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Thank you Rand Paul - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 5/13/2022 - Ep. 83
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Today is Friday, May 13th, 2022, episode number 83.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
It's Friday.
Yes, it is.
Friday the 13th, no less.
Oh, Lord.
Yes, and it is Paskankie's last day.
Thank God.
God, she's arrogant, isn't she?
Oh my gosh.
Ding dong, the witch is gone.
I can't on her.
Everybody's like, the other one's just as bad or worse.
I said, well, at least, you know, I don't have to listen to her anymore.
You know, I think that we know exactly what's going to happen to her career after this.
I think she's going to join the ranks of CNN Plus and others that have learned the hard way.
I think this was the largest audience that she's ever received, and it's good that she's gone, because I certainly won't listen to her again, with all of the lies and misinformation.
I don't ever want to hear her.
I don't want to see that snide, I hate everybody and I'm better than everybody else, little rich girl attitude.
Well, that's what she was.
And she was just so rude and condescending.
And it just translated.
It was no different than most of the women they put in some of these positions in the Democrat Party.
I mean, look at Kamala Harris.
Same thing.
The sarcasm, right?
Paskanky, I call her.
Saki.
You've got Hillary Clinton, the leader of the pack.
I mean, all unlikable.
Unlikable, completely.
Donna Brazile, the whole deal.
I mean, you can go on and on and on.
So they have a real problem with likability over there.
I don't understand.
Why do all liberal women look like either Pete Rose, Danny Glover, or...
It's true.
It's the anger.
Or John Denver.
Well, it's the anger.
They all look like John Denver, Pete Rose, or Danny Glover.
Oh my gosh.
Unreal.
Look at Elizabeth Warren.
Same thing.
John Denver.
You're right about that.
Oh my gosh.
Well, today's show, we named it, well, Cat Turd named it Thank You Rand Paul.
And yes, thank you very, very much.
I tweeted out shortly after that, or truthed out because I'm suspended permanently on Twitter, that they should make him Senate Majority Leader.
I mean, he's the only one with the courage to step up.
Why not throw his name into the ring of things?
He's consistent.
Yes, he is.
Whether you love Rand, sometimes he'll do things that makes you mad, and 99% of the time I love him because he's consistent.
He never changes.
He's like his father, Ron Paul.
They have a certain philosophy.
They never change, and it doesn't matter if the Republican or the Democrat Party is pushing something that's ridiculous.
He won't buy into it, and he won't vote for it.
He'll stop it.
So, I mean, you want somebody that's consistent that doesn't sell out, it's Rand Paul.
Whether you like him or hate him, he is the most consistent person up there.
Well, and that's really what we need.
And you know that the Uniparty and the establishment and the rhinos of the party would go absolutely wild crazy mad if he were to put his name in there.
And he should.
I would totally support that effort because, like you said, he's consistent.
You know what you're going to get.
And he's a constitutionalist, which is even more of a reason.
And he's not afraid to talk about it and to bring up the things that the left doesn't want to hear and the rhinos don't want to hear.
This was a huge move.
Senator Rand Paul on Thursday stalled the bill for 40 billion more funding to Ukraine.
So after they passed the $40 billion to Ukraine, and this was Republicans too, the bill passed with all Democrats voting yes and 149 Republicans.
There literally is no longer any pushback on the left on the war in Ukraine.
This means an unlimited supply of money.
They're funding the war.
We're funding that war.
Yes.
Funding it.
Definitely.
All of it.
This is the kind of money that funds a whole war.
It's the kind of money that gives, you know, food to the refugees and stuff.
This is funding the war, the missiles, the tanks, everything.
Thank God for Rand Paul, honestly.
And I didn't know that we had declared war.
When did Congress declare war?
Because they're certainly acting like it.
Well, what do they do with all these spending bills?
They cram them through in the middle of the night.
They're 4,000 pages.
Nobody can read them, and they're done.
And that's what they're trying to do.
And Rand Paul said, no, we're going to talk about this.
We're going to debate it.
It's not going to get rammed through like this.
So, I mean, my God, it's just, they're sitting there talking about inflation.
They won't quit spending money.
They won't quit printing money.
They won't quit spending money.
54, I mean, they've spent 50, with this, they'll be 58 billion.
It's May.
58 billion.
And here, I love the way this article is written.
In a rare showing of public unity, Senator Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and Republican Leader Mitch McConnell took to the Senate floor to press for quick passage of a $40 billion aid bill for Ukraine, but were blocked by GOP Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky, but were blocked by GOP Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky, who is demanding changes to the legislation.
And that is exactly what needs to happen.
He wants oversight.
He wants to see exactly, that's what he's doing, is he wants to see exactly where the funds are going.
What's wrong with that?
That's what we said.
We've been talking about this every single show.
Yeah, I want a complete breakdown of every single dime they spend.
It's just like they're sending it and nobody knows where it's going.
It could be going to Mitch McConnell's house and Joe Biden's house, for all we know.
That's right.
That's what Rand Paul's trying to say.
So, the change is that they would create a Special Inspector General to oversee how the Ukraine military aid is spent.
Members from both parties broadly agree with that notion, but forcing a change to the bill at this stage would be very time-consuming and would slow getting the needed aid to your...
Good!
You know what?
I'm sorry.
Why is it such an emergency?
We just sent them $18 billion.
Exactly.
What did they do with that?
$18 billion.
Well, they went to collect.
You saw Drunk Losi head over to Ukraine shortly thereafter.
Adam Schiff was there.
They've all been making the rounds.
They're going to go get their 50% back.
Sure.
Of course.
We're about to give you $40 billion, okay?
$10 billion comes back to the Democrat Party.
You know that, right?
That's why they want to go as fast as they do.
These are the most rotten people we have in this government I've ever seen in my life.
It absolutely is.
They're rotten to the core.
All of them.
They certainly are.
And they're showing it every single day.
And that's why we need to make sure that we vote a lot of these people out.
So this was really good.
I got this from your page.
You retweeted this from Marjorie.
She retweeted you, I believe, here, too.
Representative Marjorie Taylor Green.
Double trigger.
Yeah, that'll really upset everyone.
Left hates me, but when she retweets us and we get both of us together, that's double hate.
Oh, that's true.
I get double death threats on them days.
Yes.
Well, here it is.
Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene says, but, but, but, Ukraine.
Just imagine if the government leaders who hold power because they were elected by the people actually legislated and voted to fix the things their voters truly care about.
Gee, there's a novel idea.
So here you are.
Here's the latest Pew research on the top 12 things.
And by the way, full disclosure, Pew is one of the most liberal Left-wing, ridiculous research places there are.
So they did the top 12.
The top 12, what's on everybody's mind.
And you know they're going to throw in some left-wing stuff, which if it's a true poet, we'll have some left-wing stuff in there.
Not one thing on Ukraine.
Nobody cares.
Not one thing on abortion.
My word.
So here it is.
In the top 12.
Here it is.
The biggest problems facing the country, and this is inflation.
It tops America's list.
That's pretty much 70% of the country.
That's their number one.
So everybody.
Right.
Then you've got right underneath that, affordability of healthcare at 55.
Violent crime at 54.
Economy, economy.
Gun finance, 51.
Exactly.
The federal budget deficit, 51.
Climate change.
Isn't that funny?
They stuck that somewhere in the middle.
I knew.
They're always going to stick that in a Pew Research thing.
Yeah.
And then you've got the quality of public K-12 schools, 39%.
Illegal immigration is at 38%.
Racism at 35%.
Conditions of roads, bridges, and other infrastructure, 30%.
Unemployment, 23%.
The coronavirus outbreak, 19%.
Interesting, isn't it?
Yeah.
Wow.
We said, I told you when this abortion thing, everybody's panic.
We're going to lose the midterms.
No, we're not.
People, it's all about, they don't have any money right now.
They don't care about any of that stuff.
Look what 70% of the people's number one thing is inflation.
Once they get hit in the pocket and you get hit and I get hit in the pocket, nobody cares about anything like transgender rights.
None of that stuff is going to be, you know, they're going to vote the economy.
It's the economy, stupid.
Always the same thing.
That's right.
I mean, that is the number one thing that faces people every single day, putting gasoline in their car, how they're going to get to work, putting a roof over their head, and food on the table.
I mean, that is it.
And when you have got an inflation problem like we have in this country, you're not worried about what's going on in Ukraine and watching politicians go over there to accept awards and everything else and pat each other on the back.
Going to the green screen in Miami.
We're going to the green screen in Miami.
Either something's wrong with that picture, or Nancy Pelosi's walking around a war zone with high heels and a perfectly clean outfit, and she's not getting any dirt on her, and she's wearing pearls and high heels and a pantsuit.
You ever seen a reporter go into a war zone like that?
Something isn't right about that picture.
There's a lot wrong with those pictures, for sure.
And it shouldn't be any surprise, but you say, imagine that.
This is from Disclosed TV. They are reporting new Ukraine's Zelensky will virtually join Klaus Schwab's annual meeting of the World Economic Forum.
Shouldn't surprise anyone.
We know how these globalists run.
We know who they hang out with.
This shouldn't shock anyone.
Meanwhile, at home, of course, it turns out that the press secretary, who is on her way out, has been lying to us this entire time.
Of course, there are free crack pipes in these safe smoking kits.
Free crack pipes for everybody.
My gosh.
I mean, seriously?
You want to talk about real insult to injury?
Sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm not smoking crack.
Don't lie to me.
No, I am smoking crack.
That was easy.
I wonder if this was done for Hunter in a lot of ways.
You know, Hunter's dad put this through.
So yeah, $30 million worth.
And they were calling it a conspiracy theory.
So I wonder if their accounts are now shut down as a result of all of this.
Because...
Of course not.
Of course not.
not.
The Washington Free Beacon went to five different cities to request safe smoking kits funded by the Biden regime's harm reduction grant program.
The Biden regime has repeatedly denied free crack pipes are included in the smoking kits, right?
She even said that they were never part of the kit.
This is Paskanky, I'm talking about, Saki.
And she blamed it on inaccurate reporting.
The Free Beacon obtained five safe smoking kits from harm reduction organizations, and they all included crack pipes.
There they are.
Yeah.
Yeah, there it is.
Don't believe your eyes, though.
Believe Pisaki, the serial liar.
Geez.
I mean, there it is and all that's going on.
Man, I have to tell everybody what just happened to me because it's killing me.
Okay, I didn't want to say anything unless you wanted to say anything because you are really, really modest.
And so you go ahead and let everybody know what happened while you were gone.
So I have a P.O. box.
It's kind of just for my business and stuff.
And I get returns like every four or five days.
I only check it once a week or so.
So I checked it right when I got out of the hospital, but I've been so busy trying to catch up, I hadn't checked it again in like 10 days or something, whenever, which is a long time for me to check.
I usually check it every four or five days.
So I had an envelope in there, a priority mail, and it was from, you know, 100, 1100 South Ocean Boulevard and Palm Beach.
I'm like, that's Marl Argo.
I think, well, maybe somebody's messing with me.
So I get it out and I get a really nice card.
It says from the office of Donald Trump.
And it has my tweet about inside the package.
It has a tweet of mine where I was trying to keep everybody updated, a big page.
And it says, see, get better soon.
Donald Trump's signature.
He actually sent me a get well thing and signed it and everything.
I was just like, I was stunned, like, speechless before the show.
He was.
I'm like, what?
Then I'm like, this has got to be fake.
And I'm looking at everything and, you know, and I'm just like, this is real.
He couldn't speak.
Do you know how unusual that is?
He was like, he was still looking at it.
And I'm like, it's real.
I can guarantee you it's real.
I sent it to you and I'm like, this looks real.
Yeah.
Who would screw with me like this?
No, of course it's real.
I look at the posters, the thing that they put on there and everything, and that's where it come from.
Man, I'll post it on my Twitter later.
But man, this was sent like seven or eight or nine days ago or something.
And he didn't check his box.
Now I'm mad for not checking my box.
Oh my gosh.
So I'm going to read the tweet that he signed from Cat Turd.
This is when Cat Turd was really not feeling well and he put this out for everyone just so everyone knew what had happened to him.
And he said, trying to keep you guys updated when possible.
I had to take another ambulance back to the hospital last night.
They finally found I have a small bowel obstruction, got transferred to another hospital, maybe having surgery today or tomorrow.
Thanks for all the prayers.
And you sent that at 621 a.m.
on April 25th, 2022.
And here is where President Donald Trump signed it and said, see, get better soon.
That's real.
You don't know.
You think that's getting framed or what?
Oh, I know it's getting framed.
I'm always thinking somebody's punking me, you know, because...
That's what he kept saying this, you guys.
He kept saying to me, it's not real.
It couldn't be real.
I'm like, are you kidding me?
That thing is real.
I know it's real.
Of course it's real.
I know what happened to me the week that you weren't well.
My phone did not stop going off.
People wanted your P.O. Box address to send you Goodwill cards and gift packages and care packages and you name it.
I just had your P.O. Box on copy and paste.
I just kept sending it out because you would not have believed the response when everybody thought that we may lose our treasured cat.
They did.
They freaked.
I freaked.
I had to do the show just so I could report on how you were feeling.
My God, dude.
I'm just like, I'm looking at the postage, the post office's postage and the address.
I'm like that.
And I'm looking up online.
I said, this is...
And there's a really nice car that's got gold fawn in it and stuff.
Really nice slut.
So there's a bunch of stuff.
And I'm like, if this ain't real, this is the biggest scam of all time.
It would take the time.
To punk you like that?
It's definitely his signature, because I know what his signature looks like.
Well, congratulations, Kat.
And just know, I mean, that's really how everybody sees you.
And it's true.
What a great person, though.
I mean, you think Joe Biden or Barack Obama does stuff like that?
Not even the same deal.
They write letters to the high.
They write letters if you give them a gazillion dollars.
Oh!
You gave us $1.6 million, we like you.
My gosh, not the same deal at all.
I mean, they'll just give you a crack pipe, right?
I mean, you can take your pick over here.
That's the difference, okay?
I mean, while we have all of these things that are impacting the country that are hurting Americans, including the shortage of baby formula, you've got $30 million going out where they are funding crack pipes and then lying about it?
Really?
No, not the same universe.
Not even close.
I want to be a part of this side of the street.
I'm sorry, but Donald J. Trump, what he did for America and continues to do, the person that he is, I mean, for him to take the time to write you a personal note lets you know that he is listening to all of us.
And I know that there may be some disagreements about what the whole Oz thing and all of that stuff, but at the end of the day, we are on the same side.
We really are.
So I'm just thrilled that you're getting the recognition that you so definitely deserve.
Well, I don't know if I deserve or not, but I'm still kind of flabbergasted about it because this happened right before I went on the air here.
That's why I didn't say anything.
I'll be framing that bad boy.
You were in such shock, I just went about it.
I'm going to get a redneck frame for it too, you know, made out of wood with squirrel nuts on and stuff.
I'm going to get one of them redneck frames that they sell down here in the south.
Oh my gosh.
It's got like Hank Williams Jr.
in the corner of it and stuff like that.
I don't know.
I think you should probably freak everybody out and put it in a really gold, ostentatious, you know, like, wild Liberace frame so that everybody's like, no, what's that?
Because that would look out of place for you.
Yeah.
Especially me.
Yeah.
You should have it in 18 karat gold or something.
Oh my gosh.
That would definitely catch everyone's attention.
Congratulations, Kat.
That is really, that is really, really awesome.
I mean, I don't think...
It really is.
It really is.
I mean, you really deserve it more than anybody, in my opinion.
And it couldn't have happened to anybody else.
It's, yeah, and...
Turn down for what?
Okay. - Okay.
It's nuts, you know, and you just have a Twitter account and you don't realize the reach it has sometimes.
And even Casey DeSantis, Ron DeSantis' wife, wrote me a letter too.
A really nice handwritten letter about, you know, while she was fighting cancer and I was supporting her online and she appreciated my support.
Man, it's just blows me away when I see something like that.
Well, just so everyone knows, I want to thank a couple of people because we are getting some donations coming in here.
And C. Hibbs just donated to the show, and she says, you two are the best.
I also wanted to thank everybody who donated yesterday.
Silent Night, Mother of Pearl, Dutch Dan, TomatoFand, Mifos, and that was from yesterday because they were going so fast.
It's funny trying to read names from the internet.
I know.
It's really hard.
It's not like John, Judy.
Jackwagon 794.
Mudflat 29.
Cat turd.
Yeah, what am I talking about?
I got the dumbest name of all.
Oh my gosh.
I'm like, if I'd have known I'd have got more than 100 followers, maybe I should have named you something else.
Oh no, I think it's a perfect name.
I think it's an absolute perfect name and this is just, this just goes to show you.
I mean, you need to get that into a frame immediately.
Man, it's crazy.
Yeah, keep your paws off of it.
Keep the dogs away from it.
Think about somebody that takes the time to do that.
It's the President of the United States.
Oh my gosh.
I think it's absolutely wonderful.
I really, really do.
And like I said, you can't even compare the two when you start looking at the difference in them.
I mean, we have got so many things that are happening right now in this country, and you've got Joe Biden that is just tearing it up.
He really is.
Oh God, it's pitiful.
I know.
I think they're going to send him to Delaware and plug him back in in the basement.
Put some new Duracells in him this week.
Keep him in the basement.
See if they can't reboot him.
We need to reboot him, man.
That angry, that starving.
I mean, he just, God.
He can't.
He can't stop.
He's beautiful.
He really cannot stop.
So the states that have been, this is from the Daily Mail, the states that have been hardest by the baby formula shortage revealed, more than 50% of products are out of stock at stores in Tennessee, Texas, and Biden's home state, Delaware.
Maybe he won't be welcomed there.
While 43% are missing from shelves nationwide.
And according to a lot of reports, there are pallets that are being shipped to the border for illegal aliens to have that aren't even, you know, Americans.
While our shelves are empty, their shelves are plenty.
So it goes to show you where we stand in this country.
We're funding all of this, by the way.
Can you imagine?
Yeah.
Can you imagine that?
Yeah, it's purposeful.
I heard another grain site blew up somewhere in Illinois.
I was reading a story.
I didn't get much in it right before the show.
I was just like, you know, surfing and I saw it and I didn't have time to...
I'll read it, but another grain factory apparently just blew up on its own.
It's like, time to blow up.
I mean, really?
They are purposely, you can't help but think that this is on purpose.
This is by design.
Well, it has to be when there's 20 incidents, and there's usually one every 10 years.
Exactly.
In a year.
Exactly.
I mean, they are doing it on purpose.
In fact, that is one of your tweets here that you have.
You said that it's obvious.
I mean, you basically say right here, the Democrat Party is destroying the U.S. economy on purpose.
Their voters are the dumbest people on planet Earth.
Don't sugarcoat it.
Just say what you mean.
Yeah, the President of the United States is listening.
You might as well just be yourself.
Yeah.
He was going three or four weeks ago, I will do everything I can as president, everything to lower gas prices.
And then three weeks later, we quit drilling in Alaska and the Gulf of Mexico, which is probably the two biggest places in the country, besides maybe Texas, that produces oil for us.
So it's just one lie after another.
Remember when he gave his State of Confusion speech?
And he was talking about border security.
We were going to secure that border.
And then the next day, they're flying people all over the country.
They're trying to place all these people in different areas and cities that'll give them the vote.
And the ironic part is it's crashed.
The Hispanic vote is now going for, not only are they not getting 75% of it like they usually do, but it's literally like 60% now.
It is.
Are going to vote Republican.
They've lost it.
So they're bringing a bunch of people over and placing them around that are going to vote Republican now.
You've got to love that.
There's a silver lining, I guess.
It's kind of funny.
Well, it's really true.
I mean, Representative Johnson, he really nailed it in the hearing.
And it's a longer clip, but I suggest everybody look it up because it's really good.
And he is talking about the fact, and they didn't even try to deny it.
He got them to admit that.
The fact that this whole thing with immigration is to bring in illegal voters in to vote in our elections.
They're already doing that in areas of New York, as you know, and in areas all around the country where they are getting a vote.
And so that's the ultimate goal because they're not popular with Americans who live here.
Why?
Because they're giving all of this food, shelter, water, and everything else to illegals that shouldn't be here in the first place.
And they're not taking care of the American people.
They're using our money to take care of people that shouldn't be here.
Or shouldn't be here at all.
Not just taking care of them.
Putting them in front of the line.
Sure.
Not just taking care of them.
They're first.
You're second.
Yeah.
Yes.
I mean, you want free medical care?
Go to the hospital for a month, for a week, man.
It's going to be about a half a million dollars.
Or you can just come in illegally and get it for free.
Everything.
All of it.
You also have another report out.
This is from Zero Hedge, where OPEC misses production target by a whopping 2.7 million BPD. Okay, there are no mistakes like that, okay?
You don't make mistakes like that.
There's no whoopsie here.
So, OPEC continues to undershoot its oil production target.
I'm sorry, by that much?
I don't think so.
All 13 members of OPEC, including Iran, Libya, and Venezuela, exempted from the OPEC Plus deal, saw their production rise by just 150,000 barrels per day, collectively, to 28.648 million in April.
The organization's monthly oil market report showed this on Thursday.
The top three OPEC producers, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and the UAE, saw the highest increases in their respective oil production last month.
I mean, just like everything else.
By design.
Everything's on purpose.
I mean, when you're shutting down our drilling in the middle of a gas shortage, you're trying to destroy the economy.
In a story.
It's so frustrating.
It absolutely is so frustrating.
I only laugh to keep from crying.
I know!
That's how I feel sometimes, too.
Keep from steam coming out of my ears.
I completely agree.
Okay, so we can go on a happy note.
Renee McCurry just donated to the show.
She says, Congratulations, Cat Turd.
Thank you and Jules for all you do.
We love y'all.
President Trump does too.
Yeah, back to happier things.
Back to happier things, because this guy is a complete dud.
I'm sure you already know about Elon Musk and that deal being put on hold.
That's a pretty big situation.
Well, you know, there's a deal on the table, and Twitter's told them that there's 5% bots, okay?
That there's 5% fake accounts.
So he's just saying, I'm going to verify it.
Because if there's, you know, I'm buying a company for this amount of dollars on the promise that there's 95% real accounts, but if there's 20% bots, which is probably about right, then, you know, he's going to negotiate.
I'm not going to pay that.
That was for 95% like you promised, but since you lied about it, there's 20% bots that you're getting this much money for the company.
Okay, but that's only if you believe...
He's covering his ass.
Right, but that's only if you believe that there were bots in the first place.
I was labeled a bot.
So many other of the Mighty 200 were labeled bots.
Conservatives were labeled bots.
I'm not talking about the ones they...
I'm talking about there is bots.
And if you don't believe me, the New York Times has like 17 million followers on Twitter.
Oh, yes.
And they can maybe get 80, 100 likes if they're lucky.
So a lot of these liberal accounts have all fake numbers.
I mean, it's just the opposite of us.
I mean, they've removed hundreds of thousands of my followers.
I'd probably have a couple million if they just leave me alone.
And with liberal accounts...
I mean, everybody out there with a Twitter account, you probably have double the followers right now.
They just leave you alone.
Wouldn't hide you, shadow ban you, censor you, hide you in the search.
Remove your followers every week.
But the same thing, they give AOC followers, believe me.
Oh, yeah.
Millions of them.
Just give them to her.
Constant.
They're bots.
Absolutely.
That's what he's talking about.
But the thing about it is, conservatives were labeled and put in the bot category for retweeting conservative pieces, right, by credible news outlets.
Because we were retweeting articles, a lot of people were thrown off of Twitter as a result of it.
And deemed bots.
This is a bot account.
Why?
Because we retweeted credible information.
I'm old enough to remember the days when we would get on Facebook or Twitter or any other social media and people would say, show me your receipts.
And so you would go and you would grab that nice little article that was jam-packed with all the information so that you could have the conversation with whoever you were battling it out with.
I mean, I never thought of that as being spam, but according to Twitter, it was.
You got banned for being a bot.
Isn't that crazy?
You got banned for Twitter for being a bot.
Isn't that ridiculous?
Well, they couldn't place me in any other category, I guess.
I don't know.
You don't even curse.
I know.
Exactly.
You're the nicest person on Twitter.
Get rid of her.
She's a bot.
Bye.
It's so silly.
It just absolutely is.
So, of course, as a result, a chain reaction occurred.
It plummeted 15% apparently in pre-market.
He also tweeted underneath that tweet that he's committed to the acquisition.
Yes, he did.
This is the thing that happens when people buy companies.
I mean, he's just like checking under the hood.
That's all.
Well, and he should, as he should.
And the fact that he's talking about taking over as Twitter CEO for the interim, that's a really big deal.
He wants to know exactly how it operates, which should have the left extremely nervous, by the way.
Considering the fact that he's going to take over and see exactly how they ran it means he is going to have information about all of this, everything that went down.
They opened it up for two days and I got 70,000 followers after not getting any followers for a year and a half.
Isn't that wild?
That's how many followers.
That's how fast you can get followers on Twitter.
You think about this.
I've been on what?
Truth for like a month or something.
I got a half a million followers almost.
And I've been on Twitter for three and a half years and got 776,000.
That's how bad.
Think about how much.
There's like 2.5 million people.
Just in the United States on Truth, and there's like a billion people on Twitter worldwide.
And I'm gonna probably pass that follower count when they open it up next month, probably in four or five weeks.
That's how bad we are shadow banned.
That's how ridiculous it is.
Oh, it is.
I mean, you remember when I got kicked off, me and everybody else, including President Trump.
And that was really interesting because you lost how many hundreds of thousands of followers?
I mean, that was all of us.
And then they would say, then there was people, Kat turned to CIA agent, he didn't lose any followers.
They were actually putting that out on other platforms.
He didn't get banned and he didn't lose any followers.
Man, he's a CIA agent.
And that went around for like two months.
Yeah, I'm a CIA agent.
I lost 125,000 followers.
I know.
125,000.
Who else lost that many?
And then, like three days later, I lost 38,000 more in one pop.
So before it was all over, man, I lost close to 200,000.
That's a lot of people.
It is a lot of people.
Of course it's a lot of people.
I mean, it's incredible that they were actually able to do it, but they just knew what they were going to get away with.
And that was the whole thing.
Just so everyone knows on DLive, I just released all of our lemons because we're celebrating the fact that Cat Turd received a personal note in the mail, if you were just joining us, from President Donald J. Trump.
And so that celebration will continue throughout the show.
I'm still in shock.
I feel like it happened to me.
Good God.
I'm so proud of you.
I swear, I think it is just awesome.
But you are right.
We'll try to stay on subject because my mind keeps going there.
I'm just thrilled for you.
So here it is.
Elon Musk, he tweeted this out.
He says, Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam fake accounts do indeed represent less than 5% of users.
And then he says, still committed to acquisition.
So I bet you he's not going to have to purchase it for $44 billion, though.
I mean, now...
Trump come in on top of him.
Did you see him?
No.
Trump tweet on top of that.
Did he really?
Yeah, it's on Truth.
Oh, I'll have to go over to Truth to see.
And what did he say?
It was long.
It was about, he don't think he's really going to buy it, this and that and that.
But you ought to read it to everybody, though.
If you can go to his page on Truth, it's only a couple down.
Definitely.
Let me get over there so I can check it out because I'm not over there.
Oh, yeah.
This is what I wanted.
This is what I wanted.
I wanted him and Musk to go back and forth a little bit.
We got Musk on Twitter and him on Truth.
Let's get it on!
So, here's what we have.
Alright, so President Trump came back and he said, There is no way Elon Musk is going to buy Twitter at such a ridiculous price, especially since realizing it is a company largely based on bots or spam accounts.
Fake anyone?
By the time you get rid of them, if that can even be done, what do you have?
Not much.
If it weren't for the ridiculous billion-dollar breakup fee, Elon would have already been long gone.
Just my opinion, but Truth Social is much better than Twitter and is absolutely exploding incredible engagement.
It does have great engagements right now.
There's some things they've got to fix, though.
I wish I could just be on their team for five minutes.
Well, that may be on the way.
The first thing they've got to fix is when you're in your homepage, it's got to rotate every five minutes.
Everybody you follow, like on Twitter, it rotates.
And that's how you find articles.
That's how you find people.
That's how you retweet people.
You know what I mean?
But my homepage, it only switches like every day, one time.
So I get the same 20 comments of people I followed all day.
So I can't be active and find what everybody's doing.
And if you can't find what everybody's doing, you can't really work the site.
So that's number one.
And number two, three, and four, they need to get direct messages.
You can't quote tweet anybody.
So when you can't quote tweet, you can't go over them.
That means that it's hard to do articles, anything.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Because you can't quote tweet.
You can't do an article and comment on the article.
Right.
So that's the number two thing.
And these things, they should fix before they let everybody on here in a few weeks.
But hopefully, those two things have to be fixed.
There's a bunch of them, but they need to let everybody in.
They also need to open it up for other countries.
All the people in the world.
If you're going to be a worldwide thing, you've got to be worldwide.
You've got to go.
So I'm hoping they fix all these problems.
President Trump, if you're listening, Kattard has spoken.
Yeah.
Let me on the board for a couple of weeks.
Don't fire everybody.
No, I'm just kidding.
Well, that's the whole thing.
That's the whole thing.
Kattard, you wonder why I get nervous before this show.
You're the reason.
See, you are the reason.
Because all of a sudden the show is completely taken off and it's grabbing more.
You know, this show's getting pretty big.
I'm getting nervous now.
I know.
I'm getting really nervous.
And now all of a sudden you're getting personal notes from President Trump?
Yeah, okay.
I hope everyone can sympathize a little bit with why that would actually happen.
So what's your take on this whole Sean Hannity feud?
I know we talked a little bit about it yesterday, but...
They need to shut up!
My God!
And Richard Grinnell, this is the hill you're going to die on.
You are attacking.
I'm sorry, but Kathy has the MAGA votes.
That's who she's got.
And is there questionable stuff in each?
Of course there is.
I mean, they're like, well, she tweeted this 10 years ago.
She tweeted this.
Have you watched the film?
Have you watched the liberal female Oprah Oz's show?
Have you watched when he had Jussie Smollett on and swooned over him about how he got attacked?
Have you seen where he has transgender kids on there and supports it?
Have you seen his shows where he gets mad and fired up about Roe vs.
Wade being overturned and that it's just a bunch of electronic signals?
It's not even really a baby at eight weeks.
I mean, you can go on and on and on with him.
The fact that he don't even live in Pennsylvania.
He just lives in New Jersey, and he went over there to just run, you know, to act like he's a resident, to run in the election.
So, I mean, for Sean Hannity to sit there and just hit peace night after night, a guy that won't even mention 2,000 mules, by the way, won't mention it.
Right.
Okay, Fox News has got a memo out.
You can't mention it because they were in on it.
Hello.
They were in on it.
They were definitely in on it.
But for him to hammer her, and she's just somebody like us, she's trying to get in there, you know?
You don't have to like her, but to sit there and do hit pieces on her, like, you know how many, it's just like, it's so personal to them.
And this is one primary, Republican primary, out of 400, 500 going on right now.
Why is that the hill to die on for them?
Why is Dr.
Oz the be-all, end-all?
We must get him in there.
When you've got all of this evidence pointing to who he actually is.
He's a liberal!
He is a leftist loon who suddenly ran in the last months pretending to be conservative.
I can't do it, people.
I can't vote for any more of these people.
I don't care who supports them.
I don't care.
I can't do it with them.
So that's who I'm supporting because I've listened to the debates, I've listened to her story, and I think she's better than him.
Is she my perfect candidate?
No.
Is anybody?
No.
Except for Ron DeSantis and Trump.
That's it.
That's the only two.
Exactly.
Marjorie Taylor Greene.
That's right.
I mean, this is really great.
And you did put this out there.
And now that the voting is over, I can see the results.
And I'm not just having to click it because I can't participate.
Kathy Barnett, when you asked what candidate do you support in the Pennsylvania Republican primary, she took off and won this poll that you put out there at 77.2%.
Dr.
Oz put in, he got in 10.4%.
And then other, that means somebody other than Oz got more than Oz at 12.4%.
That's pretty telling.
How many people voted in that poll?
30,378 votes.
Yes, sir.
It's going to be interesting.
And this is not the live-all, be-all for my...
You know what I mean?
I'm not putting everything and I'm just like...
The way they're treating her right now, now I feel like protecting her.
You know what I mean?
Because they're just bullying her now.
They're completely steamrolling her.
I'm telling you, you know how many millions Dr.
Oz and that other rich guy have spent?
She's spent like...
She's gotten donations from people like us and spent, I don't think, one one-hundredth of what they've spent.
And now they're going to put the full might of Fox News attacking her?
Oh, yeah.
You know what I mean?
I don't like that shit.
Because what if she wins?
Then what are you going to do?
Are you going to support the Democrat?
Well, I mean, that's what they're acting like.
They're totally trying to destroy her so that she doesn't carry that enthusiasm into the general.
I told you my pet peeve.
My pet peeve is you're in a race and you want to pick somebody and then your side tells you they can't win in the general.
They can't win in the general.
Well, they can if they don't get in it.
I'll tell you that.
That's right.
I'd rather lose the general with somebody I like than win it with somebody and get another.
What good does it do?
I said this yesterday.
We had 159 or 79 Republicans just vote to send a The 58th billionth dollar.
To Ukraine.
And the Republican voters do not want that.
I guarantee you 70% of them are against it.
They don't care.
I'm not going to put any more people like that in as long as I'm alive.
If we win or we lose or the Democrats win, I don't care.
Me personally, this is just me personally, I'm not voting for another Romney, Murkowski, Collins, McConnell, Graham.
I'm not voting for any of these losers anymore.
I don't care.
I want somebody regular.
She's a regular person.
She's got a great story.
That's who I'm picking.
I'm picking it over the multi-millionaire liberal, super-duper liberal guy who had the super-duper liberal talk show until a month ago.
Now he's conservative, doing cheesy commercials with him shooting skeets, wearing some kind of redneck outfit.
What he thinks we wear, actually wear, which we don't.
Oh, exactly.
You think we match?
You think we match?
We don't match for shit.
He's got like a perfect plaid shirt.
It matches his boots.
It matches his shirt.
Believe me, I'm a redneck from the South.
We guys, we can't match for shit.
There ain't no telling what the hell I'm going to wear.
It looks like shit.
It doesn't match.
I mean, man, last thing, you know, last night us old country boys do get in the morning, hmm, I want my shoes to match.
I'm going to put a little scarf in my pocket and match.
Perfect plaid, brand new, you know, hunting, perfect leather gloves.
And he's out there hunting.
I'm just like, God.
It's so fake.
It's cringe.
It is fake.
And we have who Oz is.
I mean, there are all kinds of different videos that are out there.
And I saw that you retweeted this one from Poso.
And it's disqualifying is what he wrote on here.
And we can look at this.
But you can't ignore who he is and what he is.
So check it out here.
But before you get to bed, Jesse Smollett, who has been on the show, who we all adore, was recently injured.
It's been called a hate crime.
I don't know if you've been able to speak to him at all.
Well, you know I had to check on my baby.
Exactly right.
Castmate from Empire, a good friend.
He is resilient, and his mother raised him right.
He is just, at his very core, he is love.
That's just who he is.
And love is always going to win.
Hank can try it, the devil tried it, but no, not this time.
But Josie, if you're watching this entire audience, all of us are saying we love you very much.
much.
I appreciate that.
Yes.
Thank you.
I heard it.
Thank you.
I adore you.
Can somebody, every show he did was like this.
I'm telling you, he's to the left of Oprah, and I cannot support him, no matter who asked me to.
I can't.
It's just not in me.
Oh my gosh.
You can't go from there to there.
You can't do it.
I mean, here you go.
And for those of you who don't remember who Smollett is, or was, is, I should say.
Oh, come on.
Everybody knows.
He's literally a verb now.
That's right.
If you pulled a Smollett, that means you're lying.
Juicy Smollier.
Juicy Smollier.
The French actor.
But here he is.
He could have created and he could have started one of the greatest, biggest, and great by big, meaning race wars of all time, when he made up that hoax and said this is MAGA country about being attacked and the attack did not happen.
Most ridiculous story.
Absolutely.
I'm not saying he's dumb, but the guys that he hired to fake attack him, he wrote them a check.
And signed it.
He signed it.
He wrote him a check for like, what was it, six grand or something?
Yeah.
I mean, come on.
He literally wrote him a check.
There we go.
Where it says for, I'm sure he put, for a race hoax.
Jesse Smollett.
I mean, you don't sign your name to the bottom of a check.
I mean, that's just one of the things that...
He's a criminal.
He gives his accomplices a check.
Oh, my gosh.
And you're wondering, you know, the truth is he's a very privileged person.
Sure.
I mean, he's so not from the streets.
He don't even understand that when you're trying to do a crime, you pay cash.
You don't even understand that.
And then, of course, their own videotape, getting all the, you know, the rope.
And then he's got this little rope around the neck that looks like something that, I mean, it's what, a quarter of an inch?
It's like a twine.
It's not even a rope.
And they show up at his apartment, and he's got it still around his neck.
Oh my gosh.
It's just, it's unreal.
But you can imagine the fallout.
This was during the whole thing with George Floyd and everything else and NASCAR. Remember, they found the noose in the storage unit where they were keeping the cars and they went out there.
Of course, the FBI showed up for that investigation and really took it seriously, looking high and low for whoever it was that tied that noose knot, they said.
And it wasn't.
It ended up being just a point.
What happened to this guy?
They let him off.
Kim Fox did.
And it was so obvious that it was an inside job.
You know, whoever called him, Michelle Obama or whoever was the rumor.
So she ruined her career over that.
And then so they assigned a special counsel because, I mean, it was such an embarrassment to the city and the police force.
They want to at least get punished.
And then he gets punished and they still give him a slap on the wrist and put him in jail for 100.
120, 90 days or something.
Right.
Three months in jail.
What do they do?
He's in there three days.
They let him out on bail from his sentence until the appeal is done.
There's not one person in this country who gets out of jail while their appeal is going through.
That's been sentenced now by a judge.
Not pending sentence.
He's already been sentenced.
So, well, he's appealing the case.
We're going to let him out.
And then if the pill don't go, he has to serve.
Nobody gets that.
No one.
Two-tiered justice system.
That's exactly right.
And that's what happens with Democrats.
Don't forget...
They were signing in the anti-lynching bill, right?
And at that same time.
And so Kamala Harris was really trying to push that whole thing.
And you've got pictures of him with Kamala Harris and all of that.
Right.
It's not illegal to bang somebody already.
And, you know, it's first degree murder.
Oh, it's crazy.
Like before the lynching bill, it was like a traffic ticket or something.
I mean, everything they do is just kabuki theater nonsense.
That's all it is.
And that's what it ends up being.
Well, I liked the fact that Kathy Barnett did challenge Hannity to host a debate between her and Dr.
Oz.
I mean, that was really brave of her.
And she really wants to get the truth out there.
So she wrote, if Sean Hannity wants to claim his show is fair and balanced, then bring me on in studio with Dr.
Oz and we can have a fair and balanced discussion.
Nothing wrong with that, actually.
He made an excuse.
Well, we look ahead and this and that.
Isn't that silly?
Yeah.
Exactly.
So he goes on to say that he's taking tomorrow off and today off and that they wouldn't have enough time basically.
He goes on this huge six tweet rampage about why he cannot have her on.
So after she publicly asked to come on the Sean Hannity Show, Fox News host responded in a series of tweets.
He writes, Kathy, for truth, you denied to my staff any memory of the many controversial tweets on your Twitter feed.
Are you claiming your account was hacked?
Three, he says, Kathy, for truth, as far as one-on-one with Dr.
Oz, that proposal is actually not fair and balanced.
Why didn't you say anything about Oz?
He wants to talk about her past.
I mean, literally the most liberal guy with 1,500 shows.
Exactly.
I mean, he should cover them both equally if he's not in a position of choosing one candidate over the other.
I didn't know that was his business.
I thought that he was supposed to create a fair and balanced platform.
Apparently not.
So he says it's not fair and balanced to the other candidates in the race on the day before the election.
How so?
How so?
No one's cast a vote yet.
I mean, go.
Go, go, go.
So it's not fair for them two to debate equally on his show, but it's fair for him to do one-hour hit pieces on her three days in a row and not let her respond.
That's fair, right?
Exactly.
God.
How fair is that?
It's just ridiculous.
And so then Hannity proposed that he could fit in a debate on his radio show this Monday, which now airs on 675 stations around the country if the other candidate agrees to participate.
Okay, so he says he's really trying to lay this out there.
So The fourth one he puts out there, he says, Kathy, for truth, I must add that logistically for us to do a televised debate with all the candidates would be impossible for us to pull off in 3.5 days.
Such events often take months or many weeks of planning at a minimum.
You can't have them both just on a Zoom call debating each other.
You can set that up in five seconds.
So then he goes on and he says, Kathy for truth, thankfully, I might have a way to have a debate on Monday.
I'm off tomorrow on my radio show, which now airs on 675 stations around the country, if other candidates agree to participate.
This is so, this is just really, it's just him just trying to stay relevant because everybody sees through who he is.
He's been, I know he whispers in President Trump's ear a lot and it seems like every single time he steers up in the wrong direction.
I don't know, Sean.
I would really kind of check yourself and see what actually is the goal here.
The way you fight, it's okay.
It's healthy to have a primary, and then we all go with the Republican over the Democrat.
That's how it happens.
But that's not what they're doing.
And President Trump, he tweeted it just right, right?
He truthed it.
He's like, I don't think she can win.
I'm going for Dr.
Oz.
But, of course, if she wins, I'll gladly support her 100%.
Something like that.
I'm paraphrasing.
But that's how you do it.
That's right.
That's how it's done.
You don't go all in, backstabbing, you can't win.
I mean, look at Dan Crenshaw.
Dan Crenshaw is the first to sign for $40 billion to Ukraine.
And then he goes on and calls people like Marjorie Taylor Greene Putin puppets and Russian assets if they don't give it to them.
You're talking about a scumbag.
Think about that for a minute.
You give $40 billion if anybody says something, he calls you a Putin.
He calls you a communist.
Can't stand that guy.
He's so phony.
My gosh.
God, I can't stand that guy.
So Alchemy, I hope I'm saying that right, just donated to the show and also says, glad you're feeling better, Cat Turd.
Again, I want to remind everyone that Cat Turd received a personal note in the mail from President Donald J. Trump.
For those of you that are just joining us, it's really, really incredible.
And we also have news, since I'm going to switch conversations, and we only have a few minutes left.
Over here, let me get this, Dinesh D'Souza.
Do you want to tell everybody what's happening next Wednesday?
Yeah, he's going to be on the show next Wednesday.
Absolutely he is.
Oh yeah.
Everybody's like, y'all don't talk about 2,000 mules enough.
You don't talk about...
Well, there's a reason for that.
We want to get to Nessun and we want to do a whole show on it.
That's right.
He's on his way.
So don't doubt us, people.
Sometimes we're working on things.
Behind the scenes.
We're real clever and crafty like that.
It's just like, yeah.
Why talk about it when we're going to have the guy that made it to talk about it?
That's right, but he's also had a run-in with Fox News.
That's another reason why I'm bringing this up.
Yeah, that producer.
Man, it's too long to read with the time we got left, but read the thread about how, not Tucker, and I'm sure Tucker wouldn't approve of this, but how one of the guys, the VP of his operations or whatever, He mentioned by name, the way he talks to him.
I mean, you're talking about an arrogant prick.
He's like, we are the number one show, and you and that, and F and F, and you screwed up.
I mean, man.
Oh, it was really bad.
I mean, first off, okay, here's the deal.
We are ultra MAGA now, okay?
I mean, that's pretty much been established.
We're super duper.
We're super MAGA. I'm super duper pooper scooper MAGA. Yes, you are.
And just so everyone knows, Dinesh did put out there that they have crossed $10 million in revenue, 2,000 mules.
Wow.
It is now the most successful political documentary in a decade.
All right?
So this is a huge deal, and this is why they don't want to talk about it.
It's because those that were involved in it, and Fox News being one of them, they called all of these races before...
It was even time to call them.
They don't want to talk about any of this because their lawyers are saying, hey, can't talk about stolen elections.
Well, this was a really awful exchange.
And you can look at it.
It says, if you want to see how abusively Tucker Carlson and his Fox News team deal with people, read this thread.
It's an exchange between me and Tucker's executive producer, Justin B. Wells.
I read this.
Man, is he a prick.
I could not believe how rude he was and how, on the contrary, how nice D'Souza was over the whole thing.
I mean...
Well, D'Souza seems like the really, really, really even-keeled person that never changes his, never up too high, never up too low, you know.
The opposite of me.
It's real mellow.
I'm like, I'm firing everybody!
You're all gone!
I'm firing you, you, you, you, and you.
It is so true.
Oh my gosh.
But he was so nice about it.
And really, I'm going to go ahead and drop this in.
But if you're listening and you cannot see it, you can definitely visit his Twitter page.
And that is at D-I-N-E-S-H-D-S-O-U-Z-A. And you can actually read the exchange for yourself.
And you should.
Because it really goes to show you how things should not be handled.
But I'm going to end on a real funny little thing.
Because it is Friday.
But if you're listening at work, this may not be appropriate.
Because there are some words in here.
It ain't appropriate to be listening at work either.
So they don't care.
So since we're partying here with the cat.
You're already doing it wrong, so you might as well do it right.
I know.
You might as well.
Well, anyway, this is one that I picked up on Twitter, and it's from MachiavelliMemes, and it just put me in a really good, great mood, actually.
But like I said, turn it down really low.
All right.
Check it out.
Keep breathing.
That's even last.
One, two, three, four...
My name is Joe Branden.
Excuse me.
Don't anyone remove your mask.
Not for one second.
Hi, kids.
You mind if I sniff?
Wanna rub my hairy legs down in the pool while I piss?
What'll I cheat, steal, and get filthy rich like I did?
Do drugs and get fucked up worse than my son's life is?
My brain's dead weight.
I'm trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which grade kid I want to impregnate.
And Dr.
Jill said, Joe Braid, then why's your pants wet?
Uh-uh.
Why'd your face rent?
Get back down the basement.
I chased kids age 12 and pretended I'm someone else.
Hanged myself like Epstein from the top boat with a belt.
I got pissed off and ripped Rachel Levine's tits off.
Grabbed her by the bowls to check her prostate and see her cough.
I smoke a big bag of rock, a prank called Barack, and tell them to suck Michelle's cock.
Suck their cock.
Come here, slut.
Braid, wait a minute.
That's my girl, doll.
I don't give a fuck.
I stole an election to piss the world off.
My name is...
My name is...
So.
I can't believe you'd play something so edgy.
It was really unlike me.
I know that's why I had to warn everybody in advance.
I was shocked.
You usually like the Mary Poppins of podcasts.
But you know what's wild is that, honestly, this pretty much encompasses the entire Biden administration.
It's ridiculous.
It's absurd.
It's revolting.
And it's just horrible.
So when I saw this, I went, oh my gosh, this, this, this, this.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Okay, I hate the language.
Okay, yep, that's a little vulgar, a little extreme.
But you know what?
Hey.
It's Friday.
It's Friday and you're living on the edge.
I'm an edgy girl.
I'm really raising the bar over here.
Well, anyway, you all have a wonderful, wonderful weekend.
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