July 12, 2022 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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Taco Tuesday - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 7/12/2022 - Ep. 123
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Episode number 123.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey, it's Taco Tuesday.
No pun intended, I'm sure.
There's nothing to that story, is there?
Man, I tell you, the garbage family, you know what I call them now, they never quit giving, do they?
Oh my gosh.
Every single day.
The gift that keeps on giving.
And you know what?
She's just as bad as he is, really, when you think about it.
Oh my gosh, she was terrible.
Wow!
Who wrote that for her?
Who in the hell would do that?
You're around in Spanish, you call them...
Y'all are like original tacos from Taco Bell with cheese and sauce.
I mean, why don't you just go ahead and say it?
I'd like to thank all my little enchiladas and burritos and tacos out there.
I mean, who writes this crap, man?
It's racist as hell.
I know!
It is the wildest thing ever.
Who says that?
Oh my gosh, who knows?
But I've actually got the original clip so that everybody knows.
They're kind of like unique tacos.
You don't even need memes for these videos anymore.
That's what's so sad.
You can use the actual originals and they will play by themselves.
Check this out.
But we can't get those things on our own.
Raul helped build this organization with the understanding that the diversity of this community, as distinct as the Bogadas of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami, and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio, is your strength.
How?
Awful.
My little taco salads.
Well, what's so weird is, okay, so I live in Southern California, and I've heard of a breakfast burrito, but never a breakfast taco.
I just haven't.
Have you, um, did you see how she pronounced bodego?
Yeah.
Bogota.
Bogota.
As unique as you taco little eating crowd and the Bogotas.
And I mean, this is somebody who's never hung out with anybody but rich white people.
That's why she don't know anything about talking like this.
That's how she don't know how to say bodega.
She's hung out with nothing but multi-millionaire, elitist, leftist snobs her whole life.
I mean, it's as bad as Hillary Clinton, you know.
I ain't no way he's tired.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, these people, they're so racist.
I mean, Hillary Clinton goes on a black radio show, you know?
You know what I carry in my purse?
Hot sauce.
Oh my God.
You're talking about cringe.
Oh my God.
Because I carry hot sauce in my bag.
I remember that.
She just really was proud of herself, too, when she said it.
You couldn't help but notice.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, just so everyone knows, I was over on RNC Research page, and you should look at what Jill Biden on her own said.
Happy Taco Tuesday, they say, because this is what's going on for searches over the last day on Google Trends on the topics of January 6th.
This is in blue here, right?
And Jill Biden is in red.
That's what you have as far as interest.
God, these people are crazy, man.
Yeah, you got Pedo Peter, Crackhead Hunter, and Fake Dr.
Taco with the garbage family.
Exactly.
It only gets worse.
And Diary Ashley, I mean, this is the whole thing.
The only thing in Hillary's purse is a kill list, by the way.
A suicide list.
Huge suicide list.
Hillary Clinton.
Oh, gosh.
You know what?
She is so scary.
She really is.
But they're all ramping up.
I mean, they are ready to go.
If you listen to Joe Biden, he starts talking about the midterms already.
Like, we better watch out.
The guy's, like, completely off.
Of his daughter.
He's completely gone.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, here he is.
Think about it.
His son called him on his phone.
Ring, ring.
It says the President of the United States, but on his phone it says Pedo Peter.
Pedo Peter.
Can you believe you're labeling your father that way?
How bad do you have to be a pedo for a punter to call you one?
Exactly, exactly, exactly.
Well, here's a little video of Joe Biden talking about crack back in the day.
If you have a piece of crack cocaine no bigger than this quarter that I'm holding in my hand, one quarter of one dollar, We passed a law through the leadership of Senator Thurman and myself and others, a law that says, if you're caught with that, you go to jail for five years.
You get no probation.
You get nothing other than five years in jail.
Judge doesn't have a choice.
Under our forfeiture statutes, you can, the government can, take everything you own, everything from your car to your house, your bank account, not merely what they confiscate in terms of the dollars from the transaction that you've just got caught engaging in.
They can take everything.
I don't care why they become a sociopath.
We have an obligation to cordon them off from the rest of society.
They are in jail, away from my mother, your husband, our families.
So I don't want to ask, what made them do this?
They must be taken off the street.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
But I don't think you get any more powerful than that.
Especially since this clown is the one that is sitting there handing out crack pipes in kits to people all over the United States.
Welcome to America.
Here's your crack pipe.
Here's your crack pipe.
Go smoke some with Hunter.
Man, Hunter's such a dirtbag, isn't he?
My God.
Oh, boy.
And has to film it.
Everything.
Everything he wants to film.
He wants it all out there.
I wish I had a dollar for every minute he's filmed his own ding-dong.
I'd be rich.
I mean, literally.
He walks around filming his ding dong and him smoking crack and hookers all day long.
Think about that.
He films himself naked, having sex with hookers, and smoking crack every day.
What are you going to do today?
Oh, man, I think I'm going to film myself smoking crack again.
He never gets tired.
With all the hookers.
Right.
What are you doing on Wednesday?
I'm going to film myself 24-7.
Right.
And there's just like thousands and thousands of hours on his laptop of him just sitting there smoking crack with hookers.
I mean, his hooker bill has to be phenomenal.
It does.
Well, it is.
We've gotten a little sample of what this whole thing cost for him to do it.
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Yes, we're off to a big start here.
This is, you know, you really, I was looking at a lot of the memers and they do such a great job of amplifying all of this stuff, but we actually have the original material uncut and it's even better than anything that anybody could put together.
It's so crazy.
It's like, these people are nuts.
I mean, Red State is highlighting some of this stuff.
Tuesday tune, Jill Biden gives a master class.
People as food, guess what Joe is?
People as food items with Dr.
Jill, Latinos are tacos, and the president is a carrot.
Only one is true.
I mean, they're just having a blast with this stuff.
But you don't really have to try that hard because you can use their original content.
And it's all there.
It's pretty bad.
Pretty bad.
It's hilarious.
I've been laughing my ass off at memes all day.
I'm like, man.
I mean, who writes this stuff?
I know.
Hello, my little tacos and burritos.
I'd like to thank you for joining the Democrat Party.
Oh, hey.
Hey, you little enchilada, you.
You so papilla?
I mean, my God, man.
I'll be margarita.
Yeah.
Let's all drink some margarita.
Oh, yeah.
You're all my little margaritas.
Man, it's just, who writes this stuff?
It's like, somebody's writing and saying, okay, we're going to compare them to breakfast tacos.
Right.
And somebody's like, ah, no, that's not a good idea.
You're wondering why, you know, they got a 26% approval rating with Hispanics.
Oh, of course.
Oh, Dr.
Taco.
They're completely out of touch.
And like you said, racist.
Here's Joe Biden.
Okay, check him out.
Unlike the African American community, with notable exceptions, the Latino community is an incredibly diverse community with incredibly different attitudes about different things.
Kid Lord!
I know!
Did he just say unlike the black community?
Unlike the black community.
I know!
These are his words.
And they call us racist?
I don't think so.
I really, I really don't think so.
You've got a history of Who can vote for this applesauce brain idiot?
Seriously.
It's embarrassing, but I have to tell you, I'm getting a lot more vocal here in LA. I swear I am.
I was at the dog park last night, and I just started talking to another dog owner, and you just can't help but talk about it, right?
And he's telling me, you know, that there's like another...
This variant that's coming out while he wears his mask and he's standing, you know, a few feet away from me.
And I'm like, you know what?
To each his own.
If you want to stay masked up forever, I respect you for that.
But you know what?
I'm outside in a park and I'm not going to wear a mask.
He offered to give me one.
I don't need your mask.
You can keep your mask.
Thank you very much.
I'm good.
See, in the South, if he did that, we say, won't you shove that straight up your ass?
Then the conversation's over.
You don't have to talk to a liberal no more.
Exactly.
Oh, we scooted right along.
Thank you very much for your assistance.
But we don't need a mask and we don't need to further this conversation.
Oh, yeah.
It's just like that here.
It's really, really crazy.
But there's a whole history.
I can't take it.
I would literally go postal.
Oh, I know you would.
Mind your own business.
God, they're just total psychotic with the mask and the variants.
There's a new variant coming out.
Yeah, Dr.
Fauci says a variant's coming out in the fall.
Oh, you mean the yearly flu's going to crank back up again?
Woo, I'm scared.
Oh, yeah.
They're already starting to bang that drum.
But we knew that they would.
I mean, we knew that.
That it's like their only hope in order to try to continue to steal elections is talking about the variants.
And they're out there openly doing it.
I mean, here you've got the CDC. Rochelle, to you on masking on public transport.
Yeah, thank you for that question.
So let me just reiterate that CDC recommendations have been and continue to be to mask in our public transport corridors.
So in our airports, in our airways, on our trains.
That has not changed.
It has not wavered.
It has been reversed in the courts and that is currently under legal consideration.
But the CDC guidance continues to be to mask in these corridors and I continue to wear mine.
Yeah.
Go ahead and wear your face diaper for the rest of your life because I don't want to look at your ugly mug anyway and tell all your lies.
So that's all you do is lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
It's true.
And we've had enough of it.
And they know we've had enough of it.
I've never wore one.
I don't even own one.
I don't either.
I don't either.
And here you got Dr.
Fauci.
I got this from your page.
Everybody wants to put this pandemic behind us and feel and hope that it doesn't exist.
It does.
He does.
Man, who cares what this loser says?
He is.
That guy should be in prison the rest of his life.
He caused more suffering and misery and don't care.
And deaths, how many people died of the jab and are still dying from it?
I mean, young people are falling out left and right.
I mean, 22 year olds, 18 year olds, 17, 25, 32, just dropping dead from heart attacks.
It's the clot shot.
That's right.
I don't get it.
I mean, you have these situations where you know that people, I mean, they have an adult death syndrome now.
I mean, come on.
This is where it is.
We didn't have that before.
Sudden death.
There you go.
Yeah.
Sudden death syndrome is being blamed.
Yeah, it's sudden death, all right.
You get the shot, it clocks you up, and then you die suddenly.
Oh my gosh.
Well, they're pushing it as hard as they can, but Sarah was even talking about it.
What I will tell you is that come the fall and winter, most everyone who's an expert on pandemics and these viruses will tell you that strong chance that we will see a resurgence of the virus, whether it's the variants that we have now or new variants, and we've got to be ready.
Oh yeah, we gotta be ready.
We gotta lock you in your homes.
Gotta be ready for the yearly flu, everybody.
That's right.
We've got the midterm elections coming up.
Now we need to lock you up in your house.
These scientists, these scientists, they get paid a million dollars.
And I'm telling you, they're making the bold, and I mean bold prediction, that at flu season, there's going to be flu again.
Pretty much.
I mean, it happens every year, doesn't it?
God, just who is so gullible and who is so nuts to believe these people?
I mean, God, you just have to be.
I guess when you get outside, you're red-pilled.
And you spend so many years and, you know, I woke up, you know, I was blind to it, but I woke up in like 30 years ago and I've always been political.
And I was a hippie, you know, once I got out of the army, I grew my hair long, beard down to my, you know, I look exactly like ZZ Top.
I look exactly like that.
And even as a hippie musician, And I was.
I lived the hippie lifestyle.
I was still conservative, you know, in politics.
I still...
I remember, you know, when you're a musician, you have to learn how to build shit so you can make a deck or something during the day so you can blow all your money playing music at night and getting paid nothing.
So I remember, you know...
Building people's homes or decks or whatever we were doing on the side and having that radio blasted.
Instead, you know, they'd think you'd be looking at us that we'd be blasting some, like, Grateful Dead or something.
We'd be blasting Rush Limbaugh, you know?
Exactly.
It would just freak people out.
It'd freak people out.
I can't believe you guys listen to Rush Limbaugh.
It's our man.
Well, it's really true.
I mean, everybody assumes in Hollywood that everybody thinks on the liberal side of things, but it's not the case at all.
When you saw some of the rallies that were going on in Beverly Hills and some of the other areas, there's a lot of conservatives in California.
I believe California, really, if it wasn't stolen every single day, every single time there's an election, then it would be a red state.
I have no doubt about that.
You've got the two liberal ends of the state, and they dominate, but there's all that in the middle, and there's a lot of people, but a lot of them have moved, too.
I mean, they're moving to your state, let's face it.
They're out of here.
They just don't even want to deal with it anymore.
They really don't, and who could blame them?
It is...
Yeah, DeSantis just signed another bill.
It's a felony.
If you get caught ballot harvesting, no mail in, no bucks from Zuckerberg.
You can't beat us here now because he's got the cheating under control.
I'm trying to tell everybody that.
If the governor gets in there and he's a good governor, like I think Carrie Lake will be, and like DeSantis is, You can go in there and it's state elections.
That's who runs these elections.
What's the use of voting?
Because it's all cheating.
We can win.
We just have to put good governors in state by state.
I'm telling you, Trump, if he runs, he's going to win here.
The Santa's going to win by a mile because he can't cheat.
He's got it locked down.
He literally has a task force of police that just are for cheaters, and he's coming after you, and he's going to put you in prison.
And that's how you have to do it.
That's the way it should be.
Yeah.
I don't think anybody would argue whether you want your vote to count or not.
I can't even imagine having that argument.
Honestly.
We have Republican governors like Kemp who sit there and let all this happen and basically let Stacey Abrams run the whole state under his nose and let all this happen.
We have Republican governors in Arizona and some of these swing states and they just sit there and let the Democrats cheat and then protected them when they did.
And then attack Trump.
I mean, God, what good does it have to have a Republican in there when they act like a damn Democrat?
That's right.
And that's the problem.
Oh, it's so true.
And that's the problem that we have here.
But you've got somebody like Ron DeSantis, and he's making them all look bad.
I mean, he has taken action to protect the integrity of elections by making ballot harvesting a felony, strengthening voter ID, eliminating drop boxes, and banning Zuckerbucks.
Okay, so somebody gets it.
Well, he said that he's like, you know, the problem is, with all this, is like, you know, who do you call?
Like, if you see somebody cheating in an election, you know, okay, you see them cheating in an election, and you call the police, and the police are like, they don't even know what to do.
They don't even know if it's, you know, what crime it is.
Right.
They don't even know, okay, that's, you know, this code, this crime.
So that's why he did it.
Oh, that's smart.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So he's like, now I'm going to create a task force of just that so you can call and they know what to do and they know what to look for and they will come investigate and they will be there.
They won't just say, I mean, let's face it.
If, you know, if somebody says, hey, somebody's down here in District 3 and I call them putting three ballots in, that's going to, you know, if you're busy with murders and people getting shot and robberies.
And I mean, that's on the end of your list.
But if you have a task force like DeSantis has got now that are real law men, you know, that can put the handcuffs on you and all they do is just like, okay, they're ballot harvesting.
They're cheating and they come right there and get you.
And I mean, it's brilliant.
He's the only guy in the country who invented it.
Oh, boy.
I mean, it's great that he's there because he really does put the others to shame.
And hopefully they'll learn something from him.
I mean, that's really kind of the hope because he's that amazing.
But your Uranus came up yesterday.
Oh, yeah.
I always can slide.
I gotta slide in Uranus anytime I get a chance.
If you're gonna name, you could have named that planet anything.
You could have named it anything.
You could have named it Bob and it would have been better than Uranus.
If you're going to name a planet Uranus, I'm on it.
I'm never going to let you live it down.
Oh, I was dying.
I was at work, of course, in a meeting.
Whenever you text me something, I swear, I'm in a meeting, and it's the funniest thing because I just start cracking up.
I looked at that and I went, oh no, I know everybody knows that I'm obviously not paying attention, but anyway.
You said, wow, I can clearly see Uranus.
Alright, so the breaking.
NASA releases first image from its new space telescope.
Deepest view of the universe ever captured.
Unbelievable, isn't it?
Wow.
Isn't that something?
I mean, it just goes forever.
If you ever start thinking about it, you have to write a science fiction novel like I did to even try to explain it.
You know, it's true.
I mean, it just goes forever and ever.
And I'm just talking about, you know, I'm not talking about, you know, God or anything like that.
I'm just talking about the universe itself.
It just like goes on and on and on.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Crazy.
The oceans and the seas are big.
Nothing compares to this.
It's just forever and beyond.
And this was just quite a marvel.
And it was really a nice break to see something this magnificent and to be able to see all of this stuff.
There's been memes on that.
Oh, yes.
Look behind there.
Look behind that.
That galaxy and there's, you know, Hunter out in space smoking Christ.
Oh, he's everywhere smoking crack.
I'm sure there's going to be some tacos floating around in there now.
Oh, I'm sure.
Oh my gosh.
And Joe Biden, of course, getting lost out there somewhere because he's always lost.
But yeah, I saw that and I was just cracking up.
Well, the January 6th committee, it looks like they are starting to team up with some of the conservative voices now.
And they are calling out.
And a lot of, you know, some of these people, Tim Pool and Alex Jones and Salty Cracker and some of the others.
And because they're getting desperate.
All right.
They are absolutely getting desperate.
And so they are playing a whole bunch of clips from previous shows way back then.
And they're trying to hype up the January 6th rally and calling for supporters to descend upon Washington for a red wedding immediately after Trump's December 19th tweets.
So they are now shifting from people that weren't even there to just people that were talking about it.
On social media.
Oh yeah.
Well, we were doing another podcast together back then on January 6th, and we were begging everybody, don't go.
This is a trap.
I bet they ain't going to play that.
Oh, boy.
I bet they won't play us, telling everybody, do not go to the Capitol.
We didn't say, don't go to the Trump rally.
That's fine.
We just said, when it's done, leave.
And when it all started, I was screaming on the microphone on the show, don't go.
This was like Antifa or the feds or something.
This is not right.
Don't go.
Don't get suckered in.
Don't go in there.
See, they ain't gonna play that, are they?
No.
And that was the whole thing.
And you were the one.
It was you and I. And a lot of people want to know how we met, too.
They're asking about that whole story.
About how you stood me up and all of that stuff.
Multiple, multiple, multiple times.
But anyway, we'll tell that story.
Not on a date.
Not on a date.
I've got it in my suspended Twitter messages, but anyway.
And they're all date stamped, but whatever.
She kept asking me to come on her show, and I guess I don't remember this.
Oh, of course he doesn't remember.
Of course he doesn't remember.
I guess I kept saying I would, and then I just wouldn't show her.
Yes, that's exactly what happened.
Several, several times I was doing a show and I'm like, okay, cat turds coming and I would have everybody that was helping get the word out on this show to announce that this fabulous cat is going to come.
I cannot wait.
I'm such a fan of his.
And this is way before you had a huge account like you do now.
And I couldn't wait to talk to you.
And I wanted to introduce you to everyone.
Well, every time I would turn around.
No, I can't make it today.
No, I'm not going to be able to do it today.
And I'm like, oh my gosh.
And this went on for weeks.
I've got to do some frog gigging tonight.
Sorry.
I got some important crap going on.
I would make up every excuse.
You had a hairball.
You were at the vet.
The tuna didn't agree with you.
I went on and on and on making cat excuses for you.
And then finally you came on this show and and we were always talking in between on text but then we did a show together and we just enjoyed it so much and then we started doing this one so that's really how we met was on social media so most social media does have a strong points and let's face it as much as I really don't like it these days after Twitter and all their shenanigans you know I was able to meet you and so many other amazing people as a result Our chat rooms are blowing up like crazy.
No kidding.
The litter mates.
They are wonderful.
They gave themselves, I'll give yourselves that name.
It's hilarious.
Litter mates.
Aren't they wonderful though?
Man, our chat rooms are just going like...
They're so fast you can't type in them.
I mean, that's what a lot of people are coming back and saying.
And you know what?
It's because of the litter mates.
They're the ones that are keeping that conversation going.
They've got their own conversation going on in there.
It's not just about us, believe me.
They've got recipes they're swapping.
There's better things to talk to about.
But they are so welcoming.
You all are so welcoming to everybody that comes in to the show for the first time to where they start to participate and chat.
Thank you so much for that.
You're just amazing.
All you little tacos, we appreciate that.
We love you tacos.
And burritos, enchiladas.
Margaritas.
Yeah.
Lord, it's just, oh my God, these people, I'm telling you, they're so privileged, and Hunter's been, man, Tucker broke it down on his show yesterday, too, the $30 million he's gotten from China, and they give him 10% of this company, 10% of this company.
Mm-hmm.
You know, they're just dirty.
Dirty, dirty.
He had the whole breakdown.
10% to the big guy.
20% to Jim, who's crooked as hell.
Joe Biden's brother.
Just corrupt as they can be.
And of course, they all have to, you know, give Hunter $100,000 a month just for his coke and hooker habit.
Of course.
That dude's blown through.
Guess how much taxes he paid on all this stuff?
All that Ukrainian money.
All the Russian money he shook everybody down with.
The $30 million he got.
Zero.
He didn't pay no taxes on it.
None.
You got Joe Biden up there.
Sitting up there.
We gotta pay our fair share.
You gotta pay your fair share.
How about you pay one dime then?
Of your drug money.
Oh, exactly.
Well, let's face it.
There's missing five million dollars from Biden that's unaccounted for that he didn't pay taxes for in his tax returns that no one's talking about.
If that were President Trump, that's all we would be hearing about.
Check out this clip.
This is fun.
Folks, we have mortgaged our foreign policy.
Everyone's out there going, oh my God, how in God's name?
You know, the Chinese came here and the president didn't get anything.
Guess what?
They own us.
We welcome, President Obama and I, we welcome, encourage and see nothing but positive benefits flowing from direct investment in the United States from Chinese businesses and Chinese entities.
They own us because of fools like you, Joe Biden.
You sold us down the river.
You sewed us out, you basement dummy.
Absolutely.
Freak.
From his own mouth.
Well, everyone...
How old were you when you stopped showering with your daughter?
And who showers with her daughter anyway?
Oh, God.
Kids take baths.
Oh, boy.
Who showers...
What grown man showers with her daughter?
How old?
How old?
You know, how old was she?
She said she was inappropriate.
You took showers with her, and it was inappropriate to an inappropriate time in her life.
And she said in the diary, that's why she has all these problems, all the drug problems, all the problems with men, all the problems with relationships, because who?
Daddy Joe showered with her.
That's right.
What she thought was an inappropriate age.
Good lord.
No wonder they have problems.
It's because of them.
Creepy, weird garbage family.
They're garbage.
Exactly.
Hunter, Jill, they're all.
Him, his slimy, sleazy brother who's so corrupt and been sitting there just, you know, shaking everybody down because Joe Biden was vice president back then.
I mean, that's why I call them the garbage family because they're garbage.
Oh, it's true.
Look at this.
I mean, look at how he's kissing his granddaughter.
Oh, my gosh.
Benny said, you kiss your grandma.
If your grandfather kisses you like this, call the cops.
And I'm serious.
And it's true.
Who kisses an 18, 16, 20-year-old girl?
Your grandfather's mouth like that, man.
Mm-mm.
I mean, did he slide his tongue in?
I bet he does when nobody's looking.
Boy, he's gross.
Oh, I can't even think about it.
It's just disgusting.
I just cannot.
I remember watching that live.
I was like, what in the hell did I just see?
I know.
I know.
I'm like, who does that?
And it's with such confidence and such authority.
Like, that's just the way it is.
Gross.
Yeah.
See you in the shower, baby.
Oh, man.
It's just so, so bad.
I don't even know what to say when I see these things.
I just kind of try to put them out of my mind.
But while Twitter is definitely on alert, we call this aiding and abetting.
Of course, I would refer to it as aiding and abiding.
Biden being the funny part of the whole thing, because that's all they do is cover for him.
The DOJ and everybody else, the FBI, not to mention interfering with an ongoing investigation.
What is going on?
So they are taking down every single one.
Of these videos that they can find.
They're on high alert for Hunter Biden videos, taking them down as fast as they can.
Twitter has also enabled a no screenshot or screen recorder for their rules center now.
Why are you hiding the truth, Twitter?
What are they doing now?
They're hiding anything with Hunter Biden and the latest drops.
With him, of course, naked, smoking crack and everything else.
They're taking every single video of Hunter Biden, just like they did in the 2016 election.
So all you people that are employees of Twitter, you're just a bunch of pedos too, huh?
Yeah.
You gotta protect the pedo, right?
Exactly.
I mean, this is kind of fun.
You pretend to be for women's rights.
Sure.
And all this stuff.
Yeah.
We see what you're doing.
Yeah.
Every single time something like this comes up.
I love this little meme here.
They've got all these trunks open that they're closing.
They're trying to get rid of them as quickly as they possibly can.
And there's a reason.
They're everywhere still.
Yeah.
And that one's from Mr.
Potato Head.
Put that one together.
Oh, my gosh.
So, yeah.
I mean, this is really what we have, and you're starting to see it.
You're starting to see people respond to this ridiculousness.
I mean, honestly, if you at this point think that it's a good idea to continue to go down the road of voting Democrat, I don't know how to help you.
I mean, honestly, I think you have mental problems.
I really do.
Yeah, you're for high taxes, open borders, transgender, you know, in your bathroom, in your bathrooms with your little kids, story time hour to your five-year-old.
What are you for?
Abortions until the baby's breathing.
I mean, these people, you know, Jeffrey Dahmer would be so proud of you guys.
He really would.
Gosh, he would.
Well, dog crap one just donated to the show.
Wasn't it turd?
It was probably, he says, dog crap to cat turd, dot, dot, dot.
God.
Well, just so everyone knows, January 6th committee has canceled Thursday's hearing amid Steve Bannon's offer to testify live.
They don't want him to testify live.
They don't want to do it because he's going to own them.
Of course.
I think it's fantastic.
And especially with all the new information.
Remember that report that I was reading to everyone yesterday?
I want to testify live.
You would be fantastic.
Oh my God.
I might get arrested, but it'd be a comedy show.
Oh my gosh.
As Adam Kinsley asked me a question, I said, you ain't gonna cry, are you buddy?
You okay?
You need a bucket?
He couldn't stand up to you.
I'm gonna answer this, Adam, but just please don't start fake crying on me.
Please.
I couldn't handle it.
You guys did it.
You held the line.
And you held our democracy.
Oh God, you see Paul Ryan said he was crying too.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Oh, boy.
I don't know what the deal is with soy boys, but it really isn't a turn-on.
It's really awful to see.
I'm sorry.
I just don't like that.
It just doesn't...
It's just not a good look for me.
Especially if you're in a leadership position.
It's like, come on.
You start to cry?
Really?
Uh-uh.
No.
Tough it up.
Figure it out.
Move on.
Get it together here.
It's like, you know, some of these modern...
I guess you call them men.
I call them boys.
But man, do they cry?
I mean, every time I watch TV on some kind of reality show and I'm flipping through the channels, there's some guy on there bawling.
Exactly.
It's like, stop crying.
Exactly.
You're like, I mean, God, I mean, is that what you want?
You want a guy that cries all the time?
Women out there?
Please.
You know what you want?
They're over there bawling and you're like, honey, it's an episode of Friends.
Relax.
They get back together, I promise.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I will say that we have a couple people that are saying right here that if you were, Patriot Lioness just said, well, she would watch the hearings if Kat was testifying, but only if Kat was testifying.
You would improve those numbers at least.
So yes, the Sham House January 6 committee has changed its anticipated schedule of high impact hearings amidst a series of maneuvers by potential witnesses and Steve Bannon's indication he is willing to testify on his own terms.
One of his own terms, one of the terms was testifying live in person before committee.
Why not?
Why wouldn't they welcome that?
We want the transparency they promised us, right?
It was going to be transparent?
No.
Uh-uh.
They don't want anything like that and especially since this came out yesterday and we broke the story on the air.
They all lied.
This is from the Gateway Pundit and we have proof.
The highly sensitive DOJ January 6th documents leaked to the Gateway Pundit.
FBI confidential human source infiltrated Proud Boys, ran FBI operations on January 6th, reported they were innocent.
They have the text.
They have the documents in full.
This was a fantastic article.
I'm going to drop it again for those that weren't able to see it yesterday.
I'm going to drop it into chat because you should read it.
It's a lot of really good information there, and it's got a lot of receipts there.
So, enjoy it.
But, I don't know.
I don't know how much longer this January 6th is going to go on.
Do they even have an end date?
The ratings.
The ratings are...
They showed the...
Even on CNN, I think it was, I saw a clip where they showed more likely to vote Republican or less likely to vote Republican since the January 6th, and it dropped one-tenth of one percent.
It is a joke.
One-tenth of a percent.
Yeah.
I mean, really?
They're losing everything, honestly.
When they brought that liar up there that actually started telling the, yeah, Trump, he beat somebody up and he ninja'd five people.
And then he beat up and he grabbed the limo driver, beat the hell out of it and grabbed it and turned around.
I'm going to take over the world and America.
We're going to get this election.
I mean, it was ridiculous, the lies coming out of that crazy woman's mouth.
Absolutely.
Well, that's the thing now.
She said she wrote a note and the guy that wrote it said, you didn't write that, I wrote it.
That was my note.
And then the people that were in the limo and the Secret Service said, we'll testify under oath tomorrow that this lady's lying.
And nope, they don't want to have them on there.
We have got a criminal family right under our nose.
And you were putting up there January Sixers?
Are you kidding?
You've got the Biden family that you could look at all day long and how they are hurting us as a country.
How they are completely selling us out and profiting.
You've got all of this.
You've got the hookers.
You've got the whores.
You've got the drugs.
You've got...
The sex, you've got everything you want all rolled up in one.
The trial and the hearing would be sensational.
It would make Johnny Depp's trial with Amber Heard look like nothing.
If you were to put all the stuff that you have on this family and this administration up on a hearing, let me tell you something, your ratings would go through the roof because we all have receipts and we all have proof.
Can't deny it.
Hunter's got a kid.
He got a stripper pregnant, has a kid, and he did everything he can to get out of paying any kind of child support to that kid.
This is what a scumbag he is.
He goes blows $10,000 a night on hookers and crack, but won't pay that lady a dime for that kid.
It's his.
DNA tested.
It's his.
The court had to force a DNA test, and of course, you know, here comes a little pop secret.
And Pop Secret, you know, his mom's like, you know, we're suing your ass.
And I don't know what it was.
They made her go away, so they probably gave her a couple million dollars.
Boy.
Made her go away.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, they won't even acknowledge the child.
Here's the thing.
They don't even acknowledge.
They don't know Christmas stocking for that little baby.
Oh, no.
That's a blood relative.
That has been proven to be his child.
That is...
You cannot deny that that is theirs.
Deny your own blood.
Because of political stuff.
Can you imagine denying your own blood?
If that was my son or daughter, was it a son or daughter?
I don't even remember.
I'm not sure.
I don't know if Pop Secret is a girl or a boy.
I have no idea.
It's a secret.
It's a secret.
We will probably never know.
I don't know if it's a daughter or a son, but let's say it's a son.
You're just going to deny your son the rest of your life?
To save face?
Believe me, you know what your son or daughter's gonna see when they're growing up?
You, you know, grabbing your junk, smoking crack, With hookers and doing lines off their butts.
That's all.
Here's Daddy.
That's right.
Here's Daddy's famous look.
Look right here.
And the fact that you don't have anybody talking about it, but covering it up just lets you know where we are as a country.
They have completely taken over the conversation.
He slept with his dead brother's wife.
I know!
For God's sakes, man!
This guy's...
You can't get bigger dirtbagging him.
And dated for years!
I mean, this has been going on for a long, long time.
I mean, this is really a sick family when you start looking at all the different...
The garbage family, man.
You heard the Addams Family?
This is the garbage family.
We need to do a theme song, the garbage family.
Oh my gosh.
It's true though.
You couldn't even make a movie this bad and then act like this is the guy running.
People on Jerry Springer denied him coming on and said, y'all too crazy.
You gotta get out of here.
You can't get the help that you need.
We have a reputation.
We fix families.
Those that are fixable.
This one is definitely not.
Thank you, American Spirit 777.
They just donated to the show.
Love your show, they said.
And then Alchemy.
Alchemy, you're awesome.
And they are asking for, would like Litter Mate t-shirts, please, one day.
Litter Mate t-shirts.
We should do it.
That's fun.
We should do that.
That would be a lot of fun.
Yeah, I'll leave that up to you.
You're the marketing extraordinaire.
Well, shirts are a pain in the butt because you got to have a couple of colors and you got to have small, large, medium, extra large, triple A's, large, girls, guys, these cuts, and they don't fit and people send them back.
So they're a pain, man.
But you know, if you get something that's like one size fits all, like a beanie or a hat or something, it's real easy, just to be honest as I can.
Oh, well then maybe we'll do that.
Maybe we'll do a hat instead so we don't have to deal with the whole size situation.
Oh my gosh.
And then you have Sunshine135 who just donated and said, I agree with alchemy.
Littermate t-shirts needed.
That would be fun.
All colors.
Yeah, I'll get on that.
In your free time.
In your spare time.
Yeah, right after I feed the puppies every three hours and clean up their shit every five seconds.
Yeah.
And on top of everything else that you do.
Oh my gosh.
Well, here we go on to the Lone Star State.
They do it alone.
Border agents have arrested nearly 26,000 migrants at five Texas sectors in less than a week as Governor Abbott defies Biden and puts them on buses back to the border.
Oh, yeah.
That's good.
That is good.
It's a little late, but it's good.
But it's way late.
I mean, come on.
If it was DeSantis, man, he'd been on that crap from day one.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I have mixed feelings about him, but he's always kind of late.
You know what I mean?
He's not a bad governor, but he's not a great governor either like DeSantis.
He's just not...
Right.
There's a huge difference.
And that's the thing.
DeSantis is a superstar.
Yes, he just rocks.
You can't compare anybody to him.
He's almost in a class of his own.
And he's just doing amazing things.
So here you've got 10,000 of those migrants crossed into one Texas border town alone.
Nearly three quarters were apprehended by Border Patrol.
We're single adults.
The five sectors are Del Rio, Rio Grande Valley, El Paso, Laredo, and Big Bend.
The arrests come as Texas Governor Abbott directed the Texas National Guard and Texas Department of Public Safety to apprehend migrants.
Or as Jill Biden would say, they arrested 26,000 tacos.
Yeah.
26,000 tacos back to Mexico.
I cannot believe she compared Hispanic speech.
She compared them all to tacos, man.
Really?
Yeah.
When I heard it, I'm like, this is a meme.
There's no way that she would be dumb enough to say it if somebody was dumb enough to write it.
You know what I mean?
And then somebody was dumb enough to write it and she was dumb enough to say it.
Boy, it's just, you know, I mean, did anybody look at the speech?
Didn't they look at the speech?
Yeah, I would pre-read my own speech.
I'd say, okay, yeah, yeah.
You know, diversity, good, good, good.
Tacos, what the hell?
What do you mean tacos?
You're going to prepare them to breakfast tacos?
Number one, there ain't no such thing as a breakfast taco.
It's breakfast burritos.
Exactly.
I've never had a breakfast taco in my life.
I don't even know.
I don't think they exist, but it's a breakfast burrito.
You can find them everywhere.
Oh my gosh.
Well, here's a history of them.
This is going to make you cringe a little.
So say it with me!
See, say Broadway!
The diversity of this community, as distinct as the Bogota's of the Bronx, as beautiful as the blossoms of Miami, And as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio.
It's awful hard to get Latinx vaccinated as well.
Why?
They're worried that they'll be vaccinated and deported.
I just have one thing to say.
Hang on here.
All right.
I could do that.
Good lord, this is so...
And on behalf of my husband and the people of the United States, buenos tardes.
Oh boy.
And beyond my husband in the United States, hello tacos!
Hello, Toritos.
We love you.
Vote for us in November.
Oh, God.
That voice.
That voice, I'm telling you, it sounds like a chicken on crack.
Lord, God, I couldn't stand somebody.
Uh-oh.
Darling!
Honey, come here!
Oh, God.
That voice is like scratching a chalkboard, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Remember Jeb?
Jeb.
Oh, Jeb come out speaking Spanish.
And I'm just like, I'm watching the first primary, you know, with Trump and Jeb.
And, you know, all the primaries back in 2015.
And here comes Jeb.
And the first thing he does is he's sitting there, blah, blah, blah.
He's speaking damn Spanish.
I'm like, what is he doing?
Right.
I know.
Are you running for Mexico, president of Mexico, or the United States?
And it's just pandering.
And these people don't no more care.
I mean, it's just like, oh, I learned, you know, I learned Spanish in school because...
My dad paid for my way through Harvard, and I was bored, so I learned Spanish, and now I'm going to use it to pander.
And that, like, I'm with you.
I'm with the Spanish because I can speak Spanish.
I mean, it's so degrading.
It always goes back to Hillary's hot sauce in her purse.
And then, you ain't black, and then we're going to put you back in change.
Remember he said that?
Oh, absolutely.
And then you have politicians.
What really gets me, because I am from the South originally, but when they start speaking Southern, oh, that's got to gripe you.
I know it's got to gripe you, because you are Southern, and I mean, still to this day, you live, of course, there in the South.
Well, just be yourself.
I know.
Whoever you are.
Exactly.
I mean, let's face it.
You're a rich person who's, you know, the only people that you ever see in minorities in your real life is all your servants and maids at your mansions.
Let's get real.
Exactly.
I mean, you never lived in the streets.
You've never lived out here with the rest of us.
I mean, and it's just total pandering and it's disgusting.
And it's, I mean, it's, it's, and you can see it from a mile away.
It's just disgusting.
Oh, it really is.
And then the southern accent when they try it, and then they come down here from New York and they're like, I ain't no way tired!
And you're like, oh my god.
Please stop.
Be who you are, you know?
Exactly.
You don't have to change.
Be who you are.
Right.
You don't have to change.
Believe me.
You think I'm going to start trying to talk like, you know, without this ridiculous Southern accent?
I mean, it's just who I am.
So that's what I'm going to do.
Don't pander to people.
Just be who yourself.
Everybody's different.
I mean, you don't have to be.
I mean, you know, it's just like, why don't you just wear a straw hat and put a piece of hay in your mouth?
Exactly.
And paint some freckles on your face.
And wear some overalls and go, yee-haw!
Let's go down to the square dance, y'all!
Yeah, right after you change out of that expensive suit, Armani suit.
Yeah, I mean, it's ridiculous.
It's really silly.
But they really feel like they're connecting with their audience that way.
It's just quite the opposite.
Well, we finally have a guilty verdict in the migrant whipping story, but it isn't Border Patrol.
It's the media.
They're the ones that basically got this thing done.
It's ridiculous.
The guilty party isn't Border Patrol, which was falsely accused of whipping migrants.
It's the media that lied to cover up the Biden border crisis.
I think everybody knows that.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Well, they are giving them a slap on the hand, basically, nearly after 10 months after the corporate media and Democrat conspiracy theorists flooded front pages, the White House press briefing room, and Twitter with assertions that the Border Patrol agents whipped migrants, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection investigation, Found no evidence that the horseback unit used their reins to strike at the influx of Haitians illegally crossing the U.S.-Mexico border.
And in fact, it was the media's fake story that sparked an investigation in the first place.
Viral photos and videos in September of 2021 appeared to show Border Patrol agents in Del Rio, Texas, corralling several migrants who were trying to cross the water to get to the United States.
These images and clips, you saw them, were accompanied by grandiose accusations that the border law enforcement agents were using whips against the fearful migrants.
So you had it all over the place.
They were talking about the misconduct of all of these agents and everything else.
And basically, I believe they have admitted that this really was not a non-story.
But they have to punish them anyway.
Because of these fake news stories in the media.
It's really ridiculous.
I mean, it's the corporate media that should be paying a price for this, not the border agents.
Who watches them anymore?
Seriously.
I don't know.
I don't watch anything.
I couldn't imagine.
I haven't watched ABC, NBC News, the mainstream media since the mid-90s.
It's just like, man.
And I'm an old dude.
Who watches this?
How do they even stay in business?
I mean, the cheesy Good Morning America, it's like every cheese ball, cheesy, completely lame person saying something lame in the world.
I mean, it's just like, and they're all based out of New York, and they all just come from the city, and they have no idea.
And it's just like, oh, we're going to have somebody show us how to grill lamb chops today, aren't we, Mildred?
Yeah!
Let's go grill some lamb chops!
I mean, who watches this cheesy crap?
Well, it's ridiculous.
I'm glad you brought up New York, though, because they're having so many problems there.
The rising crime rates and everything else.
New York DA... Bragg charged victim in Bodega attack, but won't charge...
Bogota.
You said that wrong.
Bogota.
Bogota.
Thank you, Jill Biden.
The Bogota and the tacos.
Won't charge woman who stabbed him three times.
It's insanity.
Oh, it's really bad.
And then it goes on.
I mean, here you go.
Soft on crime.
New York releases drug cartel runners one day after being caught with 1.2 million in meth.
Kid Lord.
Hit the road, Jack.
Yeah.
Just letting them go.
Man, how does anybody vote for Democrat?
I want more crime to kill my family, so I'm voting Democrat.
Exactly.
Exactly.
But see, this is the thing.
This is how the poison pill, which is the lamestream media, they're really driving these messages home.
I mean, look at this.
Future Democrats.
They're evil people.
They make $7 million a year and they go home and sleep like babies.
And they know they're suckering idiots into believing it.
That's right.
And don't care.
They don't care at all.
But see, you know what?
Somebody else is writing that script that they're reading.
And they are selling it to the American people.
And they don't know what's really going on.
They're not doing their own research.
No.
Not even close.
I mean, look at this.
Future Democrats.
This is out from the Gateway Pundit.
Toddler takes a swing at police, calling them racist names and telling them to F off.
They don't care.
That's a child!
He called him a bitch, I believe!
Come on!
You bitch!
This is crazy!
So this young child is cussing and taking a swing at police officers.
Alright?
It made its round on the internet Monday, giving a picture.
It's Putin's fault.
It's Putin's fault, sure.
Giving a picture of general disrespect for police in the Minnesota Capitol.
Check this out.
Check me homecoming faces.
I'm putting some on my face.
Shut the face.
What up, bitch?
Why are you putting that one too?
You guys are messing around?
Just sit.
What a bitch!
I mean, wrong on so many levels.
Lord.
Oh, yeah.
That's some excellent parenting going on right there.
I mean, every, what is he, three?
Every word out of his mouth is an F-bomb.
And hitting.
Hitching.
Hitting and yelling at people and calling them names.
That's nice.
This is why if I ever had kids, I would never allow them to go into the school system ever.
Never.
Yeah.
Never.
Uh-uh.
I would keep a real...
I would probably just screw them up.
No, you wouldn't.
We see how you are with those puppies.
By the way, it is time for some puppy talk because, you know what, we cannot close this show without hearing all about those little cuties.
They're doing good.
They're just moving right along.
They're just, I got to get them.
I've got to move them, not move them from their room.
Man, I opened that door.
I have a barrier where I can open the door and then get to where they stay.
And there's old Wiggles.
Watch him wiggle.
Watch that sucker wiggling.
He is so cute.
He almost has like a sidewind.
That's why I'm calling Wiggles.
Yeah.
He's like a sidewinder.
Sidewinder rattlesnake.
All of them, you give them their food, and they're like...
In five seconds, you have to pull them back so they don't get a stomachache.
And not Wiggles, man.
Wiggles just like, lick, lick, lick.
It's like 15 minutes to eat a little bowl.
Oh my gosh.
And that's exactly the way Smiles eat.
You know, Smiles real, real slow eater.
Real slow eater.
Oh, they are so precious, though.
Oh my gosh.
I think it's going to be...
It's going to be five weeks, Friday, so...
I'm going to really be getting serious about some of these people and contact them about that one of them.
And I think I got four or five people within a 50 mile radius that really want a few bad.
So I'm just going to, I'm going to vet them and I'm going to keep, I don't think I'm going to keep more than one.
Although God, it's going to be hard for me to get rid of socks because socks, that girl loves me.
It's just socks is going to be the hard one.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know.
There's Batman.
Batman's cool as hell too.
He's a little shit eater.
I have to like quarantine him because he eats his own poop.
He's going to get sick.
He gets sick because he gobbles it down as fast as he can do it.
Oh my gosh.
That's what you call a real sheet-eating grin in real life.
Oh, that is just so cute.
I mean, honestly, this experience has been amazing.
Doesn't his face look like Batman?
He does.
He looks like he's got a mask on.
He's all white except for a mask.
He is so cute.
Look at that little face.
They crack me up, but I've got to give them away when it comes time.
It's going to be hard, though.
It is going to be hard.
It's going to be happy and sad at the same time.
I know.
I know.
But that's why it's really great.
If there wasn't nine, it's hard to even find everyone's feeling bad because they're all running around.
They're all doing this.
I mean, when they start peeing and crapping, it fills up a room.
Well, it's a lot.
I know what it's like.
I know what it's like with my little guy.
I mean, he's all three and a half pounds and it's only one.
There's nine of them.
It's he and me.
I mean, that's it.
He and I. Mine are between five and six pounds now.
Think about nine, twice the size of your dog.
Twice the size of my baby.
I'm so going on a vacation when this is over because it's wearing me out.
But it's so worth it, though.
But I just got to find them good homes.
And, you know, the vets, like, eight weeks is when you should give them away.
And they're way ahead, too, you know, since the mom.
I mean, they should be eating, like, gruel by this weekend.
Like, homemade gruel, like, half, you know, water and dog food or whatever.
And milk.
I mean, goat's milk.
But then I'd say soft food or canned puppy food.
I think they'll be on it within a week.
Oh, probably.
I just do.
The way they're growing, too.
They are.
It's just amazing.
Over by where I feed my cats, there was a little cat bowl over there, and I let them run around.
And they knocked one little piece of cat hard food off.
And I looked over there, and Monkey had already ate half of it.
And it was hard food.
He was like, she's munching down on it.
I'm like, holy crap.
I guess y'all are ready for...
The next stage.
They probably are.
I mean, they're dogs now.
They're not little tiny babies anymore.
I opened the door to the room this morning and they ran throughout my house and I wasn't ready for it.
They came out like the Kentucky Derby when them gates come out.
Ding!
And they ran in nine different directions.
And it took me about 35 minutes to find them all and get them back.
I mean, I could not find one.
And he was under my TV stand.
He was under there.
I finally heard him, whoop, whoop.
I mean, I could not find these things.
And they just like, that's the first time they ever done that.
And so I got a screened in porch.
I need to start letting them, I just need to start letting them run around a little bit.
Well, they will.
And they are.
But how much fun it must be at your house.
I mean, seriously, it's like.
So I took, so I took out socks today and Petey was out there and I was like, you know, I don't make sure you don't hurt him or nothing.
But I'm like, here, Petey.
And I sat on the ground, and Petey looked at that.
He looked at it and got this weird look in his face, and he just ran away.
He's like, I'm not the daddy.
You ain't gonna pin this on me.
Oh my gosh, that is so great.
It was the weirdest thing.
That little puppy scared the hell out of him.
I'm sure it did.
I've never seen anything like it.
Of course.
He didn't know what it was, man.
Freaked him out.
Well, he hasn't seen anything that small.
I mean, to him, he just went...
Well, my goal in life is to get a picture.
Of smiles with all the five small babies laying down next to him.
That's my goal in life in the next two weeks.
And get Pedro's picture with a mini Pedro.
You know what I mean?
Don't kill them.
Make sure they're not going to grab them.
Right.
But I would love to get a photo like that before they find their new homes.
Oh, I hope you do.
I think you definitely need a family photo.
A lot of people have mentioned a calendar.
A lot of people have mentioned...
I'm going to do the calendar.
I've just been taking a lot of pictures, and I'll just pick the 12 best pictures, you know.
One of them is going to be of the dads, you know.
Two months will be of the dads.
You know I've got to put side-eye smiles in there.
Oh, you do.
You've got nine puppies.
There's nine months.
You've got one of sweetie.
There's 10 months, and then 11, 12, the two dads, so...
Well, I will say, I have to tell you, because I'm seeing all of these responses in chat, and they're saying, yay, calendar, but you need to keep two puppies.
A lot of people are calling for you.
Excuse me, six dogs then, man.
Six dogs is hard.
These aren't little beagles.
I know they look little.
These are full-grown 80 to 100-pound dogs.
They're huge.
So, I mean, I have to have room.
I don't want to have my old G's, you know.
I don't want my old dogs, you know, not getting the attention they need because I got too many dogs, so.
Well, I don't think you're going to have that problem.
I really do not.
I just, but I think that you will be so, I don't know.
What's one more, really?
I mean.
Yeah.
It's easy.
It's easy when you're, when you make a, yeah, yeah, man.
You should, somebody's like, okay, you should keep socks.
Mini Pedro.
Yeah.
Monkey.
Here's what you need to do.
And then Wiggles.
And I'm like, no.
Look at Wiggles.
It's just darling.
He is just so cute.
He really is so cute.
Oh my gosh.
It's going to be tough for me.
But you know, people want them as a puppy too.
You know, like 8 to 12 weeks.
There's no way I'm letting these things get 3 months old before I give them away.
There's no point in it.
I mean, they haven't even seen their mom in 2 weeks.
That's right.
So there's no point in it.
If they're eating solid food and it's seven, eight, nine weeks, it's fine.
Well, I think you probably know past.
You want a puppy.
You know what I mean?
As a new owner, you want to have that puppy stage, too.
That's right.
Plus, you can take care of one even with vets and this and that.
You can take care of one way better than I can take care of nine because taking care of nine with four other dogs and three other cats plus everything I do, it's almost too much.
I mean, it's...
Well, that's why you're tired.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously, because this is running the show right now.
I mean, it really is.
These puppies are just, they're the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do before you go to bed.
I'd never change it, the experience for anything.
I really wouldn't.
I know that, too.
I laugh all day long, but I am tired.
Everybody can tell that.
That's what everyone says to me.
They're like, Cat Turd's really tired.
I'm like, I can't stop him.
If you want me to try to stop him, I try.
I can't.
What can I do to rest?
What do you want me to do?
Have him skip a meal?
Exactly.
I mean, I can't.
I know.
I'm just going to sleep 12 hours, man.
Screw them puppies.
They starve to death.
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
No.
Yeah.
You've got a lot of responsibility there.
There's no question.
But you have done an amazing job.
Everyone says, my gosh, to have a litter that size and for all of them to turn out.
I'm still worried about them.
They get sick and one pukes and then all of a sudden one's not feeling good and he feels better than another one's not feeling good.
Now they're all wanting to eat their poop, and it's just a constant battle to try to get them over the finish line to eight weeks and get them healthy enough.
But yeah, even if I had three or four, if I can get three or four to good homes, I already got brownies leaving here in a few weeks.
But if I can get it down to four or five, then I'm telling you, nine's a lot.
And I had ten for a week.
Yes, you did.
Yeah.
Yeah, that one was always sick.
I know.
And I know you're not over that one either.
I mean, that's just so sad.
But you did everything that you enjoyed.
I know.
I know.
It never grew from the time it was born.
It's hard when you've got so many, like I said, to tell if something's wrong with one.
Like one's constipated or one's got a little problem because there's so many of them and they're running around.
And you don't have time to sit there and just sit there and play with them.
If you have four, man, I'd be playing with them all day.
But you're so big by the time you feed the first one through the night, it's time to feed the first one again.
Oh my gosh.
It's a non-stop thing, but it's so rewarding.
I mean, especially now that you get to see them playing and eating and having fun.
I got this big bowl that's a circle.
You just slop them like a pig.
I made all what I was supposed to make for each one nine.
I should have got a picture of it, but it was so hard to do.
They went and they just ate.
All in a little circle at one time.
But the problem was, you've got slow eaters like Wiggles, who's in there going lap, lap, and you've got other pigs like Batman, eating four times what he's supposed to, and one gets one quarter of what he's supposed to.
So I can't do it like that, because they eat at their own pace.
You've got some complete gobblers and some that just lick little...
Oh, yeah.
Socks.
God, how can I give away socks?
I know!
That's why I put it up there, because everybody's calling out for two.
They're saying two, two everywhere.
I'm seeing two.
How could you?
I don't know.
I think it's going to be very difficult.
I feel like that about all of them.
A lot of them I don't talk about as much, but they're just as special.
It's going to be hard.
It's like, hey, here it is.
I did all the work.
You get all the fun part.
Here you go.
I slept for two months.
I went through hell.
And here you get all the fun puppy stuff.
It's all trained, body trained, this trained, vet, been dewormed.
I know.
I hate to say that I'm on the two side, but I'm on the two side because, you know, it would be really great for two little puppies from the same litter to be together forever.
But, I mean, that's just my two cents.
Ignore.
Ignore away.
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