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Suspended Liberal Meltdown - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 12/16/2022 - Ep. 229
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Today is Friday, December 16th, 2022, episode number 229.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
What's happening?
Are you enjoying these meltdowns?
Like I am?
Oh, man.
Good lord.
Have you ever in your life?
They can't handle it.
They can't live a day in a conservative's life.
They can't do it.
No.
They're like, oh my god.
They're banning journalists just because they don't like it.
You're doxing him in real time and the reason you're doing it is because you want somebody to hurt him.
You want somebody to hurt his family.
You want somebody to harass him.
And that's why you're doing it.
There's no other reason to do that to somebody.
Absolutely.
And it's amazing because let's face it, when it happened to us, it happened and it went over the course of two years.
These rules have been in place since before Elon Musk actually took over and bought Twitter.
There was no doxing rule.
Adam Schiff asked the question, actually.
I mean, this is not news to anyone.
Here he is on the doxing policy.
This was just in 2020.
Listen to this.
Something we see is doxing, an issue of sharing private information.
And so we've made it much easier to highlight when people report things to us that private information has been posted.
That means we can move faster and we're taking more action.
So over the course of the year, Our action rate increased more than 100% on private information posts.
So we have to be more proactive.
We also have to have partnerships.
And that's why working with civil society, working with candidates directly, making sure we've got those strong relationships to escalate things is important.
But this issue also affects people, journalists, I think is important to note.
And it's particularly acute for candidates and journalists of color.
Who face particular challenges as different intersections of abuse and harassment.
The most important thing is being proactive.
You're absolutely right to highlight that if we wait for users to report this content, we're failing.
So that's been a big investment for us in recent years.
Now, more than half of the content that we remove for violating the Twitter rules, we action without a user report.
Secondly, we've made specific improvements to our reporting flow.
Okay, so that is the infamous Nick Pickles, who was explaining all of that.
Thanks, Mays, for putting that video together.
That was when Adam Schiff, in June 18, 2020, he held a virtual hearing with the tech executives.
And Nick Pickles was Twitter's Director of Global Public Policy and Strategy.
Nick Pickles.
Lord.
Yeah, so this wasn't new.
He didn't do anything new.
Look, number one, journalists are not this special.
They're like, we're journalists.
We get special treatment.
No, you don't.
And you're not journalists.
None of you.
Not one of you that got suspended is a journalist.
Give me a break.
You're left-wing, far-left propagandists for the Democrat Party and for big government.
You're their mouthpiece.
The real journalists are reporting on you crying because the real journalists are there to protect the little guy from big government.
And you're there to protect big government against the little guy.
So you're not journalists.
You don't have no special treatment.
And look what happens.
They have suspended real journalists, conservatives, real doctors, real frontline doctors, real journalists that are truth-to-power kind of people that are digging in and exposing government fraud and the real frauds and everybody and the corrupt FBI and the corrupt real journalists that are truth-to-power kind of people that are digging Them are the real journalists.
And y'all banned them all because they were conservatives.
Well, they've been controlling the narrative, and now all of a sudden that it's been turned around, they're crying like I've never seen crying before.
They can't handle it.
They couldn't live one day in the lives of a conservative.
Of course not.
And the thing about it is, what about all those awards that these journalists won on fake information, right?
They give each other awards.
Right.
That's all the elitists.
One thing you got to know about elitists is they love to give themselves awards.
And so they like to throw these big parties where they walk up the red carpet and give themselves awards and tell each other how great they are and what a piece of shit we are.
They do it all the time.
They do.
Oh, God.
And they get up there and they act political and, oh, it's just, it's disgusting.
It is disgusting.
It's really ridiculous.
And I think he's handling it beautifully.
I'm telling you something right now.
If that was my child and you had somebody doxing my car thinking that it was me and this particular individual climbed on the hood of the car in order to do harm, let me tell you something.
You would be lucky if you would be walking after something like that.
I would push on the pedal.
I mean, I'm sorry, but that's exactly would be my response.
I would feel like you were attacking me and my family and that's exactly, precisely what this person was doing.
Let's not forget the fact that it is premeditated.
They mean harm to come to this person by showing up at that particular location.
They're doxing them in real time.
They are putting them in danger, hoping that there is going to be an outcome.
Something bad.
Not something good.
They're not there to greet them with flowers and chocolate or anything else.
No, they're there to do harm.
I just don't see how Twitter could not enforce this policy.
It's already a policy that they already have.
And like I said, when you put somebody in danger that way with bad intent, then you know what?
You need to suffer the consequences.
And that's just my personal take on it.
But I think he's handling it beautifully.
Like I said, better than I would.
They're crying like...
Oh, it's so funny to watch them cry.
Oh my god, I got a seven-day ban.
Well, you know, we say we don't like pronouns and get permanently suspended for the rest of our lives.
People who make a living.
With their accounts, like Juanita Broderick and Emeril Robinson.
How did they get banned?
Because they said the truth about COVID. That's exactly right, that the vaccines don't work.
Dr.
Fauci's piece of shit, con artist, that he's evil, that he don't care about anybody, that he lied about everything and masks don't work.
Everything.
Everything's true.
Everything has been true.
And this is the thing, though.
They have been allowed to run away with this narrative.
And they only enforce laws if it doesn't apply to them.
But they want you to hang.
Let me tell you something.
I have been in the dark off of Twitter for two-plus years.
And that no one said a word and no one could say a word.
Why?
Because those voices were silenced.
The same thing happened to their account as well.
And so there was no attention given on it.
So now all of a sudden, now that these people are breaking the rules and they are being suspended, they're crying like you've never seen crying before.
I just think he's handling it, like I said, better than me.
And they're going to get their accounts back, but for doing way less, I'm telling you, over a million conservative accounts for doing, and most of them just doing nothing, got permanently suspended, and they've been off for two years, and some are getting their accounts back now.
But, um, it's hilarious.
They are throwing a fit.
They can't handle it.
They have lived in a bubble and a participation trophy, and they've been handed everything their whole lives.
These reporters, they're elitist snobs, folks.
They were born with, you know, a silver spoon in their mouth, two in their ear, one under their arm.
But even more importantly...
They trust son babies.
They are.
And then their multi-millionaire parents get them into Harvard, although they didn't do anything, or get them into Berkeley.
And then they stay there for eight years, and their parents pay $500,000 to a million dollars to keep them there.
And then they get out, and they walk right into the offices of Twitter, or Google, or Facebook.
New York Times.
Yeah, and they're all brainwashed.
You know, little assholes.
Yeah.
That's what they are!
Little punks.
And so they get on there, and all of a sudden they're hearing these, for the first time, they're 30 years old, and they're hearing different opinions.
And somebody says something ridiculous, and somebody like CatTurd on Twitter comes out and just says, oh really?
This is how it really is?
And then so they start trying to interact with people, telling them, hey, this is how the real world, you know, works.
And when they get something from some plumber, you know, in Cleveland, and they completely own them, then they're like, that's hate speech!
Hate speech!
Ban!
Ban!
Hate speech!
Just because you're completely owning them.
Well, that's the thing, though.
I mean, here all of a sudden they're hiding behind hate speech, right?
And that's anything that you disagree with them on is considered hate speech.
So if you were to say, no, you are not a woman, you are actually a male, that's going to be considered hate speech.
You're just a man in a dress.
You're a man in a dress.
Right.
Yeah.
That's what you really are.
And you shouldn't be in my bathroom.
Yeah.
Yeah, we don't want you in the bathroom.
Why do you want to go in the girl's bathroom?
You're not really a woman.
You're never going to be a woman.
You're a man in a dress.
Why do you want to go in the women's bathroom?
That's creepy as hell.
You have no business in there, period.
And that's the adult conversation.
That's the truth.
The truth is eternal.
And that's what you say every time.
And they, oh, you're a transphobic.
No, I don't want dudes in the girl's bathroom.
And you better not go in there if my daughter's in there.
That's just it.
You got that right.
And here's the deal, too.
I have the absolute right to defend myself.
So if you come after me, be ready.
Because I am going to defend myself.
And that's the other thing that they try to just kind of shove aside and say, oh, but you're attacking him by filming him.
No.
He was waiting there for Elon Musk Elon Musk's child was there with a guardian that was taking care of him and no telling what could have happened as a result.
The intentions of this person were not good.
They absolutely were not.
Like I said, premeditated.
He jumped on the hood.
He jumped on the hood.
Right.
You jump on my hood.
Going for a long ride.
My hood automatically hits the gas.
All the way to the floor.
And so whatever happens to you happens to me.
You're going to attack me and jump on my hood.
I'm going to hit that gas.
You got that right.
And it's going to go...
Uh-huh.
You're going for a ride.
Hang on tight.
And that's just the way it's going.
You can call it reflexes later or whatever you want.
That's defending yourself.
I mean, if somebody jumps on the hood, the next thing I think they're probably going to do is pull a gun and shoot me in the face.
So I'm hitting the gas.
That's it.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm sorry.
I have every right in the world to defend myself and I'm going to.
Nobody else is going to do it for me.
I'm sorry.
I can't afford private security like a lot of these Hollywood people here in Hollywood are doing now because, you know, they are trying to completely get rid of our police departments.
And so all you see now in a lot of these residential upper class neighborhoods are private security.
Yeah, they got security.
That's their answer.
Right.
You have to hit the gas pedal so the stalker does a four and a half gainer with a half twist to the pavement.
You got it right.
You absolutely have it right.
And I just think the crying is funny because honestly, this happened to us for two plus years we've been in the dark.
And so for them just to completely have all of these breakdowns as if they are some kind of journalist, you know what?
They didn't report on any of this stuff.
They instead decided they were going to report on a fake story, Russia, Russia, Russia, and let that go on for four years.
Don't come at me with this stuff now.
No.
I'll say it again.
They're not journalists.
They're Democrat Party operatives.
They're liars.
They're serial liars.
They're traitors to this country.
They're awful people.
You're not journalists.
This is not journalistic.
CNN says...
We're going to have to, you know, evaluate our relationship with Twitter.
What?
What?
Everybody that works for CNN can't get four likes.
I mean, you're CNN Plus on Twitter, believe me.
Isn't that funny that they're threatening it?
Oh, please.
Go ahead.
Evaluate it.
Nobody cares what you have to say.
You're liars.
Everything you say at CNN is made up propaganda.
There's no difference between CNN and the worst propaganda Russia outlet, the worst North Korea outlet, the worst China outlet.
They're the same thing.
Everything they do is just propaganda.
All of it is.
I mean, this is the whole thing.
Give me a break.
Yes.
And the American people are wide awake and they understand what has been happening to this country.
As the elites continue to thrive, we are barely able to survive as a result of this whole thing.
They've been stealing our elections.
They've been taking over the conversations, running with their narratives.
They've done all kinds of things, opened our borders.
They're the worst I have ever seen.
And if we have a country in a few years, I'm going to be surprised.
I don't know what it's going to take to get this thing completely turned around, but it's going to have to take some serious, serious work.
It's going to take a lot.
I mean, a lot.
You're going to have to have, when whoever takes over, and it was good to see Trump say what he did in that video yesterday, because that's what's got to happen when he said that video.
You got to do what DeSantis did to Florida, folks.
I know you hate for me to harp on it, but I'm telling you, I've been in Florida for a long time.
I hitchhiked down here when I got out of the Army, and I pretty much never left.
Well, it's true, though.
I love it here, but I've seen...
We have Republican governors just about all the time, and we've had...
I mean, we had the Jeb Bush.
Charlie Crist, who he ran against, was one time a Republican governor of the state.
Scary, isn't it?
I know.
You know, Rick Scott, who's a pretty good guy, you know.
Speaking of trust fund babies, I think his parents are billionaires or something.
But he was governor before DeSantis.
And I honestly can't tell you one thing he did.
They still cheated in Broward County.
Nothing changed.
But Ron DeSantis coming here like a hurricane.
And I mean, he said, I'm going to do this, this, and this, and this.
And he did it.
All of it.
And the result was...
If the country would have done what Florida did, we would have won 80 House seats and 10 Senate seats, and it would have been a wipeout.
It is so true.
I mean, but the numbers speak for themselves.
This is what people are moving towards.
But the problem is that you can't just have everybody move to Florida.
But everybody's moving to Florida.
They are.
They are moving to Florida, and the numbers don't lie.
Right.
They're moving away from California.
Remember California Dreamin' and all that stuff?
Oh, no, no.
No, that is long gone.
Now it's California Screamin'.
Right.
As we screech our wheels out of here, yes.
You're screaming for your life.
Help!
It is so true.
So, to catch everybody up that wasn't able to watch what happened yesterday, Elon Musk joined journalists, and he wanted to let them all know, and I've got the clip of it, of him saying that doxing rules apply to them, too.
They are not special.
Yeah, who do they think they are?
Yeah, here it goes.
Uh, yeah, um, well...
As I'm sure everyone who's been doxing would agree, showing real-time information about somebody's location is inappropriate, and I think everyone on this call would not like that to be known to them.
And there's not going to be any distinction in the future between journalists, so-called journalists, and regular people.
Everyone's going to be treated the same.
They're not special because you're a journalist.
You're a Twitter citizen.
No special treatment.
Your docs get suspended.
End of story.
And ban evasion, or trying to be clever about it.
Like, oh, I posted a link to the real-time information.
That is obviously simply trying to evade the meaning.
That is no different than actually showing real-time information.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
And you're doing it because you want him either harmed, his family harmed, or harassed.
Why else would you do it?
And why would you do that to begin with?
Look, I'll argue and have spats with people on Twitter and go back and forth, but I've never even considered...
Giving their home address and trying to put them in harm's way or their family or their kids.
I would never even consider that in a million years, no matter what they say to me.
Exactly right.
There is a complete difference in the two.
That's liberals.
They don't get their way.
They lash out in harm.
Look at the Black Lives Matter riots.
Look at what Antifa does.
They don't get their way.
They're all about violence.
That's how they try to solve everything, is fear.
That is the umbrella this falls under, is that you are afraid.
You are afraid to speak out.
You're afraid to go to holiday dinner and start talking about the vaccination, or talking about politics, or talking about, oh no!
Orange man bad.
Should you dare bring up President Trump?
Oh my gosh.
That will just send a haze over everyone's eyes.
It's ridiculous.
But that's what they've been running on.
And they've been so far able to get away with it because people feel like that is not a popular opinion to have.
Even if after talking to them and you start really getting...
To what they're concerned about, those are the things that they're honestly thinking.
The same thing as you.
I'm not sure about the jab.
You shouldn't be sure about the jab.
No, that's okay thought.
Not this other stuff they've been brainwashing you with.
Yeah, like you're anti-fax, you're anti-science.
No, we're actually pro-science and pro-vax.
That's right.
Look, if they had a vax that come out and it was like...
Like, two months later, it's like, man.
And people that took the vax were saying, man, you know, nothing happened.
But they're not getting sick at all.
I mean, this thing works.
I mean, you don't ever have to worry about COVID again if you get the vax.
And it really worked.
I'd go get it.
They lied.
I'd go get it.
I know.
But once they said two, I was like, huh?
Two?
Let me see.
I didn't get two polios.
My dogs don't get two rabies shots.
Even the yearly flu shot, you don't get two.
So what do you mean two?
And then it was like two months later, they're like, okay, you need a booster.
I said, a third?
And now four?
Five in one year?
Five vaccines in one year.
Put two and two together, people.
I know Democrats.
I know how dumb you are.
I get it.
You have no common sense.
You vote for your family to have higher taxes.
Yeah.
So you, I mean, what else, you know what I'm saying?
That's exactly what we have.
You vote, like, okay, I want to give up, and you vote to have all your rights taken away.
Here's government on a silver platter.
Take my Second Amendment right.
Here's my First Amendment right.
Take it all, just please, just, and I'll obey you.
Well, I mean, it's just so funny because here's the deal.
These people have been, they're so crazed.
I mean, seriously, they've completely gone overboard.
And when you start looking at the fact that just a couple of days ago, they were talking about Yoel Roth.
Right?
I mean, I'm old enough to remember who Yoel Roth was, right, on this platform, and they were talking about how he had to leave his home because of all the stuff that Elon Musk was doing.
That was really the only coverage.
Of course.
I mean, but this is what they were saying.
Because conservatives don't mess with you like that.
That's what liberals do, so I don't believe him.
But short memory, now all of a sudden you've got people that are showing up at exact times when Elon Musk is supposed to be somewhere because they're tracking him.
And you mean the rules don't apply to him?
I mean, are you serious?
You can't have two standards here.
You cannot.
Doxing is bad.
You shouldn't have that.
Just absolutely not allowed in any situation or in any circumstance.
I think he needs to enforce the rules that are already there.
But the problem was Twitter didn't.
When they were in charge of it, when you had Jack, Dorsey, and others.
I'm sorry.
I think Jack has everything to do with what went wrong with Twitter 1.
Because whether he was the head guy.
I mean, whether he ignored it, whether he was high, I don't know what his problem was, but you know what?
It happened under his watch.
He's responsible, in my opinion.
But the thing about this is that all of these rules were in place.
They just didn't enforce them.
Now he's enforcing them, and they have a big problem with the whole thing.
And now they're saying doxing is okay if journalists do it.
Hmm.
No, it doesn't work.
Not now.
You're not a journalist!
I know!
To call yourself a journalist when you're what you are, when what people do, I don't even know if laughable is even a good enough word for it.
It's ridiculous.
I know.
It's so silly.
But this is what they've been able to get away with.
And they've been able to continue on this path.
And we've just got to stop it.
We really do.
And we have an opportunity to do so.
And that's why I'm always encouraging people to To get out there and have their voices heard because they've got to.
Well, it doesn't stop Miss AOC. She jumps into a Twitter world.
Of course she's going to say fascist or racist.
What did she say?
Fascist or racist?
Fascist!
Fascist!
Yeah.
AOC, listen very carefully.
When the FBI has meetings with Facebook and tells them to dox a story that'll help the Democrat, that is the definition of fascism.
Exactly.
Since you don't know because you're too dumb.
Oh, she's so ridiculous.
She hates white people, but she's married to the whitest dude.
She's engaged to the whitest dude I've ever seen in my life.
Exactly.
I hate all white people, but this guy.
Isn't that weird how they all go for gingers, too?
I mean, gingers are like the whitest group of white, always.
And oh my gosh, that's exactly where they end up.
And it's just funny to me.
Hates them so much.
Look, I'm gonna date you as long as you stay way, way, way, way, way.
Way back there behind me and never say a word.
Okay?
I'm the boss.
You walk 10 paces behind me.
You're invisible.
And I'm the queen.
And he's like, yes, ma'am, I will.
Well, look at the relationship.
I got my nuts cut off.
They're in a pickle jar in formaldehyde right now on your desk.
Is that good enough, ma'am?
Well, it's the same as Meghan and Harry.
I mean, it's the same kind of situation.
I don't know this dominatrix kind of thing where they get their boys in line.
She put a hurtin' on herself in that documentary when she did that bow, making fun of the dead king queen.
Ooh.
When she did that, are you talking about having everybody turn against you?
That's the real her.
She's a mean little thing.
She is.
That showed her true colors, and no one is going to ever forget her.
Harry, divorce that crazy woman.
He's got to.
I know it.
Go back and tell your family you love them, and go back to being who you were, man.
You were just rugged, tough.
You went into armed forces.
You actually did it, and everybody was impressed.
Man, go to the mantle, take your nuts out of the pickle jar, go to a surgeon, have them reattached surgically, go back and do what she was born to do, man, and divorce her and have a chance at a decent life.
Exactly.
I mean, she is just completely, this poor guy, he is so lost.
I'm serious.
I really do feel sorry for him.
I do feel bad for him.
He's going to need, he's seriously going to need some counseling after this whole thing ends because she has done a number on him.
We've all had a psycho girlfriend.
If we live long enough, trust me, I've had a few.
You're like, you know, you're going to break up with her?
I think I need an extra system.
I don't think the breakup is going to work with this one.
Maybe his family will pay for his security after this.
When you say you want to break up, that's when they really get going.
Exactly.
I mean, like I say, they're not giving him security right now, but once he leaves her, I'm sure he will be surrounded.
When I was younger, I think that's the only kind I went for.
Like, are they crazy as hell?
Are they going to give me shit 24-7?
Yep, perfect.
Let's start dating.
Man.
I'm glad you might have done that.
It took me a long time to learn.
It did.
I was terrible at it.
Yeah, but that's alright.
You know what?
You live and you learn.
That's part of the whole thing.
But yes, she took a bow.
It was horrible to watch.
It was terrible.
And the fact that they were paid $100 million to make a documentary.
That's why Netflix is going down right now.
They kept giving all these woke people all their money to try to get them on their shows.
And they've lost half their value, and they're going down.
I mean, they are going down in a big way.
$100 million for what?
They're not even interesting.
They're boring as hell.
I know.
There's nothing.
She's better off watching The Real Housewives or whoever.
Real housewives of Egypt.
I don't care.
Anywhere.
They're not doing anything other than complain about how they've been mistreated and racism and all of these things.
Oh my God.
It's ridiculous.
Global warming and this and the children.
It's just like, man.
Must be nice to never have to have a real job and have all these hundreds of millions of dollars thrown at you.
I know.
But you know what?
It's really telling when you see Harry's face when she actually did this.
It's really sad.
I'm going to play the video so you can all see it.
Check it out.
I don't know how we even got into this.
I know.
I have no idea.
But the woman is really awful.
Look at that.
Look at him.
He's just kind of like...
Okay, this is going to be a flat.
Pleasure to meet you, your majesty, she says.
Like, was that okay?
Oh, look at him.
Yeah, he...
That's painful.
That's his grandmother, you piece of shit.
That's right.
You don't do that to your spouse in front of them, man.
Can you imagine that?
I can't imagine somebody looking at me like that.
I would feel such disappointment in myself, honestly.
I would get a clue and say, hmm, that was really off base.
But not her.
No, she doubles down.
She keeps going because it's all about her story.
The one she wants people to hear.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't think so.
She's horrible.
But back to AOC. She's bad news.
So Elon Musk comes out and says, AOC says you're a public figure, an extremely controversial and powerful one.
I get feeling unsafe but descending into abuse of power plus a radically banning journalist only increases the intensity around you.
Take a beat and lay off the pro-fascism.
Maybe try putting down your phone.
Then she goes on.
Pot calling the cattle.
Pot calling cattle.
Oh my god.
She literally stays on Twitter 24-7.
Exactly.
She does videos of her doing her eyes and putting makeup on.
Oh, so good.
She's an elitist snob who's pretending to be...
Down with the struggle from the Bronx where she's never lived in her life.
Exactly.
I mean, she acted like she didn't know what a garbage disposal was, I guess.
There was one of those comments like, oh, wow, now I have a disposal.
I don't even know how to use it.
I'm telling you, I'm glad that old weird bearded goober that...
Can't grow a beard than her boyfriend.
I'm glad it's him and not me.
Oh, gosh.
Can you imagine?
I couldn't take it for five minutes.
I couldn't take it for five minutes.
I couldn't take it.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
I'd be like, you know, she'd be kind of cute.
But, you know, she opens her mouth and just like...
I don't think she's attractive at all.
I really do not.
You know, what I think is cute is Minnie AOC. Minnie AOC is cute.
She's just adorable.
But this one, this one is like trying to be something that she's absolutely not.
And to me, I just can't.
Every single time I see her, I just...
Cringe.
But she goes on to say...
She's what now?
32, 33 years old?
Uh-huh.
And she still talks like a child.
And she still talks like a five-year-old.
And she's going to be 60 years old going like, literally, you're a fascist, a racist, a homophobe, like literally, like literally like.
I guarantee you're 60 years old.
I mean, when do you stop acting like a little baby?
I agree.
When did you grow up and start talking like a damn adult?
It's not going to happen.
Not with her.
Not with Dr.
Freud.
Remember her?
The total fraud that went up and testified against Kavanaugh.
It was ridiculous.
They think that these baby voices give them some kind of credibility or that they're believable or that they're a victim in some case.
I don't know.
Grow up.
Tell your story.
I read most of my information anyway.
I don't get it off videos.
Thank you very much.
Because I want to see what people actually said, not your interpretation of it.
So she goes on to say this.
She says, As someone who has been subject to real and dangerous plots, I do get it.
I didn't have security and have experienced many scary incidents.
Again, turning it on her.
That's what narcissists do.
In fact, many of the right-wing outlets you now elevate published photos of my home car, etc.
At a certain point, you gotta disconnect.
Disconnect? - Yeah.
That's coming from AOC. Lives for this shit.
Didn't he reply back to her something funny?
I think he did.
Oh, he said, you first, LOL. LOL. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Twitter's never been more fun than this.
Oh, I think it's great.
I'm having such a good time.
I'm so glad you got me back.
We're going to keep calling.
Come on, Trump.
Get back on Twitter.
I really wish he would.
Come on.
We so want to see you and Elon go after each other on Twitter.
Come on, man.
That's Super Bowl, your birthday, 4th of July, and Christmas all wrapped at one.
It would be absolutely fantastic.
It would be funny.
I think so, too.
But I can't...
Because they're both like king trolls.
To them together, like, oh my god, it'd be funny.
Oh, it's true.
And that's the thing.
I mean, he needs to get out there.
I didn't really fall for that whole NFT scam.
To me, that was just really kind of strange.
I hated it.
It watered down what his real message was, which you totally have said.
Yeah, look, if y'all think I'm the only...
You know, Steve Bannon went crazy on him.
Gorka went crazy on him.
He did.
Bannon went off on it.
It's just like, yeah...
It's just not the time, man.
We got serious problems and that video was perfect.
Stuff like that, man.
One after another.
You got that right.
I can't do this anymore.
Trump's former advisor Steve Bannon slams Donald's major announcement about superhero NFTs and says, step your game up.
Honestly, it really watered down the real message.
And I understand that probably, I mean, a few people have said, hey, he's got a contract over there with Truth.
Well, He owns it.
I think it's great that he has truth, too.
But here's the deal.
He needs to be everywhere.
Everywhere.
All of them.
And you never get into an agreement to where you're going to cut off your speech at any time or any point.
But especially if you are going to run for president.
Because his message behind that...
They're not going to say anything if he tweets.
What are they going to do?
Try to sue him?
Yeah.
Give me a break.
I mean, really?
He can do it.
Go for it.
If you're going to be the president again, you have to do it.
Well, and then I have comments of people that say, hey, you know what?
I'm posting his messages on Twitter.
It's not the same.
I'm sorry.
I appreciate you retweeting.
Do you remember how funny it was when he was tweeting?
Come on, man.
You have a short memory.
It was hilarious.
It was great.
It's just like Elon Musk right now.
It reminds me of Trump tweeting.
Exactly.
Doesn't it?
It does.
It really does.
It reminds me of Trump tweeting.
It's fun.
It really does.
Yeah.
I mean, that's how you knew about the love affair between these two clowns.
Between...
Between AOC and Elon Musk.
It is so funny to watch.
She's got a crush on him.
Oh, I think so.
No doubt in my mind, she has the biggest crush on him.
I think she does.
I think you're absolutely right about that.
I think there's something very, very serious.
This woman cannot stay away from him.
I mean, it is so funny to watch her get into him because he lives in her head almost as bad as Donald Trump did.
And there's the funniest video.
I gotta play it for you because it's just a riot.
You're gonna die.
It is so fun.
Maze Moore did this one.
It's The Love Affair.
And I have to play it.
And I guess Greg Gutfeld did it on his show as well.
But it's just a riot to watch.
It's gotten 11.9 views.
Check this one out.
I apologize.
Everybody's perfect.
I'm breaking all the rules.
I'm breaking all the rules.
I guess we might make some mistakes.
Who knows?
I think one of the biggest problems we have in DC is that everyone's egos are too big.
I actually just prefer to have no titles at all.
You're opening yourself up.
I'm just being me.
Let's go.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Oh my gosh, the love affair.
That's a good one.
Isn't that cute?
You know what kind of time it would take to do that?
He's so talented.
I'm serious.
Mazemore is so talented.
I just crack up.
He's got so many things that he puts out there.
But he's also a historian, too.
So he goes back and gets information.
And he finds these old reels that people have when they're saying one thing and then doing another.
And he'll show you a comparison and it's just great.
That's one of the voices they would love to silence because it's all based on fact.
And he just does a great job.
And then he does these little funny ones in between, you know, like this one with the chemistry is crazy.
Between Elon Musk and AOC. Oh my gosh, I wouldn't, I don't see it.
I love it when the El Donald Trumpo or whatever he calls it.
He's great too.
Yeah, he did.
I love it when he does the one with the violin with the cat turd.
He did another one today.
It was so funny.
Did you see it?
I haven't, but I can go over there.
Let me see what you got going on over there.
It should be on my page.
Let me go to my page, yeah.
He's so funny, too.
Keep scrolling.
I mean, this is what makes the left crazy.
I mean, it really...
Oh, here it is.
So delicious.
No, that's not it.
Oh, it's not this one.
Okay.
Let me keep going.
I think you already passed it for some reason.
Did I pass?
All right.
You're going to have to give me a heads up because I was driving in my car before I got here.
Oh, I see you have the Keith Olbermann dog.
His page.
I guess that's his dog page he had to get on because he was suspended.
He got...
He got suspended until he got on his dog page to cry about it.
Oh my god.
Oh, here it is.
I gotcha.
Yeah, that's it.
Right here.
Check this one out.
This is perfect.
I think this raises a big question about what the free press, what the future of the free press on Twitter looks like.
You know, are news organizations going to stand by as the reporters are just, you know, hastily banned without explanation?
CNN is saying it's going to re-evaluate its relationship with Twitter based on the response it gets.
I want to read you the full statement, Allison.
It says, the impulsive and unjustified suspension of a number of reporters, including...
I love it!
Oh my gosh, he is another one too.
They're both great.
They're both great.
And this is what they are so upset about.
This is really what it all boils down to.
The memers.
I mean, you've got some incredible memers on our side and nothing on the left.
They can't even hold a camera.
Yeah, the Love Camp meme is not just a saying.
It's true.
It's true.
But that's because they're hypocrites.
Well, I mean, they really can't call you out because they're the problem.
When you're the problem and you're on the wrong side of everything, then it's hard to meme, I guess.
How can you?
You really can't put anything like this together.
But there is some really good news, and I did get this off of your page, and it is about the whole Carrie Lake situation.
I mean, honestly, I am so excited about what we're learning.
And there's been a ruling, apparently, where a judge has granted Carrie Lake her request to examine Maricopa County ballots in preparation for trial.
That's a big win.
They cheated like hell, man.
Come on.
Yes, they did.
I mean, we ran out of toner in the Cary Lake real red districts.
Just didn't have no ink.
Sorry.
See y'all?
It was one thing after another like that.
They just cheated.
Completely.
Cheated like they did the last time.
I mean, it's just so obnoxious.
I'm sitting here.
I was talking to a friend of mine about Arizona.
A friend of mine was saying, hey, well, you know what?
Arizona's looking really great to me.
Everybody wants to get out of California is how this whole thing went.
And I'm saying, okay, but they just cheated hugely in their last election for governor.
I think you should probably look at another state, possibly.
I was looking at Arizona originally, too, because it's nearby, whatever.
But no.
And then they were like, well, how did they cheat?
I'm like, okay, so the chick that was running for governor...
She was overseeing the election.
Let's start there.
And wouldn't recuse herself and let somebody, you know, a third party do it.
That shows you right now they're going to cheat right there.
Right?
Exactly.
And she has no honor.
Right there.
She has no honor.
Absolutely not.
And my friend didn't know that.
Had absolutely no idea about that.
I mean, they don't...
My friends do not get on social media and study it like we do.
I mean, you have got that amount of people in this country that do not follow and do not know every single minute something happens.
And so they're shocked when you tell them things like that.
And when you say it out loud for yourself, you go...
Oh yeah.
This is why this is so ludicrous.
Well, a judge in Maricopa County has ordered that Cary Lake's petition to inspect ballots in the county from the 2022 midterm election be granted.
The Lake campaign will have to select a designate ballot inspector and provide the court with a contact information for them by Friday at 12 p.m.
The inspection would begin on December 20, 2022 at 8 a.m.
The late campaign has asked to review.
This is the order.
There are four of them.
50 randomly selected ballot-on-demand BOD printed ballots cast on Election Day from six vote centers in Maricopa County chosen by her representative.
Two, 50 randomly selected early ballots cast in the 2022 general election from six separate Maricopa County batches chosen by her representative.
Three, 50 randomly selected early ballot envelopes for early ballots cast in Maricopa County in the 2022 general election.
Four, 50 randomly selected BOD printed ballots that were marked spoiled on election day from six separate Maricopa County vote centers chosen by her representative.
So she is going to be able to get these things in her hands.
And report the results.
Now, the judge did deny request number three, which would have allowed the inspection of 50 randomly selected early ballot envelopes for early ballots cast in Maricopa County.
The reasoning given was as follows.
However, request three for inspection of early ballot envelopes moves beyond the statutory scope of permitted inspection.
Early ballot return envelopes are not themselves ballots.
Even if they arrive as a package, as plaintiff argues, the defendants are correct that ballots, unlike the return envelopes, do not contain signatures.
Indeed, they cannot, as the Arizona Constitution requires that secrecy in voting shall be preserved by any voting method prescribed by the legislature.
So, that was denied because it's not authorized.
Man, can lawyers complicate language?
I mean, my God.
But that's what they do.
That's what they get paid to do.
Yeah.
Can they completely say stuff?
That might make sense to some people, but that's just like, can you just say it in plain English?
Well, wouldn't it surprise you that most lawyers are Democrats?
I mean, of course not, because that's what they do.
They can take a really twisted situation and somehow...
Have it smell like flowers coming out.
It's like, what?
I mean, how can you even argue something like that?
But they do and they can and they win and then they are able to set a precedent that you can revisit later and then they can build on these things.
Sometimes it works in their favor, sometimes it doesn't.
It's like this little tap dance we continue to do over and over and over again.
It's wild.
But this is a win and we should all be excited about this because we're going to have some eyes on what happened in 2020.
And they're randomly selected.
There are 50 of them.
So if there is some fraud, we should be able to pick up some of it.
So it was a great day.
This is a really good day for Cary Lake.
Now, what I'm afraid of, and this is just kind of pitching this idea based on what happened in Alaska with Murkowski and all the rest of them.
But there's already some rumblings being said and being whispered about over in Georgia about this rank choice voting.
This is where they want things to move.
Yes.
Automatic.
Republicans will never win another election.
I am very concerned that that is going to be the new thing when you've got some of these races like in Arizona.
They may start trying to push that over there.
It's something that we should all be really aware of and start educating people on because like you said, How will we have another fair election?
Ever.
In our lifetime.
If that happens.
Well, I'm just not sure if we're going to either way.
I know.
Late things are going.
I know it.
Well, we do have some more good news because it's Friday.
So we're going to stay on a good...
A positive note here.
We've got to keep going on the positive things here.
And this is from Truth Press.
Judge Deal's stinging defeat to Biden, Trump's Remain in Mexico program must stay.
That's a major victory for us.
Does it really matter though?
Because they're coming anyway.
They're coming no matter what.
Of course they are.
I mean, this is how they do things.
They want these people to break the law and get into our country.
Let there be no question about it.
They've proven that.
You've got Kamala Harris who says, you know, how people in cages and all this stuff.
It's like Kamala Harris against herself.
And then all of a sudden, don't come, she says, after she becomes vice president.
Don't come.
I mean, you've seen the videos.
They're the biggest hypocrites over and over again.
But a Texas federal judge dealt a stinging defeat to the Biden administration, ruling that they cannot terminate the Migrant Protection Protocols.
That's MPP.
Also referred to Remain in Mexico program that former President Trump implemented during his tenure.
You remember how great the border was under President Trump.
He had a complete hold on this thing.
He was building the wall.
People were not violating it.
You weren't having people in our country just pouring in like you are now.
Fighting the Republican part.
We had a Republican House and Senate, and they would not give him funding for the wall because of people like Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins, all this ridiculous people.
It's true.
And, by the way, they...
Released that weirdo, Sam Freakman.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they released the donors to, what is it, F... Oh, yeah, FTX. Sam Bankman Freak.
And guess who?
It was a bunch of Democrats.
Oh, yeah.
But everybody on the Republican side was like...
Guess who?
Richard Burr, the one at- Murkowski.
Murkowski, Susan Collins, everyone you'd expect that are traitors to the voters in the Republican Party, all the rhinos.
You got that right.
Of course.
I mean, it's everything we've been talking about.
For how long?
We've got the list.
We've got all of it.
And I think it's fantastic that the truth is coming out.
But what is anybody going to do with it, with these fools in charge?
How are they still in charge?
FIFA requested it.
I mean, Zelensky wanted to address the World Cup, and FIFA said no.
Right?
I'm so glad.
I am so glad.
Me too.
Shut up.
We're tired of listening to you.
So tired of listening to you.
I mean, I cannot stand that guy.
I cannot stand.
Look, let's face it.
They had a duly elected leader.
We come in there and put our own puppet guy in.
And who do they pick?
Somebody they control.
Who can they control?
A comedian that dresses in high heels and in drag and plays the piano with his penis is one of his gigs.
And all of a sudden, he's a billionaire.
And just as soon as he takes over, of course, they get rid of the press, get rid of all the opposition.
And all of a sudden...
Let's see what happens here.
Oh, Ukraine, all of a sudden, John Kerry and Mitt Romney's son and Hunter Biden and Nancy Pelosi's kid, they all get $4 million a year no-show jobs, hmm, after we put the puppet in.
And what else is happening?
Oh, bio labs are popping up all over the country that they denied and then admitted they had.
I wonder why that started happening.
I wonder who requested that.
They turn that country into just this puppet 51st straight for the elites to launder money to all their kids with.
I mean, it's right there.
All you have to do is look at it.
Well, and it gets way worse than that because this war that they have started and that they have created, how close are we to something awful?
This one is out from the Gateway Pundit.
Tucker Carlson explains that U.S. Patriot missiles sent to Ukraine will require U.S. troops to run them.
That means our troops are actually going to be on the ground.
They're running this equipment.
There you go.
If that's not confirmation of being in war, I don't know what it is.
They want the war.
There's no peace talks, no nothing.
Yeah, nothing.
He doesn't want that.
This is going to go on and on and on and on for years, by the way.
Well, for those people that think that they didn't want war, I have news for you.
They love it.
They can't wait.
Democrats and Republicans like Lindsey Graham and all the Democrats and all the like, you know, Mitch McConnell, they are salivating in the mouth because they can just say, just write a check.
Not even ask us if we even like it or not.
So they can give them $100 billion a year, funnel it all back to themselves, funnel it anywhere they want.
It's a big giant slush fund money laundering scheme.
And then all their donors, which we went over on a show one time, the top four Mitch McConnell donors.
Are all weapons manufacturers.
So all their weapon manufacturers, they just, you know, bullets and guns and missiles.
And I mean, all them, every little missile they drop, you know how many thousands and thousands and tens of thousands of dollars, one cost.
And they're dropping them all day long.
And they're, you know, all the rounds of ammunitions, guns and mortar shells and everything else.
So all their donors can make billions and billions for years and years and years and years to come.
That's all it's about.
It is so true.
And it's so disheartening when you sit here and you look at what's actually been happening as a result of these people.
By the way, a little special shout out to Gateway Pundit.
They are back and have been reinstated to Twitter.
Really?
Yes, they have.
So I'm excited about that.
If you aren't following them, they do a great job.
Yeah, but they're fake news according to the people that listen to CNN. Of course they are.
It's sad.
Well, I mean, they're all fake.
You listen to the Gateway Pun and that's fake news.
Now let me go watch The View and get my real news.
I mean, this is sad stuff.
It really is.
I mean, what a dumbing down of our whole country as a result of all these morons that have been trying to run this messaging campaign.
But it hasn't been without a considerable amount of money.
And this FTX story that you just brought up is huge.
It's so big.
And are they going to return the money?
They know that it wasn't money that this clown stole from people.
Oh, Adderall and he's what I'm going to start calling.
This is what he is, though.
Some people are like, I feel sorry for this guy.
You do?
I do not.
He just swindled innocent people out of $20 billion, folks.
He belongs under the prison the rest of his life.
He needs 14 life consecutive sentences without parole.
It's crazy, yes.
It's just insane.
Every single day.
I'm totally perplexed every day with, oh my gosh.
When's your little girlfriend going to be arrested?
That old freaky looking girl.
I'm sure she cut a deal.
I think she's ratting out.
Oh yeah.
I done said yesterday, she's gonna.
Man.
Yeah, you feel anything in your back while you're sitting in that dang prison in the Bahamas?
Yeah.
That's the knife.
It's 18 foot long.
She's sticking in right now and twisting in the interviews.
Oh, it's so true.
It is absolutely happening as we speak.
Her dad's like a famous professor at one of the big colleges, too.
Well, that's what they keep talking about.
He's going to call baby girl and say, hey, you know.
You're okay.
A weird pubic hair head.
Yeah.
You want to be in prison or you want Peva Carehead to be in prison?
Right, it's one or the other.
But they're honestly talking about the parents' involvement in all of this stuff.
These kids are not smart enough to pull off a plan like this.
They're dumb!
They're really not, so who else is involved?
Have you ever heard one of them get interviewed?
My God, they're dumb!
Oh, it's horrible, isn't it?
To watch?
They're so dumb.
There's no way they pulled this off by themselves.
You're right.
Somebody was pulling the strings because they're just dumb.
They couldn't do it.
They don't have the intelligence for it.
They really don't.
They're too into the next Adderall pill or whatever else they were consuming.
We've seen the interviews.
I mean, the guy was shaking so badly, I thought he was going to fall out of his seat.
He was just shaking going soft.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Adderall Andy.
I love that, Kat.
Anybody want a smoothie?
Just put it in his hand.
Just put all the ingredients in his hand.
It's going to be blended to perfection.
Oh my gosh.
Well, there's so many things that are happening over here as a result of all this stuff.
I'm serious.
I mean, like, for example, okay, all these things need to be classified now.
You've got FBI accused of cooking the books to reclassify J6 man hours.
This is January 6th.
As international terrorism for congressional funding.
Are you serious?
So these whistleblowers.
They've been cooking the books, remember?
Yes, I know.
Not too long ago, right before the election.
They do their yearly crime stats, but they left out L.A. and New York and about six other major cities in there.
So I say, look, it's only gone up 1%.
I guess so if you leave out the top eight cities in the United States for crime.
They did that.
They're just so rotten from the top to the bottom.
The CIA's been rotten for years.
We don't need national police forces for anything, especially ones that's turned on the citizens.
It's just cleaning up this country is almost going to be impossible because it's so rotten up there in D.C. Rotten to the core.
I'm in Florida.
I can smell D.C. from here.
It's so rotten.
It is a sewer.
Stinch of it.
Absolutely, it's a sewer.
Well, then this should shock you, too.
Here comes the job shock, right?
Philadelphia Fed admits U.S. jobs overstated by at least 1.1 million.
Yeah.
They always revise.
When Republicans in the White House, they're like, oh, you know, well, we said it was 9.9 unemployment, but it really was only 1.2.
Right.
And then when the Democrat does it, they do the exact opposite.
I mean, they do that.
The Fed protects Democrats.
They hammer Republicans.
I mean, it's just over and over and over.
I mean, folks, we had the FDA... And the CDC come out on their Twitter page and say, you're not horses, stop taking horse paste.
Knowing that ivermectin was one of the biggest life-saving drugs in history, that's won their prize, all kinds of awards.
But no, they wanted you to take the $46,000 pill in the hospital that they end up killing you and getting you on a ventilator.
They don't want you.
But if anything, you know, they rushed this vaccine out.
And if anything actually worked as treatment, they couldn't do that.
So the first thing they had to do is demonize everything that worked, like ivermectin, hydrochloroquil, everything.
All the stuff that the frontline doctors were 99% successful on.
They had to demonize it, call it horse paste, and you're a cow if you use it, you know.
So that's what they did.
They demonized it and demonized it so they could get their crappy vaccine so all the Pfizer and everything could make their trillions of dollars.
It's the biggest scam in world history, the COVID. The lockdowns of the world and what it's done, and then the vaccines that don't work, and then all over a virus, folks, the bird flu and the swine flu.
All these come along every few years.
And we've never shut down our economy, though.
I'll never forget when they did it.
And you just started screaming meanie.
You just said, no, no, no.
We're never going to get out of this.
It's the worst thing that you could do ever.
I was losing people that I still don't talk to.
I know.
No, you got to trust Trump.
He wants these lockdowns.
I said, hey, I don't care if God himself comes down and says we're going to lock down.
I'm not giving away my freedoms over a virus with a 99.9%.
And they won't tell you what it is.
You know, I admit, like every flu I've ever had, pneumonia a million times, every flu I've ever had sucked.
I feel like crap, like you're going to die for a few weeks and then you're over it.
So what?
I'm going to give up my freedom for that?
I feel a little shitty for 10 days?
Uh-uh.
God, are you crazy?
Not even happening.
But I mean, seriously, when you look at the state of our country right now and all of this corruption, it is outrageous what this country is actually going through.
I mean, there is a scandal every single time you turn around.
It is hard to keep up with it all as a result of all of this.
What happens when somebody like Elon shines the light on it?
Just a little bit.
A little corner of it.
Yeah.
The whole, the media complex, the fake news media and the government, they throw a cow.
Oh sure.
Because they can't handle it because it's all propaganda.
I told you, everything the Democrat Party does and most of the Republican Party, everything's staged.
Everything's a lie.
Everything's planned out.
The response to the media is planned out.
They're given a script and they repeat it over and over and over.
It's just propaganda brainwashing.
I'm telling you, when they talk about Russian-China propaganda, our media, I can't stop laughing because they're exactly the same.
All of it exactly the same.
And they're even worse in some cases.
I mean, when you think about the fact that they completely shut us out, any opposition to the regime were shut down for years.
But like I said, you've got all...
People died.
I mean, exactly.
How many people died because they couldn't take medicines that cost hardly nothing?
I mean, they put the pressure on them.
You couldn't even...
Everybody's going around.
It's like a black market.
Try to get some ivermectin so you don't die.
That's right.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
It is ridiculous.
I made a trip to San Francisco to get it.
I mean, this is why.
Yeah, it's just like, hey man, what you got?
What you want, man?
I got a dime bag of heroin.
I got some X-Men.
I got some ounces of the good, killer weed.
Hey man, you got your ivermectin?
What's ivermectin?
I know.
Is that anything like a roofie?
It's just absolutely nothing for you.
I mean, seriously, but I felt like I was a total criminal when I'm driving up north one weekend going, okay, got to get my ivermectin.
Got to go to Mexico.
Normally people are going in them pharmacies down there and getting Xanax and Percocets.
Oh, man.
And then you go in there and you're wiping out the ivermectin.
Yeah, this is hot in the United States right now.
This actually saves people's lives and nobody can get it.
I mean, like I said, it's scandal after scandal after scandal.
Here you've got the Maxwell documents unsealed.
Epstein victims claims she has Epstein's blackmail videos that expose wealthy elite.
Why do you wonder it is that we haven't seen this?
Because they're covering it up, just like everything else.
If the public was made aware of what was going on up in Washington, D.C. and how these people are behind closed doors and what our government's doing to its own citizens, man, it would be bad.
It is bad.
It's bad right now.
I mean, it's really bad.
And I'm just hoping that we're going to have some whistleblowers.
I know it's kind of a far reach, but I'm just hoping that somebody's going to start talking out about it.
They do.
They come out and the FBI fires them.
Yeah.
And then the media won't cover them.
No.
They come out and they speak.
They do have whistleblowers.
They come out and talk to Jim Jordan.
They talk to Republican congressmen and stuff.
And then they try to get them up on, you know, Nancy Pelosi.
They ain't going to put them on a hearing.
Right.
Neither is the Senate, the Democrat Senate.
And then they black them out when the media don't even cover it.
And so they just poof, they don't exist.
Exactly.
It's got to stop.
Well, I mean, look at what happened with Afghanistan.
And thank goodness you have people like Senator Josh Hawley who is demanding answers on it, saying, hey, we can't just walk away from this.
There's a lot of things that went down there that people aren't happy with.
We need an investigation.
We need transparency over there at the Pentagon.
You've got to stop hiding what's happening.
Yeah.
They got 13 of our heroes killed for no reason over there.
And then, because the press was so bad about it, they went and bombed a family.
Including like nine children and killed them.
We did.
And killed the whole family, innocent family over there.
And then...
Come out and General Milley said, yeah, we got the Taliban people that killed our troops.
And they just killed a family.
Yeah.
I mean, it's all for their record books.
And then they fly the 13 poor heroes and their families down here for a funeral or whatever they're doing for a moment of silence.
And what happens?
The basement dummy's sitting there looking at his watch the whole time.
He can't wait to get out of there.
It's boring him.
Golly!
I am just so sick of these.
And that's it for the week.
We'll see y'all.
Have a nice weekend, everyone!
I hope you just feel full of joy and laughter and just nothing but fun.
Get your Christmas shopping in, folks!
Yes, and that brings us to how we're going to close out the show because we are, of course, over like we normally do on Fridays especially.
But, okay, we can still get some orders in or no, Kat?
We can still get some orders in.
Well, you can always order stuff.
If it's going to be there for Christmas, probably not.
I ain't going to lie to you.
It's going to be a real stretch.
Anything over a pound goes priority two days mail, but two days mail a week before Christmas isn't two days mail.
And then everything under a pound will be first class.
Most people send their books media rate, so I don't do that.
Media rate gets thrown in a hamper and it might be there in two months.
Oh, you're sold out of the black and gray.
Oh, this one?
Which one?
The black and gray hat.
Yeah, that's sold out.
Yeah, that one's gone.
The blacks are about to sell out too, so it's hard to keep stock.
Oh, I know it is.
Okay, so make sure that you go and check out ilovecattur.com and you can hopefully get something in.
I mean, you can try.
Before Christmas.
But if not, you'll have it for New Year's.
That's the good news because he's always doing something.
After all the presents are out, you get another present.
Exactly.
Exactly.
We should all have presents after a present.
And then tomorrow, make sure that you join me on a political rendezvous.
That is my Saturday show.
So it's not really Friday, technically, for me.
A political rendezvous.
She's like, I just want to get as far from the litter boxes.
That's the difference between me naming a show and you naming a show.
Yours is so much better and classier.
Yours is like purrs off the tongue.
You're like, why don't you name a show?
I said, we should call our show In the Litter Box.
That way when guests come on, they can say, hey, you're in the litter box.
And I thought you'd just laugh at me.
So that's a good idea.
And so that's pretty much how it went.
Well, I go with you.
A political rendezvous with the lovely Jules Jones.
Of course.
And of course, you know you're more than welcome to join me.
We can rendezvous together if you feel like it.
But I know you're busy.
I know.
I know.
And you're going to be busy getting the rest of your orders out because I know they're tremendous.
You've had all that going on.
And we only take two weeks off a year or two since we've been on the other podcast.
But we take a week off for Thanksgiving and a week off for Christmas.
Yes.
It won't be next week.
We'll be on here, but the week after Christmas.
That's right.
We're going to be here next week, so everyone knows.
And we love doing this.
I mean, it's a lot of fun.
But definitely, if you're around, for those of you that are around on Saturdays, if you'll join me over there.
I have my own channel, A Political Rendezvous, that's separate from this.
And like I said, Kat, if you get an itch or if something major happens, come join me.
But you can go over to JulesJonesLive.com and you can get on my Rumble channel.
It's up there and all that stuff.
Something major like Biden shitting his pants and playing with the Pope again is going to have to happen before I come on on a Saturday.
Exactly.
Then you'll see Cat turn.
He's one of those that just, he hops in for the fun stuff.
So, but I would love to have you anytime you want to come on over there.
If you get bored or if you want to take a break, just come, you know, I'll just send you an invite anyway.
But anyway, everyone, I hope you have a wonderful, wonderful weekend.
Cat, you too.
Get some rest over there.
You've got kittens and everything else.
How are they doing, by the way?
They okay?
They're turning into little spitfires now.
Oh.
You can touch them on the head, and they're kind of uncomfortable, and they'll purr.
One of them, you'll try to touch his head, he'll...
It's the same shit.
It's not quite ready yet.
No.
Man, the little suckers are eating, and man, them three little suckers can fill up a litter box.
Man.
Oh, yeah.
I'm shitting my whole house up over there.
I'm like, that came out of you?
I know.
I remember when I had a kitty cat.
Like 400 times in one day.
That's the downside.
That really is the downside of having a cat, is the litter box, truly.
It really is.
There's nothing like that ever.
You know, it hadn't rained.
We've been in a drought.
And so, since they've been alive, it did the other day, but that's after I got them.
But it hasn't rained here since they've been alive, so...
I was, you know, surprised how hungry you are, but man, I put this big bowl of water in there last night, and I woke up, it's gone.
Three little kids in this big bowl.
I fill it up, I come in there like a noon, it's gone again.
And then I fill it up again, I'm like, I mean, they're, yeah, they were dehydrated more than they were hungry.
Dehydrated.
I believe it.
And they, I've never seen, my cats, my three grown, big, giant cats don't drink half that, I mean, that much in a week.
And that was what surprised me.
These things are dehydrated bad.
Oh, they are.
But they're in great hands.
They look way different in three or four days.
I mean, they're jumping around now.
They're sleeping all laid upside down on each other.
And I'm like, they probably haven't even slept their whole lives because it's just...
You know, it's a run for you damn life out there where they live in the woods.
But they're in the best hands of all.
That's the whole thing is that they lucked out.
They got cat turd.
Cat, you were tired.
I know you were spending two nights up at least, full nights waiting for that cat, trying to get the third one.
The garage trap.
It's like being in my bedroom with a duck blind.
I know it.
And they are just precious.
I'm just going to put up their little picture here for everybody to see.
Look at these babies.
You did such a good job rescuing them, just like you do with all of them.
But they look happy right now.
But I can only imagine how dehydrated.
Yeah, the poor mom.
Nubs.
Oh, it kills me.
She got killed.
I know.
But there's just like, you know...
There's so many wild cats and stuff and feral cats in my woods by my house.
There's all kinds of stuff back there.
But her, she was real feral.
I'm telling you, I could never get 20 feet from this cat, much less grab it and try to keep it safe.
And then when them babies came around, and once they get so big, they just start, hey.
She can't just say, hey, you're going over there where there's dogs and you're going to get eight.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Well, she put her life on the line to save these babies, and you did that for her.
And all of them got saved but one, which I'm glad, happy about.
Well, thanks to you.
I mean, you really went out there, and I was worried about you.
I thought, oh, no.
I mean, he's just not going to stop.
You're just going to be like Elmer Fudd, and you're just going to keep hunting for these little kittens.
And we're all worried about the third.
I know it.
I know.
But I knew he was watching you.
I knew the third one was watching you.
I knew it was only a matter of time.
I really did call that one.
I mean, fortune jewels.
It's funny that, you know, she was...
The second one I grabbed was the scrappiest.
I mean, that thing bit me and scratched.
Thank God I had rubber gloves.
But man, it was the Tasmania devil.
Right.
Right.
The first one, Chubbs, I just grabbed by the back of the hair and it just like stuck its legs out because it has to feel weird.
You think you're getting eight or something.
Right.
And went quietly and that, boy, that third one was a spitfire too.
Oh, sure.
But, yes, that third one, it's funny because it took both of them about 15 hours to where they started eating when they get in the cage because they're in shock, I'm sure.
But now they're eating and sleeping and open the top of the cage and put them in a sunbeam today and they slept.
And they're crawling all around.
I mean, at some point, I can't let them out of the cage probably for another maybe week because they're just going to run under stuff.
I'm buying a refrigerator or whatever.
You need to also rest.
Once I can pick them up, I don't even know if they're male or female because I can't even pick them up and look.
When they're laying upside down, they're all on top of each other.
I keep going, man, let me look.
What are you, female or male?
I can't tell.
Oh my gosh.
It's just great, though, over there.
Honestly, there's always something going on with animals and the things that you're doing.
I mean, this is a real live zoo.
It is.
I have to rehome some of these because I'm spread too thin now.
But I'll get all of them a good home, you know.
The first thing I want to do with them is just get them to not be feral, you know, to be...
Where they can run around and play and pick them up.
Right.
Because it's going to take a couple of weeks.
They're really tiny.
They are little babies.
They just got finished nursing.
Oh, they are so, so cute.
Well, they couldn't be luckier and neither could you.
It's just really awesome what you do with your animals.
And most of them are strays.
And so the fact that you were able to get this last third one of this group, I am just thrilled.
Beyond belief over and they're just gonna be happy little kitty cats and they're yours to do.
They'll have a good life somewhere.
It just won't be with me.
They won't be with you.
Yeah, but they're saved, you know.
They're saved.
That is just an awesome story.
So that's how we're going to end our Friday.
All right, everyone.
I just want to thank everybody that donated to the show yesterday and today.
Salty, Maga, Matt, Alchemy, Bronze Cowgirl, C. Hibbs.
If I missed you, which I probably did, Alchemy.
I think I did Alchemy already, yeah.
If I missed you, I'm sorry.
I will make it up to you on Monday because sometimes I do miss whoever is doing that.
But because there's so much going on with all this breaking news, I can't see it all.
But thank you very much for your donations.
Thank you so much for getting the word out on the show.
The show is growing tremendously.
We already have 45,000 subscribers over on Rumble alone.
We're almost about to hit a million downloads on our podcast.
Thank you all for watching and downloading those.
We're gonna try to get that done before the new year.
That would be awesome if we could reach that goal.
So if you haven't seen our podcast, go over there and you can help us push it over the edge.
But we appreciate you helping us.
It's amazing how much it's grown and you're awesome.
If you'd like to see any of the articles that we read today on the show, you can definitely check out in the description box our platforms on social media and you can pick them up there.
That is it for me.
Kat, anything else you'd like to add?
No.
All right.
So, be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
Bye.
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