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No Bailouts to Woke Banks - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/14/2023 - Ep. 286
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening?
Oh, I've been picking up limbs all day.
You were having a storm over there, but you know what?
I'm over California.
It has been raining non-stop here.
I'm not used to it.
I don't like the traffic.
I don't like all the problems with rain.
I want my Southern California weather back, please.
I wish somebody would deliver that, because that's the only reason why I live here, is the weather.
And it has been completely turned upside down now.
So, that's where we are.
The...
I have this back, I guess I caught my back 40 or my back pasture or whatever, my back field.
It's got tons of live oaks and they didn't get damaged during the hurricane because of the way the wind blew.
All the ones in the front of my house fell down.
All the ones in my back pastures stayed up.
So every winter I don't mow back there and I just let the limbs fall and these limbs are still falling.
They fall from oak, these live oaks all the time anyway, but when you have these that were even damaged four years ago, they still fall like crazy, dead ones and stuff.
So there's, it's days to pick these things up.
So I spent the last two weeks when I had time picking up limbs and I, I'm talking about a full truck bed load, 10, 15 loads.
Oh my gosh.
So I finally got it done, and I was like, oh, and you know, the grass is starting to grow, so I can mow again.
And then we had this crazy storm system come through this weekend, and it was blowing 30, 40 miles an hour with 60 mile an hour gusts for like 18 hours.
So I look back there a couple of days ago after it was over, and it's just like...
It looks exactly like it did the last two weeks before I started.
Oh!
So I had to do it all over again.
People don't realize how out in the country you actually are.
I mean, it's...
Oh yeah, I got a big property.
Yeah, you really do.
To have that many animals, I mean, you call it the ranch, but it could be a zoo.
How is everybody doing over there?
Good?
How are the babies?
Oh yeah, so Wiggles and Monkey were really helping me today.
It's not a wheelbarrow.
I call it George a bug.
He's got these big wheels.
So once I get all the big limbs up, I put all the little limbs in it.
So, you know, I put one in, they take one out.
I put one in, they take two out.
I put one in.
They are so cute.
Oh, they are.
Oh, my gosh.
They are so cute.
But this one here.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, as tiny as he was in this picture.
Mm-mm.
Mm-hmm.
Look at that.
Wait, what is that?
Clifford was the name of that dog.
I mean, this is Clifford in real life.
He just keeps growing.
That's Pedro.
I know, everybody's like, Pedro must be small.
Pedro's 67 pounds.
Wiggles is like 100 pounds now.
Look, Pedro's 67 pounds.
He's a normal-sized coon dog.
Oh my goodness sake.
And he's not even started growing yet, this dog.
I don't know.
Somebody sent me a DNA kit to give, and I got one, so I was going to give it to Wiggles.
And I know for a fact that, you know, 100% sure that Miles and And of course, Sweetie is the parent.
So I know that.
But see, I don't know what kind of dog Smiles is.
I know he has some tree and walker in him.
Right.
But he's definitely got something else.
Because you see how long...
I had three long-haired puppies.
I had two I got, Monkey and Wiggles, and then Batman.
And the recent pictures of Batman, he's kind of like Wiggles.
He's huge.
I mean, huge.
It's amazing how big they've gotten.
And they're really furry.
And the other ones are short hair like Sweetie, right?
Right.
So, Smiles has got that long hair too.
The only reason it doesn't look like that is because Smiles is always rolling around in the mud and he's dirty.
I can't bathe him every damn day.
But when I bathe him, which he hates, But when I give him a bath, his hair fluffs out just like theirs.
So he's got their hair, but there might be some kind of St.
Bernard or something and smiles.
We don't know what was going on with Miss Sweetie.
I mean, we really don't.
I mean, who knows?
Well, nobody came over my gate because you can't.
Oh, well, that's good.
Nobody came over the fence.
A dog can't get over or under my fence.
And I'm there every day.
I see them, you know.
That was the coolest idea.
No, Tina Raylene, who I just love, she told me about the DNA kit.
And I just started cracking up.
I didn't even know they made DNA kits for dogs.
I know.
So...
I'm like, should I give it to Smiles or Wiggles, or who should I give it to, you know?
So I just decided I'll just do it with Wiggles and see what all's in Wiggles, because he's the one that's growing up like a St.
Bernard.
Oh my gosh, how cool is that?
Oh, it's so cool.
And we'll see what kind of dogs, because he's probably a bunch of different kind of dogs.
Oh, I'll bet.
I bet you got a nice little mix in there.
I mean, there you go.
See?
I mean, you know.
Sweetie and Petie are pretty much...
Nothing's a purebred, unless you breed them like that.
But they're pretty much almost purebred red-bone coon dogs.
Coon hounds, so...
Well, you got the property for it.
That's what's so cool.
And the kittens...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, well, the kittens...
Yeah, so the kittens are doing fantastic.
They're just, it's taken me, like, they're medium-sized now.
They're not even kittens anymore.
Right, I figured.
But the reason I haven't tried to give them away yet, and I've got to start, like, I mean, one of them can start going into heat any time, the female.
I've got two males and a female.
There we go.
So I've got to start getting them fixed and stuff.
But they are so feral and so skittish, and it's taken me months, months to get them to turn into normal cats where they play and they purr and they jump up in your lap.
So that's good.
I mean, that's a good decision.
It's taken months for that cat to come up to me, and now he's like, if I'm on my desk doing cat, turtle, and computer or whatever, he comes and sits beside me the whole time.
Oh, yes.
That's all it takes.
I mean, that's really all it takes.
They are so precious, too.
I finally found a picture of them.
You're going to have to send some more.
Post some more up there.
And so if you do want a kitten, I got two.
They're mid-grown now.
I ain't had any shots.
It's all I could do to just keep them from, you know, get them to be real kitten house cats.
So they are now, I think.
Oh my gosh.
Every single adventure over there has been so much fun.
I mean, we've all been following them.
It's like our babies, you know?
I mean...
I follow all the puppy turd accounts.
I got too many.
I just love them.
I got 6,006 cats.
I know.
You've got quite a situation going on there.
But it looks like we have a little bit of breaking news.
Hang on.
Here we go.
Let's go for it.
Okay.
It looks like it.
D.C. Inquirer is reporting that a Russian fighter collides with U.S. Reaper drone over the Black Sea.
Trump's fault.
Oh, sure!
I'm sure he had everything to do with it.
That's all they have.
That's the only error they have.
Oh my goodness.
So breaking reports have revealed that a Russian Su-27 fighter jet collided with a US MQ-9 Reaper surveillance drone operating over the Black Sea off the coast of Ukraine Tuesday, citing that this is what the Department of Defense is reporting.
So two of these SU-27 fighters intercepted the drone in international airspace above international waters.
This is according to Fox News.
The Reaper, a propeller-driven unmanned aerial vehicle, took critical damage to its propeller when one of the SU-27s collided with it.
So the drone was deliberately downed by operators into the Black Sea west of the Crimean Pensilla, And the outlet is reporting that they were flying towards Crimea where they landed later on.
What damage, if any, the Russian jet sustained is unknown.
There you have it.
We're in process.
And the sad thing is you can't believe Russian media.
You can't believe our media at all.
So who knows what's true?
Exactly.
All they do is lie.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And so here's some of the pictures of these.
Here you go.
Funny looking thing, isn't it?
Well, that's not a drone.
No, it's definitely not the drone.
What is it, a MIG or something?
You know, I'm not real sure.
This isn't my department.
I can see flying objects, but I can't identify them.
But this is interesting.
I think this must be the Su-27 jet.
And then this must be Tom Cruise over there in Top Gun.
That's right.
And this must be the Reaper drone because you can see the military here.
So I'm assuming that's how it lines up, but wow.
Yeah, I mean, he's got us in war.
Thanks, Joe Biden.
Let's go, Brandon.
Just another day in paradise over here.
This guy is just the worst.
I honestly cannot even believe that you have people standing up there saying, oh, yeah, let's see if he can run again.
You know, I mean, wouldn't he be great?
Are you kidding?
This guy is making our country just the weakest and the laughing stock of the world.
Here's Piglosie, in fact.
Here is what she has to say.
I don't know if he's going to run.
He hasn't shared that confidence with me.
But you're for it, if he does.
Yeah, I am definitely for it.
And I hope that sometime soon he will make that decision.
Everybody said, well, I'm old and all that.
Yeah, I want to tell you something.
He has great judgment.
Oh my gosh.
You know what his judgment is?
You know what his judgment is?
But my focus is just stay focused.
Okay.
My focus is to stay focused on focusisms.
Good Lord.
Goodness sakes.
The whole thing is a joke.
He's just out of it.
Oh, my gosh.
When he was trying to do the thing where they come out and said, we're going to bail out all the rich people banks, of course, to the stock market.
And they still won't let the banks go in the stock market.
It's all fake.
Oh, yeah.
So, yeah, he opened the door.
He did this weird little jump, and then he, like, couldn't open the door coming back.
I mean, it's terrible.
It is.
It is so embarrassing to watch.
And if you think that our allies, as well as our enemies, aren't sitting back going, okay, so what's going on with the U.S. of A? I mean, what's happening here?
Well, they licked their chops when they hit the Obama idiots back in there, believe me.
Wow.
I mean, there's so much to all of this.
You've got this one.
Yellen says, no bailout for Silicon Valley Bank.
We're not going to do that again.
Hmm.
Yeah, really?
Yeah, and ten minutes later, they literally did.
It's just the exact same thing, like you said.
I mean, they just lie.
I tweeted as soon as it happened.
You think they're going with their rich friends?
I mean, I'm telling you, that's where they, where do they go for their, every time they go for a fundraiser, they either go to New York, Washington, D.C., or California and L.A. That's all they go to.
That's the three places.
That's where all the liberal elites live.
And that bank was all their donors and stuff.
And I mean, they're big donors.
All the climate change, the big tech.
They're not going to let them guys go broke.
Oprah go broke.
They're not going to let Harry go broke.
They're not going to let any of them people go broke.
You know, I wish I had guarantees like that.
I absolutely wish I had guarantees like that.
At $250,000, no matter what happens, they're going to get bailed out.
Believe me.
I mean, this is just crazy.
Like you said.
Signature Bank, same thing.
Woke as hell.
All he talked about was wokeism and wokeism and woke and woke.
I mean, they're a joke.
They are.
They absolutely are.
And they are dangerous as ever.
I mean, some people are just saying, hey, why not just let it fail?
I mean, what's the difference here?
They're like, you remember Barney Frank, don't you?
I know who he is, yes.
Oh, yeah.
He's this big old fat gay dude and he can't talk right.
You know, he's got this kind of weird lisp.
He talks like you can't understand him.
It's really weird.
But he says, you can't understand a damn thing he's saying.
It's weird.
And so he had the...
The Dobbs-Frank bill was the worst bill in history.
I mean, it sucked.
He's the one that got us into some private mortgage failure.
Right.
You know, he's the one that pushed that, and his bill pushed that, okay?
So everything they're telling you about this dude's a lie, but here's what's funny about it.
When Barney Frank, he was a House representative for a long time, so they're saying...
That's where, you know, Trump got rid of that.
It's Trump's fault.
No, that was the best thing he could have got rid of.
But guess where Barney Frank works now?
He's an executive at Signature Bank that's failing.
I swear to God, you can't make it up.
Well, that's what's happening.
That's what's wrong with these sleaze.
They never go away.
They keep coming back.
You can't make it up.
Oh, my gosh.
You can't make it up.
They are the fungus among us, for sure.
Yeah, so they were guaranteed mortgage.
They were just, you know, Freddie May and Freddie Mac, if you follow politics as long as I do.
Well, Barney Frank, he's the one, his bill, they were just subprime mortgage failure.
So they were just letting everybody, okay, I don't care, you could go in there and say, what do you do?
do i live in a tent down there and so it was to get minorities and stuff loans you know what i mean because they're saying all the white people get the loans or whatever so they were just letting anybody and so the government was guaranteed and it created this bubble and then it just burst one day and it just all went to shit oh my gosh okay that's what caused all the Oh my gosh.
So, yeah, they guaranteed all these loans, and of course nobody could.
I mean, they give a loan at that time in 2006, 2007.
If you want to go get a bank loan, I mean, you know, interest rates were 6%, 7%, 8% back then, but it didn't matter.
I said, where do you work at?
Well, I just got a job at McDonald's.
Okay, it was a $500,000 loan, and the government guaranteed it.
So, of course, all these mortgage companies, man, these slimy ones, you know what I mean?
The small ones, the medium ones.
They're like, sure.
And they were just pumping loans to everybody because the governments guarantee them if they fail.
And boy, it all hit at once.
That's what caused the big bubble burst when Obama came in.
That's what did it.
That guy.
And now they're saying, oh, that bill is why it burst this time.
No.
No, it ain't.
Oh my gosh.
What a mess.
It's the same players.
Over and over and over again.
It's the same.
But the irony of him working at, he works there at one of the field banks.
And then they're like, that's what caused it.
Okay.
If that thing caused it, then you've been in there two years.
You had the House and the Senate and the presidency.
Why didn't you change it?
They're also saying here that he sits on the board, of course, of Signature Bank, and there was no doubt that he had a part in removing President Trump's accounts.
Because remember, they shut down President Trump's accounts too, right, when he was doing business there.
So it was the same thing.
Ronnie Frank, the dumbest guy, they thought he was this genius in everything he touched.
He calls the whole banking class.
He's like the Dr.
Fauci of the banking industry.
You know what I mean?
Everything he said was a lie.
Yes.
And he'd get up there and do the same thing, and he'd try to make excuses.
And he'd get up there, and you couldn't understand a damn word he's saying.
He's got some kind of weird list where you can't understand him.
I mean, I'm not kidding.
I don't know.
It's just like, can't say his R's, can't say his W's, can't say anything, hardly.
So he's hard to understand.
And I'm not making fun of him at all.
I'm just saying it's hard to understand the guy.
It's just that simple.
Right.
But, and he's just this big giant, you know, and then they call, like, his boyfriend got caught running a male prostitution ring out of his apartment, out of his house.
Oh, my.
I've been following politics a long time.
This was like, I don't know how many years ago, 2007, 2008-ish.
Oh, my goodness.
So that's what caused all that.
That's what caused the banking collapse, and all these mortgage companies, The government guaranteed them.
Wow.
Wow.
Well, I mean, now you've got all kinds of people that are talking.
You've got Ken Griffin who's saying the SVB bailout shows capitalism is breaking down.
All right.
Capitalism is breaking down?
No, I'd say your socialist policies are breaking down.
Oh, yeah.
So you've got the billionaire hedge fund titan.
You have Ken Griffin, who slammed the U.S. government's decision to backstop all depositors who had money in Silicon Valley Bank, saying it was a sign that capitalism is breaking down before our eyes.
Oh, my gosh.
This happened last time and all those mortgage companies and banks that were going broke.
They were all giving their, and this was a big word back then if everybody remembers it, golden parachutes.
You remember that?
That's right.
So they were giving them golden parachutes.
So these people, they were giving them, before they went broke, they were giving them, okay, I'm going to pay you $100 million.
I'm paying you $36 million.
I'm paying you $50 million.
And they were all getting them.
And it was just this big thing.
That's the bank bailouts.
Barney Frank was right in the middle of it.
That's exactly right.
And now they're acting like his plan that, thank God they got rid of, was going to save the banks this time?
Give me a break.
Well, I mean, this is really what they want.
They want complete and total control.
Like I said, I'm not going to have any kind of bank guarantee like that.
Neither are you.
If we were to go in there and put our money in it, we're not going to be guaranteed anything.
I mean, when you look at all the different FTX and everything else, I mean, all Democrat donors, number one donor.
I mean, how come everything is leading back to the Democrats?
Anybody want to talk about that?
Look, they have this woke bank, right?
And everybody's depositing 50 million, all them rich people in Hollywood, until they get $200 billion in assets.
Now, what should you do if you're a business?
Okay, you take that $200 billion, you invest it, you turn it into $400 billion.
Okay, you invest it.
You save some.
You say, okay, we've got to save this just in case something happens.
And you're getting in there, and you're just doing business.
But what do they do with it?
It's just play money, like the FATX stuff.
They're like, okay, we're going to have a house in South France.
We're going to have a mansion over here.
We're going to have private jets.
We're going to do all these commercials and woke this.
We're going to pay you $30 million a year, you $50 million a year, you $100 million.
We're going to have 17 CEOs that get paid $20 million and above.
We're all going to do trips to Aspen.
We're all going to go to Mexico.
We're all going to fly around the world and act like big shots and go to the Oscars.
And that's what they do.
They just blow it instead of working.
And they hire these woke people.
And who was on the board?
Hillary donors.
Some of Barack Obama's staff.
Who's on it?
Right from the Obama administration and Hillary and sent them right to these places like this bank and then they'd run it every time they bankrupt it.
That's exactly it.
Oh my gosh.
They don't know anything about it.
They're there to party until the money runs out.
When you start to look at the actual board, it's incredible.
There were, I mean, you start reading it.
Obama official, Hillary donors, improv actor, meet SVB's board of directors.
I mean, this is almost satirical in a way.
I saw some of the things that you were posting on your account.
I was dying laughing.
Some of their ads.
Oh, I'm pissing everybody off today.
I know you are.
That one big old dude.
That really pisses them off.
Oh my gosh.
That's a real girl.
That's a real girl.
No, it's not.
It's a dude if you ask me.
So you can say you're a girl and he's a girl and he's a goat.
I can say that's a dude.
They don't even get the irony of my argument.
I don't care if it is a real girl.
I'm calling him a dude.
Oh my gosh.
It's so funny.
And it just turns it around on them.
They're like, okay, look how mad they get when you call a guy a girl.
That's my point.
But they want to do it every day and expect us not to get mad about it.
It's ridiculous is what it is.
I am so sick of this whole wokeness.
It is just a complete...
It's reducing our society just to ridiculous talk.
I mean, how can you even say...
That a man should be boxing a woman.
I've never seen anything quite like that.
You can look at the shoulders and everything else.
They say that's a biological female, but that she's always...
But I don't believe it.
I mean, how is that a female?
Seriously.
I really...
With the big brown?
Somebody said, look, it's really a female, and they let them take steroids, and she's taking massive, massive amounts of steroids.
I said, okay, wait.
So if a guy takes female hormones, he's a girl.
Right.
So if she is a girl, so she's taking all these male hormones and steroids, so she is a guy then.
So I was right.
And he's like, no, no, no.
I said, no, you can't have it both ways.
You can't have it both ways.
But anyway, I don't care if the guy's got a ding-dong.
I don't care if he doesn't have a ding-dong.
It's just funny to say something like that.
This dude's a piece of shit.
And oh my god, you called a girl a dude.
He's really a girl.
It's just funny to watch them.
They go crazy.
They go nuts.
They absolutely do.
But I'm sorry.
I have to say, I mean, all right, if I'm playing sports, they test me to see if I'm on anything, what drugs I'm taking, etc.
How come that does not apply here?
Well, I think it's over in Japan or something, and they say they don't care.
Now, this is just what people have told me today.
Well, here it is.
I'll play a little tiny bit with the sound down, because it's insane.
I mean, it really is.
Yeah, you see if you think this is a girl or a guy.
Yeah, I mean, I know that's a chick.
That looks like a female to me.
That's definitely a chick.
Yes, definitely.
But this other one, I don't think so.
I mean, look at the shoulders and everything.
Oh my gosh, look at the stance.
I don't think so.
I haven't met anybody like that.
And if that came into my bathroom, I would be a little afraid.
I can tell you right now.
Look, so she's got breasts.
But when somebody works out and gets that big in the chest, I don't care if it's a girl or a guy.
She don't have boobs anymore.
She's got a man chest, even if it's a girl.
Look at the girl.
Just pull up videos of girls who won the Miss Olympia or whatever, and they got chests exactly like boobs.
They don't have boobs.
That looks like implants.
Of course it is.
You can't get that body and have boobs.
It's impossible.
Yeah, on top of the muscle, have boobs.
That's right.
On top of the muscle.
Oh my gosh.
It doesn't matter to me if she was, who knows, you know, today, who knows if it's a dude or it was a dude, it was a girl, it was a girl, it went back to a dude.
I don't care.
I'm just saying, it's like a dude to me.
Well, I mean, like I say, let's get back to natural sports, okay?
Male and female, female league, male league, whatever, however you want to see it, and then make sure that nobody's doing drugs.
Yeah.
A girl or a guy, you don't get that big extended forehead without steroids.
I'll tell you that right now.
Nobody gets fat unless you're pumping.
I mean, you got every veins full of steroids.
Oh, it's just crazy.
That's how you can always tell the steroids when they get that big giant forehead and their face muscles.
But I mean, here's the deal.
Now you've got Drew Barrymore.
What is her deal anyway?
What is going on?
This is the weirdest interview I think I've ever seen.
Oh my God.
I mean, Kat, I'm going...
She's bowing down to a dude.
That's a dude.
I know.
Not a woman.
I know.
He's like, it's so hard to be a woman these days.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
I just can't believe it.
Are you okay, little man?
Really?
And the way she's talking about counseling and all this stuff and...
Gets on the ground and starts acting like, you know, let's just have a chick session.
Okay, that was just so weird and so staged because no one I know would ever do anything like that.
I mean, maybe when I was 12, but not now.
Here's a little part of the interview.
Check this out.
Let me ask you about the negativity.
How have you dealt with it?
And what's an approach you take?
What's your self-talk?
What do you filter?
Yes.
How do you...
I still read the comments, but there is so much hatred directed to the trans community right now.
It's everywhere.
And I think the greatest weapon that I can contribute is trans joy and comedy and talking about hard You know, subjects and really intricate moments of a transition and try to let everybody in to see that, you know, I'm not a monster.
I'm not somebody that, you know, is trying to do anything but be myself and be happy.
Thank you.
Get on your knees.
Bow before sod.
How do you stay on your own path?
Where do you draw boundaries?
Where do you find the strengths?
To keep being the joy.
Well, I think having my chosen family and the people that I love to take care of me, but I also think there's something just about making sure that you don't put something out there before you're ready and really just surrounding yourself with good people.
It's interesting because I look at someone like you and I can't imagine anybody disliking you.
Oh, please.
Do you know, do you want to know, ironically, who dislikes me the most sometimes?
Who?
Myself.
Oh, me too.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Oh, good Lord.
That's all I can tell.
Okay, let's get a few things straight.
Let's get a few things straight.
The people just hate me.
No, you got that wrong.
I think you're probably a nice person.
I don't think you're a mean person.
I've never seen you say anything mean, so I don't think you're a mean person.
And I don't think you're this, and I don't think you're that, and I don't have a hate going to you.
What I hate is you won't shut up about it.
You won't just go live your life and be who you want to be.
I'm happy for you.
You're probably a good person.
Go enjoy your life.
But every time I turn on my TV, every time I go on computer, every time I look, you're in my damn face.
Just go away.
You know, it's not that I hate you.
It's just I'm tired of looking at you.
I don't care.
You're not brave.
You're a dude wearing a dress.
You didn't storm the beaches of Normandy, like I like to say.
You didn't cure cancer.
You're a dude who wears a dress, okay?
I can deal with it.
I can watch it for a few minutes.
But every day, that dude's everywhere.
You cannot turn on the computer without him there.
And that's where the hate's coming from.
It's like, we're tired of you cramming it down our throats.
We don't care.
But stop cramming it down our throats.
That's it.
It's that simple.
I mean, it's just really, like you said, I mean, enough is enough already.
I'm sure you're a really nice person.
I'm sure you've got great qualities.
Most people do.
But at the same time, quit pounding this whole thing.
Quit getting into our sports.
Quit...
Accepting our awards, women's awards, because that's not what you are.
If you want to make your own league or what have you so you can compete and accept in your own communities, go for it.
But we have worked so hard.
Women have worked so hard to become individuals.
It's so anti-women.
It is.
It's regressive.
It's not progressive.
It's so anti-women.
It is.
I don't care.
I don't care about them at all.
I don't.
I mean, I don't hate them.
I hate them and I'm transphobic.
I'm not transphobic either.
I just don't care.
I mean, I don't care.
There's a big difference between being a phobia or something or just, I don't want to look at it no more.
I'm tired of it.
I understand.
You want to be like that?
Go be like that.
But stop making, you're going to accept us or you're a bigot and trap.
I'm phobia.
Making us the enemy.
Right.
Exactly.
Screaming at us 24-7.
We're tired of it.
That's where the hate comes from, from people online, not the other way around.
Exactly.
My God, I hate myself.
I hate myself too.
Let's get on our knees and hug.
But, Sammy, it's everywhere.
It's everywhere.
They will not let up.
Okay, for example, Signature Bank.
Well, you have one of the bosses there that are teaching woke pronouns.
This is before the bank collapse.
I'm Scott Shea, chairman of Signature Bank, and it is a pleasure for me to welcome you to this multimedia, multicasted, multispatial meeting of the Pride Council.
And I'm just thrilled that there are about 40 people in the room.
I understand there are something like 190 people at watch parties.
So hi to you all at the watch parties.
The most common pronouns that folks are familiar with are she and he.
Becoming much more common, and I don't know if there's anyone in the Signature Bank world, but probably you have clients that use they, them as pronouns.
They're gender neutral pronouns on purpose.
We talked about folks that are non-binary that intentionally don't identify as male or female.
These aren't serious people.
They're not.
I mean, you can't take them seriously.
Okay.
You wonder why the bank went broke?
That's it right there.
Okay, you're a bank.
This is a numbers game.
This is math, finances, red lines, black lines, money, bottom lines.
Right.
That's what you do.
Exactly.
That's what you do.
Okay.
While you're doing this and putting this together, and hiya, we got 190 chats talking about the, them, they, their, their, but, or, and of.
And so, you're wasting time and money.
You're not doing your job.
Your job, the people that put money in your bank expect you to invest it and be strong and have a rainy day fund and everything else.
If you're going to use our money, we expect that.
We don't expect you to do a podcast on pronouns.
You're a bank!
Well, I mean, see, this is what people need to understand, is that this whole woke culture, they're pressing it everywhere.
This isn't just in corporations.
This isn't just in hospitals.
This isn't just in universities.
This isn't just in women's sports.
This is everywhere.
And the big leaguers, the ones that are controlling the monopoly board, are the ones that are really pushing this.
They're trying to elevate while putting other people down.
Okay, so the White House is the first one to do it.
They're always bragging in the midst of all this chaos and confusion.
What are they talking about?
Diversity hires?
Really?
That's the legacy you want?
You want diversity hires to be on your resume?
This is dollars and cents!
Exactly!
If you've got an executive and they're working on that, then that month, they're not working on trying to invest their money, making sure everything's right, bottom line, looking at the figures, crunching numbers, saying, hey, we should go over here, we should buy some gold over here, we should do this.
They're not doing that.
They're sitting there going to Aspen and doing pronoun conferences.
And so they're not doing their job.
And the guy that probably put that together probably makes $10 million a year.
Probably.
So he's overpaid to begin with.
And then he probably gets that.
So since it's a he-him, they probably give him $20 million a year.
They pay him $10 million for pronoun.
Well, and plus if he's a real guy underneath all of that, he probably gets another 10%.
Because let's face it, men get paid more than women anyway.
And that's been the fight and the argument all along.
So they put on a dress.
Well, I like that.
They put on a dress and they get 10% more.
I want to be on the winning team.
Oh my gosh.
I'm just living in this crazy environment.
I don't know anymore.
And you wonder why they went bank.
Broke bank.
That is...
That's all you need to know.
Oh, my gosh.
They're over in silly land, and they're supposed to be crunching numbers over here in reality.
It's that simple, folks.
That's why they're broke.
Well, there's more.
And then why are we bailing you out?
Exactly.
Why?
I don't want to bail you out.
Now, if you was a bank that really tried this, and then some kind of government regulation screwed you over, and this happened because of government laws, then I'm okay with bailing the bank out.
But these woke banks that did all this stuff on the side and paid their executives millions and millions and millions of dollars to go around and do woke conferences and stuff, why are we bailing them out?
Look, it's pretty simple.
It says it right on a big sign when you walk in the bank.
You are FDIC protected up to $250,000.
So why are you putting $50 million in that bank?
Well, exactly.
Like FTX. I want them to go after that person as hard as they possibly can.
There were a lot of investors and a lot of people I know that invested into his company, Sam Binkman Freed.
And they should absolutely have some help.
The problem is, all of that money, he's another Democrat donor, right?
Second, most powerful one.
Isn't that amazing that everything just continues to go into the Democrats' favor?
Yep.
The Democrat cities are broke.
Yes.
Shitholes.
Absolutely.
Democrat banks are going broke.
It's just this philosophy of wokeness.
It doesn't work in business.
It's not real.
It's fake.
Okay, how did that conference right there, and I'm sure there's a thousand more examples of it if you look.
How did that help the bank make money for their shareholders?
How did that help you make money?
It didn't.
It didn't make you a dime.
It just cost you money.
So you've lost, okay, it's dollars and cents.
Okay, you look at that and you're like, okay, we lost money there.
That's all that matters.
You're a bank.
My God.
My goodness.
I don't go to my bank to get, you know, are you a psychiatrist or a bank teller when I go in?
Can you tell me your pronouns?
Can you tell me how you feel about rainbows?
How about moomans and catfish?
Oh my gosh.
You're a bank teller, man.
Here's my deposit.
Count it out correctly.
That's all I need from a bank.
Well, it's so true.
Della Meow just said in chat, Broke Bank Mountain.
That's perfect!
Broke Bank Mountain.
Good one, tell a meow.
Oh my goodness.
I mean, it's just, you know, they're poisoned with the woke mind virus and they go under.
And we have no business bailing them out.
They did it to themselves because they're not serious people.
Exactly.
They're not serious people running a bank.
And why do they need all these executives?
That's how you got to run a business.
You can't have all this...
You talking about top-heavy?
Look at some of these bank salaries.
You talking about top-heavy, and these people don't do nothing.
You got to have the worker bees as the ones that does everything, not these executives.
And they're so top-heavy on executives and stuff.
That it ain't funny.
Oh, it is so true.
I mean, when you look at this donor list, it's just absolutely ridiculous.
I read through that today, and I'm like, I'm a dude in the country, and I can read through that, and I said, I can tell you exactly why you broke.
I could have went in there and said, you're gone, you're fired.
Okay, and I just started saving the money.
Okay, we just saved.
I just fired 20 people, and we just saved $280 million a year, and they don't do anything.
Okay?
That's the first thing.
Check.
Now I'll just save us $280 million a year.
Let's just go through the books.
I mean, that's why, I mean, there's no adults here.
There aren't.
I mean, here you go.
Here's one of them.
Look at how happy that guy was.
Wait, that guy was so happy.
Yeah.
Got to introduce you.
I'm just so excited.
And we're in chat.
And we're going to, oh, this is going to be so fun.
We're going to do pronouns today.
Yeah.
That's the guy you want to put your money invested in?
I want that guy to be in a rubber room.
Or he needs to teach kindergarten.
Oh, no.
He needs to teach kindergarten or something.
What does this have to do with a bank?
That's right.
Well, they want to teach your children, too.
Now, don't forget that.
That's the scariest part of all, is they want your kids to be completely immune to all of this.
Who's pro-down, Davis?
Since when did drag queens replace clowns?
That's what I missed.
I really don't understand it.
Is it the same concept?
But they're trying to, you know, make sure that the kids are okay with this whole thing?
It's like Pee Wee's Playhouse!
Hey kids!
It's Pee Wee's Playhouse!
Today we're going to do pronouns at the bank!
Oh my gosh!
It's horrible, but it gets even worse than that, because here you go.
You've got Signature Bank video before they collapsed, and this one was another one they released.
What is going on?
I still have the dream.
Oh Lord, I still know what I stand for.
I stand for honesty.
I stand for honesty.
It's so hard to be here.
No.
I won't put you through any more of that nonsense.
Okay, so, there's, okay, I'm going to check the boxes.
Okay, we just produced a video, and I mean, that thing goes on and on.
I watched it today and laughed all the way through it.
We got a guy, we have to get a guy that brings chicken feathers to glue to everybody.
We have, I mean, he's making a little movie.
I mean, this thing probably costs $100,000, $200,000 to produce.
Maybe more.
And so, there's some more.
We just wasted some more money that we're never going to get any dime back for.
And it's just like, oh my God!
Look, I'm not going to be in Wells Fargo no more, honey.
Why, honey?
Because I just saw this commercial in Signature Bank, and they all was dressed up like chickens.
I mean...
I gotta go there!
We gotta, right now, I want all my $500,000 from Wells Fargo over to Signature Bank.
They dress like chickens!
This is ridiculous.
Oh, it is ridiculous.
And Silent Night has a perfect point.
He just donated to the show, and he goes, he goes, funny, no bailing out Ohio or Florida.
I mean, you know...
There is no bailout for anything like that.
They gave them five bucks.
Right.
They were literally poisoned and puking blood and all their animals were dying.
Our government gave them five bucks.
I know it.
Oh my gosh, the whole thing.
Okay, so here's some of the cast of characters, alright?
I prayed at the Shinto shrine after Hillary lost.
Director Kate Mitchell, 64, is a Hillary Clinton mega-donor who was so upset by Donald Trump's 2016 victory that she went to a shrine in Kyoto that Thanksgiving.
Okay, I kid you not.
Man, let me tell you something.
It sucked when Trump got cheated, but I didn't cry or I didn't go to a temple and cry either.
No, definitely not.
I just went on with my life the next day.
Well, the next one, Elizabeth.
Busy Burr.
All right, so learned how to be a boss from doing improv.
So this is the board member.
She splits executive success.
Now she's the interim CEO of Rite Aid.
This is after Hayward Donegan exited in January with a rare hobby.
Improvational theater.
So she's improv.
Well, it is a joke.
She's doing a good job.
I wonder if she had something to do with that chicken video.
By the way, you think these people are smart because they went to college and they're making these million dollars?
Believe me, there's nobody listening to this show that is three times as smart as all these people put together.
Oh, it's so true.
They're dumbasses.
It's amazing to me.
You have the next one, who is winemaker, who toasts neighbor Nancy Piglosi.
So Garen K. Staglin, who was elected to SVB's board in 2012, is another serial Democrat donor.
All right.
He owns the Staglin Family Vineyard, a 61-acre certified organic property.
This is in Napa.
And he's 78 years old.
Yes, exactly.
He toasts them.
He's right there.
It's right there.
Then you have Obama official who was caught in race row.
All right, so the most politically connected independent director is Mary J. Miller.
The 67-year-old was Obama's undersecretary for domestic finance at the Treasury Department from March 2012 to September 2014.
She broke our country, then she went and broke the bank.
That's right.
I mean, oh my goodness.
So you've got that.
Can you imagine them sitting around in a board meeting?
Seriously.
Okay, we want some ideas to help a bank.
I know.
An all-girls trip to Aspen.
Good, Sally.
You do that.
Okay, I know.
I got a $1 million production to dress all of our employees up like chickens.
Oh, do it.
$1 million.
You got the budget, Bob.
And, you know, you hold your hand up.
What else?
We're going to have ProDowns days and 190 group talks.
Oh, that's going to do it.
That's going to do it.
When do these people talk about crunch the numbers and start talking about banking and investment and gold?
They're not going to.
They just have to make sure they're trans, right?
Or that they're bisexual or some sort.
I know.
These should be CPAs, tax attorneys, people like that.
Nerds that crunch numbers all day.
Just crunch numbers and invest and hardcore and they don't laugh and they don't play that game.
You know, they're not silly people.
They're serious business people with serious grown-ups.
These are children.
This is no different than the dumbasses running Twitter or the dumbasses running Facebook or the dumbasses running all this crap.
They're all a bunch of dumbasses.
They are.
They absolutely are.
Talking about empty-suit, vapid dumbasses.
Well, just so you know about this particular Mary J. Miller, this one you'll like.
Her role, she's the one that implemented the Dodd-Frank financial reform legislation that set the regulatory framework in which SVB operates, meaning she would have expert insight into the thinking of regulators dealing with the now-shuttered bank.
It's amazing.
None of them are going to be punished.
Nothing will happen to us.
And you're just going to get taxed more when you go have to work three more hours this week to bail them people out right there.
Them silly, ridiculous weirdos.
Oh, boy.
And they are.
There's not a brain between them.
There's not a leader between them.
They're a bunch of liberal, far-left looms who grew up around egghead professors and around the water cooler trying to, yeah, if I ever get in a business, I'm going to do this.
And live in fantasy land, and you give them a damn bank, and you give them $200 billion, and they lose it all.
All of it.
They blow every bit of it.
And it's not their money.
It's your money if you deposited there.
It's not even their money they're spending.
It's yours.
They're just like a damn government official, spending your money.
Oh my gosh.
Well, we have one banker, Tom King.
And he is the only real banker on board.
Tom King, 63, SVB's newest director, is the only board member with a career at the pinnacle of the banking world.
He spent 35 years in investment banking, much of it at Citigroup, before joining Barclays in 2013.
This is incredible.
No wonder they failed.
And failed, they did.
These were just appointed positions.
I mean, that's all it was.
They probably didn't even work.
No!
For an hour, call in.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, a Zoom call, that would do it.
Meanwhile, our inflation rises by 0.4% in February and 6.0% over the past year.
As prices remain high, real wages drop for the 32nd straight month.
And they say wages are up.
This recovery is fantastic!
Oh, yeah.
You've never seen anything quite like it, right?
I mean...
Like, hey, it's just fake.
You want the gas prices to go down?
Robbed from the oil reserves.
You want the stock market not to crash this week?
We're just not going to let banks trade this week.
Let's see what the stock market is.
It's up 171.
It's good when you don't put them felon banks in there, isn't it?
It's so true.
It's a joke.
But it's not going without being noticed.
That's the good news.
I mean, you've got the Home Depot co-founder, Bernie Marcus, who slams woke banks, basically saying what we've been saying for years.
They're more concerned about global warming than shareholder returns.
Exactly.
This is the big push.
They're out there.
They think they bring that fantasy land.
They're brainwashed with this, with their liberal parents and their liberal schools, and then they go to liberal college, and by the time they get out, they're brainwashed with this nonsense.
They're not set up for business.
They hire them because, oh my God.
This guy is a he-him-they, and we need a he-him-they, and we need a her-him-they, and we need this, and we need to fill these positions.
And they get up there, and they get in a room, finally, and they're all million-dollar salaries, and they're sitting around in a room, and they're looking at each other.
They don't know what the hell they're doing.
So they start doing what they always know.
Hey, let's have a global warming conference.
Hey, let's have some pronouns we just saw on TV. Hey, let's dress up like chickens.
Let's go to Aspen for an all-girls seminar and sit around and talk about how we hate men.
And that's what they do.
And then all of a sudden, all their money's gone and they can't figure out.
And none of them knew anything about banking.
They're just all woke idiots.
That's right.
They are.
And the problem is, that's their next scam.
That's their next big way to make all of this money.
And Tucker Carlson is nailing it again.
He's saying, he goes there, if people don't start making a lot of noise, it will mean digital currency.
If you want to make a run on the banks, this is how you talk.
I mean, this whole, don't worry, it's under control.
We've got this.
No big deal.
And they won't answer questions.
Biden goes off to Delaware.
Oh, but he's up at nine.
We should all be so grateful that he made it.
Oh, yeah.
Thank God he got up at nine o'clock.
I get up at four every morning just to do cat turds.
I know.
My God.
I think I go to bed at four.
He's supposed to be running the country.
He gets up at nine o'clock.
Uh-huh.
Exactly.
And they said he's a night owl.
No, he's not.
He's not a night owl or an early morning person.
He gets up at 9 and goes to bed at 5.
Let's see a video of him past 10.
Exactly.
One time.
Just one video past 10 people.
And you won't.
I mean, you absolutely won't.
And it's true, though.
I mean, if we don't start making a lot more noise and really put pressure on our party because we need to hold them accountable in doing so, then we're going to be in the control of these other leftists that have a completely different idea of how America should be run.
Honestly, I have to say that Redheaded Eagle sent me something today that And you will own nothing, be happy, right?
I mean, you know about that, the WEF, the World Economic Forum.
Well, look at how, look at the comparison to a chicken coop.
Check this out.
This was brilliant.
What is a 15-minute city?
So come on in.
Let me show you what a 15-minute community looks like.
I'm excited to see this, Randy, because you always break things down into nice practical ways, right?
Here we go.
These residents of the 15-minute community, they're not locked in, but they just stay there.
They're free to come and go, but they don't.
So, let's take a step inside.
Everything they need in their life is right here in their 15-minute community.
A water bowl, a feed tray, They own nothing, but they are exceptionally happy.
And you know how happy they are is by how many eggs they produce.
And it's so wonderful because I get to take everything that they produce and they just keep producing.
So let me go in here.
And here we go.
Each of them have their own house.
Now in a 15-minute community, you don't get a lot of variation in housing.
They're all pretty much the same.
But we can take a look and collect their production.
There's a few.
There's a few more.
And there we go.
And they're underwising.
And they're happy.
I get to take what they produce.
They're free to come and go, but The world is so scary for them out there, they will never leave.
I don't have to put a fence around them.
And here we are.
It's an ideal world.
I don't see anything wrong with it.
Everything is provided for them.
They're cared for.
They're happy.
They're together.
It's all convenient.
What?
So, anybody who wants to understand what a 15-minute community is, Here you go.
And there's only one boss.
And that boss provides everything for them.
I mean, this is where they want us to go!
Worker bees for their...
This is what they want.
You'll have nothing to be happy, but we're going to have everything.
We're going to be real happy.
That's what they're doing right now.
Stay inside.
We'll take all your profit.
You're going to fund us.
We're going to bail out each other.
I mean, come on.
I cannot think of a better comparison than that clip.
And Red Headed Eagle, too.
Thank you for sharing that with me.
It absolutely made my day.
This Biden regime, they're so winging it.
Janet Yellen goes, we will not be bailing out any banks.
We will not be bailing out.
And then all them people are like, here comes Oprah calling.
Joe!
What do you mean?
Yellen just come out.
You better set that stupid ass straight.
And so then like an hour later, they go, we are bailing them out.
That's how ridiculous fly by the seat these people are.
That's right.
I mean, and here's the thing.
I mean, they don't want us talking about it.
This is why we have to make noise.
Because here you have the Democrat senator who called for social media censorship to prevent bank runs.
And they wanted to silence you.
They wanted to keep you in the dark.
They wanted to keep operating and just handle it their way without you knowing.
Oh, yes.
And Thomas Massey reported it.
And who are they getting mad at?
The government.
Them idiots we just showed blew all your money.
Why aren't you?
You should be there pitchforks with them damn people.
But they're mad at the government and they're mad at Trump for some reason.
You don't even know why your money got taken.
You're so dumb.
You don't deserve it.
They don't deserve it.
But can you guess of all of the senators who asked for Americans to be censored on this whole scandal?
Democrat Senator Mark Kelly, Arizona.
He's the one that's calling for it.
And this is according to journalist Michael Schellenberger, who you all know from the Twitter files.
So he's the one calling for that and wants things that way.
Here he is right here, exclusive.
Senator Mark Kelly called for social media.
Who cheated, by the way, to get in.
Absolutely did.
Same thing in Arizona.
100%.
So it shouldn't surprise you.
It absolutely shouldn't surprise you.
And so you've got all these billionaires that are saying, hey, billionaire hedge fund boss Bill Ackman demands Biden guarantee all deposits or economy will melt down.
Well, Steve Bannon had a nice conversation about all of that.
They're melting down.
They're losing money because of their bad judgment.
All right?
They're investing in banks with chicken feathers.
Yeah.
You're going to a bank that cares more about chicken feathers than investing their own damn money.
So what's going to happen in the end?
What are you going to be left with?
A bunch of chicken feathers.
That's it.
That's all you got.
Whatever you can do with that, make the most of it.
Oh my goodness.
I mean, this is...
It's just one ridiculous clown thing after another with these guys.
I know, Kat.
I mean, it's every single day.
I've had it with Silly World.
I live in the real world.
Yes, that's exactly it.
People are tired, I'm telling you, people are tired of this trans community, LGBTQR714, cramming everything they do down their throats, screwing with children, loud, loud, loud, scream, scream, scream.
Screw you people.
We're tired of you.
We're the ones who turn the wrenches of this country.
We're the ones who use the hammer to build this country.
You don't do nothing.
You just sit around and cry all day.
That's it.
Well, that's the difference.
What do you do?
What do you do?
What's the dealing guy that pretends to be a girl?
What are you doing to help?
What are you building for this country?
Are you building a sewage system?
Are you an electrician?
Have you built a house?
Are you doing this?
I mean, what are you doing?
Nothing.
They don't do nothing.
They don't do anything but complain 24-7.
Puts their hair in a ponytail and puts on makeup.
Well, I can do both of those things and a hundred other things at one time.
What else have you actually done?
Yeah, you have to do something.
Are you a mechanic?
Do you help people fix their cars?
Exactly.
Are you a cook?
Do you cook people dinner so they can eat?
I mean, it takes a lot of work.
To make these wheels turn in this country.
And there's a lot of people that don't do anything to help.
Well, and see, this is why they're so dead set on having this communist regime, because they expect for the middle class to become their own personal worker bees.
We are the builders.
We are the creators.
We are the ones that work hard, show up, get the job done, make sure everything's running beforehand, during, and after.
We do this all day long.
Rich people can't do anything.
They can't.
They have absolutely no idea.
They can't change your own tire.
Mmm.
They didn't know how to clean their own car.
AOC didn't even know what a garbage disposal was.
What is this weird, noisy thing?
I turned this on and my sink is Satan for some reason.
That's exactly it.
They have no idea.
The middle class and the poor people in this country stopped turning wrenches.
It's over for you rich jobs up there trying to control us.
I'm telling you.
Because you don't know what the hell, you don't know how to do any of this stuff.
They don't.
You couldn't even charge your battery if your car battery went down.
You wouldn't even know how to charge it.
But see, this is the problem that we have.
Okay, so the Forbes curse after being named one of the best banks in America.
Silicon Valley Bank fails.
It's the exact same thing with the Democrat candidates, okay, that they keep putting up there, or any candidate, really.
I mean, Republican side, too.
They're their PR firm.
All the people that are executives at that bank should be arrested immediately.
They're the ones, not J6 people.
They're the ones that should be arrested immediately.
They're stealing people's money.
These people blew $200 billion.
They're no different than Sam Brinkman.
They're no different.
They're the same thing.
It was a big Ponzi scheme they were running.
They all should be arrested.
They all should be in prison the rest of their lives.
Three or four of them sold $4 or $5 million worth of stock the week before it crashed.
You know how illegal that is?
You're talking about insider trading slam dunk A 40-year in prison case.
And they put Martha Stewart in jail for a year for a receipt that was wrong or something.
Exactly.
For $1,500 for some little deal she made.
I don't think so.
I mean, my God.
You talking about insider trading?
They dumped all the stock before they knew it was going broke?
Yes.
My God, man.
Slammed up.
Don't look over here.
Right there.
I know.
Well, and you have the Silicon Valley Bank sued by shareholders for securities, but hang on.
The Federal Reserve announces it is going to conduct review into its own regulatory failure of Silicon Valley.
They're going to investigate themselves again.
They're going to come to a conclusion after a $1 million investigation, they didn't do shit wrong.
You can't make this up, Kat.
I mean, you just cannot.
You can't.
You really cannot.
And unfortunately, they'll be able to get away with it because that's what they do.
Can you believe this show's over already?
I can't.
I just looked.
I swear it seemed like it was 15 minutes today.
That's what it felt like.
It really did.
There's never a dull moment over here.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
So let me give a quick shout out to everybody that donated to the show.
Oh, we should really quick.
You know what?
That whole Steve Stacks, that was the funniest thing I think I have ever seen.
I'm going to drop that into the chat room because...
Oh, I'm trying that hot sauce.
Oh my gosh.
I could not believe it last night.
I was watching that video.
People don't realize how hot...
They make hot sauces so hot now, you can literally die from taking one.
Oh my word.
I think this was the name of it, I don't remember, but this was years ago.
This was 30, 35 years ago or something.
I was at a bar and it had all these hot sauces up there.
And I was like, what's the hottest one?
And he was like, this one over here, man.
He said, these are hot.
This one's called Endorphin Rush or something like that.
I can't remember if that was the name of it.
And I said, well, how much, how hot is it?
And I said, we just, he said, I bet you can't even just dip, I'll get a toothpick and dip it just like he did.
Just put a little on the end and put it on your tongue.
You have two other friends there.
And I said, well, I mean, I was like, man, I love hot.
I said, man, that much?
And so we, man, let me tell you something.
I put that on my tongue and all three of us did.
And it took about four seconds to realize how bad of trouble I was in.
And I could not breathe.
My face turned purple.
I was just like, oh my God.
And you drink water and you still can't breathe.
And I learned my lesson that day.
And I'm telling you, I thought I was going to die.
I was drinking water.
I was like, man, you got any ice cream, anything.
I know.
And then, oh, don't even get me started when the first time I peed about two hours later.
Oh my God.
I cannot even imagine.
I mean, that stuff burned me for hours.
I said, I'll never do that again.
I'm gonna kill you for even...
He said, you said you wanted to try it.
Oh, my gosh.
Don't ever do it, folks.
Oh, it was so horrible.
When I saw it, I went, oh, no.
I said, oh, my gosh.
Stevie Stacks, 84.
Why?
Why?
Why would you do something like that?
Here's the intro.
I'll play it real quick.
I'll play all four of them so you can just get the idea of what happened here.
It was awful to watch.
It really was.
Here we go.
Let me get him up here.
Okay, so what we have here is the bomb.
I don't know if you all have ever watched the YouTube channel Hot Ones, but...
They have nine different hot sauces.
They start off with one that's like 1,600 Scovel, which is less than your typical Tabasco.
But the one that everyone reacts the most to is this Da Bomb.
It's like 135,600 Scovels.
So, I... Had to see what this is all about.
Yes, I'm crazy.
Don't do it.
That's okay.
I'm going to put a little bit of this on a toothpick.
You can't even smell it.
You have no idea what this stuff does to you when you put it in your mouth unless you do it.
And I'm telling everybody, don't do it.
Look at him, he's already starting to turn red, okay?
He's already, just from smelling it.
Then he goes on.
I've never seen anything like this.
Oh my gosh.
Alright.
Trust me.
Don't do it, folks.
Don't try this at home.
I don't know.
However, I'm just going to put a little bit.
I don't know about that.
Look at that.
It's not even a drop.
Yeah.
On this toothpick.
Uh-uh.
Holy shit.
No.
I'm so nervous.
Alright, fuck it.
Here we go.
Three, two, one.
You should be.
Look at his color in his face.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Look at his mouth.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's getting worse.
Oh my god.
It's just starting to get bad.
Believe me.
Oh my god.
And then he drinks water?
Oh my.
Oh!
Oh, God!
What is he doing?
Oh my God, it does get worse.
Oh, this is fucking awful.
Look at how red his face is.
I'm telling you, this stuff can kill you.
I've done it before.
It is awful.
He runs to get some ice cream, which is smart.
Oh, my gosh.
So then it proceeded.
All right, so here comes the ice cream.
I know.
He is having an awful time.
Yeah, you can't get rid of it once it's in your mouth.
I'm telling you, it takes so long to get rid of it.
It takes forever.
Oh, well, all swell that ends swell.
This is how it ends.
Oh, my God.
Oh, it's starting to go down a little bit now.
The ice cream definitely does help.
The ice cream helps.
Oh, maybe not.
Stevie!
You can't even breathe in.
You can feel yourself breathe in.
Oh, okay.
Be careful with that shit.
Wow.
Still mad.
Cool.
All right, cut the camera.
That's enough.
Oh, my goodness sakes.
When I saw that, I went, oh my gosh, I hope Cat Turd's not with him right now.
I'm telling you, I've done that years ago, the same stuff, you know, the same kind of stuff, and man, don't ever do that.
It's not going to be like you think.
I figured you would try it.
If you enjoy hot sauce or hot peppers or something, it ain't gonna be like that.
It's that times a million.
Oh my goodness sakes.
Well, let me tell you something.
That is something you don't have to ever worry about that.
I will never, ever try that.
When I saw it, I was just mortified.
I went, oh no, this is gonna be so bad and it's not gonna end here and it's not gonna end well.
Alright, real quick, just want to thank a couple of people that donated to the show and helped out with the show today.
Ian Miles, we have Jordan Lannister, we have Red-Headed Eagle 2 for her video, Greek Fire, Silent Night, KimberlyB8, PalmTree2645.
Thank you so much for the donations.
And yes, they should use that as a bioweapon.
That's a perfect bioweapon.
It'll keep everybody away from it.
Oh my gosh.
Anyway, everyone be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
Bye.
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