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Speaker day 2 - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 1/4/2023 - Ep. 237
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Today is Wednesday, January 4th, 2023, episode number 237.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening?
It's another day in the Republican shit show up on the hill.
I am actually, you know what, contrary to popular belief, I am really kind of glad this process is playing out.
I really am.
It's most deserved.
We need to know that there's not just this automatic people get put into these positions without serious thought and consideration like you're seeing what happened in the Senate that still angers me to this day with McConnell.
It's good to see this process.
No one should be guaranteed anything based on deals that they've made on the side.
It should be part of the process for us to watch all this stuff happen.
I wish it had been done earlier.
I wish they had organized a little bit better.
But still, it is what it is.
Well, it's McCarthy.
He thought he was just going to stomp around up there and everybody was going to vote for him.
He didn't.
Like I said yesterday, this is why he's not a leader.
Leaders wouldn't let this happen.
That's right.
You got two months.
You go say, okay, the Freedom Caucus is going to be holdouts, and go in there and say, look, what will make y'all happy?
Because I want the first ballot.
And they'll tell him, and he can probably give them 70% of it, and they'll come back, and they'll just negotiate.
Should happen in a day, like a month and a half ago.
Exactly.
You are absolutely right.
And the fact that he is now on round number five...
Well, yeah, five's over now.
Five's over.
We're going to six now.
And he's, I mean, conservatives are not budging.
And I think it's fantastic.
They've got some new names that they are starting to pull forward that we're hearing about.
Well, Margie Taylor Greene's getting wiped out over it, isn't she?
God.
Wow.
I cannot believe it.
I cannot believe she's folding like this.
I think a lot of people are feeling this.
Never done anything wrong, man.
Well, I mean, when it comes to push and shove, here you go.
I know that she's hungry to get into some of those, on some of those committees, let's face it.
They did have her hands tied for quite some time.
She wasn't allowed to participate in anything.
Well, who tied them?
Exactly!
Who tied them?
Kevin McCarthy!
Yes!
Kevin McCarthy, who she's supporting right now.
That's why it doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't.
Who kicked her off all the committees?
That's right.
Kevin McCarthy!
That's right.
My God!
And now you're, I mean, it's just, hey...
You know, this doesn't mean I don't like Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Of course I do.
I don't have to agree with everybody on every single thing.
Not any two humans.
But man, she is pushing this and pushing it and belligerently pushing it on her Twitter page.
So, you know, I had to ratio her.
So, I didn't want to, but I had to.
Well, you're just being honest and you know what?
Yeah, Kevin McCarthy's a joke.
Screw him is what I said.
You can't continue to cover for these people.
He's a joke.
Right.
I mean, we don't expect that.
We don't want that.
I'm so tired of these people.
He hates Marjorie Taylor Greene.
He's treated her like absolute dog shit since she's been up there.
Like she's a fringe loser.
And then, as I say, they're better people than me than Trump endorsed him.
And I'm like, dang, now I gotta go against Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene because, you know, I go for whatever I feel like inside.
I don't let anybody determine what I'm doing.
And I'm telling you, that dude's no different than Paul Ryan, Nancy Pelosi.
John Boehner, he's the same thing.
What good is it, dude, to vote Republicans?
Exactly.
He's not going to do anything.
Yeah, and let's not forget, Kevin is the same guy that was telling Republican leadership that Trump should step down.
Liz Cheney is the one that broke that story for us, the voicemail and everything else.
It's ridiculous.
The swamp is even turning on the swamp.
Because there's so much on all these people.
We do not need this right now.
We need a clear and decisive person that we all can agree on, that we can stand behind, and not everybody's going to be happy, but it's not going to be a swamp monster.
And if he does get in and there's no other way, get everything you want to get out of him so his hands are tied.
I mean, you know...
One of the things they want to do is release all the January 6th videotapes to the public and then do another January 6th committee, but with conservatives this time.
I think it's a great idea.
We've been calling for that forever.
And he can't give them that?
Why would you not give them that?
Unless you were in on it.
Right.
Unless you're covering up for something.
Because he's in on it.
He knows Nancy Pelosi set up.
He knows that him and Mitch McConnell went along with it.
So that's why he can't give them that.
Because he's in on it.
And Marjorie Taylor Greene simping for him so hard.
It was bad enough.
If you just want to do it and kind of be quiet about it, I get it.
But man, I mean, she's just like...
She's jumping the shark, man.
It's bad.
Well, it is.
And like you said, if she were to just speak about the facts, here are the things that he's promising to do for us.
This is why I support him and keep it really low and easy and explain yourself.
But there's no explaining this guy.
I mean, this clown has betrayed us all the way around the board.
They're all about fooling people with fake theater and lies.
That's what I hate about them.
They'll say, we'll do this, we'll investigate, whatever, Dr.
Fauci, but we're going to find out where that virus came from.
That's not what we want.
We want people to go to jail over lockdowns, over the lives of the mask, over the poisonous vaccine.
We don't want that.
And so he'll say, okay, well, we did Fauci because we did this.
Remember when they did the Benghazi and Trey Gowdy was the head of it?
And it was just the most, just nothing.
Thank you.
Exactly.
Nothing.
They want him for a reason.
They never want a reason.
They throw you a bone and pretend to be conservative.
And then they're up there having lunch with Nancy Pelosi laughing at us all.
And then that's Kevin McCarthy.
Well, they think that they're just going to walk right into it.
But we haven't forgotten and we know how this whole thing plays out.
He is a favorite of McConnell and the swamp and everybody else for a reason.
They don't want to look at January 6th.
Why?
Like you said, they're in on it.
But not only that, they don't want people to know exactly what happened.
The real story.
And to free those January Sixers.
Because they've done a fine job on social media just slamming these people and keeping them against all of their God-given rights, constitutional rights and everything else, locked up in a jail cell for over two years now.
They weren't treated properly at all during this whole entire thing.
The handling of it was something that we will look back in history and go, what was that?
Yeah.
And the one person that was good about it was Marjorie Taylor Greene.
She went and visited them.
That's right.
But now she's going to vote for a guy that has not even mentioned it?
Exactly.
I don't get it, man.
I'm sorry.
No.
I don't get it.
Because as a result of what happened with January 6th, think about what kind of things happened as a result of that.
People are afraid to voice their opinions.
People are afraid to get out there and protest.
That is your right to protest.
But they're afraid because they paraded these people out like they were domestic terrorists, like they have actually done something wrong and they've scared everybody into silence.
Between that and being shut down on social media, you don't have a communications department with an alternate voice.
Just say what you mean and mean what you say.
You have a right as an American to do it.
We do it here on the show every day from the beginning.
They cheated in elections.
Sure.
They cheated Cary Lake, period.
Yep.
They cheated with the mail-in ballots.
They pre-filled out tons of ballots.
They knew where they could cheat to win Pennsylvania and everything with Trump.
And he was winning by way more than they thought.
So they shut down the five states all simultaneously, which never happened before, stopped counting.
And then they started to see how many votes they needed and they dumped the ballots.
And everybody knows it.
Absolutely we do.
Just say it.
The vaccine sucks.
It doesn't work.
You still get it.
Now you're more likely to get COVID and die from COVID if you have the vaccine.
Washington Post said that, people.
The most liberal rag in America, even admits it.
And they said over 50%, and guess what it was?
59% likely.
They even tried a word trick to make it like, it's just barely aging over 50%.
It was 60%.
It's probably 70% now.
That was six months ago.
Gosh, this really is something...
Just say it!
I'm just so proud.
Man, don't be scared to say it.
The vaccine sucks.
I am so proud of those that are out there fighting, those 20 that are really taking this seriously and standing their ground because it needed to be done.
You don't just have a core nation just because you're the expected or intended leader that the Uniparty decided on on both sides.
No, you work for the American people.
Term limits is another thing they don't want to discuss.
And Boebert has said over and over again, hey, look, these are the things that we want on the table.
They're not going to vote for that.
They'll never do term limits because McCarthy's been in there 14 years.
That applies to him.
Exactly.
So he'll never bring it up.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I love Chip Roy for the whole position.
Man, he's just solid, isn't he?
Isn't he a great guy?
Wow.
I didn't really know a whole bunch about him before the last couple of years.
And now I am a true blue fan of his.
He is speaking out and he's speaking beautifully.
And he's talking to everybody.
CNN, Jake Tapper, on.
It doesn't matter who it is.
He's talking about the issues.
He's talking about the rules and what needs to change in the house in order to make it work.
This is the stuff that we need.
The fundamentals, they need to be there whenever you're taking care of business.
And somewhere along the line, these rhinos and these dinos and this uniparty got together and said, oh no, we all just decide who it is, that magic person.
And we just send them right through the process and then they'll do something for us over here and something for you.
And then it looks like we're doing our job in front of the American people.
Well, they haven't been doing their job.
Obviously, it's failed.
Major.
And that's why we're seeing this play out.
First time in a hundred years.
And I'm glad it is.
And Fox can scream all day long.
I don't care.
Scream, Fox.
I don't care.
I really could care less how disappointed you are.
Yeah, they floated the name Mike Pence on Fox today.
Oh, imagine that.
I watched Fox News for the first time in a long time.
They all say the exact same thing because I just wanted to watch The Count and C-SPAN is boring.
Oh boy.
So I just wanted to watch The Count today.
Oh, there you go.
Well, it shouldn't surprise anyone.
And this process is going to play out because you know what your job is?
Everybody's job here today is to tag your representatives and tell them whose side that you're on.
And if it's not for McCarthy, let them know.
Get on social media.
Make yourself loud and be heard and seen and retweet others.
And let everybody know that this is how you feel.
This is where you come into play.
And this is where you start putting pressure on the other people to make sure that we get a candidate and that we can all agree on.
They're nailing them on Twitter.
Good.
I'm so glad.
I mean, even Marjorie Taylor Greene, she's getting ratioed like I've never seen in my life.
Anybody.
I mean, there's people.
She is pissing people off.
I don't get it.
I don't know why she's going as far as she is, but there's got to be some reason for it.
And it's not a reason that you and I like thinking about, but that's what's going to happen.
I love Marjorie Taylor Greene.
See, I don't just throw somebody away when I disagree with them.
If I agree with somebody 90% of my time, they're my ally, believe me.
Yeah, I agree.
I mean, I disagree with Trump all the time.
And here's another example of him going after a guy that can't stand him.
I'm going to play the clip of what Kevin McCarthy does, just because I think it's important for people to remember who this clown actually is.
Check this out.
What he did is unacceptable.
Nobody can defend that and nobody should defend it.
The only discussion I would have with him is that I think this will pass.
And it would be my recommendation we should resign.
Talking about Trump.
I know!
That would be my take, but I don't think he would take it.
But I don't know.
But let me be very clear to all of you, and I've been very clear to the President.
He bears responsibilities for his words and actions.
No ifs, ands, or buts.
I asked him personally today, does he hold responsibility for what happened?
Does he feel bad about what happened?
He told me he does have some responsibility for what happened.
And he needed to acknowledge that.
Okay, so what does that tell you about January 6th?
And then turn around and support this guy?
It's a weakness.
It's a weakness.
You can't keep supporting swamp people.
You can't do it.
No.
This guy's no different than McConnell.
I mean, he hammers McConnell all day long, and I love it when he does it too, but McCarthy's the same person.
Well, let's face it.
Third party.
Just run as the third party so you say what the hell you want.
Exactly.
So we can listen to the old Trump again.
Exactly.
It just really, that's what's necessary here.
I'm not, you think I'm going to support Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, you know, anybody could, I mean, Abraham Lincoln could come back from the dead and appear to me in a dream and say, support McCarthy.
And I say, shut up, Abe.
Yeah.
I'm not doing it.
You're never going to make me support that guy.
I can't.
No more than I can support McConnell or support Nancy Pelosi.
It isn't in my brain.
You can't give me a reason why I should.
All the reasons you come up with don't make any sense.
I'm not supporting somebody who hates my guts.
I got that right.
I feel exactly the same as you.
And the problem is that President Trump unfortunately has...
A history of hiring a lot of the people that are swamp monsters.
Okay, look at Ray.
Ray is still there.
Look at what happened with Attorney General Barr.
Look at what happened with Omarosa and some of the others.
I mean, he has not surrounded himself with the best of people.
They've ultimately tried to do him in one way or another.
And so for this conversation to be held at this time, and not to mention all what we had to go through as a result of these swamp creatures, it makes you say, okay, President Trump, maybe you just need to sit this one out.
Because it's just not a good side to be on.
But he comes out and he says, some really good conversations took place last night, and it's now time for all of our great remarks.
Did he say he's had it with a guy like we just played?
He's had it with you?
Did he say that?
That's what he says behind your back.
I had it with this guy.
We don't say that behind Trump's back.
When we got a problem, we'll say it right now.
This guy, he's an arrogant asshole.
He's a self-righteous...
A loser.
And everything he's saying, he's lying right now.
He'll do anything.
But he's not smart enough to go in there and why wouldn't he want to release the January 6th?
Why do you own the tapes?
Why can't we see the truth?
If it's so damning for the Trump supporters that went in the Capitol, why won't you show it?
If it was damning to them, trust me people, they would have already released it.
And it's not.
It's damning to the police, damning to the FBI, damning to the CIA, damning to Pelosi and everybody else that was involved in this.
That's why they won't release it.
You don't think they'd release that if it's damaging to Trump?
Shoot.
Oh boy.
They've been playing on C-SPAN 24-7 for six years straight.
Exactly.
And that's a huge problem.
But not to mention that, the FBI's involvement in all of that.
What?
Are the Republicans, is this what they're telling us?
That they're just going to shove all this stuff underneath the carpet and none of this will ever be investigated?
You're never going to get rid of the swamp?
You're never going to call people into hearings and recommend punishment for them?
I mean, come on.
What is happening here?
You don't...
We elect these people just for cover-ups.
That's not what this is about.
We elect them for transparency and to fix things and to get this country on the right track.
And what we've learned from COVID, what we've learned from Twitter files, what we've learned from January 6th, we're not going to forget.
And it needs to be investigated or this is just going to get worse.
Way worse.
Yeah.
We have 90% of the people voting Republicans.
We want this, this, and this done.
Kevin McCarthy's going to do none of it.
He's going to bite around the edges and play a bunch of kabuki theater, like I talk about.
And he's going to be on the stage and he's going to say the right things.
And he's going to bite where it can't hurt anybody and not really investigate it.
And that's it.
And throw you a bone.
And he's going to investigate things you don't care about.
They said one of our top, you know, is to investigate the Afghanistan withdrawal.
That's like last on my list to investigate.
Yeah, it really is.
We already know what happened.
Sure we do.
There's no secrets.
We know everything that happened already.
Oh my gosh.
What are you going to tell us?
We don't already know.
He got 13 people killed.
Then he bombed.
He left $82 billion worth of equipment there and weapons.
He bombed a family of nine and killed them and pretended like...
We already know all this.
There was already a plan in place that President Trump had been working on to help us out of there in a reasonable amount of time.
It's not in the American people's top 10 things that they want to investigate.
It's Hunter.
It's Joe Biden.
It's the COVID crap.
The lockdowns.
It's the FBI. It's the money to Ukraine.
The FBI is trying to overturn our, actually overturning our elections.
I know they're involved.
And you want me to talk about Afghanistan?
Go up there?
That's how they're going to do it.
That Kevin McCarthy is going to go up there and talk about everything that sounds good, that nobody really wants, and never get to the meat of the stuff we need.
So what good is it?
Do you think I'd give a damn?
Oh, we got to do.
I mean, in Marjorie Taylor Greene, I hate to harp on her today, but I'm going to go ahead.
She's like, we got to get to the, we got to get to the people's business.
What?
Every time the, any, anytime there's a, any, a house, a Senate, the presidency, anything that can shut down the government, I'm happy as hell.
That's right.
Exactly.
I hope the Senate and I wish we could shut down the Senate and the House and the presidency for two years.
That would be nice.
I mean, and start by not signing a $1.7 trillion omnibus that we can't even fund.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
This is.
I would have loved for them to be still, you know, missing out on keeping the government open.
What is the government actually doing right now other than having its FBI armed to the teeth against...
People of this country.
American citizens.
I mean, that's on the list too.
This is the thing about these Twitter files that are so interesting as well, is that all of this stuff is being brought to life.
They were targeting people.
Individuals they were targeting.
You even have people in office with some of these latest revelations who were targeting members of the press.
And using that whole thing.
Oh, that's the QAnon movement and this and that and the other.
Trying to make that into something.
The whole thing has just been an absolute disaster.
And honestly, Kevin McCarthy, for every reason mentioned, is not the guy to handle this.
Definitely not the guy.
And I'm loving what Matt Gates is doing.
I think this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
And I've just cracked up.
I want him to be humiliated.
Screw him.
Oh, I think it's wonderful.
I mean, what he did here with the whole...
Matt Gates, he asked the architect of the Capitol to explain why House Speaker's office is already occupied and sent a letter out.
I thought this was a riot.
He wants to know why he moved his things in when he hasn't been there.
Yeah.
I mean, this is how you play ball.
This is what we want to see.
We absolutely do.
For Kevin to be that...
For him to honestly believe that he already had it is obnoxious in and of itself.
He doesn't deserve it.
What have you done to deserve it?
You've done, man, you Republicans up there, you have done nothing to deserve any of our votes.
Not for we the people, but for each other.
And then you're so stupid and ill-prepared that you want to be a leader and your plan was not to talk to anybody for too much and go up there and then everybody's going to bend, you're going to bend over, everybody's going to come by and lick your butt.
Is that your plan?
That's what they expect, sure.
Yeah, this is bad.
I see McConnell and Joe Biden had their little butt-licking festival.
Isn't that gross?
Yeah.
Isn't that just so gross?
McConnell, this is what happens when, you know, two people can work together and this is how the government's supposed to work.
Something about bragging about all them trillions they're spending.
Oh, certainly.
Oh, yeah.
He just stick it in your eye, folks.
He hates you.
He hates he's got a 12% approval rating.
He hates that Kentucky's turned on him and all the America First people hate his guts.
And he's going to do everything he can to destroy everything you like.
Certainly.
That's Mitch McConnell.
Oh, it's the worst.
The China-owned pig.
Well, everyone is starting to figure out who these people are.
And they're starting to understand that they're all in an alliance together.
So Joe Biden gets up there.
This is from the Gateway Pundit.
He begins shouting for no reason in Kentucky.
Think about why the recession got so bad two years ago.
I mean, the guy is just nuts.
And here he is with everybody.
And here's Mitch McConnell.
Got this from Greg Price.
Huge smile on the faces of Biden and McConnell as their event in Kentucky concludes.
I can't clap in rhythm.
How about no rhythm?
Look at him.
Isn't that just ridiculous?
But I mean, this is what it is.
My good friend.
My good friend.
And we played you several clips.
They don't deny it.
I mean, these people are, they're not for the American people.
Sorry.
They got six people.
They're all doing a clap in different rhythms.
Exactly.
Exactly.
It just really starts to just grate on your last nerve after a little while.
It really does.
And it just plays out in front of us the exact same way without anything happening on our side.
I mean, this was actually really a good example of how it works in D.C. Thank you, Ms.
Dave 11.
It's a chart.
Members of Congress that beat SPY in 2022 is Here are the returns calculated using closest buy and sale dates or unrealized returns if never sold.
And Marjorie Taylor Greene is on that list.
I mean, now that we've brought her up, here you've got a stock market that has been down negative 18.2% in 2022 for us, you know, citizens, right?
But all of these other investors and people in office are able to beat all of this.
Look at how well they're doing.
In between getting DUIs with person number one and totaling two cars and you couldn't even take your hand off the car without falling down drunk.
In between that and playing hide the hammer with his lover.
Between doing all that...
He's the best stockbroker in world history.
I mean, he's got a 457% return rate.
This is incredible stuff.
This chart tells you absolutely everything that you need to know about all of them.
They're in this for themselves.
They're not in for the American people or to save this country.
Their heart is not in it.
It hasn't been in quite some time.
They've been there for so long that this is just the way they do it.
Did they drop the Paul Pelosi story or what?
Whoa!
Was that gone in a couple of days?
If it was the way he said, if it was a Magna guy that really beat him with a hammer, if that was the real story and they could prove it and they had film about it and everything, they'd still be playing that, folks.
That's why you know it's a lie.
Just like the Brittany Griner.
Yes.
I mean, remember, they didn't even do a victory lap for her.
No!
Of course not.
Because they gave away the world's biggest murder and terrorist away from some girl, dude, pretending to be a girl so she can play an NBA. That's right.
That hates America.
That's exactly, exactly right.
And I don't care what anybody says, it's a dude.
Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, the whole thing is just a clown show.
And the American people are really getting fed up with it.
I am just happy to see this happen.
Because in order to have change, you've got to have this.
Like, they've all been talking.
Chip Roy was saying, it's great to see the floor completely full of people for a change.
Instead of it being half empty all the time.
They get up there and give speeches to nobody sometimes.
One person.
Exactly.
Because they don't work.
Remember when I say they're the laziest people I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, they are.
That's what they're wanting to do.
They're wanting to make a deal with McCarthy where you have to show up.
You have to do this.
You have to bring things up for debate.
He's trying to, Chip Roy, and they're trying to make it to where they're actually representing and they're actually arguing things.
Not everything's 4,000-page bill written by nobody even knows who.
Mm-hmm.
Some lawyer way back in the corner, nobody's ever heard of, and they come over there and they slap 4,000 pages down, and so you got two hours to vote on it.
It's just wrong.
It's just wrong all the way around the board.
I mean, but I loved this.
I loved this video clip of Chip Roy and he perfectly explains why we need new leadership.
I'm going to play it for everyone.
This was from yesterday, but it just resonated with me and I think a lot of other people because he was speaking out strong and firm and he knows exactly that what we need right now is new leadership and we are paying attention.
And the people that are holding out know we're paying attention.
And they know what's going to happen if there isn't a change in this party.
Check this one.
So this is what the chamber looks like when we're actually debating and the bodies are in the chairs.
How many times have we been down here giving speeches and there's not a soul in the chamber?
Yet this is what it takes to get 435 people in the chamber and have an actual debate.
The American people are watching and that's a good thing.
What we're doing is exercising our rights to vote and have a debate and have a discussion about the future of this country through the decision of choosing a speaker.
This is not personal.
It's not.
This is about the future of the country.
This is about the direction of the country.
American people who are looking at this body and wondering why we can pass 1.7 trillion dollar bills that are unpaid for.
They can just slide in $45 billion for Ukraine but not pay for it.
$40 billion for emergency spending and not pay for it.
10% increase in defense spending.
6% increase in non-defense spending and not pay for it.
And not do a thing except put language in a bill that prohibits our ability to use the money to secure the border.
That bill gets rammed through, and we know exactly how it gets rammed through.
Because the defense world and the non-defense world come together and say, you know what?
We're going to cut a deal and we'll all go to the mics and we're all going to give speeches and the American people are the big losers.
That's what happens.
We know that's what happens.
The Rules Committee sits up there and passes a bill, sends it to the floor, and we have no debate on the floor of this body.
We haven't been able to offer an amendment on the floor of this body since May of 2016.
The former leader and I have discussed this right here.
That's true.
But the fact is, this place has to change.
It has to change.
And the change comes by either adopting rules and procedures that will make us actually do our job or it comes from leadership.
And people ask me, what do you want?
I want the tools or I want the leadership to stop the swamp from running over the average American every single day.
We can't keep doing this.
I'm going to sit here until we figure out how to stop spending money we don't have.
I don't want any more empty promises.
I don't want any more, oh, don't worry, trust us, we'll do it.
I want to know that we're going to be able to exercise our rights as members of this body to stand up for the American people and actually fix this country.
And it's not going to happen when we use our men and women in uniform and defense And wrap ourselves around that, and then spend more money that we don't have, weakening that defense, weakening our country in the process.
But that's what we just did.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am asking for us to come together and figure out how to solve these problems.
And to do that, I'm going to do what I did my very first act as a member of Congress, or as a Congressman-elect, and nominate Jim Jordan for Speaker.
Jim has said he doesn't want that nomination, and Jim has been down here nominating Kevin, and I respect that.
And again, I have no personal animus towards Kevin.
And I've worked for the last two months to try to figure out how to get the rules to make this place better, and we've made progress.
But we do not have the tools or the leadership yet to stop the swamp for rolling over the American people.
Jim has been doing it.
He has a track record of doing it.
And for those reasons, I am nominating Jim Jordan from Ohio for Speaker of the House of Representatives.
And that's, you know...
It's honesty.
You know honesty when you hear it.
Yes.
And that's what draws people in.
When somebody can just be honest.
That's right.
Absolutely yourself.
And you explain it clearly, because that's what we need.
We need a real leader in there.
The way he puts that is perfectly.
And that's what they're trying to do, if you don't know.
We either need a leader that can do this, which they don't have McCarthy, or the tools.
To be able to do what he's saying.
That's right.
And that's what they want from McCarthy.
They're trying to get the tools to where they can not have them roll over us anymore.
And they actually are there representing the people and having debates.
That's all they want.
It is true.
And this is the thing.
I mean, we really, we've got a, we're at a crossroad here and I get it.
Jim Jordan, he has a different thing in mind coming up here, and that's fine.
But a new name has emerged, and a lot of people are backing Byron Donalds.
In fact, Chip Roy today nominated him.
Here he is.
We've had a conversation for two months to try to advance the ball, and we have had success in doing that.
But we're not there.
We're not at the place where we need to be to guarantee that we're going to be able to stand up in the face of the swamp that continues to step over the American people on a daily basis and spend money we don't have, and to continue to leave our borders open, and to continue to fund bureaucrats that are stepping over the freedoms of the American people.
Byron will stand up and do that.
Byron has a track record of doing that.
And importantly, when we're sitting here today and we continue this debate and we then have a vote, I just ask my friends on this side of the aisle, do you think that the American people support the status quo?
No.
Yes or no?
Do you think that the American people want us to continue down the road of what we've been doing?
Do they want us to continue...
Two, do the things since the leadership that's currently in place have been in place, do you think they want us to continue down that path?
And the argument that I would make is that they want a new face, new vision, new leadership, and I believe that face, vision, and new leadership is Byron Donalds, and I'm proud to put his name into nomination, and I yield back.
So there you go.
There you go.
That's what they're doing.
They're trying to, you know, put, here's another option if you don't like that option.
Here's another option on every vote.
That's exactly right.
And you've got the swamp up there too.
I mean, they are working like night and day, nonstop.
Here you go.
You've got spotted up there as well, Kevin McCarthy's roommate.
Remember Frank Lutz?
Yeah, Frank Lutz.
The dumbest pollster in history.
He has seen with McCarthy at Capitol Hill today.
If I want to know where the best donuts are in America, I would like a poll from him.
As far as political stuff, no.
Definitely, definitely not.
But this is what we have.
I mean, and they swim together.
They play together.
He's out there giving his support to old buddy Kevin.
And this is his old roommate who was wandering around the Capitol.
For those of you that don't know who Frank Luntz is, remember, he was the one, the pollster, that had President Trump losing in an absolute landslide against Hillary Clinton.
That was his job, was to get people not even to bother to show up for President Trump.
And vote.
That was what he did.
Well, he was this clown's roommate.
I mean, for years, this was going on.
This is how bad DC has gotten.
It is the sleaze capital of the world.
And if you need more verification, just look at who is supporting McCarthy.
Right?
Anti-Trump uniparty leader Karl Rove suffers meltdown after McCarthy fails to secure speakership.
They're all freaking out.
Karl Rove is running super PACs for Democrats in this election, people.
Against anybody Trump would put up.
Exactly.
He's a scum.
Oh yeah.
He's another beauty from the Bush era.
Good Lord.
They produced some good ones, didn't they?
Oh, my God.
Boy, just one disaster after another.
But that's what happens with these family dynasties, and they don't think we're ever going to come out and say anything about it.
They're just going to make their move, and we have to deal with the consequences of it.
Well, you've got controlled opposition here.
We talked a little bit earlier about Fox and their reaction.
Well, they've completely come unglued after McCarthy is rejected.
This was at the third time.
They were starting to really—you saw steam— But that's what's happening.
And you've got these holdouts that are saying, no, you're going to have to come to the table with what we know is concern and big concerns to the American people.
And the border is one of them.
It is mentioned every single time for the people that want to see change.
I don't know why they think it's okay what's going on at the border.
During election season, they certainly don't.
And then they just totally drop out of sight when they get their way on elections.
I got a question for Marjorie Taylor Greene.
How does she expect Mitch McConnell, I mean Mitch McConnell, McCarthy to care what conservatives want in the next two years when he's not even giving them anything right now?
Right.
He's proven he don't give a crap about what we think, folks.
He's proven it right now.
He don't care.
He's going to do the swampy.
Look, Kevin McCarthy is 100% for the business roundtable, his donors, and the lobbyists in the swamp.
And that's all he cares about.
He could care less about you paying $8 a dozen for eggs.
And believe me, man, I've been trying to teach my puppies how to hatch eggs all week.
I don't care how hard I train them, they just can't do it.
Yeah.
My God.
Well, you're just going to have to get some chickens there, Kat.
I mean, you've got the room.
Just don't give up stall number three.
Stall three is mine.
Paws off.
Nobody goes into stall three.
If I didn't have dogs that would eat every chicken in five minutes, I would have already had chickens.
Oh, my gosh.
I know.
Two dogs and chickens?
Mm-mm.
Well, I had quite a fiasco over here.
I told you about it.
Handsome got a hold of my work phone yesterday.
Ate it.
Just ate it.
And so I've been suffering the consequences of that every single day.
So you've now lived one half of a day in a...
In cat turd world, yes.
With owners.
I thought of you.
I almost called you yesterday to say, I don't know what is happening here, but it's happening here at my house as a result of what's going on at the ranch over there.
But...
Yeah, I mean, it's important to realize who these people are.
Let's not forget about Fox.
I mean, Fox News was the one that called Arizona immediately, right?
Even before we even had the tallies.
They were calling all of these races if you think that they're not in on it to some degree.
So now, of course, they're showing their outrage, right?
And the recount goes out to say, so they're just going to get on board with the party so that we can move forward.
This is how politics works and drives everyone crazy.
Well, Ansley Earhart is very upset with the House Freedom Caucus this morning.
And Derek Hunter finally points out here, it's important to remember that just because someone is on television, that does not mean that they have any idea what they're talking about.
More often than not, they don't.
And here she is having just an absolute meltdown over the optics.
I don't care about optics.
At this point.
I really do not.
We have a party and a country that's not going to move forward under the current status.
Her and them two goobers sitting beside her, they make probably five to eight million dollars a year.
They live in, you know, either Washington DC or New York in multi-million dollar penthouses.
And they go from there to Fox News, from there to the little parties, to the press parties, and they don't live in our world.
They have no idea.
You think they care what an egg costs?
They don't care.
They don't even put gasoline in their own cars, okay?
They are driven every day of their lives.
They don't do any of that.
They have one of these interns that will go pick up their laundry, send them shopping, grocery shopping for them, and everything else that they may need.
I mean, they have an intern for all of those things.
This is the way it runs up there.
Fortunately, I know what that is because I used to live there, so I know it very well how it works.
This is probably why you had Piglosie, who was calling for a lot of these staff to get paid more than legislatures.
I mean, it's outstanding.
It's unreal how bad this has gotten.
Go ahead and play.
You didn't play that.
Oh, did you want me to play it?
Yeah.
I certainly can.
Of course I can.
Let's see what Barbie's got to say.
I didn't know if you wanted to go through it.
I was trying to spare you, but okay, if you insist.
No, I want to hear it now.
Well, they were popping popcorn and posting pictures on social media with bags of popcorn saying, we're basically enjoying this, we're watching the show.
This is ridiculous.
I mean, look, it's only been one day, so I'm not so worried right now.
But if this continues to go on and on, there are 200 Republicans that stand behind McCarthy.
You have 20 holdouts, 19 or 20 holdouts.
They're not going to convince all 200 people to change their minds, so they just need to get on board with the party so that we can move forward.
This is how politics works, and it drives everyone crazy, because constituents wait in line for hours to go vote, to go cast their votes, and then they go to Washington to represent their constituents, and they just hold everything up.
We could be working on the IRS investigation.
We could be getting rid of those agents.
We could be working on the DOJ investigations, Hunter Biden investigations.
Everything is just delayed, and this is how Washington works.
You're absolutely right.
They've already broken their day one promise.
You can almost hear...
Oh, gosh.
Okay, Barbie.
First off, that's...
Yeah.
Yeah, that's not the status quo.
This is the thing.
This is what they're not understanding.
We've moved on.
It's just the opposite of what she said.
Yes.
It's just the opposite.
She had no idea what she's talking about.
They go there.
They go with their constituents.
Every...
There's not...
Look, there's 200 people up there going against their people.
They are!
The 20 are the only ones that are actually doing what the people they represent want.
Exactly.
I guarantee you could take a poll in every district in this country and not hardly anybody wants Kevin McCarthy up there.
No, no.
Just the opposite of what Barbie says.
Exactly.
Barbie.
$70 Barbie.
I bet she gets her butthole bleached.
I can't.
Oh my God.
I'm not going to bleach my buttholes.
Bob's bleach butthole bleachers.
You're back on your Uranus jokes.
I think this is good.
This is a good start.
Somebody sent me an actual newspaper that they actually put out.
I think it's Uranus in some state.
It's actually Uranus.
Really?
I've got to send this to you.
Please.
I've never laughed so hard.
It's a real newspaper.
Oh, my.
They have a fudge factory there.
And every joke's like, how to meet your dream lover in Uranus.
Wow.
And then the whole story is just funny to read and the headlines are unbelievable.
It's like a regular newspaper.
And somebody sent it.
I'll have to get it.
I'll read some stories.
I'll try to bring it tomorrow.
Oh, I hope you do.
I laugh so hard reading that thing because every story is funny.
The headlines are hilarious when you start reading the stories.
Oh my God.
Oh my gosh.
Well, that's exactly what we need right now because honestly...
When Bob and Sue met in Uranus and in two months they were ready to get married in Uranus.
And it just goes and goes and goes.
I'm sure there's a lot of people that are spitting out their drink right now laughing so hard.
I had to put mine down.
I thought about taking a sip and then I went, no.
Not until he's finished with that one.
Bring it tomorrow.
For sure.
Well, the two faces of Ronna McDaniel.
Okay, so she's getting a little nervous.
Maybe they don't want her either.
So she's starting to shout out also joining the pack of all of these hyenas that want Kevin McCarthy in there as soon as possible.
But she pretends...
That she cares, but she doesn't.
I mean, millions in spending, luxury vacations, donor items, and travel.
This is another part of the party.
I hope Harmeet Dillon gets in.
I really do.
Because the RNC needs to completely change.
And you do not need Mitt Romney's niece running the show and paying back donors with favors and interns and positions in the RNC. And that's why it's gotten so bad up there.
That's why.
Because of pics like this.
In fact, there's a poll out where three quarters of Republicans want Ronna McDaniel gone.
I think it's way more than that.
I don't know anybody that actually thinks she did a good job at all.
Well, she didn't do a good job.
If you think she did, you're wrong.
Right.
I mean, she just absolutely failed on every single front.
She has no imagination.
She doesn't think out of the box.
She's not driven.
You were saying the other day, yesterday, I believe, you said, you know what, she types out a couple of tweets, and that's it.
She feels like her job is done.
Yeah.
And that's it.
And then she steals ideas from people like Scott Pressler, who is working day in and day out, who Harmeet actually recognizes and says, well, guess what I'm going to do?
I'm going to take people like Scott Pressler with me to Washington, D.C. because he's awesome and I love what he's doing.
She couldn't work one day as hard as him in her whole life.
No.
She's used to it all being handed.
Well, this is pretty telling.
Biden won't be at Benedict XVI's funeral in line with wishes of the late Pope and the Vatican.
Talk about embarrassing.
How does one not get invited?
A world leader to a funeral of a Pope is beyond me.
Has that ever even happened before?
I don't know.
I mean, come on.
So he will not, they're having to send somebody else in his place.
But in light of the passing of the Pope, many were wondering if resident Joe Biden would be traveling to the Vatican for the funeral.
After all, the resident is a devout Catholic.
Maybe they reached their limits on child molesters.
Between that and abortion, yeah.
Yeah.
It's just not a good look for the Vatican, right?
Let's face it, the last time he went up to, you know, shitting his pants in front of the Pope probably wasn't the best way to get a re-invite somewhere.
Well, that was my lead-in from Uranus.
Thank you, Kat.
Good God.
They're probably scared he's going to sniff everybody's hair.
Yeah, probably.
Well, I mean, think about it.
He acts like he's a Catholic, but he doesn't practice like a Catholic at all.
I mean, he's absolutely for abortion.
Look at what he's doing in this country, right?
And sniffing, pedophilia, the deals with Ukraine and Hunter, I mean, it's all on the table.
People know this.
And unfortunately, some just have accepted it, I guess, as a method of practice.
No, it's...
It is not a method of practice when you are having your son sit on an energy board of Burisma making all kinds of money for quid pro quo and pay to play schemes.
It's outrageous what they've been able to get away with.
So they don't want him there.
And I can't say I blame him.
So you have Mob Head who's up here trying to explain why he will not attend.
In the best way that she can.
And she did a horrible job.
You got to see this clip.
You're gonna love this one.
God.
At her finest.
Well, you made me listen to Barbie.
So yeah.
As the president said in his statement, as I'm sure you saw, he joins Catholics and so many others around the world.
In mourning the passing of Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI, he will always remember the Pope's generosity and meaningful conversation they had when he visited the Vatican in 2011.
So to answer your question, the US Ambassador to the Holy See, Joe Donnelly, will represent the United States at the funeral You're not invited.
Yeah, I believe the Catholic faith really, they really like ripping babies out of the womb at nine months and killing them, murdering them.
Where's that in the Bible?
Exactly.
It's not in there.
And that's why they don't want him there because he's definitely sounded off several times and they requested he not be there.
So there you go.
Okay, moving on to the Twitter files.
Well, I mean, that's what he is.
He's known for that.
He couldn't get out of the bathroom.
He was in there for a very, very long, long time.
He's had problems all around the country.
I don't think it went that well.
I think it went way worse than that.
I really haven't.
Can you imagine a secret service agent that's going there while he's using the bathroom?
Man, they don't get paid enough.
No, they don't.
That's why they're probably calling for Jill.
Jill!
I need some backup in here.
Quick!
I gotta go out and get a breather.
Oh my gosh.
Who is running this country anyway?
Honestly, I think that's the number one question.
But here we go.
More Twitter files on the way.
The U.S. State Department panicked over zero-hedge COVID-19 reporting.
Of course, there's going to be a lot more of that to come.
But there definitely is a huge story about what happened with Paul Sperry and around the same time Adam Schiff's office was lobbying Twitter to have him banned.
Schiff's Chief of Staff Patrick Boland was making threats to his employer RealClearInvestigations.com about his stories exposing Schiff's impeachment whistleblower and his ties to Schiff's staffer.
This is how far it got.
You had Shifty Schiff ordering for people to be removed.
Remember when he was arguing with, sorry, remember when he was arguing with Elon on Twitter about two weeks ago?
Yes, exactly.
And Elon already knew he was doing this backhanded crap.
Absolutely he did.
And he put him in his place.
And I'm sure that's not the only file he's got on Shifty Schiff.
But this is really something.
You want to talk about an overreach.
The fact that you have got Adam Schiff who was seeking a ban of a journalist...
From a social media platform, even had them upset, had Twitter upset.
They're basically saying, hey, we don't do this.
This is not something that we do.
Well, eventually they did suspend his account, but you start to recognize there is definitely a situation, and we've talked about it many times before, corporate America, you've got that going on, right?
Where the corporate companies are very much involved, the woke corporations.
And then you've got, of course, the diseased and badly riddled Republicans and Democrats up there.
You've got social media.
You've got lamestream media.
You've got all of the tools where they're controlling the message.
And if you don't go along with it, they're going to shun you completely from society.
Well, they were taking it even further than that, trying to get journalists banned.
I mean, this is really, really, really big stuff.
And I haven't heard a peep out of Adam Schiff since this thing dropped, and we probably will not hear anything about it.
But he lobbied Twitter to ban journalists over QAnon conspiracy stories.
Well, of course, as you all know, if you've been paying attention, anybody wearing a tinfoil hat is alive today and doing quite well, and most of their conspiracies ended up being true.
So there's all of that going on.
This clown has got to be investigated.
Adam Schiff, unfortunately, is my representative, and he is as crooked as the day is long.
Yes.
Guess who else is from California?
Kevin McCarthy.
Yeah, I know.
Does the world want to turn out like California?
Can anybody remember anything before Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell?
I mean, it's been the same six or seven people for 30 years.
Get the hell out and let's see some fresh faces.
You blew it all.
You ran the debt up to $33 trillion.
You suck at everything you do.
Everything's a mess.
Won't you let somebody like Chip Roy or somebody new get up in there?
God, they go with power.
Absolutely.
Tired of seeing these same old people.
Well, and that's what everybody's role is.
Now that we have our voices back on Twitter, for the most part, go ahead and use them.
Tag your representatives.
Retweet other people that are saying things that you agree with.
Believe it or not, the public pressure, if you can apply enough, you will see the change.
This is now when we all have to get active.
This is the time to strike if ever there was one.
Support Matt Gaetz and all of those that are standing up, like Lauren Boebert and all the others that are standing up and shouting, saying, hey, we recognize you.
We know you need change.
We know that there are foundational cracks that we need to repair, and we're not going to get that with McCarthy.
Let's move on.
Where's the plan B? Do we have a plan B? Anyone?
So this is what I encourage everybody to do because if ever there was the right time, it's now.
Right now.
get on there and make sure that you're out there doing, I'll say pulling a cat turd.
Because you do that better than anybody, Kat.
I swear, if anybody gets people's attention, it is absolutely you.
And they just straight up lied.
Do you ever think that social media is ever going to see the light of day at any of these Twitter files if we don't have somebody properly investigating what all this stuff?
Elon Musk has done more to expose the DC swamp in the last two months the Republicans have done Republican parties done in the last 30 years.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I mean, this is really scary stuff.
And when you start thinking about this whole entire, these lab leaks and everything else, and all of it with COVID, how they kept all of this quiet.
I mean, Dr.
Andrew Huff, EcoHealth President, Dr.
Peter Daszak, was working for the CIA while funding lab work in China.
I mean, come on.
You had a lot of people that were up there under oath saying, oh no, it was bat soup that gave it to you.
Uh-uh.
It's a bioweapon.
I hope they just keep doing this for a week.
I hope it goes longer.
I hope it goes longer.
Yeah, because if it's going to make all these little Fox News and all these little people have little fits, oh my gosh, that's even icing on the cake.
Oh, I just, they just need to order pizza, relax, bring some board games, enjoy themselves, and make sure that they get Kevin McCarthy and all of his things moved out of the office that he has tried to occupy without being speaker.
He's a squatter.
Yeah, he's a squatter.
He needs to go as soon as possible.
I mean, what do you do when somebody's on your property?
Get off my lawn!
The arrogance of just moving in there.
Man, it's arrogant.
It is.
It is.
But this is how sure he was.
And now he's trying to make all these deals.
He's probably got a plaque that says Speaker McCarthy on the desk already.
Oh, I'm sure.
He's got a cake waiting on him.
You know that.
They cannot wait.
They've had caterers already set up.
They're going to have all of these parties and celebration.
Oh, sure.
I'm sure we'll be paying for it also.
Man, Marjorie Taylor Greene's probably going to make him snickerdoodles.
I got some chocolate chip cookies, some snigger brownies.
We're going to celebrate.
I just don't get her right now.
I'm not understanding it.
I'm really glad to hear you talking about it because a lot of people...
I can't not talk about it.
It's ridiculous.
I know.
And she's not even explaining it.
It's just not consistent the way that she's been.
Exactly.
So there's something out there.
You can't just be one way.
She never folds.
I'm telling you something.
I'm proud of her.
I'm a big supporter of hers and still am.
I know.
And she never folds like this, ever.
She loves you and you love her.
We've had her on the show.
There's a full-blown love fest whenever it happens.
But you call a spade for a spade.
And honestly, there's some questions that need to be answered.
And she needs to be a lot more transparent about why she is so sold on Kevin McCarthy.
Because Chip Roy and others are bringing very good points as to why.
We can no longer go with the status quo.
Without getting anything from him.
Yeah.
Without even getting...
They're trying to get...
Like he said, we're trying to get the tools...
You know, for trade, because if we have to get McCarthy, he's the swamp, but at least, you know, he has to give them the tools to where, you know, they're running the show too, where their voice is important.
Well, I... That's it.
I mean, I could go in there if I was McCarthy and negotiate a deal with him in an hour and have two...
I'll ever vote.
I know you would.
He's no leader.
He don't know how to negotiate.
He's not going to do anything.
He's taken off the January 6th committee and there is a reason why.
It implicates the wrong people.
And he doesn't want to have that argument and he knows that they have enough on him.
It's the same story.
Right?
To where they have him up against a wall in a corner and he's not going to go there.
He's just not.
So he's not the guy.
We got to go for the guy that is going to bring all this stuff to light.
And it can't just be Elon Musk every minute that's digging up all of this stuff.
No, it's got to actually happen with our representatives doing their job and having the American people watch this whole thing play out.
We've got to see the other side.
Look at what the Democrats did with January 6th.
They turned it into the trial of the century.
It was a show trial.
How horrible.
And how they were claiming we were all domestic terrorists and never ever protest again because guess what?
All of a sudden you're going to be on every single FBI wanted, most wanted poster in the world looking for you, Grandma.
Wanted for free speech.
Right.
Wagging your flag that is wrong of you to do.
This is not right.
We're far from getting the change that we need.
And those that are just supporting McCarthy just to get it over with because they want to get business done, there is nothing wrong with working overtime and getting it done then too.
It's not holding anybody up.
One day it's not going to hold you up.
Just like Bleach Butthole Barbie said.
She said, well, we got to get on with the people's business tomorrow, which is important.
And do what?
Yeah.
You can get on with some business.
Don't worry.
Go ahead and start drafting it out while you wait for whoever gets up there.
Start working on your stuff.
You don't have to wait yet.
You've got work you can be doing.
I haven't watched Fox in so long.
I watched Tucker the following morning when I get up, and I usually get about two or three, and I watched Tucker.
I don't get Fox News ratings, but like I said, the last few days, because I just want the count and a little commentary behind it.
I've been watching them.
When you haven't heard them in years, they're all in for Mike Pence.
They actually floated the idea.
Maybe Mike Pence.
They should put Mike Pence in there.
He's so well-loved.
I'm like, if you think them 20 holdouts are going to say, well, McCarthy's.
We're going to get Mike Pence.
We'll vote for him.
Let me tell you something.
They're idiots.
They're morons.
They don't understand anything.
Pastor, they're rich.
I guarantee you, every one of them on air was born millionaires.
They're the sons and daughters of millionaires.
I just know it.
Well, you're so right.
And that's the whole thing.
They created Pence like they've created some of these others, and they are trying to sell you on him.
He is going to be a bigger flop than Jeb Bush if it was ever possible.
I'm just telling you.
That's how bad it's going to be.
It is going to be that bad.
And they're always shocked that the American people didn't go for their candidate.
But they're selling him right now.
And he's paying a big price for all of that.
Believe me, he is.
So it shouldn't surprise you when it comes to January 6th.
What are they hiding?
January 6th committee sealed all important videos and documents for 50 years so that they can continue to lie about January 6th protest and Fed involvement.
Look at that.
All important videos and documents for 50 years.
They sealed them.
And it says we're telling the truth like, we don't want to tell you anything for 50 years when we're dead.
My goodness.
That proves they're all liars.
Tells you everything you need to know.
You hide the lies and you tell the truth.
So on that happy note...
Yeah.
We'll see y'all tomorrow in hell for that.
Well, at least tell us how the little kittens are, Kat, because everybody's been asking me about the kittens and the puppies.
They're pooping up the litter box.
I bet they are.
Oh my gosh, they are so cute.
I let them out every now and then too and let them run around a little bit.
Good.
But they feel so safe in that cage little thing I made them.
I made them a cool playhouse that they only, you know, they run back into it because they just feel safe there.
But I am going to re-home the kittens.
You are?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I can't keep any more pets.
I'm overloaded.
So, and then the monkey is on her, it'll be, tomorrow will be her eighth day since we got her fixed.
So, Stitch has come out in a couple days and I'm able to, like, today let her actually, I didn't let her and Wiggles out at the same time because they were wrassling.
I don't want her wrassling, but she was able to hang out with Wiggles some the last few days and And then run around after eight days in prison.
She's able to run around the farm a little bit and stretch her legs.
I bet she cannot wait.
I bet she cannot wait.
You are so good with those animals, I'm telling you.
Handsome is in so much trouble.
But he can't be in trouble because he doesn't know better.
It was his mom that screwed up.
And so not only did my phone get eaten, but also, and you know, poodles have those really sharp teeth, but also my sunglasses.
I mean, really?
Oh, I do have some breaking news.
Just real quick.
Let me...
here we go okay so here we go Six loss.
U.S. House vote for Speaker McCarthy has just lost for six times.
So we will leave you with that.
Thought you would want to know that on the way out.
Six time he is out.
Once, twice, six times a loser.
That's where we are to date.
So we're keeping you updated as it comes out.
But yes, he is lost for a sixth time.
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So just know it's on its way.
I just may be a little delayed.
So that's where we are with that.
Anyway, anything else you'd like to add there, Kat?
That's all I've got.
Well, don't forget your Uranus article.
We've got to see about this.
Oh, yeah.
I probably will forget it, but I'm going to try not to.
Okay, I'm going to text you now.
Yeah.
Text me like an hour before the show.
Don't forget the Uranus newspaper.
I gotcha.
I gotcha.
I don't know.
I can't remember, but I'd have to read it.
I mean, you're going to laugh your ass off.
I can't wait to see it.
Okay, so that's what I'm going to text you, and you'll know what I'm talking about.
Uranus newspaper.
They have obituaries, everything, man.
Bob Smith has died in Uranus.
I mean, it's funny, man, the whole thing.
It's a real newspaper, I'm telling you.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I look forward to it.
We will have a lot of laughter tomorrow, and we'll see what happens with this whole thing with McCarthy.
You know, he's probably wishing he was on Uranus right now, anywhere, but being heckled and laughed at, which is what he is.
He's a joke.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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