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Project Veritas coup - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 2/21/2023 - Ep. 271
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey, I'm back.
I did it.
Yes, you did.
You did.
You did your tour.
You have done your civic duty.
Lord.
Yes, you participated.
Now we can tell everyone.
I was real cryptic yesterday, and everybody's like, is he okay?
Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah, I had to go to jury duty, and it was a long one.
I was there from pretty much 8.30 in the morning to almost 7 when I got home, I guess.
I know, it's late.
Man, it just went on and on and on.
And I guess it's good to look like this mean, big, bald-headed, gray-beard biker sometimes because nobody picked me.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know.
They kept you there the whole day.
So you got pretty close to actually being on one of them.
Well, it's just there's not a lot of people that live here.
Yeah.
It was four different cases I could have been picked for.
I almost got picked on a few things, but I was glad I didn't after the day because, man, it's just like...
Ten hours of sitting on an old wooden church bench.
Exactly.
It's a church pew.
My back's killing me.
I'm sure it is.
And also the marble floors.
People don't realize how hard marble is on the back.
So when you aren't sitting and you're standing, you're just going, oh, no, this is uncomfortable as ever.
All day.
Yeah, you're in Hollywood.
We have like...
Carpet.
Like really cheesy looking carpet that belongs in a casino.
On top of concrete with no padding under it.
Yeah, exactly what it was.
Glue down.
Concrete slab.
So it's the same effect as marble, basically.
Same kind of pain.
Since I've lived at the Cat Turtle Ranch, I think this is the third or fourth time I've been called in, but they have a number.
And 24 hours, you're supposed to call this number.
To see if you still have to come because, you know, 90% of the time cases are decided out of court.
Right.
Every time I've called that number, I've been lucky over the years.
I call it and they go, you don't have to report.
So I'm like, oh, so...
I got it in last week, and I called, and I'm just like, it's President's Day.
Surely they don't do this on President's Day, you know, down at the courthouse.
So I called Sonny, and it said, everybody, all the numbers, no matter what number you was, you had to report as scheduled.
And then I was like, I wonder if they got this date wrong.
I had to look at the date like twice, and I said, I'm just going to drive down there.
It's about 30 miles, and sure enough, I could see all the cars pulling in.
I knew it.
I was like, man.
That's it, too.
Each court has their own schedule, which observances they have.
And so it really depends on that.
But it's really interesting.
I didn't want to tell everybody, now that we've got so many people listening to the show, oh yeah, Cat Turd's over there serving for jury duty and have a whole bunch of people show up at the courthouse to meet you.
Yeah, they're more likely to meet you.
I didn't say exactly that.
Yeah, I was hinting towards it, but I didn't actually say it because I'm like, oh no, if I were to say something like that, that would be bad.
There were some government workers down there that were pissed as hell because they get President's Day off and they got called into jury duty on that one day and get off.
Oh yes, of course.
I heard some teachers say, God, can you believe this?
There's two teachers.
Oh.
Man, the other day I got caught in a jury duty.
Well, good for you, though, for doing your duty.
That's very, very good.
That's what helps.
Well, the good thing was we stayed so long, especially the group that didn't get picked, had to keep rotating through this over and over.
And we were so, everybody was dead tired at the end of the day because, I mean, it was really tedious.
I'd rather dig a ditch all day with a rusty shovel.
But he's like, y'all stay so long.
And it's like, Almost 7 o'clock, and we were only supposed to stay till 4, and he gave clerks that we won't have to come up for jury duty for another year.
Oh, that's nice.
He said, you're exempt from jury duty for a year.
I was like, yes.
That is a good, good thing.
Oh my gosh, there is light at the end of the tunnel.
So it was worth three extra hours, I guess.
Well, and there was so much news yesterday.
Oh my gosh.
I know, it's killing me.
I bet it was.
I thought about you.
I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm sure he's sitting there going, you know, I want to be in the game on this conversation.
Well, the first thing...
For today, we have named the show Project Veritas Coup.
We were talking about it yesterday.
Played all of those different videos.
I think Project Veritas is very...
They're limited on how long they're going to continue on without James O'Keefe.
I don't know how they survive.
I really do not.
God, these people...
And I've read all the complaints from the people and everything, and basically...
They say he's a jerk sometimes.
And that he spends too much money.
And he's the founder.
He spends what he wants.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, and it's just a little nitpicky thing that you would expect from a girl's locker room in the ninth grade.
You know what I mean?
He pulled my ponytail.
Exactly.
Yeah, he pulled my ponytail.
It's just the most ridiculous thing.
And of course, I said this before, when you've got 50 employees or 60 employees, why do you have a board of directors that can control you when it was your vision?
It was your invention.
It's all about what you were doing.
You're the front man.
You're the CEO. I'm just telling you, if I have 60 employees, I'm the CEO. Exactly.
Well, in this particular case, they have been incredibly successful because of James O'Keefe.
And so you've got a lot of people, the staffers are telling the board, quit or we walk.
I mean, there was a very emotional speech and videos that I played yesterday on the show when you were at jury duty.
Yeah, I watched them, I believe.
Yeah, and they were really, I mean, they were heartfelt, they were emotional.
There's no question that James O'Keefe is going to continue doing what he loves and doing what he does.
So I'm happy about that.
And it looks like he's got quite a huge army behind him as well.
Not only the current employees, but then also people that want to join because he was basically putting out a call.
Hey, I'm going to need some good people.
I'm starting.
This is what I'm going to be doing.
So let's go.
And I think that's fantastic for everyone.
I mean, get rid of the board.
They've lost like 250,000 followers since yesterday.
Isn't that wild?
I've never seen a nosedive like that.
Matter of fact, they follow me.
And every time that a Project Veritas story comes out, they always say, hey, Cat Turtle, can you please retweet this story?
And I'm like, sure.
And I don't get paid for this, but I do it for free for them.
So, man, I actually unfollowed them.
Before I did, I messaged them and said, basically, paraphrasing, I just unfollowed you.
Never ask me for another retweet and never contact me again.
Good for you, Kat.
Good for you.
They need to know.
You guys are crazy.
Right.
What's wrong with you?
I know.
It's like, I'm telling you, it's like, okay, we're on the MAGA train company and we're going to throw out Donald Trump as the CEO. It doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work at all.
It's like the elves throwing out Santa Claus.
You are absolutely right, especially after this big story that they released.
I mean, you can't help but know that there are some pretty dirty dealers in the back of that thing, behind all of that.
I wouldn't be surprised if you saw familiar names from the Lincoln Project and other organizations to that effect, a lot of rhinos coming in, because that's what they like to do.
And so you've got a lot of people that are saying, uh-uh, we're not going to be a part of this.
Start all over again.
We've got you.
Yeah.
You already know how to do it.
You can do it this time and you get a do-over on all your mistakes.
Exactly.
Maybe you hired too many people.
Maybe you were top-heavy over here.
Maybe you had a building a little bit too expensive.
Whatever.
You can fix all that the next time.
I know he's got money, surely.
Oh, certainly.
And he's learned a lot.
He knows what he would do the second time around.
That's the beauty of the whole thing.
The FBI and the government's been trying to arrest him for his, I mean, like he's Julian Assange or something.
And he went through all this, and then people that didn't even have anything, their asses on the line like him, try to overthrow and overthrow.
I have no respect for these people.
They're sorry as hell.
Nothing to do with Project Veritas.
They're dead to me.
Nothing.
Don't care about them at all.
I'll follow James O'Keefe wherever he goes.
Because he invented the stuff, man.
He started this with nothing.
Oh, he's fantastic.
And a lot of people don't realize how close he was with Andrew Breitbart.
Here's a video about what they both were experiencing at the time and what we are still fighting against today, and that is the cultural war.
And the left, the liberal media, have been able to take off with their narratives and win this up until now, especially when they kicked all of conservatives off for the last couple of years of all platforms and refused to allow us to even engage in conversations with the left.
Listen to this.
James O'Keefe would have an HBO show right now doing the types of things that he does if he was doing the things that he does against right of center entities.
If he had gone into the tabernacle choir As a gay, you know, as a straight person and then started belting out show tunes or something and embarrassed the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, that would be front page, like, can you believe that we busted these bigots?
At the Tabernacle Choir and it would be all over the place.
The reason why James, the left, who doesn't really believe in rules in the first place, tries to create rules that only people on the right have to live by.
They're allowed to selectively edit.
They're allowed to have their Borat having his own show on HBO. They're allowed to do all this stuff.
They're allowed to embarrass Republicans by pretending to be something that they're not.
And so the thing about James and me is that we both refuse to allow for the left to define us.
And it's going to take a long time for conservatives to understand that they've existed in a box that the left has put them in, and they're happy to live in that box, and we don't want to live there.
You got that right.
We're not living in that box.
Man, I hadn't heard him in a long time.
It's good to hear him.
He's one of the greats.
I mean, the pioneers, truly.
How old was he when he died?
He was young.
Oh my goodness.
He really was.
Was he even 40?
Somewhere in there.
I mean, he was very young.
Somebody Google it.
Don't chat.
I mean, he was really young.
And so it's great, though, that he had so much insight.
You know, they're living in New York.
They know exactly what the culture war we're dealing with is.
And my gosh, it hasn't stopped.
They've only ramped up their efforts.
I mean, it's just awful.
So he was at 43.
43.
I thought it was either early 40s or late 30s.
Couldn't remember.
So young.
Very, very young.
A lot of people have a lot of questions about that one as well.
Yeah, I do too.
Absolutely.
We have no one to blame about the situation we're in right now.
Putin blames war on Western countries, defends Ukraine invasion in a major speech today.
This was wild.
I mean, he is holding the West accountable for all of this, saying that he's doing this to free them, the Ukrainians, that they're being held hostage, essentially.
I mean, here we go.
We want to create conflict situations at our borders.
It's the same pattern all along in the whole 20th century.
It's to turn any form of action against Russia.
We are not waging war with We know that they are in a hostage situation.
They've been politically and militarily occupied by the Westerners and the Ukrainian industry and natural riches were plundered and it's led to social degradation.
It's really not difficult to see why military actions have to be launched.
It was all prepared.
The idea was to turn them into a war of victims And the responsibility of the Western elites, military elites, of a lot of foreigners to the Ukrainian regime.
They are not trying to support the interests of the Ukrainian people.
They are just using this as a butthead against us.
They want to take it further.
They have launched new offensives.
And the more the long-range weapons of the Westerners will be delivered to Ukraine, the more we must push back this threat on our borders. the more we must push back this threat on our Yes, that's exactly right.
Did she say butthead?
She did, but I think it means something else.
That's something you don't hear every day.
Someone that sounds exactly like Margaret Thatcher translating Russian.
Did that not sound like Margaret Thatcher?
I was like, that sounds exactly like Margaret Thatcher.
I know.
And I know it's a tough job to sit there and translate something like that live.
I mean, that's got to be just an incredible thing to do.
But as a result of all of this, Russia has suspended participation in New START nuclear treaty with the U.S., And so Russia has withdrawn from the latest Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty, New START, with a Thursday announcement.
And that was his speech.
I mean, he's talking all about it.
He's not going to be involved in it.
And you know that what the United States is the most concerned about right now is if there is an alliance between Russia and China.
That changes everything.
Yes, but as far as the weapons and everything else, we're going to be going into a huge situation.
It's not just the United States at war with Russia.
It becomes something else.
There's going to be a world war if they don't stop this shit.
Iran, too.
Of course, Biden, man, you're talking about the worst.
I mean, they don't care about the American people.
No.
I mean, you're talking about don't care.
I mean, on President's Day, you don't go visit Ohio.
You slap that whole town in the face and go to Ukraine and give Cokehead another billion.
Oh my gosh.
And that's all they're talking about right now.
The corrupt and stalled cokehead.
Weirdo.
Yes.
I mean, it's so bad.
Zelensky is so completely out of his mind.
I mean, he's the worst.
He's an actor.
It's what he is.
And we know he's an actor.
This is who they appoint.
This is people that they can't control.
Not my hero.
Oh my gosh, no.
The American press, they try to make heroes out of villains.
And you know, Fauci's not a hero.
He's the villain.
This guy's the villain.
Absolutely.
It just never ends with these people.
Well, and of course, you've got the rhinos that are sitting there doing all the bidding as well.
You've got Senator McConnell is not America first.
This is from the Gateway Pundit.
He's working with Senate leader Chuck Schumer pushing Ukraine war while ignoring the destruction of America at home.
Now, how in the world do they expect for us to build the Republican Party when it is absolutely no different than the Democrat Party?
It is one party, the Uniparty, the establishment.
I mean, what do they think?
It's going to change here.
He told them.
He went over there and told them, point blank, Mitch McConnell.
Paraphrasing, he basically told them that...
God, I can't stand that bitch just mentioning his name.
I know.
He told them, don't listen to Twitter.
Don't listen to the American people.
All that matters is that me and...
The Speaker of the House and the President, we control the three branches, and we are going to keep giving money as much as they need to Ukraine, and we don't really care.
Don't listen to people on Twitter.
Don't listen to the American citizens.
We don't care.
It doesn't matter.
We're there.
We're in charge, and we're going to pump as much money as they need.
That's what he said.
That's right.
It is absolutely right.
That's exactly it.
They're going to give them complete...
They're going to give them everything.
And with all these things that are happening here on our own soil and the way that they've treated the American people, it's appalling in so many ways.
And you've got Biden up there, who is just a disaster.
I mean, every time he opens his mouth, he just makes us look more and more weak.
Did you see the thing I posted today of talking in Poland today?
Oh, gosh.
Let's see what you have going on.
Oh, he's just so ridiculous.
Oh, this one?
Yes, I have this one.
Oh, it's ridiculous.
This guy's embarrassing.
It is embarrassing.
Absolutely.
Here we go.
He can't talk.
He can't walk or talk anymore.
Or would we look the other way?
Would we be strong?
Would we be weak?
Would we, all of our allies, would be united or divided?
Oh my gosh, please.
We will wobble and we will wobble and don't fall down.
It's so embarrassing.
You just don't even know what to do with him.
What's snong?
Are we going to be weak or are we going to be snong?
Snong?
I don't know what snong is.
When are we going to be small?
Well, and then he goes on.
I mean, okay, first off, when they get into Warsaw, Poland, somebody fell out of the plane.
Did you see that?
Oh, I mean, they fell out of the plane, too.
And it wasn't Biden, but it was somebody.
I don't know.
No, Biden falls up the stairs.
Yes, yes.
Different direction.
Here you go.
Look at this person.
I mean, boom!
They're like off...
They're on the rails of the...
That looks like it killed somebody.
It does, doesn't it?
I don't know.
I thought when they first showed it, because it was on, I guess, the Ukrainian TV or whatever, Polish TV, I thought that...
I thought it was Biden.
And I kept like...
Because you couldn't really see who it was.
I kept watching it over and over before somebody said it was somebody else.
I was like, oh my god, did the basement dummy fall again?
He did.
Well, it wasn't him.
It was somebody else.
Yeah, it wasn't him.
He'd have never recovered from that.
That would have been bad.
Oh my gosh, especially now.
This is really something.
But this person made it all the way on the edge.
I mean, you're watching this guy.
Hey, that was like a bowling ball and bowling pins going down with you.
This is the administration.
I mean, this is where we are with the whole thing, unfortunately.
As sad as it is.
Oh, Maternity, Mayor Maternity Mike's gonna go to East Palestine now, Steen.
Yeah, well, it depends on who you ask, if it's Stein or Steen.
I mean, that's up for debate, but yeah.
I'll just call it Ohio.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, here's Mayor Pete.
He's saying he's going, but there is no date.
See, that's the catch.
He hasn't actually committed to any time frame.
Here he is.
Sorry about that.
It's bad.
I mean, he's...
Go ahead.
I didn't know he was going to play that.
Okay, here you go.
The administration has come under some fire for its response.
The mayor of East Palestine has said it took nearly two weeks for the White House to contact him.
There were shouts of where's Pete Buttigieg at a town hall meeting last week.
What's your response to that?
When are you going to go to East Palestine?
Well, I am planning to go, and our folks were on the ground from the first hours.
I do want to stress that the NTSB needs to be able to do its work independently.
But when I go, the focus is going to be on action.
Look, I was mayor of my hometown for eight years.
We dealt with a lot of disasters, natural and human.
And one of the things I noticed very quickly is that there's two kinds of people who show up when you have that kind of disaster experience.
People who are there because they have a specific job to do and are there to get something done, and people who are there to look good and have their picture taken.
When I go, it will be about action on rail safety, like the actions that we are calling on Congress to help us with, that we are calling on industry to take, and that we are undertaking ourselves as a department to help make sure that these kinds of things don't happen in the future.
Isn't he just the most ridiculous person?
Just blah, blah, blah.
Don't make any sense.
The people need help.
You're not there.
And you're still blah, blah.
You got time to go on ABC, meet the press and everything else.
Why don't you have time to get there?
You literally can fly there and be there in four hours.
Yep.
Two hours.
Not even thinking about it.
This guy is not even thinking about it.
He's afraid of the response.
This is just called...
Oh, they're going to boo him and heckle his little ass.
Oh, I hope so.
Yeah, they ain't doing nothing.
There's two kinds of people.
Yeah, you're the guy that just has their picture.
You don't even go get your picture taken.
You get your picture taken over here at a trans festival.
It is ridiculous.
And you don't even mention it.
Pothole pee.
Yeah.
Everything's about his presidential ambitions.
That's all he cares about.
That's it.
But people are starting to wake up to that because what is happening over there in Ohio is ridiculous.
You must realize that this incident took place on the 3rd of this month, okay?
So the fact that here it is, February 21st, and this happened February 3rd, and no one has been over there to help these people is appalling on every single level.
This is a complete and total failure of an administration.
I've never seen anything really handled this improperly.
Here they are talking on Fox last night to the East Palestine, Ohio mayor.
Check it out.
Yeah, I think he has to prove himself to you.
And Mayor, before we let you go, you saw President Joe Biden over in Ukraine.
Did that make you feel slighted in any way?
I mean, he hasn't really...
Can he not hear me?
I got you, Trent.
He has to, you know, before we go...
I can repeat, he said, with the president being in Ukraine today, did that surprise you?
Absolutely.
That was the biggest slap in the face.
That tells you right now he doesn't care about us.
Agreed.
He can send every agency he wants to, but I found that out this morning in one of the briefings that he was in the Ukraine giving millions of dollars away to people over there and not to us, and I'm furious.
On President's Day in our country?
Yeah, President's Day in our country.
He's over in Ukraine, so that tells you what kind of guy he is.
Alright, well listen, you two hang in there.
Please let us know if we can do anything.
And I'm glad you're holding Alan Shaw's Feet to the Fire.
Hang in there, guys.
Thank you.
And Trump's going tomorrow.
Yes, he is.
I want to see that.
I wonder what time he's...
Do you know what time he's supposed to be there?
Because I'd love to watch that.
I know what time it's going to be right when we're doing the show.
Of course.
Of course.
I have absolutely no idea.
But, you know, he recognizes a lot of things about this whole...
about what happened here.
It took him having to threaten to go and then fulfilling it and saying, okay, I'm scheduling it.
I'm going to be there.
For them to do anything.
To get FEMA, to give them anything, help.
They weren't even acknowledging this.
They weren't even doing anything about it.
What was the town, I can't think of it, where the black guy ran over the white people because they were white in the Christmas parade, killed all those people?
Oh, yes.
They didn't even acknowledge that.
They didn't even mention it.
Uh-uh.
No, no.
They are very selective about what they want to talk about and what they don't.
They're not there for the American people.
They're there for political power and there are little groups that can get them that way.
I mean, they're the most disgusting maggots.
These people, man, I'm telling you, this administration, they are snakes.
Well, and that's why they're making Ukraine their playground.
You have to understand, what they're not able to do here and get away with, they plan on that being where they go and do all of their dirty dealings.
You see how the money laundering situation is working over there in the Ukraine.
Ukraine is not a part of the United States, and yet they are acting as if it is.
And it's not.
And it never will be.
But the things that are going on there, I mean, there's no accountability for the money or anything else.
So you've got all kinds of them.
I mean, what do they do?
They blame Trump.
So Pete Buttigieg sends a strongly...
Dumb butt.
Dumb butt.
Pothole Pete.
Pete Dumb Buttigieg.
He sends a strongly worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railroadway.
Blaming Trump.
Sure.
That's going to help.
There's two people that can die.
Blame Trump.
You still aren't there.
You're still not there.
He goes on another talk show.
You're still not there.
That's right.
That's exactly right.
I mean, this is what he did.
So, but a judge pens a sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway.
Okay, now remember who owns Norfolk Southern Railway.
You've got BlackRock, you've got all of the different people that we know about.
And so it was maybe worded sharply, but of course they all went and had, you know, lunch at the country club afterwards.
You didn't ride it?
No, of course not.
He couldn't write a letter.
It would be like, see Dick Run, see Jane, see Spot.
That's about as much as he could write.
That guy's an idiot.
I love the way when people are dumb like him, and the left starts spitting their, oh, he has a BA from Harvard, and a M-I-N-S-R from Oxford, and a B-Y-Q-9 from, you know...
Somewhere else from Yale.
Oh, yeah.
And he did this and this and that.
He's still dumb.
Man, he's wasted a million dollars of his rich parents' money and he's still dumb.
Imagine that.
Oh, yeah.
With all that college and you get out and you're dumb as a rock.
Well, and he's still being rewarded heavily here.
I mean, this is the same kind of guy that basically will say, when you say, see, you know, Jane Runn, well...
Well, Jane identifies as he-him.
I mean, that, and they think they're being smart by saying something like that.
It's ridiculous, the kind of things that they're trying to push here.
But it's all to continue to divide us.
And this administration has completely suffered because of their diversity hires.
But not only that, as a result, we the American people are suffering because there has been no help that has landed there to help them in any way.
You've got people like Benny Johnson that are doing their part Yeah, that was awesome.
Wasn't that beautiful?
That was an awesome video.
Did you see that video?
I certainly did.
I dropped it in chat yesterday and it's a little long, but I put it in there and I read the article for everyone because it was so touching.
It used as monetization money to hand it to all the residents that were right there in the path of this whole thing.
I get, I got called for jury duty and they, you can't have phones and then they can turn them off.
So we were in there for hours and hours and it was lunchtime.
And so I was like, okay, I get lunch.
I'm gonna run out here and check out what's going on and tweet a few times.
And so I read and I was like, James, the keys out of CEO, Biden makes the price of this.
I'm like, Oh my God, it's one thing after another.
I wouldn't.
I know.
I was thinking of you.
I was like, I bet he is having the hardest time.
If he's even looking at the news right now, he's seeing what all is going on.
Because guess what, Kat?
They are still dumb.
They are still dumb.
They will continue to be dumb.
And another thing.
Dumb.
You're dumb.
Same thing.
Same thing.
I love Jackie.
I swear, that is a classic on this show.
It really is.
I forgot about them giving the...
46,000-whatever hours of stuff to Tucker Carlson for the January 6th.
We went over that too, isn't that?
I know.
That was another big one.
It was huge.
And I'm glad he didn't.
And I said he wasn't going to do it, so I was wrong about that.
I admit when I'm wrong, unlike liberals.
I didn't think he'd do it.
I really didn't.
I still don't trust him.
Which one?
I still don't trust him.
McCarthy.
I don't trust him.
Oh, of course not.
Oh, of course not.
I'm not interested in McCarthy.
I don't think he had any choice.
I mean, one thing that we talk about here a lot is the power of the people and about how this regime hates being shamed.
Well, that is a hat tip to all of you because when McCarthy was...
Basically saying that he, you know, didn't see anything, you know, that we even needed to review January 6th or any of those videos.
When he started all of that, the pushback on social media was so big.
You have to push back.
You have to say something.
Use your voices now that you have them.
I love when somebody tweets at me and says, hey, you've got to be patient.
You've got to be patient with McCarthy, man.
In the end, he'll do the right thing.
No!
You put pressure on him.
That's what gets it done.
We say there's no way he's going to do it.
He's a rhino.
He's never going to release it.
This.
And then when it really comes out and comes out, and then he releases it.
That's it.
It's so true.
And so I was just thrilled to see it.
But he had to do it.
I'm not giving him credit for it.
I'm giving everybody else credit for it.
It's not him.
It's all you people that put the pressure on.
That's right.
Pat yourself on the back.
You did it.
I mean, that's the difference here.
They would have not done anything if they wouldn't have had the kind of pushback that we're getting.
So I'm glad, and I'm glad it was delivered to Tucker.
A lot of people are on the fence.
Oh, he's going to cut out all this.
He's got the biggest audience.
Man.
I mean, the biggest audience.
Yeah, he's going to let it go.
It needs to be released to the American people.
It just needs to be released.
And let citizen journalists and all of us, and we've got some really smart people on our side.
You know, this is not what I do.
I don't dig through hours and hours and hours of...
Because I know a lot of people a lot of times say, hey, will you comment on the whatever bill, the 2,000-page bill?
You think I'm going to read that thing line by line?
I wouldn't even know what the hell it said anyway.
I'm not a lawyer.
And so there's plenty of people on Twitter that they actually live for stuff like that.
They go line for line on a subpoena, line for line on a bill, and that's what they're good at.
And once you learn all these people on social media, okay, if you want to laugh, you can go here.
If you want to know about what's going on here, you can go here.
If you want technical and lawyer news, you can go here.
Well, they're freaking out because here's the thing.
January 6th was nothing but a show trial to try to convince people that there was a real insurrection, which there was not.
The only real insurrection that people saw was from the FBI and others in the government that were there, the Capitol Police and others that were pushing this thing and making sure that they had what looked to be an insurrection.
But there are already some leaks on some of these videos And that is what's scaring them the most because all that time they spent up there trying to sell this narrative, it's being disproven.
Look at this, for example.
January 6th, a guy is wearing an earpiece and physically forcing people in.
Yeah, look at that, wearing an earpiece.
Wearing an earpiece.
Doesn't look natural.
I mean, does that look...
Why is he wearing a weird scarf?
I mean, dudes don't wear scarves a lot.
I'm just going to tell you, MAGA support.
Yeah, I'm going to get my MAGA hat and my MAGA sweatshirt.
No, I want that nice cardigan.
Exactly.
You know, white and green stripe.
All you need to see.
Brand new, off the shelf.
That's not a MAGA supporter, man.
Maybe if it was camouflage, I'd give him a break.
Well, and here he is.
I mean, they have a close-up of somebody talking in his ear, and he is pushing people in.
Absolutely.
And that lady was going, why are you pushing this in?
I wasn't coming in.
You pulled me in.
Exactly.
Why are you forcing people in?
Why are you physically pulling people in?
Well, we know the reason for all of this.
Because that's what they wanted it to look like.
Because they don't want President Trump to have a chance in the next election.
They're doing everything that they possibly can to make sure that he will not run for president.
And it's because he would win.
And they know that.
This they know.
So we've got a long road ahead of us.
I mean, they're going to just continue to try to nickel and dime him every minute with claims of, oh, you know, he was hitting on me or the Me Too movement or this or that.
They've tried it all.
We're so over it.
The American people, I think, with all of their tactics are pretty much, you know, we're desensitized from all of it, which is bad for people that do need help, that are victims of sexual misconduct or have, you know, had a problem with talking like Biden in all of his deals with China and all All of these things.
If this was President Trump, it would have been over in a minute.
They don't even want to look in the direction of Biden.
Nothing.
You saw what they did with the laptop, and now all of a sudden it's come to the surface of how they've been gaslighting the American people, and they're about to get called on the carpet.
And that's why these tapes are so dangerous.
And by the way, Tucker did say last night on his show, That he was going to be releasing a bunch of stuff next week.
So next week he said he's going to spend the week releasing a bunch of this stuff that they find.
They got people going through it.
Well, I mean, this is the thing, is that it needs to be done just like the Twitter files need to be done.
We have got to get to the bottom of all of this.
And the January 6th prisoners, they need to be released.
It's over, especially with what they have.
They know what they have in those videos.
To walk around inside the ropes in there, waving a flag, two years in solid carry confinement is enough.
Oh my gosh.
My God.
Can you put yourself in that position, especially after seeing this video, where people are being pushed in, where all they are doing is exercising their right to protest?
You've got this guy, this clown over here, Biden, who has got more issues with the Hunter Biden's laptop.
You all know that they have been gaslighting you.
They've been lying to you about everything.
They've been covering everything up.
For years and years.
Imagine that.
Now all of a sudden, what's going to happen to the January 6th panel that knew about this additional footage and didn't purposely, on purpose, release it?
That's what I want to know.
You're not going to believe this.
What you got?
So you remember how Biden lies about everything.
You know when he's in Puerto Rican, he said, I don't know if y'all know this or not, but I was raised by Puerto Ricans.
Remember that?
Right.
Remember that?
So he was over...
So, he was over in Poland today, and again, I'm paraphrasing, because I just saw it once, and it was a few hours ago, but he says, I always wanted to add a ski to my name, so my name would be Bodinski.
And you don't know this, but I was raised around Polish people.
He said it again, but he said Polish this time.
Isn't that embarrassing?
I mean, are you kidding?
I've got the video right here.
I'll play it for you.
It's crazy.
The connection between Polish and American people is extremely strong and deep.
I was kidding with the president.
I was, as a young man, I was born in a Coal Town of Scranton, Pennsylvania, northeastern Pennsylvania, in an Irish Catholic neighborhood.
Then when Coal died, we moved down to Delaware, to a town called Claymont, Delaware, which was a working-class town.
But everybody in town was either Polish or Italian.
I grew up feeling self-conscious.
My name didn't end in an S-K-I or an O. But all kidding aside, the connection between, I was telling the president, the pride, the overwhelming, demonstrable pride that the Polish Americans feel about Poland and the role you're playing now.
We were talking about it.
It's extreme.
It is.
It is.
You would be, if you haven't seen it, you should come and see it.
Oh, my God.
Gosh, that's what he's doing.
Shut up, you mumbling idiot.
Yeah, the pride.
He said, I'm not kidding.
There it is.
There's the tail.
He's going to lie.
I'm not joking.
I'm not lying.
That's a lie.
Yeah, and you don't know the Polish people, but you don't even know a Polish American, not one, believe me.
In your mansion, in the civil service, in all your crackhead garbage family, and all your little connections where you're corrupting and taking money and bribes and money laundering.
Believe me, you don't know no working class American Polish people.
Well, I mean, this is the whole thing.
This is what I go back to all the time is that everything that they accused President Trump of, including sexual misconduct from like a complete freak.
This woman is so bizarre.
I've got a video of her too.
She's just insane.
But is what Biden has done.
I mean, and there is proof of it, but you've got a media that will not report on anything at all.
I mean, the most unbelievable thing happened in our last election to get this clown, and we have been paying for it ever since.
These people are dangerous.
They need to be held accountable.
I mean...
When he was like a meeting over there and Zelensky was on one side and his wife was on the other, so he shook Zelensky's hand in about two seconds.
And then he shook her hand, of course, held on to it, wouldn't let it go, wouldn't let it go until she pulled it away from him.
He just can't do it.
If there's any good-looking girl around of any age, I don't care if they're 13, 14, 15, 16 either, or if there's just any girl females around, they don't have to be good-looking or anything.
But if this is like Zelensky's wife or something that's pretty good-looking, oh man, he's on them like...
He shakes her hand.
He won't let go of their hand.
He gets in their face.
And then, oh, Lord, don't get a nine- or ten-year-old.
Hey, little girl!
I bet we're going to be rocking it.
He does.
He says the creepiest stuff.
Who says that to somebody's strange kid?
Can you imagine going up to a kid that's like 12 and going, oh, hey, sweetie.
Like in a grocery store.
Oh, you're going to be hot.
You're going to be hot when you get 18.
You're going to be bad.
You're going to have all the boys.
He's so creepy.
But you want to see what they throw their attention behind?
And everybody can see what a pedophile he is.
He is a sniffing creep.
He's horrible.
He's gross.
He's disgusting.
But then the people that come out that accuse President Trump, this is E. Jean Carroll in 2019.
This woman is insane.
And they give her credit.
Listen to what she says.
Victim.
You don't feel like a victim.
I was not thrown on the ground and ravished.
The word rape carries so many sexual connotations.
This was not sexual.
It hurt.
I think most people think of rape as a violent assault.
I think most people think of rape as being sexy.
Let's take a short break.
Think of the fantasies.
We'll take a short break.
If you can stick around, we'll talk more on the other side.
She's fascinating to talk to.
Yeah.
She's a nut.
She is absolutely Froot Loops.
Fruity Loops.
She's Froot Loops and Frosted Flakes.
Cheerios.
This is what I'm talking about.
This woman is looped.
She's nuts.
She's all for rocker.
And they are trying so hard to make her credible.
Have you seen Trump's wives and ex-wives and his current wife?
I don't think he's going to be messing with you.
You're not his tight, weirdo.
Can you imagine?
I mean, this is what I'm saying.
We've got a whole entire war chest if we had a press that was worth their weight in salt right here that could go after this man.
But what are they doing?
Most people think rape is sexy, she said.
Oh, gosh.
And then she goes...
Most people think rape is sexy.
He goes, we're going to a break right now.
And then did you hear what she says?
I find you fascinating to talk to.
Yeah, she's hitting on me.
And he's gay.
And he's gay.
He's not into you.
She's going on there as a victim.
She says rape is sexy, and then she hits on the gay host.
We're going to use this in court at the upcoming trial.
They would use that in court.
That's all you've got to play.
And you know what else?
He has also subpoenaed Anderson Cooper to show up as well about this particular clip, about that interview.
Absolutely.
Rape is sexy?
Yes, and Tom Lee.
Don Lemon just got fired for a while.
Isn't that something?
He's got to go to sensitivity training and learn that.
You don't talk about women like that.
You don't ask their age.
You damn sure don't tell them they peaked at 28.
Sorry, but oh my gosh.
He's like, yeah, you know, you know, just Google it, you know, women peak it, you know, like 20 or 30.
It's like, oh my God, did you just say that?
Oh my God.
Then women got so mad.
She was like, what do you mean?
Like peaked or past your prime of birth giving?
What are you talking about?
Oh, wow.
I mean, this is so bad.
It is so, but that's what I'm saying.
I mean, we've got a war chest.
I mean, think about what he did to Tara Reid.
That was horrible.
She was an intern, and this creep did all of that stuff to her.
Did you hear anything from the liberal left media?
No.
The liberal media was completely silent.
That's what I'm talking about.
You've got Hunter Biden's laptop that's got a trove of information there on it.
They made sure that they covered it up before an election.
And when you ask people now if that would have had any kind of effect on them voting for Biden, absolutely it would have.
It was election interference.
They made sure they shut down accounts.
People weren't allowed to talk about it.
The New York Post, all of this stuff.
They were all complicit in all of this.
Absolutely they were.
So now we've got formal training, sensitivity training, right?
God.
They're going to send him to camp and make him talk about old women.
I mean, really?
It's the same way.
Remember Jimmy Kimmel?
They quit because of all the blackface they found out he was doing.
So he went to blackface rehab for summer and came back all rehabbed.
Oh my gosh.
You're going to blackface rehab.
We're going to put you back on there.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, well, you know, this is what they want to do with all of us.
Okay, they've already started collecting lists.
They were using social media as a tool so they could follow us and so they could decide what category we actually fit in.
That's what social media's prime responsibility was, was to deliver all this information to the government.
This is exactly what was happening.
And if anybody isn't appalled over that, I don't care if you're on the left or the right, you should be.
You should wake up to this.
And so it's really interesting to see this happen, because this is what they wanted to do with all of us.
They wanted to re-educate us.
You remember AOC talking about all of that?
Re-educating the MAGA Republicans, conservatives, you know, what happened?
Yeah, for being right about everything.
Exactly.
Yeah.
They don't think twice about putting us on all these lists and having us go through one of these classes.
It's ridiculous.
But poor Don Lamont.
I'm sure he's learned his lesson.
I'm sure he belongs on The View.
That's where he belongs to me.
He does.
In my mind, he'd be perfect there.
With the rest of the dumb chicks.
He's a dumb chick, too.
He needs to go there.
He would be in great shape and in great company, Noah.
I mean, the guy is just horrible.
And then you've got Meghan Markle and all of them.
They're all upset over the latest South Park.
South Park?
I didn't see the scene.
Do you have it?
I do have it.
It's probably nasty, isn't it?
It really wasn't that bad.
Oh, it wasn't?
No, I don't think so.
I mean, I played it on the Saturday show because it was pretty good.
Let me see if I can find it in here for you.
But they are pitching a...
I mean, they are so upset.
She's acting like she's never going to recover from the whole thing.
And it's fun almost to watch.
I mean, they're talking about lawyers.
They're talking about all this stuff.
Let me see what I can find on it.
Gosh, the news cycle goes so fast and I've been trying to clean out.
But anyway, they're crying big time.
I saw a South Park clip today of Carmen.
He wanted to use the girls' bathroom and see what they did in there, so he put a bow in his head, said he was transgender, put a big bow in his head, went in there and said, you can't come in here.
He said, yes, I can get out of the way.
I gotta take a shit.
I'm transgender.
I mean, I have been laughing so hard about what they've been doing, and they're so upset over it because it's really true.
I mean, they portrayed them just right.
We don't want any attention.
And then what do they do?
They're the biggest attention freaks ever.
It's embarrassing.
She craves it.
Oh, yes.
And you've still not done anything.
You have no talent.
You married somebody.
That's it.
You married a rich prince, and that's it.
That's it.
It ends and stops there.
You didn't do anything else.
No.
She's really in bad shape.
The Netflix throws $100 million at them for nothing, and everything that they do are involved in.
It's a big flop.
Yep.
Here it is.
Meghan Markle upset and overwhelmed after being ruthlessly destroyed on new episode of South Park.
It's so good.
All right, I'm gonna play it because it's fun.
We'll enjoy it.
Yeah, I gotta see it.
You'll love it.
You will love it.
Here we go.
Toronto, it's good morning, Canada.
It has been several months now since our beloved queen has died.
All Canadians are finding it hard to go on.
All Canadians, that is, except for our first guest, the prince and his wife.
We want privacy!
We want privacy!
Thanks for having us on the show.
It's so awesome to be here, it's great.
So, let me start with you, sir.
You've lived a life with the royal family, you've had everything handed to you, but you say your life has been hard, and now you've written all about it in your new book, Wah.
Yes, that's right, friend.
You take my wife and I off totally like you should write a book because your family's like stupid and then sort of like journalists.
So you hate journalists.
That's right.
And now you wrote a book that reports on the lives of the royal family.
Right.
So you're a journalist.
We just want to be normal people.
All this attention is so hard.
Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife has her own TV show and hangs out with celebrities and does fashion magazines?
What are you suggesting?
Well, I just think some people might say that your Instagram-loving bitch wife actually doesn't want her privacy.
How dare you, sir!
My Instagram-loving bitch wife has always wanted her privacy!
And you know what else?
To hell with Canada!
We are leaving!
We'll go find some quiet place where we can be normal people!
Come on, wife!
We want privacy!
We want privacy!
So they are all upset over this, you know, and understandably so, because this is who they are.
They're so on the money with it.
It's so true.
Let's see if they did something like that about me.
I would just laugh about it.
It's a badge of honor to get completely annihilated by South Park.
Come on.
I mean, really?
It's funny.
They annihilate everybody.
Well, exactly.
And if they were to laugh about it and say, oh my gosh, that's really funny, you know, or not even comment at all, but the fact that she is so upset and overwhelmed, that's just part of what she does.
I mean, she's such a drama queen and she's so unlikable.
I don't know what it is.
This most unattractive, unlikable.
You know, some people, there's some people that are like, when you meet them first and they're like really attractive and then they, after about getting to know them a week, you're like, this person...
It's really unattractive.
And there's some people that are unattractive when you first meet them, and after they've got this great personality, and after a while you're like, this person's really attractive to me.
And she's the one that's the opposite.
She's the one that's just like...
Oh no.
After listening to her talk for like a day, you're like...
Either way.
Wherever you're at, go to the other side of the planet.
I don't have to listen to you.
It is so true.
Can you imagine how she digs in his ass 24-7 and never shuts the hell up in his ear?
Constant.
Constant.
And it's all complaining all day from the time she gets up and time to go to bed.
I guarantee it.
It's bitching and moaning and groaning and crying and whining.
All day.
I know.
And here it is.
They want their privacy, and yet they are the least private people.
They are out there looking for a book deal, a Netflix deal.
She wants to get back in movies.
She wants to run for president of the United States.
That's the rumor.
Every late night show.
Oh my gosh.
Every late night show.
It's really wild.
But I did see this one piece, Bill Maher, about the anti-vaxxer on your page.
Yeah, that was good.
I wanted to play this one.
Yeah, that was good.
I watched that.
It's really true about the liberal left.
And they don't want to have any accountability for it.
But they sold this, just like they've sold everything else.
As I saw in the paper today, kind of a big story, I think.
I wonder how much it's going to get covered in the liberal media.
Because it's about how natural immunity...
They did a giant study, 65 countries, or maybe something like 65 countries, many, many different studies.
They looked at them all.
Natural immunity, as good or better than the vaccine.
Something I've been saying since the beginning, and I get called an anti-vaxxer.
That's not an anti-vaxxer.
This is the kind of thing, you know, my problem with the media from both sides is not that you guys lie.
It's that you tell me your side of the story that you want me to know.
You don't tell me the whole story.
I'd be curious as to how much play this story gets, because I remember reading that they did a study of Republicans versus Democrats.
The question was, what percentage, this is like a year and a half ago, what percentage of people who get COVID Require hospitalization.
The answer is less than 1%.
Almost half of Democrats thought it was over 50%.
They listen to your network.
Where do they get that kind of information?
That's bad information they have in their head and it's from one side.
That's exactly right.
This is how they gaslight all of us.
I mean, this is what they do.
There's still some people freaking out over this stuff, wearing five masks outside, and they've just turned some of these crazy people into germaphobes, man.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Come to LA and you'll see that everywhere.
You've got people that will not even get into an elevator if you're not wearing a mask.
They will not ride with you, which is fine with me because that just tells me that they have the jab and that they're spike proteins and so great.
I would not ride this elevator if you're not in a mask.
That works.
You say, well, I guess farting's out of the question then.
Oh my gosh.
But remember when all of this happened, Bill Maher, he was sad to miss his first show ever after testing positive for coronavirus.
I mean, his streak was going since 1993 and he had never missed a politically incorrect or real-time episode.
But then all of a sudden when COVID entered the picture, right, all of a sudden...
Everybody, you weren't allowed to work.
You weren't allowed to go into work.
My dad gave me a note and said, put this in your glove box.
You're exempted.
And if they have any problems with that, just have them call this number.
And I'll be happy to talk to them.
But that's what happened.
He pushed the vax at first, and then he got a couple of vaxes.
Then he got COVID. Right.
After that, I mean, at least he woke up.
Any common sense person, when they tell you it's 96% effective, and you go get these two jabs, you don't know what's in it.
And then you catch COVID, you know, a month from then, then a common sense person would say, this don't work.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the thing.
What does it do?
Nobody's explained to me, okay, they've been admitted now.
It doesn't stop you getting it.
It doesn't stop you from spreading it.
Now there's more people dying of it.
More people hospitalized with the vaccine.
What good is it?
Every day.
It's worthless.
Every single day we have got people that are having a reaction or dying because of this vax.
Not because of coronavirus, but because of this vaccination.
They get like Bell's palsy and their face droops down and they're Absolutely.
I mean, there's all kinds of things.
I mean, here, Novavax, COVID-19 vaccine associated with heart inflammation, the whole thing.
When you start looking at us as a society, what happened with COVID? We're going to have a long time before we ever recover from something like this.
Kids' education.
I mean, kids have missed years of school.
They're so far behind.
It's going to take forever for them to catch up.
Athletes that were unable to compete.
You know the stories of them.
And now all of a sudden, on the playing field, they're dropping like flies.
This is a major, major issue.
You've got the Florida Surgeon General who's issued new warning on the mRNA COVID vaccines after finding that 1,700% increase of VAERS reports in Florida alone.
I'm really proud of the work that DeSantis is doing over there.
He's going up against all of these people.
You got weird, weird stories in the news now.
This lady put her on private now, but she tweeted this morning.
Let me see.
I can sometimes pull it up for a second.
Let me see if I can.
Hold on.
She tweeted this morning.
She put the comments off, but so many people were quote-tweeting her, because you can still quote-tweet them, that she put her thing on private.
But it basically said, God, where is that?
I just had it.
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, after three years, five shots, still masking, I get this, and I am so heartbroken, and it shows a positive, you know, little thing.
So after five shots, still masking, all this stuff, and she's got this, she's sick as hell with COVID, and she just can't believe it.
She said, still masking.
And then she goes on and on about, oh, I'll do everything.
I'm still social distancing.
I'm not hanging out with anybody.
Five shots.
Still masking everywhere I go, indoors and outdoor.
And I still get COVID. I can't understand it.
It's real easy.
The vaccine doesn't work.
Take the sixth one.
If five don't do it, six will surely do it, lady.
Oh, my gosh.
In four days, you're going to be fine, you're going to be healthy, and you're going to have natural immunity.
And you took all them five shots for nothing.
Oh my gosh.
And that's the thing.
You're only building your immune system up higher.
I've had COVID twice.
Then I had the flu.
Then I had a cold.
I mean, you know, I'm around people.
I've been visiting people in the hospital and everything else.
So I'm subjected to germs.
And you know how I am about that.
Speaking of germaphobes.
I'm just like, oh no.
She goes to the hospital and she's like them scenes where somebody's like, why me?
Scrubbing the skin off in the shower in a fetal position.
You can burn all of these clothes.
I'm finished with them.
Oh, yes.
I'm definitely very conscious of that.
But that's the thing.
My natural immunity took care of it.
I never took the jab.
I never trusted the jab.
They weren't giving me enough information about it.
If it worked, I'd take it, but it doesn't.
It doesn't.
It absolutely does.
I want to take some that doesn't work.
Exactly.
It's pretty simple.
Doesn't work, not taking it.
It's so true.
Well, I'm just happy to see that President Trump is out there.
And that's pretty much how we'll end today's show.
But in the wake of Biden gaffs, President Trump, he is calling for a full and complete mental competency test for presidential candidates.
And rightfully so.
It shouldn't just end there.
It shouldn't just end there.
It should go into the Senate.
Look at Fetterman.
Look at some of these others that are...
Dianne Feinstein.
She has all sorts.
Did we not have any representatives in our country, State Department, whatever, that can go to these other countries, that can actually talk, that can complete a sentence without stumbling and mumming and embarrassing the shit out of us?
Is there nobody up there that can go meet with Poland and that can complete a damn sentence and not sit up there and just mumble through the whole thing?
It's just...
It's so bad.
I can't believe they keep letting this idiot talk.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, it is absolutely ridiculous.
And it's frightening that he's at the helm of this war.
I mean, you want to talk about adding insult to injury.
When you start looking around, you go, okay, so this is the guy that's going to be calling the shots?
When he's sending missiles, $400,000 missiles, at balloons that belong to kids?
I mean...
I mean, how comfortable are you with this?
I know I'm not.
Absolutely not even close.
I saw a meme today at the Goodyear Blimp and there's a big old sign on the side that said, don't shoot!
That's so true!
It's so, so true!
Everybody's balloons are in danger as a result of this clown.
And Millie?
I mean, how do you feel about Millie?
Old Millie Nillie up there, right?
He cares all about diversity and he's going to be at the helm?
I don't think so.
It's frightening.
All right, so I want to thank a few people.
If I missed you, I promise I will make it up to you tomorrow.
But Viking C, Shiloh Scott, Just Me and the Dog, C78, Hedda Broccoli, that was from yesterday, Patriot Lioness 2, who also does a great job of shouting out the show.
Thank you so much for all you do.
Titty Puzzy, thank you.
Titty is also on there.
I know these names are fun.
And then we have PatriotMom1976.
Thank you all so much.
And if we do miss you, because the chat goes so fast, it's hard to catch up with it, I will definitely give you a shout-out tomorrow.
Anything else you'd like to add there, Kat?
That's it.
Glad to be back.
Glad to have you back.
My gosh, it's not the same without you.
I think I'm the one that suffers the most.
I'm like, where's the cat?
Now I have to explain in code where he is, because otherwise they're all going to come find you.
Yeah.
My cryptic messages.
Anyway.
You know, I didn't know.
I could have been picked on something and been sitting in front of a jury for two weeks.
And a trial, I mean, for two weeks, so...
You know, the funny thing is...
I was glad I didn't get picked, I'm going to be honest with you, so that's just as honest as I can be.
I was on reserve going, oh my gosh, this could go on for weeks.
Jury duty, you never know what you're going to get.
Yeah, you don't know.
I mean, it could be any case, you know.
You don't know what it's going to be, each case.
It could be two neighbors disputing over a property line.
It could be Somebody steals a bicycle or it could be Jeffrey Dahmer.
I know.
Oh my gosh.
It can be anything.
Oh, I'm just glad that you weren't picked for selfish reasons.
But you know what?
Then again, when you start thinking about it, a jury would be honored and glad to have you because you truly do understand the Constitution and how these things go.
And I know you would make some really good decisions up there as well.
So they would have been very lucky to have you.
Me, not so much.
But them, absolutely.
I'm lucky for them not to have me this week so I can be here and I can live my life.
Well, I did it.
You know, I would have been, you know, I did my best.
I know.
I failed this city.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, you know what?
You would have been on those hard benches, too, and I wouldn't wish that on anybody for that amount of time.
Yeah.
No.
All right, everyone.
Well, be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye.
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