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Midterms 2022 - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 11/8/2022 - Ep. 206

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	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Hello, hello, hello.
	Today is Tuesday, November 8th, 2022, episode number 206.
	Please remember to like, share, subscribe, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live.
	You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
	Hey there, Cat.
	How are ya?
	Hey, hey, hey.
	We're doing it.
	Yes, we are.
	Only four hours and 59 seconds left.
	This was your idea.
	Let me remind everyone.
	This was your doing.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's right.
	I'm ready for it.
	Let's go.
	I am, too.
	We're kicking our asses, too, like I said, remember?
	My goodness, you certainly did.
	I had you do that yesterday.
	Three or four months ago, we had Marjorie Taylor Greene on.
	She said, well, the party's telling me now we're only going to pick up 15 seats.
	I said, don't listen to them.
	We're going to win big everywhere.
	We are, too.
	And they're trying to cheat, too, like hell.
	Arizona and Pennsylvania, that's where they're...
	I can always tell where they're going to...
	They're going to lose the House, so they're trying to squeeze the Senate in.
	This ain't about as Carrie Lake much about her as it is The senator.
	So they're trying to keep the Senate.
	And we know where their play is now.
	We know where their little cheat is.
	It's Arizona and Pennsylvania.
	They're going to try to get that brain-dead Fetterman goofball in there.
	And they're going to try to pull Mark Kelly across the line in Arizona with shenanigans.
	Oh boy.
	It never ends with the Dems, does it?
	It's really true.
	If you were to look at Florida, for example, you want to talk about a surge like nothing anyone has ever seen.
	Honestly, if they weren't up to anything that was, like we're saying, sinister...
	Then every single state, I believe, truly, would look like what's happening across Florida.
	Florida is just killing it right now.
	It's real easy.
	They get everything in.
	The mail-in's real early.
	They get in early voting.
	They count them.
	They're counted.
	So when the actual election day comes in, those are already counted.
	Right.
	They'll be announcing a winner, I'd say, and you know how they like to drag it out, but I'd say it's going to be over in a few hours because I think we might win every county in Florida, all 60 or 70 around me there are.
	I honestly think you're on your way to doing just that.
	I mean, these are incredible numbers.
	I mean, here you are.
	You've got in Florida.
	Wow.
	Yeah, but the ones that Scott Presser has listened, that's Democrat stronghold.
	Right.
	I mean, they usually win those things by 700,000.
	Exactly.
	And they're losing every county.
	And I don't know if people know this about Florida, but Florida's in two time zones.
	So everything in South Florida, which is traditionally the Democrats, they have to have this huge lead by 500,000 because everything from around a little bit west of Tallahassee And the panhandle, which, you know, that's just like lower Alabama is like 90% Republican votes.
	My gosh.
	I mean, I'm just looking at some of these numbers.
	When that drops, it's going to be just bam.
	And that'll drop an hour after they close the other ones because they're in a different time zone.
	Well, the nation is absolutely speaking out right now.
	I'll tell you what.
	I mean, look at this.
	Huge.
	Republicans boost advantage to nearly 10,000 in traditionally Democrat Miami-Dade County, Florida ballots cast.
	Winning in Miami is like New York City going Republican.
	Or LA going Republican or San Francisco going Republican.
	I mean, we're whooping their asses.
	Well, and the thing is, they are.
	I mean, look at Zeldin in New York.
	That's another race.
	You look at the vote totals coming in that they're showing Republican versus Democrat.
	In Arizona, you're talking about a wipeout.
	That's why they're stopping everything.
	They're trying every little trick.
	Let me tell you something.
	They were under a microscope as the most rotten county in America already, and it comes to Election Day, and 20% of their machines don't work in different places.
	Like, oh, and you know what they're saying now?
	We apologize.
	It's working now.
	They just did that to try to get everybody to get out of line.
	That's exactly why they did it.
	And President Trump is coming out, and so is Carrie Lake, saying, stay in line, do not move.
	Yeah, that's what they're trying to do.
	That's right.
	And you know what they come out with?
	They said that the ballots weren't printing dark enough because, you know, I guess they didn't have nothing.
	They had a toner problem after two years.
	The whole world's watching it.
	We got a toner problem.
	We didn't put no toner in it, Bob.
	Oh, boy.
	Good God.
	Okay, breaking news.
	Here it comes.
	You got it.
	Got it.
	All right.
	South Carolina Senator Tim Scott, Republican, has been called already as one re-election.
	Fabu.
	There we go.
	A beer in an election.
	A beer in an election.
	I haven't started drinking yet, by the way, so I'm going to try to pace myself here.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	So we've got the clap.
	The clap is on.
	Yes, I do live in LA, you know, very well.
	You probably just got it walking down the road.
	They'd probably throw and clap at you from like 100 feet away from Tent City.
	So you're pacing yourself, huh?
	I've been a nervous wreck all day.
	I've been a nervous wreck since you came up with this idea.
	You know, last night, I mean, you know what?
	I'm a new fan.
	I absolutely think John Rich is awesome because I had never really listened to his music before.
	And I did last night because I was downloading all of these.
	And wow, what a talented guy.
	Really good.
	Yeah, I love John Rich.
	He's a nice guy.
	I talked to him on the...
	Phoned the other night for a long time, and just the nicest guy.
	Got permission from him, of course, that we're going to play all John Rich music.
	Absolutely.
	And we're going to try to have a good time here tonight.
	We are.
	This is our night to shine.
	Despite them cheating bastards.
	Oh, boy.
	That's exactly right.
	Just keep staying in line.
	Don't let them take your power.
	That's exactly right.
	Let me tell you something.
	Look what's happened in Florida.
	For your state, Arizona, to get somebody like her who's going to secure the border and you don't have to worry about elections anymore.
	You're not going to get locked down.
	Your children ain't going to be seeing blowjob, reading blowjob books when they're five years old.
	How-to books.
	Yeah, how to do a blowjob when they're six years old.
	All that's going to end.
	So, and prosperity and everything you can do like Freedom Florida is in Texas right now.
	So all you got to do is it's well worth it to sit in line if you expected to do it for an hour, to do it for five hours.
	It's worth every bit of them hours for the next four years, believe me.
	Definitely.
	Do not lose your place.
	And you know what's really interesting?
	It's pouring rain here in LA. I don't think it rained in LA. It doesn't.
	Like two weeks out of every single month.
	I mean, it's two weeks out of every single year accumulated, is what I would say, when we have rain in the last two days.
	It was a little spotty yesterday.
	Today it is actually pouring.
	And so, you know, we're watching a really big race here, the mayor's race, and I think it'll be a really nice sign for Caruso because they're not just going to be able just to round people off the streets.
	No one is on the street.
	Everybody is hiding inside at this point.
	You know, Californians cannot handle the rain.
	Not at all.
	If it rains here, everybody goes inside.
	They stop driving.
	They stop doing everything because the roads get really slick and there's tons of accidents.
	No one knows how to drive in it.
	It's a real mess here.
	So it may end up working in Caruso's favor, and I hope it does.
	Absolutely hope it does.
	But we've got a lot of people here.
	You know, when you're being watched and you have the most crooked county in the country and everybody's got their eye on you, it's good to run out of toner.
	What happened?
	We ran out of toner.
	We didn't check the ink to see if there was enough in the printers.
	I mean, if you don't think...
	Okay, so you had a toner problem and...
	20% of your machines in different locations?
	Give me a break.
	Yes.
	Pull my finger.
	Yeah.
	Pull my finger.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Well, it is it is definitely all started and we were all expecting it to happen.
	Meanwhile, you got Katie Hobbs up there who is running the election.
	I mean, what in the world?
	Despite everyone saying, hey, you know what?
	I mean, bipartisanly, they were saying, hey, she should not be in charge of the elections when she's actually running for governor.
	Who has a problem with that?
	Pretty much everyone.
	Yeah.
	I mean, of course people know exactly what's going to happen here with something like that.
	It's ridiculous.
	The Democrats aren't even trying to hide it anymore.
	Breaking.
	Oh!
	I got a bunch of them, folks, and they're all good.
	Excellent.
	All right, here's two big ones, folks.
	Kentucky Rand Paul wins re-election.
	Oh, yeah.
	Drink a beer, everybody.
	Yeah.
	And here's the one we all wanted.
	Marjorie Taylor Greene wins re-election already.
	Fabulous!
	Yeah, she kicked that butt.
	We told you.
	I bet it's 30 points, too.
	I don't have the...
	Oh, at least.
	I'm sure.
	I mean, it's such a landslide, and they know it, too.
	But here it is.
	I mean, Katie Hobbs.
	This is going to be big.
	She didn't recuse herself from election duties in Arizona despite bipartisan calls.
	Now we see why.
	It's a complete and total disaster.
	Remember, this is a lady that would not debate anyone, right?
	She would hide in the elevators.
	She can't.
	She sounds like a six-year-old girl.
	Bathrooms.
	Hey, everybody.
	I'm Katie Hobbs.
	Could you vote for me?
	I'm scared shitless to debate.
	That's a bad attitude, Kat.
	It's really sad.
	She reminds me of Dr.
	Fraud.
	Remember the doctor that accused Kavanaugh and all that nonsense?
	They're like, they could be sisters.
	I swear they could.
	So here you go.
	I want to really quickly, it looks like we've gotten a ton of donations, and I want to start before I get really far behind.
	Sin Luwu, thank you very much.
	Mother of Pearl, Cat Turd Rocks, Renee McCurry, Spencer Dogs.
	We have, let's see, Cattle Dogs for Trump.
	We have Gale JL. Then we have Ohio Hairball.
	I love these names.
	Lindy Cat.
	Oh yeah, I like that one.
	Wow, hairball.
	Army Girl, 1776.
	We have Tippy, 23228.
	It sounds like a telethon now.
	It does.
	It is.
	It's kind of funny, isn't it?
	And we've got a donation coming in.
	This will pay for your swordfish dinner tonight here.
	Oh, yeah, man.
	Yeah, and your cocktails.
	I'm on vacation.
	I know.
	I'm on Panama City Beach in a really nice pimp house, condo, and I'm so happy to do that.
	Drink me a little booze.
	I need a break.
	I know you do.
	You've needed one for quite some time.
	I'm so glad you're there.
	I really am.
	And I'm glad that you're staying there the whole week.
	You'll feel like a whole different person.
	Well, you know, I'll be going back and forth because I've got to do some business at the house.
	I know.
	I got somebody.
	I got people staying at the house in case anybody gets any bad ideas and they're way meaner than I am.
	As long as hip chart doesn't show up.
	These guys don't play.
	The last time you went away, you know, you had a puppy that ended up pregnant.
	Oh, yeah.
	I know.
	I don't think that can happen yet with puppies.
	Let's hope not.
	I've already tried to get them fixed, and they're like, you've got to wait six months.
	They're only five months old.
	As soon as it's six months to the day.
	Try to change the birth date or something.
	We've already been through this before.
	Oh my gosh.
	All right.
	So then we have onomatopoeia.
	Okay.
	These names are just fantastic.
	A. Leonis.
	All right.
	Then we have Sandy Sheehan.
	Then we have Tanny P. I'm really glad I'm not drinking.
	That would be a real problem.
	Mary Ken, USA Strong.
	And then we have Maris, 4.
	All right.
	And we have Sue, 5577.
	And Whirly88.
	You all are awesome.
	Thank you, thank you, thank you.
	This is going to be a great time.
	Oh, the pedophile basement dummy caught a lid at 11 o'clock today.
	It's traditional.
	After every midterm, the president, win or lose, comes out.
	Even Obama came out and said we were select, remember?
	Of course.
	Of course.
	No, he can't face this.
	This is an absolute...
	Reflection on his failure in the residency.
	But same thing all the way around.
	You've got Democrats here that really couldn't even run a small business.
	This is how ridiculous they are.
	You've got Democrat Katie Hobbs has been called on by many Republicans in Arizona to recuse herself from election oversight in her own election for months now.
	But she has refused to do so.
	So you're wondering why things are out of control.
	She knew this was going to be a complete wipeout.
	And so here you go.
	She had the power of it.
	Carrie Lake called on Katie Hobbs to recuse herself from the 2022 election duties over one year ago following the stolen 2020 presidential election.
	More recently, some Democrats even joined in on the calls for Hobbs to recuse herself, but Hobbs refused to step down from election administration as Secretary of State.
	Now we know why.
	Apparently, they have been reporting on the incompetence experienced this morning when the polls opened and voters could not cast their votes correctly.
	This is similar to the issue seen in Maricopa County primary elections.
	They had three months to figure this out, but they didn't.
	Remember, all this happened in Arizona.
	We've already lived the whole Arizona thing already.
	I'm telling you, it's Pennsylvania where they're getting all these judges to order.
	They keep counting until the 14th.
	They're not trying to get your vote.
	They're trying to run out and get judges to cheat the vote, and they're trying to cheat.
	There's paper running out in Pennsylvania, and they can't get their ink toner right there.
	They think they can get them two races right there.
	They can hold the Senate at least 50-50.
	That's what they think.
	And remember, in Georgia, Hershel Walker is going to win tonight, but if you don't get 50%, then him and Warnock will have another runoff, December the 6th.
	Good Lord.
	Oh, jeez.
	Are you kidding?
	Okay, right now, 2% showing in the Florida governor, and Rhonda Santas is up 60 to 38.
	Wow.
	He's going to wallop that burnt-looking raisin, ostrich-leg, masculine moron.
	We're just getting started, too.
	We've got hashtag HAG13. Thank you very much.
	Sin Lu Wu is here.
	And then here we go.
	They're all celebrating already.
	D. DeNovelis.
	Thank you.
	It's a new name for me.
	I swear, I think some people are going to start making accounts with really crazy names to pronounce so that they can donate and they can watch me suffer.
	Listen to this.
	What you got?
	In-person Election Day voting in Clark County, Nevada, and that's the one they always, you know, the liberals always get.
	Right now, the totals are Republicans 38,000, Democrats 21,000.
	Whoa.
	This is a wallet, folks.
	I mean, it could turn, something could happen, but I'm telling you, I'm seeing some crazy shit the last few hours.
	I've been going, what the hell?
	It has been something, like, non-stop.
	And this is the thing.
	They knew that the American people were going to speak, and not only were we going to speak, but loudly.
	You see all kinds of people moving over to the Republican Party, the minority groups and everybody else.
	This is doom for the Democrats.
	No question.
	Gloom and gloom.
	Yes, it is.
	Oh my gosh.
	So we're just going to keep going through all this stuff in the process.
	But they were ready.
	They were ready to take this any way they possibly could.
	These are harder to cheat in.
	They're putting all their carbs.
	Yeah.
	Look, have you heard any problems anywhere but one after another in New Jersey?
	But, you know, New Jersey, I doubt it's going to go there.
	It's all about Arizona and Pennsylvania.
	That's where they're putting their cheating cards.
	They are just completely worried about losing those seats.
	Absolutely.
	It will make all the difference in the world.
	I'm telling you, from what I'm seeing, the numbers in Arizona coming in, I mean, it is a wallop right now.
	It is a total, just complete destruction.
	So we'll see.
	We will see.
	Every legal vote will be tabulated.
	Broadly speaking, the county recorder is responsible for voter registration and early voting.
	The Board of Supervisors is responsible for emergency voting, Election Day operations, and tabulations, he added.
	The full statement was retweeted by Maricopa County Board of Supervisors Chairman Bill Gates.
	Remember, we had problems with that cat in 2020.
	I remember his name well.
	I remember thinking, wow!
	Two Gates.
	Two Bill Gates.
	They're both equally.
	Yeah.
	Bill Gates.
	If your name's Bill and Gates, you suck.
	Hey, listen to this.
	CNN's John King just now.
	Stay off social media, people.
	If you're trying to figure out there are real issues with voting, trust your local officials and trust us here at CNN. Oh, please.
	I don't think so.
	You know, your local officials, CNN, stay off social media.
	It's because we're telling the truth and we're calling it out.
	Well, that's exactly right.
	But here's the deal.
	I mean, I don't understand when all of a sudden this became something that was acceptable to the American people to allow them to draw out elections for days on end.
	No, you have one vote.
	You vote that day.
	It's counted that day and you're done.
	There's no wiggle room.
	If you can't make it to vote, then that's your problem.
	But you don't just get to continue to vote, and they don't just get to continue to count.
	That's not how this works here in this country.
	This looks like a banana republic, especially over there in Arizona.
	My gosh.
	So he goes off.
	Here's his little letter here.
	Let's see what he has to say, because, you know, these statements are normally written by attorneys.
	And he says, November 8, 2022, I am very sorry for any voter who has been frustrated or inconvenienced today in Maricopa County.
	Every legal vote will be tabulated, I promise.
	I don't believe you.
	Yeah, your promise is for you.
	So much to me.
	Thank you, Blockhead.
	State statute has long governed the Division of Labor in Arizona Election Administration.
	Broadly speaking, the county recorder is responsible for voter registration and early voting.
	The Board of Supervisors is responsible for emergency voting election day operations and tabulation.
	Since becoming recorder in 2021, I have worked hard to improve voter registration and early voting while also supporting the Board's administration of election day operations and tabulation, as well as bolstering communications about elections holistically.
	I will continue to do that today and through the conclusion of this election, and I will continue to assist voters in any way I can.
	The Board of Supervisors has now identified the problem and has begun fixing affected voting locations.
	Now that we've spent four hours trying to get people just to turn around and it ain't worth it because they've got to sit for hours, that's what their plan was.
	It wasn't broke.
	You think they, oh, we just happened in 20% of all of our machines we forgot to put toner in?
	Come on.
	Give me a break.
	That's worse than the water pot main that didn't exist in Georgia.
	Well, that's what I was going to say.
	I was like, it sounds a lot like the water main issue that we're still talking about to this day.
	Yeah.
	Because it's an impossibility.
	This is your only job.
	I mean, come on, guys.
	This is your only job.
	This is all you have to do today.
	Now they're saying that they didn't have the right printer settings for the toner.
	Now that people are making fun of the no toner.
	What a joke.
	I just saw that.
	I'm like, good lord.
	Oh, it's true.
	So here you go.
	The Board of Supervisors is also advising all affected voters to do one of the following.
	Oh, let's see what they suggest.
	One, place the ballot in door three.
	This secure ballot box is retrieved by bipartisan workers at the end of the evening and brought to our central tabulators.
	This is the same methodology used for early voting and is the same methodology used on Election Day by most counties, including Pima County and Yavapai County.
	Two, go to a different voting location.
	There are 223 voting locations and the significant majority...
	Yeah, just drive another three hours out and buy a cactus and vote there in Arizona.
	Don't step on a rattlesnake.
	Get out of line, right?
	Get out of line and go aimlessly driving around town until you can find another location, right?
	And then stand in line again and hope that you make it on time.
	I'm sorry.
	There's no excuse for something like this.
	Hey, listen to this.
	No, go for it.
	Things are happening.
	I've got to announce this.
	Of course you do.
	So, in 2016, we're talking about Miami-Dade.
	I was telling you how ridiculous it is that we're winning that and how much of a landslide this is going to be in Florida.
	In the 2016 presidential election, Hillary won at 64% to 34% in that county.
	And they've got millions.
	So, that's a million votes.
	You know, 800,000 vote lead.
	Wow.
	Now, with 58% reporting in Miami-Dade, Rubio is winning 53-46.
	Wow.
	Hillary Clinton won it 64-34 against Trump.
	My goodness, hasn't that changed significantly?
	That's what I was trying to tell you.
	If you don't live in Florida, I'm telling you, if you woke up tomorrow and you live in New York and the Republicans won New York City, that's how much I'm stunned right now.
	That's how ridiculous this is.
	They're not winning anywhere.
	People like...
	Scott Prester was putting out four counties, and everybody's like, well, they're winning, but not a lot.
	And I said, you don't get it.
	That's the Democrats' stronghold counties.
	He's trying to make a point.
	Right.
	That's where Democrats usually win by 30 points, and we're winning.
	Boy.
	Well, this is going to be a clean-out.
	We know it, too.
	But they strategically are working on those two areas that you're talking about, and there is a reason, because then they will control the whole board.
	This is what worries us all.
	Audible gaffs from MSNBC panel when they first saw the early returns from Miami-Dade County.
	Somebody just...
	I'm so ready for my first beer.
	Once we take our first little break, I'm popping a Peroni.
	This is your time to really shine, Kat.
	Because you know what?
	We've been talking about this non-stop.
	We've been working on this non-stop.
	And I really do feel like everybody's voice has started to catch on.
	People are starting to listen to one another.
	Like I said, it didn't hurt us that we created new platforms, right?
	I mean, so you have social media platforms where people are going to have conversations where they can actually debate issues.
	Come up with solutions, get the word out on things.
	They had done everything that they possibly could do to make sure that you weren't able to have your voice heard at all with the opposition or people that were neutral or anyway.
	So this is a really good thing for us.
	Like I said, we are the party of builders.
	We get busy.
	The middle class gets really busy, and if they don't have it, they will build it.
	We're turning the wrenches in this country while they're sipping on gin and juice laid back with their mind on their money and the money on their mind.
	Well, we're taking the money back.
	We're taking the power back.
	Don't make me break out some Snoop Dogg tonight.
	Oh, no.
	I don't know where this is.
	This night is going to lead us, but it's definitely going to be fun.
	Thank you, Dog with a Torch.
	Let's see who else.
	We've got Marth Vader.
	Thank you, my dear.
	And then we have Oki Deplorable.
	And we have La Juve.
	And we have Mother of Pearl.
	Yeah.
	Okay, I'm going to retweet this.
	MSBMC having a live calf come out of his butt on live TV when he sees the Miami Dave.
	He's like, oh, moo!
	Oh, boy.
	He hit the ground.
	Oh, and here it is.
	An audible gasp.
	Oh, certainly.
	Here we go, everyone.
	Cat Turd is driving the show today, by the way.
	We just got, I'm totally just got Miami-Dade.
	This is a big one in Florida.
	Let's take a look at, okay, this, we got the, yeah, so let's put this in some perspective.
	Miami-Dade County has two and three-quarter million people.
	In 2016, this was a democratic county by 30 points.
	Hillary Clinton won this county by 30 points.
	Miami-Dade is 70 percent Hispanic.
	It began shifting to the Republicans in 2020.
	Donald Trump only lost it by seven.
	And look at this.
	In the mail-in and early vote, which again tends to be more Democratic-friendly, Marco Rubio, the Republican, is outright leading in Miami-Dade County by seven points under Val Deming's Democratic challenger.
	They're going to build that wall.
	I told you.
	I told you.
	They popped up for a second.
	Is that it?
	Oh, this is going to be a way to try to reset.
	Oh, mad cows up there.
	Now, why would they think she was a good idea for that station?
	After all the lies she's told...
	Over and over and over again.
	Just like Peter Pan.
	Oh boy.
	I just, you know, something is really wrong with that woman.
	The fact they still have her up there is really kind of comical at this point.
	I mean, anybody that listened to her for four years, really?
	You still have her up there.
	She was effective?
	How?
	You didn't get your Russia, Russia, Russia, did you?
	No.
	Audible gas.
	They're like, wow.
	Think about that.
	If there's three million people there and you win by 30%, I mean, you have no chance in the state breaking even there.
	The state's over right there.
	I told you we was going to beat their asses in Florida and it wasn't going to be pretty.
	It's not going to be pretty at all.
	This is really something.
	Oh my gosh, I'm loving every single minute of it.
	Well, they deserve it.
	They have been absolutely horrible.
	I think it's so funny that they packed up and went home this morning.
	They're not going to decide Pennsylvania and you're not going to hear anything from Arizona and Pennsylvania by Friday to next week.
	And it sucks because here's...
	You know how the difference in population of Florida and Arizona is and Florida can do it?
	Gosh.
	Come on.
	This is huge.
	I'm gonna Google it.
	I'm just gonna Google it for the LA. What's the population?
	We're gonna have a lot of these moments today.
	I'm gonna Google Live.
	Yes, Google Live.
	See, you're gonna be taking a lot of my work away from me now that you're all set up today.
	This is Fantasimo.
	I'm really like...
	Well, it's a normal show.
	This is happening fast.
	Okay.
	Seven million, basically, and change.
	Arizona.
	Okay, it's going to take them 18,000 days to do it.
	Let's see what Florida is.
	Man, that DeSantis is a hell of a governor.
	Yes, I want him to stay here.
	And no, I don't want him to run for president.
	I just want him here, here, here, here, here forever.
	Oh my gosh, this is the thing.
	I'm just glad we have options.
	22 million.
	Wow.
	7 million to 22 million.
	So basically three times the population here.
	And I'm telling you, everything in Florida is going to be called within the next hour or two.
	And they're going to be hem-hawing and lawsuit and everything else there.
	And we've got to get her in there, Carrie Lakes.
	And she'll take care of this crap, just like he took care of ours.
	Mm-hmm.
	We had Broward County, which they're losing now.
	They are losing, and they're losing it in a big way.
	We could win every county in Florida.
	I think you probably will.
	I really do.
	I see it.
	I think there might be two we lose, but man...
	Yeah, Charlie Crisp right now.
	Panhandle, you still have time to make it to the polls.
	Be in line by seven.
	Crispy Crisp is burnt.
	You don't want to tell the Panhandle.
	They call it the Redneck Riviera in Lower Alabama.
	You don't want to get them to the polls, brother.
	Definitely not.
	Oh, this is going to be great.
	This is really getting good.
	So voting machines break in 20% of polling stations and battleground Arizona's biggest county as election-denying GOP candidate Carrie Lake says.
	They may be trying to slow a red tsunami, but it's coming!
	You know the...
	That's the Daily Mail.
	What's his name?
	Sink.
	What is it from the...
	What is that show?
	That real crazy leftist show?
	TM... Think of the name of it.
	The Turks.
	The Young Turks.
	Oh, okay.
	He's throwing a fit right now.
	The guy from the Young Turks.
	It's S-E-N-K. I think it's Sink.
	But he says, we're off the air right now because the power just went out in L.A. as it does all the time.
	But it's on where you are.
	Eric, whoever's name is, the worst mayor of all time.
	He hasn't bothered to do his job in years.
	The Democrats running in LA are the most incompetent people on the planet.
	He's turning on his old party already, and it's not even 8 o'clock.
	It's not even 8 o'clock.
	You know what?
	It's raining, but I'm telling you something.
	In LA, when it rains, people really go completely nutty.
	They don't even know what to do with themselves.
	So, yeah.
	I mean, I have power.
	I got around today.
	I went to work today.
	I did all of my stuff.
	And then still was able to vote and came here and now we're doing a five-hour show.
	But a lot of people in LA, as soon as it starts to rain, you don't see them at all.
	They just go into their homes and they do not go on the roads and that's it.
	They closed shop.
	You want to take a quick John Rich break?
	I'm gonna pop a beer.
	Of course!
	Of course we can!
	Alright, so let me get over here.
	I've got all these different songs.
	I thought we would start out...
	Let me see here.
	You're the DJ. Yes, I'll be the DJ. This is gonna be a good show.
	Like I said, I'm...
	And I'll be right back, folks.
	I'm now a huge...
	I'm drinking a brewski.
	Celebrating.
	Oh my goodness, we're gonna watch this night move on.
	Alright, here we go.
	This one is Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.
	Why not?
	Dum-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
	Dum-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
	Well, I walk into the room, I walk into the room, passing out hundred-dollar bills.
	And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill.
	And I fire the bar a double round of crowning.
	And everybody's getting down in this town.
	Ain't never gonna be the same.
	Cause I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city.
	I make a lot of noise cause the girls, they are so pretty.
	Riding up and down Broadway on my own stud.
	But Leroy and the girls say, Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
	Everybody says, Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
	Well, I don't give a dang about nothing.
	I'm singing and bling-bling while the girls are drinking.
	Long neck's down, and I wouldn't trade on Leroy or my Chevrolet for your Escalade or your freak parade.
	I'm the only John Wayne left in this town.
	And I saddle up my horse, and I ride into the city.
	I make a lot of noise, cause the girls, they are so pretty.
	Riding up and down Broadway, on my old stud Leroy.
	And the girls say, save a horse, ride a cowboy.
	Everybody says, same a horse, round a cowboy Well, I'm a thoroughbred, I'm a thoroughbred, that's what she said
	In the back of my truck bed as I was getting buzzed Going suds out on some backcountry roads We were flying high, fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time, and I was going just about as far as she'd let me go.
	But her evaluation of my cowboy reputation had me begging for salvation all night long.
	So I took her out gigging frongs, introduced her to my old bird dog, and sang her every Willie Nelson song I can think of, and we made love.
	Then I saddle up my horse, and I ride him through the same day.
	I make a lot of noise, cause the girls, they are so pretty.
	Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy.
	And the girls say, save a horse, ride a cowboy.
	Everybody says, save a horse, ride a cowboy.
	What, what?
	Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
	Everybody says, save a horse, ride a cowboy.
	All right.
	New fan.
	Absolute new fan.
	I'm back.
	I still face good.
	I would say pace yourself, but why?
	Honestly, why?
	Beard is proof that God loves us.
	I'll say, okay, with 55% of Florida reporting, Ron DeSantis is leading by around nine points.
	The results from the Red Counties hadn't even came in yet.
	The big panhandle.
	It looks like he's going to win over 12 points to me, the way it's coming in.
	Oh my goodness.
	Alright, so here you go with Marjorie Taylor Greene, who we love over here on our show.
	We've had her as a guest on here several times.
	Three or four times.
	She rocks.
	I love her.
	I'll get her on soon again.
	I'd love to have her back on.
	Yeah.
	She's just great.
	Ohio Governor Mike DeWine wins re-election.
	I didn't like him.
	But I think he's a Republican though, isn't he?
	I don't care if I remember.
	Yeah, we'll have to look him up.
	He's a chump-a-humpian.
	I want to thank a couple of people real quick.
	Jaybird Thoughts and let's see here.
	Leelana3 and then we have AdelpaddedDSF and C. Hibbs.
	Familiar name there.
	Swamp Lizard Hunting Squad.
	And there was somebody else in yellow I had up there for a while and then as soon as I clicked on it, it went away.
	I apologize.
	I'm sorry if I missed you.
	I will continue to look.
	And if I miss you today, I will definitely go back and give you credit tomorrow.
	So, we'll just have to review the video.
	But this is awesome.
	We knew it was going to happen.
	I mean, come on.
	Who's going to vote for these people?
	Seriously?
	Who votes for these evil bastards?
	I don't understand it.
	Man, they're just...
	I know.
	What are you voting for?
	Higher gas prices?
	You're voting for your family to get more taxed?
	High crime.
	Inflation.
	Recession.
	High crime.
	Open borders.
	Sounds good.
	I told...
	Remember when everybody panicked?
	I said this on the show the other day.
	Everybody panicked when Roe versus Wade and I said, it's a winning issue for us.
	Yes, you did.
	I'm telling you, it's 50-50 at the least and a winning issue for us.
	Run on it.
	We don't kill babies at nine months.
	No, we do not.
	I mean, if anybody out there would see a picture of what they do to kill a baby 10 minutes before it's born, which is what Democrats want to do, there's nothing you see on TV in any horror movie or slasher film ever that would describe what they're doing.
	Oh, it's horrible.
	And don't for one second believe that the babies don't feel it and suffer because they do.
	This is the most ridiculous.
	Sure they do.
	It's the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life.
	You know what, I can't even...
	Who votes for these clowns?
	I can't believe they get one vote.
	I can't imagine.
	They're monsters is what they are.
	I mean, if you've ever seen the photographs, or if you've ever watched one of the videos about what actually happens, you see it is an absolute massacre.
	And remember, for the longest time, they were saying that they weren't using baby parts for all of these other things.
	They are.
	But here's the deal.
	It's sicker than that.
	It's more sinister than that.
	They have a pregnant lady that comes into their clinic and they basically don't give them any other options.
	What you got over there?
	I can't.
	Salazar, that Maria Salazar.
	Right.
	The Republican defeats Democrat Annette Taddeo in Florida's 27th congressional district race.
	Holy crap.
	We're going to win all the congressional races down South Florida, which we always lose.
	Oh yeah, we're going to win a lot.
	I mean, seriously, I think Florida is speaking for the rest of the country without the cheating in it.
	That's how I see it.
	This is a big one.
	Man, I'm going to try to announce this.
	If it seems like I cut you off sometimes, it's because I'm going to.
	No, no, you go ahead.
	No, that's what you're supposed to do.
	Yeah.
	No, don't you watch us, people.
	You watch CNN. Oh, yeah.
	And you trust the government.
	And Fox.
	Let them go ahead and...
	CNN literally just said, do not go online.
	Do not go on Twitter.
	Do not go on social media.
	You trust the government, Joe Biden's government, and good old CNN for tonight's real results.
	Give me a break.
	Talking about opposite world.
	This is an interesting one over here.
	Alright, so this is Tom Bevin.
	He says, The Senate is a true toss-up.
	BS. All the closest races are DEMS seats except Pennsylvania.
	And where are DEMS going to win to get to 54 after Pennsylvania?
	Ohio, where Ryan is losing by 8.
	North Carolina, where Beasley is losing by 6.
	Okay, Wisconsin, where Barnes is losing by 3.5.
	So this is interesting.
	This is going to be...
	This is going to be huge.
	They're responding to a G. Elliott Morris who says, Our final midterms update.
	A Republican ripple is more likely than a red wave.
	Republicans will probably flip the house, but with a much smaller gain than the fundamentals suggest.
	The Senate is a true toss-up.
	D's could win up to 54 seats.
	R's 55.
	Who said that?
	This is a blue check.
	Oh, you're going to have to tell us what you learned about blue checks today, too, in the meantime.
	Oh, so, you know, I thought it was a brilliant idea that he had for $8, because I think, I mean, everybody was going to do it, and you got 350 million people, and let's say 50 million do it.
	At $8 a month, 50, add it up.
	It's brilliant.
	Yeah, it's a great plan.
	You're totally in it.
	But now he changes it today suddenly that if you pay the $8 blue check, you get a blue check mark, but the ones that are official blue check marks get a blue check mark and an official sign.
	So now you have two verifications for an official verifications, and so you're really...
	Why do it?
	It's dumb!
	Why would you do it when you're still not going to be verified?
	I mean, here you go.
	So you've got an official.
	He just cost himself $500 million in one stupid decision.
	They do need me to run that place.
	You come up with a great idea.
	You sold everybody.
	There's a saying as a salesman, once you sell something, you don't buy it back.
	Once you sell something, shut up and take their money.
	You know what I mean?
	Because all you can do at that point is buy it back.
	And he just bought it back.
	He sold it.
	Everybody was on it.
	Everybody's having fun with it.
	And he just bought it back.
	And it's over now.
	Dumb.
	Unbelievable.
	I mean, this is the whole thing.
	Okay, so here's what a Twitter blue looks like, right?
	It's traditional.
	But now, here you've got an official.
	You're an official.
	So you have to have two checks.
	Snob.
	I should put official snob in there.
	Yeah.
	So you have to have an official, which is see-through official, though.
	It has to say that there.
	The blue checks were crying to him.
	We're not important anymore.
	Oh my gosh.
	My God.
	Rubio is up nine points in suburban Duval County.
	It's going to be a wipeout.
	I mean, they're never going to recover from any of this.
	This Florida is just...
	Florida is the country right now.
	That's what it is.
	Florida is the country.
	I mean...
	They're panicking.
	Listen to Clara McCaskill right now on MSNBC. MAGA has been trained not to use a drop box.
	They're out there right now with guns and camo.
	They've been trained to not use the metal and not use drop boxes.
	Good God.
	It's never the merit.
	You know, they lose their name call.
	Oh, that's how they do things, though.
	I mean, this is really great.
	So I think this is so obvious.
	All right, so here you go.
	You've got Elon Musk.
	He seemingly confirms Twitter employees' solid verification badges behind the scenes, just as you were saying.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yep.
	And this is exactly it.
	$15,000.
	Twitter employees were selling verification for upwards of $15,000 for certain accounts.
	Since they've already called the Mike DeWine-O in Ohio as the governor, as the Republican, he'll carry everybody with him, so that doofus is going to lose, it looks like.
	Yeah.
	The guy tried to shoot a gun the other day and had the stance of a, I don't know, of a chicken on crack.
	My God, say you've never fired a weapon without saying you've never fired a weapon.
	Oh, wow.
	Yes, he has definitely just won his re-election for his second term.
	So go ahead and put this up over here.
	There you have it.
	Re-elected to second term.
	We haven't called one Democrat yet.
	Let's keep it that way.
	Let's keep it that way.
	None of them deserve it.
	They'll know something's over and they'll milk it for three more hours.
	So you'll tune in.
	Right.
	And then they won't.
	You trust us.
	No.
	You're trying for ratings.
	We're just trying to get the results of the damn thing.
	And a lot of times now you can just pull it up online.
	That's what I've been trying to do to see what was happening.
	Well, this is really good stuff.
	It's going to be really telling towards the end here because I believe that the nation is still speaking.
	And I don't think they...
	They planned, of course, to...
	We're kicking y'all's ass.
	But not what the turnout is going to be.
	I mean, this is huge.
	Thank you, Ms.
	Hobbit.
	Carrie Lake told her report today, I'm going to do two terms.
	I'm going to be your worst freaking nightmare for eight years, and we will reform the media as well.
	We are going to make you guys and journalists again.
	So get ready.
	It's going to be a fun eight years.
	Oh, isn't she wonderful?
	Oh my gosh.
	I just love it.
	I love the way she addresses things that nobody else will address.
	She comes out swinging.
	She does not hold back.
	The woman is absolutely fabulous.
	I mean, she will be president one day.
	And that's the glass ceiling I want to see break.
	And let that be a lesson.
	Marjorie Taylor Greene, I don't know what she's going to win by.
	I'm sure it's going to be 30 points, though, just like we predicted.
	But if you go out there and you do what you say you're going to do, like she does, she goes out there, she says they're cheating in the election.
	She says, I'm going to impeach Biden.
	She calls them all scammers.
	She's loud.
	She does everything she promises, and she does it.
	And who's the first election call tonight for the Republicans?
	That's right.
	Ain't no wishy-washy ass, oh, I want the media to love me Republicans getting called right now.
	Who's getting called right now?
	The hardcore conservatives.
	That's exactly right.
	The ones that are engaged and are listening to their constituents, which is what they're supposed to do.
	We don't work for them.
	They work for us.
	We're the ones that put them in those positions.
	And when they get in them, they need to start going after it.
	What we asked for was What they campaigned on.
	Somehow between where they live and the areas in which they represent, once they make it to D.C., all of a sudden that becomes a little cloudy.
	Not with the American First candidates, though.
	I truly believe that they are going to be a voice of the people for, you know, forever.
	This is what they are.
	We killed them in the primaries.
	We killed Mitch McCall in the primaries.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's who it was.
	That's right.
	Well, they were losing.
	They were throwing millions.
	So 63% reporting now.
	Rhonda Santas is up 12 points.
	Almost 700,000 votes already.
	I'm telling you, they're red counties that are so bright red, you've got to wear sunglasses or you'll go blind.
	Yeah.
	They haven't dropped yet.
	They haven't even stopped.
	They've got 12 more minutes to even end the polls.
	Oh, this is fantastic.
	This is going to be something like nothing we've ever seen before.
	We'd love to go to other states, but there's so many states that...
	They're not going, you know, Pennsylvania and Arizona, they'll be going this time next week.
	Well, here's the deal.
	Okay, so you want to talk about elections having consequences and how things matter, especially like with the governor, right, of Florida.
	Your governor, DeSantis, is absolutely awesome.
	He cleans up his voter rolls.
	He knows how it's supposed to go.
	Well, he's probably going to go, his state is going to be the state that they don't call last anymore, right?
	Remember how they would call him Florida last?
	They would hold on even when they knew that he won.
	And other Republicans won and they refused to call them.
	Well, now all of a sudden, because he's done such a stellar job, those races are going to be called towards the front at the beginning.
	Amazing, isn't it?
	Pelosi's heading to Egypt in the morning, she just announced.
	Did you get mummified?
	She's like, man, my weird ass husband's playing hide the hammer.
	He gets drunk, gets a DUI, can't even walk, don't know who's in his car.
	Three weeks later, he's playing hide the hammer.
	Oh no.
	Under the mistletoe, early for Christmas.
	Oh gosh.
	And now I'm going to lose the speakership.
	Yep, I'm going to eat.
	She's going to eat.
	Where can I go as far away?
	I'm going to the desert.
	Preserve herself, right?
	I mean, that's for preservation, I guess.
	I don't know.
	The woman is really spooky.
	Hobbit, I want to thank you so much for donating to the show.
	But not only that, for doing those amazing videos for us on the election night videos and all the other videos she does for the show.
	It's just amazing.
	Thank you so much for that.
	And then also Sandy525, thank you for your donation.
	PK941, thank you for your donation.
	D.L. Potter 4, thank you so much.
	And Swamp Lizard Hunting Squad, again.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	DeSantis is going to win by 15 points, folks.
	That's unheard of in a governor's race.
	Wow.
	If he's 12 up now and there's 60% reporting, and I'm telling you, when I go to Poland and Florida, remember the state-run elections, and what he's done in four years is a miracle.
	He got rid of all that cheating in Broward County.
	He's got an own task force that just deals with arresting these people that are cheating.
	He's arresting people that vote by us.
	He's going in their homes in handcuffs.
	He's cleaned out the voter rolls.
	You can't cheat here no more.
	And that's what's happening.
	Not only is it a good governor, but you can't cheat.
	You take a great governor like him and you can't cheat, it's over.
	So, man, I mean, that Charlie Crisp, he needs to go back under the tanning bed for another five hours today, crisp himself up a little bit.
	Crispy crisp.
	Good Lord, and chicken legs.
	Oh my gosh.
	Is that your legs or you're riding an ostrich?
	I knew this was going to be so much fun for you.
	I'm so glad too because no one deserves it more.
	I'm just glad that you decided to get up there, have and treat yourself.
	So you were at the early bird special.
	You had swordfish and you were with, what, the Blue Hairs?
	What were you doing today?
	I had to do it.
	You were the young man in the room, huh?
	I was, yeah.
	The stud muffin.
	You know, when you go to the early bird's bed, I'm like, I know this.
	Go right when they open.
	And I'm like, man, I'm just another old dude in here with all the early bird people.
	Oh my god.
	Man, this shit's cheap.
	And then I couldn't drink yet.
	And they're like, yeah, we've got $2 of this and $3 of this and happy hour of this and two for one.
	I'm going, damn.
	No wonder all these old people go early and eat half-frizzed drinks.
	They're smarter.
	They're older.
	They got smarter.
	Absolutely.
	Oh my gosh.
	I'm sold on there.
	And I'm the youngest guy there.
	Yes.
	Hey, hey.
	No competition.
	A single male comes into an establishment.
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, fantastic.
	So no wonder you're in such a good mood.
	Besides the fact that we're just going to win this whole thing.
	And it's going to be something they can't even cheat on.
	I love it.
	I really do.
	Well, it looks like I'm getting some all kinds of emergency alerts now on my phone.
	As you all know, it is raining here in LA, which never really happens.
	It's an emergency.
	So here's my emergency alert on my phone.
	National Weather Service, a flash flood warning is in effect for this area until 4.45 p.m.
	Pacific Time.
	This is a dangerous and life-threatening situation.
	Alright, do not attempt to travel unless you are fleeing an area subject to flooding or under an evacuation order.
	I'll be your weather girl, too.
	Keep you posted on LA Weather.
	We normally don't have any.
	We don't have weather here.
	It's always beautiful.
	Let's hope it washes all the human shit and heroin.
	And urine off the street.
	Down in the gutter.
	Oh my gosh.
	Exactly.
	People won't be able to keep their marijuana cigarettes lit walking down the street.
	That's all it smells like.
	You had a great word that you came up with for the urine marijuana smell.
	Pissawana.
	Pissawana.
	That's what it smells like in every city.
	Smells like Pissawana in every city.
	Precisely.
	That's where we are.
	Yep.
	Lovely, lovely, lovely LA. Oh my gosh.
	They had the first GOP win ever in Guam in 32 years.
	That was a big win.
	I saw that.
	I saw that.
	Guam.
	That's really good stuff.
	I know.
	Guantanamo Bay is where we're going to need to start putting some of these criminals.
	Open it up.
	Let's see what Whoopi has to say about it on Twitter.
	Whoopi, she's gone!
	Whoopi!
	Never mind.
	She's out of here.
	Can you believe we've almost done an hour already?
	Yeah, because this is how it always goes with you.
	Whenever you and I get on here, it just flies.
	Always.
	It's the way it always goes.
	Oh man, this is an absolute bloodbath.
	I love it.
	Now, in Pennsylvania, a judge just ordered polls to stay up until 10pm because voting machines literally ran out of paper.
	How does that happen?
	Yeah.
	Who's in charge of the paper?
	We do this once every two years.
	Oh, that's OZ. Zed, come here.
	How much paper you got?
	I think I got 30 pieces back there.
	And then, you know...
	Good God, in a magazine we can throw in there.
	God, these people are ignorant.
	Oh, they are.
	They are.
	Oh my gosh, we've got so many people here that are our friends.
	Thank you so much for coming out and listening to us tonight.
	This is really awesome.
	Please remember, if you've not subscribed to our channels, please do.
	That helps us out tremendously.
	It really does.
	And give us a thumbs up and share the video.
	Go ahead and let all your friends know that you're out here hanging out with the cat turd.
	The cat turd.
	Not one of the imitations cat turds.
	Fake turds.
	There are plenty of fake turds out there.
	And let them know where you are.
	It's bad not being a cat turd, but being a fake cat turd, my God.
	Exactly.
	Is there any...
	Let me go...
	Let me see.
	The New York Times has a pretty good election result count thing.
	I'll go through the thank yous.
	Renee McCurry, thank you so much.
	Swamp, Lizard, Hunting Squad.
	And he says, Jules, time to move to Florida.
	No kidding.
	I'm serious.
	Proudly deplorable, too.
	We've waited a long time for this night.
	Happy to spend it here.
	Thank you, proudly deplorable.
	So far, they've only called five house races according to the New York Times right now.
	I don't like the New York Times.
	They do have a good election night little thing you can look at.
	So far, five Republicans and zero Dems have been called.
	So, long way to 435 or whatever it is.
	It is, but we're going to have fun here.
	I mean, this is the deal.
	I would much rather spend it with you all than just sitting there watching and trolling Twitter and especially fake news, lamestream media.
	They're so upset that you have got a lot of independent channels like ours that are having election shows because they know that it's drawing from their audience and that we don't trust them anymore.
	And we don't.
	Who would watch Fox News, seriously, after what they did to Arizona?
	Nope.
	Who in the hell is going to watch that crap?
	And plus, they're going to know that...
	You know who they got on there?
	You're not going to believe it.
	I heard on Twitter.
	Carl Rove.
	Hmm.
	Good God.
	Wow.
	Hated among Magna people.
	Exactly.
	Oh, my God.
	That's their problem.
	It's like, move on.
	Rotate.
	Roll.
	Progress.
	All right.
	LHarris153, say no to Beto.
	Oh, definitely so.
	Pelosi just said she sees a way that the Dems can hold onto the house.
	Oh, does she now?
	As she's flying to Egypt.
	Was that in her plane that she said this?
	Oh my gosh.
	Somebody hit the $2 billion down there near you.
	L.A. County.
	It wasn't me.
	I wish it was.
	Everybody's like, man, how lucky is that person that won that?
	They'll be dead in five days, folks.
	Oh, boy.
	They won't be able to handle it.
	They'll be dead.
	I mean, that is so much money, honestly.
	What a deal.
	What an exciting thing, though.
	I bought tickets, and everybody I know bought tickets.
	My office had pools, of course, of people buying tickets.
	I don't know.
	I've definitely contributed to that person's win.
	We'll put my money in there.
	Maurice Ford, thank you so much.
	She says, thank you, Jules and Cat Turd, for doing this.
	Oh, we wouldn't be anywhere else.
	This is fun for us.
	This is our Super Bowl.
	Just in from CBS News.
	Yeah?
	They have determined now that the House of Representatives now is leaning Republican.
	Oh, are they starting to come clean with the whole deal, huh?
	After weeks and weeks of all of those polls.
	Sure.
	Sure.
	You know what, those fools.
	You were saying a long time ago, we even named, I think, a show, Don't Trust the Polls, right?
	Because you shouldn't.
	They're all slanted.
	Look at what they did in 2016.
	My parents were totally convinced that President Trump did not have a chance at all.
	Oh my God, check this troll out.
	That was nuts.
	So Elon Musk, you know where all the liberals are going to that new...
	What is it called?
	Tribal?
	Oh, yeah.
	Tribal.
	So Elon Musk goes underneath it and says, Tribal is awesome.
	Awesome.
	I totally don't own it yet.
	Not yet.
	Oh my God, he's so trolling them.
	Oh, everyone.
	It's going to be fun.
	Noel Kearns, Indiana Salt Is Re, the votes red wave.
	All right.
	And then we have...
	Alright.
	Piltdown Man 3.
	My favorite show down to earth.
	No Bull Chef.
	That's right.
	The only chef we have in my county is Adam.
	I had to look at his awful name on my ballot today.
	Here's another one in Florida.
	We're winning everything in Florida, folks.
	Anna Paulina Luna just flipped a seat.
	Fabulous!
	Yay!
	We're winning everything here.
	Oh, wonderful.
	I'm just going to break it down to you, Democrats.
	We whooping y'all's ass right up around your ears in Florida.
	Oh, my God.
	Hobbit did that for us.
	She's so great.
	I've got all of her videos here.
	Oh my gosh, it's fabulous.
	This is a good thing for us.
	For DeSantis to be up, usually if it's a close race and the Panhandle hadn't dropped yet, which is going to be dropping right now.
	So when it drops...
	If they're not 200,000 or 300,000 up, it's over for the Democrats.
	And DeSantis is up like 800,000 votes, and he's going to win by a million votes, people.
	For a governor race, you know how big that is?
	Good God.
	Oh, it's going to be big.
	This is huge, especially Florida, though.
	I mean, Florida's going to tell a story all in and of itself, which I think is great.
	And this is why people have been fleeing these Democrat-run cities.
	I mean, there you go.
	These people are leaving these areas because they are controlled so badly.
	It's all about inflation.
	Maggie Jim just did the up me watching the thing and got a beer in my hand now.
	laughter Magus Jim is awesome.
	Oh my gosh.
	Hold on a minute.
	So many memers.
	You know what?
	We're tweeting live here, folks.
	Yes, we are.
	Stay off social media.
	Everybody quit our show and go to CNN if you want the real truth.
	If you want the truth, go there.
	You won't be having nearly as much fun.
	Oh, look at you, Kat.
	You are almost at a million followers.
	Man, I'm just creeping now.
	You are?
	I'm never going to get there.
	You're going to get there.
	Of course you're going to get there.
	Free cat litter for everybody and free cat net.
	I reach a million.
	All right, so we're...
	Oh, here's the beer.
	I've got the beer.
	Look at that.
	Oh my gosh, with the red moon.
	Boy, they will completely lose it too.
	They always do.
	I mean, that's part of the thing.
	They want to cry.
	They need crayons.
	They need puppies.
	They need a week off school, right?
	How do these people expect to live in the real world?
	Don't know.
	They don't.
	Okie Deplorable, thank you so much for your donation.
	Appreciate that.
	And here you go.
	You've got some more breaking news.
	Okay, Republicans and Democrats win Senate seat each as first polls close and its revealed inflation-topped list of concerns for a third of voters, with three-quarters having a negative view of the economy.
	Nevada, California, Texas, Indiana, it's all about inflation.
	We've been telling everyone this.
	This is what's on the ballot.
	This is the thing that matters to people.
	It's unreal.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, the Panhandle drops.
	Once it drops, I'll look for them to call it here.
	Okay.
	Breaking news.
	out of Florida there you go sir One of my best friends on guitar there.
	Thank you.
	So, Senator Rubio, just one re-election.
	All right!
	Bye-bye!
	Goodbye, goodbye.
	Good night, Irene.
	Another one down.
	Man, are they even going to win one congressional seat in Florida?
	We could have a...
	We've got two senators now, the governor, and could have every congressional seat.
	If people are not moving here to be New York, everybody's like, well, they're going to move here.
	Boy, that Roe versus Wade really killed us in Florida, didn't it?
	Boy.
	It just killed us.
	They wanted that to be the issue.
	They really did, and in a lot of ways, I really feel like...
	The timing of it right before the midterms that it was a gift to the Dems because they really thought that that was going to be something that was going to sway the nation and turn people against the conservatives and the conservative court but it didn't at all.
	Most people can understand if you know certain issues but the abortion situation was the best thing that could have happened to us.
	Because these people are monsters.
	They were out there saying that after a child...
	Oh, you got one?
	Huge breaking news.
	Okay, go for it.
	Ron DeSantis wins?
	Oh, yeah.
	Just called it.
	I told you when the panhandle dropped and it's four minutes, they're just like...
	It's over.
	Oh, my gosh.
	I love it.
	Yeah, but that's the whole thing.
	I mean, these people were monsters, and they were actually coming out and saying, oh, yes, after a baby is born, that they can just kill them, take them apart, and while it's breathing and its heart is beating, it's lying on a table.
	I mean, no.
	Okay, we got a senator that just won in Alabama.
	Alabama's Katie Britt, Republican, has won election in the United States Senate in Alabama, which, you know, surprised no one.
	I think it's wonderful.
	But it's a senator win.
	Oh, definitely.
	We'll take them all.
	So we just beat y'all's ass in Florida, and let's keep going here.
	Oh my gosh, yes.
	People are tired of this.
	He's going to win by 15 points, maybe more.
	Somebody's saying it could be possibly 20 points now.
	MSNBC just reported, you know, that's killing them.
	Oh, this is another 2016 in the making.
	But you can't tell me they live in such bubbles that they didn't know that this was going to happen.
	I mean, we've had enough.
	Remember when, oh God, why didn't I save that tweet Gerardo did about DeSantis is going to learn real quick on election day that his stunt at Martha's Vineyard, the voters of Florida.
	Oh God, I gotta so find that.
	Oh, I've got something for you.
	Geraldo Rivera.
	Oh, yes.
	Geraldo, he's such a little creepy guy.
	All right, Angry Patriot, 1973.
	Thank you.
	With 68% reporting, because they haven't tallied all the votes in Florida, they didn't know he was going to win.
	He's leading Miami-Dade by 8 points right now with 68% reporting.
	8 points!
	My word.
	That's like saying Zeldin's going to win New York City by 8 points.
	I know it.
	And it's 70% Hispanic, folks.
	That means Rhonda Santas is going to win the Hispanic vote in the state probably 58 to 60 percent.
	Well, and here's what else it means.
	And they're going to build a wall.
	The Democrats are going to come out.
	But you know what else this means, too?
	This means that we have got a whole bunch of the Hispanic community that is joining the party, the Republican Party.
	And they are going to have a huge presence there.
	The wall is going up.
	You're going to be able to see it from the moon, people.
	I agree.
	You're going to be able to see the wall from the moon because the Democrats.
	Just lost the Hispanic vote.
	Well, I have a little bit of breaking news for you.
	Alright.
	You're gonna love this one.
	Actor Sean Penn gives his Oscar to Zelensky.
	I kid you not, it's breaking news.
	Oh, BBC is reporting it.
	Is that pandering or what?
	Is that really trying to be relevant?
	Oh, no.
	Yes, he did.
	American actor Sean Penn has given his Oscar to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky during a visit to the capital of Kiev.
	There he goes.
	Sure.
	Pander much?
	Penn, who is known for his political activism as much as he is for his films, fled Ukraine in March while filming a documentary about the conflict.
	He later said he considered joining Ukrainian forces to fight against Russian.
	Don't talk about it.
	Go.
	Do it.
	I don't want to hear what you're going to do.
	I want to hear it after it's done.
	He's like...
	He's like, man, I'm a badass in all them movies.
	I'm going to go over there and I'm going to kick some ass.
	I'm Rambo in the movies, so it couldn't be that hard.
	Get on over there.
	Yeah.
	I mean, tell us about it afterwards, right?
	Tell us about it when you come back a winner.
	Well, anyway, Kremlin officials previously added Penn and fellow actor Ben Stiller to Russia's stop list, meaning they are now banned from entering the country.
	Zolenski.
	That guy's so bad.
	Man.
	Oh god.
	Just to add insult to injury.
	Sure.
	So what are they going to do with all these stories that we always see here about actually people that are caught on video?
	All right, so caught on video, Arizona election worker caught misleading voter on their ballot.
	All those friendly, helpful people.
	Well, in this Maricopa County video, the voter inserts his ballot into the tabulation machine.
	The poll worker instructs the voter there is a problem with his ballot.
	She explains one or more races have not been marked properly.
	The voter admits he made a mistake with the felt pen when marking the ballot.
	She influences him to accept the ballot in its current condition.
	He needs to hit the green cast button and his ballot will be accepted.
	Because there is a mistake on his ballot.
	The voter has no idea it will now go to adjudication.
	This often takes days.
	The voter did have the option to complete a new ballot, but this was not explained properly.
	He needed to hit the red button to reject the ballot.
	The tabulating machine would then spit out his ballot.
	The polling place spoils this ballot and issues the voter a new one.
	Because he was not properly informed, his ballot will go into adjudication.
	Every vote on his ballot will now be subject to change by a worker in the MCTEC Maricopa Tabulation Center.
	mm-hmm I've seen this one play out before.
	Got another Senate call for Republicans.
	Excellent!
	No D's on the board.
	Republican Todd Young wins re-election in the U.S. Senate in Indiana.
	Fabulous.
	Man, which is...
	We're just kicking their asses, folks.
	This is going to...
	I'm telling you.
	And you have to get a cushion.
	You need at least a 20-seat or 30-seat cushion in the house because you're always going to have them little assholes like Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney.
	They're going to try to throw a wrench in it so they can get famous.
	Oh, sure.
	So you have to...
	You can't just...
	You know, if you've only got two or three, it's hard to get them to do anything, but you've got to have that padding.
	Senate one's fine because you just want to gavel, but...
	Man.
	The gavel or the hammer?
	Are we calling it a hammer now since Nancy Pigloce still has it in her possession?
	Yeah.
	Had they tested it to see if her fingerprints are on it?
	Don't give it to Paul.
	So here you go.
	You got Philadelphia vote count faces delays after GOP challenge.
	All right.
	So officials voted on the morning of Election Day to reinstate a time-consuming process to catch possible double votes from being counted.
	This is being reported by NBC, which is interesting.
	So officials in Philadelphia voted at an emergency meeting Tuesday morning to reinstate security measure that could dramatically slow one counting in Pennsylvania's most populous city.
	The Philadelphia Elections Board voted 2-1 at a city commissioner's meeting around 7 a.m.
	after a conservative group filed a lawsuit challenging their decision last week to do away with a time-consuming process to prevent possible double votes from being counted.
	When all this stuff comes to light right before an election, why wasn't this taken care of months ago?
	Including the toner.
	Including the paper.
	It's purposeful.
	Exactly.
	Of course it is.
	It's purposeful.
	Of course it is.
	Trying to find some results of the Senate right now.
	Oh, dang, they just threw up some kind of thing.
	We're not going to show them anymore unless I subscribe.
	God.
	This is exactly how we- Firewall!
	Firewall!
	You cannot go further.
	That's all right.
	They're reporting all over the place.
	People are watching this.
	This is better than Christmas for us.
	But this is exactly how.
	I mean, you wonder how they were able to pull it off in 2020.
	We've got this alien sniffing creep.
	God, this is the grossest video I've ever seen in my life.
	I love it because it's so gross.
	Ugh.
	That's exactly what he does, too.
	That's exactly what he is.
	I don't know.
	That's him showering with his daughter.
	Oh, no.
	It's disgusting, but he does it.
	He does.
	It's disgusting for me to say it, but he actually does it.
	I know.
	I know.
	Trying to retweet Carrie Lake as much as possible tonight.
	Come on, we've had her.
	Carrie Lake, come on our show, man.
	Just old slubs like us.
	Yep.
	Came on our show, was supposed to stay 15 minutes, stayed an hour and 15 minutes.
	Yes, she did.
	She's amazing.
	So here you go.
	Harry and Kimberly, thank you so much.
	She says, God bless you, Jules and Cat Turd.
	Thank you for hanging out with us today.
	This is so much fun.
	If you all can, please make sure that you are subscribed to our channel.
	Rumble has been awesome, by the way.
	If you do not have an account with Rumble, please make sure that you get one because you will not be disappointed.
	They are a great platform, totally, completely replaced.
	YouTube for me.
	There's all kinds of content on it.
	The first day you said, well, it's going to hurt us not to use YouTube.
	I said, I don't give a damn.
	Who cares?
	I listen to you.
	Okay, we got three people.
	I'm not giving them commies any effort.
	You did.
	He wouldn't let me do it.
	Man, at least like Ron DeSantis, as the numbers come in, is going to win by 15 or more now.
	Good.
	Man, I cannot tell you.
	That's conservative ideas.
	You never apologize.
	Conservative ideas.
	Bold, out front, non-apologetic, no bowing to the mob, no bowing to the liberals, no bowing to the woke.
	Every time wins big.
	That's all you have to do is go out there and just go out there and be the Republican.
	Stop trying to get articles in the New York Times and them to like you.
	They hate your guts.
	They're going to use you and spit you out.
	Wow.
	God, so easy.
	Todd Young will win.
	I asked Marjorie Taylor Greene and Carrie...
	I asked them both, why is it so hard for people to promise one thing, get in the office and just do it?
	It's just the easiest thing for an old country boy like me or just a normal person like the people we have on our show.
	I mean, you promise them stuff.
	You just go up there and do it.
	I mean, these people, they get up there and they got a donor, gives them some prime rib rare and a baked potato with some cheese on it.
	And then they're like, okay, I'll do whatever you want.
	Yeah.
	It doesn't make any sense.
	Well, they're in for a real shocker, though, I think, with this new group that's coming in.
	Because remember, a lot of these rhinos were funding these races against America Choice candidates.
	Wow.
	You know that Demings that was running against Marco Rubio?
	They poured $70 million into her race.
	$70 million.
	Wow.
	Think about that for a minute.
	And she got her ass beat.
	I mean, it was a wipeout.
	Everybody that's winning in Florida can thank DeSantis, too.
	Because, I mean, he's such a popular governor.
	And look what he did when everybody's locking him down.
	He didn't lock you down.
	He opened the schools up.
	He opened the business up.
	He didn't destroy the middle class.
	That's right.
	All summer, he's put a tax holiday.
	Our gas dropped about three months ago, like 40 cents a gallon.
	He just said, you don't have to pay taxes on it anymore.
	Yeah.
	That makes me just so crazy because you know what?
	You spend every single...
	All I did today on my ballot was vote against all of these propositions because with the proposition comes a raise in taxes.
	Proposition.
	Proposition.
	Proposition number eight.
	We're going to legalize everything.
	And you're going to pay for it.
	Bath salts.
	Proposition nine in California.
	Crack pipes.
	Five people living with you or you get kicked out of the state.
	My God.
	Don't forget about the crack pipes.
	Don't forget about, right, the injection sites.
	Don't forget about all of that.
	That's, yeah, that's what they fight for here.
	That's progress, right?
	Making sure that you have a nice comfortable place so you can go shoot up.
	I'm telling you, Florida has become, it's funny because, I mean, it didn't like, we was going to even win it in 2016 with Trump for a while, and Obama won it twice.
	And it was just like, it was turning purple, you know, and they clean up, they get, all right, there's the one that everybody said they were worried about.
	This is a good one.
	Breaking news from Florida.
	Matt Gaetz, Virginia to win re-election.
	Oh, yeah.
	Fabulous.
	There you go, boys.
	Excellent.
	I like that one.
	We whooping your ass.
	Yeah, he's great.
	Man, I'm going to go wrestle an alligator tonight.
	Tastes like chicken.
	Oh my gosh.
	All right.
	Noel Kearns.
	Thank you so much, Noel Kearns.
	And then we have Alchemy.
	Hey, Alchemy.
	Alchemy says only place to watch election coverage.
	Absolutely.
	Sin Luwu.
	Cat Turd and Jules are awesome.
	I'll take that.
	Thank you.
	We'll take it.
	We'll take that.
	Oh, so you're going to be with us five hours tonight.
	It's going to be a five-hour show.
	Yeah, it's time for a little breaky-poo.
	Oh, are you ready for a breaky-poo already?
	How's that beer going?
	Well, I got one down, so I got to let one out.
	So it's time for a break.
	Is that how we're going to base our breaks?
	Is that how you're doing?
	I gotta keep the flow going here.
	Alright, so what I'm going to do is I'm going to get this up on the screen, get another John Rich song up here for you all to enjoy so we can relax a little bit in between and take a little break here.
	Amazing artist, John Rich.
	Check this out.
	Hello, I'm Chris Christopherson.
	On November 8, 1965, the 173rd Airborne Brigade on Operation Hump, War Zone D in Vietnam, were ambushed by over 1200 BC. Forty-eight American soldiers lost their lives.
	Severely wounded and risking his own life, Lawrence Joel, a medic, was the first living black man since the Spanish-American War to receive the United States Medal of Honor for saving so many lives in the midst of battle that day.
	Our friend Niles Harris, retired 25 years of the United States Army, the guy who gave Big Kenny his top hat, was one of the wounded who lived.
	This song is his story.
	Caught in the action of kill or be killed, greater love hath no man than to lay down his life for his brother.
	guitar solo
	He said goodbye to his mama as he left South Dakota to fight for the red, white and blue.
	He was 19 and green with a new M16 just doing what he had to do.
	He was dropped in the jungle where the choppers would rumble with the smell of napalm in the air.
	And the sergeant said, look up ahead.
	Like a a dark evil cloud, 1200 came down on him and 29 more.
	They fought for their lives, but most of them died in the 173rd Airborne.
	On the 8th of November, the angels were crying as they carried his brothers away.
	With the fire raining down and the hail all around, there were few men left standing that day.
	We saw the eagle fly to a clear blue sky.
	1965, the 8th of November Now he's 58 and his ponytail's gray But the battle still plays in his head He limps when he walks, but he's strong when he talks about the shrapnel that left in his leg.
	He puts on a gray silver, his airborne tattoo, and he ties it on one time a year.
	And remembers the fallen as the orders are torn, and swallows it down with his tears.
	On the 8th of November, the angels were crying as they carried his brothers away.
	With the fire raining down and the hail all around, there were a few men left standing that day.
	We saw the eagle fly through a clear blue sky.
	1965, the 8th of November.
	Saw the eagle fly through a clear blue sky, 1965.
	1965, on the 8th of November, the angels were crying as they carried his brothers away.
	Amen.
	With the fire raining down and the hell all around, there were few men left standing that day.
	On the 8th of November, the angels were crying as they carried his brother away.
	With the fire raining down and the A few men left standing that day Saw the eagle fly Through a clear blue sky 1965 The 8th of November Said
	goodbye to his mama as he left South Dakota to fight for the red, white, and blue.
	He was 19 and green with a new M16 Just doing what he had to do
	Such a cool song.
	Wow.
	So that was the 8th of November.
	I know.
	Like I said, he gained a fan.
	I'm not kidding.
	I really enjoyed myself immensely playing these last night.
	Okay, let's do the breaking news, folks.
	Get back at it.
	Beer number two in the cuisine.
	Go for it, guy.
	Yep.
	Republican Cory Mills in Florida.
	Election U.S. House in Florida.
	Seventh congressional wins.
	And that's the second flip in Florida for tonight.
	We flipped another one.
	Oh, my goodness.
	We flip flopping and flop flipping.
	Yeah, it's like pancake breakfast over there.
	We're flipping on your ass.
	Yeah.
	Oh my gosh.
	Wow, Florida is just taking control.
	With 73% now of the vote in, DeSantis is up 15 points.
	He's going to win by 20 points.
	Isn't that something?
	Imagine all that wasted effort by them.
	I know.
	But this is really, really great news.
	I mean...
	But this is what we expect.
	I mean, who's going to vote for these people?
	Anyway, the Democrats, their crime is sky high, and they're sitting there talking about releasing criminals onto the street.
	Just give LA a look, right?
	They got rid of a men's prison.
	Emptied it right out on the street.
	What do you got with Donald Trump?
	I heard that.
	Okay, I'm going to try to get a hashtag going right now.
	Y'all, everybody help me with Donald Trump Jr.
	leading the way.
	Bloodbath.
	What?
	Let's do it.
	Hashtag bloodbath.
	I'm going to treat it right now.
	Hold on.
	Hashtag bloodbath.
	All right.
	Let's do this.
	I'm going to go over to your page.
	Let's see if we can get it going.
	Of course you can get it going.
	You are the hashtag trendsetter.
	They won't let me do it anymore.
	No matter what I try to, they won't even get it on the board anymore.
	You know what I love?
	Look at this.
	I get to retweet that all of a sudden.
	All of my little controls work thanks to you insisting that I get an account the day that Elon Musk took over and just say goodbye to my other one and just get back into the conversation.
	I've been having a blast!
	Twitter's changed a lot.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	It is.
	Hey, I'm...
	Man, Elon's responded to me four times.
	I know.
	You guys are buddies now.
	And I hammer him sometimes.
	When I think he's doing something stupid, I do.
	I'm not gonna...
	There's some people just kissing his ass 24-7.
	I like 80% of what he's doing, but when he's screwing up, I'm gonna get on him.
	Oh, you have.
	And believe me, the media wastes no time to put that into the spotlight.
	You know, I keep saying, and I've been working on it on our website, putting together all these articles so that we have like a cat turd, you know, this place where everybody can go and they can read all the past articles.
	But my goodness, you're making them like every couple of days.
	You're making the headlines every couple of days.
	So I cannot catch up with you.
	Honestly, it's one thing after another.
	It's either your love affair with Elon or your out-of-love affair with Elon.
	They can't quite figure out what your relationship is.
	Yeah, it's not that.
	It's just, you know, it's a business, you know.
	Yeah.
	When he messes up, I'm going to say something.
	When he does something good, I'm going to praise him.
	But it's so much funner now.
	I know.
	It's a blast now.
	You know what I missed?
	I'm on his side.
	I want him to succeed.
	Of course.
	We all do.
	We want freedom of speech, whether you agree with him all the time or not.
	That's part of it.
	I mean, that's just the way it's going to go.
	But I think it's really great that you're starting to see exactly what Twitter turned into, and you're actually hearing it from Elon Musk, who is saying, oh my gosh, this whole thing is corrupt to the core.
	And it's not going to just take the first couple of weeks of him taking control.
	This is going to be something that he has to work on over time.
	Look at that.
	You already have 995 likes, 269 retweets.
	Here's another one.
	Wow.
	Here's another Republican governor win.
	Ooh!
	Republican Chris Sununu wins re-election in New Hampshire governor's race.
	Wow!
	Which means, I'm telling you, they might can bring that senator.
	It's close up there.
	It's within a margin.
	I hope so.
	Ooh, I hope so.
	That would be really, really nice.
	This is interesting.
	Did you hear about this one?
	This one's out from...
	Let's see here.
	From the New York Times.
	Poll workers in suburban Atlanta were removed after being linked to the January 6th attack on the Capitol.
	So, two election workers, a woman and her son, were removed from their post at a polling place in suburban Johns Creek, Georgia, on Tuesday morning...
	After officials discovered that the woman was linked to the storming of the U.S. Capitol building on January 6th.
	You know what?
	They gotta give this whole...
	I cannot wait until this whole January 6th is over.
	But over...
	By saying over, I mean where they can just stop because they've run out of attacks and they've run out of smears and they've run out of lies on the Republicans.
	It's time to really investigate what the Dems' hand in all of this was.
	Because you know what President Trump did.
	He was the one that said, hey, we're gonna need the National Guard in advance.
	And they denied it, including the mayor.
	All of them said not necessary, ignored it, wanted it.
	They wanted an insurrection.
	This is what they want.
	They want us to look like we're domestic terrorists.
	We weren't.
	All we were doing was showing how we felt at protesting.
	That's part of free speech, whether they like it or not.
	We certainly weren't setting fires like Black Lives Matter was, burning down businesses, neighborhoods, all of that stuff.
	No, that wasn't us.
	That was the left.
	And they funded them.
	Another Florida flip.
	Mm-mm.
	Where he met...
	Did I report this already?
	I don't know.
	I can't remember if I reported this.
	I think, yeah, Corey Mills won.
	I think I reported that one.
	We flipped it twice.
	Oh my gosh.
	We can flip it more than once.
	That's fine.
	As long as it's in the right direction.
	We double flipped your ass on that one.
	Now what?
	Man, it was a collapse in Florida.
	I don't think they're going to win a seat here.
	I think it's going to be a...
	Just, you come here, you better have some red war paint on.
	I hope that happens.
	I really hope that happens, because you know what?
	Florida's leading the way now.
	It's the heartbeat of America, in my opinion.
	Absolutely it is.
	Well, here you go.
	This is a big one here, and this is the one that you were talking about a little bit earlier.
	This is from Truth Press.
	GOP wins seat that has been held by Dems for nearly 30 years.
	Where at?
	Oh, Guam.
	You talked about that too.
	Oh, Guam.
	I thought it was going to be the New Hampshire.
	I was like, what?
	Oh, yes.
	This is big though.
	It really is.
	It just goes to show you.
	This is where people are looking.
	They're saying, hey, enough.
	All right.
	So, the red wave arrives in Guam.
	First GOP win here in 30 years.
	Oh, Chris.
	Chris is delivering election night remarks right now.
	Who?
	Charlie Chris.
	Oh gosh, you're kidding.
	Crispy Crisp.
	What does he have to say?
	It was a great fight.
	It was real close.
	Yeah, it was close until we got down 20 points.
	Oh my God.
	Well, that's about what you'd expect from the left.
	Dispaced on the decision desk, currently live, the models, Republicans, a 93% chance of flipping the house.
	Of course they're going to flip it, dumbasses.
	I agree.
	Trying to find anything new, man.
	I'm going through Twitter so fast.
	Oh, I know.
	I'll keep reading while you go through.
	I'll find something new, folks.
	I know you will.
	So here we go.
	We've got Piglosi.
	Listen to what she has to say.
	All right, this is from Patriot News Feed.
	Piglosi has said sanctuary cities make America safer.
	How about now?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Not even her neighborhood is safe.
	She's got men crawling into her husband's bedroom with hammers.
	Good Lord.
	Hammer time!
	How is that, Nancy?
	Can you please tell us how that works out?
	Wink, wink.
	We really believe that narrative.
	Sure.
	So I wonder how Nancy Piglosi feels about San Francisco being a sanctuary city.
	In 2017, she told a crowd that included a woman whose son was brutally murdered by an illegal alien that sanctuary cities make America safer.
	And now he, her own husband, is what they meant to say, was beaten on the head with a hammer by an illegal alien and officials in the city refused to hand him over to ICE for deportation.
	The very policy that Piglosi has long supported may ultimately be the same policy that keeps her husband's attacker in the country.
	District Attorney Brooke Jenkins said she won't turn over Canadian National David DePepe, DePap, whatever, to federal authorities for deportation because of San Francisco's sanctuary city status.
	Yep.
	That's sanctuary.
	It should not be legal.
	And our whole entire state is that way.
	This includes big cities and otherwise.
	Yep.
	Has done nothing for the people of this state.
	Absolutely nothing.
	We truly do work for them.
	We're in a results desert right now, folks.
	Nothing new is coming out.
	We are in a results desert.
	Smoke them if you got them.
	Oh my gosh, this is fun though.
	Wow.
	It sure beats scanning Twitter by yourself, listening, waiting until they finally call something.
	They don't call anything.
	So here you go.
	Here's your beautiful...
	We got Florida.
	Look at that.
	Florida's already called everything, just about.
	Look at that.
	It's 836 Eastern Time.
	And they used to be the last state.
	The third most populated state has already called it.
	And we got other states that the same thing, it's 4% showing right now.
	Once it's 4% showing, I don't say nothing because sometimes it can really be like 70%, 30%.
	Right.
	But this is big.
	Just according to what drops.
	The cities are the rule.
	Look at this.
	Look at this picture of this Crispy Crisp over here.
	Yeah, he's getting out of his vehicle.
	Ron DeSantis rocks.
	Ron DeSantis wins re-election in decisive victory over Charlie Crist, Florida governor and potential 2024 nominee.
	Whoa, here's a good one.
	Here's a nice one.
	Hmm.
	Gotta hit the music, man.
	We're gonna drive you nuts with that.
	All right.
	Sarah Huckabee Sanders wins election as Arkansas governor.
	Yay!
	I love her, too!
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, I think she's wonderful.
	Oh, good, Kat.
	That's great.
	Great, great, great.
	That's a good one.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Absolutely.
	We're winning everything right now.
	We're not even going to probably know who wins the house tonight at this rate.
	Oh, my God.
	Any state that's not Florida is not doing shit.
	Mm.
	The Vermont and Massachusetts people are winning everything, just so you know.
	There's a big shocker of Democrats.
	Isn't this fun?
	Yeah, we live in Vermont and Massachusetts.
	We love lots of crime, real high gas prices, no heating oil.
	We like huge, huge taxes.
	We love inflation.
	We love crime up.
	We love open borders because we're so far away.
	Let's vote Democrat for the rest of our lives.
	What's wrong with you people?
	Exactly.
	What is wrong with them anyway?
	I know that Ukraine...
	Well, they suck, number one.
	They do.
	As I swig a big sip of beer.
	After your big swordfish dinner with the blue hairs.
	Swordfish dinners with the blue hairs where it's at.
	You found your gold mine.
	The blue hairs versus the no hairs in there.
	And you've discovered the early bird special, which in Cat Land, guess what?
	That's where he will be.
	Because if you don't know Cat, Cat goes to bed very early.
	Very early.
	But he wakes up earlier than that.
	You know what?
	When I'm going to bed, you wake up.
	I've been up 18 hours right now.
	I see you say good morning and I'm like, I've stayed up way too late.
	That's what I say.
	You have.
	Man, we're...
	that i don't even know what to say but you know isn't it sad we're sitting here trying to do an election night coverage and the states are counting so slow everywhere but florida and we've already went we've already went through florida the house the senate the governors everything and and it's called they've counted the early voting they call counted the mail-in voting they do it first you shut it down a few days early and you can and you count it and then you just dump it And it's done.
	I mean, this is the way it always worked.
	If this was this country six, eight years ago, everything would be caught almost right now on the East Coast.
	It should be.
	But see, here's the thing.
	They just keep drawing now.
	Some of these like Georgia races and stuff is like 4% an hour later, 5%?
	Give me a break, man.
	They're bursting some water pipes down there left and right.
	This is crazy.
	Oh, this is just so funny.
	I finally found what you were talking about here.
	I just love this.
	I mean, these guys are just so bad about CNN. CNN hack loses control, warns viewers, stay off social media, people.
	Trust us here!
	We don't ever lie here.
	Oh my gosh.
	Probably the most...
	Okay, so this is what they say.
	In another historical moment for the most laughed at and untrusted name in news, CNN does it again.
	Remember in 2016 when CNN's Chris Cuomo told viewers it's illegal to look at John Podesta's emails released by WikiLeaks.
	Remember how he was laughed at for saying such a thing?
	If you don't, here it is.
	Also interesting, remember, it's illegal to possess these stolen documents.
	It's different for the media.
	So everything you learn about this, you're learning from us.
	And in full disclosure, let's take a look at what is in there and what it means.
	Joining us now, CNN. Oh my gosh, yes.
	You were only supposed to listen to CNN. Boy, wouldn't that be scary if people actually did?
	And there are some that do.
	Scary, but true.
	So, of course, you've got this time, it's John King from CNN with Jake Tapper, who says, and King told viewers moments ago to stay off social media people.
	If you're trying to figure out, are there really issues with voting, trust your local officials and trust us here at CNN. Even Jake Tapper laughed at this.
	We're keeping an eye on that one.
	But you see, that's our first votes.
	And that's the wonder of democracy, whether you're a Democrat or Republican.
	And I wanted to point that out to be a little bit of the crank in the room following Breonna there.
	Stay off social media, people.
	If you're trying to figure out, are there really issues with voting?
	Trust your local officials.
	Trust us here.
	Trust a news source that you know and trust to be honest about this.
	They're doing their jobs and they're doing it right.
	So what was Breonna just talking about?
	She was talking about Cobb County, Georgia.
	That is right up here, just outside of Atlanta.
	Stay on social media.
	We're going to admit who's killing us tonight.
	We've probably got more viewers than them.
	Probably.
	Watermelon heads.
	Look at this.
	I just reported.
	I don't know who this is, but he's a pollster.
	But DeSantis in Florida, Latino shift, plus 17 Latinos.
	Wow.
	I'm telling you, there's going to be moat with alligators, sharks, minefields on the southern border next to the 100-foot wall with barbed wire and armed guards with machine guns on top.
	The Democrats are about to build it.
	This is huge, though.
	It's going to be big, folks.
	This is a real big deal.
	Minorities are rising up.
	I mean, seriously, I think anybody could put on, what, a $10,000 suit and then act like they know what they're talking about.
	Kat, what are you wearing?
	Are you wearing a $10,000 suit there, reporting?
	I don't own a suit.
	I think so.
	If I did, I wouldn't wear it.
	I mean, this is what they think is going to get you to live.
	To trust them.
	I dress way, I dress kind of, you know, in between Fetterman and Mitt Romney.
	Somewhere in between.
	Oh my gosh.
	Well, it's whatever you're comfortable in.
	But these clowns think that if they dress the part that surely you're going to believe them.
	Well, speaking of social media.
	Somebody won in Florida.
	District 10.
	Maxwell Frost, a 25-year-old Democrat.
	We've lost one.
	Finally.
	A congressman.
	Too bad.
	You can't win them all.
	There's so many.
	That's right.
	That's right.
	That's all right.
	We're doing real good with what we've got here.
	Well, here comes the Zucker punch.
	This is from the DailyMail.com.
	Meta does a Twitter and prepares to fire workers tomorrow by email after the stock falls 70% with Zuckerberg's new Metaverse team.
	The party's over, commies.
	That's it.
	You're unemployed.
	Learn to code.
	Remember when you couldn't say learn to code?
	Yeah, learn to code, learn to coal mine.
	Yeah.
	Really rub it in there, Kat.
	Screw them, man.
	These people, I can't stand them.
	It's true.
	It's absolutely true.
	So, here you go.
	The Metaverse team is set to bear the brunt of cuts.
	Meta will start laying off swaths of employees tomorrow, Mark Zuckerberg said.
	Well, remember, this is right after the election, so he got them to do their job and interfere, as usual.
	He delivered the grim news on a call on Tuesday with hundreds of his executives.
	Cuts are likely to amount to thousands of employees and come amid Meta's tumbling stock prices and billions in losses for its flagship Metaverse project.
	Staff are expected to receive news about the layoffs via email at 6am with many engineers and Metaverse employees expected to be on the chopping block.
	You're going to have to figure out something else to do.
	Okay, here's something significant.
	Okay.
	Right now, the governor race of...
	With 41% showing, and this is hard to get a grasp of this, because you don't know what, because, you know, everywhere outside Atlanta, it's just red as it can be.
	But right now, Kemp is basically up three and a half points with 41%, 51.4 to 48.1.
	Okay.
	Well, Stacey Abrams.
	You know, she's going to keep running until she wins, right?
	She's going to be like another Hillary Clinton.
	That's how I see her.
	I don't think she's ever going to get out of this whole thing.
	They're going to move her into some kind of position to where she gets more name recognition in an administration like a crumbling Biden regime.
	And then she's going to continue to run and run and run until she figures out how to win it by cheating somehow.
	Okay, here's another one.
	Um...
	Mullin, Republican, defeats Kendra Horn, Democrat in Oklahoma, special Senate election.
	Another Republican.
	Excellent.
	We got a House seat, really, an upset foreman in Rhode Island.
	We have a Democrat, I mean, with 59%, we got a Republican up by four.
	The GOP has last won the congressional seat in 1988.
	Wonderful.
	Wonderful.
	So that is not over yet, but it's looking good.
	Nothing like picking something up in like Idaho or something.
	Yeah.
	I mean, look at this.
	Yeah, here's the Georgia governor race, 41%, 51.4 against Abrams, 48.1.
	That's a nice little lead there.
	And then Hung Kao holding 6,000 vote lead with 88% of the vote in.
	Excellent.
	Of the Republican Bill Lee wins re-election in Tennessee governor's race.
	Man, we're winning a lot of governorships, aren't we?
	Well, that's what we had hoped.
	That's really what we had hoped.
	That's going to make a big difference in these states.
	And this is what Hillary Clinton was warning everybody about, was how we were winning these governorships.
	This is excellent.
	This is going to be a lot more fun than I thought originally.
	It sucks when you lose and it's fun when you win.
	Let's keep winning, shall we?
	Oh my gosh, this is fun.
	Well, I mean, I was really nervous.
	Before an election, I always get the jitters really bad.
	And so I had so many people on Twitter that I was just, you know, going back and forth with and listening to the news and sharing the news.
	And so many people I haven't seen in so long.
	It's so good to be over there, really.
	I love Truth and I love the other platforms as well.
	But when you've been in exile for as long as I've been in exile, it changes.
	I mean, there's so many new memers that are over there that are fantastic.
	I haven't been able to follow everybody back.
	Their skills have improved dramatically since I was there.
	Two years is a long time, really.
	That's how long it's been.
	I've been kicked off for two years.
	I'm glad that I actually have a working Twitter account so that when you say, here, look at this poll, I can actually click on it and it works.
	It's a luxury item over here.
	Man.
	Yeah.
	You've never had that.
	Let's get these counts going.
	I know.
	I know.
	They're going to slow it down a little bit.
	I think it's fun.
	Rumble just said 20 minutes ago, Rumble is seeing intermediate downtime for a small percentage of users due to an unprecedented amount of traffic to our site and app.
	We will update here if things change.
	If you're currently watching a live stream, this shouldn't have an impact unless you switch streams.
	I don't know if it's not affecting us.
	We're okay.
	No, we're doing good.
	All of our levels are good.
	Our connection is strong at the moment, so this is a good thing.
	But it is interesting.
	Cue the song, solid as a rock.
	Our connection is solid.
	We are solid at the moment.
	Well, you know who's not solid?
	This is out from the New York Compost, by the New York Post, actually.
	They're not the Compost.
	The Compost is the Washington Compost.
	But Ukraine nervously watching U.S. midterms as military aid hangs in balance, of course, because they know that we're not going to be funding them anymore.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	We're going to keep our money and use it.
	Blank check.
	Yeah.
	It's all the Democrats have been doing.
	Here's your $60 billion and you don't even have to tell us what you do with it.
	My God.
	This is insanity.
	Yeah.
	Lord.
	They are nervously keeping an eye on the results of the midterm elections in the U.S. over fears that billions of dollars in military aid the nation gets in the fight against Russia could be effective.
	Of course.
	We're not going to continue to fund your war, Zelensky, especially when there have been peace talks on the table and you never even batted an eye.
	You just thought we were going to fund you forever.
	Because why?
	Because you have all of this on Biden and his regime and everybody knows that it's a bank rolling situation over there.
	It's a money laundering scheme.
	Wait, look at this thing I'm about to...
	Which we've got over there.
	Somebody's saying, Army Girl's saying that they went to play that John Rich song you just played on YouTube, and they've got a warning.
	It said, the following content has been identified by YouTube community as inappropriate or offensive to some audiences.
	Oh, yes.
	Oh, yes.
	It happened to me, too, yesterday.
	But I went around it.
	Can you believe that?
	Oh, yeah.
	Anything.
	What, patriotic?
	Oh, sure.
	Absolutely.
	God, YouTube sucks.
	YouTube, if you're listening, you suck.
	Days are numbered.
	You're all going to get fired, just like meta, just like Twitter.
	Oh, it's so true.
	You're going to be fired on the street.
	It's a beautiful, it's a beautiful song.
	And yeah, when I was downloading all of this last night, I saw that and it was inappropriate and offensive.
	Same exact message.
	It's a beautiful song.
	What, they don't want us talking about war?
	They're the war mongers.
	Yeah.
	But they don't want us to talk about the fact that people are risking their lives for this country and what the actual price is that it's their lives.
	Imagine that.
	They don't want you to know that part.
	They can send you to die, but you can't talk about it.
	Right.
	They can send you 18 million miles away to fight a war that nobody even can't find on a map, but you can't talk about it and you're the problem.
	That's right.
	It's really, it's not surprising to me at all.
	I remember anything that you talked about, if you were talking about elections, if you were talking about COVID, if you were talking about anything, they would just give you a strike.
	They'd pull your video down immediately.
	You couldn't put anything like this on up.
	And you know what?
	They would tear it down and if you didn't have a copy of it or a backup, it was gone for good.
	There's no way to get it back.
	Breaking.
	Judge dismisses that piece of crap Venman's suit against Trump Jr.
	and Giuliani.
	Good.
	That's the thing.
	Traitorous, treasonous loser.
	He's a loser.
	God, I can't stand him.
	Yeah, so is his brother.
	Twin brother and wife.
	She's pretty horrible, too.
	They all suck in the kind of suck way.
	Well, I mean, these are the establishment.
	This is the deeply rooted bureaucrats that have been in office ever since they were in college, right?
	They started in these government positions and they're the ones that slow up and speed up investigations and everything else.
	They are the root of the problem and we are rooting them out.
	Not just in the literal sense.
	I can't get that late.
	The Democrats poured, of course it comes from out of state, but $73 million in that Rubio race.
	It looks like he's going to win by like 17 points.
	Excellent.
	Man, you know, I got to say this.
	Your $73 million plus toilet equals flush.
	You might as well took it.
	Flush it right down the toilet, idiots.
	Man.
	That's exactly right.
	That's where we are.
	Fox News Decision Desk has finally called Marco Rubio.
	And we called Rubio.
	How long ago?
	Day late and a dollar short Fox.
	God.
	This is good stuff.
	Day late and a dollar short.
	Boy.
	Unbelievable.
	I cannot believe he won Hispanics so far by 17 points.
	There's a shift going on.
	Definitely.
	Hey, you start making people feel unsafe in the streets.
	They're running on abortion and climate change and transgender rights, people, while the economy's in flames.
	Right.
	I mean, go around a dinner table tonight, anywhere.
	How are we going to pay our bills?
	How are we going to pay our electric bill?
	Look what the talk is.
	We need to do that.
	How to flat tire?
	Can we fix it?
	We'll just plug it.
	Can't get a new tire.
	This and that.
	Nobody's sitting around going, well, climate change is going to burn us all to hell, daddy.
	Oh, really?
	Let's go talk to a six-year-old about transgender rights.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	And have you got an abortion daughter today?
	I hope you have.
	Then you're my superhero.
	This is not what people talk about, folks.
	They live in la-la land.
	They deserve to get their asses handed to them today.
	Gosh, and they are.
	See, this is the thing, though.
	They really fail to recognize.
	They live in the bubble up there in Washington, D.C. And what they do is they all get together.
	You can catch them on K Street or in Georgetown or surrounding areas and It's all one big country club there.
	They have absolutely no connection with the people, their constituents or anything else.
	They don't have to see them at churches or in the grocery stores or anything else.
	They move from that area and they go to DeSleaze and guess what?
	All of a sudden, they just listen to each other and say, aren't we doing a wonderful job?
	Aren't we doing great?
	No.
	We love each other.
	They put on a show.
	Nancy Pelosi, y'all fired tonight.
	Cannot wait.
	They're going to try to do so much damage the next two months, too.
	Believe me, they're going to be forcing all kinds of the dumbest shit through you ever seen in your life.
	Of course.
	Of course.
	This is fun.
	So here's Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
	Loving her.
	I think she is just great.
	She is now a governor.
	Okay, now Georgia, with a 44% in, Kemps up solid five points over Abrams.
	Breaking.
	After trailing early, Kevin Stilt, Republican, has captured the lead for Oklahoma governor.
	All right.
	Mhm.
	We got her going on, folks.
	This is really good.
	Here you go.
	Oklahoma governor.
	One more.
	Oh, this is good stuff.
	All right.
	We know the left.
	They haven't caught it yet.
	Well, you know, the left is starting to really get a little unsettled now.
	It's going to be all new faces.
	All these shit talkers, they're always on my feed for some reason.
	Imagine that.
	Like Rob Reiner.
	He's like Silence of the Lambs, right?
	That dude's quiet as he's ever been.
	He went to bed early.
	Yes.
	Oh my gosh.
	And Carrie Lake outworked Hobbs by a million percent.
	She did.
	But here's the thing.
	Hobbs is controlling that election.
	So Hobbs isn't going to let you know what the real numbers were.
	I mean, the woman was actually literally hiding in bathroom stalls.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	I don't want nobody to come in here.
	I talk like a six-year-old girl.
	Oh my gosh.
	She opens her mouth like, what are you, five years old?
	Yeah.
	Why are you using that voice?
	You have to really try to use a voice that ridiculous.
	Well, it's just like Christine Blasey Ford.
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's the same thing.
	Oh, yeah.
	They think they get somewhere like that.
	Was there any witnesses?
	No, there was no witnesses.
	When did it happen?
	I'm not sure.
	When I was 10.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Keith Self won the seat in Texas 03.
	It looks like we've got a whole bunch of watchers in the chat room.
	They are keeping us informed as well.
	Oh my goodness.
	I love the chat rooms.
	The litter box is where it's at.
	What's going on?
	Shoot me some news people.
	Yeah.
	They're always up to something in there.
	It looks like Kemp's going to take Georgia by a pretty bad margin.
	Oh, I'm sure of it.
	I mean, with 44%, he's five points up.
	Once you get 60% or 70%, unless they cheated like they did, and you get up seven or eight points, it's pretty much over.
	And hopefully, I have a feeling that Herschel Walker's going to win, but it's going to be like 49 points.
	Oh, yeah.
	It'd be wonderful if he could just go to 50.1.
	Wouldn't it be nice not to be sending all this money to Ukraine and for them to work it out amongst themselves so we're not just all sitting here waiting for the bombs to drop?
	I mean, really.
	That's the way it's supposed to be.
	These Democrats.
	What time?
	Your polls don't even close until we're about to get out of here.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	Nobody cares about California.
	We know they're going to cheat and they're going to win.
	Unfortunately, that's really the truth.
	That's really where it is.
	And if they are losing, they're just going to continue to count for weeks until they win.
	That's the way it works over here.
	Man, I'm floored what happened in Florida.
	I mean, I knew he was going to win, but man, to win Hispanics by 17% so far?
	Lordy mercy.
	What are you talking about?
	I'm loving this.
	I guess George is the next thing.
	I just don't see the Democrats doing anything.
	I'm telling you, we're going to have a huge lead in the House.
	Huge.
	And then they sent the basement dummy home.
	He's over there taking a shower with his daughter and sniffing somebody else's hair.
	My God.
	Wow.
	Just got him out of there.
	They knew what was happening.
	But you know what?
	He better be careful.
	They're going to blame everything on him and try to get him out of there.
	They're going to...
	I mean, I would have went and talked, which is traditional.
	I would have went out there.
	I wouldn't let nobody tell him I couldn't go say, hey, you know, this and that, say a few words for a minute.
	But they're going to really try to make him irrelevant.
	Yeah.
	They're just running high.
	They go out there and tell all these damn lies all week.
	Lie, lie, lie.
	I mean, just blatant ass lies.
	And then they're just lying like crazy.
	And then when they lose, they take their ball and go home.
	Won't even come out and face nobody.
	Nancy Pelosi's going to be riding a camel in Egypt somewhere.
	She's in Egypt.
	Hammer time.
	Hammer time hubby.
	I mean, she's getting...
	She'd rather ride a camel and hang out with that weirdo.
	I know.
	So, man, they're going to be over there, you know, out in the desert.
	Oh, gosh.
	I mean, really?
	She's going to Egypt, okay?
	Where are they sending Camilla out?
	We did a job.
	She's going to be in Bangladesh.
	Who better judge is going to be in Serengeti in Africa?
	They're going to send John Kerry to Iceland.
	I mean, man.
	Lord.
	Well, look at this.
	Here we go.
	We've got an upset alert.
	Game for it?
	What we got?
	Woohoo!
	Here we go.
	Okay, so the upset alert is in Virginia's 2nd Congressional District, Jen Kiggins.
	Republican leads Elaine Luria, Democrat 56-44, with an estimated 77 reporting.
	That's over.
	Yeah.
	That's over.
	Nice.
	Let's go Virginia.
	Virginia's turning purpley, red-y.
	They are.
	They were 100%.
	That's purple.
	I don't think that's an actual color.
	Well, red and blue make red, so there you go.
	But this is huge because, remember, Virginia was on its way to being like California, a solid blue situation over there.
	Here's a call in Arizona, finally.
	Ooh, good.
	Paul Gosser, Republican wins re-election in the U.S. House in Arizona.
	It's not the congressional district.
	Excellent.
	Excellent.
	Yeah, if they don't have to count that one county, it cheats.
	Mm-hmm.
	Maricopa County.
	Then they'll get the results.
	Man, that was some...
	We ran out of toner, folks.
	Sorry.
	Not only did we run out of ink, but we ran out of paper, too.
	This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
	The whole world's watching.
	The whole world's watching.
	I mean, it was just a nightmare.
	And here you come, two hours in.
	Folks, I regret to tell you we ran out of ink and we ran out of paper.
	I mean, come on.
	We're a totally legitimate, this is the most secure election of all time.
	Again, 2.0.
	God dang.
	Yeah.
	And y'all can't vote today.
	We ran a number two pencil to blot out the little dots.
	I mean, come on.
	They've had two years to prepare for all of this, which lets you know everything right there.
	They knew what was going to come this election.
	They knew it was going to be a complete landslide.
	They've known for a long time.
	Unbelievable.
	I love it.
	I think it's fantastic.
	Let's keep them coming.
	We're on hour two now, folks.
	I know it.
	Boy, is it looking good.
	It is.
	You ready to go for a song?
	We can go for a song.
	Absolutely.
	Go for a song.
	See if we can get some results in here.
	Celebration.
	Let's see if this doesn't get spanned when we play it for you.
	Let's hope not.
	He said, USA and America, ban it.
	You too, ban it.
	Exactly.
	Well, I mean...
	You call me bastards.
	They don't want you to know about the truth.
	They don't want you to talk about war.
	They don't want you to show war and what it actually is.
	No.
	We've got too many warmongers up there that cannot wait to make a pretty profit off of it.
	Alrighty.
	So this one is Come to Get Down.
	John Rich.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Got a convoy hellbound headed to your hometown Fueling up on smoke and crown All them girls lined up in bikinis And they're sipping on their moonshine martinis If you want to party with the band, get a stamp on your hand But you better shake it just like you mean it You know I come to get down
	Right here in your party town Play some country rock and roll, stop a big mud hole Get 20,000 people spinning out of control I come to get down Oh know I come to get down.
	I see tailgating boys dirty joking.
	And the girls while they're already smoking.
	So hold up your light as I go walking across the fire.
	And take this ride a little bit higher.
	You know I come to get down.
	Right here in your party town.
	Play some country rock and roll.
	Stomp a big mud hole.
	Get 20,000 people spinning and I can roll I come to get down
	Say hey, yeah
	Tell us, baby, what's your name?
	If you wanna feel the heat, then come up here with me And baby, watch my guitar play I come to get down
	Right here in your party town Play some country, rock and roll, stop a big mud home.
	Get 20,000 people spinning out of control.
	I come to get down.
	Yes, I come to get down.
	Oh, I come to get down.
	Yes, I come to get down Oh, I come to get down
	All right Get it on down, folks.
	Get it down.
	That's what we're doing tonight.
	That is exactly what we're doing tonight.
	This is fun.
	Looks like with 55% reporting in Georgia, Herschel Walker just captured the lead.
	All right.
	49.3 to 48.9.
	So it's close.
	It's within...
	Let's go.
	Not even a point.
	But, you know, yeah, if he can just take it and get up there to that 50%.
	Oh my gosh, Warnock is such a racist.
	We're tired, folks.
	Win it.
	Win it.
	That's right.
	I don't want to wait until December the 6th.
	I mean, another three weeks for another month.
	I know it.
	Good God.
	And what will they do?
	They'll pour a billion dollars into that race.
	It's so true.
	Ugh.
	A billion.
	This is fantastic.
	So here you go.
	But Georgia's the next one that's going to kind of, it looks like, I don't know what happened to these other states.
	Come on, get your shit together.
	Mmm.
	Future president right there.
	So what's the deal?
	What do you know about the whole feud?
	I don't think there's a feud.
	There's no feud.
	What's happening?
	Why are people trying to get these two to pin against each other?
	There's no feud.
	Yeah, you know, we'll just see how it plays out.
	But I don't think DeSantis is going to run.
	Everybody else thinks he is, but I don't.
	So there you have it.
	He's a great guy.
	Right out of the cat's meow.
	Meow meow.
	Oh yeah.
	Look at this.
	Hershel Walker though.
	Wow.
	This would be great.
	Warnock is a complete racist.
	He really is.
	Ran over his ex-wife even.
	Ran over a foot.
	Yeah.
	That's running over a person.
	A foot or no foot.
	I mean that's a, yeah.
	They thought they had all the goods on him.
	That's a huge one.
	That's one of the biggest ones too.
	This is a big one.
	We've got to have the music for this one.
	For your breaking news?
	You want your breaking news?
	We've got to have it for this.
	This is a huge one.
	Okay Texas Governor Greg Abbott has defeated Beto Oh, Beto's gone!
	Go eat some dirt, weirdo.
	Remember last time he said he went to eat dirt when he lost?
	Oh, oh boy.
	Take your yellow teeth, go eat some dirt, see you next election.
	To lose again, you loser.
	Wow, I'm so glad Beto's gone.
	The dirt eater.
	Well, he's another one.
	You know, you were talking about those that were like lifetime runners, right?
	They were always going to run in elections.
	He's one of them.
	I told you they're all going to lose.
	Yeah, there's four people that their job is actually losing elections.
	That's their job.
	And they run every time.
	McMuffin from Utah.
	Chris has already lost.
	Beto's already lost.
	Abrams is going to lose.
	They're all going to lose.
	Just so everybody knows, I have been dropping John Rich's links and things to his site in the chat room so that you know how to follow him, subscribe to his channel, and get his music.
	He was kind enough to offer us being able to play his music tonight thanks to his newfound friendship with Mr.
	Cat Turd.
	They're fast friends now, both being musicians and Freedom-loving Americans, they hit it off.
	It's crazy I get to talk to this guy on the phone.
	I know.
	You're meeting all kinds of people.
	Man.
	You gotta enjoy that stuff.
	It's really fun.
	It's right up your alley, too.
	I heard DeSantis is talking now.
	Do we have any way to get that?
	Let me look here.
	Let me see.
	I'm gonna find this.
	We gots to play a little bit of Ron talking.
	Oh, definitely.
	You know he's going to rub it in just like I do, too.
	He's going to be like, you know, they fought a good fight.
	Yeah, we beat their asses.
	That's about me.
	Yeah.
	Go back to tanning, weirdo.
	Oh, I'm going to try to find where he is.
	Remember when he told everybody not to vote for him if they didn't believe in abortion?
	Right.
	If you're pro-life, don't vote for me.
	Okay.
	We didn't.
	Goodbye.
	We appreciate it.
	Oh my God.
	These people, lockdowns, look, he fought, DeSantis fought Disney.
	He fought the schools.
	Don't say gay.
	Don't say gay.
	God, I wish I would have bookmarked that damn Arado Rivera tweet.
	Oh, I should have bookmarked that sucker.
	I'd be rubbing it in right now so much.
	If anybody's got that, Where he goes that, you know, DeSantis is going to learn a big lesson.
	What?
	I don't like her.
	He's learned a lesson, all right.
	He's another worm.
	Well, here it is.
	This is moments after they declared him a winner, DeSantis.
	You got it?
	Oh, yeah!
	This isn't actually his conversation, but you can see his headquarters, and they are just packed in there.
	Uh-oh, here comes a bad one.
	We gotta do the bad ones, too.
	AOC just won.
	Ew.
	So did Schumer.
	I didn't announce him.
	I saw it.
	We knew they were gonna win, though.
	Yeah.
	So, Tina put on a good fight, though.
	She tried hard.
	She's great.
	I like her.
	I like her a lot.
	You were on a show with her once, right?
	Didn't you guys get to meet her?
	Yeah, I was on a show with her once.
	I love her.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, AOC, she's in a district that's just...
	It's basically, you know, just California.
	California.
	Yeah, it's the same thing.
	Those are locked in.
	Those are absolutely locked in.
	It's a real shame, too.
	I mean, there was articles today when I was looking for the candidates and I was looking up the propositions and everything and they were saying...
	Openly, they were talking about where did the GOP go in California?
	It's non-existent.
	I know I say it here on this show, but people really know that to be the case.
	And so when you look at some of these races that I was voting on today, it was Democrat against Democrat.
	They'll just cancel themselves out.
	There's not a lot of Republicans on those tickets any longer.
	Caruso, that's a race that I'm looking at pretty hard.
	Well, they're trying to trend stuff on Twitter.
	They're trying to trend Florida, D-U-H. Oh, please.
	That's okay.
	Y'all get the little hashtag going.
	We win every race in Florida.
	I like that trade out.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Now Beto has lost president, governor, and senator.
	He needs to go to the house.
	It's the hat trick.
	God.
	Oh, it's awesome.
	He needs to run for mayor now and congressman will be the biggest loser.
	Oh, here's a real good one.
	Jim Jordan just won the re-election.
	Good.
	There you go.
	Excellent.
	Oh, Jim, he's one of the few good ones we got.
	Oh, and I do have the speech now.
	Thank you very much.
	Okay, yeah, let's play it.
	There you go.
	Let's listen.
	Thank you to the greatest first lady in all 50 states.
	Woohoo!
	For being a great wife, giving unwavering support, being a tremendous mother to our three young children, and serving as an example for women throughout this state, especially and serving as an example for women throughout this state, especially going through the battle of She is remarkable.
	Yay!
	How sweet.
	She wrote me a personal letter to thank me for praying for about cancer.
	Thank you!
	He's sweet to do that too.
	How wonderful of him to honor her in such a nice way.
	The mother of his children and his biggest supporter.
	Wow, we really took it to him.
	Well, this is going to be the next, you know, one of the next first families.
	I mean, this is going to be on the ticket here.
	And they are a beautiful family.
	And just what he's been able to do in Florida.
	I'm so impressed.
	I'm so jealous.
	You're jealous.
	I am.
	Impressed.
	You're jealous.
	I am so jealous.
	Yes, I am.
	But what a nice thing to do, because she really has been through quite a year.
	But yeah, you received a letter not only from President Trump, but you also received one from her.
	And they call you the white cat.
	They don't call you cat turd in their family.
	Yeah, because the children, they don't use the turd word.
	The word turd is forbidden for now.
	They will learn to appreciate it.
	Here we go, breaking news.
	I am down.
	Do tell.
	It's now an hour and 18 minutes past my bedtime.
	It's amazing you've lasted this long.
	It's an hour and 18 minutes past my bedtime, folks.
	This is election news you'll never hear on Fox News, ever.
	He's going to get delirious.
	He's going to lead me to this thing.
	You do know this is coming, right?
	You do understand where this is going.
	I'll be like 1047.
	You got this till midnight.
	I'm out.
	I'm going to go hit the sack.
	You can do this.
	Sure.
	Oh, why not?
	Oh my gosh, no.
	Where's late night cocktail hours with blue hairs?
	We've got to be around here somewhere.
	It's at the Lizard Lounge down the street.
	They all went to sleep an hour ago, too.
	Oh my gosh.
	This is fantastic.
	I really am loving this.
	But this is really great.
	I think that was so sweet of him to do what he did and to say what he did, meaning DeSantis, with his wife.
	I mean, it's wonderful.
	Really good.
	Yeah, I mean, yeah, I can't believe she wrote me a handwritten book.
	Does she have good handwriting?
	Wow!
	I'm sure she does.
	I mean, amazing handwriting.
	It's like, man, this is a stencil.
	It's so good, but you can tell it's a cursive writing, which is a lost art these days.
	Mm-hmm.
	Don't tell somebody under 30 to write cursive.
	No, they won't.
	We had to learn that shit in school.
	That's right.
	My mother was an English teacher, so life in my house was very hard.
	Life was very hard in my house.
	It wasn't easy.
	Poor old billionaire son, Beto.
	Oh, really?
	I know.
	Lordy mercy.
	Wow.
	That dude didn't have a prayer.
	Mm-mm.
	Mm-mm.
	What time is it in Arizona right now?
	When do they close their stuff?
	Not that it's going to matter.
	Well, it depends.
	We should be right now at this time, Georgia should be already called everything, just like Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, anything up the East Coast, Virginia, everything, New Hampshire, everything.
	Everything up the East Coast should be called right now.
	The governor's race in New York should be called.
	All of it.
	Man, we used to call this stuff right after the bowl closed.
	I know.
	They've tried to change all of that, though.
	Just so everyone knows, Fleet Admiral James is dropping all of these articles that I've been reading on my social media page, so no, I'm not doing that, but he is, so that you all have them, so that you can use them.
	This is fun stuff.
	Oh, they're all shocked over there.
	They've got Zoom and...
	I thought Zoom and Toobin was gone.
	What is he still doing here?
	CNN panel's shocked.
	I thought he was fired from CNN. Is he not?
	Toobin?
	He's over there again.
	Yeah, well, I mean, I've seen him.
	Zoom Dick.
	Zoom Dick.
	He's still there.
	My God.
	Oh my gosh.
	You know it's bad over there to break out Zoom Dick.
	That's sad.
	They bring back Zoom Dick for the election.
	I mean, we were celebrating just the other day that he was gone because you can't look at the guy without thinking about what he did on Zoom.
	Oh, here's a good Trumper that just won.
	Tommy Massey.
	All right.
	Just won the race for the house seat in Kentucky's 4th District.
	There's a good one there.
	That's a great one.
	Nice.
	America first.
	I've got one on you, though.
	All right.
	Breaking news.
	J.D. Vance has captured the lead in Ohio for U.S. Senate with an estimated 45% reporting.
	How much do you win, Bob?
	We don't know yet.
	He's going to win by six points, folks.
	We're going to win that one.
	Okay, you think it's going to be six?
	Yeah, I do.
	I do.
	It's hard to get...
	We don't have the power, the podcast people, to go back and see the real results.
	Only these big networks do.
	And so they hold them and hold them and hold them.
	That's why we're not hardly getting anything right now.
	That's right.
	I mean, man...
	So I still can't get off of this whole Zubin.
	Zubin.
	I combined his name.
	Zubin Zubman.
	All right.
	So here he is.
	CNN panel is shocked.
	Exit polls spell trouble for Democrats.
	Seven in ten voters unhappy with the state of nation and largely negative on Biden.
	Here are your receipts.
	He won't even come out and take the heat for it.
	He's going to Egypt.
	He's going to Egypt with Piglosi.
	He'll be her camel.
	Yeah, they're just going to bring a camel out in Delaware on the beach and they're going to tell Biden he's in Egypt and he won't know the damn difference.
	That's what green screens are for.
	We've learned that with the war over there.
	The Zelensky's war.
	Check this out.
	Judge rules polls close at 7 p.m.
	in Maricopa County.
	Denies the RNC's lawsuit to move the deadline to 10 p.m.
	following the poll side issues.
	God, they're rotten, aren't they?
	Rotten to the core.
	That's what they're doing.
	I told you.
	We're trying to vote in masses and they're out there judge shopping trying to cheat.
	Unbelievable.
	Any way they possibly can.
	But this is going to be a very big win to beat this guy.
	This was a tough race here.
	But J.D. Vance capturing the lead in Ohio is a big thing.
	Here's another Senate win for us.
	South Dakota, John Thune wins re-election Republican.
	Wonderful South Dakota.
	Yeah, he's a wishy-washy old sometimes.
	He's just, ugh.
	Well, that's what we're getting rid of.
	I mean, I think there's going to be a lot more hats that are thrown into these races.
	Especially when you don't have McConnell anymore controlling the purse strings and throwing all of this money towards the Rhino establishment candidates.
	It's going to make a huge deal.
	Difference.
	Mm-hmm.
	Unbelievable.
	Loving this.
	Yeah.
	We're doing really well.
	They won't call the house, even though, I mean, maybe they'll call it in an hour or two, but they're going to...
	This is just...
	The media, they want to milk it and milk it and milk it and milk it and milk it so it'll just stay on and they can run in my advertisers and make millions.
	It's crazy.
	Well, sure.
	And then you've got the clickbait.
	Yeah.
	So they're all writing articles.
	Yeah, they're closing at 7 p.m., which is what time?
	I don't like it.
	Bad news over here.
	Democrat 25, this is the one you were talking about.
	The BLM supporting gun reform activists defeats Republican rival to take Florida seat.
	So this will be their poster boy for the next, I don't know, however long.
	He's the new AOC. Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's how they do it.
	It's okay.
	He's in Florida.
	Good luck to you, bud.
	We'll give you your one.
	Once you leave your area, then you're in a whole sea of red.
	So, yeah, your welcome is only there.
	Somebody just posted, I retweeted it.
	Florida's already counted 7.5 million votes by 9 p.m., 86%.
	Wow.
	Why can't every single state do the same?
	True.
	They can.
	They don't want to.
	No.
	Give some time to cheat.
	Yeah, the longer they can hold it.
	Yep, here you are.
	Real-time tweeting there, Cat Turd.
	Another cool thing that you're able to do.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	The Colorado governor re-elected the Democrat.
	And Colorado.
	All them people in California moved to Colorado and just screwed it up.
	I know.
	That's what we hope it doesn't happen.
	This is where it becomes a problem.
	They're milking the J.D. Vance thing, folks.
	They do it in Ohio a lot.
	He's going to jump play ahead here soon.
	Illinois is a crazy governor they had.
	They put him back in there.
	Of course, Illinois, you know, is going to be a Democrat.
	Okay, here you go.
	The dude is 500 pounds overweight, but he wears a mask so he's healthy.
	Lord.
	Look at this here.
	Hokel takes 75% of early vote in New York City and more updates as votes are counted.
	It's going to be a nice one.
	We knew that 75% early voting, but I'm telling you.
	Thank you.
	I'm telling you, Zeldin has a chance.
	Don't let that body New York City's huge, but outside there, he's going to win 80% all over the state.
	I think so, too.
	I really hope so.
	I've been preying on these races nonstop.
	It's got to happen.
	We've got to take this country back.
	We really do.
	Okay, wait a minute.
	I'm going to see this.
	I think people are having meltdowns.
	I gotta post some meltdowns.
	Yes, you do.
	Yes, you do.
	Okay, I got one.
	Rex Chapman meltdown.
	Okay, let's get over to Kat and see what you got over here.
	You can't read this because it's all F's.
	F and Rand Paul.
	F and Ron DeSantis.
	F and Marco Rubio.
	Our democracy is absolutely positively effed.
	Thank you for saying that for me.
	You saved me all the trouble.
	Oh, boy.
	Yeah.
	Our democracy, which we don't even have a democracy.
	We have a republic.
	But according to him, our democracy is absolutely screwed because people voted and it didn't like his vote.
	I'm telling you, they only got 86 report and he's up like 17 points.
	He's gonna win by 20 points.
	At least.
	20 points.
	This is fantastic.
	Rex Chapman.
	Of course he's a blue check.
	I wonder if he's paid his eight bucks yet.
	You get your double blue check now.
	They're blue.
	You're nothing if you don't have two of them.
	Yeah, they tried to reinvent the wheel.
	They had something good and they tried to reinvent the wheel.
	Done.
	Someone's saying for you to check your Twitter mentions, Cat Turd.
	That's F1234KY. I'm sure you're...
	I cannot even imagine having your phone and looking at it.
	I bet it's just unreal with all the notifications and everything.
	Okay, here's some good news about that.
	Lee Zeldin will be the first Republican to carry Staten Island in a governor's race since 2002, and it's not even close.
	Zeldin's going to win this thing.
	I just have this feeling he's going to...
	Oh, I hope so.
	I hope you're right.
	That would be so huge for the people of New York.
	That would be...
	I mean, they're just letting criminals out.
	The city's gone.
	City's gone.
	Yeah.
	So, yeah, North Carolina, we're up on both the Senate races there, a little bit, one or two, Ohio and North Carolina, but they're just like, ah...
	How can you only have 45% and Florida's already almost finished and it's like half the population?
	Okay, so here's something interesting that's happening over there on my Rumble page.
	I think because this show, we've been advertising we're going to be on Rumble, and even they said that they were going to have a hard time with all of the usage that's going to be going on.
	I've kind of lost my chat over in my regular Rumble, but I'm looking over here.
	No, it's okay, because I'm looking over here, and it looks like we have some more donations.
	I just want you all to know that if you did donate, and if I'm not able to catch you tonight, I will catch up with you tomorrow.
	Right, Fleet Admiral James?
	Yeah.
	It's the telephone.
	So here you go.
	Greg28818.
	Thank you so much for your donation.
	And then we have Maris4.
	Okay, she says, off topic here, but am I the only one that thinks Cousin HipTurd looks like Captain Kangaroo?
	Hmm.
	Captain Kangaroo there showing your age, and I know who he is too.
	DeSantis just said, and I just did it, Florida is where woke goes to die.
	DeSantis is now up with 85%.
	19 points, folks.
	He could win 23 by 23 points.
	Wow.
	19 points.
	Isn't that fun?
	Let's play.
	I just retweeted this.
	Let's see what he has to say here because he looks fired up.
	I hadn't played the audio.
	Man, he looks fired up.
	I just retweeted it.
	Okay, so let me go over to Kat.
	Beto's eating dirt somewhere.
	He's furry.
	Meanwhile, furry's eating dirt.
	Oh, I love it.
	Alright, so let me get this up here for you all to see.
	DeSantis.
	Woke ideology.
	Let's go for it.
	We fight the woke in the legislature.
	We fight the woke in the schools.
	We fight the woke in the corporations.
	We will never, ever surrender to the woke mob.
	Florida is where woke goes to die.
	Ooh!
	People have come here because our policies work.
	Leadership woke...
	Wow, I love that guy.
	Wow, man.
	We gotta get this in the hole.
	That fired me up, and I'm getting a little tired.
	That fired me up.
	Good.
	Come on.
	Let's go.
	Good lord, man.
	I know.
	19?
	He's gonna win by over 20 points, folks.
	Man.
	Charlie Chris is somewhere crying in his tanning bed right now.
	He's planning his next run.
	Breaking.
	Two more years before Charlie Chris can lose another race somewhere.
	You know, too, that he'll run as anything.
	He was a Republican governor in Florida before.
	He's running as a Republican, he's running as a Democrat, running independent, back to Republican, back to independent, now a Democrat.
	I'm not kidding.
	Well, that's the left for you.
	I mean, they can't figure out what they are.
	Whatever I can do.
	Such a sellout.
	Mother of Pearl, her husband, make sure that you keep her and her husband in your prayers.
	They had a hospital visit just recently, and he's okay, but it's going to take a little while to get through it.
	So definitely love Miss Mother of Pearl, and I just hope everything goes well over there.
	Bronze Cowgirl.
	I love you, Jules and Cat Turd.
	Y'all are the best.
	Well, we're having fun with you all.
	We think you're the best.
	No, you're the best.
	Littermates.
	Oh my God.
	What'd you have?
	This is funny.
	Y'all want to hear say something funny?
	Yes.
	I'm going to retweet this.
	Saw a loser from hell is what I put over it.
	South Carolina U.S. Senate Democrat candidate Crystal Matthews immediately deletes her Twitter account after losing to Senator Tim Scott.
	I'm leaving Twitter forever.
	I lost.
	KM for Senate.
	This account does not exist.
	I've never seen one do that before.
	Holy crap.
	She has no use.
	Well, they never gave her a blue check either.
	It doesn't look like so.
	There you go.
	God, look at this.
	I can't say this name, but I'm going to let you read this one.
	Okay.
	Hung cow?
	Oh.
	Oh, you're going to have me read it, of course, so I can mess it up.
	Okay, so which one is this one?
	You're better at this than me.
	Oh, yeah, really?
	Yeah, I just retweeted it.
	It's now within two points in Virginia 10.
	Pundits say if Republicans win Virginia 10, it's evident of a red tsunami.
	There already is.
	Biden won this by 18 points.
	Ooh.
	Now, this is worrisome for me over here in California.
	Karen Bass is trending.
	I hope she does not win.
	Oh, no.
	It's the very last thing we need.
	You get nothing but bad news.
	I know.
	You live in California.
	You think you're going to get one?
	I know.
	You're partying, and I'm like, sigh.
	Sigh.
	You think you're going to get one anything?
	You've been living under a rock lately.
	You're getting nothing, and you'll like it.
	I know, I know.
	I feel bad for you, because I'm over here celebrating and just rub it in the hell.
	No, you don't.
	You don't feel bad at all.
	Oh no, man.
	This is great.
	You're having a ball over there.
	All right, so this was an interesting race though, because Caruso used to be a Republican, and then he realized, hey, you know what, you can't run on that ticket and expect to survive anything around here.
	And so he switched over.
	I think he's an independent now.
	Maybe he's a dim.
	I don't know.
	But anyway, I'm hoping that he beats Karen Bass.
	But it's a very close race.
	He's a real...
	I mean, he's a millionaire.
	I think even possibly a billionaire at this point.
	But he spent $100 million on this race of his own money.
	Yeah, this is a real serious thing.
	And there's so many things I would rather do than run for office with $100 million.
	Can you imagine?
	Yeah.
	And here you go.
	You've got Elon Musk.
	Elon Musk actually threw his hat in for Rick Caruso.
	He says, Los Angeles is fortunate to have someone like Rick Caruso running for mayor.
	He's awesome.
	It's rare for me to endorse political candidates.
	Oh, I hope this would be a really good thing for LA, especially with what we've gone through.
	Bronze cowgirl.
	Bronze cowgirl.
	I love that name.
	Then you have C. Douglass.
	Great job, Jules and Cat Turd.
	C. Douglass.
	Or C. Douglass.
	Can everybody name their kids John Smith from here on out?
	Or Cat Turd.
	Cat Turd 1, Cat Turd 2, Cat Turd 3.
	Okay, breaking Republican Ronnie Jackson.
	Texas 13th Congressional District.
	Okay, so that was Texas 13th.
	There you are.
	Yeah.
	Ronnie Jacks, another good one.
	Alright.
	Let's keep it going.
	Okay, this is a big one.
	Uh-oh.
	Big one.
	This is big.
	I mean, this is huge.
	It don't get no bigger than this.
	Oh.
	Ready?
	Yes, I am.
	Brian Kemp re-elected the governor in Georgia.
	All right.
	We knew that was going to happen.
	It was a huge win.
	About as big as the gap between Stacey Abrams' teeth, right?
	Lordy mercy.
	This is something.
	God, has she said she's won it?
	She blamed it on the black dudes.
	She did.
	She blamed it on the black dudes.
	My God, she blames everything on everybody.
	On everybody.
	You know, I bet they're a little nervous about this race, this mayor race in LA because people aren't going to show up to vote because it's raining.
	Betcha.
	Betcha, betcha.
	Our polls are not closed now.
	Well, I bet Georgia's happy.
	Gosh, talking about dodging a bullet.
	That's dodging a mortar shell.
	Lordy mercy.
	And this is what I understand.
	If he wins by 10, there's no way.
	I mean, let's face it.
	When you go vote, you go vote a straight Republican ticket or a straight Democrat.
	99% of the time, that's what people are going to vote.
	And you always know when there's some shenanigans when the governor wins and then the senator.
	Look in Florida, for instance.
	Everybody's winning by 17, 19 points.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So, when I see that, I know there's some shenanigans.
	When I see a Republican governor win by 10 points, and then the senator doesn't cover the spread, I'm just like, something ain't right.
	Definitely not.
	Man, we gotta get Walker above 50, though, because, man, I don't want to go through this Senate thing again.
	Here's another one, a Democrat.
	Democrat Seth Magaziner is the winner against Republican Alan Fung in Rhode Island's 2nd Congressional District, local station WPRI projects.
	One of the first highly competitive races to be called tonight.
	Why?
	Because you have a Democrat, finally?
	I don't think of all the ones that they needed, I mean, they haven't won one that they're not supposed to win yet.
	I mean, that they thought nothing's happening for the Democrats.
	This J.D. Vance thing is real big.
	This is a huge indicator.
	He's going to win, folks.
	They do this in Ohio all the time.
	They count all these cities and stuff, and at the end they count the rule, and he's going to win.
	Katie Vance is going to win, folks.
	Wow, that's a big one.
	You heard it here first.
	It's only like 45%, 60%.
	It'll come around.
	We're going to win that one.
	I really want Selden to win.
	They're throwing all their cheating stuff at Arizona and Pennsylvania right now, but hell, they'll do it anywhere.
	This is a really big deal.
	Tim Bryan is just an absolute puppet of Biden and all of the left.
	You've seen the things that he's said over and over again.
	I mean, the guy is, you know, he just worships the ground.
	Nancy Piglosi and others walk on.
	There's another one in Florida.
	Good Lord.
	U.S. Representative Brian Donalds defeats Democrat Cindy Bangy by 34 points.
	Man.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know, we sent a pretty loud message.
	Democrats, listen very carefully if you're coming to Florida.
	Not welcome!
	Turn around and get the hell out of our state.
	We hate you.
	You suck.
	Get out.
	I don't know how else to say it when you win in by 20 points.
	Oh, boy.
	Alright, my status is bad.
	I guess the video of Beto twerking didn't work.
	No.
	And Stacey Abrams twerking.
	I guess them twerking videos didn't work.
	Oh, I just hope for Michigan and I hope for New York.
	I'm just thinking about those two.
	Dixon.
	I would love for her to beat Whitmer.
	Gretchen is just a witch.
	She's just such a...
	Unlikable.
	She was supposed to be the vice president instead of Kamala.
	He was choosing between those two at one point.
	Lord.
	I know.
	I know.
	It says, Justin, GOP's, Nicole...
	Man, these names.
	Miliotakis.
	I am so glad you're here.
	Democrat, Max Rosen, rematch.
	Say that name again.
	Miliotakis.
	It's probably Maluki likes.
	Maluka likes.
	Who knows?
	Sounds Greek.
	John Smith, people.
	All your boys are going to be named John Smith.
	All your girls are going to be Ann Jones from now on.
	We're going to make it a rule.
	You can't go into play with the litter mates unless you have got a name like Jones Smith.
	Gat.
	That Don Wilson.
	Jesus, DeSantis won by 19, Rubio by 15.
	Hey, it's not over yet.
	Don't worry.
	How are we doing with us?
	Some people are asking now, how's Carrie doing?
	How's Carrie Lake doing?
	We're looking.
	They're not, yeah, they haven't closed yet.
	The polls haven't closed yet.
	They're still voting because Arizona's on my time.
	We won't know anything for another little while on that one.
	Yes.
	Michigan would really do well.
	So all the four professional losers, three of them's lost already.
	The only guy left to lose now is old McMuffin.
	Egghead.
	McMuffin.
	Yeah, he does.
	His head looks just like an egg.
	So here you go.
	You got the lawsuits happening too, of course.
	We knew that they would come.
	We're going to spend their life in court.
	Okay.
	Breaking.
	Attorneys file suit after ballot accepted in Georgia County on loose leaf paper with security feature turned off in all examined machines.
	I do want to remind everybody too that Sarah Huckabee Sanders was the first female governor ever elected in Arkansas.
	All right.
	Yeah, anybody else that ran, Bill Clinton was raping them so they couldn't run before us.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	I mean, he is, you know what, the guy is such a creep.
	How he and Hillary, how they can still show their face though and act like we're supposed to have forgotten.
	We know exactly what they are.
	They just won't go away.
	Hillary has tried to reinvent herself so many different times.
	It's just one of those people you just can't get, you know.
	She's given everything.
	Yeah.
	You know, besides being the most cheated on woman in history.
	Sure.
	She's also, she was, I mean, they felt sorry for her because she lost the election.
	She lost the election twice.
	Once to Obama, once to Trump.
	The first time she loses to Obama, you know, with number one, they gave her Secretary of State.
	She didn't earn it.
	They gave her that as a prize for conceding to Obama.
	What do you get if you don't make a big stink out of it?
	And that was close, too.
	Remember Bill Clinton coming out?
	Oh, yeah.
	They used the race card on us.
	I do.
	I've seen it.
	And, you know, the one thing that I really wish, if I were to have ever been a fly on any wall at any time, it would have been the night that Hillary lost to Donald Trump.
	Okay, we just won the Oklahoma governor.
	All right.
	We'll take it.
	Republican just defeated the Democrat for Oklahoma governor.
	Oh my.
	Man, it's just, I tell you, the Democrats, they're gone.
	All these big mouths.
	Yes, they are.
	They're always polluting my damn, they're always polluting my page and they're always there because they hadn't cleared out all the bull crap yet.
	That's right.
	But they're always there.
	They're always stinking up my page.
	And I don't see any of them.
	They're gone.
	They're probably in Egypt riding a camel too.
	Everybody's going to Egypt.
	They're going to have a camel shortage over there.
	So many Democrats going over there right now to get out in the damn desert.
	Yeah.
	Lord.
	Oh, it looks like I've got a Californian here in the chat room.
	Viking C says, are we having fun yet?
	I love my Jules and cat turd.
	I voted red across the board in California.
	Rain falling.
	I know.
	We've got a lot of rain falling.
	No one knows what to do with this rain.
	Man.
	It's a good sign though.
	Is this right?
	Miami-Dade County right now with about 90% reporting.
	God.
	DeSantis is winning Miami-Dade by 12 points.
	11 points right now.
	This is only going to get better and better and better.
	Oh, I cannot wait.
	Camel shortage.
	Camel shortage in Egypt.
	Yep.
	At least they're on foot.
	They got a desert convoy going on there like you had to believe.
	Oh my God.
	Oh my gosh.
	Where are you going?
	I'm going to Delaware.
	I'm going to Egypt.
	Egypt of all places.
	We got to figure out why.
	Because, you know, what is the deal with Egypt of all places?
	They call it live on the term elections.
	Mm-hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	They don't want it to go past this.
	They're crying so bad.
	Don Winslow, imagine how different things would be today if we had just held Donald Trump and the rest of Republicans involving January 6th responsible.
	God, please.
	January 6th was a total sham, and everyone knows it, and everyone is sick of it, and those people that are still in prison as a result of this regime, oh my gosh, we have got to get them out, and I hope that's the first thing that happens.
	It's got to.
	So Maryland just voted to legalize marijuana, recreational.
	So if you're in Maryland, smoke them if you got them.
	Oh my God.
	Oh, this is fun.
	Gotta do a weed report.
	A weed report, yeah.
	Well, I'm about to go get my third beer, so let's do a John Rich song.
	Are you ready for a John Rich song?
	I can pull one of those.
	My bladder's really ready for a John Rich song.
	It's like, play some John Rich, please!
	Your bladder talks to us all.
	All right, so all that beer.
	We're on a cat to our bladder break.
	We'll be right back.
	Go, Cat, go!
	Here we go.
	There's a hole in this country where its heart used to be.
	No glory is divided on fire in the street.
	They say building back better will make America great.
	If that's a wave of the future, all I've got to say.
	Stick your progress where the sun don't shine.
	Keep your big mess away from me.
	and mine If you leave us alone Well, we'd all be just fine Stick your progress Where the sun don't shine They invite the whole world to come live in our land and leave our countrymen dying
	in Afghanistan.
	They say let go of Jesus and let government save.
	You can have back your freedoms if you do what we say.
	Stake your progress where the sun don't shine.
	Keep your big mess away from me and mine If you leave us alone, well we'd all be just fine Stick your progress where the sun don't shine Shut down our pipelines and they shut down our voices
	Shut down our main streets and they shut down our choices They've been us all over but it's all over now Cause we figured it out We ain't backing down Stick your progress where the sun don't shine Keep your big mess away from me and mine
	If you leave us alone, we'll we'd all be just fine Stick your progress Where the sun don't shine.
	Where the sun don't shine.
	Where the sun don't shine Where the sun don't shine That's about how I feel too.
	Stick it.
	Bladder is now empty.
	Let's go.
	Oh my gosh.
	Well, everybody's talking about turd stock.
	You want to tell us a little bit about turd stock?
	What your progress is on turd stock?
	Bearcat.
	You there?
	Yes.
	Yes, I'm here.
	I was actually talking to myself.
	Not funny.
	I had it on mute so you didn't hear me typing and pulling up all of these things.
	But what I was saying was, tell us about Turdfest, Kat.
	Tell us what you...
	What is happening?
	Yeah, it's not much to say yet.
	We're just in the planning stages, so I really can't...
	Can't really talk about it enough.
	Well, I could talk about it if we had something planned.
	It's an idea.
	It's in the creation mode.
	Okay, here you go.
	Never doubt a turd.
	Never doubt a turd, never flush a good turd.
	Yeah, Ohio Senate update with 59% in.
	Vance up 52.8 to 47.2.
	Five points.
	Oh my goodness.
	Five and a half points.
	I told you.
	This is a very big race for them to lose.
	This man, he threw in his hat for president.
	Remember that.
	Tim Ryan ran for president.
	He certainly did.
	He felt like he was a real big and rising voice.
	This will be a huge upset for them.
	Big one.
	Gosh, I can't laugh about Beto.
	Man, they're ripping Beto a new asshole on Twitter right now.
	Florida failed women.
	Oh, God.
	Who do you think won the woman vote in Florida if they won by 22%?
	Of course.
	They act like every woman in the world.
	His whole goal in life is to have as many abortions as they can.
	I mean, it's degrading.
	It's gross.
	It's degrading to treat women like that.
	I agree.
	Oh my God.
	You know, every woman don't want to go out and have a hundred abortions.
	And we don't want to hear about it.
	And they act like they're superheroes when they get one.
	Look, I had an abortion.
	I'm celebrating.
	I'm a superhero.
	That's the worst though.
	I mean, that is the absolute worst is when you have a woman in a conversation and they want to talk about how many abortions they've had and they're bragging about it.
	I don't want to know about your sexual history.
	I don't want to know how you murdered your own child.
	I really don't.
	You can just keep that to yourself because that's not a conversation I even feel like I'm ever going to have with anyone.
	Ever.
	And I hope not to.
	But to brag about it is just ridiculous.
	Gail JL, thank you so much for the donation.
	Jules and Kat, I have enjoyed this so much.
	Thank you.
	Good.
	Us too.
	I love winning.
	Crafty Meyer, thanks Jules and Kat.
	It was a big thing.
	We lost another one.
	Charlie Chris is governor.
	Stacey Abrams won.
	Beto is governor.
	Well, 2020 was like that.
	Oh my gosh.
	That would have been rough, wouldn't it?
	Well, we were all sitting there watching the horror of the whole thing being stolen in front of our eyes.
	And I remember when we first started the night, and it was crazy because I was doing a show that night.
	And we ended it because they stopped counting.
	But everybody at that time thought that President Trump's lead was significant enough until they stole it.
	Until the water main broke.
	Then you woke up the next day and, oh wow, look at the results.
	Haven't they flipped?
	Haven't they turned?
	They were trying to warn us that they were going to do this to us again, that the results wouldn't be figured out for a couple of weeks.
	No, you need to get your act together.
	You need to go ahead and count them that same day that we vote.
	There is no reason for extra time.
	If somebody cannot make it to the polls and they miss the opportunity to vote, I'm sorry.
	You forfeit it.
	Just like anything else.
	You forfeited your right to vote.
	And that's too bad.
	Because that's something that you should really take pride in.
	And if you did, if you cared about it, you'd be there on time.
	You'd cast it on time.
	You'd plan.
	This is ridiculous.
	I mean, this whole thing that they're doing in California with the mail-in and the mail voter harvesting and all of that.
	And the problem is, they've started doing it in the churches.
	So they're collecting all of these ballots in places like that and then counting indefinitely.
	Just keep going until we win.
	That's what they think.
	Ugh.
	Yeah, I don't think...
	I don't know.
	I always say, Kat, you've got to come out and visit.
	You've got to come check it out.
	But I really don't think so.
	I think I'm going to be in stall number three at your place.
	I've claimed stall three.
	Yeah, you come visit here.
	Why do I want to go there?
	I need a break from California.
	Okay, hold on.
	I think JD Vance just took Ohio.
	Hold on.
	Okay, I'm just trying to find some different people saying it.
	I don't see anybody.
	Yeah, I see a few people, but, you know, no news organizations.
	There's a few people just say taking Ohio, but I haven't seen any.
	I'm not going to report that yet.
	We would not make any decisions at the decision desk.
	We need more than one credible source over here.
	We're not going to pull a Fox News, right?
	Yeah.
	At the decision desk, which is me drinking beer with a nice empty bladder now.
	Oh my gosh.
	Well, Mother of Pearl said you have broken the seal, so we will see more of that.
	Oh, wow.
	Okay, so they are talking about it, though.
	No, no, no.
	You were right on the pulse of this whole thing, because developing Ohio Senate race Trump-backed J.D. Vance takes the lead against Democrat Tim Ryan.
	He's leading by a lot right now.
	Oh, definitely.
	Here it is.
	He has 53.4% of the vote.
	And Paul Ryan is at 46.6%.
	This is going to be a major upset.
	Oh, he's firing up the crowd already.
	You want to watch this clip?
	Let's check it out.
	But let me propose something.
	Let me propose something.
	When we get there, when we get to Washington, D.C., Republicans, we need to govern like we won the majority the American people gave us, not like a bunch of cowards.
	Let's get to work in Washington, D.C. No more talk.
	It's time for action.
	Yes!
	Let's go!
	That's a rally?
	Hmm.
	Yes, that's at his headquarters.
	Let's go.
	That was at the Trump rally, it says, in front of a fired-up crowd at the Ohio Trump rally.
	Let me propose something when we get there.
	Republicans need to govern like we won the majority the American people gave us.
	Let's get to work in Washington, D.C. No more talk.
	It's time for action.
	That's right.
	When you get elected, all of you newbies, you go in there and you own the place.
	We put you up there.
	We want some change.
	We want to see it.
	Okay, Republicans win Ohio seats 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 12, and 14 right now.
	Wow.
	I just called those.
	Nice.
	I'm calling them in buckets now.
	Okay, with 71% reporting, Herschel Walker 49.6 to 48.6.
	So he's one point up and he's easing up there.
	Let's go.
	He's easing up there to that 50%.
	Oh, yes.
	This is a huge one, man.
	man.
	Let's do the music, folks.
	Ted Budd just won North Carolina Senate.
	All right.
	Republican.
	All right.
	That was a big one we had to have.
	Yes, we did.
	Baum is reporting that Mastriano is losing with 34%.
	And we've got a ways to go, though.
	Let's debate on that one.
	Let me tell you how this usually goes.
	And this is how they do this in elections.
	If there's like 25% in and your candidate's losing by 30 points, they're probably going to win.
	Because they do that.
	They're like, oh my God, it's over.
	Here he comes back.
	He's coming back.
	He's coming back.
	And he wins by nose.
	I mean, it's ridiculous.
	You think about this.
	When they dump these counties, they have all this county information who's going to win because it all gets dumped at the same time.
	So they can sit there and cherry pick what counties they do to do a narrative.
	They're like, okay, the guy that's going to lose, we know he's going to lose, but let's cherry pick this county and this county and do the results.
	That's 39% showing.
	Now he's up 15.
	And then we'll just add these a little bit at a time for the next four hours.
	They do this shit.
	Mm-hmm.
	That's why.
	Don't watch them.
	Don't watch them.
	All right.
	Well, see, okay, so let's go ahead and rain on that parade and get it over with.
	Let's just do it.
	So this is out from the Daily Mail.
	Fetterman takes the early lead over Oz in Pennsylvania Senate race.
	Don't worry about that.
	I'm not going to worry about that one.
	Uh-uh.
	Okay.
	Christy Noem just won re-election in South Dakota.
	Fabu.
	That's good.
	Yep.
	That's good.
	So you've got the votes from Pittsburgh and Philadelphia, but crucial race is too early to call and results could take days.
	See that's that's bologna and cheese.
	No, it should be called and it should be counted.
	Counted first then called but yeah I mean this whole waiting two weeks I mean that's how that's what they did in Orange County we had Republican stronghold red areas we had four of them in Orange County and they kept counting until they flipped those seats and everyone just stood there stunned like they're still counting That's what they'll do.
	They'll continue.
	Man, I'm telling you, all these people, I'm looking for, like, Twitter always puts these damn Rob Reiner's and Bette Midler's and all these shares on my thing.
	They're gone.
	Well, they're all fleeing Twitter.
	They're going to Egypt, too.
	Camel.
	Camel convo is getting bigger and bigger.
	You need to write a song about going to Egypt, right?
	On a camel.
	Lord.
	Horse with no name.
	I think there is one bought like an Egyptian.
	I think it's already been out.
	I can't beat that one.
	Oh, gosh.
	Oh lordy.
	And here you go with the AOC. Might as well just rein in all these while we can.
	AOC wins in New York just hours after claiming crime is down.
	Ha ha!
	That's funny.
	And blasting moved to send cops onto the subway despite violent attacks surging 30% in Rotten Big Apple.
	Well, that's true.
	Yeah.
	The city folk always think they're so much smarter in this country, folk.
	Let me tell you something.
	He's just voting an AOC. She don't know what a garbage disposal is.
	She's a moron.
	Right, and she drives a Tesla and has a crush on Elon Musk.
	That must burn her up.
	Okay, so we have Governor J.B. Pritzker, who has been re-elected, defeats Republican Darren Bailey, Democrat, Illinois Governor J.B. Yeah, and they said that was one they thought Republicans were going to win.
	I don't never think we're ever going to win anything in Colorado.
	When they said that, I'm saying, okay, there it is.
	J.D. Vance just won.
	Excellent!
	I've got to get my applause button.
	Here's my applause button.
	I'm going to tweet it.
	I told you guys not to worry.
	They're doing that bullshit I'm telling you about.
	Yeah?
	There's a big one.
	It's a big one.
	Yep-er.
	I like this.
	So you was all worried about, what, ten minutes ago?
	So here you are, J.D. Vance.
	Oh, yeah.
	As a Trumper, man.
	He will not vote.
	He's already said he will not vote for Mitch McConnell.
	Oh, great.
	Lead the way.
	Who wants McConnell up there anyway?
	For some reason, they're putting all their eggs in Arizona, which I don't think they can win no matter how they do it, but for that pre-complete...
	Idiot.
	I didn't even have a brain.
	Oh, that Fetterman lurch.
	Good God.
	Yeah.
	Please.
	I want to win that one bad so I don't have to see it.
	That just complete asshole anymore in my life.
	I want a divorce from ever seeing him again.
	I agree.
	I absolutely agree.
	Here is your Nicole Malliotakis wins re-election bid over Max Rose in New York 11.
	So she beat him twice apparently.
	Anything we can pick up in New York.
	We'll take it.
	Exactly.
	I feel the same way in California.
	Anything we can get here.
	This is good.
	There's no good news for Democrats tonight.
	No.
	They knew it, though.
	They knew it going in.
	They knew it going in.
	Their policies have failed.
	This is why they wouldn't debate.
	This is exactly why.
	This is why they were all lying.
	And every single time Joe Biden got up there, he would lie about the gas prices.
	He would lie about everything.
	They can't defend anything they're doing.
	Mm-mm.
	Good lord.
	It's amazing to meet anybody who's voting for Democrat.
	How dumb are you people voting Democrat?
	You're dumb.
	You're dumb.
	Man.
	Well, it is true.
	You're dumb.
	Yeah.
	You broke out that?
	I got that one.
	Same thing.
	Still dumb.
	Thank you, Jackie.
	But I have another one.
	Let's go out and vote for a Democrat so we can be poor.
	Yeah.
	So we can't even put food on our table.
	I don't want it to be $40 to fill up my car.
	I want it to be $120 to fill up my car.
	Let's go vote for Democrats.
	Yay!
	These guys, they're idiots.
	They are.
	They are.
	I mean, this is...
	Man.
	It's so true.
	I'm going to get a shirt that says, the dumber you are, the more money I make.
	I swear, these people are dumb.
	Well, we have another one.
	So, for Tim Ryan out there, because that was a very big win here.
	Yeah.
	This is awesome.
	We've got Another One Bites the Dust.
	Another One Bites the Dust.
	Who's the cat jamming with me?
	A fuzzy cat.
	Lord.
	Oh, yes.
	Yes.
	I don't have to see that goober again.
	Oh, another one that twerked.
	All the twerkers are losing.
	Are they?
	Yeah.
	Who's a twerker?
	Not twerked.
	They were dancing more than do that dance.
	Oh yes, on TikTok.
	Yeah, what was it?
	They were whatever.
	Twerking.
	Twerking in the front.
	Front twerking.
	So, which one lost?
	Which twerker?
	All of them were doing them weird dances.
	Beto.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Whitmer.
	Whitmer.
	Yeah.
	Did it.
	And then the one that did a hen stand.
	Remember that twerker?
	That was a weird situation.
	I didn't really know.
	I thought it was a joke at first.
	But yeah, she got up there and stood on her hands and in the sand at the beach and It just worked for quite some time.
	Man, this is...
	Where's the liberals at?
	I know.
	I mean, I'm telling you, I go through my homepage and it's just polluted with these people.
	I can't find anybody.
	Where y'all at?
	Y'all talked all that shit for the last two years.
	Well, here's...
	This was Rhode Island Senator Tiara Mack.
	Remember this chick?
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, come on!
	This is what I'm talking about here.
	Vote Senator Mack!
	Ew!
	No!
	Now, why would you think that that would get you votes?
	Well, somebody voted for it because of it.
	Did she lose or win?
	She probably won.
	I don't know.
	We're going to have to watch.
	Vote Senator Mack!
	What are incredible skills?
	Watch me twerk!
	Vote for me!
	No.
	Definitely no.
	I know, everybody's going, oh, my eyes, my eyes!
	Bleach, bleach, bleach!
	Yeah, thanks a lot for that one.
	Sorry about that.
	I know it was a buzzkill.
	They all are.
	Let's keep going.
	Okay, I hit something wrong.
	What am I doing here?
	So, Stacey Abrams has lost again.
	That's a really good deal.
	Okay, here's one.
	Republican Chris Smith wins re-election to U.S. House in New Jersey's 4th Congressional District.
	Right.
	It's always good to pick one up in New Jersey, folks.
	That's it, too.
	They had problems there with their voting machines not working.
	You know, the unbelievable voting machines that work so perfectly and are unhackable.
	That's right.
	Please.
	They're going to be the first one to accuse us of voter fraud.
	You watch.
	That's how this always goes.
	Well, here you go.
	Some really great news here.
	Gateway Pundit is reporting.
	Bye-bye, Nancy.
	GOP wins enough new seats to retake U.S. House.
	Another dark night for the Piglosie family.
	It's been a rough year.
	Take the hammer out of Paul's ass and hand it to the Democrats.
	Hand it to the Republicans, I mean.
	Oh, see you later is right.
	We can get rid of Miss Piglosie now.
	Thank goodness.
	Yeah, but who else is reporting that?
	Because you know they're going to hold on to that.
	Here you go.
	You've got Republicans needed to take five seats from Democrats to win back the U.S. House of Representatives and take the gavel from corrupt Democrat Nancy Piclosi.
	Republicans have flipped seven seats already and the night is young.
	And those five seats were all in Florida.
	Thank you, Florida.
	Wow!
	Man, if we could just turn the rest of the country into Florida, we'd have something, wouldn't we?
	Oh my gosh.
	The rest of the country is moving to Florida.
	Everybody's going to have to live on a boat because there's not going to be any room left.
	Yeah, my property value's doubled in the last four years.
	I'm sure it has.
	I'm sure it has.
	You'll be able to own the town.
	Of course, nobody can afford to buy it because interest rates, thanks to the basement dummy, are 150,000.3.
	That's right.
	By God.
	So, oh, Lady Grey is calling me out.
	She said, where is the breaking news on that one?
	I'm sorry.
	Sorry, let me do that for you.
	Sorry.
	Delayed.
	Wow!
	That's a good one.
	This is a really good one.
	So here you go.
	Democrats are not projected to take any seats in the U.S. House, but there's always the fraud wildcard.
	Real clear politics have the live results for the U.S. House of Representatives.
	And here you go.
	This beautiful little map is turning redder and redder as we go.
	So the House of Representatives is a 435-seat chamber, meaning that a party needs to hold 218 seats to claim a majority under normal circumstances.
	Ahead of the midterms, the Democrats hold 220 seats.
	The Republicans have This comes after Nancy Piglosie woke up to hear her husband was in the hospital after an attack in her San Francisco home.
	She is since going to...
	The most ridiculous narrative that nobody believes with any...
	If you've got two brain cells...
	If you've got only two brain cells playing ping pong in your brain, you won't believe that.
	I agree.
	I agree.
	Wow.
	So this is really good stuff.
	And of course, she's decided she's going to Egypt.
	On a camel with a horse with no name.
	Yeah.
	And my weirdo hammer time husband ain't invited.
	Yeah.
	I don't want to get him there riding a camel anyway.
	I know it.
	Oh my gosh, Kat.
	I gotta tell you, this is so much more fun than watching this stuff by myself.
	We're gonna have to do this every time.
	Alright, so here you go.
	We've got more.
	We've got Dominion Machines from Gateway Pundit.
	This is another article.
	Dominion machines down in Texas, Arizona, New Jersey.
	Other voter irregularities are being reported, of course.
	So here you go.
	Person of the Year time.
	They've got a picture of one of these things here.
	Voters in Mercer County, New Jersey, are facing a countywide system outage in their election using Dominion voting machines, of course.
	Voters are not being turned away but are being asked to fill out ballots manually and place them in the slot for manual counting later.
	In 2020, Mercer was a plus 40 Biden county in the 2021 governor's race.
	Democrats lost nine points over their 2020 performance in the county of 387,000 people.
	The turnout in 2021 was of course significantly less.
	It's not just New Jersey either.
	The Gateway Pundit has reported election day anomalies and machine outages across the country.
	In Maricopa County, tabulators did not work starting at 6 a.m.
	when the polls opened.
	John Kennedy wins re-election in the U.S. Senate in Louisiana.
	I like him.
	I like him a lot.
	He's funny.
	Yeah, man.
	I wish he would do more.
	He's in.
	But he's good.
	He's in there.
	Mm-hmm.
	There you have it.
	That's a good one.
	Man.
	I mean, they're really great when they get up there and they grandstand and stuff.
	I just want to see some results from all of this, right?
	I want them to use the power that they have.
	The Democrats certainly used as much of it as they could.
	So, come on, Republicans.
	Toughen up here.
	People have been speaking.
	They've been talking.
	They've been screaming.
	And now we are winning in a huge tsunami.
	Do your job.
	We're getting any new information.
	Oh, Herschel Walker just hit the 50% mark.
	Okay!
	Yeah, he's still only one ahead.
	He's up by about 40,000 votes.
	All right.
	So, I don't know.
	I hate when people tweet this and they don't put the percentage of votes.
	Oh, no.
	I got some bad, bad news.
	Uh-oh.
	It looks like Decision Desk HQ projects Josh Shapiro, Democrat, elected governor in Pennsylvania.
	You've got to be kidding.
	You've got to be kidding.
	I told you, that was their cheating stronghold.
	You knew it.
	They decided to cheat on.
	You said so.
	Yeah, but he was always projected to win, though.
	The other guy was never up.
	Y'all know that, right?
	This is not unexpected.
	This is not an upset at all.
	We were just hoping.
	Yeah, we were praying on that one, but hey.
	It's okay.
	Yeah.
	We're getting it done.
	We're not going to win everything.
	We're going to start chipping away.
	Chip, chip, chip.
	Yeah, man.
	I'd love for Herschel Walker to win that one tonight outright.
	If he can win that tonight, they're going to win the Senate.
	Yeah.
	I can almost guarantee it.
	Boy, this is crunch time.
	You know, and everyone that I've been talking about, even though California is a little bleak, people are excited about this.
	They really are.
	This was something that we all needed.
	Very...
	President Trump is a really...
	God, why is it so slow in Georgia?
	Florida is just like...
	Well, because of your governor.
	That's why.
	He cleaned up your voter rolls and everything else.
	He cleaned up the cheating.
	He basically said, hey, you know what?
	If you get caught cheating, you're going to the slammer.
	Try to figure that one out.
	Let's go Carrie Lake.
	I cannot wait until Carrie Lake does the exact same thing and more.
	She will.
	And on the West Coast.
	They'll do the same thing now in Arizona.
	They always do.
	They're going to dump.
	It's going to look like she's losing by 30.
	So don't panic if you see that because they're doing that everywhere.
	They did that to J.D. Vance.
	Remember, he was 28 points down before he won.
	So don't...
	They do that for drama.
	And so...
	Just don't panic when you see the early voting because they do that all the time.
	President Trump must be so proud.
	He knows what kind of weight and kind of value that he has.
	This is big.
	This just goes to show you exactly what's going to happen in 2024.
	And they know it too.
	I cannot wait for him to announce.
	Let's go, bud.
	Let's get it out there.
	So the voting on Election Day was a complete disaster across the country, and especially in Arizona, where Democrat gubernatorial candidate Katie Hobbs is Secretary of State.
	I mean, first off, she should have recused herself if she was running for governor.
	She should have never, ever been in charge of that, the elections.
	But there are now less than two hours left to cast a ballot in the Grand Canyon State.
	Republican voters in Republican districts are running into similar problems.
	Tabulators are down.
	Printers are running out of ink.
	Voting machines are down and long, long lines.
	Voters are waiting several hours in several Republican districts due to Katie Hobbs' incompetence and malfeasance.
	Of course, that's what she is.
	How could they expect for somebody like her to even run a state?
	It's kind of like Fetterman.
	What do you think you're going to get exactly?
	Come on.
	Earlier, the Gateway Pundit reported that President Trump called for protest, protest, protest.
	The Democrats knew we would have a historic turnout on Election Day, and they were ready for it.
	Now Republicans need to stay in line and outvote the fraud or protest, protest, protest, as President Trump stated.
	Patriots in Maricopa County are sharing the following information around to help others find quick and easy polling locations.
	And you have got all Maricopa County PCs are spreading the word, requesting you share the link to find other locations and instructions to spread the news through social media.
	Yeah, that social media that CNN told you to turn off because they didn't want you looking at it because they don't want you getting any of these updates.
	Yeah, that group.
	So you.
	So, basically, you've got the media and the PC captains for PCs to go to the busiest poll locations and share this information up and down the line.
	And I will go ahead and share all of this stuff with you so that you have it in case there's somebody out there.
	It's like Republican Eric Smith, Republican, for governor race is just to be elected as Missouri governor.
	And we're winning a lot of governorships.
	Yes, we are.
	This is what we want.
	We're winning the hell out of some of them.
	Let's go.
	Can't win them all.
	The governors are important now, people.
	I mean, you see what happened to COVID and what happened.
	It's almost as important as the president and sometimes more important.
	It sure is.
	So here you go.
	These are the things that you need to know.
	You need to find other voting locations with short wait.
	Maricopa.VoteDirectLink.
	I just put that into your chat rooms.
	Before signing in, ask that tabulators are working.
	Make sure they give you your ballot after printing.
	And you can see the attached image here.
	Report if there's a problem at electionlawatjudicialwatch.org Help at az.protectthevote.com Report at votifynow.org VeritasTips at protonmail.com And this other one, electionobserver.usmonitoring And you can go to their homepage.
	So here is President Trump's full message.
	Check it out.
	Oh, it's in rumble, so it may take a second to load this one.
	Because I'm sure they are overloaded right now.
	We have a pretty big chat going on here.
	All of our chat rooms, in fact.
	Okay.
	Don't leave your line.
	Stay where you are.
	They say that the machines aren't working.
	They say that they're running out of paper in different locations throughout...
	Different states.
	There's a lot of bad things going on.
	Stay online.
	Do not leave.
	I know you don't want to be there as long as they're going to try and force you.
	They want to delay you out of voting, and you cannot let them delay you out of voting.
	So to the people of Arizona in particular, because that's the one that's come up right now, stay online.
	Don't leave.
	Already, a lot of people have left, and it's very, very unfair what's going on.
	Maricopa County, don't leave.
	Stay there.
	A word from our president.
	You know, it will be a miracle if Zeldin wins.
	I don't know if we'll ever pull that one off.
	They cannot possibly go for Hochul.
	They're saying 41% reporting, Fetterman up seven points.
	That is just incredible to me.
	I told you.
	You see what's happening right now?
	They're putting all their cheating game.
	I mean, we saw it early.
	I said it when we first came on the air.
	It looks like they're putting all their cheating game in Pennsylvania and Arizona.
	This is a big one.
	Ryan James Gerdusky is saying here, it looks like Zeldon lost in Erie County big.
	That's really not good.
	Just see how it plays out.
	Yeah, we cannot get to one way or the other.
	It's hard for me to get emotional about anything in New York State.
	I know.
	You know what's happening here.
	I know.
	But you know what?
	Florida looks like it saved the nation.
	Seriously, when you think about it.
	Those three seats.
	Congratulations to Congressman-elect.
	Jen, can Republicans flip this seat from blue?
	We just got a Virginia, too.
	We just got another flip.
	Fabulous.
	I'm retweeting it.
	It's from Scott Pressler.
	And thanks for all the people DMing me and trying to keep me up and, man, trying to keep me awake.
	Yeah.
	This is way past your bedtime.
	My goodness.
	Oh, no.
	That dang district attorney is going to win again.
	That's against Trump in New York.
	Oh, no.
	Lord.
	The one that basically ran in order to charge him.
	Yeah, that's all she does.
	She doesn't do anything for the people.
	Excuse me.
	I'm going to tell you, you know, it's hard to feel sorry for them up there when you see the crimes and they're letting them out and then they have a chance to vote and they vote for crime.
	It's hard to feel sorry for them.
	All I can say is get the hell out of there.
	Unless you want to be mugged and raped and murdered.
	Get out of there.
	Letitia James.
	Gosh.
	Unbelievable.
	That was another...
	Look, everything in New York is a long shot.
	I mean, come on.
	A Democrat...
	Governor in New York?
	Democrat?
	Anything in Panama?
	I mean, a Republican?
	Anything in New York City?
	It's just...
	Oh, no.
	They're just saying...
	Somebody's saying, but I don't trust this person.
	Whitner defeats Dixon as Michigan's governor.
	But this is just somebody on Twitter.
	I've not seen anything besides that.
	That could be somebody just trolling.
	That was an hour ago, too.
	You know, it's hard to believe that somebody like Letitia James could get this much traction, honestly.
	They love her there, though.
	The New York, if you go against Trump, you're going to get voted in.
	Oh, yeah.
	Here's a clip of some of the things that she said.
	Actually, this is what President Trump put on his page.
	Yeah, see, here's somebody else that just said 17 minutes ago, Stacey Abrams set to win the gubernatorian election in Georgia with 40% of the vote.
	Never mind.
	These are just people.
	Yeah.
	Good.
	Alright, so here's Letitia James.
	And honestly...
	They're just throwing a bunch of crap in here now because they're pissed they're losing.
	They're losing bad.
	That wasn't official in any of this stuff.
	So here she is.
	You want to say that, you know, when you look at somebody in her position, this is actually what she ran on.
	And what would you say to people who say, oh, I'm not going to bother to register to vote because my voice doesn't make a difference.
	Or I'm just one person.
	I say one name.
	Donald Trump.
	That should motivate you.
	Stop your ass and vote.
	Will you sue him for us?
	Oh, we're going to definitely sue him.
	We're going to be a real pain in the ass.
	He's gonna know my name personally.
	I love it.
	He probably does already.
	He built his wealth off the backs of New Yorkers.
	We need to focus on Donald Trump and his abuses.
	We need to follow his money.
	We need to find out where he's laundered money.
	All of those transactions have happened here in New York City.
	Tell this president and every other individual that no one is above the law.
	I say the bottom line is that residents from Brooklyn who are going to really make the difference are energized.
	Individuals from the city are energized.
	Individuals who care about statewide issues are energized.
	Individuals who care about, again, going after Donald Trump, this illegitimate governor's president.
	Individuals who care that he has colluded and that he's violated the Emoluments Clause.
	Absolute psychopath.
	And that basically all that he stands for is in violation of our values and who we are as a people and as a society.
	And so individuals who care about this country and who care about our rights and who care about, again, immigrants who are hiding right now, we've got to make some noise.
	We've got to let our voices know.
	And what Ben means is someone who's going to take the fight to White House at the same time Please get that off.
	That's who she is.
	But I saw someone say something about Iowa.
	And here you go.
	Chuck Grassley is up 51.8% over Mike Franken, Democrat, 48.2%.
	There's a lot of Democrats on here just...
	Calling all kinds of races, see if they can get there.
	They're just pissed now.
	Kim Reynolds, 53.6% Republican.
	Republican, just, you know, we won in Nebraska.
	I don't know if I did that.
	I think we did to Oklahoma, but not Nebraska.
	Okay, looking good.
	Miller Meeks, okay.
	All right, looking good.
	Yeah, I can't stand Letitia James.
	I just think she's awful.
	I cannot believe that she can carry on this way, but there you go.
	Progressive leftist in New York.
	Wow.
	Yeah, okay, 44% in now, and it looks like Fetterman's only winning by five.
	Remember, with 41, he's winning by seven.
	I don't know who could vote for that man.
	Seriously.
	You don't have a brain, folks.
	It's just not.
	I will vote for you.
	I will.
	He sounds like Mondo in Blazing Saddles.
	And you can't make fun of him because, oh, he's a stroke victim.
	You can't say anything, but I'm going to make fun of his ass all night.
	Sure.
	You know what's even worse is his wife.
	I mean, this is really...
	Just like Jill Biden does.
	It's the same thing.
	Just pushes them out there.
	You know, if they want to run so bad, run.
	Come on.
	But, I mean, obviously, your husband's or significant other isn't up to the task, and it's apparent.
	They can't even take care of themselves.
	They don't even know what they're saying.
	Lordy mercy.
	I know it.
	I know it.
	What's Arizona looking like right now?
	Well, the polls haven't closed yet.
	It's 7.32.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Are you starting to feel it, Kat?
	You know we have a show tomorrow.
	Are we doing our show tomorrow?
	Yes!
	Good Lord.
	Yes!
	Of course we are.
	And I'll be dead.
	Oh, you'll be fine.
	You'll be up scratching around here in a couple hours.
	Have Stacey Abrams conceded yet?
	Oh!
	You know, she's never going to.
	She's like, it's the black dudes!
	They cost me the election this time!
	Well, she claimed that, well, I mean, first she never did concede, and then she claimed that she did, and denied that she was an election.
	Yeah, we have this new invention called video.
	Right.
	Idiot.
	Mm-hmm.
	All right.
	So, yeah, man.
	Yeah, she's out.
	That's a good thing.
	Man, I can't believe Florida tonight, though.
	My God.
	Well, like I said, you're the one leading the way.
	We're so red.
	We're like satanic red.
	You got us the house back.
	You got us the house back.
	Florida got us the house.
	Thank you, Florida.
	They're going to keep winning stuff, too.
	They'll come out and claim victory.
	Well, we thought we was only going to lose by 80.
	Watch them.
	They'll come out and claim victory.
	Wasn't as bad as we thought it was going to be.
	There was not the red wave that we anticipated.
	Give me a break.
	Lordy mercy.
	Here we go.
	Got a couple of these.
	All right.
	This one here, we have Huffington Post.
	Mara Healy is the first woman elected governor of Massachusetts and also one of the first lesbian governors.
	That doesn't matter to me.
	Who cares?
	I know, it doesn't.
	I mean, I don't understand how that gives people credentials.
	That's all they do.
	They put people in groups.
	Right.
	All they do.
	It's divisive.
	Very divisive.
	I mean, that's not why you vote for somebody.
	Because who they choose to sleep with.
	I'm sorry.
	I don't know where that comes into play.
	And here you go.
	Senator John Booseman defeats Democrat Natalie James in Arkansas.
	U.S. Senate election.
	There you go.
	Nice.
	Oh, yeah.
	We'll take it.
	Take it all.
	We have to run the table in the Senate, man.
	Yes, we do.
	We're winning, but we've got to keep winning.
	We've got to get that Hershel Walker across the line.
	Hopefully, if Walker and Oz win, it's over.
	They put a lot of their eggs, man.
	I'm telling you, in Georgia, they're cheating eggs.
	They put a lot of them in.
	They put them in Georgia, Pennsylvania, and Arizona.
	We saw what they did in Arizona.
	Nobody's going to tell me they ran out of ink and paper.
	My God, they're not even hiding it anymore.
	So Boozman is one of 22 Republican U.S. Senate candidates Donald Trump has endorsed.
	Boozman could wield significant power over agriculture policy if the Republicans retake the chamber.
	We're going to get that gavel, so that's going to...
	The January 6th committee, which is in the House, it's over.
	But who are we going to give that gavel to?
	That remains the question.
	Oh, you know they're going to give it to.
	They're going to give it to that stupid-ass Kevin McCarthy.
	So what's the point?
	Frank loves his roommate.
	Why?
	I mean, really, have we learned nothing since the Paul Ryan days?
	We cannot allow that to happen.
	We have got to flood them.
	We have got to call constantly.
	We have got to use our platforms.
	We've got to use our voices and let them know if they vote them in.
	If they vote McCarthy in, we're voting them out.
	Chomp in.
	I was looking at this stupid thing, him giving Zelensky.
	Oh, gosh.
	I am so sick of Zelensky.
	What?
	Just makes me ill.
	It really does.
	And I mean, he is a full blown, multiple times over millionaire, just bought his mom a huge, I don't know, mansion with saltwater pool, etc.
	Meanwhile, they are bleeding this country dry.
	So that we, even though we have not even declared war, Congress has not declared war, and they are using our money to send over there.
	They've already spent more money, people, than Putin's whole military budget for this year.
	That bottomless pit over there.
	I saw a funny meme.
	They said they've identified the guy that won two billion dollars in the lotto and it had a picture of Zelensky with a mustache on it.
	Okay, we got another flip.
	All right.
	It's in Virginia.
	Elena Luria just lost her congressional seat to Republican.
	Jen Keegans.
	All right.
	Another flip.
	Let's go.
	Let's flip it up.
	Yes.
	Elaine Luria has lost Jen Keegans.
	All right.
	People are waking up.
	See, this is Mama Bear territory.
	Man, this is slow, isn't it?
	Yes.
	These election results get slower and slower and slower.
	Normally, we could just go, go, go, go, go.
	Well, this is by design.
	And once you win, they don't want you to know how much you won by.
	They're trying to narrow that gap.
	They don't want it to be an overwhelming red wave.
	I want to see how much DeSantis win.
	The last I seen was 86% reporting and 19 points up.
	I told you when that panhandle...
	It was going to be a tsunami.
	Oh, definitely.
	You know, I loved his ad.
	I thought it was really, really nice.
	I downloaded this one.
	God made a fighter.
	Check this out.
	And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, I need a protector.
	So God made a fighter.
	God said, I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, kiss his family goodbye, travel thousands of miles for no other reason than to serve the people to save their jobs, their livelihoods, their liberty, their happiness.
	So God made a fighter.
	God said, I need someone to be strong.
	Advocate truth in the midst of hysteria.
	Someone who challenges conventional wisdom and isn't afraid to defend what he knows to be right and just.
	So God made a fighter.
	God said, I need somebody who will take the arrows, stand firm in the wake of unrelenting attacks, look a mother in the eyes and tell her that her child will be in school.
	She can keep her job, go to church, eat dinner with friends, and hold the hand of an aging parent taking their breath for the last time.
	So God made a fighter.
	God said, I need a family man.
	A man who would laugh and then sigh and then reply with smiling eyes when his daughter says, She wants to spend her life doing what dad does.
	So God made a fighter.
	I love that.
	It worked.
	It definitely worked.
	I can't believe what Florida's turned into.
	It's crazy, man.
	And the people that are coming here, they're serious.
	I mean, you pick up and you pack and you move across country to a state like this and when you get here, you're a Democrat and you leave and you vote red.
	I mean, my God.
	Oh, this is wonderful.
	Alright, so I'm going to give you a rundown of what we know right now.
	This is, of course, from thedailymail.com.
	Midterm elections 2022, Trump's ex-press secretary Sarah Sanders wins Arkansas governor race as polls close across the country, as America waits for crucial races.
	So, here you have, All 435 seats in the House of Representatives are up for grabs, as are 34 Senate seats and 36 governorships.
	In addition to a myriad of state and local roles, you've got the Democrats, who have largely focused their campaign On outrage over the Supreme Court's reversal of Roe v.
	Wade and subsequent Republican-led efforts to curb abortion access.
	They've also ramped up warnings in the closing weeks that a GOP majority could pose a threat to democracy.
	Given Donald Trump and his allies' efforts to upend his 2020 election loss.
	Republicans, meanwhile, have focused their campaigns on kitchen table issues such as the economy, inflation, and rising crime rates.
	A growing number of Americans are discontent with the state of their pocketbooks, and the GOP has tied that to Biden and the Democrats' policies over the last two years.
	Projection.
	Trump-backed Republican Eric Schmidt wins Missouri Senate seat.
	Missouri's Republican Attorney General Eric Schmidt has won an expected victory to replace retiring.
	Chuck Grassley just won.
	Oh, wonderful.
	I'm glad you did.
	Chuck Grassley just won.
	Excellent.
	Excellent.
	That's our breaking news.
	Here we go.
	That's right.
	We'll take it.
	So you have got Eric Schmidt, who won an expected victory to replace retiring GOP Senator Roy Blunt.
	That was big.
	He was up against Trudy Bush Valentine, a retired nurse and heiress to the Anheuser-Busch fortune.
	I wonder how she would have floated up there.
	Schmidt scored an endorsement from Donald Trump after the former president simply endorsed Eric in the primary, which could have referred him or challenger Eric Griesens.
	Okay, so Biden has made calls to the first batch of Democrat midterm winners, the White House has said just before.
	It lasted five minutes.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Has said just before 10 o'clock p.m.
	Eastern Time Tuesday night that resident Joe Biden was placing calls to Democrats who were victorious in their midterm races this evening.
	The resident has made congratulatory calls to Massachusetts Governor-elect Mara Healy, Rhode Island Governor Dan McKee, Senator-elect Peter Welsh, Representative Lisa Blunt, Rochester, and Colorado Governor Jared Polis, Representative Abigail Spanberger, and Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer.
	He didn't really call any of them, believe me.
	No, they just put that out there.
	Yeah, the Democrat won the new Mexico governor.
	Oh, no.
	So I don't know if we were even, I think Nevada's where we're at.
	I don't think we were ever going to win that one.
	Well, Biden placed his call to Spanberger, who they say, who represents an important Virginia swing district before her race had been called by the Associated Press or CNN. You know, everybody's winning in Colorado as usual, but I'm worried about Boebert.
	I know she's like three or four points down with 71%.
	I'm worried about her too.
	I like her a lot.
	She's a great fighter.
	I don't know what these people vote.
	Let's take a little break now.
	How about a two-songer?
	Oh!
	Double songer.
	I need to walk around for a second and stretch my legs.
	Absolutely, we can do that.
	It might be time to pour a real drink.
	It could be.
	It could be.
	Do a double songer here.
	Man, it's nice to play these John Rich songs.
	I hope everybody's enjoying it.
	I am too.
	You're going to have to thank him for a song.
	While I'm walking around in the air, I take everything off where I can hear it and I'm just jamming it out.
	That's it?
	Alright.
	I'm going to be dancing my undies to this one.
	We can imagine the cat in his undies.
	Now watch the memes fly.
	I mean, that's kind of what you get with something like that.
	It's just a joke, people.
	Yes.
	He doesn't mean it.
	Calm down now.
	Oh, yeah.
	All right.
	So let me look for something.
	I'm trying to find something that'll wake everybody up here.
	We just did...
	All right.
	What about...
	Oh wait, here.
	I'll have to keep coming back because I have all of these in a different place.
	But I can do that.
	I can keep coming back.
	I'll go check on my little man.
	See how handsome's doing in there by his little lonesome.
	It's been the longest he's been away from his mom.
	Alright, everyone.
	We'll check this one out.
	And we'll be back in just a few minutes.
	Here we go.
	Shut up!
	About politics Ain't nothing but a big pile of dirty tricks I'm tired of all the fighting and the bitchin' fits So shut up!
	Shut up!
	About politics You punch left, I punch right Caught up in the middle of a deep swamp fight Some people lie, some people steal And everybody's talking about the Green New Day We're good to
	All this busing and carrying on It's been going on a little too long But I got something to fix us all up Take a shot of my whiskey from a big red cup Shut up, shut up About politics Ain't nothing but a big pile of dirty tricks
	I'm tired of all the fighting and the bitching pits So shut up, shut up About politics Shut up Shut up Shut up About politics It ain't nothing but a big pile of dirty tricks
	I'm tired of all the fighting and the bitching pits So shut up Shut up About politics So shut up Shut up About politics Ain't nothing but a big pile of dirty tricks I'm tired of all the fighting and the bitching pits So shut up Shut up About politics So shut up Shut up About politics Shut up!
	About politics Feeling all that imagery of the Wild West, John had this incredible opening line to the song, and he just had this little vibe and this thing going, and the song kind of just took off.
	I'm feeling like Tonto, riding a Pinto, trying to chase a lone ranger down.
	I'm a little unraveled, but I'm still in the saddle, crying your name out to the clouds.
	Hey-ya, hey-ya.
	Wild West Show is a really cool song, though, man.
	It talks about forgiveness.
	Well, there's nothing better than that, so, other than love itself.
	There in the dark night, we'll smoke a peace pipe.
	Forget about who's wrong or right Hey-ya, hey-ya It was a big showdown, oh yeah we stood our ground Shut out the lights, it got a little crazy I don't wanna see yours go the way of the buffalo
	Don't wanna have another wild west show Yeah, yeah Only forgiveness will finally end this There won't be a witness if we both fall.
	There's never a hero in a battle of egos.
	There's never a winner of the quick draw Hey-ya, hey-ya It was a big showdown, oh yeah we stood our ground Shot out the lights and got a little crazy Don't wanna see us go the way of the buffalo
	Don't wanna have another Wild West show Hey-ya, hey-ya Hey-ya, hey-ya Yes like a ghost town without you around.
	Why can't we just forget?
	Right off in the sunset.
	It was a big showdown.
	Oh yeah, we stood our ground.
	Shot out the lights.
	It got a little crazy.
	I don't want to see us go the way of the buffalo.
	No, One
	of our favorite songs I think we've ever written.
	He's Tonto and I'm the Lone Ranger and he's always trying to chase me down.
	Gosh, he's so talented.
	Gosh, he's so talented.
	I mean, super, super, super talented.
	I just retweeted him thanking us tonight.
	It was nine hours ago, but I didn't realize it because I've been so involved in this.
	I'll be tuning in.
	Thanks for playing my music tonight, Cat Tur.
	Much appreciated.
	Oh, gosh.
	I mean, I'm seriously a new fan.
	I don't really listen to country music.
	And I wouldn't consider that to be country.
	That's more of like a rock kind of...
	It's got rock elements to it.
	But he has...
	It's just good.
	Yeah, it's just good music.
	And I had never listened to it until YouTube became Fast Friends.
	And so then yesterday, I was like, okay, time to download all these songs.
	Let me go on a search.
	And I just started listening.
	I was like, wow.
	This is really a lot of fun.
	Wow.
	Yeah, he's a country music star, big time.
	Big time!
	And a nice guy, too.
	It's not gone to his head.
	I talked to him on the phone for almost an hour the other day, and he's the most humble, just gentleman, and just nicest guy you'd ever want to meet.
	It's amazing.
	Well, we need a lot more of him.
	And you.
	And the littermates.
	I mean, seriously, this is what it's going to take for us to take our country back.
	Whoever thinks that putting all of your trust and all of your hope into the government, really, at this point, I don't know who you are or what planet you need.
	A lot of people are voting for Democrats.
	They're not winning much.
	But man, it's just to watch them get millions of votes.
	I mean, you're talking about just a brain-dead-ass sheep.
	I mean, you go to the store, you're paying triple the price for everything.
	Your gas has gone up double, and you're sitting there, and I want some more of it.
	I mean, I want to buy some eggs for $50.
	I want a loaf of bread that costs $185.37.
	I love this.
	Blue no matter who.
	They're idiots, man!
	They're absolute idiots!
	Oh my!
	Well, here you go.
	You've got Hershel Walker.
	He is pulling ahead in Georgia tonight after trailing Marxist radical Raphael Warnock in the Georgia Senate race.
	The fake news wants the American people to believe that the red state Georgia is going to elect a radical Marxist to the U.S. Senate.
	Talk about fraud.
	This guy, and I've played it on the show, No way Kemp's going to win by eight and he's tied.
	It just doesn't work like that.
	No.
	God, just this cheatiness is just out of hand.
	But I can just tell by the way it looks, though, the way it's kind of going back and forth.
	One point, he's still up a little bit, but it looks like nobody's going to get 50% in that race.
	Mm-hmm.
	So, God, just imagine if that's the gavel decision.
	Oh, no.
	No, no.
	Oh, don't do that to us, please.
	I don't even want to think like that.
	Time for something else to drink.
	Non-alcoholic.
	I have to suffer in silence.
	I try to drink all hers for her.
	Yes.
	I'm a nice guy.
	Yeah, of course.
	Yeah, I'm a real cheap date, too.
	And so whatever I order, you can eat that, too.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah, we didn't win the New Hampshire.
	We didn't win the New Hampshire.
	Really?
	I thought we could win that Senate seat.
	Yeah, Maggie Hassan wins.
	Good God, New Hampshire.
	Why do we have to do everything for you idiots up north in the south?
	Why do we have to carry the country for you guys?
	Man, that northern little section up there of Maine all the way down to New York and all that.
	I mean, my God.
	I know.
	They're not even going to have a heating oil this year.
	You're going to be going, thank God.
	The government loves me so.
	Yeah.
	You're going to look like Jack Nicholson, the last scene of The Shining, and praising how good you voted Democrat.
	God, you're dumb.
	I know.
	You're dumb.
	I know.
	I mean, if that's how you like to suffer.
	But, you know, that's really no surprise.
	The ones we're losing, like, I mean, come on, New York.
	I mean, these are big, big long shots, people, that we were hoping somehow we could pull out.
	And they're not winning by much.
	But, man, I mean, we're talking about places that hadn't voted Republican since the 60s.
	So to pull just one of those off was going to be a miracle.
	Well, here you go.
	You've got Ted Budd.
	He's leading in North Carolina over another radical leftist, Sherry Beasley.
	So I'm going to counter.
	Every time you have one bad news, I'm going to call out a good news.
	Didn't they already call that one?
	Don't say that.
	I'm trying to counter.
	I think they already called that for a Bud.
	They did.
	He holds a four-point lead over her only.
	If your name's Bud, you should be in one of the states where they legalize marijuana.
	Exactly.
	That's probably next on the docket.
	My name's Sutton Bud, and I won't legalize marijuana.
	Oh, gosh, the irony.
	Oh, and as we continue to troll these pages, wow.
	Yeah, the New Hampshire was never on the list of the things that they thought they were going to win, that we need to win the Senate.
	It wasn't even on there, so it wasn't even, you know, lean.
	But, man, it's just like, live free or die, New Hampshire?
	Really?
	Mm-hmm.
	You're voting on people that's going to lock you down over a cold.
	I'm serious.
	Live free or die, for real.
	That's right.
	Come on, man.
	It's hard to believe.
	I mean, this is what we have, but it's been a really good night so far, really, when you start thinking about it.
	I've got a long way to go.
	I know.
	It's like...
	Oh, Arizona.
	God.
	Mayor of Chumpa County.
	Mayor of Chumpa County.
	Arizona just said that they feel confident they can count all their votes by Friday.
	They just come out and said that.
	Oh, Friday.
	By Friday, please.
	It's Tuesday.
	Uh-uh.
	You know how many alcoholic beverages I'm going to consume before they finish that vote?
	Because I'm going to be on vacation.
	Oh, man.
	Oh my gosh.
	Well, and here you go.
	You've got CNN that is, they're actually talking about it now on their CNN exit polls.
	73% of voters are angry or dissatisfied about the way things are going in the United States.
	You think?
	Good God.
	How could you not?
	How could that be a shock to anyone?
	I'm telling you.
	I love her.
	This Florida, though, is the highlight of the night, and it's just an example of what can happen if you just get a governor in there.
	I mean, he works, you know what I mean?
	He's not made any bad decisions.
	He's cleared out the cheating.
	He's cleaned it out.
	I mean, he fired everybody, the bad sheriffs all the way down to the cheating-ass Brenda Snipes in Broward County.
	I mean, he come in here like a...
	I'm telling you, we had Rick Scott.
	We had Rick Scott in here for like, what, eight years?
	He's the richest man in the Senate.
	Did you know that?
	Yeah.
	We had him, a Republican that's now a senator.
	Okay, we had him.
	I can't name one thing he did in them eight years.
	And I'm glad he's a senator.
	I'm glad, you know, he seems like an okay guy.
	But man, that DeSantis is special.
	Cary Lake is special.
	I mean, Trump, Cary Lake, and DeSantis are the future of the Republican Party.
	It ain't Mitch McConnell, you know, and Mitt Romney and Lisa Murkowski, I'll tell you that.
	They are yesterday's news.
	100% yesterday's news.
	All right, so here is Cary Lake speaking.
	- - What's your name and who are you with?
	Do you think this is normal guys?
	My question is, do you think what's happening here in Maricopa County is normal?
	We have had problems after problems.
	And there's a reason we decided to change locations.
	We were going to go to a pretty Republican area.
	But I woke up this morning and within minutes of the polls opening up, I started getting people calling, voters in tears, calling my personal number, saying, what's going on?
	The tabulators aren't working.
	They told me to put my ballot into a box and they would drive it downtown to count it.
	This is not normal stuff.
	We don't have to have elections run this way.
	We switched from a Republican area to vote.
	We came right down into the heart of liberal Phoenix to vote because we wanted to make sure that we had good machines.
	And guess what?
	They've had zero problems with their machines today.
	Not one machine spit out a ballot here today.
	Not one.
	In a very liberal area.
	So we were right to come and vote in a liberal area.
	Bullshit.
	Damn.
	They gotta fix this problem.
	This is incompetency.
	I hope it's not malice.
	But we're gonna fix it.
	We're gonna win.
	And when we win, there's gonna be a come to Jesus for elections in Arizona.
	There's gonna be a come to Jesus.
	Gosh, I love her.
	Yes.
	Tell it, sister.
	Yes.
	Well, this was just out with...
	You know how Jon Fetterman's been winning by eight points on that?
	Now there's only 58%.
	There's 58%, and now he's only up three.
	Ooh, okay.
	At 51, he was up seven.
	Yeah, please.
	I mean, let's hope they have not lost their minds along with Fetterman.
	They're cheating.
	Nobody's going to believe, if we lose Arizona and Fetterman wins and Cary Lake loses, nobody's going to believe that shit, especially with all the shenanigans going on.
	They're running out of paper and ink.
	Come on.
	And you expect for these exact same people to run your state and run it well?
	It will never change.
	It will never change under this leadership that you have going right now, just like California.
	I mean, California's looking around going, hey, where did everybody go?
	Where did the GOP go?
	They moved, of course.
	Where did you think they were going to stay?
	They're in Florida.
	They're in Texas.
	I'm going to go party with a bunch of Californians tomorrow.
	I'm going to be out.
	You just reserved that.
	I'm going to have some grouper, swordfish, crabfish.
	With the blue hairs.
	Yeah, blue crab, claws, fried, onion dip.
	I'm gonna grow that.
	Well, as long as I still have my stall number three, that has been promised to me for, what, two, three years now, cat.
	I think that's when you offered me stall number three.
	Yeah, at my barn.
	At the cat turd ranch.
	I'm getting down to my barn saying stall number three.
	I'm going to have to be, you know, I'm going to have to escape this crazy communist area because it really is sad.
	I mean, this is the problem is that it just continues to go and you've got, you have no choice but to leave the state.
	They're saying Maricopa County now with 842,000 ballots that Keddie Hobb in that county is winning 58 to 42.
	Oh, please.
	That's the county where they have to win by major because the rest of the state is going to go way for her.
	Yeah, she was 11 points up.
	So we'll see what happens.
	I've got something for you.
	What?
	What?
	I'm sorry.
	See, I'm still getting familiar again with Twitter because it's been so long I always forget that I even have Twitter.
	But here's Cat Turd dancing in his underwear.
	Oh, yeah.
	Let me retweet that.
	Yeah, he sent it to me earlier and I told him to retweet it.
	I love magazine one.
	That was me jamming some John Rich.
	Sipping on a little whiskey.
	I need to get John Rich to send me some of his whiskey.
	Yes, you do.
	I hear it's quite good, too.
	I'm not a drinker, but...
	How do you know you don't drink?
	I know, but I mean, that's just what I hear for those of you drinkers.
	For those of you drinkers out there, I hear it's Fantasimo, so enjoy.
	I don't...
	Well, if you don't drink, how do you sleep?
	Oh, easily.
	Like a baby.
	You know why, though?
	Because I'm always so busy.
	You know, you know how I do.
	Like, I'm not busy.
	Oh, I know you are.
	I know, but you're out early.
	I just keep going until I just hit a wall.
	That's the thing.
	My days consist of just, I just know that it's going to be a long time before my head touches that pillow again with my schedule.
	It's crazy.
	I mean, things have only gotten crazier.
	Let's face it, I get up.
	Get up at around 4 o'clock.
	Get to the office around 530, right?
	Because I have to get work done.
	Then I do that.
	Then I have to drive home to do the show every day.
	In LA traffic.
	In LA traffic.
	This is not driving in a country like me.
	Right.
	And so I come home and I do the whole show and then I close up two hours later.
	It takes me about two hours to close the show down to upload everything and get all that straight.
	Then I go back to the office.
	And I hang out.
	I do my thing, right?
	Constant.
	And I finish up there.
	I've had a friend in the hospital.
	If I have time, I go in and visit.
	And then I finally make it home.
	And that's in between walking handsome or whatever.
	So by the time I finally make it back to go to sleep, I'm just standing there going, whoa, I don't even know my name.
	I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
	But I enjoy my life.
	I like that.
	I like fast pace.
	I cannot for one second sit down.
	I don't have that.
	I can't just watch a movie and relax.
	I know.
	You're the same as me.
	You're constantly going.
	You can't just sit there.
	I'll get enough sleep when I'm dead.
	I know.
	I just keep going and I like it that way.
	The more to do, the better.
	That's what keeps me rolling.
	I like it.
	It's always been like that with me.
	Yeah, if Carrie Lake loses in Arizona with her opponent running the elections and then they ran out of everything and nobody could vote and they turned everybody down and then they got...
	I mean, come on.
	Yeah.
	Unbelievable.
	No.
	I don't think she's going to lose, but man.
	Gosh, it's just one of those things that we're just going to have to watch.
	I'm glad J.D. Vance won.
	Remember, though, they're doing the same thing with Federman.
	He was 18 points up an hour ago.
	Now he's three.
	It's just, I'm telling you, think about it.
	I'm telling you, this is how they have it.
	They have the results.
	All these counties report at the same time.
	They don't report four hours from each other.
	I mean, some of them do in the cities, but most of them don't.
	So they can sit there.
	They get all this information sent, and they can cherry pick this shit.
	And they're like, okay, we know J.D. Vance is going to win.
	So let's cherry pick these counties and act like he's losing.
	And then next hour, we'll put him 5% up because we know he's going to win here and here.
	And then he'll come back.
	And then with 50% showing, we'll do these counties and we'll just release those results.
	That's what they do.
	It's a bunch of bullshit.
	It's true.
	Here we go.
	race call - Pow.
	We have Election Wizard who is reporting race call.
	Harriet Hageman, Republican, has won the race for the House seat in Wyoming's at-large district.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	Is that the one?
	It's Liz Cheney?
	Uh-huh.
	That's the one.
	You're fired.
	You're fired.
	Yes.
	That is it.
	Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger.
	I mean...
	I know.
	I'm so glad they're gone.
	You're talking about two irritating pieces of shit.
	God.
	My God.
	One quit growing when he was 12, so he's angry at the world.
	Sure.
	And another has got the biggest daddy issue since My Father, My Father, My Father McCain.
	Oh, no.
	He's talking about daddy issues.
	God, daddy issue and the shrimp that pissed off because he's 4'11".
	Well, and to think that he would be relevant, Cheney would be relevant after all this time, that he would really be able to work the whole system on her behalf.
	No.
	Not even at all.
	Her dad's named Dick.
	Yeah.
	Enough said.
	Oh my gosh.
	I'd be so pissed if my parents named me Dick.
	God, I'd be mad.
	I totally get it, too.
	I mean, this is really...
	Wouldn't you?
	I would.
	Mother of Pearl just donated to us again.
	She said, I am here for the duration.
	Let's do this.
	Hold the line, Spatriot.
	Yeah.
	I'm going all the way to midnight.
	It's almost there.
	We're doing good.
	We're doing really good.
	We haven't run out of anything.
	I've been up almost 21 hours now, so...
	You're a warrior cat turd.
	I said I was going to drink a lot, but I actually didn't.
	I drank two beers, and I've had a half of a mixed drink, so I'm not even buzzing yet.
	Well, here's the thing.
	You know, you talk a big game, and then poof.
	Yeah, I'm going out and find me blue hair midnight.
	I think they slowed you down in more than one way.
	I'm going Meemaw hunting.
	Just as long as you don't go for Meemaw big boobs, right?
	I mean...
	That's Mamaw Big Boobs.
	Mamaw Big Boobs.
	Pig Losey.
	That's what you named her.
	Mamaw Big Boobs walking on the beach.
	Hey, sailor.
	Got a light.
	You cute.
	Lord.
	I'm getting delirious now.
	That's okay.
	This is where we thrive.
	Okay, now 66 reporting now.
	Okay, Benny Johnson.
	By the way, I'm getting...
	Let me see who his father is.
	Yeah, Tammy, go vote.
	He's been sending me a lot of updates.
	But, okay, hold on now.
	Lost my place.
	I'm going to retweet this so everybody can see it from Benny, who I love, Benny Johnson.
	Oh, he's great.
	Yeah.
	66% reporting.
	I've had him up one now.
	Let's go.
	That's good.
	He was up 15 and 51%.
	I know, but this is big stuff.
	No, Oz is going to win this, man.
	Let's go, Oz.
	I mean, I really wasn't thrilled about Oz, but in comparison...
	We were for Barrett.
	We pushed hard for Barrett.
	We did.
	We certainly did.
	But I'm not one of these people...
	We can't put Democrats in there.
	When I lose...
	I fought hard and proud, and when I lose, I back the Republican.
	That's right.
	I mean, I don't care if you have to hold your nose.
	I'm not a big Oz fan.
	No, me neither.
	I don't like him at all.
	I mean, you know, yeah.
	I mean, what's that guy worth?
	100 million dollars or something?
	I have nothing in common with this dude.
	I mean, man.
	This is good, though.
	This is really, really, this is good.
	I mean, I cannot imagine somebody saying, oh, wow, here we go.
	We've got Fetterman as our senator.
	How does 2 million...
	How does two million people vote for that?
	I mean, seriously.
	My God.
	It's just so bad.
	I vote for you today.
	I mean, my God.
	And it's not the stroke.
	He wasn't much better before a stroke.
	Listen to him sometimes.
	Go back and listen to some times before a stroke.
	He wasn't even smarter then.
	Oh, God.
	I mean, this is just one that I can't take because I don't want to see that dude anymore, man.
	He's like, okay, what I really want to do is...
	Or his twin brother living in the back of his neck.
	They asked, oh, oh, oh, face, neck.
	They asked that dude.
	They asked him, what's your number one priority if he was a voter?
	He's like, To let all the second degree murders out of prison.
	Not inflation, not gas prices, not fracking, but his number one priority is to let every second degree murderer out of prison and roam the streets of Pennsylvania.
	And here comes the blue no matter who.
	I'm voting for that!
	I want to get murdered!
	I mean, God dang, these people are stupid.
	They are.
	They absolutely are.
	Blue no matter who.
	Oh, gosh.
	And here's the thing.
	Look at what they're voting for.
	I mean, they're hurting themselves.
	Breaking.
	Two days before the midterm elections, you've got Joe Biden who clearly states he is for no more oil drilling, right?
	Which is what's gotten us into all this mess.
	No more drilling.
	There is no more drilling.
	Screw you!
	No drilling.
	Just go F yourself, you loser!
	No, I want to go beg Saudi Arabia so we can ship it over here in ships.
	That's leaking their bilge all over the ocean.
	My God, these people.
	Gosh, he's so horrible.
	He is so horrible.
	Well, he is really getting the minute, isn't he?
	I mean, he is just going downhill.
	He is in steep decline.
	I don't know how he makes it.
	I really do not.
	God, please don't let Camille.
	I hope he does.
	Oh, God.
	Well, this is really good stuff.
	So you've got a couple of these races and you've got Rubio who's speaking now.
	And I can go ahead and play this clip on him.
	Let's see what he has to say.
	The source of our greatness is not our politics.
	The source of our greatness is not our elections.
	The source of our greatness is not our government.
	The source of our greatness is not our military power, though we need it, and it's not our wealth, though we celebrate it.
	The source of our greatness is our people.
	A special and unique people.
	Unlike people anywhere else on the earth.
	Because here, being an American is not a race, it's not an ethnicity, it's not where your parents are born.
	I thought he's boring.
	Isn't he, though?
	God!
	He's just not inspiring.
	It's fake.
	It's not genuine.
	Right.
	It's not genuine, man.
	You know, DeSanta is genuine.
	Carrie Lake's genuine.
	Trump's genuine.
	It's just not genuine at all.
	Mm-mm.
	And I'm glad he won because we need to see.
	Man.
	I agree.
	And is it me?
	I mean, if his ears get any bigger, I'm just going to start calling him Spock.
	I mean, this dude's got some dumbo ears, man.
	Every year I'm like, dude, why is your ears?
	They keep growing.
	Yeah.
	He doesn't grow, but the ears grow.
	The ears will not stop growing on this dude.
	Yeah.
	See how fake that is?
	It's just fake.
	A speechwriter wrote that and you can't be authentic then.
	You know what I'm saying?
	It's true.
	So just, God, just get up there and say, we did it tonight, you know, and just talk from your heart, man.
	You don't need to.
	I mean, this is just, boy.
	I agree.
	Is anybody inspired by that?
	And I'm glad he won, man.
	It's a good victory.
	But, man.
	Snore fast.
	I'm going to do the three stooges snoring.
	And do not wake a sleeping kitty cat.
	No.
	Oh, my God.
	It's just dude.
	It's true.
	Well, you've got Scott over here.
	He's going to do the same speech.
	What?
	The one thing we have to do is create the contrast between the Biden administration and common sense.
	So you think about the fact that we have enough energy resources in this country to be energy independent.
	We should focus on that as a priority.
	You think about 19 months of inflation outpacing pay increases.
	That means that Biden has delivered a pay increase.
	Cut to the American people.
	Eight months.
	Eight months over eight percent.
	Devastating impact for people who grew up like I did in a single-parent household working paycheck to paycheck.
	We can turn the spigot off, slow down the spending in Washington.
	That means your paycheck will go up because inflation will go down.
	Good God.
	That's your victory speech, dude?
	Yeah, no.
	My God.
	Well, he won 62% to 38%.
	I'm glad he won, too.
	But come up with something a little bit more inspiring.
	Let your hair down.
	You just won.
	Go out there like the Santa is.
	We ain't gonna let your woke asses down here.
	Not welcome.
	I mean, come on.
	You won.
	That's right.
	Have a victory speech, man.
	Not this canned...
	Written, pre-written response.
	I just can't stand that shit.
	Be real, man!
	Well, Florida is really taking the lead.
	It's something else.
	Florida is just the shining example of what is happening here.
	Here's CBS News.
	Yeah, reporting on Florida.
	Oh, God, here we go.
	NBC's reporting.
	Kathy Hochul wins.
	Oh, no!
	NBC's reporting.
	Kathy Hochul won.
	Damn it!
	Dang!
	That's a horrible one, too.
	You have to look at that.
	Listen to her cackling witch is what she looks like to me.
	Somebody, a friend of mine, asked me about that today, and I said, I don't give it 10% chance it's Ellen Lans because it's New York, and you can't beat that New York City 7 million people.
	You can't beat them.
	This is nothing that surprises me.
	I didn't expect Zeldin to win.
	It was a long shot, but boy, y'all got a mannequin for four more years that cares more about transgender rights than you dying, getting raped and murdered in New York City.
	So, you know, you voted for it.
	A lot of you people are going to feel the wrath of this.
	So, enjoy it.
	Enjoy the smell of piss and shit in your city.
	And what else can you say?
	Oh, my word.
	Oh, I don't even want to report on her.
	Yeah, I wouldn't be too...
	I wouldn't be too depressed about that one.
	I'm telling you, I was just like, no way.
	And he never, some reports had him like half a point up or something.
	I'm like, man, there's no way.
	Them New York, they can't make themselves vote for a Republican.
	I mean, I swear to God, they could get up and go to work and have so much shit in the streets, human shit, that they'd have a snorkel.
	Right.
	They're walking.
	It's six foot tall.
	They're six foot.
	And I got a snorkel breathing and just crawling through human crap and heroin needles.
	And they're still going to vote for the Democrats.
	Well, it's just like California.
	The cities are lost.
	The big cities are lost.
	It's really too bad because that's really what it is.
	But it has a lot to do with the voting system.
	So here comes Lindsey Graham on NBC right now.
	Oh, no.
	He just said, definitely not a Republican wave.
	That's for damn sure.
	Thanks, Lindsay.
	Be quiet.
	Let's red wave him on out of here.
	He will never hold a seat again.
	I'm not kidding.
	I will go to South Carolina, that's where he is, and campaign for whoever it is that throws their hat into the race.
	But I do not want graham crackers running that fence anymore.
	How's it not a Republican wave?
	We're going to win the House by a mile.
	Wow.
	I still think we're going to take the Senate.
	The governorships.
	I mean, we're winning governors all over the place.
	They won in New York, and we lost that night.
	God, and he comes out there and just, God almighty, shut up.
	I agree.
	God, I hate that.
	Man, I don't know if I hate anybody in AOC or any of them worse than I do.
	That Lindsey Graham, he grinds me like 60 grit sandpaper.
	Dude, I hate him.
	God, he's a backstabbing weasel.
	He always has been.
	Even if it's not, if you don't think it is in your mind because you're stupid, don't go out and say it.
	I just need him to stay away from President Trump, too, because he just gets up in there and starts whispering in his ear and all that mess.
	And Lindsey Graham Crackers cannot be trusted.
	He is one of the biggest establishment rhinos that just runs the fence.
	That's all he does.
	He is a backstabber.
	How's it not a Republican wave?
	Well, he's just saying that because, you know what, a Republican said that, so now all of a sudden we're supposed to feel like it wasn't because Graham said it.
	Kind of like Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger on the board.
	The reason he's saying that is because he's butthurt that all his and McConnell's People lost.
	And so he's going to act like it's not.
	And if they would have just voted for his establishment, hacks, business of the round table, and the chamber of commerce, a piece of crap, warmongers, then we would have won more.
	That's what he's doing.
	Oh my gosh.
	He's trying to act like there's actually a conversation to be had on the left.
	Like it wasn't just a complete wipeout that the country hasn't completely woken up.
	They have.
	They absolutely have.
	And if you consider all the cheating that was also, which we haven't even factored in yet, right?
	I mean, because we know that there was a ton of it.
	There always is in every election.
	The fact that we were able to overwhelm like we did is good news for us.
	But still, this guy, I mean, these are the people that are supposed to be representing us.
	You should have people out there going, wow, incredible victory, J.D. Vance.
	Wow, incredible victory.
	He's not doing it.
	Nothing.
	And most of the elections are not even finished yet.
	Supposed to be waving the flag.
	That for darn sure.
	And goes to NBC to say it.
	Goes to NBC to say it.
	Of course.
	We gotta get him out.
	Oh my god, I hate that.
	Oh, I know.
	I know exactly.
	All because he's mad.
	Just wait.
	It's one of those things.
	It's time.
	Because the next time that he's up for election, we know what Lindsey Graham crackers is.
	We know exactly that he's been making sure that Biden gets every single judge up in there too, right?
	He's been confirming them left, right, and center.
	Just sticking them all in.
	All those federal judges absolutely are going right past his desk.
	Put them all in.
	Because Lindsey Graham doesn't have skin in this game.
	He is an establishment rhino.
	He is the perfect example.
	He's the perfect poster boy for it.
	You saw what he did with McCain.
	You saw what he did with President Trump.
	And President Trump needs to make sure that he keeps people like that at bay.
	We're not going to go through this again.
	Wait a minute.
	Mark Levin just tweeted something that I forgot about.
	Okay.
	We lost to New Hampshire, remember?
	And Mitch McConnell and Karl Rove, they pulled all their money out of there because he said he wouldn't vote for Mitch McConnell and put it into Lisa Murkowski, remember?
	Yes.
	They completely defunded him.
	Yes.
	We could have probably won that race.
	Mitch McConnell defunded New Hampshire, puts it behind Lisa Murkowski, who's going to, is running against the Republican people.
	Exactly.
	Nine million damn dollars.
	And just gave that seat to New Hampshire.
	Oh, it's infuriating.
	This is why they must go.
	Well, President Trump is already serving Election Day notice.
	Trump serves Election Day notice to Mitch McConnell.
	Here you have it.
	According to a report from the New York Times on Election Day 2022, Donald Trump served notice to Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, Republican Kentucky, that he wants him gone from the Republican Party leadership should the former president be re-elected president in 2024.
	During an interview with Fox News, the former president gave an enthusiastic thumbs up to House minority leader Kevin McCarthy.
	No!
	Kevin is just as bad as Paul Ryan!
	Lord.
	My gosh!
	Here's the Gretchen Whitmer right now with 31%, which means nothing, is leading Dixon in the governor's race by five and a half points.
	We saw that with all these races.
	Let's play one more song.
	How about a double song again?
	Maybe I can stay a little late.
	Ha ha ha!
	A double song will always, it's like a double dose.
	We need something.
	One song, that three minutes break after like 40 minutes of this is not enough.
	I know.
	I mean, this is really...
	All right, so...
	Yeah, I need to...
	Because I'm sitting down, I just need to stretch my legs and we'll just take it home.
	Yes, I agree with you.
	All right, so let me find something good here for us.
	They're all so good.
	This guy is awesome.
	I'm really liking John Rich.
	He's good stuff.
	All right, so here he is.
	Well, never mind.
	I mean, the election wizard says they've already called Whitmer the victor.
	Oh, I hope not.
	There's only 31% reporting.
	Who's calling it?
	I don't know.
	We'll see.
	We're going to listen to a few more John Rich's songs.
	Yes, we are.
	I'll stay as long as I can.
	Maybe a little bit late.
	Man.
	I'm wearing out fast.
	I know you've been going non-stop.
	So this is Look at You by John Rich.
	Check this out.
	Good afternoon.
	Welcome to the Cromwell.
	Hi there.
	We're just checking in.
	The reservation's under Sarah Hendricks.
	Thank you, Ms.
	Hendricks.
	Good afternoon, sir.
	I seem to have lost my room key.
	I'm in the gallery suite.
	Well, I'd be happy to replace that for you.
	May I please see your ID? So we have you in the Cromwell suite for three nights.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I'll make you some keys.
	Thank you, Mr.
	Thompson.
	Jack.
	Are you enjoying your time here in Las Vegas, Jack?
	Fortunately, I'm here for works.
	I haven't really had a chance to get out much.
	Well, I hope that changes.
	Thanks.
	Baby, when I look at you with them baby blues Cutting right through me You set me on the rewind back to the good times When you couldn't get enough of me I guess I'm giving myself away Saying all the things I never did say I lose myself, there's nothing else I can do Welcome to Vegas, baby.
	Oh, my gosh.
	This place is beautiful.
	This is gorgeous.
	I may never go home.
	Last thing I thought I'd see was You were crossed apart from me And holding onto that turkey bottle Shooting them down and running full throttle Oh, I can still taste the last time You and me and nothing but the tan lines Keeps running through my,
	my, my On and on and on and on When I look at you With them baby blues Cutting right through me You set me on the rewind Back to the good times When you couldn't get enough of me I guess I'm giving myself away Saying all the things I never did say I lose myself There's nothing else I can do Baby,
	when I look at you Yeah, baby, when I look at you Well I know you know I'm a-watchin' You low cut on the dance floor rockin' Got the whole place worked up and locked in With every move so sexy it's shockin' Girl you sure do know I deserve it The way I did you Lord I deserve it
	You know my heart you know how to hurt it On and on and on Jessica,
	Nina, meet Jack.
	Can I buy you and your girls a drink?
	Yeah.
	We'll have margaritas, Patron, and myself.
	Well, I could start a tale and run it up Of clothes that have been heavy in my truck And drive away as fast as I can And forget we ever won Baby, when I look at you with them baby blues, they're cutting right through me.
	You set me on a rewind back to the good times when you couldn't get enough of me.
	I guess I'm giving myself away, saying all the things I never did say.
	I lose myself, there's nothing else I can do.
	My friends are probably worried about me.
	We'll head out.
	Nothing else I can do.
	Baby, when I look at you Yeah, baby, when I look at you I'll see you tomorrow.
	Baby, when I look at you with them baby blues They're cutting right through me Shots, shots, shots, shots Shots!
	Shots!
	What are we cheersing to?
	Fate.
	Fate.
	Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
	Midnight, staring at the ceiling, getting so high, rolling with the feeling just to you and I.
	Your ponytail swinging as you dance along, I'm about half gone.
	And the champagne sweating on the table and the bomb still waiting on the Jaeger and you're so smooth.
	I don't need a chaser when I taste your lips.
	Say goodbye.
	sip I got a brand I've got a brand new bus It's a lot harder than the whiskey does One shot of you and you're in my blood Oh, and I can't get enough Wish I could bottle it up Cause now I'm hooked on up Oh,
	and I've got a brand new bus There's a hundred proof Chilled up and waiting with the blue moon I hate to waste it but I moved on to Your temptation and I'd rather drown In this love I found I got a brand new brush It's a lot harder than the
	whiskey does One shot of you and you're in my blood Oh, and I can't get enough Wish I could bottle it up Cause now I'm hooked on love I
	ain't sneaking no makers in my coffee cup Not a day go fine that I ain't kissing on your good stuff It's a lot harder than the whiskey does One shot of you and you're in my blood Oh and I can't get enough Wish I could bottle it up I got a brand new bus
	It's a lot harder than the whiskey does One shot of you and you're in my blood Oh, and I can't get enough Wish I could bottle it up Cause now I'm hooked on love Oh,
	I got a brand new bus I got a brand new bus Jack!
	Jack!
	I leave tomorrow.
	It's after midnight, so technically it already is tomorrow.
	I don't want to waste our last moments together sleeping.
	We gotta get up.
	They say gravity keeps our feet on the ground It's just something you can't get around It's just the way it is But when I'm flying high Tangled up with you at night Ain't no doubt in my mind What makes a spin Lovers make the world go round Like nothing else
	on this earth Love keeps our head above the clouds When the rain is beating down I can count on you You can always lean on me You know we're gonna carry through Cause that's what lovers do Lovers make the world go round and round Lovers make the world
	Go round and round and round and round and round.
	We get all caught up in things that don't mean nothing.
	Push us both so far to test our faith.
	So let's pull a little closer.
	Take the weight off of our shoulders.
	And remember there's one thing that'll never change.
	Lovers make the world go round like nothing else on this earth.
	Love keeps our head above the cloud when the rain is beating down.
	I can count on you.
	You can always lean on me.
	You know we're going to carry through.
	that's what lovers do lovers make the world go around and around and around and round and round lovers make the world go around and round and round I'm not ready to say goodbye.
	So don't.
	I have to go home.
	This doesn't have to be goodbye.
	Amen.
	Lovers make the world go round Like nothing else on this earth Love keeps our head above the clouds When the rain is beating down I can count on you You can always lean on me You know we're gonna carry through
	Cause that's what lovers do Lovers make the world go round And round and round And round and round Lovers make the world go round make the world go round and round and round and round and round and round.
	Lovers make the world go round and round and round and round and round.
	Lovers make the world go round and round and round and round and round and round.
	Lovers make the world go round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round.
	Thank you.
	That was a good one.
	was so well done.
	I feel like I was just on a trip to Vegas.
	I just had this really cool weekend in Vegas.
	It's only four hours for me, you know, driving.
	I could be there in four hours.
	But then what would happen tomorrow?
	Man, it's like 41% and Carrie Lake's down 180,000 votes.
	What?
	Right now, 41%.
	She's down 180,000 votes.
	Oh, that'll change.
	Yeah, it'll change.
	That'll change real quick.
	Too many people.
	I mean, who could vote for somebody that can't even debate?
	Who can't even run the stage?
	She didn't have to.
	She's running the election, and they're just like, we ran out of paper.
	We ran out of this.
	They're cheating like hell in Arizona, man.
	I mean, like hell.
	They've already called the...
	A few of the races for the Democrats in Arizona, and she's losing, and the rest of the Republicans are winning?
	I don't think so.
	Mm-mm.
	Mm-mm.
	So anyway.
	Yeah.
	It's all right.
	We're doing...
	Look, they're going...
	It was just a dribble.
	It was a red this, and everybody's coming out.
	I'm telling you.
	We have a good chance of taking the House and Senate right now.
	We absolutely do.
	It's not a dribble if we win the House and Senate, no matter what they say.
	So don't listen to them.
	That's right.
	Because we have got a nice little evening here.
	And honestly, there have been some really nice wins.
	That J.D. Vance was a perfect example of one.
	That is a big one.
	And then here you go.
	You've got these are just neck and neck.
	Yeah, they're cheating like hell.
	Pennsylvania and Arizona, I told you.
	I mean, I could tell when they started it.
	We did win the Ted Budd, won the North Carolina, which we had to hold.
	That's right.
	And I'm glad that Kemp won over Stacey Abrams.
	But this is a big deal.
	This whole Walker being neck and neck with Warnock in Georgia Senate race.
	I mean, this is something that we need to really pay attention to because if they can steal this one, they will.
	And you know what's happened in Georgia last couple of years.
	But there is some good news over here.
	It looks like we've got...
	Well, what's going to happen in Georgia is the Libertarian candidate, as usual, is going to take 3% away from the Republican and he's going to not get the 50%.
	It happens every time.
	Oh my gosh.
	I know.
	It's got to stop.
	I mean, the Libertarian, who gets 3%, needs to go ahead and drop off.
	They do it every time to the Republicans.
	And you should vote for who you want.
	I think you have a right to vote for that.
	But my God, at some point you're like...
	Cost us the whole thing.
	Yep.
	So Ohio...
	It looks like to me that no matter what happens, it looks like I think Hersher Walker is going to win by a little bit, but there's no way I think either one of them gets 50, so we're going to have to wait another month.
	Oh my God.
	I know.
	It could be the deciding one.
	If it's the deciding one, they're going to pour in.
	God.
	Hundreds of millions of dollars.
	George Soros is going to be writing checks so much he's going to break his little hand.
	Well, this is an interesting one.
	I just want to hear your take on all of this.
	All right.
	So, this.
	Imagine having this conversation.
	This is out from the Red State.
	Ohio passes constitutional amendment allowing only citizens to vote.
	Come on!
	What kind of conversation is that?
	We're paying taxes, okay?
	We don't just crawl across somebody else's border and say, hey, take care of me, taxpayers of France or Mexico or anywhere else.
	They have to pass a constitutional amendment allowing only citizens to vote?
	What?
	Unbelievable.
	So what's wrong here?
	They can't vote already.
	I know it.
	Projected winner in California, Gavin Newsom.
	Please.
	Why did you do that?
	I just saw that.
	Did you have to do that?
	Kick a dog while he's down.
	You're fucked again.
	I told you you ain't winning shit tonight.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to be in that barn before you know it.
	Look, it's all about the House and Senate, who has the gavel.
	It doesn't matter.
	Nothing's going to change.
	The only thing we can do is do investigations, quit them from doing investigations.
	Biden's going to try to do everything through executive order, and then he's going to use the FDA. And everybody else to try to push through the rest of his agenda, the rotten people bureaucrats.
	So all we can do is stop them, and it only takes one.
	We're going to win the House, and when you win the House, you get the gavel, and then that's the spending.
	That's who allocates the spending.
	So once they stop him there, he's going to start doing EOs.
	So all we can do, we could win...
	You know, 58 seats in the Senate and 100 in the Congress.
	It still ain't going to mean anything in the next two years.
	All we can do is just stop them.
	True.
	Which is good, which is huge from destroying everything any further, but that's it.
	I mean, that's all you can do and do some investigations.
	And the Republicans are notorious for running chicken shit investigations that nobody actually wants and not doing the important stuff.
	Yeah.
	Well, I need to give a couple of shout-outs really quick since you just put me into a sourpuss mood.
	Thank you very much for reminding me that I'm going to be stuck with Gruesome for another few years here, even though we recalled him.
	This is how upside down everything is, but here are my shout-outs.
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	Jacqueline Duval, you are all so sweet.
	I'm just going through all of this stuff so I can make sure that I can get...
	All my shout outs.
	What happens is on Rumble is that it only allows so much of the chat because the chat room was so big tonight and then it stops working and so I may have missed a few of you and if I did we will definitely put it together and have it for tomorrow for you.
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	I mean this has been So much fun.
	It's so much easier when we do this together rather than on our own because you can imagine.
	I mean, my nerves have been shot since, I don't know, this whole thing began.
	Just constantly on edge.
	It is just crazy.
	I know.
	I'm always on edge now.
	Is it true that we only have to pick up one more Senate seat to keep the Senate of the three or four remaining?
	I think so.
	That's what I saw.
	I just retweeted this, but don't know if it's true or not.
	We're getting sloppy.
	I'm getting sloppy as hell over here up in the pimp house.
	All by yourself.
	Yeah.
	Cue Eric Carman's all by myself.
	Alright, so you just retweeted something, Tom, because it hasn't shown up over here.
	I see that you have Stacey Abrams who has conceded, but here you go.
	Oh, by the way, one more house to gain GOP control.
	I see.
	So that means...
	What's out now?
	I don't think the only thing Senate-wise that's significant that's not automatic for somebody else.
	Patty Murray won.
	Oh, that's too bad.
	Yeah, that was another crazy Hail Mary that I didn't really think we could win.
	But, you know, you have hope.
	But then you got...
	You got Arizona, which...
	Arizona's reporting that every single...
	Although we were up 11 or 12 in the polls on every race, that we're down by 20, basically with 40% showing.
	So on every race, senator, governor, everything.
	So something's rotten over there, but we'll see if it turns around.
	Ron Johnson is the winner in Wisconsin, it looks like.
	Yeah.
	That's good.
	Yeah, so...
	You got, I don't know, you got Herschel.
	That's going to be a runoff.
	I'm almost positive.
	And then you got Fetterman and Oz, almost dead heat now with about, what, 60% showing.
	And then you got the Arizona...
	So, we could win both houses still.
	Gosh, that would be a very welcome change.
	Anything.
	Believe me, the Democrats are, it's not going to be a red wave.
	It's not a red wave.
	It's not a red wave.
	Well, what do you consider a red wave, man?
	We're winning.
	I mean, I don't, I haven't seen one upset that y'all thought y'all were going to win or that y'all thought, you know what I mean?
	I mean, I don't, I never thought we were going to win in New York.
	I mean, come on!
	I didn't think so either.
	That was Hail Mary's.
	So they're going to try to pad it, but we win the House.
	All you got to do is just win the House.
	We can win the House and Senate still.
	I think we're going to.
	I think we are going to, too.
	They just want to play this stuff down.
	They want to water this thing down.
	Can you imagine what the real numbers must look like?
	Let's see what's happening in California here.
	That crap that went on in Arizona today, my God.
	How do they think we're going to ever have trust in our elections?
	I know it.
	Boy, they're so upset about this.
	You're talking about some bullshit.
	People are going to the polls and droves.
	We're out of ink.
	Please.
	We can't print the ballots because the toner isn't right?
	And now we're out of paper?
	I mean, come on.
	And these are the people that want to run your cities, right?
	These are the people that want to be in charge.
	I don't think so.
	Boy, California is so lost.
	But I mean, you can see it.
	You can see it in the commerce.
	You can see it in the traffic.
	You can see the businesses that are moving out of state because they don't want to be here.
	I mean, Twitter will be the next to go.
	And wouldn't that be glorious if they took up headquarters in Arizona with Carrie Lake?
	She offered it to Elon Musk.
	But you're seeing that.
	You're seeing a huge shift.
	People are leaving.
	People used to come to California because they said, oh my gosh, how beautiful.
	Here you can go to the beach, you can go to the mountains, you can go to the desert, you can go to ski or what have you, whether it be in snow or on water.
	All within an hour of each other.
	It's a beautiful, beautiful state.
	And if you go from the southern state to the northern parts of California, it's fantastic.
	The Redwoods and everything else, there's a lot to offer here.
	Not anymore.
	Democrats have completely destroyed it.
	You go to a city and it smells like...
	Yeah.
	Pissawana.
	Yeah.
	Like Turductin.
	Like that weird shit people eat for Thanksgiving, Turductin or whatever.
	Exactly.
	I mean, this is...
	Smells just like that.
	Exactly.
	And they have totally destroyed the state.
	Businesses are not coming in here.
	Families are not moving here.
	They're not thinking that this is what they want to...
	Live out and plot out the rest of their lives with their family.
	No, they're moving the opposite way.
	They're going to states like yours.
	And look at how DeSantis was able to clean up Florida.
	I mean, it can be done.
	That's the bright spot tonight for sure.
	Gosh.
	Look, there's so many house seats left out west and stuff.
	There's hundreds of them left.
	So we'll just see how it all shakes down.
	Well, we just have to stay engaged, and we have to stay involved, and you have to just keep talking to people.
	I think that a lot of people have been paying attention, and hence the reason why we were able to make some waves here.
	But we're going to have to get, when you start thinking about six of ten people, That are voting right now.
	That's what they were calling anyway before this race.
	They were saying it was like 6 and 10.
	Can you imagine if we were to get 10 out of 10 people to actually vote and to show up?
	Can you imagine?
	We would be able to turn everything around.
	Man, the last I looked, DeSanta was up by 20 points, it was like 97%, and up 1.6 million votes in a state for governor.
	Think about these governor races that are coming down between 10,000 to 100,000.
	They went by 1.6 million votes.
	Good God.
	I mean, this is big.
	I just heard from somebody in chat.
	Let's see here.
	Carrie Lake just tweeted something.
	Let me go see.
	Man, I cannot believe what's happening there, what they did in Arizona.
	No wonder that woman didn't run.
	She's running elections and they're cheating.
	It is a mess over there.
	Alright, so huge election day voters breaking for Cary Lake more than we ever expected.
	More drops coming.
	This was seven minutes ago.
	So this county has posted 3,244 election day votes.
	Bat share.
	Cary Lake is 73.9 to Katie Hobbs, 26.1.
	Massive news.
	So this is Conice County dropped a batch of Election Day ballots and Carrie Lake won a whopping 73.9% of the drop.
	I think we're going to see a whole bunch of this.
	Oh yeah.
	A whole bunch of this.
	Well, the last breaking news of the show.
	Go ahead and hit it.
	My old ass made it to midnight.
	I cannot believe it!
	Let's celebrate!
	Oh, God, I'm so tired.
	We've been up 21 hours.
	I know, you're hurting.
	I am going to sign off here in a second, though.
	I don't know if you want to go longer than you can, because I know it's early there.
	No, I think I'm going to go take Hanson for a walk.
	Yeah, five hours.
	Five hours is enough.
	Because I'm going to see you here tomorrow.
	We really appreciate everybody.
	We so appreciate you guys hanging with us.
	Oh my gosh, wasn't it fun?
	I thought it was fun.
	Yeah, we'll see how it shakes down tomorrow and we'll be on the show tomorrow.
	Absolutely.
	You all are just amazing.
	You make it happen.
	We enjoy you so much.
	Thank you for spending your time with us.
	We know you could have been anywhere and everywhere else, but it was so much fun to be able to spend this with you.
	Honestly, Kat, too.
	I really enjoyed it, hanging out with you for five hours.
	Yeah.
	Man, we're usually doing an hour show, so, you know, to ramp it up to five is rough.
	Not really.
	Especially way past my bad time.
	But you know what, though?
	It went so quick.
	It always does.
	Oh, yeah, it did.
	It was just like we just started.
	Yeah, we do well together, I think.
	We have a good time.
	I'm going to crash, and then we'll see what it...
	You're going to see me tomorrow.
	I'll wake up and say, what happened?
	Well, you're going to see us all tomorrow.
	Three o'clock dumps coming, we know that.
	Well, but not only that, we have a show tomorrow.
	I'll be there.
	Yeah, of course you will, with bells on.
	So we are a Monday through Friday show, just so everyone knows, and it's from 3 to 4 p.m.
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