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SCOTUS for 2A win - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 6/23/2022 - Ep. 111
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Today is Thursday, June 23rd, 2022, episode number 111.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, just enjoying the liberal tears today.
They're flowing like rain.
Oh my gosh, I'm sure no one is enjoying it as much as you are, because I'm sure they all go to your page to whine and cry.
That's generally what happens.
Good Lord.
So we have named this show, Catert has named this show, SCOTUS for to a win.
And I know you are all out there celebrating.
Boy, wouldn't you think that the Republicans feel like real jerks right about now?
They can't even come out to the microphones and say anything because they're like anti-2A now.
You can't say shit about it.
You can't say, what can Joni Ernst, what can Mitt Romney, what can Lindsey Graham or Mitch McConnell come out and say about the ruling?
Can they come out now and even say, hey...
It's a good ruling, man, and it protects our rights.
You can't.
You just voted for the red flag laws, you traitors.
I mean, come on.
Do they all need a reminder about the Constitution?
This was a perfect opportunity for Republicans to get on board early on and say, hey, you know what?
This is the Constitution.
This is what the Republican Party is all about, holding those values and those traditions, God-given rights.
Those are what belong to We the People?
No, no, no, no, no.
They decided to play footsie with the Dems.
Yeah.
Boy, Tucker hammered them.
That's not mad.
Wow, I heard about him.
I didn't see it.
I heard it.
Oh, boy, he hammered them.
And rightfully so.
He's just saying all the things we said on the show yesterday.
It's just, I hammered Ernst in a tweet today.
Screw her.
Yeah.
You've been after her for quite some time.
But she's twice as bad because she rode in on the Tea Party wave.
She literally is like, I've castrated hogs.
I go pheasant hunting.
I'm big into guns.
Here, look at me.
I wear blue jeans.
I'm in the country.
And then she starts dressing like, like I said, like a bad cliche of Nancy Reagan in a movie.
Oh, isn't it bad?
This is what they sell us, right?
This is what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I'm a country girl.
Here's some cattle stalls.
I got cattle behind me.
I'm from Iowa.
I'm one of you.
I'm a country girl.
And then what do they turn into when they go to D.C.? Let's look.
Okay, she's got hair.
Oh, look.
I've got plastic hair with the right frosting, the pink thing.
Oh, she's missing the pearls.
She's really not doing anything.
I mean, when I say this, this is not what I'm saying is about her physical appearance, although I'm mentioning it.
That's not the point.
The point is how you portrayed yourself and how you are now.
That's right.
That's exactly right.
Somebody that makes that kind of transformation in a few years, you don't think they're fake?
They're fake.
How many country girls we got there listening?
If you got nominated to the Senate, are you ever going to dress and look like that?
You're not going to change completely.
This is like a complete about-face transformation here.
Look at that.
I had to do it.
Look at that.
I mean, it's true.
This is what the American people thought they were getting.
They were going to get somebody that is a constitutionalist.
And then you shit all over us with a 2A gun grab that's never going to end.
Like it's not going to be used to go after every conservative for sneezing wrong.
And a liberal could literally have a Gatlin gun on the back of the car.
And Tesla's nothing going to happen to them.
Oh my gosh.
Well, this is the way of the world now.
And it's really sad because this is the Republican Party.
Like I said, they are all about...
Protecting themselves, living in D.C., patting each other on the back, but they are not there for the American people.
Time and time again.
Look at the difference.
Now these are the people the Republicans tell us to respect.
The Republican Party tells us it's got our back.
And the Republican Party that gets on all the committees, that kisses ass, that gets on everything.
She's always two steps behind Mitch McConnell with her lips on her butt.
Oh yeah.
And then they try to tell us, Marjorie Taylor Greene, oh, she's a freak, fringe, psychopath.
But who votes with us every time and never stabs us in the back?
Marjorie Taylor Greene.
What did she say yesterday?
She come out and that reporter tried to talk about guns and she said, well, you're from England, won't you go back?
Right.
Isn't she perfect?
Yeah, won't you go back to England and worry about your gun laws.
Oh my gosh.
We like our guns here in the United States.
Shit.
She is perfect, in my opinion.
Honestly, when she said this, I think we all just sat there and went, thank God, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Yeah, you don't like it here, go home.
The Republican Party's doing everything they can to get her out.
She does exactly what we put her in.
And look at Ernst, how she actually portrayed, she actually was a Marjorie Taylor Greene clone when she was running.
Exactly what Marjorie Taylor Greene said.
Everything.
Then she gets in there.
She turns into Nancy Pelosi.
Something completely different.
Exactly.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has stayed consistent.
And believe me, she has been hit harder than anybody else.
She doesn't fold.
She does not care.
That's not why she's there.
Ever.
She never folds.
Exactly.
Just a real quick shout out, PatriotMom1976.
She says, in her reading here, she says, donation for Home Depot buckets to collect the liberal tears.
Yes, they are a glowing patriot mom.
Megha Jim was listening and made that me.
It was great.
So we can celebrate today.
It feels like a Friday.
Here we go.
Check out what she says.
Turn it up.
This is loud.
Well, you can go back to your country and worry about your no guns.
We like ours here.
It's as loud as that would go.
So, yes, she said you can go back to your own country.
Yeah, you go back to your own country.
She's like, well, you know, in England we have this.
She goes, yeah, they're murdering each other with knives now.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And they are.
They're stabbing people left and right.
And anything else they can get their hands on.
They're bare hands.
Hello.
You know, asphyxiation.
You can look that up and you can see how many homicides have been, you know, committed that way.
Look at rifles.
Speaking of, you know, like AR-15 rifles, look at how many deaths by rifles there are a year.
It's literally a thousand down.
Exactly.
I mean, there's more people that hit somebody up the side of the head with a brick.
Or a rock.
And I'm not kidding.
I mean, I'm dead serious.
Then we're the rifle.
All gun stuff is handguns.
But they don't ever want to touch handguns.
You notice that?
Yeah, they don't.
Ever.
But they also add suicides to it.
And over like half of them are suicide deaths.
Because a lot of people blow their brains out, unfortunately.
Well, exactly.
And, you know, that doesn't count as COVID, by the way.
Just a nice little reminder, because they were counting everything as COVID. If you know the Clintons, you shoot yourself in the back with a shotgun four times and kill yourself.
No kidding!
Oh my gosh, Epstein comes to mind.
I mean, there's all kinds of things that are going on here, but I will say that the people on the Republican Party have truly shown their colors.
And they honestly should be just incredibly embarrassed after today's ruling.
This was huge.
Just for those of you that are joining us, the breaking news is that the Supreme Court decides on New York gun rights case strikes down strict concealed carry law.
This is huge.
Yeah.
And then the governor that nobody's ever elected, O'Karen, she comes out crying like a baby.
And then the most worthless mayor in history, including worse than Bill de Blasio, because he literally virtue signals and takes selfies because he's such an egomaniac.
He takes pictures of himself.
Yes.
With stars, he goes to red carpet events, takes pictures of himself all day long, and just talks about transgender rights.
He's just an empty vessel of nothingness.
He didn't do shit for crime.
The no-cash bail is still there.
It's just the Wild West up there.
And then he comes out and says, well, nothing's going to change here.
Basically, we're not following.
Oh, so that's a true insurrection, right?
That's right.
You're not going to follow the laws.
So did you concede in New York?
Succeed?
Concede.
Did you succeed from the union?
I mean, are you not a part of the United States?
You can talk all you want, blabbermouth, but are you going to arrest somebody now, which is the law of the land?
How are you going to stop it?
It's following the SCOTUS rules.
I'm sorry.
That's it.
There is no hire.
There's nowhere else to appeal to.
That's right.
Block it or leave it.
You're screwed.
You're happy after it happens.
But you think you're going to arrest somebody?
And it's not even against the law now?
And then, do you think they can win in court?
Seriously?
Exactly.
I mean, this is, this is just, they're just completely coming unhinged, because they...
Oh, it's wonderful.
This is wonderful.
This is exactly the kind of reset we needed, and I'm going to use that word, and it was going back to our Constitution, and everyone just got a real stern reminder of what that means.
So Americans have a constitutional right to carry, okay?
Concealed firearms in public.
That is what the Supreme Court ruled today.
This is huge.
It was a 6-3 decision and it struck down a New York law requiring a license to carry guns outside the home.
It applies equally to a similar law in California and will allow thousands of guns on city streets.
Californians are freaking out.
This is a great prelude, right?
We were watching a movie to Roe vs.
Wade decision.
I'm excited about this.
This is how dumb they are.
They're like, this is going to cause crime in our cities.
It's going to be the Wild West.
What do you think it is now, you morons?
Exactly.
They're like, oh my God, there's going to be shootings.
My God, what?
Have you watched the news lately?
Have you seen the numbers?
It is the Wild West, but only the criminals have the guns.
Don't you get it?
When the good guys have the guns, the criminals with the guns will start thinking twice, morons.
That's exactly right.
And like you said, this mayor, Eric Adams, he is much more interested in partying at clubs without a mask during mask mandates.
You know it doesn't apply to him.
None of this applies to him.
Oh wait, you gotta show the ex-girl.
Ex-girl!
You want the ex-girl in here?
Yeah, where's the ex-girl?
She's so...
She's rolling.
She's done taking three bits of ex.
Here she is.
There she is.
She is out of her mind.
And he is proud to be by her side.
Somebody gets in front of her like, uh oh.
She starts doing that white people can't dance jerking around on X. Oh my gosh, yes.
And that was Mayor Adams that was taken at a club after he had enforced masks on everyone.
So there he is, maskless, of course, just hanging out.
He likes masks on two-year-olds, the scumbag does.
He loves that.
He loves to mask your two-year-olds while he goes out and parties.
Biggest hypocrites ever.
That's just what they are.
Slime ball.
Uh-huh.
Well, they're showing it.
And then, of course, you had Hokel, Kathy Hokel, who was just pretty much speechless.
I mean, she didn't even know what to do with the whole thing.
They actually think that their special feelings and their executive rules are going to just continue to go on.
And they're kings, and they're going to rule their states like some kind of weird liberal fantasy land.
Oh, that's what they think.
Sure, they're important.
Just ask them, right?
They're basically saying that they are thumbing their nose up at the Supreme Court, who rules on the laws of the land.
I mean, this is insane.
Look at her response.
It was so funny.
I saw it on your page.
Oh, yeah.
And she just, she had nothing to say.
I was like, cry more, loser.
Yeah.
Here she is.
Shocking.
Absolutely shocking.
That they have taken away our right to have reasonable restrictions.
We can have restrictions on speech.
You can't yell fire in a crowded theater.
But somehow there's no restrictions allowed on the Second Amendment.
This is New York.
I have been dying on your page today because I knew you were celebrating all day.
I just thought, oh my gosh.
And by the way, that line about the crowd, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater.
It doesn't exist.
It's just made up bullshit.
Right.
And Greg Price points out that that line comes from another SCOTUS case that justified putting anti-war activists in prison, and the precedent was overturned over 50 years ago.
So they're having to go way back to find some of these lines.
I'm speechless.
Oh, yeah.
Only the criminals are allowed to have guns and kill everybody in New York.
We do not want...
I mean, the Democrat Party is simple.
They want the government to have the guns and the criminals to have the guns and the law-abiding sentence to be stripped from their guns.
They're crazy.
Oh, completely.
Completely.
I mean, I think it's awesome the way you point them out to themselves.
I know you've gotten blocked a lot, haven't you, on social media?
From some of these people.
A lot of liberals block me because I ratio the hell out of them.
Well, as it should be.
You don't know how nice it is to be able to ratio somebody.
Oh my gosh.
I can imagine.
This is really kind of fun to do.
And I bet you just have a blast because they're constantly crying.
Well, that wasn't the only decision that they made today.
It was really quite a day for everybody.
Here you have the Supreme Court says North Carolina Republicans can defend photo ID law in court.
That is another fantastic ruling.
Huge ruling because that means everybody can.
That's right.
That's right.
And this is what we've been talking about.
I can't believe...
John Epstein-Island Roberts was voting with Republicans.
Seriously, I haven't seen him vote with Republicans in 10 years.
Another great Bush appointee.
Oh, Bush gives us another winner.
Well, because he wants to continue to lead the Supreme Court.
And honestly, with the way things have been going, people have been questioning his leadership, I'm sure.
And looking at others saying, hmm, maybe it's your turn.
This guy keeps ruling against what the Constitution says.
So obviously there's a little bit of rattling going on, which is great.
This is great!
I mean, this is fantastic.
So the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled 8-1 that the leaders of North Carolina's Republican legislature can step in to advocate for a voter ID law in court that they believe the state's Democrat attorney general isn't fighting hard enough to defend.
It's the beginning of something.
This is great.
Really great.
Like you said, if they can do it here, they can go all over.
So now we are going to have a precedent that they can refer to.
Oh, Keith.
Oh, crazy Keith Oberman, man.
He's crazy.
He's having a fit.
He's like, fuck all you, fuck everybody.
He's having a total meltdown, man.
He's a psychopath.
Oh, gosh, of course he's freaking out, though.
I mean, because it's not going their way.
But you're right.
Great observation.
In this atmosphere, how could the Supreme Court do this?
After a school shooting, how could the Supreme Court?
They don't rule on your special little feelings, liberals.
They don't care.
Go whine in a corner.
And in the fetal position and see if that helps.
But that's not what the Supreme Court does.
They rule by the Constitution and by the law.
They don't care about your special feelings.
It doesn't matter if there's a school shooting.
It has nothing to do with the Constitution.
You can't take every...
If you did that all day, say, well, we can't have guns because 18 people got shot in Chicago again yesterday.
I mean, so what?
They're going to strip you of your right to protect yourself from those 18 people that were maniacs carrying a gun that probably bought them illegally and probably filed down the serial number on the gun so they wouldn't get caught if they're that smart?
Democrats, they're crazy.
Sorry.
They're psychos.
Of course, Republicans now joining them.
But hey, a psychopath, complete loony tune that needs to be in a straitjacket, killed some people.
Okay, what's your solution?
Okay, well, we're going to go strip all the people that have never committed a crime and perfectly legal gun owners.
We're going to go take their weapons.
That's how.
That's going to fix it.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
The same thing with the vaccine.
You know, one of the best things ever said about the vaccine.
It's the first time in history a vaccine that doesn't work is blamed on the people it didn't take.
I mean, this is it.
It's the wildest thing ever.
When you start looking at this stuff, it's insane.
It ain't my fault your vaccine sucks.
I didn't take it.
Yeah, and it's not our fault that you ended up taking five with the boosters.
I'm sorry.
It's not working.
Do you see this world championship swimmer?
I know.
Yeah, if she's swimming and passes out and they have to come save her.
I mean, this is happening.
I mean, I saw two or three more stories of young guys dying in their sleep.
Yeah.
Young guys dying in their sleep yesterday.
And all these athletes are just dropping dead all over the world.
And I swear to God, maybe one that I don't remember, but I'm an avid sports follower, you know, and I've been following sports my entire life and I'll be 58 years old soon.
And I don't remember one case of a 20-year-old top-notch athlete in any sport, whether it's tennis, golf, whatever, swimming, soccer, anything, dropping dead of a heart attack in the middle of their sporting events at 24.
And now it's like there's 10 a day.
Exactly.
And there's going to be a lot more.
What's changed, people?
Everything's common sense.
What's changed?
Sudden adult death syndrome.
That's what they're saying.
They name it.
They just came up with it.
Sudden adult death syndrome.
We need to start naming things.
Screw them.
We're going to call it the Dr.
Fosche, the Dr.
Fosche ego death syndrome.
Death serum.
Yeah.
The Dr.
Fosche death serum syndrome.
I mean, we need to start naming things.
Hey, we certainly do.
And we need to stick with those names.
And everybody needs to use it as a reminder.
Now they want to jab your six-month-old who literally has more of a chance of getting struck by lightning when they're 15 years old than ever dying of COVID. I mean, it just doesn't affect children.
It never has.
Not from the beginning.
And that's what's funny.
There was something that affected children big time.
Like 80% children was killing children.
It's called swine flu.
It came out in 2009 under Obama.
They didn't close one school.
It was like 9,000 children died.
It was affecting children.
It was mainly children that were dying from it.
One school didn't close.
Nobody wore a mask.
Nobody social distances.
The world kept turning.
Oh my gosh.
Well, one person that has it right, of course, is your governor.
He absolutely goes completely wild on it.
He goes full blast on Biden, White House, legacy media over vaccine for babies.
This is huge.
This man is just so impressive.
I'm just so glad we have him.
Check it out.
Okay, questions.
Yes, sir.
Obviously a lot of controversy at the end of last week between your administration and the White House.
What do you make of the White House saying that the state reversed on child vaccines?
So the White House is lying about it.
We are surprised.
Not surprised the White House would lie.
Definitely not surprised that legacy media would amplify the lie because that's what they do.
The state of Florida, they came out with an article saying the state of Florida has not ordered It's Department of Health has not ordered mRNA jabs for the babies.
Yes, we didn't.
We recommend against it.
We are not going to have any programs where we're trying to jab six-month-old babies with mRNA.
That's just the reality.
That's how you do it, people.
Every time.
And I think what happens- He's amazing.
That's all you have to do.
We're not going to jab babies with this crap.
Period.
What can they say about it?
You know, all you've got to do is show the study.
Oh, we don't have any.
Is the baby jab approved by the FDA or anything?
No.
What are the side effects?
We can't tell you.
What's in it?
Can't tell you.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
Well, Publix has come out and they've said point blank, we're not giving the vaccine and we don't need to expand on that any further.
Period.
The end of story.
We're not doing it to kids.
That's right.
I mean, this is good.
I mean, my God.
Do you not watch the news?
Are you not watching the lady?
Are you not watching the soccer players?
Are you not watching?
If you don't follow them, did you not see Justin Bieber's face?
Oh, my word.
Like melted blue cheese on his face.
I mean, his 20-year-old fiancé or wife or whatever she is had a stroke.
Yes.
And a brain aneurysm and they had to remove it.
You can go pokey six months over this.
Like it's Ebola you're protecting them from.
Have you not seen that there's literally...
Almost a virtual impossibility for a child to die of COVID. I mean, they literally, I'm not kidding, have a better chance of getting struck by lightning.
And you're just going to go jabbing in them?
I mean, what kind of parents?
They're experimenting on them, and I can't believe that the parents are okay with that.
I'm just totally shocked.
If someone were to say, if I had kids, and they said, okay, so here we're on jab number five.
Give me your baby.
I need to vaccinate.
I would say, you're kidding, right?
No, never.
We are.
They're literally, the next one's jab five.
Yeah.
In two years, you've had five jabs of vaccine.
It doesn't work.
And who's getting COVID right now?
I mean, my God, every single high-profile guy is quadruple jab.
Every single one.
I've not heard one person say, hey, I got COVID. I should have got jabbed.
Not one person.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
I just, I don't know.
I think that there is something that's really happening in this country and people are starting to use common sense.
They're not just blindly going by what the government says.
I mean, not everyone, but most people that are logical, that are really free thinking.
And after about the second or third one, I mean, you start going, okay, so am I an experiment?
Are they waiting to see if I grow a tail and horns next?
I mean, really?
At this point, five jobs later, which is the next one they're working on, when is there enough?
Pfizer dude said, you need one every year now.
Oh yeah, exactly.
Every year.
I'm sure he does.
So he can make his $50 billion a year.
And if people die, so be it.
Who gives a damn?
If your child dies, if you die at 21 years old and you sleep, who cares, man?
We've got $50 billion more.
Well, I mean, that's the thing.
A vaccine, by their own studies, is 12% effective.
12%.
And then they don't want to release the information for 72 years?
I mean, come on already.
They had to be ordered to release the information on the vaccine that they were putting into your system by the courts because they wanted to keep it hidden?
A lot of people in my family and friends that...
Mostly didn't take it.
Some did take it.
Everyone that took it, every single one.
Then my family and friends that took it got COVID. Every single one that took it got COVID. And none of them went past two shots.
No way.
No way.
Impossible.
I'm ever going to take a booster of this shit because I got it anyway.
And what's the point?
That's right.
And we're learning more about the shot.
It's scaring me.
And every one of them now, I wish I hadn't taken that.
I know.
I know.
Man, when it comes to something like that, don't make a knee-jerk decision.
Think about it for a minute.
I mean, you know, look at the figures, you know, 99.9% that if you get it, you're going to be fine.
I mean, are you willing for the 1,000th of a percent?
Yeah, well...
Well, I mean, that's the whole thing.
I took my chances.
Okay, I'm not going to say that I'm going to have the exact same outcome as anybody else, but I had the decision on whether I was going to take it or not.
And I decided I was not going to take it.
I'm healthy, and I believe that my body could fight off whatever it was.
And so I was hanging out, of course, with people that have COVID. In fact, a couple of people that were vaccinated that had COVID, okay?
And of course, I started getting the symptoms of it, and I knew that I had contracted it.
Of course, I did not go and buy a test to confirm on any level that I had it.
I was not going to add to their ridiculous numbers.
And I continued to do the show when I had it.
I didn't even miss a beat.
Now, was it painful?
A little bit.
Felt like the flu.
It was the flu.
I mean, it was a little achy.
I kept waiting for it to get worse.
It never did.
But I got over it in like two days.
That was it.
It was over.
Poof!
Big hurrah.
Could COVID kill me?
Yes.
So could a million other things.
Right.
But, hey, give me a real vaccine that works.
I'll take it.
Sure.
How's that?
That works for me.
You know, give me an actual vaccine.
Like, you know, when I take a polio vaccine, you don't have to worry about it the rest of your life.
Right.
And you don't get it.
And you know what?
Whether you get it or not, I don't feel like that's anybody's business.
I'm sorry.
This vaccine was so bad.
The vaccine was so bad, they literally changed the definition of what a vaccine was, the CDC. If that don't tell you anything right there, if you can't have enough common sense to figure that out, they actually changed the definition of what a vaccine does because it sucks so badly.
That's right.
It's ridiculous, isn't it?
I mean, on every single level that they would go to that extreme.
But, you know, Joe Biden, he solved the gas prices, guys.
He did it.
Yep.
He come to the microphone today and he towed the gas stations and he whispered it.
The gas prices.
Is he not the weirdest?
It's solved.
It's solved, people.
Oh, gosh.
Everybody, the gas crisis, it's over.
It's over now.
You don't have to worry about it.
But because he told the gas stations, lower the gas prices.
Here it is.
See for yourself.
My message is simple.
To the companies running gas stations and setting those prices at the pump, this is a time of war.
Global peril.
Ukraine.
These are not normal times.
Bring down the price you are charging at the pump to reflect the cost you are paying for the product.
Do it now.
Do it today.
Your customers, the American people, they need relief now.
I'm sorry, but that's just so strange.
There's a guy that just shut down all drilling in Alaska, all drilling in the Gulf, all drilling in, you know.
I mean, they really, listen, people own gas stations, idiot.
That's right.
Family businesses.
Yeah.
They don't set the prices at the pumps, you moron.
They get about four cents a gallon at the most.
They don't make tons of money on gas.
Oh, yeah.
Didn't you know that?
Exxon owns all the gas stations now.
My God.
It's so silly.
I mean, it really is.
And here's the other thing that really gripes on my nerves, and I will honestly point this one out.
I want to, because it just makes me so mad, is how they want us to feel guilty for saving.
For saving our money, that we're being selfish somehow because of America getting hit and that we should use our savings happily, right?
Right.
To pay for these high prices for food and gas and everything else, do it with a smile on our face.
This is what we are doing to take the pressure off of Ukraine and that we should be happy to do it and continue to support it.
Ukraine has nothing to do with it.
Ukraine has nothing to do with Putin's rubles as high as it's been in 10 years.
He's selling more oil than he's ever sold to India and China.
He's not hurting one bit.
And of course, inflation.
We printed all that money.
That's why we have inflation right now.
End of story.
That's exactly right.
It's ridiculous.
And that's what they do.
They attack the producers.
And it's just like...
And I'm telling you, I heard somebody on a radio show that was a top executive in the gas company saying, he's lying.
We can't get a permit to drill anywhere.
Exactly.
And why would you?
They're trying to put you out of business and you want to spend...
$50 million on an exploration project, which it costs, it lasts five years, and you hope you have, you know, you hit pay dirt at the end.
You're going to do that with this administration telling you they're going to put you out of business.
Just turn off the pups.
Oh my gosh.
Lower the gas.
You do it.
This is war.
We're not in a war.
Y'all are sending billions.
They sent 500 more million over to Ukraine today, folks.
I kept telling you they're going to keep doing a billion a week.
They're sucking our country dry for that country.
And it's ridiculous.
He said, would y'all rather have lower prices and not be supporting Ukraine?
Yes!
100%.
Yeah, I'd rather have $1.79 gas and then let them fight it out over there without us getting involved.
Why are we financing your war, by the way?
Why are we financing 85% of the Ukraine war when the people that are in the backyard won't put up nothing?
They're not going to.
Are you talking about Germany or the UK? Of course not.
Germany, England.
They're not even thinking about it.
It's in your backyard.
They're not doing that.
Here's 200 million.
We're giving 60, 70 billion that we don't even have.
It is completely ridiculous.
Completely.
We've given them enough money.
Enough is enough.
Why are we financing the war?
We're financing the war, which means we're in the war.
That's right.
He's even referring to it as war.
I mean, this is the thing.
And then he's begging the American people.
He's saying, we need more money.
Look at this clip.
He's talking about the next plandemic.
We need more money to plan for the second pandemic.
There's going to be another pandemic.
We have to think ahead.
And that's not something the last outfit did very well.
That's something we've been doing fairly well.
That's why we need the money.
Okay, so he needs money, but he's giving it all to Ukraine.
Think ahead.
He already forgot what he said like four seconds later.
My God.
I mean, there shouldn't be any question of why they're not even including Joe Biden in any of these talks.
In fact, the White House press secretary, if that's what you want to call her, she went on to say that everybody but Joe Biden will be in that meeting.
Check this out.
I mean, the President expressed this sentiment again today on really laying down the hammer on these big oil companies.
And so why is he not in the room tomorrow to express this message himself?
Ms.
Well, the President talked about this, as you said, as you just stated earlier today.
The Secretary of Energy, Senator Granholm, who was just standing before you, is going to have those conversations.
And what we want to see is a solution.
Come up with ideas.
There will be representatives from the White House who will be in the room as well.
Everybody but Joe.
Yeah, that's from yesterday, right?
Everybody but Joe, yes.
Yeah, because they had that meeting and lasted about 15 minutes and the oil companies walked out.
That's right.
They were in there in less than an hour.
They're like, screw you people, man.
Hey, the oil companies, you want to do something?
You want to actually do something?
Have Exxon, Chevron?
All the big four or five, get together, hit the microphone today and say, we want to help you guys.
We can't because we can't drill in Alaska.
We can't do this.
They're taxing us to death.
We can't do anything.
And just go dog them out.
They don't have no power.
Joe Biden's got a 20-something percent approval rating.
It's the worst presidency in history.
They ain't got nothing.
What are they going to do to you?
They done shut down all you damn drilling.
What else are they going to do?
I mean, really?
And he did this the first week in office.
Let's not forget, he didn't even waste time on any of this.
So, it's interesting though, again, Joe Biden, just kind of like the baby formula, right?
He was left out of all those meetings.
He was left out of all those discussions.
Why is this man president if they do not, or resident?
Because he's a genius, man.
All he has to do to fix gas prices is go...
Lower the cash prices.
And somehow that's just going to happen.
Yeah.
What a great present.
Hey, lower inflation.
Oh, we've inflation solved, Joe.
Good job.
Oh, man.
We can solve everything.
It is.
No more.
No more shootings in Chicago.
But there's no report.
There hasn't been a shooting report in Chicago since Joe says stop it.
I know.
He's a moron.
I mean, honestly, if we had Republicans on our side that were really fighting for the American people, they have got so many opportunities.
They're agreeing with them on everything.
Whether it's transgender rights, whether it's sending money to Ukraine, whether it's now gun control, The Republicans are handing everything to him on a silver platter, and all they have to do, like I said yesterday, is shut the hell up and do nothing.
Just punt.
God, just go home.
Go home and count your daddy's money.
Please.
Right.
You'd do a lot less damage.
It'll take you six months.
It's true.
Oh, my God.
So, yeah, and they're not going to stop it anytime soon at all.
They're already telling everyone to go ahead and cancel your vacations.
Don't be selfish.
Don't be selfish.
Don't think that they're going to do anything to stop them from getting to their final agenda of completely changing this.
He told electric car companies to lower your prices.
Isn't that ridiculous?
He did.
Who does this guy really think he is?
He's living in, and the liberals are living in some kind of fantasy world while we all suffer.
I can't believe anybody could actually vote for this and be considered sane.
But this is just going to get worse, and they're already prepping us for it.
I heard some report that, you know, if they turn off all the power of the United States and you take every battery we have, every car battery, every battery that we have in the whole United States of every kind, you know how much it would run the country for how long?
11 seconds.
Oh my gosh.
Is that ridiculous?
It's just so stupid.
I'm trying to tell everybody this is the most worthless.
Do you think windmills can store power?
A solar power stores power?
They don't store anything.
They don't store anything for any amount of time to make any difference.
It can't be stored.
Man, what do you think?
They got some kind of mega battery somewhere?
Oh, well, if the sun comes out today and doesn't shine for a week, we're okay, man.
We stored it.
It didn't work like that.
It's unreal.
It really is unreal.
I'm just shocked.
And they're so desperate right now.
You've mentioned the low poll numbers and approval ratings.
Of course.
I mean, who is going to say that they're doing better now with Joe Biden than ever before?
They're not.
There are people doing better.
Hunter's crack dealer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're doing better.
Of course, the Biden family.
People selling guns on the street.
Yeah, they're doing better.
Pelosi.
I mean, she has tips from the market way ahead of time.
The Mexican cartel.
Sure.
Doing way better since Biden.
Well, Mother Pearl just donated to the show.
She says, for more $5 gallon buckets for liberal tears.
She said, don't use any on your garden.
They're too salty and acidic.
Thank you, Mother Pearl.
It's true, though.
But you know what's interesting?
In times of crisis, which is their messaging and because the economy is tanking and because we're the laughingstock of the world, who do they rely on to help dig them out?
Of course, you've got Hollywood.
You've got Joey Baer who's saying it's not Joe Biden's fault.
With the president's handling of inflation and the economy hitting lows in recent polls, how do you make the case to voters that his economic policies are working, that it's not his fault, that inflation is a worldwide problem, that the gas prices are not Joe Biden's fault?
How do you do that?
Well, you just said it, Joy, which is what we're seeing with gas prices, what we're seeing with inflation, even the cost of food going up.
It is a global challenge.
And a lot of that is connected to Russia's war.
And if we think about it, let's step back for a second.
When the president walked into the White House over a year ago, the economy is so stupid.
They are so ridiculous.
It's true.
That's exactly what it is.
How is that for a journalistic question?
Yeah, we all know this isn't Joe Biden's fault.
And can you explain why?
That is...
I mean, really.
What kind of a journalistic question?
That's why they brought her in.
That's why they have to bring Joy Behar in to ask these questions, right?
Oh, God.
Can you imagine, like...
Can you imagine just sitting around at the dinner table with her and like Bette Midler and Cher or something?
Oh gosh, what a nightmare.
I would love to see you sitting there.
I would literally fake a heart attack.
I would shake on the ground.
I'm dying!
Call an ambulance!
And I'd get out of the ambulance just to get out of that lunch.
I don't know.
I think we need you on The View.
I think you need to go in there.
I'll be flopping around like a flounder.
Oh, my God.
But, you know, this is the thing.
They are so desperate to try to hammer this in.
No one's buying it.
I mean, in fact, even Joe Biden, he snapped back and said, Republicans don't think that we should fund the war in Ukraine.
Check this out.
I missed it.
Check this out.
Blank.
You went to his brain.
You actually went to his brain right there.
You are so right.
Oh my gosh, because that's really what he is.
He acts like all of a sudden it's not wrong to support Ukraine.
Is that what Republicans' messaging is here?
That's what he's trying to say.
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Right.
You've given them, what, $60 billion now?
That's enough.
That's it, too.
My God, what are they doing for us?
Seriously.
Nothing.
All he does, that Zelensky, he bitches and cries about, you send him $60 billion.
And everybody's like, well, you're Ukraine.
Oh, I have a right to say something because my tax dollars are paying for their damn war.
So I damn sure have a right to say if I want my money to go over there or not.
And I don't.
And that's it.
I don't want a dime going over there.
We've sent them enough.
$60 billion?
We couldn't even fund $4 billion for our own damn wall, and we owe them $60 billion for some reason?
We don't.
We don't owe them.
My God, when does it stop?
Are we going to give them a trillion?
$2 trillion?
$5 trillion?
How about $20 trillion?
How long are we going to fund this war?
Because if it costs $100 billion this year and we fund it for 10 years, that's a trillion.
Well, it's true.
But remember, you have to factor in the 10% to the big guy, okay?
And the big guy is not happy with the 10%.
That's the way it goes.
Where is this money going?
How is he a billionaire?
He's a comedian.
We install him.
Interesting, isn't it?
And then he's a billionaire.
Of course.
That's a guy I really want to support.
I really like this guy.
I think I'm going to get some Hollywood people to go to the handshake with him and make it.
I mean, this guy is supposed to be in the most dangerous war zone in the world.
And he literally has a schedule every day to trounce out and shake hands with Hollywood people and Americans.
It doesn't make any sense.
And it won't.
It won't ever.
Here he is.
I've got that clip.
I think the first one was more accurate.
But here he is, blaming Republicans.
Knowing full well the cost.
So for all those Republicans in Congress criticizing me today for high gas prices in America, are you now saying we were wrong to support Ukraine?
Are you saying we were wrong to stand up to Putin?
Are you saying that we would rather have lower gas prices in America and Putin's iron fist in Europe?
I don't believe.
He's got Iron Fist in Europe?
Yep.
Does he?
Is it Europe now?
I thought it was just Ukraine.
Interesting, isn't it?
Yep.
So, there he goes.
Obviously, he is getting the pushback, and the Republicans should be hearing it also, because they signed on to all of this.
This is the reason why it's happening.
They're giving him everything he wants.
Everything he wants.
Even gun control.
Sure.
Them losers.
Oh, they are the absolute worst.
And I'm just glad that people are waking up to it.
But here's the thing.
Okay, so now all of a sudden, they're saying that it's not Joe Biden's fault, right?
Everybody is chiming in.
Oh, it's not his fault.
It's not his fault.
You've got...
They're gone.
Have you ever seen...
Look, I'm sorry.
They pretended...
They only pretended Trump had a 34% approval rating.
That was all bullshit.
He never had that.
He always had above a 50% approval rating all the time.
He never had that.
This is really a president in free fall and a presidency and administration that is in so much free fall.
I mean, he has a 22% approval rating with Hispanics.
Yes.
That is what you call free fall.
That is really, really bad.
But it's interesting that what they can do is they will first take, you know, take all of the blame.
They'll say, it's not his fault.
It's not his fault.
And you'll have Hollywood and everybody else chiming in.
It's not his fault.
It's the oil prices, or it's Putin, or it's Russia, or it's this, or it's COVID, or it's whatever that they blame over and over again.
But there's actually an example of Obama taking credit for gas prices.
Do you remember this?
And gas is $2 a gallon.
I didn't even...
Thank you for reminding me.
Thanks, Obama!
See?
They take the credit.
They take the credit.
A lot of families are saving a lot of money at the gas pump, which is putting some smiles on folks' faces.
And...
Y'all, you're welcome.
I forgot what a jerk this guy was.
Oh, yes.
Thanks for reminding me.
Yes, absolutely.
What an empty suit, just arrogant jerk this guy was.
Well, that's exactly what he was.
But here's the thing.
You can't have it both ways, Democrats.
You cannot.
You can't say that it's not the resident's fault.
It's not his fault.
And then all of a sudden you see the one right, you know, couple before him taking all the credit for what was happening at the pump.
And today, when they were melting down, God, I was laughing so hard at their meltdowns over the SCOTUS. And their reaction was so ridiculous.
I bet that Twitter page, Bad Legal Takes, is having a field day today.
Oh, I'm sure they are.
Oh, my God.
These Twitter lawyer, moron, liberal, blue check marks.
God almighty.
They're saying some of the craziest stuff I've ever seen in my life.
Well, they feel like they're threatened.
But the thing about it is, is that, hey, it looks like we're getting back to the Constitution.
Thank you, President Trump.
He's the reason why we have these justices there, right?
I'm glad they're not selling out all of a sudden.
It's just like, all of a sudden, they've stopped selling out.
But let's see how, you know, I'm...
I'm cautiously optimistic right now.
I'm not going to go all in because they've ruled, especially Kavanaugh, some crazy stuff.
Kavanaugh, they accused you of rape, gang rape.
They were against you.
They brought in some kind of actor.
I mean, they made a fool of you in front of the whole world.
And who was behind you?
We were.
And what did you do when you get in there?
You start voting with the damn liberals.
They're not going to like you.
They hate you.
That one tried to just assassinate you that just pled not guilty yesterday.
So, you know, put your head down and grow some balls and just rule the way you would always rule.
They're never going to like you, ever.
They hate you.
Oh.
They actually believe you're a gang rapist.
It's something that we are going to see.
This is why it's so exciting to see right now.
I mean, to be alive right now in this time in history where you really saw them going after everything.
I mean, all of our God-given rights even.
Nothing was beneath them.
They have gotten so ugly.
You see the burning, the looting, the stealing, everything that's happened.
And you say, oh my gosh.
Wow, I really truly believe I've seen the worst of it.
Of course, it's bottomless for them, but now all of a sudden you're seeing society as a whole coming together and especially being led by the Supreme Court.
I mean, these decisions, these are back to the basics.
We've needed this and it doesn't matter.
It shows that they're not looking at what's going on over there.
With our politicians.
They don't care about that.
They're going back to what the Constitution says.
And they're going to abide by that.
This is huge.
I wish they'd overturn Roe versus Wade today, too.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
They're going to have another one tomorrow.
I really feel like it could happen tomorrow.
Yeah, well, they'll do it on a Friday.
Yeah.
They'll do it on a Friday.
I think if we're going to hear it, I think it's going to happen tomorrow.
Because I think this was just really priming the pump.
You literally think you're mad on the guns.
Just wait.
Just wait.
Really?
So there's another decision.
There's some decisions that'll be released tomorrow, and I'm just hoping that that's one of them because, boy, this is going to hit them hard.
They are really going to...
We're going to see some stuff as a result of all of this.
It's just...
I said it months ago on the podcast that people are sick and tired.
Of this, you know, LBGQRF75 getting rammed down your throat and telling you you're a bigot and this and that and the weird pronouns and the transgenders, bathrooms and the transgenders giving five-year-olds lap dances and that the people are tired of it.
They've had it.
They're tired of the pronouns.
They're tired of the fake, made-up things.
The Democrats, they prop up every sleep, slimeball, criminal, thug, and they call them heroes.
And then all the heroes, they try to put them in prison, like General Flynn.
I mean, it's just, it's the opposite world, and people are sick of it.
It's true.
I mean, it's so true.
I don't know, though.
I hope it happens.
I'm just so fixated on that because I just want to get it over with.
See, remember, I'm watching all of this.
Well, you're going to have it bad where you live.
I know.
I know.
And like I said, I'm right here in the center of Hollywood, and I've been watching them practice.
This is the whole thing they practice here in Hollywood.
They actually practice these protests.
They have them where you can...
Oh, you're going to have to...
Shut down for a while if they do that.
I know.
Well, it's going to be really interesting.
It won't affect my life at all.
I'll be like, okay, they overturn Rovers' way, walk outside.
I'll be like, there's a bird eating a grasshopper, squirrels eating a nut.
Oh, no.
It's going to be totally different.
We're in here.
On our lampposts and things, you know how Help Wanted and people leave all those little flyers and you can pull the telephone number?
Well, they've got already people that they are trying to gather to protest.
They want people to show up.
So I would never go in there undercover.
I'm too much of a wimp for that.
I think my true conservative values would show I wouldn't be able to make it.
And pull it off.
But yeah, they're already preparing here.
That's why I'm really thinking, wow, if it happens, it's gonna happen.
I mean, maybe tomorrow.
I'll go outside and be like, crickets.
Of course it's going to happen.
We just don't know when.
I know, you're just going to be looking at the stars and saying, isn't this beautiful?
Yeah, there's literally nobody going to be where I live running up and down the streets.
Here, it's going to be a whole different thing.
But the Supreme Court did issue another ruling, and it gutted Miranda Rice.
Now, if they shut down all the meth labs around here, never mind.
There may be some problems, right?
Some moonshine.
Yeah, if they bust the moonshiners.
If they shut down the moonshine and the metal labs around here, we might get some protests going on.
Well, there was a ruling that a lot of people are not agreeing on, and that is the one ruling that gutting Miranda rights and threatens the Fifth Amendment.
So on Thursday, the Supreme Court issued a ruling against Vega v.
Teka, A case involving the administration of Miranda rights with the court ruling that a suspect's words or statements can be used in court regardless of their Miranda rights.
So a lot of people are very upset about this, meaning that if you aren't read those rights, that they can use that.
They can still put it and present it in court.
And so a lot of people are...
Who doesn't know this at this point, though?
I mean...
You have a right to remain silent, too.
Yeah.
I mean, who doesn't know that?
They're, like, getting read their rights.
And just about everybody getting read their rights has heard it probably about 17,000 times since they've been 12 years old.
Right.
So, I mean, I don't know.
And who doesn't know just to be quiet?
I mean, just be quiet until you can get some representation.
They will provide it for you for free.
They ever take you in a room and interview you for any reason?
And this is especially true if you're innocent.
Don't say anything.
That's right.
Here's what comes out of your mouth.
I want to see my lawyer.
I ain't got nothing to say.
That's it.
I mean, my God.
Because they'll wear you down for hours if you start talking.
They'll sit in there and talk to you for eight hours until you don't even know your own damn name.
And you're like, I don't even know why I'm here.
I'm delirious.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You just learn to just be quiet.
You don't have to always say something.
I mean, you just say, I'm going to use my phone call to contact my attorney.
Thank you very much.
And be on your way.
A lot of people don't know that, but yeah.
So this was a big one and a lot of people are talking about it because they're obviously aware about what kind of things will happen with the Fifth Amendment and also with Miranda.
But like we said, you do have the right not to say anything at all.
So there's one observation here.
This one is what we'll end on because we were talking about the rhinos.
And of course, Dr.
Oz has just been put into center stage because of him basically taking President Trump off of his webpage yesterday.
Shocker.
Big one, huh?
I know.
One for the history books.
He's six points down to Uncle Fester.
Did you see my tweet?
That was so funny.
He's literally six points down to Uncle Fester.
I mean...
I'm not kidding.
It is true.
It is so funny.
But one observation, a lot of people are saying, well, how did it change?
How did it change?
Well, there's a couple of ways that it changed, and you can check it out here.
This was the website before.
Not only did Dr.
Oz, let me get rid of this thing here.
Not only did Dr.
Oz delete every mention of President Trump, right?
But he also changed it from red to blue.
You see that?
Unbelievable.
And he's also deleted 70 plus tweets that mention President Trump.
Okay?
So not only did the campaign...
If only somebody had warned you.
Right.
If only some of us would have been screaming at the top of our rooftops.
That's right.
And you did.
And this is yet another problem here.
And this is just the comparison of before he's gotten rid of those 70 plus tweets with mentioning President Trump.
And if you don't see the difference between red, endorsed by Trump here, and thank you Pennsylvania, period, and then blue, I don't know what's going to wake you up to this guy.
The reason you're six points down is because everybody knows you're funny.
They ain't going to come out and vote for you.
I said this from the beginning.
They were like, Hannity, he's the only one that can win.
Wrong.
He can't win because the America First people ain't into him and they ain't going to come out and vote for him.
So he can't win.
It's the opposite of what you say.
It is true.
But that was just a really big indicator.
And, you know, I mean, it's just a prelude of things to come.
We've seen it before.
We saw it with Romney.
We've seen it with McConnell.
We've seen it with Graham Crackers.
All of them.
You don't even live in Pennsylvania.
Another, you know, another one that just tries to go to the state, Liz Cheney, Mitt Romney.
Hillary Clinton did it a million times.
Nobody even knows where Hillary Clinton's from.
Is she from Arkansas?
Is she from Chicago?
Is she from New York?
Nobody knows.
Uranus.
Yeah, she's an alien from Uranus.
Whenever you don't know, Uranus is a very safe bet.
Yeah.
I missed the opportunity to say Uranus.
That's why I filled in for you.
I gotta up my game.
Well, one other thing that was a little bit of good news was that Attorney General did intervene after Bill Gates bought a noticeable amount of farmland in North Dakota.
This guy is trying to buy up all of the farmland all over.
He's now the biggest owner in North Dakota.
In the country of farmland.
So he's up to something.
I don't know what exactly he plans on experimenting on out there, but I certainly don't know.
It's no good, whatever it is.
I agree.
But it's good to see that an attorney general has intervened and is asking for what he plans on doing.
And if If it's not up to par, then, of course, they could lose their land and also be fined.
So they put out this...
He apparently acquired six parcels of land in Pembina County Tuesday.
The Office of the Attorney General sent out a letter asking the Red River Trust to confirm how the company plans to use the land and if it meets Any of the exceptions to the North Dakota corporate farming laws.
So we shall see.
Because there are definitely penalties if they don't.
I mean, you may have to surrender the land or be subject to a civil fine of $100,000.
Of course, he can afford that.
But still, losing land could be in his future if he isn't disclosing it the way he should disclose it.
I am no fan of that creepy mad scientist.
Man.
I think everybody knows that.
Creep.
Yes, he is.
All right, kitty cats.
That's it.
That's it for us today.
Thank you so much for joining us.
I also wanted to give a quick shout out to Cynthia Clark.
You all know her as Cece.
She donated to the show on our PayPal account.
Yes, she's just great.
And she just said, keep up the great work.
You're doing awesome.
And we appreciate that.
And we appreciate all of the donations, all of your support.
Getting the word out on the show helps us tremendously.
But we do have a puppy little update.
Do we not?
They're doing their little thing now, Cat Turd.
They're moving around.
Oh, yeah.
They're walking.
They are walking.
They are moving.
Yeah, right before the show, there's like six of them walking around.
Man, they just will not open their eyes.
It's supposed to be 10 to 14 days.
14 days is really today.
So I'm just like, open your eyes.
Monkey's got his eyes open, but the other ones don't.
Look how cute they are, though.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, they're big.
Man, they're just about all over three...
She is so tired and she's eating so much.
Man, I'm baking chicken and, you know, I'm reading about what to feed them and, you know, feed them real protein.
So, I mean, I'm baking pounds and pounds and pounds of chicken and she's eating.
I'm telling you, that dog is eating.
I don't know how many pounds of food a day, but my guess is 10-12 pounds of food a day.
More than all my other three grown big 130 pound dogs can eat in a day.
It's all combined.
And she's still skinny as a runt.
Oh.
And she's just getting a lot sucked out of her butt.
It's been two weeks.
I can start three to four weeks is when you start winning them off.
So hopefully in, you know, 10 days from now, I can start really winning these puppies off and give her a break.
And she needs some, you know, the vet's coming out in two weeks.
And she needs, you know, I can't give her nothing because she's got, I mean, she takes a flea pill every month.
That, you know, takes the fleas away.
But I couldn't even give her that.
So she's got some fleas.
The puppies have to go in there with this little comb and comb them to get the little fleas off of them.
There's usually like one or two on them every other day or something.
It's not like a big problem.
But, you know, you can't give them anything right now.
So I'll be glad when I wean them off, she'll be able to get all of the medicine she normally takes.
Is it just so much fun to hold them?
I bet you have so much fun just picking them up.
Some of them really like to be held and some of them are like...
Get away!
Yeah, man, don't owe me.
They don't know what's happening.
I only probably think they're being eaten or something.
I know.
They think they're next.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, they can't see either, so I'm sure that's something.
But, oh, my gosh.
Monkey having his eyes open is just a thing, you know, a sign of things to come.
Blue, too.
How pretty.
You got to take a picture of them.
I don't know how you do that, though.
But once they open their eyes, I'll really get some better pictures of them because their eyes are so...
I'm just like, open your damn eyes, fools!
Oh my gosh.
They will.
Believe me, they're going to be doing everything that puppies do and you are going to be even busier than you are today.
I'm sure.
I know you are.
You've got to be.
That's a lot.
That's a huge undertaking.
I've got two of them promised to friends, and then I know I'm going to keep one, and maybe two.
So that would leave, what, nine to five left.
There's a lot of people really wanting these dogs, and they want a Smiles puppy.
Of course they do.
Like I say, the people that I've kind of talked to and just said, look, get a hold of me on the 7th of July, and then let's see what the vet says, when I can give them away, and then I'll know when I can give them away.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you know what?
Whoever gets them, first off, the people that are inquiring know that Cat Turd will be doing a full-blown investigation on your background.
They're going to know everything about you.
You think the gun laws have background checks.
Exactly.
And if you think he's bad, then I'm worse.
So we know that these puppies are going to be well taken care of.
You've done just awesome.
Seriously.
I'm just amazed.
And I just know it's going to get busy.
They're coon dogs.
They're going to be big.
Yep.
Miles is, you know, I think Pedro's the father of a couple of them, but the rest of them are smiles.
And, um, So, he's 130 pounds.
He's a tree and walker.
Coon hound, the biggest coon hound there is.
He's a monster.
He's way bigger than a German Shepherd.
He's way bigger than a, you know what I mean?
So, I mean, he's not a beagle.
Everybody thinks when they see him.
He's not a handsome who's three and a half pounds.
Yeah, they're little beagles.
Like, they're little bitty baby beagles.
No, he is a monster.
He's huge.
I mean, you know, when he stands up tall, he's six foot tall.
And then Sweetie's probably, you know, before she lost her weight and everything.
Well, I took Petey to the vet last week and he was 63 pounds or something crazy.
And he's not even close to fully grown.
So these are going to be very big dogs.
They're going to need to be outdoors.
No, I'm not going to give them away to hunters who want to put them in cages their whole lives and just hunt them three times a year.
That ain't happening.
So these are not traditionally indoor dogs, although I think one, like Sweetie, could be an indoor dog.
She is so sweet.
But Smiles and Pedro could never be an indoor dog.
So you're going to have to have a land or some yard.
And just because they're all cute and everything and cuddly, these are going to be really big dogs.
Yeah, they are.
I mean, what you just saw is not how they're going to stay.
And I've got, I've got Pedro and smiles.
He's a monster, man.
He's huge.
Yes, he is.
Dude's a monster.
I'm telling you.
He's a big guy.
He is.
Absolutely.
And tall-wise, not big-wise, but tall-wise.
Petey's already taller than Miles.
Smiles.
Oh my gosh.
I call him Miles for short for some reason.
Look at him.
They're such beautiful, beautiful dogs though.
There's Petey.
Oh my gosh.
Petey don't get in the truck much anymore because Pedro about beat his ass for getting his spot.
He had had about enough of that.
He said, you eating my food?
Now you ain't getting my spot in the truck.
I mean, he wore him out.
He didn't, you know, he faked a taxon, but it scares the hell out of him.
Well, I mean, you can imagine.
I would feel a little uncomfortable with these two.
That's how I ride around.
Everywhere I go in my truck, they go with me and they ride just like that pitcher.
That is so good.
Everywhere I go.
And poor Smiles, he can hardly get up on his own.
I'm pushing him up.
We're giving him all the stuff, all the secrets, everything, every trick in the book of supplements.
He's just getting old.
He's just old.
Gosh, they're so great, though.
I mean, they just really are truly a man's best friend and a woman's best friend.
I have my little guy, and he's just such a dream.
I can't even imagine what I was doing before him.
He's just fun.
He's just fun.
Now, what does he weigh?
Four pounds?
Three and a half.
Well, he's almost four.
He was three and a half, but he's been eating, and he's gotten bigger.
I need to weigh him again.
He's got a vet appointment.
I weighed fatty this morning was three and a half pounds.
So fatty's already, he's 14 days old.
He's as big as your dog.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tiny guy.
I mean, fatty.
And then I got one, I call upside down dog.
He's a smiles puppy too, but he always sleeps.
He sucks basically and goes over by himself.
He don't like to hang out with other puppies and he goes totally upside down with his feet up in there.
And sleeps.
I call him upside down dog.
Oh, that's just so cute.
Oh, it's just so cute.
I named dogs the craziest shit.
Socks, upside down dog, fatty, brownie.
Wait, do you have pickles too?
Don't you have pickles?
No, that's my cat.
That's the cat.
That's right.
That's the cat.
Oh my gosh.
My cats are pickles, pootie, and meow meow.
It's just so fun though.
I don't know what we would do without them.
They're just so sweet.
Here's my little guy.
A lot of people don't know what my little guy looks like, but this is him.
Good lord.
Look at that spoiled rotten sissy dog.
My god.
He's my guy.
He's my number one.
She literally had his hair permed.
I mean, he is just it.
Capital I, capital T. I just love him.
He is so good.
And, you know, he's so protective.
He really thinks that he can protect me whenever I go out.
You got any of his shoes?
She puts shoes and socks on us, dog.
Oh, yes, I do.
Let me see if I have any pictures of the shoes.
Oh, yeah.
Here's one.
Here, let me get this one.
All right.
So, here are the little shoes down here.
So ridiculous.
This is before he got his hair cut.
I loved him so much I didn't want to cut any of his hair for a while.
And so I let him grow out and brushed him every single day.
He's got his little shoes on there.
He's got his little shoes on here.
Good lord.
On the streets of LA. Yeah, his face is saying, get these damn shoes off me, I'm a dog.
But you know what's so great about him is that he associates it like putting a leash on.
So whenever I put a leash on or when someone puts a leash on, he knows the shoes come too.
Because see, look, this is what I'm talking about.
I'm on nothing but concrete.
This is LA. And so his little paws, his pads of his feet are just going to get burned like you cannot imagine.
Oh, yes.
You're in the country with grass.
I don't have grass here.
We don't have any grass.
We have astroturf in small areas on top of the building.
Why does he even have to walk at all?
You can fit him in your back pocket.
Oh, he's got to walk.
We exercise here.
Sure, he runs around the apartment.
He definitely does.
I do gotta go though.
Yes, we gotta jet everyone.
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