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Hammer Time - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 10/31/2022 - Ep. 200
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Today is Monday, October 31st, 2022, episode number 200.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
Happy Halloween.
Hey, hey, hey.
And happy anniversary.
Oh yeah, 200 shows.
200 shows.
Happens to fall on Halloween.
Woo!
I know.
Woo!
Pretty scary stuff.
Pretty spooky stuff over there.
Yes, 200 episodes.
We made it.
And it has been so much fun.
It had like 50,000 people watching the show.
That was ridiculous.
Isn't this fun?
I know.
We're just getting warmed up.
We're doubling down in all kinds of ways.
Okay, so I thought I was going to be tired this weekend, but you definitely should be if you're not.
I don't know how you're still standing.
You didn't stop.
Man, I know.
I mean, you just went off the entire weekend.
And if it wasn't one thing, another.
Tell us what you've been up to.
What have you been doing?
Just a question.
Man.
Well, you know, it all started when Elon Musk, when I said, hey, I'm still shadow banned, this and that, and we'll give you, you know, I'm still search banned, ghost banned.
They removed, I gained 2,000 followers the day before, but they removed 1,200 right before I went to bed, so I only gained 800, which is still good, but still, why are they taking 1,200 followers?
So I reported all that, and then he replies underneath me, I'm going to check into that, which, not going to check into me personally, for all you dumbass liberals out there.
He's going to check into the algorithms.
And boy, that's all it took.
It's been in every newspaper, Washington Post, Time Magazine, Bloomberg, Yahoo, Fox News, everything.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, yeah.
The richest man, most powerful man in the world, uses his first day on Twitter to cater to the needs of a troll misinformation spreader named Cat Turd.
You know the articles.
I certainly do.
And then one was, Cat Turd is the most dangerous man in the United States of America.
It is so wild.
You almost can't keep up with them.
I mean, I said, okay.
You saw that headline, right?
I certainly did.
You're the most dangerous man.
You've got the ear of everyone.
I know.
Not the people with the power to send your sons and daughters to war.
Not the ones funding a war over there for 47.
Not Hunter.
Not Joe Biden.
Not Christopher Wray, who's weaponized the FBI. Not Merrick Garland, who's weaponized the DOJ, but Cat Turd, a troll on Twitter.
The most dangerous man in the world.
I think it is so fantastic.
I swear, I have been laughing so hard just watching them completely melt down.
They have had nothing but meltdowns these days.
I mean, absolutely everything is bothering them.
Look at the results, and they're saying, well, he hasn't done anything yet.
Well, you sure he has?
Sure.
He might not have done anything individually or bring back the accounts or anything, but the first thing, I haven't been over a year now.
You cannot type in the search bar on Twitter, cat turd.
You can spell the whole thing out, and my name doesn't come up.
Right.
I got a complete and utter search ban and ghost ban, of course, and they removed my followers.
I mean, come on.
You can't have an account with almost a million followers and just stay at the same place all the time.
And then, you know, you look at my daily follower count, there's some definite negative 587s.
How can you lose 500 followers in a day, you know what I mean, with that much publicity?
Then they're like, well, you just got 120,000 followers because mustard.
I replied to you.
I said, well, how come when he didn't own the company and he wasn't checking into the algorithms, how come he replied two other times and I got like two extra followers?
That's right.
Riddle me that, dumbasses.
Well, it really...
Now that he's got control, the smartest thing he ever did was get rid of the people that were running the show.
Oh, yeah.
And just keep going.
Get rid of all the trash.
They're all commie trash.
Take the trash out and rebuild it honestly.
Exactly.
And we don't want you to favor...
They melted down on that, and then the ultimate meltdown will come when this bullshit, Paul Pelosi, the dumbest narrative I've ever heard in my life, comes out.
Then he retweets that one article from somebody in California that was like, yeah, this is what really probably happened.
Which is the truth, by the way.
Right.
And then he even went as far as fact-checking Hillary Clinton about the truth of the Paul Piclosi attack.
And Elon is right.
That was the funny thing.
I mean, he basically threw it all out there.
I mean, he wasted no time in turning Twitter into a place where truth is not censored.
And his latest move, Musk called out Hillary Clinton for sharing an LA Times article That aimed to paint Paul Piclosi's attacker, David DePape, as a far-right conspiracy theorist, right?
I mean, this was their opportunity to bring up QAnon again and all of this stuff.
It's the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard of.
Oh, yes.
Number one, we know Pelosi's a scumbag.
The dude just got caught totaling two cars of DUI with somebody in his car, and I guarantee it was some gay dude.
So, you know, we all know what he's doing.
I thought it was a girl at first, but after this story, I know they're keeping it a secret because it's a guy.
But anyway, so you would have to believe that this guy who lives in Berkeley, in a leftist loon, he's got Black Lives Matter and pride flags and everything else in his yard.
He's a hippie nudist from hell.
So he gets up in the middle of the night.
He creates a new account, posts about 200 Q&A on stuff on it, and then decides in his underwear to go strolling.
He strolls over to the third most powerful person's house, one of the most heavily guarded places with the biggest security guarantee system.
And you can see the cameras on the place.
And, of course, they have Secret Service protection.
Waltz is in, in his underwear...
And, by the way, he's in his underwear.
And they hit a hammer at first.
Two hammers, because they both got in a fight.
And then they said he had a manifesto.
And now he's got zip ties.
Okay, where is he putting this stuff?
He's in his underwear.
So he's carrying all this stuff.
Goes in.
This is the most ludicrous shit I've ever heard.
He gets in.
Nobody sees him.
And then...
Apparently, he doesn't get in a hammer fight with them until the police come.
And so the husband of the Speaker of the House is getting beat with a hammer in front of the police, and they didn't shoot him?
Give me a break.
And so in the middle of the attack, and so this all came out, okay, the whole story.
You've heard it's the most ludicrous shit that's ever been published.
And they're like, oh my God, y'all conspiracy theorists.
Believe me.
So here's the new spin.
So now everything, they're starting to change their story.
And it's just Swiss cheese, folks.
So now everybody, they're changing their stories from what everybody's saying on Twitter, by the way.
So when there's a big hole to punch through of the story, they're changing that part of the story.
So of course they're working with the San Francisco police.
It's Pelosi.
This is all crooked shit.
So now they're like, well, the guys wouldn't in their underwear no more, they said any one day.
And then they said the guy never knew him, okay?
The guy never knew him.
They come out today, the police.
He'd never met this guy.
He literally said on the 911 call, which, by the way, after it's released, it can't be edited.
You can't lie about it.
This is the truth.
This is what happened in real time.
He said his name was David, and he's a friend.
Now, who in the hell gets knife attacked?
Okay, who in the hell gets hammer attacked in the middle of the night?
And they go, and you say, well, the guy that I've never seen before in my life, I'm just guessing his name's David, and he's a friend?
I've got that 911 call.
Would you all like to hear it?
Let's play it.
Yeah, let me keep going to the end, though.
It's crazy.
So, yeah, so now they're rebutting what he actually said.
Okay, so you know he knows the guy, so you know the whole story's full of shit right then.
So now they're saying, so everybody else online going, yeah man, because you know when you get in the middle of a hammer fight, you know, with a dude in his underwear, you have time to call 911.
So they're okay.
Now he calls 911 from the bathroom.
And that's what they said today to try to fill in that hole.
And I'm like, okay, so there's a guy in the house, intruder.
He's trying to beat you up with a hammer.
He gives you a bathroom break.
Hey, buddy, I'm tired of beating you up with a hammer.
Would you like to take a bath?
Hey, can you stop hitting me with a hammer?
I need to go to the bathroom.
My prostate's swollen like a balloon.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me just put my knife up.
You just go to the bathroom and come back out when you're ready.
So he goes to the bathroom now.
This is their story today.
Calls 911.
Doesn't lock himself.
What would you do if he's in the bathroom with Trudor?
You'd lock yourself in and push something up against the door, if not yourself, and wait for the police to come.
Right.
But no, he doesn't.
He calls 911 and just walks back out to where the intruder is, where they found him with, when they come in a couple minutes later.
And then the guy attacks him with the hammer.
This is so ludicrous.
I mean, come on, man.
This was a lover's spot.
He's been arrested before for gay homosexual prostitution.
We all know what this is about.
Of course we do.
Y'all's all there getting jiggy with it.
Got in a dang fight over drugs or something.
All screwed up in the head at 2.30 in the morning because he was in there, man.
You can't just walk into a place like that at 2.30.
We know what happened because it's what makes sense of what happened.
Nothing else makes sense.
Well, it's so true.
And here's the thing.
How many stories have been covered up prior to this?
Let's face it.
They're probably used to responding to this address.
In fact, I almost heard the 911 operator almost sound as if, hey, wait, this is a familiar address when she said it.
Listen to this recording.
Check it out.
- A priority 910, 2640 Broadway, cross of Scott and Normandy.
- A 14 hour copy.
RP stated that there's a male in the home and that he's going to wait for his wife.
RP stated that he doesn't know who the male is, but he advised that his name is David and that he is a friend.
RP sounded somewhat confused.
12-hour back, copy. - Yeah, it's code three to 2640 Broadway for 14 hours. - A 12-hour copy. 15-hour off code three. - A 12-hour back, 15-hour back.
Nothing else matters.
Yeah.
Nothing else matters.
That's when you know the story's bullshit.
Notice they're not playing him talking, which they usually do, the person.
Right.
Notice they're just saying what he's telling him and he's relaying it to the cop or whoever's dispatching it or whoever.
But...
Of course, let's hear, I guarantee it's like, oh, it's a friend.
I guarantee he's screwed up beyond recognition.
We saw a tape of him a month ago, people, where he's so drunk driving total two cars, he couldn't even let go of the hood to start walking the line, driving that drunk.
So he gets blacked out drunk.
So that's what's happening right now.
And the other guys in the hospital too right now with the same injuries.
They're not even talking about that.
Wildest thing.
The whole story.
You know, a lot of people were laughing about the way we covered it because as the details were coming out and we were on the show live.
I was saying it was bullshit.
Oh, you said it the whole time.
But I'm sitting there saying, okay, so now there are two hammers, possibly a third hammer.
Wait a minute.
He's in his underwear.
There's a manifesto.
Where is he keeping that?
I mean, with his third hand?
I have no idea where to even put all of this, but we were doing our best and we were going to all the credible sources that we could, but they kept changing their story because they had to.
You don't change a story like this three days later.
Look, it all boils down to that 911 call.
He said his name is David, so he knew his name because that's his name.
His name is David.
And he's just a friend.
And he was a friend.
Has anybody in the history of break-ins, where they're trying to kill you, ever been given a bathroom break?
Have they ever known the name?
He goes, he comes in, hey.
I'm going to give you a bathroom break, but if you call the police, you better say my name's David and I'm a friend.
Oh boy.
It's ludicrous.
It's absurd.
It's a lie.
And all I got to say is, you know, I don't know what happened, but my guess is gay lover hammer five.
That's exactly right.
I mean, you know, let's say it.
Gay lover.
It has to be.
I mean, and this is the thing, is that they've been trying to cover up for this family forever.
We've always known the kind of cartel the Piclosies have been involved with.
102.0.
Forever, right?
And so, yeah, this is no different than everything else, but just think about what we don't know.
You're 80-something years old, man.
82.
You're 80-something years old.
You're 82 years old, man.
My God, don't drink.
Stop doing all these shenanigans, weirdo shit.
You can't stop at 82?
My God, you do not have any grandkids to play with.
That's right.
Can you not stroll on the beach?
Can you not go to Cancun and breathe fresh air?
Write a memoir?
Do anything normal, you freak.
It is a freak, all right.
Look, there's no way somebody can walk in Half-naked into the Speaker of the House's house like that.
And nobody saw him.
Nobody caught it.
No security.
The only thing that makes sense, he was invited in.
That's it.
Oh, of course.
And then they busted the window out to make it look like that.
That's right.
We noticed that immediately.
Yeah, and it looked like the way the glass was pushed out.
And it looks like it was from the inside.
They're probably throwing shit at each other, man.
You ever seen crazy drunks get in a fight?
Well, we're looking at the...
Drug addicts are crazy, man.
Exactly.
I mean, this obviously is a real situation here.
And like I said, it's not the first time this has happened.
He's MAGA. Yeah, right.
He's a wet bean loon.
This guy.
And now he's got a manifesto.
And today, voila, he's got a list of other people he was going to do.
This poor dude, he's got it coming, I'm sure.
I mean, this guy, he's low life.
But, boy, did he go home with the wrong person.
Boy.
Because they're going to, I mean, they're either going to, they're going to, there's no telling what they're going to do to him.
They're going to give him life in prison and they're going to threaten his life.
And you better say, I mean, it's going to be bad.
Oh, definitely.
This is definitely.
His life's over.
Well, obviously.
And, you know, you just hooked up with the wrong guy, I guess.
I mean, this, this guy is as bad as it gets.
Piclosi is.
But apparently he's been known on the scene for all of this for quite for a few years.
And they've been trying to cover all this stuff up.
But it looks like he's just getting plain sloppy.
Paul is just getting sloppy in his endeavors.
There is no there's no covering up anything because they they they they release a statement today.
You know, days later, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
Hello.
And now they're saying they wasn't in their underwear and they didn't know each other because that was two huge holes.
They're trying to fill in all these holes, but they can't do it because they got the 9-11 call we all just heard with our own ears.
And he's saying the guy sounds confused because he screwed up on drugs.
Nothing he's saying is making sense, but you don't know your intruder's name.
That's right.
And he doesn't give you bathroom breaks.
And you both don't have hammers at the same time.
You wake up, somebody's running at you with a hammer in your own house.
My name's John!
My name's John!
Here's a hammer for me, and here's a hammer for you.
I mean, what is that?
Here's your hammer.
I just want you to know before I start this attack, here's you a hammer.
I want you to get in your underwear.
I'm getting in my underwear.
We're going to have an underwear hammer fight.
My name's John.
I mean, this is so laughable, so ludicrous that it's just, it's impossible.
It's impossible.
Of course it is.
I mean, they're talking about it openly here.
This is out from the Gateway Pundit.
Fox News affiliate forced to retract report that Piglosi and DePepe were found in their underwear.
Another Piglosi wrap-up smear.
So here you go.
There continues to be massive speculation about what took place at the Piglosi residence in San Francisco in the early morning of Friday.
the san francisco police have given few details and then were forced to come out and correct several of their previous statements isn't that something would they correct anything if it were you or me no it's gonna be a man i'm sorry to have to inform you but it was not hammers it was guns right it was assault rifles exactly banana clips it's coming soon AR-15s.
Yeah, AR-15s.
We gotta ban them too, and MAGA. And oh my god, he just, yeah, because all nude, Berkeley, hippie, weirdo, left-wing, male prostitute, loons, nudist.
Always with BLM and all that, that's the true MAGA. And they always are on QAnon.
QAnon, I haven't even heard anybody talk about that in two years.
Is it still even a thing?
I don't even know if it's a thing, but you're absolutely right.
And you've got MSNBC that are on the verge of tears because of what you're talking about with the whole Elon Musk thing and the Twitter takeover and the fact that this is in the news.
Well, of course it's in the news.
No one's giving us the right details.
They keep changing their stories, just like they always do.
And they call us the conspiracy theorists?
I don't think so.
They can't even get their story right.
You've got all kinds of people that are retracting right now because you know the pressure's on for them, too.
You can't get past the 911 call.
Or the underwear!
He knew him.
He knew the guy.
He knew his name.
Seriously, you're in the middle of a hammer fight.
You go into the bathroom, and you call 911, and then you don't lock yourself in until the police get there, which they'll be there in, what, a minute?
Right.
I mean, let's face it.
There's security guards there.
You think they're not there?
I mean, it's ludicrous.
And so, God, he says, well, I better go back out there and talk to this guy, man.
I mean, why would you go?
Anyway, it's absolutely not making any sense.
It's ridiculous, and whoever believes it's a dumbass.
That's right.
And, I mean, it's not too late for Mr.
Piclosi to come out as gay if he needs to.
I mean, let's face it, that's something that the Democrats are encouraging.
Especially with children at this time, whether they are under the age of 10 or 8 or just finished playing with Barbie dolls and they wanted to be Ken one day.
Guess what?
They are encouraging this type of behavior, so why shouldn't that apply and why shouldn't we applaud Mr.
Piglosi too?
Since he has come out or obviously is having a tryst of some sort.
This is good.
This is Laura Loomers, I mean Laura Logan's statement.
So if we're to believe the media, a rainbow flag-waving nudist prostitute got up at 2 a.m.
Friday morning, decided to create two random websites with hundreds of posts with QAnon and Big Brother in the dead of night, then stripped down to his underwear, grabbed a hammer, and jogged all the way to Nancy Pelosi's house, and miraculously breached two layers of maximum security, Secret Service security designed to protect the third most powerful person in the world with nothing but a hammer and some tighty-whities.
And finally shouting where's Nancy before smacking Paul in the head with a hammer in front of cops without being absolutely riddled with bullets.
He says this guy is basically Jason Bourne apparently.
He could breach two layers of federal security in an assassination but didn't even bother to check if Nancy was even in the country.
Oh my gosh.
This is the most ludicrous crap.
And they'll spin it, and then here comes the blue check marks.
Elon Musk is spreading disinformation.
It's not.
It's the truth, as usual.
Because you have to have common sense.
This doesn't make sense.
I'd be saying the same thing.
If this was anybody Republican, if this was Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney, if this happened to him, I'd be saying the exact same thing.
It's true.
That's the difference between us and them.
Well, it's really true.
And the thing about it is, is that there are enough people that know that there's something shady here.
I mean, you've got all kinds of people that are reporting on this whole thing, and they're doing an excellent job, by the way.
You've got the first question, and this is from Zero Hedge, is, we are left to wonder, is the obvious?
What was...
DePappe's true motivation.
Like, why would he want to go in there?
He didn't steal anything.
He just wanted to just randomly in there and say, scream, where's Nancy in his underwear?
That's why they're adding the zip ties.
They're adding the story as they go.
But you can't do it now because you can't get past...
That he said his name is David and he's a friend.
You can't get past it.
Exactly.
And then just release the security cameras.
Please.
They've got pictures.
There's a security camera pointing in so many different directions around that house.
They got pictures of it.
I'm telling you, there's not an angle that you can't see 50 camera angles.
All you have to do, if you want to disprove me wrong, and I'll be glad to say I was wrong, just show it happening.
Let's see it.
Yeah, we'd love to see it.
Won't do it, though.
You know why they won't do it?
Because if you've seen what's on that security camera, I don't care if you're a drunken sailor, you'd blush, probably.
That's right.
I mean, it's really that bad.
The second question that Zero Hedge has proposed is, who is the unidentified person that let law enforcement into the home the morning of the break-in?
So apparently Politico reported early this weekend that there was apparently a third person in the home at the time of the incident.
Andrew Gilliam?
He's into these kind of parties.
We know he's into these kind of parties.
This is a scene he loves.
Exactly.
Well, a possible explanation, was it a housekeeper, live-in staff?
The body cam footage should make all of this clear.
Like you say, just release the videos and then we'll all know exactly what happened.
The third question relates to whether or not it is normal for glass to be on the outside of the home due to a forced entry into the home.
So it was reported that the suspect, not law enforcement, entered through the sliding glass door.
They don't have an alarm system, folks, that when you break glass at the speaker of the house, believe me, this is not one of these little, you know, the ones you and me have to buy where, you know, where you got one little camera and, you know, you try to go, boo!
Yeah.
They look at your people and you go, boo, I'm really in my house.
I'm not in Daytona Beach on vacation.
Exactly.
I mean, my God, I bet they've got at least a half a million dollar security system around there.
Maybe a million.
Of course they do.
Oh my gosh.
This is so ridiculously, and I'll never back down.
I mean, I don't know exactly what happened, but I do know exactly kind of what happened.
I mean, it paints a picture.
The truth always does.
These lies, and they're just going to keep covering it up and covering it up and covering it up.
They're so used to this.
They got the infrastructure in place.
But here's the difference this time.
You can actually say it on Twitter and you don't get banned.
That's right.
That's exactly right.
A week ago, if we just said, Pelosi, a gay prostitute.
Ban for life.
So that's the difference.
It is the difference.
We're shooting down their narrative because it doesn't make any damn sense.
It just didn't happen that way.
I totally agree.
But it looks like Mr.
Piglosi really has a problem and he needs all the help he can get.
They need to go ahead and put him into rehab, right?
I mean, wouldn't you agree?
He's had a couple of incidents of these things happening to him.
So he obviously has some problems.
He got in the car so drunk he can't walk.
I know it.
I hope they get the poor man some help, even if he is 82.
And when did this happen?
2.30 in the morning.
When does the bar close?
Two.
You know what I'm saying?
It just adds up.
All of it adds up.
Absolutely.
So the third question relates to whether or not it is normal for the glass to break on the outside of the home.
We looked at that very carefully.
And we said, okay, this doesn't even make any sense.
And then you even had, it's real fun because a lot of people are talking about this openly, breaking, exclusive, how the evidence shows David DePepe could never fit through the hole in the broken window in the rear of Piglosie Home on Piglosie Gate.
Is he bleeding?
Because you'd cut the hell out of yourself doing that.
Well, I mean, he still couldn't fit into it.
Look, he would have to, like...
Straddle the thing, get over it, get inside.
It doesn't make any sense at all, and you have all this glass on the outside.
The problem they have is nobody believes it.
They can say it, scream it, have MSU be shocked and bum and misinformation and disinformation.
Nobody with any one ounce of common sense, one ounce, believes this.
I mean, look at this.
It's just impossible.
It is.
There's three or four impossibilities in there.
So here it is.
All right, so we were able to confirm that there are CCTV cameras all over the Piclosi house.
You've got the US Speaker of the House would of course have a well-protected home.
There is also a security detail at the Piclosi house reportedly around the clock, of course.
And then there's more information from the photos.
The open doors in the crime scene are on the left.
The broken door is in the middle, was not open.
We are looking at a manufactured crime scene.
It was an active crime scene.
We are looking at the crime scene itself.
The glass is still on the bricks.
The only open doors are on the left.
Who opened those doors?
The middle door was shut, so who opened the side doors on the left?
It looks like a crime scene.
It was tampered with.
The break-ins were, of course, the subsequent to the entry.
So here you go.
All this is closed.
This is where he supposedly, you know, broke in, hopped through it, right?
Put one leg in there and then got himself through this little tiny space with a lock with this door.
And then you have these doors to the left of it that are wide open.
That's what no one can understand here, right?
They thought they were going to push this story and it was going to be like they always did and tell everybody to ban anybody.
That said anything about it, and they were going to push this stupid ass story.
It was going to be this big election thing.
Right.
And then there's going to be a, here we go, MAGA again, MAGA. Look, it ain't my fault.
I said it before.
How's it my fault 2,500 miles away that that freak and his boyfriend in their underwear got into a hammer fight?
It ain't my fault.
Don't blame it on me.
I'm tired of them blaming all their bullshit on us.
But they're spinning it like that, but nobody believes.
I mean, nobody believes that.
If you believe that, you're already far left loon.
Exactly.
Well, this is really great because everybody's been tracking your investigative reporting here, Cat Turd.
You made this article.
I don't know if you knew that.
You've been making so many articles.
Well, they are tracking your investigative prowess because here you are.
So this is your tweet that you put out there today.
So now Paul Piclosi called 911 from his bathroom, didn't just lock the bathroom door and wait for police, but instead went back out there where the attacker was.
LOL. Got it.
Okay.
So, yes, of course the crime scene has been tampered with, just like when the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago.
That seems to be the new trend here.
They start to stage these scenes and then release them to the public in hopes that you are going to buy all this nonsense, but no, we don't buy any of it.
They're the conspiracy theorists, and they've been proven wrong over and over and over again.
This is a no-brainer, folks.
Yes, it is.
This is a...
You know, this isn't the game Clue.
Exactly.
This is a no-brainer.
This is so obvious.
I mean, come on now.
I mean, this is what you're openly talking about.
I mean, the question about whether or not there was security in or around the house the night of the incident.
Hmm.
Of course there was.
And then, as Glenn Greenwald pointed out this weekend, there's also the fifth question of how Paul Piglosi was able to take a bathroom break.
Yeah.
During the midst of an attack.
It's just nonsense.
It's God.
This reeks.
And like I said, the good thing about it is it has no power.
It's not going to sway any votes.
And they want to scream about it.
They're going to scream about it for another day or so, and then they're going to let this one die down.
Believe me, they do not want to keep this a story and dig into this further.
Oh, they really do.
I've already noticed today they're not talking about it much.
It's all conservative people.
Why would we want to talk about something that hurts our midterms?
Exactly.
We don't.
You know, it's just, my God.
This is really...
Man, these people are just a bunch of weirdos.
Well, they are.
I'm not saying...
Hey, look.
I'm not saying...
I played in a band and traveled around and played bars for a living.
So, man.
When I was young, I was crazy.
I've made no qualms about it on this show.
You know...
I partied pretty hard, you know, way harder than I was, but then I grew up, you know, I'm not 82, you know.
Well, let me ask you something then.
Okay, but I mean, did you ever had a guy show up in his underwear with a manifesto and two hammers?
I mean, you know, you can party, great.
Well, I had a few girls show up with a couple of hammers.
No, I'm just kidding.
Oh, wow, the visual there is pretty rough.
But anyway, yeah, I mean, seriously, this is something completely different.
And so you've got a lot of people like you were just comparing it to Andrew Gillum.
And they're talking about it openly.
Maggots are trying to tie Paul Piclosi attack to their successful smearing of AG. Here is a disgusting post about Andrew Gillum, who more than likely did beat DeSantis in 2018.
Musk must love this.
That was a police photo from the cops.
Right?
This came from them.
These people were idiots.
Exactly.
Seriously?
Why is this account still there?
Hey, that was actual police footage right there.
Yes, it was.
Because, and you know why the police, Andrew Gillum was, he's already been indicted now on a million things because he was a rotten mayor in Tallahassee.
Right.
And he was so anti-police, anti-this.
He talked about them like they were scumbags all the time.
So when they caught him like that, they took the pictures and got it out to the press, man, before it even went up the chain of command.
I don't know if you know that or not.
Oh, yes.
They got it out.
Well, because they knew he was a crook.
I mean, this was the whole thing.
And they knew that they needed to go ahead and report on this guy.
He could be the third guy.
You never know.
Exactly.
Who knows?
Honestly.
But yes, of course, these comparisons are going to come.
And he also went to rehab, remember?
They put him right on up in there, right after all of this.
Then he's going to be fine at first, remember?
He's going to be fine and make a full recovery.
And we were like on the show, a hammer fight?
Right.
And then everybody was going, this ain't possible.
So here comes the new narrative.
He's having brain surgery.
Remember that?
That's right.
He's having brain surgery.
And I'm like, he's having brain surgery now?
And they said he was going to be okay?
Uh-uh.
And then they're like, oh no, no, no.
He's not having brain surgery.
It's just he's got a fracture in his skull.
It's a surgery on his skull, but he's going to make a full recovery.
I'm like, give me a break.
Well, this is what's so cool about Elon Musk and him taking over.
It's so true because, I mean, you need to be able to have these conversations.
And let's face it, if this would have happened to somebody on the right, if this would have happened to Donald Trump, or if this would have happened to somebody in the Trump family or in the administration, they would be all over this story.
This would be the October surprise of all of That's right.
Exactly.
And so here you go.
This is false.
Elon Musk fact-checks the New York Times claim that he's firing Twitter employees to avoid payouts.
They're just lying every single step in the way.
They're coming after him.
They're testing him.
Oh, yes, they are.
But I think he's way ahead of them.
So he denied all of this, the New York Times report, which claimed that he planned to fire some Twitter employees.
Before November 1st, in order to avoid payouts in their contracts, the outlet reported that the terminations could start at the social media company as early as Saturday, and some employees would miss out on stock grants that make up a significant portion of their pay and cited four unnamed sources.
So, of course, he said this is completely false.
He came straight out and said no.
We had somebody email us and cuss us out because we didn't post on Getter this weekend.
I had a couple of people that were mad at us.
Yeah, because I went over to Twitter too.
And it was so much fun, I have to tell you.
I'll tell you why I went to Twitter if anybody wants to know.
Yes.
Because that's where the fish were biting and I'm a fisherman.
That's where the fish were biting.
My God, the biggest story in history.
The richest guy.
I mean, to have free speech in America again on a platform, the biggest one.
And it's happening this weekend and all this stuff's happening.
Of course I'm going to go there.
That's where the fish are biting.
Of course.
My God, why would I miss that?
Oh, I got it too, though.
No way.
I got it that I'm not posting enough on all these other platforms.
Well, I was pretty busy this weekend.
I can't sometimes.
I do that all the time.
I know.
I can't.
I can't.
I wish I didn't have a lot and didn't have to make money and didn't have to do 100 orders a day and this and take care of six dogs and three cats and, you know, a mini-acre property and mow and do fields and pick up limbs and chainsaw trees.
I wish I was just a rich person, you know, and just had all these little things.
Hey, we're not Sean Hannity.
We don't make $23 million a year.
We actually have to work, you know, life and this.
And man, at some point, I've got to get some cocktails in so I can relax.
Yeah.
My God, people, that's where the fish were biting.
I mean, do you think I was going to miss that?
I tweeted more in two days than I tweeted a year.
I had never seen anything.
I told everybody, I said, he has got to be exhausted.
I just went up there a couple of times, and I went, oh my gosh, it's still going.
I saw that as well.
Oh my gosh.
I made a joke about, I want to do a turd stock.
Three days of America First music, love fest, like Woodstock, except it's turd stock.
And oh my God.
It went wild.
It went wild.
Yeah, John Rich agreed to do it.
He's serious about it.
He's contacted me.
We're going to probably write the theme song together.
And people don't know I was a musician a lot of my life.
I know, and a fabulous one at that.
Yeah, so he's serious about it.
We're serious about it next summer.
It's already too big to have on my ranch.
So, I mean, there's no way it would, I mean, I've only got, you know, I mean, you need 100 acres minimum.
Isn't that wonderful, though?
But he's got the infrastructure, you know, he's got a bar in Nashville and land and, you know, he knows how to throw big concerts and stuff.
He's a country star.
So, yeah.
Yeah, he's into it, and it's probably going to be in Nashville, and we're probably going to do it, for real.
Oh, I hope you do.
We're going to.
Will you come if we do?
Um, hmm.
We'll think about that.
You wouldn't even come?
I would.
I would figure out something.
If we do Turdstock, you're coming.
We're on a live show.
We're just going to show everybody who you are, because I'm doing it.
I'm going to play on stage.
Martha Rice.
I can't play again.
I thought we had already gotten through this, that you were going to get a cat outfit.
See?
See, everybody thinks I'm the one who don't want to be exposed, but I don't care.
I've never cared about anybody knowing who I am.
It's you.
You're the one that's private.
I know.
I'm the one.
Exactly.
And the main reason why is because of where I live.
It's a bad scene here.
It really is a bad scene.
And I wouldn't put it past anybody to do me harm as a result of it.
I really would not.
I mean, I hate to say that that's really what this world has come to, but it is.
I mean, it's scary.
Boy, did I get the death threats and the threats.
That's what I mean.
This week after Elon Musk.
I didn't reply to him.
He replied to me.
I know.
I know.
Because I said something and he replied to me.
Think about that.
I know.
But you know what?
You're always going to get that.
You are.
Cat turd.
They love to put your name in the headlines.
But one thing that you did make, okay, and I was really proud about this, was that John Rich gave you a shout out on Fox because, okay, they will not use that.
No.
They will not use my name on there for some reason.
They will not.
Because you know why?
Because it's probably gone through the executives.
I cut down Fox News all the time for lying.
That's probably it.
Remember, we're here to save America.
We're Republicans, and we know we have to get rid of these Democrats because they're the dangerous ones.
But the Republicans are just a little bit better.
That's right.
And I cut down all these media outlets because what is it?
It's only three or four owners and all these put together.
So you got these billionaires worth $100 billion paying people $7 million, $20 million a year to read a teleprompter about what they want to say.
So this is not real news, people.
That's right.
This is real news, what we're saying.
Right.
This is news.
Exactly.
And we're not owned by the media and we're not owned by anyone.
And I just think that this whole idea is incredible.
It's exactly what's needed.
We're winning the culture war.
We are winning the culture war.
And here is John Rich.
He's actually giving you a shout out.
And you can see by their reaction, they're just kind of like, oh.
Because there were a couple of articles, some of the things that you were saying, and they referred to you as a user.
And I thought, isn't that the weirdest thing?
Every Fox story this week was a bunch of them on me.
They would say, yeah, a user on Twitter.
They wouldn't say my name.
Right.
I know.
I thought that was so weird.
Greg Gutfeld said turd at least 10 times every show, so I know it ain't the turd word.
It's not the, no, it's cat turd.
And here's John Rich, I mean, a genuine star.
I'm no star, you know what I mean?
This guy's an actual country star.
And he's just like, yeah, let's do it, turd stock.
And doesn't even blink an eye at the name.
Right.
And the name's weird, you know.
But who wouldn't go to turd stock?
Let me tell you something right now.
The whole entire...
You should see the chat rooms.
They've blown up about turd stock and about they're going to go ahead and get their tickets.
You guys better get this together soon because you're going to sell out in about a minute.
I can tell you that.
It's going to have to be next summer, like 4th of July weekend or something.
Oh, it'll be fabulous.
Oh my gosh.
That's so great because you know what?
That's building momentum in this movement.
I don't want it to be political though.
I don't want it to be political.
I want it to be about music and if you love America, left or right, you can come sing at this concert.
That's the way I want to do it.
I think that's a great idea.
I don't care who you are, and I don't want to talk politics on the microphone not one time the whole time.
That's right.
Or have any politicians or anything.
Just three days to relax, get away from everything, and have people sing about how much they love the country, how much we love the country.
A uniting event is what I'd like to have.
Wouldn't that be great.
Not something where you sit up there and scream.
And I'd love to have people from the life musicians play at it.
And no talking politics for three days.
Just...
America and Lee Greenwood singing and John Rich singing and all his buddies.
Cat Turd singing, scatting and doing all the stuff that you do.
I can't play guitar anymore because of my arthritis, which was why I joined Twitter.
But I can still rip a bass down because...
You know, my knuckles where you make a fist are fine.
It's just the knuckles that bend in the middle of your finger that are all screwed up.
So I can still play bass, but I just can't play guitar.
But, you know, we get the band back together.
You're going to get the band back together.
No, see, here's the thing.
Cat turned to farting sounds.
Come on, this will be fun.
It's gonna be so much fun.
We'll get Steve McGrew and some comedians and stuff.
Oh, he's so great.
We'll get some comedians and we'll get all kinds of people.
But I don't know, I haven't talked to John Rich, who's definitely gonna be my partner in this yet, about it, so I can't promise any of these things I'm saying, but I would personally like it just to be A music fest with no politics.
I don't want it to turn into a political rally.
I want it to be a place to get away from it.
And just fun and music and just people who love America.
If you love America, left, right, or center, you can come.
Oh, I think it's such a great idea.
And it's so necessary right now.
Well, he's talking about it, all right.
And you can see how uncomfortable Fox was when he's talking about you.
Check this out.
I can tell you that for whatever reason, I've seen my followers jump almost 40,000 since Elon Musk came back in.
And when you go in and search my name, I see all the bands are off and it's not choked down.
There's a guy named Cat Turd out there who a lot of us love.
He's picked up almost 100,000, I think, since Elon came back.
So, listen, it's good to have every opinion accounted for.
That's the point of America.
If you don't like what I have to say, tell me I'm an idiot and block me or whatever you want to do, and I can do the same to you.
It's called free speech.
Aren't we all?
The volume's a little low on that because it was a bad recording.
That's too bad.
We'll find one.
We'll play it again.
Anybody's got one that's more better.
It's the only one I can find.
Yeah, sorry about that.
We'll get a better one.
Don't worry.
I'm going to tell you something.
He's a genuinely good dude.
There's a lot of people that...
I'm not going to name names, but there's some people that just want to retweet, you know what I mean, from an account that's a larger account.
But this guy, man, he takes the time to listen to my music.
We talk.
We email each other.
He trusts me enough, but he's just a genuinely good guy.
And we've talked about writing some music in the future and stuff, and it's just, I mean, for him to take the time seriously, folks, for an old country slub like me, and take the time to just be a, you know, don't know me from Adam, to be nice to me like that, and he's a major country star.
Right.
That just shows you what a really down-to-earth, genuinely nice guy this guy is.
Well, I don't think you recognize your popularity or your celebrity either, and so I'm going to stop you when you say you're just a country slub.
I'm a troll on Twitter.
This guy's an actual star.
No, you're so much more than that, Cat Turd.
For example, a lot of people do not know, like you said, like there's the whole music thing that people don't know about.
They also don't know that you are a veteran, right?
That you serve this country.
They also don't know that you're a writer.
They also don't know that you have your own store.
That not only do you just make all of these incredible comments and you're waking people up left, right, and center, hence the reason why they tried to censor your account for as long as they did.
It's a miracle that you actually stayed on there as long as you were able to.
But I think they thought the backlash would have been worse if they would have taken you down.
Think about that.
Yeah.
Remember, I've said on this show, I said, I guarantee you, and this is not bragging, this is just something that I'm just trying to tell everybody.
I know.
Just think about what I talked about a couple of weeks ago.
Think about it.
I was on Twitter, and they just won't let you grow.
I'm, what, 200,000 more in the last two years?
I just got 750,000 followers on Truth in four months, and they have 4 million users.
And then here's one with 450 million users, and my account dies all of a sudden, and then you can't even search me?
And then I watch my followers every day, you know, and they're like...
There's 1,200 down again, 1,500 more.
They just took 2,000.
One time when they were purging, they took 125,000 in one day.
Then 38,000 three days later.
And you're like, this is ridiculous.
And then what happens?
They open you up and take the bands.
And so I looked at the bands Friday morning and I had all of them removed except a search suggestion band.
It still had a search band removed.
I don't honestly know the difference between a search ban, which was removed, or a search suggestion ban.
So I don't know if that's like, they don't suggest the right person to me that I follow or something.
But it didn't have anything to do with me.
But I've always been able to pull up those websites and see all the bans, and it's always just every one of them.
That's right.
And then, okay, so I check it out.
My search band's working.
Everything's working.
Everything's on again.
And I get 125,000 followers in three days.
125,000 in three days.
And then it's not a coincidence.
And it's not because he said something to me.
Like I said, he's responding to me twice.
I didn't get hardly two followers off of it.
It's incredible.
And then, it's not just me.
John Rich just reported $40,000.
I heard Dan Bongino said he got $80,000.
I've heard a lot of people, I think Ben Shapiro said he gained $50,000 in one day.
And then all the liberals are losing followers.
Yes, they are.
Because they're bots.
They're amplifying their accounts and they're banning our accounts and hiding our accounts.
And then just, I mean, I don't know how much longer it's going to last or what's going to hold the future, but man, you're talking about the fluggish.
And remember when I said the other day, too, before he even bought it.
I said, you know, there was a time before I was getting any popularity at all, and I was kind of hidden, and nobody knew who I was, that I was getting 30,000 followers almost every week, and I was getting 20,000 to 50,000 likes on stuff.
And I was like, this was like five days ago I said on the show, but now I can barely get 5,000 on the best comment I can finally make.
And lo and behold, Since Musk bought it, and I've gotten all these followers, 20,000 likes, 100,000, 68,000, 75,000.
And this is not bragging, folks.
This is just, I'm trying to tell you how much they have completely put boots.
This is right.
Such a terrible thing.
This is a huge thing.
This is no little thing to stoffle one side of the voices on the number one platform.
This is how everybody communicates now, pretty much, Twitter.
And they have taken the right, and they have just hit them.
And then they've taken them.
Look, all the blue checkmark people, you know, the JoJo and all them people, you know.
Right, right.
Yeah, they were all getting huge.
But, man, I've been looking at their pages.
They're getting like 200 likes on everything.
That's exactly what happened.
I mean, but see, understand what this was, okay?
This was an experiment.
They stole that election.
Yes, they stole it.
And then they decided they were going to shut down all speech, okay?
Now, you don't do that unless you are in a war, right?
Or unless you know that you have got an opposition that will absolutely start proving to everybody else what you did.
So that's what they did.
And they thought in the course of these two years...
That by kicking all these conservative voices off of Twitter, and they had help, of course, with the lamestream media.
It was a coordinated attack.
And the FBI. Social media.
And the FBI. Exactly.
All of them were coordinated, right?
And the DOJ. Still are.
Still are.
And they thought, with these two years, they could brainwash you into the left's narrative.
They thought that they, with it being said enough, with it being discussed enough, with their content-approved materials and conversations, that now, two years later, you would have a completely different mindset.
Boy, were they wrong.
They've only made us stronger.
They've almost made us better because, see, we're the busy bees.
We're the builders.
We continue to build and build and create.
So when they said, go get a new platform, guess what?
We said, okay, we'll build that.
We can do that.
Somebody here does one thing well.
Another person over here does something else really well.
Let's put all of our efforts combined and then all of a sudden you have a gap.
Ooh, all of a sudden you have a getter.
Ooh, now you've got a truth.
All right.
Now you got to rumble.
So now we've got all these tools.
We've got this parallel economy because then they started to go after your bank account, right?
And they wanted to use the January Sixers as this could happen to you if you do not agree with the regime.
And so the whole thing, these people need to be thrown in jail.
And talk about the vaccine.
You talk about this remisevere or whatever it is that they gave everybody and it shut down their kid and he's filled their lungs with fluid and then they put them on ventilators and they died.
And then the stuff that worked and not give them anything, not give them anything to clear up their lungs, these old people.
Old people and young people.
I mean, these are evil, evil demons.
I'm telling you, these people are so evil.
And that's why they're scared of just voices like yours and mine and everybody's voice.
I don't care if you've got 100 followers.
You should be able to say what you want.
As long as you're not trying to hurt somebody or dox them or trying to, you know, if you're not just ridiculously just, you know...
And of course, threatening violence and stuff like that.
I understand there's going to be rules like that.
And I want rules like that.
I don't want you to be able to just come on and threaten it.
That's what I worry about.
I'm going to bomb you and I'm going to grenade you.
You shouldn't be able to say stuff like that.
That's the one thing that I worry about.
And I am really great with the idea that I can live my life just the way I want to.
I can do what I do.
I don't want to be heard.
I don't want to be followed.
I don't want to be stalked.
I don't want to go through all this stuff.
I live in Hollywood.
I get to see what happens with paparazzi, with people that really are a big name.
And I watch them lurking at the hotels, at the restaurants, at the grocery stores.
I mean, they're on every single corner with a camera hanging around their neck.
And granted, that's how they make their living.
But I certainly, as a conservative, and obviously they're threatened by me because, you know what?
I was one of the first people to be attacked and to have my voice completely wiped out.
Thank goodness.
I mean, you think about how kind of the stars aligned.
I knew you way before your account blew up the way it did.
You and I were communicating on Twitter, because I just thought you were a riot, and I was like, oh my gosh, I would be friends with that person in real life.
And so we just started communicating, and then poof, my account was gone.
At that point, we had traded each other's numbers.
You stood me up on your podcast.
I'm so glad you're finally admitting that you stood me up because, yes, I discovered Cat Turd on the air, by the way, everyone.
That was me.
But I had to chase him down.
I had to make every excuse for him on the planet of why he wasn't coming on my show, that it just became this total joke.
Like, sure, Cat Turd's coming, right, Jules?
Oh, yeah, we really believe you now.
So it was kind of a joke.
But there's all kinds of things that are changing as a result.
And Katzert, honestly, you have been leading this thing since the beginning.
You have not taken your foot off the pedal at all.
You've doubled down.
In fact, now you're doing a show every single day, Monday through Friday with me.
You've got this whole turd stock thing going.
You've got all kinds of other projects in the midst.
It's great.
All I'm doing is having fun.
Good.
I'm having fun and stating my opinion.
And why can you not do that in America?
Right.
Exactly.
They hate people like me because when Rush Limbaugh said this and Rush Limbaugh, who, man, without Rush Limbaugh, I would not even believe the things I believe.
I listened to him.
You know, 28 years.
And I loved the man.
And he was a high school graduate.
He was nobody different than, you know, me or you, most of the people listening.
And he just got on the radio and he was just, you know, better at it than anybody else.
But, you know, he's just like, if the media didn't make you, they can't break you.
That's right.
So if you're self-made and you're self-made from the ground up, which, what, I live out in the country, I got my little things I do, and I don't even use Amazon for my books.
I know.
You've started the whole parallel.
I skip all of it.
I know.
You started that before anybody else did.
You knew better than to get on Amazon and everything else.
People told me I was crazy.
I know.
I know.
And they said, wow, you're going to miss out on all the bestseller books and all that stuff.
I was told I wouldn't sell 500 books doing it that way because nobody can.
And I sold 30,000.
But you can.
If they made you, they can break you.
But if they didn't make you, they can't break you.
Plus, don't give these people power ever.
Never give them power.
I saw that Luke Bryan, and he made a statement which was half-assed to me.
He invited DeSantis on, and he got a standing ovation roar.
And then he started saying, I usually don't do this, but I know DeSantis is a polarizing figure.
No, he's not!
He's the best governor in the United States.
You're going to learn that next Tuesday when he ruins by a damn landslide.
Oh, yeah.
He's not a polarizing figure.
You've got a bunch of lying media propaganda pretending like he's a polarizing figure.
Oh, it's so true.
He's a total normal person.
He's not a polarizing figure to take out.
He took out so you could not, from the kindergarten and third grade, sexualize a kid.
The teachers couldn't.
And he said, don't say gay bill.
He said, don't say gay bill.
He hates gays.
That's the polarizing dividers that are the liars.
The word gay wasn't even in the bill.
That's outrageous.
He's the normal person for not wanting children sexualized and groomed when they're five years old.
They lied about it.
They lied about it over and over again.
Don't say gay.
Don't say gay.
It's just a big lie.
Well, I'm loving this because, and I have two things, three things that I have to go over before we quit this show, so I've got just a few minutes, but this one I wanted to talk to you about for sure because a lot of people are asking me about it, about how Musk wants to charge Blue Checkers $20 monthly fee, and they are completely freaking out over it.
What say you?
People worth $50 million are freaking out over this Blue Checkers.
Look, this is not why they're mad.
Stephen King.
I'm leaving if they're going to charge blue check marks $20 a month, they should be paying me.
That's not what it's about.
Right.
Because for some reason, they look up there and they see that damn blue check mark and they think they're a superstar.
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
And now you can go buy you one for $20 a month.
So everybody's basically going to have one.
And they're like, well, if I'm not to be special, I'm getting off this platform.
That's what it is.
They don't want an average Joe like me or you to be able to buy a blue checkmark to verify ourselves and to pay a fee because they're smarter, better, more famous, richer, and we're, you know...
We're the hayseed hicks in flyover country.
It's wild.
But yet, you all know that the sidewalks that are around my building and all around Hollywood are stars, right?
The Hollywood stars.
They have absolutely no problem, get this, paying $55,000 per installation for a star on the Walk of Fame.
They have no problem doing that, but they won't pay $20 a month for their blue check.
Come on now.
Really?
I mean, that is ridiculous.
It really is.
But then we have the other story over here, and you want to talk about how corrupt everything really is.
You've got breaking news with the U.S. Marshals.
They have taken Catherine Egelbrecht, I know, and Greg Phillips into custody for not revealing their source in the Connick scandal.
Yeah.
Yeah, the people that exposed all these people on camera, cheating like hell in 2000 Mules, cheating like hell.
Does the FBI want to go catch the cheaters that should be in prison the rest of their lives?
Are they going after the ones that were dropping ballots and taking pictures and then going to this drop box and then hitting 36 drop boxes in one night?
Are they going after them and trying to find who they are?
No.
They're going after the people that exposed the cheating.
Can you believe that shit?
It is.
Unbelievable.
I'm so tired of the shit.
It is so tiring, exactly.
And it's so absolutely wrong on every single level.
These two are heroes.
They put a lot of work into this.
They expose the entire thing.
If you have not seen 2,000 Mules, please make sure you do go and see it because it's great.
I mean, you can rent it now.
It's awesome.
It's only a matter of time for the Cat Turd Ranch gets raided for whatever they frame me with.
I'm sure they'll have no problem doing it because they're really, really low-lossed.
That's really what they do.
But just so everyone knows, there is a tide that is a turning because Facebook has now been fined $25 million by Washington State for violating election laws.
Yes!
We need more of this.
We know how they interfere with everything.
This is what's funny.
Now, all of a sudden, you've got these huge personalities.
Right.
You got Elon Musk comes in, Twitter.
You got Trump, huge personality truth.
You got Ye, huge personality, just bought Parler.
And you got little beta boy, alien from Uranus, who sits on a high chair and has a bowl haircut, sitting there.
Oh my God.
And here's the thing.
It's because of the Democrats and because of their failed leadership.
I mean, we now have a diesel shortage as a result of all of this.
All of their policies.
People are suffering in a big way.
You've got the homeless problem.
You've got the crime problem.
You've got all kinds of different things.
And the Democrats are so dang dumb that they get up there and they talk about defunding the police.
Well, I put out a tweet, one of my very first ones.
Does that mean that they're going to do that?
Are they going to release the January Sixers then?
Derek Chavez, right?
George Floyd's killer.
That's what they have him behind bars.
Is this going to apply to everybody?
Or is this just an isolated event of the Morgan Freeman types, as Fetterman described?
It's so bizarre.
And then they lie.
They get up and they have been lying to the American people, but they know what we know.
This election is about the economy.
It's about inflation.
It is about crime.
It is about your pocketbooks.
And guess what?
We are going to win in a tremendous landslide.
You just keep up the momentum.
You are all doing such an amazing job.
It was great to be back on Twitter and to see so many people that I haven't seen in years.
I've been in isolation.
Thank you, Kat Turd, for forcing that.
I always vote Election Day, but I'm voting...
Early voting tomorrow here in Florida because we're doing an election show.
Right.
And I rented a place, you know, an hour away and I can't come back to my poll that day and then drive back.
I will be voting tomorrow.
Isn't that going to be fun?
You know, in Florida, the Republicans are up 100,000 in early voting.
And last time, we were down 680,000 going into the election day.
Think about that.
Not only were we down 680,000 going into the election day, but Trump still won by almost five points in the state.
That's how much Election Day is a Republican landslide here.
But I've been in this state a long time, and we've never won early.
And there wasn't that much mail-in voting, but we've never won early voting.
Normally, even without the mail-in ballots that they've come up with now, usually, you know, you're down 200,000 to 400,000 going into Election Day.
And we still kill it.
And if you're only down 200,000, it's usually pretty much guaranteed a Republican sweep.
But for us to be winning early voting?
Yes.
Look, that's only two-party affiliation.
That's only Republicans and Democrats.
That doesn't say who you voted for, just how many Republicans have voted, how many Democrats have voted.
Now, guarantee you, there's a lot of people that are registered Democrats that are voting Republican, but there is no...
None.
Registered Republicans voting Democrats.
And that doesn't count the independents, who Rhonda Sandez has like a 68% lead on.
I'm telling you.
And he's going to bring everybody with him, you know.
He's going to bring Rubio with him.
He's going to bring everybody with him.
So, I'm just telling you, I'm looking for a big night, and we are going to do an election night coverage.
We will not be having a show that day.
That's too much.
Yes, I'm glad you're talking about this.
It's tentatively from 7 to midnight.
We're going to have fun.
I'm going to have a few cocktails.
We're going to rub it the hell in if we win.
We're not going to be snotty if everyone's saying, you suck, go get a job at McDonald's.
We would never say anything like that.
It's going to be that type of party.
If you don't want to be bored, I'm going to have three computers around me, a TV, and I'm going to set up a big little room, a war room.
I know a lot of people and who does these early voting.
We're just going to call it and have fun with it.
If you want to have fun, join us.
If you want to be bored to death, go to Fox News and watch Ken, we'll take it to you.
They're going to call it early.
Arizona and everything else.
Yeah, in District 459, at the house, it looks like Blah Blah is ahead by 2%.
Back to you, Tom.
It's not going to be like that.
It's not going to be like that.
It's going to be the opposite.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
We're going to call it like we see it.
Kind of like we did on January 6th.
Remember?
I mean, it's kind of like a deja vu.
We're all in for this whole thing.
We're screaming.
This is set up.
I'm screaming.
Set up.
We was live watching that show on TV. We're on the air.
She was in Hollywood.
I was in Florida.
I know.
I'm like, this is set up, man.
Y'all get out of there.
Don't go in there.
You knew way before what was going to happen with that whole thing.
And you were so good about showing it.
I tweeted that morning or that night, that if you come to just peacefully protest, I'm paraphrasing, and watching the sea, just get the hell out of there.
Don't do it.
That's right.
Skip this one, man.
I just had this bad feeling.
It was just prime for a setup.
It definitely was.
Well, real quick, because we're going over and I have got so many people to thank.
Those from Thursday and those over the weekend and then those today.
So let me go through it.
Here we go.
Donations for the show.
Spencer Dogs 9576.
We have Even for America.
We have Tanny P. We have Burrito Boy.
We have Lindy Cat.
We have Twez.
We have HashtagHag13.
We have GTYup.
We have Renee McCurry.
We have WJJeep2.
We have Highland Recording Artist.
We have Hobbit for DJT. We have Danal1998, Alchemy, Swamp Lizard, Hunting Squad, VegCons.
That was on the show on Friday.
I missed a whole bunch of those because we were so busy with all this other stuff over the weekend.
We had Christine Phillips, Laura Snyder, Lisa M. Ruggeri, we had William Covert, we had Beth Gordnier, we had Jane N. Barrisford, and we had Colleen Brown.
Thank you all so much for your donations.
And then today we had, of course, Miss Mother of Pearl, who is so sweet and she sends us these wonderful care packages.
You've probably seen the Pillows of Smiles.
It just does an amazing job and always keeps the chat rooms going.
So much fun.
Renee McCurry, again, thank you so much.
We have GRK Fear.
And then we have Spencer Dogs 9576.
And then we have Michael Suede.
I think I did that okay.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's a lot of donations.
Well, the show is growing.
We certainly do.
And it is growing in such a big way.
And I just want to make sure that I don't miss anybody.
And if I do, I promise I will go back over it and I'll thank you like I had to do today, Fridays.
Because we get busy here and I only have one screen I can watch with four other screens going to run the show.
So it's hard to keep track of six screens.
Anyway, happy anniversary, Kat.
200 episodes.
Yeah, 200 episodes.
And Hobbit did this for us.
So I'm going to play it and then we're going to go ahead and say goodbye.
But check this out.
this is from her.
200!
We actually made it.
Anyway, I know.
We've got a lot more work to do to turn this country around, but we're doing it with your help.
And Cat Turd, you just keep doing what you do.
Just keep upsetting them.
And remember, at Turd Stock 2023, me and Jules will be doing a live broadcast for everybody to watch live there on the stage.
Good night, everybody.
He always gets the last word.
Anyway, everyone, if you'd like to see any of the articles, you can totally check out our social media posts and all of our stuff is in the description below so you can check out Cat Turd.
I'm sure he's still on this rampage.
He's not going to stop anytime soon, so don't miss all the fun over there.
Anyway, be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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