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Lori Lightfoot LOL - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/1/2023 - Ep. 277
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Today is Wednesday, March 1st, 2023, episode number 277.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Doing good.
Beetlejuice went down.
Down goes Beetlejuice.
Down goes Beetlejuice.
Oh, my gosh.
I am so happy about that.
I mean, the woman has been just completely ruthless.
And now she, of course, is blaming racism.
Of course.
Let's do our little dance.
That's what she was doing.
I mean, while her city has been burning...
She's a ridiculous person.
Yes, she is.
She absolutely is.
She made it where the Chicago's like, you know how the crime in Chicago, it's literally, it's like, I don't even know what to say.
It's like Vietnam or something there in the middle of the jungle.
And people are shooting each other and killing each other and drive-bys and this.
And it's like a war zone, like Vietnam or Korea.
Right.
It is.
They're like the Gulf War.
It's like that, man.
Gunshots going off.
And she makes it where the cops, she ties their hands.
They can't do anything.
They can't even chase a suspect.
So all you gotta do, you can't get caught.
You just start running and they can't even chase you.
On foot!
Oh my gosh.
Much less in a car.
Can't chase you on foot, can't chase you in a car.
So you can just go around murdering people, robbing, whatever you want.
Just start running and you're good.
Oh, I hope the best for Chicago.
I hope that they can get on a clearer path because this was totally ridiculous.
I mean, this woman was such a racist.
And now, of course, she's been going on all of these tirades about how it's about she lost because of racism gender.
Sure.
Blame that, you know.
It's ridiculous.
No, you lost because of your inability to run a city.
Diana, this was...
You proved unworthy.
And so I just clicked on your post over here, the New York Post, where she's blaming it just strictly on racism and gender.
It has nothing to do with what she did in the city.
Then, okay, so racism and gender.
Okay, then the guy that you got third place, by the way, which is Larry, she didn't even make the runoff, not even close.
And so, the guy in second place is black, so how's it?
So they were not racist towards him, but they were racist towards you.
These people, man.
She had no business being a mayor.
She can't run a hot dog stand.
This lady's a moron.
Complete moron.
It doesn't affect my life, but I hate to see.
These Democrats, they have some of these dumb ass Democrats, these mayors, all the way through governors.
And what they do, like Kathy Holcomb, how can these people keep winning?
How do you Democrats vote for these people?
Your city turns into crime-ridden, shithole, stinky, homeless camps, and you keep voting for them.
I mean, man, it's just like you really do get what you deserve.
But still, I don't like it.
I don't like to hear 26 murders every weekend in Chicago.
I hate that these young lives Are just being snuffed out for no reason, arguing over nothing.
I don't like that.
They're Americans.
I hate it.
Well, it's true.
And the thing about it is a lot of people don't have the luxury, especially when you're talking about poor areas, they don't have the luxury of just moving to a safe place.
So they really do depend on the mayors to keep their cities clean and safe.
And that's not at all what they're doing.
Not at all.
I mean, you see Mayor Adams in New York City.
He's all about getting up there and talking about the Democrats brand.
That's all he cares about.
He doesn't care about the actual citizens.
He cares more about illegals that are coming in so he can get more money for his city and then shipping them out to who knows where.
The whole thing.
They're not capable.
So they run these races.
And honestly, by her saying that the reason why she lost her election bid was because of racism and her gender, lets you know that that's really what she was running on and that's the ticket that she thought would win.
What do you say?
Because if she wins re-election, the country's gone.
Seriously.
If y'all re-elect that, I mean, you're talking about just...
She has no leadership skills.
She has no communication skills.
She has no vision.
What is she going to do?
She's an ideologue, a silly little ideologue, woke weirdo.
She's not a leader.
What does it matter?
They're just like, oh, when you have a black girl, then we got to have, oh, she's gay and she's black.
We got to vote for that.
I told you all week, people are so over that.
They're done with your woke isms and your skin colors and your gender and this and that and who you sleep with.
Nobody cares anymore.
Their 15 minutes of woke fame is over.
Believe me.
It is so true.
I think everybody's tired of it.
They're tired of the divide.
Make fun of them, people.
Well, that's what you've got to do.
Laugh at them.
Yes, constantly around the clock.
Well, now all of a sudden you've got CBS investigators that reveal voter voted twice in Chicago's mayoral election after Judge gave them two ballots.
So all of a sudden you've got the news out there and they're revealing all of this voter fraud, right?
Two ballots by accident.
So now they're reporting on that.
Isn't that interesting, considering we've got some elections coming up?
About 2 million.
Right.
Lord.
I mean, this is a sign of things to come.
So now they're acknowledging everything, right?
But you've got a whistleblower video that confirms Chicago Housing Authority is leaving homeless Americans in the street in favor of illegal aliens.
And this is what people are tired of.
Absolutely tired of it.
If you're scared to get shot, going to work, or you're getting carjacked every time you drive down the street and everything's stolen from you, you can't live there.
It's worth nothing.
I mean, what's the point?
It's like, I want to move to Chicago.
Why?
You want to get killed?
There's no point.
These cities, the glamorous life of the city, you know, it's not 1950 Mad Men, you know, in New York.
Right.
The ad executive in the 50s or even in the 80s and 90s and all the clubs.
I know a lot of young people like to live in the city.
I mean, they have the nice things.
They have the restaurants.
They have opera.
They have plays.
They have all these things you can go to.
And it's exciting, but I just don't see any point in living in a city now.
Well, it's gotten so bad, and that's because of the Democrat reign.
It really has gotten that bad, and it's gotten very corrupt.
It's all about how much money that each city can get.
But the problem is, I would do better as an American citizen if I were to leave this country.
And basically come back as a French citizen or another citizen from some other country than I would being an American citizen.
I mean, that's really a fact.
They would make sure that I had shelter, food, and money in my pocket, a cell phone, a crack pipe, the whole deal.
I mean, I would be much better off.
If I were to leave and come back in as an illegal alien.
And that's a real shame because you're seeing it here in California.
You're seeing it in big cities like Chicago.
You're seeing it in New York.
And that's really a fact.
I mean, it's too bad, but it's really true.
So, I don't know.
I saw this story I posted about today where they said that in Oregon, they're trying to give all the homeless $1,000 a month.
Isn't that ridiculous?
And it's a bill.
It's a bill and they're going to vote on it.
Oh, certainly.
Breaking, ODs go up 89,000% in Oregon.
Isn't that ridiculous?
Why do you think all these people are homeless?
They're not downtrodden.
I did a lot of work under bridges for 20 years all around the United States.
I feel sorry for anybody who has to live on a street, a stinky street, but I'm telling you it's 99% hardcore drug addicts and alcoholics, and I mean hardcore, that are so bad that they've been given 20,000 chances with families and friends until they just, we can't deal with you anymore.
So that's what they are.
So why would you give them $1,000 a month?
They're just going to end up putting it in their veins.
It's just the truth.
It's sad, but it's true.
Oh, it's really sad.
And if you haven't been to LA or San Francisco or some of the larger areas where homeless is completely out of control the way it is.
And let me tell you something.
Our homeless situation in LA especially, because that's where I live, I can speak about it firsthand.
These tent cities go on forever.
I mean, they go on for miles and miles and miles.
We just had this huge rainstorm.
We just had all of this snow.
It's cold.
It's freezing.
All of this stuff.
And do you think that they are doing anything to get these people off of the street?
No.
Not at all.
It's horrible.
To see the conditions in which they live.
These are not people with a beer sign that says, you know, need funding for beer or, you know, need a joint to survive.
It's not the same kind of homelessness.
The ones that you're seeing here is worse than third world country situations.
It's terrible.
It's awful.
There is a smell that goes along with it that is like death.
If you've ever, ever been on this kind of street, it's horrible.
It's just...
It's so sad.
It smells pee.
It's just this real strong, terrible smell, and at the top of it, it's pee.
It smells like death.
Yeah, it's terrible.
That's what it smells like.
And these are...
The reason they got...
But they're all in the cities, and the reasons they have to be in cities is because they're drug addicts, and they have to have somewhere to score.
And the more they are drug addicts, the more...
If you've got a tent city full of drug addicts, then all the dealers are going to be there.
And they can make real quick deals, and they can score real quick.
It's not like these people just say, hey, I'm down on my luck.
I want to camp out.
If they did that, they'd go up to the most beautiful places in the world.
They'd go in a river somewhere and camp out and live off the land and catch fish and live in beauty and eventually try to build a cabin and get some land or get a little job.
But that's not the way it is.
These are hardcore, hardcore junkies.
Oh yeah.
You can't give them all $1,000.
Can you imagine?
There's thousands of them.
Okay, we're going to give you all $1,000 on the first of every month.
On the second of every month, there's going to be about 15,000 murders and stuff.
All of them trying to kill each other over their $1,000.
I'm just telling you, I've been around these people.
I know how they think.
Oh, it's so bad.
Well, you have the hypocrites too.
I mean, they sit there and they say, okay, we're going to ban all plastic straws.
But here is a place, an injection site where you can shoot up with a syringe and here's a needle and here's a pipe.
I mean, the whole line of thinking is just ridiculous.
I mean, and you see it and you see exactly what kind of an effect that it's had in Hollywood.
Now, I live in the center of Hollywood, so when you look at the tourist area, they're really good about making sure that that particular area is protected, but the side streets and everything behind it is where the trouble comes in.
They try to keep the public from seeing and they clean it up.
They try to clean it up before a big weekend or if they're going to have a red carpet situation.
But then it goes right back to what it was.
And it's it's horrible.
I mean, it's only growing and it's only getting worse.
There's no there's no question why people are leaving big cities and moving to other areas.
There's no question.
Who's going to change it there?
Who's going to change it?
The city councilman, Democrat left-wing George Soros lawyer, the George Soros mayor, the George Soros governor.
There's never going to change.
They're going to just let it grow until, you know, a thousand people a day.
Are leaving California, a thousand people a day.
So 365,000 people a year are leaving that state.
And that's total.
So counting the people are not coming.
And when you add all the...
That's what they're losing.
They're losing 1,000 a day, but think about all the illegal aliens that are coming in there.
So really, they're probably losing 10,000 a day.
That's right.
9,000 illegals are coming in, so it's a net of that.
Well, and think about what happens in a situation like that, because the people that they are losing are people with means and people that have small businesses and are, you know, engaged in society and that are working hard, going to school, what have you.
Those are the people that they're losing.
They're losing the good people.
Yes.
They're losing the bad people.
And the poor cannot move.
They absolutely cannot move to another area.
So everybody's kind of stuck until you have an exit plan or strategy.
I consider myself lucky to be able to start looking ahead to that, you know?
Florida's getting 850 people a day average, so...
Oh, I believe it.
300,000 a year more is moving here.
Oh, I certainly see why, too.
I really understand why.
Well, I think it's really interesting that now all of a sudden you've got FBI Director Chris Wray.
Oh, God.
Don't even get me started on that bullshit interview.
I have to.
Just the smugest, arrogant, lying piece of crap.
He's an embarrassment to our country.
He's an embarrassment to the FBI. He's just...
God, and he's dumb as a box of rocks.
And he's got two answers for everything.
We can't discuss that because it's an ongoing case.
And we don't want to do this.
And we can't discuss that.
And we can't do that.
And then he just lies.
They talk to him about the Twitter files.
And he's like, yeah, well, we don't tell people...
We don't tell people to ban certain people.
And of course, Brett Baer, the cheesy liberal who sucks.
Oh, you don't?
Well, here's the emails right here.
Does this guy work for you?
Here's the emails on the Twitter files.
Yes, you do.
He says, well, we just tell them that these accounts are Russian disinformation.
No, they're not.
They're American citizens like Charlie Kirk's one of them.
He's a Russian now.
It's so ridiculous.
Ball face lies.
The two answers he always has is that we can't do means and methods, or it's an ongoing investigation, I can't talk about it, and just lies.
The guy's just, he's an embarrassment.
He really is.
Oh, embarrassment.
He really is.
But what's so interesting is that now they're openly talking about it.
And they're acting like it's nonchalant, like they've always known that it likely came from a lab leak in China.
Now, that is a far cry from what they have been saying the last couple of years, okay?
And they had all their minions repeating that lie and kicking all of us off of social media for saying it.
For saying it come out of China lab.
Reject China.
Yes.
Of course it came out of a lab.
Of course we funded it.
My God, it's so obvious.
It's like saying, Russia blew up their own pipeline.
And here comes the liberal dummies on Twitter.
They did it!
Russia did it!
They blew up their own pipelines!
And then you got all the fake, you know, Clapper and Comey and Brennan coming out.
This sounds like something Russia would do to themselves.
Because one thing they want to do...
Russia is they want to completely destroy their best bargaining chip for the whole war.
Let's destroy our best bargaining chip.
Oh, yeah.
Let's shoot ourselves in the foot, for sure.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
Liberals have no critical thinking.
They have no common sense.
It's all emotions and whatever people tell them to do.
When the government says jump, they say how high.
They have no critical thinking.
And they're just dumb.
So...
That's how it goes.
As soon as they blew it up, I knew we blew it up.
Of course.
Because it's the only thing that makes sense.
And Biden said we're going to blow it up.
He certainly did.
There you go.
He certainly, certainly did.
But here's the thing.
Now all of a sudden, they're coming out with it because they know the gig's up.
Which means this is really, this is a real time for us to celebrate because they know that no one is buying it anymore.
This whole sham that they have been trying to parade around acting like it didn't come from a lab.
I mean, this is huge, huge news because anybody that dared even talk about it, that it didn't come from a wet market or something else, was completely taken off.
I mean, their voices were taken off of social media.
They were put on a list, a watchdog list.
You were considered to be disinformation, misinformation.
They made sure that your account and your voice had absolutely, will never see the light of day.
And now all of a sudden, he's acting like, oh, we've known for some time.
I mean, that just makes me angry, but it lets me also know that we're winning the war on these people.
If you've ever had COVID, you have this chemical poison thing that hangs around for like three weeks.
I've had it.
I mean, you can tell it's man-made.
You can tell it's this non-natural.
If you've ever had the flu many times, like me and pneumonia and everything else, and then you get COVID, it's about the same thing, but you have this weird, I don't even know how to describe it, but it's like you're poisoned or something, like this chemical thing.
Your body hurts, like your bones and your muscles, like nothing I've ever felt before.
It just takes away everything.
But you just have this weird chemical feeling.
Unless you've had it, it's indescribable.
You know how you can describe it?
You can describe it by that metal taste.
I had a metal taste that would not go away in my mouth.
I'm telling you, I could not taste food for over a month.
I couldn't believe it.
I wasn't hungry.
I just, I lost weight.
I didn't have to lose because I just wasn't hungry.
I had this horrible, because it was a chemical.
It absolutely was a chemical agent.
So it was like, yeah, something you made in a lab.
Right.
You know, a natural flu, yearly flu.
You don't ever feel that.
They're like, yeah, a bat bit a donkey's ass.
And then that donkey bit a kangaroo in the nuts, and that's how we got it.
I'm Dr.
Fauci, and you better not, I'm Jesus.
I mean, my God.
And he said it over and over, this has the characteristics of a natural occurrence.
No, it doesn't.
You liar.
You're just trying to push the vax, you evil little demon.
Well, I mean, they had their minions running off with this story, too.
Here was CNN, Misinformation 2020.
There has been a wave of misinformation prompting this open letter by scientists in The Lancet.
Conspiracy theories do nothing but create fear, rumors, and prejudice that jeopardize our global collaboration in the fight against this virus.
To separate fear from fact, I sat down with two infectious disease experts in Hong Kong.
The coronavirus is man-made.
If you look at the virus itself, if you look at the phylogenetic tree, we find that basically the virus pops very nicely in between the best coronaviruses and the SARS coronaviruses.
So we believe that this is actually a natural evolution of this novel coronaviruses.
So it didn't come from a lab in China?
This wasn't bioengineered?
Unlikely.
Updated classified intel report saying that the U.S. Department of Energy has assessed that the source of the COVID-19 pandemic likely came from a China lab leak.
Not likely.
You can bet every time you got in the bank on it.
Eat crow!
That's all I have to say.
And that's how they do it.
I know it.
Oh, you don't believe in scientists.
Look at these scientists.
Oh.
That we paid $100,000 to say that in five seconds.
And made a trip to China, Beijing, to get the information.
Yeah, they're honest.
Who is that perk guy?
I don't care if it's a scientist, and you're just a guy on Twitter, and you're dumb, and you don't even go to college.
And he has an MBA, and a BA, and a PA, and a PU, and an RQ. And you're a dumbass on Twitter troll.
Who do you want to believe?
Trust the science.
This is how they do it.
Is that crazy?
Maybe I am.
Everything you just said.
But I was right.
And that goober little soy boy was wrong.
Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.
And so then you've got Ray.
Ray who sits back in his chair and he's like, oh, of course.
As you note, Brett, the FBI has for...
I mean, that's what he says.
He's crazy.
Oh, well, no, you know what, though?
I'll play the fun version.
There's a much funner version of this story.
Oh, yeah.
I asked you also back then about the investigation to COVID origins.
Is the FBI in charge of the investigation of the origins of the coronavirus?
We certainly have a role in looking into the origins of the coronavirus.
Now there's this Department of Energy study that says it's likely to have come from a lab leak, although the confidence is low.
It cites the FBI. What is the determination by the FBI? So, as you note, Brett, the FBI has for quite some time now assessed that the origins of the pandemic are most likely a potential lab incident in Wuhan.
Can we step back for a second?
Folks, agents, professionals, analysts, virologists, microbiologists, etc., who focus specifically on the dangers of biological threats, which include things like novel viruses like COVID. Oh, El Donaldo Trumpo is fabulous.
Oh, my gosh.
I love those memes.
They're fantastic.
Oh, God.
And this is what they do.
So what they do is they lie to you, and they always come back and tell the truth, because they've got to save face.
They've got to say, well, in the end, you know, we determined we just needed more information, and we had some information we weren't aware of, and this and that, and three years later, they come to the same conclusion that everybody with common sense, and I don't care if you've got $1 in the bank or $10 in the bank, it doesn't matter.
And if you've got common sense, you know the truth about all this stuff exactly when it happens, because if it doesn't make sense, It's a lie.
And if they're all pushing it, anytime that scum and the DOJ and all these people that have turned on the American people and the Biden regime and then the whole world and the press and ABC and CNN, anytime all of a sudden you're just sitting there minding your own business and they come up with this story and they're shoving it down your throat 24-7, 100%, people, it is a lie.
Every single time, just, you know, take it to the bank again.
That's what it is.
Oh my gosh.
Well, there's a lot of things that are coming out as a result of all of this.
And people really want to know, how come now?
How come now they're starting to admit it?
I mean, what's the difference?
They could have held on for a long time, but Fauci is under fire now, and it looks like people are starting to question him.
A British scientist given $1.88 million grant, $16.5 million in NIH funding after he changed his story and came out publicly to lie for Fauci about origins of COVID. So now you've got what it looks like to be...
Payoffs.
Yes.
Quid pro quo at its finest.
Absolute payoff.
It's amazing.
This whole thing.
I've said it before.
This COVID scam was the biggest...
The world's never seen anything.
And boy, did we learn the truth about everybody, didn't we?
We learned from that little idiot...
The coke head in New Zealand that resigned.
All the Australian total communists.
Justin Trudeau, communists.
We learned that these people want to be the China dictator.
They do.
You learned real quick who was the truth tellers and who was liars.
Well, that's the whole thing with the WEF. And when you start looking at where they're going with this whole entire thing and how they want it to run, their main model is China.
And Bill Gates is fully on board with pushing that whole thing as much as he can.
And you've got the WHO that is following the model of China, openly.
They think that the Chinese model, the Australian model, is a model that we should all adapt.
And that's what's been scary about all of this.
But Fauci's in big trouble.
And they're all now, now that he is out of his office, all of this information is starting to tumble down.
And they probably know That what is going to be revealed from the Fauci files is one of the main reasons.
I cannot wait until your buddy Elon Musk goes ahead and releases those because I have an idea a lot of this is going to be in there.
And I know he said it's coming, but come on.
We know what it is.
I mean, when he releases it, it's just going to confirm what we already know.
So, I mean, there's nothing going to be on it that's new to me.
It's just going to confirm what I've known from the first time I saw that little scuzzball.
It's the worst.
I'm telling you.
I don't know who I was with that night or when I saw that.
I was watching Fox News and there was three or four people in the room.
And I didn't know anything about the pandemic.
Look, I never heard of Dr.
Fauci in my life.
I follow politics, but...
CDC's something.
I mean, who else knows what everything the CDC has been doing the last 30 years?
I don't know.
I've heard his name in passing, but I've never really known him.
And he was on Laura Ingraham, and I never see him interviewed.
And he was saying, she was saying, what are these people out of work?
Well, Laura, that's a small price to pay, and they're just going to have to do this, and all these people are going to die.
And I just said, that's a dead-eyed liar right there, evil little bastard.
That's the first thing I said, and I said, that guy right there is full of shit.
I listened to him for like two sentences and said, this guy, he's nuts.
This guy's crazy.
And he just, he ate this up.
And for a year and a half, people worshiped this guy.
And then he does interviews sitting around in his desk.
He's got a shrine to himself, bobblehead dolls.
Candles are like you're lighting them for Jesus.
I mean, they wrote it.
Dr.
Fauci saved us.
They wrote a children's book about it.
And boy, with his ego, he's one of them guys like Obama.
And you can always tell these guys with a real God complex.
They put their nose way up in the air.
You ever notice that?
Oh, yes.
I have many photos of Obama with his nose way up in the air, and then Fossey with his nose way up in the air, tilted back.
That's when you know it.
Egomaniac from hell.
It's just that one tail.
Oh, he's absolutely the worst.
And he was so full of himself, he couldn't even see past all of that.
They treated him the exact same way as they treated Zelensky.
Don't you remember all the covers of magazines and all the interviews and everything else?
He absolutely loved it.
He did his own tour.
There's thousands and thousands and thousands of brilliant doctors in the United States.
And I mean, I'm not talking about a bureaucratic doctor who never sees a patient like this dumbass.
I'm talking about doctors that treat the front line of these people that work 200 hours a week, you know?
And I know there's not 200 hours in a week.
I get it.
But I'm just saying they work night and day, night and day, night and day.
That's right.
And they know what to do, and they know what's treating it, and they were totally shut down, and he had the only opinion, this evil little bastard with a Pfizer tramp stamp on his back, tattooed, this evil little bastard that cared about money, didn't care about businesses, the middle class getting locked down, nothing.
He didn't care about nothing, people dying from side effects.
This guy don't care how many of your children have died.
He don't care how many grandmas or grandpas didn't get to I hate to sound like Alex Jones.
I'm just telling you, this guy's one of the worst people the world has ever known.
Half the people in this country and the media and everybody else, it was his way or the highway.
If he said hydrochloroquil didn't work, if he said ivermectin didn't work, it didn't work.
If he said the vax was 96% effective and you couldn't get transmission, you didn't get transmissions.
His word was God in controlling all these lives.
I hate this guy.
I can't even stand to look at him.
Oh, it's a horrible, it's been a horrible situation, and he has just flip-flopped.
But he didn't do, he did the exact same thing, the same thing with AIDS. The exact same protocols, the same exact ideas he used the first time with AIDS. And I mean, there were so many people that died as a result of that, and they weren't allowed to be with their family, their friends, their loved ones.
They died completely alone.
You think he cares?
No, he doesn't care.
He could care less how many people die.
You're all them beagles with your head.
All them beagle puppies he tortured, the thousands.
He has no problem torturing dogs to death.
With absolutely no scientific worth at all.
Nothing.
I mean, what did they learn from that?
Nothing.
But he has no problem doing it.
I mean, somebody can torture puppies to death.
You think they're going to care about you or your family?
This guy, you got to take care of yourself.
You think this government or that little elf, that little Keebler elf?
He is.
He is the worst.
Can you imagine?
I keep telling people, why are you...
I have people in my family, you know?
I'm like, why are you listening to this stupid idiot?
This guy's a moron.
You're going to change your whole life.
You're going to go around with no face for two years, breathing your own stinky breath, Let's breathe our own breath in.
That's healthy.
And you're going to not go anywhere.
You're not going to see any of your loved ones.
You're not going to go to parties.
You're not going to have Christmas parties or nothing over a virus with a 99.9%, just exactly, just about to the T, what the yearly flu is.
And then that's how they scare you.
How about millions of people are going to die?
There's a million deaths in America from coronavirus.
Bullshit.
There never was even close to that many.
Mm-hmm.
Not at all.
They inflated the numbers.
They lied about everything.
They pushed this vaccine on everybody.
Remember how that's all the Biden regime was about the first year.
They all wore masks outdoors, and you never even saw their face.
And they talked about vaccinated, winner of death, right?
Vaccinated, and you're all evil.
And then why aren't they talking about it anymore?
Why don't they even mention the vaccine anymore?
Why?
Why?
Oh my gosh.
Because they know.
Because it sucks.
Yeah, well, because it was just a lie.
It was an absolute lie.
It was then, it is now.
And this guy is going to have to pay for all of this.
He absolutely is.
And what he did to these beagles is just horrible.
He should be under the jail.
Not in it.
Under it.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I mean, they have a jail.
They have regular jail cells and they got one in the basement just for one person that's evil.
That's where he goes.
Under the jail to the evil basement cell.
Well, this is a big story and it's going to be one of the first steps taken because on January 31st, 2020, Danish-born British educated scientist Christian Andersen emailed Dr.
Tony Fauci saying that the virus looks lab-made.
And here they've got all of these emails.
Then on February 4th, 2020, after a call with Dr.
Tony Fauci, British scientist Christian Anderson wrote that the lab leak theory was a conspiracy theory.
Now this is after a call.
So after Dr.
Tony Fauci called Dr.
Christian Anderson and ordered him to publicly say the COVID virus was not lab made.
This is a huge story.
I mean, it really is, and it's just released today.
It's just going to all come out, but they're not going to do anything to their Lord and Savior, Fauci.
They're going to protect him.
He's 80-something years old.
Nothing's ever going to happen.
But the truth's going to come out about this evil dude, I'm just telling you, and it deserves to.
And he deserves everything that's going to happen to him.
He deserves to go down in history as one of the most evil people in history.
He deserves it.
I mean, every bit of it, he deserves.
And it's just like, I remember when they asked him point blazes, Ivermectin does not work for coronavirus.
It doesn't?
That's funny because I know 50 people that have taken it and swear up and down by it.
Are they dumb?
They're like, I mean, I'm telling you, how many people you know took ivermectin and they thought they were in trouble and then they're like three days later going, man, it's perfectly fine now.
Oh my gosh, I took it.
It was fine.
It was perfect.
And I don't have a horsetail or anything like that as a result.
Remember, they were laughing at us for taking...
Yeah, exactly.
I'm like, you know what?
You can laugh all day long.
If this is going to stop what is happening to my body as a result of this lab-made virus, yeah, I'm going to take it.
And people have had great results as a matter of fact.
Everything Fauci said didn't work, I'm taking.
Everything he said didn't work, I'm not taking.
And that's simple.
And that's what a lot of people did.
But I don't know anybody who took it and said, oh man, I got sick.
Or every single person I know who took it was like, it was a miracle drug.
That's all I hear.
Over and over and over.
And people message me that I don't know that say it too.
I have no way of proving it.
But everybody I know that took it was like, this is, man, I was like, I couldn't breathe.
I was sick as hell.
And then like 24 hours later, I felt great after a couple of doses.
So they can say whatever they want and lie about it, but are these people just, okay, it was just mentally they got better?
Well, they weren't in the hospital, were they?
So that's physical.
They didn't get sick and die, did they?
Okay, that's physical.
It's not something in their head.
They're not willing themselves done.
They took something.
So it's just everything that worked, they demonized.
And everything that didn't work, they shoved down your throat.
It's just one thing.
Name one thing he was right about.
Masks.
Remember when he come out and he started making everybody double masks, remember?
Oh my gosh, absolutely.
I mean, my God.
The whole thing was just a complete disaster.
And of course, here comes the lunatics.
And here comes their little minds, their little caring minds.
Well, if two masks work...
I mean, the whole thing has been ridiculous.
It's so true.
And he just lies.
I mean, he flip-flops every single time.
Every single time he gets up there and he talks, he changes it.
But people have been paying attention.
But this is really something else because now you've got a situation and you see where the New York Times conveniently omitted the fact that That after his call with Dr.
Fauci on February 1, 2020, Dr.
Anderson was given a $1.88 million grant and a $16.5 million in funding for the NIAID, Dr.
Fauci's personal piggy bank.
This is right there.
And they've left all of this information out of all of their reporting.
So even though the New York Times conveniently omitted that, Dr.
Andrew Huff testified to this fact back in 2022.
He released the information.
In a legal report he signed, created by Wren's Law Group, Dr.
Andrew Huff reported that Dr.
Anderson's funding at the Scripps Research Institute increased from $393,079 per month to $800,139 per month after he backed down on the COVID lab leak theory.
This is what people are looking at right here.
This is the difference.
This is before the teleconference.
It's just all big lie, folks.
If you can't see it by now, you're never going to see it.
You're going to be the person swimming in the swimming pool with a mask in 2037.
And you just are.
Go ahead and get it.
Go ahead and buy a million back.
A million back.
My gosh.
And he has been the biggest flip-flopper.
Here he is.
People should not be walking around with masks.
Let me just state for the record that masks are not theater.
Wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better.
Masks are protective.
But it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is.
There has not been any indication that putting a mask on and wearing a mask for a considerable period of time has any deleterious effects.
There are unintended consequences.
People keep fiddling with the mask and they keep touching their face.
And can you get some schmutz sort of staying inside there?
Of course.
You do not need to wear a mask indoors if, in fact, you've been vaccinated.
Good that you're vaccinated, but in a situation where you have people indoors, particularly crowded, you should wear a mask.
So even if you are vaccinated, you should wear a mask.
If, in fact, you are vaccinated, fully vaccinated, you are protected, and you do not need to wear a mask outdoors or indoors.
When the children go out into the community, you want them to continue to wear masks.
You know, if you look at children outside, particularly when they're with the family, walking down the street, playing a game, or what have you, don't have to wear a mask.
The Pediatric, the Academy of Pediatric, actually makes that recommendation that children should be wearing masks from two years old onward.
And you're asking now, if your child is a member of your household, can you walk outdoors with your child without a mask?
I mean, we could go on and on.
Can you walk out with your mask?
Will I, Dr.
Fauci, Lord and Savior, let you walk out with your two-year-old without a mask?
And I say no.
Now, can you have Christmas?
I say not this year.
Can you have Thanksgiving, Dr.
Fauci?
Can we eat turkey this year?
No, you can't.
Now, it's just, and they listen to this guy, and I'm going, what's wrong with the American population?
Can they not see this guy?
Listen to him right there.
18 different opinions about a mask in two years.
He's literally saying something different every single time.
Every.
Single.
Time.
That's what liars do.
They can't remember their lies.
This guy's a serial liar.
He's a con artist.
He's a fraud.
He's evil.
The guy's a demon.
I'm telling you, there's demons that walk among us and he's one of them.
Oh, yes.
Just listen to that.
I know everybody just listened to it.
Think about All the decisions in a lot of people's lives were based on that moron.
Oh, everything.
I mean, think about what he did.
Think about what this man did.
He shut down America.
He is the reason why that happened.
He was able to steal an election.
He was able to keep kids out of school.
He was able to keep people out of churches.
He was able to basically dominate society And meanwhile, it's the most ridiculous thing.
Meanwhile, he and all of his friends, the elite, the establishment, you saw them at parties.
They were the biggest hypocrites you've ever seen.
They weren't wearing masks, but everybody else had to.
They were going to dinner parties.
If masks were, oh yeah, you know, their little servants, they all had masks, but they didn't.
Look, if masks could cure all viruses, right, why don't we just get everybody in the world to wear a mask for two or three weeks until they're all choked out and there'll be no more viruses?
I know.
It's the most ridiculous thing.
You know, I'm going to wear a mask this weekend, so that's the only time I wear a mask.
I got all these oak trees, and the oak trees, they don't really die like trees up north.
They just all of a sudden, when they're about to bloom again, they get kind of dull looking, but then they just like turn brown in two days and shed it and then grow new leaves, these live oaks.
So I will be wearing a mask because I've got to mow acres and acres of two inches of leaves, and it'll just choke you out.
That's what a mask is for.
That's what a dust mask is for.
And that's what they're wearing, people.
Dust mask for viruses.
It's so ridiculous.
I don't even know what to say how dumb that is.
Oh, it is.
Just wear a mask and you won't get it.
And everybody's like, well, then how did everybody was wearing a mask and how does everybody keep getting sick?
Oh, my gosh.
Well, and this is part of that group.
This is what they were doing.
They were lying constantly.
Look, Bill de Blasio.
They tried to make me wear one in the hospital and I still said no.
Nope.
Exactly.
I mean, you remember all of these people.
I mean, they all were out there partying, hanging out, having fun, and they were dancing around and all of this stuff.
They were requiring that we wear a mask, but they certainly didn't have to wear a mask.
I did not for a moment think there was anything problematic because I knew the dynamics.
And again, I have to stay healthy so I can make the decisions for the people of the city.
You know, the last thing that Mayor Lightfoot wanted to talk about today was getting a haircut.
She didn't do a whole lot of talking about it, but she certainly didn't apologize for it either.
I'm out in the public eye and, you know, I'm a person who I take my personal hygiene very seriously.
As I said, I felt like I needed to have a haircut.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi under fire tonight after security footage showed her inside a San Francisco hair salon that's closed to the general public because of coronavirus.
I think that this salon owes me an apology.
It was in Napa, which was in the orange status, relatively loose compared to some other counties.
It was to be an outdoor restaurant.
I got up and started dancing because I was feeling the spirit.
And I wasn't thinking about a mask.
I was thinking about having a good time.
Why weren't President Biden and all members of the Biden family masked at all times on federal lands last night if he signed an executive order that mandates masks on federal lands at all times?
At the inaugural, I think Steve E.D. was celebrating.
Do you remember all of that?
The fact that they locked down and closed people's businesses and had everybody couldn't go to ball games and go out and enjoy parks.
They went out to skateboard parks and concreted them in and poured dirt on them.
Can you imagine anything meaner?
I mean, these people are evil.
Everybody that was involved in this.
And I screamed the top of my lungs from day one.
You did.
This is all bullshit.
I mean, I went against Trump, and I got cussed out for it.
I don't care if God comes down himself and says, you're going to lock down, and you're going to do this.
I never lock down.
I never wear a mask.
I live my life.
Of course, I'm out in the country.
It's easier.
But it wouldn't matter.
I walked right in anywhere I needed to go, and they said, you've got to wear a mask.
I said, I'm not wearing one.
Oh my gosh.
If you want to call the police, call the police.
If you want to arrest me for not wearing a mask, arrest me.
But I'm not wearing one.
Period.
End of story.
I'm going shopping.
Leave me alone.
You're bothered.
Well, and I did the exact same thing.
I mean, that was the whole thing.
I live in Hollywood, and I would have people chasing me around stores and everything else saying, here's a mask, ma'am, you want to wear?
I would just walk right on out.
I didn't care.
And if I went to a bar or if I went out with friends or what have you, and if they said anything to me about a mask, then you know what?
Mm-mm.
Didn't do that either.
I was not going to participate.
I would say, okay, then you know what?
We need to go somewhere else.
And you can always find another place.
Or you can do like I also did and get a fake ID saying that you've been vaccinated.
I mean, there's a whole underground world out here where you didn't have to play into all of that.
But when they started closing down everything, I mean, where you couldn't even have parties, they were turning off the electricity to buildings, to homes.
To everything else, trying to control what you did and who you were able to socialize with.
You're a free American.
Yes.
You're a free American people.
You don't have to do these things.
The president can't tell you how to live your life and want to eat and want to go to and where to put a mask and put a diaper on your head and walk around on your knees.
You don't have to do it.
Just tell them to go screw themselves.
It's obvious from the beginning, it was bad flu, but it was just one of these viruses that come around every now and then.
But, I mean, to shut down, they had cardboard cutouts at the Super Bowl in the stands, people.
That's how stupid this was.
That was ridiculous, wasn't it?
So ridiculous.
Yeah, you can get your picture here.
You can be in the stands of this game if you spend a certain amount of money.
There can be a cardboard picture of you in the stands of a game.
Are you kidding?
They wouldn't let people go to PGA golf courses and walk around out in the open air, even with a mask on.
We lived this!
I mean, this is how ridiculous it was.
And think about children.
I didn't participate in it.
I'm never going to participate in anything like that.
Uh-uh.
No.
I went down to the beach here, and I breathed the fresh air, and I walked around, and I just did everything.
I didn't change my life one bit.
I refused to.
Because I knew it was all bullshit.
Because it was.
And now, two years, three years later, everybody knows it's all bullshit.
I mean, everything!
All of it was a lie.
From the mask, to the vaccine, to the lockdowns, to the social distancing.
Let's all walk around, you know, with a six-foot stick tied to our forehead, so if we bump into somebody, we can't go any closer.
It's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
Well, they kept us apart on purpose, too.
They didn't want us talking amongst each other.
They didn't want us going to church.
They didn't want us, you know, socializing.
They didn't want us anywhere near each other because we would start to question them, and rightfully so.
And everybody eventually did.
It's your decision, folks.
Here's the information, and this is how dangerous it is.
Now, you're a family.
Now go live your life.
Okay.
And then that's how they get you, though.
Well, you're breathing on somebody and getting them sick.
You don't want to participate.
You're evil.
It's the winner of death.
I hope you all die.
I mean, that's how they had citizens turned on each other.
I mean, this was evil.
Telling on each other.
And all you assholes that pretend like you're this and that and you're about love and vaccines, y'all suck through the whole thing.
The way y'all treated your fellow citizens over this crap and the way you acted, you're morons.
And I love that there's masks now because I don't see many people, but I love seeing somebody in a mask because I know it's a moron.
It's a moron easy spotter.
Oh my gosh.
When I, you know, I was out of town and I flew on a plane for the first time and I don't know how long, this was during Thanksgiving, and I saw this family and they all had like these full-blown backpacks that had oxygen and breathing apparatuses and I'm going, please get me away from this group.
You can sit me anywhere in this plane, but I'm not going over there.
Get me out of there.
Scuba.
Wasn't it Scuba Bob?
Scuba Bob or Scuba Ron?
I can't remember.
It's so weird.
And I'm like, I wonder if I can take a picture of them because, I mean, it was just such an odd sight to see.
But this is how paranoid people were.
They absolutely were.
Did somebody drop a nuclear bomb?
I wasn't aware of.
I know.
I'm like, what is this?
They're wearing backpacks full of oxygen.
And they've got these full-blown masks that have, I mean, the tubes and everything.
And I'm going, okay, no, this is not.
And so they're looking at me.
I'm not wearing a mask.
And them kids are going to grow up to be scared of debris.
I know.
I know.
Well, some of these, they've got a great little list here.
Here are 10 ways they misled Americans, right?
Okay, first of all, they claimed that natural immunity offers little protection compared to vaccinated immunity.
So this is what people were claiming, that your natural immunity didn't have any play here, that the masks prevented COVID transmission.
That was an absolute lie.
School closures reduce COVID transmission.
That was another lie.
Myocarditis from vaccine is less common than from the infection.
That proved to be a lie.
Now we've got a huge problem.
Number five is that young people benefit from a vaccine booster.
Absolutely not.
As you know, they were at much lower risk than anybody else.
Misinformation number six, vaccine mandates increased vaccination rates.
Gosh, you know the answer on that.
This was based on a theory.
Number seven, is COVID originating from the Wuhan lab as a conspiracy theory?
Well, now you've got the FBI acting like, oh no, that's old news.
We've known for quite some time.
Talk about a flip-flop.
Number eight, it was important to get the second vaccine dose changed.
Three or four weeks after the first dose.
Well, now they're up to, what, six, I believe?
Misinformation number nine, data on the biovaliant vaccine is crystal clear.
It isn't crystal clear.
They're still doing all of these tests on all these people that they were testing.
Misinformation number 10, one in five people get what you love to call long COVID. Yeah, long COVID. Yeah.
And they make up things along COVID. Now, you know, everything, like if you catch too much sun, that can cause you to have a heart attack at 22.
If you eat eggs, you're gone at 22 of a heart attack.
You eat too much asparagus.
I mean, it's just one thing after another.
They just lie.
I saw this one thing, and Emeril Robison's really been on this today.
But these, the preliminary SOA, excessive death numbers for group life claims, and this is insurance claims, it's like the national thing.
So this is not the government or anything, so these are pretty reliable, you know what I mean?
Right.
And it's for quarter four of last month, reports come out.
The new one comes out in May.
This is the group life.
So this is the insurance companies that there's claims on these.
So these are real.
These are real claims.
So they came out with this quarter is October, November, December of 2022.
So in October, zero to 44 years old.
Excessive deaths were up 13% in October.
21% in November.
43% in December.
The claims of these excessive death numbers.
You know what I mean?
They don't have no reason.
Think about that.
So October...
This is young people.
Zero to 44.
October was 13%.
November, 21%.
And December, 43%.
This is how it's escalating right now.
So 45 to 64%.
Look how much lower it is for older people.
This vax is killing the young people.
Absolutely it is.
But it's still going up excessively.
So 45 to 64 in October was 4%.
November 16%, December 35%.
Oh my gosh.
So this is the SOA, excessive death claims for group life claims.
So this is going up every month.
And this is happening.
And they don't want to talk about this.
They don't want to talk about this, but it's happening.
And this thing, this shot, it's a nightmare.
It just keeps being a nightmare.
This is really, really something.
And we're not going to get over it in our lifetime.
I mean, this is going to continue on.
The amount of deaths and everything else, the kind of impact this had on our society.
Not to mention the fact that they were able to steal a presidency, right?
I mean, that's when mail harvesting came and started to play a big part.
If there was no coronavirus and we had a regular voting like we normally do, President Trump would want to landslide even more than he did the last time.
And they wonder why we don't like them.
All right, you remember Stephen Colbert.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, come on.
Yeah, the dancing needle guy.
That was the most ridiculous video.
The guy with no audience, by the way, none.
None, exactly.
And he is, you can see it in their numbers.
And do you think anybody that has been paying attention is ever going to listen to this clown or others ever again?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
And when you start looking at all that happened, who got wealthy and who got poorer?
All right, well, they didn't want us taking ivermectin.
Why?
Because it was cheap over the counter.
It was a couple bucks.
But yet, here you go with the amount of increase in these people's wealth.
Look at Pfizer, brought to you by Pfizer.
They're bringing every single report to life.
Well...
Dr.
Tony Fauci increased his personal wealth from $7.6 million to $12.6 million during the pandemic, I like to call it.
So it's probably $50 million.
They're probably lying about that, too.
Yes, a 65% increase in wealth.
Yeah, Colbert goes out there and, you know, he's pushing it.
They need to stay in their lane.
Oh, yeah.
The energy department.
Uh-huh.
I don't think so.
They push that stuff and push that stuff and...
Oh boy.
I mean, Facebook was just ridiculous as well.
I mean, you would have like this round, I don't know, some kind of frame that you would put around your avatar over there where people would tout that they had gotten the next COVID booster or COVID vax.
And yet you had Zuckerberg, who was talking to his own staff, who didn't feel comfortable about taking these vaccinations.
And they were forcing it on society, making you feel like you were an absolute outcast or that you were diseased in some way by not having it, when the very people that were getting the vaccination, they were the ones that had COVID immediately.
You cannot lie to the American people about this and ruin their lives.
And when the truth comes out, believe me, the money you make is not going to be worth the reputation you lost.
Because what do you think of when you think of Pfizer now?
Before the pandemic, I thought Pfizer was just a company that made Viagra.
That's the only thing I knew about them.
They came out with Viagra.
Right.
I mean, like a Johnson and Johnson effect, right?
No, I didn't think anything evil.
Now I see their name.
I want to puke.
It might as well be a pentagram.
I'm not kidding.
I know.
It might as well be a pentagram I'm looking at.
So their reputation's gone.
Nobody's going to trust anything they make anymore.
Nobody's going to trust Dr.
Fauci.
Nobody trusts the CDC. Nobody trusts a lot of doctors now.
The science community is completely gone.
Nobody trusts a scientist.
We heard them today spitting their lies.
They're for sale to the highest bidder every one of these people are.
So now they've run the CDC, they've run the FDA, they've run the government, they've run vaccines in general, and there are vaccines at work.
And they've run Pfizer, Moderna, all these names.
I look at them and I just see a big satanic face coming at me.
So in the long run, was it worth The short-term money you made.
Because in the long run, people don't trust you anymore.
No, I have friends that will not go to see a doctor anymore.
Not at all.
Not for anything.
And they should.
Actually, a couple of them should for some of the things that they've gone through in their life.
And they should go and get updated and make sure that they're all right.
But they are absolutely swearing off because they are so afraid, terrified.
That somebody is going to try to force them into the vaccination or somebody is going to try to force them into something.
So, no, they won't even go for things that they need to see about.
The name's Bud.
Yeah, it's over.
The whole medical, scientific, CDC, it's all over.
The people that make drugs, it's just all over for all of them, and they did it to themselves.
They did.
And they blame us for it, right?
They're like, okay, I'm just a dude in the country, and I'm saying, you know, the vaccine sucks.
You know why it sucks?
I say it sucks because it sucks.
Now, it's not my fault for saying it sucks.
It's your fault for making a vaccine that sucks.
So I have to say it sucks.
I know, exactly.
Why is it my fault for saying it sucks?
You're the one that made the shitty, sucky vaccine, not me.
I don't even know how to make a vaccine.
Well, I mean, and they were all getting paid on it.
I mean, brought to you by Pfizer, brought to you by Pfizer.
And then you have John Legend and others that are coming out and talking about how his family has got to make sure that they get that jab and no telling what he was paid for something like that.
They should disclose that.
When they full court press you like this, folks, and everybody's in on it and they're jamming it down your throat 24-7, take it to the bank.
It's a lie.
Oh, it's so true.
I mean, it's no different than this one.
The EPA director now advises East Palestine children to stay out of creek streams and amid Ohio train derailment.
Yes.
And then all of a sudden, you've got Governor Mike DeWine, who says 30,000 truckloads of contaminated dirt will need to be removed from East Palestine.
Hello?
It's contaminated to the core.
You going to dig a hole to China?
Because it's just seeping right now.
It just keeps going down, down, down, down, and down.
They don't even understand about basic anything.
It's too late.
It is.
Absolutely.
You're going to dig a crater.
It's going to look like a meteor crater.
I mean, they have been lying non-stop.
I mean, this is going to be a tough one for them to get out of because we all knew.
There's going to be a new Grand Canyon in the South trying to get rid of all that.
Trying to get rid of that seepage.
Oh my gosh.
Man, they're so silly.
They're so dangerous.
Where are you going to take it?
Exactly.
Okay, you got contaminated dirt.
Okay, where are you going to go put the contaminated dirt?
Good Lord, where are you going to put it?
It's here.
Now you're going to put this dirt over here, and you're going to put it over here.
Now these people, God damn it, dirt near them.
Where are you going to put it?
It ain't like you can just put it through a washing machine or something.
No, it's going to take forever.
It's going to be so expensive, not to mention all of the life that was destroyed and lost.
45,000 animal deaths in East Palestine.
Those are the ones we know of, according to Ohio Department of Natural Resources.
It's a toxic waste dump now.
It is.
Absolutely it is.
Now, how come we're the ones with the common sense and you've got all of these different agencies going over there saying, oh no, it's safe to drink the water.
It's safe to go ahead and take a shower.
It's safe to do all of these things.
And now all of a sudden they're having this massive cleanup effort.
No one believed that that was a contaminated, I mean, that that was a contained burn.
Are you kidding?
You saw the pictures.
Pete snuck in, old maternity Pete snuck in there at 6 a.m.
before everybody got up and put on his brand new shiny hard hat and his safety glasses and his safety vest.
He looked like one of the village people or a Granger mannequin.
And he went over there and he met with it and he shook his head real seriously and he had his little $400 Italian loafers on.
And he got rushed here and wouldn't answer questions and all of his staff was rude to anybody and he left and now he's gone.
He's probably, you know, he's probably, I don't know, somewhere maternity leave again.
So he fixed it.
It's done.
It's done now.
And these people are a joke.
He wouldn't know how to fix it.
He don't know anything about transportation.
He don't know anything about railroads.
He's never done anything in his life to be a little rich kid.
That's all he's good at.
He's good at ribbon cutting and pretending like he's saying something.
It's just, it's so bad.
And then here we are on the brink of World War III. And of course, you've got the brain-dead basement dummy.
And this will be the last thing that I leave everybody with, because it is just such a joke.
But he is really losing his mind when he goes off and he talks about the nurse.
Did you hear about his latest story?
It's the most ridiculous story.
Embarrassing thing you've ever heard in your life.
He had a nurse named Pearl Nelson, all right, in the military.
I want you to hear this.
Pearl!
Pearl!
Tell me about my hairy legs, Pearl!
Who whispered in his ear, unfortunately, I think it was the other way around, and brought a personal pillow from home.
Yeah, you stuck your tongue and hit her ear, I'm sure.
Gross!
All right, so here he is.
Check this out.
And I had a nurse named Pearl Nelson, military.
She'd come in and do things that I don't think you'll learn in medical school, nursing school.
She'd whisper in my ear.
I couldn't understand her.
She'd whisper.
She'd lean down.
She'd actually breathe on me to make sure that there was a connection, a human connection.
She even went home and brought back her pillow from her own bed because she didn't know the one behind.
It wasn't comfortable.
But I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
There it is.
People, do I not know the tale or do I not know the tale?
No.
I knew it was coming.
You called that so early.
There's nobody named Pearl Nelson.
He wasn't in the hospital bed.
She didn't whisper in his ear.
She didn't bring a pillow.
This is all made up.
100% Fantasyland lie.
God, and she whispered in my ear.
And yeah, she said, Joe, I'm going to go kick you up.
Give me a break.
Gosh, I had to end on that one.
Alright, everyone.
I'm going to bring everybody that's listening to the show a pillow from my house and tuck them in.
Your all name's Pearl.
Oh, what a creep.
I mean, really.
He is a creep.
Just a joke.
So, anyway, I want to thank everybody for joining us today.
I want to thank you for helping us get the info out on the show.
The show has grown tremendously as a result of you and all your efforts.
I mean, it is really on fire.
And that's because the Littermates are doing just amazing work over there, and you're all so busy and engaged in Twitter.
Twitter had a problem today, from what I noticed on your page.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, this morning, it was just totally down.
You could barely get something out.
Interesting.
They must be doing a lot of work over there.
But I have seen everybody's postings and everything, and they're just doing awesome.
Well, every time he fires a batch, something like that happens the next day.
So I think it's sabotage.
Probably.
No way it's coincidence.
Interesting.
Well, I want to thank everybody.
Anyway, you're amazing.
And the people that donated to the show, SPW7505 from yesterday.
If I miss you, I'll make it up to you the next day.
And then Chardonnay, you as well.
Jay, Annette, thank you.
Fiona is my bitch.
Thank you very much for your donation as well.
You all are great.
And we will see you same time tomorrow, 3 o'clock p.m.
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