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Today is Wednesday, November 2nd, 2022, episode number 202.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Yeah.
Come all a day.
Kamala Harris, national holiday, weekly.
Yes, it's on a weekly basis.
I'm sure it happens a lot more during the week, but we won't get into all of that stuff.
I want to stay out of her bedroom for sure.
Scary visual.
But regardless of that, I just want to issue a retraction.
Yesterday's video that I played, and I put it all over social media, of course, so I had to go and delete all of those videos.
But the one that had FJB, as much as I wanted it to be true, it wasn't.
It was just basically a playoff.
It was one of those videos that somebody took the moment to, you know, put in their own audio.
He was definitely heckled, meaning Obama, 100%.
It totally threw him off script.
But there wasn't the chanting of FJB. Hopefully we will see more of that.
El Donald Trumpo did that one.
He did a great job.
I knew it when he was playing it because I didn't know he was going to play it.
I was like, oh boy.
Oh, I'm...
Because he DMed it to me, so that's why I know him.
But you know what?
You were so sweet.
I have to give you kudos.
You didn't try to embarrass me or call me out or anything.
You just let it play.
He was on the tip of my tongue, but I decided to be nice.
You were nice about it.
Thank you.
So anyway, there's my retraction and that's all you get.
I spent all day yesterday.
Yes, he does.
And so does Biden.
That's not going to change.
But he was definitely heckled.
And I want to start with that since we're on the subject.
Right now, I'm talking.
Moment Obama scolds Heckler while speaking at Detroit rally ahead of midterm elections.
Well, he went on about it.
He was speaking at a rally for Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer in Detroit on Saturday.
He was interrupted as he attempted to discuss America's political climate.
As a man tried to yell at the 44th president, he was drowned out by the partisan crowd, alternatively booing him, cheering and chanting Obama's name.
The ex-commander-in-chief addressed the heckler, Come on, this is what I mean.
We are having a conversation.
Obama said to the heckler, We like each other.
We don't have to shout each other down.
It's not a good way to do business.
The heckler was eventually escorted out of the building by security as Obama continued his pitch.
So you were able to actually see him get thrown off with the videos that I showed yesterday.
But this is the actual video right here.
here.
Yes.
So, sir, sir, come on.
But this is what I mean.
This is what I mean.
I mean, we're having a conversation.
Come on.
Sir.
Sir.
So the deal is basically he claims that you can have a conversation but that's not at all what this was.
Not even at all.
So he was going to dominate that conversation and put in whatever it is that he wanted to talk about.
But yeah, it wasn't going to go the other way around.
So I think it's fantastic that people are calling him out, just like they are AOC and others.
Stop provoking nuclear war with Russia.
It's basically what they're saying.
Don't you care about the lives of the American people?
It's not that you have to be Pro-Russia to say something like that, right Kat?
I mean, it's not that you're a Putin puppet just because you don't want nuclear war.
It's the whole thing's ludicrous.
And a distraction at that.
But there has been a lot of things that have been going on.
My goodness, you have been making the news non-stop today.
Should that be any surprise to anyone?
What did I do this time?
You're always doing something.
I don't know, but all I know is that the last two articles have been about you.
I've been on Elon Musk all morning.
Is that it?
Yes, you have.
You have been with him and everyone else.
I mean, Breitbart has you.
He started off with a bang, but it's just going right back into the old stuff again.
I'm totally shadow banned again.
Totally shut off.
Just, it's the same thing.
And he's leaving these people in here that's called us Nazis and Hayseed Hicks and white supremacists.
And then he's giving some of them people, putting them on the safety and integrity board.
Hmm.
The dude that calls us Nazis and orange tangerines and everything else, I mean, you cannot go in there and not wipe these people out.
They have to be wiped out or nothing's going to change.
And then, look, he should just bring everybody back.
It's real simple to bring everybody back.
You say, okay, here are the new rules, and everybody comes back.
You get one more shot.
That's it.
It's real easy, but no, he's got this, what is it, moderation, Twitter moderation commission, or council, that's what it is, and he's showing the people on it, and they're all a bunch of left-wing Complete weirdo hacks.
I mean, far further left than AOC weirdos.
And then he said, yeah, it's going to be non-bias and a wide range of people.
So he's got all these far left, loon, anti-Trump, just the most...
Vile, victimized groups, you could, you know, fake victimized groups you could imagine.
And then the Bush Society or something for George Bush.
Oh, please, yes.
That's the big conservative on there.
Bush, they hate us worse than the liberals.
The America First movement hates Bush.
I mean, you might as well put Liz Cheney on it.
Right.
That's a great comparison.
That's exactly who you need to head up that spear.
It's ridiculous.
And the first thing that came to mind with me is, okay, so the big thing that he was talking about yesterday was that he was going to install this $8 for blue checkmarks.
Okay, I don't really care about you get what you pay for.
This is one of his latest tweets.
It's about your priorities for me.
It's not the money.
It's the priorities.
And the fact that we have got elections midterms and we already know there's even a lawsuit going on about the information.
And I thought that's why he actually acquired Twitter for him not to follow up and make that his number one priority to make sure that there is equal representation of people's thoughts, feelings.
I mean, we're talking about over 100 million people just in America alone that are having their voices suppressed and And he's talking about blue check marks, which doesn't apply to either one of us at all.
Yeah.
I mean, this is wrong.
Who wouldn't give me a blue check mark if I had 10 million followers?
No.
But here's the thing.
Number one, you shouldn't even have a counselor.
Are you a leader or not?
Man, I don't go in there.
I mean, I go in there and I tell everybody, you're fired.
You're 20%.
You're cool.
You're here.
We're going to do things two ways.
My plan A or my plan B. We're not doing things your way.
And this is what we're going to do.
We're going to let everybody back on.
We're going to put new Twitter rules out.
They're not going to be vague.
And then we're going to apply them.
And then we're, you know, we're going to bring everybody back and give them one more chance.
I mean, it's real simple.
But to put a far left loon, he goes, these traditionally victimized groups will be on it.
Victimized how?
This is not victimized on the streets.
This is Twitter, okay?
Everything pertains to Twitter.
There's one group on Twitter who's been victimized.
There's one that has attacked.
There's one that's wrongly suspended and suppressed and shadow banned.
It's conservatives, and that's it.
Full stop.
That's it.
And so all these groups that you're going to put on the Twitter board that hate us again, just another group that hates us, you're going to put them on the board of moderation when they haven't been victimized.
Their accounts are boosted.
They can say anything they want.
They wouldn't victimize not one of them for one second.
It's incredible.
And meanwhile, he's not looking at the safety of children or anything else.
I mean, let's face it.
We're up there.
We're higher on the scale than pedophiles and everything else.
Porn and all that stuff.
Conservative speech is, this is what they're comparing it to.
The dregs of society.
I'm sorry, Elon Musk.
No, you need to get it together.
And if you are going to create such a council, they need to put people like you on there, right?
They're not.
Exactly.
I said they don't resist.
There's not one conservative on it and not one average Joe.
He's going to, I mean, he's getting people like Scary Poppins, people like that.
With the PhDs and diversity thought.
It's a joke.
And every, I mean, He named like eight people or nine groups of people.
I'm talking about left of the ACLU groups.
Crazy people.
Crazy lunatics that hate and call you.
I mean, there's one lunatic over there that blocks all the conservatives.
All she does ever tweet is call every Republican a white supremacist.
You're a white supremacist.
You're a white supremacist.
That's the person that's going to be on this shit.
You might as well just have kept the same people there and not even fired anybody if you're going to do that.
Exactly.
I mean, he needs to clearly start from the whole thing and understand what a big deal this is.
I swear I can run that business better than I can.
I know you could.
It's so easy.
I think you'll get tapped for it.
I really do.
That's never going to happen.
But once you complicate things that are simple, It's never going to work.
And what he's doing, he's taking a very simple problem.
Hey, I want everybody you banned, I want them back.
And then we're going to put out the new Twitter rules, and they'll be on a short leash if you want to.
But that, you know, bring them all back.
It's that easy to bring them back.
We're not going to make any decisions until we form a board, and then that board's going to form another council, and that council's going to form a mediation service.
And we're all going to get together in six months and put our thoughts together, and then we're going to get a psychic here and a crystal ball.
And after all that happens, I mean, God, man, it's never going to happen.
That's exactly what's going on right now.
Well, he's getting a lot of pressure from both sides, that's for sure.
And the left is just doing everything they can.
But remember, they monopolize Twitter as it is.
That conversation is one-sided because they got rid of all the conservatives.
So all of that talk and everything that he is reading is from a very left-leaning pool of people.
It's not the right.
He's, look, that one guy in there, that old scumbag, calls everybody a Nazi.
Right.
He's going in there, and he's like, he meets these people, and of course, they're Eddie Haskell and them for the old people who watch Beaver.
He's like, yes, Mrs.
Cleaver, yes.
And then he's mean as hell to us, you know, I'm going to get them conservatives.
Oh, hey, Mr.
Musk, would you like a double fudge latte?
I'll run get it for you, sir.
Yeah.
Oh, I just want you to know that I love equality, and I'm just like, all I want to do is make Twitter equal, and I just want to do whatever you want to do.
And so he tweets, this guy's a good guy.
And then while he's tweeting that, that guy's going, I'm going to get that cat to her, that piece of shit Nazi white supremacist.
That's right.
Terrorist.
I've got his ear.
And that's what's going on right now.
And if you can't determine those people like that...
You're going to have to put a CEO in there that can.
That's right.
If you can't run it, have somebody else do it and get rid of everybody.
Make that your priority, right?
We're going to change Twitter.
You're right.
We're going to do that.
That's what we understood was the reason why...
He was buying the platform to begin with, how quickly we fade into all of this other stuff.
But yes, he's got a lot of pressure and he's obviously not controlling the platform yet.
He's listening to all of these other people.
So it's again an echo chamber.
But the EU has warned Twitter not to restore free speech protections.
Listen to that.
Do not restore free speech protections.
All right?
Just stop right there.
You can discuss that all day long.
After calls from Clinton and other Democrat leaders.
Okay, so they're calling for all of this.
So he's listening to one side of the conversation, hence the reason why our elections were stolen in the first place, right?
Because of this echo chamber.
Because they dominate the lamestream media.
Because they dominate social media platforms.
Because they dominate...
And what our response has been and what we need to continue to do is to carry on our path of staying on Truth Social, building Truth Social and all the other platforms, Rumble instead of the alternatives.
And going over there, Getter, Gab, we've got other places that we can be.
Do not leave those platforms and go over to Twitter.
It's not fixed.
It's not changed at all.
Continue to build this alternative platform because we need them.
We absolutely need them or else we're going to turn into what we were before, completely scattered around to nothing.
He just tweeted, and I'm paraphrasing, but he just tweeted something like, I'm getting attacked by the left and the right.
I must be doing something right.
That's not true.
We're not attacking you.
We want equal treatment.
There's two different arguments here.
The left wants special treatment and for everybody to disagree with to be kicked off the site.
We don't want that.
We're asking for equal treatment here.
You just created a board and basically put Bette Midler, Rob Reiner, Cher, Barack Obama, and Hunter Biden on it.
Right.
And then you don't want us to complain about it?
And then you said, okay, but we have conservatives, man.
Liz Cheney and we got two conservatives, Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney.
I mean, gosh.
That's exactly what he's doing right now.
Yes, it's like the January 6th committee all over again.
Have you learned nothing at all, Elon Musk?
Oh my gosh.
Well, this is really bad because look at this.
Look at what's happening.
All right, we talk about the New World Order and all of that.
Well, here it is.
We've been discussing how Democrat leaders like Hillary Clinton called on foreign companies to pass censorship laws to prevent Elon Musk from restoring free speech protections on Twitter.
Isn't that funny?
Exactly.
Well, the EU has responded aggressively to warn Musk not to allow greater free speech or face crippling fines and even potential criminal enforcement.
This is after years of using censorship by surrogates in social media companies.
Democrat leaders seem to have rediscovered good old-fashioned state censorship.
This is exactly what they're doing.
You have got Elizabeth Warren, who declared Musk's pledge to restore free speech values on social media as threatening democracy itself.
She has promised that there are going to be rules to block such changes.
She's not alone.
Former President Obama has declared regulation has to be part of the answer to disinformation.
For her part, Hillary Clinton is looking to Europe to fill the vacuum and called upon her European counterparts to pass a massive censorship law to bolster global democracy before it's too late.
I'm going to go to the next one.
Now, if you have lived the last two years and you have seen what they have done to conservative speech, you know what this is.
This is only to remain in power.
This is all this has to do with.
And they know that they are losing control.
Conservative voices are getting out there regardless of what they do.
People are having to live under this regime and they don't like where it's going.
And the regime is completely starting to fall apart.
You've got AOC who is being heckled.
You have got Obama who is being called out.
You've got others that refuse and hide to debate in midterm elections, right?
They are running for governors of states.
And they're hiding in elevators and bathrooms because they can't defend what they're doing.
They can't defend it.
They cannot get on a stage and talk to the other side.
And they're sitting there screaming that this is about democracy.
This is about a conversation.
No, this is about you dictating to us what you want.
You don't want anybody that has any kind of idea that is different from yours.
This is not a democracy.
Not even at all.
This is a regime.
This is a complete takeover of freedom of speech.
You can't even use freedom of speech if this is how you're going to behave.
This is incredible, but they're taking it all around the globe.
Everywhere.
And Elon Musk isn't going to change or do a thing, he says, until after.
After the midterm elections.
I'm sorry, but no.
And he's being killed out by Hollywood, and that seems to rattle his chain a bit.
I don't really understand that, the whole Twitter blue thing.
I could care less.
Never going to be a Twitter blue.
Never expected to be a Twitter, I mean, a true thread.
Never expected any of that stuff.
And don't care.
It doesn't matter.
I think people should be able to have a conversation, and they are making this thing impossible.
But we're still winning regardless.
We're still going to win the elections by a landslide.
And then what are you going to have to say after something like that?
It's frightening.
I don't know, Kat.
I really don't.
We're in for some real hurt here.
It's like, oh, oh!
Cat has been cut off for some reason.
Let me see what's happening here.
Okay, I gotta bring him back in.
Aha!
I was wondering.
He was way too quiet.
Cat!
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh my gosh, I didn't even know that you had gotten cut off.
Oh my gosh.
All right, so.
That's how important I am.
You didn't just like, yeah, I didn't know the thing.
No, with the six screens that I'm looking at?
No, I had no idea, but I was talking to you.
I screwed it up.
I was like, I was like pushing, you know, looking at some stuff on the phone and I must have accidentally hit the leave button.
So I left.
Well, I was like, you're being way too quiet.
I mean, that's how I knew.
I was like, oh my gosh, generally, he's hopped in by now.
But yeah, this is what we've got.
We've got the whole entire Clinton machine and everybody else that are going for this whole measure with the EU, with countries.
And this is the kind of pressure he's under.
But he knew this wasn't going to be easy.
Of course not.
Nothing's going to change if you keep the same people that did it again in there.
God, you have got to clean house.
That's like saying, we're going to clean the FBI, but leave Christopher Wray in there.
You just can't do it.
You can't do it.
It's impossible.
It won't work.
And you've got to know that.
He's probably spread too thin of all he's doing.
I'm still not an Elon Musk hater, but get somebody in there that can run the place, that can spend all their time there.
You don't need to do it personally.
You got all kinds of crap going on.
My gosh.
Well, he's...
Like I said, the pressure is coming from the left because that's all there is on Twitter right now.
I mean, my original account has not been brought back.
I'm using a new one.
They're not going to bring back anybody for weeks, they say now.
Now that they got this board, what do you think they're going to do when they got all these leftist hacks and somebody from Bush saying, hey, can we let Alex Jones back in?
No.
Can we let Trump back in?
No.
Can we let...
I mean, that's all it's going to be.
Can we let the Gateway Pundit back?
Nope.
James O'Keefe?
Nope.
General Flynn?
No.
None of them are coming back with that board.
Jeez, so bad.
It's only going to get worse.
Well, this is part of the problem, too.
At the same time, you've got breaking news.
Dr.
Fauci will be deposed on November 23rd.
In Missouri, Louisiana, a social media collusion case with Gateway Pundit's Jim Hoff as plaintiff.
Remember, they were basically getting together with the U.S. government to control what kind of speech was going on on the platforms.
And they denied all of this, but here you go.
You've got the administration, including Biden himself, Anthony Fauci, the Department of Homeland Security, and nearly a dozen federal agencies and secretaries, right?
And the suit alleges a massive coordinated effort by the deep state And so that's happening at the same exact time.
And here is all of the paperwork.
I will drop this in, all of the filings.
I'll drop this into the chat so that you have it.
I mean, this is going to help, but it's not a cure-all and it's not a fix-it since you've got the DIMM machine that is running hardcore across the world and the New World Order liberalism is basically going to control the messages because they want to control you.
It's a good start, but it's not the end of the deal.
This was a big story not too long ago.
But that Democrat candidate, that bald guy, he was like 42 years old, 43 years old, and he was always doing, he was like getting popular because he was doing, I hope all the anti-vaxxers die and all this.
Did you see that?
No.
Tell me who was he?
His name's Richard Rowe.
Here's one of his tweets.
Let me be clear.
I do not give a F what happens to anti-vaxxers.
I don't.
Let Darwin do his work.
They helped to kill 700,000 Americans.
I do not have the pity or tears to spare of any of them.
It's all dried up.
Now, sorry.
At this point, I'm just hoping they feel one-tenth of the pain they've caused everyone else.
The kids will be fine.
They're going to suffer, and I effing...
Well, think they've earned it.
Yeah, he got his booster last week and dropped dead at 42, walking his dog.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
Yep.
Yep.
Got it.
Bragged about getting the booster again and was walking his dog, barely turned 40, barely over 40 years old, dropped dead, heart attack.
We're seeing it every single day.
I mean, this isn't unusual.
Every single day there's another celebrity of sorts in the news, and they are having all kinds of problems with this jab.
And yet they're standing in line in droves to get the next one.
Yeah, and here's his...
A vaccination card from last year he posted, and he said, yeah, I'm mostly here for personal ego.
Already had COVID last year, so not worried about catching it.
But I want to maintain my spug sense of moral and intellectual superiority by making fun of Darwin anti-vaxxers.
He's actually pretty noble, really.
I mean, his whole Twitter account was like that.
And, yep.
He got vaxxed and boosted right until he died of a heart attack in his early 40s.
My goodness.
And here's his card and everything else.
You just don't go off like that.
No.
No.
Well, look at this one.
That was his first COVID shot.
That was just his first one.
Well, people are reacting to it.
I mean, that's what happens.
I mean, it's a risk, all right?
You are the lab rat, and that's really how they're treating you.
So here it is from the Gateway Pundit.
Here's another one.
Fully vaccinated and boosted food writer Julie Powell, author of Julie and Julia, dead from cardiac arrest at 49.
Yeah.
I mean, and here are her tweets.
It's the same thing.
Over and over again.
She says here, and this was June 15, 2022, she says, And so then David Weissman says,
So then she says, somebody else says to her, I'm not judging you.
If you have trauma from last year and want to take things slow, that's totally legit and fair.
Just that I see a lot of judgy posts about people being back to normal and yes we are and that's science back too.
She says, yeah I'll admit I'm being a little neurotic with the masks and I'll admit I'm looking askance to my co-shopper's Are you vaccinated or a nut?
It's true.
I'm okay as a vaccinated person surrounded by vaccinated people, but I don't just trust my country people, not even a little bit.
And this woman ends up dropping dead.
I mean, she goes back and forth and back and forth.
I could play these all day long.
I mean, just like, you're unvaccinated.
You've killed a million people and then dead at 32, 25, 48, 49.
Micah.
And then she says her very last tweet.
She says, I would get vaccinated again for a free joint.
I love my parents, but dude, I'm sorry.
No.
Your body, your choice.
You decide.
Go ahead.
Take the vax.
Stand in line for hours.
I don't care.
I'm at that point.
42, 49.
You might could have lived till 80.
And just, if you just wanted to feel uncomfortable for a week on a flu-like virus.
Boy.
My God.
What a way.
And I don't want them to die, you know, even though they're snot assholes.
Right.
But I'm done with the conversation about it.
If you don't want to be around me because I haven't been vaccinated, so don't be around me.
I don't care.
I don't want to be around you either.
Or your blood clots.
Right.
I don't want to be around your spike proteins.
So you keep them over there.
You don't keep them.
You don't put them over here.
I'm not interested.
Not at all.
I've had COVID twice.
Twice.
And I naturally overcame both times.
I mean, it's like the flu.
Big deal.
I'm not saying it doesn't exist.
I'm just saying that I recovered.
I'm here to talk about it.
My goodness.
But yeah, this is a regular day occurrence.
These are the conversations they don't want you having, though.
This and the elections.
I just thought somebody sent me a meme.
It had a cat wearing a tinfoil hat on it.
And it says...
I can remove my tin full hat.
You can't remove your mRNA spike proteins.
Oh, that's a good...
You gotta post that one.
You know, that's the thing.
And they hate being heckled.
They hate being called out.
And that's why the meme wars on Twitter have been so fantastic.
That gets their attention.
They're putting something in their body they don't even know what it is.
The government told them to do it.
The latest one was tested on five rats, a frog, and a cricket.
And two worms and a gopher.
And they're like, you're anti-science!
You're anti-science!
You got that backwards.
I'm pro-science.
That's why I'm not getting it.
That's exactly right.
I want to know what's going on.
Who in the hell is still getting these things?
All of them.
I know they...
Not really.
I mean, the brainwashed.
Because they said...
I heard a stat out the other day that 10 million people have had the fifth booster in America.
Man, there's 350 million people here.
That's not even...
They're standing in line.
That's a really, really, really low percent.
Well, it is, but it's coming because I have a friend who works for the military, and they showed me this whole diagram yesterday, and it was crazy.
They have this full-blown system on where you get boosted, where you get jabbed, and all the paperwork that you fill out to prove it.
And again, they're creating databases and I asked for a copy of it and I wasn't able to get it.
But it was interesting.
It's how the line will flow when they open it up on the bases so that people can come in and get jabbed.
It's like a full system.
Nobody's playing anymore.
It's over.
I hope so.
They're not going to do it.
Nobody's going to make them do it.
Look at all the people that just said, I'll just lose my job.
I'll get kicked out of the military, but I ain't putting that in my body.
And I don't blame them.
My gosh, I don't blame them.
I mean, all these ridiculous, now, long COVID, they're blaming on long COVID, sudden death syndrome, all these made up names, words.
I mean, I've seen articles where Why people are dropping dead young because of whatever.
Because they eat too much Jell-O pudding when they were a kid.
I mean, they're just making up articles.
It's really.
Long COVID. Did you ever have, let me see, I've never had long cold, never had long yearly flu, never had long bird flu, never had long mono, never had long, I mean, every virus known to man never had long swine flu, but man, there's a long COVID. Right.
This thing has an extra thing attached to it.
It's the vaccine.
It's the vaccine, people.
Oh my gosh.
Well, speaking of fact checking and deleted tweets, well, the White House has been forced to delete a fact check tweet claiming Biden has given American seniors the biggest boost in Social Security in 10 years.
On Monday, the White House took credit for increases in Social Security checks.
In a tweet, it said it was down to President Biden's leadership.
Well, fact checkers quickly pointed out that it was a legal requirement based on inflation.
Twitter added a note saying it was automatic adjustment.
A White House official said it was deleted because the point was incomplete.
Right.
There you go.
There is their tweet, and then there is what they put on their Twitter.
That's good.
They would have never got fact check under the old people.
That's true.
Elon Musk is doing a lot of good things, but man, the stalling of...
I mean, come on.
Open it up, let everybody back on, and let's do free speech.
Well, especially with what we already know happened.
The fact that they kicked us all off.
And it was for political purposes, and they shut us all down after the 2020 election because they knew full well what we would be discussing.
And that was the election theft, the theft of our presidential and other elections.
And they knew that that was going to be the conversation.
And so what do they do?
They take us out, complete.
That's what they're trying to do here.
But you've got a lot of things that are changing around here.
I mean, you have Benjamin Netanyahu.
He won huge electoral victory, and he has become Israel's next prime minister again.
Can you believe that?
I'm talking about triggering the shit out of my skin.
That's gonna be like when Trump comes back.
There's gonna be no difference.
Exactly.
It's gonna be the exact same thing.
We're gonna be celebrating in the streets for a long time.
And it's gonna take us a long time to correct all the wrongs.
But President Trump has a real good handle on all of this stuff.
So I'm happy to see that.
But then you've got the...
Brazilian elections, right?
I mean, this is going on right before us.
The people, the police, and the military support Bolsonaro's efforts to address socialist attempt to steal election.
So this looks like deja vu to me, this whole thing.
What happened in the U.S., they took to Brazil.
But now you've got the people, the police, and the military who are supporting him.
And he has decided not to accept the stolen election in Brazil.
Oh good, I was hoping, we said that yesterday, we was hoping that's what he was going to say.
Exactly.
The Brazilian people are coming out in droves to support his efforts to get to this world.
Droves, man.
Have you seen the videos?
You got that right.
Oh my gosh.
Millions.
They're not going to take this thing laying down at all.
This is not something...
I know what the deal is.
Certainly.
We all do.
Their life depends on this.
They're going to turn into a shit-ho third world country overnight, dictatorship hell-ho.
And be eating their pets within a year, just like Venezuela did.
I mean, they have a lot on the line here.
Look at these protests.
They're tremendous.
Look at all of these people.
Nobody's ever going to stake that as a Joe Biden rally.
Exactly.
I'll tell you that.
That's definitely not Joe Biden.
Not at all.
So yes, millions of people are out there and they are supporting their candidate and they know exactly what happened here.
They are saying, hey, you know what?
We're going to rise.
We're not going to allow a corrupt criminal to rule us.
There are massive protests.
And you've got them all in the streets, you've got them all in their cars, everywhere.
Things are developing quickly in Brazil and not in a good way after the election that was stolen but from Bolsonaro.
The police are starting to join with the truck drivers who are protesting the fraudulent results of the Brazilian election.
So this is a big deal.
You're starting to see it everywhere.
It's got the attention of the world because, what, are we going to just sit back or are they going to start doing like they did to January Sixers, right?
Are they going to start demonstrating, we're going to lock you up for freedom of speech?
Meanwhile, you've got the Democrats that want to just release criminals, right?
It's hard to control that many people unless you just, like, do a communist China, you know, breakdown on them.
But I don't think the police and the military don't sound like they're with the new leaders.
So if they're not, I don't know what's going to happen, but if they don't show their loyalty to this new guy who they cheated and put in there, then he don't have no power, does he?
Mm-mm.
No, not even at all.
And I think it's great that they're talking about a plan.
It will announce military audit of controversial election may arrest criminal judges.
This is what people are hoping is going to happen.
And YouTube, if you say anything that is unfair, we're going to block you.
Man, YouTube's a commie tube.
Get rid of them idiots.
That's exactly right.
Rumble's going to get so big.
They're going to outdo, in five or six years, YouTube.
Facebook's the one.
I've said this before to you over a year ago.
Facebook's going to be the one big one that I know is going to fall at some point.
Remember when I said that like a year and a half when I was a guest on your podcast?
Yeah.
And I said, Facebook's going to fall, man, because it's just boring.
He's spreading too thin.
He's a dumbass.
He can't run the company.
He just got lucky for about 20 years.
He's got this new meta.
He named it after shit medication.
Makes you shit like a goose.
Yeah.
Metamucil.
He just one day said, man, I'm clogged up.
Let me get me some Metamucil.
Meta!
Meta!
I'm going to change one of the most recognizable names in history after some fiber.
Right.
Or like because he's a betta.
I don't know.
And he thought meta made it sound more masculine.
Because this soy boy is a loser.
I said, because Facebook sucks anyway.
Twitter's always been getting more popular.
And if it wasn't for Instagram, I don't think they'd have anything.
Because that's what people usually get on that he owns too.
But, you know, they were so strict on everybody.
Everybody just left.
And that's what happens.
They've lost about 70-80% of their value now.
Man, I called that one.
I told you they're going to be the first to fall.
Oh, and they're going to fall in such a big way.
Well, here you go.
Nobody I know goes to Facebook.
I don't know anybody that's still on Facebook.
Me, but it's only because I was desperate.
It was a desperate time.
It was when I got kicked off of Twitter.
Then all of a sudden, I had an account, and so I didn't have any other platform, so I went over there.
But I haven't been trying to grow that account.
By that time, I had discovered Gab, and then I discovered Getter, and then I decided Truth was allowing people in at that time.
Remember, I was, I don't know, 267,000 people or person that they let in.
I still wasn't on for the longest time, but I was desperate.
Remember, I was like, oh my gosh, don't say anything.
Let's just see how long this lasts.
And so they got rid of all the voices at that time.
I wasn't able to do anything on YouTube.
I wasn't able to stream.
I was using other platforms.
Yeah, but you can erase it now.
Yeah.
I mean, it's gone.
I don't have anything on YouTube.
Nothing.
Zero.
And then Facebook.
Facebook.
All of them.
Facebook sucks.
There's nothing on there.
There's absolutely nothing.
You can't talk about anything.
Yeah, you can't.
You go, happy birthday.
Oh, so you're happy when other people are sad.
You're out here.
Birthday.
That's racist.
They're that bad.
You literally can't.
You have to walk a street.
You can say, like, pronouns and a few other, like, objectives, adjectives.
I know.
And try to form a sentence without getting banned.
And then they're wondering, well, how do we lose 80% of our thing?
Because everybody's leaving.
You're Nazi criminal enterprise.
Yes, exactly.
I mean, we're just not into you.
And that's a fact, Jack.
Yeah.
And this is what's happening as a result.
They're losing in great numbers.
We're swiping left on your head.
You've got leaked documents that reveal shocking extent of the DHS disinfo collusion with Twitter.
This is out from Zero Hedge.
Basically, the background here is that the FBI basically came to us.
This is exactly what he said.
Some folks on our team and was like, hey, just so you know, like, you should be on high alert.
Like.
We thought that there was a lot of Russian propaganda in the 2016 election.
We have it on notice that basically there's about to be some kind of dump that's similar to that.
Just be vigilant.
This is what Zuckerberg, you remember that interview when he told Rogan all of this.
Sounds like that Marvin the Martian when he talks.
He is an alien.
He does.
Go watch Marvin the Martian.
He's like, yeah, he's just like him.
Your B12-214 space modulator.
Yeah.
He's like a wax figure.
Yeah, and he's dumb.
God, that guy's dumb.
These aren't people that learned how to clone sheep or rocket scientists or whatever.
They didn't send a man to Mars.
These are people that got lucky on an app where you go and you show everybody what you ate for lunch.
So they got way too rich, way too fast, and they just wasn't that smart.
It was just a lucky time.
They were in at the right spot.
But, I mean, this isn't Steve Jobs here, folks.
That's right.
Okay, this isn't Elon Musk.
It isn't Donald Trump.
It's just little goober who's worth billions.
Well, way less billions now.
He's lost hundreds of billions of dollars, but, you know, and he can't find a barber.
He gets a bowl haircut.
And he sits in a booster seat.
Look, I got news for y'all.
If you're a billionaire and you're going to testify and you bring your booster seat, you are a dumbass.
Look, if it was me and I was 5'2", and I'm 6'1", thank God.
But if I was 5'2", like him, I would bring in my own table.
And a big chair and all kinds of things.
I'd look huge.
I'd do all kinds of mirror tricks, but I wouldn't bring a booster seat and act like I was having a big boy burger at Shoney's.
And that's for damn sure.
Oh my gosh, no.
You're only bringing more attention to yourself with all of that.
I know, and his little feet are off the ground, wiggling around.
And he's got the bowl haircut, and he's saying dumb stuff.
And it's just, oh God, I'm just like, how lucky are you to be where you are?
Oh, this is a really big deal because they are now showing this to the people.
It's just like everything else.
I mean, January 6th was no different.
They're not showing you footage that you should see.
The whole thing with Drunk Losey.
Okay, they're not showing you his footage either.
I told you.
I know.
I told you.
Camera's gone.
Well, the camera was on, but we just wasn't monitoring at that time.
Wait a minute.
They go...
Not just them.
The Capitol Police and Secret Service monitor that house.
And I mean, if you look pictures at them, there's not just a camera on each side of the building.
There's three cameras at every corner, at every gable, at everything.
I mean, the place looks like Fort Knox.
It is.
And they're like, well, we wouldn't monitor it at that time.
Was you recording it so you can play?
They're like, well, we don't record stuff, you know, at the third most powerful person in the world's house.
They do it 7-Eleven.
If you want to know.
They do at 7-Elevens, but we don't have the technology to record here.
They would have you believe that not only were they not watching, but they didn't record it.
And it's just, it's so laughable.
And there again, they're lying right there.
Because if they would put a stop to, okay, we're going to show you the attack.
If they could show you that guy attacking him, they would have that on for the election.
They would run every campaign ad.
This is the, he's not a Trump supporter, he's a left-leaning boom, but they'd say it.
This is the Trump supporter.
Look at him breaking in the glass.
Look at him beating Mr.
Pelosi over the head with a hammer unprovoked.
Look, here's the video, and it would be on every ad on a loop if that's what happened.
It didn't happen.
They're not going to show the video.
Tell me they wouldn't show that and put it on every campaign.
That's all you'd see on TV for the next week.
You wouldn't be able to...
I mean, you could watch reruns of Gunsmoke.
And there's Paul Pelosi right there, that guy breaking in.
It wouldn't matter what she's watching.
Bob Squarepants, you'd see Pelosi getting hit with a hammer.
But they're not doing it because it's not what happened.
Of course they were watching it.
Of course they knew what was going on.
Of course it was recorded.
And because he was an invited guest, everybody.
He knew his name.
He knew his name.
And the guy felt comfortable enough for him to stop the hammer attack so that Piglosi could go to the bathroom.
I'm here in my underwear to attack you.
Here's you a hammer.
Here's me a hammer.
My name is David.
I'm a friend.
I hit you once, hit you twice.
Give me your hammer.
Go to the bathroom.
Okay, when you get to the bathroom, you tell the police, hey, he's a friend.
His name's David.
And I'm in such danger.
I'm going to not lock myself in the door until you get here.
And, of course, I do want to report that we're the third most powerful family in the world.
And we have Secret Service Protection and a camera in every corner and all these security guards, but none of them are watching the attack right now.
It's like we're vampires and you're looking in the mirror.
It's weird.
Okay, so let me just throw this out there and see what you think of this.
Okay, maybe it didn't sound any alarms because that's how he gets in.
I mean, that's somebody that they recognize.
Oh, that's just David DePepe, his friend, his good friend, or someone else that he's letting in the side door like he normally does.
Maybe this is just his pattern of behavior.
And so it didn't sound any alarms.
They didn't know there was going to be some kind of lover's quarrel or a quarrel at that.
I don't know.
But it does explain why Nancy is so unhappy, really, and hasn't been happy for many, many years.
This obviously is something that has been a family secret that they've been trying to cover up, he and his tryst.
I mean, that's all I can think of because this would not happen.
She's trying to show her jugs on the beach like she does.
Exactly.
She's out and about.
Yeah.
She's like, oh, ma'am, oh, big boobs is coming down the beach, boys.
Oh, my God.
Paul's hammer fighting and bringing everybody over at 2.30 in the morning.
Come, ma'am, oh, big boobs, big guy.
Ma'am, oh, big boobs.
You got to get that trending.
You want some vodka?
Ma'am, oh, big boobs is on the prowl, y'all.
Ma'am, oh, big boobs coming down the beach, y'all.
Oh my gosh.
Yikes, the visual on that is so bad.
She never messes up.
They never catch her in a bad predicament.
She's got to be because she's having to cover all this stuff up.
Of course, they're going to spin it.
How they're doing it with the MAGA and all the bullshit and laughable crap they're trying to spin.
But she's got to deal with it.
Right.
She's got to deal with the reality of it.
She's got to go home and say...
Oh, my God.
Did you have another three-person hammer fight in your underwear again?
How many times have I told you?
Oh, my God.
So she's got to be like an adult that's got a kid for her husband, a little baby.
And just like Joe has to hunt her.
Right.
My God.
Is it bad enough your crack hat and you're screwing every hooker from here to the Pecos?
But do you have to film it all every bit of it every day?
It's bad enough you're weighing up coke on a scale, but could you not hit play?
Just one time that you're weighing up your drugs, could you just not hit play?
Oh my gosh, this is something else.
This is clown world.
I say it every day when I mean it.
It is.
And so, you know, the babysitters have lost their jobs.
They're not allowed to let him, you know, bring in his people in the middle of the night, Piglosi, whatever he's up to.
But it's true.
And when you look at these families, they act like they are in control of this country, and they can't even control their own families and what's happening in there.
I mean, Drunk Losey is a perfect example.
He's already been arrested for DUI. He's already gotten in trouble just a couple of months ago.
Watch the police video of him trying to make him walk the line.
Oh, geez.
And he was...
And you'll understand why they're not going to release him talking, because he gets blacked out, screwed up.
I'm sure it was drugs and alcohol.
But he was kind of like wobbling, and he couldn't take his hand off the card, and he kept trying to take a step.
I mean, if you've been around drinkers before, you know, like I have, and I played music in bars for years, and I'm no innocent either, you know.
I've been sloused a few times in my life.
But I don't ever get like that.
But I mean, that is so drunk.
I mean, there's like levels of drunk that most people don't get, even when they're drunk drunk.
And that's one of them where you can't even take one step and you're driving because you don't remember even getting in the car.
You're that drunk.
So if he's that blasted and all that stuff that happened to his house, I mean, we already know he can get that blasted.
I mean, he did four weeks ago.
Right.
So, I mean, what is he doing there?
There's no telling.
He has no idea what happened, probably, if he's bringing that guy over.
He probably ain't got a clue, blacked out, drunk like that.
I think it goes a lot deeper.
I think this has been something that's been happening.
I mean, you wake up the next day and it's, dudes, where's my car?
Right.
I mean, this has been happening for a long time.
Let's face it.
I think this has been happening over and over again, hence the reason why they didn't sound the alarm immediately when they saw it.
They said, oh, okay, so he's got company.
Alright.
That's why they say never go to the mall, you know, and go to the food court and get drunk because you'll never find your car when you're trying to drive drunk out there.
Always go to a bar that's only got five parking spots if you plan on driving drunk because you'll never find your car.
Exactly.
Exactly.
My gosh.
Well, just so everyone knows, just real quick, I'm going to go back over to the Facebook story because we are talking about what's happening with social media, especially during our elections.
Well, burn it down.
Facebook Metastock is down 70% over the year.
70%.
70%.
He has lost a fortune.
I mean, it has lost over $800 billion of its market cap.
I just wanted to fill that in for you.
Yeah, I'll try to tell you that guy's going down.
I mean, it's big time.
You can't just keep being a dishonest business person, and that's what he is.
He's spending all his money trying to rig the election.
He's acting like he's King God of speech, and he's like, you can't say this.
I determine what's fake news.
I determine what's real.
I determine I'm a doctor.
I'm a scientist.
I'm a governor.
It's ridiculous, and it just turns people off.
I told you he was going down, and they're gone.
They're my space.
Believe me.
Oh, it's going to happen.
It's really going to happen.
People are tired of it, too.
There's nothing there.
You can't have a conversation.
My gosh.
I heard they're getting rid of the blue check marks, too.
I heard they're going to be green emeralds.
For what?
What are you trying to say?
The verification on Twitter.
Oh, green emeralds, huh?
Yeah.
I saw a story about that today.
And what does that mean?
That just means that you're just going to pay for the service, though?
I swear I read a story today and I believe it was true.
But I mean, what's the point of it?
This is my point.
I mean, I'm not understanding...
Why does anybody need to be verified?
Right.
I mean, why?
Why would I want a green emerald next to my name if it means nothing?
Speaking of verified...
Does it mean I just support Twitter or what?
Speaking of verified, I have to tell everybody this all the time.
I'm not on Telegram.
Telegram is a place that has so many fake accounts from James Wood to 13 fake cat turd accounts to everybody.
Oh, there's so many.
It is just nothing but a fake account place.
And so somebody emails me, hey, this guy's going off of you on Telegram.
He's got 700,000 followers and he's not going to support you no more.
And he's doing a big thread about how you're calling people on DMs.
I said, I'm not even on Telegram.
He goes, what?
I'm not on Telegram.
And this guy, whoever this is with 700,000 followers is a moron.
Oh my god.
It's so easy for me to find.
I can spot a fake after reading one tweet every single time.
Sure.
And then, I mean, you don't know I'm not on there.
You don't see the 13 cat turds all claiming to be me.
They probably go out the bar and say, I'm a cat turd.
Come here.
Oh, I'm sure.
I'm sure it doesn't start there.
And that's why, really, that's my point to this whole thing is people like you and accounts like yours, okay, I get it because there are going to be multiple people that are trying to impersonate you.
So it's good to know with a check that that's what you're getting.
You're getting the authentic, the real cat turd when you talk to him.
But there are so many people out there that are now going to say, okay, well, I want a green whatever and here's my $8 a month.
What are they buying for that?
It's not Lucky Charms cereal.
I want blue diamonds and...
Are they saying, I support Twitter?
Is that the reason for the green?
I mean, you're a supporter of Twitter or what?
I don't get it.
Hey, make people earn it.
That's right.
You know, you want a blue checkmark, you earn it.
You have to get a half a million followers.
When you get a half a million followers, you get verified.
You gotta earn it.
That's right.
Like you do in life.
That's right.
I mean, you can't swing a cat around Twitter without hitting a liberal with 300 followers as a blue checkmark.
My gosh.
Well, they're making such a big deal out of it.
I just want there to be a platform, and this is what I thought the goal was, and somehow it got jumbled up, where we could have a conversation, right?
Public discourse.
We could talk about different opinions, different ideas, or what have you, and hash it out.
Now, if you take it to the next level where you're threatening someone or you want to dox them or you want to hurt them in some kind of way, you're putting out their addresses.
You should absolutely lose your account.
Yeah.
But not for any other reason.
And this is the whole thing about the Democrats.
I mean, here it is.
Okay, so we're talking about social media because it is our voice.
Well, the Democrats are out there saying point blank that they want to defund the police, that they want to let criminals out of jail.
I mean, but here we've got January Sixers, all right?
And you've got all kinds of people that are in jail that have been Completely, unjustly prosecuted.
Well, they're sitting up there.
Does that apply to them?
Or is this also part of your too-justice system where, no, you're going to go and free all the murderers, the rapists, the burglars, all that stuff, but you're not going to do anything.
You're going to leave the people to rot in jail without representation, without going before a judge.
All of this happened, by the way, and they're still in there.
And you're not going to let them out.
Where are you going to draw this line?
Because you see the crime has spiked.
This is another losing point of the Democrats and why they're losing a landslide.
Wait a minute.
What you got?
Oh, no.
No what?
Elon Musk just retweeted that grando meme.
That Grando meme that I thought was hilarious today, but he didn't just retweet it.
He copied and pasted it.
Really?
Yeah, he does have a watermark that says Grando memes on it, but man, he could have just retweeted that to give that guy credit.
Oh, he's fabulous, too.
Grando memes is fantastic.
Man, but come on, man.
Throw the guy a bone.
I know.
Just use, you know, that's the thing.
People need to use people's handles, okay?
That's one thing because then they're tagged and they know about it and then people can follow them easily.
They don't get them mixed up.
I mean, use people's handles.
That's what they're there for.
But it is a great chart here.
You've got a Starbucks here, right?
A Starbucks coffee for $8 and then you've got an $8 blue check.
It says 30 minutes.
30 days, 30 minutes.
I laughed at it today.
But see, he does have a watermark with all the memes.
It's over here.
People send me memes to share and I always say, well, put a watermark on it.
They're like, hey, will you just post this?
Because they want it out there.
And I said, yeah, I'll post it, but put a watermark on it so everybody knows it's yours.
But still, man, of course, he might not know whose it is, but see, there's a watermark to the left of the guy's head.
That's right.
Grando Memes.
See, it's in a circle.
Right here.
Yeah.
But I just tweeted so he could get credit for it.
Good.
I just tweeted, this is a Grando Memes meme, and I copied him on it.
Fantastic.
Because that needs to happen.
So somebody can give him credit.
I was like, man, it's great that he saw that, but come on, man.
I know you saw it.
Just retweet the guy.
There you go.
There you are, Kat.
Good.
Good for you.
Needs to happen.
Seriously.
He's funny, man.
That's one of the funniest members on the planet.
I agree.
Oh my gosh.
I always say he, because I guess I'm a sexist pig, because I don't know if it's a girl or a guy.
I always assume it's a guy.
I don't know why.
I assume it's a guy.
I do too.
I don't know.
I thought you were a female though.
You were way too relatable.
It's my feminine voice.
Everybody thought I was a female for a long time.
Because you're snarky.
Yeah, but still, man, there ain't no smartass dudes in the world.
But what it really was, I'm telling you, and I was like, why does everybody think I'm a female?
And I didn't realize until somebody pointed out, this was like six months after I used the cat turd, but there's a little pink ball on the collar of the cat turd image, and I never knew that.
And I was like, that's why they think I'm a girl, because it's pink.
Like, guys can't wear pink?
What are you, sexist?
Pink to match your little nose.
That is great.
It's just like $8 latte they have three times a day.
That's right.
Well, it has nothing to do with the money, in my opinion.
It just has to do with the priorities.
I want him to open up the platform for free speech, and especially even more important is that it should be done during and before an election, especially considering when you know what happened the last time.
He replied to me, so he probably appreciates that I did that.
I just want to try to give him some credit here.
I'm so glad.
Yeah, because they work hard on that, and it's really funny, man.
That was a really good one.
He has a bunch of them.
President Trump has put him up there before at rallies and stuff, too.
He's a fabulous meemer.
And see, that's what the left cannot stand.
People are answering me underneath this tweet while I'm tweeting while I'm podcasting.
They're going, I'm listening to the podcast, too.
Watermark is there.
Thanks for giving him credit.
I see it now where you said...
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
This is awesome.
Alright.
Guys, it's time to go, but man, our podcast is getting huge.
Oh gosh, is it ever.
It really is.
We are on the 201st show, and we really appreciate it.
We have the best chat room and podcast in the United States.
The Litter Mates, and they named themselves.
We didn't name them.
They're wonderful, and they're so welcoming.
Do you know we had, I didn't even tell you this, we had 15,000 people in live chat yesterday.
We've never had that before.
15,000 people.
15,000 at one time in live time.
We have from 25,000 to 50,000 people.
That was just on Rumble.
That's just Rumble.
That's not everything else.
Right.
I mean, that's not...
It's crazy.
It's fun crazy.
Let's keep going.
I mean, people want to hear the truth.
They want to hear real people.
We had like 100 people our first show.
Yeah.
If that.
And we appreciate it, too.
I think you're being generous.
I was stretching it by 73 people.
I was just trying to, you know.
And that includes family members, mighties, littermates, originals, right?
We put some mannequins and turned on some home computers.
Put on the show right now in every single room in your house.
Calling all family members to the rescue.
Yes, it has been such a ride.
We've enjoyed it so much.
And one thing people should know is that we don't talk before this show.
I don't know what we're going to talk about.
We don't have like this full-blown, you know, script that we're reading from.
We have articles that come in that we discuss openly.
We have this awkward moment of silence before every single show where we don't talk about this or we don't talk about that.
We don't want to talk about the things that happen so we don't have to say it twice.
It'll be more authentic.
Exactly.
So it's really what we're saying and reacting to in real time.
I think a lot of people are coming to our show mainly because we're just honest.
I'll like, you know, get on air and like, man, I'm hungover as hell today.
I got wasted last night, you know?
And we just say whatever comes to mind.
And we're just two average citizens out here.
Neither one of us are rich.
I know everybody's like, cat turds got to be a millionaire.
I'm going to give you a break.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not even close.
I have to work.
I sell my stuff and I make a living doing it now.
But I have to bust my butt.
I work 100 hours a week on this and writing books and podcasts and on Twitter and on three other platforms and getting my orders out.
So it's not like I'm not working my ass off.
I'm making a good living now, but I'm not getting rich.
No way.
And she has a job.
She has to run here and do it and then run back to the job in L.A. traffic.
So we're just two normal people.
And we have been offered a really nice amount of money.
And it's getting bigger and bigger every week to do advertisements.
And there might be a breaking point.
I mean, it's getting to be pretty big.
But our conditions are the same.
Our conditions are we talk about what we want to talk about.
I won't say what the hell I want.
That's right.
You're not controlling this cat.
You're not controlling me.
You can forget it.
I'm going to talk about farts for 10 minutes tomorrow if I want to.
Well, we've been discussing the brown check mark for days here.
Hoping that that was going to come into fruition, because really, it should.
And it's one of those things.
I don't know.
I mean, I feel like our voices are extremely important.
Mine has been totally suppressed off social media.
I even started a Saturday show, Jules Jones Live, where I just read the news and give you a recap.
I'm doing this six days a week, plus a full-time job.
Yes, absolutely.
I'm going to use it, Mr.
I Love Cat Turd.
So, yes.
Remind me every Saturday and then I'll, you know, right before the show and I'll tweet something about it.
You just got to remind me because I'm scatterbrained half the time.
Oh, you'll give me a plug?
People are like, you're not answering my DMs.
That's cool.
They're like, hey, I've been DMing you.
You're not answering me.
Well, I had 2,500 DMs and 1,800 emails yesterday.
I'll get right on that.
It's just like, man, it just gets overwhelming sometimes.
And a lot of people are like, you've forgotten who you were when you just had 2,000 followers because you don't answer me personally.
And it's just too much.
Look, I got a tote, like a five-gallon bucket-sized tote of just sympathy cards people sent to my P.O. box when my mother died, which is so overwhelming.
And I go home every afternoon, and for an hour I open up and read every one of them.
And I still haven't read them all yet.
And I cannot tell you how much I appreciate that.
It's emotional for me sometimes to think about it.
I know.
But I try to answer everybody, and I just can't anymore.
I can't.
I just don't have the time.
I totally understand that, and I think most people do too.
And what they do is they reach out to me.
And the funny thing about my Saturday show is because you're always doing something over there on social media, you end up making the Saturday show.
I end up reporting on you.
I'm like, what is he doing?
Oh, really?
We've got Turd Fest going now.
Thank you very much.
We're doing Turd Fest.
I've been mailing back and forth and texting John Rich.
Turd Fest is pretty much on.
We've just got to figure out when and where.
It'll be next summer, of course.
It's going to be a great time.
We're going to figure all that out.
You know, you know how they, you know, it's a turd fest, so when, you know, on Woodstock, when they're sliding on the mud, it's just, I wonder what the mud's going to be, you know, a turd fest.
It's going to be.
It's scary to think about it.
It is going to be such a good time.
In fact, that is how I'm going to end this show, is a, and it's also, we, don't forget about our election coverage night, okay?
We have got midterm mayhem.
In the litter box.
Don't forget, November 8th, 7 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time to midnight.
We are going to be doing this show.
We're going to be calling the shots for a change.
So we're really excited about that.
Kat has got a condo that he's rented.
I don't know.
I got a condo at an undisclosed bunker location in Panama City Beach.
And I'm going to set up three or four computers.
I'm going down Monday to set up everything.
And...
So I can watch as many people and some people on Twitter that are really good, election wizard and people like that, that really just go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and they live for this on election night.
And then I trust what they're saying.
And then I'll have a news feed or two on down low where I can watch it and you won't hear it.
So we can actually do it.
We're trying to, you know, we're we-winging this show.
We're like, man, it's going to be like five hours and we don't ever take a break.
We're going to figure out something to play.
I know.
We are.
Five minutes every 20 minutes so we can have a break because we don't have commercials or anything because I can't just sit there.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm about to be in my pants, guys.
I'm going to go to a blank air.
I go whiz.
I don't know, with a couple of tods in you, you're going to be something.
You're going to be on fire that day.
I will have my nail file and everything written.
I'm not going to get wasted if everybody thinks I am.
I don't act stupid.
I just get a little funnier, that's all.
Yeah, well, I mean, I don't see you as that kind of drinker.
We're going to rub it in, though.
If we start winning big, nobody's going to rub it in like we're going to rub it in.
Definitely.
We need to get the hit the road, Jack.
Don't come around here.
We need to get that.
We do.
You need to record that and then we can hit that button when they lose.
You want to do it?
Something like that?
We'll do whatever you want to do.
I'm putting you in charge.
Remember I told you that today.
See if you can get that song just the beginning of it.
I don't know the legal, you know, if we can play it or this and that.
Maybe I can buy it.
I'll try to buy it.
I'll try to buy that.
I was thinking about asking John Rich if we could play some of his songs on the break.
Fun.
Because he's fabulous.
And you guys have a rapport now.
We love John Rich.
Yeah.
I mean, this is really great stuff.
We're meeting a lot of really cool people.
I love our littermates, though.
Our littermates are what's actually happening.
I mean, they're really what's making it happen.
AngelRoll, thank you so much.
Nudson68, FreedomOfSpeech777, thank you for your donations today.
You guys are amazing guys and gals.
You really are.
I always say we're like a punk rock band that's unsigned and they still play the local dive and you can get in the mosh pit with us still.
So that's how we're going to try to stay.
That's where we like it.
We don't want to go anywhere else.
We're fine right where we are.
We're having a great time doing this.
It's because of all of you, really.
I mean, you are the reason.
You are the reason why the show continues.
So if you would like to look at any of the articles that we went through today, you can definitely check out the description and you can look at how to follow CatTurd and me in the description there.
And if that's it, that's it.
Gotta go.
We will let you all go and enjoy the rest of your day.
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