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Neocon Nikki announces 2024 run - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 2/14/2023 - Ep. 266
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening?
Hey, just another day in clown world.
You're living it.
We're living the dream, aren't we?
Oh my gosh.
Lord.
Wow.
Non-stop.
Absolute chaos.
It just goes on and on and on, the ridiculousness of it.
I mean, really.
It really is.
Well, happy Valentine's Day, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That.
That day.
I see that you put a beautiful picture up there.
Yeah.
I sure did.
Of our first lady.
You know, the people that are in love and deep tongue kisses.
That's the day of it.
Oh my gosh, as if I did not need to be grossed out.
Yeah, it's the day for old Jill to stick her tongue down Camilla's husband's mouth.
Oh, Lordy.
It is so gross.
I've got some pictures here, but I promise you, you will be able to cleanse your eyes afterwards.
You know, of course, you've got the press secretary, too.
I mean, this was crazy with, oh gosh, I forget this one's name, Levin.
They're over there, right?
I mean, it's Valentine's Day, right?
Shouldn't we all just celebrate?
Oh, yeah.
Gross.
The day I've sucked at my whole life.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I'm going to break it up a little bit because Mr.
Handsome is in his Valentine-y day tie.
Lordy mercy.
I promised I would make it up to you.
I wish I had the life of that damn dog.
Walk around in your purse all day.
Go to the spa.
New clothes.
He's my little Valentine and he has just been so precious.
He just means the world to me, but I do have a little quick story that I'm gonna let you know about.
All right, so I take him to this park and normally Handsome doesn't really know that he's a dog.
He really doesn't.
He doesn't identify as dog.
He thinks he is a baby and he will always be, but he fell in love.
He absolutely fell in love, stopped in his tracks with this poodle with pearls.
I kid you not.
I can promise you where I live, dogs don't look like they do in a Hollywood park.
So he did.
He saw this beauty and stopped in his tracks and would not budge.
A standard poodle, black poodle with white pearls on, and it was over.
So, yes, that's my Valentine story.
She didn't give him the time of day, wouldn't even look in our direction, and he just was totally and completely in love.
So...
Anyway, that's going to take time to kindle that relationship.
Just wanted to let you know what was going on there.
I know you were all curious.
You're going to have some puppy turds now.
I don't know how they're going to end up, considering you've got all of these things going on.
But my goodness gracious.
I mean, the world, what is happening here?
We've got three train derailments in just one week.
East Palestine, Ohio, South Carolina, Texas.
This comes amid reports of pipeline leaks, chicken facilities on fire, and multiple UFO sightings.
And this tweet is by Kyle Becker.
Truly, what is going on?
Are we under attack?
We were under attack by our own government.
That's what it is.
Yep.
If you think all these, I mean, you know how many hundreds of food processing plants have either went up in flame or something happened or a plane hit it?
Like two food processing plants in America in a year get hit by a plane?
A single engine plane?
Give me a break.
Mm-mm.
We all know what's going on.
And then they try to take the eggs, and then they lied about all the chickens dying.
And now, you know, that's been like eight months, and you still don't have no chickens that can lay some eggs?
Any idea how many chickens make other chickens and how soon they can lay eggs?
It's not long.
It's not.
It's not.
And then the fact that you had complete and total silence from the government.
They wouldn't even address it.
They wouldn't even talk about it.
Buttigieg was sitting there talking about white folks in construction.
I mean, what's up with that?
Mm-hmm.
He's horrible.
He is so bad.
Let him fix.
Let him go there.
And just like he says, you just need to go to the local.
Of course, everything's about school to these people.
The people in school are the only ones that can do anything and only succeed in life.
So he said they need to go to the local junior college, you know, and put a hard hat on everybody and say, here.
Here's the blueprints to build a bridge over the Ohio River.
I know.
Buttigiegs want y'all to do it here.
We'll be diverse, but go ahead and start building that bridge over the Ohio River.
Here's some equipment.
Here's some cranes, here's some backhoes, track hoes.
Get going!
It's so ludicrous.
It is.
It's absolutely so crazy.
And this guy, I mean, they're asking for him to resign, but he's way too proud for something like that.
No way.
He's going to let everybody think he's got it under control.
What a joke.
He's the most worthless person I've ever seen in my life.
He's literally useless.
Oh my gosh, and the amount of damage cannot even be calculated at this point.
The train that derailed in Ohio carried more toxic chemicals than initially reported.
My question is, isn't there a limit on how many chemicals?
I mean, you know with all of our red tape, how are they able to carry all of that and get away with it?
Then light it on fire!
Let me tell you something.
People that have never dealt with the railroads, there's only like four companies that own all the railroads in the United States.
And you're talking about mobsters.
You're talking about these people, they have a right-of-way to that railroad.
And if you want to go out, I did a lot of fiber optics jobs at West, Wyoming.
I mean, I've been all over the country.
And if you want to do something over that railroad, you have to get...
Permission from them, and they can shut your lights out.
You can be doing a 200-mile, $20 million run, and they'll hold you up at that railroad going 20 feet over that sucker, over a bridge that goes over the railroad tracks.
And they'll hold you up, and they don't give a damn.
They're the most vicious, hardest people to deal with you could imagine.
And then you have to get a flagger, and they have to schedule a flagger.
Eh, ain't got one available for three months.
We don't care if you're losing millions of dollars.
Right.
You know, I mean, it is, I'm telling you, they are vicious.
So, I don't feel sorry for them at all.
You see, the people that own all this stuff now is BlackRock and everybody else.
Right.
So, I mean, they bought up everything else.
And they're trying to push us under the rug.
They absolutely are.
And here you go.
You've got Biden, who is taking our strategic oil reserve to the lowest level since 1983, amid all of this stuff going on.
His plan for keeping down prices won't last forever.
Told you.
Yes, you were talking about all of this.
You've got to run out.
There's a tank.
It's your gas tank.
And it was on full, now it's on three quarters, now it's on a quarter.
What are you going to do when it gets down to empty?
You're empty.
Your trick's over.
It's bad.
And as a result, you've got inflation up 6.4%, higher than expected, household budget stress strained and broken.
It's all by design.
I mean, they're sending all this money over to Ukraine?
Are you kidding?
It's these bunch of yin-yangs, these egghead, ridiculous people they got in this administration, these serial liar, just college egghead weirdos.
That's all they are.
They are.
They really are.
I mean, this was predicted, though.
I mean, we've been predicting it.
We knew it was going to happen.
We knew exactly.
I told you it was going to be a rough year.
Now they're up there shooting, you know.
People are like, hey, I'm going to have a party.
We're going to see the gender of my baby.
And it was like, let's let up the balloon.
And then little Johnny's going to shoot it with a BB gun when it goes up in the air.
And we're going to all clap.
Little Johnny's about to shoot it, you know, and here comes an M20. Oh, God.
Oh, my gosh.
It is so true.
It is so true.
Well, here's a little bit of breaking news for us.
Let me get this going.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay.
So here you go.
Video shows Norfolk Southern train with axles on fire miles before derailment.
Evidence suggests at least 40 minutes before derailment.
So something was going on before all of this.
This vinyl chloride exposure is associated with an increased risk of a rare form of liver cancer, as well as primary liver cancer, brain and lung cancers, lymphoma and leukemia.
But apparently, it looks like...
So if I drink myself to death, I can just say, it was that damn Ohio.
Exactly.
My liver smell.
Exactly.
Unfortunately, you will have that excuse.
Call Aaron Brockovich.
Call Aaron Brockovich.
My liver's gone.
It's because of that place.
2,000 miles away.
Exactly.
The wind's blue in your direction and there you have it.
Oh my gosh.
Screwed my liver all hell.
But the crazy thing is, is that here it is.
You have it on fire.
So what caused that to happen?
That's the big question.
So here's the video and they're showing it.
Norfolk Southern train passing by and then you've got a hotbox detector designed.
on the axles right and the tracks that should have alerted crew this would have required the crew to immediately stop the train it is unclear if there was such an alert from that box so they're trying to figure this stuff out right now and this is what's happening I mean those little black boxes where they detect stuff is it's good to see so here's the video here's the train in the back there's the fire see it Yep.
It's like the brakes were on one truck thing or something.
Yes, it looks like that, doesn't it?
Little kid a mile away.
Yeah.
Hey, Billy, watch me.
I'm gonna flatten a penny on the track.
Oh my gosh.
You ever do that and use a kid?
No, I didn't live by railroad tracks.
Man, when I was growing up in North Georgia, I mean, my place was right by a railroad track.
Oh my gosh.
I've walked so many miles on railroad tracks.
Wow.
You kind of cut through the mountains, you know, and if we wanted to go camping and stuff, you just take the railroad tracks.
It was like the movie Stand By Me.
I'm not kidding, exactly.
Well, that's a great childhood.
I mean, look at the childhoods now.
They're not very good.
We weren't going to try to find a body, though.
You know, that was the only difference.
Yeah, but see, that's a great childhood.
You've got people now that don't even speak to each other.
They're in the same room trying to get together, and they're all on their phone.
I'm telling you.
You're going to get them in and sit them down at a family reunion and there's eight kids there and they're all sitting there and haven't seen each other in a year.
And they're all talking to whoever else.
Exactly.
But if them same people, if them same seven people were not there, then that's the people they'd be texting, but they don't want to talk to anybody.
They don't have no skills to talk to anybody.
That's the problem.
Their phone is almost like a veil, right, over their face.
I mean, they're hiding behind everything, life.
I mean, you talk to a kid.
They're like, OMG, LOL. Exactly.
Just like, hey, no, this is real life.
Talking words.
ROF. You know, instead of actually laughing and rolling on the ground.
I mean, it's sad.
It's really sad.
Well, I mean, hopefully that's going to be corrected here soon, but not if the parents just continue to let them just stay on the phones like that.
I've never seen anything like it.
You can be at the beach, you can be at the park, and everybody's head is in their phones.
I mean, give it a rest already.
Yeah.
Of course, I'm old, but when I was growing up, you couldn't make me come inside, much less watch TV or something, you know?
Oh my gosh.
I mean, I wanted to be outside.
You know, I was raised kind of on a mountain in the woods and I was going to be in the woods or we'd be out there playing kick the can or saw a ball or tackle football or something with the neighborhood kids.
You couldn't make us come in.
I mean, it'd be dark.
They'd be like, come on!
Exactly.
I mean, completely filthy.
I was on the tennis court all day, all night, constantly, and I loved every single minute of it.
I didn't think about anything else.
I didn't think about what was going on on social media.
I didn't think about what was going on with my phone.
I was there to play, and I was there to win, and that was it.
I mean, that's where my head was.
But this is crazy.
I, I, I, we, you know, we had them rotor, you know, rotor phones.
And then, you know, you'd get to the, you'd get to the last one finally after about 30 minutes and it'd be a nine and you'd go, and you'd make that little wiggle at the end and dang, you'd cut off, you'd have to start all over again.
Oh my gosh.
I remember a friend of mine got a, a push button phone, you know.
And we were like, hey, look at this, look at this.
So we all ran over to their house and said, oh man.
And we just, you know, just was in awe of the new technological age.
Isn't that funny?
I know.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
I can remember everything.
I remember the first microwave that I ever seen.
And it was one of my best friends growing up, and his mom bought a microwave.
And I was just sitting there, and I was just questioning.
I said, well, how does it work, though?
And they're like, well, she's...
I said, but how?
How come the plate doesn't get hot?
Well, how come...
I just...
It was just like, I don't know if I was 12 or something, and I just remember asking questions like, this is magic.
This doesn't even make any sense.
There's no way this could be happening.
Isn't it wild with technology?
I know.
I mean, and no telling what they're already doing right now that they're discovering that we don't even know about.
I mean, when you think about the Jetsons and you think about how right on the mark they've been, now we have all of those things.
What else is there?
Is there going to be time travel and everything else that we don't know about?
I don't know, but it's really...
Nobody's going to come back to the four years of a Bible day.
No way!
For some reason, nobody's willing to come back from 2020 to 2024, not one person on Earth.
We don't understand it.
What's going on here?
Exactly!
Oh my gosh, definitely not these last couple of years.
They have been horrible.
And of course, it shouldn't surprise anyone that today's show is, Cat Turd named it, Neocon Nikki announces 2024 run.
Oh yeah, she wants to throw her hat into the bat.
I mean, come on.
Does she really think that we're...
Yeah.
She just irritates the hell out of me.
I know.
Her voice and her goofy look.
She ran this ad and she starts off...
Oh my God.
Did you see the ad she ran?
I did.
It was so cringy.
It is.
She starts off by basically saying, I was on the wrong side of the tracks and I'm a minority.
I mean, she brings race into it right from the beginning.
The thing that we don't want to do as conservatives, we're tired of listening about race.
We're tired of listening about trans.
We're tired of all that woke crap.
We don't want to hear about it no more.
And she leads with it.
And I was going, oh my God, she isn't doing this.
Oh, yeah.
Sounds like a liberal.
Oh, completely.
And she's just...
Wait, hang on a second.
Let me...
I gotta be able to control this thing, because...
She starts talking about race!
Yeah, immediately.
Immediately.
Eggs are nine dollars, Nikki.
Yeah, get with the program.
How about white and brown eggs?
Talk about that.
So we're gonna make you all cringe with this one.
Lord, and y'all are you going to...
It's three minutes and 33 seconds, so...
Let's play one and a half minutes.
I was going to say, let's talk about this.
I can't handle this.
Let's do half of that.
Alright, you got it.
Here it is.
The railroad tracks divided the town by race.
I was the proud daughter of Indian immigrants.
Not black.
Not white.
I was different.
But my mom would always say your job is not to focus on the differences, but the similarities.
And my parents reminded me and my siblings every day how blessed we were to live in America.
Some look at our past as evidence that America's founding principles are bad.
They say the promise of freedom is just made up.
Some think our ideas are not just wrong, but racist and evil.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
I have seen evil.
In China, they commit genocide.
In Iran, they murder their own people for challenging the government.
And when a woman tells you about watching soldiers throw her baby into a fire, it puts things in perspective.
Even on our worst day, we are blessed to live in America.
I was born and raised in South Carolina, so I have seen the very best of our country.
People here threw out the old, tired political establishment and demanded accountability for their tax dollars.
Industry reports called us the beast of this.
I cannot stand it.
I can't believe you lasted that long.
I started doing something else.
I'm just like, hey.
My God, I wasn't black or white.
I was the specialist.
The specials.
Oh my gosh.
Groups.
Lord almighty.
I know.
And this is the same woman who said it.
It's just lies, you know.
My mom and dad told us every single day How special it was to live in America.
No, they didn't.
Right.
Mommy, Mommy, she's like four years old.
Mommy, when can I go to school?
When am I going to be old enough?
Honey, before you do anything today, I want to tell you how special it is to live in America.
And then, you know, start singing the national anthem.
And then the next day, Mommy, Mommy, what's for breakfast before we have breakfast, little Nicky?
He's really special to live in America.
Parents didn't say that every day.
Nobody does.
They're living their life.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And this is from the same woman who said that she wasn't going to run against President Trump.
She's already lying.
She's already lying.
She's already on day one.
She's already a campaign liar one second in.
Here she is.
He still has a lot of popularity.
If he runs again in 2024, will you support him?
Yes.
If he decides that he's going to run, would that preclude any sort of run that you would possibly make yourself?
I would not run as President Trump ran.
That's all we need of that.
Yeah.
And then after that, you know, she's like, her mom steps in, you know, and don't forget that you're proud to be an American.
This is every day our parents reminded me Come on.
Your parents didn't.
They didn't.
They absolutely.
I mean, the whole thing.
I mean, the whole thing.
And, you know, people are like, Trump's rough around the edges, but he is.
I mean, he can cringe sometimes.
He's rough, but he's not that.
And that's what I hate.
I'd rather you be rough.
I'd rather you say cringe stuff.
I'd rather you just say what's on your mind so I know.
So it's not this...
Yeah, evil diabolical plan to try to get me to vote for you in your lives.
That's exactly right.
And you know exactly who she's supported by.
All of the neocons, all of the warmongers, all of that.
She is very aligned with that group.
She's shooting for a VP slot.
That's her goal.
Probably, yeah.
Secretary of State.
Who's going to pick her?
Trump ain't going to pick her.
I don't think DeSantis would pick her, but he could.
I don't know why everyone thinks that they need a female vice president.
I mean, just because of female.
I mean, this is how brainwashed everybody is.
It's like they have to find a female.
I'm like, there are many male candidates and female candidates.
You can have a couple of different names and they can be different genders.
It's all right.
Or they can be the same gender.
But all of a sudden...
Trump should pick a transgender as his VP. Good God.
The left would be going, they'd be tying their brains in a knot and inside a pretzel trying to figure out how to call him something bad.
Well, look at how it worked out for Caitlyn Jenner.
They're such hypocrites because you saw the kind of slack that she got.
There you've got a person that's very well known, a Kardashian-aligned person, right?
I'm still not over that one.
I know it.
I know it is.
I remember, you know, being a kid and rooting for him to win in the Olympics whenever it was, 70-something, I believe.
And, you know, you wanted the decathlon.
I remember sitting by the TV, and the limits were everything back then.
I mean, you only had three channels, so when something comes good once every four years, you got to watch it.
That's right.
I mean, now all of a sudden, but you see how they turn on each other.
They absolutely will.
The very people that you think that they would stand up and support and pretty much say, hey, look, that's the person on our Weedie box, right?
Right.
This is the very first person they're going to turn against, and it's just politics.
I mean, I don't know, but Nikki definitely is not going to be president of the United States.
Not now, not ever.
Neither will Pence.
Never.
None of them.
We've got one person here.
She sells out.
Yeah, every time.
Black Lives Matter was burning down, and people were getting murdered, and they were burning down neighborhoods, and she goes right out there and supports them.
That's right.
You know, you can't, you gotta, you're not consistent.
You're just whatever, you know, whatever the flavor of the week is, whatever, you know.
People like her and Pence and Mitt Romney, and they get up every morning, you know, and they drink their blood.
I'm just kidding, their coffee.
They drink their blood.
They drink their bloody Mary.
They drink their child's blood.
I'm just kidding.
Oh my gosh.
No, they drink their coffee, then they go outside, and they stick their finger in their mouth and wet it, and they stick it way up in the air.
Which way is the political wind blowing?
Whatever's popular, I'm going to do it.
Absolutely.
Mitt Romney, who probably has...
Mitt Romney, who's the most privileged guy that ever was in the United States, he goes out there, puts a mask on, and when Black Lives Matter was all marching and stuff, he marched for like 10 feet for a photo app, got back out of line, and was just like, I'm marching with Black Lives Matter.
I mean, good God.
Oh, exactly.
I mean, and you know exactly.
That's as bad as the Hillary in the hot sauce to me.
Well, it is true.
And when you start talking about the neocons like that, what they did to Tulsi Gabbard was horrible.
And I like Tulsi Gabbard.
I don't care what anybody says.
I don't care.
Well, she did this, she did that.
She got a red pill a couple years ago, and she's all right in my book now.
I mean, I know in the beginning how she was, and she was a Democrat.
I get it.
But, I mean, she's got a podcast.
It sounds like something Rush Limbaugh would say.
You know what I mean?
Right.
So I like her.
When people switch to the conservative side, I'm way more forgiven than some people.
But they've got to do it for a while, and I've got to believe honestly inside that it's not fake.
So I don't get a fake vibe from her at all.
Well, and she went after Mitt Romney during the oversight of Justice Department and FBI, and I mean, she tore right into him.
Check this out.
More recently, U.S. Senator Mitt Romney accused me of treason, a crime that is punishable by death under our laws.
I challenged him to back this serious allegation up with evidence.
What was this based on?
There was no response, no explanation, no evidence, and certainly no apology.
Now, these accusations are often shrugged off as, well, hey, it's politics.
People say things about each other all the time.
That may be easy for some of you to say, but for somebody who wears a uniform, this is serious.
And it's serious not only to me, but to my fellow service members.
And veterans, every one of us making a decision at some point in our lives to raise our right hand prepared and volunteering to lay our life down for this country.
What does that mean in reality?
It means that before every deployment, in our own hearts, we have to make peace with the possibility that we may not come home.
It means writing letters to our loved ones, trying to find the word.
Okay, so you get it.
Yeah.
I mean...
Yeah, and you know why he called her, he said it was treason?
Because she said there were bio labs that America funded in Ukraine.
And she was right.
And then a week later, they come out and admitted it.
And then Mitt Romney, of course, he has no character.
He's the biggest prick that ever lived.
He's not going to come out and say anything else.
Of course they did.
But, you know, why is it treason?
Why is he so aggressive?
Because his son's just like Hunter...
That's it?
He's over there making $4 million a year on a no-show job in the same damn company as Hunter.
And this is why we talk about the Uniparty and the establishment.
And it truly is an us-against-them situation.
And as soon as people wake up and realize that, I mean, this war is a perfect example.
Why is that?
Why do you think they're going so ballistic, giving them all our money for Ukraine?
Why do you think they're acting like Ukraine is this Great Britain that we've had this 100-year relationship with and they're really close allies?
And it's just not true.
And they're not corrupt because they've been using Ukraine as the 51st money.
They can go over there.
They have no constitution.
They can do their bio labs.
They can have all their sons and daughters get rich on no-show jobs.
They can control the president.
They installed the president.
They got rid of the real one.
They can control the judges.
It's just playground for the elites in D.C. over there.
And they're going to protect that little playground, I can guarantee you, with every dime you make and every dime you send to the government.
And there's going to be no stopping them.
That's why it's so bipartisan.
That's exactly right.
We're watching this whole thing happen, and this war is no different.
These warmongers, these neocons, this is where they make their money.
This is where they thrive.
This is where they gain more control over the citizens and everything else.
This is the Great Reset.
They've been having all these business dealings over in Ukraine.
They've been running money over there, human trafficking over there.
It's lawless.
Yeah, you can't just start opening up bio labs all over the United States.
Let's put them in Ukraine, our 51st state that we've got a puppet government in.
So if you're wondering why they're protecting it so unbelievably ridiculous, you're wondering why I put a meme, you know, making fun of, you know, that pee and cry guy, Adam Kinzinger.
Oh gosh.
You literal evil.
I mean, I'm literally evil.
And he's going to find a couple boxes to stand on so he can hit me in the chest and beat me up.
Isn't that ridiculous?
I mean, that is exactly what's wrong.
He is the epitome of what is wrong with everything.
I mean, he just sold out.
That's all it is.
He sold out completely and entirely.
In fact, it's really interesting.
Before he was bought out, Maze Moore did a nice little clip of this guy, Please Leave Ray Epps Alone.
Yeah.
Crying Kidzinger.
But he pointed it out beautifully.
Here he is.
Is all these folks on the left that are now somehow aghast by, you know, and talking about how terrible Russia is and how Russia's not our friend are the same people that had this Russian reset under President Obama that gave Syria to Russia, that gave Eastern Europe and Ukraine and Georgia to Russia.
You, like, look at this and say, wow, we hit an alternate universe.
Same guy.
I kid you not.
Yeah.
Same guy.
Yep.
He's just as phony as you can get.
He's just a scumbag.
He always has been, always will be.
Whoever pays the bills, he'll say whatever.
He wants his face plastered on.
He's got Napoleon complex.
He's like four foot eight.
He's got that little man syndrome, and they're going to beat up the world.
I wish you hadn't stopped growing when you was 12 so we wouldn't have to ever listen to you cry for the rest of our lives, but you did.
Oh my gosh.
And still to this day, I love, I mean, this is the one argument that I can bring up time and time again.
He didn't like that meme, did he?
He hated this meme.
Literal evil.
If I met you in person, it wouldn't end well for you.
Oh, little Adam.
I'm shaking.
I mean, I'm shaking in my boots over here.
I'm so scared.
I mean, he went after you, claws out.
Tucker did a whole piece on it.
It was absolutely hilarious.
He makes him look dumb, not me.
I know!
That was what was so fantastic about it.
He was just so frazzled by you.
You had trolled him so hard he couldn't handle it any longer.
And they won't answer you back on Twitter.
These people, they get mad.
You know what they do to me.
I mean, they dox me.
They're interviewing ex-wives, for God's sakes, 40 years ago, trying to get me.
I mean, they are vicious people.
They go after your past.
They're like, here's a guy in high school that told Cat Turd, and Cat Turd said this.
Cat Turd ate more of the candy bar.
I don't remember what I did last week, much less 40 years ago, four decades.
My God!
I was a kid.
I don't remember.
We're referring to, for those that are listening, to the latest hit piece on Cat Turd.
It was from the Rolling Stone.
And honestly, Cat, I read that thing.
And if that's all they've got, I'm sorry.
But that was just really sad.
It's ridiculous.
Yeah.
And they spent a lot of time on it.
I mean, they worked on it.
It's not just them, though.
I mean, that's probably the 50th one.
I know.
It's just like, my God.
And they're like, they got all these pictures of me and none of them's real.
The latest one going around is this like really kind of heavy Hispanic guy with a mustache.
And I'm like, do I sound Hispanic?
I mean, this guy's like, you know, Mexican guy, it looks like to me.
Oh my gosh.
And I'm like, God, can't y'all, why don't you just listen to my podcast for five minutes?
Do I sound like...
Those burritos have been catching up with you, Kat.
Good lord.
I don't know.
I don't know either, but you're effective.
That's all it is.
Man, you wouldn't believe, you know, people are like, yeah, I'd like to have a big account.
Well, get ready because...
I know.
It's just all day.
It's death threats and this and that and people driving by your house slow and beeping a horn.
It's crazy.
And then, you know, death threats every day and then this and that and cuss outs and hit pieces.
It's all because I basically just tell jokes on Twitter and do some, you know, I love to do political commentary, just my opinion.
So they just got to get you.
They got to shut you up.
That's exactly right.
And the thing is, what they're missing, and this is really why you can't take it personally and you just have to kind of keep doing what you're doing because you're over the target, They wouldn't be interviewing you unless you had some serious sway and some serious power.
But I've always said from the very beginning when I started doing podcasts, it's not about me.
It's not about me.
The podcast is not about me.
I deliver the information.
That is it.
I'm just a carrier pigeon.
That is all.
I put out the information so that people can understand it, I hope, and then they can use it to have those conversations so that we can make a difference in our country.
It has...
Absolutely nothing to do with me.
I just deliver it.
That's it.
And do with it as you please.
But that's the problem, Kat.
You reach a whole completely different audience.
You're down to earth.
You're a straight shooter.
You tell it like it is.
And then you let people decide.
And it has never been about us.
And that's the problem that they have because they can't defend this kind of stuff.
I mean, you've got all kinds of reports of this major devastation.
I mean, here it is.
30 million people may be in danger by the East Palestine disaster.
That's 10% of the United States population.
Man.
10%.
This isn't small.
Did you see that lady that she posted a video?
She lives 11 miles from there and she woke up, I guess, yesterday and all her chickens died.
Oh my gosh.
I'd get the hell out of there, man.
And I know people can't do that.
They don't have the money.
But if I had the money, I'd just leave everything behind and get the hell out of there for a month if I could.
I'd go stay with maybe some out-of-state family members or something.
I'd just get out of there.
It is so frightening, and the amount of damage that we're going to have as a result of all this.
I mean, you cannot tell me, where is Greta?
Where is ARC? That's what I say.
They don't care, I've said it a million times.
You think they care about planet Earth?
Climate change is a hoax.
Why do you think they keep changing the name?
It was global cooling, then the ice age was coming, and then they changed to global warming in the 90s.
And then it was climate change.
So we just say climate change, and they have meetings about that.
Then we can just say anything.
Then it's climate catastrophe, climate.
The oceans are boiling!
They are?
I was just down there the other day.
Man, I swear to God.
Stuck my toe down there.
It's freezing as hell.
It's winter.
I wasn't balling at all.
And we haven't heard a word, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Come down there and get some boiled shrimp.
Free.
Just floating around down there.
You lemon.
Just grub out.
You might be able to get me some seafood platter.
The ocean's boiling.
That's the thing.
And it's gotten so ridiculous because if this was something that happened under the Trump administration, they would be rattling chains and sabers.
No question about it.
Somehow they would have linked this to President Trump.
Well, this happened.
This has been the whole thing on the news for the next six months.
Well, I'm sorry.
You can't explain what has happened here.
No one can explain that all of a sudden we have got all of these toxic chemicals and all of these trained derailments, so to speak.
It seems like it's a chemical attack here on our own soul.
And it's almost as if they're going to act like they're looking into it and investigating it.
And we're not going to figure out, or at least they don't want us to, but we already have.
We've been under attack.
They're not investigating and there's nobody there.
They won't even play it.
It's just like, oh, there's a little wreck.
There's some smoke went up.
Everybody's fine now.
Nothing to see here.
Yeah, right.
That's not what happened at all.
Not even close.
Check out this video.
This is from your page, Kat.
I walked up to the cage and this is what I found.
Amanda Breshears was going to feed her five hens and rooster this morning when she discovered them all lifeless, practically in the same position with no signs of a predator entering their enclosure.
I'm beyond upset and quite panicked because this They may be just chickens, but they're family.
Brashear says her chickens were alive and well yesterday.
She believes the smell following the detonation of the train carrying chemicals that derailed in East Palestine is to blame for her bird's sudden death.
My video camera footage shows my chickens were perfectly fine before they started this burn.
And as soon as they started the burn, My chickens slowed down and they died.
If we can do this to chickens in one night, imagine what it's going to do to us in 20 years.
So I walked up to the cage and this is what I found.
That is so, so scary.
Get the hell out of there.
Oh my gosh.
And with society and in the way that it is, of course, you have the MSU mass shooter, a black male, three killed, five injured.
That happened yesterday.
The suspect shot himself in the head as police were approaching.
I mean...
God, that makes me so mad when these people kill innocent people and then shoot themselves.
It's like, God, just...
Ugh!
It just drives me crazy.
Unbelievable.
The most senseless thing.
I know.
They were hoping so bad for a completely different narrative, right?
Oh yeah.
This story will die because it was a black man.
It's dead already.
Yep.
Black male 43.
If it was a white guy, it kept going.
If it was a MAGA hat guy, it had been going all the way to the 2024 election.
Oh my gosh.
We know their thing.
If it's a white guy, blame it on white supremacy.
If it's a guy who's got a red hat, blame it on a white terrorist.
If it's a black dude, it's the gun's fault.
We know the script.
It's the same thing every time.
Over and over and over again, and my prayers are with those families.
A lot of people are trying to remain anonymous as to who was killed, but they're making this a black and white thing.
It is sad, so it shouldn't surprise anyone.
To know that DeMar Hamlin refused to disclose the official reason doctors gave him for his heart stopping.
Yeah.
He point blank said, that's something I want to stay away from.
I bet.
I'll bet he does.
But okay, if it was the hit, he'd say, what was the hit?
Remember?
Right?
Right?
Remember everybody's like, oh, it was a hit.
You don't know what you're doing.
And again, you remember the pictures of him in the Super Bowl?
Oh, absolutely.
Okay, okay.
And there's pictures of him.
You can see his hair, what he's wearing.
He's talking.
He's giving interviews.
He's talking to people.
And that crap at the Bills game with that guy in the hoodie that wouldn't show his face, that wasn't him.
That's right.
Never was.
No, it wasn't.
I never said, hey, the guy died.
I never bought into all that stuff.
I just said, I don't know what's going on, but that's not him.
And it wasn't.
It wasn't.
It absolutely wasn't.
Because now we know what it looks like when he's there.
I said it at the time.
The first thing they want to do is get his face and his big smile and him talking a little bit about it.
That's the first thing they want to do is an interview.
And when he was walking in the Bills Stadium, they want just a big, giant picture of his smile.
Not somebody in the hood pulled all the way up.
And then they tried to show him up there, and it was always like the snow got real heavy.
That's right.
Oh, it's just insane.
He just probably wasn't ready yet, you know.
So they tried to get the Bills fans up.
They faked it.
And then, you know, he was actually at the Super Bowl.
It's real easy.
I mean, this stuff's easy to figure out.
But if it's the hit, all you say is, Well, why did they say you had a heart attack?
Well, I don't want to get into that.
I don't want to talk about that.
I bet you don't.
Right.
Doesn't want to talk about it at all.
So here he is in his own words.
He just said the hit.
Yeah.
I mean, he thought about it for a long time.
So something is up with his health.
Because look how he answers this.
It's that, and then it's also a whole bunch of editing in this interview.
There was a lot of editing in this.
From the ICU, the question on so many minds, what caused his heart to stop beating?
You're 24.
Peak physical condition.
Can run circles around me right now.
How did doctors describe what happened to you?
Um...
Added it.
That's something I want to stay away from.
I know from my experience, the NFL, they do more tests than anything.
Edit.
And in the course of you having your physicals, did anybody ever come back with any, say you had a heart issue or anything that was abnormal?
Honestly, no.
I've always been a healthy, young, fit, energetic, you know, human being, let alone athlete.
So it was something that was just, that we're still processing and I'm still talking through with my doctors just to see what everything was.
Mm-hmm.
Yep, he's damaged now.
He'll probably never play again.
I know it.
And it's the same story.
All of a sudden, people start getting these symptoms, and they have a stroke, or they have a heart attack, or they have something, and they can't figure out what it is.
I mean, this is the same story we've heard over and over and over again.
Every day.
There's probably 10 going to happen a day.
It's so true.
And so it was interesting.
Might not be famous, but there'll be an athlete in high school, or an athlete in And it's just, it's really bad on young men that are athletic and do a lot of calisthenics and stuff.
Well, I mean, that's exactly what's happening.
And what's so interesting, I put out just a tweet, and everybody's like, wow, what a cryptic tweet you put out yesterday.
But I just wanted to see what the responses were, because I really do feel like we are under attack.
I mean, we've got all the examples of it.
Especially with the train, all the different train incidents with the pipeline and everything else going on with Russia and all of that.
And I put it out and it was interesting to see the feedback because a lot of people were talking about, yes, we are in a war.
It's from within.
Then a lot of people were talking about Ukraine.
Then they were talking about how this administration has completely sold us out.
I mean, if we're not in war, then why in the world are they even discussing it?
I mean, we've got a war on every single front.
It's in our schools.
It's in our education.
It's in the universities.
You've got all of that going on.
You've got this racism, this divide, depending on who you are.
And we've got so many different raced families.
I mean, you've got mixed races.
And they're going, hey, stop.
You know, you're talking about either my mom or my dad.
Why are you creating this wedge?
Especially in the cities.
You don't see color.
I do not see color with all the people that are surrounding me in LA. We're all there.
We all smile at each other.
We all speak.
We all say hello.
I mean, it's just the way it goes.
And to act like there's this divide.
Yeah, if you just turned on the news, you would think every race was ready to kill each other.
Exactly!
And that 98% of the, 50% of the population was gay and the other 50% was trans.
If you just watched the news.
That's right.
You're exactly right.
Yeah, I mean, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah, in real life out here, people help each other.
Exactly.
I mean, you don't even...
If you've got a flat tire on the side of the road, and I've passed you, and I can tell you don't know how to change it or something, I don't care if you're purple, green, or yellow.
I promise you, I'm going to stop, and I'm going to help you fix that tire.
And I've done it a million times, doing stuff like that.
When I see somebody in need, I help them.
That's exactly right.
You don't see that.
I don't care who they are.
It doesn't matter.
Well, I wouldn't recommend doing that in Compton, but anywhere else would be okay.
We help each other out here in the country.
Exactly.
We don't do it.
Nobody is.
There's nobody else to do it.
That's right.
But, you know, when you start talking about the fact that we have got Milley up there, who is talking about Russia has lost, they've strategically, operationally, and tactically, right, and that they are paying an enormous price on the battlefield, then why do you need our money?
Russia has lost.
They've lost strategically, operationally, and tactically.
Nobody hadn't.
And they are paying an enormous price on the battlefield.
But until Putin ends his war of choice, the international community will continue to support Ukraine with the equipment and capabilities it needs to defend itself.
Through this group, we are collectively supporting Ukraine's ability to defend its territory, protect its citizens, and liberate their occupied areas.
My gosh, so then why do you need us?
What occupied areas?
You just said they're defeated.
Right.
What do you mean?
He just contradicted himself.
He's the General Donut, the idiot.
Completely.
I mean, there's been some...
I mean, whatever the opposite of Patton is, that's what he is.
I know.
You know, I mean, he's the opposite of a good general.
I mean, look at Afghanistan.
Anybody in their right mind after what happened, the biggest disasters, withdrawal in the history of the world, He would have lost his job.
Oh my gosh, completely.
And you're watching all of this stuff.
I mean, every single thing.
You've got dead whale that washes onto Jersey Shore.
Ninth one in New York, New Jersey area in two months.
You think that has something to do with the pipeline?
That Biden, oh Biden, I like to call him, blew up?
I mean, come on.
This is the whole thing.
And you've got Seymour Hersh, who is speaking out.
You have to hold the resident to account.
He calls him president, I call him resident.
But absolutely, this is exactly, I mean, from his own words, this is what Biden did.
He blew up that pipeline.
He even told you he was going to.
So he did an interview, and then all of a sudden you've got all this other activity from the ex-intelligence officials who said Hunter Biden laptop story was a Russian operation silent after Twitter files are released.
Clapper's out there trying to deny he said it now.
Isn't that something?
Can you imagine watching CNN and listening to Clapper and saying he's telling the truth?
It's on video of him saying it.
God, I just...
You know, who's dumber?
These people that lie like this or the people that believe these idiots?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Figure it out.
The government's lying to you about everything.
Well, they know that they got caught, and they honestly should be held accountable for election meddling.
That's what this is.
They're blaming it on Politico now.
Oh, yes.
They're blaming it on Politico for breaking the story.
See, they used Politico, now they're turning on them.
They all turn on each other when it gets hairy.
Oh, because they know that they're going to be called into account.
It's not if, it's when.
The 51 are scared and walking back their lies about Hunter's laptop.
James Clapper now says that he never suggested that Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation.
Of course that's a lie, and his name is listed on the signed letter, along with 51 dishonest, untrustworthy intel officials.
Yeah.
I mean...
Did we have the clip of him saying it?
Or is it in this article?
I don't think it's...
If not, we'll try to find it this week.
Yes.
Yeah, he says it.
I should have saved it today, but I heard it.
Somebody said, yeah, here it is.
And then I listened to it today.
I was like...
That guy lied under oath.
And he's a terrible liar.
He's got the worst poker.
And he looks down.
He looks to the right.
When he starts lying, he's just like when Joe Biden lies.
He has that real big smile on his face when he gets caught in a lie.
And then he says, not joking.
It's not a joke, folks.
You know, here comes a whopper.
It's unreal, and they've been able to get away with it, but this clearly lets you know what their standing is going to be as a result of lying, especially before an election.
They absolutely contributed.
They know that with the Twitter files being released as they are, that they're going to start pointing fingers directly, they already have started, to the intel community, and that all of them are going to be held accountable for it.
This is where it is.
They're going to be held accountable is pretty straight.
I hope so.
I mean, when do they ever?
They won FBI or CIA agents.
They've been held accountable for anything in our lifetime.
Zero.
I just, you know.
They take care of their own, boy, I tell you.
Oh, my gosh.
That's the sad part about this whole thing is that, you know, I mean, so I do have the video.
I've been looking it up while we were talking here, it looks like.
Man, you're good.
I'm getting there.
You know, it's slow.
It's a slow process.
But apparently they've got a video.
Well, this one doesn't actually have the video in it.
It's got the article talking about the video.
As soon as you get it, then I'll definitely...
We'll get it tomorrow or something if we need to.
We're about out of time today.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll let you hear it for yourself.
I mean...
It's plain as the day if he says it.
And then they come out and lie about it.
And then they expect you to believe them in its own video.
And some people do because they're just dumb.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
This is a big, big story.
And the fact that they did this right before an election, I mean, that's all you heard was that there were 51 intel officials that proved all of this wrong.
And It's right before an election.
They act like they weren't a part of election interference.
My gosh, how didn't they meddle in it?
That's the easier question, is how didn't they?
They did everything that they could.
Social media, lamestream media, all of their arms.
They were working nonstop on this stuff.
And now, all of a sudden, they're saying, oh, no, we're backing off on that story.
No, it didn't happen.
I don't think so.
I mean...
And then you've got, of course, the spokesperson, John Kirby...
That guy's just an absolute lunatic as well.
They're all just, they're terrible.
Every single one of them.
They have absolutely no idea.
I mean, NSC. They just lied.
Yep.
They have meetings.
Instead of being honest, they have meetings to say, okay, what lie are we going to tell the public?
Okay, what lie are we going to tell the public about this?
What lie are we going to tell the public about this?
What lie are we going to tell?
And that's what they do.
No matter what the story is, they can't just come out and be honest government and tell us what's going on.
Nope.
They have to spin it, spin it and spin it and spin it.
It's all to protect themselves and their criminal asses.
Okay, I do have your video.
Wow.
Okay.
Miracles do come true.
All right.
Thank you, Ms.
Pinsy.
Here we go.
She got this for us.
Thank you, Pinsy.
Wow.
She's amazing.
All right.
Check it out.
Obama.
So, Director, a bunch of questions from this.
Let me just start with this.
How much does the source matter, right?
So you hear the story of this laptop.
We don't know a lot.
We do know that the way that this information is getting out is through Steve Bannon and Rudy Giuliani.
How much does the source matter here?
Well, source matters a lot, and the timing matters a lot, I think.
And to me, this is just classic textbook Soviet-Russian tradecraft at work.
The Russians have analyzed the target.
They understand that the president and his enablers crave dirt on Vice President Biden.
Whether it's real or contrived, it doesn't matter to them.
And so all of a sudden, two and a half weeks before the election, this laptop appears somehow, and emails on it without any metadata.
It's all very curious.
So here you have a willing target, and the Russians are very sophisticated about how to exploit a willing target.
And to me, that's what's at work here.
And so, you know, when you try to figure out the specifics of, you know, whether that meeting email, for example, is real in the midst of this, do you think stuff like that could just have been planted in there and be completely fake?
I do.
I think the emails could be contrived, particularly since, as I understand it from what I've read, they appear without any metadata, that is, you know, from, to, and any technical data That's a lot.
If this computer is in the hands of the FBI, they have obviously excellent, sophisticated, technical, and forensic capabilities, and I think they'll be able to sort it out, whether this is genuine or not.
But, you know, it's all pretty curious, again, two and a half weeks out from the election.
What a liar.
Yeah.
That guy ran the CIA, folks.
And he's a serial liar.
You know how many times that guy's lied under oath?
Provable.
Yes.
Hundreds.
Yes.
Hundreds.
Provable.
And he lied there.
And the thing about it is, he knows good and well sitting there right then.
He knows damn well that the Hunter, believe me, he has all the clearances.
He knows damn well right there sitting in his chair that that's 100% real the laptop is.
He knows it.
But he's going to lie to the American people.
These guys are traitors.
They're scumbags.
Every single one of them.
They don't care about their country.
It's just how much, you know, he goes from CIA. Corrupting that as hell because he's running it and he goes to CNN. I mean, they probably gave him $5 million a year, folks.
Oh, certainly.
$5 million a year.
Oh, my gosh.
There's always a price.
That's his payoff.
That's his payoff for saying these lies.
These people are such scumbag lowlifes.
It's just hard to imagine you can even get any lower than these people.
And our government in D.C. is full of rats just like that moron right there.
Completely.
That's what's wrong with everything.
And the thing is, they go from one position in government to another position in government.
I mean, now, apparently, because everybody was questioning Joe Biden, they just started firing things up at the sky, right?
I mean, all of a sudden, every single balloon, they just start firing.
They have no idea whether they hit something, whether they miss something.
Come on.
People are at a skeet range, you know, pull!
A missile!
An A-10 tank killer comes over.
He's trying to shoot a shotgun skeet.
I mean, really?
What's going on?
They're trying to make up for lost time.
Yeah, we're tough.
We take this seriously.
Oh my gosh.
I bet the Goodyear blimps have grounded until further notice.
Ha ha ha!
You are so right.
Oh my gosh, you are so right.
Man, don't even think about flying it.
Oh no.
It's scary.
It really is.
Every single day that we do this show, I just go, are you kidding me?
I mean, this can't be real.
Of course, there's more.
There's just all kinds of spin going along with it.
More BS. John Kirby says that the Chinese balloon program operated during previous presidency.
But they did not detect it.
We detected it.
Yeah, we detected it.
Well, how do you know if you didn't detect it?
If nobody detected it, how do you know they didn't detect it?
Because nobody detected it.
It's just God.
You have all this problem, you look stupid as hell, and here you go, blaming Trump.
Of course.
On something that didn't even happen during his term.
All I have to say is that any balloon people, and you know who they are, I mean, let's face it, this person has got some serious issues.
This balloon man, and this is from Grand Ole Memes, of course, but be very careful.
Sam Smith.
As you walk around, this was the Grammys, I mean the Emmys guy that was singing that song Unholy.
This is his latest outfit, if you can believe it, at the Brit Awards.
So anything like this, you know, I would be very careful of.
This guy's so boring.
God, you can't even boring that.
What a boring character.
I mean the worst.
What a simple, boring person.
It's sad, isn't it?
I mean, but if you see people like walking around in these kinds of outfits, beware and be weary.
I mean, you know, Jill is one.
Jill Biden is one that you gotta watch for.
She wears Pizza Hut tablecloths everywhere.
Well, they've got her now standing in front of a black leather couch.
Here she is in the same outfit.
Oh my gosh, you gotta laugh sometimes because otherwise I think we would all cry.
Anyway, it's been a great show, everyone.
Thank you so much for joining us.
I want to just give a special shout out to WJeep2CLK, Mother of Pearl.
Thank you so much for your donations.
We really appreciate it.
And let's see here tomorrow, same channel.
Is there anything you'd like to add, Kat, today?
I don't have anything.
Okay, well you have a wonderful...
Believe me, a thousand things are going to happen between tomorrow.
Now and tomorrow, so we won't be able to get them all in the show and they're all going to be clown world.
That's how it is.
I mean, we play catch-up constantly.
It's always something over here.
Well, anyway, everyone, thank you so much for your donations.
Thank you for your help behind the scenes and putting all these articles together.
And Pinsy saved the day with that nice little clip from Clapper.
I was going to look for that, but she beat me to the punch.
Anyway, be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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