secret, the stripper baby.
It's true.
Little Pop Secret didn't get shit.
I know.
They have treated that child as if it was not.
Disowned his own blood.
That's what kind of a scumbag he is.
That's it.
That's exactly the kind of thing.
If you like how it went down at all, you are 100%.
They did a DNA test.
Oh my gosh.
This guy can spend a million dollars a month on hookers and crack, but fights tooth and nail to pay child support.
That's what a scum, dirt, lowlife this guy is.
Just a crackhead lowlife.
It's true.
I mean, I got a million to spend on hookers and crack, but my kid?
Nothing.
Disowned and not going to spend a dime.
Going to hire lawyers, that are going to cost me enough money to put that child through its whole life in college and in retirement to not pay the kid anything.
God, just...
Well, and then to rub it into the faces of the American people, I mean, they would have probably gotten a lot bigger response had they embraced that child.
I mean, even though I don't want Joe Biden anywhere near that child, that child is lucky to be away from him.
I'm not saying that.
But if they cared at all about optics or if they cared at all about, you know, how it looks, this is their own flesh and blood.
And here they'll have all of the stockings of all of their grandchildren on the mantle except for that one.
And it is his child.
It's been proven that it's his child.
Oh, the DNA test is definitely his child.
There is no question about it.
And so for everyone to turn their back on this child is just, it lets you know.
It means nothing.
The American people don't mean anything to these people.
Neither does this country.
They are in it for themselves.
They always have been.
This is what we're dealing with here.
Sellouts.
Absolutely.
They're for sale to the highest bidder.
They don't care if it's China.
They don't care if it's Ukraine, Russia.
They'll sell influence to anywhere, anytime.
Because Hunter needs that crack money.
He needs them five hookers a day laying them back on his bed.
And he wants to, of course, you know, you're...
You're one of the most high-profile people in the world, so naturally you want to film all your felonies 24-7.
I mean, really.
You want to talk about not being afraid of anything.
I'm the vice president's son.
I'll tell you what, I got five hookers and 10 pounds of crack and some guns laying around and some girls that look 12 years old.
Let's video the whole thing.
Can you imagine?
And then being his security detail, right?
I mean, here you've got the Secret Service that are following him around, knowing that he is breaking all kinds of laws.
And they're either participating or they're just ignoring it.
I don't even know.
But it's going on right before their eyes.
If you try to tell me right now at this point, oh, no, he's not using anymore, I would laugh.
He absolutely is.
What a disgrace.
He is completely.
To let him file an Air Force One is such a disgrace.
I mean, yeah.
It really is.
You know he's smoking crack and doing whatever he is in Air Force One.
Did he go to rehab?
I mean, he's like, yeah, I'm better now.
Oh, yeah, really?
Yeah.
No, you're not.
They took your meth mouth rotten teeth out, put brand new teeth out, and put you in a suit, and they display you once a year.
Then they sell you crack doodles.
For $500,000 a pop.
Some kind of crap you didn't even do.
You didn't even paint.
Just some scribbles on a piece of paper, and they're coming in buying it for $500,000.
You've hid who the buyers are, and that's how you get your money, which doesn't go to your family.
It definitely doesn't go to your little secret kid.
It goes for more crack and more hookers and more parties.
The never-ending Hunter Biden sleazebag story.
Well, that's what it is.
And that's how it's been funded.
They've been selling out our country.
I mean, that is where the money is coming from, is from China and other entities.
And they're not going to disclose it.
But let me tell you what, they are coming back and they are firing big time out on all of this.
Smash mouth.
Hunter Biden lawyer accuses the IRS whistleblower of committing felony by disclosing information on About an ongoing tax investigation.
And this is why the lawyers make all the money because they're trying to make a claim out of all of this.
Chris Clark was one of the attorneys that was representing for son Hunter Biden in a federal investigation of Biden's tax and business dealings.
Accused the IRS whistleblower, who has alleged political interference into the tax investigation, of committing a felony by disclosing information about an ongoing tax investigation.
Yeah, investigation that's not ongoing at all.
That's the whole reason he's whistleblowing.
That's right.
They got him dead to rights, and Merrick Garland's killing the investigation.
They've been sitting on it, and this is what the bureaucrats are known for.
God, he's a dirtbag, isn't he?
I mean, I can't think of a more nasty, dirty, scummy person I've ever seen in my life and just privileged as hell.
Every time he gets in trouble, Daddy!
Oh, yes.
Get me out, Daddy.
Daddy, I got caught smoking crack with 10 hookers again.
I'll bail you out again.
Okay, Daddy.
Daddy, I let the crack pipe in my driver's license in the back of an Uber.
Daddy!
Daddy!
God, he's 50 years old and he's 50 years old.
He's never even had a job.
I know.
No, so now all of a sudden it's his fault.
They were sitting on it.
This is what bureaucrats in Washington D. Sleaze are known for.
They blame the messenger.
They do and they sit on these investigations and depending on who they're investigating, depending on the side, they are responsible for either slowing them down Or speeding them up.
Now when it was President Trump, they were speeding all these things up.
You saw it.
It was steroids every single day.
It was, we're getting Trump, getting Trump, investigation after investigation, going after him.
But there wasn't anything to get.
Nothing.
Nothing.
That's what they're trying to do to the owner of the repair shop for the laptop.
That's right.
It's not the crime.
It's their fault.
It's the laptop guy's fault.
We're going to sue him.
Well, this is no different.
You have got Lantham and Watkins, who is the firm that is representing them.
Hunter Biden's attorney said Thursday that the IRS whistleblower could be improperly disclosing private tax information and attempting to abuse the power of the government to harm the president's son.
It's a felony for the IRS agent to improperly disclose information about an ongoing tax investigation.
The IRS has incredible power, and abusing that power by targeting, embarrassing, or disclosing information about a private citizen's tax matters undermines Americans' faith in the federal government.
Too late.
We've lost faith in the federal government.
Well, Hunter Biden's attorney, Chris Clark, told NBC News in a statement that unfortunately, that is what happened and is happening here in an attempt to harm my client.
It appears this IRS agent has committed a crime and had denied my client protections that are his right.
Yeah.
Poor Hunter.
Poor Hunter.
He's been treated just so terribly, hasn't he?
When you look at the way...
Daddy!
Daddy, China's not sending my crack money.
They're not sending my crack money.
I mean, you just, you sit here and you go, okay, so how many examples of a two-tiered justice system do we actually need to have?
It's just over and over.
Constant.
It's time for some people to wake up in this country.
I mean, we're doing all the work here politically to try to save their country.
Hey, did you see the game last week, crowd?
Y'all gotta wake up.
Believe me, the Broncos versus the Chargers, that's what they do.
That's what they have, so you're not paying attention that they're still in your country.
I'm not saying don't enjoy this and don't enjoy that, but man, wake up and come over here for a little while.
Oh, it's true.
Your country's going to be gone, and you're going to be sitting there wondering why, and once it's gone, it's gone.
You're never going to get your freedoms back.
Never.
Never.
Just like, I mean, just like Hunter and his teeth, you know?
I mean, the real teeth are gone.
They've all been replaced.
Uh-huh.
But this is what we have.
Meth mouth.
You got meth mouth, and hey...
Yeah, we don't send him to rehab.
We give him $50,000 worth of teeth, put him in a suit, prance him out every year, and he's better.
You know, that's what's so strange to me.
He's a low life.
This guy's a junk bag, man.
I'm bad.
Well, he is.
And the thing about it that I've noticed with him, when you look at the pictures that he takes of himself, you want to talk about as low as it gets, at least from a point of view, if you were trying to assess him.
All right.
So he's obviously got really low self-esteem.
I mean, seriously, there's not been one Flattering picture of Hunter Biden that I have ever seen.
It's pictures like this.
It's him and prostitutes.
It's him smoking crack.
It's him doing drugs.
It's him in a situation.
And when he orders his prostitutes, you know, he says no yellow ones.
See that story?
I didn't!
You didn't?
No!
They called him like, I'll have to get it for the Monday show, but oh yeah, you know how he was dropping the N-word?
Yes, I remember that.
Okay, well now they got some new emails or texts or something where he's ordering prostitutes, and I guess you don't want...
You know, yellow ones.
No yellow, he said.
It's a big story.
I think it was in the New York Post.
Oh, he's so gross.
I was reading and I was going, good grief.
They don't want him either.
Nobody wants him.
That's why he has to pay for it for crying out loud in one way or another, whether it be cash or whether it be drugs.
He can't find somebody.
I'd hate to see his penicillin bill ever much.
Oh, boy.
It's just so bad.
All of them.
He's like, man, he probably owns penicillin stock.
Well, they've had this stuff on him for years now.
They've known about Hunter's laptop.
It's been collecting dust.
They finished these investigations a year ago.
Well, apparently the whistleblower's name has not been disclosed by his attorney.
How long will it take for his name to be leaked by Biden's insiders and the intimidation campaign?
They're doing it right now.
To kick into high gear?
Oh, momentarily.
It's already started.
Believe me.
They're going to come after this person with everything they've got so that they can squash anybody else who may get the idea that it's a good idea to come out and tell everybody what's been going on.
Well, we've known about it, but now we've got proof of it.
And they can try all day long to cover this stuff, but we've been uncovering this forever.
I mean, that laptop in itself tells you everything that you need to know.
But they're talking about it.
You've got CBS days after the Hunter Biden laptop scandal.
They're going after Biden.
I'm telling you, they're going to do it.
Yes.
I mean, they're already starting.
According to a letter released Thursday night from the Republican chairman of the House Judiciary and Intelligence Committees, former CIA Deputy Director Michael Morrell told congressional investigators that days after the laptop story, Secretary of State Antony Blinken, then a Biden campaign advisor, reached out to Morrell and set in motion the events that led to the intelligence officials' public statement.
Yes.
I mean, at least they're finally talking about it.
Then they go on NBC News.
They're pushing it.
They're not just doing it.
They're acting like actual journalists right now.
I mean, this is something you could see on Tucker Carlson.
I mean, I'm telling you, this is what I'm saying.
They would just bury this normally, but they're like, okay, we got 18.
I knew this was going to happen.
They got 18 months left, and we're going to start.
He wants to be the president.
He's going to announce, okay, show him what's going to happen if you don't back off from announcing.
Well, they're losing in so many different areas.
When you look at late night TV, even, because they've become so political and it's become so divisive, they're getting zero views.
A lot of them, they're not getting anything.
They don't get anything.
They get like a million and something.
Man, that's, Johnny Carson used to get 25 million.
Jay Leno used to get 15 million.
I know it.
And they're getting like a million.
I mean, Greg Gutfeld's blowing them all away on Fox News.
It's not even a regular channel.
It's so true.
Well, here you even got NBC News who's talking about political interference.
Two senior law enforcement officials describing to NBC News growing frustration inside the FBI because federal investigators finished the bulk of their work about a year ago and suspect political interference is delaying the process.
But they were all a part of it.
See, that's the problem.
They were all a part of all of this.
This is NBC! I know it!
They're coming after Joe right now.
They're sending a message.
We don't want you as the candidate, and we can take you down.
And they can, because, I mean, God, he's so dirty.
They're like the Clintons.
The little tentacles are everywhere.
It's so true.
And then here you go.
You've got Natasha Bertrand, who just lied completely for years and years and years.
She was promoted from Business Insider to The Atlantic to Politico.
She wrote a piece about The Mighty 200, by the way.
And then on to CNN. And listen, nothing ever happened to her account.
They never shut her down.
They never silenced her.
She just got promotion after promotion after promotion.
Here she is talking about the corruption.
I mean, what more evidence do you need?
It's very, very obvious, and it's really Occam's razor here.
The fact that we still have not been able to rule out the idea that this was a covert communication channel two years after the fact, the fact that no one has come forth with a plausible explanation for why this was happening, for why Alphabank was one of three organizations communicating with the Trump server in those months leading up to the election is just completely remarkable.
And I think the fact that Frank's story got overlooked or criticized as much as it did, and the fact that now it's being revisited and you have the editor of the New York Times saying that there, you know, was a story there, just shows the lack of imagination.
Okay, so she lied about absolutely everything and what was her reward?
Oh, now she's a huge correspondent for CNN. She went from one lily pad to another to another like they all do.
This is how they're rewarded in Washington D. Sleaze.
I mean, come on now.
This is where we are.
So everyone's asking a real big question now.
Will Jack Teixeira, will he get the General Petraeus treatment for mishandling classified intelligence?
I mean you know they're different they're different rules and regulations for different folks again here we've got a situation of a two-tier justice that is playing out in front of us and at this point you've got Jack the 21 year old who is alleged to have have posted classified intelligence documents to the web but there is no direct evidence that he actually was the one who placed those documents in a chat room That remains to be seen.
They framed him.
Yes.
Told you.
Think about that.
Just like everybody else.
Cheryl Atkinson's husband.
Notice they purple off that guy and then they just drop the story.
Absolutely.
They're not pushing it.
I mean, you'd think they'd push it 24-7 because it serves their purpose, but they're not.
My goodness.
And this is what they did with January 6th.
And this is why I'm so angry with Kevin McCarthy.
Every single day I'm writing that man and saying, would you please release those tapes?
We have got so many people that are just up there in jail.
Yeah, he didn't do anything.
Then he was threatened.
Then they shut down the whole operation.
He got up there and he promised, we the people, that he was going to release the footage.
And he has not.
And he doesn't plan on doing it.
We need everyone to get in on this thing because the FBI has been lying to people just straight up.
They've been planning it.
They've been instigating it and everything else.
In fact, there is a new video that has emerged of Ray Epps on the front line urging the police to calm down.
Here he is.
Wow.
Calm down, my fellow, please.
Calm down.
These are his compadres.
You can see the way he's communicating with them and the way they are responding to him.
Of course he is.
He is 100% in charge of what's going on here.
Exactly.
I mean, come on.
This is an establishment against we the people.
That is really what it is.
And Americans have got to wake up.
And realize this, that it doesn't matter what side of the aisle you're on.
It has nothing to do with that.
It's the uniparty.
It's the establishment against you.
And they're not going to stop.
In fact, you know, we've always talked about, ooh, memes will get you time.
Well, we just had that one case that just happened.
But here it goes.
DOJ has now arrested I mean, this is right after.
They're telling the truth about Russia, and they're telling the truth about Ukraine, and how we put a shadow governor in there, and how it's not democracy, and everything, and they're going to try to arrest them and put them in prison for disagreeing with their stance on Ukraine.
It is true.
And here it is.
Just weeks after Trump supporter Douglas Mackey was convicted of election interference, which is almost comedy now that we know.
Now that we know what we know about this government and how they interfered in our elections.
Here they're saying that Douglas Mackey, his meme, his funny little meme up there, was election interference.
They've labeled it as such.
This man, they have him, you know, doing jail time and everything else as a result.
Of course, he is in the middle of appeal.
But yes, they have labeled it election interference for posting memes on Twitter.
The DOJ has now charged four black national leftists for spreading Russian propaganda in memes, articles, and speeches.
They have charged the U.S. citizens.
They can do it if they want.
I mean, really?
You can be pro-Russia, pro-anybody.
You can be pro-Korea.
You can be pro-China.
It's your free speech.
You can root for the Russians to win right now.
It's free speech.
It's a clear attack on your First Amendment right.
100%.
You don't have to agree with what they agree with.
You can say anything you want against this government or any other government.
You can agree with any government or disagree with any government.
You have a right to say it.
Well, I mean, and this is what I keep trying to bring up to people.
It is not whether you are a Republican or a Democrat or a liberal.
It does not matter.
It doesn't matter if you're black or if you're white.
It doesn't matter if you're yellow.
It doesn't matter if you have pink and purple polka dots.
It does not matter.
This is a regime that doesn't want you talking out against them.
And the sooner the people wake up and stop playing into this madness, the better it's going to be.
So here is what the DOJ, here's an excerpt of the DOJ indictment.
A federal grand jury in Tampa, Florida, returned a superseding indictment charging four U.S. citizens and three Russian nationals with working on behalf of the Russian government in conjunction with the Russian Federal Security Service, which is FSB, to conduct a multi-deal, foreign malign influence campaign in the United States.
Among other conduct, the superseding indictment alleges that the Russian defendants recruited, funded, and directed U.S. political groups to act as unregistered illegal agents of the Russian government and sow discord and spread in this crazy pro-Russian propaganda.
The way Tucker explained it is they take donations, and they had a $250 donation, another donation that they claim was from a Russian guy.
You know, they just take donations in.
They probably don't know who takes.
No idea.
And so they're trying to frame them.
That's basically what Glenn Greenwald was on with Tucker last night.
Well, this is a huge story because again, this is our opportunity to show the left that there is a regime, there is an establishment, and they're coming after anybody that has a voice that is voicing their opinion against the war in Ukraine, against COVID, against the vaccination, against all of that stuff.
Anything against the government.
And the government has been doing absolutely nothing but lying to us.
Our biggest liability is the government.
The US government.
It is weaponized and it is working against we the people.
It has been that way for quite some time.
And they are dangerous now.
Now, this is something I have to run past you because we're at the very end of our show.
But this, you just can't ignore it.
Pete Buttigieg, he proposes a $20 million budget for female crash dummies.
Are you kidding?
I mean, what is going on here?
A $20 million budget for female.
Now, they have to be female.
Okay, so...
Right there, he obviously understands that there are two sexes, right?
There's a male and a female.
So thank you for that, Pete.
But despite the United States facing constant railroad derailments and collapse of infrastructure, Biden's Transportation Secretary, Pete Buttigieg, has proposed in the DOT's 2024 fiscal budget to spend $20 million on female crash dummies.
That's how he's going to get to the root of the problem.
They have to be female.
Like, what?
Yes.
Before we end the show, I do want to talk about the Rumble thing we got going.
Yes, please do.
Yeah, so we've been walking a tightrope for a long time trying to make money on our show.
We've been negotiating with Rumble on some advertisement deals and other deals, and it's always sticky to us because Once we start taking on advertisers, and then what if we say something they don't like, which is probably likely.
Right.
More likely than not.
But at some point, we have to make money on this show, because even with the donations you guys give us, we still lose money on the show.
And at some point, you know, we work in, especially Jules is, I mean, she works eight hours a day on this.
She produces it and everything.
It's all for free.
She runs in LA traffic to her job, runs back to do the job, runs back through LA traffic, runs back in LA traffic again to get home.
And so we're just, you know, we've been talking to Rumble and some other ways where we can not have to sign a big contract or be obligated to a bunch of people that uh uh uh sponsors so we can say what we want so we we're always walking the top rope to try to try to make some money on the show so we've come up with we're just going to do kind of like steven crowder uh subscriptions and what what are they it's like 5.99 a month or something like 4.99 it's 80 something something to that
effect okay so if you go to and i worked on this last night until the wee hours of the morning this is going to be perfected we're just Yes, we're just starting on this.
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If you'd like to join our channel, and what we'll be able to do is we'll be able to have some special things that we do over here.
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And so you can join on our front page at the very bottom and you can support.
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Is it Turd Stock?
Is that the name of it?
Is that going on?
People keep asking about Turd Stock.
We're working on it.
It's complicated, people.
It's a big deal.
Insurance and liability and it's not just like, hey, we're just going to do it.
Hey, show up.
Let's wear some hippie shirts and jam some music.
I wish it was like that, but it's not.
It's not.
No.
Be patient.
It will happen at some point.
So if you would like to be a part of our channel, you can join by just clicking on that and donating to the show.
That will help tremendously.
And then we can put on all of these extra things that we're going to do.
So we can start running the show and then afterwards we can move over to our locals channel and then we can go ahead and have some of that back and forth and special segments that we plan on doing.
It's going to be a lot more work, but it's going to be worth it and it's going to kind of bring our community in closer, which I think is a really great idea.
So if you haven't joined, we suggest that you do so if you want to help us out.
This is a great avenue to help us.
And a lot of you have already started doing it even before we knew it.
The monthly subscribers, that's what that is, just so you know.
So I want to thank everybody else who has contributed.
We have a course.
Wait, wait.
I want to say some more stuff about it.
Sure.
Yeah, if you don't have the money, don't do it.
No, definitely not.
Yeah, we're not them kind of people.
We just, like, we've got to start making some money at this because all of our time, I mean, we're putting...
So much work into this, and we've been doing it for free pretty much for a long time.
But if you can't afford it, don't do it.
We're not trying to squeeze anybody, but if you like the show, and the show's growing like crazy, it's gotten so big.
And but this is the way a lot of the bigger people do it because they don't want to do advertisements because they want to say what they want to say too.
And it's kind of a way we don't have to sign a contract with anybody.
We don't have to be beholden to like, oh man, they don't like you saying that.
Right.
And sell your products.
But we do got to start trying to make some money, especially Jules is taking a beating over there.
She works.
I don't produce the show.
She does.
Well, I mean, I just can't quit my day job.
Yeah.
That's really kind of how it's going.
And I'm not doing so well in my day job.
She's getting worn out.
I am worn out.
But it's okay.
I mean, I do this because I do believe that we're making a difference here.
We're definitely getting the attention, whether it be on the left and on the right.
People are starting to wake up and see what's been going on.
Us conspiracy theorists, we've been on the ground floor.
59 and 0.
We are...
We have been right about everything.
We really have.
And we're going to continue to do our part regardless.
I mean, that's just where it is.
So if you cannot do it, please, by no means, don't do it.
But this is the one thing that we thought, hey, maybe this will be the way that we can make some of that up so that we can pay our monthly dues and everything.
Without selling out to the man.
I know.
And running commercials non-stop and doing all of that stuff.
We also want to use Rumble because they won't take us off.
They do have glitches here and there.
They're a young company.
And they're getting, just like everybody that's a conservative that tries to start anything or give free speech, the left attacks and hacks, and they come at you left and right.
And so sometimes you'll see, hey, it looks like only 30 people watched your show.
It's not that.
It's just that they're getting attacked left and right.
But it'll all smooth out at some point.
I mean, it was funny the other day.
We can say what we want there.
That's the thing.
Yes, and they really are under attack.
I got nothing but people saying, hey, you have had zero views on your show.
Well, that was the day that Rumble had a full-blown attack by a hacker.
And everybody's show was down.
All but everyone's.
I mean, there wasn't one person that didn't contact me that I'm in a regular conversation with that said, oh my gosh, now it's everywhere.
People completely were worried about it.
And then the show completely disappeared.
It went poof.
And I had to reload it the next day.
And everybody was like, oh my gosh, I missed your morning show.
Where are you?
So if something like that happens, you can always go to the website.
You can go to inthelitterbox.com and you can check it out there.
We have all these other platforms.
So if something happens on Rumble, there are alternatives.
Megaphone is another one where you can watch on Apple iTunes or on Spotify or any of those others.
So if something happens, you can always go there as well.
But this just seemed like a really nice alternative for everyone so that you could contribute if you wanted to, and if you can, especially.
All right.
So we have got a Corbs who says, Jules, tell Catterjee.
No, you can tell Cat Turd.
The next time he talks to Don Jr.
that Trump needs to sue Democrats over the Steele dossier.
After the Fox lawsuit, this needs to be done.
I know it.
My gosh, what are we waiting for here?
That was complete corruption.
Just absolute nonsense.
She got away with it.
Completely.
Just like they all do.
She made up a dossier and spent $40 million of taxpayer funds in order to do that.
Here's TomatoFan who says, here's one for Kat Turd, who is also a monthly supporter.
Awesome, TomatoFan.
Good to have you as a monthly supporter as well.
Yeah, a lot of people knew about this whole monthly supporting thing.
I did not, just so you know.
Kat told me about it.
Spinal Crap says, Hey Cat, Stevie Ray, or Hendrix, do you ever listen to A.I. Die, Miola, or Greg Howe?
I don't know.
Cat?
Yeah, I'd say Stevie Ray over Hendrix.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
Then we have...
Although I like them both, man.
Come on.
Yeah, exactly.
You've got two very fine artists.
Way different styles.
I'm more of a blues and jazz guy, so...
There you go.
You are, too.
A lot of people don't know that.
They think that you're going to be full-blown country.
But no.
You're very bluesy.
Then we have Susan VA Rumble who says, Hey, Kat, bring back the I Love Kat Turd coffee mugs.
She is now a supporter.
Those coffee mugs are great.
In the past, right Kat?
You don't have any plans to bring those?
I don't have any.
Yeah, I got the ones with some blemishes on them, but I don't know what I'm gonna do with them yet.
There's like 300 of them.
They're collector's items.
I know.
I kind of just want to give them away and not sell them or anything at some point.
Just like give them to people.
Oh, wonderful.
Oh my gosh, yes.
That's a great idea, because I get that question all the time, and I'm like, if it's not on his website, then...
I had these things made in California, okay, and they made them from scratch.
Ceramic.
I mean, it was expensive, and they're over a pound, too, so I have to pay postage, and my postage can be anywhere from $7 to $13.
So, and my cost was unbelievable.
Then you, if you order a thousand, they come in an 18-wheel rig to my house, and you can imagine what I have to pay to have that much weight shipped from California all the way to Florida.
Oh my gosh.
And then by the time I do that, and then the time I have to, you know, they're hard to, they're breakable.
There's a difference between putting a beanie and shipping it in a mug.
I mean, a ceramic mug, this isn't like a...
You know, a stainless steel mug or anything that's not going to get damaged.
But these will break really easy.
So you have to wrap them in all this bubble wrap.
It takes forever.
And it's so expensive.
And then they raised their price.
The shipping doubled.
And it was just like, now, you know, my cost is $35 each.
I know.
I'd have to charge $60 for a damn gun.
And I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
They just priced me out of it.
So I had to quit.
Oh my gosh, and those were so popular.
I wasn't making hardly any money on them.
They were, man, I mean, I can send out 500 other items or 50 mugs.
It takes longer to do the 50 mugs.
So they were already a pain to send, but the price, it was just so ridiculous.
And then the...
Like anything over a pound you send to the post office, they have to send priority.
So it triples the postage.
So I just couldn't do it no more.
I couldn't charge people this ridiculous amount.
No, and it really is.
I mean, this is a whole new deal now with that.
And it is expensive.
I mean, can you imagine a $65 mug?
Can you imagine the kind of slack you would receive if you We even said something like that on social media.
They would all be like, oh, you're a grifter.
But they don't understand what all goes into it.
And especially when you're talking about a Made in America mug from California and then the shipping.
And you're doing all of that yourself anyway.
All the labor.
I bought a lot of them for friends of mine.
And you delivered them and it was fun because when I would go to someone's house for the holidays they would open up their gift for me and I saw how you put them together and you would throw in you know all these stickers and different things into the package and it was just so sweet but you did all of that by yourself.
That's a big job, constant.
So I know you're going to be up to your elbows in pink hats this weekend.
Yeah, I was just looking at 55 pink hats came in over the last five minutes.
Exactly!
I know you gotta go.
Well Spinal Crab says, hey cat, got any fudge from Uranus lately?
Remember I got some and one of them kittens crapped on it.
That story ended.
Oh no.
Then you have Cattle Dogs for Trump.
Dear Cat Turd, thank you for the new hat.
I love it a lot.
You're okay for a cat guy.
Love Jules too.
I'm glad Pedro is good.
I would have his back.
Love Jita.
Thank you so much.
That's so sweet.
And it looks like we have a few monthly subscribers as well.
I'm going to have to learn about all the subscriber stuff.
Yeah, we're going to work on this and give people, and we'll do some questions, you know, answers, sessions.
special stuff for the people that subscribe.
But it was the way we come up with, and we were in negotiations with people for lawyers involved and stuff, and we just couldn't come to terms because of things I don't want to even mention on here.
But the main thing for us was, hey, we gotta start making some money on this, but we want to be able to say what we want.
It's hard to do that.
It is.
Once you sign and start doing advertisements for people, and I don't care what anybody says, advertisers are paying you a bunch of money.
And you say something like, we don't want you talking about cheating in elections.
I'm not saying they would, but I'm just saying they can.
And I have a feeling it would turn to that.
So this is, I think this is a place where we can hopefully break even and hopefully make a little money.
We do want to make some money at some point.
It's hard work.
It's hard work coming on a show every day, especially for you.
I mean, all these shows you see, Like Dan Bongino.
They got a staff of three, four, five, six people.
One takes care of calls.
One takes care of the sound.
One is a producer.
One helps with show prep.
It's all Jules on that end.
Hopefully one day we can make enough money where Jules can quit her day job.
It would be nice.
I will tell you this.
I have got really, really great patriots that help me out with the layout of the show because I am at work at the beginning of the day.
And so I miss a lot of the breaking news because I'm doing my real job.
And so Patriot Penzi and Proudly Deplorable, they help lay out a lot of the stuff and really point me in the right direction about what the big stories are because I'm supposed to be doing my day job.
Like I said, I don't know how long it's going to last.
Thank goodness I work for my dad because...
That's the only reason why I still have my job.
That's the only reason.
Whenever I talk to Kat, I'm like, okay, hang on.
Let me make it through the office and close my door.
No one can know that I'm, like, doing another side project with you right now.
But then we have Courtney Mana, who says, love the litter mates.
We do.
We have got the greatest group of litter mates.
When you all went on talking about...
Donald Trump Jr., when you all went to cheer on Cat Turd on that show, he was completely blown away.
Everybody was.
You are a force to be reckoned with.
Unbelievable.
I don't think you've ever seen his chat go haywire like that unless it's trolls saying bad stuff.
It was phenomenal.
And they were so sweet and got me invited the next time too.
So thank you all for that.
You were just a force that I don't think anybody's ever seen before.
Then we have Rose Lopez 316 who says, God bless you both.
And the littermates, TGIF. I second that.
Then we have Laughing at the Sky who says, thanks Kat and Jules.
Thank you very much for hanging out with us.
This has been quite a week.
Then we have 76 Guardian who says, love you guys.
Absolutely worth two cups of coffee.
Now a monthly supporter.
Thank you very much for that.
And then we have Bodden Nielsen who says, people can subscribe under the donate button.
In chat, $5 a month.
You get a red castle that shows up in chat.
Thank you!
You all know the system better than I do.
Shiloh Scott says, Cat Turd, can you market a Cat Turd plush cat toy?
Something to cuddle while in my cry closet.
LOL. LOL. I've considered that before.
I just haven't got around to it.
It's a cute idea.
Absolutely.
Silent Night says, have a blessing.
Be something else that would cost a fortune to do.
I know.
You know what I mean?
I cannot tell you the amount of money it takes to do some of this stuff to just get it going.
It's not.
And then, I only do Made in America stuff and nothing's made in America.
So, I can guarantee you I'm going to have to pay four times if I can find somebody that does it and if they can give me quantity.
Like, if I need 1,000-something, can you make it in a week?
And are you going to run out after that?
Can I depend on you for the next year?
And then you have two people to choose from, usually.
And it's just, man, I never knew how people just didn't make things in America anymore until I started this.
It's sad.
Well, I know.
I get people all the time that are like, hey, are you guys going to ever do in the litter box litter mate merchandise?
And I'm like, oh my gosh, yes, but I don't know the first thing about it.
Yeah, I can handle that on my end, but we will at some point.
Yeah, I mean, you're the marketing extraordinaire.
I get that all the time.
And so I just said, let's let Kat figure out.
I mean, we're already so strung out right now as it is trying to do everything for everybody.
We ain't hunters strung out.
We just tires strung out.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I mean, we're just, we're just, we have our hands full.
And so we're just trying to get through each day as it is.
We've got Silent Night who says, have a blessed Patriot.
See you all tomorrow on Jules Jones Live.
Yes, as a reminder, political rendezvous.
I hope you will spill some tea with me every Saturday at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
I do a show and you can check it out, julesjoneslive.com.
And hopefully you will check out that show.
Yeah.
Cat gets to wrap pink hats.
I get to do another show.
So that's how we split that.
Then we have Renee McCurry who says, Thank you, Jules and Cat Turd.
You two are the best.
Thank you, Renee.
Renee has been with us since the very beginning as well.
Zoe Grant says, We need a handsome plush dog toy too.
Oh, yes!
Wouldn't that be fun?
He's a toy in himself.
It's way more than him.
Really?
It would, though.
With a collar and all, it would.
Then we have a Corbs that said, I would love to be part of the team.
That's all I do is scour the internet for news.
I follow both of you and constantly fact check news.
Oh, you all, we get most of our news from you.
You are a source in yourselves.
I love seeing what you're out there doing and what you're saying about what's going on in this country.
You're all so active and your voice absolutely matters.
And we appreciate everything that you're doing.
It's going to take all of us.
And all of us, especially with this whole Kevin McCarthy thing.
He's gotten me so mad.
I can't even see straight.
I don't know why I told you exactly play-by-play what was going to happen from the time they got to Cavill until now.
I know.
I know, Cap, but you know what?
I told everybody, don't get too excited right now because this is what's going to happen.
It is true.
They never change.
They don't.
They're career politicians.
They're not like us.
They're a completely different breed and that's the problem.
And we've got to change them out.
We've got to get them out.
And that's why elections are so important.
And this latest with the election interference has gotten us all crazy because it's right there in front of us and nobody's doing anything about it.
All right, everyone.
I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
Kat, I hope you have a wonderful weekend.
I hope you get some rest.
I know.
I won't.
I won't.
I know you won't.
I'm going to have an adult cocktail tonight, though.
Well, I did say you earned it.
I've got one more day tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time on Rumble, a political rendezvous.
I hope you all can join us.
Be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
Bye.
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