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elderly abuse - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 4/18/2022 - Ep. 64
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Today is Monday, April 18th, 2022.
Episode number 64.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat Turd.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
Another week.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here comes the dumbness.
Get ready for the dumbness and the stupidity.
Oh boy, it's already started and I'm sure you're all over it.
Oh my gosh.
What a weekend.
I hope everyone had a great Easter.
I know I did.
It's always great to be around friends and family and I hope everyone had as much fun as I did.
Cat Turd, did you cook?
What'd you do?
I did.
You did?
Steve Sykes sent me some...
He sent me a pack of Spiny Lobster.
Oh my!
Yeah, and you know, I've never, you know, and I usually just bake them.
I pull them out on top of the shelf and just broil them for like 8-10 minutes or whatever.
Dip them in butter.
I mean, you don't have to do a lot to a lobster, but I was like, you know what?
I'm going to like fry some lobster nuggets.
I've never tried it before, so I just like...
Real simple, you know, just salt and pepper, cut them in chunks.
And, you know, put it in egg and in flour and just shallow fried it.
Real light and crisp and real crispy.
Man, it was good.
Made some fettuccine alfredo on the side.
Oh, how fantastic.
So I shouldn't ask about the diet.
Oh, yeah.
I just heard some key components there that says don't ask about the diet.
I'm on a seafood diet.
Right, and fried.
I eat everything I see.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I'm glad.
A lot of people don't know that you're a gourmet cook, and you are.
Well, I'm not a gourmet cook.
I'm not a gourmet cook.
Well, it depends on the definition.
I'm a dude who's cooked all his life.
That's it.
Yes, yes, yes.
But I've seen the pictures and I haven't tasted any of your delectables yet, but I plan on it because I'm sure they're just as awesome as they look.
The pictures, it might just look good and taste like shit.
You'll never know much taste.
I don't know.
Cornbread.
I mean, I've seen your cornbread pictures, you know, and that skillet, that iron skillet does a lot.
To tempt people.
Oh my gosh.
I got them all.
Yes, you do.
So today we have elderly abuse.
All right.
That is the name of today's show.
And boy, you can see it all over the place.
Cat Turd, you were pointing it out beautifully.
There's quite a lot going on.
It's really, like you said here, pathetic.
It's a nightmare.
Joe Biden quickly interrupted by the Easter Bunny after he starts to comment.
The Easter Bunny now outranks the president.
That's scary.
That's where we are.
I mean, this is the state.
The Easter Bunny's like, he starts talking to somebody about Afghanistan, and the Easter Bunny comes, come on, come on, come on.
Hi, everybody.
And then he starts talking to little baby kids, you know, bending down about the sniffle, and then the Easter Bunny to the rescue again.
They got a handler in the Easter Bunny suit to, like, push him along.
It's pitiful.
It is pitiful.
You don't have to keep from crying.
It's true.
I mean, it's really gotten to the point where it's sad.
And so here's the clip that you're talking about.
Pakistan should not, and Afghanistan should be particularly...
All the Easter Bunny, Mr. President.
It almost looks like the Easter Bunny scared him, didn't it?
I mean, I don't know if it was just me, but he ran away from that Easter Bunny.
Who was that, Obama in there?
Or she, I don't know.
She could have been underneath there, too.
Or Putin.
I mean, there have been quite a few things that people have put out there.
I mean, shut him up.
I know it.
They have to have a guy in an Easter Bunny suit or a girl in an Easter Bunny suit, like, hopping around him on Easter, listening to what he says, and coming in there and going...
We need to go over there to the Easter egg hunt.
To move him along, that's pretty pathetic.
And then you have Jill Biden over here.
And you said embarrassing joke.
And it says, Jill Biden just told Joe, just sit.
They're treating him like a dog.
This is a comment by Benny Johnson.
This is really, really sad.
Now I understand.
I stayed away from the news on purpose this weekend, but now I understand the show title perfectly well.
Check out this clip.
Okay.
Just stay.
She's telling me just sit.
Don't move.
She's a teacher.
I'm the teacher, you know.
That's embarrassing.
Just sit.
That's embarrassing.
This is, this is, it's just gone on too far.
It's, it's, it's, I'm telling you, I've said this on the show a few times, but something major is going to happen.
I mean, even worse than falling upstairs three times.
I mean, he's going to fall down, pass out in front of everybody, really have an accident, or just go and just start, he's just going to short circuit and start going, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Exactly.
I'm telling you, it's coming, and it's going to be so bad and so obvious to so many people.
His ratings, I cannot say this again.
I mentioned it last week, the Quinnipiac poll.
This is one of the most liberal polls you can imagine.
You can almost subtract 10 points off anything they say.
But 33% overall, 21% with 18 to 35-year-olds, and 26% with Hispanics.
26% with Hispanics approval rating.
That means everybody they're letting in illegally are going to vote for a Republican.
I mean, this is really awful, and I've got that actually here.
Their brand is dead.
Boy.
You know...
Yeah.
He might be just, you know, he's the world's greatest troll.
Right.
And he has not officially said he's going to run, but I'm 100% sure that he is, but I'm not going to say it until he announces.
And he'll have to announce it in the next.
I mean, seriously, primary campaign season is less than a year from now for the 2024 campaign.
I don't know if y'all know this or not, but they run primaries all year to see who's going to win the primary.
And then you've got a whole year of the primary versus whoever they're running against, whoever wins the two parties.
Right.
It's a longer process than most people realize that aren't keeping up with it like we are.
Yeah, it is a big deal.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, the problem here is if something happens to brain dead basement dummy, then we're stuck with Kamala Harris.
That is the reality of the whole thing.
Neither one of them can win re-election.
I don't care how bad they cheat, it's over.
Oh, my God.
The resident son arrives with wife Melissa and first family members for Jill's star-studded event with Jimmy Fallon.
They're bringing in the big guns.
Don't think for one second that they're not.
Jimmy Fallon.
Isn't that ridiculous?
So here they all are.
Here are just some photos of what happened today.
You just saw a few clips of how they're trying to keep Joe Biden in line.
But here is what's happening.
You've got Resident Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden welcome children to a rainy White House on Monday for some egg-citement.
The first Easter egg roll of their tenure.
And then you've got, here's, everybody's been looking for him, Hunter.
Hunter has officially arrived.
Wow.
Look at him pretending to be a family guy.
Where's the little pop secret at?
He didn't come?
And that's sad because that's a really fun event.
Where's the pop secret?
The Easter roll is supposed to be a lot of fun for children and so they're missing a grandchild just like they missed the grandchild stalking during Christmas as well.
They're really hiding the pop secrets you say.
So, this is really sad.
But here he is, looking a little rough.
I mean, he's got a beard now.
He's trying to change his look, maybe trying to go a little incognito.
But here are just some photos.
So you can check.
Look, I'm the world's greatest family man.
Right?
I've got 14,000 pictures of me with Ukrainian hookers snorting lines off their butts and smoking crack.
Look at me though, family man, photo op.
That was just a photo op.
They probably got him dressed up.
Got him out there for 15 minutes, photo op, and back to the Malibu crack house.
Exactly.
He cannot wait to return.
He's probably got 17 hoes lined up.
So I kid you not, this is funny, but this is pretty scary.
Apparently Kamala Harris was the whistleblower at the event.
I can only imagine the memes that are going to emerge from all of those.
I can't even imagine, so brace yourself.
I'm sure it's going to be a lot of fun.
But she was the designated whistleblower, which is really funny because we all know her history.
Or so, so we claim we do.
We've seen and heard about Willie Brown.
But anyway, and there are others.
All I gotta say, I wouldn't be within two miles.
You might bust your eardrums because you'd be blowing that thing so hard.
My gosh.
I guarantee you.
This woman is something else.
Oh, you got it?
Or she blows it?
I certainly do.
You ready for the half and the puff?
Oh, Lord.
Everybody hide their eardrums because this is going to be powerful.
I just turned it way down.
Okay, check it out.
out here she is okay so here they all go Like I said, it's a fun event.
It's really too bad that Pop Secret wasn't able to attend, wasn't invited.
And this little one definitely isn't having fun.
Joe Biden's salivating up there.
I gotta get sniffing.
What can I sniff first?
I know, exactly.
She's not having fun anyway.
Let her come sit on my lap.
So, that's what we have.
God, everything's so fake with them.
It is.
It truly is.
So, You have all of these photo ops, of course.
They're trying to look like this is just quite a family event.
But as you all know, this is a cover-up.
But I think it's really interesting to point out that they called it Education Roll, the Easter Education Roll.
They are hell-bent and determined to get into the kids' education any way they possibly...
Yeah, they want to teach a five-year-old about sex.
It's the most important thing in their whole lives.
That's it, too.
That's what they're concerned about at this point, and that's scary.
So, I heard that Saturday Night Live tried to make a run for it, and it just didn't work.
Orange Man is apparently still living in their heads.
So, I don't know if you, I don't watch, I don't watch.
I don't either.
I just see what other people say, but they say they talked about Trump and the monologue and Elon Musk again.
I mean, it's every week.
They're still bashing Trump.
And you don't have any jokes to do about Joe Biden?
Who literally mumbles and stumbles and shakes invisible people's hands and falls up flights of stairs and shits his pants in front of the Pope.
I mean, you ain't got no material there.
I mean, seriously, they've got enough.
It's on a tee.
Hit it.
My gosh.
You know, to do things that are unpopular against, you know, your own side, it takes guts.
And they're not.
They're just cowards.
And that's why they're not funny.
They're not.
And they don't put anything on the line.
They don't.
I remember, man, the first time I seen some comedians, I mean, I remember when I was And I've never even heard of Dirty Comedian, but before Richard Pryor, when I was a kid, I mean, these were old records that some guy would come and skate and we'd go to our rooms.
But Red Foxx, oh my god.
He was the, you know, Red Fox.
Yes, I know who he is.
Sanford and Stun, if you're not old enough.
Oh my God, he was nasty.
But there's a lot of, like, the first time I seen Andrew Dice Clay, the first time I seen Sam Kennison.
I mean, they can, you're like, whoa, I can't believe that just came out of his mouth.
But that's, you know.
That's comedy, though.
Dave Chappelle.
Dave Chappelle's another great one.
Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy.
That's right.
I mean, the fact that they were able to make fun of themselves and other people, I mean, that was what comedy was all about.
And now it's just ridiculous.
They want to make you seem uncomfortable.
They want to put you in a place you're not used to being.
Right.
God.
I know.
I mean, you can't put rules on a comedian.
But instead, you have Saturday Night Live that are recycling orange man bad jokes.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
Seriously, you can't come out with anything else because you're upset or worried about your handlers becoming upset.
That's really where we are.
It's a year and a half now.
I know it.
I mean, they're still doing Trump jokes.
Wow.
Elon Musk, who, by the way, they worshipped him until two weeks ago.
He was the electric car guru of their lives.
Worshipped the man.
They did Trump, too.
They loved Trump, the left did.
He was invited to all their parties.
Sure.
Until it interferes with their politics.
And then all of a sudden, you're off their list.
Leftists is left first.
Liberalism first.
Right.
Everything they do is about their religion, which is liberalism.
So it doesn't matter if they're talking about transgenderism, homophobism, whatever they come up with of the week.
It's all about liberalism.
It's true.
Tell their line.
Tell everybody what they believe.
Well, I mean, I want to believe that their hearts are in the right place.
Like, I would love to say they don't want to really shine a spotlight on Joe as he aimlessly wonders.
But you know what?
If President Trump or any other president that didn't align with their politics did that, let me tell you something.
There would be an attack like you would not believe, and it would be relentless.
These people on the left are not good people.
Their heart isn't in the wrong place.
The right place.
They're heartless.
I mean, any part, they push, they're pushing abortions up until a day, a woman, and I did say a woman because a man can't get pregnant.
That's right.
Gives birth.
So, think about that.
Think about if you've had a baby.
And he was in the delivery room and you or your wife had a baby.
Think about the day before that, they'll abort that baby.
After you first seen the baby and they cut the umbilical cord, 12 hours before then, they want to abort your baby.
And the first law they ever passed, I think, was in New York somewhere like that.
And when they passed it, they got up and cheered.
It might have been in Virginia.
They got up and cheered.
Stand in ovation, cheering to kill those babies one day before birth.
It's disgusting.
I mean, there's no way you can't call that murder.
It's true.
It's impossible.
It is impossible.
I don't have anything common with you.
I've accepted that they're the enemy of good people, and that's just the way I stand with it.
So that's why I don't hang out with them.
I don't want to hear about it.
Because, you know, when you can't get that right, you can't get nothing right.
And that's only where it starts.
Then we start teaching our five-year-old kids about sex, and men can get pregnant, and there's 15,000 genders, and they're just crazy.
They are.
This is insane mental illness.
This is not like politics.
This has nothing to do with Republican, Democrat, political, anything.
This ain't politics.
It's about a bunch of mentally ill, insane people with daddy issues trying to scream so loud that they get their way.
And there's more of us that are on the opposite side of that than there are of them.
Unfortunately, what happens is we have people that are hijacking our elections right now, and so that's the problem, although they can't hide this.
Real quick, I just wanted to give a shout-out to Silent Night.
Silent Night just donated to our show over there on Rumble.
Thank you so, so much, Silent Night.
Was it a million?
It was a hundred!
Yes, you can howl.
I didn't know a cat could howl.
We've seen it all now.
Don't even say it.
There'll be like five new howl cats on Twitter tomorrow.
Exactly.
I've got to keep all of that.
Thank you, Simon.
I can't do anything without people.
Yeah, thank you very much.
I can't do anything without people.
I've seen like side-eye smiles accounts.
Exactly.
Farting Bigfoot accounts.
Oh, yeah.
Hip turd.
I think there are multiple hip turd accounts now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, do something original, you know.
Do something original if you want to stand out or just, you know, think of something totally original.
Don't just feed off somebody else.
That's right.
I mean, there's cow turds, bird turds now and all this.
And there's only one cat turd.
Contrary to popular belief, there's only one, even though he's been duplicated over there on Telegram.
I've also seen you on LinkedIn.
I've also seen you on Facebook.
Everywhere!
I've seen you everywhere!
Oh my gosh, and people will ask me.
They copy my products and sell them all over the world.
I know.
They copy my products.
They rip off my trademark.
You can't sue a million people.
I'm not rich.
I get by, but I'm no millionaire.
They copy everything I do, and it's all just China junk.
I'll get emails all the time.
Hey, man.
You didn't, I ordered something from you, you know, and I have like five digit order numbers.
And I was like, what's your order number?
So A-7-4-6-5-9-7-Q-R-S-T. W-X-Y-Z. Yeah.
Well, you didn't order that from me.
I hate to tell you.
Or they'll say, man, I got a product and it's just falling apart.
And I was like, what's your order number?
Every single time.
It's a scam.
They ordered it from some person online that ripped them off.
And a lot of them people, they don't even send you anything.
They're just there to take you money.
So, you know.
It's true.
Well, just so everyone knows, the only place where he sells his merchandise is ilovecatturd.com.
Do not go to Amazon.
Do not go anywhere else.
It's ilovecatturd.com.
I don't use Amazon even to sell my book.
Yep.
Everything is on his website.
Which hurts me in sales, but I still sold almost $30,000 in the rabbit skin, so...
It's an amazing, amazing book.
Without using Amazon, it's hard.
Well, one thing I will say, and a lot of people don't know this, but I have read that book twice, and one out loud one of the times, and loved that book.
You've got to read it again, because I want you to do the audio book.
You can work on that with me.
You've got the perfect voice.
You've got the best radio voice in history.
Oh my gosh, Cat Turd.
Thank you so much.
I will do my absolute best, but that is a really good book, and I don't want to screw it up, so we'll take it slow.
We will take it slow.
I'll send you a chapter at a time, and you can insert any sound effects or whatever.
There's not going to be any.
You just read it.
You can do it.
I'll work on it.
I've never done that before.
Your voice is soothing.
You can do it.
Okay.
I will work on it.
Well, I will say that we have had quite a deal.
I mean, I think it's so fun what is happening in this country, honestly.
And I think you saw it in the spirit of Easter this weekend.
I received so many people that were just celebrating that, you know, Jesus has risen and all of that and it was just so uplifting.
I can't tell you how many people were on board with that and it was beautiful to see.
And even on an airplane where Ilion Omar, she had a fit, apparently.
Oh, yeah.
And completely freaked out over the whole thing and got slammed for it, which is great because she's just, I mean, she's showing her true colors as well.
But here you go.
On Holy Saturday, America-hating immigrant Ilion Omar criticizes Christian singing on plane, which No, why would she care?
Seriously.
I mean, why would she care?
So this, it's just ridiculous.
I don't really want to hear anybody singing on a plane.
Right.
I mean, you're a musician.
So, but I think it was more about, I think it's more about just coming together.
It's just her criticizing it.
She's just criticizing it because it's Christianity.
That's it.
Exactly.
I mean, here was her comment.
She got on Twitter to complain.
She said, I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I'm on a plane.
Who cares?
How do you think it will end?
Nobody will care.
Nobody.
No.
They really don't.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, let's face it.
She has been given so many opportunities here in this country.
And hates the country.
And hates it.
Hates all of us.
Yeah.
I mean, it shouldn't...
Non-grateful.
Yes.
Ungrateful.
Completely.
Non-grateful.
I don't think that's a word.
I think it's ungrateful.
Well, when you're describing Ileana Omar, you know what?
Yeah.
Make up words.
You can make up words.
But one thing I wanted to show, we were talking about, like, what's happened.
Wait, I gotta say one thing while it's on my mind.
Did you see Trump's message for Easter?
Wasn't that funny as ever?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, Lord.
It's classic Twitter Trump again.
Do you have that somewhere?
I certainly do, and I have it in the form of...
Of grand old memes because he made a meme out of it.
Let me pull it up really quick so everybody can see it.
Gosh, it was funny.
It is so fun.
So anyway, here's the meme holding up the statement.
So I have to turn sideways and read this for you.
Okay, so April 17, 2022, statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America.
Happy Easter to the failed gubernatorial candidate and racist Attorney General Letitia James.
May she remain healthy despite the fact that she will continue to drive business out of New York while at the same time keeping crime, death, and destruction in New York.
There was another one, though, for Easter.
Did he do another one?
Another one for Easter?
Okay, let me find one.
Yeah, except for all the...
He said...
He's talking about stuff that...
I forgot.
Something about liberals, though.
Oh, I'm sure.
It was an Easter.
It was a happy Easter.
Let me see what we've got here for Donald Trump.
I'll look him up real quick.
Oh, my gosh.
But he never disappoints.
I mean, he always has something to say, and I'm sure everybody went completely crazy as a result.
So let me see.
Okay, I have three hours ago.
Okay, so Gab, I guess, didn't upgrade it.
But here's what I have, because Gab does a great job of keeping up with his statements.
This was three hours ago, and then this was...
Okay, here it is.
Happy Easter to all, including the radical left maniacs who are doing everything possible to destroy our country.
May they not succeed, but let them nevertheless be happy, healthy, wealthy, and well.
Oh, boy.
So he got both of these yesterday in there, and I'm sure they're having a complete and total meltdown.
And then three hours ago, here he goes.
He goes, with the horrible subway shootings and violent crime in New York being at an all-time high where people are afraid to walk the streets, the racist and highly partisan attorney general of New York State failed gubernatorial candidate Letitia James should focus her efforts on saving the state of New York and ending the racist and highly partisan attorney general of New York State failed gubernatorial candidate Letitia James should focus her efforts on saving the state of New York and ending its reputation as a crime capital of the world instead of spending millions of
She said when she ran, I'm running, I'm going to use the office.
She literally said she was going to use it illegally to go after Trump every way, every business he's got.
I'm going to do everything I can to find something on him.
That's exactly what she ran on.
That's exactly it.
And here she is.
That's illegal as hell.
For many years.
Exactly.
That's so illegal.
That's why she got into office.
That is what she ran on.
That is just pathetic.
I mean, and anybody that voted for her under that pretense, honestly, is ridiculous.
You're insane.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
And he says, he says, he and the Trump Organization, who have probably done more for New York than virtually any other person or group, including employing many wonderful people and paying millions and millions of dollars in taxes.
I'm sure they miss him now that he's in Florida.
This never-ending witch hunt must stop.
We don't need racist political hacks going after good, hardworking people, That's the truth.
I've kind of been talking about this, and we have.
Mm-hmm.
I'm telling you, I always kind of feel like I have the pulse of the ordinary people out there, because I am one.
That's my qualification.
Yes, you are.
I'm just an old country boy sitting there in the country, and I kind of get the pulse when I talk to people.
I'm telling you, everywhere, everybody hates Biden.
They're tired of this leftist crap.
They're tired of pregnant man emojis.
They're tired of transgender 24-7.
They're tired of this month, that month, this month, this month, this month.
You know, everybody acting like they're a victim all the time.
They're tired of the riots, the burning down of the cities.
They're tired of it.
They've had the critical race theory, the teaching our kids about sex.
They are up to here with it, and it's all the Democrat Party.
That's all they push.
I mean, and now it's hitting them in the pocketbook so hard with gas and inflation that it's just like, damn!
I mean, they taught me into voting for Biden, and now I've got to spend a thousand more dollars a month I don't have for the same stuff.
It's true.
And when you look at the fact that Biden is not there, I mean, he gets lost absolutely everywhere.
You're talking about an empty suit.
This guy is not present.
The Easter Bunny's telling him what to do.
I mean, really, that is so awful.
While his wife, you know, gives him orders like you would a dog.
Seriously.
She's talking to him like a little two-year-old kid.
Now, you just sit there.
Geez.
I mean, okay, so Maysmore put together.
Think about this.
Think about Melania doing that to Trump.
Oh, no.
Just patting him and going, you just sit.
You just sit and I'm going to talk.
Just sit there.
Don't talk.
Just sit.
Wave.
Wave.
Sit.
Sit.
Roll over.
Scratch my belly.
Stay away from children.
It is a dog.
It is.
It's scary.
It really is.
Well, Maysmore put together just a conglomeration of Joe getting lost.
Check this out.
This is going to be long, isn't it?
This is something.
Yeah, exactly.
As he starts walking and he never stops to the end of the universe, right?
Oh, finding out if the earth is flat around Joe Biden.
Oh, I forgot about that.
They ignored him when Obama was there.
They ignored him.
They did, completely.
I mean, this is sad.
I mean...
What is happening here?
He's constantly...
Please give me attention.
He's lost.
Yeah, please.
Hi.
I'm gonna put my...
my hand on your shoulder.
This is sad.
Hey, look at me.
Remember me?
I'm the president.
Or so I'm told.
Hey, buddy.
Oh my gosh!
I know!
This!
Tells you everything you need to know.
Camilla, you're supposed to say something.
Look at that.
Oh yeah.
And then there he goes.
This one down the path.
And he ends up on the grass.
Look, they point left.
See?
Point left.
You go down to the right there and he just keeps going.
And he keeps going straight.
Into the grass.
Up through the hills.
Hmm.
Look at me barely walk, man.
I know.
Shuffle step.
Somebody following up the stairs.
I've never seen that before.
Good God.
That should have been the end of it right there.
They should have 25th amendment right there.
My goodness.
That's only...
I'm telling you, it's going to get worse.
There's something that's going to happen.
I think you're right.
I'm here to tell you.
He's going to short circuit or he's going to fall or faint or something bad because he's just so unhealthy.
It's true.
He can barely walk.
It's getting worse every day.
I mean, he's so stiff when he walks down.
Oh, it really is.
And that's why a lot of people say it's sad, is because it just, it is, in a way.
I don't feel sorry for him one bit, what he's doing to this country.
Screw him.
I know.
I curse him out every time I fill up my truck with gas, believe me.
Screw him.
Well, this is good news.
Him and his criminal family.
So, I saw this on your page as well.
Breaking news is from DailyMail.com.
Oh, yeah.
CDC's mask mandate for airplanes and other public transport is struck down by federal judge.
This is great.
And where's the federal judge?
Right here in Florida, man.
We're leading away people.
Yes, you are.
Move over, everybody.
Florida's going first.
We have a governor on offense, something that I've never seen a Republican do in my life, hardly.
Trump tried to, but he had to hold D.C. against him, Republican Congress and Senate as well.
Man, that Ron DeSantis, he goes on offense, offense, offense, offense, offense, offense, offense all day long.
He's amazing.
The man is so good.
Dude, I'm telling you, I never imagined him being like this because we had Rick Scott before then.
Who was a Republican, and he talked to talk, but I can't name one thing he did when he was in Florida as governor.
He was here for a long time.
I cannot name one thing he did, and the changes Ron DeSantis has made in three and a half years is just, I mean, more changes in that three and a half years than when I've been here a long time.
Man.
It's incredible.
I mean, it really is incredible.
And I think we're just going to see more from him.
Every day with DeSantis, he's doing something else that's just phenomenal.
He's just great.
He's totally unafraid.
And he don't back down.
He's just plowing right through them.
He plows through it.
He don't back down.
He don't give an inch.
And he plows through the next thing.
That's right.
Just like the whole world banning against him.
He used to don't say gay bill that doesn't say don't say gay.
And they did a full court press with every media outlet.
Every trick they had in their book.
And nobody believed it in the end.
He still had like 70% of the parents still love the law he did here in Florida.
I mean, it's not even close.
It tarnished Disney's reputation.
It's really amazing that we have all of this going on.
I think that when you start looking at what DeSantis does, he isn't looking for a title.
He's looking to do the right thing.
I mean, that's the thing.
He is a leader.
He is a born leader.
He wants to fix it.
He knows how to do it.
He doesn't care who's in the way.
He's going to do what he knows is right.
What was the monocleary?
I can never say I remember.
Oh, monoclonal.
Yeah, the monoclonal antibody clinics.
He put them up everywhere.
That's right.
And then they made fun of him.
They made fun of him at the White House.
And everybody made fun of him.
I mean, nobody was doing it but him.
And it was working like a charm.
It's amazing.
And so all these other states adopted it.
And then what does the White House do?
They tried to shut it down.
And, of course, he said, we'll buy our own stuff.
Screw you.
We did it ourselves.
You know what?
He threatened California.
He said, hey, you know what?
If you're having trouble unloading your goods in California, why don't you just come to Florida?
I mean, he's just tackling it.
We ain't got no problems.
Sure, we'd love to have your business here.
Come on.
Come on, come on.
We don't have a bottleneck here.
That's right.
Oh my gosh.
But what he's done with Disney is unbelievable.
He's taken on a corporate giant.
Election fraud.
Yeah.
He's turned purple state into the deepest red.
This thing's going to be as deep as red as Montana, I'm telling you.
And it's all from going on the damn offense and staying on the offense and not worrying about what everybody thinks.
And everything he does works, and it's helping our state.
It's not just going on offense like a Democrat and cram Obamacare down people's throats and stuff people don't want.
I mean, everything he's doing is helping.
Exactly.
Take a page, Republicans.
I'm serious.
Yeah, and the people coming around.
I've never seen anything like it.
Nobody like this little town I live in.
There's a little road here that goes to the beach.
A couple of them, two lanes, state roads.
They're busy every Friday or so, and they're a little bit busy in the summer.
Not busy like L.A. traffic.
Right, my parking lot.
I mean, a car comes by every minute or so.
I would love for you to drive in the car with me.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm telling you, in the last two years, or three years since COVID, or two years, or how long it's been, it is just like, I cannot believe the people coming south.
And nobody's ever come up the north lane.
It's just south, south, south.
Wow.
Isn't that wild?
And it's back.
And I have people offering to buy my property every single day almost for lots of money, like double what I paid for it four years ago.
I believe it.
I completely believe it.
And I mean, it's just, you know...
I don't know how else to say it.
They're coming here in droves.
They are.
I have friends that have properties there and they're like, I do not want to sell my property at all.
But with the prices that they're being offered...
Yeah, the bottom's got to fall out.
Yeah.
It's big time.
It's the new California in prices.
And as far as people wanting to move there.
And golly, I don't know if there's going to be a bottom.
I really don't know if there will be, because as long as it's on this course, it's going to stay that way.
I had a friend of mine that lived about, he lives about, I used to be his neighbor years ago, and I had leased a house right beside him, but it was on a bay, and it's, you know, boat dock, and he's got a boat lift.
He can go right out into the bay or the intercoastal waterways, and I don't know how long he had this house.
He's an older guy, but he had this house for I don't know.
I don't even know what he paid for it.
Maybe he didn't pay $200,000 for it back in the 70s or something.
You know what I mean?
Right.
And somebody bought his.
He was trying to sell it and just move out into the country.
And they bought it for, I don't want to say, but so much money.
And sight unseen.
Somebody called from Tennessee and bought it.
Without even looking at it.
Oh, yeah.
I know about those.
I mean, my God.
That's right.
They just want the property.
That's it.
I got people.
I have realtors call me and say, hey, we have somebody at a senior property from the road, and they're willing to do whatever it takes to get it.
They want a place that, you know, because people want to move out in the country and get away from the cities right now, too.
It's not just the state of Florida.
It's country versus city.
So you're winning both ways.
Yeah.
Man!
Yes!
Catered Ranch is the new sheep.
I'm not selling ever.
Right?
I mean, this is what everybody is striving for.
You're the new thing.
The it amongst them all.
The capital I, capital T. I actually had some friends of mine when I bought it, like, four years ago.
Man, it's just like, there's nobody.
And there's nothing.
You have to go, like, get to the main grocery store, like, 80 mile round trip.
He says, man, what are you going to do if this happens or this happens?
I said, man, that's what I want.
I don't want to be around anybody.
That's right.
And then like two years later, I was going, God, that's the smartest investment you ever made in your life, man.
I know.
I know.
And I think it's so amazing because you love it there.
I mean, the pictures just tell such a story with all the dogs and the kitty cats, and you're able to write your book.
And like you were talking about the stars the other day.
It was really interesting.
I listened to everything that you say.
And when you were describing how nice it was, just look up at the sky and to see the stars and how clear it was.
And I'm, you know, I'm really evaluating.
I'm like, I can't do that.
I know, but I think, you know, a lot of this just comes with age.
You know, I think when you get older, you've done, I mean, I've already traveled and, you know, I've been to Europe and I've been here and I've been here and I've been to the big sporting events and I've been to the Masters.
I travel, travel, travel, travel, travel, and I just don't care to do it anymore.
I just want to stay in one place and just chill out.
And I have for, I mean, I've had the place for four years now and I just love it.
You know, I got up this morning and walked Sweetie around, my little girl dog, and she always stays right with me.
I'm very protective of her because I got three big monster horndog males on her trail.
Yes.
But man, my whole back fence line's turned into honeysuckles over the last three or four years just naturally.
God, the smell this morning, them honeysuckles.
Oh, I bet it's good.
Man, it'd knock you back.
Oh, I bet it's amazing.
I know it is.
And, you know, they're happy there, too.
So it's just great.
I think the whole thing is wonderful.
Get out of the cities.
You're going to have to at some point.
At some point, yes.
It's so bad.
I mean, how bad can it get?
The problem is, it doesn't matter who runs the governors and stuff.
All these cities, especially the bigger cities, Detroit, New York, Chicago, LA, San Francisco, there's probably not one Republican anywhere in their city that's elected.
And it's not going to get any better because they just get dumber and they just get loopier and crazier and more insane.
Look at that Eric Adams, man.
He's worse than de Blasio.
Isn't he out of his mind?
Yes, completely.
I mean, we know what to do to stop.
You cannot let criminals sit there and have a free-for-all in your city and get out with no, you know, you don't have to pay any bail and you get out and you do it again and you put them back in.
You can't have a revolving door with the same criminals.
They literally own your city.
They do.
Absolutely, they do.
You're going to have to get out at some point.
Everybody.
I'm definitely looking at that as well.
But, you know, it's different because with the extremely wealthy, they don't have to worry about it.
They live behind the walls.
They have private security that they've hired.
They will sit there and vote for people in, you know, as far as leaders in our city that are saying defund the police, but they're hiring private security anyway.
As bodyguards and also to protect their properties, to make sure that anybody that looks out of place is removed from their neighborhoods.
I mean, there are rules in place in LA. And it's interesting because they could care less about the border.
They could care less about any of us because they're totally taken care of.
You move somewhere, you don't have to pick up your dog's shit with a little plastic hand glove.
That's all I'm saying.
If you've got to pick up your dog's shit with a little plastic hand glove, you're way too close to the damn city.
Oh, man.
God.
Well, it looks like we've got Elon Musk, who is making a lot of noise over there, and everybody is really, really starting to freak out.
And it looks like Jack Dorsey is coming on board.
So Twitter founder Jack Dorsey slams its board of directors for plots and coups that have consistently been the dysfunction of the company, as Elon Musk hints at hostile takeover with Love Me Tinder tweet.
Yeah, but what is Love Me Tender?
I saw that tweet, but I don't get the meaning of it.
So, I'm thinking that basically what they're trying to say here...
Okay, because they give us a little background.
So, Elvis is coming back.
Elvis never left, I'm afraid.
Never left the building.
Never left the building.
So, Love Me Tender, he has here.
And then you've got it...
Okay, so then they're going back and it says...
On April 5th, 2022, Parag announces, he says, I'm excited to share that we're appointing Elon Musk to our board.
Through conversations with Elon in recent weeks, it became clear to us that he would bring great value to our board.
Well, Jack at that time said, I'm really happy Elon is joining the Twitter board.
He cares deeply about our world and Twitter's role in it.
Parag and Elon both lead with their hearts and they will be an incredible team.
So then you go on and you see here on April 16th...
Not the Parag.
He's terrible.
Oh, Parag is horrible.
So on April 16th, he says, when I was fired, Jack says, when I was fired in 2008 and made chair, the board took most of my shares away from me.
I also gave 1% of the company back to the employee pool in 2015, so ended up with very little of the company.
And this yesterday was sent out by ihadrami underscore.
And he says, if you look into the history of the Twitter board, it's intriguing as I was witness on its early beginnings, mired in plots and coups, and particularly amongst Twitter's founding members.
I wish it could be made into a Hollywood thriller one day.
And Jack says it's consistently been the dysfunction of the company, meaning plots and coups.
Not only do them board members hardly ever tweet, or even use the platform, but they don't own any of it, hardly.
None.
Right.
And they get paid like $400,000 a year, just basically don't show up, just be on the board.
It's probably the first decision they made in three years.
It's incredible to me.
And I mean, even Barack Obama doesn't own his account, from what I understand.
Somebody else runs it completely.
They don't even engage at all.
It's interesting.
So it will be, from what I understand, what he plans on doing is taking it directly to the shareholders and bypassing the board, which will be an interesting move, to say the least.
Because I think there are a lot of people that are saying, hey, you know what?
I would love to be able to sell my stock for that amount.
Yeah.
And there's a lot of pushback going on as a result of this.
So I think you're going to see that.
They could buy it.
They could buy it.
for the buyout which is way more than it's worth right now and Elon Musk and then they can take that huge profit they made and buy some more shares And that'll be worth even more once he starts running it.
I mean, they can make a fortune on this.
They sure could.
And I expect them to.
I really do.
I think that right now everybody is just so afraid.
This is really it.
Donald Trump again living in their head.
Orange man is going to come back to the platform that they can't stand it.
Or Republicans are going to come back.
Like it's the end of the world.
A president of our United States of America can talk on Twitter.
Like he's the devil or something.
It's true.
I mean, this is really something.
He made it fun.
Sucks without him over there.
It really does.
I mean, the whole thing is completely worthless.
And I also heard they got rid of El Donaldo Trumpo as well.
They suspended his account today.
It's just never going to end.
Last week, we need a Broderick.
Eldonado got it today.
I think he's back already, though.
It's horrible.
Well, Twitter's board plays poison pill, as you all know, but Elon's response show he's all in to win.
He also said the board's going to...
He tweeted today that if the takeover, he can take it over, that he's going to pay the board zero.
They're getting a zero salary.
That's right.
Isn't that fun?
I love that.
The board salary will be zero.
That means they'll have people on the board that want to be there.
Yep.
Exactly.
So that's $3 million a year saved right there, he tweeted out.
So he's not going anywhere soon.
This thing, a lot of people have already got wagers on it, I hear, in Vegas.
And whether he buys it or not.
I'm sure.
Yes.
You can bet on anything in Vegas.
You can literally go in there in a football game, say.
You can bet on, I say, three people.
I bet one person will get hurt and carried out on a cart and they'll make up an odd for it.
You can make up anything and they'll make an odds for it.
And he does have a plan B. You know he does have a plan B. I'm sure it's C, D, and E. Sure.
Oh my gosh.
So yeah, I think this is going to be interesting.
I think it's great to watch how Elon is playing everyone.
I mean, watch this.
This is a really good one.
Playing him like a drum.
I saw this one.
Did you see this one?
Yeah.
Just let him right along.
He's having a wonderful time.
Don't think he sweats any of this like a normal person would.
He's like, let's play.
You want to play?
I'm the richest man in the world.
I'm good at this.
He's ten steps ahead of him.
Gosh.
Is this not fun?
I thought of you immediately.
I was like, I know Catherine's probably seen it, but I'm going to grab it anyway.
Oh, my gosh.
So, yeah.
I mean, there's going to be a lot that happens.
And you know what?
And I'm talking about the Twitter takeover from a completely different view because, you know, I've been suspended.
I seriously don't even think that even with Elon coming back that my account would even come back.
And how did you get suspended?
I mean, you literally basically just retweet a lot of people and then you put information about, you know, stuff you're doing and retweet.
I mean, I cannot believe you got suspended.
I don't put anything edgy out there.
No idea how they added you into that group.
It's so bizarre, but remember when I was on Twitter and I was part of that 200 list on Hillary Clinton?
Oh yeah.
That's what did it, I think, because I was targeted by her.
What did they get rid of all of them?
Do you know?
Yeah, I think everybody on that list is gone now.
What happened was, because a lot of people don't know that story, before any of this happened, I was on Twitter, and okay, I live in LA, so I was getting out my frustration on Twitter.
I was just tweeting a lot, and I was talking about how I felt about politics and how I didn't want to vote for Hillary Clinton.
And because just because she's a woman and that I'm expected to and because I'm one and that this whole glass ceiling thing, I want to see more.
I want to see what she has to offer and all of that stuff, right?
So I'm getting all my frustration out online.
So I end up making this list and I go from being like anonymous basically to my phone blowing up and people saying Q sent me and all of this stuff because it like made all of these different ledgers or whatever.
And then I ended up on liberal think tanks where they were studying my account And 200 other people's accounts.
So we decided to kind of unite and said, hey, you know what?
They're upset about social media.
There's your first clue.
Get more involved.
So I started tweeting a lot and we started working because it did make a difference.
And I think that the memes made a difference.
And I think that's how we won 2016, was that people were watching the messaging.
Hillary Clinton knows that.
Democrats know that.
The powers that be know that.
And Elon Musk, this is why they're so afraid of him, because they don't want to lose the power of that.
Right now, they know that it's going to be an absolute wipeout in the midterms.
And so they want to shut these voices down as much as possible and provide just an echo mockingbird chamber of the far left talking points.
That's all they want to do here.
This is their strategy.
It's always been their strategy.
You can branch out.
There's so many places you can go.
Yeah.
I mean, there's so many social media outlets right now and this and that.
You can just skip around.
I mean, they cannot shut us down.
That's why they're going to try to eventually control the internet, tax it, and this and that.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it scares them completely to death.
Yeah.
There's nothing that scared a government worse than the internet age because it's loud people.
You can just get on the air and I can talk to somebody in Sweden right now.
You know what I mean?
In five seconds.
That's right.
We can share ideas and we figure things out on our own.
They had a monopoly on this for a long time.
I mean, I'm sure my parents, you know, when they were watching Walter Conkroy, thought they were telling the truth.
And they wasn't.
It was all propaganda.
Every bit of it.
All of it.
And that's how they've run this whole thing.
And I think that there's been a lot of that, that they've decided to exchange it, like year by year.
You have this agreement, so to speak, like a gentleman's agreement that's not in writing.
It's kind of a nod.
We'll let you win this time, we'll win next time.
And that's kind of how it's gone all of these years, until you had the phenomenon of President Trump, where they didn't...
You see what happens?
Do you see what they're...
They're trying not to just get Trump, but they want to get anybody in the future, an outsider who wants to go up there and turn upside down their apple cart.
See what's going to happen?
We're going to go after you.
We're going to do special counsels.
We're going to make up...
A treasonous, you know, this, Russia collusion, we're going to put you through court.
We're going to try to bankrupt your family, everybody that knows you.
All your affiliates, we're going to put in prison.
If they know you, we're going to raid your lawyers.
Giuliani with the FBI, we're going to frame your picks.
I mean, this is what they did.
Absolutely it is.
And it's a message.
It's a message to send to anybody in the future that we pick from either party who runs this thing.
Because they do.
They get up there and every four to eight years it changes back and forth and they give 4.4%.
$5 trillion a year to their buddies.
It's a scam.
It is a scam.
And you have this.
I mean, today, for example, this is breaking.
Exclusive, you have Donald Trump Jr.'s fiancée, Kimberly.
She arrives in D.C. to be grilled by January 6th committee after abruptly ending her initial interview as panel continues to gathering evidence of, of course, President Trump's role in the Capitol uprising.
Okay, so it continues.
It's on film!
It's so ridiculous that we are still talking about this and that you still have people in jail.
The whole rally's on film, by the way.
I know it!
It just doesn't make any sense.
Peacefully and patriotically, they can't get past that.
They can't.
Go to the Capitol, but be peaceful and patriotic.
He told them to be peaceful.
They can't get around it.
Unbelievable.
Well, I will say that I looked at your page today, and when I see something like that, I think of this now.
Cough, cough, BS, cough, cough.
McCarthy pledges to hold Biden accountable all of a sudden.
You think he got the message?
He ain't gonna do nothing.
Of course not.
They're going to have some bullcrap committees that do nothing.
No charges will ever be dropped.
They won't touch the January 6th political prisoners.
They won't touch anything.
Election fraud.
They won't touch anything.
We won't do it.
They'll start going after his Ukraine deals and stuff.
There's so many different ways to get him.
But they'll nibble around the edges and they won't do shit.
Not that guy.
He ain't no different than Pelosi.
There's no difference between Pelosi, McCarthy, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Drunk Osi.
Drunk OC. I just made it up.
Oh my gosh, I love that one.
Oh, wow.
We let the memes begin because we need that.
Yes, Drunk OC is who she is.
She really is drunk sometimes.
I'm telling you, I know what drunks sound like because I get drunk on occasion.
And I've been around drunks many times in my life.
I mean, she's slurring her words and she's just like, she's just gone.
She is.
Absolutely gone.
And she also, I mean, her ratings are just pathetic.
Aesthetic.
She is in such bad shape.
You even have Elizabeth Warren targeting her now to avoid the midterm loss.
She's probably got a flask in her bra.
Probably.
Or hooked on to one of her pantsuits.
Who knows?
Or you've got like some kind of tube up there or something.
I don't know.
But here she is.
Elizabeth Warren has targeted Nancy Drunk Losey.
I have to get used to saying that.
In bid to avoid midterm losses.
And so she took aim at the Speaker of the House, Nancy Drunklosi, in a new essay urging Democrats to make progress on what she described as a stalled agenda ahead of the upcoming midterm elections.
Stalled agenda?
They ain't done nothing since they've been in.
It's just been decreed by the President.
That's it.
Executive orders.
Do you think that they are going to initiate another executive order for student loan forgiveness?
Well, they can't.
I mean, it's just going to break the, you know, it's not going to help them.
How's it going to help them?
I said this before, just as soon as you give them students, if you did something and waved to the lawn where they didn't have to pay back their loans, you're going to bankrupt all the institutions that carried them.
I mean, that's the thing.
You've got the banks to contend with, but you've got Peskenki, Saki, who's sitting there teasing, saying it's still on the table.
Yeah.
They're so low in approval rating, but you think they're going to go vote after you give them?
Somebody begs for something free.
And like, I want this for free.
I want this for free.
Okay, here it is for free.
Okay, six months later.
Hey, I need you to vote for me now.
Why?
I got it for free already.
I don't need you now.
Right.
This is the mindset of these people.
They're freeloaders.
They don't care what you give it to them.
I mean, you think they're going to stick around?
I mean, what if a crackhead comes up to you on the road, you know, the street, and you go, I'm going to give you three crack rocks, man, but I want you to hang around and have me sweep the porch.
Give him three crack rocks.
All you're going to see is his backside.
He's gone.
He's gone.
Go to the hunter's house.
I didn't really give any credence to it either.
I really didn't.
But I do know that there's been a lot of back and forth with Skanky, Socky, and Juicy lately.
Well, the press wants them to do it because they know they're losing every demographic right now, and the young people are just totally over them.
They're never going to get anybody back because they don't have a personality to do it.
You're not drawn to them.
You're repulsed by them.
You are.
Everything he says, the way he says, it's repulsive, and it pushes you away.
There's nothing they can do.
Everything they're doing, they're not changing anything.
They're not changing anything that's going to help the gas prices, inflation.
Everything they're doing is going to make it worse.
Let's give free stuff.
Right.
They think that that's the weight of their hearts is just give it to them.
Just show them.
You never notice.
They don't tell the, you know, they're like big pharma, big business, big Enron.
But what about big college who charges?
That's right.
You know, these big colleges that charge $200,000 for an education that has some weirdo professor talking nonsense up there.
It's not worth near that money.
How much money?
Where's their bills into this?
A couple of people teaching classes?
Well, that's what it is.
See, the salaries.
Remember, Joe Biden got paid, what, a couple million for being a...
They're making billions.
These colleges are worth billions.
Exactly.
And why don't they just give it for free instead that you don't even have to get a loan?
Why don't they offer their buddies all these colleges like Yale and Harvard and Berkeley and all their little ones they like?
They never mention.
Why don't the colleges give it for free?
They won't have to get a loan then.
It's unreal.
I know.
But they have to pay the salaries of all of these influential people that are going to be temporary professors for a year or whatever, at least on paper, like Joe Biden goes around counting that he was because he made all of this money.
I mean, this is another scam.
That hasn't been investigated.
Exactly, exactly.
Well, here you've got, you wonder why there is a problem within the Republican Party.
Well, here's another one.
Dirtbag Rhino Fred Upton goes on Meet the Press and says Republican Party is in troubled waters.
Sound familiar?
We were just talking about Mitch McCobble doing that last week.
We're not in troubled waters.
Because of Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert.
Nope.
Nope.
Those are the people that should be leading the party.
We're in trouble waters because of coward, spineless people like you, you know, that go on and talk about Republicans on fake news networks.
That's it, too.
That is it.
And we need a lot more Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert and some others.
Yeah, not less.
Not less.
Okay, so we've got Drunk Losey and we've got Dumpton, so we're in good shape today.
You're on it.
Can you believe the show's over already?
I can't.
I just looked up and I went, oh my gosh, what am I going to do with all this other news?
It's just constant.
It's like...
We'll catch it tomorrow.
We'll catch it all tomorrow.
Anyway, everyone, I just wanted to give a special shout out and thank you to everyone that helps us behind the scenes from our moderators to the people that do a lot of our memes, our promos and our logos and just getting the word out there.
You guys are all amazing and we appreciate your help so much because we're a two-man show basically, but you make it into like an army.
And we cannot thank you enough.
We actually got over 81,000 downloads on our podcast, which we just started over there on Apple, iTunes, yes, and Amazon and some of the others that we restream on.
So I was really excited about that because we weren't doing that since the beginning.
We just started doing that.
So we've already gotten a lot of action over there.
And then Rumble.
Thank you all so much for creating an account on Rumble.
Rumble.com.
And also subscribing to our show over there because that's growing incredibly well.
And so we appreciate that.
And we want to support people that support us.
And Rumble definitely is doing their job.
And thank you, Silent Night, for your donation.
Anyway, thank you for subscribing and sharing and liking.
We will continue to appreciate that.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye.
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