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The Dirty Four - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 2/10/2023 - Ep. 264
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Today is Friday, February 10th, 2023, episode number 264.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
It's Friday.
Oh, finally.
Oh my gosh.
Does this week seem long to you?
They all do, when you get my age.
Oh my gosh.
Every day is like a year.
I mean, the Nunes interview that we had on his channel feels like two years ago for me, I swear.
That was like Monday, wasn't it?
I know, it was Monday.
That does feel like it was last week.
Actually, somebody was talking about that to me today, and I actually said it was Monday week ago.
And I'm like, now that I think about it, while I was in the middle of the concert, I think it was this Bundy.
Yes, it was this Bundy.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
They had one of their biggest shows.
That was crazy.
Well over 200,000 views.
And we have got the littermates to thank for that.
You all just...
Yeah, we didn't do it.
You did.
Wow!
You showed up and let me tell you something.
It was noticed big time.
Thank you so much for getting over there and supporting us on that show.
It was a great show.
We had a lot of fun.
We normally don't venture off to other podcasts.
I don't at all.
I never go anywhere.
But we went on Monday and I was so glad we did.
It was great to talk to them and then hopefully they'll be guests on our show again.
I hope.
That's what I'm hoping for.
I don't know.
Use your magic there, cat.
Yeah, actually.
Oh, well, Devin Nunez is already asked to be on the show, so we could probably have him on next week if you want to.
Let's do it!
I'd love it!
All right.
Oh my gosh, let's hit it while it's hot.
We'll do it on next Friday, maybe.
Sounds good to me.
Yeah, and we'll just...
Count on the littermates to show up and spread the word around that Devin will be on our side of town.
So yeah, see how that rhymes?
I'm in a good mood.
Oh my gosh, I'm in a really good mood today.
It is Friday, and it looks like we have some breaking news.
Game for it.
Here we go.
Okay, so it looks like the U.S. military has shot down an object flying in territorial waters over Alaska.
Yeah.
Yes.
And I know, I heard a little bit of this on the Dan Bongino show before we got on, and I think they come out and say it was a Chinese spy balloon, and they didn't know if it was from China, and then they said, we don't even know if it's this balloon.
Oh!
Hell, they don't even know it was a balloon.
They're like, some little kid in Alaska is like, man, I don't know what happened to my kite.
It was up there.
I was flying my kite really high.
It was big.
Oh my goodness, yes.
So the Pentagon apparently has shot this thing down.
It was a high-altitude, unidentified object over Alaska just a week after fighter jets downed Chinese spy balloon.
And the National Security Council spokesman John Kirby confirmed Friday that there was an object.
It was flying over Alaska airspace and resident, I like to call him Joe Biden, ordered it shot down.
Alright, so the object was flying at 40,000 feet and posed a reasonable threat to the safety of civilian flight, he said.
Kirby said the military successfully shot down the object and it's in US's territorial waters, which are currently frozen.
So, here you go.
This was last week's photos.
I don't believe they have included any photos of this week.
But, yeah.
I mean, they're starting to pay attention.
I know that there have been a lot of people saying, hey, you know what?
Especially governors.
If you have one of those balloons flying over my state, it's coming down.
And that's it.
Man.
They don't even know what it is.
They don't even know if it's a balloon now, so...
And they're liars.
They lie about every single thing.
So every single thing they say, I know is a somehow lie.
You think these scumbags ever level with the people in this country?
They don't.
They have their own agenda, and their job is to fool everybody and lie to you.
And that's not what public service is supposed to be about.
We pay their salary to tell us the truth.
That's right.
That is absolutely right.
And that's why today's show, Kat Turd named it, The Dirty Four.
Because it has been so, there's been so much corruption in the government and how they have been conducting their affairs, my goodness, and it is on display for all of the American people.
My question is, when we had a so-called insurrection on January 6th, they locked those people up without representation.
Well, you've got these four people that meddled in our elections.
Why aren't they treated exactly the same way?
Why aren't they having their hearings behind bars and being held?
That's the question.
They should have been raided.
Yes, they should be.
Absolutely.
Treated like the criminals that they are.
Yeah, just the fact they're nervous as hell is good enough at some point.
I'm glad they're squirming, and they are, believe me, their lives.
It was all candy and butterflies and censorship.
Absolutely.
They were playing their power hand.
But the thing is, they absolutely interfered in our election.
There is example after example.
A lot of people that are questioning them, they were interfering in their own elections.
Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, so many others.
This is big.
Ask them if it matters if Republicans won 12 seats or 50.
I bet they'll say it doesn't at this point.
I know.
Exactly.
I mean, exactly.
And if the Democrats got the gavel, this would have never even been brought up.
They would have been free to run around, and I don't even know where they're working now.
They definitely have enough money for the rest of their lives and never have to work again, getting paid $17 million a year.
Well, and it's not only that.
One year of that, if you can't live on that, you got a spending problem, not an income problem.
Well, and it's true, but a lot of them had stock in Twitter.
So understand when Elon Musk bought the company, its shareholders also profited on that as well.
So no telling what these individuals ended up with because he paid $40 billion, $44 billion.
So that goes a long way.
And here you have it.
But absolutely, they are being completely exposed for the crooks that they are.
And, of course, while you have Congress pounding on free speech rights, the EU takes a completely different view, as you know that they would, because, of course, they're threatened.
So the EU has attacked Elon Musk's Twitter for allegedly failing on so-called disinformation tests.
Disinformation test.
This new word that you haven't heard in your lives that's all of a sudden misinformation and disinformation, this is a way for them to just anything, everything they say goes, the government, every lie they tell, and anything against their lies, misinformation, and that's their new little trick.
But it's not going to work.
People are on to it.
That's exactly right.
That's exactly right.
So, I gotta tell you, since I haven't been reading the Uranus Examiner, I gotta tell you a funny Uranus thing that happened.
Well, my goodness.
This is a funny Uranus shit right here.
I mean, there are people that have been emailing me consistently about Uranus.
So, instead of reading an article, I'm going to tell you a funny Uranus story that happened to me a few days ago.
So, the people from Uranus, no matter how I tell this story, it's going to be ridiculous.
So the people that run the, you know, the general store in Uranus and the people who run the Uranus and do the paper, they were nice enough.
I got a care package from them a couple of weeks ago, and one of the things they sent me, and it's kind of funny because there's a little note, but they sent me this big white box of fudge, you know, just big old white box, and you open it up, and there's, the fudge is really good because I'm not, you know, I can't eat a lot of fudge because it's so rich, but man, They had, like, so many different kinds.
One tastes like cheesecake, you know, and looked like cheesecake.
One had, you know, peanut butter in it.
One had, I mean, it was just like, and one was purple, you know.
All these different kinds of fudges, and man.
And so, and there was these funny postcards.
We enjoyed packing your fudge and your anus.
And it comes with these little cars.
We so enjoyed.
The person who packed your fudge, they have a little number.
Fudge Packer No.
3.
And they actually have a name.
John Smith, Fudge Packer No.
3, was happy to pack your fudge in Uranus.
It's really a good gimmick, and it's funny.
Everybody has a good time with it if you have a sense of humor and you're not a prude.
But anyway, so I have this huge kitchen.
I mean, it's huge.
And over towards the back of the kitchen, there's a counter that's not, you know, over there where I cook food and everything.
And so the little kitten turds, you know.
They jump up there every time I let them out of their little cage for the day to run around the house.
And they jump up there and I feed them, which when you get my age, you don't want to sit there and bend over to the ground, bend over to the ground, bend over to the ground.
So, you know, it's a little kind of a desk I set up to feed them.
So it was probably about 5 o'clock I'd let them out.
And so now it's fast forward to about 8 o'clock.
And I'm like, I want to try some, I just want to sample some of this fudge, you know.
And so I opened that big white box up and put it on the counter.
And I started sampling this fudge from Uranus.
So I'm sampling the fudge.
I'm like, this is good.
You know, I'm just taking a little bite of each.
And like, man, there were some really good ones.
There was a cheesecake looking one.
It was unbelievable.
It was like eating the richest cheesecake in the world.
Oh my gosh, I thought it was.
So I was calling a friend of mine, had my ear pods in, so I couldn't really hear anything, but all of a sudden, I was just like, I heard this like, I said, what is that?
I just heard this like farting sound, you know?
And I looked over and one of them kittens got up there and thought that was a little litter box and shit all over my fudge in Uranus.
And I mean splattered it.
Oh, God.
He thought it was a little litter box.
Didn't I think?
You know, they have their little litter boxes when they're little.
And it was the same color as their litter box.
And it's a box, and the box is open.
So he's like, man, that's a litter box.
Of course!
Doesn't that make sense?
So he went over there and shit all over my fudge from Uranus.
And ruined every bit of it.
I just sampled like three of the eight or nine or ten that were in there.
I was like, oh my god, I cannot believe it just happened.
You know, you couldn't get mad because, I mean, they always used the bathroom.
They just thought it was a litter box.
Oh, that is so cute.
Oh my gosh, that is so...
Well, that's one way to stay on a diet.
I mean, blasted it, too.
I mean, just the whole thing was just like, oh my god.
Well, I mean, you've been talking about getting on a diet, so that's one way to make sure that it happens.
But that actually happened.
I was like, man, I cannot believe this just happened.
I laughed.
I said, that thinks it's a litter box.
Okay.
Of course he does.
Oh my gosh.
You should let them know that.
They would love that.
I just did.
Yes, here.
Of course.
That's kind of how we do our business.
We put it out here on the podcast.
Oh my gosh.
Anyway, everybody's wanting a Uranus, but I thought I'd just tell a funny little Uranus story.
So anyway, send more fudge.
Yes, send more fudge.
In a sack, not a box.
That's cute, Kat.
Oh my gosh.
They are so cute.
So many people are reaching out about those kittens, and they just need to contact you directly, right?
Yeah, just email me or DM me if I follow them on Twitter.
I've kind of got to where I want to, and I got somebody that wants one, and then I think would be a good owner, but I'm almost leaning towards There's one that I would like to keep, and then there's two that are just inseparable.
I mean, they remind me of the puppies, you know, and they're just, they sleep together, they hug each other while they're sleeping, and the other one's more of a loner, and that's the one I would keep.
You would keep the two, or you would keep the one?
No, I would keep the one.
I would like to get rid of the, not get rid of, but re-home the one.
Re-home the other two to the same person.
Yes.
Yes.
So they would always have each other, you know?
Oh, that's a sweet idea.
But you know what?
I am not surprised at all that you end up keeping one because I knew it was only a matter of time before the exact same thing happens where you fall completely in love.
Well, my cats are really old.
I got two really old cats and then, you know, Mow Mow's a young one, so.
That's so cool.
I love that.
Well, I mean, that's what happens.
I always say that if an animal is lucky, it is going to find its way over to the Cat Turd Ranch because it will be perfectly taken care of.
I'm starting to think people drop them off.
Drop them off here and just shoot them up to the house and they'll have 20 more.
I think so.
I think that is happening.
I really do think that is happening.
I keep waiting for the James O'Keefe news to drop today, but I haven't really seen anything on it.
There's some weird things about it.
I did see that there was something, a follow-up here, and it looks like we've got an update.
An exclusive, I have obtained a cease and desist demand letter sent to the Project Veritas board of directors by a law firm representing a large group of significant PV donors.
So, it looks like the donors!
I'm like, you didn't get no more money.
That's right.
They're crazy.
And then I'm like, what did he embezzle?
Money?
What did he do?
Did he do something illegal?
And then I've seen some...
Now, take it, folks.
I don't have no idea if these people are telling the truth or they really have somebody on the inside or they really have a source.
But these are people on Twitter...
And I'm not going to give their names that I follow that are usually really, really truthful and really knowledgeable and they got big accounts.
So I heard one of them say that basically they're trying to get rid of him in his own company because they think he's a jerk pretty much.
Like, hey, he's mean to us sometimes and he stole somebody's sandwich out of the refrigerator.
Right.
Pulled my ponytail.
Right.
Yeah.
But, you know, has anybody ever had a boss that isn't a jerk every now and then?
I haven't.
Some of my best bosses have been pretty much that way.
I worked in hardcore construction.
Everybody's screaming and fighting.
Yelling at each other, top of your lungs, cussing you out.
You're fired!
Get out of here!
My God.
I know.
You're in the real world for a little while.
Well, they're successful people and you can see it with James O'Keefe.
He is extremely successful because he runs a real strong ship and he makes sure that everybody follows the protocol and gets their work done.
And if they consider that hard, I mean, it's not going to be like your pleasantries at Google or at Twitter, the old Twitter, right?
Where you will have Yogi and...
Different things going on throughout your day and a nice, you know, gourmet meal and then sunset wine on the terrace.
It doesn't, the real world doesn't work that way.
So anything like that that's going to be different.
I don't know what's going on.
I mean, it might come out something crazy.
I'm not saying it's not.
I'm just saying this is what I'm hearing from people that are usually, you know, they would be able to have somebody on the inside or would have to, you know, have a reputable source.
But I've You know, I can't swear them down.
It's not my source, so, you know, you can only speak so much for it.
But that's the only rumors, you know, quote-unquote rumors that I've been hearing.
But I thought they would have settled this by now today.
Are they in California?
This one is, oh, no, I think it isn't, aren't they in Virginia or something?
I think Yeah, so they're in Eastern time.
But it's not going to happen.
I mean, if you don't like your job, then quit.
But you have got a figurehead that has done what James O'Keefe has done and has exposed what he has exposed.
It's over now.
Yeah.
Roger Veritas is through now, and I'll tell you why.
Either they're going to give him his job back, and he's going to have the power just to fire the whole board and get them the hell out of there.
I mean, one of them guys he hired that's supposed to come in there that claims the ringleader, he's got pronouns in his bio.
Well, that should tell you a lot.
Let me tell you something.
I run a company, and I got 60 employees, and I find out somebody's putting their pronouns in their bio.
They're gone.
I'm saying, hey, I'm sorry.
You're fired.
Why?
For pronouns, man.
This is a serious company.
I need serious people.
That's what you would think, but you know what, Kat?
I have to tell you, because you know I have a job on top of this one, and I get emails all the time from big companies, and they have pronouns at the bottom of their signature.
This is becoming part of the norm.
This is an acceptable practice now, where people have their pronouns.
This is in a professional environment.
See, I don't, I think that's a personal.
Well, I mean, and that's the whole thing.
It's like, okay, you want us not to be personal, get personal in business, right?
You don't allow people to date other co-workers and things like that, right?
You try to act and maintain a professional atmosphere.
Well, doesn't the pronoun business kind of go against that?
What does that have to do with business?
I just, the whole thing's ridiculous to me.
I just don't get it.
You might not be able to date your co-workers, but I'm just going to tell you this.
There's about a million co-worker babies walking around.
You got that right.
I mean, how do people meet anymore?
I don't know.
I mean, where are you going to meet?
And you kind of get attractive at work.
Exactly.
Exactly.
So anyway, yeah, there's some co-worker babies running around right now making other co-worker babies.
Yeah, let's get that out of the way.
I'm going to put up this video where James O'Keefe is reminding everyone, even though there's been a lot of silence over there, that he's not suicidal.
So we're meeting with various senators here in Washington, D.C. after the Anthony Fauci hearing this morning and the Department of Defense documents that we released showing that he apparently lied in this testimony.
Let me just say that I'm not suicidal.
I love my life.
He has really done some serious investigation, and this latest one was the biggest.
Just to, I almost, I believe, didn't he's the one that exposed that they're selling the baby body parts?
The abortion clinics were selling baby body parts.
This guy's broke some of the most amazing news.
I don't know if everybody remembers this, but I remember the first time I seen him.
It was something to do with either abortion, that story, or Obamacare.
And nobody knew who he was.
He was young.
And he dressed up like a pimp, like a real pimp.
He had a purple thing and a big old pimp hat.
He did.
Yeah.
And then he was bringing in some of his hoes, you know, and they were going to sign up for some government.
And they were like, yeah, you can sign up.
And that's how he started.
Does anybody remember that?
Absolutely.
And you know who went in on it with him was Laura Loomer.
She used to work for Project Veritas.
Are you kidding me?
I didn't know that.
Absolutely.
That's where she got her start.
They made a great team.
And she has been supporting him this entire time.
So absolutely.
That's hilarious.
So was she in that video?
She was with him.
She was the prostitute.
We're going to try to find that.
Oh, she was one of the hoes?
Yes.
That's from what I understand.
It was pimps and hoes.
I remember watching that.
And he burned their britches.
And I remember saying, man, you got to watch out.
This guy, this is how you do it.
This is how you defeat the love.
I didn't know he was even going to form a company.
I thought this was a one-time thing.
He exposed somebody.
And I said, man, this guy's brilliant.
I mean, this is how you expose them.
You go undercover, and you go in there ridiculous, just to show how ridiculous they are.
And you go in there ridiculous.
Yes.
And so that was his start.
And he started all this stuff.
And I'm not sure that this is...
They're going to have to do some serious, smart talking if they keep him.
And some people's got to go, one way or the other.
You can't have a company where you founded it, and you can't have these little people running around trying to get rid of you because you're a jerk.
So, I mean, I don't even know if he's a jerk.
I'm not saying he's a jerk.
I'm just saying that's whatever reason they got.
Well, he's not saying anything.
He's keeping it mum.
He's got lawyers that told him to do that, and you know that.
Oh, definitely.
He's definitely...
You don't have to talk.
Everybody spoke up for him.
I mean, seriously, I mean, they got 1.4 million followers, and they follow 1,000 people.
They follow me, and everything they retweet, they're, hey, can we get you to retweet?
I do.
I've been faithful to you guys because of James O'Keefe.
I mean, he come on our podcast, and he sent me a signed book, and I'm loyal to y'all because of him, not because you don't even know who you are.
That's right.
And so if he, Lee, if they kick him out, they're gone.
Believe me.
I mean, all he has to do then is just go form Project, not Veritas.
Right.
Project O'Keefe would be fine if his name recognition is up there.
Yeah, Project O'Keefe.
Yeah.
And then everybody's going to follow him over and he can get a new team and he can like, you know, see what he did the first time.
Hey, I can't relinquish control of a company like this size with only this many employees to a board.
You don't need a board.
You know what boards do?
They sit around and gobble up all your profits so you can't have any workers and they don't do shit.
That's exactly what a board does.
Oh, and that's the thing.
That's exactly what he doesn't need.
He doesn't need his hands to be tied like that.
That's the thing.
And If these people are unhappy in the jobs that they're in, then move.
Go somewhere else.
If you've only got 60 employees, look, you're the boss.
If you want to be president and you want to have a vice president, that's okay, but you're the president, you can fire the vice president.
If you need a secretary and a finance person, I get it.
I get that you need people in your own thing, but you're the boss, and you get them all in a room together, and you say, we're going to do things two ways here, my plan A or my plan B. That's the way it goes.
Exactly.
Well, and here's the thing.
Look how long they've been going and how well they have done.
And they just broke their biggest story.
Biggest story, and they're going to pull this crap.
They're dumb.
So whoever's doing this is dumb as hell.
You took all that off Pfizer.
You took all the attention off Pfizer, and you put it on yourself.
I mean, you're idiots.
Mm-hmm.
So I just go in there with a hook and say, hey, you're an idiot, you're fired.
You're an idiot, you're fired.
You're an idiot, you're fired.
It's true.
Clean house.
And there's nothing, what's going to happen when he does?
You know, he can rebuild.
I mean, man.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know, once you've done this to somebody...
There's no coming back.
It's not just hard feelings, man.
When people you trust screw you and stick a knife in your back, you can't work with them anymore.
So something's got to give.
And I don't know the whole story, people.
I'm just assuming.
But something's got to give here.
And it's not looking good for them to survive to me.
Unless he goes back and then he cleans house.
And that's it.
Yeah.
Something's got to give here.
And we'll soon find out because he can always move on.
Now, I have no idea what his compete clause looks like.
Now, that could play a card in here.
And, you know, there are a couple other factors to consider.
But if we haven't seen it, we don't know what it is.
He's staying very quiet on the subject.
So there's obviously an NDA, a nondisclosure agreement, that's also probably there as well.
And so he's going to have to be careful, and they're going to have to be careful.
But as a result, who is really suffering right now?
Well, Project Veritas itself, which has done amazing work under the guidance of James O'Keefe.
And I hope they get it together soon.
I really do.
This is a true story.
There's a friend of mine going to a company, and they wanted to sign a non-compete.
And it was a pretty big company.
And this is not a million-dollar deal, but it's six figures.
Mm-hmm.
And he said, I don't want to sign this thing, man, because I don't want to trust them.
I mean, man, they're locked in.
I said, well, he'll just sign it.
He said, well, you know, you have to sign it in front of them.
I said, but are they going to check your name?
I said, just sign it, Elmer Fudd.
I swear this is a true story.
That's how he signed it, Elmer Fudd.
And then the whole thing blew up three months later, and they're like, we got non-compete calls.
I said, oh, you do, huh?
You might want to look at that signature again.
They looked down, it was Elmer Fudd.
Oh my gosh.
Oh no.
They couldn't do nothing.
They couldn't do nothing.
You should have looked at the signature.
Exactly.
Next time you can sign it Uranus, right?
Yeah.
Emmer Fudd in Uranus.
Oh my gosh.
That was so many years ago.
I just remember that talking about this, but I promise you that's a true story.
We laughed for months over that thing.
Oh, boy.
Elmer Fudd.
Elmer Fudd.
I love it.
Well, that's good advice.
There's going to be like 20 people tomorrow that's going to get contracts with Elmer Fudd around the country.
Or people are going to start digging up old contracts to see if that's how they sign their name.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I mean, this is the whole thing.
We've got a situation now, and thank goodness for Guerrilla Outfits reporting like Project Veritas, because look at what they've uncovered.
Some of the biggest stories.
I remember when abortion clinics were saying, oh no, we would never use baby parts.
Well now it's out in the open and it's common practice.
I mean...
Well, what did they tell you, too?
There is no such thing as baby parts.
An abortion is a...
Right.
They said a pile of goop.
Cells.
Clump of cells.
Cluster of cells.
A pile of goop.
And they had half the country thinking that abortion was just a...
It looked like some mashed potatoes down in there.
They did.
Yeah.
And then, well, if it's just a ball of goop and it's just a cluster of cells, how come they're selling the fingers separate?
Eyeballs?
Ears?
They had a...
They literally have a laundry list, like somebody's grocery list.
Everything they're taking.
It is so horrible.
And the fact that these babies are being born alive and then they're killing them is even worse.
And I don't know how these people can walk around.
I really do not.
I think, you know, we cover so much during the week, but one of the things that really struck me this week, and it's kind of haunted me, is something that when we were talking about abortions and we were talking about these kids need to see exactly what an abortion looks like if they're able to talk about pronouns and sex changes and all of this stuff and CRT in schools they should also be exposed to what an abortion is taking the life of a baby
one that is yours they should know the consequence of their actions And I've thought about that several times.
And if they can allow one thing, then they should be able to allow another, the consequences of it.
And stories of people that have done that and how much they regret it now.
Or the survivor stories of people that have gone on to be incredible individuals, incredible human beings.
Those with Down syndrome.
There was that gentleman that testified as well.
And it just opened everyone's heart when he started talking about the fact that his life matters.
Every life matters.
And for these Democrats, these leftists, these liberal loons who sit there and say, my body, my choice, well, you should have thought about that.
You know how this whole system works, how reproduction works, all right?
You should have thought about that.
It's no longer just about you.
It's about another human being.
It's a life.
And you don't have that power to take that life.
It's horrible to me, but they should at least be exposed.
I mean, now it's back at the states, right?
I mean, the Supreme Court ruled that it goes back to each state, so the states have that kind of control.
If you really want to kill your baby, then you can state shop and find a place where you can do that.
It's not like it's completely been wiped away, but you need to know and be educated about what you're doing.
That's how I see it.
Yeah.
It's a horrible subject, but it's one that is being discussed a lot.
And you have the same hypocrites that are saying, my body, my choice, and yet they expect for you to get a jab at the same time.
Yeah, my body, my choice.
Sure.
Sure.
Yeah, the jab is just your body, your choice.
A baby's not your body.
It's your body and a baby's choice.
That's right.
That's the difference.
Huge difference.
That is right.
And the jab, it don't wear worth a damn.
Well, and here you go.
You start talking about the things that this government has really been trying to brainwash people with.
Well, it's official.
The CDC adds COVID-19 vaccine.
That's right.
This thing that's causing all this myocarditis, and it is, and anybody that says it isn't, it is.
The numbers are in.
They are.
But they're going to...
COVID almost doesn't affect children at all.
I mean, I'm not kidding.
It's like a better chance of dying of COVID. So now they're going to vaccine your kid on a virus that doesn't affect kids, but has all these side effects.
It's just, and if you go to public school, they're going to jab you.
They're going to jab them.
Mm-hmm.
Whether you like it or not.
And so I don't know how you even keep your kids in school.
I know, exactly.
I mean, this is...
Seriously, I mean, you got to think about that.
Or just say, I'm not getting it.
Period.
And there are a number of states that are actually doing something about it.
So here you go.
Safe states for children.
Here's an updated list of states that won't comply.
There's going to be a bunch.
Right?
It's going to be red states, folks.
Move to a red state.
I'm telling you, the future is red states and blue states, and blue states are going to suck, so you might as well just move now.
Well, and what's really great on a positive front is that as a result of people moving to all of these red states, they're going to have more representatives So, yeah, move.
Don't even think about it twice.
I mean, if you can, you can.
Now, you've got all of these things that are happening right now, but I like the state idea.
Finally, this power is landing into the state.
So, choose your governor wisely.
I know you did.
A governor is as important as the president.
It is.
Yeah.
A good governor is important.
If you can get a good governor like DeSantis, it's every bit as important to you if you live in that state as the president.
Because state rights are everything, and no matter what Washington tries to throw at him, you don't have to do it.
That's right.
And we've got a couple of those states right now.
Of course, Florida.
Yours, Ron DeSantis.
You've got Virginia.
You've got Wyoming.
You've got Utah.
You've got Oklahoma.
You have got Iowa.
You've got Alabama, Tennessee, Missouri, South Dakota, Montana, South Carolina, Ohio, Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Nebraska.
Take your pick.
And that's just the start.
That's like after a few days, like after this morning.
So there'll be more than that.
It's going to catch time.
They're not going to let them just go in there and jab their kids with this ridiculous...
So-called vaccine.
I mean, what's their point?
It doesn't work.
It doesn't...
They even admit it.
It doesn't stop transmissions.
It doesn't stop you from dying.
It doesn't...
More people are dying COVID that are vaxxed right now.
And they've said it from the beginning.
It affects old people and overweight people and people...
I mean, just like the flu does, you know.
If you're 70, 80 years old, get the flu, you're in trouble anyway.
But, you know, so...
What are we going to do?
Let's jab the kids automatically.
Just...
It's just...
It's so ridiculous.
Especially when you start looking at the survival rate and everything else.
This is just another way for Big Farm to ensure that all the money that they've been dumping...
Years and years of billions, right there.
Yes, exactly.
That's their payback.
Yep, and it's guaranteed money.
It's guaranteed.
And they're all brought to you by Pfizer.
The Grammys, the Satanic Grammys brought to you by Pfizer.
That's right.
CBS brought to you by Pfizer.
Royal Wedding.
Yeah, brought to you by Pfizer.
Mitch McConnell's campaign.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
I mean, they all need to get...
Every one of these little bitches need to get Fiver's tramp stamps on their damn bag.
Well, they owe it to them.
Really.
I mean, they owe it to them.
They really need to flash that tattoo.
They do.
Tramp stamps, too.
On the men.
Well, you know, that's the thing.
It's like, I mean, if you knew this stuff going into a date or something, and you said, okay, so what kind of person are you?
It's good to have these conversations, political conversations, before you get emotionally involved, because there are people that if they were to say that they were for the vaccination, forget it.
If they're for some of the stuff that these liberal loons...
You need to know who you're talking to because don't put another bit of effort or energy into it, if that's the case.
I mean, look at what's happened though.
People can't even meet anybody anymore.
Hundreds of thousands of students didn't return to school after the coronavirus.
You wonder what's going on?
I just think they're tired of the school systems and they're just not going to let them go back.
And then they're teaching them at home and don't care.
Oh my gosh, they wouldn't let them in to begin with.
They said if you cannot have a job, you can't go to school.
You can teach your kids way better than these government school teachers can anyway.
Don't let them lie to you.
You can teach them all this stuff where they don't have an official high school diploma.
If they don't have an official high school diploma, then they can't go to college.
You don't need any of that stuff.
You can teach them how to be a business person, how to make money, how to pay their bills, how to be responsible.
Stuff you don't learn in school.
I mean, seriously, I try to think back at high school, and not just high school, but 12 years.
And when you get past reading, writing, and some history, and some math, you really didn't learn anything you're going to use the rest of your life.
You don't!
I mean, I took algebra and calculus and all that hard stuff, and I'm like, You know, you're sitting there and you're getting up, pouring some coffee.
You know, I was just sitting there thinking the A, B squared plus...
Right.
You don't use that in a regular day.
The square root of a nano's butt equals A, B, S, pi, and the root of B. And I'm just like, I just don't use that.
You know, for what?
Scholar turd.
The scholar comes out.
Yeah, it is true.
If you get good at it, you know, and then you go to college and do it some more, and then what are you going to be?
I mean, who uses algebra?
They say, hey, but if you're an engineer, you use algebra.
And I say, no, they don't.
Right.
Well, I mean, you've been building for a long time.
You were in construction, so you know exactly what goes in.
And it's not something that people use.
But here's the deal.
An estimated 240,000 students across 21 different states did not return to school following the coronavirus.
And this was a study from Stanford and the Associated Press.
So I'm sure there's a lot more than that.
I mean, they weren't even discriminating.
If you didn't have that jab, you were not allowed to go to school.
And it affected the minority communities.
I bet there's many parents that were just...
They brainwashed.
I mean, they literally...
I mean, look what they did.
Look how they scared people.
And some people took it ridiculous.
And I don't feel sorry for them.
They're just assholes.
But some people...
They are hypochondriacs in this world.
Imagine those!
Oh my god!
Ones that see shrinks.
They're so bad germaphobes.
I mean, my god.
I mean, they're in the bathroom scrubbing the skin off their fingers and going, oh my god, it was bad before, but now this coronavirus is going to kill.
And I guarantee you that a lot of them said, I'm not going to let my kids ever be in school again, be around that and get coronavirus.
And of course, they get it's an instant death sentence.
It's the flu, man.
They'll be all right.
I've done it 29 times in my life.
I'm still here.
Oh my gosh.
So, Turdstein, E equals MC squared science.
Yeah, that's your daily science briefing.
Well, there's so many things that are going on here, including this whole, as the press secretary would call it, Nordstrom pipeline.
It's the Nord Stream pipeline, but you remember the gaffe.
We had fun with that one.
We told you when they blew it up, it was the United States.
And I was a conspiracy theorist for that one, too.
Of course.
Of course.
Because everything, you know, they're so far behind.
They've been trying to cover this stuff up for so long that it's just gotten ridiculous.
So, here you go.
You've got 11...
House Republicans led by Matt Gaetz, who is just fierce lately.
Loving what's coming out of Matt.
He's just awesome.
They introduced the Ukraine fatigue resolution to halt the U.S. military and financial aid to Ukraine.
And then all of a sudden, They start talking in that same note, everything that came out of Biden's mouth.
Bombshell report, Joe Biden gave approval to bomb Russia's Nord Stream pipeline.
Here's the update.
The White House has responded.
But that deep water explosion that destroyed the Nord Stream pipeline.
We did it.
We did it.
Yeah, the last thing Europe's going to do is do it.
The last thing Russia's going to do is do it because it benefits them.
Right.
Yeah, we went over there and blew it up.
No approval, no congressional approval, no nothing.
Just went over there and blew it up.
Well, we believe in global warming, and there's more stuff coming out of that right there than a million airplanes.
Well, that's the thing.
I mean, when you talk about the damage that this did with the environment, oh my gosh, where are the environmentalists?
It's like they're hanging out with the Me Too crowd.
I mean, they just disappear completely when something like this happens.
So here's Joe Biden in his own words.
Let me answer the first question first.
If Russia invades, that means tanks or troops crossing the The border of Ukraine again.
Then there will be no longer a North Stream 2.
We will bring an end to it.
But how will you do that exactly?
Since the project is within Germany's control?
I promise you we'll be able to do it.
Yeah, there you go.
It's from his own mouth.
These reporters are like, well, how would you do it?
A bomb, dumbass!
You ever heard of one?
Boom!
You know, they're just as shocked at some of the things that come out of his mouth.
I think they're just going, are you seriously talking about...
That one gaffe he said?
That one gaffe he did in the State of the Union, though, the...
Which one?
The one where he said, I can promise you if something comes up, I'll veto it.
Did you hear that one?
The slur of the nation, yes.
Slur of the union.
Oh my gosh.
It's just one ridiculous thing after another.
And here we've got the laughing, we are the laughing stock as a result of this fool.
We absolutely are.
He can't even get his tone right.
He don't even know when to act angry and it's fake.
And then it's too angry and it's not angry enough.
I will.
Ew.
Just whispering.
Stupid idiot.
He's a moron.
Yeah, you have to start with screaming and then you have to...
Go shower with your daughter and sniff some hair, you creep.
Poor girl.
I feel so sorry for her.
Oh my gosh.
I do.
And then she's got to act like now, she's got to act like it's all normal.
We read the diary.
When you was telling the truth, nobody's around.
We had a different story to tell.
At the time, that day...
Gosh, well, it's something else.
And as a result of all of this, of course, I mean, we're moving into war because, hey, no one's asking for peace.
I mean, do you see anybody other than President Trump asking for peace?
I certainly do not.
I haven't seen one person call for peace, but President Trump, you know, I'm not saying not, you know, people like us.
I'm just saying one person.
Kind of high up political figure in the United States.
I've not heard one talk about peace.
It's just bomb, bomb, bomb.
We got the turtle Mitch McConnell, cocaine Mitch.
He goes into the State of the Union, sitting there like a stump with that scrawl on his face, looking like a turtle, and he's got a Ukraine tie on.
Why would you not have a United States of America tie on?
He's got no pin, he's got no little flag from the United States, and he's got a Ukraine tie.
Are you the senator from Ukraine?
God.
Well, that's who they are.
I'm so tired of that stupid little idiot, corrupt, little freak-necked dancer, Zelensky, that little United States puppet we put in.
I am so tired of that phony actor.
I can't stand to even look at that guy.
I hate him.
No one can.
There's something about him that irks the shit out of me.
No one can.
In fact, I think he's been hanging out with Hunter Biden, or at least they know the same people.
More lodges.
...donor of military equipment to Ukraine, and we said that we would match or exceed that amount, almost two and a half conversations, which is why we've provided it on, but also those long...
...bring to anything good.
Sniff, sniff, sniff.
...phase of the battle, and that's a very productive conversation that we're having today as well.
Good.
I mean, okay, I can understand a cold because I've had one for a week, but you haven't heard that happening with me, okay?
I'm just saying, I'm pointing this out.
Sniffy Zielinski.
It's a sugar booger.
I mean, I looked at that clip today and I went, okay, that's a little sus because, yeah, sniffy, sniffy, nonstop.
That's what he's doing.
A little suspect because, you know, Hunter Biden has quite a little suspect.
But I totally agree with you with this clown.
I mean, there has been so much going on in Ukraine, and no one is taking any kind of measures to find out where our taxpayer money is going.
That's a problem, and it should be a problem for everyone.
You've heard a lot of our representatives saying, hey, you know what?
We need to know where this money—no one is having any accountability for it.
Where is it going?
And nobody knows.
It goes to Ukraine, and it goes back into their pockets.
We have a country that needs help.
We got citizens that need help in this country.
We got homeless.
We got all these problems.
You know how much $100 billion would go for that in one year?
Yes.
Like I'm telling you folks, they don't give the states that much money.
Oh my gosh.
They'll give our 51st state that much.
It is true.
I mean, the fact that we're even having these conversations about just citizens voting in our elections is just amazing to me.
I can't wrap my head around it.
Here's Representative James Comer talking about passing a bill for citizens voting only.
Thank you, Mr.
Chairman, Ranking Member McGovern.
I urge Rules Committee to grant a prompt rule for the House's consideration of two bills, each of which strikes down a law adopted by the D.C. Council.
One of the bills is by House Joint Resolution 24, disapproving of the District of Columbia's Local Resident Voting Rights Amendment Act of 2022.
The other bill is Representative Clyde's House Joint Resolution 26, disapproving of D.C.'s Revised Criminal Code Act of 2022.
Our nation's capital city is in crisis.
Crime is rampant.
Students in D.C. public schools suffered historic learning loss because Democrats kept schools closed.
Buildings are sitting empty while federal workers continue to work from home.
We talked about that last week.
But the D.C. Council has chosen to prioritize legislation that will make things worse.
This includes a bill, the Local Resident Voting Rights Act Amendment of 2022, to allow non-citizens, including illegal immigrants and foreign employees at embassies openly hostile to the United States, to vote in local elections.
This move by the D.C. Council dilutes the votes of American citizens.
Including the many residents of the district who struggled and sacrificed to obtain legal citizenship.
Voting is a pillar of American democracy and a constitutional right that must be protected and preserved for citizens of our country.
Voting is how Americans exert their will upon the government.
Voting ultimately determines how laws are written and enforced so that citizens can shape the rules under which they can earn a living and be protected from harm.
Voting is an essential privilege and responsibility established at Great Cross throughout our nation's history.
Yet on November 21st, 2022, the DC Council chose to grant the vote to anyone residing in the district, including those here illegally and other non-citizens.
Now just think about the immediate implications of this law.
Our nation's capital city plays host to hundreds of foreign organizations and embassies.
Many of these foreign nationals...
It's crazy that we would even be having the conversation.
They're insane.
The Democrat Party, they hate you.
They hate the voters.
They want the country destroyed.
They don't even know why, but they do.
My gosh.
I mean...
And they're voters.
We know that.
They're dumb.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
I mean, it's just like, you have to be aware of your surroundings these days.
You know, you can't go out and you're walking around.
I don't care where you're at.
You can get jacked anywhere in America right now.
So you have to be around, you know, in real life, you have to be around, you know, where you're surrounded.
You got to look around in your peripherals.
Use your peripherals, folks, so you don't get jacked.
So, you know, you're checking your peripherals, and you're like, I ain't gonna get jacked here.
I mean, I go through life like that.
And I drive my car like everybody's out to kill me.
Everybody's drunk.
I mean, you have to, you know, you have to be aware of your surroundings so you hopefully don't get caught in a situation or you can prevent it.
Well, you have to do that in your country, too, when you're voting.
And these people, oh, Democrats, and they're all getting together, and it comes from college and high school.
These teachers and these professors are brainwashing your children.
You think they're going to teach them how to be a business person, but they're really teaching them how to be a good government, Democrat-voting slave, and that's what they're teaching them to be.
That's right.
And this is a real problem because think about what's happened.
I mean, look at California.
Look at Texas.
Look at what's going on with our border.
And now all of a sudden, this one is out from the Daily Caller, exclusive ICE chief admits to enormous illegal immigration data errors exposed by DCNF. They've been lying about all of this, all of these numbers.
Have just been totally skewed.
And how we have that mayor Arcus over there still is just outrageous.
I cannot believe they have not impeached that man.
Yet he just sits up there and lies.
Non-stop.
That's all they all do.
All of them.
Constant.
Constant.
They can't even get their figures right.
And so the head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, ICE, they admitted to the agency's error in publishing incorrect data previously exposed by the Daily Caller News Foundation on illegal immigrants released into the interior of the country,
according to a letter exclusively obtained by DCNF. The D.C.N.F. earlier discovered that 18
,000%.
Think about that.
As in everybody.
They're just letting them loose.
They want them out there.
They want them disrupting your lives.
They want them taking your jobs.
They want them diluting the population with people that, you know, low-skilled workers.
And they want you to lose your job.
They're doing this to hurt you.
They hate you.
That's right.
And like I said, you're not aware of your environment.
You're sitting around voting for this.
It's to your own demise.
In this country, with the corruption we have in this country, I'm telling you, we've got 10 or 15 more years if something don't change.
Get ready, folks.
Your kids are going to have a tough life.
I'm old now.
I've lived my life.
But your kids, they're not going to have what we had.
And if they don't stop this woke mind virus, and this ridiculous crap they're pushing down everybody's throat, and everybody, they act like 96% of the world's population is transgender, It's ridiculous.
But see, understand the psychology behind it also.
It's even more sinister than that.
A lot of these people are coming into this country from other parts of the world.
They are used to communism.
They are used to falling in line with government.
They are used to all of that stuff.
And so they're easier to control.
Whereas Americans who are born free and have those ideas, we're much harder to convince that communism is a good idea, right?
Lean in the shit you say.
F off, loser.
Exactly.
We're not going to be so easy.
So yes, I mean, think about this.
I mean...
18,000% they were underreporting by the number of illegal immigrants released with GOP trackers by roughly 600%.
These aren't small margins, all right?
18,000% and 600%, okay, that's significant.
That's not a mistake by any judge.
So, yeah.
They're going to have to figure all of that out, but like I said, how they have not impeached this man, I have no idea.
Mariokas should go.
He's just probably one of the worst.
It's hard to determine worse.
It's like looking at 12 rotten apples that's got worms in them, and you're like, which one's the best apple?
Exactly.
None of them.
They're all rotten with worms in them.
Yeah.
And here you have it.
J.D. Vance is talking about it as well.
He says, look, illegal immigration robs Americans of dream of owning a home.
And it's true.
There's so many negatives that are coming out of this.
Not to mention the fact that you've got an open border.
You've got all of this that's happening.
You've got the fentanyl problem.
You've got the human trafficking problem.
You've got the cartels going wild out there.
You've got deaths.
If they care about the human life, which is what they claim.
I mean, they absolutely claim it.
And you've seen the pictures of AOC hanging on the fence in pure white.
And all of that, then they would be out there and they would be advocating on behalf of these people and making sure that they return to their countries in safety.
But not just coming here with coyotes and everything else and just being set loose in our country.
It just doesn't work that way.
This is really, I mean, we can talk about incompetence, but it's beyond that.
Like you said, it's sinister.
Even here, you have five Chinese nationals caught entering U.S. illegally through Mexico.
It's a story every single day.
Was one of them named Fang Fang?
It could have been Fang Fang.
I don't know.
It was her replacement.
It was Fang Fang, Bang, Bang.
They're all going to Eric Swalwell's house.
Exactly.
I don't, you know, that whole story.
And when you talk about the infiltration of China in our government.
If the Republicans start playing their game, please.
He deserves this.
He deserves to be called and subpoenaed in the House.
And he needs to be grilled by every one of y'all.
What did you see?
What did you say to Fang Fang when you were banging?
How many times did you sleep with her?
What did you say to her?
What was she asking you?
Uh-huh.
I know.
Did you tickle her with a feather?
Oh, gosh.
And do you remember what you said in your drinking games?
I mean, I don't know.
Were you drinking when you were sleeping with her?
Right.
How much alcohol did you have?
Or when you were playing...
Well, you might say something you don't remember.
Or when you were playing Naked Twister.
Look, how many people do they try to, how many times do they try to embarrass Trump?
Yes.
And try to, I mean, and all these fake rape claims and all this stuff, I mean, with much more serious stuff.
So why can't he be embarrassed?
Because he, and unlike Trump, Trump didn't do anything.
It's just lies.
He actually did it.
That's right.
I know.
I know exactly.
Well, this is what happens when you have got a corrupt government.
And here you go.
Another example of that.
The FBI to retract a Catholic infiltration memo.
Conduct an internal review.
Yeah, this is pretty sad.
It's happening right now, folks.
There's a bunch of FBI whistleblowers coming to Jim Jordan right now.
Since the Republicans got the House, they're coming in that office saying, look.
Thank goodness.
And then every time they do, they're firing them.
Exactly.
That's illegal.
I know it.
And thank you for proving that this is a true story.
Why would you fire somebody?
It is so true.
I mean, you've got Thomas Baker, who was a former FBI special agent, and he's talking about it, you know, and so are so many others.
You've got Nicole Parker.
Here she is.
Participating in the investigations of myriad criminal cases.
The Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school shooting in Parkland, Florida.
The 2017 Fort Lauderdale Airport shooting.
The Caesar Sioc pipe bomb case.
Multi-million dollar Ponzi schemes, crimes on the high seas, bank robberies, murders for hire, sexual assaults, extortions, and more.
Yes, it was physically taxing and emotionally jarring, but I believed I was making an impactful difference.
And every day, I woke up and I embraced being an FBI Special Agent until things changed.
Over the course of my 12-plus years, the FBI's trajectory has transformed.
On Bureau, the Bureau's mission remained the same, but its priorities and governing principles shifted dramatically.
The FBI became politically weaponized, starting from the top in Washington and trickling down to the field offices.
Although FBI employees have their First Amendment rights, they are not at the liberty to allow their personal political views or preferences to determine their course of action or inaction in any investigation.
Lady Justice must remain blind.
Those that do not uphold these responsibilities cause a negative ripple effect throughout the agency in the field.
It's as if there became two FBIs.
Americans see this, and it is destroying the Bureau's credibility, causing Americans to lose faith in the agency, and therefore the hardworking and highly ethical agents who still do the heavy lifting and pursue noble cases.
It makes it very difficult for agents to do their job when the FBI loses the responsibility.
Yeah, so true.
I mean, who takes the FBI seriously?
This is great.
Everything we've been saying, me and you, she just said and she's on the inside.
That's what we're trying to say.
The thing she listed at first is what the FBI, we need everybody to do that thing.
We need you to chase bank robbers.
We need you to chase terrorists.
We need you to chase rapists and child murderers and kidnappings and serial killers.
We need you for that.
But that's not what you're doing anymore.
You only exist, and like she says, the American people see it.
We see it.
You have no credibility.
You've destroyed your reputation.
Thanks, Christopher Wray.
Thanks, James Comey.
Thanks, Peter Strzok.
Y'all destroyed the agency, and you sit up there smirking, still getting $7 million book deals, and we see it, and we are disgusted by you.
Totally disgusted.
100%.
I mean, seriously, if I were to meet somebody now and they said that they worked for the FBI, I would probably leave the conversation.
I'd be like, see you later.
And it doesn't just need to be disbanded.
Now that we know how...
You're here to frame me.
Yes, exactly.
Exactly.
You're not allowed in here because you're just going to plant evidence.
And I have to live with that fear.
I got a big account.
Everybody's after me.
And I have to live with the fear of them framing me for something.
You do.
And they will.
I mean, they planted child born on Cheryl Atkinson's husband.
And she's...
One of the biggest reporters in America.
You are absolutely right.
They are doing everything.
They have no problem doing that, folks.
They have no problem if you're a thorn in their side, planting evidence.
I mean, you know, hey, we got a...
We got a, you know, a subpoena to search your house.
We got a search warrant.
They come in your house.
They come out of a handcuff.
You set you on the floor, come out of your back room.
Hey, man, you got 17 kilos of coat laying on your bed back here.
We just found you.
Right.
Look at that.
You know?
Exactly.
I don't trust them.
I don't trust them because they don't deserve trust, because they're untrustworthy, they're a bunch of liars, and they've destroyed.
Christopher Wray is one of the most traitors to this country there's ever been, and he just sets up out of that smirk.
And we know what they're doing.
We see it every day.
We see how they don't...
Seriously, I honestly believe a Democrat politician Could go on a mass murder and a streak and they get a $50 fine.
You get a $50 fine.
And then if you've seen Amazing Grace, 20 blocks from an abortion clinic, they raid you home and try to put you in prison and throw you down, come in there with machine guns strapped and body armor and helmets like you're in a rock.
And throw you down in front of your family.
And this is happening in America.
And they try to put a guy in, you know, anything.
You can't even make your little bitty mistake.
And they're coming for you.
Oh, they absolutely are.
It's got to stop.
It's got to stop.
And so that's why I really agree.
This poor lady's crying.
I mean, well, it's so sad.
I mean, look at what she's been exposed to.
She was trying to do good.
She was proud of what she'd been doing.
And then all of a sudden, in the last six or eight years, She's crying because it hurts her.
That's something she loves so much, like the FBI. And she was proud that she was putting bad guys.
But all of a sudden, wait a minute, we're not putting bad guys anymore.
We're putting the good guys in jail.
That's right.
And we're letting the bad guys out of jail.
You know, as long as it's just, you got a D by your name, you can do anything.
You got an R by your name.
We're coming for you.
We're coming from your family.
We're going to interview you and you can get a date wrong.
Like Roger Stone, they tried to put him in, hey, they found him guilty and was sent to prison for nine years, folks, for getting a date wrong in an interview that he says he still didn't even get that wrong.
Exactly.
So they're coming for you.
It's so bad that it's no longer do we need to disband the FBI. We have to abolish it.
Yeah, it's done.
They have overstepped.
Right, exactly.
The CDC has no credibility now.
The FDA has no credibility.
None.
The CDC's credibility is so bad because they set up there.
And had everybody in a panic, and people were really scared for their lives and their babies' lives, and they stood up there and lied to your face every time they opened their mouth, just so they could get Pfizer.
Billions and billions of dollars.
And then they gave them protection.
And then they tried to force it down you, and if you do get something going on, you know, and a reaction, you can't even sue them.
Of course.
They didn't want to tell you what the ingredients were for 75 years.
I mean, everything that they have done, okay, so they obviously prop up a two-tier system, right?
A Democrat or a Republican is going to decide what kind of course is going to be taken.
But then not only that, they go a step further than that, where none of the rules and none of the laws apply to the FBI themselves, right?
They're completely lawless.
They're completely out of control.
So not only do they support a political belief system or structure and they go and they protect them, but as far as rules for them, they have none.
None.
Zero.
Guys, they found some weird guy with a mental problem and they hatched and planned The Governor Whitmer kidnapping was all just entrapment with 14 FBI agents and two suckers they found.
Exactly.
And they did that so Trump would lose the election.
And of course, January the 6th, they had Ray Epps and all these FBI's in there trying to put, hey, go into the Capitol, whisper in your ear, like Wormtongue.
It's so true.
Wormtongue and the Lord of the Rings.
My God, man.
Wormtongue.
Wormtongue hips.
Hey, man.
The Capitol.
We've got to go in the Capitol.
In it.
It's really important that we go inside the Capitol.
And people that just walked up the steps have been sitting in there in solitary confinement with misdemeanor trespassing charges, you know, getting beat up and getting treated like POW prisoners in Vietnam.
And while that guy right there, the ringleader, Nothing's happened to him, and you're trying to tell me the FBI wasn't 100% involved in that and tried to make it happen and pushed it?
Of course they were.
Of course.
They're rotten, man.
They're so rotten, it's ridiculous.
Well, they've always been like this, though.
I mean, they've gotten even worse, and everybody knows that he's a fed.
I mean, come on.
How could you not?
The guy sat there.
Of course he is.
And they didn't do anything about him.
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
While he was sitting there screaming all of this stuff.
Of the people that's on film...
Doing stuff on January 6th, of all the people that's on film, and think about how they want to treat anybody with a MAGA hat that said anything.
They're domestic terrorists.
But Ray Epps was the number one guy on film during that whole thing that we've seen.
They haven't released all the film, but from what we've seen, he's the number one ringleader of the quote-unquote insurrection that never happened.
Oh, definitely.
And nothing happens to him?
I'm telling you, there were so many plants in the office.
I'm surprised it didn't look like a forest out there.
Oh, it's true.
I mean, here he goes.
Tomorrow, we need to go into the Capitol!
Into the Capitol!
What?
No!
Wait, listen!
No!
Fed!
like to say it because I'll be arrested.
Well, let's not say it.
We need to go.
I'll say it.
All right.
We need to go in.
Shut the fuck up, boo.
Fed!
Sky was everywhere.
Man, I had a bad feeling about that day.
We were live on air.
Yes, we were.
I was telling everybody, this is a trap, man.
I was saying, get out of there.
I told people, people were asking me, are you going to the January 6th?
I said, hell no, I'm not going up there and getting into that.
I have a bad feeling about this.
I had a bad feeling for 48 hours.
I'm like, man, I just have this feeling that this is the biggest trap in history.
There's something wrong.
You knew it.
You know, I stayed in Florida.
Yes, you did.
You knew exactly.
And we were doing the show that day and you just gave a play by play.
And it was like something I just couldn't believe.
I mean, you were just watching all of this stuff in real time and you're like, look at this.
This is a complete setup.
And even the way they were shooting the films, right?
What they were releasing on the news.
You knew exactly what it was all about.
I mean, it was...
We were screaming, don't go in there!
Don't go in there!
I know it.
Yeah.
I know.
So they got all the FBI's and all the little hired helpers and all of that, and they got them up front.
They got everybody riled up.
And then, okay, y'all come in.
And the police...
We saw the...
Hey, it's on film.
We see them.
There's like a metal door that's magnetized.
They opened it up and just let everybody walk right in.
Absolutely.
We saw it.
In single file fashion.
We saw it.
We have seen them films.
It's on film.
I'm not like...
A guy goes up and just shoots Ashley about it in the face for no reason.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this whole thing just stinks to high heaven.
And I hope they find the truth about this and it comes out at some point.
Well, here's the problem.
If we've learned anything from history, look at how long we found out before we found out that the CIA killed a sitting president, Kennedy, right?
Okay, so they keep this under wraps, and then finally they release it to the American people.
When they feel like we're not going to react and have a response to it.
So when most of those people are gone and no longer here because you can imagine what would have happened if they knew that the CIA and our intelligence community was involved in that.
What would have happened?
We probably wouldn't have a country right now.
Well, the same exact thing is going to happen with all of this corruption.
But these people are so deep into it, they can't get out of it.
And so they just keep covering it up with another story, another lie, another setup, another scheme.
And before you know it, I mean, this is what we have now.
A completely divided country now.
We have got people that are just so gone.
I mean, our FBI needs to just be completely taken out.
It all starts with Christopher Wray.
Yes, it does.
Just the most rotten people you could imagine.
And don't care that he's destroyed.
You think he cares if he destroyed the FBI? He doesn't care.
He doesn't.
No, no, not even.
He was best friends with Mueller and best friends with Comey.
Boy, I have no idea why Trump picked him, but it was a bad mistake.
Well, and that's what people are concerned about this time around.
I mean, and they have a right for it.
But here's the thing.
I trust President Trump, and I will support President Trump 100%.
He knows, and believe me, President Trump is 100 times steps ahead of everybody else.
But he knows what he's got and who he's got.
And he knows that you've got the RNC machine that is going after him, wanting to make sure that he doesn't run.
They're going after a Pence subpoena.
They're trying to find anything and everything they possibly can to make sure that President Trump does not run this time around.
I mean...
We'll see how it all shakes down.
I mean, we're going to find out this year.
There's a lot.
Man, can you imagine all this stuff's going to happen this year?
I know.
We've got so much time on our hands.
It's not even funny.
I mean, this is...
Anyway, we're 15 minutes over right now, sweetheart.
Oh, we are!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
That show went so fast.
All right.
Real quick, I just want to let everybody know, please join me tomorrow.
tomorrow.
I have a political rendezvous Saturdays at three o'clock.
You can go to julesjoneslive.com for that and pick a platform.
I'm on Rumble's totally separate channel.
But I also want to thank everybody that donated to the show.
Shiloh Scott, KVB68, Laughing at the Sky.
Fiona is my bitch times three.
I am so sorry about your puppy.
I am just...
That is the saddest thing ever.
We will keep...
Fiona, in our prayers.
Wrong Way, who is new to the show, Mother of Pearl.
Thank you so much for the mouse pad.
That is the cutest thing of handsome.
And then also, Tina, Raylene, thank you for all my pillow stuff, the dog beds and everything else.
That was adorable.
Man.
I know.
We have got the greatest litter mates.
It's hard to thank everybody.
It is.
They are.
They're unbelievable.
And the puppy turds are eight months old today.
It's amazing.
There's the cutest little thing.
Well, they're not little anymore.
Man, they're big.
They're big.
I can promise you Wiggles is...
Well, he weighed...
Well, it was two weeks ago.
He was 74 when I weighed him.
Maybe three weeks ago.
I guarantee he's 85 pounds now.
Guaranteed.
Oh, my gosh.
Wiggles is bigger than Smiles, bigger than Pedro, bigger than Sweetie Petey.
By far, he towers over him.
He's...
I'm like, man, did a St.
Bernard sneak in here and get sweetie?
Wiggles is huge.
And his paws are so big and getting bigger, and he's so long.
I know.
He looks kind of, because he's still a puppy, but he's so long.
He's almost weird.
I'm like, he's going to have back problems if he don't reel another five or six inches tall.
He's going to have some back problems.
And he was down at the...
He was down at my front pasture, which is a long way away, you know, probably six, seven acres away from the house.
And I hollered at him this morning.
I was like, come here!
You know, whistled.
And he ran across that three-acre pasture in like 12 strides.
I'm like, good Lord, look at that horse coming this way.
And monkey is so quick, you know, monkey's so fast.
And they always, you know, until a month ago, monkey...
No matter, even with the stride, Monkey was faster because she was just this fast little thing, you know.
But not anymore, man.
He gets that big old giant stride going, and he's lapping up three 10-yard strides.
She's like 40 foot behind him now, and he's fast.
They are just so cute.
I mean, all of them.
Look how little they used to be.
And now, like you said, they're horses, but they are so...
That's little wings.
I know it.
That's pirate.
And I also called her three hearts a lot because she's got them three little hearts.
See them on their back?
Oh, yeah.
Look how awesome.
So I kind of had a nickname for her.
I called her three hearts.
You've just got just the cutest little thing going on over there.
Like I said, any animal would be just so lucky to make it over there.
Oh, and here's Batman.
I haven't seen Stinky in 10 days, so...
Oh, you haven't?
I got a feral cat that's kind of an older cat, and he...
I could never let him inside.
He's a real feral cat, but I mean, he'll come up after years, he'll come up to me, and I let him...
I got a little...
Cage in the garage, because he'll go out in the woods, and about a month later, he'll come back.
He'll be torn up.
His ears have holes in them.
He'll be all beat up and skinny, and then he'll stay in the cage.
And then in my garage, I'll heal him up and take care of his wounds and feed him until he gets fat in about a week or two.
And then when he wants out, he'll go nuts.
He's scratching out the door, and he'll say, it's time for me to leave.
And I'll say, all right.
See you in a month.
Isn't that...
I mean, that's a feral cat, though.
Yeah, he's happy like that, though.
You know, he's an older cat.
There's no...
He wants to live his life out in the woods, as he's lived his whole life out there.
But this has been going on for like a year and a half, two years.
I know, I know.
And sometimes he'll be...
I'm like, well, I guess he's dead.
And then, like, a month later, here he comes, stumbling up.
I hear something going, meow!
And he's just skinny.
And then I fatten him up.
He's fat.
Bandage him up and fix all of his wounds.
And then, you know, he sleeps for a week because he's so tired.
And it's just like this little oasis, like when I get tired of living my life and I need my wound sealed and I need some good grub and some good sleep.
I have a little heating pad out there because he's always beat up.
I don't know what he gets in the fight with.
It looks like other cats.
They're probably out there fighting over a girl or something.
Oh my gosh.
There's never a dull moment over there.
So he left about two weeks ago.
I hadn't seen him, which is not rare for him.
Sometimes he's gone for months.
And sometimes he'll come back three nights in a row and walk back in.
He's a weird cat.
Well, here's one that doesn't look like the others.
And it's funny because when you start looking at your situation over there, and then you look at my little situation over here, it is just...
You want to talk about night and day?
Yeah, Batman.
Batman looks like he's probably Wiggleside.
He looks huge.
Oh, just amazing.
Oh, my God.
And look at that little guy.
There's handsome.
They're going to realize that dog's like three pounds.
I don't think anybody really has grasped that, that he is just a...
Look how small that dog is, because it looks like it's, you know, if you just see a picture of it, to me it looks like a 10, 12 pound dog.
Right.
But it's not.
It's a little bitty baby baby.
He's my purse.
I mean, that's what he is.
A lot of people buy expensive purses.
She just strolls around.
She's like Paris Hilton for people, just so you know.
She strolls around with that damn thing in her purse.
Hobnobbing through Hollywood.
Oh, yes.
No one even knows he's in there.
That's what's so fun.
Unless he wants to be seen, he just kind of sticks to his own thing.
He's just like, whatever.
How many outfits do you have for him?
Oh, he's got his own little closet and everything.
He's got, you know, in every color.
How many outfits?
Just guess.
Oh, gosh.
I mean, he's got everything from a robe to his workout clothes to a raincoat.
I mean, you name it.
He's got something for every occasion.
Does he have galoshes?
Oh yes, he's got some rain shoes and he's got all kinds.
I mean, it's fun.
I mean, there's four of them, but how many pairs of fours?
They come in packs of four.
And I have everything from tennis shoes to he's also got some little boots.
He's got all kinds of little things.
I'm trying to think.
Probably, yeah, and every color.
Because, you know, I mean, if he's wearing red, then he's got red shoes.
If he's wearing blue or black.
Don't let her sissy fight you.
I'm coming to the cat turd ranch.
Keep your manhood.
I have stall number three.
You're going to toughen your ass up.
I do have to go.
I know you do, and so do I. But thank you so much to everyone.
Thanks, everybody.
And you all have just been awesome.
And thank you so much for the MyPillow treats that you gave both of us, Tina Raylene.
This is just amazing, and we appreciate you all so much.
Anyway, have a wonderful weekend.
I'll see those of you that attend Political Rendezvous tomorrow at 3.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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