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The elbowing witch - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 6/28/2022 - Ep. 114
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey, Cat.
How are you, sir?
Hey, hey, hey.
You glad I'm back?
Oh my gosh, always.
You know that.
You know the answer to all of that.
I know you ain't doing the show by yourself.
I hate doing the show by myself.
Absolutely dread it with every fiber in my being.
I can't stand it.
But more importantly, let's talk about you.
We've all been so worried.
I mean, I can't even tell you.
I'm sure you can imagine because if you look at your emails and your instant messages, I'm sure you're overwhelmed by the response.
Yeah, I appreciate, man, so many people.
I know.
Mine's the same.
And I've got, I mean, I've got, you know, some good advice and I got, I mean, someone on CatTurt account found a vet that came out here Sunday morning at 7 o'clock out here in the middle of nowhere.
Think about that.
7 a.m.
Sunday.
My goodness.
And then I got another vet from up north that I've been talking to on the phone and he's really been good talking to me.
You know, he talks to me for 20, 30 minutes, about every little thing.
Good.
So it was just a domino effect, you know, that could have killed her and the puppies.
So it's just been, everybody's good today, you know, and they're all healthy.
But it just started, she's been just going downhill because she's got nine puppies.
These things are growing like crazy.
And she's just been getting skinnier and skinnier.
And she's eating, I'm not kidding, 10 to 15 pounds of food a day.
I mean, I've never in my life seen an animal eat as much as her.
Right.
But she's just had explosive diarrhea.
I mean, it's bad.
So she's been going downhill.
Yeah.
What ended up happening, so what started a lot of this was just, she has hookworms, so I'd gotten her and Petey treated, you know, for the worms, and then Petey ended up having to get a second round, but by the time it was time to get her a second round,
I think it was too late or something, but all the worms, they both had, like every worm, they had them, but, you know, every It killed all of them, but the hookworms, I guess, either come back or made a comeback and never killed them because I probably didn't get another treatment or something.
So that was the first fire to put out.
And she can transfer it to the babies, you know, and it can all die.
So I just felt like she was just non-responsive.
She wasn't eating.
So I got somebody out here.
Treated her for the hookworms, put her on some antibiotics, and then gave the little baby something, which was nerve-wracking as hell, but it's safe because they just make sure they don't have them because it could kill them.
So that fire got put out.
And, you know, she was still feeling bad because, you know, when you give them the worm medication, you know, they feel like shit for a couple of days.
I mean, if it's killing a worm, I mean, how is it making you feel, honestly?
I know, you know, but it was the right decision because it just had, you know, it's worked out really good, so it was a good call by the vet.
And so I was just like, I check her breast every day because she's, sometimes milk don't come out of a few and you got to kind of help it along.
And I just noticed a big knot between two of her breasts, big old giant knot.
And then, you know, I contacted that vet and the other vet that's been talking to me and they're like, yeah, it's whatever that name is.
It starts with an M, but it can be deadly if it's infected.
What can happen is if the babies eat off that tit, And the milk becomes infected.
They can kill them.
Like, all of them die.
So I was like, oh, this is great.
And she can die from it.
Oh, my God.
So that's why I left yesterday from the show.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
And I bought all the stuff for nursing just in case.
But I've never nursed a pup before.
So we went up to the to the I took Sweetie up yesterday.
That's why I missed the show.
I'm so glad.
Anyway, so, yeah, so she was running, you know, she was just starting a fever and her white blood cell was kind of, and it wasn't quite infected yet, but they knew it was about to start.
So they gave her the stronger antibiotic and something for pain, because I think she's been in a lot of pain because her boobs are hurting so bad.
And so, and then they're like, you need to start nursing.
Okay, it's out of the blue, you know, and they have to eat every three or four hours, they'll die.
Right.
So I asked her, the vet, and I'm just like, hey, I need a backup plan because I've never nursed before.
I'm tired.
I haven't slept in two days.
I mean, I've been up at that point two days.
Now it's three.
So I'm just like, man, I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
It might go easy.
It might not.
But I always need a backup plan because when it's 10 o'clock at night or two in the morning and they can't get no food, You know what I mean?
If something's going bad.
So then you're screwed.
So she's like, well, you know, you can separate them.
Uh, from her.
So they won't get on them bad boobs just in case.
And she tested that she checked the milk and everything.
She said, it looks good right now, but you know, to be safe, but you can take them in there three at a time and put them on the good booze and watch them.
Make sure they stay on the good side.
Cause the whole one side's good.
Six, five of them.
And then the back one.
So she's got six good.
And so that's what I thank God.
She told me that.
And it's still, I don't know if it's still risky or not, but it's not risky.
You're having them starve to death.
But, man, I followed the instructions to a tee, and I was just like, I watched all these videos on feeding puppies, you know, and you're like, everybody's like, yeah, it's easy.
You just get the bottle, you warm it up, put a little hole in it, put it right here, you hold it like this, and you just...
Put it right up there at a 45 degree angle and they suck on it and there's all these videos.
That sounds wonderful.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's not how it turns out.
I mean, it's jelly bean rainbows, baby.
Moo moo kittens and fluffy towels all the way to heaven on a stairway to heaven.
Oh!
So anyway, these dogs range from 3.6 now, almost 3.5 pounds, to Fatty, who's way bigger than the rest of them, the alpha male.
He's like 4.5 pounds now.
4.5 pounds.
Oh my word.
So, number one, when you're looking at them feeding these little bitty things that look half dead, these things are alive, kicking ass.
And, you know, I got big, giant hands, man, and holding these things one-handed.
And it's not like they just lay there and just lift their head up and suck like the videos.
They're like screaming, trying to get away.
They don't like to be picked up.
That's right.
And, you know, you're trying to, like, get them going, and I just cannot get it.
You know, now they need to eat every three hours, and now it's five hours.
Two hours later, I still can't get them to feed, so I said, I got to go to this other method.
And, you know, I didn't want to take a chance, but it's, you know, and it's hard for her because she gets so upset when they're not there.
Of course.
But she wants to feed them bad, but, you know, take three in at a time because there's nine and then, you know, it takes about 10 minutes for them to feed and it takes me 30 minutes.
And it's way more healthy for them.
And they're doing so good on mother's milk.
You know what I mean?
Sure.
But here's the kicker.
You didn't know this, I bet, unless you raise puppies.
Yeah.
They are so cute.
So, you know, you think that's it, you know, if I can just get through this and get them some gruel next week.
But no, she always licks them, you know?
She's always licking their butts and licking their genitals.
And she does that for a reason, because that's how they pee and poop.
If she don't do it, they don't pee and poop.
Then they can die from that, too, out of her.
Oh, of course.
So they're like, so I didn't even know that.
So I'm just like, oh, my God.
So now, you know, after she feeds, if she don't lick them enough, because I've got to take them away, so I try to let her lick them, which she does really good.
But I have to get a...
I have to get a cotton ball and get it wet, kind of warm wet, and I got to rub their genitals until they pee in their butts.
You're going to be an expert in all things, aren't you?
I said, I didn't sign up for no ass rubbing.
What did I get off this train now?
This ain't fun no more.
Oh my gosh, this is really...
I didn't sign up for no pee-pee rubbing.
So, I mean, they pee all over you.
Oh my word.
So, I'm just trying to balance it out now.
And in the meantime, now, there's Brownie and Fatty and like two other ones and Monkey for some reason, although he's the runt now.
They can drink almost.
I mean, I put their head in a little bowl and they're just licking it now.
You know, if I get them to do that, it's all going to be good.
But they don't quite have it down yet.
The four of them are starting to lick out of a bowl, and that's good.
Oh my God.
This is quite an endeavor.
Yeah, and I have somebody helping me.
I have somebody helping me, but everything's been going so wrong, we haven't been able to alternate much.
If I don't sleep tonight, at least three or four hours, I'm going to pass out, I guess, because I hadn't even laid down since yesterday morning.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm glad you brought up that subject because now I get to go.
Okay.
You ready?
Everybody is very concerned about that, especially me.
You're not taking care of yourself because you are like completely puppy duty 100%, but we've got to have some help over there.
Okay.
Yeah, you have to.
You've got to get some more help.
Seriously, your health is important as well.
It's almost like that saying, administer oxygen to yourself before assisting others.
Okay, in this case, it definitely is one of those standouts.
Okay, remember, this whole thing started when you weren't feeling well.
You had to go to the hospital for a week.
You are our number one priority, and we want to make sure that you're doing okay.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Hey, it's like a four-day hunter party without the Coke and the underage girls and the hookers and the strippers.
I mean, it's really awful, so we've got to find somebody.
The hunter can do it.
I can, too.
Oh, my gosh.
If I just had, you know, I'm on a hunter binge, but, you know, without hookers, underage girls, cameras.
Emails to China, crack, coke, meth, Parmesan cheese.
Oh my gosh.
We've got to figure something out because you are our precious cat and we want to help.
Well, I'm working on it.
Okay.
I've called up to some of these nurses, some of these vets, and I've got to call her when I get off here.
I'm either going to go up there and get some lessons on this.
But I'm trying to get somebody that'll just come do this for the next week and pay them.
I'll pay them good, too.
I mean, it's a good chance to make some money.
Well, that's why we need to find out.
It's already costing thousands.
It's already costing thousands.
What's another thousand?
Exactly.
Exactly.
And speaking of which, there have been so many people that have donated to the show.
Marianne Wydra, I don't know if I'm saying that right, she donated to the show yesterday, and I know her as Bomb, but Bomb over in Twitch, who helps us out tremendously on the show, is over there, and she donated to the show Bomb Asia.
I'm not sure I'm saying that right either, so I just go by Bomb.
But anyway, then we also had SJonesy99 that just donated to the show, and then Seraf just said, Glad, sweetie, and puppies are okay.
Nice to have you back, Cat Turd.
SJonesy99 said just because.
She's doing good.
She's really been doing good today, and I think it's because...
You know, just every three or four hours she feeds them and then she rests and she's able to sleep.
But she was out, you know, I wanted to let her around the other dogs because she's not in heat or anything.
God, Lord knows.
But she just needs to be around, you know, her brother and stuff.
You know, she was sad because the puppies weren't there all the time.
So she actually went out today and went all the way into the field and chased a squirrel.
And then they like a car was coming down a dirt road.
And they went to the fence line and chased that, and she was just...
She needs it.
Yeah, she was looking totally more normal, and she's, for the first time since it started, because of the medicine that they gave her Sunday, and today's Tuesday, so she's really starting to use the bathroom solid, and she's got that fixed, and so she's putting a little bit of weight on.
Anyway, it's all gonna be good.
It's all gonna be good, but we got to make sure that it's better because we certainly don't want you suffering in the meantime.
So a lot of people have suggested all kinds of different ways in which to help you out.
You would not have believed the donations yesterday.
Of course, those are all going to be given to you because people don't know how to donate.
So, people want to know.
That's the number one question that I'm getting.
How can they support you in this whole thing?
It is not cheap.
It is not easy.
Like you said, you may have to hire some people to come in.
A thousand a pub.
Yeah.
I mean, seriously.
Well, you know, if you really want to help, I don't do GoFundMe and stuff.
And I don't like people.
And if you can't afford to donate, don't donate.
Because, you know, I'll handle it.
It's my responsibility.
But...
I just tell people to go to my website and buy a rabbit skin novel, you know?
Perfect.
And if they want to, and that helps me, and they get a book, and I don't feel guilty because I don't want to just take people's money.
But, you know, all help's appreciated.
But I had somebody that spent a lot on rabbit skin, and a really nice donor.
I was like, whoa, who did that?
But some nice lady.
And, but...
Hey, I'm getting through it.
It ain't the first time I've been up for two or three days.
Who cares?
Well, we do because you were in the hospital right before this happened and hip turd took over the ranch and then all of a sudden everybody's pregnant and running wild.
So yeah, you're very concerned.
Just go to the hospital for a week and come back.
All the bitches be knocked up.
I mean, that's really what happened.
And so you never really had a chance to recover.
And so we're all just saying, okay, so what can we do here?
Because you never even took the time to rest.
Well, you just, you know, it's just like, okay, if they drink this, they can die.
If they don't eat, it'll die.
If they don't get rid of their worms, too, they'll die.
My goodness.
Life is so much.
Who knows?
So, I mean...
It's just a chain reaction of stuff that's going bad.
But she's doing good, you know.
She's fine.
She wants them babies with her all the time, but she can't now because they can't drink off them bad boobs.
That's right.
Well, I'm just glad that you're instinctive enough.
Speaking of bad boobs, did you see Nancy Pelosi elbowing that one, girl?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I played that yesterday, and it's just so obvious.
Of course, the woman is trying to deny it.
What a complete piece of shit, and I'll say it on air.
Oh, she's so ridiculous.
These people, man, I don't even know what to say about them anymore.
I mean, it's good to see all these crazy lunatics.
My choice!
My choice!
Oh, good Lord.
I mean, my God, these women that say they're going on a sex strike, I honestly think, I mean, nobody cares, dude.
I mean, they're glad.
It's like really good news.
Well, you know, I was talking about it.
You know, the people that are getting really upset and really emotional over this thing, at least the ones that we've actually witnessed on social media that are just completely losing their minds, are people that are over the age of having children.
Okay.
Or they're gay, which is really interesting.
And so you've got like this whole thing where, I mean, they are just screaming.
They have completely lost their absolute minds.
They've lost everything.
They lost the 2A case.
They lost the Roe versus Wade, their religion.
That's right.
They lost the prayer yesterday.
Yeah.
The guy can pray if he wants.
I mean, all the big ones.
Oh, it's huge, all right.
That's what y'all get for falsely accusing Clarence Thomas and Kavanaugh for rape.
Paybacks are hell, you idiot, you morons.
Oh, and they are too.
And what a great job.
We were talking about that a little bit yesterday and how the Supreme Court, everybody has kind of been a little on edge about them because they didn't interfere.
They didn't get involved.
In the elections, right?
But they are getting involved in the constitutional things that they need to.
Absolutely.
And they didn't have the evidence we have now.
I won't even call them Crybaby Kavanaugh or Amy Call Me Barrett anymore.
Exactly.
They are doing their job.
And it is so good to see that because they are going by the Constitution.
So, we're having all of these different things that are happening right now, but Piglosi is just the worst.
We'll start with her, because we named the show that, just so everyone knows.
Oh my gosh, the elbowing witch is what we're referring to her as, of course.
Unbelievable.
She is.
Who does that to a kid?
To a child.
Agreed.
Yeah, you pull a kid in, man, and say, come on, get in front of me.
That's right.
Not her.
No, no.
These people are evil.
The colors are really starting to show now.
Look at her.
Did you see her husband?
Details are coming out.
Both cars were totaled.
Yes.
That he caused that wreck.
That's an automatic felony.
Yes, it is.
In a lot of states.
Yes.
I mean, when they have bodily, the other guy's bodily injury and you have that much, you know, you total two cars.
That's a felony.
Oh, absolutely.
They were trying to keep that thing under wraps, that whole DUI. Drunk Losey was totally busted, flat.
We still don't know the honeypot that was with him.
We don't know who that was.
Not yet, anyway.
We know it's somebody, though.
Oh, yeah.
We know, Paul, you drunk old ass.
Drunk old dumbass.
Well, and he had a companion, too.
Everybody's not talking about that except for a certain few.
So you know she's really angry anyway, right?
I mean, of course.
Nancy Piglosi, this has not been her last couple of weeks, her best.
I can promise you that.
So, of course, Flores for Congress, she came out about her daughter and she said, I am so proud She did.
Couldn't agree more.
No, she elbowed her.
Yes, she did!
If Trump did that, they'd be trying to charge him with assault, felony assault.
Oh my gosh, can you imagine the backlash of something like that?
It's so true, and I was so glad that James Woods posted this.
You know this particular clip has gotten over 5 million views?
Wow, I didn't know that.
Yes, over 5 million.
It's definitely hitting everybody, because she's awful.
Here she goes.
We wanted her passion to come in.
Boom.
See that?
Just nudged her right on out of the way.
Look, she looks to see her and she's like, yep.
So A, she noticed she was there.
She acknowledged her presence before she put her elbow down.
Who in the hell does that to a kid?
Look at that.
Kids aren't political, man.
Oh my gosh.
I just think, you know what?
They just show their colors.
She really wanted to knock her back 10 feet.
She should have blew that vodka breath all over her ass.
That would have done it.
It would have.
Exactly.
I mean, these people are just, they're horrible.
But that is who they are.
And I'm just glad that their colors are shown.
I'm glad this video got 5 million views and growing.
That's great.
You see her.
They're crazy lunatics.
But I'm going to tell you something.
Their protests aren't that big, are they?
I mean, they really aren't.
They aren't.
Yeah, they're not.
They've lost their mustard.
God, they can't afford to protest anyway.
They're not that big.
They're not that big because it's...
Look, and they're like...
We're doing this.
70% of the country believes in...
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
Why isn't it moving the needle then?
Why is Joe Biden's approval rating going down?
Why is January 6th not moving the needle?
Why is abortion not moving the needle?
It's not doing it.
It is so true.
Because y'all fake asses pretend and do fake polls.
It ain't no 70%.
Abortion's a winning issue for us now.
And thanks, Democrats, for letting in 5 million Republican voting people from South America.
Exactly.
I mean, you're talking about the Catholics that are coming in.
The Hispanics are mostly majority Catholics.
And so this issue is very near and true to their hearts.
They're not going to vote for something like that, a full vote.
What's the Democrats even have to offer anymore?
Nothing.
What are you voting for for them?
Okay.
And what happened was, I mean, geez.
Okay.
Before a lot of the pictures came out of what the babies look like.
You know, five weeks, five months, eight months.
But people used to be like that for real.
But now, you know, with technology, they see the baby.
I mean, my God, when you look at there and it's three months old, it's got hands, beating heart.
It's got a head, nose, eyes, fingers, toes.
What do you think that is?
It was sold as a pile of goop, remember?
Yeah, clump of sales.
Isn't that something?
And that's the thing.
This is a losing battle because most people that you talk to, you know, they could understand or they could relate to certain issues of abortion, right?
If there was a real problem there, right?
Like incest.
Yeah, like rape.
It's hard not to.
It's hard not to be sympathetic.
It is.
It really is.
But, you know, then here comes the Democrats.
You know, they can't ever stop.
Okay, now we want, you know, You know, safe, legal, and rare.
Bill Clinton.
This is only in the late 90s up to 2000.
This is only 22 years ago.
Right.
You know, a Democrat.
You know, it's rare that we do them.
Okay, and then it's like everybody gets one.
And this is like, okay, not, you know, after two months, three months, four months, five, six, seven, ten minutes before the baby's born.
Now they went out of the womb to kill it.
So you want to go crazy?
You're going to lose it.
We're going to take that right from you.
That's right.
It's so true.
And you deserve it.
Well, I mean, and now they're asking for crazy stuff, okay?
Like AOC is talking about opening up abortion clinics on federal land.
Are you kidding?
Here she is.
I'll start with the babiest of the babiest of the baby steps.
Open abortion clinics on federal lands.
That's right!
Let's kill those babies!
Literally!
I know it.
That's what they're saying.
She's as dumb as a stump.
Everything she says is so ridiculous.
Let's go on native land!
Let's go get abortions!
And they don't...
And it's not sad to them.
That's the whole thing.
They celebrate it.
Like they just won a marathon.
Oh, it's sick.
You know what I mean?
It's not sad.
It's not like, man, I just...
It's a horrible decision I have to make, but I just can't do it, and I'm going to live with it the rest of my life.
I hate this, but I just had to.
It's not their attitude at all.
It's, I got an abortion.
I'm going to put it on my shirt.
I'm going to celebrate it.
I've got three abortions.
I'm even better than you.
I've got five.
They're sick people, and everybody's seeing how sick they are right now.
I mean, my God, have you seen some of the videos of these?
Do you see that crazy woman with all the steam coming out of her ears?
Oh, my gosh.
I certainly do.
I mean, there's so many here.
And I was on your page and I was just going.
Play, play, play.
Was it Let It Out?
Here's one.
I call her Hulk.
Let it out.
Let it out.
Oh, my God.
Look at that demon.
Just look at her.
Look at that.
There's a demon in there.
Whoa.
I mean, call in ghost hunters, man.
We need an exorcism on her.
I'm not kidding.
Look at the demon in her.
I'm not kidding either.
I mean, look at the eyes.
Demon.
I mean, you know, it was really fun because Edward Russell, he put this meme together, finding out the gym is closed after taking your pre-workout.
So that was really funny.
He was using this woman as an example, but this is really her on a TikTok video freaking out.
Imagine getting that mad.
Oh, my.
Because you can't, because you can't, you have to drive across a state line now to get an abortion.
That's all it is.
Oh, it is.
Here's another one.
Imagine getting that mad.
Oh, yeah.
Where the demon, you can see demons in your eyes.
And I mean, you're red and you're, and you're just, it's just rage.
These people are sick, though.
Yeah, you're not mad.
You're not mad because your mother just got killed by a drunk driver.
She's that mad because you can't abort children.
You can't kill a baby.
But don't you think there's some serious mental illness going on here?
I mean, that's the only thing I can attribute it to.
We are sick people.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
We all know that.
These people are batshit.
They're crazier than a shithouse rat.
My favorite saying.
They are.
Here's my choice.
I remember this woman, too.
My choice!
My choice!
Yeah.
Oh my god.
You're a psychopath.
Demon.
A demon.
She's got her arm around him now.
You see this?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Hey, let me tell you something.
Even in my liquor days, I don't make enough jackdams for her to have to worry about her choice around me.
That's a choice I'll make for her.
She's safe.
Completely safe from cat turd.
Oh my god, that's funny.
Can you imagine waking up to that every morning?
No, I can't imagine.
Make me eggs!
Make me coffee!
Make me a donut!
Oh no.
My God.
Oh no.
Oh yes.
Lives are forever changed.
Well, you've got people like insane Senator Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas who suggests putting Planned Parenthood tents on federal land to conduct abortions in banned states.
No.
No.
Lordy mercy.
This is really the extent that they're going to go against the Constitution.
Understand, babies have constitutional rights to live, alright?
How hard is that to understand?
I just don't get it.
My favorite statement is...
Dying judges should not decide what women do to their body.
This is insane.
They just said that.
They just ruled that they don't have the right to say what you do to your body.
It goes to state's rights.
You vote in everybody.
And then you vote for it.
And if the people want it, you'll have it.
And if they don't, you won't.
It's just, I mean, that's how dumb they are.
That is exactly, OAC said it.
Oh my gosh.
She's like, yeah, yeah, the nine judges don't...
That's literally, since you like literally, what they just voted on, you dingbat.
Yes.
God.
It really...
It's so...
It's shocking to me that there are...
She will never shut her mouth.
God, she...
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It just doesn't stop.
It just doesn't stop.
But you're right.
I mean, that's the one thing that they're not even getting the whole takeaway.
That's how dumb they actually are.
They don't know anything.
Oh.
They're out there getting arrested and throwing fireworks and assaulting police in California where it's always going to be legal.
And, you know, what is Gavin?
Yeah, we're going to have it right up till birth.
I mean, let me tell you something.
You kill a baby 10 minutes before it comes out, that literally just needs to come out and it's a baby.
You're a demon from hell, sadistic, Jeffrey Dahmer murdering bastard, man, who belongs on death row.
Period.
End of story.
The death penalty.
My God, you're a baby killer, man.
What do they do to baby killers in prison?
I mean, you are a baby killer.
If you want to have a...
Come on, man.
It's not even...
The day of the birth?
Who's going to do that?
What kind of doctor is going to go in there?
There's a fuller baby, you know, ready to cry, ready to live.
What are you going to do?
Are you going to put an ice pick in his head?
Are you going to just choke it?
I mean, what are you going to do?
I mean, who are these people?
This is sickening.
Yes, it is.
They are absolutely as sick as...
They're murderers.
Yeah.
From every definition, they are a murderer.
And you can just see it.
They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
They don't care.
They act like this is like, you know, I don't even know what to say anymore.
It's just disgusting and sickening.
And I hope a lot of states ban it for good.
And that's just the way I feel.
And then another thing I hate...
I hate that.
We don't care what your Bible says.
We don't care about Christianity.
Why is Christians doing this?
Let me tell you something.
If I was a Satan worshiper, I would still know this is morally wrong, man.
Exactly.
My God, this has nothing to do with religion to me whatsoever, because everything does, but this don't have nothing to do with anything.
If I was an atheist, which I'm not, but if I was an atheist and I didn't believe in the Bible or I didn't believe in Christianity, I would still say exactly what I just said because it's just that obvious.
You're killing a nine-month-old baby.
It's murder.
Well, that's right.
And why not take some of this frustration of being told what to do with your body out on Dr.
Fauci and the government who insisted on you getting a jab that's actually killing people?
If you want to be angry about something, be angry about that, okay?
Not the life that you're going to take that you're angry about, that you would be considered the murderer by deciding the fate of that child.
But the person that is insisting that you take a jab or you lose your livelihood, your job, and everything else associated, where you can't go into restaurants, you can't go to plays, you can't go to...
Join society in any way, shape, or form.
That's who you should be taking this out on.
That's my body, my choice.
You're also killing human potential.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the guy that could have cured cancer.
Sure.
Aborted.
I like to say it all the time.
Yeah, who else did you abort?
You abort somebody that could, you know, you like green energy libs?
Exactly.
Well, the inventor that invented how to run around on water And get everybody around with zero carbon emissions.
You aborted them.
I mean, how do you know you didn't?
Yeah.
I mean, 63 million in the United States since this started?
63 million.
Exactly.
And instead of putting all of this money, like these corporations that are deciding to fund these people that need an abortion or are going to get an abortion, I believe it was Marjorie Taylor Greene that put out a statement.
I thought it was brilliant.
And she said, why not, whether it's abortion or whether they're having a child, Give them that $5,000 to start a family.
Why is it only one-sided to fund a murder, to fly somebody to get an abortion?
Why aren't they using those funds to fund somebody who's starting a family?
How did they get so crazy and just murderous and horrible?
I don't understand that.
You can put it in a college fund.
You can put it for your child, for the baby, for the diapers, for the milk, for everything.
I mean, hey, you know, but that's...
I like the meme as a guy with a mask.
You know, you pushed everybody wearing this.
If you can wear this for two years, you can wear this.
It shows a condom for 38 seconds.
There you go.
Well, I mean, it's true though, isn't it?
It's really true.
Wear a mask.
We want to protect you.
Wear a mask.
We're all about safety and health.
And then, you know, you sleeping around, you know, there's so much birth control.
And I'm not saying accidents can't happen.
I mean, Lord knows.
But, man, I mean, they act like there's no way out.
This is a death sentence to them because they're going to get pregnant.
It's inevitable.
It's just like you wake up one day and boom, you're pregnant.
You're like, well, how'd that happen?
Well, you can speak from experience, considering you went to the hospital and then all of a sudden hip turned over and came back and you got pregnancy.
But you certainly did not abort yours.
I mean, you had yours.
And that's the whole thing.
I mean, I can't make sense of what these people are doing.
And they're so horrible.
And when you see the videos...
Even operations where there's a baby still in a sack and they will remove the sack and the baby is kicking, it's breathing, it's just waiting to be delivered and it's just really like a miracle.
Yeah.
You know, if you guys are horror film buffs and you watch Hostile and Saw and Saw 2 and some of these gross, sadistic movies where they chop up everybody, that's what a Burson Clint looks like.
I mean, that's real life what's going on in there.
That's right.
They hide it from the public.
It should be shown.
I mean, I wish the Republican would have the balls to just late night on weird channels.
Is somehow just show one.
Show it.
That's right.
Just show the unbelievable horror of it.
Just show it.
I tell you, that would change more minds if they just show one after another being done and just show where they dump the babies and when they look like babies in a little bucket or wherever they put them.
Show it.
It's so true.
If it's so great and it's y'all's religion and it's so important to you, let's see it.
Well, that's the thing.
I mean, this is a baby.
You can see its little hands and little fingers and everything else.
This is while it's in its little sack and everything.
And it's alive.
You cannot.
This is where Bubble Boy, remember this, born floating inside and intact.
And, I mean, exact.
And here he is.
I mean, he's...
Very much a lie.
This is a person.
You do not have the right to take that child who is breathing and can breathe on his own at this particular time and say, okay, no, I'm not ready for that.
No, I'm sorry.
You've waited that long to figure out you're not ready for that?
No, I'm sorry, you're sick human.
No, absolutely not.
I think if you're willing to make that decision, that child absolutely does not belong to you.
Because if you're that sick, then absolutely not.
Would I ever think that a child should be allowed to grow up in a family where it's going to be hated?
But there are plenty of people, I can tell you, that would love to have the opportunity to raise a baby and to raise a child.
And what do you have the liberals doing?
What are they doing?
They're actually attacking these pregnancy centers.
The people that are saving other women's lives.
There are a lot of that they've taken in who were on the streets who got pregnant.
Yeah, we're gonna kill you if you don't let it.
We're gonna kill you if you don't have an abortion.
I mean, come on.
We're gonna firebomb you if you don't have an abortion.
We're gonna burn you out if you don't have an abortion.
That's right.
These people are sick, but it's on the world.
All their diseased minds.
In sickness of trying to groom five-year-olds, and they want a transgender naked person in every classroom.
And that's all they got.
Transgender.
A whole month for the LBGQR, QR7, whatever they are now.
That's right.
And it's just, they're taking this stuff and they're just cramming it down your throat.
And nobody wants it anymore.
They're tired of it, man.
They're worried about their kids.
They want their kids to go reading, writing, and arithmetic and social studies.
And they want that in school.
And they want to go to the gas pump.
And they want to be able to get to work for $2 a gallon, $3 a gallon.
You know, and they don't want to go, they want to grill some hamburgers on the weekend.
They don't want them to cost $15 a burger.
That's right.
You know, and $8 for the bun.
And you want to put a pickle on it, then you're broke.
Exactly.
I mean, this is where we are.
This is true.
They're completely damaged.
What do they do that changes your life?
What is it?
What is their policies?
What is the transgenders, you know, going into that?
How does this affect your life?
Is this your daily life you're living?
Everything that's important to them have nothing to do with 99% of America.
Nothing.
Well, they don't care.
They obviously don't care because here's a big story that's out.
This is from TheDailyMail.com.
A 150-mile death journey in 103-degree heat that killed 50 migrants, okay?
That's terrible.
A semi-truck set off in city of Laredo and stopped in San Antonio when it suffered mechanical problems and migrants started falling out the back to their deaths.
That's terrible.
Okay, this is real.
Where's the border czar that never actually made it to the border?
Remember Harris?
This was her responsibility.
She never even made it there.
She never addressed it.
It's a huge problem.
It's only getting worse.
The media isn't focused on it because they don't want to talk about anything that's going to make this administration look like the filth that they are.
But it is what they are.
They're murderers.
They don't care about human life.
They don't care about nothing.
No.
You think you can reason with somebody who wants to kill a child 10 minutes before it's born and just kill it?
You think you can reason with somebody like that?
You might as well try to reason with Satan.
It ain't gonna happen.
You can't reason with these people.
They're unreasonable.
They're crazy as hell.
And people are seeing it.
Let them, you know...
My joys!
My joys!
Isn't that sick?
I mean, they're just completely out of their minds.
But they don't care about human life.
So never associate the fact that they care about a woman's body as being caring towards that individual.
They obviously have no regard for life.
They just want to, all the way from the Save the Wells days, you know.
A liberal, they want to, they do a hashtag, and they don't believe in God, they don't believe in an afterlife, so they have to find some kind of purpose.
And what's their purpose?
What's the bigger purpose?
Saving the planet.
I'm saving the planet.
I'm saving the United States.
I'm saving women's health.
I'm saving this.
And they don't really save anything.
I mean, what are these marches going to accomplish?
The ruling's the ruling.
It's law.
That's it.
Law of the land.
It's over.
Sorry.
You can cry about it and try to rework it.
And then for the first time in history, you got, of course, this is the most crooked DOJ movement.
Attorney General we've ever had, man.
This Merrick Garland.
They come out and they say, well, this is a terrible decision by the Supreme Court.
This is unprecedented.
You don't do that to the Supreme Court.
They're a co-equal branch of the damn government, buddy.
I mean, is it just pure incompetence?
I mean, seriously, I think they're just bulldozing ahead.
They're undermining the whole...
Yes, exactly.
If they don't get what they want, by God, we've got to expand the court.
I mean, that's just, what's the first instinct of every Democrat voter?
And if you're a Democrat voter, trust me, your first instinct is to cheat.
Because all y'all do is cheat.
You're a bunch of damn cheaters.
You know, that's all you are.
It's all you ever will be.
Okay, we can't get the Supreme Court decision we want.
Let's cheat and do the court.
We can't get this done.
Let's cheat and change the rules.
We can't win an election.
Let's cheat and do mail-in ballots.
Let's cheat and do ballot harvesting.
That's all y'all do is cheat.
Everything's cheating and lying to you people.
Well, it's true, but they haven't been stopped either.
I mean, we've got a lame duck party over here that aren't even whispering a word about anything.
They're not doing one thing.
So do you really think that it's going to change?
I loved what Justice Thomas actually said.
One of the things I'd say in response to the media when they talk about the way I did my job, I said, I will absolutely leave the court when I do my job as poorly as you do yours.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
He said that too.
That's exactly what he said.
It's true.
He is great.
These people in the media, I mean, they just...
He's awesome.
They try to get you fired up about Roe vs.
Wade.
I mean, everybody that's fired up about it was the Incredible Hulk, Psycho Demon woman we just played.
They're all like that.
I mean, every one of them is like that.
They are.
We don't care.
By the way, they love this.
They are so thankful that this ruling went this way because what do they want to do more than anything?
They want to go out in the streets.
It's all about them.
They're narcissists.
They want everybody's attention on.
They want to yell and scream.
They want cameras on them.
They live and breathe the bitch mine alone.
Whining cry.
They're liberals.
They love this.
Don't doubt me on this.
They love that it got overturned.
They love the gun law because they can't wait to get out there and throw stuff at cops and get in the middle of the road and yell and scream and have a purpose and have any kind of a purpose in life.
They'll do it.
Oh, absolutely.
I mean, they are praised by the left, by the demons of the left for it.
I mean, they never surprise me on how low they'll go, but real quick, I just want to special thanks to a couple.
They just keep going.
Saraf just donated to the show.
DonnaLynn47 donated.
Oh, Donna donated and says, here's my IOU for that time in 2020.
When you sent me for free a copy of Rabbit Skin.
Cat Toad is more special than most know.
And then we also got one from Red Trump Bird who says, Bye sweetie, a nice juicy steak.
She gave it all also.
Also, I live around you somewhere and if you're needing a home for one of the pups, I would love one.
So, I'm sure you're getting a lot of that.
When it comes to the pups home, I'm just trying to, you know, You know how it is.
You start Googling shit.
Oh my God, they're all going to die tomorrow.
Right.
You know?
And that's all I had to go from.
So it's just like, man, it's just like, okay, this can kill them.
This can kill them.
Now they can't shit unless I rub their buttholes every second.
I mean, I'm just like, man, I'm never ever going to get these things to the damn finish line, am I? Oh my gosh, you are.
And it's like, and then like one of my favorite ones, socks, it was just cool looking as hell.
Yeah, he started, I thought, I'm like, man, he's going downhill.
He's just like lethargic and he sleeps way more than the other ones.
And that was when that one that just didn't come out right.
And he just kept fading and fading.
I'm like, man, I hope he's not fading.
And I'm just like getting a plan.
I'm like, I'm taking his ass up to the vet.
And then I'm nervous because it's the 4th of July weekend, a three-day weekend coming up.
You know what I mean?
If anything happens, I'm screwed.
Because there's nobody going to be open.
And there's nobody going to come out.
And it happens, you know, right in the bad times.
So, I'm going to try to get...
So, it's just...
Oh, yeah.
That's monkey.
They're just so cute.
Oh my gosh.
I can't ever get it on camera because it happens in spurts.
Now that's Fatty and that's the one I'm definitely keeping if I can keep him healthy.
He's the alpha male but he looks exactly like Smiles and Smiles is so old.
I love Hello World Basket.
I mean this is so sweet.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's, I call, you know, of course these dogs are going to be named whatever the people get, but I call her Brownie and she's taken already.
She's a friend of mine, you know, somebody I know in real life.
Their dog passed away and he's got kids and they got a property near me and they're taking her.
Well, maybe you can get him over there to help with this whole thing.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, this is something that I need somebody that's weaned animals before, you know what I mean?
That's true.
I understand.
And people do have a life, and this is a day and night.
I mean, it happens every three hours, and there's no way to sleep because it takes 45 minutes to do it.
You know, what are you going to do, sleep for an hour, get up to sleep?
I can't do that.
No.
But I got a plan for me and the person helping me to try to alternate tonight and try to sleep for about six hours.
If I can just get six hours of sleep tonight, I'm good.
It's home.
You'll be in a better spot.
That's all I sleep anyway, by the way.
I don't sleep eight hours.
I sleep four to six.
I know that.
My gosh.
I mean, when I'm going to bed, you're up.
We're three hours difference.
Yeah.
I only...
I usually get off Twitter around 8 to 9 Eastern Time.
And I don't go to bed exactly.
I'm like, I don't wait in bed.
I'm getting off Twitter.
I just need, you know, I need to wind down for an hour or two and just not be on social media.
I know.
It's traumatizing.
Every day.
Somebody was asking me about that.
They're like, how do you do that every day?
All you do is report, like, bad news.
It really does have that effect and that's why on the weekends I try to stay away from it because I have to clear my brain from all of this.
It's like a cleansing.
It never ends.
It never stops and it's all day long and it's constant.
I don't just have these puppies to try to save or just sweetie to watch.
I got three other dogs that are just dying for attention.
Pedro's pouting all the time because he's getting none.
I got three cats.
I got a big property.
I got a business.
I got a podcast.
There's things I have to do.
I know it.
Real life stuff.
I can't just stop life, you know.
But I'm doing everything I can for the puppies, you know.
You are.
Now it's like, oh my God, sour milk is going to kill them.
I ain't going to poop.
It's going to kill them.
But, you know, they have to eat.
And, you know, as long as their milk's good, that's the way to go.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, you're too great.
Everybody's like, yeah, man, it's easy.
Just do this.
Hey, just feed them liver.
And everything's going to be fine.
Well, I would feed them liver.
Except she's got hookworms.
She's got diarrhea.
It's the worst thing in the whole world I could probably give her for diarrhea, you know.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
But, you know, it's just I don't want her to die for sure, you know.
I don't want another puppy to die, so I'm doing the best I can, believe me.
I'm doing everything I can.
I'm spending thousands of dollars.
I'm having vets come to my house.
I mean, man, I don't know what else to do.
You're doing everything that you can do, and you're doing a great job of it.
And we have somebody new in the chat room, and the chat has been so great.
Okay, Littermates, this is for you.
You've done it.
Littermates.
I don't know how that came around, but it's just like...
Oh, they are stepping up like you would not believe.
Okay, first off, when everybody, of course, my whole entire inbox and everything was completely slammed with advice, and how do I donate, and how can I help, I live around him, what you would regularly hear.
They all stepped up and everybody wanted an update on you yesterday.
And I only had after talking to you after the show.
So I put out a statement and I asked them because I'm permanently suspended from Twitter.
And I'm like, can somebody please relay this over there?
Just get back home.
No, I can't.
They're just going to kick me right off again.
You know that.
They have my IP address.
Nah, you can slide right in.
You can slide in.
I don't think so.
I think so.
Well, we could try it, but I'm sure I'm just going to get booted.
But anyway, so they took the message about how the little puppies were doing, and they put it up there for me, and they put it all over the place so that everyone knew how they were doing.
I knew you were exhausted.
As soon as you were able to find a place to stop and just rest, I knew you were going to take it.
And you had Sweetie on the way back in the truck, so I knew that was going on.
But they have been so sweet and so kind, especially welcome.
Oh, yeah.
These people are great.
They don't even really know me, you know?
So it's...
Oh.
It's crazy.
I mean, people bought a lot of books.
I'm not going to do a GoFundMe.
Just go to my...
I love CatTurd.com.
Yes.
I love CatTurd.com.
Just buy a rabbit skin novel or something.
And it helps me a lot.
That's perfect.
People think I'm rich or something, but I'm not.
I'm not a real celebrity.
I've just got a big Twitter account.
I think we'd beg to differ on that.
I'm sorry.
You must be a millionaire.
No.
I'd like to, but you know, I ain't quite there yet by a long shot.
Oh my gosh.
Well, Hedda Broccoli just rode into the show.
And I think Hedda Broccoli is Hedda Lettuce on social media, if I'm not mistaken.
You gotta Hedda Broccoli.
They say.
Fairly new to this podcast, but I've become a regular now and just donated to the show.
And then we have Alchemy who says, wait until you have nine puppies and Sweetie is climbing into bed with you.
Awesome, Grandpa.
Don't worry, you are doing great.
I just want to get them to where they're Either lapping out of a bowl or just making this...
I got this second step stuff that you just kind of mix with either water or their formula.
And it's just a gruel.
And they should be on that in a week from now.
All I'm trying to do is find some local nurse...
Or somebody that's in the business that would, you know, make some decent money and could just come help.
Oh, yeah.
You know, full-time for a week.
And I want to find somebody that needs the money, too.
I like to help people, you know.
You know, if there's somebody around that's nursed before and can really do it.
Well, maybe contact some breeders.
And they might need the money.
Maybe contact some breeders because they use people to come in and take shifts like that.
I got all kinds of time.
Hey, a breeder are you?
Right.
I mean, they have contacts or something that can help you out.
I'm sure somebody that breeds dogs.
Well, I've got some irons in the fire right now.
I'm just expecting some callbacks this afternoon.
I know you're busy.
I got to, but I don't want anything to happen to them.
And it's just like all these little things I didn't know about.
I just like, when the rubbing the butthole come in, man, I'm like, just what I need.
I've slept in four days and I've got to rub dogs' buttholes all night.
Cat turd has a whole new meaning.
Yeah, you get all the little sweet pictures, man.
Oh, look at them.
This is Wonderland.
You know, I got shit.
I got cats and dog shit from my, you know, my face down to my toes.
Oh my gosh, but you do it and you wear it so well, cat turd.
They're cool as hell.
I mean, I'm enjoying it, too.
I mean, I'm not, like, hating it.
I'm just so tired now.
But they're just so cute, and they're fun, and they're wrestling now.
They are so precious.
And they're just, you know, I just worry about them all the time because all these things just start, you know, when you lose the mama, you know, ability to nurse, then, man, things go downhill quick, and they got to keep getting fed.
These things...
But, you know, luckily, the one thing I've done that's helped me, because I thought, you know, socks is going down, but I weigh them every day.
I got a good scale in a basket, and I just put them in there, and I write down their weights.
I got a chart.
And so you can tell if one's, you know, I said, man, this hasn't gained weight.
He didn't gain weight yesterday, so I got to put him on the back good boob for a while.
Well, someone suggested something, and I think it'll help us monitor you, too, to make sure you're not losing too much weight from all of this also, is to...
Weigh yourself with a puppy and then weigh yourself without a puppy and then we can make sure that you're doing okay too and you're not just losing all of this crazy weight because you're forgetting to eat and everything else.
I could use...
I've definitely lost a few pounds, but I can lose a lot more.
Well, that's okay.
You'll get that done too, especially in Florida heat.
Who wants to eat in the heat?
Yuck.
Yeah, it's 100 degrees and humid down here, so I've got a room I've kind of built, put an AC in for the other dogs, because the other dogs are in a room, that's a dog door, air-conditioned, heat in the winter, and they just go in and out, and they all live happily ever after, and it's just kind of after this.
Yes.
But I'm just trying to...
I am going to give the puppies away, and I'm going to give them away, and I'm paying for all this expensive people.
Like I say, they're donating, buying books and stuff, so I'm going to just get everything done.
But I don't want to promise a pup.
What if something happens to it?
Oh my God, that's going to be my puppy.
Anything can happen.
They're really delicate at this age.
Of course.
If I hadn't been feeling her boobs...
And she really got an abscess.
If I hadn't been, you know, filling her boobs to see if something was wrong, I mean, they might have could have all, it could have really got abscessed and got in the milk, and they could have all drank just one day, just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and all of them died.
I mean, it's that quick.
It's true.
It happens really fast.
It's like a really fragile time.
Yeah, so anything can happen.
I mean, this happens all the time.
Dogs die from this all the time.
So I'm just trying to give them the finish line.
I got a lady coming out, another big bill.
I got a lady coming out, though, that does.
She has an actual mobile.
She can do surgeries.
She can do, you know, she can fix dogs.
She has a mobile van.
It's a full hospital, not just like a house call guy, you know, person coming.
And she's agreed.
I paid her some money to agree to come out way, you know, 30 miles past the zone.
She usually works.
And so next Wednesday, she's coming out.
And she's going to...
Also, my dogs need flea pills, prescription flea pills, and she's going to look at, you know, man, Smiles is really old.
I'm having to push him up.
His hips are killing him.
So she's going to look at all the dogs, trim all their toenails, do everything I need to do.
Once that happens, and I'm hoping by next week, It'll be almost four weeks then.
And I should have them on gruel then where they're eating.
If I can get them to eat, you know, food, a mixture of just mush, blend it, whatever.
Sure.
Once I get them to that stage, I'll feel safe that they're going to make it, you know, they're going to be just fine.
But that's why I hadn't promised any out, because they'll get attached to it just by the pictures, you know, and what if it dies?
So I don't want to do that to anybody.
So, I mean, you know, I could still lose one or two.
You don't know.
You don't ever know these puppies.
You really don't.
They start going downhill like that one, and they're gone, man.
I know.
You're not going to get over that ever, I don't think.
That was just so sad.
There was nothing I could do, though.
I know.
You did everything that you possibly could, and everybody knows that.
Well, Burrito Boy just donated to the show.
Burrito Boy!
Burrito Boy!
You're a Burrito Boy!
Your favorite Burrito Boy!
You're going to name your something on social media.
Just make it memorable, like Burrito Boy, head of lettuce.
I mean...
You know, John Smith, R9-466-5439.
Nobody's going to remember that.
It's so true.
Maybe there's something people will remember.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, it's so true.
It's so funny though.
But there's Burrito Boy.
And then we also have one from JackIsRumble1.
Just donated and said, I've been breeding dogs for over 30 years.
I'll be happy to help you.
My email is...
Poodle Town.
Oh my gosh.
Well, he put it up on social media and if he breeds dogs, I'm sure he'd love the business.
I'll give it to you though.
And at Poodle Town, I have a little teacup poodle, so I may be calling you too.
I need somebody like locally that's just going to come out and help me do this because I'm at the end of my room.
I'm just tired.
Oh my gosh, yes.
I'm sure.
Well, I mean, certainly.
Somebody that can come, like, you know, while I'm sleeping, even at night.
It would be great.
Well, anybody that's listening, okay, so Cat Turd's given us a lot of information here.
Okay, first off, if you can, and if you are able, you will enjoy the book immensely.
Please make sure that you visit his site, ilovecatturd.com, and you can buy rabbit skin right from there.
You can also buy it from, you can also attach.
Hey, rabbit skin.
I don't just say this lightly because, you know, I'm a real hard critic on myself, but Rabbit Scan is cool as shit.
It's a great book.
I read it twice.
It's a cool story.
It's really, and the fact it came out of my mind is still like, I can't believe I did it, and I'm proud of it.
You did a wonderful job on it.
Oh my gosh.
It is absolutely a fantastic book.
I've read it twice.
I loved it.
And I'm going to read it again so that we can have an audio version.
I just have to find time.
You have the voice.
The perfect voice for an audio book.
Well, I would love to try it.
So we'll work on that.
Everybody's going to sound like a redneck country biker.
If I do my own voice, I'll be like, man...
Wow.
But also, if you want to hit the inthelitterbox.com site, you can connect to I Love CatTurd.com.
So they're both on both sites.
And so you can do that.
But you guys have just been absolutely amazing.
Of course, Alchemy.
Thanks for everybody, too.
I know everybody's just trying to...
Everybody's trying to help because there might have been something that happened to you.
That's why I was trying to tell everybody the whole situation.
So there's a lot of things that are being fought.
And, you know, I'm just trying to get them to the finish line.
I want them all to live.
I want them all to have good homes.
Sure.
And then once they're all given away...
My ass is going to the Bahamas.
Yes, you're going to take a while.
But just make sure hip turd is off the property because you don't want to come back to another disaster.
It's going to be a Corona commercial, man.
My ass in a hammock.
Oh my gosh, that's true.
Well, Alchemy has been donating this entire time and also gives some more advice.
He says you can feed them powdered oatmeal and powdered milk with water.
Stir warm at 30 seconds.
Plain oatmeal.
I raised puppies for 14 years.
It will be okay.
Just don't let them have too much.
You've got to kind of monitor that.
They're not there yet.
They're only two and a half weeks ago.
They're not there.
I'm just sticking their head now down in the bowl for the first time of the You know, I get the pre-made formula so I can't screw it up.
You know what I mean?
The expensive stuff, but I don't want to screw it up.
Oh my gosh.
You open the can, you warm it up, and that's it.
And it's done.
That's right.
So I'm just trying to get them.
And they are.
Some of them are licking it.
They're so cool.
I mean, they stick their whole face in it and they drown and it comes out of their nose.
I mean, they're not good at it right now.
Oh, it's going to take them a while.
Well, I do have a little bit of breaking news that we'll end up on because it just broke.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, just in there.
This is out from the Gateway Pundit.
Ghislaine Maxwell sentenced to 20 years in prison in the Epstein sex trafficking case.
Which is life at her age.
Absolutely it is.
You know, we had heard that she was suicidal and we've heard all these different things.
Yeah.
She's suicidal, all right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's going to shoot herself in the back 17 times with a shotgun.
That kind of suicidal.
That type.
Exactly.
And so, it's just the same thing.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
So, she was sentenced to 20 years today.
Maxwell worked as Jeffrey Epstein's pimp for years, and the DOJ knew they were running girls as young as 12, but they refused to act, of course.
She was also great friends of Bill Clinton.
I'm sure they're younger than that.
Bill Clinton was all over that.
Absolutely.
You ever want to see who's in on this and the movie stars and all the people?
Just look and see who visited the island.
Exactly.
And no, Trump never went to the island, so don't even go there.
He didn't.
No, he did not.
He hitched a ride from New York on a plane because it was available when his was not.
That was all there was to it.
But let me tell you, there are a lot of people...
Bill Clinton lived on rape island.
He certainly did.
He lived on rape island.
And I wonder how many things...
I don't know.
He may have been a little bit beneath him.
But Hunter Biden...
Hunter Biden's all into this stuff, too, and no one's ever investigated him.
I mean, God dang it, you think?
He took a picture of every girl he had.
Exactly!
My gosh, I'm sure.
God almighty!
I mean, he's the vice president's son at that point, and he's out there not just being the biggest dirtbag in history, but I'm going to record it all!
I know!
I'm brilliant!
But here's the deal.
They're not going to release the client list.
This is the thing.
Of course not.
Just like the FBI went to Epstein Island.
Same thing.
When you hear the FBI is going there, you go, oh no, there goes all the evidence.
The person in charge.
Right?
The person in charge that said that the judge that decides I'm not releasing it's probably on it.
Golly.
Probably on the list.
That's how it works.
Oh my word.
So, 20 years.
Unless she's pardoned, of course.
Which, you never know, with this administration, nothing would surprise me.
So, this is from the New York Post.
Ghislaine Maxwell was sentenced to 20 years in prison Tuesday for her role in helping powerful pedophile Jeffrey Epstein abuse girls, capping off a dramatic fall from grace for the British socialite-turned-convicted sex trafficker.
U.S. Judge Allison Nathan said the sentence of 240 months was- Allison Chains?
Allison Nathan.
Allison Chains, probably, yeah.
Because, you know, the judge was very much entwined, just like all of these cases, with everything else.
We had Comey's- It's just like the Russia hoax.
It's just like the special counsel.
It has one purpose, and it's to hide evidence and protect.
That's it.
And believe me, there was ex-presidents that went there.
There was presidents of the United States that went there, and everybody underneath them, and senators, and this, and Hollywood celebrities out the yin-yang went there.
There's a whole list.
What do you think they did there?
You think they went down there and fished for some Spanish mackerel and grilled it out with a beer with their favorite people?
That's not what that place was about.
That's not at all what it was about.
So here you have U.S. District Judge Allison Nathan who said that the sentence of 240 months was sufficient and no graver than necessary for Maxwell who clearly addressed the court and told her victims, I'm sorry for the pain that you experienced.
I hope my conviction and harsh incarceration brings you pleasure, said Maxwell, wearing blue jail scrubs, her dark brown locks cut in a bob.
Is that what she said?
Yes, she said, I hope my conviction and harsh incarceration brings you pleasure.
Well, it does.
What a weird word.
What a weird sentence, though.
Joy is the only thing I can think of.
Pleasure.
Sounds like a madam, doesn't it, to you?
Pleasure.
Yeah.
Creepy.
I hope all the young girls that were raped on Rape Island, you know...
Creepy.
I mean, pleasure.
For her to use the word pleasure makes me ill.
I'm sorry.
I don't know if anybody else had that same reaction, but...
Well, she's in for life.
What is she?
She's got to be 60 years old or something.
I don't know how she is.
She's not young.
No, not at all.
Well, Maxwell's sentencing marked the end of a federal criminal proceedings against her in the Southern District of New York, where she was brought after her arrest at a sprawling New Hampshire estate in July 2020.
Now, you know what?
The Republicans...
This lovely group of Republicans.
They have so many things that they could start piling on.
Demanding an investigation, wanting to see the black book, right?
The client list.
They're all half of them are in it.
We certainly want to know who.
Half of them are in it.
I know.
It's the pedophile.
So, hello?
No one's going to say anything.
Chirp, chirp.
All right, so we have crickets there.
You've got the whole Hunter Biden and the whole thing with China.
You've got a recording of Joe Biden.
You've got all of those ties.
You've got everything there.
You've got just the laptop.
You can start investigating that.
It would be crime, crime, crime, crime, crime.
Okay, so you've got that.
You've got, of course, the elections and everything else.
I mean, it goes on and on.
And the Republicans just sit there mute.
What do they want to do?
They want red flag laws.
They passed a gun control law and they want to ship $60 billion to Ukraine.
That's it.
That's all they've done in three years.
That is all.
And here's the deal.
I'm looking forward to hoping, and this is a hopeful one on my end, that the Supreme Court will weigh in on this rubbish of red flag laws that they just passed.
Well, they already have.
They have.
It's failed in just about, you know, on a landside vote everywhere it's been presented.
You can't do it.
There's no due process.
None.
None.
You know, you got some person declaring you crazy.
It's not even a psychiatrist.
You know, you got a neighbor that hates you, you know, says something, and there you go.
You can't do it.
You can't strip everybody their gun rights because some, you know, woke person is raising hell.
Look at that lady that we just showed you that had demon.
That's the kind of person that's going to report you.
That's exactly right.
And even Raw Story has picked up on the fact that legal experts are speculating whether the Supreme Court will destroy Congress's new gun safety bill next.
They could weigh in exactly on that because you know that lawsuits are being filed left and right.
No question about it.
There is no question about it.
So we've got a lot to look forward to.
And I just have to say that my faith in the Supreme Court has totally been restored as a result of all this.
Not totally, but at least a little bit.
But we are way over our time.
And so we need to...
I got to get back to the pups.
Yes, you do.
You absolutely do.
Well, it's been a great show.
Thank you so much, everyone, for joining us.
Donna R1, she says, hang in there, Cat Turd.
Auntie DeCat says so.
And everybody else who has been so sweet to help us out on the show behind the scenes and just coming here and getting the word out on it.
Anyway, be safe.
I gotta go rub some dog buttholes, so I'll see y'all later.
Okay.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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