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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening?
Oh, wow.
Lots and lots of things, but I know you're in the middle of a storm right now.
Is that correct?
Well, no, it's going to the north of us.
Just a little bit, huh?
Just missed you.
Yeah, it's so close all day.
It was supposed to just tornado watch, crazy storm from 7 a.m.
this morning on, so it's, man, it's 3 p.m.
now.
Oh, my gosh.
I live so close to the time zone that I go by eastern time.
You basically go out my driveway, you turn left, you're in central, you turn right, you're in eastern.
That's how close I am.
Oh my gosh, you're right there at the crossroads.
Whichever one you favor.
When Mexico Beach hadn't blown down, they had like, you know, right in the middle, the time zone's right in the middle.
It's just a little bit.
It was.
They've actually rebuilt it back now, so it's kind of getting back again.
Oh my gosh.
But there's a, yeah, the time zone's right in the middle, so...
When the bars close down Saturday night in one time zone, all of them leave, and it's just like this line at 2 a.m.
in the morning going down to this other rickety bar.
We've got an hour left last fall.
We've got another hour at this one.
It's hilarious.
Oh, that's awesome.
Well, this tornado in the south, the watch is issued for 7 million as severe thunderstorms threaten storm-fatigued south through Wednesday, bringing heavy hail and 75-mile-per-hour winds.
I just got my property cleaned up.
Don't do it.
It's blowing about 35-40 right now, but it's not.
I'm telling you, it's just to the north of us all day.
Just right to the north.
Wow.
Well, we do know that...
Maybe 50 miles.
If we were 50 miles, we'd be getting killed all day.
I'm hoping it stays up there.
You have been in them before.
I mean, and...
Oh, Lord.
Oh, yeah.
To where you've had no signal as a result of it.
It just totally cut you out completely.
Oh, yeah.
I stayed here during the biggest hurricane that ever hit the United States.
Hurricane Michaels, Category 5.
Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
It was four hours of pure hell that I thought I was going to die.
I can imagine.
That can get pretty scary.
My parents were in Katrina, and I couldn't get in touch with them for over two weeks, and it was frightening.
And I thought, oh, I'll just fly down there, and I'll go to their house and see them and make sure they're okay.
And everybody looks at me like, are you kidding?
Do you know anything about a storm?
Well, no.
When you live in Southern California, you don't have things like that.
When you leave, they won't ever let you back in.
That's the problem.
That's right.
You might not be able to get back to your home for two days.
It might be three weeks, might be three months.
So that's why nobody leaves.
If they'd let people back to secure their property after the storm's over, but they won't do it.
There's always excuses.
Power lines down.
There's this and that.
We can watch for our own danger.
We're okay.
So that's why I never leave in them.
Golly, you are brave.
Plus, I couldn't now.
What am I going to do with four dogs and three cats?
I was going to say.
I mean, you've got a zoo to take care of.
That would be really rough to try to move everyone.
Well, just praying for you and everybody else that may be affected by these storms.
So today's show, this is kind of a funny story, is Mitt the Dick 2.
Because...
Oh, Dick Mitt!
Mitt Dick.
Because I asked her this morning, I'm like, so what do you want to name the show?
And he's like, Mitt the Dick.
And I'm like, well, we already have one.
Do you want to make it a sequel?
2.0.
The sequel.
Yes.
So we're just not going to end there.
So yes, he is both.
I told you.
I told you.
Remember?
Yes, you did.
I said Murkowski.
I said Murkowski could not because she's in the election year, but she probably will.
But I guarantee you Mitt Romney and Susan Collins.
Oh, definitely.
And they didn't disappoint either.
So RINO's Mitt Romney and Lisa Murkowski say they will vote to confirm radical Marxist Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court.
It should be no surprise to anyone.
Radical.
Right.
Right.
So the rhinos of all rhinos definitely did not disappoint.
They are going to confirm Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court.
Don't forget, you also pointed out that Ketanji Brown is also related to Paul Ryan.
So this is that same group.
This is that same rhino group that we're trying to get out of office and out of the Republican Party.
We need to oust them.
And this is something that they're in concert together to confirm.
So these are the people.
They have identified themselves to you.
We know who they are.
We just need to work extra hard to get them out of office.
It's the Democrat.
We hate...
It's the Democrat.
Everybody's a white supremacist, and we hate white people.
Right.
But they marry or date white men, like AOC, white boyfriend.
Right.
Kamal Harris, white husband.
This lady, white husband.
It's just so hilarious to sit there and listen to these people, especially AOC. Just white, evil white, white, and white people are white supremacists.
Well, that's what they are.
And they don't even try to hide it.
But what I'm doing, and I don't know, others can do it as well, because I know the left does it, I'm taking a page out of their book, is that on these races, when you've got people like Murkowski, who is coming up on her election, I am not, I'm using my funds, I'm not going to the Republican National Committee.
And donating money there because I know it's just going to go to support these rhinos.
I'm actually sending it to their opponents in the primaries.
The ones that are endorsed by President Trump.
Because if I give my money to the RNC, I know it's going to go.
Never give your money to them.
No.
It's going to support Murkowski and Rino Romney.
Liz Cheney.
Lindsey Graham Crackers, Liz Cheney, exactly.
I'm not even thinking about it.
So go straight to the candidate.
That's what I'm doing.
And even though they're not in my area here in California, California is lost.
So I'm going to support those critical races to where I can see something happen.
I can see change.
Romney just does that because he's such a snide.
He's just a dick.
And he's just like, I'm going to get all them Trump people back for not being nice to me.
That's just the way he is.
He's a little kid.
He got a horrible...
He thought he was going to be president.
He thought they were going to win that election.
Oh, they all did.
Yeah, definitely.
And he didn't work hard for it.
He didn't campaign the last two weeks.
I hated I voted for him now.
I don't believe in setting out elections, but if I'd have known what I know now, I'd have set that one out.
I wouldn't have given my vote.
Yeah.
I think a lot of people feel that way.
I absolutely feel like a lot of people feel that way.
I mean, here you have Obama, and you look at what a disaster he was.
But honestly, when you start looking at the damage the Rhinos do to our own party, really, could there be anything worse?
I mean, they're liars.
They are complete liars in disguise.
I think that they actually rank worse for me than Democrats.
Oh, yeah.
At least a Democrat tells you who they are.
These are just backstabbing liars.
They're the same.
There's no difference between, I mean, I'm telling you, McCarthy and McConnell's no different than Schumer and Pelosi.
There's hardly any difference between them on anything.
They only get up there and fight when they know they're going to lose something, too.
Oh, I know.
That's why they're making such a big deal out of it.
Yeah.
Oh, we want this, and we're going to fight against this.
And they know they don't have the votes, and they're going to lose anyway.
So they get up there and just pretend to be a conservative.
They're just backstabbers.
And they're backstabbing their own constituents.
And somehow, miraculously, they get voted back into office.
And hopefully that's going to change because our voting system, I hope, is going to change the more and more that people are becoming aware of what happened in 2020.
And it wasn't just the presidential election that was affected.
It was many of these seats, as you all know.
So we'll see what happens.
But just in the last couple of weeks, I loved how you pointed this tweet out from Greg Price.
Mitt Romney's last few weeks, he confirmed Ketanji Brown Jackson voted against repealing TSA mask mandate.
Didn't show up to vote defunding Biden vaccine mandate.
Accused Tulsi Gabbard of treason for opposing war in Ukraine.
This is what we have here.
He just voted no on that Brown a year ago, too.
And now he puts out a statement.
She's so qualified.
Well, she wouldn't qualify a year ago because nobody was watching it.
So you got a grandstand.
He loves it.
He loves to get adulation from the left because he don't get it on the right.
And his ego is like that.
He has to have it.
It's true.
I mean, here he is in his mom jeans.
I mean, you know, and you've got Hip Turd right behind him.
Have you missed Hip Turd?
I haven't seen him lately.
He and Hunter must be hanging out in California in that $30 million a month mansion.
Crack house.
That's what I'm assuming, right?
Crack mansion.
It looks like something Hunter would wear.
Yeah.
No, but he absolutely is.
He's so rotten.
He's rotten to the core.
And then here you are again, and there's smiles at the wheel, and there is Romney.
Our government sits there and shouts all day, Russia's evil.
They're corrupt.
This country's corrupt.
China's corrupt.
This is criminal.
All the countries in the Middle East are corrupt.
All these countries are corrupt.
And then Hunter Biden is sitting in a mansion, a $30,000 mansion, and he's got a laptop out there with 16,000 felonies on it, all to see.
Geez, they don't even try to hide it anymore.
We're corrupt.
Just as corrupt.
Well, I loved what you said here.
You pointed that out.
You said, of course, Mitt Romney is supporting Joe Biden because just like Hunter, his son was involved in the million-dollar no-show jobs in Ukraine.
Many of them were.
I mean, let's face it.
It doesn't just stop there.
Biden's son, Romney's son, Pelosi's son, Kerry's son, they were all on the board of directors for energy companies doing business in Ukraine.
Making millions, none of them, and believe me, I guarantee you all of them are just like Hunter, exactly.
Jeez.
Living off rich dead.
Well, they all need to be investigated.
What are they doing?
These Ukraine gas companies wanted them for their expertise?
Want Hunter for their expertise?
No.
They're selling influence.
It's the only reason they got hired for millions of dollars.
So Joe Biden and them, you know, funnel all their money over there.
It's unreal.
It's really unreal.
And the fact that you've got Republicans there that are just standing by not saying a word about it.
You know, if it were the left, they would be saying, hey, we need to look and we need to investigate this.
We demand transparency, right?
Isn't that what Biden ran on was transparency?
Well, he certainly doesn't want to be transparent right now.
Here you are again.
Why did Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi's sons get million-dollar sweetheart deals in Ukraine gas companies with absolutely zero experience?
Did any of your children get the same deal?
Anyone else sick and damn tired of this BS? I mean, seriously.
I know I am.
It's just right there.
Yeah.
It's right there for the world to see.
Well, you also have in the universities, too.
I don't even tweet about Ukraine hardly ever because I just don't care.
Because everything's a lie.
Our media, everything they say is a lie.
Everything, of course, the Biden administration says is a lie.
The Ukraine media and everything they say is a lie.
Everything the Russian media says is a lie.
So I just lost interest because you never know what's coming out of there.
They're like, there's a video of this.
There's a video of this.
There's a video of this.
Mass killings.
Mass killings.
Who knows if it's true or not?
Because all y'all do is lie.
So we don't believe you because you're liars.
I'm not a Putin puppet.
I just don't believe you because you're damn liars.
You never tell the truth.
Why would I want to believe somebody that never tells the truth?
It's so ridiculous.
But not only that, isn't this a perfect case and point of white privilege?
I mean, honestly, they're the ones with the white privilege.
I mean, let's face it, it doesn't just stop here with million-dollar sweetheart deals, as you like to refer to them, with the Ukraine and other gas companies where they're just raking in incredible money and with unbelievable position and power.
But also in the universities, you saw exactly what happened.
All of those Hollywood and their kids, all of Hollywood elite, their kids, and politicians, their kids, all were able to get into these colleges.
In your town, yeah.
In your town, they're paying to get them into college.
That's right.
This is white privilege.
Half a million dollars to get some brat.
Half a million dollars to get a brat in college.
Just so you can say at the party, oh, my daughter's in Berkeley.
Oh, really?
Really?
You mean the drug addict that never showed up for class?
Yeah.
Come on.
It's no-show diplomas like no-show jobs.
That's right.
I mean, that's really what it is.
It's almost laughable.
Your kids suck because y'all give them everything they want.
They never have to work for anything.
I just can't imagine being given everything in life.
My whole life I've loved to work hard and even if I get something little and I earn it, it means something.
I mean, man, I was a musician and it took me to have a really nice guitar, a really nice one.
You know, I started playing guitar when I was about 10 or 12 years old, and I played professionally for years.
And to really have a nice one, I mean a nice one, I think I was almost 40 before I could afford it.
So I went 25 years playing pawn shop guitars, anything, get my hands on, trading.
But you appreciate it.
Yeah.
So much.
When you finally get it, when you finally buy something like that and you're able to buy your first brand new car.
That's right.
I mean, it means something to you because you work all those years for it.
And they don't care about anything because it's given to them.
They don't.
They really don't.
But this is white privilege, and I think that a lot of people need to be reminded this case and point is what that is.
And yeah, I mean, we're sure that 10% at this point went to the big guy, but we think it's even more than that.
We think that that's a pretty low estimate considering it all.
But I will say that there is one person that, of course, we can always rely on to tell the truth and to speak up, and that's Marjorie Taylor Greene.
She is calling the GOP senators supporting Brown pro-pedophile.
Good for her, because that's exactly what it is.
Susan Collins, didn't she not vote for Amy Comey Barrett?
I know Lisa Murkowski voted no.
She votes no on Kavanaugh and yes on this woman.
You know, with friends like these, this is the Republican Party.
That's why I hate them so much.
This is why I left the Republican Party.
This is why.
I'm not a party girl anymore.
I already told you that.
No more.
No more for me.
I am finished with it.
I mean, first off, there isn't a Republican Party in California.
We all know that.
It's like non-existent.
But besides that, honestly, when you've got people like this running, and running the party, and they're the most powerful, the most influential, you've got Mitch McConnell, you've got Kevin McCarthy, I'm sorry, no.
Thank you very much.
I'm fortunate that I can actually vote in a primary without being associated to a particular party, so I can vote on the candidate themselves.
In Florida, you do not have that luxury.
You cannot do that.
I can hear.
We should tell everybody that if they start hearing this real loud alarm going on...
Oh, we should!
We should probably let you all know that if you all hear like huge alarms...
There's where Jules does her broadcast from.
They're said between what?
8 and 4 30 this afternoon.
They're going to be testing a fire alarm.
So...
Right.
All over Hollywood.
It's going to be interesting.
And they're just kind of picking and choosing.
So they said, well, you may need to get your dog out of there because, you know, he's got sensitive ears.
And I'm like, what?
Oh, my gosh.
Better get his designer Gucci socks, sweater, and boots on.
I'll have a bag at the door just in case, you know.
She's probably got a fireman's outfit for him with fire boots, fire socks.
Oh, why not?
That's a wonderful idea.
You like that, don't you?
I think so.
The fire alarm comes out in a little fire suit.
Yeah.
I don't see anything wrong with that.
She's seriously going to go buy a fire suit tomorrow.
Why not?
We could be something new every single day.
It's interesting.
But yes, I do.
I like to dress him up.
He's so much fun.
But yeah, so if you hear a huge alarm going off, if I'm randomly selected, then you'll know it's not the FBI. It's not the CIA. We're not being swatted.
It's the fire alarm.
But anyway, this does not surprise me at all that you've got the same repeat offenders that are really dragging us down.
Senators Susan Collins, Maine, Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, and Mitt Romney of Utah.
God, get Mitt Romney out of there, Utah.
His primary challengers should win by 80 points.
If we don't start doing that to these people, then that's how you straighten them out.
They're like, man, I better straighten out.
I lose by 80 points.
Like Mitt Romney.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I think it's wonderful that everybody's focused now that the secret's out of the bag on Hunter Biden.
I think that's good news.
At least you've got some of the lamestream that are having to admit that they were completely wrong the entire time.
I loved this.
Introducing Malibu Crack Barbie.
Yeah.
Only you.
You know who sent me that at 6.30 this morning?
Who?
And made it?
Christy Swanson.
Oh, that is so cute.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer sent me that.
I swear to God.
I just got like, she texted me and she's like, look, I made this.
Post it.
I said, you want me to post it?
And I said, yes.
I said, I'll post it.
Perfect.
Oh my gosh.
I think that is absolutely perfect.
I think that is a perfect gift for this because that is exactly what it is.
Can you believe that our taxpayers' money is being spent that way?
I mean, I can because that's the reality of the situation we live under in this regime.
Well, he's in a $20,000 a month house, but the ones in the Secret Service went over there and rented him a $30,000 house next door to watch him.
Right.
Make sure that he's open.
And we know what he's doing in there.
Of course.
We know exactly.
We know exactly what you're doing in there.
Smoking crack.
And prostitutes.
Crack, prostitutes, blow.
Oh, God.
You know what you're doing.
Do drugs during the day and still functions?
He'll do your job.
How the fuck else would you do this job?
Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
That's apparently okay.
His dad funded $30 million for crack pipes.
So, hey, you know, I mean, get used to it, right?
That's what we're supposed to do is just turn our heads.
But here you are from the Gateway Pundit, Hunter becomes the hunted.
Senator Grassley warns of national security concerns surrounding Biden crime family, says new revelations will be presented to the Senate this week.
Oh, yeah.
It's not new revelations.
It's revelations we've all known for years.
That's right.
And they released it.
If you had any curiosity at all, you could look at it.
They released it.
How long has it been released now?
I mean, a year and a half or something.
Well, and it's not only that.
They've had possession of that laptop for how long?
All of that's there.
They're not going to do anything with Skunk, Christopher Wray, the weasel treasonous traitor snake.
I'm just glad there are multiple copies of that hard drive that have been made because that is exactly what they're going to need to do a thorough investigation with a third party prosecutor.
An independent special counsel needs to basically be appointed, as they did with President Trump, And they need to investigate these hard drives and the emails and they need to find out who these emails were going to and then take the hard drives out of those computers and those individuals and start doing a complete forensic review.
Not only that, bank accounts, everything.
We want to know all of it.
The Republicans should be screaming this right now.
We're compromised.
Is there even a Republican Party?
I don't know.
We have Marjorie Taylor Greene.
We have three that tweet every now and then, but I swear they don't even exist.
Yeah.
And that's the reality.
Unfortunately, that is the reality.
So I know it's really difficult for the Republicans to believe that anything like this would ever go on.
But you know what?
Wake up, people.
It absolutely is and has been for quite a long time.
And as a result, they've been selling our country piece by piece and profiting big time.
Just look at the campaign funds.
Look where they're coming from.
Look at the special interest bills that you all pass, and then it comes back into their pockets.
Yeah, they're supposed to be passing all this stuff and working up there like dogs passing all this stuff individually, passing bills one bill at a time on one subject, but they don't.
They just throw everything in there.
That they want, and then they can sneak.
That's why they sign these 2,800 page bills that nobody, and they say, here it is.
I'll give y'all four hours to review, you know, 16 phone books worth of things, and they just pass it.
It's just, it's corrupt.
To the core.
To the core.
And we're living as an example of all of this corruption.
I mean, the way we're having to live our lives now is a major indication that something went way wrong.
This is a great article from Red State.
The latest from the Hunter Biden grand jury is going to make Joe sweat.
Okay, now you know that Joe has been saying, oh, he's not worried about anything about his son Hunter and the laptop.
He really feels like there is no...
Evidence or anything that is going to hold him accountable for all the things he's being accused of.
Well, they are finally having, the liberal media is having, they're being forced to admit that the truth about the Hunter Biden laptop, and they are also finding out that there is a lot of criminal activity involved, and so they're all bracing themselves because it's going to bring down the big guy, 10% to the big guy.
Nothing ever happens to him, though.
Look at Durham, he's been You know, a no-brainer investigation that they spied on Trump.
Of course they did.
And then, you know, a lawyer, obscure lawyer that signs the note, goes to jail for like three months, then gets his law degree back.
He's back working.
I mean, his license, law license back.
Nothing ever happens to him.
And everybody's like, Durham's coming.
Seriously, if he was worth a damn, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, Bruce Orr, his wife, every one of these people would be in jail right now.
It's been three years, folks.
I know.
Barney Fife could have convicted these people by now 20 times.
It is true.
It's just dragging it out on purpose until it drags out and drags out and drags out.
And he hit the statute of limitations, although there is no statute of limitations on fraud or murder.
But this definitely is something that we need to look into.
So here we go.
The question arose after the witness was shown a piece of evidence while appearing in secret before the panel in Wilmington, Delaware, a source familiar with the proceedings told The Post.
A bombshell email exclusively reported by The Post in October 2020 showed that one of Hunter Biden's business partners, and this is James Gillier, outlined the proposed percentage distribution of equity in a company created for a joint venture with CEFC China Energy Company.
The March 13, 2017 plan included 10 held by H for the big guy?
Another former Hunter Biden partner, this is U.S. Navy veteran Tony Bobulinski, later revealed that the big guy was Hunter's dad.
Then the Democratic candidate for president was saying, I have heard Joe Biden say he has never discussed his dealings with Hunter.
That is false.
So...
It's all about him.
It is.
Why do they think...
Why are they giving Hunter these million dollar jobs?
Why is China giving him four million?
Why is Ukraine giving him eight million?
To peddle influence with Joe Biden.
Of course.
My God.
They wouldn't give him the turn of the head for any other reason.
They wouldn't do anything with Hunter Biden.
Unless they wanted to know, like...
What's the best crack to buy in LA? Exactly.
Exactly.
Right?
I mean, or where to find the prostitutes in Malibu.
I don't know.
It's craziness, but they wouldn't certainly go to Hunter for any of this.
Joe Biden, of course, has denied that his son got money from China despite the demonstrable evidence presented on the floor of the Senate that he did get payments from CEFC to his firm.
Of course he did.
Of course.
And then on Sunday, the White House chief of staff, Ron, claimed he dug the hole deeper and denied that Biden had any involvement.
But again, he said, this is in quotes, I want to just be clear that these are actions by Hunter and his brother, Ron.
This is what he told ABC's George Stephanopoulos.
They're private matters.
They don't involve the president, and they certainly are...
They're trying to separate themselves from their own son.
Right.
That no one at the White House is involved in.
Okay, well, I think there's enough information here for us to do a probe and to find out for ourselves if it's something we should be concerned about.
And I guarantee it is.
Let's do a probe to see.
Maybe something happened.
It's on film.
The one who was doing the probe was on there.
He was doing all kinds of probes.
He was probing there.
He was probing all right.
From here to China.
So, here we go.
From what I understand, they are getting ready for the grand jury to go ahead and indict him because there's just way too much information here.
Washington, D.C. lawyer Jim Trustee, a former chief of the Justice Department's Organized Crime Section, called Klon's remarks,"...a pretty amazing effort to distance Joe Biden from Hunter Biden and pin any blame on the scandal-scarred First Son." While we do not know all the evidence yet,
there are credible reports of wire transfers in the millions, emails from the laptop from hell of Hunter and guys like Tony Bobulinski, who credibility describe a kickback scheme, with the now sitting president of the U.S. as a beneficiary, trustee said.
When you see the millions of dollars pouring into the hands of a reckless and unskilled man, you have to at least ask the question of what did these foreign governments receive for these payments?
Of course.
Of course he was.
Man, they're crooked as hell.
The craziest thing that happened today, though, was the Elon Musk.
They put him on the board of Twitter already.
Isn't that fun?
They're so upset over all of that, too.
They're acting like, we welcome him in, and he's going to be a good addition.
And even Jack is doing it, and then that ridiculous guy they have in there now, he's just a joke.
And CEO, we're welcoming him.
Yeah, you've got to welcome him.
He's your number one shareholder.
He owns more of the company than anybody else.
You have no choice.
That's right.
And, of course, Jack's going to like it because he just...
I mean, he bought $2 billion worth of Twitter stock.
Think about this.
And the price went up.
The stocks rallied.
Twitter rallied so hard that not only did he not have to really pay anything for them, but he made like...
30%.
$750 million.
30% on his money is what happened as soon as he bought that stock.
30%.
So he got it for free.
Yes.
And if you want to know why, this is why they don't want you to, the government, as they're always harping on, billionaires this, billionaire, fair share, billionaire, because they don't want somebody coming in like Elon Musk who believes in free speech and buying out in one day and becoming their top owner.
Somewhere in the bag for them, for the Democrat Party, who's censoring the conservatives, who does their bidding.
They want them to be the only one with power.
They hate billionaires in their power.
They don't want to have an open conversation because they're going to get their feelings hurt and they're not going to hear what they want to hear.
Well, they're liars, too.
They lie, right.
They're not just liars anymore, Democrats, or just, I call them dumb all the time, and you are.
And if you're a Democrat listening, just so you know, damn, you dumb!
You're so dumb!
They're insane.
They're crazy now.
They're not just dumb.
Everything they do is insane.
Let's teach five-year-olds about sex, about gay sex.
You're insane.
Everything they do, everything is wacky.
Think about being for that.
Think about thinking that that's a good idea.
Everything, CRT, which teaches kids to separate by skin color and some inferior and some are not.
What is that?
The definition of racism.
They're teaching, you're crazy.
Hey, everybody just buy a $100,000 electric car and we're just going to start plugging in to the non-existent plugs everywhere.
And then gas, it's good gas is $10 a gallon.
You're nuts.
You're a psychopath.
They're insane.
And I'm going to tell you something else.
When did he release the strategic reserves for gas?
Last week.
Gas is 10 cents more gallon than where I live right now.
I told you.
There's nothing strategic about that.
Yeah.
You can't just like, okay, I'm going to pump 30% of those tanks over there into the economy.
Man, they'll suck that dry.
It's literally, man, you know, I drink your milkshake.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's crazy.
It's just like somebody with a straw.
Okay, you're giving me that one sip of the bottom of your Sprite?
Okay.
Now, is there any more?
You have to keep making it.
You have to keep making it.
Like here in the country, drilling, constantly going through the pipes, constantly getting refined.
So, I mean, it's just everything they do is just a lie.
It is a lie.
And they are very upset about Elon Musk because he likes to have the conversation.
And you saw when he was talking about it on Twitter openly a couple of weeks back People's view of what's happening.
Well, here he is first day.
I think I saw this.
I think I saw this.
It's real simple.
I thought of his job simple today.
Just get rid of all the children and hire adults in their place.
Really?
That's simple.
Because they're just a bunch of children.
They're just a bunch of woke children that were handed everything in life, that went to Berkeley, and then right to Twitter, and it's just been leftists, leftists, Marxists, communists, just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, brainwashed, brainwashed, and they have no reality in them.
They don't get anything.
They don't understand any reality, how anything really works.
They have no business skills.
That's why Twitter tanked.
I mean, this is real simple.
If this was Exxon, and you hired a CEO for the last year, a new one, and your company of Exxon went down 50% in value, a new guy comes in.
Okay, and he's there two days, and he brings it up 40% in value.
That guy's getting fired, and the new guy's the CEO, and that's business.
That's right.
You got one that's a proven failure, and one's a proven success already, and that's how business works.
There ain't no feelings to it.
I'm sorry you just hired a guy.
He failed.
Big time.
He can't communicate.
Everything he says is just anti-American, anti-free speech, blah, blah, blah.
You have more followers than he does.
I have more followers than the CEO on Twitter.
And that's another thing.
Stop with the algorithm.
Stop shadow banning me.
Stop removing 5,000 followers a week in clumps.
Stop hiding me.
You can't even go to the search bar and punch me in.
I know.
People don't get my notifications.
I'm shadow banned.
I'm censored.
And just stop it.
Get the algorithms off our neck.
Just be fair.
It's so ridiculous.
People don't have to agree with what you say.
That's okay.
And if they offend you, please block them if it upsets you so badly.
Yeah, you have a right to say it.
Sure.
In the pandemic, anybody that went against Pfizer and Fauci Anybody that went against anything they said, they banned.
And we're talking about doctors that invented the damn vaccine to frontline doctors who were doing 400 patients a damn week.
That's right.
That actually were doing it.
That actually understood it.
Not this bureaucratic piece of crap like Fauci, lying, scumbag trader.
Constant.
I mean, you have a right.
Yeah.
You have a right to say, hey, I don't, you know, what's in the vaccine?
What's in it?
Tell me.
We can't tell you that.
What's the reaction with the other drugs?
What's the side effects?
I'm taking three medications.
What's the reaction?
What's the reaction per age group?
What's the reaction if somebody's sick with cancer?
You know what I mean?
It's true.
There's nothing.
You just take it.
We're not going to tell you what's in it.
And you have to take it.
You're going to cost you your job.
You ain't going to be able to eat anywhere.
Screw these people.
You have a right to fight back.
They're insane!
Liberals, that's what I'm telling you.
They're crazy.
They are crazy.
And the thing about it is, is that if it upsets you, okay, so turn it off.
You have that option.
It's not like you were forced to listen to someone talk.
But the thing about it is, if you make a mistake, if you were not accurate in what you were saying or what you were reporting, if you look at the comments, Okay, a lot of news organizations actually turn those comments off because they don't want to hear it.
They're pushing something and they don't want to hear the backlash of what they're about to say.
And so they're able to do that now.
But if you look at an open forum, people on both sides will engage in the conversation.
If somebody knows something, maybe something that's breaking news or maybe they know something as a historical fact, they will bring that out and say, hey, for your consideration, check this out.
You're wrong or you're right.
Let me tell you something.
It's such a racket.
It goes even deeper than that.
They'll have somebody at Harvard that all of them are in the pocket.
But what the administration and the government wants to do, they'll do a study, quote, unquote.
New Harvard study says ivermectin has zero effect on this.
Well, who ran the study?
Oh, the guy that gets $400,000 a year grant from the Democrat Party.
That guy.
And they run fake studies, bullshit studies.
And where do they come from?
They always come from one of these left, crazy liberal schools.
They're a Yale study, a Harvard study, a Berkeley study.
You know what I mean?
And they'll just have one study.
The study's full of crap.
And then they'll just list, okay, I guarantee they make this stuff up one day.
They run it to their media.
Then they run it to the Democrat Party.
And then so they're like, okay, the fact checkers.
It's false information if you go against this one study from Harvard that nobody even knows who the damn doctor or the people that did it are.
So it's just, it's a joke.
The whole thing's a setup.
The whole thing's fake.
I love the whole partially true nonsense, okay?
Partially true, okay?
Everything in this whole article that we have deemed to be false is partially true, except for the fact her blouse was green, not red.
Okay, so all of a sudden they label it false?
I am so sick of that stuff.
I can't even get past it.
And you see it a lot more on Facebook.
They have a huge problem.
But one thing about Twitter, they wanted to address this right out in front because they all got nervous.
This is what they were the most concerned about, as are the liberals.
Twitter says, this is from the DailyMail.com, Twitter says it will not reinstate Trump despite Elon Musk vowing significant change to woke platform after taking a board seat with 9% stake as the largest shareholder.
Okay, they wanted to make sure that they got that out of the way because they were extremely concerned about that.
That was the first thing they thought of.
He's a president of the United States of America.
Exactly.
How ridiculous.
And they say it was because he basically got banned for talking about they cheated in the election.
That's basically what he got banned for.
Well, who else said they cheated in the election?
Let me see.
Stacey Abrams has been saying it for four straight years on Twitter about her election.
Mm-hmm.
Is she banned?
Hillary Clinton has said Russia got him elected.
Troll farms, everything.
She's made 20 excuses about why they cheated.
Every troll on Twitter, every leftist, said Trump got him there cheating.
No different than he said in 2020.
Exact same thing.
They all said it.
But if you said it about this particular election...
It's crazy.
Elon Musk could just keep buying stock.
He should do a hostile takeover of that company and just get rid of everybody.
Just go in there like a fucking stick of dynamite and just fire everybody.
Well, remember they wanted us to believe that Hillary Clinton won the most popular votes in history, right?
I mean, that was what they were pushing in 2016.
We know that's not the case, but that's what they were saying, and they started the whole thing.
About electoral colleges and the votes and all of that mess because they said, oh, she is the rightful winner of the presidential election, but because they said that she won the popular vote.
I don't believe that for one minute either.
Not even one bit.
We're not going to get Trump back.
Oh, gosh.
Why are you so scared of him?
He's the President of the United States.
Let him talk.
Sure.
Who are you little fact-checking losers, man?
Seriously.
You're just a bunch of losers in life.
They are.
This guy had the number one TV show, self-made billionaire, and the President of the United States.
And it's just, they just don't, you know, if we don't like you, you're not going on.
They can't state a reason.
Because the reason they give you, because he questioned an election.
Seriously, Hillary Clinton's doing it probably today, right now.
Still talking about Russia cheated her out of the election.
Stacey Abrams, all she talks about was she's cheated out of the election.
The whole thing was a cheat.
That's right.
Oh, I just spotted somebody in chat over on Twitch.
MAGAGEM1 is over there.
Hey, MAGAGEM! What up?
What up, Meme Master?
Oh my gosh, Meme Master is right.
Did our logo and everything for the show.
It just caught my eye.
Oh my gosh, great to see you.
Great to have you here with us.
That's awesome.
But they're concerned.
They're very concerned.
And to the point where...
They appointed him.
Apparently the whole story here is that Twitter, to appoint Elon Musk to its board of directors and prevent him from buying the majority stake, Musk teased significant improvement.
So they're saying that for 90 days he's not going to be able to do anything basically.
They're gonna make sure that he's not able to do much because he joined the board.
So, pretty interesting.
And they filed all of this with the United States Securities and Exchange Commission.
And I'd still buy stock.
You can buy stock.
They can't cap him off buying stock.
Absolutely right.
Wake up Monday morning, buy that other 10.8%.
Let's see 20%.
Let's see what they say then.
Goodness.
So here is the filing here.
Twitter's filing published on Tuesday by the Securities and Exchange Commission wasted no time for so long as Mr.
Musk is serving on the board and for 90 days thereafter, Mr.
Musk will not, either alone or as a member of a group, become the beneficial owner.
Of more than 14.9% of the company's common stock outstanding at such time, including, for these purposes, economic exposure through derivative, security, swaps, or hedging transactions.
So they basically put a cap on him.
So funny.
He has a say-so.
If you own most of a company, believe me, you got a big say-so.
You absolutely do have every right to sit on a board and discuss it out in the open.
I'm glad at least he has a chair.
Believe me, man, I hope he realizes I'm sure he's an actual businessman and they're all just a bunch of college faculty, room lounge, egghead, really, really low IQ people that don't understand business.
I'm sure.
I'm sure he's going to go in there.
I mean, he's got a trick up his sleeve, just like they got tricks up their sleeves.
But I hope he's not just going to, I hope he's just not doing this and they're going to do an edit button or something because that's not what we need.
That's not my, I hope he didn't spend two billion dollars to get an edit button put in.
And the edit button, by the way, is the most horrible, dumb idea I've ever heard in my life.
Or show them where they are weak that somebody else or partners could come in and buy that kind of share and control that.
It's because you could literally say, raise your hand if you love Trump, and then you get 50,000 likes, and then you just go in there and edit it.
It says, raise your hand if you love Hillary Clinton.
That's right.
After you get 50,000 likes.
And people are going to do that.
They're going to manipulate the hell out of it.
Yeah.
But here's a better idea.
Just, you know, spell check your shit and, you know, edit it as good as you can.
And if you still screw up, which I do sometimes, then erase it and then retweet it.
It doesn't take a lot.
Man, you're talking about lazy.
Yeah, there's a lot more work that needs to be done.
They're going to abuse it.
They're going to abuse the hell out of it.
Oh, that's just silliness.
Well, according to the CEO of the Babylon Bee, Seth Dillon, he revealed on a tweet Tuesday that Musk had reached out to them to confirm if they were suspended and considered buying Twitter.
So here's a quote from him.
Musk reached out to us before he pulled his followers about Twitter's commitment to free speech.
I bet they're going to give Babylon Bee their account back.
Oh, definitely.
Punch on that tweet.
Yes, this one here.
Punch on that tweet and read my reply.
See if you'll come up.
I hope you do.
Sometimes you don't come on here.
See, you're not coming on here because this is the original one.
Let me go over to you and see if I can find.
Go to tweets and replies.
You're on tweets right now.
Okay.
Go back to the top.
Tweets and replies.
Yeah, now go.
Now find his.
Let's see what you got.
Find where he says it.
There's Jax.
Okay, here it is.
Elon called me too.
he wanted me to recommend a great clumping cat letter.
Man, when you troll the trolls, the Babylon Bee, you know you're doing something.
That's right.
Oh my gosh, that was great.
I also liked this.
This opened up a huge conversation.
I did see how you engaged with James Woods, who you've also been accused of being.
And he tweeted out, this was interesting.
He said, And then he comes back and he says, many of you have raised good points about the dangers of using real identities.
Granted, leftist companies most likely would abuse outspoken conservative voices.
On the other hand, anonymous cowards often engage in overt libel.
This conversation is worth continuing.
Thoughts?
Well, Cat Turd comes back and he says, okay, okay.
Here is the real me, no filters.
And there you are.
So ridiculous.
Well, at least your mustache is in shape here.
Not me, because I don't care.
I never thought I'd ever have a big account.
I mean, I'd never been on social media until three and a half years ago.
But it's just fun to be cat turd to me, you know.
And cat turd's cute, and I'm kind of a...
Oh, so you're not cute.
So I can be, you know, I can be cool with cat turd more than my real life image.
But I just have fun with it.
I don't care, you know, I don't care.
Well, there are a lot of people that aren't safe.
Okay, depending on where they live.
I feel safe.
I just do it because it just, it just kept going until it's ridiculous now.
Right.
But there's a lot of people that are out there that...
Like you.
You're surrounded by lunatics in Hollywood.
I'm surrounded by liberals, 100%.
They are my friends and my foes.
And the only way I can describe Hollywood is that you've got so many acquaintances and very few friends.
Because in a minute, if you were to have a conversation...
Like the ones that we have here on this show every single day.
Your life would completely change and not for the better.
It would be a lot worse for me.
And especially being a single female in Hollywood.
No, that's not what I want to do.
I really...
I don't want to have that more than it already is.
So...
It's one of those things.
And I'm not really a big social media person.
I mean, I go on there.
I laugh at the jokes.
I love the commentary.
I love the back and forth.
I love the discussions.
I think that's great.
But you know I'm not a big tweeter.
I never have been.
Ever.
I mean, I can appreciate it and everything, but I mean, it's not just something that I do.
I do other stuff.
But it does worry me sometimes because I think, oh my gosh, if I'm ordering something, I'm like, I hope they don't recognize my voice because of you.
Because people know who you are.
And I'm like, oh, wait a minute.
Maybe they'll recognize who I am.
And that's scary.
The thought actually occurred to me over the weekend.
I thought, oh, no.
Hmm.
The cat could get me in big trouble here.
Just go ahead and do it.
Just tell everybody your real name, address, phone number.
Oh, yeah.
Just go ahead and be a target.
Sure.
Just go ahead.
Get it over with.
Oh, no.
But that's how it is.
And I think that that conversation should be had.
But I think that people can have a conversation without knowing the details of your personal life, where you live, and all of that.
I think that exchange is a healthy one just as any other.
Well, the love, they're brutal, you know.
They are.
They're cruel, they're mean, and they're dangerous.
I mean, you had Madonna who was going to blow up the White House.
I mean, she didn't even...
Them batshit crazy.
Right.
All of them.
That's right.
So I think, I don't know, I think the conversation is a good one, but I really do respect people's privacy because I know a lot of other people, conservatives in Hollywood, and they're celebrities that you would know.
And they keep all of that under wraps as well as a result.
Don't.
I know.
Glad I don't live there.
I know.
It would be interesting.
It would be interesting to see what you thought of this place.
So this is...
Well, I've traveled around the world and been just about everywhere.
So I've been to California.
I've been just about everywhere.
So I'm just telling you how to hate it because I know I would because I've been there before.
Yeah.
It's different when you live here too.
It really is.
You get to kind of...
I didn't lose nothing in California.
I don't want to even go out there.
No one wants to go out here anymore.
I mean, people are leaving in droves, as you know.
They're moving to Florida, and they're moving to Texas.
Those are the two big spots that people are leaving the state for, and rightfully so.
They've destroyed it.
You used to have this influx of people moving to California.
California was...
You know, the big dream, it was beautiful.
And you can still do all of these things.
You have beautiful weather.
You can go to the beach, the mountains, the desert, all in an hour of each other.
I mean, there's some nice things to be said about California, but the liberals and the Democrats have completely destroyed our state.
Our elections, they've completely corrupted, as you know.
You can literally print out a ballot from your computer.
Why even show up and vote?
That's what a lot of people say now, because they know that it's rigged.
This is a really bad place.
It's going to take a long time to get this place turned back around.
And I think a lot of people have already braced themselves for that.
But here we go.
Durham, you mentioned him.
He hints at a conspiracy involving agents of Hillary Clinton's campaign to harm Trump with Russia collusion hoax.
So this is a new filing and apparently all of this was put into writing.
Sussman put all of this in writing to the FBI. I don't know how he's going to wiggle out of all of this.
But in a newly unearthed text message from Clinton campaign lawyer Michael Sussman to former FBI counsel James Baker shows that he deceived the FBI when he said he was not working for an official client when he delivered bogus evidence that Trump Tower was communicating with Russian Alpha Bank.
So there was a flurry of filings in the Michael Sussman case late yesterday.
Here is the latest.
On September 19, 2016, DNC Clinton campaign lawyer Sussman met with FBI General Counsel James Baker, where Baker was provided with data and white paper purporting to show covert communications since proven to be bogus between Russian Alpha Bank and the Trump Organization.
Special Counsel John Durham has just provided the evidence that the night before on September 18, 2016, Sussman sent Baker this text.
Jim, it's Michael Sussman.
I have something time-sensitive and sensitive I need to discuss.
Do you have the ability for a short meeting tomorrow?
I'm coming on my own, not on behalf of a client or company.
Want to help the Bureau.
Thanks.
As it turns out, Sussman was billing the Clinton campaign for his work on the Alpha Bank hoax.
This text from Sussman to Baker is damning for Sussman's case, proving Sussman's efforts at deceiving a top official at the FBI about his clients and demonstrating how Sussman tried to convince Baker he was there to supposedly do the right thing.
So all of this has now been filed.
This is great.
Saying not doing this for his client.
All of this is everything that I just read to you is in yellow.
No specific client, but group of cyber academics talked with him about the research followed by the phrase article this Friday.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
They gotta do something.
How can they let them get away with it?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
They have the info.
They've got it all.
This is a slam dunk.
This is a layup.
Everybody should be cleaning the house.
They should be arresting all them people.
Everybody.
I know.
Man, it's just like, okay, once every six months, let's put out...
I mean, I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of the TikToks.
Everybody is.
Just arrest somebody already.
And I don't want to see these people you throw under the bus.
I mean, look what they did.
I mean, there's no way this isn't treason.
There's no way.
Oh, no.
It just is.
You know what?
We were just talking about California, and you're right.
This needs to be handled in a big way.
But, okay, so you got me on that subject, and it just makes me crazy.
So, latest and greatest, this is a little bit of breaking news, and it's not good.
Southern California City to give transgender and non-binary residents up to $900 per month in universal basic income.
Basic income if you're a transgender.
Are you kidding?
I mean, that's like I'm saying.
They're not just dumb anymore.
They've way surpassed dumb.
They're insane.
They're crazy people.
All these people defund the police.
You're a psychopath.
Give transgender people any universal income?
$900 a month, Palm Springs.
Unbelievable.
Whoa.
You're crazy.
You're batshit crazy.
All of you.
You're lunatics.
You're complete and utter batshit crazy lunatics.
Oh my gosh.
It's the dumbest crap.
Y'all come up with the dumbest crap I have ever seen.
You live in this weird fantasy land and it's all white, liberal, elitist, rich women almost.
It just is.
It's all the time.
It's always that.
It's just living in fantasy world.
I mean, you've let cat women, cat ladies take over your party, for God's sake.
Jeez, I know.
This is so unbelievable.
It really is.
Well, for those of you that know, you probably know that Obama, he visited the White House, right?
That's not who we are.
That's not who we are.
God, I hate that.
It's so bad.
Well, apparently, just so everyone knows, Biden says the quiet part out loud.
My name is Joe Biden and I'm Barack Obama's vice president.
Yeah.
I mean, come on, really?
Not even trying to hide it.
You're Hunter's dad, so you are.
But it's not only that.
You even said Obama never left.
The White House.
That's what you said.
It's the same bunch because they're doing the same crap with the Iran deal.
It's the same bunch of lunatics, Samantha Powers, all them, Valerie Jarrett, Susan Rice, all these lunatic, crazy people, man, that can't run a lemonade stand, screwing everything up again.
Sure.
And of course, Joe Biden was seen, you know, wandering aimlessly because he had no idea where he was or what they were doing.
But Barack says Americans were wrong to worry they would lose their insurance under Obamacare.
I just wish this clown would go back.
They did lose it.
They did.
Of course they did.
Everybody lost it and got forced on the crappiest insurance in history.
That's exactly right.
God, all they do is lie.
They don't have the truth in them, these people.
Well, they're desperate now.
They are very desperate now, as you know.
I mean, this is a very big deal because they are about to lose it all, and rightfully so.
I see that happening.
All right, so it is time to end the show, but I do have something kind of cool to show you, okay?
And I saw this, I believe it was on MAGAGEM's page.
And since Maggie Jim is joining us today at Maggie Jim 1, I wanted to see what you all thought of this because we always promise to leave the show on a high note, on a happy note.
And so check out this.
All right.
You only hear the word that you are reading.
So this is something you're going to have two words that she points to.
And in your head, I want you to read them and see what you come up with.
This is pretty freaky.
Check it out.
You will only hear the word you are reading.
I just keep hearing cleavage for some reason.
You would.
Of course.
I must be looking at the wrong place.
I must be looking at the wrong place.
You only saw Hooters here, right?
Her shirt.
That's all you saw, right?
You were looking for more to, you know...
I keep getting boobs for some reason in my headset.
It just says boobs.
Boobs.
It is really wild.
I do not know how they do it.
I think it is the coolest thing, though.
But the words that they have that pop up, okay, are brainstorm and...
The word you are reading.
So here it is.
You have...
Green Needle or Brainstorm?
And you choose in your head to read one or the other.
Green Needle is in green.
Brainstorm is in red.
And then it comes out as that's what you hear.
What's that got to do with Hooters?
That's nothing to do with Hooters.
But it definitely got your attention, did it not?
It being from Hooters.
But it really is kind of fun.
And I thought we would just end with that because I don't have any other good news.
Well, I only go to Hooters because they've got great food.
Oh, sure.
Right?
The chicken wings.
That's why you're there.
They have a sandwich?
Mm-mm-mm.
All right, everyone.
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