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Training Wheels Joe - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 6/20/2022 - Ep. 108
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat Turd.
How are you, sir?
Good.
What's happening there, buddy?
Oh my goodness.
I know you had a little incident with one of the little puppies.
We lost one.
Puppy died.
It was terrible.
It always is.
Yeah.
I was scared of this with a big litter because even the vet told me that, you know, she had 10 or whatever, you know, 7 or 8 might survive, but it's hard when they're Have a litter that big, but, you know, everything was going good to about five days ago, I guess.
Well, when they first come out, there were no runts.
So, I mean, I weighed them all.
They all weighed pretty much within an ounce of each other, and there was, you know, there was no runts.
Actually, the last one that came out, The one that's supposed to be the runt, you know, the last one born.
That's the one I call fatty.
That's the fattest, biggest one.
But I noticed about, I guess, tomorrow's 12 days since they've been born.
But I think they're a week late.
So I really actually think they're almost three weeks old now.
They're starting to crack their eyes open just a little bit.
But you can see how fat they are, and they're all healthy, except this one.
I said they're fat on Friday.
I said, my goodness, they're fat.
They really are.
Well, I got a nice digital scale because I mail stuff, and it's a really big one.
So I brought it in there, and I weighed them every few days because I want to make sure they're all getting fed because the competition is harsh.
Of course.
And, you know, she gets worn out.
But anyway, so there was two that really started lagging behind.
The little black one that died.
And I call the other one Pedro Jr.
And this one I never really gave a name, but it was always tiny.
And there was another one that looks like Smiles that was...
Really small too.
And they were, after about four days, they were now three or four ounces lighter than the rest of the thing.
So I would put, I'd go in there every, and this is at night too.
I have someone helping me with the dog.
So we did this for four or five days and we would put the other eight fatties in the basket and take the two runs and make sure they got the feet on their own.
You know what I mean?
So they didn't have to fight and get rooted out, get knocked off.
The other one, the one that looked like Smiles, he just started helping him.
He just started sucking, sucking, sucking.
And he's now, five days later, every bit as big as the other ones.
But the little black one just never could suck right.
It's not that you could put him on a tit, you know, and he would suck twice and just fall off of it.
And then you try to hold his head.
And I was going online.
I was calling people.
You even went and got things at the store.
I mean, you were doing everything.
Oh, yeah.
I got a bottle.
I did everything.
So for the last four or five days, this thing has just...
It was just sickly from the beginning.
The bottle was the same way.
It would maybe take a sip, but it wouldn't suck real hard, and then it would just kind of fall off with a neck limp.
It was always screaming like it was in pain or starving or something.
I never could figure out what was wrong with it.
And then fast forward to this weekend, it just started going downhill, and I was doing everything I could to save this.
I said, I'm going to save this damn puppy, because it was one of the Pedro puppies.
Only got two of those.
Right.
And, you know, I don't talk about Pedro much, but Pedro's my favorite dog by far.
I love Pedro.
I've had him the longest.
And I found him, just like I did Smiles, half dead, starving to death.
He didn't even have any fur on him.
He had about 400 ticks on him.
I don't know how long he'd been in the woods, lost or whatever.
I barely made him survive.
But anyway, you see how fat?
That's fatty right there.
I mean, look at it.
When I weighed them yesterday, though, They were all from 2.2 pounds to 1.9 pounds.
And actually, I can't think of the names.
Socks is the fattest one now.
Socks was 2.3.
Fatty and another one was 2.2.
And even that runt.
That was way behind, that's doing fine now, is 1.9.
But when I weighed that other one, he still wasn't a pound.
That's how it was much smaller.
I mean, they had tripled in size in almost two weeks, and he still hadn't grown one half a pound.
Yeah, there was something wrong.
I mean, that's a huge litter cat turd.
I mean, of course you're going to, I mean, there's generally fatalities in something that size and it being her first litter as well.
There's no question in anybody's mind that you were determined to save this animal.
Everybody knows how much you love animals.
And that if you could have, you would have.
It's still so sad, though.
I know.
I know.
I didn't even sleep last night.
I stayed up with it all night.
I knew it was going to die.
And then just to prove, you know, it wasn't even food.
It just, man, it just started bleeding out its rear.
Like last night, really bad.
There's nothing.
And it was just breathing wrong.
And it just never could.
It just never was well at all since it was born.
It was one of them.
You can't make something suck.
You can put it on there, but them other ones, once they latch on, it's aggressive.
They latch on and they're pulling and pushing.
And they got their paws digging in, you know what I mean?
But it just was so sickly from the beginning.
So I don't want to depress everybody, but I don't want to talk about it much anymore.
It's sad, but you know.
So Sweetie was real sad.
When it died this morning, I put it down there.
She literally put her little paw on it and put her head on it.
She wouldn't even let me touch it for about an hour.
And so I try to cheer her up.
Petey is just in a depression.
Because, you know, they were like attached at the hip.
They are.
Yes.
And so I let her out on the leash because I didn't want him to attack her or something.
But I made sure she was away from her puppies and got the other two dogs up.
And they just licked on each other's face.
And after they licked on each other's face, Petey did something he's never done.
He just started running in circles a million miles an hour around her.
Of course.
Yeah, about a million miles an hour, so he was real happy.
He was so proud to see her.
He was so glad to see that she was okay.
I mean, these two were inseparable.
Oh, I know.
They were dropped off in the country without anybody, and you happened upon them and, of course, brought them in.
And so the story goes, for those of you that don't know how this whole thing transpired, weren't sure if Cat Turd was even going to take these two dogs.
If he could, he already has a zoo, as it is right now.
They were starving.
They were so starving.
My goodness sakes.
And so he kept them.
As soon as he named them, we all knew exactly what was going to happen.
I think that was our key indicator.
And of course he couldn't separate them.
And then she ended up having puppies and there's more than one father and this beautiful litter of puppies are just fantastic.
Cat Turret has had to figure out how to deliver puppies and take care of them.
Everything went good.
And, you know, I've never done it before.
But, I mean, you know how people are when you just Google the hell and everything and you figure it all out.
Right.
But, you know, I knew that one had a problem.
I haven't been tweeting about it because you don't want to tweet, hey, I think this one pup might not make it.
I didn't want to do that for a week.
Right, I understand.
But it just kept going downhill, and there was just no way to say it.
It was sick, and when it started bleeding, it had something.
I don't know.
She might have sat on him.
Who knows?
You know what I mean?
It could have been anything.
Something internally, but for him to start just profusely bleeding like that, it was more than just, it was like his bowels didn't work or something.
I don't know what it was, but anyway, he didn't make it, so it happens on big litters.
It happens, and at least, I mean, you have some good news here.
Petey knows that Sweetie's okay, and I'm sure it brightened her day, too, to see him.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure she had the same reaction.
She's fine.
She's taking care of her litter, and then there's just no way to go to a vet around here.
You wouldn't believe how hard it is, and I live in the middle of nowhere, but I called this lady in Panama City, which is...
Way out of her zone.
She has a zone.
She's a mobile pet person and I talked to her and she was nice enough.
She's going to come out in a few weeks.
And she wants to be able to, you know, check the puppies once they get older and they're walking and get their eyes open and stuff so she can give them some medication if they need, you know, or whatever, vaccinate them or whatever.
But I think it's about three weeks, two and a half weeks, July the 6th, so she's coming out.
I said, I'll give you some extra money if you'll drive an extra 30 miles.
So they were not, and then Smiles is just doing, he's doing good physically.
He's just, I'm telling you, the dog's 17 years old, and he sits for a while.
He can't even get up now.
I have to go push his rear end up because his hips are so bad.
Oh.
So she's going to come check him out and everybody out.
The puppy's out.
So at least I got somebody that's willing to come to the farm.
Because you can't just take a puppy and ten puppies and a mother.
Just, hey, let's get in the car, man, and just zoom up.
Right.
And a hundred mile round trip.
They'd all be dead by the time you got back.
Oh, my gosh.
But see, this is a great opportunity, first off, to make those connections, because you're going to have these puppies for, you know, 14 weeks and beyond, probably.
And so to have somebody be able to come out, that's really great.
That's the one thing I love about the city, is that I can take...
Eight weeks.
Eight weeks?
Oh, really?
Eight weeks?
Yeah, you can give them...
Yeah, these were born ahead of time.
And once they're weaned and eight weeks old, I believe you can...
Give them away.
But that's what she's going to tell me when she comes out.
She's going to look at the progress.
And then there's, I know there's so many people, hundreds of people that want these animals since, you know, I got a big Twitter account.
And I've told everybody, hey, just contact me in two or three weeks.
Because I didn't know, you know, I knew, the reason I did that is because I knew that one was, I didn't think would make it.
I didn't want one to say, I want that one.
And then it died.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
So I'm just like, I'm not, I do have one promised out, the brown one.
And she looks like sweetie, and she's sweet like sweetie, and one of my friends wants her.
So that's the only one I got promised out, and I don't know which ones I'm going to keep.
I decided to keep the sick one.
If I could get it to ever live, I was going to keep it because I knew it was going to be puny and need a lot of care, but I didn't make it, so I don't know which one I'm keeping.
Probably socks.
Wow.
Socks and a Smiles puppy, probably two.
Well, you've always had shoe envy.
I mean, let's face it.
Yeah.
With Handsome.
I mean, the shoes are on your mind, I'm sure.
Quite a bit more than you ever thought they would be.
But anyway, let's get to politics.
Oh, it's just...
People want to talk about the puppies, though.
They do.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, we've been on a whole journey together.
I know.
From the very beginning, from the turd twins, and then you rescuing them and then deciding...
Well, then when you named them, of course, everybody had wagers going.
And then from there, Saweetie getting pregnant and...
It's just been a roller coaster.
I know, it has.
Two...
In January, I had two dogs, man.
I had the best routine going ever.
Oh, yeah.
Two dogs and three cats.
I love it.
I wouldn't trade any of it.
Even, you know, one died.
I hate it.
I can't believe how it crushed me because it's just 11 days old, you know, and it happens.
And the vet even told me, you know, nine for a One that size and to lose one is, you know, it happens.
Oh my gosh.
Sometimes you lose two or three, you know, in the next two or three weeks just watching them.
Now I'm paranoid, you know, one burp's wrong.
Damn it!
Well, of course.
I mean, that's the automatic reaction now because you are going to be, you love these puppies and they are so dependent on you and everything else.
And I knew this morning when you told me, I just went, oh no.
Sweetie done all the work.
Yeah, you helped though.
And you've stayed up every single night for five days.
Don't think we don't know about that.
And running all around.
I'm delirious.
I know.
And then running all around trying to save and rescue and being determined to do so.
I know what that is like.
And it is the most gut-wrenching, exhausting thing that you can possibly go through.
But you did everything you possibly could.
There was some great news though this weekend to offset everything.
The basement dummy fell on his bicycle.
Wasn't that something else?
Oh my gosh.
Like one of them Twitter Super Bowl days.
Oh, absolutely.
And just so everyone knows, the name of today's show is Training Wheels Joe.
Oh, I think we all got a great laugh out of that one.
Holy crap.
Wow.
Wow.
And why did he wreck?
You know, the main reason he wrecked, everybody was turning right.
They were supposed to be turning right.
Jill turned right.
The Secret Service turned right.
He saw a little kid that he just had to go sniff and put his breath right in her face.
Oh, isn't he cool?
Like a moth of flames, that pedo would do anything to get to a kid.
Absolutely.
And hee hee hee and talk one inch from its face and sniff its hair.
I mean, it's just sickening.
He just can't stop it.
He really cannot.
Let's make sure that everybody understands that he didn't fall off the bike while he was riding it.
He fell off the bike when he was stopped.
At full stop.
He rigged a stopped bike.
He rigged a stopped bike.
I really do not know how that is even possible.
I mean, that takes some serious, serious talent.
But here is one of the videos of it.
Check it out.
He is there.
Here he comes.
All right.
Here he comes.
They're supposed to turn right.
He sees a little girl.
Oh, I got to go sniff her.
There you go.
He stopped and then, of course, fell over.
I've never seen that before, I don't believe.
I don't think I've ever seen anybody do something like that.
Jill's bike wreck was worse.
Did you see it?
I posted it.
You cracked me up.
Oh my gosh, you know you made headlines of the Gateway Pundit and the Gateway Pundit.
I know.
A lot of magazines, I mean, articles wrote...
It was the funniest thing.
Oh, when I saw them, I grabbed them immediately.
A lot of people tipped me off on the whole thing and they just said, oh my gosh, you know, did you see, did you see that he made it?
I'm like, of course, of course he did.
If anybody's going to weigh in on this, it's definitely going to be cat turd.
So here you are with Jill and there she goes.
Oh my gosh.
Right into the light.
You think that was a bad wreck?
You should have seen Jill.
It does look like her, don't it?
Oh boy, it definitely does look like her.
And there's, you know, the liberal, you should not make fun of that.
This is not life and matter.
The president fell down.
Nah, let me tell you something.
This guy has destroyed the economy.
He blamed COVID on me because I didn't get vaccinated.
Said I was going to die and have a miserable death last winter.
He's destroyed the economy, destroyed our energy independence.
He calls me a racist, a white nationalist, and a whatever, and a domestic terrorist every day.
That's it.
So I don't give a damn.
He falls on his back.
I think it's hilarious.
Now what?
Oh, exactly.
I think it's funny as hell.
I think it is, too.
It's true.
It's absolutely the truth.
And it's really interesting because the press has been trying to cover for him this whole entire time.
They can't even cover for him anymore.
Some of my liberal friends this weekend, I'm like, so who wants to talk about politics?
Who wants to talk about Joe Biden?
Yeah, you did.
Yes, I did.
Of course I did.
Yeah, you want to talk about...
I'm like, let's just put it on the table.
Who wants to buy me lunch?
Who wants to buy me some gas?
That's right.
Let's just talk about this.
Let's have this conversation.
You know what they say?
That's what they say.
I don't want to talk about politics.
Oh, really?
Really, you're the people.
You damn sure did when Trump was in there.
Exactly!
Oh, you don't want to talk about it?
Seriously?
You don't want to talk about this?
Because it's really interesting.
You were willing to put it all on the line.
You weren't speaking to me.
You weren't talking to me.
You weren't talking to family members or anything else.
You were so convinced that Biden was going to make such a difference.
Well, he has made a difference, all right, in the worst possible way that someone ever could.
And it just continues to get bad.
Yeah, he's showering everyone with love.
Showering.
Oh my gosh.
So I thought this was funny.
Captain Deplorable, he did a great job of kind of summing up exactly what happened.
Check this out.
Well, there's an old man on the loose from the institution, and he's on a bicycle.
Look at him.
He comes to a stop, and down he goes.
Down goes Sleepy Joe.
All the way down, hard and fast, like his approval rating.
All the way down, and he fell hard.
Look at that.
He fell really hard.
What a disgrace.
You know, and they're blaming it on Vladimir Putin.
They say Putin pushed him off the bike.
Putin pushed him off.
What a disgrace.
You see everybody trying to help him, and nothing worked until they brought over a little girl with a big beautiful head of hair, and he took a sniff and popped right back up like nothing happened.
This is what Build Back Better looks like, folks.
Nothing is built, nothing is back, and absolutely nothing is better, believe me.
He sounds exactly like Trump, doesn't he?
Isn't he good?
I think he is so good.
I went on his podcast a week ago.
Something like that.
I was on his podcast.
He invited me on his podcast and I went on it.
The Captain Deplorable.
He's fun.
He really is.
He just nails us.
He sounds exactly like that.
There are so many people that impersonate Trump.
I'm telling you, nobody can touch this guy.
It's not, I mean, he is just above everyone.
Oh, it's so funny.
I mean, he really, he nails it every single time.
So, of course, you made the Gateway Pundit.
And Ultramaga Prayer Warrior was the first person to tip me off and said, your Twitter post made Gateway Pundit article.
And I just started laughing.
And here was your tweet.
UK Daily News.
Yes, exactly.
Worldwide cat.
So OMG say Putin caused Joe Biden to fall off his bike.
And yes, I'm laughing my ass off.
And so it started.
Then you had the UK Daily Mail, which I thought was so funny as well.
And I put that one on my page as soon as I saw that one.
Biden takes spill on bike.
Internet reacts with onslaught of memes.
It was hilarious.
It's just like his presidency.
It's just a complete and total disaster.
But he's not going where he's supposed to be going.
Everybody was turning right.
You know, and he just, he has to do it.
If he sees, when he's giving a speech or the few times he's talked, how many times has he just stopped and he just, he can find them.
They're 10 rows back.
Hey, look at that little guy.
Hey, that one he told, he was six years older.
You're going to be good looking when you're 16.
He said that.
He's the president.
Come on.
What a wacko.
Now you know why, and now you know why they're, they were, Going after Project Veritas and illegally breaking down his door for the Ashley Bidens Diary.
You know why they wanted that back so bad?
Oh, of course.
Because she said that Joe was taking showers with her inappropriately for too long.
It's right there, isn't it?
Tucker Carlson read the whole thing.
Well, exactly.
But, I mean, how is it that they have been able to weaponize the DOJ and the FBI to protect this guy?
Oh, my gosh.
No.
He needs to be called out.
He needs to be arrested.
He's a pedophile.
The FBI has always been weaponized a little bit, but not like this.
And it all started with Comey.
He weaponized them against Trump.
And then, unfortunately, Trump put Comey's best friend in there.
And so it stayed weaponized.
Christopher Wray, Comey's best friend.
His very best friend, exactly.
And I'll never forget when that went on, because your Twitter page...
I went nuts.
You did.
I literally...
The first time I disagreed with Trump, and I just went absolutely apeshit.
I knew what was going to happen.
I did.
I lose followers when you disagree with Trump.
I lost a ton of followers.
There's just things I've done.
I remember that guy educating liberals, you know?
Right.
Educating liberals.
You remember him?
I do remember him, yeah.
Yeah, and I kept telling everybody, this guy's a fraud, man.
And I'd get people, you're just jealous of him because he has more followers.
I said, no, this guy's a fraud.
Can't you see it?
This guy's a fraud.
I mean, the reason I know he's a fraud, he was copying and pasting every other tweet of mine like it was his and putting it on Instagram, which I'm not on.
Oh, interesting.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
And he was copying all my stuff.
And then when I called it, he was on something else.
I called him out and we kind of got into it.
And then everybody's like, well, I trust him and you're new here.
This was when I was a little bit newer, like a year into it.
And I don't trust you.
And I said, okay.
And I was just...
I lost like 2,000 followers.
But guess what happened, folks?
Yep.
Yep.
He got banned from Twitter.
And guess what?
He totally changed.
Surprise, surprise.
He did a video on how and why Donald Trump is the Antichrist.
I swear to God.
I'm not even kidding.
He did.
Isn't that something?
He called us all Nazis.
Yeah.
I mean, he was serious because I guess he's found...
a god or something and it was just like in a crazy way and he did a video about how he was sorry he ever supported trump and he was calling trump the antichrist in the video so when you have somebody like that it's all over the place and then there's copy and paste in your tweets oh absolutely well what yeah well what it sounds like is that all of a sudden your account completely took off and he didn't have a writer anymore He couldn't get away with continuing to cut and paste what you were saying onto
his account.
I mean, seriously, he couldn't come up with his own material.
And then he just completely went nuts and fell apart.
I do remember hearing about that and that he just completely turned on President Trump.
Oh, yeah.
I saw the video.
Oh, it was...
It was psychotic.
The video was like some kind of weird cult video you'd see from the 70s.
He had little things and pictures and described why he thinks Trump is now the Antichrist.
So it was pretty funny.
But that one, when I complained about the lockdowns, and I was just like, don't lock down.
That's when all the blue check marks, they cussed me out and told me I wasn't really a Trump supporter because I wouldn't support his lockdown, two-week lockdown.
Actually, two of them said how great Foshey was back then.
Isn't that amazing, though?
Seriously, we're all allowed to- They're on Twitter now, dogging him out.
Sure.
What's so interesting is that you're allowed to have your own personal opinion.
Not everybody has to agree with absolutely everything.
I don't know where all of a sudden that entered the conversation.
We can disagree on a lot of different things.
We can disagree on people and on things and on issues, whatever.
But as long as the foundation is still intact, I mean, some of these people go completely off the mark.
I mean, educating liberals is one of them.
I do remember that video.
It was really scary.
It was really spooky.
Yeah.
You know, to gain trust from people, you have to be consistent.
Right.
When you're not consistent and you're not the same, people don't trust you anymore.
So you can't go from, like, the biggest Trump fan to the biggest anti-Trump fan overnight.
Nobody's ever going to believe anything you say because it doesn't make any sense.
Right.
You know, so you just, you know, that's why you have to have a core set of beliefs.
And this is what I believe.
And you just be honest about it.
And people will accept you or they don't.
But don't try to force.
I don't try to force friends in my life.
I mean, I don't try to act like them to gain their trust.
I just act like me.
And if they hate me, then they don't want to be my friend anyway.
Then it's honest, you know, and never even get started.
If they like me, they actually really like me as a person.
So I don't change.
If I'm talking to President Trump or if somebody sees me out or meets me, which has happened, I won't treat you any different than President Trump if I meet him.
And I don't do anybody like that my whole life.
I treat everybody the same.
I don't care if you're a billionaire.
Or you're under a bridge, you know, taking money on the side of the road.
I don't care.
I treat everybody the same.
Exactly.
Because everybody is the same.
That's the whole thing.
It's really interesting when I listen to you talk about things like that, because you definitely have made quite a name for yourself.
But same thing here.
In Hollywood, it's interesting.
Everybody wants to tell you all about themselves.
It's the one that doesn't, that you know is probably the most impressive of them all.
I get all kinds of people and it's just, it's amazing the people that I run into and all you can hear about is how wonderful they are.
It's like, who are you again?
I don't even know who these people are.
I don't even watch cable.
I couldn't imagine a guy's coming up to you in a bar in Hollywood.
I'm a producer of this, and I'm a director of this, and I was starting this, and I was an extra in this.
Yeah.
When people are, they're so got into themselves.
And, you know, to be successful, you do have to have a little bit of arrogance.
I'm not going to say you don't, because, I mean, look at Trump.
You know what I mean?
Sure.
But self-confidence and just narcissism is two different things.
Completely different.
Well, we've got all kinds of things going on with this FBI and this Department of Justice because they are truly going after people.
As a result, this diary is one of the main things that people are talking about.
I'm so glad he reported on it.
Yeah, now we know what's in it.
We know that she said she was sexualized in the family and that Joe Biden took showers with her.
I mean, who takes a shower with a kid, a man and a woman?
11-year-old?
Yeah, Tucker was like, kids take baths, number one.
But 11 years old?
I mean, I'm sorry.
The whole family's so screwed up.
If you're wondering why they're all in rehab, her, Hunter, off and on, crack, hookers, Parmesan cheese, shady deals.
I mean, the family, everything that liberal media has tried to make...
You know, Trump's wonderful family, by the way, well-adjusted, great family.
Exactly.
Everything they've tried to act like they do, they're doing times ten.
Oh, boy.
It's really amazing, too, because that's what they try to tear up.
They try to attack the all-American family.
I mean, his kids are so well-adjusted.
They handled the limelight, the spotlight so well.
The media just drug them through the mud, and they came out just smelling like a rose.
Yeah.
They certainly did.
Hunter.
Seriously.
I mean, we've got pictures of Hunter with prostitutes.
We've got him doing drugs.
What's it going to take, honestly?
Not just prostitutes, but if, I mean, look, the pictures are out there, and I'm sure everybody listening has seen some, because you can't help it if you're on social media.
They're posted all over the place.
That's right.
But I don't, you know, I'm not going to say they are, because I don't really have evidence, but just to look at some of those girls, it looks like they're 14 years old to me.
Oh, definitely.
I mean, maybe they wasn't, but they look like that to me.
Wow.
It's a really big story.
And the fact that they have not done any kind of investigation on Biden.
They're not going to.
No, they're not.
They just cover up stuff.
Why do you think that the whole Russia hoax special counsel wasn't to get Trump, they knew he was innocent, but to cover up, get everybody's phone, erase it.
All it was was to cover up, a big cover up.
For their own crimes.
The FBI was knee-deep in that shit.
Nobody ever went to jail, and they're not going to.
You think Durham's going to put Peter Stroke in jail, or Lisa Page, who deserve to be in jail for the rest of their lives?
Absolutely they're not going to do anything.
Not one person that ever...
Look what Biden reinstated, who was it, salary back.
Right.
Right.
The one guy they fired and took away his salary, Andy McCabe.
Yes, absolutely.
And that's the whole thing.
These people are guaranteed jobs for life.
You have to understand this.
And when the cover up is big.
Expect for them to have a bigger position and more payoffs.
So they write books.
They sit on panels on CNN and other media sites where they are given a huge salary and everything else.
I mean, that is their job now.
And believe me, they're more than happy to move out of the bureaucracy and those bureaucrat offices and positions.
They're happy to be in the limelight and getting all the fanfare.
Being loved and adored.
I mean, look at them all.
Loved by Muppets.
They're just ridiculous.
Robot Muppets.
All these people that believe everything the TV tells them.
Well, and see, this is the problem, though, okay?
So, like, what I see here is that all of a sudden, because of this disaster presidency, or residency, we should say, with Biden, They are no longer.
People aren't just going for who their picks are.
They aren't watching the news just because they're supposed to.
They're starting to question everything.
You're looking at Hollywood too.
Hollywood has taken a huge nosedive as a result of all of this.
They used to be the people who would appoint people that people wanted to watch.
They would give them these careers.
It's not happening anymore.
Not with social media the way it is.
Not with all of these other platforms.
You're seeing people that are actually making it in the industry that are just plain talented.
Not because they were just selected like the left likes to do.
It's because of their talent.
You're one of them.
My gosh!
People just completely flock to your account because you're funny, you're honest, and you're consistent.
I don't know about that.
It's true.
It's absolutely true.
People are tired of the lies.
They really are.
They just want to have a normal conversation.
It's a Toy Story flop.
Flop.
Complete flop.
Yeah, they take it from Tim Allen, who was, I mean, Tim Allen was the voice of whatever the name was.
I can't think of his name, the main character.
Buzz Lightyear.
Yeah, and they're making, you know, hundreds and hundreds of millions on this movie.
I think the second Toy Story opened at $495,000 million for the weekend, first weekend.
They were setting records.
And then, what'd you say, Buzz Lightyear?
Buzz Lightyear, yes.
Yeah.
And then, so they give it to Chris Evans, the most arrogant, just liberal, just douchebag in history, you know, arrogant, egomaniac douchebag.
And then they, of course, they have to have a gay kiss in there.
Gotta have it.
You want your five-year-olds to see it.
So, they woke and then they broke.
Now, they made $80 million on the movie so far, but it's dying.
Nobody's wanting to see it now.
It's fading.
And it had a $200 million budget.
So, it's not even going to break even and good, man.
Screw you.
Screw your woke toy story.
Screw Disney.
And screw all of you who wants to screw with children.
And, um, and a mess with her minds and won't just let kids be kids and just the kids don't care about, they don't even care about a kiss in a movie.
Why do you even put a kiss between a guy and a girl?
They don't care.
No, they do not care.
I mean, they are all about the songs and music and the plot and all of these different things.
Absolutely.
They're not interested in any of that mess.
And they have just pounded this thing to such a degree.
Honestly, it was interesting to see.
People are tired of it.
Oh, yeah.
Even Hillary Clinton was speaking out against the whole trans issue, said, hey, you know what?
You keep talking this, and guess what?
It's not going to help you in the midterms.
Well, guess what?
Not even that's going to help them.
Even if they were to stop today or stop tomorrow, it's not going to help them.
The only thing that people care about is this economy and what it's costing them at this point.
They're off their rocker, and it's out of control, and it just keeps going.
I mean, next week, it's going to be, if you don't screw a cheetah, you're a racist.
I mean, really?
How much do they have to test us, honestly?
You've never blown a polar bear?
You're a white supremacist.
I mean, we laugh, but it's getting there rapidly every single week.
It's like that.
I mean, what else could they do now?
And then, you know, their he, she, them isn't enough now, already a year later.
My pronouns are shoebox and flagpole.
And if you don't call me a shoebox, and sometimes I'm a shoebox because I feel like a shoebox, and you have to open that shoebox to talk to me or you're a racist.
And then if you call me a flagpole on my shoebox days...
Then you're a white supremacist.
It's that ridiculous now.
And it means nothing.
It's gobbledygook.
It doesn't mean anything anymore.
And that's the sad part.
Because there are racists out there.
And they deserve to be called a racist.
But just like in everything else, they overuse it.
They start applying it to their political opponents.
And then all of a sudden, like the Me Too movement.
I thought that was a great idea.
I'm living here especially.
For five minutes.
Right.
I thought, oh my gosh, okay, so this is really great.
People are waking up to the fact that there is such a thing as a casting couch, and that it is used over and over again, and there are a lot of people that have been psychologically forever damaged as a result of all of this, and you see it here every day.
And a lot of them weren't damaged, they just went on to win Oscars.
Exactly.
I mean, this is how it goes in that industry.
It's a complete power thing.
And so I thought it was a great idea until all of a sudden, what did they do?
Okay, Kavanaugh and all of that mess.
I called her Dr.
Sprott.
So ridiculous.
Yes.
And that woman they brought up there was so not believable.
And everybody's like, oh, believe her, believe her?
It's ridiculous.
Yeah.
Somebody raped me 30 years ago, and I'm not going to mention it until now, although he's been a judge.
He's been a blah, blah, blah judge.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
It's just ridiculous.
And believe all women?
Man, have you ever dated women in your life?
I'm not going to believe all women.
I believe few women and I believe few men too.
That's right.
That's the thing.
It doesn't matter the gender.
It depends on the person themselves and people get that completely misconstrued a lot of the times and they really think that it's a gender thing.
It's not a gender issue.
Not all women are When they talk about something like this, are they correct?
You've seen stories of people that go out there and accuse a man of something, and then many years later they come back and they retract it.
Guy's in jail.
He spent his whole life in jail.
There's a lot of Amber Heard's out there.
Sure.
She's not even, from some of them I've met, she's not even crazy.
Exactly.
She's nothing, man.
I've known a few of my friends that's dated some that makes Amber Heard look like, you know, somebody on Little House in the Prairie, like Laura from Little House in the Prairie.
I mean, honestly, it's like, come on!
And apparently she was seen out shopping at TJ Maxx because she's not going to be able to afford paying attention.
Paying him, Johnny Depp, that $8 million or whatever it is.
Did she buy some diapers so she won't put shit on the bed?
My gosh!
I don't know, but this is...
I find myself feeling bad for her a little bit.
I don't know why.
And, you know, everybody's like...
I guess when somebody attacks people...
She believes it.
When people attack somebody enough, and I'm just like, that's enough.
Right.
I mean, she didn't kill anybody here.
Well, and I agree.
Although, I will say in her defense, because there's always two sides of a story, he is a complete drug addict.
I mean, come on.
They're junkies.
They're total junkies.
Yeah, there's a drug addict.
See, a drug addict is like, okay, you're a cokehead.
You love to sniff coke.
Yeah.
Or you love to do heroin.
Or you love to, you know, whatever, drug addict.
But a junkie now, a junkie will do anything.
You lay out Xanax and it will take all of it.
Oh my gosh, yes.
I don't care which drug.
So, I mean, you can imagine.
They're all high on something, both of them, together.
It's a toxic relationship.
It is just...
What do you think is going to happen?
It's just two drugged out drunk people and they get all screwed up and they take out every problem on each other and they throw shit.
I mean, that's all it was to it, man.
I'm from the South, man.
That's basically what we call a typical relationship.
It could happen that way.
I'm watching and I'm like, this is it?
Let me tell you about old Johnny and Lisa.
Anything about my friend, man, his girlfriend, Crazy Carla.
Right.
I mean, it was like the War of the Roses.
I mean, you knew that it was just going to be like this intense, horrible, and they decided to just play it out in front of the world and everything else.
And of course, the entire world was captivated by the whole thing because just listen.
I mean, it had everything.
I didn't watch it.
Well, it had everything that you would possibly want, just like Hunter Biden's laptop.
But of course they don't report on that.
I mean, Hunter's is actually juicier than the material that they were throwing out there.
The sad thing about her now is she could literally become a good person.
And just like, you know, become an angel now.
Cure cancer.
Learn to clone sheep.
Invent a machine that changes salt water into water.
Do hydro something where cars can run on water.
And she's always going to be that girl that shit on his bed.
I know!
She's ruined!
You're a bed shitter and there's nothing you can do about it the rest of your life.
You're a bed shitter now.
Yeah.
Shake that.
It's over.
So that's why I feel bad for her, because I don't think it's something that should, you know...
She's like, it was the dog.
He's like, the dog weighs one pound.
It was like a mountain of shit on my bed.
Oh my gosh, yes.
Blame the dog, of course.
Everybody blames the dog, but everybody knows...
Little dog's like, it wasn't me.
You bitch.
Yeah.
Well, what's really interesting, when you start to see the reaction of Hollywood and how people really are pushing back, unless, of course, it's like a real true story like we just saw in that court case with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, but Top Gun, I guess Maverick brought in almost 800 million worldwide.
800 million!
People want to see.
It's a patriotic movie.
People are tired of this woke shit, man.
They are.
They're cramming it down their throat.
This is ruining their movement just completely.
They've gone so far with it.
Now everybody's just sick of it.
Everybody's tired of it.
And it's like, you know, I've never had a problem.
If you want to be gay, be gay.
My whole life, I've never had a problem.
Uh, you know, do what you want.
Uh, I don't give a damn, you know, um, just, you know, I'm just a guy, you know, I leave you alone.
You leave me alone.
I live my life.
But now they make you so bitter and angry about it.
Cause they just won't, they just going off the deep end with this crazy shit, man.
I mean, he just, like I say, it's just every week, it's something different that I'm supposed to care about that I don't.
Exactly and it's whatever they can do to basically distract you from what else is going on but you know what like we were talking about and what you've been hammering this whole time it is not going to make a difference when people are at the gas pump when people are trying to put food on their table the one conversation that people are having right now is I can't afford it I can't go on vacation this year I can't afford to put gas in my car, and we have to figure out other things.
We have to figure out other things to do in order to survive, thanks to this regime, thanks to a stolen election, because I don't care who you are.
This is the most preposterous thing ever.
And it's not only that.
It's not even like they recognize it and they want to fix it, and they're like, okay, well, we're just going to tone this down a little bit.
No, they're doubling down.
They're all about this whole Green New Deal.
These people are nuts.
He's got the dumbest cabinet in history.
They're just dumb.
And I will say, as the eighth leading guy in the country about stolen elections, number eight.
You have that title now.
It was stolen.
Can I be number seven now?
Oh, yes.
And you did it on air.
It was definitely stolen.
Oh, my gosh.
And it's true.
It was.
We watched it.
I mean, come on.
You have to be an idiot to not know that.
Exactly.
I don't even entertain people that says it wasn't.
I just say, basically, okay, so this is what you honestly believe.
Okay, well, guess what?
You're just instigating an argument because we all saw what happened.
We all know what happened.
We were there.
I don't have to guess.
I saw what happened.
I saw him winning by a mile in all the swing stakes.
For the first time in American history, at 9 or 10 o'clock, they shut down counting in just those swing stakes he was winning.
Exactly.
Then at 3 o'clock, opened up everything, kicked all the Republican...
Counters and people that viewed out locked up, put stuff over the windows, and here they come.
A guy that was only getting 40% of the vote in them states, all of a sudden, every single ballot from then on counted was 99.9% Joe Biden ballots.
Yeah, that happened in reality.
There's a water break brain.
There was a water main break in Georgia.
Yeah, that really happened.
I mean, this is...
You'd have to be a moron to believe any of this crap.
It's so silly.
And you can just hear the Republicans behind the scenes talking with the Uniparty and they're just saying, hey, you know what?
Okay, maybe it did happen.
Maybe the election was stolen.
Oh, yeah.
But we can't let the American people know that we feel that way.
Are you kidding?
We know already.
By you not saying anything, by you being quiet, that's the problem that we have with you.
Because you're not being honest with us.
I mean, they act like we shouldn't believe our eyes and know exactly what happened.
We watched it.
We saw it.
It's common sense.
It's silly to have a conversation with anybody that says otherwise.
People were calling me that night at 10 o'clock and said, what's happening?
I said, they're still in the election right now.
Yeah.
Isn't it funny how they just shut down the states where Trump's winning?
I said, I'm watching it.
Think about having a 500,000 lead in Pennsylvania with 80-something percent.
It's impossible for you to lose.
Normally, if you've got that kind of a lead, it's called when it's 60% counted.
It's called because it's over.
And then, well, they didn't count the mail-in votes.
Yeah, you got that right.
They didn't count those mail-in ballots.
They counted the hell out of those.
And they're like, well, more people that mail-in voted for Joe.
99.9%.
So they counted 700,000 ballots at 3 in the morning and 695,000 were Joe Biden votes.
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
The whole thing is just a joke.
And that's the problem.
Okay, so you had the whole entire time the news media that was just covering up and saying how wonderful Basement Dummy was, right?
We never heard him rally or really give a speech or really even campaign for that matter.
They knew they had it already.
They knew he didn't have to.
Exactly.
And so they were just pumping him every single minute while they were tearing down President Trump.
And you saw nothing but parades and the people just celebrating him.
Well, this was all by design.
The whole time, the left was sitting there looking at these elections, licking their chops, saying, OK, can't wait to get this one.
This is how we're going to do this.
They had a strategy in place.
They had four years to plan it.
They knew how they were going to do it, kind of like the midterm.
Excuse me, the midterms.
They're doing exactly the same thing.
They are working on stealing those as well.
They don't want it to be, at least for optics' sake, they don't want it to be that kind of wipeout because it's going to be huge.
It is going to be a wipeout because I don't think people have had enough of them.
When you're when you're polling with Hispanics who normally vote 70, 80 percent Republican, the entire history of our country.
And then he's polling at 22 percent, not 50 percent, which would be a miracle.
Twenty two percent young people who traditionally go for Democrats by a mile because they're brainwashed in college.
So you get all these college and these college have these used voter drives.
And hey, we're going to give you off.
I mean, I cannot tell you how many votes they try to pump through in college.
They're like, we're going to give you the whole day off, all the professors.
Okay, here's where you vote, and we want our, you know, 15, 20,000 people or 40,000 people in our college to take off the day and go vote for a Democrat.
And they do that.
This is how they even stay in the, and that's why when you look at those maps of the counties, and every county in the country just about goes Republican, except right in the damn cities that are controlled by Democrats with all the population is.
It's true.
That's how they did it.
And they knew that they would be able to control those areas, and so they figured it out.
They knew exactly.
They mapped it just like you would anything else.
It was very strategic.
I mean, you have to applaud them for that.
They were very smart in the way they used it.
The northwest panhandle of Florida where I live is so Republican.
It's almost like living in, you know, they call this lower Alabama because it's almost like living in Alabama because it's just a real red state.
But we have one county up here that votes Republican.
Blue.
And what county is that?
Tallahassee, the capital.
Why?
Because Florida State is there.
And if you've ever been to Tallahassee, it's not like Miami or Memphis or, you know, anything, Nashville or anything like that, or Tampa.
It's not big like that.
It doesn't have the big high rises, none of that.
It's basically Florida State campus.
supports Tallahassee.
Tallahassee is spread over many miles and basically the whole thing is ran by Florida State campus and you can go there.
I've actually rode through there on election day before and then they just let all the kids off and they just all go down there standing line for hours for and I mean these lines are miles long just to vote Democrat.
Isn't that wild?
That's the liberal colleges.
I've had them tell me before they'll give them good grades to go vote.
They'll give them a good grade on something to go vote, which should be illegal.
It should be.
But I've had some tell me that.
Well, all of it's illegal.
I mean, look at what's going on here.
Here you've got all of the information they knew ahead of this election about Hunter Biden's laptop, and they completely refused to report on it.
So this is from right-wing NewsHour, DOJ sandbags senators over Hunter Biden case.
Of course they're going to protect him.
They are absolutely going to make sure that they don't get the information that they asked for.
Of course.
Boy, is he a scumbag or what?
Oh my gosh.
I mean...
I noticed they put a little so fake.
They put out a picture of the Bidens.
Happy Father's Day.
And they got Hunter with a little baby.
Hmm, what's missing?
A little pop secret in the stripper's baby.
A little pop secret wasn't there, that's for sure.
Exactly.
So he wasn't there.
And then the daughter who just had her diary, which wasn't stolen, by the way, she had left it behind and somebody that had taken the room out of college or something had picked it up.
It wasn't stolen that they first reported.
That's right.
So, and I think they might have sold it to Project Veritas.
I don't know how Project Veritas got it, but they got it.
But that was the big secret in that one thing where she's talking about, I was showered with way too late by old Uncle Joe.
Well, isn't it pretty creepy, though, that yesterday, DailyMail.com, they came out with an article where Jill Biden and her youngest child, Ashley, take a walk on windy Delaware Beach after DailyMail.com revealed woman who found first daughter's diary in a halfway house is now under FBI investigation for selling it.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Yeah.
So, yeah, that's what it was.
It was a rehab center.
Not a college.
Right.
Yeah, it was a halfway house for a rehab center, like, you know, extended living or something.
And she had left it.
The girl that moved in next found it, and I think she made some money on it.
But let's not investigate the guy in the diary who says they were showering.
Which is probably the reason why this poor girl is in rehab to begin with because of this kind of abuse, this psychological stuff.
My gosh.
Yeah.
It was important enough for her to write it in a diary.
I mean, think about that.
It had that big of an impact in her life to where she wrote it down in a diary.
And you mean to tell me that the lamestream media doesn't want to talk about it?
The Me Too's don't want to talk about it?
No.
You need to talk about it.
This young girl has put what has happened to her in a diary.
She wrote this.
Now, because it fell into the wrong hand, somebody sells it.
So what?
That's not the issue here.
It's what is in this diary that needs to be lost.
Them Biden kids, they leave shit behind, don't they?
She leaves the personal diary.
He leaves his laptop.
I think he lost another laptop, didn't he, too?
Yes, exactly.
Didn't he?
I can't remember.
There were two, from what I understand.
There were two out there.
They attacked the guy that found that for a long time, too.
He's suing the shit out of everybody now, and he's going to win, too.
I hope so.
I mean, that's the only thing that talks right now is Coyne, honestly.
But it's horrible because in the same breath, here you go.
You've got, as a result of all of this nonsense that we're living through, you've got inflation that's just completely skyrocketing.
And it is absolutely out of control with no end in sight.
And by the way, inflation is getting to be almost 100%.
Not the 9% they record.
They do not...
I forgot what president it was.
It changed it.
So their inflation numbers wouldn't look so bad, but they don't add fuel and groceries, food to that.
It's like lumber and, you know, cars.
They don't add food and fuel.
Now, what two things that do you need?
What two things that are killing you right now?
Food and fuel.
The other stuff is not killing you so bad.
And if fuel wasn't so high, all the other stuff would go down by a long way.
Because now, a truck driver, to get a load to Walmart, you know, what used to be during Trump, might cost them $500 to $1,000 in gas.
Now it's costing them $4,000 in gas.
So everything in that truck goes up.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And that's the thing.
People are unable to afford what they were...
I mean, it wasn't like they were living any kind of lavish lifestyle before anyway.
But now all of a sudden, and it's a bad all of a sudden, it hit immediately.
I mean, whenever you have inflation above 4 and unemployment...
Below four, you are going to have incredible amounts of inflation and it is going to affect everyone and their livelihood.
And meanwhile, what do they do?
They keep talking about this whole Green New Deal.
It's amazing to me.
Like I say, they fly around in private jets.
They all have limousines.
They all have monster houses.
Their carbon footprint is the size of Shaquille O'Neal's.
And it doesn't matter.
I mean, it doesn't matter.
They try to cover it up with Joe Biden.
I mean, his poll numbers are 32%.
Well, they should have everybody shaking in their boots.
It's 15, too.
There's no way it's 32.
I agree with you.
This guy's so hated.
Oh, he is, too.
He's so hated.
What he's doing to this country.
And I've said this before.
And, you know, you have to sometimes, right when something's happening, It seems like it's the end of the world, but sometimes when you step back for a little while and look at it, and now if Trump wins and gets in in 2024, which if he runs, he's going to be the nominee.
Nobody can beat him.
That's right.
So, you know, he's playing the game where, you want me to run, but he has to announce after the 2022 election, He'll have to announce them because you have to if you're going to run again.
You've got to announce a couple years before the election.
You've got to go through primary season, which is held, and you've got to go through the presidential election.
It's a two-year process.
So we'll know here in about...
Five, six months.
Exactly.
You know, if he's going to run or not.
Everybody thinks he is.
I think he is.
But, you know, Trump's got a way of surprising you sometimes.
He does.
I'm not going to say he's running until he says he's running.
Until he does.
I truly believe he is.
But I'm with you.
But I'm not going to put my foot in my mouth.
I know.
I know.
I mean, I feel the same way.
And meanwhile, you have all this stuff.
I mean, the summer airport chaos continues as nearly 700 flights.
Let me finish that point, though.
I didn't quite get there.
Sure.
But when you sit back and look at it, it would be way better now For him to be the president and have a great economy, and I know the COVID crap screwed him up.
I get it, but that was out of his control.
And he had the best economy going in 100 years, period.
And then now people get to see, okay, if he would have got back in there, it would have just been more investigations.
They would have run his approval running down.
It would have been Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.
Until everything that went bad, you know, was his fault, 100%.
And it would have kind of been a lame duck presidency, probably.
But now, people are like liberals, independents, Hispanics, I mean, young people, they're seeing now, hey, it was great under Trump.
Financially, everything in my life, fuel was great.
Everything didn't cost much.
And now this is a disaster.
So now when he gets back in there in 2024, it'll be way better.
And he'll be the first president in history to do it.
Oh my gosh, it's incredible.
It'd be way better because I always thought Trump, I was like, man, I really am naive.
I thought when Trump, all this stuff was against him.
He has the Republican Party that hates him, the deep state trying to get him, the FBI, the CIA, everybody, the media trying to take him down, and he still had the best economy going on with everybody against him, even his own party, for God's sakes.
And, you know, and he's still accomplishment.
So this is going to wake people up and everybody's going to say, man, he did it.
This outsider did it.
But no, they beat him so down.
They lied about him so much to me.
They had a lot of people hate him, you know, and obsessed with him like he was the new, you know, just the devil.
But now they see.
But it wasn't that that's going to wake them up.
They're awake now.
They got the basement dummy in there and his buffoon squad.
The buffoon squad.
I'm going to call them that for now.
The basement dummy and the buffoon squad.
It sounds like a comic book.
It is like a comic book.
The whole thing.
Yeah, they got them in there and now look what's happening.
Everybody sees.
Everyone sees and everybody's going to respect him so much more because they're not going to, I mean, that would be the icing on the cake because then all of a sudden you have President Trump who, if there isn't cheating involved this time around, who wins the election.
So how do they go, how do they do that in the history books?
How do they write that anyway?
That what happened in 2020, when you start thinking about it in those terms, writing the history of the whole entire season, what we've all experienced, them stealing the election and then President Trump winning.
How did they write this story anyway?
To be honest with you, there's so many presidents.
When you look back to the prison time, and I know we're out of time, but I'll say this.
When you look back at things, if you've noticed, there's very few presidents get remembered unless you're a historian.
So you look back and you can just say, okay, Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Washington.
You know what I mean?
FDR, Kennedy, Reagan.
But in a hundred years from now, nobody's going to remember Jimmy Carter.
Nobody's going to remember Joe Biden.
Nobody's going to remember Barack Obama because he didn't do anything.
Nobody's going to remember George Bush.
Nobody's going to remember Clinton.
The only two people they're going to remember since I've been alive is they're going to remember Reagan and Trump, and that's it.
I agree with that.
The real standouts, the ones that really did their job and put the American people first, people like a good story.
They like to hear when the economy, and they study when it's booming and when America is doing great.
Those are the things that people really want to remember.
Not this buffoonery.
I mean, seriously.
I was just happy to see that the Texas Republicans declared Biden election illegitimate.
Illegitimate.
And this is, of course, an article from Reuters who said, despite evidence, the Texas Republicans, oh my gosh, lead the way, please.
Despite evidence.
Yeah, of course.
That's Reuters, though, of course.
But they called him illegitimate at a state convention in Houston.
After they saw 2,000 Mules.
That's right.
They watched 2,000 Mules and he was like, yep.
Of course.
Everything that we've been talking about this whole entire time.
And of course, the left and the press just are going, can you believe Texas would even do anything like this?
Of course they would.
And they also booed a lot of people, too.
A lot of the Uniparty.
Anti-gun, idiot.
That's right.
Don Cornyn.
Yes.
And also the Eyepatch guy.
Eyepatch McCain, as Tucker calls him.
He's such a loser.
Oh, he is.
Well, I know we're out of time, and I know you've got the other babies to take care of, so we're going to end it on that note, but I am so sorry for your loss, and I know everybody here is.
We all feel like we lost somebody.
I appreciate all the kind words.
I really do.
I knew when I put it out there's going to be liberals going I'm so glad you suck at my father and your dog's died, and I'm glad.
I knew that was going to happen, but I didn't care because I just want to be honest about it.
I actually thought in my mind, maybe I just won't say anything because I don't want to upset a bunch of people, but then I'm like, nah, that's not how I run my account.
For somebody that's...
You know, don't have the real picture up.
I share my life with just about anybody on Twitter between my podcasts and just everything that happens about me.
The only thing missing is a picture.
Well, it's true, and everybody has that picture, and it's you just loving your animals and trying to really save the Republic.
I mean, that's We've got our work cut out for us here.
I want to just quickly thank Robbie underscore 1776 who donated to the show on Friday and Silent Night also who donated today.
Just thank you all so much for your contribution to the show and everybody behind the scenes.
You all are amazing.
And Catherine, I'm telling you, you can't keep anything from us because you have to understand, those puppies are like our little puppies.
I mean, I'm an auntie.
And so I have certain rights.
I'm so good to the audience.
We've adopted you, we've adopted the babies, and we have to know how they are.
Besides the other runt that I had to kind of separate and make sure it was feeding, and you don't even have to, I mean, I weigh them just to make sure, but you really don't even have to weigh them anymore because you can just see they're just so fat now, every one I got left.
They're so cute.
But I still weigh them just to be safe.
But besides, you know, there was two of them at first I thought might not make it.
And then one of them just recovered nicely.
So there was one that recovered that was really low on weight and is one of the fattest ones now.
And this happened in like five days.
This happens fast.
And they start going down, they go down fast.
I'm learning as I go here.
But...
I mean, they're fat.
We've got some real healthy contenders here.
I mean, they're so fat, they're passed out.
I mean, fat.
I took a lot of videos, but it was down level, kind of, and they kind of went over them.
And that's why when you saw the little black one, I always try to put him somewhere where he didn't look so little.
Right.
Yeah, but if you put it way above, I mean, the other puppies were at the end there after 11 days, were three times his size.
He just never could get any growth.
He didn't have that sucking mechanism.
He couldn't latch on and suck real hard.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
But that was one thing.
You just never could latch on.
And you can put a bottle in their mouth, too.
And, man, just like when he does with Sweetie, it was like two sucks and just nods his head down and stops.
And you have to kind of like...
Come on, man.
But you can't make something suck like that.
It's impossible.
You can't.
You can't.
And you did absolutely everything you can do.
Everybody knows that.
But it's still a loss.
And it still hurts no matter what.
I hate it.
I know.
Why do you think I couldn't get an animal for three years?
I went through the same thing.
I just couldn't do it.
I just said, I'm sorry.
I can't.
I'm not ready.
And it took me three years after I lost my And then I went to a dog because of course I felt like I was cheating on my kitty so I went to a dog.
Well I'm not gonna lie and say it hurts like Look, it devastated me this morning.
I was so upset.
I was like, God dang, I hate this.
And I had to sit there and hold him while he was dying and everything.
But, you know, it was born 11 days ago, and I'm definitely attached to all of them.
But not like you've had a, like, I am with Smiles and Pedro.
And, you know, when you have a pet for 6, 8, 10, 15 years, I had a cat that lived 20 years.
Wow.
20 years.
That's like one of my best friends' cat.
It lived like to be 22 years.
I mean, the thing was still going.
I mean, seriously.
I mean, it didn't look all put together.
This cat I had, his name was Floyd.
And he looked like a wizard in the end.
He was literally gray and looked like a wizard on some movie.
You know, one of them old wizards that teach people Kung Fu.
Yeah, like teach people Kung Fu.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Anyway, I know we're going to find them really great homes, but just know that we're praying for you and for Sweetie and everyone over there and all the other little fat, fat little puppies who are upside down and having a wonderful time.
They're just growing so fast.
Now you can kind of see.
They're huge.
I know.
They're like one point something pounds.
Well, my little guy is 3.5 pounds.
No, they're two.
They're two now?
No.
Yeah, every one of them but one is 1.9, but they're all between 1.9 and 2.3 pounds now.
Wow.
So now you know what mine is like, my 3.5 pounder.
I mean, he's like...
God, they're half the size of him now.
I know, I know.
That's how little my little dude is.
At the way they're going, within another week and a half to two weeks, they'll be as big as your dog.
That's crazy.
And that's something.
I know my little guy is a little guy.
He is so sweet though.
He really is.
Anyway, I'm paranoid.
I'll never sleep now because now it's like every five minutes I'm like, are you breathing right?
Are you sucking right?
Are you looking?
Overprotective, but that's okay.
I know.
You have to be.
They're babies right now, and you don't want one doing something.
You have to check on them all.
I'm glad you found somebody who's going to be mobile and come to your place.
That's going to help a lot.
Yeah, that's going to help.
A lot.
I'll give you some good money if you'll come.
I will make it worth your while if you'll come.
Because I'm going to tell you something.
Man, Smiles is 130 pounds.
130.
And I'm getting old and I've had back surgeries.
I don't have a good back.
But he can barely jump up in the truck sometimes, and a lot of times he can't now.
So I got him a nice little air-conditioned room where he can chill out in the heat.
But if he sets in the morning, I have to literally push his butt up.
That's how old and decrepit he's getting.
So, you know, to get him to a vet, and then Pedro is a wild dog, man.
He'll bark at all the dogs and try to jump on them.
He won't try to fight.
He just, you know, he's an aggressive playing dog.
He gets excited.
And then the last time I took Sweetie, when she was pregnant, I was taking her up to see if, you know, she was pregnant or whatever.
She shook the whole time and started hyperventilating.
She was so scared.
So, it's hard to take these dogs, and it's a 60, 70 miles round trip, according to where I go.
And it's just, it's hard.
So to have somebody that's going to come out to the farm and just look at all of them, check him out, all my dogs, they all need some new flea pills and heartworm pills and all.
You have to get, you know, prescribed every year.
And so somebody's going to come out.
And they also told me they could come out and fix sweetie if I wanted her fixed after this too, on site, at my house.
Oh, that's great!
It's a mobile surgery unit and everything.
One of my friends told me about it and said, man, this person, all my dogs.
That's going to give you so much peace of mind.
It's worth every penny.
I'd say it is.
Anyway, so I got that taken care of.
It just took a little begging on my party's morning, please.
Help me!
Yeah, man.
I've got, I went from two dogs, and I've got 13 dogs now, 14 dogs, and I just need some help, and I just can't get to the vet with these dogs.
I know.
Well, it sounds like your prayers were answered.
And just so everyone knows, this is Smiles, and this is Pedro right here.
So...
Pedro's my boy.
I don't put him on camera much.
I don't know why.
You're selfish with him.
Yeah.
He's all yours.
You don't share him with the world.
Pedro, he puts up with a lot of shit, but that's his spot.
Bye, Daddy.
He will not play.
He about killed Petey one day because Petey got up and sat beside me like that.
Oh, my God.
He acts like he's going to kill him and bite his neck, but he never bites ever.
Right.
Right.
But he put him in his place.
And then that's Smile's spot.
He's against the thing.
So if you ever want to piss one of these dogs up, try to get their spot.
They have certain spots in the truck.
Oh, they like to be next to their dad.
I think it's so great.
I don't know.
We're running late.
I don't know why.
I guess because you can go on and on about your pets.
Everybody can, but...
It's so hot down here right now.
It's literally 105 degrees humidity at 90-something degrees, and you just can't breathe outside.
The yellowflies have came back with vicious...
My arms bled 50 times today, just going out in the yard, just from bleeding me.
The yellowflies are so bad, so...
In the summer, I'm this old, and this is how I walk my dogs in the summer.
They all get in the truck, and then I drive out in the country looking for dogs they can bark at.
And that's how I walk them in the summer.
That's a redneck walk.
And they love it.
They just, I'm just like, okay, we're gonna go find us a doggy.
And they love to just like, if they see any dog.
Isn't that cute?
Well, the kitty cats, I want to hear about your kitty cats.
How are they?
I see one here.
Yes, you had a feral cat that you also saved.
Yeah, that's Mau Mau that I found that was born out in the woods behind my house.
Beautiful cat.
Yeah, he is gorgeous, but he kind of hurts the other cats because he tries to play with them.
He's still like a kitten, but man, you're talking about heavy.
This cat, I think he's got part Florida links in him or something.
This cat is so big.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you this cat, I haven't weighed him because I've tried to put him on a scale, but you can't get that.
You know, try to get this cat on a scale.
It's different than a puppy.
Just try one time.
Oh my gosh, that's an impossible cat.
That was him when he was younger, but he's, that was the first time he came close to the house.
I took a picture.
Look how pretty he is, though.
Just a beautiful cat.
Yeah, and I got one fat cat that's 13 now.
I don't know how long she's going to last, but I got two kind of getting old.
Smiles and a cat named Pickles.
Oh, it's just adorable.
They are so sweet.
I mean, they really are.
And now you've got puppies to boot, and I'm sure everybody's just going.
Here's another one.
This is the other one that you have here.
Oh, yeah.
She got real sick.
Yes.
Yeah, she's made a full recovery, and she's running around.
She'll play with them.
Well, I'll say she's young.
She's seven now.
But she'll play with Mau Mau for sure.
They chase each other.
I'll be sleeping.
All through the house.
That's how we like it though.
But he's so powerful.
He has to be careful.
He's four times her size.
She probably weighs six pounds.
He probably weighs 20 pounds.
He's huge.
Oh my gosh.
And this one ended up having surgery as well.
This little kid had surgery and she's doing great now.
Yeah, she was looking like she was going to die, I thought, and she just recovered.
She's been doing great.
Oh my gosh.
Well, all's well and ends well.
Yeah, we're really late.
Yes, we are.
Get out of here.
We got things to do.
But anyway.
I gotta get on my car.
Just stretch my legs a little here.
Yes, you do.
All right, everyone.
Thank you so much for joining us today.
We really appreciate it.
Thank you for all that have donated and who are helping us out behind the scenes.
We appreciate all of you so much.
So be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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