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Fiddling while Rome burns - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/31/2022 - Ep. 52
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Thank you.
Today is Thursday, March 31st, 2022, episode number 52.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat Turd.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm hanging out in the litter box.
What's up?
What is up?
While the world burns.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
In fact, that's...
Got my clumping litter ready to go.
Oh, my gosh.
In fact, that is what you named the show today, Fiddling While Rome Burns.
This is episode number 52.
My goodness.
And here you are.
Here you are with a fiddle, and here you are with fire in the back.
I hope they don't use that as evidence against you.
They may.
All of this may come back to haunt you.
But just so everyone knows, these memes are by at Magajem1 on Twitter.
And Magajem also did our logo for the show and everything else.
So we really appreciate him and all of his work.
So thank you, thank you, thank you.
So what's happening, Kat?
Where would you like to start today?
Oh, just...
We try to look for a good news story every day and it gets harder and harder.
And that's just one to do like a minute as we end the show.
So it's almost impossible now.
Isn't that sad?
Basically, I'm transgendered out.
I don't want to hear.
I don't care.
Transgender is never going to be, never will be the top million on my list.
I don't care.
I'm tired of listening to it.
I'm tired of hearing about it.
Just like everybody listening is.
Oh, it's just so ridiculous.
I've never seen anything like it.
And then you have Fox News today, who announced, because she's an inspiration to all of us, that they are adding, they hired Caitlyn Jenner as a contributor to Fox News.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, yeah.
So there you go.
Nothing against Caitlin at all.
I mean, she does a lot of good things, I think.
And she's one of the conservatives.
I was waiting for you to say that.
They're like, you don't call me about the right name.
If you don't like Bruce, I'm going to call you something else.
I'm going to call you Buck Billy Bob.
How's that?
Oh my gosh.
I'll call you whatever I want to call you.
Well, you'll like this part, then.
You'll like this part, because Jenner will appear on Sean Hannity's show on Thursday.
Lord.
Isn't that an interesting matchup there?
So, you know, she ran for governor here, and she didn't do that well.
But we really don't know how well she did at all, considering...
Because they're all transphobic in California, all the little Democrats.
Isn't that funny?
Well, they're totally afraid of conservatives.
And as soon as they found out that she was running as a conservative, they basically snubbed her and said, okay, you're on your own.
And they were really pretty cruel to her as a result, and have continued to be, because she is very much a conservative.
And she has spoken out about men and women's sports, and I'm happy about that.
However, I have a problem with the fact that she accepted an award as a woman.
That bothers me, because just don't accept it.
Right?
I don't care about Bruce or Caitlin's opinion.
Both of them put together.
They are them.
They are them.
Yeah, they, them, they, their, all the theirs, T-H-E-R-T-H-Y, spots B-R-E, and T-H-E-R-E. Oh, gosh.
I don't care about him, her, Bruce, Billy Bob, Caitlin, none of them.
I don't care.
I just want to, I just stop talking about it.
Just, you know, I'm just tired of the Democrats pushing this down everybody's throat.
Well, they are.
But I do have a Riddle Me This for you, okay?
Because I want to see if even this person even understands what they're talking about.
This is a video from Libs of TikTok.
Tell me what you think of this.
If woman sees me as woman, yes.
If woman sees me as non-binary, yes.
If woman sees me as man, no.
If man sees me as man, no.
Yes.
If man sees me as non-binary, fine.
If man sees me as woman, no.
if non-binary see me at all, yes.
Yeah.
Good Lord.
What do you want me to say about that?
It's so ridiculous.
It's so absolutely insane, psychotic, and ridiculous.
I mean, you could just do that all day long if you just want to make up things.
Sure.
A bug, yeah.
A bug can call me a man, no.
A grasshopper can call me a she, yes.
A kangaroo can call me a lover boy, no.
A catfish can call me an elf, no.
I mean, you could just sit here and do, I could do this for 25 hours straight and never stop.
And it still wouldn't make no damn sense no more than she does or he or whatever.
Well, that's the whole thing.
And people are wondering, what was that all about anyway?
I think this is like who she would date or who they would date.
They, them, because they're fluid.
Why don't you date them and shut up about it?
Just date them and shut your mouth about it.
We don't care.
My God.
So they were letting everyone know.
These people are so narcissistic, aren't they?
Yeah, they are.
They are.
I mean, like, anybody cares about every little feeling you have in life.
It's not the way the real world works.
Where do you work at?
You know what I mean?
Who puts up with somebody like that?
Who wants to hang out with anybody like that?
No one I know.
And it is really, really something.
I mean...
You know, it's like whatever you decide to do, I don't care.
I don't care what you choose to wear.
I don't care who you choose to sleep with.
I don't care how you wear your hair.
I don't care how many piercings or tattoos you have.
Just quit talking about it.
It doesn't matter to me.
Stop talking about it.
Just like that person there.
Can you imagine?
Like, hey, y'all want to go to the movies or not?
Well...
Hey means non-love, he, me, they.
You can call me no.
If I sit in the front seat, you've got to sit three seats from me.
Or you don't believe in him, her.
I mean, how do they exist in life?
What's their purpose in life?
How do they get joy out of life?
Right.
Because that's all they think about.
They're sitting around thinking ways to make up words so they can be offended about them.
Right.
Or important as a result of them.
I mean, one of the two.
So like it gives them credibility in some way, or at least they're told that it will.
It will put them in a certain class.
In a certain group.
And that's scary when you start doing things like that.
Well, the State Department, I'm looking at your page right now, Fiddling While Rome Burns.
Okay.
The State Department, this one is out from the New York Post, will soon allow ex-passport gender markers.
Boy, yeah.
Fiddling While Rome Burns.
Something that means nothing.
That's all they're concentrated on.
That's all they do, these Democrats.
I mean, sure, it's, you know, five dollars for a gallon of gas and it's five thousand five hundred more dollars for a year for inflation.
And, you know, man, it's I don't even see how somebody would.
A fixed income or just like one of the parents works and they got three kids.
I don't know how anybody's surviving out there right now and they're not, the truth is.
It's true.
And what do they care about?
What do they talk about 24-7?
That's it.
Transgender rights.
And I don't care.
You can't make me, you cannot make me care about it.
And you can call me any name you want because I don't care about it.
And I still don't care.
I don't care about transgender issues.
I never will.
And if you don't like it, go down to Home Depot, get a five gallon bucket and just fill it full of tears until it reaches all the way to the top.
And I still don't care.
Because that's, you know, the economy, the border.
I mean, I can just, it's just not in any, if I have a hundred on a list of things that are my priority, it's just never going to be one.
So that's just the way it is.
It's true.
And I will say that they're doing absolutely everything that they can to make this an issue because he really does feel as if...
I mean, Joe Biden and his administration feels like this is going to be a big deal for them.
I mean, they celebrate launching...
It's a losing issue.
It is.
It's a losing issue.
It is.
Joe Biden celebrates transgenderism with launch of new ex-gender marker.
Joe Biden will publicly get behind Transgender Day of Visibility on Thursday by introducing a new universal gender.
I mean, this is unreal.
A new gender.
This is crazy.
Oh my God.
Introducing a new universal gender marking.
Okay, so this is the new X, right?
And you've got all of these other woke corporations that are actually getting on board on all of this.
In fact, TSA announces new woke gender neutral screening processes for transgenders using advanced imaging technology to screen passengers.
Okay, while the world burns.
Unbelievable.
Right.
If you was an alien and you came down right now and you was on planet Earth and you watched the Democrat Party and their propaganda news outlets, you would think that 98% of the world population is transgender right now.
You really would.
And where are they going to go from here?
What's the next big issue?
Oh, it's climate change.
It just keeps getting, it gets nuttier, nuttier, nuttier.
I'm telling you, you're going to have to identify these people as animals soon.
Transgender is going to be old school.
I identify as a green tree frog.
If you don't call me a tree green frog, Twitter will ban you.
That's coming.
I'm telling you, don't doubt me.
That is coming.
Oh, it is.
Well, I heard that somebody, well, I think it was proved to be false, but somebody got in front of a school board meeting and said that they had put a litter box in the women's bathroom and men's bathroom for those that identify as cats.
Okay.
Well, I thought of you immediately.
I told you.
I didn't even know that.
I told you.
It's coming.
I mean, because they're just, I mean, you know, the problem is, is you have these people that are emotionally not okay.
And I'm not talking about transgender.
I'm talking about some of these people on the TikTok videos.
They're just, they go screaming and yelling and this and that.
You better not call me by the wrong pronoun.
I'm going to throw a fit.
These are emotionally solid people, you know.
And then you have this, their group, the society, the weirder they are.
The more, you know, pronouns they have, the most outlandish they can make who they are gender-wise, the more praise they get.
And the more they're like superheroes.
So they just keep trying to outdo it for attention.
You know, it's so ridiculous at this point.
It's just, it's insane.
And believe me, this is how, you know, that Virginia flip red, and even with all the cheating that goes on in Virginia, that's how Youngton won.
Youngton or whatever his name is.
Right.
That's how he won, because it was the CRT, but that's no different.
This is something else they're trying to cram.
That's even worse than critical race theory.
They're trying to get all the transgender issues over and over and over and over and over, and that just means you can't say gay if you don't want somebody to talk to your kindergarten about sex.
So, I mean, it's a losing issue.
It is a losing issue.
We're tired of hearing it, man.
Just, you know, just everyday people, working class people.
We don't want to hear it no more.
Well, what I think is wonderful is what your governor's doing here.
Okay, because he has just hit them back really, really hard.
This one is out from the Daily Mail.
I almost said Daily Mail.
Yeah.
The Gaily Mail.
If you don't call it the Gaily Mail, you hate the LGBTQR17 community.
They stole our alphabet.
Yes, exactly.
So hitting Disney where it hurts, Florida GOP threatens to strip Walt Disney World of its right to build anything it wants inside its theme park.
As feud over Don't Say Gay, which is not the name of the bill, by the way.
You had a better name for the bill.
Bill escalates.
So Florida House lawmakers have met twice to discuss repealing the 1967 Reedy Creek Improvement Act, which allows Walt Disney World to govern itself.
Make them permit.
Yes.
Every little thing they do.
All of it.
And get stuck in line like everybody else.
Threat to Disney's special status.
And why are they special?
Why?
Why?
Exactly.
Special status in Florida comes after the company vocally opposed the just signed parental rights and educations bill and vowed to help undo it.
Law signed by Governor Ron DeSantis on Monday forbids classroom instruction on sexual orientation and gender identity in kindergarten through third grade.
Disney faced backlash for initially failing to oppose the so-called don't say gay bill after donating money to all of its sponsors.
Facing protests and workers walk out CEO Bob Chappick changed his stances and condemned the law sparking outrage from DeSantis and other conservatives.
Big mistake, because I can already see the writing on the wall.
That's their audience, right?
They're going to lose a lot of people.
This crap we've heard them say about blah, blah, blah, and they're going to make 50% of Disney characters.
Unlike transgender in the next few years, they're gonna go bankrupt.
Nobody's gonna watch that crap.
People have had enough.
They're only gonna take so much.
Hey, and I've got news for them.
Like I said yesterday, I don't care what you do.
You want to be a transgender?
Be a transgender when you're an adult.
Be whatever you want to be.
I don't care.
It doesn't bother me whatsoever.
I believe in...
Anybody should be whoever they want to be.
As long as they're not hurting anybody, I don't care.
But we're talking...
But they don't.
They want to cram this in the five, six, seven-year-old head every day and talk about it to them.
And now you're messing with the kids, and that's where they've...
Went too far.
That's true.
But here's the thing.
Honestly, when you start thinking about how it's going to hurt them, well, it already has.
Okay, so COVID has, and now inflation the way it is.
Who can afford to go to Disneyland or Disney World right now?
People can't even put gasoline in their vehicles.
You can't call it land.
That's land is racist.
You'd call it Disney Ground or something.
There you go.
Yes.
Earth.
No, that wouldn't be right.
That wouldn't be good either.
Earth wouldn't work.
You couldn't say Disney World because it doesn't include other planets and other solar systems.
It's not inclusive.
You know this well, don't you?
That's how stupid they are.
They are.
Anybody can do everything they're doing, playing these word games all day long.
It's that silly.
And it's nothing but just word games for silly people.
Non-serious word games for non-serious people.
Silly people.
And it's bad, too, because this is what they want to focus on.
They don't want to talk about, look, they don't want to talk about anything else.
It's not going very well.
And so as far as polling and everything else, they're doing terribly and miserably.
And in fact, one of the most unpopular politicians, if you can guess who it is, I don't know if you can or not, Try to guess.
Don't look at the screen.
Don't cheat.
Do you know who the most unpopular politician is right now?
Pelosi!
Pelosi?
Yes!
Absolutely!
You mean her wild arm movements aren't swinging everybody in?
That's it.
No, they're not embracing anyone.
No, they're actually throwing people away.
No one.
On both the Democrat side and the Republican side, according to the polls, they do not like her, and the Democrat Party is in huge amounts of trouble as a result.
But her appeal, Nancy's appeal, has dropped even more noticeably in one year.
Nancy has plummeted from a 41% favorable rating to 34%.
That's six full percentage points below both Biden and Harris.
How can anybody even like these people?
They're so damn dumb.
Democrat voters, if you're listening, I mean this with all sincerity.
You're dumb.
From the bottom of your heart.
You're dumb as a swamp stump.
That's it.
You're dumb.
I hate it for you.
You can't figure anything out.
They can lie to you over and over and over.
And you just keep, you know, I mean, you were terrible at the pull my finger trick.
Pull my finger.
Oh, really?
Something different is going to happen this time.
Let me do it again.
How do you vote for these people?
I don't know.
Well, you don't.
And that's the thing.
That is what is starting to show up.
And I'm just so glad that we have got people out there right now that are showing what went wrong in 2020.
There was nothing that went wrong.
It was that we had people that were cheating in our elections, and they stole it.
And I'm just glad that it's becoming a part of the record now.
All of these conspiracies, you know?
I mean, what, are they going to wait another three years for this disaster to unfold?
Well, the poll results are in.
Meghan McCain, the poll results are in.
And the award for the stupidest political slogan in American history goes to defund the police.
Democrats, claim your prize.
A humiliating election defeat.
Brought to you by one of the dumbest people in politics.
And she gets it.
I know she's one of the ones that blocked you.
She's got me blocked on Twitter because she said something stupid and I put her in her place and I ratioed her so she blocked me.
God, what an idiot.
It didn't go well.
But you're not missing anything from her tweets.
But it's interesting to see.
What's her talent?
You ever heard her talk?
The most ridiculous thing come out of her mouth I've ever heard of anybody in life.
How'd she get there?
Why is she on TV? Because of her daddy.
That's it.
She didn't do anything.
She ain't done anything.
Nothing herself to earn anything.
Her and Liz Cheney.
That's true.
That's all daddy's name.
They were born rich.
Born powerful, and they live on their dad's name, and they want me to respect them or throw some kind of respect their way.
You earn respect.
Daddy can't buy that for you.
Not for me.
He definitely cannot.
Honestly, she played both sides and rather well.
They weren't very nice to her either.
That's really what happens when people go over to the Democrat side or try to.
They're not going to be treated any better.
When you start thinking about Adam Kinzinger and when you start thinking about Liz Cheney, it doesn't matter that they're rhinos over here.
The Democrats are not going to embrace them for any reason.
But I love, and you did ask one time if I had this clip, and I actually do, my daddy.
So I'm going to play that one really good.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
I mean…"
My father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father,
my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, my father, I am John McCain's daughter!
My goodness!
She's got issues.
I guarantee you.
That was one 100 of the ones they could pull up.
I know.
That's all she talks about.
Yeah.
That's right.
John McCain was one of the most crooked, evil people, man.
I mean, he was just the meanest.
And I'm sorry, man.
He went to the POW, appreciated his service and all, but when you came back and you had gotten the government, you sucked, man.
You were one of the most conniving, backstabbing people, warmongers that we've ever had up there.
Everything you supported turned to crap, man.
Iraq invasion, Libya, Syria, name anything he got involved in that he pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed.
Afghanistan, name one objective we had over there.
You take away a leader, you take away a dictator over there, and then the vacuum is created, and you have no idea what they're going to replace it with.
And as you see, nothing got better for anybody and a lot of people lost their lives and nothing really good happened.
Well, and that's what's happening here.
They're starting to see the repercussions of this whole defund police thing.
I mean, their policies are so screwed up.
They are so screwed up.
And they're such hypocrites as well.
I mean, especially here.
You can't do it.
You can't do it.
I just wish in one city, the Seattle or wherever, where them smarmy, snide, elitist governors and mayors, We're just like, okay, we're going to give y'all an example of what defunded police is like.
Since y'all want it and all you do is talk down at us, we're not going to have a police in Seattle for the next week.
It's basically going to be escaped to New York for a week.
Let's see what happens when you don't have anybody to call and they should just walk off the damn job.
Guarantee you they'd have a Republican everything the next time they voted.
Well, a lot of people are.
And I will tell you, in my area, in Hollywood and in Beverly Hills and all these other places here in Southern California, they defunded the police and they have lost a lot of incredible police officers to guess what?
Private security.
All of a sudden, that's a rip-roaring business here in Southern California.
That's where they went.
Because they are protecting these big corporate...
Where do you think they went?
Right.
All the police.
They're like, okay, I'll give up my $40,000 a year job and do a $40,000 every month job guarding some Hollywood celebrity.
That's right.
Hollywood celebrity and also for these big corporate executives.
Believe it or not, they are asking for all kinds of protection now.
Because they've decided to get out there politically.
So now all of a sudden they need all of this protection as well.
You can't walk in residential neighborhoods in California without seeing these huge walls and cameras and everything else.
So they're hypocrites 100% because they want to keep...
You out, but they don't care about the border walls.
They want to defund the police.
They've got private security.
They've got all kinds of electric equipment to where if somebody even steps a foot on their property, you have got all kinds of things that go off.
I want to take your gun.
Right.
I'm out of the middle of nowhere.
What's going to protect me by the time somebody come in, Omi?
You going to call the cops?
By the time they got there, man, you're dead.
That's why you got puppies.
You got really great dogs that are gonna...
I don't know what Handsome would do for me.
I'm also loaded to the teeth.
I'm also loaded to the teeth.
That's true, exactly.
He'd flip a shoe, a Gucci shoe at him.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Or maybe he would bite their shoe.
Who knows what he would do.
But yeah, you've got dogs that are like well over 100 pounds.
Everybody's armed in the country and everybody's got a shotgun and rifles and everything, believe me.
Well, let me tell you, every single boyfriend I've ever had in my entire life for some reason buys me a gun.
I don't know what that's all about, but it's the funniest thing.
I have quite a collection.
Last thing I'm going to buy any of my girlfriends I've ever had is a gun.
But they all give me a gun.
I don't want to be on Snapped.
I don't want to be on Snapped.
That's probably a good idea.
Oh my gosh.
Yes, what happened to Cat Turt all of a sudden?
Click?
Dumbass bought his girlfriend a gun.
Oh my gosh.
Hadn't seen him since.
Alligator bait.
Gosh.
Well, here we are, back on your page, and you're talking about Russia here, breaking the Biden regime's Russia sanctions are having a devastating, crippling effect on the USA. Hardly.
As you know, the ruble has gotten back to normal.
On this show, I predicted it.
When they started these sanctions on this very show, I said it's not going to hurt them at all.
It's going to kill us.
That's right.
How many people are in China?
They're like, well, you can't sell to Europe, can't sell to the United States.
If you just sell to India or China, one of those, that makes up for all that.
So he's got places that he can go.
And then, you know, and then what does he do?
He's got them, you know, Trump's the one that didn't want to do the pipeline, but he's got them by the balls, you know?
And now he's saying, you want my gas?
You want my fuel?
I'm not taking American currency or euros anymore.
You have to...
Pay me in rubles.
That's right.
And what happens?
The rubles go skyrocket and they're back better than they were before.
That's how much the sanctions have hurt him.
I tried to explain this, you know, when we first started how this is a world, you know, this fuels a world thing.
It's not like the United States can shut Russia down or Europe.
You know how little Europe is compared to China?
Seriously.
Exactly.
All them countries in Europe are like Georgia.
They're just like states over here.
It's not this huge landmass.
Russia's huge.
China's huge.
India, the population is unbelievable.
I mean, they can sell to all these people.
They don't need them.
I told you this was going to happen.
It's just common sense.
All it's doing is hurting us.
That's it.
Well, I mean, it's out there now.
People are openly talking about it.
This is one from the Gateway Pundit.
Will Russia's invasion in Ukraine destroy the U.S. dollar or will Biden do it all by himself?
Because it certainly looks like that's exactly what he's doing.
I'm telling you, we've forced China and Russia together, and if they ever don't use the dollar as the global currency, then I cannot tell you how bad our economy is going to collapse.
No more printing money.
That's right.
Can't spend it if you don't have it.
Geez.
And don't forget about Iran, too.
Oh, yeah.
They've got Iran.
They've got a lot of people that are buying their oil.
They don't need the United States and Europe to buy their oil.
My gosh.
So this is a very big deal.
It's going to affect us all here at home.
And they're already talking about how we're going to have all kinds of energy shortages, food shortages, everything else.
But we've been living through that.
We know.
We remember.
We're old enough to remember the whole toilet paper situation.
Remember that?
You couldn't even get any toilet paper?
That's how dumb this country is.
That's when Putin said, I'm going to strike as soon as his body gets in there.
God, I mean, global pandemic, everybody ran out and bought ass wipes.
I was waiting for it.
I was so prepared.
I knew where you were going to go with that.
Yes.
That's what they bought.
Seriously, that's the first thing.
You don't buy food.
You don't buy anything, man.
You go out and just, there was a run on toilet paper.
I've never seen anything like you couldn't get any toilet paper.
I know.
It was really interesting the way that whole thing went.
All of a sudden, that is what there wasn't anything.
I mean, no one had any.
You want job security?
Make toilet paper.
That's right.
I mean, seriously, you're talking about people got to have, you know, people always look for these lavish land deals and I'm going to build this and I'm going to start this company.
Just sell toilet paper because people are going to use it.
Some things people just gotta have.
That's one of them.
That is one of them.
But now they're talking about something very near and dear to your heart, and that is meat costs set to surge higher to unimaginable prices.
I have to break out the old mullet net.
Go throw, get me some mullet this week.
Free!
I know.
We definitely know one person that will not go hungry.
Yes, I will say that I went to read to kids for an African-American read-in day.
I approached the podium with my mask on.
What has she ever done?
What is her job?
How is she worth millions?
What has she done?
Well, she stole an election in Georgia.
The devil went down to Georgia and there she is.
Unbelievable.
That's how it went.
I mean, they owe Georgia to her.
The Democrats really, really owe her big time for all of that.
Unbelievable.
Oh yeah.
Her sister's a judge.
Trust me.
I mean, that is why she is running for governor and no telling what her contributions look like now.
I'm worried about Georgia.
I really am.
And I'm really worried about it.
Don't worry.
When the Secretary of State, the current one there that screwed Trump and the governor there, Kemp, who screwed Trump, don't worry.
They're up for re-election now.
Believe me, they're all going to be straightened out somehow.
Oh, I hope so, Kat.
Oh, you know, they're going to straighten it out now.
They're up for re-election.
They're not going to let that happen during their re-election.
Guaranteed it.
Well, that's why they say Murkowski is not going to vote.
They'll be watching them counters.
There'll be 18 people watching one counter for the governor for his own election.
It's unreal what's happening with all of that.
And it's going to take a while.
I mean, we're still at the very beginning of the process where people are starting to come out with all of this information.
But they're actually talking about it now.
Those that wouldn't say anything about it before are having to talk about the election and what happened.
And I'm hoping there's going to be some reversals.
President Trump is actually openly talking about it.
I hope there is, but I doubt there's gonna be.
Geez.
I mean, I don't know.
This was some good information here.
This just happened over in Wisconsin.
Wisconsin judge orders Voss held in contempt over election records.
So, Dane County Judge Valerie Bailey Wren ordered Speaker Robin Voss to turn over emails he kept on the 2020 election investigation.
Retired Supreme Court Justice Michael Gableman released his findings last week during his opening testimony.
Justice Gableman listed a series of unlawful acts that took place during the 2020 presidential election.
Justice Gableman then called for the decertification of the 2020 presidential election results in the states.
Wouldn't it happen?
Wouldn't it though?
We need one and then once we get one you're going to start seeing it all over the place.
That's what I think is going to happen is if we can just get one done.
So this is really great news and I just hope there's going to be more of it because they can't just decide they're not going to turn over this information.
And the Democrats are trying really hard with all of this trans stuff.
They're doing it right now.
Well, they are to a certain point.
Because over in Arizona, you've got Mark Brnovich, who is referring criminal action against the Arizona Secretary of State, Katie Hobbs.
That's happening as well.
So, all of this is all happening at the same time, and even though they want to talk about Transgender Day, and they want to talk about all these different things, because they think you've gotten bored of what's going on in the Ukraine, because it's not in your bubble, or because they don't want to talk about the Afghanistan War, where they left Americans behind, or because COVID's kind of just getting a little inconvenient, wearing those masks all the time, and You're seeing your friends are starting to take them off too because, ew, it's getting old.
It's going to mess with the tan in the summer.
So what are they doing?
They're trying to go into the other issues that they think are going to divide us even further while all of this is going on.
Nobody's paying attention to the war over there in Ukraine because everybody's lying about it.
Nobody can get no truth.
And so they're just turning it off.
They're like, well, can't believe Russia for sure.
Can't believe Ukraine's corrupt government.
Can't believe our media.
They're all just a bunch of liars.
They're all green screening everything, lying about everything, faking everything.
I mean, so you don't know.
So the truth is coming, but you don't know what it is because all they are is a bunch of liars.
That's exactly what they are.
And they're just going to continue to lie, too, as a result of it, because here we are at midterms, and they know.
They know what's coming.
They know it's going to be a red wave like no one has ever seen before.
And this was.
Anything.
houseplant.
She's getting worse, isn't she?
She's really struggling now.
Now it's giving her like a complex now and it's just making it worse, you know?
They're like, oh my, she's like, I gotta be perfect now because people are making fun of me.
Now she's just kind of frozen saying the same thing over and over.
She uses the same word like multiple times in a sentence.
It's gotten where she just can't talk.
And Biden, who knows what that idiot's saying.
Oh, we never know what he's going to say.
I mean, he is so angry now, too.
We have fewer democracies in the world today than we did 15 years ago.
Fewer.
Not more.
Nay, nay.
All right.
Creepy.
He's creepy.
Creep.
His son's a creepy.
I mean, everybody in that whole crime family is just a bunch of creepy weirdos, man.
God, they're weirdos.
They absolutely are.
He can't keep his hands off people.
Why do you have to touch people when you're talking to them?
It's different if you're, like, talking to your aunt or something or, you know, somebody in your family and your cousin, and you touch them on the shoulder when you talk to them.
But, man, they're total strangers.
Like that girl in Ukraine.
He puts his hand on each shoulder, like rubbing her shoulders, and says, who gave you those pretty eyes, those blue eyes?
My God.
Did you just say that to her?
It's really scary.
And you know what?
Where's the Me Too movement?
Is that a sex?
You can't get worse.
That's like the worst sexist come on I've ever seen in my life.
It's true.
I mean, it's gross.
Who's responsible for those pretty blue eyes?
She's like, I have eight in three days.
My house is bombed.
I'm just, my brother's dead.
Right.
And you're hitting on me and rubbing my shoulders and getting four inches from my face, talking about my pretty eyes.
God, what a just embarrassment.
Well, and you know, this is why Hunter is so screwed up, too.
I mean, do not think that there's not a reason why he's as messed up as he is.
It's because his family clearly is.
You look at Trump's kids and how well put together they are.
They're all successful.
They're all driven.
They are creative.
They are They do, you know, I mean, they're wonderful.
They're family oriented.
And you've got Hunter.
He's so messed up.
Where is Hunter?
He is so messed up.
Has anybody seen him?
He's so messed up, man.
My God.
Even like Keith Richard is like, God dang, that guy's warped.
He's a mess.
I mean, he's an absolute mess.
And the thing about it is...
I'm sure he's miserable being Biden's son, man.
He couldn't be more miserable than that.
Oh, you know he is.
I mean, I hate to...
He's like, I can't be happy here.
And I can't be happy here.
I'll be happy here.
And that's where he's with all them hookers.
That's where he's comfortable.
And I can't be happy here.
And I can't be happy there.
I'll be happy here.
Oh, it's really scary.
And you know how we talk about things like, we talk about how the Democrats are really, when they accuse the Republicans or conservatives of something, they're the ones that are actually guilty for it, of it?
Well, this is a prime example.
Okay, and this one is out from the Gateway Pundit.
Flashback exclusive.
Hunter Biden's Russian blackmail photos revealed Hunter with Russians at Hollywood orgy.
Revisited.
Okay, so while they were talking about the dossier that apparently they thought that President Trump was involved in all of this stuff, it's actually Hunter.
Hunter in the flesh.
Of course it is.
That's where he is.
Man, this guy was...
And you think Hunter is smart enough to do all this?
This is all his dad shoving him around to get money.
And it ain't 10% to the big guy.
I guarantee you, man, he's getting 70% to the big guy.
That's why Hunter's broke all the time, letting crack.
There's no question.
I think that Joe Biden basically says, here you go, here's some money.
He doles it out to him because he's not to be trusted.
Trust me, I don't think, I don't, I think all of it is.
Here's some crack money.
Here's your crack money, right?
Don't let them find you.
Here's your weekly crack allowance.
Here's your weekly hooker allowance.
Don't bother me.
Go get me some money.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
So they found the real blackmail photos.
It has nothing to do with President Trump, but it has everything to do with the Bidens.
You've seen them.
I know you get sent them all the time.
I get sent them too.
And thanks, guys.
I've seen them.
You don't have to send them to me anymore.
No more Hunter Ding Dong pictures.
Stop it.
I'm not interested in Hunter and all of that stuff here in Southern California and at the hotels and all that stuff.
I'm telling you, I'm not kidding.
When he was at the inaugural, the fake inaugural ball or inauguration, I was like, man, he looks so weird in clothes.
I've never seen him in clothes before.
You don't recognize him, right?
When he's dressed.
You really don't.
When he's dressed and when he's sober, you honestly don't even know.
He documented it.
He's the vice president's son doing a bunch of illegal, disgusting shit.
He documents all of it.
He completely records it all.
God almighty.
Like I said, dumb.
Absolutely dumb.
All here.
Even rock stars, aren't that stupid?
I know.
That's what's so hard to believe.
And when you think about the sit-down interviews, he's not even denying at all that he was looking for crack and smoking Parmesan cheese.
Here's a clip.
How's my protege?
I went one time for 13 days without sleeping and smoking crack and drinking vodka exclusively throughout that entire time.
I probably smoked more Parmesan cheese than anyone.
What an idiot!
Oh, what a loser!
Yeah.
I'm a Biden.
We try too much.
I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby.
Her boyfriend just died.
Yeah, I'll throw in a wedding every now and then.
But funerals are insane.
Overwhelming grief.
The chicks are so horny, it's not even fair.
Yeah, crazy horny.
Grief turned into a hope for a love.
Grief is nature's most powerful.
Kid Lord, he sounds like Will Smith.
That's what I've learned.
Trust in the process.
Saturday.
I got one Saturday.
You're coming with.
For Biden. in.
Because there's so much there.
When you start unpacking the bio labs, when you start talking about the money that exchanged hands, when you start talking about China and their influence and their money and all of that, we got a problem.
A real problem.
He had his hands in China, Russia, and Ukraine.
The Bidens.
Talking about collusion.
Just crime, just nasty, no good people too.
God, they're just sorry.
They are.
Man, Joe is lying.
He's the slick daddy little, and he's a pedo and a pervert.
He can't keep it.
Who in the hell, like, I can't imagine that.
What if some 80-year-old person comes up to you that you don't even know and starts talking to you and puts his mouth one quarter inch from your ear and is talking like that?
Who does that?
That wouldn't happen.
I would be so out of there.
Who does that?
I don't understand.
He headbutted a lady.
I couldn't do it.
I would back up like you wouldn't believe.
I seriously am like a cat.
You know, I mean, I can't do it.
I cannot.
I turn my back in a second.
And honestly, there are boundaries.
And not only that.
He crosses them.
He crosses them.
If he does that in public, knowing that it's a problem and having everybody please don't do it, what does he do in private?
It's not good.
You can imagine, right?
I don't want to, but you can definitely imagine.
It's bad.
I mean, and I can't believe his handlers actually allow children in the room with him because we know what's going to happen.
Keep him away.
He's going to go for them at any minute.
He's going to go for them.
Yuck.
Wow.
And if there's none around him, he picks them out.
He's like, yeah, you.
Step out of the way.
Yeah, that little four-year-old in the back.
Yeah.
You're going to be fine looking when you're 16.
He does stuff.
Maybe he did something like that.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, he's really got problems.
I mean, there's no question.
And we know that Washington, D.C. is sleazy.
We know Hollywood is sleazy, too, right?
We know that there are places in middle America that are sleazy.
But if you are their handler, right, if you're supposed to make sure they look good on camera, and you have kids in that room, and you know how that's going to go, or women in that room, and you know what that's all about, then you know what?
You're not doing your job.
Right?
I don't see I don't see but skanky lasting too much longer.
Oh she's not she's going to a network.
Yeah yeah she's she I mean to set up air and have to cover for this idiot oh yeah day and uh it'd be I mean I don't I couldn't do it she's not even thinking about staying of course not no yeah I hear she has multiple offers from multiple networks I mean that's just the way it goes they're they're going to reward her for Her service trying to clean up all the messes for Biden.
Cover up them lies.
She almost needs to go parachute or something.
I'm not even against it.
I know.
My God.
I know.
But her reputation is forever that.
I mean, she's Obama and Biden administration.
That's what she's always going to be.
She'll just go to the parties in her bubble and they'll treat her like a little princess.
So she's all right.
Right.
Right.
She certainly won't have to deal with us peasants ever.
So here we go.
Speaking of swamp coke orgy claims, we're here.
We're going there.
All right, this is out from the Gateway Pundit.
House Freedom Caucus members want Madison Cawthorn to name names.
Yeah, let's hear it.
Explosive D.C. Who's the orgy dudes?
Orgy claims.
I want to know, too.
Please tell us who the pervs are.
I'm sure we could probably do this.
If you're going to come out and say something like that, you've got to name the names.
You do.
But you know what?
You need some security and you need a kill switch.
So just in case, you need to tell somebody.
So in the process of you telling people before you do, you don't have something happen to you.
We know what happens.
We know about the whole Epstein rule.
So apparently...
So what are we doing after the vote?
Oh, just cocaine and orgy.
Come on with us.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
I thought people were a little bit less obvious about things like that, but apparently not.
It's very much out in the open.
So earlier this week, GOP representative Madison Cawthorn, North Carolina, he sat down for- Wait a minute.
Are they going to allow transgenders at this orgy, or are they transphobic?
You know, I think you can beat whoever and whatever you want to be.
An orgy is an orgy.
Give one, come all.
Good Lord.
Oh my God, we could go on that forever.
Oh no.
So he sat down and he talked about that he sees politicians regularly participating in cocaine-fueled benders and wild orgies.
I want to know.
I could give some names, please.
I know.
We've got to find out.
This could keep captured.
I'm live and kicking for a month on Twitter.
This is all the feeling you need.
You'd be so sick of hearing me tweet about it.
You'd turn it off.
Unfollow me.
Oh my gosh.
So, yes.
It's causing quite a stir.
You quit talking about Eric Swalwell fart, and I said, man, that's my Super Bowl.
I'm going to troll people, man.
Eric Swadwell farting, Zoom dick.
That's my Super Bowl when it happens.
It don't happen often.
You have a wonderful time whenever something like that happens.
Everyone knows.
Go to Cat Turd's page.
If there is something, it's going to be there.
If something ridiculous happens.
Yes.
Yeah, name names.
You really can't.
You really can't just come and say, you wouldn't believe some of the politicians that are on the payroll.
That are just doing wild coke all the time and doing orgies and buying hookers.
Listen, you know, you've got to come out with the names then or keep your mouth shut to begin with.
That's right.
I don't think there's any questions.
So McCarthy spoke with Calthorne on Wednesday and threatened the freshmen.
And said, don't tell anybody on one of them.
That there will be consequences if he doesn't watch his words.
Okay.
Ooh!
You better not tell us about our cocaine or she's up here in the house.
Oh my gosh.
He is, yeah.
And so a lot of people are really upset over that and they're slamming him, rightfully so, as they should.
Because Kevin, we know, is a complete and total rhino.
But Kevin McCarthy is a complete disaster for the sake of the nation.
He must step down from the GOP leadership.
So, I mean, they're talking about how crooked everyone is.
So one story goes into the next, goes into a third.
Let's put them all on a lie detector test.
Every single congressman on both sides should do a lie detector test.
And drug and alcohol test.
And the citizens should be able to ask them any question they want.
That's right.
Do you really believe in the Green New Deal, AOC? Well, I think they should.
I think they should be subject to testing, don't you?
Oh yeah.
Every one of them comes up there.
Have you been to any cocaine-fueled orchies lately?
That little meter would be going...
Jumping around like crazy.
I mean, maybe that's where AOC was since she definitely wasn't in the capital like she claimed she was.
No one knows where she was exactly.
So this is right out, speaking of Kevin McCarthy, that basically earlier this week, the Piglosi, as I like to call her, family bought $2 million in Tesla stock.
This was also at the same time Democrats were pushing their green energy spending.
The stock jumped 8% the next week, and Tesla announced another stock split on Monday.
Those Piglosis sure know how to play the market.
So she made $400,000.
Exactly.
Certainly did.
And so did everybody else.
I mean, this is the thing.
You've got Trump supporters who are locked up in prison without trial for attending a rally or walking into the U.S. Capitol on January 6th.
And then you've got the Democrats who are involved in critical race theory.
They're trying to divert your attention from all of the other things that are going on and have you talk about transgender and what they're going to do in the airports, right?
Right.
And they're destroying our country.
Nobody cares about the transgender thing.
Nobody.
Everybody.
Except for the Democrats.
You care more about gas prices or transgender stuff?
Not anybody in America is going to say, I'm okay with the gas prices.
Don't stop talking about transgenders 24-7.
Whatever you do, I have to have it.
That's right.
I mean, this is a thing now.
But...
I thought this was a good sign.
Now, I don't know how you feel about iced tea, but he said this.
I was robbed of...
I thought you was talking about iced tea, but I said, I like it.
Yes.
Do you like it sweet or unsweet?
You're from the South.
Unsweet.
I don't like sugar in any drink.
Oh, so...
No, just in the natural white Russians, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, what comes natural in liquor?
I do like sugar in.
What turns the sugar is fine.
I don't put sugar in my tea, no.
So Ice-T says this, I was robbed at a gas station in New Jersey last night after my hands stopped trembling.
I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down.
My money is gone.
The police asked me if I knew who did it.
I said yes, it was pump number nine.
This is a good sign.
Yeah, he said that, but he copy and pasted it because there was a lot of people posting that same joke all week.
But that's still good.
That's a great sign, though, right?
That you've got people like Ice-T that are actually participating in the conversation.
Of course, you have Biden right now who's going to drain our oil reserves, right?
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
It is.
It is so.
We're not going to drill.
We're not going to open up the Keystone.
We're not going to open up the pipelines.
We're not going to frack.
We're not going to just get into the independence and just go for it.
We're going to take everything out of the oil reserves that Trump built up that they didn't want to.
So they're going to bleed those dry.
So what are we going to do if there's an emergency?
And have you ever seen a time more ripe for emergency as right now?
Geez.
I mean, it's crazy.
What an idiot.
I mean, reserves are supposed to be reserves, right?
You're supposed to have that on reserve.
That's the point.
Just look it up in the dictionary, what reserve means.
It doesn't say...
Things that you use immediately to try to get re-elected.
Right.
Right?
It's not going to do anything.
Gas might go down 10 cents a gallon for a week or two.
You got to continually pump this stuff.
There's a need.
There definitely is.
But like you said, they're not going to do the obvious.
Open up our drilling, fracking pipelines.
I mean...
I don't care.
I don't care if it's...
There's three people have a job, and we have no oil, and everybody's dying, and everybody's starving to death.
He's still not going to drill oil here, believe me.
No, he's definitely not.
He's definitely not, and I would put you through it, but I'm not going to have you listen to slur words Biden, because he's just too infuriating right now.
I don't want him to listen to the idiot.
You can't understand what the idiot's saying anyway.
It's just a bunch of slur and ridiculous.
The tempo, the temperature of it's all wrong.
He yells and he whispers.
It's just a nightmare.
It is a nightmare.
And somebody doesn't like him in there too.
I think the Democrats are starting to look at the fact that they may be losing their seats and so all of a sudden they're saying okay let's distance ourselves.
In fact from what I understand there are a lot of candidates He won't be mentioned in the campaign one time.
They're begging him not to come.
Please do not.
Do not come and try to stomp for us.
He never goes anywhere.
Right?
I know.
Good night.
They gotta plug him in in the basement in Delaware every weekend just to get him through the week.
It's like an Iron Man suit or something down there.
It's true.
They plug him in.
And that doesn't even help, though.
That's the problem.
I mean, his battery is drained.
There is nothing upstairs.
It's over for him.
This is how out of touch he is.
He tells Americans struggling with higher energy costs to buy electric vehicles and get some solar panels, right?
Because he doesn't live in the universe that we live in.
And they're trying to force everyone into buying these electric cars because they want you to look at what you're paying in gas and they want you to have that conversation to justify doing so.
You can't give me one of those golf carts.
You couldn't give me one.
Really awful.
So, this concludes today's show, but I do have a Kamala Harris word salad if you're up for it.
Yeah, by all means.
Here we go.
This is VD Jamaica.
That's what I'm calling this segment.
Check it out.
We also recognize, just as it has been in the United States for Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way of its impact has been the pandemic.
So to that end, we are announcing today also that we will assist Jamaica in COVID recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential to, I believe, what is necessary To strengthen not only the issue of public health, but also the economy.
Good lord.
She's worse than he is.
It's like, it's all that's unnecessary, you know, the first 20 minutes of that.
I know.
It's just like, she's trying to explain all she had to say, you know, Jamaica's been hit hard by the pandemic, so that cuts out the first five or six sentences she just said.
Those five or ten words.
I know.
Man.
She just...
Who writes this stuff?
I don't know.
I honestly don't know.
I really do not.
It's a dumb contest, and I mean it.
Well, they are.
They're a dumb contest.
The world's biggest dumb contest.
I mean, who does this?
I mean, he's telling people, you got Biden over here that's telling people that are struggling already with high energy costs and to buy electric vehicles.
Just fork out 60 grand.
Sure.
Come on, man.
Do it right now.
What's your problem?
Right?
We're all...
There.
And get solar panels.
And then you've got Maxine Waters.
Where are you going to charge it where I live?
There's not a charging station with 100 miles.
Where are you going to charge it?
It's not a 110.
It's not a lamp.
You don't just plug it in like a lamp.
And that's what they think.
Go to your garage.
Just pull out a 110 extension cord like a lamp.
Plug it in.
Boom.
You're charged up.
That's it, too.
It's insanity.
And then you've got Maxine Watt, and you've got hurricanes, too.
So how are you going to get out?
I mean, really?
What are you going to do?
I mean, seriously, what do you think about just how nonsensical it is?
How are you going to charge it at your home, then, to even go?
Right.
My power, when Category 5 Michael hit here and just destroyed everything.
Boy, I should have left, too.
I thought I was dead.
But, um...
Man, we didn't have power for, I don't know, seven weeks.
Everything was gone.
Every single line.
Every single...
For miles and miles and miles, all the lines were on the ground.
You can't just fix this stuff, especially with these...
These are little country electrical companies, man.
I mean, running...
You wouldn't believe what they had to do to get it back on.
I remember when it came on, though, two months later when that power got on, I was like, God.
You're sitting right in front of the air conditioner, I bet.
Yeah, I have a pump, you know.
I have a well and a pump, so when the electric's off, you lose your water.
There's a whole different game when you don't have water and you don't have electricity.
But, man, I remember I finally, a buddy of mine brought a, I had one generator that I had already, and I had it running Um, and one of my rooms, it was 105 degrees every day after that storm.
And I had it running a little window unit just so I could survive.
It was 115, 120 degrees in your house.
You can't survive.
Not in my age.
So I had it running that and just running basic stuff like where I get on computer or watch, you know, the news or whatever.
And then he, he bought this like 1982 military generator.
He bought from the army on a 14 foot, um, I bought a 14 foot trailer and I bought some wire and we wired it in and we ran the whole house.
I ran the whole house, man.
I had water and everything after about a week.
Man, I had to go by, and I couldn't buy here in a ride of Tallahassee, so it'd take me about seven, eight hours to get up there and back, although it's just a hundred mile drive just because of traffic and lines and everything that was going on down here, just trying to get in and out of town.
And I just, my whole truck was full of just diesel, just running this thing all day long, all night.
So it was crazy.
I remember I didn't take a bath for like eight days or something.
I didn't have any water.
Man, I got in the shower.
Yeah, it's a whole other world.
People don't realize.
I got in the shower, my god.
I look like a teabag.
Well, I remember when it happened to me.
Remember I had that week when I had no electricity and no water because they hit something in Hollywood and so I was one of the people that didn't have anything and you were like, well sure we can do the show.
And I'm like, no we can't.
I don't have any electricity.
I have nothing.
And you're like, just go and get a generator.
Fire up your generator on your balcony.
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
I'd get arrested immediately for doing something like that.
I can't even have a grill on my balcony.
No.
I wouldn't last five minutes in Hollywood.
You would not.
You definitely would not.
It would be great.
I would love for you to come out here sometime.
It would be a good time.
We'd have a really great time.
We'll do the show live out there someday.
I'll come out.
Get you to Hollywood.
Oh my gosh.
Well, here's the deal.
This is how out of touch Hollywood really is.
Okay, so I'm going to end on this one.
Maxine Waters tells homeless people at a housing voucher event to go home.
Your mic frag it up.
To go home.
You don't have a home.
You're home.
Right.
You're homeless.
Housing voucher event.
You need to go home.
And then she tries to kill the story.
But yes, she said exactly the wrong thing to exactly the wrong crowd.
Did not know how to read the room.
Just was there just to read off her lines.
So that's really kind of what we have to expect.
But climate change is definitely coming.
This is on their agenda, as you know.
But I was really proud when I saw this one clip from President Trump.
This will be our high note.
Check it out.
And yet you have people like John Kerry worrying about the climate.
The climate.
Oh, I heard that the other day.
Here we are, guys, threatening us.
He's worried about the ocean will rise one hundredth of one percent over the next three hundred fucking years.
That's how ridiculous it is, too, and that's true.
It is ridiculous.
Absolutely, it's ridiculous.
And meanwhile, you've got all of these people that live in these gigantic mansions, right?
The ones that are the most concerned about climate change.
Give me a break.
You can just look at where they live, and you can figure out the rest.
I mean, here's Barack Obama, right?
Here's Nancy Piglosi.
This is her house.
Bill Gates.
Do you really think...
They are worried about the water rising when you look at these properties.
These people are all evil.
Evil demons.
They definitely are.
They definitely, definitely are.
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