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Thank you.
Thank you.
Today is Thursday, September 22nd, 2022.
Episode number 123.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
Start today.
Did you get the episode right?
You said 123.
173.
I was about to say, man, we're going backwards here.
No, we're not taking them away from you, even though we're being...
Slack followers on Twitter.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh, it's the same thing, right?
Okay, so this is going to be a very interesting show because there's a lot of movement from the opposition party and they are targeting people once again.
Okay, so this week, as you all know, I was targeted.
I lost my bank account with Bank of America with no explanation.
Didn't feel like they needed to give me one or anything like that.
You don't have to give you one.
I'm a worm boy.
I'm a worm boy.
I can't get laid, so I take pleasure in taking Carol's accounts in my day job.
I'm a worm boy.
I'm a worm boy.
He is a worm, too.
He could not wait to break the news to me.
Right?
I mean, he was one of those kind of people.
But Cat Turd, of course, we've known for a little while that Washington Post was...
Planning a hit piece on him, right?
Because they had contacted him to ask him if he wanted to respond in any way, give comment or anything else to any of their questions.
Of course, he ignored it, but so we knew it was on the right side.
Gave him the middle finger.
Yeah.
Yes, you did.
And so today that article was released, and he is one of the 77 that they are fueling.
Okay, so here you go.
They're trying to get us banned.
Yes, they are.
They're doing absolutely everything that they can do.
Trump's big lie fueled a new generation of social media influencers.
Okay.
All right.
So the accounts that rose to prominence spreading disinformation about the 2020 election now drive other polarizing debates.
And this is according to Washington Compost data analysis.
So, right.
I've seen an article like this before.
You remember The Mighty?
Yeah.
My favorite thing is they're like disinformation experts from Cornell, Harvard, blah, blah, Washington State.
Did this analysis and these are the 77 counts that lie all the time.
And I'm like, oh my God, what a great day for me.
I have experts at Harvard doing studies on tweets of a cat turd.
That cracks me up.
I win.
They think you're winning.
I win.
Oh, yeah.
They want to get inside your head.
I mean, this is the whole thing.
They want to know how you do it because you know what?
Your reach is a lot bigger than their reaches and they know it.
And it's for a reason because of all the propaganda the lamestream media news is pushing.
So the list of 77, okay, when I made the list and it completely altered my life, I mean, to the point where I was being kicked off of every single platform for absolutely nothing.
The Mighty 200.
Now, this is a list they have now of 77.
Okay, keep in the front of your head.
Of course, I make all these lists.
This is like my 20th list.
I know.
You're everywhere.
I mean, you really are.
I mean, four years you've been doing this.
Well, I'm never on a list of good people.
I'm on a list of piece of crap lying in front of a bitch.
I'm always on like...
That's good though.
And I always make fun of them when they do it.
They should learn.
It's like some people go, oh my god, they put me on the list.
That's not true.
I'm not doing this.
They're doing it.
I think it's hilarious.
I know.
Oh my gosh.
It's really a compliment because you definitely outshine them all.
So the list of 77 was drawn from research by disinformation experts at Stanford, Harvard, and Cornell Universities, as well as the University of Washington.
I challenge any of them to a debate on any subject right now.
Exactly.
Anybody at Harvard, any of them, Washington Post, I'll debate you anytime on this show on any subject.
Oh, my word.
Okay, so you're on this list with commentators.
Okay, great company here.
Candace Owens, Jack Posobiec, Tim Pool, Tracy Diaz.
Tracy Beans, I guess, is how people know her.
And the Anonymous.
The Anonymous.
They're trying to, oh, they're going to dox me.
Man, I doxed myself already.
I know.
I tell everybody on my podcast where I live.
I show pictures of the ranch.
Every little thing I do all day.
I mean, my God.
And they still accuse you of being CIA, among other things.
James Woods.
And there's somebody that has a name that's close to yours, but it's different.
And he's been in jail several times.
No, that is not Cat Turd.
I can assure you.
Not our Cat Turd.
There are no mugshots of me.
I've never been arrested.
I'm sure it's coming by FBI. Not yet.
For illegal litter in my litter box.
Anything.
They'll just make it up.
Anything.
If there's one thing about it, though, there's two things you can just rest for sure of.
If they're accusing you of misinformation, big newspapers like that, guarantee you're truth-telling.
Number one.
And number two, the people accusing you of being disinformation are liars.
You can just count them as facts every time.
It's so true.
I mean, this is a whole coordinated attack because apparently they also on CNN, they targeted the MG show as well.
What's the MG show?
It's in the Matrix.
He was one of the Mighty 200 originally.
He never got off that list either.
So they were targeted on Anderson Cooper's show and also just CNN did a piece on them.
And what they did was they actually looked at one of their shows and took a couple of pieces from it and then aired on CNN, which is what they like to do.
And so if you're listening out there, CNN, go ahead and take a clip of this show.
Please.
We need the advertisement.
Of course, nobody will see it.
More people watch the show than watch your shows.
That's right.
That's the thing.
How rich is it CNN accusing others of fake news?
Oh my God.
Everything they say is a lie.
Exactly.
I mean, your reach is so much bigger than all of theirs.
And if they think for one second that this is going to make us cower in any way, shape, or form, they are absolutely wrong.
We are going to continue to spread the truth, unlike them, and we're going to continue to do our thing.
So this is great.
I love the study.
They put this big study together so that they could show you the rapid gain in followers.
And then what happened with the January 6th insurrection.
And then you had just an average, regular, you know, things kind of peddled out, you know, once they got rid of all of us from Twitter.
And they petered out.
And then all of a sudden you have renewed gains.
Now that's what happened after the Musk announcement.
So Elon Musk is the reason for all of this.
I got 93,000 in three days when they took the boot off my neck and let the whole Twitter sphere see me.
93,000 in two days.
I can't get 100 in a week now.
And I get 1,500 a day at Truth.
I'm almost 700,000 there.
Now my follower count there is going to pass Twitter.
I love Truth Social.
Everyone get on Truth Social.
Seriously, it's fun.
It's great.
And there are a lot of trolls.
So if you like to fight, if you like to get in there with them, you will have that opportunity to do so there as well.
So ballot harvesting, these were the big lie influencers that drove public conversation on topics that have divided the U.S. since 2020.
You're the reason, Cat's Herd.
Ballot harvesting, critical race theory, bio labs, grooming...
These are the conversations that they are talking about here.
I believe the opposite in every one of those that they believe.
I can say what I want to say.
That's the difference.
Do you see me wanting to ban the Washington Post?
Do you ever say, hey, somebody just wrote a hit piece against me.
I want them banned.
I want them off.
And that's what they're trying to do.
We thought Twitter was going to, and I'll just paraphrase it so we don't have to read its huge article.
We thought Twitter was going to ban misinformation, but apparently they didn't.
They've only banned 75.
I mean, 57 of these 77 are still on Twitter, and they're just trying to nudge them.
You got to get rid of these.
You got to get rid of these.
And that's what they want to do.
That's liberalism in a nutshell.
They're communists.
They want to spout their misinformation, which is real misinformation.
They want to spout their lies, and they don't want any opposition to them.
And I expose them and everybody else and these other people on this list, we expose them as being lies because the truth kills them.
The truth to a liberal is like garlic to a vampire.
It's so true.
And I will tell you, all of their misinformation is leading to violence.
And you can see it right here with what happened to Benny Johnson.
This was horrible.
And this happened right at the University of Iowa.
I was giving a speech about memes at the University of Iowa tonight.
Mad memer.
Right, with TPUSA. A Kamala Harris meme triggered the violent libs so bad that they attacked the projector.
I mean, these people are dangerous.
Check this out.
Oh my god, I love it!
Hey!
Hey!
Whoa!
Break this ass, kid!
Fuck you!
Swear to fucking God!
Fuck you!
Psycho!
Yeah.
That's the difference between them and us.
They want a band.
They want to do this.
If you go into wherever, you go in the mall and you see the one person in America and it's kind of like a fruitcake.
There's only one fruitcake in the world and people just keep giving it to somebody else.
If you do go into a mall and somebody on our side sees somebody with a Build Back Better hat and This is like spotting Bigfoot, by the way.
It's that rare.
I mean, I don't even know if there's a hat that says Build Back Better or Joe Biden Rocks or something.
But, you know, all I would think, or if I was with somebody, under our breath after we pass, oh my God.
But if they see you, they want to come over there, I'm going to kick your ass.
You're a piece of crap.
You're a goblin ass.
I hate you.
And they might even do violence to you.
That's the difference between us and them.
Oh, it's so true.
I mean, and here's the thing.
They want to cancel you completely from absolutely everything.
They want to make it to where you are forced to conform.
Understand where this is headed, okay?
If they're able to attack your bank accounts, if they're able to kick you off of social media and other platforms, basically erase you.
That's what they're trying to do.
I mean, this is no different.
This is out.
Alternate everything.
Everything.
And it's working.
I mean, let's name them.
Let's name some of them that we didn't have.
Four years ago, we had Facebook and Twitter, basically, and now we got Getter.
Those were the three.
Well, YouTube, yeah.
Well, that's not...
YouTube, now we have Rumble.
Right.
Okay, we had GoFundMe commies, and now there's Give, Send, Go.
Right.
If that's the right one.
I don't know if I said that right.
Yeah, you did good.
But...
Yeah, so, and then Twitter, and then Getter, and Truth, and Gab, and everything else.
So, they are doing it now, and they're just going to keep losing.
Bank of America, we don't like your political views.
We're taking you out of the account.
I am worm boy.
I can't get laid.
This is my life.
I can't get laid.
Nobody likes me.
I'm a geek.
I make $12 an hour to sit here and judge you and your money.
I got $12 in my bank account.
Your bank account's big.
I hate that.
Right.
It's ridiculous.
He was so proud of himself, too.
I mean, first off, I think it was probably the first woman he's spoken to in quite some time.
But he had all of this authority about him.
And I just sat there like, is this the kind of joke?
He probably went out and had the biggest soy burger you could imagine to celebrate.
Yes.
Yes, absolutely.
I'm sure he did.
Well, here you go.
This is actually trending on Twitter after it shut down numerous advocacy group accounts.
Boycott PayPal has started.
You don't have to.
You don't.
Look.
There's some simple things you can do.
And I swear, somebody that I follow on Twitter one time, I said, yeah, quit using YouTube.
It's just a video.
Somebody said, I can't.
I gotta watch my rock videos.
I mean, people storm the beaches in Normandy.
Our country's going down to hell.
And you can't give up the YouTube videos.
You can't buy them or download them on your phone from Rumble or anywhere else.
I mean, give me a break.
If you're not willing to sacrifice these little things...
I mean, if that's all you have to do to fight, that's not much.
You know, so these are the things you can do.
Stop using YouTube.
I mean, God almighty, they're commies.
And PayPal's the same way.
PayPal's commie as crap.
Shut them down.
If everybody stopped, if every conservative in this country would shut their PayPal down, they would probably go under tomorrow.
And it's not like, what are you giving up?
You just go over, sign up for the Give, Send, Go, and you can still do the same exact thing you're doing now.
Exactly.
Just like with Rumble and YouTube.
Exactly.
There's no difference.
Well, we unfortunately take PayPal right now.
We do.
We will be changing it, yeah.
We do.
Because it's such a fast, easy method.
We did it when we first started.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that because they don't put me in charge of the money.
Jules don't let me in charge of the money.
Right.
I don't know if I'm a better alternative since I just had my account completely shut down.
This is real.
Let's get rid of it.
Seriously.
I mean, I didn't even know we had it.
I'm looking into all kinds of things.
Use something else.
Anything.
I'm working on it.
Look, I gave it up.
I had it on my website to buy my books and stuff.
I got rid of it when they started doing this.
It's going to have to happen because, you know what, if I don't get rid of them, they're going to get rid of me.
Get rid of it!
I will.
As soon as I get my bank account figured out, which is all I've been doing.
Yeah, I know you're in a mess right now.
I'm in a total mess.
Are you kidding?
We're using Rumble.
We shit can YouTube.
Let's get rid of it.
I didn't know you had PayPal.
Oh, yeah.
I wouldn't have said that.
You can tell we don't prepare for this show ahead of time.
There's all kinds of methods.
Look, there's 18 different ways to pay to buy a book of mine or something.
You don't need any of that stuff.
Everybody's like, you do PayPal.
They'll email me.
I say, I sure do not.
They're communists.
I'm not using them for anything.
Go fund me.
Same.
Yeah.
GoFundMe is just as bad.
They are.
I mean, if Coca-Cola gets out of line, drink a Pepsi.
If Pepsi gets out of line, drink some water.
It's better for you.
Well, here's the whole deal.
I don't even watch television.
I don't recognize anybody in my own town.
I'm off Netflix.
I don't watch any of it.
None of it.
I don't support it at all in any capacity.
And so, you know what?
It hasn't been that hard to turn that stuff off.
I get my news online from trusted sources, people that I know are doing the research and are getting the information.
I wouldn't even know what to do if somebody were to turn on CNN, okay?
I would probably just walk out laughing because it's such a joke to me.
Their reporting has been proven wrong over and over and over again.
If you haven't watched any real news in a while, just watch Good Morning America for an hour.
And you will not believe how dumb it all is because you've studied and you know how things really work and how they talk to their audience and how dumb.
I mean, they're talking to them like little babies.
And saying these things to them, and it's all fake, and it's just, you have to just, sometimes, just if you don't do it, just do it.
Just watch Good Morning America or something like that for an hour, and you'll be going, oh my god!
Oh, it's bad, aren't you?
They might as well be going, goo-goo-goo-goo-gag-gag-goo-boo-boo-boo to their audience.
I swear it's that bad.
It's that dumbed down to morons.
Well, I see the clips.
In fact, you had Jean-Pierre on The View today, and I hate to make you suffer through it.
Oh, God.
But I've got all of her clips.
And that's really it.
Let's just don't play them.
They are going to be lies and suck.
Let's just don't listen to them.
I mean, they're just so bad.
But there was one I wanted to play, and it was on the plan on illegal immigration.
And there's a reason for it.
Check this out.
Vice President Kamala Harris a couple weeks ago said the border is secure, but we know we've seen an unprecedented migrant crisis.
More than 2 million apprehended by the end of September.
And the Biden administration has started engaging in lateral flights to help alleviate the pain basically on border communities.
What is the administration planning to deal with the ongoing crisis of illegal immigration?
So let's step back for a second because there's a lot going on that we just want to make sure that folks who are watching understand.
So what we have seen these past couple of months, even this past year, is that we have seen an increase with Venezuelans, Nicaragans, and Cubans.
We have seen a 121% increase since last year.
So we're talking about places that have a communist regime and they are trying to leave that communist regime.
And so you're seeing this issue across the Western Hemisphere.
Now when you look at Northern Central America, the migration there has gone down the last three months by almost 43%.
So we have a new type of migration that's happening.
All of our regional partners are dealing with that.
We are talking with them.
We're in constant communication.
Okay, so, yes.
A whole bunch of bumble, dump, jumble, right?
That's what she does.
No, let's step back.
Okay, listen.
When you close the border, it doesn't matter where they come from.
It's closed.
It doesn't matter.
Where they're coming from is insignificant.
The border's wide open.
They're coming from everywhere.
Just say it.
Everywhere.
It doesn't matter if it's 121, 500% more here, 20% down.
This one's down 5%.
It doesn't matter.
They're all coming because your border is open.
You didn't even ask the softest ball question I've ever heard in my life, by the way.
You know what's interesting to me, though?
What I picked up from what she was talking about there was that she was saying that these people that are coming into our country are fleeing communism.
They're welcoming people here that are used to being controlled.
While they are ousting us, you see what's happening.
I mean, this is a full-blown almost admission to what they're doing.
We've been talking about it.
You've seen several clips over the years about how they welcome immigrants in here and their idea.
The goal here is to replace the average American citizen.
This is their opportunity.
These people are used to living under a communist regime.
It's just, that's their excuse now.
Well, what we're seeing now, you're talking about, who cares?
The border's wide open.
They're all coming in.
How many people come in total?
It doesn't matter if they're from, you know, the Island of Misfit Toys.
I don't care if they're from the South Pole.
Right.
I don't care if they live in a hut in the equator.
I don't care if they're millionaires.
They're flying over here from Iran.
The border's wide open.
Close it.
None of them people come in.
It doesn't matter what country send them because they can't get in, idiot.
It's so true.
Well, here you go.
They can't win if they don't cheat.
House Democrats have voted to give aliens the right to vote in a unanimous vote, of course.
So they're working on that right now.
The House Judiciary Committee Democrats voted to support non-citizens the right to vote in our elections.
Can you imagine going over to France and saying, hey, I want to vote for somebody besides Macron in their elections?
You know what happened to you?
Off with his head.
Is what would happen to you.
So they want open elections to match their open borders.
They absolutely are trying to do away with the process in which we have in order to where our vote counts, where we make a difference, where we plan the future of this country.
And this is what they've introduced.
This is unbelievable.
Not one Democrat voted with Republicans on the McClintock Amendment.
So let the whole world vote, they're saying.
Why not?
This is what they're shooting for.
Oh, they're crazy.
Oh, yeah.
You better go out and take somebody to vote in November because this is a very important election.
We've got to get one of the gavels to stop this because they're destroying the country.
I mean, it's bad.
Oh, it is so bad.
And I'm glad to see that the governors are stepping in here.
Thursday, June, Joe Biden is leading human trafficker, Coyote Joe.
Got it all in here.
As quickly as you can come in, come into this country.
And they've got the cartoon right here.
But it's true.
It's gotten completely out of control.
And then you had DeSantis who punked everybody.
DeSantis planned to ship illegal aliens to Biden's Delaware home arrives.
Not even close.
The media was just standing around waiting.
Now, you haven't seen anybody standing around waiting and taking pictures at the border.
No, they don't even go to the border.
They will not go there because it's too dangerous.
But yet they're showing up at posh Martha's Vineyard in Delaware at Biden's home.
The racist Martha's Vineyard.
The most racist place on earth.
If you go there and you're brown, you get a free ferry ride to an army base.
They call in the National Guard.
Oh my God!
Call in the National Guard, Margaret!
We're not going to be able to have margaritas tonight at Flu Flu's.
There's 50 brown people.
Ow!
Ow!
Ring, ring, National Guard?
Yeah.
Yeah, there's brown people.
We're real months in your city brown people.
Help me.
Call Joe Biden personally.
He had dinner with me last night.
I smoked crack with honor.
Help me.
That's about how the conversation would go.
Oh my gosh.
It is so bad right now.
These people don't even make any sense at all, but I think it's just awesome.
Badly stung by Governor Ron DeSantis' brilliant idea to drop two plane loads of illegal immigrants into swanky Martha's Vineyard last week, the media swarmed over the rumors that more migrants were headed to resident Biden's home in Delaware, flocking to the airport to greet him, but being left with egg dripping on their faces when nobody showed up.
So there they all were.
They're just waiting for that big photo op, but no one came.
They're just all standing around, just waiting for this big influx of these new arrivals.
Unreal, isn't it?
He should have psyched them out.
He should have sent them to Martha Vineyard again.
That would have been even better because nobody would have been there.
I know.
Divert the plane.
Exactly.
That would have been perfect.
But we also have some news.
You know, Bill Barr, one of your faves and mine, he lied, of course.
And here you go.
This is right out from the Gateway Pundit.
FOIA requests revealed there were no DOJ investigations on election fraud.
Of course there wasn't.
I've said this all the time.
After 2020 election, as Bill Barr claims...
It's 6 a.m.
on the night they shut down everybody and kicked the Republicans out and started bringing in hundreds of thousands of ballots that are 99% Joe Biden and then truckloads of ballots from all over the place.
We all saw it.
There's pictures of it and the mules ran it and everything.
And it's 6 a.m.
when all these swing states started flipping from 600,000 votes favor Trump to Biden suddenly in one second.
And then Bill Barr comes out.
Yeah, we've investigated this and there's no election fraud.
I'm like, what?
You investigated it at one hour.
So he's full of shit.
I wish they'd quit giving him any kind of a format to talk on anything.
He's a liar.
He's in on it.
He was in on the whole thing.
Just a total fraud.
A complete fraud.
And that is what's so wonderful.
But here we are talking about it and that's what landed you on this Washington Compost article.
So I hope the lamestream media is listening and they will take that latest clip from Cat Turd and post it everywhere because everybody knows what happened.
Everyone knows.
We were all there.
We were watching the election and then all of a sudden they stopped counting?
Yeah.
The first time in history they stopped counting only In the five states that Trump was winning by a landslide, only those.
Everybody else kept counting.
And then there it goes.
In the middle of the night, he's winning $600,000 in Pennsylvania, $250,000 in Michigan, $180,000 in Wisconsin.
And with 60% to 80% showing, that's over.
You call it at that point.
But no.
This miracle happened.
They shut down.
They were tired because the election ends at 8 and at 9 o'clock, after one hour after the polls closed, they got really tired.
There was a water main break in Georgia.
That caused that one.
Wink, wink.
And then here they come.
And everybody wakes up in the morning.
Lo and behold, a million total votes in just those five states came in for all Joe Biden.
You've got to be an idiot.
I mean, you can call it the big lie.
You can put me on the list of 77, the list of 33, the list of, I don't care.
You can put me on the list of 3, the list of 455.
If you can't see that from a mile away, this isn't like, you have to be average Hitchcock and whoever else, the detective, to figure this out.
You don't have to be.
It's just common sense.
It never happened before.
And it was all coordinated.
Within five minutes, five states who have never stopped counting ever in the history of presidential election decided within minutes of each other to stop counting just those states that were in the places that Trump looks like he was going to win a landslide.
Give me a break.
We're not stupid.
No.
You're the big lie.
You're the big lie.
You can talk about all you want.
You're never going to change my mind.
And they were holding back results, right?
And they continued to count and count and count at their leisure.
We saw the videos.
You've seen 2,000 mules.
And if you haven't, I hope you do.
Because that's another good one.
There's no question what happened.
This is not even counting.
The AGs of Michigan and everywhere else changing election laws.
I'm just going to do it without even consulting the state lawmakers in the House, which was illegal, and rolling out the Zuckerberg ballots.
And all him, $400 million he put into it, or the FBI coming up to Facebook and them and saying, hey, don't run the Hunter story, don't run the Hunter story, and covering for everything, the FBI getting involved, and then social media banning anybody that was for Trump.
And so, I mean, it just goes on and on and on.
We're not idiots.
They cheated.
Is there anything you don't know about that?
Washington Post, listen very carefully.
They cheated.
You know it.
I know it.
And you know I know you know it.
And there you go.
That's it.
Yeah, stop lying.
You can lie to your stupid readers who believe the earth is going to die because cow farts are farting.
You go tell that to them, somebody with no common sense.
And you can go to Harvard.
Go to the Harvard faculty lounge and talk to all them people with big, giant degrees that their parents paid for, their big Ivy League, them dummies that don't have any common sense with all your degrees.
And we're educated, and you're uneducated.
Hey, C. Hicks.
Go ahead.
You're never going to convince me because it's just not true.
Jeez, it's so bad.
Well, here he goes.
Barr said, okay, in December 2020, U.S. Attorney General Bill Barr said there was no evidence of widespread voter fraud in the 2020 election.
There's a video to go with this article.
You can watch him.
I can't listen to him.
But anyway, Barr said there was no evidence of widespread voter fraud, and he defied President Donald Trump's ongoing efforts to reverse the results.
Barr repeated this claim several times since leaving the office as President Trump's Attorney General.
Now there is proof that Bill Barr is and was lying.
On Thursday, former Trump advisor Jeffrey Clark, the director of litigation at the Center for Renewing America, joined Steve Bannon on the War Room.
Jeffrey Clark told Steve the Center for Renewing America sent out FOIA requests for 12 U.S. attorney districts from the 2020 battleground states.
Bill Barr sent out a memo on November 9, 2020, saying there should be an investigation of the elections.
Jeff Clark told Steve Bannon the FOIA requests have come back from every district but one with no documents.
No investigations were done as a result of that memo.
There is only one of the 12 districts that has not yet come in, and that's the Eastern District of Pennsylvania.
The U.S. attorney of the Eastern District asked to investigate issues in his district.
Barr denied the request.
Bill Barr lied to the American public, and now he's caught.
So this was a great interview on the War Room episode.
As you know, Steve Bannon has also been attacked in several ways because of his support for President Trump and for being a conservative.
Look what they're charging Lindell with.
You see that?
What they're trying to put him in prison for.
Oh my word.
Let's just make up some stuff.
Sure.
Why not?
I mean, just join the list of things.
It's outrageous.
And they're really trying to make us the enemy here.
And they've done a really good job.
I mean, look at the guy that freaked out because of a meme.
This is how dangerous they are.
They can't even handle it.
I mean, I'm on your page right now.
This one is from the Hill.
Justice Department investigating MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell over potential identity theft, damage to protected computer.
Damage to a protected computer.
You know, because that crime, you know, the Damage to a Protected Computer Task Force in every city that's so important to law enforcement are just making stuff up.
You damaged your own computer.
You're going to jail.
You mowed your grass.
You mowed your grass.
Death-killing grass law coming at you.
I mean, my God, it's just they're just making this shit up.
Oh my goodness sakes.
I mean, seriously, when I say if they can target us, they will target you.
It's just a matter of time.
And I hate that it has to get to that point where other people have to suffer as a result to wake them up.
But it's going to happen.
And I don't care.
That does not exclude the left.
They're in just as much trouble.
They're having to live under this regime, too, whether they notice it or not right now.
One day they're going to wake up and they're going to say, wait, wait, what do you mean?
I can't complain that my bills are too high, that I can't afford groceries, that I cannot get to work.
What do you mean that's against free speech?
I mean, I thought that was against free.
I mean, what about my free speech?
And you're going to see them all of a sudden their eyes blink open because it's going to happen to them, too.
No one's excluded from this.
No one.
No one is safe from this.
And they're just cheering it on.
It's just like clapping seals.
Just morons.
Oh boy.
I mean, we're fighting for your freedoms because you're too dumb to.
That's ridiculous.
I don't want to fight for your freedoms.
I have to because you're too dumb to do it yourself.
Well, it's true.
It's gotten so bad.
And I just want to thank everybody that is supporting the show right now and yesterday, the ones that I missed.
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Screw that.
I'm getting rid of all the crap.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure out something.
Trust me, I just have to find more hours in the day between this and my full-time job and then running to banks like a crazy woman all week.
It has been an insane.
I'll cut you some slack since I canceled your whole life this week.
I mean, I'm just like, I swear I cannot, I can't catch up with myself.
So, Daniels, thank you so much.
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But yes, this is where we are.
I mean, they're going to attack anybody for everything.
It's insane.
Every single time I open up the news, I just go, oh, but of course.
Of course.
Of course they're going after another conservative.
And that's really sad that that's my reaction now.
But it is.
I'm numb to it.
After seeing what they've done to January Sixers.
A year ago.
Wow.
A year ago, we had...
A guy plowing through a parade of white people because they were white.
They offered him bond.
How many killed?
Six?
Mamed 15?
And then we just had a guy who admits running over an 18-year-old kid with his whole life ahead of it, did nothing wrong, runs him down, kills him, gets out on a $50,000 bond, so what's 10% of that?
That's why he's got to pay a damn bell bomb, and so nothing to get out.
And he's sitting there complaining, well, I got a family and a wife.
I don't really should have to pay anything.
I don't want to ruin my family and my bank account.
He was saying that.
And we got January 6 people sitting up there in prison now for a year and a half for misdemeanor trespassing, for going through an open door that the police opened.
They're sitting there and staying in solitary confinement and no bail.
This is the country we live in right now.
It's all hands on deck.
It's hunting season for conservatives, and they all prove it.
And the Republican Party apparently does too, because they ain't saying nothing about anything, as usual.
They're not doing a thing about a thing.
I have to do their damn job too.
I know.
They should be screaming like I'm screaming.
I'm not getting paid to do it.
I'm doing a show.
That breaks even and they're getting paid $186,000 a year and I'm up here having me and you both are up here doing their job for them.
What they should be doing is saying what we're saying every day and as loud as they can to anybody that'll listen.
All day every day and you know what I'm telling you this is where we what we have to do we don't have a choice.
That's really how I see it.
I mean, it's gotten to the point where if we don't say something, if we don't do something, if we aren't involved, then they're just going to just take this country and no one's going to do anything about it.
You have a First Amendment right to say what you want.
You can say...
I mean, let me tell you something.
Every single time the...
Democrats have lost the presidential election, especially since Bush-Gore.
They have screamed they cheated.
John Kerry, they cheated, they cheated, they cheated.
Al Gore still says they cheated him out of it.
Hillary Clinton listed 500 different ways they cheated her out of it.
She was giving seminars on how, yeah, how much they cheated.
And then cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, and everybody's a cheater.
And then they actually cheated, and we called out.
You can't You can't say cheating.
You can't say cheating.
It's disinformation.
Me saying they cheated in the election is not disinformation.
I have an opinion.
I can say anything I want to say.
And I'm going to.
And you can't stop me.
I'm going to keep saying it.
The vaccines suck too, on top of that.
You hearing that, Washington Post?
They suck.
Everybody that takes it gets it two, three times.
They're not effective at all.
They lied totally about it.
It's not my fault that they suck.
I didn't invent the vaccine.
I didn't invent a shitty vaccine that sucks.
We didn't force you to take it either.
They did.
That's right.
We said all along on this show, we're not anti-vax, we're not anti-anything.
If you want to take 70 of them, I don't care.
But don't tell me I have to take it.
That's my right.
I have a right to the medicine that goes into my body.
You don't.
You don't.
You know, the media and the Democrat Party, they don't tell me what to put in my body.
Go screw yourself.
I'm not doing it.
You don't have to hold me down.
I get 10 people to hold me down and put anything like that in my body intestine.
When I said we were going to double down, I meant it.
I hope you're into those spicy burritos.
I hope this becomes something that you normally do because it really looks good on you.
Yeah, and they act like it's our fault for saying it.
I know.
They've got Fauci up there and all these idiots up there saying it was going to be 96% effective.
Then they just kept changing it through the weeks, 78, 56.
And then the Pfizer came out.
Now we know it's 12%.
And then, you know, they come out, well, you can't sue them.
I don't care if you have a heart attack, if you die, if you break out in hives, if you can't get pregnant no more, if you have a low sperm count, they don't care.
You can't sue them.
They protected them.
And they just keep doing it and do this and push this.
And it doesn't work.
And then it was like, and they literally went to the dictionary and Wikipedia and changed the definition of what a vaccine is.
That's how ridiculously wrong they were.
I didn't do that.
It's not my fault that the vaccine sucks.
It's not.
It just does.
And I just say, hey, the vaccine sucks.
You know why?
Because it sucks.
If it was the greatest vaccine in the world, I'd say, man, it's a vaccine.
Can you believe it?
It's a miracle.
You just take it and you'll never get COVID, man.
Just like the polio vaccine and this and that.
It's a miracle.
It's the greatest thing since sliced bread.
This magazine rocks.
That's what I would say if it was good, but it's not.
It sucks.
It's absolutely the opposite.
It's garbage.
It sucks.
It doesn't do nothing.
Mmm, my gosh.
Well, it does do something.
It does do something.
And that is yet to see because a lot of people are getting awfully sick as a result of it.
There's so many people.
I mean, so sick.
It is so sad.
You can't go a day, you can't go 10 minutes online without seeing a 23-year-old high school student was playing golf and hit a golf ball and a lot every day, a track star, across the finish line, dies, tennis, I mean, yeah.
You can't go 10 minutes without seeing one.
And they've even made up sudden death syndrome.
It's from long COVID. I swear to God.
Exactly.
Myocarditis in people that are really young.
This is now a real thing.
I'm just looking at things.
I'm just a normal person looking at things.
And I'll just tell you my opinion, but I have that right to my opinion.
You, Washington Post, and all these other newspapers, the New York Slimes, and all the CNNs and MSNBCs, y'all have an agenda to protect, and y'all get paid millions and millions of dollars, unlike me, to protect the Democrat Party and to protect that government.
You're supposed to be the press.
You're supposed to be the overseers of overreach by the government, but you're not.
You're not.
You're bed pals.
You wake up every morning.
You look to your left, and there's Don Lemon.
You look to your right.
And there's the Democrat National Convention.
I mean, you should be ashamed of yourself.
You're the misinformation.
You're the liar.
You're the one destroying the country.
Not me for just saying, hey, I'm looking at things honestly, and this is what happens.
It's so true.
Well, they want to make sure that we don't have another January 6er.
So this is out from the post-millennium.
Breaking news.
House invokes the January 6th to pass bill modifying electoral college certification process.
So this bill specifically invokes the Capitol riot on January 6th, 2021, and President Trump as reasons that the Electoral Count Act of 1887 should be amended to prevent other future unlawful efforts to overturn presidential elections and to ensure future peaceful transfers of presidential power.
Zayos is in danger again, five buildings away.
Oh my god.
She wasn't even in the building.
It's the craziest thing ever.
My favorite thing of the whole January 6th was when the squad got up there and they weren't even there.
And they started fake crying.
I mean bawling.
Oh god, I couldn't stop laughing.
It was so fake.
Yeah, I wasn't there, but I saw it on TV. And it really hurt me.
Oh my god.
I mean, who can believe these people?
They're all liars.
Let me tell you something.
If you're never attacking power and you claim to be a journalist, you're not.
All you are is a communist propagandist for the government.
That's all you are.
And we see through it.
And that's why you want me banned because I know it and I call you that.
And so you got to have me banned because I'm someone who can speak the truth against you because you're a liar.
I'm not the liar.
No.
And they're afraid of people that speak out.
That's the whole thing, obviously.
And they are doing everything that they possibly can.
So, of course, this is really interesting.
It will not surprise you at all.
The bill was written by Republican Wyoming Representative, your favorite Liz Cheney, and Democrat California Representative Zoe Lofgren, specifically invokes The Capitol riot on January 6,
2021, and former President Donald Trump as reasons that the Electoral Count Act of 1887 should be amended to prevent other future unlawful efforts to overturn presidential elections and to ensure future peaceful transfers of presidential power.
There was a peaceful transfer.
It was so peaceful, they caught in the national cards every 2,000 people.
Oh my God, it's so ridiculous.
Liz Cheney, let me explain something to you.
When you lose by 40, you're in a combo, and you lose by more percentage points than anybody in 100 years of politics, that means go away.
Do the equals?
Get lost.
That's exactly what it means.
Oh my gosh.
And she's still up there acting as important as ever and she's going to continue running this whole sham hearing process because that's what she does.
But now she's introduced a bill too, which means she's going to continue to do this Up until the very end, until they get her to write a book or join a panel on CNN when her term is over, because, you know, she lost by such a tremendous amount.
Yeah, and she's so interesting.
I mean, if she cracked a smile, her whole face would break like glass and fall onto the floor.
Have you ever seen the lady smile?
No.
She talks in a moment.
Yeah, I'd like to say, you know, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.
I mean, it's just...
Think about that.
You're a grown woman, and your whole life's become...
Get up in the morning and talk about Trump.
Go to bed talking about Trump.
Trump, Trump.
Every tweet, Trump.
Every of your committees, Trump.
All at your dinner table, I guarantee you, Trump.
I bet her husband...
It's so tired of hearing Trump because Trump comes out of her mouth way more than you, buddy.
Oh, constantly.
That's saying something, isn't it?
Oh, this is the thing.
I mean, he is going to live indefinitely in these people's heads, and they can't get away from him.
You see what's happening with Letitia James and everything else filing another lawsuit.
They're just going to keep coming because they don't want him to run because they know he's going to win and they are trying everything that they can do to stop it.
Every trick in the book.
It is so true.
My God.
It is so true.
The main reason they're talking about him now all of a sudden even more is because they have nothing to run on.
Right.
They got the highest gas prices in history for, like, how many days in a row?
It was 100 and something days.
They got the highest inflation in 40 years.
We're in a recession.
The stock market's crashing.
So they don't want to talk about that.
They want to run on, we hate Trump.
And, I mean, he's not even running.
That's the funny part about it.
But that's when you know they don't have anything.
Every one of them talk about Trump right now.
It's a 2020 midterm.
It's not even a presidential election.
And it's two years away from the presidential election.
And that's all I can talk about.
That's it.
I mean, this woman is never going to stop going after him.
She promised that she was going to go after him.
She ran on it.
Oh, my God.
No.
And she ran on it.
This is how she ran her campaign.
If I had to just have dinner with her, I think I'd swear I'd get ice picks and just jam them in my ears and make myself deaf so I didn't have to listen to her for an hour.
My God.
How does anybody put up with that?
I don't know.
How can you be around people that are just bitter and angry all the time?
Constantly.
Bitter and angry.
They don't laugh.
I mean, these people never laugh.
There's no joy in them.
No.
There's no joy.
Remember when, hey, Whoopi Goldberg used to be a comedian, everybody.
I know if you're older, you don't remember that because she's just bitter, angry, yelling.
You just let politics rot your brain, rot your soul, rot your happiness, rot your joy, rot your humor, your laughter, just rot everything.
And you're wrong about it all.
God, what a life!
I mean, this is so true.
They're the angriest people in the world and here they control everything right now.
I mean, let's face it.
They have the House, they have the Senate, they have the residency.
With the resident in charge, they can control every single one of his moves.
Everything's Trump's fault.
Oh, everything's Trump's fault.
And I love when President Trump responds.
So I'm going to head over to his page over there on Truth Social.
And if you are not signed up for Truth Social, please make sure that you do so.
I get nothing for saying that.
I just want to see you over there.
They mention it in that article.
They go, Gab Getter.
All these people went to Gab Getter and the struggling truth.
Trump's struggling Truth Social.
They said that in the article.
And I'm like, wait a minute.
They've got more users than the other ones already.
What are you talking about?
They're just not filled with bots, right?
Twitter got rid of the real people and put in bots in our places is what happened there.
So, yeah, everybody knows that.
I wonder how all that's going to pan out.
Oh, it's going to be interesting.
I don't know.
I think Twitter's dead.
And if Elon Musk can do something about it, he's going to have a lot of work ahead of it.
Oh, if he can get old of it.
And I think he's full of it on a lot of things.
I'm a 50-50 Elon Musk fan.
I really like him with some things, and he's just, you know, pushing the global warming put.
You think he really believes in global warming.
He's selling electric cars.
Right.
I mean, this is what he does.
He's getting rich.
He's getting real rich.
Oh, my God.
I mean, if you're Colonel Sanders, you don't say, man, I really like that beef.
Man, what are you eating tonight, Colonel Sanders?
You know what?
I can't wait to have a big, giant steak.
I mean, it's not that they really believe it, but, you know, it's chicken, chicken, chicken.
So if people are wondering how Cat Turd comes up with his amazing tweets, this is how he does it.
This is actually what goes on in his head.
In my warped, ridiculous brain.
So here's what President Trump puts on his page.
This is the very first one.
This is from Kurt Schlichter.
And he says, here's how the New York AG civil lawsuit will go.
One.
Once Trump is served, he takes a few weeks to respond.
He probably cannot remove the case since there are New York defendants, so no diversity.
Now we're in mid-October.
He moves to dismiss.
I have only skimmed this dog's breakfast of a complaint, but what popped out to me for the parts I looked to There's no loss.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Damages are hard to prove, right?
In any court.
Listen, the bank, if you go get a bank loan, okay, I'm going to go get a bank loan, all right, and you get a bank loan, you think a millionaire wants to buy, a billionaire wants to build a high-rise in New York, pays the interest rate that you pay on your house right now, or if you want to do an addition to your room, everybody's evaluated by their financial, and they all have these, I mean, at his level, these are huge, giant, People, man, that are used to this huge, big, big, and they're like, okay, can he pay back?
So he's going to get this rate, and this guy's going to get this rate.
And then he did that, and he paid everybody back.
They made money.
He got his money, and he built whatever.
And then everybody's happy.
There's nobody damaged here.
That's right.
And that's the thing.
You have to have damages in order to prove your case.
And there isn't any.
So that is one real big factor here.
So other causes of action may have damages allegations.
We'll see.
But there are plenty of other grounds to move to dismiss that just leap off the page.
Let's get real.
Still, if they thought that Trump, that they would have filed a criminal case, but they have to prove that beyond a reasonable doubt.
A civil suit is preponderance of the evidence.
They had no criminal case.
They chose civil fraud to impress dumb people.
So the initial motion to dismiss will not be heard before the midterm.
The real mission was accomplished by filing suit in time to influence the election.
She's a prosecutor.
Exactly.
They filed charges criminally.
Right.
She's filing a lawsuit because she don't have nothing.
She can't prove it.
It's in civil court.
Oh my God.
Yes, this is all about midterms.
These are optics.
This is what they are doing.
So it's not so early that this garbage case can be tossed out before the election.
Absolutely.
He expects the case will be dropped or tossed after a couple of motions to dismiss rounds.
Maybe there will be a small settlement.
She's got an election here in, what, five, six weeks, six, seven weeks?
They've got to get rid of her.
And she's way behind in the polls.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, people are really getting tired of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here you are.
These people are scared.
They go outside and they smell piss, shit, and weed.
And that's it.
In that order.
Piss, shit, and weed.
In that order.
And it all mixes together.
It's like the shit weed.
And that's what you smell when you're in New York City.
You can't walk a hundred yards without somebody coming up, knocking you over the head, pulling a knife on you, trying to carjack you.
And then when they do, and they beat you up, and then you got blood coming out of your ears, and they break your arms.
Then you look up, and four hours later, We're good to go.
They are.
They're just so out of control right now.
But like you said, they're desperate.
That's all this is about.
This is desperation at its finest.
No question.
And so now you've got Hochul, the governor, who has agreed...
To a Spectrum News debate, Zeldin criticizes decision.
So she agreed Wednesday to participate.
Remember, a lot of these Democrats are absolutely refusing.
They are absolutely refusing to debate people.
They do not want for people to know what their real views are.
They don't want to get into a situation where they look bad.
So she's agreed, but Zeldin did not immediately accept criticizing Hochul's decision to wait until late October for a debate and only agreeing to one debate so far.
This is absolutely unacceptable, he said, how much contempt Kathy Hochul has towards New Yorkers that she is trying to pathetically...
She's never been voted in, by the way.
Exactly.
She's never been elected.
Right.
She pathetically to get away with just one election debate over a month after absentee ballots started going out.
We should have live televised debates right now.
This is what Selden said.
She don't know how to talk about anything but climate change and transgender rights.
That's it.
That's her whole...
Yeah.
She wouldn't even be up there if old nipple ring groper didn't resign.
Yeah.
Good lord.
Oh my god.
He's like, what, 70 years old and, you know, he's wearing tight shirts with, you know, nipple rings with loops in them about two inches wide.
Oh my god, this guy's so bad.
Old governor nipple ring.
Yes.
And then, lord, don't walk by him in the hallway with nobody around.
You can get your butt grabbed.
Buck grabbed, your hair sniffed, you'd think he was around Joe Biden.
I love it.
It's outrageous.
I mean, the whole thing, when you start seeing, and also his brother, they got rid of him at CNN as well, because the whole family there, too, is another example of Democrats.
What did he say on his show?
He said something.
So let's get into it or something like that.
I forgot what it was.
Every show was so dumb.
I never watched him.
Let's get after it or something like that.
I can't remember.
It was so dumb.
Well, this economy is seeing a lot of issues as a result.
I got a hurricane that might be barreling down.
Oh, you have a hurricane, too.
Yes, you do.
And please, God, don't let that hit me with this.
You know, I got just killed in Hurricane Michael, which is still the strongest hurricane that ever hit.
It's Category 5.
Mexico Beach got destroyed.
I mean, leveled.
There was no standing building anywhere.
It was like a bomb went off.
And then poor St.
Joe's just building back.
Mexico Beach still hadn't built back yet.
There's still not even hardly a restaurant down there.
And it's getting there.
And everywhere around here, and even my farm is just now getting back to looking good again.
Oh my God, now they got this thing coming.
There's like 18 spaghetti models already, and 10 of them are hitting me over my house.
I'm like, oh please.
I was supposed to go see my mom this weekend.
I had to cancel her.
Because I have to get ready just in case.
Even if it don't hit, you have to be ready.
If you're not ready, you can't get ready.
Because I was going to leave Saturday and come back Tuesday, especially Wednesday or Thursday.
So I'm like, man, I'm sorry.
I'll have to come up next weekend if it doesn't hit here, but I can't go.
Well, how is your mom?
Is she okay?
Yeah, she's doing okay.
Her hip's doing actually good, but her heart's just so bad.
She's in her 80s.
I don't know how much longer she has, but...
She's hanging in there.
She just, you know, she just don't feel good.
She's been in the hospital a long time.
Once you're in the hospital for...
A month.
It's depressing, you know?
Oh, certainly is.
I bet she's going to be here.
So I was really trying to get up this weekend to go see her, but I can't with this new hurricane thing.
I was actually already packing up, getting everything ready.
And I was even thinking, I might leave tomorrow.
But then somebody just showed me this day.
I said, well, there's nothing like that.
That's how the last one hit.
I was coming back from Miami when I heard it, and I was like, what?
In two days?
I mean, it went from a one to a five in hours.
Man, I have no idea how I survived.
I was in a closet.
I have them 100-year-old oak trees.
They were falling down like pixie sticks.
See, I only had Pedro then.
I've got nine animals now.
Of course, I did have two cats and Pedro.
But I can't just pack up.
No.
I don't even have the vehicles to carry all these.
I can't pack up, you know, all these huge animals up and just, oh, I'm just going to go up here and hang out.
And the problem with leaving is, and I've been through like six hurricanes now, big ones, and I've had my house destroyed three times in them.
You can't get back in.
If it's bad, they won't let you come back in.
And you can't because there's so many trees.
I mean, there were so many trees on the one highway that goes to my house.
It took them a week, 10 days to clear.
And you can't just, what am I going to do?
So you have to kind of stay.
And that five was rough.
Oh, I can imagine.
I'm going to tell you, I got a picture, and I'll try to post it online that I took, but you think about a cell tower.
I got a picture of one bent over, almost touching the ground with a tip in the U. I mean, a tornado can't even hardly do that, but that's what that hurricane did.
It was just...
It's devastating.
I cannot tell you what it looked like around here.
There was just nothing left.
Oh my gosh, that is so dangerous.
And you know what?
You're so far out in the country that even if you were, I mean, it's not like you can say, okay, well, let's just have somebody come in here and watch my dogs.
No, they don't want to go there either.
We didn't have power for six weeks.
That's what I'm saying.
This isn't like a convenience day.
I mean, I'm worried about you staying there, but I don't know how you can manage to get out of there either.
I mean, when you say that you prepare, what are you doing to prepare?
Well, you know, my generator, I tried to crank my generator.
It's not working.
I got to clean out the carburetor.
You got to get water.
You got to get all this stuff ready, gas.
And you got to do it like now because if it doesn't show, you got plenty of gas to mow the yard for the next year.
But I've got all the stuff.
I've got the generators and the 10-gauge power cords.
I've got $1,000 worth of power cords that can run most of the stuff.
You just have to get water.
What I have to run is a window unit.
So I can sleep.
Because, I mean, it's 100 degrees.
It's 98 today down here.
Yeah, you can't.
I mean, and it's 105, 106 in your house.
You definitely can't get nothing done.
And then when they run out of gas and everything.
So you better have a bunch of gas.
And I've got so many.
I mean, a whole truckload.
Two truckloads I could go.
I've got so many gas cans.
And then you better have plenty of water.
And then the ability to always run like...
I'll run the AC in one room, just the bedroom, so the rest of the house will be hot.
And then I have to get some wire to my house on another generator, and so I can flush my toilets.
Because I want to pump.
Pump don't run.
I don't have sitting water.
I don't have no water.
I can't flush toilets.
I can't take a shower.
I had a guy on the last one that came down and he had an old 1984 big giant diesel debt generator, army generator on a trailer.
And he came down and rewired my house so I could at least...
With that diesel generator.
And the methane would run on five gallons for like 24 hours, even though it was big.
And, you know, we had to wire the house up.
And by the time he got here, it had been eight days since I took a shower in a hundred and something degrees.
Oh.
So, man, was I nasty.
I mean, I took a shower.
I looked like a tea bag.
I bet you did.
This is why I can't do it.
No.
Uh-uh.
I mean, I love the idea of the country, but you know what?
I would have way too much to learn at this point.
I would be a complete failure.
It's hard to say.
Please, God, don't let it hit me because then it hits somebody 100 miles away and devastates them.
But we paid our dues here over the last four years.
Geez, you definitely have.
Hopefully it'll go somewhere and hit Texas in one of them spots where nobody lives for 200 miles and don't affect anybody.
I hope it dies out.
I mean, you could go a lot of different places right now, but right now, the spaghetti model, you can see it.
I'm right there at the tip.
Yeah, you see that little tip that comes down in the panhandle up there at the top?
That's where I live.
We're all over going.
Oh, my gosh.
This is what we keep you in our prayers and the puppies and everything else.
My gosh.
And there's another thing that happens in a hurricane, especially coming up the gulf like that.
If you're on the west side of it, you're screwed.
The east side of it.
But if you're on the west side of it...
So what happens is, you know, it rotates a certain way.
So if you're on the...
Like if it hit me just 50 miles to the east of me...
Then the rotations, actually, the wind goes, it hits land, it hits land, it dies, it dies, and it comes back around and hits you from the north.
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
That, and then it's blowing the water in the gulf out, so there's not a lot of flooding.
So you're better off, if it hits 30, if the eye hits 30 miles to the east of you, you're better off than it hitting 100 miles to the west of you, because then you're getting the updraft.
Rotation.
You know what I'm saying?
And then it's blowing all the tides in, all the flood, and all the big, giant winds hitting me.
So that's what happened to Mike.
It hit like five miles.
The eye was like five to ten miles west of me.
Just the worst situation you could imagine.
Jeez.
Well, they've already named it.
That's the difference.
Yeah, and this is going to be something to definitely look at because this is a really big deal.
It looks like they've named it Fiona.
Is that the name of it, I believe?
I'd like to be named Hunter.
That'll be closer to midterms.
Oh, good Lord.
Oh my gosh.
But we'll see what happens.
But I'm going to stay probably no matter what.
And I do have hurricane ties on all my joices and every two by four and every header is wrapped in steel.
And I have all these hurricane ties and stuff in my house, which saved me.
I mean, last time, my house endured a hurricane five and my garage.
Because of all these hurricane ties that the previous owners have put in.
And I mean, the brick house next door, the whole roof came off and the bricks cracked in the middle of the house.
There's another church near me, their whole entire roof blew off.
So I was the only house within a long way away that come out pretty good, except for, you know, just $80,000 worth of tree damage and fence damage.
Wow.
Oh my gosh.
Well, here it is.
They're all talking about it.
Herman is who it is.
Oh, great.
And they're already talking about it everywhere.
It's a tropical wave.
You can see exactly where it's headed.
I don't mind getting wiped out by Michael, you know, but Herman better not get me.
Better not.
Absolutely not.
Is it Hermine?
Hermine?
H-E-R-M-I-N-E. Hermine.
Oh, yeah.
Hermine.
Anyway, it's going to be something to watch, but I'm serious.
Be really safe there.
I don't know.
I mean, I know what to do.
I've been through these before.
I know, but still, that's kind of worrisome because when it comes to tropical storms, you don't know what all can happen in something like that.
I wish it was a tropical storm.
It turned into a hurricane.
I mean, it's a tropical storm right now, but it's on its way.
And my parents were in Katrina.
So that was just complete and total chaos.
I was so scared for them.
I was so worried for two weeks I couldn't get a hold of them or anything.
You're on your own.
Yes, you are.
For a long time.
You are.
For a month.
You can't get there.
I thought, oh, okay, well, I'll just hop on a plane and go see my parents and make sure that everything's okay.
No.
What are you going to do if you get there?
Right.
For a long time, unless you've got a local tag.
Oh, it's hard.
They won't even let you in.
And I'm telling you, if you leave, there's a lot of times, seven, eight days from now, they will not let you back in.
So that's one of the things you have to think about.
You know, you can't protect your property.
If you've got animals, people that are farmers, it's got cows, horses, chickens, they can't leave.
Who's going to feed them?
I know.
They can't get back in.
If all the trees fall down the road and they can't clear it in time, all their livestock die.
So there's things to consider.
And I'll just have to do the best I can to figure it out.
But it might not even hit.
In five days from now, it might hit a landmass dead over to Mexico.
Who knows?
Right.
Oh, my gosh.
Right now.
And they'll say you're a conspiracy theorist.
Yeah.
You gotta watch these.
Well, four years ago, October the 10th, is when Michael destroyed me.
So it's been four years ago, almost to the day when this thing's gonna hit.
Boy.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you're in my prayers for sure.
Let me know if there's anything we can do over here to help you.
I'll just prep it up.
Prep it up and you hold on for dear life when it's happening.
If you've never been in You know, a tornado is higher winds, but, you know, a tornado might last 15, 20, 30 seconds a minute where you're at because they go fast.
But to have sustained winds of 150 to 160 for almost five and a half hours last time, man!
And it seems like 20 hours.
I was in a closet at the end and just huddled in the closet because, I mean, I was just like, you're just waiting for the roof to come off.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, that's blowing, Jack.
And this is with all of your puppies and everything else.
I mean, that's the thing.
You've got all kinds of stuff going on over there on the ranch.
Got to take care of everybody, but, you know, I can't just...
I might find a place to ship the puppy.
You know, if it's going to hit and it's going to be major, I'll probably try to get the puppy somewhere.
Yeah.
But, you know, who could even take my big dogs, you know?
Oh my gosh.
I'll probably just stick it out.
Surely somebody.
You got to stick it out and take care of what's yours.
It's just the way it is.
Plus, a lot of people down here need help.
You can't help them unless you're here.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, Catterd.
That's so scary.
That is really, really scary.
Well, you just do everything in advance.
Knowing how bad it is, what's scary.
If you've never been in something that hard, a five, or I've been in two fours and a five, man, it's rough.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you just keep going.
Let's just hope it doesn't hit me, but don't hit anybody else either.
Maybe it'll do some weird out-to-sea or something.
Yeah, I hope so, because that's so, so dangerous.
And that's the whole thing about these.
They're so unpredictable.
Okay, well, we'll keep you in our prayers and the puppies, too.
And don't even think for one second.
I always trust your judgment.
You know when to take them into the hospital.
You know when to get everybody where they need to go, even yourself.
And so I have no doubt that you'll make the right decision in this, too.
And I'm sure you already have some ideas if you had to evacuate what you wanted.
Well, everybody evacuates.
When everybody evacuates, you get stuck on the road.
There's no motels.
You can't move.
So you have to evacuate.
If you're going to evacuate, it's got to be three or four days ahead of time or you're just screwed.
You might as well not do it.
So that's three or four days away.
And then if you can't get back for seven or eight or nine, it's two weeks.
And then, you know, I run my business out of my home.
What if the post office blows over?
You know what I mean?
Now, I'm in the Christmas season where I make my living and then I can't even do my business.
So there's a lot to consider that goes on in your head.
So you have to, you know, there's...
But my experience was every time I've left, I've been way more screwed when I stayed.
Now, it'd be different if I'm not dumb.
If I lived on the beach, two blocks off the beach, of course I'd leave.
I'm 20 miles inland, though.
Remember that.
I've got one of the highest, driest lands of anywhere around here.
I'm not going to get any flooding, no matter what.
So that flooding kills a lot of people.
It's not the wind, the flooding, the ocean rise, the sea levels.
And the flooding kills tons of people.
So I don't have to worry about any of that.
Golly, this thing, this could be a huge, this could be a huge deal.
So right now, the storm is called Hermine.
And then I guess they're talking about if it turns into a hurricane.
Wow.
So it would happen like next Wednesday.
Yeah.
Well, it'll be near me by next Wednesday.
I'll know about Sunday or Monday, whether they hit the panic button or not.
And then, like I said, it could hit 50 miles to the east of me, and by the time the wind gets up and goes over land and dies and comes back down, it'll still be bad, but it's not going to be like 50 miles to the west of me.
Well, they're talking about a couple of them here.
Look at this whole thing.
It's saying that the Fox 35 storm team continues to track a lot of activity in the tropics, Hurricane Fiona, and Tropical Storm Gaston, as well as Tropical Wave, and you have Invest 98L, which could have an impact on Florida as our next named storm of the season, Hermine.
We'll just see what it does.
I am worried about you now.
Real worried about you.
No.
No, don't worry about me.
Well, you've got my prayers now.
I swear, you stay in my prayers.
Between you and the puppies and everything else.
And by the way, real quick, I want to know how the puppies are.
I want to know how Pedrina is.
Especially.
Is she okay?
Yeah.
I guess that, man, these puppies play hard.
I just tweeted two days before then that I don't say these puppies don't kill each other.
They play so rough.
So does Sweetie and Petey.
But I guess they were just wrestling, and I don't know their new names as much as my names, but Fatty ran into Padrina and knocked her hip out of place.
She screamed really loud.
Oh my gosh.
But they got it back in place, and they're walking her and all, but she just can't play with Fatty for a month.
They had a surgery, or you can pop it back into place, and then she can't play rough, so they have to be separated, which is horrible for the puppies and the owners, I'm sure.
But they're doing good, and they took her to a vet.
You couldn't ask for better owners than these puppies have.
That's exactly right.
Oh my gosh.
I trust their judgment, totally.
And Polly, Padrina.
And so this happened, and everybody has been sending me this, and so I wanted you to talk about it, what you know on it.
She's doing good.
They walked her yesterday, and she looks like she's walking good.
Good.
They had messaged me before they told everybody.
I was like, oh no, poor thing.
I know it.
And look, checking on her.
Oh, what a sweetheart.
But she's doing better if they're walking her now, so that's good news.
Oh, Fatty.
These are two really sweetest of sweet puppies.
They're just really...
They just had a really good time.
Yep.
They hate being away from each other.
Oh, look at that.
You know that's just torture.
It's like, let me in or let her out.
You gotta do it, though.
I know you do.
All right, everybody.
Well, we went over way over, and I'm sorry about that, but just lots of things going on in our little world, especially on Cat Turd Ranch.
It's never a dull moment.
No, it's not.
They are so sweet.
But anyway, if you'd like to see any of the articles that I read on the show today, you can definitely check out my social media page.
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Thank you for being so kind to all the newcomers, and be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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