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Twitter Layoff Triggers Left - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 11/4/2022 - Ep. 204
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Today is Friday, November 4th, 2022, episode number 204.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
It's Friday.
Oh my gosh.
Felt like it would never get over here soon enough.
Oh my gosh.
Long week here, right before the midterm elections.
Man, what a week.
Well, that's their design to be.
I know everyone's excited, but I think the adrenaline is kicking in and we're all ready to win.
I cannot wait until we do this.
I'll be glad when the whole thing's over for a little while, the midterms.
It's been crazy.
Man, we can't even squeeze in a fart joke or anything.
Oh no, I got you covered on that one.
No, I found Fartwell, believe it or not.
No, he definitely raised his ugly head.
He is so bad.
But yes, I did find him.
I'm glad you actually brought him up.
He's the dumbest congressman, even dumber than AOC. Oh yeah, sure.
Well, here he goes.
Dem rep Eric Swalwell agrees that working class Americans can go F yourselves and you're double whites.
Isn't he just the most pleasant human you've ever seen in your life?
Sarcass.
Unbelievable.
Oh, sure.
So here you go.
He basically retweeted this.
This is what he did.
This is from Dina LaPolt.
She says, We love Eric Swalwell.
And to all you dumbasses tweeting at me otherwise, go F yourselves and your double wides.
She was responding to his vote, go vote tweet, and then he retweeted her.
Ain't nothing wrong with a double wide.
There's nothing wrong with a double wide.
The difference between a double wide and then your condo in New York is double wide is paid for.
The bank owns your shit.
Exactly right.
And you can move if you're being chased.
And it's on 100 acres.
Yeah.
Exactly right.
Oh my gosh.
Well, the whole thing with Elon Musk is definitely starting to turn up another notch, apparently.
Well, not apparently.
He did it.
He absolutely fired.
Yes, he did.
Revealed.
He come and narrow the hook, so you know.
Right.
And everybody's like, you're going back and forth.
I'm not going back and forth.
I'll say it again.
Look at all the blue check marks of the bigger accounts.
When he decided to do that board with basically the ACLU and AOC on it.
You've got to hammer him.
We have to put pressure on him because we have small voices compared to all the big companies.
The whole Democrat Party, the government, the government in every country is coming after him.
I guarantee you the FBI. All his current employees are on that side.
Everybody.
So we're damn sure when he's messing up, we've got to be loud.
Very loud.
We have to.
Absolutely.
You really do.
I'm pretty much tagging him on Twitter constantly because I want him to hear a voice other than the echo chamber that has been created since they got rid of all the conservatives over there.
We have to do twice as much, three times as much.
He tweeted today that they're dumping all the advertisements.
They'll come back.
They're like, we're temporarily.
They're trying to put a hurting on him, all these leftist companies.
Certainly.
But, I mean, hey, how many millions of conservatives did you get out there, put them back on, and get the algorithms and the boot off our necks, and let us thrive on Twitter, and we'll bring our dollars.
That's right.
He said there were activist groups and he tried to please them, but he couldn't.
Never try to please an activist group.
Let them do what they're...
They'll whine and everything will go back the same way.
You're never going to appease them.
They're professional crybabies.
It's true.
They're so bad, too.
And the thing about it, it's kind of like you can't negotiate with a terrorist.
It's the same thing.
These are little terrorists.
Yeah.
Right?
And they are doing everything that they can to completely monopolize everything.
So here he is with his tweet, Elon Musk.
Can't negotiate with Karen.
Not Karen either.
So he says here, Twitter has a massive drop in revenue due to activist groups pressuring advertisers even though nothing has changed with content moderation.
And we did everything we could to appease the activists.
Extremely messed up.
They're trying to destroy free speech in America.
Yes.
You can't appease these people.
Well, and look who's right up underneath him.
The professional crybabies, I'm telling you.
Look who I spy with my little eye.
There's Cat Turd at the very top of the response column.
Oh, yeah.
You say here, glad to see you finally realize how fascist the lunatic left is.
Let the conservatives back on Twitter get rid of all the algorithms and shadow bans, etc.
on us.
And we'll bring our advertising dollars with us.
Our spending power is enormous.
And then Magajem, of course, here you go.
He's got you at the head of the board.
One, get rid of all algorithms, shadow bans, ghost bans, throttling, search bans, and other censoring tools.
Two, that's it.
I'm rubbing it in because I don't care.
They're literally taking, these people are taking pictures of themselves crying.
The fired Twitter.
You didn't give a damn.
I mean, you got rid of people like Juanita Broderick.
You got rid of all these doctors.
A lot of these people made their living on Twitter.
They made money.
It's how they feed their family.
It's how they fed their kids.
And I mean, you just swept in there and these people build their accounts.
I mean, they worked on them eight, 10 hours a day for some of them eight, nine, 10 years.
That's right.
And you just got rid of them.
And y'all laughed about it in your little cubicles back there.
And then when y'all ban people from talking about the stupid vaccine, it don't work.
And the vaccine mandate, some people died over that.
And y'all laughed in your little cubicles.
And you laughed when Biden took the Keystone pipeline away and cost 44,000 jobs.
Y'all didn't care?
So I don't care that you're getting fired from your $280,000 job that you don't even show up but four hours a day, drink a latte, go to the yoga room.
Pet a therapy dog and go upstairs in sun for two hours and go home.
I don't care.
Don't forget about the draft wine at the end, right?
With that beautiful view of San Francisco.
I don't either.
I really do not.
And the way they were so malicious with what they did, especially...
They are.
They laughed at us.
They are.
They shut us down completely.
And it was not without the government's approval, too.
They were behind it as well.
Because let's face it, what happened in 2020...
We'll never be erased from our minds.
And they know it.
And they know that this election, we are ready for them.
I cannot wait to go and vote and cast my vote.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Here's what I just tweeted.
Good news for the fire Twitter employees.
For only $8 per month, they can remain on Twitter and whine about it as long as they want.
There you go!
Oh my gosh.
Sure.
And I also saw that you offered to take care of AOC's bill.
Her tab.
Yeah.
Since she's broke, I'll pay her $8 a month.
Right, while she's driving a Tesla.
I bet she hates getting that damn Tesla and driving the two miles to work every day.
Oh my gosh.
I bet she hates getting that Tesla every day.
It bothers the shit out of her.
Of course, of course.
I mean, what do you expect from her?
I don't expect anything from her.
I think she's just a complete drip.
And I'll say it over and over again.
There is nothing exciting about her at all.
There's nothing impressive about her.
I don't know how anybody could vote for Sandy.
I really do not.
I don't get it.
I've said this before, but a lot of people probably haven't heard it.
Of all the egotistical narcissists, and you can just name them.
I mean, they're bad.
But there's three that's in recent memory in politics that literally are the biggest narcissists, egomaniacs.
They literally think they're God.
These three people, Barack Obama, Fauci and AOC. Of all the narcissists up in D.C. and the crazy, you know, God personalities, God complex, they're the three that I just, they, oh my God, the narcissism that flows through that girl.
Right.
She thinks she is the shit in a bag of crackers, man.
I'm not kidding.
She does.
She absolutely does.
And she will continue to.
It shocked her more than anyone that she was getting.
Any criticism.
Exactly.
Sends her over the top.
I mean, any little thing.
Mm-hmm.
She sat there.
He just said, you know, I appreciate your concern.
Now pay your $8.
Yeah.
And she went on a Twitter fever 24-hour campaign, videos and trying to do this.
I mean, she's a lunatic.
Can you imagine dating her?
That weird, white, bearded goober she's dating.
Man, he's the only guy that can probably handle her.
She just puts him in the background.
Way, way, way, way.
Here, where's your boyfriend?
Here, let me get you some binoculars.
At a party.
You see that guy crunched over?
Way over there.
Just, you know, way down there about a football field away.
Sitting in the bar.
That's him.
Right where I want him.
Oh my gosh.
It's just wild.
I mean, you know what, though?
There's so much to celebrate because while you have got these liberals and these leftists that are completely melting down, and I mean TikTok and all, you've got Carrie Lake, who has been attacked by every single one of them, and you know what?
She is just, like, amazing.
She is going after them hardcore.
Her response to Hillary Clinton's warning about her seems to have touched a lib media nerve.
This is out from Twitchy.
Arizona Republican candidate for governor Carrie Lake was on the Sean Hannity show this week and responded to recent criticism from Hillary Clinton this way.
Listen to what she had to say.
But I was a little concerned today, I'm going to be honest, when I saw Hillary Clinton...
And she looked angry and actually scared and just completely unrelated.
I want you to know, just in case you're wondering, I'm in perfect health, my brakes on my car are in good shape, and I'm not suicidal.
And we're going to win this thing on Tuesday.
Oh my gosh, she is just awesome.
Oh my gosh.
I love this woman.
She's absolutely incredible.
She knows exactly what to say and when to say it, because you know what?
No one is safe around Hillary Clinton.
I can promise you that.
Let me tell you something.
I don't even ask some politicians on this show, especially during election season, because I don't want them to put them in a position to say no, because we're controversial.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to...
You know, all the crazy shit we say.
But Carrie Lake had no problem coming on this show.
And for 15 minutes.
And she stayed an hour.
Longer than that.
Yeah.
And she just talked and talked.
And it was just like talking to somebody in your living room.
And I appreciate that.
And she didn't care.
Because she says the same thing about election stolen as we do.
Absolutely.
But she is, I'm telling you something, as far as skilled politician who's never been a politician, but she was a famous, you know, anchor, wasn't she, for a long time?
Yes, she was.
And so she knows the inside and out, and she has that good camera presence, because she's used to being on camera every day.
And I swear, not that she's my, you know, I would put her over Trump or anything, but between Trump, her, and DeSantis, she has the most skill dealing with the press.
And DeSantis and Trumper, they completely destroy them.
But she's even more skilled than them.
It's true.
She is.
She is fantastic.
She is unbelievable.
Oh, yes.
And she is going to deliver.
Don't think that she won't deliver and that's why she's putting it all out there.
She's making sure no one is surprised when she takes hold of that office that she is going to keep her promises and do exactly what she set out to do.
I just think she's amazing.
Not only that, when we had her on the show, Kat, you know, when we asked her questions, She answered them.
She did not give us this whole run around and avoid it or anything.
She answered the question head on.
Anything we ask.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, it was never a politician's no-answer answer.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
They're good at talking for an hour, not saying a down thing.
Sure.
They can talk in a circle.
You got that right.
Well, here's what happened, for those of you that don't know.
Joy Reid and Hillary Clinton both lying here.
Carrie Lake did not laugh at Paul Piccolosi's attack.
But who could forget Hillary watching the live-streamed torture death of Gaddafi in Libya and cackling, right?
Like a hen, something evil.
We came, we saw, he died.
Sociopathic projection again.
And she is that way.
She really is.
She is evil to the core.
They fired that really racist host, Tiffany Cross, who's even more racist than Joy Reid, if you can even imagine anybody more racist than Joy Reid.
They got rid of her.
Oh, definitely.
She was over the top.
Racist, crazy woman.
And did you see that NBC did a report, a live report, about the Paul Pelosi's attack, which contradicted all the federal charges statements against him?
Certainly did.
And it was like, yeah, this was a main NBC report.
It said, yeah, the official report, we're hearing that he came to the door, and then he didn't respond.
He didn't act like he was being attacked.
He walked back towards the attacker, and then the attacker...
Attacked him.
None of it made any sense.
But you know they've dropped that now?
Did you know they dropped that about an hour ago?
Well, it doesn't surprise me.
That video, they deleted it and they said, this is not the NBC. This does not meet our journalistic standards.
Oh, isn't that something?
Do you believe that?
I do believe it.
I swear, they dropped it!
Well, does it surprise you?
It doesn't mean...
This is how corrupt they are.
Why do you think, here we go, we don't have...
They accidentally told the truth.
Exactly.
We don't have anybody in the lamestream media that is going to go up against this government.
It is way too powerful, and they are owned.
They are a tool of the Democrats.
And they sit there and wonder, they're so out of touch...
That they sit there and they wonder, how come?
How come no one's watching our shows?
How come we're losing our shows?
How come there's no support here?
Because we're tired of your lies.
It's all you've been doing.
That is all you've been doing for years.
So we have found alternative sources and we're going to continue with those.
But here was the report and it was a good report.
Check it out.
Craig, good morning.
When officers arrived here at the Pelosi home exactly a week ago today, they initially didn't have any idea exactly what was going on.
They knew they had a high-priority call on their hand.
What was unclear?
What was happening inside the property just behind me.
This morning, Paul Pelosi is home, back at the house that became a crime scene a week ago today.
NBC News learning new details about the moments police arrived.
Sources familiar with what unfolded in the Pelosi residence now revealing when officers responded to the high priority call, they were seemingly unaware they'd been called to the home of the Speaker of the House.
After a knock and announce, the front door was opened by Mr.
Pelosi.
The 82-year-old did not immediately declare an emergency or tried to leave his home, but instead began walking several feet back into the foyer toward the assailant and away from police.
It's unclear if the 82-year-old was already injured Or what his mental state was, say sources.
According to court documents, when the officer asked what was going on, defendant smiled and said everything's good.
But instantaneously, a struggle ensued as police clearly saw David DePapp strike Paul Pelosi in the head with a hammer.
After tackling the suspect, officers rushed to Mr.
Pelosi, who was lying in a pool of blood.
What we do know is he brutally attacked Mr.
Pelosi and attempted to kill him.
After spending several days in the ICU, Pelosi, who is recovering from a fractured skull and serious injuries to his arm and hand, is now home, where Capitol Police remain on alert.
Investigators have previously said Pelosi did not know DePapp when the 42-year-old broke into his home.
Why Pelosi didn't try to flee or tell responding officers he was in distress is unclear.
Fear takes over.
Fear freezes people.
I don't have to hear the explanations for it.
Fear freezes people.
Imagine going on.
Okay, somebody's hammer attacking you.
The police come to the door.
Ding dong.
Let me get that.
Yeah, let me get that.
What's up, guys?
And then you walk back to where the guy's beating you with a hammer.
Now, you tell me that.
They accidentally told the truth.
That's why they've removed the story.
But can you?
I mean, Pelosi probably had an old Nancy.
Old ma'am, all big boobs.
She probably had a damn.
She probably had a fit and got this.
Called NBC executives.
Get that out of here!
Exactly.
We're just supposed to believe what they're trying to say, that he was just completely taken off guard and he was asleep in his bed and he was right hammered.
He knows the guy.
Yes.
Oh my God, he knows him.
It's just incredible.
Of course he knows him.
It's really incredible how stupid they think that we are.
But this is their problem with social media, see?
This is how this whole thing ties in.
Before they were able to control this messaging, remember Hunter Biden's laptop?
Now, all of a sudden, now that Twitter is starting to be free again, right, and other platforms have emerged, they can no longer control this message.
And I know a lot of people say, why are you always talking about Twitter?
Why are you talking about Twitter?
Because it is the conversation right now.
It truly is.
And we're in the middle of a midterm.
This whole show is based on social media.
This is where the conversation is.
And oh my gosh.
It's the discourse of free speech around the world.
That's right.
And it sucks it is.
But, I mean, it is.
And so, when him buying that and fighting, I mean, the richest guy in the world buying a platform that's basically run by the FBI and all the dark people and everything against our voices, and he's trying to fix it.
And then he starts caving, and then now he's back.
I mean, this is big.
And when he's caving, I'm going to be there to dog his ass out.
I mean, my voice, realistically, is a decent size, but it's not big compared to a lot of people.
But, I mean, compared to the whole Twitterverse, I'm just in a little corner over here.
But I'm going to call him out.
When he starts letting them libs, we're all calling him out.
All the counts.
All the counts, small and big.
And you're like, well, you don't support him no more.
Listen, I don't agree with anybody all the time.
I disagreed with the lockdowns when Trump did it.
That don't mean I don't support him 100%.
It don't mean I don't support what Elon Musk is doing, but if he's going to devise some kind of board to let these people in instead of just letting them all back, and it's nothing but liberal fanatics and freaks and activists, of course I'm going to scream to the top of the lungs every single time.
Boy, you want to talk about freaks and liberals and addicts?
I've got a whole bunch of videos of that just alone.
But I thought another thing about Carrie Lake, and since they tried to smear her so bad, this was just so eloquently done, and I applaud her for this.
They really thought that the CBS hack reporter, he tried to corner her.
Oh, this is good.
Oh, it was such a smackdown.
It was so well done, though.
You can really, really get a handle on who she is.
Because she's just incredible.
And she just said, you know what?
Hey, I'm sorry.
She's going to be.
So basically what happened was they asked her about a new ad that was featuring the mother of former Capitol Police officer Brian Sitnik.
Officer Brian Sitnik died following the riot at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th from a stroke.
The Gateway pundit reported that the demonic left brought out Brian Sitnik's mother to lie about Carrie Lake and blame her for his death.
So, of course, she's confronted at a rally, right?
And they really thought they had her now.
And here is her response.
I mean, she's just absolutely incredible with what she does.
I watch this woman and I go, okay, so this is how you do it.
Exactly.
Here she is.
Chris McLean from CBS News.
I don't know if Chris has seen this ad attacking you.
Which one?
Which one, Chris?
The mother of Brian Signet, the Capitol Police officer that died the day after January 6th, she in an attack ad is saying that people like you specifically are responsible for her son's death.
I'm curious what you think when you hear that.
What's her name?
The mother of Brian Sicknick?
Yeah.
I think it's Cindy Sicknick.
Cindy, I just want to say to Cindy Sicknick, I'm so sorry about the death of your son.
It is tragic.
I'm a mother myself and that is, it breaks my heart.
That is a wound when you lose a child, no matter how old they are, that never heals.
And so I don't want to disparage her.
She doesn't know me.
I wasn't anywhere near the Capitol on January 6th.
And I understand that her son died, I think, the following day of a stroke or natural causes.
And I feel for her and I see the pain in her eyes.
And I would never try to disparage or hurt her because I know when a mother has pain like that, There's no way to heal that.
And that's why I feel for these moms and dads who hit me up on the campaign trail and they grab me.
And you can spot them from across the room.
There is a loss in their lives that can never be replaced.
And we're losing thousands of young people.
When they tell me they lost a son, To fentanyl.
When they lost a daughter to fentanyl poisoning.
This is why we are pushing so hard to secure that border and stop fentanyl from pouring across.
I'm used to attack ads.
I've had probably more money spent against me than any candidate in Arizona in attack ads.
But the people know me here.
They're not believing what they're seeing in the attack ads.
I've been in their homes for 27 years.
And additionally, besides attack ads, I've had 100% negative lying coverage by the fake news of me and my campaign and our people.
And so we've withstood that.
And we will win.
And we're going to do great things for Arizona, despite what you guys say.
This woman is absolutely fantastic.
She's absolutely fantastic.
She's good.
She is right on the money.
Before she was getting popular, we were saying this.
I know.
Because we had her on the show and everything.
I was like, man, I tell my friends, you've got to watch that lady that's running for governor.
You've got to watch her, Carrie Lake, because I'm telling you, she's a spitfire.
That's how it's done.
I mean, she's ungettable.
She's really good at this.
Like she said, she was in their living room for 27 years.
That's right.
And she's going to stay there.
She quit.
She quit because she couldn't handle all the lies they were telling anymore.
And she wasn't going to run at that point.
But then she decided to.
That's how all this started.
Well, and it's true.
Okay.
And so this is how you campaign.
This is how you show you're serious.
This is how you prove to your voters, hey, you know what?
I work for you.
And she's been proving that over and over and over again.
Meanwhile...
I don't know what's going on with the left, but they think that this is gonna send them over the top.
Here's Gretchen Whitmer.
Are you kidding?
Good God.
This is what they're doing.
I kid you not.
Now...
I locked you down and killed your grandmother and wouldn't even let you buy seeds to plant.
But look, I can dance and pretend I have rhythm and I don't.
I don't have any rhythm.
My God.
I apologize for the white race to happen to see...
To watch something like that.
I apologize to every other...
Is it that embarrassing?
In the United States, we're having to watch that non-rhythm dance that represents us.
That's what she's going to do for all y'all.
So go ahead and get out there and support her.
No.
And it doesn't end with her.
If you can't dance, please.
I mean, if you can dance, get out there and dance your ass off.
If you can't dance like that, oh my God, you're talking about no rhythm.
A half a beat behind the whole thing.
Oh, you know all about rhythm.
I don't want to see Gretchen William shake that ass.
Well, then this next video is really going to make you cringe because there is an appearance by Larry, the liberal in here with Beto.
Check it out.
For a yellow bone, long hair star.
Thick and hips come get in my car.
Hips come get in my car.
For a yellow bone, long hair star.
Thick and hips come get in my car.
For a yellow...
I love him!
I think, oh my gosh, Steve McGrew, if you do not follow Steve and check him out, I swear, you've got to.
Yeah, he's been on the show several times.
He's hilarious.
He's a friend of mine.
He's one of the funniest comedians you've ever heard.
I love liberal Larry.
I just think he is fantastic.
And we need to get liberal Larry back.
His account got axed.
Yes, he did!
Yeah.
For telling jokes.
I know.
For making fun of them.
A 100% ridiculously obvious parody account that did nothing but tell jokes.
That's exactly right.
Can you believe that?
And he pretended to be this crazy liberal.
That's all he did.
Right.
He just acted like they act on a regular basis.
God, you see Beto speaking to Kent dancing and apologizing again to everybody for the non-rhythm of these people.
Oh, yes.
Mudflap is amazing.
And not only that, he made the news all over the place because he's the one that put together that meme that Donald Trump Jr.
retweeted, which they accused him of doing.
And it made people and it made pretty much everything.
Gateway Pundit, of course, Daily Mail.
It went all over the place because they accused Donald Trump Jr.
of basically violence, supporting violence, and even acting as if that was his.
It was underwear with a hammer on top as a Halloween costume, and it was a riot.
It was one of the funniest things.
He was...
Yeah, and I think he did on me and said, I don't know, something like, yeah, now I know how you feel.
I'm getting death threats, attacks.
Exactly.
Welcome to my world.
That's exactly right.
Daily.
Constant, I know.
And all I do is tell jokes and just, you know, say smart-ass shit.
I don't know why they're so pissed.
It's ridiculous.
They're angry.
They don't have an account that pisses me.
All their accounts put together don't piss me off as much as some of these people get so mad.
I mean, you wouldn't believe.
One day I'll just read.
I can't read them on the air.
I mean, heck, we can cuss, so I'll just read some and just say all the cuss words.
Because they're so ridiculous.
Well, I'm starting to see that.
They're bad.
I mean, I don't care.
What they don't realize is it's just really funny to me.
I just laugh.
I hope you die butt cancer.
I hope you...
I mean, it just never ends with these people.
It doesn't.
It really doesn't.
You wouldn't believe.
It's amazing that they actually sit there and do that.
And I'm starting to get it, too.
Oh, my mom died.
I got all kinds of...
I'm glad your mom died.
You wouldn't believe what they said then.
That's the most horrible thing ever.
I can't imagine.
That's the way they are!
I know.
These are evil people.
They're miserable, hateful, evil people on the left.
And if you vote Democrat, you're one of them.
This is who you vote with.
This is your teammate.
So this is what they do.
It doesn't bother me.
I don't let anybody suck my joy out.
And I don't know why, but I was raised sticks and stones can break your bones, but words can never hurt you.
Well, they have done you well.
That old saying.
So, I mean, I'm not going to let somebody...
Suck the joy out of my life or make me angry because they're miserable.
I'm just going to laugh at them.
And then it makes them more mad because I don't care.
Well, you're going to go ahead and do what you do.
You're going to speak your mind, and you're entitled to do that.
I mean, let's face it.
That is something that you're allowed to have an opinion about all this stuff.
Somehow, in this crazy government of ours, they decided that we weren't able to have a voice anymore, that they were going to just take that away, too.
And they're on a dangerous, dangerous path.
It's really true.
Never attack anybody on Twitter, by the way, unless they attack me first.
I'm a total counterpuncher.
Right.
And you're good at it.
You know, I come back.
If you, you know, you talk shit, you get hit.
That's my theory.
That's pretty much it, too.
Oh, my gosh.
But it's great.
I mean, but I think a lot of people are waking up.
They're really tired of these crybaby soy boys and everything else.
I thought this one was really good since we're on the subject of TikTok and how people are using it.
You'll love this one.
Check it.
I'm going to be teaching you how to use frog, frogs, pronouns, and sentences, so let's go!
Yeah, that's it.
I'm Republican now.
You win!
I'm done.
I can't do it, right?
I'm accepting, tolerant, inclusive, right?
Whatever gender you want to identify as.
Binary, non-binary.
But, uh, I'm not going to call people frogs.
We draw the line at amphibians.
Right?
You can't identify as a frog, because...
You're not a frog.
You know that, though.
You weren't cursed by a witch in a Disney movie.
You don't hop lily pad to lily pad.
To call you frogs or frog self would be a little ridiculous.
I'm Republican now.
MAGA, stop the steal.
I love this guy.
It's true.
This is how ridiculous the conversations have gotten.
You see how seething he is, though?
He cannot barely control the rage.
And that's who they are.
That's exactly right.
Well, you've got all the celebrities that are coming out for the Democrats because they know what kind of trouble they're in.
It must have been a midnight call of sorts.
Did you see what I posted about Oprah today?
What did you say?
I'm sure it's fantastic.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on, I'll retweet it.
Okay.
Let me find it.
Well, Oprah has turned her back on Dr.
Oz and has endorsed Democrat John Fetterman in Pennsylvania's Senate race despite 20 years on set with the television doctor.
Her buddy.
Yes.
Yes.
I mean...
God, what a worm.
God, what a worm.
She is a worm.
But guess what?
You've got her with...
Standing up for everybody else on the planet.
I mean, for example, oh, I do have it here, Cat Turd.
I beat you, too.
Breaking great judge of character.
Oprah Winfrey has endorsed John Fetterman.
Aren't these wonderful pictures of them?
Oh, my gosh.
Harvey Weinstein.
Here he is.
He's with the elites.
You know, I mean, it wasn't so long ago.
That was from one of our best friends.
Yes.
We're always together.
Always, always.
I think she went to Jeff Franklin.
Didn't she go to Epstein's Island?
Wasn't she on the flight logs?
I can't remember.
I can't remember if she was or if she wasn't.
It seems like she was.
I'm sure she probably did.
I'm sure she probably cascaded through there.
But sure, I mean, here she is.
I can't remember.
Pick of the month.
She could be.
It wouldn't surprise me.
Well, I wouldn't.
But this is what they are.
There she is, grooming.
Grooming, right.
A little kid.
Here.
Here's your new daddy.
Did you bring some candy for him?
She's yours.
My God.
I don't know how, I don't know where they come from.
They're evil.
And I just think that we're going to see a lot of this stuff come to fruition.
I really cannot wait until the day where we start taking some of this evidence, the black book, that we never got all of the client name list out of Madame Maxwell.
We need that information.
Those are the biggest pedophiles and perverts that there are.
And they're keeping that information from the public?
I don't think so.
We paid for the trial.
We paid for everything else.
We deserve to see what's in there, whose names are in there.
Stop with the cover-up.
It's unbelievable.
It's incredible.
One day, and I won't be alive when it happens because in 50 years from now, they're going to release all this stuff when everybody's dead so nothing will happen to them.
I mean, these, like George Carlin, it's a big club and you ain't in it.
That's it, too.
Well, here's the thing, though.
I mean, A, I don't want to be in your club.
And B, you should be locked behind bars, okay?
And hopefully you will be.
Because these people have just been given an absolute pass.
And I am so glad to see that we are going to have investigations.
They're openly talking about it.
And I'm glad somebody finally is.
Here you go.
Republicans drop a thousand-page report.
Saying the FBI has rotted at its core, manipulated domestic violent extremism statistics for political purposes, and deliberately downplayed serious allegations of wrongdoing from Hunter Biden.
They are.
I mean, Christopher Wray belongs in prison more than anybody, right next to Fauci.
Them two belong in prison more than anybody in this country.
And Garland.
It's so true.
It is so true.
These are just scuzzballs.
The worst of their kind.
So here you go.
You've got the Republicans on then-House Judiciary Committee released this 1,000-page report on the politicization of misconduct in the FBI. It said, Republican members of the committee also said whistleblowers have come forward with allegations of rampant corruption, manipulation and abuse.
The report was created without the help of the Democrat majority and was released four days before the midterm elections.
It is a clear sign Republicans will investigate the FBI if they retake the House majority after next Tuesday's midterms.
Needs to happen.
Absolutely needs to happen.
I mean, they are so corrupt to the core.
They have been able to get away with all of this stuff.
In fact, from what I'm understanding, they're already going after more people in the Trump administration.
They are going into their homes and they are seizing their computers and their devices and they are trying to stir something else up because the last thing they want is what they already know.
President Trump is going to run in 2024.
And he is unstoppable.
And it is going to be glorious.
And I cannot wait.
And so yesterday when President Trump started, you know, he started touting the audience and really having a great time with it.
I know you all probably had the same feelings I did.
This is going to be an incredible run in 2024.
Check out this clip.
I did much better the second time than I did the first.
Getting millions more votes in 2020 than I got in 2016.
And likewise, getting more votes than any sitting president in the history of our country by far.
And now, in order to make our country successful and safe and glorious, I will very, very, very probably do it again, okay?
Very, very, very...
Very, very, very probably.
Only Trump can come up with that one.
Very, very, very probably.
I just love that man.
I think he's so fantastic.
He's just exciting.
He's hilarious, too.
Oh, yes.
He's hilarious.
He's funny.
He is.
He is.
And he calls it like...
Boy, does he trigger it.
Boy, does he trigger them.
Oh, my God.
Oh, he upsets them so badly.
There's accounts on Twitter that used to claim to be conservative accounts.
That spend every day, they get up in the morning, and they tweet like a thousand times a day, and the word trumps, and 95% of them.
Sure.
And they're just obsessed.
And here he is.
It's two years.
Two years now, and they can't stop.
They're not going to be able to.
They can't stop.
They're psychotic.
They got to screw loose.
Well, this is the thing.
You can really tell who's really behind and who is a conservative and who is part of this other, I don't know what we're calling them, blue MAGA, because they are trying desperately, dark MAGA, or I don't know what people are referring to.
It's been too long since I've been on Twitter.
But they will act like they're conservative, but really, in actuality, they are not.
They will build up a conservative base and then start trying to persuade people against the conservative narrative.
And you see it happening.
I've watched it several times, not to mention Bill Kristol and all those people.
I mean, they're the worst of their kind.
Joe Walsh, Bill Kristol.
Yeah, they're just...
They're a joke.
And you build trust through consistency.
Right.
When you're inconsistent and you flip-flop all over the damn place all the time, then people can't trust you anymore.
I mean, what if they say, you know what?
I'm going to start supporting Joe Biden as president.
Isn't he doing a great job?
Yeah.
I mean, my God, just be who you are.
I mean, there are people you don't say, you know, you get up and say, how are you today?
You say, who are you today?
Oh, boy.
It's true.
Be consistent.
That's right.
We all have different opinions.
You know, every day I take it, whatever's happening, and that's my opinion on it, right or wrong, and I'll tell you my opinion, but I'm not going to ever, ever say, Something that isn't my opinion to make money or to get likes or to, you know what I mean?
I mean, I'm going to say exactly the way I feel.
And if it's what I said, you know, people like, they like, if they hate it, they hate it.
I'm never going to do that.
I couldn't do it.
I don't see how people do that.
These people, a lot of these people, these far left loons in the city are making $10 million a year, $25 million a year to set up air on the news and talk about Trump.
They don't even believe it.
They don't care.
It's just like, hey, I'm making $25 million a year.
I don't care.
They're like Anchorman.
Give them whatever they put on that teleprompter.
I'll read for $25 million a year.
And I'm just not like that.
Well, that's the one thing.
I mean, since we started doing this show, I try to stay away from looking at your page if I can.
I mean, sometimes I can't help it because people will just send me stuff and they're like, look at what he just did.
And I just die.
I mean, I love your page.
You and President Trump were really the main reason that I was upset when I lost my account.
But then, of course, they...
They got rid of President Trump and then they're still captured over there.
But I purposely try to stay away because I want to see if our views align for this show.
So I try not to look at it or retweet it if I can possibly help it unless it's just something that somebody sends and I say, oh my gosh, I've got to participate in that.
Or it's the weekend.
But that's the thing because I know that you and I at some point are going to...
I disagree probably on something, but it hasn't really happened yet.
We pretty much have the same exact viewpoint.
And we don't go over any of this stuff before the show.
But let me tell you, the one man in America that they are terrified of is President Trump.
And they know that his return is going to be monumentous.
If we thought it was a huge swing over there and then we won in a landslide in 2020, you just wait until 24.
Hold on, because it's going to be huge.
I've been saying that President Trump was going to run the entire time.
I mean, even though he didn't announce it, I knew this man is the man for the job and he knows it.
Here's another thing.
Now, I believe that they'll reinstate him on Twitter.
And he's already said, of course, he owns truth and it makes sense.
He says, I'm not going back to Twitter, even if they reinstate me.
But if they reinstate him on Twitter...
He's got to.
And I'm going to tell you something.
I just know his personality.
He's sitting there every day, and he can just type it in right now and say, your favorite president's back.
Oh, I hope so.
Sorry for you haters and losers, but your favorite president...
I mean, you know, it'll be something funny.
He's got to, though.
But he'll do it.
He's got to.
Because it'll kill him.
He's just like, oh, my God.
He has really got to because he's got to reach over.
Even if he just tweets, Twitter sucks, come to truth, and puts truth.
That would be a trawl move, wouldn't it?
But he does have an audience there, I've noticed.
If you don't want to pay $8 a month, come to truth.
He's got to do something like that.
Exactly.
He will.
I'm sure he will.
I mean, he's good at all this stuff.
Well, you've got Biden's corrupt Justice Department contemplating, appointing, get this, a special counsel.
Another special counsel.
If Trump runs for president in 2024.
Okay, so...
Talking about election interference.
Exactly.
Opening threatening.
They're threatening him even beforehand.
It's nuts.
So, yeah, the Justice Department is now contemplating appointing a special counsel.
The only special counsel we need is to investigate the DOJ and the FBI and others.
Okay?
The State Department as well.
They go up in there.
Because this is outrageous.
So according to CNN, the DOJ has brought in a brain trust for advice on Trump probes.
Trump is expected to announce 2024 after the midterm elections.
They're saying November 14th.
Yeah.
Isn't that fun?
If you're a member of a brain trust, trust me, you ain't got no brain.
Yeah.
If you need one that badly, of course.
If you need a brain trust, trust me, you ain't got a brain.
That's right.
My God.
But it keeps getting better because President Trump isn't wasting any time.
Understand, this is a man that has got so many irons in the fire, he doesn't even pay attention to their nonsense, what they're going to do with impeachment.
He laughs at it.
Here you go.
Trump has now sued New York AG for trying to destroy him.
Of course he is.
I mean, this woman...
Should be an easy win.
Oh, it should be.
You've got her up there saying that the only reason why she was running for Attorney General of New York...
She's in a close race Tuesday, by the way.
...was to get him.
Yeah, she's in a close race.
She could lose.
That would be funny as hell.
We'll be reporting that election night.
Our election night is going to be fun.
If you want to have fun election night and not have to listen to all the stupid clowns, we're going to have a fun one.
It's 7 to midnight for right now, but we haven't got all the details.
But Tuesday, we won't be doing a...
A regular show Tuesday at 3, of course.
Right.
But we'll come on at 7.
And I talked to John Rich on the phone last night, and he gave us permission that we were like, what are we going to do during breaks?
Because we don't have any advertisers, and we've got to take breaks.
So he gave us permission to use his music.
So we are on breaks.
We're going to be playing John Rich's music.
And maybe I can talk to him.
They're releasing some of his new stuff to us.
Oh, that would be great.
I just need the MP3s.
I mean, the MP4s, if he's got them, or MP3s, if it's just sound, that's fine.
And we can go to town over here.
You want him to do the work?
No, I'm not going to ask him to do that.
Oh, no, I mean, yeah, if you can do it, it would be great.
Oh, the new stuff.
Yeah, yeah, because I'd love to be able to play it here, and that way I can get it out for the audience, and you and I can go get something to drink and whatever else it is that we scurry around and do during the course of a five-hour show.
Don't be slamming shots.
It's going to be a fun night.
We have absolutely no idea how it's going to go down.
I'm going to do a shot of Jack Daniels.
If we win 300, I've got to do 300 shots.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh.
So this will be really great.
It'll be fun.
It's going to be fantastic.
Are you kidding?
I'm loving all of what's happening right now.
I mean, this is really a great time to be alive.
You've got President Trump who says Mitch McConnell should be impeached.
Wouldn't that be fun?
If I run, he says, and if I win, he will not be leader.
So...
He's calling him out.
I think it's fantastic.
You don't need to be leader this time.
No!
He's worthless.
Get rid of this guy.
I am not kidding you.
God is worthless.
He's got like a 7% approval rating right now.
7%.
Yeah.
I mean, getting kicked in the nuts has 5% approval rating.
Some people like that kind of thing.
I mean, he's right above getting kicked in the nuts and approval rating.
Oh my gosh.
But yeah, well, it'll be fun election night.
And I went and got a place on the beach, so I'm going to be comfortable and I'm going to go set up Monday.
I've got three laptops and a couple of things set up.
I'm making a war room.
I think it's great.
At the pimp house.
You're going to be pimpin' large over there.
I'm going to be pimpin' large.
Oh, yes.
I will definitely.
I won't miss a moment of that.
Thank goodness.
I'll be on the other side.
So if all of a sudden we lose you for some reason, I'll be able to find you.
I'll be able to figure out what's going on.
I'm going down the pool.
I'll be back in 30 minutes.
You better not.
Oh, totally unacceptable.
Oh my gosh.
But truly, the Republican Party needs to understand this man has got the lowest approval rating of any politician and they want him to be leader?
I'm sorry.
No, he's not Senate leader.
And nor would you want somebody like that with that kind of approval rating, which is zero, to be the face of the Republican Party.
The backstabbing little phony turtle.
Snail.
Those people, you know, that part is over.
Yes.
And I'm so glad it is.
Because we have a whole new party now.
We absolutely do.
And there's so many, so many things that we have got to look into.
First of all, there's a big, there's a lot of talk about this one.
This one is out from The Federalist.
Five days before midterms, the DOJ is still refusing to release Biden's plan to federalize local elections.
This is a very big deal.
It affects everyone.
This is what Hillary Clinton has been up in arms about, if you've seen some of the things that she's been talking about.
Well, the Foundation for Government Accountability has filed a cross-motion against the Department of Justice asking the court to immediately order the DOJ to release its strategic plan implementing President Biden's executive order that directed a federal government takeover of elections.
This is right before midterm elections on Tuesday.
As previously reported, Biden's executive order directs all 600 federal agencies to expand citizens' opportunities to register to vote and to obtain information about and participate in the electoral process.
It's like constipation.
It's not constitutional.
It is.
It is the fact that we're even talking about this.
But they are pushing hard, and they know that this is where elections matter, because they know that we have got a conservative court, Supreme Court, and thank goodness we do, or else this would be a bigger issue than it already is.
But this is their goal.
They want to federalize everything.
They want to fare all elections so they can cheat forever and you never can.
Cheat, cheat, cheat, and cheats more.
Take it up there to them and they can put the big cheat machine on them.
Lord knows, Democrats love to cheat.
That's all they do.
That is what they do.
Then if you call them cheat, they call you a conspiracy theorist.
And this is how they work.
They work at this in a lot of ways.
They want to give your kids...
Without anybody knowing it, they put books...
I mean, first, second, and third graders, and it shows two guys giving each other a blowjob.
And they do that, and then the Republicans come in and say, you ain't having this book in here, you complete grooming freaks.
And they get the books removed, and then they go out and announce and campaign on, Republicans are banning books.
They're book banners.
They want to burn books like the old days.
This is how rotten these people are.
They really are.
It is so sick.
I mean, this is what they're doing.
They are complete groomers.
They want to normalize all of this.
Everything's a trick with them.
It is.
I mean, you can't, don't even let your kids around it, but look at some of the books that Republicans got kicked, that they took out of the classrooms.
I'm talking about, it's just porn.
We say this all the time.
I don't care what you do when you're 18 years old, when you're an adult.
I don't care, but God, leave the children alone.
Totally agree.
I mean, can you imagine just back in my day?
I can imagine.
Man, if my parents got wind, they were handing me some porn, watching people, I mean, illustrations.
Mm-mm.
At seven, eight years old, I'm like, my God.
I'm telling you what, I don't know what they would do to parents.
And you fast forward to this, and you got these stupid liberals in these cities, little rich people, these little rich white liberals.
They're like, oh, this is so healthy for my five-year-old to see these illustrations.
There's nothing healthy about that, nor do you want anybody talking to your child about sex.
I certainly would not allow it.
That would creep me out.
It's a felony.
Yes.
A teacher can do it with nothing?
No.
If you want this book banning thing, you're like, what do you mean they're banning books?
What did they do?
Did they ban Hunkaberry Finn?
Or did they ban the Great Gatsby?
What did they ban?
This is what they're talking about.
This is what they're running on when all you hear are these leftist, fanatic, weirdo, creepy, satanic demons saying, hey, Republicans are banning books.
That's the books they're banning.
That's the books.
You're damn right they're getting them out of there.
That's right.
Oh my gosh.
And it's just a setup.
It's disgusting.
And of course, the media don't say anything about it.
I'm so worried about this generation.
I really am.
Go to Lives of TikTok on Twitter.
And she actually has, she has the blurt out, but you can see it, of the BJ's and everything, to give kids these books.
She actually posted one today.
Go to Libs and TikTok.
She's got like 1.3 million followers.
Huge account.
Yes, let me get over there.
And she's like, her whole thing is just...
Showing what these liberals are doing.
Well, they're just sick.
I mean, they are so sick.
Are you talking about the one?
Here we go.
The one doctors performed a double mastectomy on her at 16 because she was told she would be happier as a boy.
Destroyed my body, my life.
I was a teenager.
I didn't know better.
I mean, this is sad.
This is so sad.
I mean, they have been completely...
I mean, these lives, you can't get them back again.
This is a serious surgery.
I don't even know what to say about it.
It's hard.
It's underscribed 1.4 thousand.
She's really gotten some followers too.
Yes.
Let me see if I can even find that.
I don't know if you want to show it.
Yeah, there it is.
Is this the one where she had the surgery?
No, just go down her page six hours ago.
The pornographic book.
Oh, there's a pornographic book.
Yeah, was found in a seventh grade classroom.
This is something different because a teacher brought this in to a seventh grade classroom.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, they got it started out, but this is what I'm talking about.
I mean, it sucks to have to look at it.
We hate to play stuff like this on the show, but we need to show you what they're doing.
Do you see it?
No, you're gonna have to retweet it and then I'll see it.
Not a problem.
If you'll do that.
Okay, I just retweeted it.
Okay, awesome.
I'm always on your page over here during the show so it makes it easier.
I mean, I don't even know what to say about this stuff, and this wasn't the book banning book exactly, but this was a seventh grade, I guess, teacher bringing this into your classroom.
Oh, yikes.
Oh my gosh, she's got it all right here.
Okay.
You're like, I don't want to put this on the show.
This is what's happening.
So you better wake up and smell the coffee.
And you better take some people to vote.
And you better realize this isn't JFK. This isn't JFK Jr.
Democrat Party.
They're really pushing for all of this.
And then the gender sex surgeries and changing who they are when they're children.
They don't know.
They'll never recover from all of this.
In the Democrat Party, it's not enough.
They want to control everything you do, everything you watch, how you bank, what you eat, what you can say, if you can own a firearm or not, what kind of gas you put in your car, what kind of energy you use.
They want to control every aspect.
That wasn't enough for them.
So now they're going after their children.
And they're going after them, and they're grooming the hell out of them.
And we all see it.
My God.
Oh, this is so sad.
And what happens when Ron DeSantis, he just went in and said, hey, kindergarten, first, second, and third grade, you can't show books like that.
The teachers can't talk about their sex.
That's right.
They can't talk to you about sex when you're six years old.
And you know what they did?
National campaign.
He said you can't say gay.
He said you can't say gay.
Don't say gay, Bill.
And here comes CBS and ABC. Don't say gay.
Don't say gay.
Oh, yeah.
And it didn't work.
I mean, these people are...
Who are these people?
Demons.
I mean, my God.
They are.
They're demons.
They absolutely are demons.
I mean, listen to this.
So, apparently, Ms.
Stauffer, who works at the Hollidaysburg Area School District, a seventh-grade teacher, decided it was a good idea to set this on her desk for her students to see.
This is pornography that she is showing to children.
Not only should she be fired, which I'm going to do everything I can to make sure that happens, also the police should be involved.
Absolutely they should be involved.
100%.
How old is it?
I'm so old, I forgot how old I was when I was in the seventh grade.
What, 12, 13?
13, right.
Yeah, 13.
Yeah, anywhere from 12 to 13 years old in the seventh grade.
Now, you go give somebody a book like that in the park that's 12 years old, and the police are going to come arrest you, and they're going to charge you with about three felonies.
Now, how's that different than this teacher pretending like she's trying to teach them something?
Exactly.
I mean, and like I said, man, I hate even having to say this, but you know...
BJ's and this and that, illustrations and leaves it on your desk.
They're 12 years old.
Those are informative years, big time.
That is when they are changing.
That is when they are coming into their own and all of this stuff.
Can you imagine being in high school and, you know, your teacher?
That'd be like your teacher saying, here, here's Playboy.
Here's the Playboy of the month.
It's worse than that.
It's worse than that.
Check out the centerfold while I'm talking about science.
Go ahead.
It's worse than that because you know what?
This is a how-to.
This is a how-to to do it.
I mean, this is how you get it done.
I'm sorry, but it's just not right.
So why do you think Sunny Houston is freaking out?
Because she knows that Mama Bears are going to be the leading factor.
Well, this racist comes out in all of her glory and on the view and Sunny Houston likens white Republican women to roaches voting for raid.
Like roaches.
Can you imagine?
I've got the clip, but it is really hard to believe.
They're just going all in.
They're anger, racist, divisive.
Them ladies on The View, that's where you can put all their brains together.
And I mean, you have the IQ of a pickled onion fart.
Yeah.
They're dumb!
They're so dumb.
They go off, too, on being wrong.
They're so wrong about some things that everybody knows they're wrong, and they're going off on it.
I mean, screaming.
If you want to know what liberalism does to a person, Whoopi Goldberg used to be a really, people that don't, because, you know, she's up around my age, or a little older, but she was a very funny comedian, very happy person that smiled and laughed.
She had this big laugh and smiled.
Really good actress, too.
And was just hilarious.
Hilarious stand-up comedian.
Hilarious in movies.
Just the most happy.
And it was just, you know, laughed.
And look what she is today.
She has nothing but absolute rage inside her.
She is so, so angry.
Check out this clip.
This is actually what she said on television.
I read a poll just yesterday that white Republican suburban women are now going to vote Republican.
Why?
It's almost like roaches voting for raid, right?
It's insulting to the voter.
Do they want to live in Gilead?
Do we love democracy or not?
Because just saying that it's insulting to the voter.
People make up decisions on what's right for their family and the idea that you should have a say for everyone else's vote.
The fact that women are voting against their own health care.
You had a different view on abortion not that long ago.
I have that view.
But then why is another woman not able to have a different view?
Go for it.
Remember when Roe vs.
Wade got overturned and on this show and everybody was panicking.
We're going to lose the midterms now.
And I said, just everybody calm down.
Because, number one, people have a short memory.
This was like six months.
I said, they're not even going to remember this six months from now.
We're going to have so many things come along.
Who knew, you know, Paul Pelosi getting in a hammer fight and his underwear was going to be one of them.
But all kinds of things are going to come along.
And I said, it's not a winning issue just because loud ain't right.
So screaming loud doesn't make you right.
And they're very loud about it.
But I'm telling you, since the technology, people can see the baby and the little arms and legs and the nose and the beating heart.
And I told you, this is not going to be a winning issue.
It's not about women's health care.
That's the biggest joke I've ever heard in my life.
It's not about living health care, women's health care.
And what happened?
Okay, we had a 40-point swing in women voting from Democrats to Republicans.
I told you, this is a winning issue for Republicans.
They need to run on it strongly.
Well, look at how they've treated us.
Look at how this regime has treated parents.
They had the DOJ basically assign them as being terrorists, right?
I mean, this is the category that they placed them in because they were concerned about what their children were being taught, and rightfully so.
You just pulled up a book over there And showed us what they're afraid of.
And not only that, the critical race theory, their program, their curriculum, what they're trying to do when they're separating people because of color, they're openly doing this.
And yet at the same time, they're screaming at the top of the lungs that we're the racist.
No, we are not the racist.
You're the racist.
This is outrageous, but they know it.
They know that it is all catching up to them.
People I'm talking to right now are completely wide awake, and they are so tired of this regime.
They are so tired of Biden.
They're even tired of new scum things.
Thank goodness.
There are a couple of people here that I know that were singing his praises up until a couple of months ago.
And I'm like, what took you so long?
What is it that you like?
God, it's just, I don't understand people with no common sense who can't look at something honestly.
Exactly.
And it's just like, man, I just feel like telling some of these Democrats, you know, okay, if you could just get one more brain cell, and then you'd have two.
You'd be welding together a little bit.
Maybe there'd be a little spark right back in the corner of your head.
Oh my gosh.
Somewhere out there, hopefully.
Oh my gosh.
I didn't know that's what you'd think.
But anyway.
And the show's been over and we didn't even realize it.
We didn't.
Not at all.
It goes so fast on here.
It goes so fast.
It really does.
Every single time.
Well, I just want to make sure that I thank everybody.
Okay, thank you so much for donating to the show.
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Laughing at the sky.
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I'm just scribbling over here trying to keep up with it.
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Remember tomorrow...
Yes, they are amazing, the Littermates.
I am going to do a show, a special show, a political rendezvous.
I'm doing Saturdays from 3 to 4 p.m.
Eastern Time.
So the same time as this show, if you would like to join me over there, you can go to JulesJonesLive.com and you can click on any of...
These, Rumble, Twitch, DLive, that's really the only ones that I'm on right now until we get our Spotify deal going.
But you can just click on it and it'll take you straight to the chat room.
And then Kat, you've got some cool things going on.
You've got your Santa beanies and everything.
Are those still available or have they already filled out?
Yeah, I still have some.
You've been dealing with nothing but orders.
Like, you're always busy on orders.
That's all.
I got up at 2 this morning.
I made the show by...
Four minutes.
They're the cutest ever.
I like to be busy, though.
I don't like to...
A lot of people like, you know...
I think if you...
I like to move.
I like to work.
I like to be busy all the time.
From the time I get up to the time I go to bed, I want something to do.
I want to go there, there, there, rush around, around, around.
It's just the way I am.
I can't just sit around.
What are you going to do today?
Oh, nothing.
I can't do that.
What are you going to do tomorrow?
Nothing again.
That's what I worry about.
I'm just going to sit here.
I'm going to binge watch Lost, and then I'm going to go to bed, and then we'll get up and binge watch Lost.
I can't do it.
I can't.
I have to be moving.
I'm the exact same way.
I mean, that's kind of one of my hangups about moving to the country.
I don't know if I could listen to crickets.
I really don't.
I have got to have things moving around me at all times.
I get really bored really fast.
See, I'm the opposite.
A city's boring as hell to me, and there's always something to do in the country to me.
I mean, there's just like, man, I mean, I can go fishing.
You like the land stuff.
I can walk in the woods.
I can go, yeah, I can go pond fishing, freshwater fishing, see if I can go down to the beach.
I can go, you know, put some crab traps out for some crabs tonight.
I can go throw my mullet net.
I mean, it's just all, I mean, go out on the boat.
And you walk on the beach, surf fish, sit on the beach.
And that's the kind of stuff that, you know, I like to do.
But, you know, in the city, what are you going to do?
I mean, I don't like to do anything.
I don't like being around crowds.
And I played music for a living for many years.
A lot of people know when I was younger.
And I had to play in bars every night.
And I played some pretty big places with just shoulder-to-shoulder people.
And man, once you do that for year after year after year, the older I get, the more I just want to buy like a thousand acres in South Dakota with a river running through it.
Build a little cabin and I'll see y'all next lifetime.
I know.
I know where is my idea of camping out.
By myself and nobody else.
Not one other person.
I could live like that.
I can live in total solitude.
I can't imagine.
I mean, like, my idea of camping out is an open window in a hotel room, right?
I mean, that's just how I see things.
You and I are completely...
Yeah, the VIP room at the Sheraton.
You and I are complete opposites.
That's rough, isn't it?
Yeah.
I don't put shoes on my dogs.
There's one thing we're different at.
I know.
It can be done, though.
He knows exactly what to do.
If you wanted to put a shoe on Wiggles, you'd have to get a size 12 right now, because I'm telling you what...
He's five months old, and he's got bigger paws than Miles.
They have gotten so big, I can't even believe it.
I see pictures.
He's going to be a monster.
His paws are double the size of monkeys.
His paws are already bigger than Pedro's, his mom, Petey.
All the dogs I have, his paws are way bigger.
That is just so amazing.
I mean, they've grown so much.
And I love that I'm being followed by the PuppyTurds account and Brownie's account.
I'm able to see them all and watching them grow.
They're huge.
And then yours, of course.
I would love to do a one-year reunion with all nine.
What a fun idea!
Just, you know, get together for a day at the park or something and get pictures and just let them all play together again.
Oh, they would love it too.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, you see how big they are already.
And I love lead with the paw.
He's learned to point.
I'm not kidding.
It's not them walking.
Sweetie and Petey really point.
So I set up the dogs, got them out of the house because that had to happen.
I had to get my house back.
I was going crazy.
And I got a room.
I mean, they're pimped out.
I bought them a I bought them a futon and made that, they got a little, because they like to stay on the couch, I put a little couch futon in their room, and they got a really nice big room, and it's got air conditioning heat, and then they can go out a little flap, and I built them a 10x10 pin out there, you know, had a concrete build and everything.
So they're in a penthouse.
And of course, they don't stay in that all the time, but I have to keep them separate from the other dogs because when they start playing with them, they just destroy them because they're real rough.
They're not trying to bite them, but they play with them.
They knock them around and hurt them.
Oh, I'm sure.
So they need to get a little bigger.
So I let them play.
I'll let, like, Petey in there one at a time.
Pedro, he's unpredictable, so I didn't let him out.
And then Miles can't even barely walk now, so...
Oh my gosh.
Well, you have his lookalike, his twin here.
Yeah, he's teaching him how to point.
See, he looked at him and said, okay, here's how I'll do it.
That's right.
This is how it's done.
I think it's so sweet.
I love the story of those.
And they're just amazing.
And you found them all when they were abandoned.
I mean, that's the thing.
It's not like you went shopping for them.
They found you.
I never wanted any dogs.
Good lucky dogs.
Yeah, I found one six years ago, Pedro.
Pedro was in...
I didn't take any pictures of him.
I wouldn't even be on social media back then, but I didn't take a picture.
And I've taken some of the pictures, and everybody sees that picture.
I post a smile sometimes when he was just the inside of his ribs, and it just makes you gasp.
Pedro was way worse.
Pedro was not only that skinny...
But he didn't have any hair on him because he had so many ticks.
He had 400 to 500 ticks on him.
I mean, big ones.
And you know how gross a tick he is?
And I had to sit there and pull every one of them off.
And it had made him so sick and he was so starved.
I didn't think there was a chance he was going to live.
And I pulled all those ticks out.
It took me all day to pull these ticks off.
And once I got the ticks off, of course, I took him to the vet and got him, you know, fixed off.
And he had just been abandoned.
And I mean, you wouldn't believe what he looked like though.
It was disgusting.
It's unreal.
But they found you and you found them and it has just been beautiful ever since then.
Yeah, there's...
If you can imagine that, which is hard to even look at, that was Smiles four years ago in a couple of months I've had him.
But that was Pedro with no hair and four to five hundred ticks.
I mean big ones hanging off of him.
Bless his heart.
Oh my gosh.
Well, he's had a wonderful life since then.
I mean, look at him now.
He doesn't even look like the same dog.
I mean, this is his babies.
No, this is his babies.
That's Wiggles.
Let me get all my stuff.
There he is.
Look at the difference.
Look at the difference.
I mean, here is when you found him.
Isn't that something?
And now look.
I mean, he's happy and sassy over here.
You see that smile?
That's why I named him Smiles.
He always got that smile on his face.
That Wiggles is...
I'm going to tell you something.
I hate to say he's my favorite over Monkey because I love all my animals, but man, he is.
That Wiggles is my favorite puppy of all the puppies.
He's just...
He is so laid back.
It's so cool.
You've been saying that.
I mean, that's going to be a good dog.
That Wiggles is going to be a good dog.
I mean, a good one.
And Monkey, I love Monkey, too.
Monkey's real hyper and jumps around and everything.
And, you know, I've always loved Monkey.
She's been one of my favorites.
But that Wiggles, man, he's going to be a dog now.
Yeah.
He's going to be a good dog.
I'm telling you, I know.
I can tell.
Oh my gosh.
Well, we may just have to come visit sometime.
Here's my little picture of Handsome.
And thank you, Maggie Jim.
We just take bigger dumps than that now.
Of course, you have to say something like that.
This is Mr.
Handsome.
And of course, Maggie Jim did this awesome I love cat turd.
He weighs, folks, he weighs three and a half pounds.
Yes, he's a baby.
He's my little love bunny.
Imagine how little that is.
Three and a half pounds.
These puppies were around three and a half pounds at ten days old.
I know.
It was like no time before they completely outgrew handsome.
Yeah, Wiggles is 57 pounds.
His head's bigger than his dog.
They're gonna think he's like a teddy bear or a toy.
They're gonna...
I don't know how they'll react to him because he is so tiny and he's just...
But he fits in my purse so I can just sling him around and say, okay, you know what?
We're gonna not be somebody's lunch.
Or snack, rather.
He's so tiny.
But anyway.
I know.
Not for a while, anyway.
They won't know what to do with him.
Well, everyone, we have enjoyed this week spending it with you.
Just so you know, yes, I did upload the wrong video yesterday to the podcast.
I had a computer crash issue yesterday.
And thank you so much for letting me know.
I have since corrected the problem.
Letting you know a thousand times.
Yes, believe me.
I was out actually working out when I saw it and I said, okay, let me stop this.
Let me go fix it because everybody's about to have a fit over there.
So yeah, I got all that stuff done.
And so yesterday's show is up there in place of the one from the day before.
I just had a horrible time with the whole crash.
I had to buy more memory, RAM, all that stuff and had to completely redo the system.
But that's the way it goes on this show.
It's always exciting.
There's always something.
Anyway, have a wonderful, wonderful weekend.
I hope you will join me tomorrow on my show, julesjoneslive.com.
You can go there and you can get your links.
It's tomorrow from 3 to 4 p.m.
Eastern Time, same time as this show.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and I will see you later.
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