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TGIF - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 7/29/2022 - Ep. 136
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Today is Friday, July 29th, 2022, episode number 136.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
It's Friday.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Finally.
Let's talk about the basement dummy.
Oh, gosh.
It's really almost sad.
It truly is.
I have to say that as much as I love to rag on him, because I do, it's so pathetic that it's a national embarrassment.
He's weakening us as a country.
Our enemies and allies are all sitting back there going, what has happened to America?
They really are.
I mean, it's a big joke.
When you have the Saudis that are actually making comedic skits about a US president, you know that you're in big trouble.
Yeah, they don't even care because they know he's so weak.
Yeah, he is so weak.
I was listening to Dan Bongino before the show, Dan Bongino's show, and he's always been real good to me.
He wears catbird mugs and sometimes on his show and shirts and all kinds of stuff.
Yeah, everybody's going to the Wikipedia pages that are verified to change things in Wikipedia.
He's got them all over there today going, you know, recess.
A recess is this, but not to be confused with recession, which is two quarters of negative growth.
Yeah.
And then like the 1939 recession under that, you know, and they're going to weird places, you know, which is traditionally two quarters of negative growth and just all over Wikipedia.
There's this army of people changing every little definition.
Oh my gosh.
On anything.
I mean, it's like quail eggs.
Quail eggs are this and this and not to be confused with two quarters.
Yeah.
Negative growth, which is a recession.
Two different things.
Exactly.
I mean, this is out from the Gateway Pundit.
Far left Wikipedia changes definition to recession to please regime.
Yeah, that's why they're doing it.
That's why they're counteracting doing this.
They're going on the page and just everything.
They're turning it.
And all these people that can have permission to go in there and change things, they're all getting booted out for permanently banned now, but they just keep doing it.
It's hilarious.
Well, you know what?
You just can't, you cannot stop the shock.
Even when you have media outlets like CNBC, this was their reaction yesterday.
Check this out.
That's up 5,000.
Oh my gosh!
Boy, not only was I wrong, down nine-tenths of 1% on first look at second quarter GDP. Down nine-tenths of 1%.
Okay, I know there's an organization that decides whether we're in a recession or not, but investors, they're not going to wait.
Two back-to-back negative quarters, it's not good.
Call it whatever you want.
Yeah.
It's shocking is what it is.
It's shocking he was wrong.
I was wrong again.
These people on these fake news networks like Jim Cramer and all these people sit there and scream and yell about stocks.
They're never right.
Ever.
No, they aren't.
And they're sitting there watching these numbers and their reaction basically says it all.
Say it with me.
Re-session.
That's what it is.
I mean, so they've got hundreds of people going to Wikipedia.
Now, Wikipedia changed the name for the Biden regime.
They're like the movie Recess.
The movie Recess is not to be confused with Recession, which is two quarters of negative growth.
They're doing that on everything on Wikipedia as we speak.
It's hilarious.
Oh, boy.
It is so, it's so pathetic.
And when people start talking about really the cost of inflation, revealed shock new research for DailyMail.com lays bare brutal toll of inflation under Biden as we break down why American families are paying a staggering $5,915 more on everyday items.
You can't help but know what this is.
American people are struggling.
And they're off.
They're way off.
They're like, gas is up 40%.
No, it's not.
I was paying $1.79 under Trump.
It's $4.23 now.
That's over double up.
That's 125% up.
That's right.
What do you mean it's up 40%?
Has anybody that was paying $2 of gas paying $2.80 right now?
That's up 40%.
Exactly.
I mean, I don't even know where they get these percentages.
They're all wrong.
I mean, you know, I'm not a calculus major, you know, and I'm not an astrophysicist or nothing, but if I'm paying $2 for gas and they say it's up 40% and it's $4.29 a gallon, that ain't 40%.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I guess they use like a national average to try to come up with some of these fuzzy numbers.
Common Core math?
Yeah, exactly!
Because they change everything.
We're gonna change math.
We're gonna change.
Two plus two is now six.
We're gonna change everything.
I mean, I tweeted today.
Look at what they're doing.
A woman's not a woman.
A man's not a man.
You know, the sky's not the sky.
They're just on everything.
Inflation is not inflation.
The vaccine is not a vaccine.
It's something else.
They change the definition of a vaccine, change the definition of what a woman is, change the definition of open borders.
You ask the Homeland Security, there's no open borders.
It's completely closed.
We're just going to lie and change the names of everything.
Well, and that's what they do.
And they do it so well.
And don't think they're, like you said, they're not fudging the numbers, too, because we know that they fudge the numbers.
They've changed the numbers midstream before.
They've come back and corrected numbers that are realistic and then take them off again.
It's the most incredible thing ever.
And they've tried to switch the name.
So instead of it being a recession, now they're trying to say, okay, well, no, it's a transition.
Like, transition sounds better.
Transition into greatness.
No, there's nothing great about what's happening here.
Yeah, we're transitioning to a great Trump, a commie, and you suck.
That's the transition.
That's exactly right.
From great commie to suck.
We're in the right here, right at the S. That's it.
Oh my gosh.
So here they go on to say, here are just a couple of pointers on this.
Item by item, we reveal what consumers are paying right now and what they should be paying were it not for 12 months of runaway 9.1 inflation.
Comprehensive analysis by DailyMail.com found the 45 products that were most frequently burning a hole in the pockets of the average urban shopper.
Prices rise for gasoline 59.9%.
They're well known.
It's just bullcrap.
I know.
It's even more than that.
It's way more than that.
It's way more.
It's double two and a half times more than it was under that.
How do they come up with that?
It's 150% up, not 52% up.
I mean, they even make it look, all these percentages, every time I see one of these charts with percentages, they're like, milk's up 11.3%, chicken's up 5.5%.
I'm like, hello, three breasts are $15 now.
These would be five bucks.
I know.
I mean, y'all don't shop or nothing?
I mean, I shop for my own groceries, you know?
Oh, my gosh.
So I know.
I fill up my car.
I fill up my farm truck.
I fill up my farm equipment.
I know exactly what everything was and how much it cost because I actually live out here in the real world, unlike these people making these stupid-ass charts.
Oh, and they're ridiculous.
But they keep talking about me.
They're saying that chicken is up 18.6%.
Men's suits are up 24.9%.
Eggs are up 33.1%.
The typical U.S. household $5,915 cost spike is a hefty rise for households on the median income of $67,521.
Families have cut back on everything from Friday night treats to groceries and travel to make ends meet.
Analysts blame everything from Biden's spending spree and supply chain snarl-ups to the war in Ukraine and sanctions on Russia ruling on global food and energy markets.
How come Russia's not having these problems?
They're not.
Russia's actually one of the countries in the war, and they're not having these problems.
They're not having this.
But they're blaming the war that Russia's in that we're not even in on everything that goes bad in this country.
Russia's in the war.
The ruble's the strongest it's been in six years.
It's unreal.
I mean, it doesn't make any sense, you know.
And that's all we do here, you know.
We're just like, okay, I'm just going to use common sense to think about this for a minute.
And once you do, you realize that everything this government tells you, they're full of shit.
They are.
Here's the thing.
They've been padding their own pockets.
You can sit there and study it all day long, but they've been spending obsessively.
They haven't stopped at all in this whole thing.
They want to act like you said, you know, it's a transition.
In fact, here you've got Pelosi who is talking about transition.
I learned of what was in there was just We've never spent this much money, even as much as we had originally.
We've never invested this much in such an important way, in a public-private way, to have the private sector play its role in this so we get more advantage than is just right there.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just words, words, solid words, words, words.
I don't make any damn sense because I'm drunk on vodka.
That's what she just said.
She doesn't know.
Do you really think that Nancy Piccolosi spends her time in a supermarket?
I'd say no.
The transformational transition of nobody's ever spent this much money.
You're damn right about that one.
And so, you know, we're going to do this and we're going to create jobs and we're going to...
You're not.
None of it.
You're just...
It's inflation because you spent too much money.
Now you're going to print two trillion more on three packages you got.
Oh, sure.
Which is going to cause more inflation.
You don't have to be, you know, an economist to know this stuff.
One of them guys on CNBC yelling and screaming about stocks 24 hours a day in the right-hand corner of the screen.
Yeah.
Well, it's so true.
Stop spending money.
I mean, start there.
Stop spending money!
My God!
Here, let's give Ukraine $8 billion a week.
Okay, every week.
$8 billion.
$8 billion more.
$8 billion more.
$8 billion.
Here's another plan.
Yeah, let's raise the taxes during a damn recession.
We're going to raise everybody's taxes, you know, and then we'll blame it on the rich.
Evil corporations.
Oh boy, we've only been doing that for 30 years.
I mean, if you still fall for that crap, they're like, trickle down economics do not work.
They don't?
Well, let's try your method, okay?
Let's try trickle up economics, okay?
Let's go to the first person in the welfare line and say, hey buddy, Can you start trickling up now?
So everybody will be rich above you?
And let's try your method for a while.
Oh my gosh.
Start trickling up now.
Yeah, let's go ahead.
I'll wait.
Just like Biden can fall upstairs, let's trickle up.
We're ready to trickle up now.
Yeah.
I'm tired of the suffering.
It's ridiculous.
Absolutely.
Just go to them and say, hey, start trickling up.
The Democrats say tripling down don't work.
You trickle up.
Start.
Just right now.
What are you talking about?
Just trickle up so everybody will get out of this recession.
My God, these people are dumb.
Oh, they are so, so dumb, and it just continues to get worse.
It really does.
I mean, right when you think you've got it all, you just go, all right, here we go with the regime again.
I mean, they're already telling us about Hershey, their warning of a Halloween candy shortage.
Okay, everything we have a shortage on, everything is sky-high expensive.
This is all happening, and it is by design by the Biden administration.
There is no question about it.
They are openly, openly talking about it, that we Americans need to pay the price, even though you've got a problem with India and China being the biggest polluters.
Oh, no, they're not going to go there.
No, they're just going to make us suffer, right?
They're going to go into this whole transition.
Well, if they're so interested in long term...
What do they think is going to happen in 30, 60 years with all these batteries from these electric cars and everything else?
What do you think is going to happen then?
You want to talk about a footprint and a stamp on this environment and all the damage it's going to cause.
Just wait.
Just wait until somebody spends $60,000 on a car and then two batteries go out in four years and they tell them, hey, it's $50,000.
Just wait.
Wait till that sticker shock hits the person who, I mean, like I say, in the real world, you think all these 18-wheel trucks, how about the equipment?
Have you ever seen how they dig for anything?
Minerals in the earth?
I mean, the tires on these front end loaders and stuff are as big as houses.
Oh my gosh.
You think they're battery operated?
I know.
These people are so dumb.
I can't wait.
I just want to see somebody get in line.
I just want to see 18 people waiting in line at one charging station that has Teslas.
And when you're 18th back, that's about six, seven weeks before everybody in front of you is going to be charging their two-hour cars to go 100 miles.
Oh my gosh.
How much longer have you got when you're 18 back?
You've got six weeks and you'll be able to go another hundred miles.
I hope you brought a tent.
Yeah, good luck.
When you've got rolling blackouts in California and they tell you to start making sure that you...
Okay, so you have to turn off your lights.
You try to get off the grid.
Okay, but yet they're trying to get everybody into an electric car.
I don't think so.
You're never going to get me in one.
I'll put a boat engine on a port-a-potty and put some wheels on it.
Before I get an electric car.
I'll put a big old...
I'll put a Lynyrd Skynyrd sign on the back of it.
Because he ain't redneck enough.
Oh my gosh.
Well, so you've got on this side, you've got the World Economic Forum who is calling for an end to owning private vehicles, right?
Remember when I told you that one day?
I said, get ready to ride the bus.
Well, that's their plan.
All right?
Good luck with that.
They've been trying this crap.
They have.
I don't care what the world economic...
I don't care what anybody says over there.
We have a constitution.
We have rights.
We don't care.
The WHO and monkeypox...
It's slong COVID is what Tucker's calling it now.
He's calling it slong COVID. Oh my gosh, this is so bad.
It really is.
You can't help but laugh.
I mean, we're trying to deliver the news, right?
But it's almost comical that you just can't help but laughing.
So here you've got the World Economic Forum.
They published a paper last week calling for the end of wasteful private car ownership.
Well, we should start with them.
You know, these cities they want to build, these glass houses, these high-rises and all this stuff.
What was that thing called we saw the other day?
That ridiculous thing?
Does something.
Oh, that video that you had me play?
Yeah.
Oh, that was wild.
That is like almost haunting.
It really is.
Because it shows you this is really what they envision.
But they can't do it because nobody's going to do it.
This guy here, he's a billionaire.
He sits up there.
He drives his private planes.
He's his filet mignon.
He has his own private sushi chef.
He has two homes in the island, one in Aspen, one in Italy, private jets galore, 75 cars, and he wants you to live in a damn tent, man, and go crap in the pond.
I found your video.
This was the craziest thing I have ever...
I mean, this is really what they see.
But they see it for the world that we live in.
This isn't going to apply to them.
They are going to have a beautiful, beautiful home.
It's never going to be built.
It's a joke.
It's never going to be built.
They don't think...
And I'm like, where's all the waste go to?
Where are you taking your garbage?
You got 9 million people in there?
How much garbage?
There's totally clean energy with renewable this and renewable that.
And then it's just 20 miles to walk across.
It's 75 miles.
25, long, 20 minutes to walk across where you'll be escorted hand-in-hand with moo-moo kittens and lovely bears and stuffed bears and all on rose petals to la-la land.
It's not going to work.
I think it's, you know what, though?
Where's the sewer going?
I mean, you got 9 million people, man, taking a morning dump.
Where's it going?
What?
They don't ever say that in their little videos of, you know, Logan's Run, Superland.
But, you know, where's it going?
Where's it going?
I mean, you're like, it's all natural.
Look, it's invisible.
I mean, it's made of glass.
And I'm just like, man, who's doing the repair?
You know, who's the workers that run this thing?
Well, I mean, I think it would be fine with me.
We can stick them all there, right?
They can live that way.
That's the way they want to live.
And they never have to live amongst us.
They don't anyway.
But let's just see how they like it.
Here's your shoebox.
Here's your utopia shoebox.
They have to have a certain carbon footprint or else they lose their position in office.
I mean, there should be requirements.
And let them live in this crazy world that they want to create.
Let them drive...
On public transportation, right?
You see what happens when it hits them, though?
Yeah.
You see the D.C., you know, they sent 4,000, a measly 4,000 illegals to Washington, D.C., and what does she do?
She calls in the damn National Guard.
Isn't that wild?
You poor little baby.
4,000.
But you want all those poor people in them small towns, a town of 9,000 that turns into 28,000 overnight.
You don't mind them in Texas and Arizona and all the way coming up.
All those small towns getting their whole lives taken over by these illegals.
You don't care.
And I'm telling you, the best thing we can do is...
Man, I wish DeSantis had Texas sometimes, because when I'm telling you, I say this every day, but I'm serious.
Every single illegal that crosses that border, put them on a bus and send them to D.C., send them to Delaware, send them to Joe Biden's house, send them to Nancy Pelosi's house, send them to Aspen, Colorado, send them to Martha's Vineyard, where all these leftist liberals hang out.
And I mean, I don't mean 4,000.
She got in the national.
I mean, put 400,000 in a month there.
Let's see how she deals with New York City.
That new Eric Adams, the dumbest guy who ever had been mayor in his life.
He makes DiBelaggio look like a genius.
And, you know, he's like, welcome them in.
We want to give you ID cards.
Send him a million.
Send him a million this year.
Have a bus, Convoy, that never ends to these liberal things.
Just welcome them in.
Come on in.
Here's your bus.
You're going right to the White House.
Boom!
I just think it is.
I think it's just fantastic.
Do it!
I mean, really, why not?
Well, you've got Texas Governor Abbott, who is vowing to send more illegal migrants to D.C. Way more.
Yes.
Way more.
Triple it.
4,000 is nothing, man.
It should be 4,000 every single day.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Bus after bus.
There should be a convoy and playing the song Convoy on loudspeakers all the way from D.C. to Texas and back.
It should be just like one line that never ends.
You could do this for a month.
Drop 400,000.
Drop $200,000 by Delaware, by his beach house.
Drop another $200,000 in Martha's Vineyard.
Guarantee you they shut the border down within a month.
I can guarantee it.
Of course.
Not one person can come in.
Oh my gosh.
Well, of course.
And I mean, they should have something like, we're moving on up, you know, playing from the buses, just one after another.
On a loudspeaker to the top.
Yeah, that's right.
And here we are.
Welcome us.
The Jeffersons.
Exactly.
Dang, they don't make funny shows like that anymore.
Man, that was funny.
Well, you have to find old shows to laugh at because the new ones aren't funny.
They're so angry and miserable and they're not allowed to say certain things.
It's silly.
It really is silly.
So you're forced to go back and start watching some of these episodes.
And I've been doing it.
I mean, that was before my time.
All in the Family still with Archbunker was one of the funniest shows of all time.
It's so politically incorrect.
They would try to put him in jail if he tried it today every episode.
Oh, they would never air something like that.
They would never air something like that.
So I just think this is fantastic.
But like you're saying here, I mean, come on.
I mean, let's go.
Let's do a lot more than this.
What are y'all waiting for?
What are you waiting for?
These people are destroying our country.
Yes, they are.
Lay it on them, man.
I'm telling you, bus everybody.
I mean, Aspen, Colorado, with all the rich people in California, you have all the libs.
Aspen, Colorado.
I guarantee you, every single person that's got a $19 million chalet there that votes for all this illegal immigration.
So, hey, you got plenty of room.
Drop off about $5,000 in front of all the chalets going up the little mountain.
Do it!
This is how you stop this crap.
They don't have the balls.
They're nipping around the edges.
She called in the National Guard for $4,000.
Make it $40,000 by the end of next month.
By Christmas, $400,000.
Dump them!
Dump them there!
I loved what President Trump said about this.
He wrote on Truth Social, he said the mayor of Washington, D.C. wants the National Guard to help with thousands of illegal immigrants coming from the insane open border that are flooding the city, but refused National Guard help when it came to providing security at the Capitol building for a far larger crowd on January 6th.
Figure that out.
Yep.
We know what that was about.
We know exactly what that was about.
Yeah, Ray Epps.
That's all I gotta say about that.
Can't explain Ray Epps, man.
When you can't explain Ray Epps, you know exactly what happened because it's unexplainable.
He's on tape.
He's the only guy on tape a hundred times.
You got to go inside the Capitol, inside.
And then like the day before, even the crowd was like, fed, fed, fed.
It's a fed.
Exactly.
I mean, come on, we got to go inside.
I mean, by their very definition, He was the ringleader.
He should be, he's way worse than the guy with the horns, you know, the weirdo with the horns.
Exactly.
You know, he's doing what, three years in solitary confinement?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that dude.
Yeah, but he didn't like, he wasn't on bullhorn and screaming to the crowd for three days to go inside the capitol.
So that's it.
I mean, the feds were involved.
The FBI was involved because they can't explain Ray Epps.
There's no charges.
They hide him.
They're doing puff pieces on him trying to make him a victim.
Of course.
I mean, how many January 6th people do you see liberals, the Washington Post, writing to say how great they are and how he's a victim?
Are they doing that to anybody else?
No, of course not.
Of course not.
I mean, and we should be using Ray Epps and his name and his pictures and those videos nonstop playing it absolutely everywhere.
And recession.
So this is the Ray Epps recession.
This is Ray Epps recession.
Well, they know that there's a real problem at the border.
And of course, it's upsetting a few of the Washington, D.C. socialites.
So you've got the Biden administration quietly there approving construction of the U.S.-Mexico border while near Yuma, Arizona.
So remember, Biden said that he was never, ever going to do that.
He was going to do away with the wall, no matter what.
I mean, you've got him on different videos that are in different clips saying he would never do anything like that.
And then here you go.
They're resuming the wall.
Of course they are.
We knew that was going to happen.
Maybe.
That Biden, he's the biggest embarrassment every time he talks.
I noticed the late night shows, I've seen some clips, even like Jimmy Fallon and people like that are starting to really hammer him.
Well, because they're losing their credibility, don't you think?
Yeah, how could you not cringe?
Think about if you supported him.
Okay, you support him, and every time he opens his mouth, you're going, oh my God, they're going to let him speak again.
And then he goes, paradox, paradox, paradox, paradox.
I think I take it.
It's pabalines, pabalones.
I mean, they're going, oh my God, make it stop.
Every time he opens his mouth, exactly.
They're just sitting there going, oh no, what else is he going to say this time?
And that's the whole thing.
I mean, after a certain amount, you just can't defend him anymore.
You really cannot.
But these are some of the positions that he was running on, was that he was not going to continue on with the wall under any circumstance.
Well, here we go.
Exactly.
So they have already started doing all of that.
Think about voting for somebody that does that.
In any circumstance, I'm going to protect the border.
Oh, Bob, let's go out and vote for Biden.
Orange man's tweets really, really, really upset me mentally.
I mean, my God.
He's got 29% approval.
Approve of what?
I mean, gas has tripled.
Record gas prices in history.
In 40 years, most inflation.
A recession.
And you're going, yeah, but we're right.
He's got them right.
He's going to turn around any day because these policies are great.
And this is what they don't want you to know, and that is that this is all Democrat.
They want to blame Biden at one point.
They're going to blame everything on him.
They're going to throw him out of office, and they're going to blame everything on him.
And they're going to act like they had nothing to do with any of this.
It's their policies.
He's not even making policy.
The guy, you know, he needs to be on the beach with somebody, like, blowing bubbles, man, and he pops up.
Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
And that's about as good as it's going to get for him.
Well, this is perfectly put.
Okay, so I'm over here on Maze Moore's page over there on Twitter, and he says, 2020, not another foot of border wall will be constructed.
End all land confiscation, including pending cases.
2021, continues land confiscation.
2022, continues border wall construction.
This is, these again are from his own words.
Trump campaigned on build that wall.
Are you willing to tear that wall down?
No, there will not be another foot of wall constructed on my administration.
What about the land confiscations?
What about the land confiscations?
End.
End.
Stop.
Done.
Over.
Not going to do it.
Withdraw the lawsuits.
We're out.
We're not going to confiscate the land.
Yeah.
Needs to be reminded of all of this, doesn't he?
Yeah.
Doesn't it just make you mad?
It does mean...
That girl that was...
Lance confiscation, please tell me you're not going to open the border.
I mean, my God, where do they get these people to do a podcast?
Oh, yeah, and it works for the NPR, right?
Oh, never mind.
It's NPR? Yeah, absolutely.
Good Lord, they're dumb.
You're dumb!
Oh, yeah.
That was Lulu Garcia Navarro.
Oh, Lulu.
I mean, man, he's getting so bad that...
It's like he's real high.
He's real mad.
He's about to fall asleep.
And then he's like grunting, angry.
I mean, that's just the drugs they're giving him.
He's in such bad shape.
Don't you think?
I think it's just drugs.
I think it's a whole bunch of everything.
I really do.
I think he's just screwed up.
I don't want to say it, but if I can bring you a little crack over there, you're going to be talking and talking right.
Yeah.
You know, just don't tell nobody.
I'm on my way.
I'm bringing a pound of crack and a couple of hookers.
We're going to set you straight.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it's amazing that these people live in such a completely different world considering they're supposed to be public servants, right?
I mean, in this case, I want to bring this one up just because we've got a huge election on Tuesday over there in Arizona.
You all know that we had Wendy on, Wendy Rogers, Senator Wendy Rogers, but Carrie Lake is also running on Tuesday, and so we want to really gather the troops and get everybody motivated over there to show up and vote.
She's 18 points up, too, I think.
Oh, yeah, but we've got to beat the...
Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying don't vote.
I'm just saying, yeah, and the person that's running against her, Pence is...
The rhino from hell shitty governor they got right now, endorser opponent, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, the whole Washington, D.C. establishment want that little rich girl in there, not Carrie Lagan.
She's up 18 points.
I hope she wins by that, or 20 points.
Yes, I do too, because you've got them all up there cheering this Corinne Taylor Robson on.
All right, so Trump endorsed, of course, Carrie Lake, who we've had on the show, who is awesome, exposes Pence-endorsed candidate Karen Robson for possibly unreported campaign flights on her husband's private jet.
Don't you just love that?
Don't you just love it?
You wonder why these people support one another the way they do?
It's because it's a good old boys club.
It is, and we're not in it.
They're riding on private planes.
They have been massive donors for a very long time with different people.
And here they are.
They're all surfacing.
So here you have it.
The Ducey and Mike Pence-endorsed establishment pick for Arizona governor, Corinne Taylor Robson, is coming under fire.
We should call her cringe.
It's coming under fire again for potentially illegal use of her husband's private jet on campaign stops across the state.
Hubby, I need to go to Louis Vuitton on Lordale Jive.
Oh, just take the private jet, honey.
I mean, God.
We just need normal people in here.
And I'll tell you something else about Carrie Lake.
She can handle the press better than anybody I've ever seen in politics.
Including Trump, including DeSantis.
And that's saying something.
The way she handles the liberal press is just...
It's unbelievable.
She just excoriates them.
I mean, matter of fact, they do interviews with her like 60 Minutes and all these people and local, and they don't air a lot of them because they can't even find a clip where she ain't dogging the hell out of their mouth and making them look like idiots.
Well, it's not hard.
I mean, it's really not hard when you think about it.
She's unbelievable at it.
I'm telling you.
Trump's great at it.
DeSantis is great at it.
But she is just like, there's just something about the way she does it.
She's very strong, very precise.
She don't back down.
She's like, yeah, they cheated in the election.
She's like, let me ask you this.
Do you think there was no cheating in the elections?
That they just stopped counting?
Do you think there was a water main break in Georgia?
Do you?
I mean, she turns it around to them.
She does.
She's awesome.
I mean, she really is.
She doesn't back down even for a second.
But just when things just can't get any more ridiculous.
Oh, God.
Vodka breath.
Here comes vodka breath.
Just screw it up some more.
Alright, so this is out from the Gateway Pundit.
China threatens to shoot down Piglosi's plane if she makes a stop in Taiwan.
Oh my god.
And why is she even...
Let me ask you this.
Why is it so important for her to go to Taiwan right now and stir the pot?
Okay.
She wants to make a lot of money like she did in Ukraine.
She's trying to make sure that those deals that they have going with China are secured, right?
I mean, they've got all kinds of things going on.
They're not even discussing with, and when they ask the, I don't know if you want to call her a press secretary.
I mean, this is such a joke for a press secretary.
She's terrible.
Which I love.
I'm glad they got the worst person for the job.
Well, I mean, not only is she bad, but she just, she's obvious.
I mean, they can't even hide it.
At least Peskanki.
She would just lie.
And she knew she'd eventually get caught.
But she wasn't really concerned about that.
She would just lie to him and then move on.
This one is a doozer.
But here you go.
A Chinese Communist Party propagandist on Friday said that House Speaker Nancy Piccolosi's plane may be shot down if she makes a stop in Taiwan.
Piglosi on Friday departed for Asia.
However, a stop in Taiwan is still uncertain due to China's threats.
Go ahead.
You want to go there?
Find your way there.
Let's see what happens.
Just stirring the pot for no reason.
That's right.
For what?
What does Taiwan get out of that drunk, oh, drunk boobzilla, cleavagezilla?
What are they going to get for her going to their country?
Nothing.
I mean, she's not even, nobody knows who the hell she is over there.
She's a nobody over here.
She might be third in line to president, but she's a laughingstock.
I mean, the lady's husband just was with his girlfriend, I'm sure.
They hadn't said that, but he ain't out at midnight driving drunk and wrecking two cars by himself.
And, you know, the cheaters of the stock, the inside trading, the DUIs.
I mean, this family's a mess.
Right?
the past Chinese investors purchased 6.1 billion worth of property in the U.S. after being banned by other countries for pushing up house prices.
Right?
I'm surprised Nancy's not getting involved in that trade of that WNBA player over there trying to get some vodka out of the field.
We'll trade you, okay, you give us the WNBA player that hates America.
We'll give you a Russian spy, but you got to throw in 4,000 cases of vodka for Nancy Pelosi.
Exactly.
The trade is right now for, I believe, an arms dealer.
That's what the big trade is right now.
Well, the Russian guy they want to trade for, yeah, he's like a big-time arms dealer terrorist.
Exactly.
Buddy to everybody that's bad.
I mean, he's big-time.
For what?
Her?
She hates America?
I mean, she did what she did.
She admits it.
I mean, God dang, you're going over to a country that we're literally funding the opposition to the war right now.
And, I mean, does your coach, does nobody, you know, any of your people, they don't say, hey, look, you know, we're going to play in Russia, but, you know, drugs are really illegal over here, so make sure, you know, you don't have any drugs on you.
Oh my gosh.
Well, they're going to do everything they possibly can to cover up.
I mean, that's really why they have armed the FBI and the CIA and the DOJ and the State Department.
They're all so corrupt.
And it's because they're spending their time right now trying to protect this regime for no other reason.
This is really what it is.
What do they do?
I mean, what does the FBI and the CIA and the DOJ do besides go after political appointments and not charge the crimes like, I mean, Hunter Biden?
My God!
It's on video.
15,000 million hours of it.
One felony after another, after another, after another.
It's on video for years, every day.
I mean, you want to see a two-tiered justice system.
I mean, people go to jail for what he's doing one day on video for 20 years, and it's not even on video.
Exactly.
Exactly.
We know what this is all about.
Well, Hunter Biden, all right, he's always in the news, isn't he?
Well, breaking, Hunter Biden's business partner panics and accidentally reveals who the big guy is.
All right.
We know who it is.
We've known for quite some time.
Peddo Peter.
His own dad in his phone, he calls him Peddo Peter.
Isn't that ridiculous?
You know why?
Because he's a peddo.
That's it.
With his Peter.
And we...
We know that high-ranking FBI officials are being accused, imagine this, of covering up the bulk of information coming out of the laptop investigation.
Of course, it's big stuff.
If the whistleblower's accounts are true, this means that the most highly regarded law enforcement agency in the world is covering for the Biden family.
Of course they are!
Imagine that!
We don't need whistleblowers to tell us this.
We know they are.
We've known.
My God, the dude is...
President Biden met with at least 14 of Hunter's business associates while he was vice president.
I have never discussed with my son or my brother or anyone else anything having to do with their businesses.
Period.
I've never discussed my business or their business, my sons or daughters, and I've never discussed them.
I've never spoke to my son about it overseas when he's dealing.
I don't discuss business with my son.
And because I don't discuss things with my son or my family, because I don't want to have any knowledge of any...
I don't want to be accused of, well, you talk with your son or you talk with your whomever.
Do you stand by your statement that you do not discuss any of your son's overseas business?
Yes, I stand by that statement.
Okay, so let the investigations begin.
They're not going to do anything to him.
And if they do get him and they charge him with some bull crap, he's going to pardon him.
Well, he shouldn't be able to have that power.
He should be under investigation.
Joe Biden needs to be under investigation.
He's a slimeball who's been lying.
Everything that's come out of his mouth for 40 years is a lie.
He has used his position to gain unbelievable wealth for him and his family.
They're a garbage family of drug addicts, crooks.
Pedophiles.
Yeah, and pedophiles.
And they're just garbage, the whole family.
And I'm not scared to say it because we don't have any sponsors.
So, garbage.
You're dumb and you're garbage.
That's exactly what they are, too.
I mean, they're just about as bad as it gets.
They are!
They are!
His own daughter wrote in a diary.
That her dad was inappropriate showering Joe Biden with her at an inappropriate age, taking showers with her.
And then James O'Keefe gets it and he uses the FBI and the DOJ to raid homes of people because they had that information on there.
I mean, they are scum.
Of the earth.
Yes.
So here you go.
This is out from Breitbart.
I've never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings.
Well, you've heard him saying that in multiple clips, multiple times to multiple people.
Seventeen times Joe Biden got involved in the family business.
All right.
It's impossible.
It is.
Who would even say that?
You know, I've never talked to my son about his business dealings.
I mean, just being a father, I don't care who you are, you're going to talk to your son about their business dealings.
Of Just around the kitchen table, you know, if you had a real family.
Especially if you're getting 10%.
Yeah, what are you doing over there?
Yeah, I need your advice, you know.
They're offering me this and this, you know, for this.
But, you know, normally it's legal and good people talking about it, fathers and sons, not this.
They're like, well, should I get this bribe a big guy?
No, that's not big enough, son.
No.
I gotta go take a shower.
Get another 5% while you're there.
I'll be back later for some more advice.
My God, this garbage family is killing me.
They're embarrassing me.
Don't lie to me.
No, I am smoking crack.
I figured it was Friday.
We might as well have our dumpster moment of Hunter Biden smoking crack.
I'm not smoking crack.
How ridiculous.
I am smoking crack.
How ridiculous that we even have to have this conversation.
And he's still doing it.
How much money is this guy...
I mean, this guy's made...
This Hunter Biden's...
He's 50 years old, by the way.
He's 50.
He's...
I mean, you know, and he's probably going to live to be 112.
You know, somebody's drug addicts like Keith Richards and stuff.
Keith Richards would be like, I'm not partying with Hunter.
Ain't no way.
I don't know how they do it.
I really don't.
They just do.
They're pickled.
Yeah, they are pickled.
I know.
I don't know what they hook up to at night, but it's something pretty intense.
I can't even imagine.
Oh my gosh.
So there's all kinds of things.
Here you go from the Truth Press.
I've delivered new disclosures.
Demolish Biden's denials on, of course, Hunter Biden's dealings.
We've got the text from his phone.
We've got the laptop from hell.
And you have got a corrupt-to-the-core FBI that is doing everything in their power.
We got a diary, too.
Yeah.
We got the diary proving he's a pedo.
We got this proving he's a crook.
We got Hunter doing 75,463 felonies a day on film.
I mean, what does it take?
Can you imagine just that one video that recently come out of Hunter where he's weighing about a felony, probably a trafficking amount of crack, if that was Don Jr., just the one.
They'd have him in handcuffs today.
It would be 24-7, crack this and that.
He would go to prison for the rest of his life probably somehow, and there wouldn't be nothing anybody could do about it.
Exactly.
Exactly.
He deserves to be in prison.
And like I just said, he's probably made 30, 50 million dollars.
He don't have anything.
That dude blows it.
I mean, rock stars, man, like Billy Idol's like, damn, Hunter Campari.
I mean, this is the thing.
And here they're going after President Trump and his family.
You have got a complete stellar situation with President Trump.
I mean, they cannot investigate the guy.
If there was anything, anything in his life...
They'd have had him already.
That's right.
Everything they do is a lie.
And they're framing.
I mean, it's crazy.
Well, you now have the Republican Party.
They have threatened President Trump.
If he announces he's running in 2024, the GOP will stop paying legal fees.
Hmm.
This is out from the Gateway Pundit.
So the GOP won't turn over the party to President Trump.
They've tried to stop him every step of the way.
He already has it.
He has it.
Of course he does.
You think Mitch McConnell has it with his 26% approval rating in Kentucky?
Trump's got the party right now.
Have you seen a rally?
I'll tell you what, Mitch McConnell, if you think you're running the party, and, you know, whatever, Ronna McDaniels, what was her name?
Rona.
Rona.
Like Corona.
She's a virus.
Yeah.
My God!
You think you're running the show?
Why don't you have a rally?
Let's see how many people show up.
Why don't you have one, Mitch McConnell?
But it's not only that.
I mean, here's the thing.
President Trump, he has got America.
And what I think is so wonderful is that they are so terrified of him becoming president again.
But he's going to.
He absolutely is going to.
And he's done things that goes to show you that he's already setting up so that they can't shut him down.
Again, we've got Truth Social.
We've got him tweeting on a regular or truthing on a regular basis.
Yeah, he's on fire all day long.
Go to Truth Social, everybody, if you're not in there.
I know.
I mean, there's a lot.
I get just as much since they, you know, Totally, you know, shadow ban me, search ban me, ghost ban me.
I mean, they make up bans just for Cat Turd, specifically.
For you.
I mean, take my followers.
I can, I get just as much, I can do, I do this a lot of times, the same, you know, tweets there and there are truths, and just copy and paste it, because I don't have time to be on 18 social medias all day.
But, Yeah, I mean, think about it.
It took me three years to get 600,000 on Twitter.
It took me three months to get 600,000 followers on Truth.
It's true.
It's like it's an echo chamber.
It gets better and better.
They keep adding features, and they don't pay me or nothing.
No.
But, you know, it's just getting better over there.
I mean, Getter, I got like 148,000.
I've been on Gabs for a long time.
I'm 300-something thousand, but nothing's ever grown like truth for me.
Well, and I think a lot of people are starting to really go to truth, even those that are on Twitter, because what are you really accomplishing on Twitter?
I mean, nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
There's a lot of liberals over there, too, man.
They're pouring in.
Oh, they are.
I've gotten some hate from it.
I like it, though.
I like trolls.
I think it's great.
Go ahead.
Say what you want.
If you disagree and stuff, I'm okay with it, but if you just come in and act like an asshole, then I block you.
Sure.
I mean, it's no big deal.
You can choose whether you want to read it or not.
It's up to you.
Why'd you block me?
Because I'm on social media to have fun.
And you're sucking the fun out of my...
You're sucking the fun out of it.
So I blocked you so I can have more fun so I don't have to listen to your stupid-ass replies all the time.
That's why I blocked you.
Exactly.
God.
Well, they're terrified.
Show up, bitch.
Yeah.
They're terrified.
They just opened it up for the UK, because I was on Devin Nunez's podcast a couple of nights ago.
Awesome, by the way.
Yeah, with Steve Inman, that's three.
And, you know, I was asking a lot of questions.
He's like, well, you don't read my page.
I said, no.
Won't you just tell me right now since we're on the air.
They just opened it up for UK. So, you know, it hasn't been opened up for overseas.
So, I would think they would have done Canada first, but, you know, they have opened it up for the UK. And so I'm hoping they open it up for the whole world.
And I'd love to see them get 100 million people on there.
You know, I got about 4 million users already.
And that's just in the United States.
They hadn't opened it up, you know, for the world yet.
They're going to start now.
They just opened up UK and they're going to just keep, you know, going with different countries now.
I think it's fantastic.
And this is exactly what we need.
Because you do definitely see a whole new world order that is starting to develop here.
But they're so afraid of President Trump.
Not only when he regains the presidency, which is where he belongs even now.
This will be the third win, third charm, I guess.
Because he's going to go out and absolutely change everything the way it needs to be.
Reset it, so to speak, America.
But they are very unhappy with his pickings.
Have you noticed how they are all pitting him against, like they're going for other candidates, they're whining and dining these other candidates.
The fact that President Trump's endorsement is like no other endorsement.
You're never getting it back to Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, all you old school Republicans and in the press and Paul Ryan.
That's right.
And all y'all, and Mitt Romney's, you're never getting the party back.
It's always going to be America First.
None of your candidates are going to win.
We can't stand you.
You've been entrenched in there 40 years, and you control your little purse strings for right now.
But you're going to all be out soon, and America First is going to be the future.
You're out.
We're in.
How do you like that?
That's exactly right.
That's exactly right.
And, you know, when you start looking at the big picture here, you're starting to see what President Trump is doing with Truth Social, too, because he is building a network and this is what he's going to need as a tool in 2024.
Twitter admits to increased demand by federal government for information on journalists and news outlets.
The U.S. government tops the list.
So if you already knew that Twitter was corrupt, well, now there's another reason here.
Twitter reported a massive increase in government legal demands for information on journalists and news outlets.
According to the social media company, governments worldwide have made 47,572 demands on 198,931 accounts.
I'm sure yours is one of them.
Sure.
Oh, yeah.
I'm on all their lists.
Yes, you are.
And the United States accounted for 20% of all global requests.
So the United States government has made the most requests out of any other in the world.
We continue to see a concerning trend towards the attempts to limit global press freedom with an increase in government legal demands targeting journalists and As well as overall increasing number of legal demands on accounts both represents high records since reporting began, Twitter wrote in a blog post.
Twitter is not going to be there for very much longer.
I can't imagine.
I really can't imagine.
I'm curious to see what happens with the Elon Musk thing, you know, because it's in court.
I am too.
That's your buddy.
And, you know, the way the liberals run the courts, they're probably going to judge against Elon Musk and make him buy it.
That's right.
That's what I think because, you know, they hate him now.
So, I mean, we got the two-tier justice system.
What are they going to do?
Okay, so then, alright, so worst thing that can happen is you'll have a platform of free speech, two times two.
You'll have truth, and you'll have Twitter.
Can you imagine if they're forcing them to buy it?
They're forcing them to buy it.
It's going to be hell to pay.
Well, he'll just open it up.
I think he'll just open it up.
And then they will try to shut down free speech, and then they will end up in court.
Because guess what?
It's a private company.
Remember, that's all we ever heard.
It's a private company.
And with Elon Musk, he can control these satellites.
That's right.
Well, I mean, he can control the satellites and everything else.
He can blow these people out of business.
So it's going to be a good luck, good riddance, goodbye situation.
I mean, you've got the Biden regime.
They were just ordered to reveal their collusion.
In fact, a judge has actually granted discovery in social media collusion suit against Biden and his administration.
And Now Biden, in addition to members of his administration and choose social network businesses, they need to turn over all of their files and address concerns within the next 30 days throughout the discovery stage of a claim that declares collusion to reduce freedom of speech.
Of course they colluded.
You have Facebook.
You have Zuckerberg.
Zuckerberg should be in prison the rest of his life.
He should.
He should.
No question about it.
Well, they're going to have to turn all this stuff over.
And it's well overdue.
So here you go.
You'd probably get a better haircut in prison than he is now in real life.
The guy's an alien.
I mean, I don't know what he would do.
You know where he's an alien from, don't you?
Uranus.
Yeah, Uranus.
You're getting there.
Of course he is.
Look at his haircut.
Only somebody from Uranus would have a haircut like that.
And then he goes to testify and they have to put him on a box.
He sits on a box because he's so little and dangles his little feet with his bowl haircut and lies to Congress.
Well, if you haven't listened to this show before, you don't know that Cat Turd has got multiple, you're multiply equipped with Uranus strokes.
I mean, whenever something happens, it's Uranus that did it.
If you're going to be dumb enough, there's only so many planets in this solar system, and if you're going to be dumb enough to name one Uranus, I'm never going to stop you.
I mean, my God, that's what I say before.
Name it Bob, but don't name it Uranus.
My God.
You know why they named it Uranus?
Because your penis was taken, I'm sure.
Right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Why did you name a planet Uranus?
Mars?
Okay, that sounds pretty good.
Jupiter?
Earth?
The Sun?
Uranus?
I mean, who did that?
Somebody's got a good sense of humor.
They're just dumb.
Well, and Uranus is also where they allow, and not only allow, but they really do push those she, her pronouns.
Hi, my name is Erin.
I use she, her pronouns, and I am this.
That cat.
That's one of the funniest videos of all time.
Isn't it though?
I knew you would love that.
It's perfect because the cat's like, shut up with the stupid pronouns.
Exactly.
But I mean, this is where these people belong.
I mean, Saudi Arabia unveils plans for a dystopian linear city that will cram 9 million people into a giant 109 mile long mirrored wall.
That's the one we talked about yesterday.
Yes, this is the line.
Yeah.
This is the line.
Yeah, go live in the line.
I'm going to live on the land.
You live in the line.
I live in the land.
They live in the line on Uranus.
Problem solved.
Where does the poop go?
I didn't see it in the video.
The video was all everybody living in their perfect little cubicles, happy that they have nothing and they can walk to Starbucks.
And everybody's happy.
And they get out once a day to exercise along the desert.
But I didn't see where the poop go.
You've got 9 million people pooping it up.
Where does it go?
The turd is very concerned about the turds.
He wants to know how that whole operation is going to work.
Where does the poop go in the line?
That's all I want to know.
I guarantee you, don't you wish somebody would ask a question like that?
They're up there at this big, giant event, and then they're showing that video, and everybody's clapping, and then one guy in the back says, I got a question.
Where does the poop go?
Oh, my God.
I guarantee you it would stump them.
They'd be like, uh.
Where's the poop go?
In your 109 mile utopia made out of glass.
Well, this is actually on your page.
This is the video, the one that I played the other day.
And that's what I was referring to a little bit earlier.
This is the line.
Well, I mean, you know, hey, look, if you were to go to Uranus and create the line, right, then you can use the pronouns.
You don't have to define what a woman is.
You don't have to define what a virus is.
You don't need to know the definition of a recession or a transition or the difference between the two.
I mean, you can live in that crazy utopia that you're trying to push on everyday Americans that are really just, frankly, trying to live their lives and accomplish their dreams.
The video is ridiculous.
It is.
What happens when there's a fire?
Yeah.
How are you going to get, okay, there's no cars, there's no, how do you get, okay, there's a fire, how does it get put out?
No fire engines?
Okay, somebody's murdering somebody.
Does somebody run down there?
Police, it's five miles away.
You better start running because there's no vehicles in the line.
Can you imagine?
And dodge all the poop coming in that big tube on the right because the poop's got to go somewhere.
Is it underground?
Has the line got an underground part where all the poop goes?
I mean...
It's ridiculous.
What if it catches on fire and the whole 109 miles burns down?
Why?
Because they don't have no fire department in the line.
It's crazy.
It's ridiculous.
But see, these are the same people that are trying to run America.
They have absolutely no business sense, no savvy when it comes to money.
I mean, they're spending hand over fist for this Green New Deal more than anyone ever.
And they're wondering how come we're in a recession right now?
Yeah, call it what it is.
We're in a recession.
We have been for quite some time.
And these people are just insane.
So can you imagine them trying to run their own line?
It's like engineers and builders in real life, you know?
Engineers and builders.
And the engineer says, here, I want you to build this.
And the builder goes, what the hell are you talking about?
I can't build this.
This is ridiculous.
Why don't you come build it and show me how?
You can draw anything on a piece of paper, anything.
You can draw super-duper Guy Wonderful World on paper, but, you know, building it's a whole different ballgame.
Oh my gosh.
Well, that is it for today.
I want to give a special shout out for those that have donated to the show.
It looks like I have C. Hibbs who donated.
And then we also have Amy E. Williams, Burrito Boy.
And we have, let me see here, I've got a couple other people that went into the email.
Let me see.
Sarah Edwards.
We have Kathleen L. Behrens.
We have Elizabeth Harrell.
And we appreciate it more than you know.
You all are awesome and amazing.
So you have some plans this weekend?
It'd be funny if Hunter Biden was in there.
Hunter Biden?
He was trying to call in for some crack and accidentally donated to our show.
He was buying it for the big guy, right?
He needed to settle the big guy down a little bit.
Oh my gosh.
Do you have any big plans for the weekend there, Kat?
Just to rest as much as possible.
I'm tired.
Oh my gosh, it's been a long week, hasn't it?
It really has.
I've been sick this whole time.
Well, tell us about the puppies, because we have to end on a good note.
Everybody wants to know.
Well, you know, they're just getting big, and their shits are getting big.
This is the poop day.
Their peas are getting like lakes.
They can jump over everything, climb everything.
They're getting into real fights.
We're about to kill each other.
It's pretty funny.
Oh, damn.
But I should have three to four more next Saturday are leaving.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Brownie's gone.
I'm down to eight.
Got some great videos from the owner of Brownie today, but I don't share everything because I don't want to share their whole family life.
I don't want people to find them and bother them.
Right.
But, oh yeah, it was just them playing and playing with the cat.
She has a great family and a great new life, and I've just got to figure out how many I'm going to keep.
I don't think I'm going to keep more than two because it's just going to be too hard for me.
And I've got other animals I have to give attention to.
That had been starved for it, by the way, for two months.
So are you still decided on those two?
Yeah, you know, the only thing is...
Man, they're starting to look like these huge dogs.
They're 10 pounds now.
These furry ones.
And both of them are furry ones.
I know I'm not going to change on Monkey because I'm keeping Monkey no matter what.
But I might change from Wiggles.
I don't know.
I might end up keeping three.
Who knows?
I mean, I might keep one.
Which one is this one?
That's Monkey.
This is Monkey.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
He doesn't look nothing like Coon Dog, does he?
I mean, nothing.
I always, you know, even when he's like two weeks, I was like, where did you come from?
Where did you come from?
And they really got him and Wiggles and Batman have really, really got like, I'm telling you, St.
Bernard looking face now with St.
Bernard looking eyes.
I don't think it's a St.
Bernard, but it's like an Australian sheepdog or something.
Oh my gosh.
Something went on in that ranch.
Let me tell you, you were in the hospital and all of a sudden you came back and Sweetie was pregnant.
You've never had a dog in heat before in the country.
You don't know what living is like.
My God, it's just like a turkey call.
Turkey, turkey.
Well, and of course Sweetie will never tell.
I'm sure you asked.
She's doing so good.
Oh, I'm so glad.
She's happy to be over it and had done with it and about killed her and she got an infection.
I mean, she got wore out because she had 10 puppies, you know.
That's a lot.
And that's how many breasts she had.
I mean, there was never a moment of rest for her.
And she ended up getting anemic.
I was feeding her 10, 15 pounds of food a day that wasn't enough.
And so she is just her and Petey, you know.
I'm really trying to find people that can take two.
I got one couple coming down next Saturday that's taking two.
I got another one that might be interested in two.
Two more people.
And that's what I'm really looking for.
One guy's backed out because he took on a new job or something and couldn't do it.
So I'm trying to be patient and find people because just watching Sweetie and Petey, Grow together.
I'm telling you, it's easier to take care of two than it is one because they take care of each other because they always have somebody that's in the same age bracket to play with.
And that's one thing.
In my pets, I got like, by the time one of my cats is old, you're getting like seven years old, I get a kitten.
And then the kittens want to play, but the older cat's too old.
And the same way with dogs, you know.
So you have that two that'll play together.
And having two from the same litter, after watching Sweetie and Petey, there's a real special connection there that never goes away.
It's true.
It really is true.
I mean, you really make me want to get something for Handsome.
Get another one for Handsome.
Because, I mean, look at this.
I mean, they're just together.
They're just attached.
Well, you know, coon dogs and coon hounds, they're pack animals.
Some dogs aren't.
Some dogs are better alone, you know.
But the more the merrier with coon dogs.
They're happy in a pack.
They're like wolves.
They like to run in a pack.
So, you know, that's just the way they are.
And when I just had Pedro, he was so lonely.
It was hard.
I mean, I didn't know what was wrong with him for a couple of years.
And it's just like he's always trying to get out, always trying to find dogs.
And then when I found Smiles, it just like totally changed Pedro to have a buddy with him.
And they're just like best buddies now and have been for years.
Yeah.
I realized then, and I started studying up online, and they're packed animals, and they just like being in a pack.
Of course.
And I'm trying to be patient because I'm tired, and I can only do this so much longer.
And, I mean, I'm just exhausted.
And it's hard.
I mean, I got 13 dogs right now, people.
And I'm trying to run a business and do social media and get a podcast and trying to write a book.
I mean, it's hard.
It's hard on me.
I'm just beyond exhausted.
I can't.
But you've done a fabulous job.
It hurts me getting rid of any of them.
Believe me, I love every one of them.
I know every one of them.
But, you know, I'm just trying to find, if you can take two and you got land, the person that's coming to get them for sure next Saturday, two of them, they got eight acres fenced in, half of it's woods, they got three or four more dogs, you know what I mean?
It'd be a great place for them.
And they'll be together.
So I'm trying to find people.
If you can take two and you're set up for it.
Some people want two, but they've got an apartment in downtown Atlanta.
It's not going to work.
This is a coon dog.
It's never going to work.
And I know you think that you're a good dog trainer because you had a lab before, but just trust me.
On this, I've had a lot of different dogs.
These coon dogs are...
It's like not even having a dog.
It's a whole different...
Just think of it as having a kangaroo or something.
It's totally different.
That's right.
So, yeah.
I mean, I would totally take one, but I'm in LA. There's no way.
I don't have land.
There's no way.
You couldn't take one.
Uh-uh.
And I would love...
Think about your dog.
How much does your dog weigh full grown?
Three pounds or something?
Three and a half.
Three and a half.
Wiggles is 10 pounds yesterday.
My gosh.
10 pounds.
My gosh.
Yep.
So I looked up a chart.
He's going to be at least 190 to 100 pounds.
Oh my goodness.
I mean...
And they're just...
The furry ones?
Mm-hmm.
I'm telling you, their heads are twice as big.
Their paws are twice as big.
They've all weighed about the same until a week ago.
Now they're just getting big, and they're just like getting wider and taller and bigger.
Their heads are getting bigger, their paws, and they weigh two more pounds than the rest of the pups.
Suddenly, I'm like, ooh.
So I got to be careful about these long-haired dogs.
I'm in Florida.
Yeah.
You know, they're going to be burning up.
I've got, you know, dog doors that are not even going to fit in if they get that big.
Oh my goodness, yeah.
Oh, look at Sweetie.
Isn't she sweet?
I just love this picture.
I just love it.
I think that's Monkey on the very left.
It looks like Monkey, doesn't it?
I mean, because look at the little spot on the back there.
That's why I was asking you about where, if that was monkey, the one that you were talking about could be a St.
Bernard mix.
I don't think there's any question, Cat Turt.
I mean, there was definitely something that went on there.
It wasn't just this group.
I mean, there was dogs outside the fence line all the time.
You know, and once I found out that she was, I put an air conditioner, I made a separate room for her, And I kept her away from our dogs, but I'd have to let them out separately for like three weeks.
And I thought, man, surely she didn't get pregnant in like one day.
And so I thought I was going to separate them and everything was going to be okay.
Then I'd get her fixed.
Uh, but, um, you know, I had to let her out at different times.
And a lot of times it was before dark and there's all kinds of dog, you know, I'd have to, you know, I can't watch her every second.
And I got this big property that's fenced in.
She can just run around and sometimes it was dark.
So, you know, there could have been a dog get in there for sure.
Or she could have got out and come back in.
It would definitely happen because coon dogs don't have five inch long hair.
And they're 10 pounds in seven weeks.
I mean, I'm sorry, but they just don't look like this.
None of them.
So, you know, I do have some people that are in colder climates, and I was thinking about, you know, because I was definitely going to keep Batman, but he's another big furry one, and I'm just thinking, man, you know, things are changing, and, you know, they would probably be better in a colder climate because these are really, really furry animals.
They're going to burn up here in Florida.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
The sweetest one, though, is Padrina.
Oh, that's going to be a rush.
She gets up on the couch with me and just loves on me the whole time I'm home, wherever I'm at.
So she might be staying.
I might switch them around a little bit.
That's why I asked.
Yeah, Batman's the best dog.
I say he's going to be the best dog.
As far as the smartest dog, probably.
He's a little shit, too, man.
He's going to be a little handful.
But he's the smartest, man.
Like, his head's tilted.
He's always just sitting there, just like...
Looking around and learning.
Very, very smart.
But I also realize I can't keep every dog.
And when I see that brownie with a new family and a little kid sleeping with it, them playing all the pictures, I realize, you know...
It'd be better for me.
I can't have eight dogs.
I can't do it.
I can't take care of them.
So I'm going to have to give some of these ones I really love away.
Well, and that's good for them too because you know what?
They're going to love their new home.
They're going to love being the only one.
That's what I worry about with mine is that, you know, I mean, he's used to being a single child.
I mean, he's just all about his love.
But this right here is amazing.
Yeah, those kind of dogs like to be by themselves sometimes.
They don't like somebody getting their attention.
Yeah, I think he'd be okay with it because he's really chill.
I mean, Handsome is real chill.
That kid right there, now, they send me pictures of him every day and it's just like, he will not sleep without that dog and they just sleep together and that's it.
And they're like, you need to go to your bed, you know, so they'll wake up and he'll be in the dog bed sleeping with them if they won't let him get in the bed.
So a little kid will get in the middle of the night and get in the dog bed with him to sleep.
But that's just...
Oh, how sweet.
That's a bond you can't break.
And when I see that and I realize that's something I can't give a dog right now, you know, if I got eight.
That's right.
So, and you know, I'm busy and my dogs are, they're not loners, but they take care of themselves.
You know, I spend a lot of time with them.
There's a lot of times for hours, they're just out running around.
They're outdoor dogs.
They're not indoor dogs.
Well, I mean, even an indoor dog.
I mean, let's face it.
I take Handsome everywhere I go.
He goes in my purse.
And he either chooses to participate or not.
I mean, he's really just, he's really calm.
He's really easygoing.
These things are getting big.
I know.
Today, I was like bending.
I usually bend them over.
I take them to bed once they fall asleep after they eat in the living room.
I take them to their room for three hours apiece.
Thank you, God.
And I'm usually bent down and I'm just like, you know, I'll grab Wiggles in one arm and Monkey in another arm.
And I'm like, God, dang, it's 20 pounds now.
It's going to get harder.
You're getting heavy, man.
Yeah.
So I have to carry Wiggles.
I named him Wiggles because every time he carries me, Wiggles tries to wiggle out of it.
So you have to carry him by yourself now or he'll wiggle out, fall out.
There's going to be a time when you're not going to be able to pick them up, so enjoy it while you can.
Them St.
Bernard licking ones is going to be soon.
Very, very soon.
Something's happening with them that I cannot even explain how much bigger and wider, and their heads are twice as big.
I took Socks Paw and Wiggles Paw.
They were close to each other, and I just kind of put them next to each other.
I'm like, my God, that ain't even close.
Mm-mm.
Way bigger, man.
Double the size.
I know.
They're really...
You sent me a picture, and I looked at the paw, and I went, that's all I could see.
Yeah.
Immediately, I was like, oh my gosh, they're huge.
I mean, they are huge.
Geez.
Them three are getting monstrous.
And the biggest one's going to be Wiggles.
I mean, he's going to be a 100-pound dog.
So, you know, I try to tell these people, because they're like, man, them are cute little beagle-looking puppies.
Yeah.
They're already the size of a full-grown beagle.
That's right.
I mean, I look at these pictures and I just go, oh my gosh, these paws.
And I think of how little, I mean, we wear the smallest little shoe that they make for dogs, right?
And I think about yours and I'm like, no way.
You would.
You look at my dogs.
I'm trying to show you how big their paws are and all you think about is, what size of the shoes would he wear?
Of course.
Of course!
Yeah, that's Wiggles.
There you go.
That's Wiggles a couple of weeks ago.
That was before his growth spurt happened.
But man, his ears.
Look at the size of his ears.
I know.
Paul's.
Look at this.
This is what I saw.
Yeah, he's gained three to four pounds since that picture two weeks ago.
He's a monster now.
You sent me this one and I wrote you back and I said, oh my gosh, he's going to be huge.
I mean, these right here tells a story.
The ears tell a story.
He is going to be one big boy.
My goodness.
So hopefully...
You've got to have some land.
I worry about...
I'm going to keep Monkey for sure because I'm just so close to him, but I worry about him because he's...
So much furrier than the furriest dog you could imagine.
He's just all puffball now.
And I'm like, you're going to burn up here.
I got to maybe rethink this.
So nothing's definite yet, but I can pretty much say monkey's definite.
Yeah.
But the short heroines might be better here.
And I send some of the long heroines up north to some of the people that's got nice land and where they won't be burning up all the time.
That's a good idea.
I'm going to try to do what's best for the dog, because I could sit here and make a case for keeping every one of them, but I can't.
I know you can't.
You can't.
You really can't.
You really can't.
It's time for them to go to homes, and I'm going to do the best I can.
I really have no business keeping more than two.
I know I'm not keeping more than three, and I might just keep one, but I'll definitely keep one, of course.
Well, they definitely couldn't live in the line.
I mean, the line is out.
The line over there in Saudi Arabia.
This plan for the linear city.
I mean...
Where's the dog park?
Exactly.
Where's the dog poop go?
Exactly.
I mean, what are you going to do?
We're not going to have animals either?
No.
You're not going to be able to have anything.
You'll just eat bugs and live in glass houses and own nothing and be happy.
Good luck.
I'd rather be dead than live there.
Me too.
Me too.
Oh my gosh.
I do gotta go.
I know you do.
I absolutely know you do.
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