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Dork O'Rourke - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 5/26/2022 - Ep. 92
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Today is Thursday, May 26, 2022, episode number 92.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening?
I'm just in gun zone Florida.
Not gun free zone.
Gun zone.
Oh, I like the sound of that.
We're safe.
Gun zones.
Well, isn't that the truth?
Really?
I mean, when you start looking at what everything is, if you have these strict gun laws, you're a walking target.
That is just what it is.
That's what it boils down to.
Well, the Democrats think they can, they say, let's take guns away from good, hard-working, law-abiding citizens, and that'll make everything safer.
Everything they do is so ridiculous and so emotional and they're just like children that can't grow up or something.
They're just morons.
I think I just tweeted.
I mean, think about what they've done in the last two years, okay?
These are the people that want us to think they're serious about gun violence.
They're dead serious about criminal activity.
Wide open border with millions coming in.
No cash bail, which means these people can rob a bank, get no cash bail, get up and rob another bank, then rob another bank in the same day.
That happened in New York, by the way.
And then, okay, what are they doing all around the country in the cities?
They're releasing tens of thousands of violent criminals early.
Just put them out in the middle of the street.
And all these things the Democrats do, and then all of a sudden, oh, we care about gun violence.
They don't.
They don't care about it at all, in fact.
This is just another opportunity to get out there in the spotlight and get their base off the bench.
That's all this is about.
You saw it perfectly with opportunist Beto O'Rourke yesterday.
I love that you've named the show today Dork O'Rourke.
I then named him Dork O'Rourke.
Good Bit him better.
He's such a dork.
Oh, he is.
He really is.
I mean, this guy is such an opportunist and it's so bad to see because to do what he did when they were having a press conference for political gain was absolutely just atrocious.
I don't care what side of the aisle you're on.
And I've talked to a lot of people that are Democrats and liberals since then because, of course, everything on everybody's mind is this whole shooting and why it happened, how it happened, all that mess.
But no one likes what he did.
It was so disrespectful.
It was so rude.
It was just awful.
It was what it was.
I mean, you saw him for what he is.
Well, that's all he's good at, isn't it?
I mean, that right there is his skill set.
That's the only skills he's got is trying to disrupt people and complain and bitch about what everybody else does.
He's a billionaire kid, spoiled brat, rotten trust fund baby who's never had a job.
What jobs he had?
He's been running for office for the last 12 years.
He's lost every single...
He wants to run for president, he loses.
He runs for governor, he loses.
He runs for senator, he loses.
He runs for Congress, he loses.
His job, I guess, is losing damn elections.
Right.
You know, what do you do in your application?
I lose elections.
Exactly.
And now, all of a sudden, he's the guy in the audience that goes there just to disrupt.
I mean, he's not even somebody that you could take seriously now.
Honestly, he's a heckler.
That's it.
In 2016, they put him on the cover, a member of all these magazines.
And he's the next JFK. Give me a break.
He's the next KFC. Kentucky Fried Chicken.
And remember, JFK would always stand on tables and stuff when he was campaigning.
I don't know if you know that.
But so he decided to do it, you know, because everything's a cliche and they have no imagination.
So he gets up and every speech he gives as president, he's sticking his nuts in everybody's face.
Oh my God.
Here's my nuts.
Vote for me for president.
I mean, you really can't make this stuff up because I'm going to let you read this particular title here.
But do you remember when he wrote the poem asking Cal to wax my ass and scrub my balls?
Do you remember that?
I do.
This is that guy.
Unfortunately, it's in my memory card and I can't get rid of it.
I swear, I thought you were going to actually name the show this as a reminder to everyone.
But then again, why burn it into everyone's brain like that?
Seriously, you aren't cruel.
But yes, this is an excerpt from a poem that can be viewed below.
All right, so...
Here he goes.
How can you take this man seriously?
He says, This is the guy, okay?
This is the guy.
Imagine him trying to run a state.
I'm telling you, this guy has never been in charge of one person in his life.
He's never run a business.
He ain't got a clue what he's good at.
He stayed in college forever, was in a college band, dressed up like women, did this.
I mean, he stayed in college forever on his trust fund, you know, like they always do, and got out and tried to run for office for a living.
I mean, the guy's never had a job.
He's the next Bernie Sanders.
Oh my gosh, he's so bad.
The dude's a billionaire, and I don't care.
You know, some people can't afford to get things fixed, and I don't ever bag on anybody.
I try not to bag on looks, but it's hard.
But the dude's got, like, rotten teeth, and he's a billionaire, and he won't fix them.
I mean, how's he going to fix...
Seriously, how's he going to fix...
The problems of the state when he won't even fix his teeth.
And he's a billionaire.
Look, even Hunter, the biggest crackhead with rotten meth mouth.
Even meth mouth Hunter got new teeth.
Exactly.
And believe me, you're not the only one that is staring at the problem.
Yeah.
These teeth.
All right, so dumbass.
Beavis and butt head.
That's Beavis.
That's Beavis.
Dumbass Photoshop.
They actually said, for every 1,000 likes, I'll make Beto's teeth even more ghastly.
All right, so here you go.
And he said he stole this idea from Mostly Peaceful.
So you've got a couple of them here.
All right, here's one.
And you can just tell that looks like Beavis right there.
And then you have this one here, a little bit larger.
And he's just having fun with this whole thing.
But it's funny because you're right.
I mean, these look like Hunter Bidens.
Them are underbidens.
Them are on his laptop.
He's like, look at my nubs.
Exactly.
And then you've got this one here with, you know, some cartoon.
And then you've got AOC, right?
They could be related.
She's got the donkey teeth.
Did you see AOC? She did one of her famous videos, you know, at home where she's drunk.
And she's always just, like, literally, like, everyone knows that the mass, like, majority of, like, literally, you know, mass shootings and domestic terrorism is white supremacy.
Look at the numbers.
Look up the numbers.
Like, literally.
And so...
I looked them up.
Let's see how many mass shootings last year, you know, which is three or more people.
And I looked it up.
72, 76% blacks, 12% whites, 12% Asian, I mean Hispanics, and way down at the bottom, like 2% Asian.
There they are.
We looked it up.
Yeah.
I looked it up.
And that's the thing.
And I actually watched that.
Because of you, I saw that you were tweeting about it, and I went, okay, so let me go see what she said.
And I do have that drunk conversation she had with whoever.
Like, literally like.
Oh, yeah.
Here she is on White Supremist.
You know, it's funny.
It's like, I find it really interesting that people think that, like, spreading and discussing.
Like?
Like.
Realities and how we heal from our country's wounds as spreading hate when really what it is like they don't want to be reminded like of the hate that exists and if we aren't willing to confront it it's just gonna keep growing talking about it is not feeding it it's not inciting it white supremacy is a fact it's not just a fact you look at FBI
statistics, which under-report hate crimes.
Police statistics, which also under...
Even all the institutions that under-report hate crimes still has white supremacist groups as by far, by far, the leading driver of domestic terrorism in the United States.
And that's with all the generosity that they get from underreporting.
It's not even close.
It's like the bar of white supremacist violence is like this.
And then it's like all the other categories are like that.
And so it's not inciting anything to talk about that.
There's no what-ifs here.
There's no like, what about Antifa here?
Like, look...
Look at the hand motions.
She just stated a reality is a lie.
Ugh.
Oh.
That's enough.
Oh my gosh.
She's ridiculous.
A lot of people get de-radicalized.
Yeah, you can cut her off.
Just like every Democrat, they don't show you any charts or any facts.
They just say, just look at all the FBI. Literally, it's all white supremacy.
And they under-reported literally.
I mean, number one, you're 30, what, two years old now?
Stop talking like you're a helpless little five-year-old baby, girl.
God.
Unreal.
Do you have to train like you're a five-year-old baby when you talk?
That's her base, though.
And I love that you provided a link with all of your information.
I don't think you're going to get a Christmas card this year.
Here's all the mass murders in 2021.
They have charts of these mass murders on this website that are like, you know, pie graphs and everything.
I mean, they break it down.
You can look to see what race, what age group does the most.
Everything right there.
Yeah.
Yeah, just look it up.
I mean, look at the age groups, and you can see what kind of age group commits the most mass murder.
This is the chart.
Look, you've got 74% black, and you've got 31% Latino here.
You've got white 31%.
Like, look at the FBI. I'm a little six-year-old girl.
I'm innocent.
It's ridiculous.
Well, first off, okay, you know, the FBI is not the source that you would go to, okay?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, the feds, they're creating, they're 86% creating crimes.
That's right.
I mean, that's the whole thing, is who trusts the FBI? Honestly, if you're going to go for statistics, that would not be my go-to.
That's really a shame, too, because no one has any faith in the FBI anymore.
She said, look up the numbers, so I looked them up.
I'm so glad you did.
Look up the numbers.
I'm a six-year-old girl.
You're sorry for me.
Everything I say is nonsense.
So we're not going to have a show named AOC loves cat turd, are we?
Oh, my God.
She is just...
She's, you know, not only dumb, but she puts on this little girl act.
Like, I'm an innocent little girl.
You're 32 years old.
When are you going to stop talking like a six-year-old kid?
Are you ever going to grow up?
Are you ever going to talk like an adult?
My goodness.
That's really, really something.
So where you can find this website, I can see a lot of people are starting to ask.
I will drop it into the chat for you so that you can check it out.
It's mask and then shootings.info.
And I'll just drop it in the chat.
And they have the pictures.
They have their mug shots.
And I mean, that's just a little bit of them on the website.
It shows every, you can go 2019, 20, 21.
And you can get the mugshot.
I mean, they break it down to that.
Every single mass murder.
And you think mass murder is killing more than three people or more.
And, my God, I mean, these are all mentally ill 98% of the time.
When you kill three, four, five, ten people, I mean, I looked it up about how many they killed and stuff.
A lot of these people killed six, seven, eight, four, their whole families, ten.
I mean, I started looking into it today, and these people, and a lot of this doesn't make the news, and you can see why.
Of course.
It would ruin the narrative completely.
It would destroy it.
The mass murders in the United States are about 72, 74, whatever it was, percent blacks.
And you'll never see one of them on the news.
My goodness, that just completely destroys the narrative.
Because that's not what they want you to think.
They want you to think that white man bad, right?
They want you to believe in this whole thing that they have put together, that white supremacists are the real issue here in the United States.
Well, you can just look around and you can figure out that that's not true, okay?
I mean, you can figure that one out real fast.
I went into this with no bias, too.
I had no idea.
Somebody said, hey, man, they got the statistics right here on this.
Just go to this website, man.
They show you mug shots, break down everything.
I was like, okay, let's just see it, man.
I had no idea.
It could have been 80% white fraud.
Who knows?
She said to look into it.
And I'm like, wow!
I'm like, wow, look at this, man.
This is the opposite of what the FBI tells you and the opposite of what the feds tell you and Christopher Stinkin' Ray and AOC and the Democrat Party.
It's just the opposite.
It is the opposite.
But that's the thing.
When I was watching that feed and you see a lot of the comments, a lot of people were saying that's because the information that's out there does not support that.
They were calling her out on it when she was making that video.
That was a live video that she was doing.
And they were saying, there isn't information that supports what you're saying.
And these are her fans.
These are people that support her.
Just there, listening to her say that because it was so off.
I mean, and that's the thing.
People are a lot more educated now than I think they have been in a really long time because they are forced to be.
You have to educate yourself.
That's right.
Social media has opened up that channel.
And then when you combine that with the coronavirus, right, and all of us being locked in our homes, With nothing to do for months, years at a time in some cases, then you find things to read.
And I'll be honest with you.
To me, unless you're like, and even though a lot, it's just a scam anyway.
I always think college is the biggest scam on earth.
They always talk about big pharma and big this and big tech and all the evils and evils.
And there's no racket that robs people of money more than college for nothing.
You don't get nothing out of it.
That's right.
But if you're going to get to me, if you're going to get a business major, or you're going to get whatever, this, you know, just a basic...
It's a thing like business and not really, you know, you're not going to be an architect or an engineer.
But I don't even see why you'd go to college.
You know, when I was a kid, we had, you know, they come to your house and sold you encyclopedias, the Britannical encyclopedias.
And I remember when I first saw my first encyclopedia, I learned so much.
You know, you just look it up and here's some pictures of all the birds in the world.
And, you know, there was no way to get information.
You needed school way more back then.
But now you have this computer sitting there on your desk and you can learn anything you want.
You can come as smart as you want.
I've got a high school education.
I never went to college, but, you know, I taught myself how to write.
I taught myself how to do this.
I taught myself how to do everything.
I teach myself.
I fix everything at my house.
There's nothing...
I don't just Google and figure it out myself.
And you can do that whatever you want to be.
But if you want to go into business, why do you need a college degree for?
You're going to go in and get $150,000, $200,000 in debt?
My God, you could have bought a Subway.
That's right.
You could have bought a subway and you already have your first business for what you just spent on school.
Now you are in business.
You don't need no school to tell you how to be.
You'll learn.
Oh my gosh, you are absolutely right.
It's right there.
I love that though.
I mean, and I think a lot of people will agree.
I love that you are self-created.
I mean, you did.
You taught yourself how to write and look at what happened.
I mean, you blew up social media like no one I've ever seen before.
You are considered the world's greatest troll, right?
I mean, above and beyond anybody else.
And I think you were named that on Getter, weren't you?
Getter had a contest and they named me Troll of the Year.
So this was all self-created.
You know, not best content, not this, not that.
This is the best damn troll in the United States.
Oh my gosh.
And plus, I mean, you see what happens.
It would be really interesting to take a couple of classes and maybe we should have you troll some classrooms in college or something, Cat Turd.
Oh, they wouldn't want me in there arguing with them professors because they'd be saying it nonsense.
I'd be...
They want sheep just nodding their head.
That's right.
That's exactly what they're after.
They're after the sheep.
But, you know, if you're young and you want to do something, you have this ability, you know, and you just have to work harder than everybody else.
You know, while everybody's out partying, while everybody's out drinking, you're at home studying and figuring out what you want to do.
And you can work 100 hours a week on it.
You know, you can work and work and you're going to be successful if you do this on anything you want to do.
I don't care what it is.
I don't care if you want to, you know, do a retail shop, anything you want to do.
I don't care if you want to build furniture, whatever you want to do, you can figure it out and learn it and teach yourself.
And you don't need it.
Why do you need a professor to tell you?
You have this computer.
You can literally look up anything.
You can study medical books.
You can learn how to stitch your own arm up.
There's nothing you can't learn.
And it's right there at your fingertips.
And all you have to do is work harder than the next person.
And you're going to be successful every time.
And they don't teach kids that.
You know what they teach kids now?
How to be victims.
You're a victim.
You're a victim because you're color.
You're a victim because you're transgender.
You're a victim.
That's all they teach them.
That's all they teach them in college, that you're a victim.
You're a victim.
You're never going to make it in life.
And when you teach people that, you're never going to be.
And I'm going to tell you something.
If you claim victim status, which is probably about 70% of kids now, You're never going to be a success in life because victims don't run companies and victims don't make money and victims don't have nice houses and victims don't have a nice car.
They don't.
You're a victim.
You're just going to sit around saying, oh, woe is me.
Yeah, that's one way.
And then the other way that you can not be successful is feeling like you have to identify as something and playing into that game as well, as if that's your ID, if that is really who you are.
They're teaching people that.
They're supposed to basically say how they identify in some kind of course of conversation.
I identify as something.
What?
What?
You can do anything.
You just have to apply yourself.
And I'm telling you, it's exciting when you learn, too.
I don't try to tell too much inside baseball, but when I wrote Rabbit Skin, I hadn't written in a long time.
My writing skills were terrible.
I mean, there's no way I could even tweet it was so bad, you know, and I'm spilling theirs wrong, for God's sakes, and yours.
You know what I mean?
It was that bad.
Sure.
I got lucky and I had an editor that...
I'm not going to say, but he's edited some famous books before that, you know, of some people that you would know in science fiction.
You know, the best science fiction writers in the country.
And he took my book on and he edited it.
And when it came back, it came back with 25 pages.
And he said...
You know, it basically said this.
It said, this is one of the best stories I've read in 10 years.
The story is unbelievable.
I mean, you know, but you're writing, you know, you're English.
You're just, you're writing.
Not your writing is good.
It's just that, you know, just the English part of it.
So your grammar just sucks.
Basically, you suck.
You need to practice basics.
And he took the time to write out this 25-page thing and said, do this, do this, don't do that.
And it was kind of like my writing Bible.
Instead of like...
Oh man, you know how some people do.
When you take criticism the right way and you look at like, yeah, man, this was nice of this guy to do that.
I do need improvement in that area.
I do believe in this story and I do believe I can come up with good stories.
And so I spent like a year just practicing writing and going on computer and giving myself English classes.
And getting on computer and writing and rewriting one sentence over and over a hundred different ways.
Writing a paragraph a hundred different ways and reading it from all angles.
And did exactly what he said.
And then I rewrote the book.
And when I rewrote it this time, I was getting there as a writer.
And in rabbit skin, I'm kind of there.
And now I feel like I'm pretty close to there.
A couple of years later, really practicing.
That's how you have to do it.
It takes a long time.
It takes years of dedication and hard work.
But if you want to be something, you have to put time in at it and you'll be successful.
There's nothing you can't be, especially in this information age right there at the computer.
You can do it.
Don't let these people make you victims.
Don't let them bring you down.
You just have to work harder than the next person.
And you have to be focused.
You have to say, this is what I want.
And you have to stay focused on that.
You can't be wishy-washy.
You know these people.
They change what they want to do in life every five months until they're 50, and it's too late.
Well, they do that, though.
I mean, do you remember 2016 when Hillary Clinton, we would go up against all of Hillary Clinton trolls, and they were the, seriously, they were the spelling police.
I mean, that's all they did, is if you misspelled one word, ooh, you know, you were completely discredited.
Even though your information was good.
And then they started all of these different polls and all these different information.
They would gather all this information about how many uneducated Trump supporters there were.
And that they weren't the sophisticated class.
They were the class of Country Bunkins and people that didn't finish high school.
That was the idea, was to paint them in this light, to show them this light, in that light, to discredit what they were saying.
Because what they were saying was spot on.
And the reach that they had was incredible.
And the personalities and the memes, like you said, I mean, the right cannot meme.
I mean, the left cannot meme.
The right can't.
You have to start with humility and humor to do that.
And they don't have either one.
That's right.
They don't.
And they don't know how to communicate.
They absolutely do not know how to communicate.
It's all emotions.
It's all emotions.
It's emotional breakdown after emotional breakdown after emotional breakdown.
Precisely.
They can't just talk.
Precisely.
And I think it's really funny that we're talking about AOC because you did write The Adventures of Calpart.
Literally.
Oh, yeah.
Cat turd.
I mean, this is what we have, but she's a perfect example.
I mean, here she is.
AOC wants to sell her Tesla after Elon Musk teased her online.
Okay?
She wants to get rid of it.
This is from the Daily Wire.
I'm going to get rid of my Tesla, like literally.
Like now.
He made fun of me.
She's just a baby and she's dumb.
And the reason you stay dumb and you stay with the same mindset when you're 16 is because you never admit you're wrong.
You can't learn unless you admit you're wrong.
And you have to have self-humility when you're teaching yourself anything.
So she's been right about every single thing.
And she's never admitted she's wrong one time.
She never apologizes.
So therefore, she don't grow any.
She's just as dumb now as she was.
16, 18 years ago.
She's no different.
And she's going to be that dumb.
And she's going to be an Elizabeth Warren when she gets that old and still dumb and running her mouth and not knowing what the hell she's saying.
Zero experience in life because she can't shut up long enough to learn anything.
Well, and she can't look at the issues and weigh them out.
She's so driven by her politics that she really doesn't take a look herself to say, hey, you know what?
This makes a lot more sense than that.
It's just silly.
And like you said, I mean, she's 32 years old.
Come on.
I mean, you grow up after a certain amount of time.
I'm not seeing that.
She's still talking like she's 18 years old.
So, I don't know.
I really don't know.
Probably younger.
Oh my gosh.
So she bought her Model 3 Tesla back in 2020, which now sells for about $46,990.
I thought she was from the Bronx.
Poor girl from the Bronx.
Man, come on.
She never had a disposal either.
She bought them $200,000 cars left and right.
Exactly.
Didn't know how to use it at all.
None of this.
Well, now all of a sudden, because he made fun of her, he said, basically, you want to date me?
Ha ha ha!
She now wants to get rid of her car.
She couldn't handle it, so she doesn't like driving it anymore.
She just don't believe in global warming now.
Oh, of course not.
Right.
Yeah.
Just ridiculous.
I mean, that's the one thing.
I swear I laugh every single time I think back on the show when you said, oh my gosh, when Elon came out and said he was going to buy Twitter.
And you said, oh, think of all the babies that are driving to Twitter headquarters right now in their Tesla.
Yeah.
All...
All the employees you know, like half of them got Teslas in there.
After he bought it, and he said he's going to fire thousands, and they got to drive that Tesla every day and see that name Tesla and crank that Tesla and look at Tesla on their key.
You know what I mean?
That's right.
Look at it when they wake up.
Look at it when they're driving.
Look at it when they go to bed.
And just know that Elon Musk has his money.
You know, he's sitting on it.
Well, well, wherever he is right there.
So I loved this.
I wanted to get your take on this.
This is breaking news that Jack Dorsey is leaving Twitter's board immediately.
He's gone.
Yeah, he's gone.
This happened yesterday.
But it looks like they're pushing him out because he also agreed with Elon Musk about getting rid of President Trump on Twitter was a huge mistake and others.
Of course it was.
Of course.
You can't just keep doing these things.
You lose trust and faith and then you can't ever get it back.
And we know, look at right now.
I mean, I couldn't get a follower if I tried.
I get 2,000 followers a day, and I just watch them go 100 up, 100 down, 100 up.
They just take my followers.
They just got somebody sitting there.
Every time I get 100, pushing down 100, pushing down 100.
And you can't run a company like six-year-old little kids in the playground because somebody took your lollipop away.
And that's what these little bitty babies are doing.
They're little babies.
They can't handle any criticism.
They can't handle conservatives because our accounts are bigger and we're more successful than them.
They can give themselves followers and we're still more successful than them.
They can't handle it.
So what do they do?
They start banning hundreds of thousands of people because they can't handle that we defeat them on their own platform daily.
Have you realized the fact that they are so miserable and yet we're so happy?
I mean, honestly, we don't have all three branches of government right now, right?
I mean, what happened to us is like one of the most traumatic situations ever for what happened in 2020.
And how they stole that among all these other...
Yeah, they stole that at all the other races as well.
I mean, and it wasn't just on one side of the aisle.
As you know, it happens on both sides of the aisle.
The Uniparty is very much in control, and they put whoever they want in place.
It's becoming more and more apparent...
It's just these over-educated brats, and they're never going to be happy.
Liberalism, I told people years ago, you can give liberals anything they want.
You can just say, what's going to make you happy in life?
You want a million dollars?
Okay, here's a million dollars.
Okay, I want a Tesla.
Okay, here's a Tesla.
I want a beach house.
Here's your beach house.
I want this.
Oh, here's that.
And they're going to complain the whole next day from the time they get up, time they go to bed.
My beach house, now I got sand in my bed.
Exactly.
My Tesla wouldn't start.
Now I got to get a new battery.
I mean, they're born to cry.
All they do is bitch and whine and moan and groan 24-7.
That's all they can do.
They're miserable people.
They are absolutely miserable to the core, and they're not going to change.
They are the Karens.
I'm telling you, they are the Karens of the world.
I see them here in Hollywood.
Their males are Karens, and their females are like Blarens.
Oh, definitely.
Oh my gosh.
But you know what?
I'm starting to see it here in the city.
It's really interesting because of this administration and because of what a disaster it is, people are actually even more on edge than they normally would be living in the city.
I'm seeing it everywhere I go.
People are short of patience.
They're upset.
I mean, things aren't moving fast enough.
They can't get in or out of a store quick enough.
Nothing is going right.
You're starting to see these mini meltdowns.
Your head's on a swivel so you don't get carjacked, robbed, killed, shit on, stuck with a needle.
Any of the above could happen in LA on any given moment.
But you're starting to see it.
And it is a result of this administration.
It truly is.
And here they've got it all, right?
They got the guy they wanted.
A lot of these people voted for him, right?
But they're unhappy.
They don't like what's going on.
I wonder how bad it's going to get before you say, I got to move.
Well, I'm close, but I have a job.
Yeah, well.
There's jobs all over the country.
I have a job, so until I can set something else up, I have to continue on with what I'm doing right now, because it really is, it's a big move, and where I would like to go is your neck of the woods in Florida, or some other southern state, a red state for sure.
I would love to make that change, but right now I'm just, ugh, I'm stuck.
I'm just stuck, but anyway.
Well, maybe we'll syndicate our podcast sometime.
That's all you have to do.
Then you'd be gone in a second.
You'd be, bye.
See you later.
Bye.
That would be great.
Everybody write what they say LA stands for now.
In the chat?
See what everyone says LA stands for.
Okay, let's see what people say that LA stands for.
I say it stands for a lubricated ass because that's what you need when you go there.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, so Oliver says loser area.
That's a good one.
Let me see what else we have going on.
See, they're on a little time delay, so they're working on it.
But loser area is definitely a good one.
Land of fruits and nuts.
That's another one.
Lost assholes.
Thank you, White Week 1776.
Of course, I had to say it.
Lonely A.H.s.
How's that?
Lame A.H.s.
Okay, a lot of A.H.s.
Loser Alley, Lost Area, a whole bunch of stuff.
You gotta react.
Lousy.
Okay, now I'm over there on Rumble.
Lousy area.
Lost a-holes.
Lost always.
Wow.
Yeah.
I know.
You got that one.
You ever heard the big apple?
This is a lousy apple.
Loser algorithm.
Oh my gosh.
Lame ass.
All right.
Litter arena.
Yeah, that's a good one too.
Litter arena.
Ass hats.
Yeah.
Good job, everyone.
They can just keep going.
Oh my.
See, that's how quick conservatives are funny.
You know, you do that.
You say that to liberals and you say, do it.
Why would I ever do that?
That's so mean.
Boo, boo, boo.
And they just, I don't, they're overeducated, number one, and they go into these college, they get, they're already brainwashed when they get there.
And then they, you know, they want to call us, like you were saying, hey, Seed Hicks, dumb, uneducated, you didn't even have college, cat turd, you're an idiot.
Yeah, maybe I didn't go to college, but I don't think men can get pregnant.
How's that?
Right.
Right.
So you're not a biologist.
Yeah.
At least I don't think men can get pregnant and have periods and there's 15,000 genders and cow farts are going to destroy that planet Earth in 12 years.
Isn't that just ridiculous?
They're morons!
They are!
They're so out there.
I can't figure out anything.
Nothing at all.
In fact, I have one for that.
But I just, real quick, I would just want to thank PatriotMom1976.
She donated to the show today.
And we also have a lot of new pledgers for the month over on Patreon on our website, InTheLitterBox.com.
And I just wanted to give a special shout out to them.
The Claw, Gary Poysic, Gordo.
The Claw.
Or a movie.
Trisha Helwig and Bob Dalek also contributed for the month and so just wanted to say thank you for that.
Silent Night, he's just doing great.
He just donated again.
He's always donating to this show.
Silent Night, thank you.
And he says the Jules Relocation Fund starts here.
He's helping me with my move, I guess.
I'd love to get out of L.A. There's nothing here anymore.
It's really sad, and it's getting worse.
You want to talk about the mental issues, especially when you're talking about gun violence.
How long has it been since you talked to an alpha male?
Oh my gosh.
Besides you?
Exactly.
I've got handsome, you know.
He's an alpha.
But the cute little guy, that's my dog, for those of you that don't know.
He only weighs three pounds and he's more alpha than every male in LA. Yes, he is.
He's got a deeper bark, too.
I mean, he can handle himself just fine.
Thank you very much.
He's a good little guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, you see it in the area.
It's just completely declining in all kinds of ways.
You're seeing the tent cities there.
They're getting worse.
Crime is up, of course.
I can't walk to my car without somebody in my building, you know, saying, can I escort you out there?
Now it's dark.
It's not safe.
And you can see why.
I'll open up my balcony and I can hear people screaming, right, because they're on the street and they haven't had their medication.
And you always know when it's quiet time of the month is when everybody's medicated.
And then when they're getting towards the end of the month, they're off their meds.
And that's where it came from.
They're off their meds.
That's why.
Their meds being cracked.
Exactly.
Their meds being cracked.
Meth.
It's awful.
Heroin.
Yeah, I mean, it's really bad.
So there's all kinds of things that are going on, but the whole anti-science and the funny thing is, is that they've been talking about it forever and you don't need an education to realize that this is the biggest scam in history.
Check out this clip.
We have, according to the best scientists in the world, we have 12 years What they're telling us is if we don't get our act together in the next seven or eight years...
Is that the scientists are telling us that if we don't act incredibly boldly within the next six, seven years...
We're confronting climate change before it is too late within the ten years that we have left to us.
The world is going to end in 12 years if we don't address climate change.
How dare you!
It's, you know that movie, The Day After Tomorrow?
It's today.
You have stolen my dreams.
Science tells us we have nine years.
There will be no future for the Bronx.
There will be no livable future for generations.
This is a climate damn emergency.
Iowa, Nebraska, broad swaths of the Midwest are drowning right now underwater.
Farms, towns that will never be recovered and never come back.
We are talking about severe droughts which prevent farmers in the Midwest from going to food that we need.
We're talking about extreme weather disturbances.
The science is clear.
But what this moment is about, Joe, is that the scientists are telling us they underestimated the severity of the crisis.
In the ten years that we have left to us, as the science and scientists tell us.
As the answer, we need, we need other industries to transition to get to ultimately a complete zero emissions by 2025.
We need to cut global emissions in half by 2030.
Mashed potato face.
It's not a question of re-entering the Paris, of course.
That's fine.
Who cares?
And it's been, nobody knows how to get rid of Isn't this ridiculous?
There are people that actually fall for this mess.
Imagine how dumb you'd have to be to believe that.
You'd have to be so dumb that it's hard to believe you can even get dressed in the morning.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, it's really embarrassing.
It really is.
And so when the clock ticks away, what do they do?
Okay, when these talking points are no longer relevant, then they change the name.
So all of a sudden, now it's a climate crisis.
It's no longer climate cooling or global warming.
It's an emergency.
Yeah, they just keep adding it.
Climate disaster, climate emergency.
It's going to be Climate Mania 2025.
I can't believe there's going to be somebody.
This was...
Seven years ago.
I can't believe there's anybody going to be left on the planet in 10 years.
Right.
And, you know, all they have to do, because it's so easy to change the climate, that if you give Democrats all your money, they got a little room.
And they go back there, and there's a little red button.
And they go, okay, push the button.
But I have to have at least $4 billion.
And if you give me $4 billion, I'm going to go push that button.
And I'm going to lower the sea levels.
I'm going to stop floods.
I'm going to stop weather, basically, from ever happening again to you.
Oh, exactly.
But yet they're going to put their mansions right there on the line.
That's what you learn in college.
These are the people that call us dumb.
That's what you learn in college right there.
And they all believe it.
And it's just pounded in their head by the time they're first grade, second grade.
The day of government schools is going to be over soon.
There's five million kids now getting homeschooled.
A lot of people, if you can afford it, you know...
They send them to private school.
A lot of people can't afford it.
But this government schools and the government, it's just a bunch of brainwashed.
You know, you used to could trust them.
We are kids.
You can't anymore.
What are they teaching them?
They're teaching them transgender rights at five years old in kindergarten.
They're teaching them climate.
They're all going to die.
These poor little kids don't have a chance.
They teach them all day that there's nobody on the planet going to be alive in 10 years.
That cow farts are going to destroy themselves.
That men can have babies.
That confuses the shit out of them when they're little.
And then they're talking about, you know, their sex life.
The teachers are talking about their sex life when they're in the first grade.
And then they're masking them while adults don't have to mask.
I mean, these kids don't have a dent.
No wonder there's so much mental illness.
So no wonder suicides are through the woods.
Exactly.
I mean, God dang, leave the kids alone, man.
You're monsters.
Stop screwing with them.
Let them be kids and play and have fun and enjoy their childhood before they have to get older and deal with you liberal assholes.
That's exactly it.
I mean, that is exactly it.
This is what's wrong, and it is causing a huge problem here.
I mean, those same people that were sitting there warning everybody about the climate emergency and everything else.
Barack Obama, look at the top here of this screen.
This is where he lives, right?
Right on the water.
Nancy Drunklosi, there she is, right?
Right on the water.
Right on the water.
And then you've got Bill Gates.
Okay, you just saw him in the video.
Same deal, San Diego, right on the water.
But they think that you're going to be happy no matter what.
And this was interesting.
I loved your response.
This was a couple of days ago, but it never gets old.
Mark Sisson says, this is your daily allotment of red meat under the proposed climate-safe nutritional guidelines.
Nope, and you're in the middle finger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not happening.
God dang.
I guess they think everybody's going to be a cow, and they're just going to go out in their fields and graze every day, and that's going to make them happy.
Oh my gosh.
This is what they think.
And this is the kind of control that they want to have.
That's the scary part.
Al Gore won awards for that inconvenient truth.
I mean, this guy won awards for that thing.
I mean, he won Pulitzer Prizes and stuff.
And he got...
I mean, it's ridiculous.
Everything he won.
And didn't he get a...
What do you call it?
A... A prize, I'm sure.
Yeah, Pulitzer Prize.
Sure he did.
But he said in that movie that if we don't act, which we didn't, that Miami and New York would be underwater by 2012.
Underwater, totally.
And they actually believe, oh my God, we're going to all drown.
AOC, the Midwest is going to be underwater if we don't control cow farts.
Cow farts, I'm telling you, they think the only animal that farts is cows.
Yeah, 2007 he was awarded.
I mean, what's worse, cow fart or elephant fart?
And the LFRs are fine.
Gosh, they even ruin awards.
You know that?
The Nobel Peace Prize.
They even ruin it.
Everything's fake.
They literally make up awards to give to themselves.
And they do.
They're award shows.
They make up awards.
And then they sit around in a room.
They all get dressed up.
And then they clap.
And then they get up there and wag their finger and lecture the little people while they're doing it.
I mean, they're sick, disgusting people.
I can't stand Hollywood.
Oh, it's something.
I'm really lucky because I don't know.
I don't watch, as everyone knows, I don't watch shows.
I don't watch, you know, I don't, nothing like that.
And so I don't know who a lot of people are.
So when I do go to a party, I will talk to anybody, just like they're anybody.
It doesn't matter to me.
I don't, I don't know who anyone is.
I can't recognize them anyway.
And so later on, I'll have a friend of mine that'll pull me aside and say, do you know who you were just I'm like, no, I had no idea.
And really, who's that?
What did they do that was so significant?
Why is that such a big deal?
Because I won't know who they are.
I'll just have a nice conversation.
You know who that was?
I don't know who it was.
It was Brad Pitt.
I have no idea who anyone is.
And then I'll find out later.
I'm like, okay, well, that's nice.
I mean, it seems like a nice enough person.
We didn't talk about politics.
Oh my gosh, don't do that here.
Everybody pretty much knows better.
Unless you just want to kind of...
Did you see Kevin Spacey?
The pedo creep?
Wow!
Yeah, he got charged with...
I mean, he got charged in this country with raping boys and stuff and sexually assaulting kids.
And then suddenly they all went away, remember?
Because he settled with them.
He paid them.
Paid them off.
He paid them off.
Absolutely paid him off.
And you can't blame some of these kids if he messed with them or whatever.
I mean, it's already been done.
They're older now.
And are they, you know, and a guy, I'll give you $5 million.
Just shut up and make it go away.
Some people call them sellouts and stuff.
But for me, I look at it a different way.
I mean, it's already happened.
And then, you know, you're going to get up there and, you know, it's going to be all over the news.
You're going to be famous for all the reasons you don't want to be.
And you're going to have to relive that pain over again.
And, you know, it's a hard decision for these people.
They went through it, and I think they should make the decision they want.
If they want the money, money.
If they want to criminally prosecute is more important, they should do it.
But that's their choice for what they went through.
That's exactly right.
I mean, the damage is done at that point, and they have to figure out how they're going to move forward with it, what they need in order to get through it all.
He's a creepy little...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he is the worst of the worst.
He can't keep his hands...
Off the young boys.
He can't do it.
He cannot.
And he's got quite, like you said, an extensive history of it.
It's obvious now.
Three men in the UK from 2005.
We don't have to say alleged on this show because we don't have any sponsors.
We can say what the hell we want.
Right.
That's right, too.
Just let it go.
So from 2005 to 2013, he has been charged with sexually assaulting three men in the UK. So Spacey, who is 62, was also charged with causing a person to engage in penetrative sexual activity without consent.
So that's rape.
Man, that's the most sugar-coated version of rape I've ever heard of.
Isn't that ridiculous?
Who's writing this?
Oh, okay, yeah, of course.
Alright, it's NBC, so of course they're going to do that.
Yep, yep, there you go.
They make rape sound like it's fun, almost.
I know.
I mean, my God, just say it's rape.
They're not going to do that.
Of course not.
This is one of their own.
Good lord.
So bad.
So they're going to, the alleged assaults happened in March 2005 in London against one person.
Another Epstein pal, by the way.
Oh, very good friend.
Yes.
And then another one happened in London in August 2008, and it was also alleged sexual activity without consent.
Also in 2008 was reportedly by the same alleged victim.
Why would you go anywhere near that person again?
If I saw that person again, I would hightail out.
People tweet all the time, are they ever going to get anybody?
They've got Epstein, you know, they killed him, and then the madam, they convicted her, and then not one person who's went to that island has been convicted.
I said, I'm saying, well, how do you think they're going to get convicted?
All the judges and DAs and all them people that are in charge of all this, they're the ones going to the island.
That's it.
I mean, they're all in on it.
They were all there.
Oh my gosh.
It's sick.
It is sick.
Yeah, they're all there.
I mean, this is what they do.
And they had an opportunity to get that information out from the madam, from Madam Maxwell.
And they left all of that on the table.
Why?
Because there are notable names, people that run this country who were on that list as pedophiles.
And instead of making the public aware of it, they kept that also secret.
And you also had the lawyers that were involved in that whole thing, too.
They just covered it up.
One of them was Coney's daughter.
She prosecuted that case.
Bill Clinton could walk there in his sleep.
He's been there like 36 times.
That was logged.
He was one of the main creeps.
Think about if you're a Democrat.
How many people did Bill Clinton rape?
We need a Broderick.
On our show one time, told the whole story of when he raped her.
And yes, he raped her.
Yes, he did.
And she described, I mean, and it was hard for her and it was hard for us to even listen to, but she described the whole day, the whole thing that happened, every little detail of it.
Well, and that's the whole thing.
This is when we go back and we start talking about this two-tiered system, right?
Because we definitely have it.
And a lot of these people are never, ever going to have to have any kind of consequences as a result of it.
Ever.
I mean, when you look at the trial that is going on right now.
Until they burn in hell, then they will.
Right.
That's the only time is when they meet their maker.
And I don't wish that on anyone because there is going to be a judgment day and that's going to be where they're judged.
So I feel and have comfort in that, knowing that that's what's going to happen in the end.
But, you know, it's really interesting with Juanita Broderick.
I'm glad you brought her up because she truthed yesterday.
She said, you know what's absolutely laughable about the Sussman trial?
The judge is married to Lisa Page and Merrick Garland performed the wedding.
You can't make this shit up.
Are you serious?
I'm not kidding.
This is what we're talking about here.
This is how corrupt they are.
And then the judge, if they were Clinton donors, for the first time in history, they wouldn't let the prosecutors have their own jurors.
They were blocking them, saying, nope, they're on there anyway.
I'm telling you, I forgot the exact details that I read, but one of the jurors...
It's on the Sussman's kid and their kid are on the same ball team.
Sure, with the crew team, right?
They're on crew together.
I mean, this is how it goes there.
There's no way they're going to make a convention.
This is a kangaroo court from hell in reverse.
That's it.
That's it.
So here you go.
I mean, this is what she re-truthed over there, Juanita Broderick.
And she says just exactly that.
And it is laughable.
It's laughable and it's so sad.
It truly is because you're not going to get any justice out of this.
These are going to be the same offenders over and over and over again.
They can do anything.
They can rape, commit murder, anything.
All of it.
And they never get swept under the rug.
How many has committed treason when it comes to Trump?
I mean, you know, they spied on him.
They framed people.
The FBI is out there doing Lord knows what.
Setting up fake kidnapping plots.
Not one of them agents they ever go down.
They're leaders.
It all goes back to one of the most rotten people in U.S. history, Christopher Wray.
He's one of the most rotten, corrupt people we've ever had in this country.
And I hope when history books ever get written, if they ever get written fairly, that it's going to show that he's one of the most corrupt traitors that we've ever had in this country.
Totally.
I mean, it is death.
He lies.
He sits up there under oath and lies and lies and lies and lies and he knows he's never going to get caught.
And he's running the FBI, like the KGB for the Democrat Party.
They're doing nothing but attacking political opponents.
They're framing people.
Cheryl Ackerson yesterday said they tried to plant porn, child porn, on her husband's thing.
And you want me to support them?
Hell no!
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Well, I just want to give a quick little shout out to Hobbit for DJT. And she also does the promos for our guests that are coming on the show.
And she says they all need to be drug tested.
And then we also got another donation over here from Burrito Boy.
The guests on our show need to be?
Well, she does a great job with, like, the promo videos announcing them and everything.
Hobbit does an awesome job.
But she's saying that the people in our government need to be drug tested, all of them.
And I totally agree.
They need to be.
I don't understand why they don't have to prove that they're not on something.
I need to give Nancy Pelosi a breathalyzer.
No!
At 8 o'clock at night.
God, she gets drunk and slurs her word.
She's wasted Eddie.
Drunk Losey.
You named her Drunk Losey, and I have just said that because it's perfect.
It's absolutely perfect for her.
And then Burrito Boy just also donated to the show, and he just has a smiley face, Jules, with a gem.
But this is some interesting stuff.
You know, we start talking about all of these different things that have occurred, okay, and how we don't trust the FBI. Well, a friend of mine sent this to me.
Uvaldi, Salvador, Ramos.
All right.
How, why, when, and where?
And here are just some basic questions.
Ramos was a known psych case to the community who provoked flights, cut his face with knives, drove around shooting cars and people with BB guns, threatened people starting fights, and He has been reported to his local Leo.
Was he in-house?
Why wasn't he flagged in NICS? Ramos was living with his grandparents.
What event at home prompted him to move to the grandparents' house?
The grandfather was an ex-felon and prohibited possessor.
Did Ramos use this address to purchase the firearms on the 4437?
Where do you get the money?
Yeah, exactly.
Why wasn't this black?
Like ARs and all the ammunition.
$5,000 to purchase two DD rifles, a pistol, an ammo.
Same one 18-year-old that works part-time at a fast food or something that can come up with five grand.
Exactly.
I never met one.
None of it adds up ever with these people.
It doesn't make sense.
And where was the local SWAT response?
Why weren't they there?
Why did he purchase some of the most expensive firearms in the market?
And how was that decision made?
Who knew?
After he purchased them, where were they stored?
Who knew he had them?
Who was Ramos in contact with electronically or otherwise before this event?
Was anyone else aware of what was going to happen that did not react?
Also, they're asking here too, has a tox panel been performed?
What drugs were present, if any?
But I don't do any of that crap.
No, of course not.
They want to blame the gun and get rid of it as fast as they can.
And I doubt, is Biden going to even go there?
I mean, it's near the border.
They're Hispanic people.
He probably won't.
It's the only white supremacist cases that he's interested in going to.
That's right.
Now, if he was a white guy, you would have had some real problems there.
Already been there.
Yep.
And so why do political...
Here's another question.
Why do political hacks exploit tragedies like this to further divide the country instead of focusing on the root cause, mental illness?
How to flag these people and get them into...
You gotta be a nut job to go and start shooting children.
I mean, you gotta be crazy.
Crazier than a shithouse rat.
I guess so.
Oh my gosh.
It's just Bezos.
No, Bezos.
Beto.
He looks like a rat.
Oh my gosh.
That just popped into my head.
He looks like a chipmunk.
He does.
What did you say?
Say that again.
I gotta hear that again.
Crazier than a what?
Shithouse rat?
Just saying.
You said that with such authority.
Oh my gosh.
So here we go.
Biden police order is embracing parts of GOP reform bill Dems filibustered in 2020.
This is according to Tim Scott.
I mean, a lot of people are saying, hey, the blood is on their hands.
And it is.
I called it out yesterday.
Yes, you did.
I start Googling stuff, and I'll just Google something and see if it comes up.
And I'll say, I wonder what they've been doing.
Why are they screaming so loud?
Yeah, they've been, of course, they've been doing bills and introducing bills to get cops out of schools.
Jeez.
They want this to happen so they can take rid of guns.
You think they care about criminals?
They don't care about criminals with guns.
Look at their shithole cities.
Look at them.
It's literally the Wild Wild West every Friday and Saturday night at 2 in the morning.
You think they give a damn?
They let these gun criminals out on bail the next day with no bail.
They released them from prison earlier.
They don't care.
This is all about taking guns from law-abiding citizens, period.
Well, you know that Stacey Abrams serves as a board member, right?
Governor of Foundation that supports Abolish the Police.
That should not be news to anyone.
It shouldn't surprise anyone at all.
I mean, this is who they are.
But yet, they're the first ones to go out and have all of this private security and everything else.
I don't know.
We're running out of time, but I did want to mention this.
We're out of time.
Yeah, we are over.
We ran out of it.
We ran.
But real quick, did you see this whole thing with State Farm?
Cat turd?
The hole?
Oh, yeah.
Wasn't that wild?
State Farm sent out a mass email to their staff today.
They retracted it all that they no longer support that program after they were exposed for supporting a project to push.
Not after they were exposed.
After they started going click, click, click, click, click.
Thousands and thousands of people started, you know, yep, you want to support that?
We're out of there.
We'll get another insurance company that doesn't.
Exactly.
Do it every time.
Every time they do this woke crap, especially if it has anything to do with our damn kids, completely.
I don't give a crap how much you like them, how much anything.
Like Disney supporting this crap, don't go there.
I don't care how much you love it.
You can't do it.
You have to make a stand right now.
If you can't just do them little simple things, I mean, what are you going to do when China invades over here?
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
You have to take a stand and defeat this stuff in your own little way.
And your little way is with your wallet.
That's the only thing that they pay attention to.
And so I'm going to play this quick little video.
It's really great.
And it's really highlighting what happened as a result of people doing just that.
Kevin.
So, I see you're becoming a teenager.
Been walking around acting all cavalier.
I think it's about time we had that talk about the Hawks and the Hornets.
No way.
Dad, I'm not gonna talk about that with you.
All right.
Well, our State Farm agent said he'd add you to our car insurance when you're ready to drive.
But that is not gonna happen unless we read this book, son.
Once upon a time, a Hawk and a Hornet loved each other very much.
State Farm.
Committed to sexualizing your kids.
We even tried to sneak some books about gender into a kindergarten near you.
But we had to pretend we'd changed our minds when some do-goods on social media dropped the dime on us.
We'll see you next time.
Where'd you get all them dimes from?
State Farm.
Committed to sexualizing your kids.
So that got their attention.
That absolutely got their attention.
As it should have.
Because, you know, that's the only thing they pay attention to is whether you like them or not, obviously.
And that's why they want to shut you up on social media.
And their pocketbook.
So hit them where it hurts.
That's a great job by libs of TikTok, by the way.
They did an excellent job with that.
So for everyone, just know that tomorrow we have got Kari Lake who is going to join us on the show.
So excited about that.
Very good friend of Cat Turds, and Patriot Penzi has been helping set that interview up, and so she will be here tomorrow.
Please help us get the word out on all of that.
And other than that, Cat Turd, do you have any other formal announcements before we part?
All out of formal announcements.
I don't think I've ever even made one in my life.
All right, everyone.
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