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Bye-bye Boris - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 7/7/2022 - Ep. 120
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey, Cat.
How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's up, everybody?
Another day in the Biden world of circus freaks.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes, but you've had another day on top of all of that.
How are you?
How is the little baby?
Tell us.
Well, he's okay.
He's okay.
I just can't get it.
You know, every time everything goes smooth, something happens.
It's just been that way since I've had to kind of be the doggy's mom and nurse them.
It's true.
So anyway, yeah, they're on worm medication.
One of them started projectile vomiting last night with a bad tummy, and then he started having this weird snot stuff come out of his nose all night and couldn't sleep.
So yeah, I just stayed up with him, and I figured it was probably just a...
Maybe a reaction to the worm medication.
It probably was.
I mean, he's a baby.
No, he has like an upper respiratory infection, so they're probably all going to end up getting it.
Who knows?
Oh, my word.
So, I just stayed up all night and got up early this morning, and God, I had to sit up there in that office for two, three hours, and I'm here, folks.
Yes, you are.
I mean, I don't know how you're doing it.
I really don't.
So definitely, I'm glad you told everybody that Wings has an upper respiratory infection and you have antibiotics.
I was hoping that maybe you could go ahead and give the doctor a heads up that we may have more puppies and you won't have to make that round trip again.
Yeah.
But you're right.
I think they have to legally see them to prescribe medication.
I'm almost sure.
Oh my gosh.
So it's okay.
I'll figure it out.
We're getting there.
They're four weeks old tomorrow.
They're doing good.
You know, the other ones are doing good.
She gave them these hookworms and she's wormless now.
She's wormless in Seattle.
Oh my gosh.
Well, that's good news.
So I was finally able to test them all with that vet yesterday, and they all had round and hookworms.
So, I mean, it's common down here.
You can get them from fleas.
That's right.
But anyway, so, you know, it's going to be all right.
It's warm as it is there.
It's really warm there.
It's a perfect environment for fleas and everything else.
But I do want everybody to know how they can support you in this endeavor.
I have been flooded with questions about how they can do it.
You all can visit ilovecatturt.com and buy a book.
You'll get something out of the deal and you'll enjoy it immensely.
But that is the way that you can help in this endeavor.
There are a lot of people that are out there that are creating fake accounts.
Fake?
Yes.
These scumbags?
Yes, exactly.
I saw this one.
They're creating...
And that's why, you know, when you want a blue checkmark, it's not for ego.
It's because...
When they don't give you one, people can just do 50 fake cat turds and you can't even see the blue checkmark to see if it's fake or not.
Exactly.
So that's why, I mean, that's why you try to get verified just if you've got a larger account.
So, you know, there's so many people try to fake you.
Oh, sure.
I mean, here it is.
This is a fake account trying to scam people and say that it's you.
And this is a...
Ah, what a scumbag.
I mean, they even created a PayPal for it.
Yeah.
It's incredible to me.
And PayPal, that's illegal as hell.
I mean, that's like...
It's lawfully illegal, not just illegal through pay flow.
That's right, but you're going to have a lot of scammers, and everyone, you can verify.
I don't have a PayPal.
He doesn't?
And he doesn't want me to set up and go fund me at all.
I have begged.
He has his reasons why he doesn't want to do that, so please.
I don't want to, because people are hurting for money.
If you do want to help, just buy a book or something.
If you can afford it, if you can't afford it, It's going to even put you back a little bit.
Just don't do it.
I'll handle it.
That's right.
And it's ilovecatturd.com.
You all know what to do.
If my account was bigger, I've blasted it on all my social media account, but mine is so small that I don't know how many people see my account, but it's up there.
On how you can support Cat Turd, because I'm all out of options on what to do here.
So I know that they're getting better, though, and you have done an incredible job with those little babies.
There's no question about it.
I honestly commend everything that you have done.
It's amazing.
A litter that size, you're just doing awesome.
You really are, and everybody thinks so.
Anyway, today...
So what's happening in the world?
Oh, boy.
Oh, gosh.
Okay, so this is where I kick in.
All right, so Bye Bye Boris.
Oh, yeah.
I saw that this morning.
Oh, yes.
That is the title of today's show.
And they even have a song to go with it if you want to check it out on YouTube.
Of course, they have a lot of comparisons of Boris and Donald Trump.
Of course, they are not.
It's almost like, okay, so let's do Biden now.
Because of the reasons that they listed to get rid of Boris Johnson.
I mean, this is amazing.
So many scandals.
Sound familiar?
That's exactly what happened with Biden and continues to.
But we don't have a government that wants to investigate.
But he has had multiple resignations in his cabinet.
But it's not only that.
There were a lot of, there were a string of controversies.
In fact, his birthday party, you know, he wasn't wearing the mask.
Sound familiar?
Gavin Newsom was caught and many other people in government not wearing a mask.
Rules for the, not for me.
And so that has a lot to do with it.
Partygate lockdown known as, was a huge scandal as a result of all of that.
The cost of living crisis He had sexual misconduct among his top leadership.
He knew about all of these different scandals, did absolutely nothing.
And they just pretty much had a result.
He said yesterday he wasn't going to step down regardless.
That's what they say right before they stepped down.
Right?
Today he was singing in a whole new tune.
And that's just the way it was.
His main problem is he run is like a Donald Trump...
You know, Britain first, UK first president, a big, giant conservative, and he governed like a woke, liberal, just worthless loser.
That's right.
I mean, man, you might as well have Trudeau in there.
That's what he turned into.
He campaigned as Donald Trump, and he governed as Justin Trudeau, and that's his problem.
He couldn't get out of there fast enough.
It's just another fake person who campaigns one way and gets in there and does another.
These people have no spine.
They have no honor.
They have no integrity.
I don't know what to say about some of these people.
Well, the reaction is basically saying it for everyone and for him.
I mean, they talk about, they said he was ultimately undone.
This is from CNN. Ultimately, he was undone by his response to fallout from the resignation last Thursday of Deputy Chief Whip Chris Pincher.
Amid allegations, Pincher had groped two guests at a private dinner the night before.
While he did not admit the allegations directly, Pincher said in a letter to Johnson last week that last night I drank far too much and embarrassed myself and other people.
Other historical allegations of misconduct by Pincher emerged in the ensuing days.
All right, so Johnson initially denied being aware of some of those accusations, but ultimately the Prime Minister was forced to admit he had been briefed years before.
And apologized for his decision-making.
So they say that that was the final straw.
I doubt it, but yeah, that's how it goes.
Let's just blame the whole sexual scandal because people can, I guess, accept that better.
I don't know.
I don't know.
All the European nations have fallen.
Australia has fallen with their lame communist leadership.
Canada's fallen.
They're just all going down, all turning into communist nations, new world order.
Oh, it's definitely here.
It's alive and well.
Well, during his resignation speech, it was interrupted by a boombox blasting Bye Bye Boris.
What a way to go out, right?
Oh my gosh.
So you've got all kinds of things like you're talking about.
New World Order is definitely catching on because Europe catches major blowback in failed attempt to confront Russia.
Okay.
This is going on.
You've got all kinds of things happening as a result.
Germany's economy is on the precipice with an economy dependent of the import of oil and gas from Russia.
German Prime Minister...
Trump warned them.
He certainly did.
When they were doing it, he was screaming at the top of his lungs, why are y'all doing this?
Yes, exactly.
He's going to be able to shut off.
Y'all got a spigot.
Y'all got the hose going to your country, and he's sitting there with his hand on the spigot.
Exactly.
It's dumb.
I know it.
And you even have him talking about it.
Not on my watch.
Here he is.
On Russia, going into the Ukraine.
I said, very simply, they're not going to do it on my watch, essentially.
I said, Russia will not go into the Ukraine.
Now, I said that.
And the next day, the story comes out, and we really let it roll a little bit.
Actually, I think it was USA Today.
A couple of them covered it accurately, what I said.
But a couple of papers said, Donald Trump doesn't realize that the Crimea was already taken.
I know it exactly.
Two years ago, approximately.
Okay?
Approximately.
It was taken during Obama's watch.
So when I said, believe me, Russia's not going into Ukraine, all right?
They're not going into Ukraine.
The person said, but they're already in Ukraine.
I said, yeah, well, that was two years ago.
That's, that's, I mean, do you want to go back?
Do you want to have World War III to get it back?
That was during Obama's watch.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And it would not have happened under President Trump's watch.
I cannot wait until this man is president again.
I'm not kidding.
I told you these sanctions were going to backfire since the day they announced the sanctions in all Europe.
I said, how?
They have oil for sale.
If you're the one with oil for sale, you're golden.
That's right.
If you're the one like Germany begging everybody for oil, then you're screwed.
Just like we're screwed now because we're begging everybody for oil because we can't drill here.
We have more abundant...
Oil reserves and places to drill in this country.
I mean, enough for hundreds of years.
And we don't have to buy it from anybody.
Don't drill it.
Democrats shut it down every time they get near the White House.
Well, it's true.
And here we are.
We're shipping it overseas.
I mean, come on.
We've been talking about this.
Our oil is going across the seas.
Yeah.
He bragged about the oil reserves and then he sent it all to Europe.
Exactly.
And China.
He took out our strategic oil reserves and he sent it to Europe.
I mean, how ridiculous is that?
The brain-dead basement dummy.
It really is.
And then he goes on, okay, as if we don't have enough problems.
He goes ahead and he says, President Biden says the U.S. will send one billion more in aid to Ukraine.
I know this gets under your skin completely.
Absolutely.
Don't look at the things that are happening here in the United States.
Just go ahead and send more to Ukraine.
Yeah, billions and billions and billions.
Just send them a trillion.
I mean, my God.
This is outrageous.
This is what he's going to do.
He's going to send an additional $1 billion in military aid to Ukraine, the largest single transaction of weapons and equipment since the war began in an effort to help stall Russia's slow but steady march to conquer the eastern Donbas region.
Is it ever going to be enough?
I mean, this, when you're looking at what's going on here and they're wondering why they've lost the messaging and everything else with the American people and we're looking at gas prices as high as they have ever been in the history of the world.
And everything else.
I mean, here it is.
A fact check on U.S. security assistance to Ukraine.
The United States has committed approximately $5.3 billion in security assistance to Ukraine since the beginning of the Biden administration, including approximately $4.6 billion since the beginning of Russia's unprovoked invasion on February 24th.
Look at all of this stuff.
Here's a whole list.
The United States security assistance committed to Ukraine includes, and here you've got all these different aircrafts, all kinds of different...
We're financing the war.
Helicopters, equipment.
85 to 90% of the war in Ukraine.
They're not financing it.
Ammunition.
We got all these countries in Europe giving crumbs to them, and they're the ones that it's affecting.
This is a complete disaster.
Absolutely disaster.
And so here they're talking about Boris Johnson.
Do Biden next?
They're talking about all these scandals with him.
Look at how our country has fallen.
I know Tucker was calling for him to be impeached last night.
I heard it was quite a show to watch.
I didn't see it, but...
He does need to be impeached for everything he's doing.
I mean, it's just one thing after another.
He's just so crooked.
He's caught on tape talking about China dealings with Hunter on tape.
And they're just like, I'm not answering that question.
It was on the laptop.
I'm not answering that.
Yeah, that's the whole thing to me.
You've got this January 6th political theater, right, that no one is watching because they know it's all BS, right?
Nobody's watching it.
Now, if you were to put Biden and the family scandals and everything else up there, let me tell you something.
You would break every single type of ratings they've ever seen.
I mean, who doesn't want to tune in to see all of this stuff?
Honestly, I mean, you've got the drugs, the sex, all kinds of huge business dealings overseas.
This is bigger than any novel I've ever read.
I mean, you couldn't even write this stuff and think that it was going to be okay for them to do this and that no one would investigate.
What happens when the government just turns a complete eye to all of this stuff?
I mean...
You know what it is.
This is a complete takeover.
This would not happen in any other circumstance.
So this is out from the Gateway Pundit.
GOP lawmaker Biden family has more suspicious activity reports from banks than any family ever in the history of the United States.
They're just so rotten.
Not only is he rotten, he's just dumb.
I mean, he's a horrible person, a horrible father, horrible grandfather.
But, you know, he'll shower with you until you're like...
27.
Yeah.
Your own daughter.
I mean, really.
I mean, this is sick.
In her diary.
You know, my dad showering me to what I consider an inappropriate age.
Basically, I'm paraphrasing, is why she had all these sexual hangups and problems and drug problems growing up.
Oh my gosh.
Well, imagine.
Come here, honey.
I want to shower with you.
I'm Joe Biden.
I mean, my God, this guy.
And you know it's true because you just see the way he acts.
Of course.
When the cameras are on.
Yes.
When the cameras are on, he acts gropey and creepy.
What does he do when there's no cameras there?
Pretty obvious.
Very obvious.
And I mean, look at his children.
Look at what's happened to them.
Honestly, Hunter is a perfect example of damaged goods.
He is damaged completely.
I pray for his soul, but honestly, with all of the things that are on that laptop, and I don't need to see any more pictures of them.
Thank you for those that sent them to me.
Keith Richards would be going, no, I'm not partying with him.
I've got to consider my health.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh.
So there have been at least 150 suspicious activity reports on their accounts.
And this is Hunter and his uncle.
For years, Congress was able to gain access to these reports.
And Representative James Comer joined Jesse Walters to discuss the latest revelation surrounding the Biden crime family.
Because you know what?
Honestly, if you want people to tune in, that's what you're going to talk about because there's so much there.
Honestly.
You could go forever.
You could go on and on.
According to Representative Comer, the Bush administration created banking suspicious activity reports.
It was a way for banks to help the administration track foreign money laundering and dangerous terrorist activity.
So they've always been able to access these government reports from the Treasury Department.
But then Joe Biden immediately changed the law when he entered the White House.
Now Congress cannot access the Biden Family Suspicious Activity reports.
I mean, come on.
The two-tier justice system is such a joke in our country.
I mean, let's call it what it is.
It's a KGB FBI and CIA for the Democrat Party.
It's all it is.
It's just their KGB hitmen, you know, and muscle.
Exactly.
That's all they are.
The Treasury Secretary, Janet Yellen, she's covering up.
The government is withholding this information from Congress.
Can you imagine?
Misses, inflation is transitory.
Oh, please.
And then, you know, after everybody's starving to death, she's like, whoops, you know, I shouldn't have said that.
You know, I thought it was, but I was wrong.
Yeah, you're wrong, all right.
When have you ever been right your whole life?
Ever.
Ever.
Boy.
Well, here it is put into simplistic terms.
Representative Comer, he said this, I come from a banking background, and let me tell you, it is very uncommon for anyone in America to get one suspicious activity report.
To get 150?
I'm going to go out on a limb, Jesse, and say that's more than anyone in the history of the United States.
And I'd be willing to make a wager on that.
And this was with multiple banks.
People don't talk about his brother, too.
His brother is just as rotten as him and Hunter put together.
Oh, completely.
The whole family is nothing but just everything they accuse Trump is, that's the Bidens.
Yep.
Everything they accuse Don Jr.
of, that's Hunter.
What happened to the crack doodles?
The $500,000 crack doodles?
I'm going to throw a crack doodle.
Give me a half a million dollars.
He can't live on that.
Hunter Biden cannot live on $4 million a year because he's been making it for the last 30 years, and he can't live off of it because he's always broke.
He can't live off of it.
His hooker and crack and drug and, you know, $58,000 a night penthouse suites, he can't do it.
He can't live on $4 million a year if he tried.
I mean, a month, probably.
It's an expensive habit, isn't it?
There's no question why you've got states like Texas, GOP, They're calling for a vote to succeed from the U.S. They've had just about enough of this place.
Absolutely.
We've been overtaken.
This is not something to be taken lightly.
So the delegates of the Republican Party of Texas voted overwhelmingly To add a plank to the party platform calling for a statewide vote for returning to an independent nation, Texas GOP officials told Breitbart, Texas, the plank received approximately 80% of the delegate votes cast at the June State Convention.
Wow.
That's a big deal.
They should...
Just do it, and I might move to Texas.
That's what I was thinking.
I was like, well, okay, so Texas all of a sudden looks a lot better right now.
I'll be singing all my exes live in Texas in about 10 years.
You'll have many more exes before it's all over, too, I'm sure.
Yeah.
Exes everywhere in Texas.
Man.
People, if they did that, and it succeeded, which is not going to, but if you say it did, it would...
Hold on.
I'm beeping.
Mm-mm.
Oh, my.
Oh, I can hear you.
Anyway, sorry, I got stalkers today stalking me.
Uh-oh.
Yes, you may have to move to a different location.
If we hear you have the right to remain silent, if they even say that anymore, we'll know what's going on.
I have to take the Batmobile to sink your hat out here.
Oh my word.
So anyway, I mean the point that they're actually even talking about this and voting on this and putting it on the party platform honestly tells you everything that you need to know.
People are sick of this.
This two-tiered justice system and all of it, it's just not a place where this is not the United States anymore.
It certainly doesn't appear to be with this corrupt as everything is.
You've got Representative Myra Flores, who has ripped the New York Times for calling her and labeling her a far-right Latina.
Now, can you imagine if President Trump would have ever done or said anything like that?
Yes, that is what they are referring to her as, the New York Times.
Those that are so concerned about using the politically correct words and terms, they called her that.
I'm sorry, a far-right Latina is...
They don't believe in God and they have one religion and their religion is liberalism.
And everything they do is liberalism.
I mean, Black Lives Matter, they don't care about black lives.
It's liberalism.
They're God.
That's right.
You know, the anti-antifa, they don't care about anti-fascism.
They don't care about fascism.
They are fascists.
It's liberalism.
Everything.
The feminist movement.
Liberalism movement.
They're scared to death of her because not only is she beautiful, but she's smart.
She is.
Yeah.
She is so interested in getting her area.
She's the smart AOC, man.
Exactly.
Smart AOC. Exactly.
And I mean, let's face it, this was a huge hit for them because Flores won the special election in the 34th Congressional District on June 14th.
She flipped the Democrat seat in the densely Hispanic district by running on a platform of Of core conservative values, indicating a turning tide among Hispanic voters away from the Democrat Party.
Her victory, okay, the very first Republican to represent the Rio Grande Valley in roughly 150 years.
Man, back when Joe Biden was 18 years old, that thing.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh, he was just a little taut at that time.
He didn't even really know how to sniff.
That was the year he became a senator.
His sniffer had not perfected itself to this point.
Yes.
I know how Joe Biden feels.
I hadn't slept in like 34 hours or something, so I'm like slurring words.
I can't think straight.
I'm like, man, if you just stay up for two days, you'll know how it feels to be Joe Biden when you're trying to talk.
Exactly.
But you have an excuse.
He does not.
Well, I'd have to stay up for probably three more days, and then I'd start sounding like him.
Oh, boy.
I don't know how you're doing it.
They're going to dump him.
I'm worried about you, by the way.
That's off topic, but I am.
I'm very concerned.
They're going to dump Biden really soon, by the way.
Oh, they're already turning on him.
It's all about liberalism.
It's their God.
Everything's about that.
Plan...
Parenthood, liberalism.
They care that about way more than reproductive rights, quote unquote.
Oh, they're not.
It's all about their religion, liberalism.
Oh, it's true.
Everything for that.
Oh, it's really true.
You're starting to have a lot of news stations that are calling this behavior out.
I keep hearing that word fair.
And you and I have had this conversation before.
It sometimes makes it sound like something nefarious is happening in certain places.
The president over the weekend said this.
This is a time of war and global peril.
Bring down the price you are charging at the pumps, reflect the cost you're paying for the product and do it now.
Jeff Bezos came out and tweeted the following.
I'm sure you read it.
Inflation is far too important a problem for the White House to keep making statements like this.
It's either straight ahead misdirection or a deep misunderstanding of basic market dynamics.
I'm not going to accuse you of the latter.
I want to talk about the former.
Where's that messaging coming from?
The president has made clear that his number one goal is delivering for the American people.
We are in a time of crisis.
We are in a time of war where the president and our allies, we are supporting the Ukrainian people.
Congress has engaged in this effort both sides of the aisle to say this is an important priority.
And one of the consequences is this high price of oil because of global trends.
This is an important question.
Everyone, Heather, everyone in the nation wants to know the answer to the question Mr.
Farrell just asked you, which is who is advising the president on shockingly naive price theory over a gallon of gas?
So the president is not shockingly naive.
They're finally getting it.
They're finally starting to say something about it.
She sounds like a valley girl from the movie, like the 1978 movie or whatever it was.
Like, the president gets it.
I mean, God.
The president is not naive.
Oh, really?
Well, answer the question.
Who is giving this advice?
See if he can spell naive.
I bet he can't.
Can he spell naive?
Oh, he's not even present.
He can't spell anything, not even his own name.
You know, when he gets bad, they send Jill out with him to hold his hand, to try to help him walk, to hit him on the shoulder.
It's time for you to talk, old man.
That's right.
Don't poop your pants.
Don't forget to say God bless America.
Say God bless America and don't crap your pants, okay?
God.
That's where he got the whispering from.
Don't grab your pants.
He remembered that part.
Don't shit your drawers.
Don't shit your drawers.
It's so awful.
Oh my gosh.
It's true.
She's like a wet nurse.
She's like a A hospice nurse out there just like guiding him, walking him, and he don't know where he's going.
He doesn't remember names?
He'll read anything.
You can just put it in front of him.
He says, okay, this is what you're doing today.
Man.
Oh, it's terrible.
I mean, there are so many different clips.
In fact, the RNC Research put together one about how he doesn't even remember names.
I mean, if you take that teleprompter away, it's lost Joe.
He has no idea where he is.
Look at this.
A solid meeting with, um, with, uh, the, uh...
Hello, white bomber, Democrat!
Javier Baccaria.
Javier...
Mr.
Secretary.
All right, Chuck.
Thank you very much.
All right.
It's Chris, but anyway.
I just did Chris.
I want to thank the former general, I keep calling him general, the guy who runs that outfit over there.
I want to make sure we thank the secretary.
Jill and I have always enjoyed seeing Pete and Kristen, which I have done personally with the president of China.
It was President My boss.
Senator Shelley.
Obama.
Prudhoe.
If you may remember, I got in trouble when we were running against A senator who is a Mormon.
The governor, okay?
The Instagram question and answer with one of the leading soccer players in the world.
The latest episode of Here's the Deal podcast with Andrew Young.
Brought in a guy from Illinois who ended up being a great secretary of transportation.
I mean, secretary of...
Ray LaHood.
Every day, I tweet an hour and a half brief with the former head of, former Surgeon General.
Anyway.
They're holding up the nomination of the president put forward to the Supreme Court.
I want to be clear.
I'm not going nuts.
Okay.
This guy.
I mean, really?
Really?
What's it gonna take?
Nothing.
I can't remember anything.
It's such a joke, and everybody in the administration is just as dumb as he is.
I mean, the people writing his tweets are dumb, dumber than him.
Camilla's dumber than him.
Camilla, Camilla, she don't even know how to pronounce her name, so why should I have to?
Right.
She says it different every time she speaks.
I don't know what it's going to take, and apparently it's just not that important to a lot of the rhinos in leadership.
They're just going to keep things the way they are.
I mean, I guess in some ways you have this, what would happen if we lost Biden would be Kamala Harris, and then after that you've got Nancy Piglosi.
I mean, seriously, this is a whole lineup of just horribleness, and it's because they stole the election.
I mean, let's face it, we're in this position.
They want their power back.
And when I say power back, I don't mean DeSantis or Trump.
I mean, they actually like, okay, well, we can win easy.
I'm telling you what they're thinking right now and just believe this when I tell you.
They're like, okay, here's their strategist because they don't live in the real world.
They're like, okay, we had Trump and he was just crazy far right and all the media and everybody hated him.
And now we got Biden's way far left.
All we got to do is just go in there and just get somebody like Mike Pence right down the middle, Mitt Romney, right down the middle.
And that's where everybody wants to be right now, right down the middle.
That's their strategy.
And that's not where America's at at all.
I mean, we're literally at war with each other.
Exactly.
There is no middle ground.
We hate the middle.
The middle sucks.
The middle means you can't decide.
The middle means you're wishy-washy.
The middle means you're probably with them because you don't have the balls to fight for this country.
That's the middle.
And they do.
They thank Nikki Haley and Mitt Romney and, I mean, Mike Pence.
Oh, it's just, it's unreal.
And the thing about it is, is that if they really wanted to do something, they have enough evidence here.
To start an investigation and start impeachment.
When you start looking at all the different scandals that have happened with Biden, take your pick.
There are plenty here.
The last two years, if they get it, it should be impeach, impeach, impeach, impeach him 12 times.
It'll never go through because you've got to have two-thirds vote, but they should do it anyway.
That's right.
That's what they did with Trump.
On nothing.
Unbelievable.
Nothing.
That's really, really scary.
Okay, really quick, I just want to give a little shout out to SherryRice89 and also Burrito Boy, who have donated to the show.
Thank you so much.
We appreciate it.
Burrito Boy.
Burrito Boy.
I know, I bet you could go for a burrito.
That sucks.
What's that?
James Condy.
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Godfather, right?
He was an actor in that.
Yeah, Godfather.
He was in a lot of stuff, actually.
He's the Elf in Elf.
He's the father.
Oh!
Yes, yes, yes, I have seen that.
Oh my gosh.
He's the father.
He's the long-lost father in Elf.
That's a funny Christmas movie if you want to laugh.
And he is best known for his role as Sonny Corleon in The Godfather, passed away in 82.
His manager pays tribute to one of the greatest actors in the business.
He was a great actor, too.
I don't know how many movies he was in, probably a hundred.
I mean, he's in all kinds of movies.
Wow.
Yeah, Elf was a good, was a fun little movie.
I've seen that one, and if you want to laugh, that would be a good one to distract you from all of this other stuff that's happening.
I just, you know, now they think it's about Dr.
Fauci when you say Elf, so they think that's what the movie's about.
They picture him immediately.
The garden gnome.
The little lying elf garden gnome.
That's about what he is, too.
But this is the problem.
I mean, when we start looking at some of this stuff, even though you've got Ron Johnson and Chuck Grassley senators who are asking for information and they're not giving it to them, I mean, DOJ sandbags senators over a Hunter Biden case.
They're not going to give them any information.
They have legal authority.
Their oversight over them.
Legally.
It's amazing that they're not doing anything about it.
I mean, they want to investigate Hunter Biden, and they've been at it for a couple of years now, but the DOJ is intentionally blocking them from getting the answers they asked for.
The U.S. Attorney's Office in Delaware was supposed to cough up the goods, but never did.
They have been repeatedly stonewalled by the DOJ headquarters in Washington, D.C. Right.
And about a thousand conservatives on Twitter said, hey, I got a copy of it.
If you need it, where do you want me to send it to?
I mean, everybody's got a copy of it.
I don't, but just about every big, you know, it was sent to a lot of big people in the media, big blue check marks on our side.
Oh, definitely.
And they've been releasing, and thank goodness they made copies like that, or else guess what?
It would have been just like Hillary Clinton's emails, never to be seen again.
Yeah.
Comey went in there and offered everybody immunity because they were guilty and had them, you know, the famous bleach bit.
They bleach bitted everything.
They got their phones and destroyed them with hammers.
I mean, this is, you know, who's this protege?
Christopher Wray.
That's it.
In 20 years, we've had Mueller, Christopher Wray, and Comey as the FBI director.
Think about how long that is to have that much.
I mean, every one of them crooked and corrupt to the core.
Stains on our country.
All three of them.
Wow.
I mean...
Just corrupt.
Just to the bone.
Well, we have enough information just based on what we know.
I mean, they go on to say who is handling the Biden criminal case.
And they express serious concern about possible conflicts of interest and the existence of recusals within the Justice Department.
They know what they're asking for.
And the Justice Department is saying, no, you can't see that.
You can't.
How different is it than Bill Barr?
James Comey, the inspector general, I mean, the inspector general had criminal referrals.
I'm talking about felony criminal referrals for James Comey.
And what did Bill Barr do?
Just as soon as he did it, nope, we're not prosecuting him.
Bill Barr.
It was on a tee.
It was proven.
Inspector General, he dragged that report out, remember, for like three years.
Absolutely.
And then he had to criminally refer Andrew McCabe.
He had to, Comey, because they're criminals.
And what did Bill Barr do?
No, we don't think we can get a convention on that.
In one second.
Just like when he looked into election fraud at 3 a.m.
He's out there to every publication.
I've seen no election fraud.
You hadn't at 3 a.m.
before they start counting?
I bet you hadn't.
My gosh.
Well, I mean, when you talk about the overtaking of the United States, it's been slow but steady and sure.
And you start seeing things like this.
I mean, the DOJ headquarters was clearly alerted to the letter because it was not Weiss that responded to Grassley and Johnson denying the request for information.
The denial was totaled.
The department We'll not be able to provide you with any further information regarding department officials' employment or specific recusal decisions.
That's the equivalent of taking the fifth.
Now, Weiss, the only exception, as soon as Joe Biden assumed control in January of 2021, he immediately cleaned house asking all Senate-confirmed U.S. attorneys appointed by President Trump for their resignations.
The only exception was David Weiss.
You can better believe, though, no matter what happens, when he leaves, whether he leaves next week because he can't know his own name or he leaves in 2024 or 2025 or whenever Biden leaves, you can better believe he's going to pardon the hell out of his son.
All of them.
All of them.
He's going to blanket a pardon everybody in his family.
I think he has already started making that list.
I really do, because it could be any day now.
If he was capable of making a list.
Somebody's making a list.
He's got five things on his list today.
Pudding, pudding, pudding, pudding, and pudding.
That's about it.
And nap time.
Don't forget about nap time.
Oh my gosh.
It's awful.
Real quick.
Alka Slet.
It says Jules and Turd.
You guys rock.
I know I said that wrong.
You're going to have to, I don't know, send that out in chat for me.
And then also Andy Pratt, 35.
Just great.
Thank you so much.
Name yourself something we can pronounce.
Yeah.
Exactly.
We have enough trouble with a lot of these Russian names and everything else.
Oh my gosh.
I tell everybody, do something short and snappy on Twitter, you know, and never change your avatar.
Your avatar, that's your brand.
It's like Nike, you know, so you don't change the Nike little swish thing and be Nike and change that to like, you know, two spots and then the next day you change it.
You know, the three lines, the next day you change it to a square.
Because if you're constantly changing your profile picture and you're constantly changing your name, nobody can find you.
Because that's how they find you.
They don't look through.
I have no idea what, I don't even know what Don Jr., you know, his at is.
I don't know who any of your people's ats are, but I know your face.
And I know your name.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
And that's what I look at.
I mean, some of these people, apps are like, you know, Julie6594A.
So if you think I can remember that, I can.
So I just like, there's the picture that's always up there.
And I just recognize that.
You know, I always tell people, you know, I've had the same avatar and I'm never going to change it because that's, you know, that's just the label.
That's the brand that people see.
Well, and everyone loves...
I mean, that is like the...
It's perfect.
Cat Turd is just perfect.
It's like a national treasure.
Well, I was fine with my shoes until this happened.
I'm not a national treasure.
Yes, you are.
To a lot of people, you are.
Until I saw this picture of...
This secretary that Biden appointed.
And when I saw these shoes, I went, oh no.
And everybody has been dropping these in there.
This is his administration.
This is the Biden administration.
I mean, they are out and proud and loud, but unfortunately they're wearing my shoes, which I'm not happy about at all.
I'm just going to have to have a conversation about that.
Yeah, they try to.
They try to put the biggest freaks they can in just to get you.
This is how...
How small and petty and vindictive they are.
I don't know if you remember this, but when they first had the number to the Obamacare website, the number was 1-800 and they had the number, but it spelled out, you know, F-U. Gosh.
You know that?
I didn't know that.
It was 1-800-F-U. It doesn't surprise me.
I mean, it's just...
I don't know.
The whole thing is ridiculous.
You've got all of these people that are completely underqualified, including the White House press secretary, probably because nobody else would step into those shoes.
She's clueless.
Did it because she was such a great liar.
I mean, she was an incredible liar, so she was able to get away with it.
But everything that she has said, you've come to find out, even just weeks and months later, was debunked.
Nobody called her out on any of that either, misleading the public.
But when you look at why people are appointed in this administration, it's only because they're gay and because they're a woman or because they're of another color.
Those are the qualifications.
Yeah, they come out and say it.
I mean, think about this.
You put somebody on the Supreme Court and say, I'm only going to pick someone who's black.
I'm only going to pick somebody who's a woman.
Now you have any kind of affirmative action or anything like that case through the Supreme Court, then by definition, and they'd have to recuse themselves because that's how they got their job.
Exactly.
So, I mean, it's just...
And how dumb is it to announce it?
Even if you're like, hey, we're putting a black lady on.
You don't say it.
And it's not fair to her.
And I don't even know this lady.
And I'm sure she's a left-wing nightmare.
But it really isn't fair to her.
It isn't.
Because everybody, her whole life is going to say, well, you just got it because they said they were only going to pick a black woman.
So it's not fair to her.
Well, and they did it first.
They did that first.
They said, okay, well, she's, I mean, that's what they announced.
She is going, we're going to pick a black woman.
That's what Biden said.
He came out and said that.
He didn't say, this is what I'm looking for, the highest qualified, and then put out her resume.
Nobody knew whether she was white, black, whatever color, it doesn't matter, yellow, green, orange.
No one cares.
No one cares.
And said this is the best person to be on the Supreme Court.
No, he didn't do that.
And people would have actually accepted her, I think, a lot more if they would have said, wow, look how qualified this person is.
And then, okay, she comes out.
All right, so she's black.
Oh, wow.
Or she's not.
Oh, wow.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter to us.
The qualifications would have been enough for Yeah, think about if you're her and you know you, I don't even know where she went, or Harvard, or Yale, or wherever, and you do this, and you do your doctrine, and you get to this, and you get supported to this and that, and then you got the president, so I'm just going to pick black women.
And then, what's everybody going to say when you get picked?
Because it's true, because it's exactly true.
The only picked I mean, my God, there's no going back from that.
And then you know how the liberals are.
That ain't going to be enough.
Now they're going to have to be on the next Supreme Court.
They're going to have to, you know, be pansexual, transgender, you know, Hispanic or something like that.
And then that won't be enough.
You know, the next pick, they're going to have to, like, have a goat fetish where they sleep with goats.
Yeah.
Because it's never enough with these people.
They just keep going and going down.
I mean, they've lost their marbles.
Now, I'm not kidding you.
They're batshit crazy.
They are.
They are.
They've completely lost it.
If you're a Democrat, what are you voting for?
What is it?
What is it?
Do you like the open borders?
Is that it?
High taxes?
Do you love paying more taxes so your family has less?
Do you like working for the government your last 30 hours a week every week?
Do you love that?
For what?
Do you want abortions when the baby's a fully formed baby?
Is that what you're about?
That's what you're into?
I mean, I don't get it.
What are you for?
You love high gas?
You love inflation when you can't buy anything?
I mean, what are these people voting for?
I don't know.
They're just...
I really...
They hate America.
They hate America.
They're voting against the Constitution.
They're voting against freedom.
They want the government to take care of them.
They've been convinced, I think, that that is the best route.
That's the best way to go.
You know, you used to say, you know, your first words were mom and your daddy.
Now it's, I'm a victim.
I'm a victim.
Exactly.
And I need to be completely taken care of.
Yeah.
For the rest of my life.
I want free stuff and I'm a victim.
And so the mom and dad is your first words as a liberal.
Exactly.
It's like, and once you claim victim status, you're never going to be successful your whole life because there are no famous victims.
You know what I mean?
It's true.
Victims don't go from rags to riches.
Victims don't start with $10 and work their way up to a high rise.
Victims don't...
Aren't born in the worst part of the inner cities and work all the way up to brain surgeons.
And victims don't do these things.
Victims sit around and cry and have their hand out for free stuff.
And it's just like the people of college.
Any person that wants free college after they've already went and they want it forgiven, they want you to pay for their college, they're never going to...
How are you going to be successful in life when your first act is to beg to get everything free and then make your fellow man pay for your bills?
You can't be a success like that.
There's no way up from thinking like that.
You're a failure.
You're always going to be a failure.
And sure, you might get your loan paid off, but you still ain't going to succeed in anything because you've got a victim mentality.
You want free stuff.
People who succeed, they want to earn it.
I don't want to be given anything like that.
I want to earn it.
Well, you have your entire life.
That's the thing.
I mean, those are guiding principles.
I don't have much, but what I have, I earn.
And when I go look at it, whether it's a beat-up truck, Or a lemon tree I planted.
Or this and that.
I mean, I did it.
And I'm proud of that.
And it makes you proud of it.
When somebody gives you something, it's not worth anything.
Look how drug addicts, look how drug dealers spend their money.
Look how they spend their money.
They just blow it.
They go blow, make it rain in a titty bar.
You know what I mean?
They go out and spend on drugs.
Here's money, money, money.
Here, I'm tipping you $100.
Because it's free money.
They didn't really earn it.
There's no blood.
There's no sweat.
There's no tears to it.
But then you go out there and put a shovel in a person's hand, and you have to dig a ditch eight foot deep and 30 foot long all week.
Then when they put that munt check in your calloused hands, then that money means something to you, and you're careful not to blow that money.
You are so right.
Oh my gosh.
And you know what?
There's so much to be said about that because, I mean, I work full time.
No one can believe that, but I do.
I work full time, Monday through Friday, and you are so right.
I don't just throw my money around.
I know how hard...
I work to get to and from work a couple of times a day and everything else that goes on and I value it and I always have my parents made sure that when I was in high school even that I had a job I was never allowed to just sit idly by and not do something I was playing tennis I was going to tournaments on the weekends.
I was constantly doing stuff.
So when there's a holiday, when everything is closed or something like that, I feel guilty almost.
Because I'm like, what am I supposed to be doing?
I'm supposed to be doing something.
I was given nothing.
And that's true.
I was given food, shelter, and clothing.
If I went in a car in high school, my dad, go pay for it.
Go get a job in the summer and pay for your own car.
I'm not paying for it.
I'm not paying for your college.
Back then, everybody, their dads in high school, some of them would pull up in a smoking band at Trans Am.
That's how old I am.
You know, a bit of a smoky bandit, you know.
But, you know, in the summers, I pick squash, you know.
And to pick squash in the Georgia heat is something to behold.
Because we wore Playtex lemon gloves and a big straw hat.
And you have to wear long sleeves.
And you pick it all day, you know.
And you've been over.
It's back-breaking work.
And you're picking acres and acres and acres a day with three or four people.
And then when it gets dark, There was this big old couple of wash tubs.
We go in there and wash it, you know, and get it ready for the farmer's market for the people that hired us.
And you know how much I made of an hour?
How long?
$2 an hour.
$2 an hour.
If I work 12 hours a day, which I did six days a week in the summers when I was 15, 16, I make $24 a day cash.
Oh my gosh.
But by doing that in the summer, I was able to buy, after saving for a long time, and I paid, I think, $1,200 for a really old, beat-up 66 Mustang.
Wow.
And it was a piece of junk now.
I mean...
I remember back then, you know, a week I put $5 of gas and two quarts of oil in it every week.
Oh my gosh.
$5 of gas, two quarts of oil.
But it was a Mustang.
I spent more money on oil than I did on gas.
And it's just like I look under and there's no leaking, you know.
I say, man, there's smoke out the back, you know.
There's also mosquito repellent.
Oh my lord.
But these people that had, of course, I was from a small community.
It wasn't a lot of people with a lot of money.
But the ones that did bought their kids brand new cars back then.
And what would they do with them?
They'd go out and race them and wreck them.
And then they'd do donuts and burn all the rubber off the tires.
And they just didn't take care of them because it didn't mean nothing to them.
That's right.
But that, I mean, I sweated for months and months and months.
And picking crops to pay for that car.
So I was proud of it.
I mean, I earned it.
It was mine.
Nobody else did.
And it was a valuable lesson.
It was a valuable lesson.
That's right.
Well, before I started working for my dad, it was funny.
I had two other jobs.
One was I was selling peaches on the side of the road.
Because that's what you did in Mississippi.
Because that's where I'm originally from.
A lot of people don't know that I'm actually from the South.
But yes, that was one of the...
Where'd your Southern accent go?
You know what?
California.
I've been here for so long.
And I've lived all over the country.
So, for my job and everything.
So, I guess I just got rid of it somewhere.
Hadn't heard you drop no y'alls.
It does come out when I'm mad.
When I'm upset.
Oh, yes.
You'd be like, yo, I'm gonna kill yo!
But that was one and then the other job that I had before I started working for my dad which was really early on in my life was I was a shampoo girl at a beauty salon and I loved it because of course it was very girly and it was a lot of fun and I got to hang out with all the older ladies and stuff and so I had fun time with that.
I don't know if I could shampoo other people's heads.
I don't know.
You're taking awfully good care of those little puppies now.
Don't say never.
It's kind of like anything else.
I'm not shampooing their heads.
No, I'm cleaning up 10,000 piles of crap a day.
My God.
I literally got the garbage cans you roll out to the road.
I ordered a second one.
Because I have so many dirty pads.
I have like 10, 12 extra sacks of garbage.
Oh my gosh.
I bet you do.
Well, our life is definitely different than naked Hunter Biden who filmed himself.
I don't know if you saw the latest on this one.
I'm sure he did.
Whatever it was.
I'm sure he filmed it.
If it's illegal, he's going to film it.
Of course, he filmed himself smoking crack, drinking hard seltzer, and fondling himself while floating inside a sensory deprivation tank one month after convincing Dad Joe to wire him $20,000 for his detox program.
Yeah, detox in quotes.
And that's the name of the hooker.
Detox McGillicuddy.
That was the name of his hooker, Detox.
Dad, I need to pay for Detox.
Oh, the Detox?
No, Detox.
Detox Smith, the hooker.
Look at this deal.
Okay, they've had to cover him because he's completely nude in all of these pictures.
Okay, but this is from, of course, thedailymail.com.
One more time.
I'm so tired of seeing Hunter Ding Dong.
I swear, I've never seen him.
He was at the inauguration.
They gave him some brand new teeth and pretended like he wasn't a crackhead and a junkie for a day.
And they trotted him out in a suit.
And I'm like, I've never seen him with his clothes on.
Because all the laptops for the last year, it's just like he's naked with a crack pipe in his mouth.
And then his hand on his junk.
Oh my gosh.
Well, here he is.
I mean, this is it.
And he, of course, recorded it.
Unbelievable.
I mean, he just, he records everything.
Yeah.
If he was a bank robber, he'd record the whole thing.
Oh, here I am.
Okay, look.
Okay, I'm robbing the bank.
Here's a selfie.
Here's my gun.
Here's the money I'm grabbing.
Here's my getaway car.
I mean, he's the world's dumbest criminal.
You have to want to get caught if you're doing this, by the way.
You have to, like, deep inside.
You want to get caught and you want to punish daddy for being bad daddy.
I know.
I know.
You do.
Oh, boy.
Because, I mean, the arrogance of it.
And he's right.
He's like, I can do anything.
I can bang hookers, do drugs, film it all, smoke crack and my teeth are gone.
I can do it all.
Nothing's ever going to happen to me.
And he's right.
It's not.
Nothing.
Sad.
Not one thing.
But it's true.
It's true.
It's real true.
My gosh.
Well, a lot of people have asked, and Alchemy just donated to the show, and wants our take on what's going on with the stones in Georgia.
Did you hear about this?
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know much about that story.
You know, I'm from Georgia, but, you know, once I joined the Army out of high school, and as soon as I got out of the Army, I was in Florida, so...
I consider myself a Florida native almost because I've lived my entire adult life here, you know, way longer than I ever was in Georgia.
But I don't even know what those are, to be honest with you.
I was Googling it yesterday and never got around to it.
I was like, what is this thing?
Okay, so I'm going to read the update, and this is out from the Gateway Pundit.
So, the explosion at the Georgia Guidestones were caught on video, monument to the devil, later.
Oh, it was a monument to the devil.
Completely demolished.
Now, see, I Googled it and read for 20 minutes and couldn't find that because everything at the top of Google.
I need to duck-duck-go it because everything won't say that about it.
You know what I mean?
Well, it's a new world order and population control, all of those things.
It was a tribute to all of that.
So it was also referred to as the monument of the devil because, of course, it's a celebration of killing human life, much like the abortion issue and everything else.
Well, it was later completely demolished after the explosion.
They went ahead and took it all down.
So for safety reasons, the structure has been completely demolished.
And this is according to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation.
The Albert County Georgia Sheriff's Office is investigating a mysterious event at the Georgia Guidestones after a picture was posted to social media showing what appears to be rubble at the site and residents are reported hearing a boom.
It is not known at this time if the Georgia Guidestones were attacked by a person using some sort of explosive device, although it seems to be a prevailing theory, or if there could have been a small earthquake that partially collapsed the Granite Monument.
Oh, come on.
I know.
Exactly.
You wonder why I couldn't find any information about it.
Yeah, there was an earthquake just right under them stones in Georgia.
You know, not California.
Georgia.
There was a Georgia earthquake just under those stones.
I mean, God, these people.
Yes, yes.
You had to look to find these.
You had to search under the earthquake.
I've seen the video of it.
Somebody blew the damn thing up.
They did.
Alright, so whether there had been an earthquake that partially collapsed the Granite Monument, this monument has been the center of controversy since it was first erected 42 years ago because it presents a set of 10 guidelines describing a new world order with a vastly smaller global population living in harmony with nature.
All we know right now is this.
The sound of an explosion.
So caveman.
You don't want to go back to being a caveman.
Oh, it's crazy.
Around 4 a.m., this is when it happened, Wednesday, July 6th, a photo was posted to Facebook by local resident Chris Smith about 7.30 a.m., showing about half of the monument lying on the ground in rubble.
So they came out with a statement, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation, at 12 noon Wednesday and said that unknown individuals detonated an explosive device at the site early Wednesday morning.
So they are confirming all of that.
And here's a picture of it.
So it wasn't an earthquake just underneath the stones.
Wow.
No, definitely not.
At about 6.30 p.m., the Georgia Bureau of Investigation announced via Twitter that the entire structure has been demolished.
And they had a surveillance video that shows the structure being blown up at exactly 4.03 a.m.
Wednesday, July 6th.
So, for safety reasons, they went on to say that the structure has been completely demolished.
Mm.
Yeah.
Mhm.
Mysterious, all right.
Somebody just got tired of that mess and said enough of that.
Yeah.
Especially since we're living in it.
A couple of rednecks were like, y'all know what we all do this weekend?
Exactly.
Oh my gosh.
It's so true.
But yeah, that's the big mystery.
No love lost here for me, as far as I'm concerned.
Yeah.
All right, great.
Like a lot of people, this is that stupid thing anyway.
Exactly.
Some kind of national treasure.
Exactly.
It's not like Cat Turd.
Our national treasure, Cat Turd.
All right.
Well, the show has flown again, of course.
Thank you everybody who has come to cheer us on and who is going to help us with those puppies because I know you need help even though you don't like to ask for it.
That's my job.
You don't need to push that.
I'll handle it.
You know what?
I have gotten so many people that really are mad at you for you not letting them help you.
I know, they wanted to do a GoFundMe, but what we know, I do a GoFundMe and the puppies, you know, four or five grand is over.
I know.
But so, you know, and then what if it gets $50,000 on it or something?
I mean, I'm not going to keep that money.
It's not right.
It's not right.
So that's why I'm like, you know, if you want to help, but some people are persistent, man.
I'm going to help.
I know.
This is what I'm dealing with on my end.
Just go buy a book or something on my website, and then I get the money.
I don't go through Amazon, so I get the money.
He has every bit of it.
And then you get a good science fiction novel or something, and then, you know, then I don't feel guilty.
And then don't buy anything if you can't afford it.
Times are hard.
Take care of your family first.
Don't worry about me.
I mean, y'all do good.
You buy my books, and I'm doing pretty good.
I'm not a millionaire like everybody thinks I am for some reason.
You know, I'm just a country boy living out here in the country.
You're doing amazing, and you're just doing so well with those little puppies.
And not only that, all the rest of your animals, too.
I'm just trying to get them to the finish line.
The finish line's in four weeks from now.
I just want them healthy, and I want them all alive.
And they can turn bad quick with these things.
Life's not everything.
I'm just like, man.
I got all nine of them eating out of a bowl, finally.
See, if she was, they usually nurse them, and then by the time they're done nursing them, which is usually around three to four weeks, then they're ready to go just start eating some gruel or, you know, some milk out of a bowl for a few days, then gruel.
But, you know, she got sick not even two weeks into it, so I've been the mama.
The whole time.
I've had to take these things.
I have to bottle feed them, warm up the bottles, just like a baby, you know, nine times every three hours.
By the time you feed them, you got to feed them again.
So, you know, there's no sleep.
I literally burp them.
I literally burp them.
Oh my gosh.
And they burp too.
They're like...
They are so adorable.
Once you become the mama, it's hell.
I'm not going to say it, but it's rewarding.
And I'm so glad I'm going through this.
And I'm so glad it's happening.
I wouldn't trade in little suckers for anything in the world.
And I had a chance because of the way I found her.
And then she got pregnant.
And then I had a chance to get her fixed and abort the babies after I knew she was pregnant.
But I didn't want to do it.
And because I knew, I mean, man, how long does Smiles have to live?
He's so old.
He can barely even walk now.
And I mean, not only to have that, but I knew they would make people some really good pets.
And it would give somebody so much joy for, you know, 14, 15 years, as long as they live.
And I hope it does.
And I'm not going to, you know, it's been way more expensive because this formula, I mean, it's anywhere from $8 to $12 a bottle, you know, and that powder stuff's just nasty.
But, I mean, I'm going to, you know, for the last week, almost $150, $60 a day just in puppy formula to feed them.
So it's been a financial thing.
But I don't mind, you know.
It's my responsibility.
And I get so much joy out of watching them wrestle.
And, oh, man, they are just...
They are cute, cute.
Yeah, I've got a really big bathroom, and I put them in there.
And, you know...
It smelled bad in there anyway.
But man, they'll come bite your ankles now, so they just like run at me now.
They start biting my toes and biting my ankles.
It's hilarious.
Right, because you're there.
I'm trying to get them.
They're getting better names now.
I had one I called Smiles, Mini Smiles Runt, but now I named him Wiggles.
Oh, how fun.
Yeah, because you just pick him up and he just wiggles, man.
You can't hardly even hold this dog.
Oh my gosh, though.
It sounds like so much fun.
I mean, it's been definitely a challenge.
I know that.
You're so tired, you can't even open your eyes, but you laugh all day long because they're just funny.
Oh, they're just so cute.
I bet I couldn't stay away from them.
They're barking at each other and getting mad.
And, you know, they all have different barks.
It's so funny.
Every one of them has a different bark.
And then, you know, Sox growls.
He's like...
And him and Brownie got a major fight yesterday.
I'm talking about tearing each other up, fur flying, everything, barking, growling.
I'm like, holy crap, when did y'all learn to do this?
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I had to pull them apart.
Well, and what's funny is...
Exactly.
Well, it's kind of like whenever someone takes an animal to a vet or something and they bring one back into the home.
Then all of a sudden it smells a little different or it's been somewhere else and so they feel fearful.
If one has been removed and then one comes back, all of a sudden they smell like something.
So they respond to that and it's funny to see them this little doing that exact same thing.
All the different things that are going to make them amazing dogs, they've got all of that now.
Well, I kind of got it trained a little bit because after I feed them, I put them down on the floor, not in their bed, and then they usually poop.
Then I can pick that up, you know what I mean?
Because if you don't, because if you have nine of them crapping in just like 10 minutes, you got everything clean, you spend an hour on it, and then one of them starts pooping, they all do, and then they'll start rolling around in it, and you haven't been in the room in 15 minutes, and now you got nine puppies covered in shit from head to toe, and you got to sit there and wash every puppy.
It takes two hours.
Oh, my God.
I've learned the lesson to stay away from that, and it's not good for them either.
So I've learned how to, you know, keep that away.
Oh, boy.
You are doing a great job.
I know.
It's like newborns or something, but times nine.
And then plus all of your other animals.
I've got, yeah, I've got, besides that, I've got seven other animals.
Oh, my gosh.
And they need attention, and Pedro's like, oh, he's pouting, because I usually, I used to walk him, and smiles are more.
I don't have time now, so they're They're really needing some attention.
But anyway, I gotta get up out of here.
I know you do.
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