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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
Just another day.
Oh my goodness.
I swear, you get us in more messes than anybody I have ever known in my entire life.
Every single day, it's something new with you.
Alright, so this just happened.
Do you want to tell us what happened, Cat Turd?
You can do it.
You can read them better than I do.
Well, here you go.
You say this morning, let's face it, I'm still the best choice for Twitter CEO because I'm a turd and I can admit it.
You put this out to Elon Musk.
And he responds to you and says, you make a compelling case.
So...
That's where we are.
You're on a one-on-one basis with Elon Musk.
You do...
Five replies now, and yes, I'm counting.
Oh, my word.
Okay, so why don't we play a little game here?
Why don't I interview you for the position?
No, I'm not doing that.
Chief Turd, what would you do as president, as CEO of Twitter?
I'm not doing that today.
What do you see the future to be?
Oh my gosh.
And what do you think of Hunter Biden claiming that he's an artist on the Twitter platform and actually joining?
I thought we were trying to get rid of frauds.
I mean, I thought that's what we were trying to do.
Some of the people got on the list for him today.
Wow.
They asked questions, and they were asking questions like about the laptop stuff, and they were immediately removed from the website.
Oh, really?
It was hilarious, yeah.
Oh my gosh, it doesn't surprise me at all.
I think the whole thing is great.
I'm just glad that we're part of the conversation again.
That you've got conservatives that are actually on the platform.
And honestly, I wouldn't wait for the gates to be opened.
If you're not on Twitter right now, I suggest you do it because that really is where the conversation is.
And honestly, it did hurt us in the midterms.
It did hurt us in the years between when they got rid of conservative voices altogether.
Absolutely it did.
If you don't think it played as an interference, it did.
When they remove voices.
You know, before you said they were cheating.
Think about, just think about, that's the difference between Trump.
Okay, Trump replied to me, I don't know, or retweeted me eight or nine times.
Okay, I'm just a dude out here in the country, and he retweets me.
Can you imagine Barack Obama retweeting one of his voters?
Or Hillary Clinton?
They don't never do it.
They just talk.
Great.
Or Bill Clinton or any of them.
You think they retweet or look through their replies and retweet normal people's?
And Elon Musk does too all the time.
He's replied to me five times.
You think that ridiculous clown that they hired after Jack Dorsey?
That dumbass, you think he would reply to somebody like me?
He's way better.
He thinks he's a million times better than us peasants.
You think Jack Dorsey would ever talk to somebody?
He didn't have, you know, a blue check mark in the liberal field.
I mean, he never did.
He never talked to actual just anybody on Twitter.
Right.
It's so true.
It's telling.
It's telling what kind of person they really are.
They're not latest snobs.
They're just, you know, regular people, even though they got billions of dollars.
Well, and it's really true.
I mean, those that are hiding, they hide and they don't want to have the conversation.
I mean, seriously, go away, commies.
Really, if you can't have a conversation, then you shouldn't even be on the platform.
We have a right to say the elections were stolen.
We have a right to say we don't think the vaccine's worth a damn.
We got a right to say ivermectin works.
We got a right to say we're American citizens.
That's one of 100 opinions that you're going to get on the same subject.
You can't just say, okay, this is the only thing allowed is what Dr.
Fauci said.
The only thing allowed is what the FDA says.
The only thing allowed is what the Biden regime says.
That's why Twitter was failing.
That's why, you know, look at Facebook.
That's what they do.
I mean, remember I said the first one that's going to fall like a year ago is going to be Facebook.
And they are.
They're falling hard.
Well, and they should.
I can't say anything on that platform except for wish people a happy birthday.
We've gotten all kinds of warnings because our show streams over there, and it's really kind of fun.
I'm just kind of playing a game with them now to see how long it lasts because I know it doesn't matter.
It absolutely doesn't.
They're kicking people with a lot of followers off there if they don't want to go bankrupt.
They're headed in that direction, and I think it couldn't happen to a nicer group.
And they need to learn that.
And in fact, you've got a lot of other people that are starting to sway our direction because they know exactly what public opinion is.
They know what the real polls say.
They know what happened in this election.
You've got a whole bunch of communists that are basically counting votes now until the very end, until they have enough to call the races.
And then you've got the lamestream media that hop on that bandwagon and say, okay...
It's over.
We hit the mark.
We're going to take it.
This person wins.
I mean, really?
That's how our system works now?
No, not even a chance.
I told you when we did the show Election Day, I said, well, we know exactly I know exactly where they're putting all their marbles.
Arizona and Pennsylvania, where they're going to cheat.
Because as soon as the polls open in Arizona, oh, this machine's not working.
Oh, this one's out of toner.
This one's out of ink.
Oh, everybody, just stand in line for four hours.
Or you can just give us your ballots, and we'll just run them somewhere else for you.
Trust us.
Just throw them in this bucket.
And when they start doing shit like that, there's no way that 20 machines in 20 locations had similar problems all of a sudden.
That's right.
It's just the cheat was on from the beginning in Arizona.
They weren't going to let Cary Lake in no matter what.
So true.
And that's why today we named the show Arizona Steel.
You named it, and you called it, and you called it right on.
So who knows about this title?
We may end up being kicked off every single platform as a result of this title.
I will keep you posted.
But that's okay.
That's not going to stop us here.
It has begun.
And this is from the Gateway Pundit.
Patriots in Arizona are calling for a new legitimate midterm election on December 6th.
And rightfully so.
I don't think they have a choice.
President Trump is calling for a new election.
It ain't going to happen, though.
No, they won't.
It's just a mess.
It's never going to even be considered.
So, you know, you can call for it all you want, but they ain't going to change anything.
It's just horrible.
They stole it right under our faces.
And there's, I mean, they can definitely litigate this...
Ridiculous.
Well, and it happens that they just always break down, don't they?
They always break down in the heavy Republican districts.
Only.
Have you ever heard of anything?
And how many times have we seen this election night and people take pictures of it, of it switching from Republican to Democrat, and they'll take a picture of it, doing it.
But I've never seen it one time go the other way.
Not one time in my life.
No, because they hold the purse.
It's funny, and all the left...
Looney left districts.
Boy, them machines were working like a charm.
All of them.
Wild.
I know.
Not a problem at all.
They didn't run out of paper or toner.
When things don't add up, people vote straight tickets.
To think they sit there and Christmas tree it all around.
Okay, I'm going to put a Republican here, Democrat, then an Independent, Democrat, then the Christmas tree it.
Well, this is a real, real problem.
And when you've got the lamestream media that is just sitting there waiting for a certain amount to go over a threshold, and then they go around and they call races, I'm sorry, no, uh-uh.
That's not the way this is going to run.
And no matter what you do, I mean, if that's the thing, if they're just waiting for her to get ahead and then say, okay, that's it, race called, no more.
No more.
We're not doing this anymore.
It's ridiculous.
The governor's the top of the ticket.
So usually whatever they get, it follows all the way down.
Look at Florida where they don't cheat anymore.
Right.
You know, he, Rubio won by what, 16 points because DeSantis pulled him with him.
That's what happens.
It's just, 99% of the people go down there and they go straight Republican, straight Democrat.
I'm telling you, they don't sit there and Christmas tree it around like that.
Nobody does that.
Mm-hmm.
We're way too divided of a country for that.
So when you got the secretary or whatever, the treasurer, whoever, that Republican that won there, winning by two and a half million, 200,000 votes, and none of it matches.
It's all over the place.
None of it makes any sense.
And when it makes any sense, there's usually shenanigans.
Oh, definitely.
I mean, and we knew it from the very beginning.
They were not going to let.
She didn't even campaign.
She wouldn't even debate.
Carrie Lake was the hardest worker I've ever seen in my life.
She didn't stop.
She was up 12 points in the polls.
It's bullshit.
Oh, it is.
It's got everybody so upset because she should have won and by a landslide.
I mean, let's face it, the treasurer got more votes than anybody else than the governor.
I mean, come on.
17% of Democrats voted.
The Republican and Democrat breakdown on Election Day voting was 70-something percent Republican and 17% Democrat.
But Katie Hobbs wins 48%.
In that county, with only 17% of Democrats voting.
It's a joke.
Our election system, not everywhere.
There are places that have it fair, but any of these districts where these liberals run everything, it's just...
And then, how can you not recuse yourself?
You're literally counting votes and you're running the election?
She's in charge of it.
I know.
I know.
She counted her own votes to win her own election and nobody's going to say anything.
Well, everybody is really...
I mean, this is really...
We all know what's going on.
We do.
And we have got to fix it.
And we have got to fix it fast.
This is outrageous.
So we have the choice right now whether we are going to start with our party harvesting these votes as well or if we're just going to continue to allow them to...
Steal the elections.
We're going to have to engage.
And that's all there is to it.
I mean, they literally just took the election away from Carrie Lake.
I mean, they just stole it.
Right there.
In everybody's plain sight.
This woman did not debate.
She did not even...
She didn't even show up.
This is another Biden situation.
A basement dummy situation.
And she's going to be...
She's going to destroy that.
It's going to be open borders if you live in Arizona.
She's going to mask your kids.
She's going to lock everything down.
Every liberal crazy leftist thing is going to happen in that state now.
Wow.
This is so bad.
But, you know, and I hate to say this, but the most important thing that happens in this election, though, and this is the most important, is that we win the House and get the gavel and shut them down.
And as much as I love Cary Lake, and God, that one hurts, but that just affects Arizona.
Let's face it, that's a state election.
But what affects the rest of the 49 states and Arizona is Because if we don't win the House, this country's screwed.
And when I say screwed, they could have changed election law to where that happens everywhere now.
We never win another election.
They could pack the Supreme Court with 12 more liberal justices.
And they would.
That's exactly right.
So they would, especially if they get 51 senators and Manchin prove it.
So, and people were like, well, you know, we're only going to win by two or three, probably.
So what if they vote?
That's not it.
When you have the gavel, you don't even have to bring anything up for a vote.
Ever.
You can spend 10, you can spend two years, the Speaker of the House, and when they bring a bill to the, when they, of course, you just never bring a bill up.
You see a bill and I'm not bringing that to the House vote.
So you can shut them down.
And they hold the purse strings.
They can vote, if they'll allow you not, to eliminate the money for the 67,000, 87,000 new IRS agents.
They can say, we are defunding you.
We're not giving you any money.
They're the ones with the houses where everything originates, and it's the one with the purse strings.
Golly.
Well, here you go.
They're already reporting.
They're already reporting about this.
This whole Gateway Pundit just in, Kevin McCarthy, elected the Republican nominee for Speaker of the House in 188 to 31 vote.
Business as usual, rhinos.
I don't understand that.
The way they're wording that, it's terrible.
It is.
And it's everywhere.
Now, is that just a vote to say he's one of the nominees for Speaker of the House?
Or is that the vote for Speaker of the House?
Well, it looks like it is the vote for Speaker of the House.
Because it said nominee, so that means he's just one of the nominees.
I mean, that vote has to be taking place with the new Congress.
Matter of fact, I don't think they vote for this for a month or so.
This is crazy.
I don't understand what that means.
Well, here's how it's worded, and it's being reported everywhere.
This one is from Gateway.
It says, here we go.
Kevin McCarthy has been elected the Republican nominee for Speaker of the House on a 188 to 31 vote by the GOP conference.
And then you have them say...
I know, but wait, wait.
There's not even anybody else with their hat in the ring right now.
I think that's just a vote.
I think this is just a triggered headline.
I think so, too.
I think that's just a vote that they accept him as one of the nominees.
Okay, and they're trying to show the amount.
It has to be, because anybody in the new Congress can run, and they haven't even called some of the races yet, so there's no way that that means he's going to be the Speaker now.
Well, and I agree with you because the second part says Scalise is up for majority leader.
So up next is majority leader, which will definitely be Scalise and then will be the race for whip, which is more important, in my opinion, because it's completely up in the air.
And the GOP must elect Representative Jim Banks.
This is according to a tweet by Greg Price.
And then they go on to talk about why, several reasons, why Kevin McCarthy should not have been nominated for Speaker of the House.
And I can go down the list because all of you know him well.
Look, that's just putting his name together.
There's going to be a race where the new Congress votes.
That's right.
The old Congress doesn't vote.
Liz Cheney don't get to vote on the Speaker of the House.
She's lost.
Exactly.
She's out.
So the new Congress will be able to vote if they win, which is 217 forever now.
They're not giving them the last one.
They're not ever going to do it.
But I think that's just the vote that he's going to be one of the nominees.
There'll be several people in there.
Well, I know they are doing everything they can.
I knew it was scheduled for next week.
They were trying to push it, and then you had a whole bunch of Republicans that said, no, no, no, let's wait.
And the RINOs, of course, were like, no, we have to vote.
That was in the Senate.
Right.
We have to vote immediately.
So, I don't know.
I mean, this whole thing.
Who knows?
Yeah.
Who knows?
These shady, crooked assholes.
I know.
They do whatever they can.
Did you see the Christopher Wray thing today?
Oh, did I ever.
Oh, my gosh.
I like that he was called out, honestly.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so they pretty much know that there's at least eight informants.
88.
At least.
At least.
Yeah.
And it's just like there's eight informants just inside the Proud Boys.
And I'm going to say this one more time.
I study politics more than anybody I know for 30 years.
I'm a junkie with it.
I love it.
I study it.
I get up every day, I look on computer, and I read articles after articles, and I don't know if anybody studies it like I do, and I'm sure all of you do, but I mean, I know what's going on, and all of a sudden, We had Antifa and the BLM. And all of a sudden, here comes this group called the Proud Boys that suddenly in one day I'd never heard of in my life.
I've been studying this.
I'd never heard of the group.
Not one time have I heard of that group at that point.
And all of a sudden, CBS, ABC, the New York Times, the Washington Post, all the left-trend magazine At one time, suddenly, the first day I heard of them, the biggest threat, the new white supremacists, the new big MAGA group, the Proud Boys.
And I knew right then, feds.
Oh, gosh, yes.
I knew it.
Absolutely.
Oh, they just appear out of nowhere.
Somebody that studies politics and knows every little group.
And I've never even heard of them until a blitzkrieg.
And when they do that, folks, just at the New Patriots front, when they do that, it's always the feds.
They had eight informants.
I'll tell you what.
Do you have a local motorcycle club or something like that?
I don't care if it's a bingo club or y'all play bridge or something.
Does anybody have a little club, a golf club?
You know, just any kind of club you're in.
Do you think, and there's 20 people, do you think there's eight FBI informants in there?
I know.
What are the chances?
That's because it was organized to be the feds.
Well, I mean, you really can't take away.
When you look at the Patriot Front, I've got a little clip of them marching around in their khakis, okay?
And the memeers did a fabulous job of really capillating this because I was like, wow, you know, if anybody needs to be convinced...
They've come on the scene exactly like the Proud Boys.
Never heard of the Proud Boys in my life.
They were just all of a sudden fighting Antifa.
And all of a sudden, they were the biggest thing since sliced bread, according to the media.
Blitzkrieg in it.
And I'm like, hmm...
Something ain't right about this.
Oh my gosh, look at it.
I mean, khakis and all, okay.
You ever seen conservatives act like that?
No!
I haven't.
These groups that show up out of nowhere.
And he was trying to say, did you have informants today to Christopher Furray dressed up before they let the doors open?
Were there informants in that crowd, FBI informants, dressed up like Trump supporters?
I've got it.
I've got to be very careful here.
I can't, you know, methods and methods and words and words.
I have undercover agents.
They never answer the question.
But the truth is, my God, we've seen it on film, Ray Epps.
He had a big old Trump hat, Trump everything, Trump everything.
Go inside the Capitol.
Go inside the Capitol for two days on film.
He's the Fed and everybody knows it.
Everyone knows it.
Why has he been charged?
Exactly.
He's like the ringleader, but he don't get charged?
Give me a break.
People are sick of him, too.
People are so sick of that slime ray.
Listen to him.
I love this exchange.
Representative Higgins did a fabulous job with this cross.
Check it out.
Does the FBI have confidential human sources?
Did the FBI have confidential human sources embedded...
Within the January 6th protesters on January 6th of 2021?
Well, Congressman, as I'm sure you can appreciate, I have to be very careful about what I can say about when- Even now, because that's what you told us two years ago.
May I finish?
About when we do and do not, and where we have and have not used confidential human sources.
But to the extent that there's a suggestion, for example, That the FBI's confidential human sources or FBI employees in some way instigated or orchestrated January 6th, that's categorically false.
Did you have confidential human sources dressed as supporters inside the Capitol on January 6th prior to the doors being opened?
Again, I had to be very careful.
It should be a no.
Can you not tell the American people no?
We did not have confidential human sources dressed as Trump supporters positioned inside the Capitol.
Gentlemen's time has expired.
You should not read anything into my decision not to share information about confidential human sources.
Gentlemen's time has expired.
Okay, so there you go.
Yeah, your time has expired.
Your time has expired.
You notice that?
Of course.
Let me tell you something.
He just lied and said, we did not have anybody, I can guarantee you, instigating January the 6th.
Okay, let's go back to Ray Epps.
Go inside the Capitol.
Inside, this way.
We don't want to be on the outside.
We want to go inside the Capitol.
He screamed that for two days, folks.
And was he a confidential officer?
Of course he was.
Of course.
He didn't even go to jail.
Nothing's happened to him.
He's on film.
They're literally pointing at him in the crowd going, fed, fed, fed.
So that's all that dude does right there is lie through his teeth.
He's a traitor of this country.
He's turned the FBI into a treasonous organization, a political organization that does nothing but go after little innocent people.
They go after school board PTA grannies.
They go after people singing hymns, you know, try to get people not to kill their babies.
I mean, this guy is one of the most biggest scumbags ever in the country.
Traitors, I'm telling you.
That guy right there.
He's worth in Comey.
And Mueller put together.
The FBI needs to be investigated.
There needs to be an absolute investigation of the FBI. And we need to have our leaders in the Republican Party that they need to start doing that.
They need to start calling for it because you never ask a question you don't know the answer to.
And this man did not answer the question, which means they had absolutely everything to do with January 6th.
They absolutely did.
They instigated it.
They're the ones that need to be on trial here.
Not the January Sixers.
Exactly.
Oh, this just makes me so angry.
And what they're doing these January Six, what they do to them is they go in there and they walked in there with a flag, stayed inside the ropes, and they were suckered in there, man, by who?
These people.
Exactly.
And now they're trying to, they want them to shut up.
They have it where they can't talk.
They imprison them.
I mean, these people are charged with misdemeanors.
You're in solitary confinement for 18 months awaiting trial with no bail.
For a misdemeanor?
I mean, murderers don't get treated like this.
And what do they do?
They go in there and say, we're giving you life in prison, or you're going to do a plea deal for two years, and you can't say nothing.
They're shutting them down, and who wouldn't take it?
I'd take it too.
I mean, if they told me I'm going to sit in prison for the rest of my life, or I'd get two years to have to say something, I probably would.
I mean, I'd probably break.
Nobody's that tough.
Oh my gosh, it is so bad.
They're just, man, I don't even know what to say about these people.
Dragging preachers out of their home in front of their kids, pointing rifles in their faces of their children, hauling them out of their house because they sung a hymn at an abortion clinic.
Oh my gosh.
And they think I have any respect for them or their organization.
I don't.
How can you?
Absolutely cannot.
And here are the 10 facts, too.
You had dozens of federal operatives who infiltrated the Trump crowds on January 6th.
You saw them.
We were doing a show that day.
You could pick them out.
You were picking them out the whole time it was happening.
I was screaming.
This is a setup.
Yeah.
I mean, this was as bad as it got.
So they would put on a MAGA hat and then they would cover their faces.
They would wear all black like Antifa likes to do, right?
I mean, we've seen...
Yeah.
That's exactly what happened.
I said when they were going in there live on the show, this doesn't look like Trump supporters.
They got earpieces.
They're covering their faces like a ninja.
They're letting them in.
They are single file line.
Come on in to the Capitol.
Yeah.
I mean, I called it that day, and you called it.
We said, this don't even look right.
We were screaming, don't go in there, man.
Please don't go in.
They're tricking you guys.
Absolutely, because this is what they wanted to do.
That one guy from Black Lives Matter that went in there, and he's a combination of Black Lives Matter and Antifa was one of the first ones in.
He's the one that took the picture of Ashley Babbitt getting killed and went in there, and it's on film.
And we did it.
We did it to a CNN reporter.
Right.
Yeah, we did it.
We did it.
Like, yeah, we did it.
We fooled them, and we're in here now.
They let that guy off.
He was one of the first—he should be in prison in solitary confinement, too.
But nope.
They gave him no bail and let him walk, and nobody's heard from him again.
Not even—and they paid him.
Remember, they paid him for his coverage.
$53,000.
That's right.
They paid him.
$53,000 for the coverage.
Okay, now see, here's the whole thing.
This is what the FBI is doing.
They actually offered a million dollars, too, to go ahead and act like the dossier was real.
They offered a million dollars.
They're using our taxpayer money to basically portray something that is not real.
To lie to the American people.
This country has no chance.
None.
This country has no chance to ever get our law and order right.
This country has no chance to ever have an equal justice again, as long as that snake right there is anywhere near Washington, D.C. Oh my gosh, it is so true.
Christopher Wray, as long as he's there, he is going to be the worst.
I mean, just by me saying this, he could just put some on my computer, frame me, and send me to jail.
He's that kind of person.
I'm telling you.
Oh, absolutely.
We've seen it.
He's a scumbag to the highest order, a weasel snake in the grass.
Well, and that's what they did.
I mean, remember the whole Cheryl Atkinson on the FBI? They put child porn on her husband's computer.
This guy right here, with him in charge, The FBI took one of the most famous reporters in the United States and she wasn't saying what they wanted to say so they planted child porn on her husband's.
That's the FBI. I've got the clip.
Check it out.
Sometimes it takes far too long to be able to clear those matters up.
May I say one little reported facet of my case is one of the federal agents involved in one of the operations against me Said that they intended to plant child porn in my husband's computer.
This is the FBI. There's been a case that's currently in litigation, unrelated, in which an FBI agent has testified that they did that.
They have done that.
It was not accomplished in my case.
I guess the curtain was drawn on that facet of the operation prior to them doing it.
But imagine how you ever get out of that.
They knew we had a young daughter at home.
You don't.
Allegedly conspired to do that.
My gosh.
Kid, God, these people, man, I swear.
My goodness.
Think about what happened when you woke up tomorrow and a cat turd arrested for child porn and I didn't do it.
Right.
And I knew I didn't do it.
Half the people that believed in me would instantly just think I was a scumbag even though I didn't do it.
That's what they try to do to her husband and they're doing to other people.
Don't recover from something like that.
Man, these people are snakes.
We have no chance as a country as long as that guy, that scumbag right there, that liar, treasonous traitor is anywhere near Washington.
Hopefully we can get him out.
I mean, he's going to stay in there the next two years because you don't think Biden's ever going to fire him, do you?
Of course not.
We have no chance as a country as long as that treasonous traitor right there is the head of the FBI. No chance as a country for equal justice or to be the actual United States.
It's going to be a banana republic as long as that guy is the head of the FBI. Well, and it's not only that.
You've got corporate America also that are playing into all of this.
I mean, look at this.
They're all getting paid.
You want to talk about quid pro quo?
This is it.
I mean, here it is going viral.
Former NSC staffer exposes how corporations end up getting what they want from the federal government.
Hello!
It's just a cash and carry situation here.
So you've got Joshua and NSC staffer, Joshua Steinman, who posted a thread on Twitter explaining how corporations run the federal government.
He explained in five steps how corporations gain their power and influence.
And remember, this works to benefit them, right?
When this whole go woke, go broke situation because they started weighing into these conversations.
They change for Pride Month to rainbows all of a sudden.
They're playing into this whole thing.
They're also infiltrating the schools because all of a sudden somebody sees a purple M&M, right?
A child does and says, oh, I want to be purple.
Okay, so let's give them a sex change.
I mean, you don't know where this goes or what kind of influence this has.
On the American people.
The sky's the limit.
So basically, the five steps are build the door, hire the doorman outside game, create revolving door, and moving chess pieces on the board.
So he goes into this whole entire thread, pick out a few key think tanks, and start running regular programs there.
You want Brookings Lunch and Learn On?
Pick your topic here.
The Lunch and Learn should cover issues similar to those facing your company.
Not direct.
Don't make it too obvious.
Use attendee list to build a Rolodex of folks.
Your government affairs personnel will make regular point-to-point contact with IRL. These programs will grow.
The think tank presidents will ask you to endow programs, chairs, etc.
When you get to have a say in who gets those jobs, all of a sudden you've built yourself a small pipeline from the hill to a think tank.
That's one door.
Second, hire a doorman.
Now that you're running regular GA engagement in DC, time to hire a hotshot senior committee staffer to run your GA shop.
Normally, these are head of policy title roles and their job is to keep tabs on what's happening in DC for you.
Be mindful of who you're hiring.
Party control of Congress is important, as is who controls the executive branch.
But pros balance DNR. Usually, your top candidates will have Hill experience and executive experience relevant to your company's area.
Your head of GA should be doing things like Hiring the right lobbyists, tracking both AUTH bills and APROP bills, keeping tabs on all major policy debates inside the executive branch, and responding to NPRMs, etc.
They should be leveraging their Rolodex to do this.
This is just a bought-and-sold program.
Third, you have an outside game.
You built the door, hired a doorman, and now you need to create the illusion.
That means running press ops.
A good comms leader or contractor should be able to start getting you quoted in stories driving news cycles.
They should have a plan.
This is PR 101.
Use your think tank effort to drive content.
Work with their press team to write your events.
Send those to content-starved journalists who are looking to basically copy and paste their stories.
Throw in a few juicy quotes and boom!
You've got it.
So then you've got everything else.
I mean, this guy goes on and on and on about the inner workings of D.C. politics with corporations.
You wonder why they have the power that they have.
This is it, right here.
This is the notes.
The whole place is a cesspool.
The whole place is.
It's a sewer beyond a sewer beyond a sewer.
It's just...
I mean, it really, really is.
Here you've got the fourth one.
Time to upgrade your earlier door to one that revolves.
Now that you've got the programs at Think Tanks, you should have expanded to academia as well, creating more of an echo chamber.
In your GA program, you can start to cultivate senior policymakers.
This can be done on the cheap as well as having your GA staff write a DC blog in the policy adjacent space.
takes less than 10 hours a month to put out one to two quality high quality articles this should be part of their job thought leadership it's cheap and effective as you grow your GA staff you should start living a double life working for you but also running the party circuit in DC this is k street by the way When I lived in D.C., that's all it was on K Street.
All the steakhouses and everything else, you would walk into a restaurant there.
There they were all gathered.
It didn't matter what side of the fence that they were on.
They were all there saying hello, patting each other on the back because didn't we do just a fabulous job?
And they're being compensated for it.
The old reach around was happening.
Exactly.
The old reach around was happening a thousand times.
Exactly.
This is awful.
I mean, it really is.
But here you go.
I think people are getting sick of it.
They're starting to call this stuff out.
They know there's something wrong with all of this.
Which brings us to what's happening with the whole Bitcoin and FTX scandal.
This is hot!
Hot, hot.
The way this whole thing moves, oh my gosh, you want to talk about money.
There are over a million people that are owned money from this whole scam by FTX, cryptocurrency.
And it's not cryptocurrency that's the problem.
It's the fools that are behind this whole thing.
This operation is It needs to be completely investigated.
Those that were in on it need to be investigated as well.
Tens of billions of U.S. dollars were transferred to Ukraine and then using FTX cryptocurrency, the funds were laundered back to Democrats in the U.S. You want to talk about hot and busted and broke?
I mean, you can't even make this stuff up.
So did you ever wonder, and this is a great article, and it really goes over everything that happened with the whole business, but did you ever wonder where all the billions of dollars were going in Ukraine?
Cat Turd, you and I have been talking about that here on the show non-stop.
Non-stop.
Every single time that they were laundering money over in Ukraine, you and I would just scream about it.
It just happened constantly.
So I don't even know how the whole thing started, but here you go.
Did you ever wonder where all those billions of dollars were going in Ukraine?
Did you ever wonder why anyone was trusting the elites in U.S. politics like the Bidens with billions in funds going to Ukraine?
Well, today it turns out that these were excellent questions.
All right, we lost Cat Turd for a minute.
He's coming back in here.
I knew he was going to hop in somewhere.
Hey, you!
Did you push another button again?
I didn't push anything that time.
I was just sitting here dabbing my jaw and it just went dead.
I knew you were going to want to hop in on this conversation.
That's why I looked because this whole thing with the FTX ties in beautifully to it.
I mean, we've got a whole bunch of scam artists running this country and money laundering right in front of the American people's eyes.
They...
Let me tell you something.
They sit up there and divide up $4.5 trillion a year amongst their friends.
You know how much money that is?
Oh my gosh.
And that's what it is.
It all just goes to their buddies and their college buddies and their donors and the business roundtable.
And they're sitting up there in this big circle, just spreading this money around.
Why do you think they have to destroy Trump?
Why do you think they have to try to put him in jail?
Because he's the only outsider that's ever even been elected in the United States history.
It wasn't a general or army person, military person, or a politician.
That's exactly it, too.
They had to get rid of him.
He'd go in there and he learned all their secrets and learned that there's just a big circle jerk up there.
So that's why they're trying to destroy him.
That's why I always support Trump, because no matter how rough he is, no matter what he says, he sacrificed a lot.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, sure.
This is why, too, because he's going to blow the whistle on the entire scam.
And it's not about him.
It's about anybody in the future.
If you come up here and try to share the $4.5 trillion that we spread among our friends, Democrats, sometimes Republicans, and you want the power of the world, If you come up here from the outside, we're going to destroy you.
We're going to put everybody that you know in jail, which they have, Roger Stone, through everything.
We're going to put everybody in your team under investigation.
We're going to pick judges that will shut you up.
We're going to put everybody in jail you know.
We're going to destroy you.
We're going to take your money.
We're coming after your family.
If you ever, ever try to run for president and take control of our big honeypot up here in D.C. again, that's exactly what it's about.
It's not about him.
It's about a future him.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
This is outrageous.
But this is why they're after him.
This is why they cannot afford for President Trump to be president of this country again.
This is why they have zeroed in on the midterm elections.
This is why they are doing everything that they have been doing.
He's announcing tonight too.
I know it.
It was like 6 o'clock and 7, 8, now it's 9.
I'm like, oh man.
Past your bedtime.
You're way past my bedtime.
I was going to try to stay up for it, but now you added another hour?
I'm like, oh, come on.
That's the way it goes with you.
Oh, my gosh.
I was invited, by the way.
Oh, yeah?
How wonderful.
Yesterday, I got a text that said, hey, this is blah, blah, blah from the team.
But I can't.
I can't just leave.
I got too many animals.
There's nobody on a moment's notice.
I know it.
I know it.
I have to have a...
Well, and we still need a cat turd suit.
It was really nice to be invited.
I think it is.
I think it really is.
With that cat turd suit, that's a huge deal.
We've got to get you on the catwalk.
Truly.
You've got to start joining.
The cat turd suit.
You mentioned a lot that would be...
Plus, I'd be a furry like Beto, wouldn't I? You would be fabulous.
Oh my gosh, we could wrench you out.
I don't know if I could be a furry.
Oh my gosh, we could wrench you out for birthday parties and prevent spas and everything else.
The problem with the catsuits, they can put anybody in there and say, it's me, and then they'll open the cat head and go, it's me, and I'm like, that's not me.
That ain't me at all!
Oh my gosh, I think it's a wonderful idea.
I really do.
I'm all over that one.
I thought Kash Patel hit it right on the mark.
Who would you call to say, hey, I want a cat suit with a cat turned glasses that looks like this, that fits a 6'1 guy?
We could find it.
We could absolutely get somebody on that, I can guarantee you.
I live in Hollywood.
I can find somebody out here.
There's probably four people walking by the cat suit today.
As long as we get the glasses right, then I'm okay with it.
Glasses have got to be huge.
Right.
But I'm serious.
They can't be no little chumpy glasses.
This is a full-blown side project.
I mean, you could rake in millions.
It would be something.
The funniest thing would be to get two catsuits, one bigger than the other, and tell everybody you're going to reveal who you really are.
So you go out there in a catsuit and you're like, hi everybody, I'm going to reveal it.
And you take your head off and it's just another cat underneath there.
That's the real me!
Exactly!
There's a lot of ways this whole thing could go.
That's for sure.
Oh my gosh.
Really, really great stuff.
Well, Kevin P, I think Kevin Patriot has donated to the show.
I wanted to give a little shout out to that.
Salty Maga Matt has also given to the show.
We appreciate you so much and all of the donations that we're getting.
If I missed you, I will definitely hit you tomorrow.
I will definitely do that.
But I wanted just to give a quick shout out from yesterday because I guess I did miss a few people.
laughing at the sky redheaded eagle 2 proudly deplorable 2 vloggo gordonier maris 4 sue 5577 head of broccoli and burrito boy and sea hips I just wanted to thank you all for that When I'm looking at all these screens, it's hard for me to look at that, and so I miss you, and I don't do it intentionally.
It's just so...
Anyway, we look at this afterwards, and then after we look at it again, then we call it out the next day.
That's how it's going to have to run.
Because I just can't do it all.
But this is a huge story and I don't feel like anybody's going to do anything to investigate it.
I'm so disappointed in our leadership because guess what?
They all profited.
Even McConnell profited from this whole scam.
He did.
They all did.
That guy.
I know.
I'm so tired of these same old people.
I just don't understand the mindset.
Of your 82 years old, and you just won't give up your power.
You cannot just say, okay, I did this.
It's somebody else's turn.
I mean, at some point, you have to, like, I'm taking a spot for some young star.
You know, it's 35, 38 years old.
So, you know, I need to give my spot up because that's the natural progression of things.
But they don't.
They don't.
They're greedy.
They just can't do it.
They're all making money.
How long has he been up there?
40 years?
I mean, my God.
You got grandkids, great-grandkids.
You got all these beautiful properties.
Go out and enjoy them.
Here's an idea.
Go get some worms.
Get a hook and a rod.
Go catch some brim.
Just do something.
Sit on the dock.
Relax.
Take your grandkids fishing.
I mean, they just don't have it in them, dude.
They're going to hold on to that DC power, and it's addictive.
It's more addictive than crack for Hunter.
Oh, it's really bad.
You think I'm kidding, but listen, Dirty Mitch was in on the take.
McConnell received $2.5 million from Crypto Laundromat, FTX for his Senate Leadership Fund.
I kid you not.
Look at this.
You wonder why they're out there over there in Ukraine shaking hands, posing for photos, getting us into a war with Russia?
I mean, nuclear war is on the table here thanks to these bozo clowns.
And that dumb nerd, he was like a...
And I drive an $18 car.
And I'm like, let me tell you something.
If you're rich and you won't even spend no money, I wouldn't trust somebody like that.
Right.
I give it all to charity.
When it sounds too good to be true, it always is.
Oh my gosh, and that's exactly what it is.
Salty Magamat, thank you.
Yeah, that guy's going to spend some time in prison.
Right.
And he absolutely should.
He's going to nerd prison.
He's trying to evade it, though.
I mean, no, he's like flying.
He's trying to get out of, you know, out of the country to flee.
Yeah, he is.
He's there.
Yeah.
He's still going to end up in nerd prison because he screwed too many big time people out of me.
You're going to nerd prison.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
You're going to federal nerd prison.
Oh my gosh.
But if you think it's only happening on one side, you're wrong.
They're all in this together.
They all need to be investigated.
Every single one of them.
The whole thing, just from top to bottom, you just need to take a waterhole.
It's just a sewer and just blow it out.
Look at this.
I mean, you've got all the documents here.
OpenSecrets.org, Senate Leadership Fund, $2.5 million, the outside group FTX.US profile, OpenSecrets.org.
It's absolutely outrageous.
They need to just step down, honestly.
Mitch McConnell has been in there way too long, and it is time for new leadership.
We're not going to have a country left.
We're not going to have a party left.
We're not going to have anything left.
Is anybody else sick of seeing?
It's been my whole life.
Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Mitch McConnell.
I'm so tired of seeing these damn people.
My God, it's just like, step down.
Now Nancy's saying, I'm not going anywhere.
I'm going to stay in Congress.
Yeah.
Gosh.
Isn't that ridiculous?
She just don't want to go home.
You see that NBC reporter?
Oh, yes.
You see that NBC reporter that actually reported the truth and was getting it from the inside cops and said, yeah, it was more like a...
Yeah, he answered the door and then he...
I mean, he just told the truth.
They fired him.
Fired him.
Right there on the spot.
Yes, they did.
Oh, ma'am, all big boobs.
I can see her now.
You're going to fire that guy for telling the truth?
Oh.
Or I'm coming down on you.
Well, this is exactly what they're threatening journalists with, too.
Let's face it.
I mean, this is part of the same playbook.
Real quick while I have these up here.
SpencerDog9576, thank you so much.
And SaltyMagamatt, thank you as well.
NBC has suspended course.
They have suspended the correspondent after the network was forced to retract exclusive report on how Nancy Piclosi has been.
Paul, 82, calmly opened door to cops and then walked towards hammer intruder who blundered him.
Okay.
So now you have Miguel Almaguer, a 45, a correspondent with NBC News.
That's what they're saying.
I believe this reporting now more than ever, by the way, on Paul Piglosi's attack.
He compiled a report suggesting Nancy Piclosi's husband was not in any danger when the police arrived at the couple's San Francisco home.
He also went on to state how Piclosi walked back towards his attacker because he knew him.
Remember the 911 call?
He knew him.
He knew his name.
He knew his name and he's a friend, but I don't know.
You better be fired this guy.
He didn't know him just because he said he did and knew his name in the 911 call itself doesn't mean anything.
That's right.
God, we are living in the most backward ass clown world I've ever seen in my life.
It is so true.
And you know that this man is pleaded not guilty too.
He's also pleaded not guilty.
Let's see if the cameras go off.
I mean, I really, I mean, I hate to laugh at the idea of Epstein because it's very real.
People are Epsteined all the time by the left.
But yes, this is very clear in present danger here.
Because what happens when those cameras go off, much like our votes, it's the same kind of concept.
they disappear, right?
Or they end up on the other side of the lawn with a tag on their toe.
All right.
So a federal grand jury indicted David DePap, and he is 42 years old, last week on charges of assault and attempted kidnapping.
He is accused of breaking into the Piglosi San Francisco mansion and carrying out the attack with a hammer.
DePap allegedly wanted to restrain him so he could take a nap as he waited for Nancy Piglosi to arrive home.
Well, they've just shut this guy off completely.
I mean, they absolutely, this NBC correspondent, let this be a lesson to other journalists, right, in the future.
That if you report the truth and the facts, that you will lose your job.
You will be suspended from reporting the truth.
Or reporting what they don't want you to.
Paul Pelosi has the hardest head in the known universe, by the way.
Because, yeah, he got hammer attacked.
Viciously beat on the head with a hammer and was out of the hospital in five days.
Now he's back to normal.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, I'm telling you.
Come on.
Getting hit in the hammer in the head is usually death.
One hit, you're dead.
You don't recover from stuff like that.
You've got people out there.
Think of a hammer and think of somebody swinging it and hitting you in the damn head.
That's right.
I mean, and then having surgery as a result.
Which, I don't believe anything they say.
I don't either.
If they say he has surgery, I believe he's not in surgery.
If they had told me he didn't have surgery, I'd believe he was in surgery.
Absolutely the opposite.
I believe anything these people say, I believe the opposite.
And that's why, you know...
I can be right a lot because I just do the opposite.
Exactly.
If he does surgery, he didn't do surgery.
He was in Massachusetts.
He's probably in California.
This is cat turd, the fortune turd.
This is cat turd Yomamoto talking.
Yamamoto.
So, yeah, so just whatever they say, and you just do the opposite.
Oh, my gosh.
Because they're ridiculous, you know.
Men can have babies.
Oh, okay, buddy.
Oh, boy.
He's like, why do we even have to address these lunatics?
Because they're not sane.
It's like, men can have babies.
Okay, cuckoo pops.
Go over there, have you some fruit loops.
Well, it's true.
And the fact that you have got Biden over there, he doesn't even know where he is.
Well, here's the deal.
He goes all the way, halfway across the world, right?
And here he is.
He can't even...
He takes a pass on the final festivities at the G20 Summit.
Unexplained pass.
I'm sorry.
That's not adding up to much.
Oh yeah, he's either just he can't do it because he don't have any stamina.
He shit his pants again like he did to the Pope.
You know, whatever.
They gotta go plug in his batteries or he needs another shot.
You see the IV scars in his hands he has and bruises.
I mean, he's constantly getting pumped into something.
Or he's got COVID for the fourth time in five weeks after five shots.
Think about that though.
I mean, you fly halfway around the world.
And just not to show up, not to go to the final dinner.
I mean, come on, that's the representation we have?
You're telling us that there were over 80 million votes for this clown that cannot even show up at events that has to use a card to call out names of reporters?
This clown, basement dummy, hair sniffer, he went over there all the way across the world, dressed up like a Bond villain, walked five steps, could barely even walk, went in there, mumbled a few things, couldn't read his cards, took no questions, and then skipped the rest of the day.
What are we paying for?
I know.
I mean, come on.
It's just crazy.
I mean, God.
He didn't do nothing.
He dressed up like a Bond villain, walked in with Blackface Hitler from Canada, walked in with Blackface Hitler, walked in there, did nothing, sat at a table, almost fell asleep for 20 minutes, got up in front of the podium, ruffled through, said, I can't read these cards.
I'll read these cards.
Any questions?
No, I'm not taking any questions.
And then, okay, the big dinner at night, I didn't show.
My God, this is embarrassing.
I mean, he can't.
It projects us as weak as hell.
I can't have trouble reading this.
Reuters, the tangent about both.
Okay, this is what we have.
We are the laughing stock of the world.
Because they know too.
Don't think we're the only ones that know what has happened to our elections here.
Don't forget.
The rest of the world is sitting there watching and they're watching us be hijacked by morons like this.
And they're expecting for us to just...
Well, we're not being quiet about it, but if you say anything about it, whoop, you're gone.
You're off social media.
You're not allowed to participate in that conversation.
This has been an ongoing thing.
They were able to get away with it in 2020, and now they've carried it on, and who is going to stop them now if they're allowed to do this kind of thing?
Play that one more time.
You want that one again?
Watch this.
this this is your president um uh i can't have a child reading this reuters uh natanja both oh please no and then here he is then here he is this is part of the same thing i'm happy to take questions from four questioners I'm happy to take questions and I'm told there are four questioners.
But I'm not going to do 10 questions from each questioner.
All right?
Let's make that clear at the outset here.
Oh, because he can't.
He can't even get full words out.
He's so mumbling.
I thought this questioner, it looks like he's going to fall asleep any second.
Oh my gosh, he doesn't even know what he's doing though.
He ain't got it.
This is so the ridiculous clown world we live in.
I'm going to tell you something, everybody better buckle down because all these band-aids they put to make the gas prices go down, stealing from the strategical reserves and all these other things they did to try to get them through the midterms are all about to collapse and it's all going to go to hell.
And when the summer prices and gas hits next summer, I'm telling you, there's no telling what it's going to be.
It's so true.
And this is the problem.
Because you know what?
As soon as we take the house, if we do, I'm hoping that, I haven't seen it announced yet that we have.
We're still waiting on that.
They know they're going to win the house, but they're going to keep going for days because they want it to be not big news when it happens.
Right.
Right.
Or act like that's what we're supposed to do now.
Right?
Get comfortable because whenever we have an election of this magnitude and this size, then we all need to wait until their desired results are achieved.
I think not.
We have election day for a reason.
It's not an election month.
It's not election year.
It is election day.
If they can't figure it out, then we need something completely different like we used to do.
Show up with your ballot and you turn it in with an ID and you present who you are and then it's counted or not.
You have a certain amount of time to do this and they have a certain amount of time to count it and then that's it.
It's over.
It's a joke.
It's just a big joke.
Oh, I just hate this for our country.
I really do.
This is unacceptable.
Anything the Democrats touch.
All they do is stage stuff, cheat, lie, and steal.
That's all they ever do, and that's all they ever will do.
I mean, and who's to say that we've got people that are going to change it back to where it should be instead of allowing all of this to go on?
We don't.
They are quite happy with this arrangement.
It appears.
And if you don't fix it, then nothing's going to change.
Nothing is going to change in 2024.
Nothing.
It's the same thing.
It's like Groundhog's Day all over again.
We just keep reliving it.
And then we get upset and we know what's happening.
But knowing it and doing something about it are two completely different things.
Eek!
Oh, our time is up.
We're all going to hell in a headbasket.
There's no hope in sight.
See y'all more.
Oh, no.
Everybody wants an update on smiles and freedom of speech 777.
Thank you so much for the donation as well.
When I catch them, I can call it out.
You still can barely walk, but I got a vet appointment at 930 in the morning.
Good.
I'm going to see the same doctor again.
I know I'm sure they're going to make a determination to at least operate on that big tumor grow on his leg and see if that even does anything.
I don't know.
We won't know if it's malignant or whatever.
I mean, it's so big now.
It's just gotten huge.
Oh my gosh.
I am so, so sorry.
But he's not crying, is he?
No.
Whatever he has is in his legs.
The only reason I think his other legs is not working good is because he's putting so much pressure on that leg and he's old.
Now that leg don't work good.
So now both his back legs just don't work.
Can't really put any pressure on them.
So besides that, though, he's eating good.
He's barking.
He's just sitting there barking.
And he's not acting weird, not acting sick at all, like cancer or anything.
It's just his legs.
Okay.
We'll figure it out and do the best I can.
That's all I can do.
I know.
Everybody is pulling for him, and I know this has gotten you real upset.
I mean, your animals are just the world, and they're the world to all of us, too.
I've gotten so many people that have reached out, and they've got all kinds of ideas as far as painkillers and remedies and different things.
Well, I've already...
Look, there's...
I don't think there's a...
This happened eight or nine months ago.
It started happening, and I know everybody said, oh, these CBG and B or whatever it is.
And all these, every natural thing to take, everything you could possibly take for joint relief.
I mean, there is nothing.
I mean, literally thousands of dollars worth of supplements.
And he's just, you know, the last time I took him, they wanted to put him on these pain pill anti-inflammatories because the other things wouldn't work anymore.
And, like, put him on them for a month.
And he did get better for a while.
And then he just seemed to, just the last few days, it just hit him hard.
So now, if that didn't work, the next deal's the surgery.
So that's what I'm going in to get an appointment for tomorrow.
They won't do it tomorrow, but I'll...
Sure, it's going to happen within a week.
We'll know where we are, though.
That's the good news, is that you'll get somebody that tells you what you need to do.
You know, vets got it way worse than doctors.
Because you can go into a doctor and say, I'm hurting right here.
I don't feel good.
I'm sick.
I'm throwing up.
Dogs and cats can't talk.
I mean, you're talking about a hard job.
Because, you know, if he could just say, man, it's hurting right here when I walk and when I touch this and it's hurting, I'm pointing at it right here, then it could be fixed pretty easy.
But, you know, it's just all guessing with a dog and a cat.
They got hard jobs in vets.
Oh, they definitely do.
And cats hide it.
Like, that's the whole thing.
Yeah, they're tough.
Oh, they're so tough.
And even when they're at their very, very end, they hide from you so that they're out of sight.
They won't even show you what they're going through.
Oh, it's horrible.
Oh, Cat, just know that you have everybody's prayers and our heart is in it 100% because that is just a horrible thing to have to go through.
And I'm sure your other animals, are they reacting to it?
Yeah, well, Pedro mainly.
Really?
Yeah, the young dogs.
They're all running around.
I've got Wiggles and Monkey really acclimated to Petey and Sweetie now.
Good.
I put Pedro up with smiles because he wants to be with him.
And they run around and play and wrestle now together really well.
Oh, good.
Good.
I just got to deal with this.
It's always something.
Well, we will have an update definitely tomorrow.
And I just wanted to thank a couple other people that I found here.
Freedom of Speech, 777, Lenny13, Fiona is my bitch.
Thank you so much for donating to the show.
And we've enjoyed it so much.
And honestly, Kat, please keep everybody posted as soon as you hear something because everybody, like I said, is really upset about this whole thing.
Anyway, everyone.
All right.
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