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Elon Musk Derangement Syndrome - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 12/13/2022 - Ep. 226
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Episode number 226.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it over there on that ranch of yours?
Is it Friday yet?
I'm sure you're exhausted.
Yeah, I'm tired.
I know you are.
You've got to be.
I mean, there's never a dull moment over there anyway with all the animals that you already have.
But whenever you have a situation like this where you're rescuing, you're in the middle of a rescue, I can only imagine.
I cannot tell you how many times I thought about you yesterday and I'm thinking, okay, he's rounding his property.
He's going into the woods.
He's listening.
He's searching.
It's like you're looking for wabbits or something.
Yeah.
Elmer Fudd.
I know.
I didn't sleep much last night.
I was out with a big black going in the barn.
And then you're like, okay, I got to search all these little hiding holes before I let the dogs out in the morning.
Oh gosh.
So they don't try to grab them again.
I tried every trick in the book.
It's a dirt bottom in my pole barn.
It's not like the horse barn.
It's really nice.
So I raked it, smoothed it out so I could see little footprints.
See if there were any still in the little holes in the pole barn, but no, nothing.
They'll come out, though.
They definitely will come out.
It's just going to take some time.
They hunker down.
Mom's not there, so...
The other two kittens are doing great, though.
They're eating like horses.
They're coming to the front of the page.
I actually petted one today a little bit.
That is so cool.
They're making an unbelievable recovery from, you know, when I grabbed that one, it was...
Just biting and scratching.
I mean, I couldn't even hardly hold on to that little sucker.
Of course not.
But...
Tasmanian devil.
I named him.
What did you name him?
Well, I was going to name them Yoda and Chubbs, but I think I'm going to name them Chubbs and Taz because Yoda, I think, is a female now, so that's not a good name for a female because Yoda's a male.
Oh, they are so, so...
Taz is going to be short for Tasmanian Devil.
So which one is which?
All right, so I have them up on the screen.
So Taz is the little one?
Yeah, all right.
Okay, all right.
Chubbs got a chubby face and then, you know...
Taz looks like a little Tasmanian devil.
You can see, she's got a little look in her eye.
Is it a guy or a girl?
Wait, give me this again.
I don't really know, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is a female, but I'm not sure.
Yeah, okay.
You can't just grab these things, man.
No, you can't.
But they know who their sugar daddy is now.
They'll gnaw your arm off in about five seconds.
They know exactly who you are now.
Look how close they are.
They're relaxed.
Good.
Man, it's still so sad for Mom.
Man, it's just killing me.
I know.
I know.
I just think it's...
I mean, the whole thing yesterday when you were describing the story, I can only imagine the horror.
It's just...
I mean, like I say, I never even petted a cat.
It's not like it was my cat.
It was just a stray that I tried to...
The stray that come out of the woods ever not, and I try to keep food going.
Well, you're doing a great job, and you know so many people, they reached out to me and had all kinds of ideas, and I said, if anybody knows how to handle this, it's you.
You've done this before.
You know how this runs, and they're in the best shape they could possibly be in with you looking over the whole thing.
But boy, talk about the left.
This is outrageous.
Musk derangement syndrome.
And that is actually what we called the show today, what you named the show.
Yeah, I didn't know somebody wrote a story about it until I just saw that.
Yes, they did.
Red State did.
And it has become so foolish.
His critics are politicizing child porn issues.
These are the extents that the left will go to.
I mean, this is just an example of one of them.
It's incredible.
They need a boogeyman.
It was Trump.
Now it's Elon Musk.
Oh, certainly.
I mean, they are completely going berserk over this whole thing.
And they're even actually admitting that they don't think that they need freedom of speech.
They want to give that up, too.
They want to give it all to the government.
How ridiculous are these people?
They have been programmed to such a degree.
So here you go.
You've got Don Moyen and he says the narrative that the great leader is secretly defending us against the elite band of pedophiles is the basic QAnon story now being rebooted to recast Musk in the Trump role.
Yes, that's totally it as usual.
I haven't even heard anybody mention Q besides the left in years.
They're obsessed with it, and I don't hear anybody talking about it anymore on our side.
It's just them.
Exactly.
They find one little thing.
But, you know, I can't disagree with what he just said.
Well, I mean, this is funny.
And then you've got Ron, who's got the UK flag here, that says, yes, that's totally it, as usual.
Dinesh has his finger firmly on the pulse of things.
And Dinesh just simply points out, I wonder if a hidden motive for the rage against Elon Musk is that he's nuking a whole bunch of pedophile accounts.
This could wipe out a significant fraction of the cultural left.
Of course, they can't openly scream about that, so they pretend to be offended on principle.
See, now that's what you call an intelligent troll tweet.
Right.
It'll set everybody afire.
That's how you do it.
Yeah.
That's a good troll tweet.
Yeah.
Media's touch as far leftist media outlet seemed to imply that Musk was a consumer of child porn himself.
So now all of a sudden...
Yeah.
You've got them accusing him.
They say, remember a few days ago when Republicans were saying they could no longer access child porn hashtags, that they were just monitoring?
And then Elon Musk asked them to send him any post he may have missed.
You see what's going on here?
Oh, you're quite the sleuth!
Media's touch.
Unreal.
They're ridiculous.
A far leftist YouTube channel claimed the leader of the trust and safety team is leaving Twitter because of Musk and is telling conservatives that the pedo conspiracy is going down.
Seriously.
I tell you, all the left-wing rags.
They're going crazy.
And it's even like Rolling Stones now and HuffPost and, I mean, just, you know, the Daily Beast.
All those rags.
They're the most unimpressive writers I've ever seen in my life.
It's just one cliche, one talking point after another.
And they all say the exact same things.
The Atlantic.
It's just...
These people are so unimpressive and have so low IQs.
They repeat the dumbest things.
I guess they're supposed to be writers, so they just read the other magazine.
They all say the same things.
All of them.
New York Times.
Most unimpressive people.
I mean, is this what y'all get with a Harvard education?
You can't think of anything but platitudes?
I mean, it's just like...
It's hard to believe in a paragraph how many virtue signals.
They can call you racist, and a homophobe, and a Nazi, and Hitler, and a domestic terrorist, and then they gotta throw in Trump, QAnon, this.
I mean, it's just so unimpressive, and it's just so weak of arguments.
They're old arguments, right?
But here's the difference this time around.
They're boring.
They're boring.
The difference this time around is that they're not being given a platform to just go ahead and use and abuse any way that they see fit with the narratives that they create.
We've got to hold a Twitter now.
We're running the show on Twitter along with all these new people that have rejoined or have gotten their accounts back because this is what a public square is going to look like.
The conversation, which is what I think we all want.
You would think.
You wouldn't think that you would want the government just, you know.
It's equal treatment.
They don't want equal treatment, so...
Right.
That's what it is.
They want special treatment, not equal treatment.
They're getting equal treatment now.
Elon's not going from one side or the other.
It's been so long that any social media platform has been so one-sided, and anything they say they agree with, they just ban them.
But now, you're getting the other side of the opinion now, and so you can't just sit there and tell your lies and propaganda without getting a bunch of feedback on it.
Yeah.
They hate that.
They hate that.
They hate the truth.
They hate the light.
They don't want to have a conversation.
I tweeted today, I think the truth actually physically hurts the left.
I think it's like, you can hear it in their tweets.
You're so right.
I mean, it is just painful for them.
They can't handle it at all.
I've never seen anything quite like the way they respond to things.
They're just absolutely, completely wild.
They go crazy.
Here it is.
I mean, the head of...
This is what the serfs are saying over here on Twitter.
Meanwhile, he's convinced the entire right that there's actually a pedo conspiracy going down.
Well, there's all kinds of things.
Convinced us?
Yeah.
My God, watch a TikTok video.
Exactly.
I mean, we've got plenty of them.
What do you mean, convinced us?
Sure.
You guys say conservatives ban books because we don't want seven-year-olds with pictures showing blowjobs.
And they're trying to ban this book.
They're book banners.
I mean, my God, have y'all read any of the stuff y'all trying to teach our kids?
It's all out there to see.
You are.
You're grooming kids.
It's just out there.
It's out there.
There's a million examples of it.
Well, and they have been for quite some time.
I mean, this is the whole thing.
So what do they do?
They always do this.
Whenever we have a situation like this, all of a sudden they say it's the right.
It's not the left.
Oh, no, we're just making it worse.
That's not the case at all.
You've got media activist Jacob Silverman repeated a similar trope.
He pretends that Musk is leveraging right-wing pedo panic to attack Twitter's previous leadership.
When...
You know, this clown, this guy, Yoel Roth, he had his own secret account, right?
His own secret dirty account that he was keeping up.
You can't make this stuff up.
Meanwhile, at CNN, you have a former producer.
He's a creepy weirdo punk.
Yeah.
I mean, they're pedophiles.
They've been encouraging all of this.
Of course they have.
This entire time.
It's just like, Elon's making them think this.
My God, it's everywhere.
That's all y'all do.
That's right.
Just push this.
Go look at your story time hour with all the little kids, and you're out there making them put dollars in your G-string at six years old.
It's sick.
You can play one video after another.
Y'all doing this in real time.
Mm-hmm.
It's nothing.
I mean, it's not like a big secret.
Oh, it's not a big secret at all.
We know exactly who's there.
I mean, here you go.
Revealed, disgraced Twitter exec, Yoel Roth, had secret dirty account.
Of course he did.
I mean...
I'm sure.
The guy and even his thesis and everything else has had to be taken down because this guy was...
This guy got a PhD at a college for talking about what he did on a gay meeting place website, Grindr.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
Yeah.
Man.
And so here's the thing.
I mean, I'm going to go count the gravel in my driveway.
Can I get a PhD?
What are you talking about?
Worthless.
Not deserving it.
Exactly.
I mean, God.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, now all of a sudden, ex-Twitter censor Yoel Roth and his boyfriend are forced to flee their $1.1 million home after his thesis, which supports letting children use gay hookup app Grindr, is shared by Elon Musk.
And so now all of a sudden, the former head of trust and safety received a torrent of threats.
And remember, before this story came out, he was warning us that that's what it was going to lead to.
So I would like to see these threats that he claims that he's getting because, wow, did he have a crystal ball or what?
Well, what I think he's really concerned about is the fact that people know now.
He can't just cover it up and be the guy that's actually banning all of these conservatives.
Now he wants to throw it into a bigger issue of, oh no, now we're all in danger.
No, hardly.
Elon Musk implied.
He probably just went on vacation.
Probably.
I'm going on vacation and I'm going to say this.
Exactly.
We're going to let these things die down.
Or I'm getting out of the country before they arrest me for treason.
Right.
Or pedophilia.
I don't know how far it goes.
I have no idea.
I mean, no telling what he's got on his computers considering he had...
Access to all of this stuff.
I mean, why doesn't the FBI go and check out this guy's stuff?
Honestly, if he had a secret dirty account, and if he was one of the people that was running Twitter during that time, you know, pornography was allowed to continue in its entirety.
They had people and victims, their address that were printed out there, their pictures that they would not take down or anything else.
They refused to do anything about the problem.
So I would be very curious to see exactly what kind of files he has on his own computer, considering he had access to everything.
I mean, he was the almighty, powerful Oz in this situation.
Is he going to start stealing luggage, too, at airports?
I wouldn't know.
I knew you were going to go there next.
I swear I did.
I got the actual article pulled on that one.
So here you go.
Elon Musk implied in tweets that Roth had advocated for child sexualization.
He shared a snip from Roth's PhD thesis, which mentioned under 18s accessing gay hookup app Grindr.
Roth wrote that as underage youngsters use the app anyway, an age-appropriate version should be created to offer help to the LGBT youth.
Isn't that nice?
What a nice guy.
Oh, this guy is a sick person.
Well, he was the one that was...
Banning conservatives and yet allowing all of the pornographic material and child exploitation to continue over there on Twitter.
Hopefully, and I've seen from Elon's tweets, he's very much on all of this.
He absolutely wants to fix this.
He thinks it's horrible.
So yes, you bring us right around to Sam Brinton.
This creep.
He's no longer a U.S. Department of Engineer employee as the cross-dressing former Biden official faces two felony charges for twice stealing women's suitcases.
His government email has been deactivated.
I bet that dude's home is a luggage graveyard like you ain't never seen in your life.
I bet.
Every room has luggage all the way to the ceiling.
Oh.
You think it's just twice?
If you get caught twice doing that, you can't just say it's once, but it's a problem then.
Oh, absolutely.
What an absolute low life to be.
You know, people are trying to travel, and they got everything in their suitcase, and you just go in there and steal it and don't care.
Well, he likes the way, I mean, he's checking out a woman.
She thinks it's because she looks good.
No, he's after your bags, ma'am.
Yeah.
Sorry, he's sizing up your size.
He wants to get in your pants, but not in the way you think.
He really wants to get in your pants.
Like, literally.
Oh my gosh, so yes.
I mean, this guy is a clown for sure.
Yeah, I mean, take a look at him.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe this guy didn't succeed in disposing our nuclear waste and our government.
I can't believe it.
Imagine.
How did that happen?
He looks so like he would just be the most serious nuclear waste disposal guy in history.
Yeah.
He's just like, I'm telling you, all I gotta say is, you know, when you fish in your local pond, if there's a couple barrels down there and some green shit's gooping out, you'll know why.
If you're fishing in the ocean, you think you've got a big grouper, you pull up a big old thing, a green goop coming out of a 55-gallon barrel, look no further than the luggage thief.
Oh my gosh.
This guy is so bad.
Well, he has been definitely fired from his position, of course, and he is facing some criminal charges at that.
But not only that, I mean, here's the deal.
I mean, shouldn't he be one of those people they put on a no-fly list considering he's got multiple offenses?
I mean...
That's actually, he really needs to be on a no-fly list because he's just, you know, he's in there stealing luggage.
And think about how dumb you have to be, too, because you have to be really dumb because, I mean, Walt has more cameras.
In the world than an airport.
I mean, you know, especially after 9-11 and everything that's happened.
I mean, airports are like, gosh, there's a camera every five feet.
Oh my gosh, it's so funny.
But NotPasso did a great job of putting this little one, this little number together.
I saw it on your page.
I stole it from you.
Here you go.
Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What clowns!
You got Hunter there, too.
I mean, this is really what the left is.
This is the face of the left, whether they like it or not.
They created it, they should be proud of it, and they should just run with what they got.
This guy wears a dress and has a doggy fetish and wears lipstick, and he's bald-headed.
Well, that's enough qualifications to put them in charge of nuclear waste disposal for the Bidens.
Jeez.
Because it's all about, that's what it is.
The more boxes you can check, and the crazier and the more loony, insane you are, and the dumber you can act, then that's the best.
Oh, man.
It's just like, that's superheroes.
Sure.
Oh, the guy wears a dress?
Superhero?
He's like Superman.
I know.
Well, they are totally petrified because they no longer have the platforms to run wild on and to pound that messaging.
I think a lot of people are looking at Twitter after Elon Musk took over and started changing things and they're going, wait a minute, this is not what we've been told for the past couple of years.
Wake up, people.
It was a complete...
It was a complete scam.
I mean, this is what they put together to force their narratives on you.
And now that you're starting to get a clue and you're starting to wake up, you realize, oh, wait a minute.
Maybe we have been living in a metaverse all this time.
Because that's what it was.
It's whatever they created.
Matrix.
Yeah.
It's a real live matrix.
It's got them so afraid, and that's why they are attacking, and they're trying to call us.
They're the batteries.
Right, exactly.
They're the batteries.
We're trying to disconnect.
Well, it's got to happen.
And when you start looking at all of these articles, I mean, they're really great here.
Elon Cleans House, latest personnel move guaranteed to set off tantrums on the left.
I mean, they're losing their jobs, their livelihoods as well.
They're probably all going to leave and go back to Mama's basement, or they're going to get a job at Starbucks.
I mean, this is really what their future lies ahead, is what they've got.
Who can drink?
I don't get Starbucks.
I mean, I like coffee, but Starbucks, my God.
You can't put enough creamer in that.
I mean, it's bitter owl piss.
It is bitter.
It really is.
You can't put enough.
I mean, you like coffee that's so bitter that it tastes like shit?
Go to Starbucks.
It's only going to cost you $11 for a small.
Right.
But I mean, it's just like CNN. Whatever you do, don't get a Danish or something with it.
It's like $27.
Right.
But I mean, it's just like CNN. It's in every single airport.
If you travel a lot, you recognize the fact that you're not going to have another coffee place.
I won't drink coffee if it's Starbucks.
I just won't drink it that morning.
Just like airports, too.
Same thing with CNN. You can't find another channel that's on other than that.
It's like they have these contracts with these airports, and they continue to push these woke situations.
I live on the road for 25 years, so my favorite coffee was Dunkin' Donuts coffee.
Oh, that's good coffee, though.
That's good coffee.
Dunkin Donuts got good coffee.
Yes, they definitely do.
So they're going completely crazy over here.
I mean, the left has lost their footing.
They have to have somebody to demonize.
And, you know, it was Trump.
I mean, I haven't even seen them talk about Trump in about a month.
Hardly at all.
I mean, they are, but not like they were.
Well, that's why President Trump needs to come back to Twitter.
We need to be talking about President Trump.
Yeah, I know everybody's like, he's under an obligation.
He owns the place.
He can do what the hell he wants.
He ain't no obligation to do anything.
He ain't tweeting any time he feels like it.
Nobody's going to say a damn thing, and that's just it.
Exactly.
What are they going to do?
We're going to sue you for breach of contract.
Yeah, right.
He owns truth.
But anyway, yeah, I mean, if you're going to...
It's just...
Look, everything's going to Twitter right now.
And I'm not saying dump truth.
I'm not saying tweet a lot.
I'm just saying...
With what's going on and the engagements around the world, I mean, he could just say, your favorite president's back, and he'll get a million likes.
I mean, he'll just put him right back out there.
You know what I mean?
It's free advertisement.
You know how much hundreds of millions of dollars you have to have to win the presidency for ads on TV? But he's got to go to the big boys if he's going to win the president.
He definitely does.
So just tweet again.
It'd be hilarious.
Can you imagine?
They won't know who to damn hate more.
They're like, oh my god, I gotta read Elon's.
I hate him.
Then Trump's tweeting, I hate him.
I hate him.
I hate him.
But that's what I need.
I hate him.
That's exactly what we need, though.
Kettert, I mean, he cannot wait another second.
He has already announced that he's running for president.
In 2024, he needs to be speaking to the people that are going to be voting for him.
Let's go!
Let's get over there.
I gotta look up when the...
Primary debates start for each party.
I'm behind on that, so I kind of know what's coming up.
It seems like they start having the first debates for the individual Democrat and Republican parties for the primaries is around 1st of August, I believe.
September or something?
I think it's earlier than that.
I think late July is when they had the famous, his first one.
Okay.
The last time where he was like, and then remember, who was it?
Megyn Kelly tried to make a name for herself and her career went downhill after she tried to, is it true you call women pigs?
And he goes, just Rosie O'Donnell.
And everybody loved him from that moment on.
That was the thing.
I mean, that's what we need to see.
We need to see more of that.
We absolutely need to see more of that.
And you're starting to see a few of the representatives that are waking up a little bit.
I mean, this caused quite a stir over there when you look at what happened with Nancy Mace today.
This was a brutal takedown.
GOP reps asked trans activists if extremist rhetoric online leads to violence.
Then post up several violent tweets from the same radical trans activist.
This was absolutely brilliant.
You gotta check it out.
I'm gonna play it for you real quick.
It's a good one.
Yeah, play it.
I wanna see it.
Is rhetoric on social media a problem and a threat to our democracy, Mr.
Ward?
Yes, absolutely.
Mr.
Siegel?
Yes.
Ms.
Caraballo?
Yes.
Ms.
Nomani?
Yes.
Ms.
Tyler?
Yes.
Another question I have.
Do you believe that rhetoric targeting officials with violence for carrying out their constitutional duties is a threat to democracy, Mr.
Ward?
Yes.
Mr.
Siegel?
Yes.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Only a few weeks after the attempted attack on a Supreme Court Justice on June 25th, one of the witnesses, Alejandro Caraballo, tweeted out the following in response to a decision on abortion overturning Roe v.
Wade.
And I'll quote directly from the tweet.
The six justices who overturned Roe should never know peace again.
It is our civic duty to accost them every time they're in public.
They are pariahs.
Since women don't have their rights, these justices should never have a peaceful moment in public again.
I know something about being accosted.
The night of January 5th, I was physically accosted on the streets of D.C. in Navy Yard by a constituent of mine.
I fervently blamed rhetoric, rhetoric on social media, rhetoric at public events, for being physically accosted.
I carry a gun everywhere I go when I am in my district and I'm at home because I know personally That rhetoric has consequences.
I've had my car keyed.
I've had my house spray painted.
I had someone trespass in my house as recently as August.
I've been doxxed on social media about where I live.
And I've had to add to security everywhere I go.
Often, because I can't afford it, I have to carry my own firearm wherever I go.
And Alejandro Caraballo also recently tweeted on November 19th, not even a month ago, that the Supreme Court vested with the judicial power of the United States by our Constitution stated they are not a legitimate court issuing decisions.
And also the Supreme Court is an organ of the far right.
So my last question today of Ms.
Caraballo, do you stand by these comments, this kind of rhetoric on social media, and do you believe it's a threat to democracy?
Thank you, Representative, for the opportunity to clarify and provide context to my tweets.
I have a question.
Is it yes or no?
Do you believe your rhetoric is a threat to democracy when you're calling to accost a branch of government, the Supreme Court?
I don't believe that's a correct characterization of my statements.
Did you not tweet that?
That you thought that the Supreme Court justices should be accosted?
What I'm saying is that is not an accurate characterization of my statements.
On June 8th of this year, a man was arrested near Justice Brett Kavanaugh's home in Maryland.
He told law enforcement officers he wanted to kill a Supreme Court justice.
He was found with a knife, with a pistol, two magazines, ammunition, pepper sprays, zip ties, a hammer, crowbar, and duct tape.
Ms.
Caraballo, on page 12 and 13 of your written testimony, you painted concerned parents As having been infiltrated by white nationalists and far-right militia groups, which played a significant role in school board protests.
This has not actually been my experience with concerned parents.
In your testimony, you wrote that in Loudoun County, Virginia, unfounded rumors that spread in local parent groups on Facebook about an alleged trans student sexually assaulting a girl in a bathroom led to a firestorm of several heated school board protests That descended into violence.
But in fact, the perpetrator, it actually turned out, had committed two sexual assaults at two different Loudoun County schools in 2021 and was arrested on October 7th, 2021 by the Loudoun County Sheriff's Office.
These weren't unfounded rumors, as you suggest.
It actually turns out law enforcement had to act because a sexual assault occurred.
So giving this, I'm assuming that until now you were unaware of what happened here and you're going to update your testimony for the committee.
committee.
Is that correct?
That one person that she was dogging out about the bad tweet and she was just going, uh, uh, uh.
Yeah, she has me blocked on Twitter.
I don't even know who she is.
Carbio, yeah.
She's an interesting one.
I'm sure she does, because you know what?
Oh, yes, she does.
She can't handle it.
Look, she couldn't even handle the fact that she had tweeted all this stuff out, and yet she's trying to make a name for herself sitting in a hearing.
And she is the problem.
You're looking at the problem.
These are the people that have been inciting the violence.
She was at a bar the night before.
I'm going to go up there, and I'm going to tell them about white supremacist nationalists hate, and I'm going to, man, I'm doing it.
And then she goes up there like a total idiot.
You look up, and they got one of your tweets, and a...
Eight by ten foot cardboard thing.
I mean, come on with your picture right next to your tweet.
The whole thing was printed out.
They were ready for her.
She said, I don't think that was the right contents.
What are you talking about?
It's not the right contents.
You actually said they should be accosted in public and never have a moment's peace.
You wrote it out and you never even took it off.
She suckered you in.
Right.
She suckered you in before she had to dog you out, idiot.
Well, that's what's so smart.
I mean, you never ask a question you don't know the answer to.
So yeah, she just used basically the same strategy that lawyers have used for years and years and years.
It's really not that hard to do.
If you're ever having a crime, I just suggest you don't take the witness in your self-defense.
And at least get rid of your evidence.
I mean, come on.
Be a little smarter than that.
But this is what we're dealing with, with the left side.
And they're really bad.
And when you start looking at what was going on, I mean, we're starting to find out about...
Twitter.
But by far, Facebook was way worse than Twitter.
And we still don't know what all was going on over there.
But what we do know is that disgraced disinformation czar Nina Jankiewicz, you remember her, right?
Oh, my God.
Scary Poppins.
Yeah, that one.
She planned meetings with Facebook's security policy chief.
This has been going on for quite some time.
And they were really full bore on having this whole thing set up where she was going to be the Ministry of the Truth.
And she actually ended up having to register as a foreign agent.
Yeah.
Right?
Because of her life.
She's the Ministry of Truth for Russia now.
Exactly.
She's over there singing, you should hide a little out of the live in Russian.
Unreal.
Oh my God.
Absolutely.
So where's our wonderful FBI kicking in the door in of Facebook and retrieving all of this valuable information that we are finding out?
I'm hearing crickets from their side.
Why?
They're over colluding with Twitter.
Sure they are.
They're cleaning up Facebook.
They're getting rid of it.
They're bleach-bitting the whole bit, all their involvement, all their names as we speak.
Just like they cleaned up Epstein Island.
It is a crime scene that they are cleaning up, and it is bad.
Yeah, that's all they do.
That's it.
That's it.
They're like the men in black, that thing they put in their faces.
Zoop!
That little button they push.
Neuralizer or whatever it is.
Exactly.
It makes you forget everything.
That's what they do.
Well, that's what they do to the left.
Because now the left, they've been screaming all these things about the right all this time.
Now we're starting to point the finger at them and their pedophilia and their grooming and everything else.
And they hate being called groomers.
Ooh, don't use a groomer in a sentence with a lefty because they just go completely bananas because they know that they're guilty of it.
What you do though on Twitter is they go, you're a car by groomers and that and that and that.
And then underneath him, you say, that's exactly what a groomer would say.
I love the way you do that.
I swear you get them so upset.
No one does it better.
No one does it better than you do.
I'm not kidding.
Oh my gosh.
So the documents revealed that the disinformation governance board plans to partner with big tech were far more extensive than DHS or the White House has admitted.
This is a press release from Holly's office, and that's what it read, that basically they were a lot further along in the process.
They really thought that they were going to be able just to monopolize the entire conversation because they were working hand in hand with government.
Everybody thought that that was okay.
That was the way we were going to go.
Right?
Opposing views freak them out.
Look what's happening right now.
And it's just opposing views.
They can call it hate speech or misinformation.
All they want is a bunch of bull crap.
They can't stand opposing views.
It makes them go crazy.
I mean, I have to sit here and listen to everything Bette Midler says and Rob Reiner and all this on Twitter and all these complete morons.
But I never, like, lose any sleep over it.
I never go, that tweet makes me so furious!
Woo!
I mean, that's why they feel every time they read a tweet.
They're sitting in there just, I mean, these millennial liberals, they're going to die heart attacks, every one of them, before they're 35 years old from just reading tweets.
They really are.
They're about to have nervous, complete nervous breakdowns over this entire thing.
And jab don't get them first.
That is unfortunately the case.
That's really where it's headed.
I mean, the more we find out about those jabs, the worse it gets.
The absolute worst it gets.
And I don't take any pleasure in it.
I hate it.
I mean, it's terrible.
Every time I look, I mean, I can't turn on the news now.
That 25-year-old or 22-year-old athlete jogging in the neighborhood dropping dead.
It's true.
I mean, it's just awful.
It's absolutely true.
And I'm glad to see that you've got a whole bunch of the doctors that are coming back onto Twitter.
Truth tellers, real doctors.
Yes, exactly.
Dr.
Robert Malone is back, and so is Peter McCullough.
Oh yeah, he came back last night.
He was like, testing was his first.
Yeah, exactly.
Is this for real?
That's how I felt too.
When you told me to just go ahead and just create a new one, just not to wait because we need to get into the fight now, which was the best advice.
And it's really true because you just sit there going, "Okay, any minute I'm going to get zapped.
I just know this.
How does this even work anymore?
I've been off of it for years now." When you start thinking about the fact that they had us in the dark for years, completely, Oh, yeah.
We weren't even a voice at all when these people had control.
That's how they liked it.
I get 300,000 followers since Elon Musk took over six weeks ago whenever he took over.
I mean, that's not a coincidence that I get a third more followers after four years and just a few weeks.
Gosh.
Because nobody could see you.
They had every band that there was on there.
Of course they did.
And that's how they liked it.
They did not want opposing views.
They wanted you to think that that was what the country thought.
It drives them crazy.
Right.
You can say the littlest things, and I do.
Because I know it's going to kill them.
Right.
And it's just like, you know, trolling is an Olympic.
They should make an Olympic sport out of it.
You get a gold medal, bronze medal, silver.
I think so.
They're so angry.
And this comes from the way they were raised.
Everybody gets a trophy.
Everybody, you know, everybody's equal.
You know, everybody's equal outcomes, not equally born with the same equal opportunities, but they want equal outcomes.
No matter, you know, if you get an F, it's an A. You get a B, it's an A. And then it's just they're never told.
They lived in a bubble.
They go to government schools, and the government college is what it all is anyway.
And then they go work somewhere like Twitter, which is all liberal, you know, just a cesspool of liberal...
Inside a bubble of just total, ridiculous fantasy land.
And nobody's ever told them no.
Man, that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
I mean, they don't have real friends.
It's all just this echo chamber.
And when they finally...
Now they're 36 years old, and there's somebody on Twitter, you know, going, Man, you might be the dumbest person I've ever heard.
That's just dumb, and here's why.
And they're like...
They go nuts.
Nobody's ever told me that before.
And so here it comes.
You know what's coming next.
You're a racist.
You're a Nazi.
Name calling.
You're misinformation.
Just like children do.
You're hate speech.
Sure.
And you know what's so funny?
I don't call them names.
I really don't.
I really stay away from, like, the whole name-calling thing.
I got over that, I think, under the age of 10.
I think that was over for me.
But these people revert back to the same thing because they want to label you so that they can divide you.
And that's kind of their gig.
But they're zeroing in.
The government and people in our legislatures, et cetera, are watching.
The world is watching what they're finding out about Twitter and the way it was run.
And I think a lot of our representatives are saying, whoops, maybe we should have acted sooner.
Maybe we shouldn't have been so quiet on the issue.
Because here you go, zeroing in, Missouri AG's office issues preservation of evidence for feds.
Communications with Twitter believes feds are hiding evidence from investigators.
Imagine that.
You would question the feds.
The FBI has done absolutely nothing but engage in warfare against conservatives.
And it's very apparent.
When you look at what happened with January 6th, Yeah.
When you look at what was going on in Twitter, when you look at what was going on in our elections, when you look at what was going on with COVID, it goes on and on.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can't imagine.
I mean, I feel sorry for something.
There are good agents.
I know there are, and I don't know how they even sleep at night.
I have no idea.
I have absolutely no idea.
And they're like, wait.
I thought we were going to chase like, you know, bank robbers and terrorists.
I didn't think we was going to go after Graham Hall over here with AK-47 strapped in a bazooka and come in with helicopters.
What did she do?
What did she do?
All this training is finally coming.
What did she do?
Oh, she sang Amazing Grace at abortion clinic.
It's ridiculous.
Here they come.
They're repelling off ropes, you know, like ninjas.
They got, you know, laws on their back, bazookas, you know, stinger missiles.
It's crazy.
I wouldn't be surprised if they fly in a Harrier and it just comes down.
I know exactly.
You're saying Amazing Grace!
Get her!
Oh my gosh.
And this is the problem.
I mean, this is the problem.
It's ridiculous.
What are you doing, people?
That's exactly right.
And this problem, this is why they're so shocked and this is why they're freaking out is because they were all brainwashed.
I mean, they were truly, truly brainwashed into this whole thing.
And that's really where it is.
In fact, I mean, you've got a lot on the left that are totally freaking out because, all right, remember, we've been talking about the condition of Dianne Feinstein, right?
I mean, we've been talking about it over and over again.
The woman has dementia so bad she doesn't even know where she is.
I mean, she doesn't remember two minutes later.
She's ever been as bad as Fetterman and Joe Biden combined.
Exactly.
And they are shocked now that they are going to be kicked off of some of these committees.
But in a brief interview Monday evening, Feinstein said she was committed and looking forward to finishing this term.
Yes, absolutely, she said.
There's still two years, you know.
A lot can happen in two years.
Feinstein added that a decision on whether she will run again in 2024 will come probably by spring.
A spokesman followed up with a statement shortly after.
The senator has no plans to step down and will announce her plans for 2024 at the appropriate time.
They've been hiding her.
I mean, they have been hiding her from...
Remember, she used to be everywhere, right?
She was the big spokesperson.
She's no longer that, and there's a reason.
So the news that Feinstein plans to serve out her current term has to be a blow to Representative Adam Schiff, who not only will soon be kicked off his leadership perch in the House, but also has reportedly been considering a 2024 run for DiFi's seat. but also has reportedly been considering a 2024 run for That's who he wants.
That's what he wants.
He's targeted that seat as a senator.
He would unquestionably benefit from being appointed to the seat ahead of time by Democrat, my governor, Newscom, in the event Feinstein retired before her term was up.
But with DiFi's announcement, that's not going to happen.
So he's just going to have to wait in line.
He's going to be completely irrelevant.
That clown has done more damage to this country.
Adam Shifty Shift, it should be investigated.
He goes up there and just lies.
I know.
Non-stop.
Everything.
I mean, just everything comes out of his mouth to lie.
Everything.
He is just the biggest worm.
That guy should be improved.
That guy's one of the biggest traitors our country's ever seen.
Oh, you are absolutely right.
And everybody knows it.
This is the problem.
We've seen it over and over again.
You've got these people that have been in office for so long and they're not going anywhere.
Ever.
And here you go with Donald Trump on Adam Shifty Schiff.
Check this one out.
Here he is on you.
I think Adam Schiff is a deranged human being.
I think he grew up with a complex for lots of reasons that are obvious.
I think he's a very sick man.
Mumsy.
I did that for you, Cat Turd.
I know you've missed Mumsy.
Mumsy Culpepper.
Yeah.
I named him Mumsy Culpepper.
He was so hilarious.
And now you can Google Mumsy Culpepper.
And if you Google Mumsy Culpepper, his picture's all over the images.
Google Mumsy Culpepper and hit images.
Oh my gosh.
It is so funny.
It's so hilarious.
Oh my gosh.
And it has you all over it too.
I like that even more.
It wasn't even his name.
I was doing that when they let my things trend.
And I said, I'm just going to make up a name.
So I said, everybody give me a name, just a weird name, and we're just going to get it trending.
And then we'll get it trending number one in the nation and see what everybody does because it ain't going to make no sense.
So I really wasn't liking the name, so I just come up with Mumsy Coil Pepper myself and just put it out there.
Well, it went to number one, and it never had anything to do with him.
And then all of a sudden, I don't know, somebody tweeted something.
I said, that's Mumsy Coil Pepper.
And it just stuck to him like glue.
Look at it.
Look.
You got it on the screen right now.
Mumsy Culpepper.
Yes, I do.
Here's Mumsy.
Chris Wallace is everywhere.
I absolutely love it.
Mumsy Culpepper.
And then it has your footprint.
Random fictional name we're going to try to trend is Mumsy Culpepper.
It means absolutely nothing, but let's use it all day and see what happens and who it triggers.
Mumsy Culpepper.
This is when it was created.
10-23-21.
So, 2021.
I forgot about that.
That is the tweet.
That is the tweet.
It's just a random name.
And it went to number one for like all day.
The number one trend in America is the number one trend in Canada, Australia, England.
It was ridiculous.
Oh, it was so funny.
And here you go.
You made it to number one trend.
You said, hashtag Mumsy Culpepper, kicking off the weekend by making up fictional names.
We used to have fun with that, and they've got some kind of band.
Anything I try to start now, no matter how much it gets, it will never even hit 30.
Oh my gosh.
I'm hoping they take that off me.
But there is.
They actually said it in one of them drops.
They put a trending band on some people.
Oh, I think it's fabulous.
And there's definitely one on me.
Oh, definitely.
I can't believe you had all that in the files.
Oh, it's all over.
I mean, I collect them too.
They're everywhere.
It's the funniest thing.
Like I said, I mean, when I said I was going to start putting like this collection together on our website.
They were getting mad.
I had no idea how massive it was going to be on you.
Cat Turd, you stir up a lot of stuff over there.
I'm serious.
It made them so mad.
A fictional name that meant nothing at the time.
It didn't even mean Chris Wallace.
It meant nothing.
Nothing.
And then they were like, this is how stupid the left is and how dumb Cat Turd is.
I mean, the ride is.
They think this is really going to trigger us.
And they're like proving my point, like fuming in a whole, you know, thread.
Oh, I think it's fantastic.
I mean, this is what you do better than anybody and it drives them nuts because they can't keep up.
They don't have a cat turd on their side.
At all.
We have a cat turd on our side.
And for whatever reason, thank you, God, I mean that too.
They kept you on Twitter.
Now, yes, they throttled you back, but they knew if they took you down, that was going to be a problem.
They took 175,000 followers in three or four days, and then they just throttled me down to nothing.
Well, I was one of those 175,000, and so were the other conservatives they kicked off, along with President Trump and Michael Flynn and Sidney Powell.
I mean, they just went, whoop, that's it.
No more of that.
Yeah, I hope they come back soon.
I do, too.
I really do.
Those are wonderful voices of our party.
We've had Michael Flynn on our show before.
We certainly have.
He's fantastic.
General Flynn.
Yeah.
Well, the Justice Department faces questions after effectively preventing Bankman Freed from testifying in Congress.
Isn't that fun?
Nice of them, isn't it?
They arrested him.
They were going to arrest him anyway, but they don't want him up there.
They don't want anybody asking questions because somebody's going to ask a question like...
Who did you fund up here on this hill?
That's the one.
So they have this huge indictment and of course they leave out and don't include where he donated all these billions of dollars to.
Which was lots and lots.
There were some Republicans too, but lots of Democrats.
That's exactly right.
And that's what they're afraid of.
Because, hey, this was the second biggest donor.
They arrested his freaky girlfriend too because she's right in there with the scam.
She has definitely lawyered up.
That's the thing.
I mean, this is the news on the street.
Everybody's getting a lawyer.
Yeah, I hope he loved her a lot.
Let me tell you what's going to happen right now.
I hope he really loves her because he ain't about six months because she's going to be going, it was all his fault.
Would you like to point at his fault?
That guy right there when she's on the witness stand.
She's going to be pointing right at him.
Absolutely.
He put me under his spell.
Yeah, exactly.
Yes, and he kept her hostage.
Right, sure.
He swore to God he knew.
He's a con artist.
I'm telling you.
She's going to turn.
She's going to flip.
She's going to sing like the Supreme.
She's going to talk about how it was a cult, right?
They all lived together.
There was all this brainwashing.
She was a victim.
I mean, you can see the whole thing tap dance out, right?
She's going to turn into Harry Krishna.
Krishna, Krishna, Krishna.
She's gonna do it.
It's gonna happen.
So Sam Bankman Freed begs Bahamas judge for $250,000 bail claiming he can't be held in custody because he's a depressed vegan after committing one of the biggest financial frauds in American history.
I kid you not.
So, he faces a total of 155 years in prison if convicted on all eight counts.
The disgraced FTX founder, who is 30 years old, planned to tell Congress the company is solvent.
Prosecutors say he used it as a personal piggy bank to fund his lavish lifestyle.
Of course he did.
He's a total con artist.
100%.
He had them all fooled.
They were doing commercials for him and everything else.
Everything else.
I'm a depressed vegan.
Hello, have you ever met a vegan that wasn't depressed?
Exactly, they're angry.
They're very angry.
They go together like peas and carrots.
Oh my gosh, but this is the problem.
Why not let him testify first?
This is what everyone is talking about.
Come on.
Politicians demand to know why the Democrat mega-donor Sam Bankman-Fried was arrested the day before...
Congress hearing over FTX scandal, meaning he escaped grilling by lawmakers, so anything that he said could be used against him later.
Well, half grilling.
Yeah.
Half the Democrats going, I just want to thank you for all you've done to mankind, and you know what I mean?
So it would have been half grilling and half loverfest.
Oh, sure.
Absolutely.
Well, you know that Maxine Waters never was going to ask him any questions under oath.
She wasn't even going to call him.
And I say get in the faces!
That's about it.
I mean, that's how bad this is.
And they're not even talking about it.
I mean, this is the thing.
There is no, any mention of the amount of donations from FTX to politicians has been omitted.
This is the indictment.
He went last week.
He was a guest at some kind of New York Times forum up in New York, and they clapped for him.
They were applauding him.
They're like, I'm telling you, man, the brainwashing that's out in this country, they're just like trained sills.
They're literally trained sills.
They are.
Hey, can you clap for the biggest con artist in world history?
Yeah!
He said he's a vegan!
Clappy, clappy, clappy, clappy, clappy, he's a vegan, clap!
He drives an accurate clap, clap, clap, clap, I'm a seal.
Yeah.
So in the actual SEC's indictment of FTX's bank been freed that has been released, they're not talking about any of the donations at all.
It has been completely omitted.
They're not even going to discuss it.
It's not on the table.
So all those people whose money that this guy took, literally took, it has evaporated.
They cannot find it.
It is gone.
It's gone.
Forever.
Forever.
That's it.
And they don't want to talk about the fact Where it went.
They don't want to talk about or say, hey, this congressman has it.
So many politicians and so many celebrities and so many Hollywood celebrities and sports figures got duped by this guy.
Wow.
And they're just like, oh, we got to hush-hush this.
They didn't want it to go to Congress because they don't want it out there for us to hear it because we're the people and that's what they try to hide it from.
Exactly.
But they're going to get him anyway.
I mean, you cannot not indict this guy.
Yeah.
But anyway, so he's, you know, he's going to get plenty of meat in prison, so he's not a vegan anymore.
Right?
That's going to go away for sure.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, just to think that that was one of his things.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
I know.
Yeah, don't forget to tip your bartender.
Yeah.
All right.
So this is also out from the Daily Mail, just like you were saying, their silence is deafening.
So, of course, Gazelle and Tom, Larry David and Shaquille O'Neal, who took SPF's cash to advertise his doomed FTX crypto exchange, they say nothing as he is arrested and charged.
Look on the bright side, you're going to federal prison.
That's right.
It's a lot better than state prison.
It's a country club.
And it's not only that, they'll take good care of him because they're going to try to keep who he donated to under wraps and all of the information there too.
They don't want to have to give that money back and they're not going to.
Absolutely not.
He don't have any money to get back.
Mm-mm.
I mean, he was worth like $25 billion and just blew it.
Gone.
I mean, you know how hard it is to spend $25 billion in like a year?
I wouldn't know.
I mean, I couldn't do it.
I don't want to do it.
Oh my gosh, no.
It's too tiring.
It's way too tiring.
When you get old, you don't care no more about money as much as you used to.
Well, exactly.
It's more to work with, more to deal with, but I certainly wouldn't know that feeling.
I really do believe as I get over, the smaller amount of possessions I can have and still be comfortable, that's what I want.
But animals are a whole different story, Kat.
I want to buy a house here, and I want a property in the mountains, and I want a property in the beach.
When you get over, you're like...
I want one property paid for, and I don't want to go nowhere.
Exactly.
Simpler is better.
And everybody, I think, feels that way after a certain point.
But animals and you are a totally different situation.
And that's why I was wondering if you were going to keep these two little adorable things.
I can't keep any more pets because I'm not even taking care of the ones I got as good as I should because I'm so...
There's so many of them.
I know.
I know.
You've got just an adorable little clan over there.
I think they're awesome.
They're just so cute.
Every single one of them.
You've got cats and dogs.
My dog dynamics.
Yeah, my dog dynamics.
I was hoping it all worked good, but we got...
I don't know what's happened, sweetie, but...
She's perfectly happy unless she gets like a bone or something.
Then she growls and she's mean to everybody.
She likes Wiggles, but she's kind of mean to Monkey at first.
Now they're friends and it's just the dog dynamic is...
Well, who's in charge?
Who's in charge of everybody?
Because normally there's...
Nobody.
Oh, really?
Yeah, nobody.
They all better be nice to Wiggles.
Because Wiggles is going to be big.
That Wiggles is one kind of dog, man.
I'm telling you.
He's so big right now.
I guarantee you he weighs at least 70 pounds.
Oh, my goodness.
He was near Petey today.
They were standing together, and I'm just looking.
His paw is at least two and a half times bigger than Petey.
Wow.
Petey's big.
He's going to be a monster.
I don't know how big that dog's going to get, but it's going to be big.
Oh, yes.
And you've had him.
And he's happy, and he'll just walk beside you in the yard, and he don't have anything.
Aggression.
Of course, him and, you know, him and Monkey, I was actually raised from puppies, so they were raised around cats and they just play with them, you know?
That's good.
The other dogs are wild.
They'll kill anything that moves.
Snakes.
I don't care what it is.
I mean, they're like, oh God, she got bit by a bat.
Get bit by a bat?
Them dogs get bit by bats and rats and snakes.
I know, they don't even.
And foxes and raccoons and porcupines.
I mean, they don't go a day without getting Golly, it is wild.
Remember, they had one of them big old rat snakes that was a monster and it bit them in the face so many times that their eyes swore shut about a month ago.
I know it.
All over the place.
All of them.
You knew what happened.
I mean, they're all except for smiles because he didn't get bit.
Well, I mean...
He's too old to get over here in time.
He wasn't going to work that hard.
He knew how it was going to end up.
Oh, man.
I mean, their whole faces were swollen.
This is country living.
People that have, you know, dogs that live with them in their homes and they walk them in the park.
They don't understand.
You know, I got all these acres.
It's all fenced in.
But all these animals come up.
I mean, they go toe-to-toe with them.
They're coon dogs.
These are hunting dogs.
That were used down here that were abandoned and starving to death, I found, and they have that hunting.
And, you know, hound dogs are, you know, they're pack animals like wolves, and they hunt in packs.
That's what they do.
They'll get a squirrel up in a tree or in a little tree, and they'll bark at it all day.
They'll bark at it for eight hours without stopping underneath it until they almost have heart attacks.
Oh my gosh.
Life out there as well.
They get bit by all kinds of things.
It's true.
I have this place in the barn, and I've never even seen a rat on my property, not one, ever.
That's because you have so many snakes.
Yeah, I have this little place in the horse barn.
I get all these deliveries, and then once it gets full, I take it to the dump.
And so I put all my cardboard boxes, broke down this little section in my horse barn, and they got in that cardboard, I'm telling you, all day.
They started at about 8 in the morning, and they were pulling all that cardboard out of there, and they were smelling, and they were going, I mean, I'm talking about 8 hours.
Of course.
Yeah.
And couldn't get them to eat.
Couldn't get them to get out of there.
And then they finally, Sweetie, dug up in there with her tail and grabbed just a little mouse.
That's what they smelled.
And she killed it.
And they all ran around the yard chasing.
It was like 10 hours later.
Isn't that true?
They're psychos.
It is.
She got bit by a bat?
Are you kidding me?
She probably got bit by a bat a hundred times in the last year.
At least.
Well, people don't realize that.
I remember talking to you several times and I would hear the dogs in the background and you'd say, don't mind them.
They've got a snake and they're fighting over it.
I'm like...
And the way you said it was so nonchalant.
Like, you weren't alarmed by it.
You didn't feel like you needed to do anything because you're just like, no, they've got it handled.
They've got a snake.
They all want it.
They get a snake that's five, six foot long, and one of them will grab the head, one of them will grab the tail, and they'll have a tuck-a-war over it.
Exactly.
With a snake as the rope.
Exactly.
I mean, this is serious stuff.
You do the best you can, you know, and I, you know...
I mean, who has that many acres fenced in where dogs can just run around, you know?
But they dig holes everywhere and you have to fill them back in.
I mean, you go out there and you fall down through your nose.
It's real country living out there.
It's not all, you know, I take some nice pictures, but it's not all, you know, roses and...
And rainbows.
Yeah, rainbow roses and moo-moo kittens.
Yeah.
That is so true.
Well, here's one quick story.
There is some big news.
Maricopa County Superior Court orders Carrie Lake, Katie Hobbs, Maricopa County, BOS, and Stephen Ricker into court at 11 o'clock a.m.
today.
This has been ordered, so I guess they're doing Zoom meetings because, you know.
Katie Hobbs will end up in the bathroom.
So they have ordered them all to appear, so they are going to probably be going over everything, the return hearing, and all the materials she just filed.
As you all know, last Friday, Carrie Lake filed 70 pages, and it was everything.
What a joke.
Oh, yeah.
What a damn joke of an election.
People all fired up to vote for Carrie Layton to get there.
Nobody can vote.
There's no printer ink.
There's no this.
And then they're literally, hey, just put your ballot in here.
We'll run it to you later.
Yeah, I'm sure you will.
Sure.
Oh, yeah.
We really trust you after what we've seen.
Yeah.
Good God.
The worst county of voting in America.
We're going to just give you our ballot.
Well, I mean, look at what they were doing.
Maricopa County kept a GOP heat map of expected voters hanging on their wall.
Then 84% of voting centers with machine problems on Election Day were in deep red districts.
Look at this.
Coordinated.
Look at that.
Coordinated.
Completely.
They knew how many votes they'd probably need.
And they just cheated.
Absolutely.
It's that simple.
They just cheated until they got the worst governor.
It's going to be, you might as well, if you live in Arizona, you might as well move.
You might as well.
If you live from California to Arizona, it's going to be worse.
You might as well move to Florida and Texas just one more time and get it over with.
I'm not even going to attempt it.
If she would have won, I would have considered Arizona.
Not anymore.
Not even at all.
DeSantis?
Oh, he's fabulous.
Yeah, he's opening up the Supreme Court of the State down here, and he's going to make it to where you can sue Moderna and Pfizer for all these vaccine injuries.
As he should.
He's always on offense.
He's way back in the background because he's just a governor.
He's not president or anything.
Man, he's just one thing after another.
His team's solid.
He picks real good people.
He's got a solid team.
Future president.
Everything is, you know, kind of, you know, just we're going to do this, this, this, this, this, no matter what kind of noise is coming outside, they do it.
He's just a great governor, and I'm so happy to have him here, and nope, you can't have him.
I know.
Everybody has to move there to get him.
That was what you said last time.
You want to have him?
Move here.
You can have him.
That's the only way.
You think I'm going to export him out to you?
No.
Oh my gosh.
You got to come here.
Come here.
He can be your governor.
He can be Governor Maury.
He's getting a U-Haul van.
Come on down here and get your house.
He's your governor.
That would be pretty fantastic.
Well, he's announced a petition with SCOTUS of Florida to impanel a grand jury.
Here he is.
We'll be able to get the data whether they want to give it or not.
Because in Florida, you know, it is against the law to mislead and to misrepresent, particularly when you're talking about the efficacy of a drug.
We see just the other just recently Florida got 3.2 billion through legal action against those responsible for the opioid crisis and so it's not like this is something that's unprecedented so today I'm announcing a petition with the Supreme Court of Florida to impanel a statewide grand jury to investigate any and all wrongdoing in Florida with respect To COVID-19 vaccines.
And we anticipate that we will get the approval for that.
That will be something that will be impaneled, most likely in the Tampa Bay area.
And that will come with legal processes that will be able to get more information and to bring legal accountability for those who committed misconduct.
Oh, that's so perfect.
And then it will trigger all across the nation.
Like I say, he doesn't run everything through the press.
He has this solid team of lawyers.
They do everything by the law.
And it slow creeps up on you.
Bam, he's got you.
And it's amazing to watch.
And he's like, they all follow his lead, all the other governors, if they're smart.
I mean, he does it first.
He's always the first state to do everything.
He's something else.
But he has a good team.
It's solid.
That's why Disney...
I mean, who goes in there and whoops Disney's ass like that?
I mean, beat their asses.
And legally, they had no recourse.
Oh, it's true.
And he just does it.
He just says, this is what I'm going to do.
This is my team.
And he does it.
It's just great living in this state since he's been the governor.
Well, Cat Turd, real quick, I've got some more little bit of breaking news that I have to do.
I know the show is over, but I've got to ask you about this.
Okay, so I'm on my page for you trending.
Cat Turd is at the very top of my page.
What did you do that you're not reporting?
I don't know.
I've been there all day.
I don't know what the hell I did.
Look at you!
You're trending on the very top of my page, underneath the World Cup.
Yeah, the World Turd.
Where Argentina leads 3-0 over Croatia.
And in case you're all wondering, yeah, here you are.
I don't know what it is, but I just can't stand soccer.
I can't stand it.
It's boring to me.
I can't get into it.
I don't care if it's the World Cup.
I don't even know who's in the World Cup, who's lost, who won.
I don't know if the United States is still in.
I don't care.
I just don't like soccer at all.
You think I'm going to watch a sport?
You know, for hours and hours and hours and hours and they can't use their hand and it ends up zero to one?
No, I'm not.
I want to see some scoring.
But here's you.
Like every five minutes.
Well, you're scoring all the time with your tweets.
I don't know why.
I usually know why when I'm trending, but I don't know why this time.
Well, it's something else for sure.
I'm sure we'll find out later.
I don't know.
Next episode of In the Litter Box with Cat Turd.
We'll get to the bottom of it.
All right, everyone.
Thank you so much for the donations.
I just want to thank you really quick.
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And for those of you that donated yesterday, Onomatopoeia and Spencer Dogs 9576.
If I missed you, I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
I can't do both.
I can't do a lot of things at the same time.
At one time over here, it just becomes...
It's really rough to look at all these screens, so we'll have to thank you later.
But anyway, look, if you would like to see any of these articles, you can go into the description box, and you can look on our social media profiles, and you can find them all there.
We will get to the bottom of why Cat Turd is trending.
I'm sure he did something out there that's caused...
I did something everybody hates.
It's never because somebody likes it.
Something that's causing a muck over there.
I'm sure not.
I get a New York Times article three pages long talking about what a piece of shit, lying, misinformation, crap hole I am.
You handle it beautifully.
You call them out as well.
So I think it's awesome.
We'll take care of your new little babies, your new little additions.
We'll be praying for all of you and that you get the others.
You're just going to have to be patient.
I'm going to try tonight.
I got a new strategy.
I ain't going to say it.
It's like a pitcher pitching a no-hitter.
I want to try this new strategy getting them in.
I'm sure it'll work.
I don't even know if they're out there.
I don't even know if there's one, two.
I don't know how many kittens there are.
They're going to get hungry.
I know there's at least one more, but I don't know about any more than that.
They're going to be so sweet.
Just like the other two, they warmed up real quick to you.
They went from the back of the cage to the front of the cage.
That's all you need to know.
Anyway, everyone, more on that tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
In the meantime, be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye.
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