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The fly was right - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 1/25/2023 - Ep. 252
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Today is Wednesday, January 25th, 2023, episode number 252.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening today?
Ugh, bad storms today.
Yeah, you have them over there now.
We made it through over here.
We're not used to it at all.
That was a bad one.
There was a lot of tornadoes coming all through.
I mean, the same system in Texas and Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama coming across, killing so many people.
It was bad.
Tornadoes.
My gosh.
That was a bad one.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, we have mudslides because we don't have rain generally, but a week of rain, a week and a half of rain, and it just pretty much wiped out a whole bunch of roads and everything else, but that's what happens.
You know why we don't have mudslides in Florida?
Why?
Because there ain't no hills.
You're right there at sea level.
Where's it going to go?
It's not going to go anywhere.
I always tell people the highest peaks in Florida is bridges.
Yeah, it's true.
There's a road you come down, you come out of Alabama.
I can't remember where it's at.
It's a two-lane road.
And there's a little sign.
I can't remember the exact footage, but it'll say, highest point in Florida.
And there's a little arrow there.
286 feet above sea level.
Yeah.
Or something like that, you know.
Oh.
I didn't imagine.
Well, see, at first I thought, to be honest, I thought you had a joke because you're in the sand and I'm thinking cat box related.
I mean, that's exactly what I thought.
I'm like, I'm sure he's got a joke for this one because I was sure you had a joke for my mudslides over here that we're going through as a result.
I do, but it probably wouldn't be good for air.
Hairplay.
Oh my gosh.
So the fly was right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's funny that I said that when we first kind of heard about it on the show yesterday.
We was kind of getting the information almost in real time.
And my first instinct was he's running cover for Joe Biden.
Of course.
This is all planned because he's a snake.
They're all snakes up there together.
And then Tucker had this big show about how he's trying to help Joe Biden.
I was like, man, I'm glad that he saw it like that because that's the way I saw it immediately.
Oh my gosh.
He's trying to rescue Biden.
Certainly.
And this goes to the point of everything that we've been talking about up to now, which has been constant, that they're all in it together.
They're all running cover.
And this is how they operate.
They want to make sure if they can save Biden, because I think even Pence is thinking, hey, what if we did have a Kamala Harris, a VD, as the resident to take the resident spot?
Can you imagine anything worse?
I mean, as soon as I know that he needs to go, but is Kamala Harris going to be any better?
That's their insurance part.
That's why they got the dumbest, most unpopular person in America to be their vice president.
So they would know, everybody would be going, I know Joe's terrible, but man, please.
I mean, really?
He's like, man, Republicans are never going to impeach us with her as being vice president.
I mean, that's really true.
It's their security.
It really is.
But you've got...
You know, I don't know that this went down, but this is how it does go down.
They're like, hey...
You know, I'll say I got some documents over here.
They won't be that bad.
That'll clear you.
Y'all make sure I don't get charged.
And, you know, that way y'all can help me clear out Trump because Pence wants to run for president.
And that's the deals they make.
Everything they say.
When you realize everything they say and the media is a lie and everything they say from just about every politician is a lie, then you start getting the truth in.
It's true.
And you even have Pence, who's up there talking.
And as soon as these classified documents were mentioned, Pence goes on an interview and slams Donald Trump on classified documents.
Listen to what he says here.
Do you take any classified documents with you from the White House?
I did not.
Do you see any reason for anyone to take classified documents with them leaving the White House?
Well, there'd be no reason to have classified documents, particularly if they were in an unprotected area.
Well, there were classified documents and they were in, as you report, an unprotected area.
They just jumped on this story.
All of the Republicans about Donald Trump and the Mar-a-Lago raid All of them piled in there and said, absolutely not.
There's no reason.
And now all of a sudden, you've got all of these little traders one by one by one that are coming in and are saying, oh no, I have documents.
I see how this could happen.
I understand how it could be a mix-up.
Are you kidding?
This is just scratching the surface of what was going on with those documents.
Those documents were seen by people that had no business having eyes on them.
That's the point of them.
There's something so much more sinister going on here.
That klutz turned himself in.
I'm the best guy in the world.
I turned myself in.
Isn't he gross?
I'm holier than thou.
Who falls for that?
I only hope that I'm so holy before the election that I get elected president that God don't just open up the skies and suck me up because I'm that holy just while I'm alive.
He is just creepy and is plastic.
He's creepy to me, man.
He is to me.
I mean, really.
He really just gives me the heebies because there's something just not right.
It's not real.
Right.
Everything's planned.
Everything's planned answers.
Everything's, you know...
Planned responses.
And it's just, it's fake.
It looks fake.
It is fake.
And anybody that knows fake people, when they see them, they immediately say it's just fake.
Oh my gosh.
So, I mean, none of them have a chance.
If your name's not DeSantis or Trump...
Take some advice.
Just, you know, go have a beer with Jeb down at the border.
Exactly.
Nikki Ailey, you ain't got a prayer.
Pompeo, you don't have a prayer.
You know, gosh.
Who was the other one that's declared?
I can't remember.
Who's declared right now?
There's Nikki.
There's Pence.
There's...
Who else is planning on it?
Oh, the dude with the mustache.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mustache man.
John Bolton.
Yeah, John Bolton, who's so got a chance.
We do this for a living and can't remember his name.
That's how important he is in the race.
Literally can't remember his name, and we do this for a living.
It's sad, isn't it?
Both of us were totally taken off guard by that question.
Oh my gosh.
Who's that neocon with big stupid mustache?
Yes.
Love's war.
That Trump actually had to fire as a result.
I mean...
Oh God, when he hired him, I was like, oh my God, please tell me you didn't just do that.
I know.
So many people felt the exact same way.
I know.
I mean, what a disappointment that guy was.
Mustache or not, if you're into him, great.
But no, that guy was bad news.
And so, of course, I mean, even President Trump, he talks about him.
He talked about him even after the fact.
He said, you know, I mean, he knew exactly what he was.
He's a complete traitor.
But that's the problem.
That's why we've got to make sure that we get President Trump away from some of these people, like Lindsey Graham crackers.
Yeah, he's just cancer and poison.
Yeah.
And he's got to get away from them.
But that's up to him.
I can't make somebody see the light and start picking better people.
You have to just do it.
That's right.
You know, it's easy for us to see because think of the world Trump lives in.
And the world, you know, he's president all of a sudden.
And he didn't know any of these people.
I mean, this is not his world.
His world was real estate, you know, billionaire bouncing around with, you know, real estate people and making deals and buying golf courses and buying buildings.
He admits he gave to the Democrat and the Republican Party.
So, you know, he gave as much as he could.
So make it easier on him.
I mean, when you're that honest, that's honest.
That's what I like about him, too.
I really I'm so fond of him.
I love the way he turned this country around.
I mean, there's proof of what he was able to do when he was president.
I don't see why anybody would not want to go back to where things were.
I mean, that's really where we are.
But here is President Trump talking about Bolton.
Check it out.
Yeah, Hillary, and how about the idiot John Bolton?
I mean, he comes in.
All he wants to do is go to war with everybody.
If I listened to that idiot, we'd be right now in World War V. Sir, we saw some movement in China.
I think we should go to war with him.
And I think Russia, let's do them both at the same time.
Let's also go in right now to North Korea.
You know?
He knew exactly what was happening here.
Oh, God.
He knew what he had.
It's like a comedy show.
He's like a stand-up comedian.
He's funny as hell to me.
To me, too.
What makes him funny to me is what makes all the liberals cringe, too.
That makes him double funny.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, and he's not afraid to say it.
He comes right out.
I mean, you saw how he handled the World Economic Forum when he was there.
He said everything that they didn't want to hear.
He's not going to fund this project, this world project, where they...
Are able to spy on Americans and everything else that they want to implement.
I mean, this is what it is.
They want total control.
It's the spookiest group of people I've ever seen.
I don't know how anybody would want to have them in their company.
Ever.
Ever.
It's almost February.
I mean, they normally have the debates around...
I want to say August or July.
So some of these people, you know, within the next 30 or 40 days, they're going to have to get in the race because nobody's getting in.
Isn't that weird?
Isn't it though?
And the Democrats have got to make a decision in the next three months, folks, because if they're just going to run Biden again and try to cheat, which they might do, but Biden's, I don't even know if he'll be around by then.
He's so bad.
Right.
His health is so bad.
I don't even know if he'll be healthy enough to even do an interview.
I mean, he ain't going to be healthy enough.
So you can't lose all that.
You have to, you know, they have to, if he doesn't decide to run, then they're going to have a runoff just like the Republicans are.
So people are going to have to get in it.
They're going to have to build their war chest.
They're going to have to, you know, get a team.
They're going to have to get ready for debates themselves in six or seven months.
If that's going to happen, he can't just wait.
Until, you know, the Republicans go through all this, and then next year at this time, Joe Biden says, well, I'm not running.
Well, it's too late then, because this time next year is when you pick who's going to be the two people running.
Something's wrong, in my opinion.
Yeah, two people.
So officially, John Bolton and Trump's in the race right now.
That's it.
And the Democrats haven't decided what they're doing.
That's weird to me at this point.
Well, I think maybe they're waiting to see what the Republicans are going to do about calling for investigations with everything that we know up to date.
How strong are the MAGA Republican Party going to be?
Because that's what they've labeled us as the MAGA Republican Party that's taken over the House.
And they're trying to act as if that's the enemy.
But it's not the enemy.
It's the Republican Party.
They rightfully won.
They have control.
And we, the people, voted for those people.
So here's the deal.
I think there's something a lot more sinister.
Because when you start having people like Pence and you have others that are popping up saying...
Oh, no, I have classified documents, too.
Oh, me over here.
I do, too.
I can see why that happens.
Well, that doesn't make it legit.
That doesn't make it okay.
It's still very much against everything that would have somebody impeached.
But I don't think that they have faith in the Republicans to really call for an impeachment or anything else with Joe Biden.
I think because maybe they could be implemented, too.
They're not going to impeach him.
I believe the reason they're not going to impeach him, and I would, I would impeach him every five seconds.
But I think the reason, if they do impeach him, I'm just going to tell everybody it's not going to be this year.
They're going to wait until...
Start doing all the impeachment hearings right before the next election, you know, 2024 of summer.
So, I mean, that would make sense, you know, for political reasons.
You know what I mean?
You want to do it now, you want to do it then.
But I think they've got, so they are doing pretty good with their investigations are about to go forward.
So I think they don't want to, you know, I think they want to do all these hearings and stuff.
So who knows what they're thinking.
Who knows?
They're all a bunch of damn liars and thieves.
All I know is that if this were President Trump right now, we would have nonstop coverage on this issue.
Every single magazine, every single newspaper, every single media outlet would be hammering this point on applying pressure To make sure that President Trump did not run again.
They're not doing that with Biden.
They're giving him every single excuse.
And you even have Republicans that are coming to the rescue.
That's what's so bizarre.
They always do.
Yeah.
I mean, they're so bizarre.
Every time we get the Democrats just down and out, and we got them on the ropes, and they're about to get the TKO, and the boxing match is about to be over, here comes Lindsey Graham, here comes Mike Pence, here comes Mitch McConnell to save the day for the Democrats.
I mean, Mitch McConnell just gave them a $1.6 trillion slush fund for the Democrat Party in a lame turn, in a lame duck session that we won the House on.
You can't get no more scummy than that.
I cannot tell y'all people how scummy lowlife would do that to their own party.
It's just, there's no words for it.
It's that bad.
It's not.
And you've got people like Rand Paul who says the overclassification is used to avoid oversight cover-up information on COVID origin.
You're starting to uncover all of this stuff.
I mean, it shouldn't surprise anybody that this is yet part of another cover-up.
I mean, you've got Gates, too.
Thank goodness who's up there talking.
He's like, they had to accuse Trump of colluding with Russia because he was the only one who wasn't.
They have two billion...
Classified documents, okay?
We have a right, and what they do is they want to do everything in secret.
That's what people that are liars and crooks do.
That's what the mob does.
I mean, you want to do everything in secret.
That's why they have all these classified documents.
And then, like, we redact them now.
We have a right to know what you're doing with our money.
You're up there serving us.
You're not serving the FBI. You're not serving the CIA. You're not serving this.
You're serving us.
And we have a right to know in what they do with them documents, and that's why they classify everything, because that's how they keep their power.
They do everything in secret, and then they come out and lie to the American people.
I'm telling y'all, y'all have no idea how corrupt and crooked and horrible our government is right now.
I mean, it's just about beyond repair.
It is.
It really is.
And I just love that Gates isn't, he isn't holding anything back.
Not at all.
I mean, he's going all in for the whole thing.
He calls them corrupt completely and says he needs to be disbanded.
You know, when it came time to stand, and all these things that are going to happen good, and all these rules that were changed to our favor finally, is because of people like Gates and them stood strong.
That's right.
If everybody would have went up there and sat in McCarthy's lap like Marjorie Taylor Greene, they wouldn't have got anything.
You got that right.
And look what happens.
She's on all the committees again.
She's on Fox News.
She's all made up wearing lipstick.
She's not coming on shows like ours anymore.
I mean, say it what it is.
That's exactly right.
But think about Gates and Boebert and all them.
They're heroes, man.
They're not going to win in the end because they just don't have the votes.
They can't win, but they did.
They leveraged their power.
And no matter how much they were going to lose, Gates is not on any committees, man.
He's done.
McCarthy hates his guts.
That's okay.
We love him.
We love him.
So he sacrificed all that stuff actually for the people, man.
You've got to give that when people do that, and it's rare.
And you wouldn't believe he's going to be treated like a pariah up there.
Like that weird drag queen dude.
That Santos guy.
My God, that's the weirdest weirdo.
Please don't resign so I can laugh at you for the next two years.
They got people coming out.
All he does is lie.
Have you heard Joe Biden's popcorn pop story?
Have you heard Joe Biden say he was raised by Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rico?
The guy lies every time he opens his mouth.
Yeah.
He's no different than him.
I know it.
But they want to get rid of him.
And then they called him in that drag.
Oh, my God.
Now I'm like, when people like, they're like, you need to get rid of him.
Like, you know, like Eric Swalwell or something.
He's a liar.
He's this.
Oh, you're just transphobic.
Yeah.
Oh, of course.
Of course.
I just call them all transphobic.
Man, he's a trans.
You just hate him because he's trans.
Yeah.
You've got to use it against them, folks.
The same thing they do to us.
When you get a chance like this, anybody, Adam Kinzinger, you need to resign.
I say, you're just transphobic.
Exactly.
It's perfect.
Like you say, you've got to fight fire with fire because here it is the perfect example of how hypocritical they are.
They'll let Joe Biden tell stories.
Oh yeah, this is him.
This is the actual picture.
Allegedly dressed as drag queen Kiltara Ravosh.
Give Lord Katara Vash.
There she is.
I mean, come on.
They should open arms.
Welcome.
I mean, Santos.
I don't understand it.
Isn't he automatically a hero now?
He should be a superhero to the left.
He wore a dress and makeup, folks.
He's a superhero.
If a guy, is that him too?
No, no.
This is when Representative George Santos got into a Twitter squabble with drag queen Trixie Mattel.
So these two are rivals.
Please don't resign, dude.
I need this.
I need this in my life.
Do not resign.
I gotta have it.
You know what he should do?
I swear to God, man.
Just go with it, man.
Seriously, the next time you go in there, I'm talking about full drag.
I'm talking about the blonde wig up to the ceiling.
I'm talking about the big prosthetic breasts like that dude in Canada.
Wear those.
And go up there and you're like, you're knocking over the microturn with your breasts because they're so big and then you got to pick it up and you're like, I vote yes.
Oh my gosh, how fun.
The go-go boots, the whole deal.
It's a clown show anyway.
Let's get going.
Oh my God.
I swear if he would do that.
If he would do that, it would be the funniest thing.
I mean, oh my God.
And what could they say about it?
What could the left say?
To them, they've been telling us for the last two years that if a dude puts on a dress and wears makeup and dresses up like a girl, that he's the biggest superhero.
I mean, Superman ain't got nothing.
Right.
You know, the four ain't got nothing.
Right.
On this superhero, it's a man dressed in a dress.
I'm talking about, you talking about brave.
You talking about stunning.
You talking about a hero, a deep down hero, way better than the World War II people that stormed Normandy.
Way better.
Oh my gosh.
I think you're onto something.
This has got to happen.
I would love to see this.
Please, just do it, man.
The left couldn't get you then.
You got that right.
I mean...
And he should go up there and say, in all the people on the left that have been criticizing me, it's just because they're transphobic.
Right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
They're just insulting the LGBTQ community.
Oh my gosh, I think you're really onto something.
I really do.
That's what he's got to do.
I agree.
I think it's a wonderful plan.
I would support that one 100%.
Well, and that's the thing.
They want to make sure that the Republicans do not keep the majority in the House.
That's all this is about.
And they want to call out a villain, and this guy is new, and he's got some issues.
I mean, he definitely does.
He's a nutcase.
He is.
He is.
But is he any different than they are?
I mean, is he any different than any of the others that are up there?
No, he's not.
Not even at all.
They had a poll on ABC or CNN. They had a poll.
71% think it should resign.
I said, man, he's got a 29% approval rating.
That's double what any person in Congress has right now.
I think their approval rating is like 12%, 11%.
Oh my gosh.
That dude's a nut, man.
I mean, he's crazy.
He is.
He's got some real issues.
I mean, he just lies.
And if you're going to lie, you know, lie.
Don't say, you know, hey, you know, it's something simple.
Just go ahead and do it like Al Gorey.
I invented the internet.
Exactly.
And never take it back.
Just continue to go with it and do your thing.
I mean, they also got him on...
Remember the white symbols, right?
They were calling him a white supremacist, of course.
And they said that he was giving the OK sign, which is what white supremacists do.
I mean, it's just...
It's so ridiculous that...
I mean, they're really fishing for anything.
But that's exactly what their plan is.
They want to destroy us from within, and they think that we will just...
Take it.
Look at this.
There's too much humor there.
Just stay in there, buddy.
Yeah, just go with it.
I mean, Jon Lovitz impersonating him.
Just for my personal jokes that I get to tell for the next two years.
It's just fun.
It's a real opportunity.
And it's really a great opportunity to do...
I mean, especially to make a joke out of what we already have.
Because it is.
It really is a joke.
And you've got the evening shows that are trying to...
To make fun of it, you had John Lovitz impersonating Representative George Santos on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
Now, you don't see any of them making fun of Joe Biden, even though the dialogue is there.
I mean, it is.
You've got so much.
You don't even know what to do with it.
Every day, it's another flub.
It's another problem with him.
He just keeps going.
Saturday Night Live hasn't been funny in 30 years anyway.
No.
I don't know how they keep going.
They just do somehow.
I guess they get enough sponsors to keep going.
The left love the show for some reason because they make fun of everybody on the right.
They never make fun of anybody on the left.
That's the whole reason they like it.
Well, that and there's nothing, I guess, on at that hour.
So, I mean, that's really kind of what you're stuck with.
I don't know.
I really don't understand it.
I'm not up that late.
No, you go to bed really early.
When I go to sleep, you're getting up.
That's the scary part.
That's when I know it's time for me to go to bed.
I'm like, okay, Kat's got this.
I don't need to be here any longer.
Good night.
Yeah.
That's about how it goes.
But this is out from the Gateway Pundit, and this is a part of what they're trying to cover up for.
And talking about the Biden camp and Hunter Biden and the emails, well, the latest smoking gun email confirms Trump's concerns regarding Biden crime families acts in Ukraine, and FBI lies to the American public.
I mean, seriously, that's all they are.
The FBI just continues to cover for this family.
They're corrupt to the core.
We never saw the laptop right before the elections or anything else.
They suppressed that story.
But now you've got all of these emails, and who had possession of them?
This is something.
Yeah, it was like the biggest joke when Garland came out and said, there's just one justice for—the same justice for Republicans, Democrats, rich, poor— The privilege, the non-privilege, yeah.
Man, excuse me while I laugh until I cry.
Exactly.
My God.
It is so corrupt.
You want to talk about buying access?
Well, this is a perfect example.
It is the smoking gun.
Joe Biden made the remarks during a meeting of foreign policy specialists.
Biden said he threatened Ukrainian President Poroshenko in March 2016 that the Obama administration would pull $1 billion in U.S. loan guarantees, sending the former Soviet Republic towards insolvency if it didn't immediately fire the prosecutor, sending the former Soviet Republic towards insolvency if it didn't immediately Biden suggested during his talk that Barack Obama was also in on the threat.
I mean, you've got Joe Biden sitting up there and everybody has seen that video where he is up there.
Just basically saying, hey, you know what?
This is a joke to us, and if we need to remove, we will.
They have no regard.
They're running their own show in Ukraine and otherwise.
I'm not comfortable with Ukraine.
You're not either.
But here's the significant segment.
And it's President Trump did not bring up the topic with Zelensky.
The fake news hid this from the American public once again.
Here it is.
We are ready to open a new package on cooperation and relations between the United States and Ukraine.
For that purpose, I just recalled our ambassador from the United States, and he will be replaced by a very competent and very experienced ambassador who will work hard.
I will personally tell you that one of my assistants spoke with Mr.
Giuliani just recently, and we are hoping very much that Mr.
Giuliani will be able to travel to Ukraine immediately.
And we will meet once he comes to Ukraine.
So this is the part that is underlined in yellow.
It was Zelensky who brought up the Biden investigation and not President Trump.
That's the point.
So, they've known about all of this.
You know they have.
They know everything.
They've been spying on everyone, both the CIA, the FBI, and if they want to get rid of you, of course, you know what happened to JFK. So, This is no different.
They've just been covering for this fool.
And why?
People are starting to understand.
There is a reason why they continue to lie.
And that's why when Matt Gaetz got up there and he started to talk about how the FBI is corrupt, he meant it.
Here's the segment.
Our FBI is corrupted by political interests domestically and compromised by foreign interests financially.
That is how you have to evaluate the national security state right now.
And my colleague Dan Bishop had a very good idea that we have to break up the FBI and put FBI agents who are patriotic Americans all over this country, not under the spell and the guise of some head shed at the J. Edgar Hoover building,
but instead under the jurisdiction of the U.S. attorneys who are confirmed by the Senate, appointed by the president, and have a broader structural accountability system than you see with an FBI that's taken illegal foreign cash, run illegal domestic political operations here at home.
And by the way, I think they're after Biden now.
Just because the deep state and the FBI were for Biden in 2020 doesn't mean they're for him in 2022.
I think a lot of this stuff you're seeing with the documents right now being unearthed, that is to get Biden out of the way because they would rather roll with Gavin Newsom or Kamala Harris or Mayor Pete than roll with this guy who's clearly adult.
And it's true.
I mean, they knew.
They knew that President Trump was completely clean.
He had totally clean hands with the whole transcript and everything else.
And you had people like Shifty Schiff, who's crying about not being on the committees.
And Swalwell, who are sitting there saying, oh my gosh, we need to be on these committees when clearly they don't have the interest of our country in mind and certainly don't belong on the intel committee, especially when one of them sleeping with a Chinese spy and the other one sat up there and lied about this transcript.
Well, the Democrats later attempted to impeach President Trump for this call that we knew he was in the clear of.
And we now know that Hunter and Biden were leaking classified information to the Ukrainians back in 2014.
They've known too.
The government, of course, knew.
But they've been covering for this fool.
Nonstop.
I don't know, Kat.
I don't know.
It just makes my blood boil.
They've got all that.
They've had Hunter's laptop.
They're doing nothing with it.
They're not even investigating it.
Believe me.
They're like, he's under criminal investigation.
That's as far as that goes.
It's about as real, that investigation, as the investigation of the people that are blowing up pro-life buildings.
That's about as real as that.
Yeah.
About as real as the special counsel that's going to look into his classified documents.
They're not going to do it.
They're not going to do it.
No, they're definitely not.
Because you know how many people it would bring down?
All of them.
All of them have been in on it.
And when you think about what's been happening with Ukraine and everybody knowing openly that this is just a money laundering operation, because they're not going to have accountability for any of those funds.
I mean, you can forget it.
They're not going to put together a spreadsheet that shows you where everything is coming in and where it is going, who it has been allotted to, how they are spending it.
Oh, no.
No.
They can't because it's all coming back.
Yeah.
Exactly.
That's a boomerang money you throw in.
You throw it to Ukraine.
You catch it.
It's back here.
Exactly.
I mean, it's constant.
This is how they fund it.
This is why they're still there.
And they know this.
This is why they're there.
It's because they continue to fund themselves.
They know the American people are not going to fund their next election.
So they're just going to act like they're giving it to something like Ukraine.
So it comes back to them.
And then all of a sudden, there you go.
It's election season again.
And they win.
Just like that.
Well, this is fantastic.
These emails are revealing a lot.
Now, again, what happens with them, I have no idea, because who's going to investigate them?
Really.
I mean, with the group that we've got now, no one.
No, what happened is, and the Republicans always do this, they know it's all crooked.
And then if a Republican president, and we get a Senate and all that stuff coming in, They'll just say, oh, man, don't worry.
We all know they're crooked, and they're out of here, and Joe's demented.
He don't even know where he's at, so who cares?
It's just a waste of time.
That's what they always do.
Oh, my gosh.
And nobody ever gets him accountable.
That's how they do it.
That's old news.
We don't want to do that.
Oh boy.
I mean, if they haven't done anything by now, you know exactly what course we're on.
And here it is.
I mean, you've got the whole entire, the whole outline.
It appears that the Hunter Biden was, he was emailing Devin Archer information he received from a briefing his father and Vice President Joe Biden held earlier.
Or the information may have come directly from top secret documents.
So, it's all here.
You've got a whole timeline.
And I actually just dropped this into chat so that you can all check them out because they're really interesting.
But they've got the whole thing from 2013 on.
It's the Hunter Biden timeline from the Marco Polo report.
Marco.
Polo.
Marco.
Polo.
What is it going to take to get their attention?
That's exactly what it is.
Somebody blind in a pool going, Marco Polo.
That's a perfect name for it.
It is.
Because there's nothing ever going to happen.
It absolutely is.
And they have been selling access to our country.
That's all it is.
Tucker Carlson, from what I understand.
I don't watch TV, so I didn't see it.
Oh, yeah.
I heard it was fabulous.
It's from a report from, I can't think of her name, from the Washington Post.
Yeah, they have an email.
Miranda Devine or something?
Yeah, they have an email he sent to Ukraine, and he was basing their information, basically telling them what was in top secret reports behind the scenes so they could get ahead of it.
I'm talking, this is high treason, people.
Oh my gosh.
Not to mention, he's on video naked.
A thousand times when girls are 11 years old.
Not to mention that.
All the video evidence and everybody else within the sound of my voice would be under the jail by now.
Life in prison without parole.
They haven't done anything with the resident or his family or Hunter Biden.
Does Hunter ever do anything with his ding-dong that's not that he don't video?
Well, I gotta scratch my balls this morning.
Let me video, David.
I gotta pee.
That involves my ding-dong.
I gotta record it.
Oh my gosh.
I know.
He's got like a ding dong policy.
Anything involving his ding dong for 37 years, he's going to put it on a recording.
God, this guy's crazy.
It's true.
Hunter Biden.
I mean, there's so much to investigate there.
He looks weird with clothes on.
He does.
You don't recognize him.
Because every time you ever see him, he's naked with a ding dong hanging out, a couple of hookers, and he's smoking crack.
Oh my, and I mean, with all this information and knowing what they know already, are they doing anything about it?
No, not even at all.
The Chinese elite have paid them.
They stick a suit and tie on that sucker and put him up there for pictures and photo ops like he's like this perfect son businessman that's just this, you know, just the pillar of the community.
Well, when you think about...
You think he's not still smoking crack, folks?
Of course he is.
Believe me, he is.
But see, they don't care about that because, look, I mean, let's face it, his son is doing incredible things for the family.
Chinese elite have paid some $31 million to Hunter and the Bidens.
So, I mean, really, according to the Biden family, he's doing everything right.
And the dude's broke.
$300 million?
$31 million?
Hunter's always broke.
That's why he has to do his crack doodles.
I gotta do another crack doodle.
Hey, John.
Hello.
Ring, ring.
Yeah, will you do no one with crack doodles?
I don't bet him likes mine again.
Yeah.
Yeah, just, you know, throw a canvas down and just grab some paint and fling it on it and let's go sell it for him.
I need half a million dollars, man.
I need a fix.
$31 million is no joke.
That's just from them.
I know.
That's not him counting his Ukraine, $89,000.
They had him on a salary for $89,000 a month.
In a Ukraine gas company.
And that dude don't know anything about gas.
He probably can't even go up to a gas station and fill up his tank.
That's how much he don't know about gas.
Well, but it's not only that.
He doesn't know about painting either.
And yet everybody was bragging on his fantastic art and all of this.
No, we know exactly how that went.
I mean, he has not even a clue of how to be an artist, but they had to figure out something for him.
Yeah, that's my favorite picture, because all artists that paint on canvases, they put it down on the table and their elbow up, and they hold their paintbrush like a number two pencil, like they're doing a test, and that's how they draw their art.
That's exactly it.
Have you ever seen a painter in your life put a canvas flat down on the thing and hold it exactly like a pencil or a pen, like he's writing a letter, and paint like that?
Number one, okay, the reason they don't do that, because look where his palm of his hand is.
It's all in the paint you just painted, dummy.
Right?
That's the reason I don't do it like that.
It's just a lie.
If you do it like that, then every time you paint and you plant your hand down like that, you're just going to smear everything, which would probably even look better than his paintings.
That's craziness.
I mean, they think they're going to fool us with that.
You're going to do better than that?
At least put him up there on a canvas, on a tripod, and like he's actually painting something.
My God, who in the hell owes a paintbrush?
He owes it way down, too.
You ever seen anybody hold a paintbrush, like, right by the bristles?
I mean, no.
He's a crackhead.
That's what he is.
And they send him over there to do his bidding.
And, I mean, he comes back with $31 million.
Yeah, here he is.
Hey, I'm the vice president, son.
I'm going to get brand new teeth because I got meth mouth.
Okay, let's take a picture of it so everybody see my meth mouth.
Hey, everybody, here's my meth mouth.
I'm the VP. I mean, God.
I mean, the best thing I could do from him is just like the Secret Service go in and...
Just go through the whole house he's staying at and just go through it like fine tooth comb.
They say, what are you looking for?
Drugs or secret documents?
No, we're looking for video cameras.
Right.
Anything.
Give me your phone.
Anything that you can videotape with.
We're going to take it from you.
Stop videotaping yourself.
Stop doing it.
Just take the internet away.
I can hear the Secret Service.
Let me ask you something, Hunter.
Every time you pull your ding-dong out, is there any way the next time you pull your ding-dong out, just for once in your life, you don't make a video of it?
Could you do that for us?
Please.
It's just awful.
Oh my gosh.
I don't even know what to say.
It's so ridiculous.
He's the vice president's son.
He's doing everything illegal with hookers and this and blow and crack and meth and underage girls and everything.
And he's videotaping the whole thing every single day for years.
But you have to realize that this guy does have something to him, because for anybody to get $31 million, he is definitely a fan favorite of the Biden family.
$31 million from the Chinese.
And here's the thing, if they really wanted to get him, I mean, they used to get all the mob bosses in tax evasion.
You think he claimed any of that money?
He didn't claim nothing.
Actually, they had a story about a year ago that he didn't claim all the Ukraine gas money.
He didn't claim one dollar of nothing.
$89,000 a month.
Zero.
That's one of the things that he's under investigation with.
He didn't claim any of it.
None of it.
They're going to stretch this thing out as far as they possibly can, and then it's just going to go away.
And you know what he doesn't claim?
He doesn't claim this darling little thing over here that is his own daughter.
I mean, she is so precious.
He's a dirtbag, you know?
He really is.
And what's going to happen is Biden, if he can't make it or whatever, and as soon as he leaves the White House, which is going to be two years from now, less than two years now for folks, one way or the other, he's going to leave the White House because they're not even going to let him run the way they're doing right now.
So, he's not even gonna run, so he's gonna leave the White House, and when he does, he's gonna pardon his nasty-ass criminal brother, his nasty-ass son, and he's gonna pardon every single person in his family.
You wait and see.
That's exactly what's gonna happen.
It's unfortunate, but that's exactly what's going to happen.
They're not going to do anything with this family, not at all.
It'll implicate everybody else, and that includes Piglosi, Feinstein, Adam Schiff.
I mean, all of these people have gotten something Especially in California.
I mean, when you look at the deals that are being made and the Chinese, how they've invested, and even in construction companies and everything else, the Chinese are very much here and very much a part of the system.
They're buying land that's close to our military bases.
When you look at what's happened, and even from their own mouths, Joe Biden doesn't even make it a secret anymore.
I mean, he's always talking about how China owns us.
We have mortgaged our foreign policy.
Everyone's out there going, oh my God, how in God's name, you know, the Chinese came here and the President didn't get anything.
Guess what?
They own us.
We welcome, President Obama and I, we welcome, encourage and see nothing but positive benefits flowing from direct investment in the United States from Chinese businesses and Chinese entities.
Okay.
So, alright.
Why isn't this being played all over the place 24-7?
The guy is telling you exactly what we already know.
The Chinese own us.
Yeah.
Because of fools like you that have sold us out.
That's the problem we have now.
And the problem is that...
When he says us, he really means me.
Yeah.
Does China own me?
No.
Does China own anybody listening?
No.
What he means is they own him.
They do.
They absolutely do.
And they own this government.
And they have learned that it is a pretty cheap price to pay in order to control the whole thing.
But, I mean, they're telling you.
You wouldn't believe the people contacting me wanting to know if I'm going to support DeSantis or Trump in the primary if they go head-to-head.
You're getting that, too.
I am, too, which is unusual.
Man.
And, you know, everybody knows I love Trump, and everybody knows I love DeSantis, so it's really...
I just...
They're coming...
And I'm not talking about...
I'm talking about major news organizations.
Wow.
I mean, it's just one email after another.
Who are you going to support in this showdown?
And then people from each camp.
Not their official camp, but the people that are really in one embedded in.
And hey, man, are you going to...
I'm just like, look, the reason I don't talk about a head matchup yet is because there's not one.
Right.
I'm not going to talk about it unless there's one.
No, I mean, DeSantis has not said that he's running for president.
I know!
You can talk to us about that later.
Look, let me tell you something.
That's going to be the big story if they do run against each other.
When it happens, we'll talk about it.
But I'm not going to talk about it before it happens because we'll burn out on it.
And we're just doing a bunch of what-ifs right now.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I think people are positioning.
That's what it feels like anyway.
And they're all trying to position me and I'm not going to be positioned.
No, definitely, definitely not.
No, I mean, we have two great candidates.
That's what we can talk about right now.
We've got a lot of people.
You've got Matt Gaetz.
You've got Lauren Boebert.
You've got some of the others who are really stepping into some very strong positions that people are supporting.
You've got DeSantis, who is working miracles in Florida.
You've got President Trump.
Well, we already know what kind of job he did.
He's fabulous.
I will tell you, I don't want DeSantis to run.
I've always been honest about that.
Yep, you have.
Because I just want him here in Florida.
I mean, why can't being the greatest governor in the United States, why can't that be enough?
I know.
I know people have ambitions, but man, we need him here.
We need him in Florida.
Let Trump run.
Keep DeSantis in Florida.
This is so selfish for me to say, because I am 100% saying this out of pure selfishness.
That's okay, though.
I'm just like, man, I feel so...
In this crazy world since COVID, all these crazy governors and taxing and all this woke crap, it is a really, really safe feeling.
I don't even have to worry about President Biden, because DeSantis ain't going to do anything.
He tries to force down the state's throats.
He ain't going to do nothing.
Right.
So it's a safe, very safe, secure feeling with DeSantis as governor, and I want him to do his entire term for sure.
Well, and that's the thing.
I mean, everybody that tries to get into that argument already, it's kind of like, why do you need to feel like you have to divide us even further?
We need to start coming together on this whole thing.
We're going to need everybody on board.
And this isn't a situation like a Ted Cruz and Trump deal.
Remember, because it was either you were one way or the other way.
And people had huge fights within their families about one candidate versus another.
And ultimately, President Trump won.
And then a lot of Cruz supporters came over and said, oh, wow, this was really a good choice.
Look at all the great things that President Trump is doing.
It has nothing to do with that.
I mean, the good news is we've got some real fighters that see what's happening to this country.
And want to save it, that are putting it all out there, like Gates and others.
I mean, you've got a lot of heroes being made right now, and then there are a lot of people that you know have sold out.
You know, I'm telling you, in the next two months at the most, these people are going to have to start declaring.
And then Democrats are going to decide, if they're not going to run Joe, they're going to have to get all their, because their people, I mean, they've got to know.
It takes a long time.
The reason it takes so long to do this is because there's so much money in this now, which is sad.
It shouldn't be, but there is.
And there's so much position.
And they try to, you know, they also want more TV time.
They want more debates because they sell.
But I could swear that the first Republican or Democrat, if they decide not to run Joe, debates will be in about Six months?
Yeah.
So are you going to have to start declaring to get ready for that crap?
They are.
You got to start, you know, you got to start building a war chest, like I say.
You got to start advertising already.
I mean, because it's just going to, you can't just wait to the last minute because, you know, such and such and such.
I wonder how much, I mean, how much money does, I bet Trump's got $300 million set aside right now in campaign donations.
So he's already way ahead of all you suckers.
Yeah.
Way ahead.
We cannot wait for his return.
That's why I don't understand.
I do think he declared a little early, but now it's just been like two or three months since he declared.
I'm like, man, some of these people are going to have to get in the race.
They are, unless they're just going to save their money, unless they realize that the country is behind President Trump and that it is going to be.
A showdown between the two.
Between Joe Biden or President Trump.
And if that's the case, we need the entire, the whole entire party to come together and start talking to independents and people on the left and saying, hey, look, your guy is corrupt to the core.
And start highlighting all the things that is wrong with the Democrat Party and how it's basically communism.
I mean, this is what their ultimate goal is.
It's communism.
It's not just socialism anymore.
Democrat voters are so dumb.
I'm telling you folks, they tell them that men can have babies and they shake their heads like bobbleheads.
I know a man that has a baby.
He can have his butt.
I mean, they're dumb, people.
They're dumb.
It is ridiculous.
The first butthole baby in history.
We got a butthole baby over here.
We got a butthole baby over here.
We got a mud hole baby over here, folks!
Men can have baby.
Yeah.
Men can have baby.
Oh, they have menstrual cycles.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, they do.
And then they do videos.
Isn't that just...
It's so ridiculous.
What's wrong?
And it's an insult to every single woman that has ever had a baby.
I'm serious.
If you're a dude and you're trying to go up against a woman in sports, you are a low-life scumbag from hell.
Mm-hmm.
And you hate women and you're trying to destroy women.
You're not a woman and trying to make women better.
You're a man trying to destroy them women's sports.
If you get up there knowing that, like that swimmer, knowing that the second place girl who should be the rightful gold medal winner or the NCAA champ or whatever, you know she trained from the time she was five years old and she swam laps in them pools and she swam and she swam and she swam and she swam just for your six foot eight ass.
To get up there and, you know, you jump in the pool, you're halfway across it, you're already winning.
And so, you know, you get up there and destroy her dreams and all that hard work.
And you know he was ranked in the NCAA, he was ranked 436th.
In men.
So you were the loser.
You couldn't race against the men because you suck.
So now you're going to put some lipstick on and act like you're a transgender so you can win.
Man, you're such a lowlife.
And then watch these people.
Dude, he's a hero!
She's a hero.
She's a hero.
No, he is an asshole.
He hates women.
He's a loser.
He sucks so bad at sport, he can't even get in the top 400 in college.
And so, you know, he's such a bad sport, he's got to come try to beat the girls now.
And I don't give them any slack.
Nobody should.
They should be mocked and they should be thrown out of sports.
It should never be allowed.
It's a ridiculous joke.
I completely agree.
Even boxers, hey, men boxers, folks, they have flyweight and lightweight and heavy lightweight and middle light featherweight.
And they have all these weight divisions where if you're even 10 pounds heavier or lighter.
You don't fight against them people because you don't want a 135-pound dude fighting a 6'9", 300-pound dude because it's not going to be a match.
It's just so neat.
So, I mean, you know, so, I mean, they don't even do that in men's sports, much less the women.
Well I mean this is what I have to say to all of those feminists out there because I'm an athlete as a lot of people know and so after training my entire life and and working so hard even on the weekends that was time for when I would go to tournaments and then working from 12 30 I would get out of high school and I was on the court until eight o'clock at night and I played constantly To all of a sudden working towards getting a scholarship or going and touring
and everything else.
All of that goes into it.
Some parents were taking on two and three jobs to put their children through academies like IMG Academy and others and then to pay for the travel to compete.
And the fact that all of a sudden you get up there, you've been working this whole time, and you look up and your opponent is going to be a man that's six foot four.
Are you kidding?
I mean, no, that's not how this is supposed to go.
Yeah, he's going to automatically win by 12 lengths.
Yeah, I mean, just by diving in.
It's already over before it starts.
Just by diving into the pool, the guy is way ahead of you.
He's half the pool.
I mean, come on.
And yet you're being faced with all of that, and you have women that can actually say, oh, let's break the glass ceiling when it's political, and then turn on a dime and don't care about those scholarships or don't care how you're going to be able to compete.
Or even measure up to a man in one of these sports?
I just don't understand it.
I think it's ridiculous.
I think it's gone too far.
If you want to have a mixed league, then put in a mixed league.
All right?
Men and women have it.
They don't want to do that because they don't get any attention.
It's all about the attention.
It's all about the narcissism.
Look at me.
Why do you think they dress like that?
And then everybody stares at them.
They go, why is everybody staring at me?
Because you're a dude in a dress.
Right.
Right.
What do you think we're staring at you?
Exactly.
You don't get stared at you.
Don't look like a dude in a dress.
Man, it's so simple.
I know.
They can cram this stuff down everybody's throat.
You have to accept us.
You have to say we're heroes.
Are you transphobic?
You can call me every name in the book.
I don't have to accept anything.
This is a free country.
I don't have to accept.
You can call me a bigot and everything else.
I don't care.
It's ridiculous.
They're taking it so far.
That nobody cares anymore.
They're just like, we're tired of this.
You've crammed it down our throats until we're puking nails.
We're tired of listening to it.
We don't care.
If you're an adult, leave the children alone.
If you're an adult, I don't care if you wear five dresses and you dye your hair purple or you shave your head or you wear 13 wigs.
Who gives a damn?
Quit bragging about it and talking about it all the time.
Just go live it and shut the hell up.
We don't want to listen to it anymore.
And don't try to force it on all of us.
I mean, I really don't.
Do I tell you what I do in bed?
No.
I don't want to know what you do in bed either.
I don't care.
Exactly.
It's just really.
It's not that I hate you or don't think you have the right to do it.
I do.
I just don't care.
At all.
And that's the thing.
I mean, that's really where we are now.
And so I'm really glad.
I'm glad that you spoke up about this whole DeSantis and Trump rival.
And I have a little meme up here that Magajim did.
And it's got them both petting cat turd.
Because it's true.
We don't have anything to argue or divide each other on right now.
We've got a great team of people that are on the conservative side that want to get back on track.
And get closer to the Constitution, not this other nonsense that you're seeing over there from the WEF. I've never seen anything so bizarre in my life.
And I've been laughing because you've got the memers who really figure it out before anybody else.
I mean, they absolutely do such a great job of showing what the WEF is all about.
Selinsky.
They did this meme.
Oh, this is fabulous.
This is not Paso.
And grand old memes.
I'll throw my head back and see.
I see, I see, I see, I see.
Aren't they fabulous?
That's what it's all about.
Oh my god, I gotta retweet that.
I retweeted it on my page.
If you go over there, you'll see it.
I retweeted it.
It's notpaso and grand old memes.
Oh, that's serious talent.
It's the funniest thing I have seen today.
That's serious talent right there.
Yes, it is.
Man, they're really good.
Aren't they great?
I know it.
They are fantastic.
So if you don't follow either one of them, make sure that you do.
At Grand Old Memes, and that's at G-R-A-N-D-O-L-D-E-M-E-M-E-S. And then Not Paso is N-A-U-T-P-O-S-O. And follow them both.
They're fantastic.
They're so good at what they do.
They really are.
I mean, they have me in stitches.
When I saw that, I went, okay, no one has captured it better.
That's mine for the movie.
Yeah.
Man, I want to watch that one again.
That's how good it is.
Oh, it's great.
I'm about to retweet it.
I'm about to retweet it with a bunch of laughy faces, so if anybody go to my page, it's coming right now.
It's there, and you can grab it over at CatTurd2.
There's a number two behind his name for a reason.
Well, actually, the real reason is because CatTurd1 was taken, but CatTurd2 works even better, I think.
Everybody's like, yeah, the left likes to say, I was suspended.
You know, you were suspended once, and now it's going to come back again illegally.
No, it wasn't.
Liars.
They just lie.
They just lie.
But you have to admit, I mean, they are having an absolute, complete meltdown.
I've never seen anything so funny about Kevin McCarthy, who has rejected the appointments of Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell.
Adam Schiff and Eric Spifart, is what I call him.
Oh my gosh, yes.
Oh, Schiff actually went on.
He went, and he's appointing, and there's people on intel committees like that Santos guy who's a serial liar.
Schiff said that today.
Who's a serial liar?
Are you kidding?
You're going to call somebody a serial liar.
Can you imagine?
You started off an impeachment trial with telling the whole world that this is what Trump said on a call, and it was all lies.
Every bit of it.
And then after they busted you out the next day and everybody was coming, even the Democrats were saying, what are you doing?
He said, oh, it was parody.
Sure.
Sure.
Yeah.
No.
No.
He has lied and lied and lied.
And not only that, he has leaked it all.
And he cannot.
He would not qualify for it.
For the House Intel Committee.
There's no way.
Absolutely not.
And so Kevin, I thought he did a fantastic job with reporters yesterday.
I mean, everyone knows that I wasn't totally enthused about Kevin McCarthy.
It's going to take a while, and it's going to take more than just one press conference where he gets up there and does his thing.
But here he is.
Intel Committee.
Is Santos on the Intel Committee?
Am I allowing shift to be on other committees?
Go right ahead.
Well, let me be very...
He's got elected by his district.
Okay.
Let me be very clear and respectful to you.
You ask me a question.
When I answer it, it's the answer to your question.
You don't get to determine whether I answer your question or not, okay?
In all respect.
Thank you.
No, no.
Let's answer her question.
You just raised a question.
I'm going to be very clear with you.
The intel committee is different.
You know why?
Because what happens in the intel committee, you don't know.
What happens in the intel committee, although the secrets are going on in the world, Other members of Congress don't know.
What did Adam Schiff do as the chairman of the Intel Committee?
What Adam Schiff did, use his power as a chairman and lie to the American public.
Even the inspector general said it.
When Devin Nunes put out a memo, he said it was false.
When we had a laptop, he used it before an election to read politics and say that it was false and said it was the Russians.
When he knew different, when he knew the intel, if you talk to John Radcliffe, DNI, He came out ahead of time and says there's no intel to prove that, and he used his position as chairman, knowing he has information the rest of America does not, and lied to the American public.
When a whistleblower came forward, he said he did not know the individual, even though his staff had met with him and set it up.
So no, he does not have a right to sit on that.
But I will not be like Democrats and play politics with these, where they removed Republicans from committees and all committees.
So yes, he can serve on a committee, but he will not serve on intel, because it goes to the national security of America, and I will always put them first, all right?
And if you want to talk about Swalwell, let's talk about Swalwell, because you have not had the briefing that I had.
I had the briefing, and Nancy Pelosi had the briefing from the FBI. The FBI never came before this Congress to tell the leadership of this Congress that Eric Swalwell He had a problem with a Chinese spy until he served on intel.
So it wasn't just us who were concerned about it.
The FBI was concerned about putting a member of Congress on the intel committee that has the rights to see things that others don't because of his knowledge and relationship with a Chinese spy.
They brought it to the works of the leaders.
I've got that briefing.
So I do not believe he should sit on that committee.
And I believe there's 200 other Democrats that can serve on that committee.
So this has nothing to do with Santos.
Santos is not on the Intel committee.
But you know what?
Those voters elected Shift, even though he lied.
Those voters elected Swalwell, even though he lied to the American public too.
So you know what?
I'll respect his voters too, and they'll serve on committees.
But they will not serve on a place that has national security reverence Because integrity matters to me.
That's the answer to your question.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it is definitely causing smoke.
Sounds good right now.
I told you he's going to come out swinging.
He's going to have to.
Let's see what they do with the debt ceiling, folks.
That's what I'm telling you.
If they're going to leverage it, and they're going to actually do something, we're going to know then.
Well, that's the thing.
And, of course, the Democrats are getting a little uneasy because you have got Shifty Schiff, who is responding to all of this.
Listen to what his response is.
That you should not be on the Intelligence Committee because he said that you told lies about former Chairman Nunes.
I want to give you a chance to directly respond and also to you, Representative Omar, to the accusations that are laying against you.
Well, you know, I could just say that Mr.
McCarthy's rationalizations, justifications keep shifting.
The cardinal's sin appears to be that I led the impeachment of his master in Mar-a-Lago for withholding hundreds of millions of dollars in military aid from Ukraine, a nation that was even then at war with Russia in order to extort that country into helping Donald Trump's reelection campaign.
He's lying out, yes!
...and got the first bipartisan vote in the Senate in history to remove a president.
Kevin McCarthy calls that a hoax.
Well, it was not a hoax.
But he will do the former president's bidding.
He is entirely reliant on the former president.
And this is something the former president wants.
But...
I can assure you that if the former president or Kevin McCarthy believes that this is going to stop any of us from fighting to protect our democracy, they're going to find out that the opposite is true.
It only will intensify our commitment to doing so.
Isn't that just a movie?
Sorry, buddy, but you ain't on the intel committee.
You can't do jack shit.
You can't do jack shit and run that yo-yo.
That lying-ass yo-yo.
He is.
They're all that way.
And then, of course, you've got Eric Swalwell, right?
He denies having a problem with the Chinese spy.
Well, with all of this information going on, you would think that he would...
He banged her, and everybody knows it.
Everyone knows about Fang Fang.
He's like, man, this really cute Chinese girl really likes me.
She says, I'm a stud.
She says, I'm an animal.
Right.
She loves me.
Yeah.
Hardly.
But the problem with this whole thing is that he gets on there, and if he was really, if they were really slandering him, if none of this was true, that would be the biggest lawsuit anybody has ever seen.
But here he is denying it.
He had a briefing as well as former Speaker Pelosi had the briefing from the FBI. And the FBI never came before this Congress to tell the leadership of this Congress that Eric Swalwell had a problem with a Chinese spy until he served on the intel.
So it wasn't just us who were concerned about, the FBI was concerned about putting a member of Congress on the intel committee that has effectively a relationship with a Chinese spy.
What is your response to that?
Alex, most importantly, John Boehner was briefed on this individual who tried to help my campaign in Barack Obama's first term.
And John Boehner appointed me to the House Intelligence Committee.
Paul Ryan, who had access as a Gang of Eight member to this information and investigation, appointed me to that committee.
The FBI issued three statements saying all I did was help them and was never under any suspicion of wrongdoing.
Donald Trump called me out at almost every rally, had access to more information than anyone who walks this earth.
And if he would have been able to weaponize information against me, we know he would have.
Never did that.
And just last week, Glenn Kessler, you know, at the Washington Post fact checker, an independent fact checker, gave Kevin McCarthy four Pinocchios for this claim.
Oh, my gosh.
The funny part about this is, you know, this guy appointed me and this guy appointed me.
And, okay, you still hadn't denied you screwed the spy, okay?
You still hadn't denied it.
And the FBI has interviewed me, and they said, I've done nothing wrong, but...
Did you sleep with a Chinese spy?
Yes or no?
He can't answer.
And then this guy and this and a fact checker, a liberal freak that I know and have lunch with, gave him four Pinocchios.
And so that proves it right there.
Somebody from the Washington Post owned by Jeff Bezos.
Exactly.
He slept with her.
He'd be going, I did not sleep with that girl at all.
I don't know what they're talking about.
He can't deny it.
He can't because she probably, you know, She was sleeping with everybody.
That big old mayor dude.
She was sleeping with about 10 of them at the same time.
He wasn't special.
I mean, not even at all.
Oh, he thought he was.
Yeah, he did.
Well, that was her job.
You know, I mean, just like the prostitutes in Davos, right?
Same thing.
They make you feel like you're important.
You're the only one.
And I hate to tell you, you're not.
You are.
You are until the money runs out.
You're real important.
When money runs out, you're not important no more.
Oh my gosh.
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I mean, it just flies by.
I don't know what happens.
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