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Lying Joe - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/29/2022 - Ep. 50
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Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Thursday, March 29th, episode number 50.
Off to a little rough start, but it is our 50th show.
Please remember to like, share, subscribe, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat Turd.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you screwing up over there?
What are you screwing up?
Oh my gosh!
You know, I swear, every single time there's a big event, something happens.
Yep.
Doesn't it?
Right when it starts, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we turn it down.
Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but...
No, but it is a little...
Stop doing that FBI. Stop doing that shit.
I totally agree.
We can only handle so much at this moment.
No, it's one of those things that happened, but I guess there was something that happened with the actual broadcasting system that I use, and it was even on their website.
So I have everything okay now.
It seems like everybody can hear us.
California power outage.
Well, we had one.
Remember, it rained yesterday.
If you have an electric car, you can't use it today.
You got to walk.
That's right.
I've had a rough couple of days.
I was in traffic in LA all day yesterday because when it rains here, no one drives.
And if they do drive, the old, on the roads are so, it's so thick and you just, you slide all over the place.
I probably had, or saw, I wasn't in them, six accidents on my way back to the office yesterday.
And it took me hours to get there.
And it's not that far.
Not to mention all the human turds and the heroin needles floating around on the road.
And everything else.
Exactly, exactly.
So there's a lot going on today.
We have got our 50th show, which is very impressive.
Feels good.
We did it.
Yes, we did it.
Huge landmark here.
So I'm excited about that.
And the name of the episode today is Lying Joe.
So I'm sure everyone can elaborate with some of that because that's what he's been doing lately non-stop.
But you know, it's really fun that you mentioned Hollywood, and we were laughing about the fact that my puppy dog wears shoes.
Good lord.
Shoes.
I mean, you wouldn't go barefoot in Hollywood now, would you?
I mean, would you?
You would not.
It's not barefooted for a dog.
Well, it kind of is.
I don't want him next to needles or anything.
But anyway, we had one of your fans and somebody sent this to me and it's Jackie1321.67 who did this little gif and I thought it was absolutely adorable.
And you can check it out.
In Hollywood, dogs wear shoes when they go outside.
Here's Cat Turd saying, and then you've got smiles on the other side, side-eyeing.
I should you not.
Oh, yeah.
I thought we would start out with something.
Do you have socks, too, or just shoes?
Oh, I put socks on because I put lotion on his feet.
Oh, my God.
Yes, I just like to hear you squirm, of course, so.
So you have to buy four socks and four shoes.
No, they come in a four-pack, of course.
Some of them come in a six-pack in case you lose one.
You go to a fancy Hollywood little dog store that has all the little uniforms for dogs.
Oh my gosh, he's got a full-blown outfit.
I mean, one to beat the band, of course.
Got it, poor dog.
Oh, he is lovely.
It's like Halloween every day for him.
Why not?
It's one of my favorite holidays.
Oh my goodness.
So we have got a ton going on here today, as you all know.
It looks like, oh, Cat Turd, it looks like your mic, there's a problem over on your end.
I don't know what it can be.
Which means something happened.
So you're pretty low from what I'm gathering.
Can you just do a test real quick, Cat Turd?
Yeah, test.
Okay, does everybody hear you okay?
Okay, he says it sounds good.
Alright, they say it sounds good.
Alright, you sound good.
So there we go.
So a lot going on today in the news.
And first off, let's go ahead and start with what...
Is Will Smith still crying or did he stop?
Oh, he's still crying and his wife has stepped in and says, you know, we all need to begin healing.
Leave Will alone!
Isn't that ridiculous?
Somebody should do that guy.
Leave Brittany alone, but do it with her doing Will.
He's pathetic.
I mean, the guy's sick.
Let's face it.
I mean, he's not well.
He's mentally ill.
He's really not well.
And he's an arrogant prick.
He's a jerk.
So you got jerk, arrogant prick mixed with mental illness and that's what happens.
You told a joke about my wife, I'm gonna slap you in front of a billion people.
Oh, true.
And the thing about it is that we were talking about it yesterday.
A lot of people didn't realize that there was a history between these two.
And there definitely is.
I was talking about it because I know about it because I live here.
But it's a Chris Rock's turbulent 26-year friendship with Jada and Will includes co-star Billings in Madagascar and The Fresh Prince.
As it transpires, comedian had vowed never to poke fun of couple before backtracking on his promise with the 2016 jib.
So, yeah, there is definitely a history.
I know.
Imagine the arrogance of somebody saying, hey, I know you're a comedian, you're a stand-up comedian, you make a living with this, but you can't make fun of me anymore.
So we're going to do an agreement.
What a complete ass-wife.
It's ridiculous.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
But the thing about it is, I still, to this minute, believe that that whole thing was real.
I think they got a lot more attention.
We even gave them attention on the show because you just cannot believe that someone would actually go ahead and just open smack somebody during an awards show When you have millions of people watching, granted it was their lowest rating show ever, second to lowest, but still, I mean, you just, there's, I don't know, an assumption that people are going to have a certain amount of professional decorum, and definitely not there.
And he finds out tomorrow, from what I understand, whether he gets to keep his awards or not, or whether he's ever allowed back.
Take it away from him.
He don't deserve it.
Right.
I think they should.
Tells me you're going to be in jail, much less have an award.
That's it.
They can have an ovation for some of her crying, talking about love after he just slapped somebody and was screaming like an idiot.
Well, he sounded like an idiot, and he's going to continue to.
You know, he's going to do everything that he can to milk this so that it, you know, into his favor, because he really looks like a jerk.
But I was happy to see that a lot of people, even Jim Carrey, he was slamming...
The Oscars audience for clapping for Will Smith after he assaulted Chris Rock and said he'd sue Smith himself for $200 million if it were him.
Understandable.
Yeah.
I think they should get into a few so I can laugh at both of them some more.
It was a great rate.
Wasn't it?
Still though, even as bad as the ratings are on the Oscars, they still get like 10 million more people than when the basement dummy talks.
We got a president that's on YouTube and can't trust 232 people watching him.
Exactly.
My God.
Oh, it's horrible.
They need to shut his ass up.
He's going to get us into nuclear war.
There's no way.
The Russian war has no chance to do anything but escalate as long as they let him talk and quit his little tough man routine.
He's a badass.
I mean, he needs to shut up.
He really does.
He's going to get us in so much trouble.
You're absolutely right.
And just the lying.
I mean, that's why you named the show today, right?
I mean, that's just what he is.
He just continues to lie.
Here's just an example of some of them.
Thank you very much.
I know you're going to ask a really nice question.
Well, it's an important question.
Shut up.
Are you worried that other leaders in the world are going to start to doubt that America is back if some of these big things that you say on the world stage keep getting walked back?
What's getting walked back?
It made it sound like, just in the last couple days, it sounded like you told US troops they were going to Ukraine.
And you're going to see when you're there, some of you have been there, you're going to see women, young people standing in the middle of the front of a damn tank, just saying, I'm not leaving.
I'm holding my ground.
They're incredible.
It sounded like you said it was possible the U.S. would use a chemical weapon.
Clarify on chemical weapons.
Could, if chemical weapons were used in Ukraine, would that trigger a military response from NATO? It would trigger a response in kind.
And it sounded like you were calling for regime change in Russia.
For God's sake, this man cannot remain in power.
None of the three occurred.
None of the three occurred?
None of the three.
He can't help it.
Yeah, we just have it on this new invention called the video.
Right.
Thanks to Maysmore for putting that together.
Maysmore, I'm a huge fan.
I don't know if Maysmore listens to the show or not, but he's over on Twitter, and honestly, he does an incredible job of splicing these videos and putting them together to show what they say one day and how they change it the next day.
Excellent.
He could generally not even remember, or he might not even know they're walking it back because he's just too much of a moron for them to tell him.
I mean, this is just, you know, I don't even know what to say about it, but shit show anymore is just the perfect phrase for it.
It's terrible.
It's just a train wreck beyond train wrecks.
I mean, I was around during Jimmy Carter.
Jimmy Carter was taxing business of 70%.
If you made a million dollars a year, use a 70% tax bracket.
Think about how that destroyed the economy.
And there was gas lines.
I mean, there was always a shortage of gas for years when he was in there.
Sometimes you have to wait in line if you can get it.
But man, and that is nothing compared to this idiot.
This is big time.
And he got us into every little thing that we're in.
Because you know what?
We absolutely are in the worst situation because of the Democrats and because of this clown.
They got us into all this.
President Trump was trying to get us out of it.
Economically?
Oh yeah, the world respected us again.
And now, look at what happened.
Here we are.
I mean, Biden, he can't even get through a speech or anything without calling on particular people to ask him questions and then has to hold a cheat sheet and read it.
And he doesn't even get that right.
This is also from the Daily Mail.
Biden79 uses cheat sheets to answer press questions on his unscripted call for Putin to be ousted in Russia.
Rand Paul claims need for cue cards shows somebody who's in cognitive decline.
You think?
He can't even talk.
He's just slurring.
I don't know what he's saying half the time.
This is...
You see when he was talking to the troops, and the troops were sitting there going, oh my God, every single one of them is thinking, oh my God, this guy's an idiot.
This is a train wreck of epic...
When Trump walked into the room with the troops, it was like...
I mean, it was like Elvis walked in there.
Of course.
I mean, it was like a rock star wedding.
They were like fighting over each other and screaming and yelling and trying to get pictures and trying to get autographs.
God, he walks in there.
It's just...
Start shoving 10 pieces of pizza down the throat.
Oh, before the trips even have a moment to eat or anything else.
Yeah, let me eat in front of you.
Oh my gosh.
These politicians eat like pigs, some of them.
You ever seen some of these Democrat politicians?
It's true.
God, I mean, who taught you how to eat?
I don't know, but you know what?
They make me ill.
I can't even watch somebody.
I really have a hard time when I'm out to dinner with somebody that's like a really vigorous eater.
I just can't do it.
But...
So you've had a few of those dates, is what you're saying?
I like you and all, but, you know...
No.
You're eating like it's your last meal, or your first meal in three weeks.
You can have mine, because I've totally lost my appetite, thanks.
Yeah, I'm a pretty cheap date in that respect, because you get a double meal generally.
But here it is.
This is a nightmare, you say.
Biden, he had...
He was not...
He says...
Biden had to have, I was not articulating a change in policy, written verbatim on a note card so that he wouldn't screw it up.
And he still screwed it up.
He can't do it.
He's, you know, when you have dementia and you get older like that, you get real mad real quick and that's where he's at.
I mean, you can get him just mad.
If they just, if the press one time...
In one meeting would treat him exactly like they treated Trump for five minutes.
He'd have a meltdown that would end his presidency.
Guaranteed.
I think you're absolutely right about that.
He could not handle it.
Not even a little bit.
I mean, he can't handle it now.
So you think that that explains the whispering and then the screaming?
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
What are you talking about?
There you go.
Yeah, there you go.
That's a creepy...
And you know what?
He's not the only one that's doing it.
AOC does it now, too.
They set up that speech for him over there, and they were like, okay, we're going to get all the press.
And they called all the pollsters.
And this is how the Democrat Party works.
And they're like, okay, he's going to give this speech.
And he's going to be forceful.
And then we're going to all say it's the best speech.
And they actually all said that, of course, they repeat the same line.
When they start repeating the same line, you know it was all preplanned.
So they all start saying this was better than the Ronald Reagan tear down that wall speech.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Did you hear him talking?
I sure did.
He was trying to be forceful, so he was slurring so bad.
And it's just like trying to be angry and angry and angry.
And then he called for regime change.
You know, off script.
And they had to walk it back.
And they still went ahead.
Here comes the Twitter of all the same dumbasses doing the same, you know, it's better than this.
It was the greatest speech of all time.
And then they're going to try to get their pollsters to give them an eight-point bounce.
You got to give them a bounce now.
We're going to turn this thing around.
And it's all perceived.
And this is how they do it.
But they can't even do it with this guy.
It's so bad.
They absolutely cannot.
Because, in fact, I'm glad you brought that up.
The polls now, this is the lowest point of his presidency so far.
His residency, we should say.
If NBC has them at 40, it's really around 25.
Because that's the most silly, ridiculous poll that there is out there.
This is bad.
This is real bad.
Lowest point of his presidency thus far.
Residency, we say here.
I have to get that in my head.
As a mere 40% of those polled approve of the job he is doing, a whopping 71 of Americans also believe that the country is on the wrong track.
Who in the hell would think it's on the right track?
Maybe some of the people that were at the Academy Awards.
Those people.
They think so.
I mean, believe it or not, there are people that still have, as embarrassing as this may sound, Biden-Harris flags all over their homes and in their neighborhoods.
I've seen them.
I've seen them on cars.
You don't see any around here.
There's still Trump signs everywhere around here.
I just saw a guy in a big four-wheel drive with a rebel flag about 10 foot long driving by right now, I swear.
Sure.
Well, I mean, that's the South.
Exactly.
They don't care, man, here.
They're not worried about it at all.
But his numbers are definitely showing.
And it's really interesting because I'm sure that they applauded.
Probably what happened at the Academy Awards last night because it took some of the heat and some of the eyes off of Joe Biden because every day it's something new with this clown.
Something else that's happened.
President Trump is speaking out about it too.
The best thing they could do to him right now, and of course they'll do the opposite because they always do what's dumb and not what's smart, but...
They just need to get him away from the camera for a week or two and let this die down.
Because, I mean, Russia put out a statement today that, hey, these talks are going to be long because of Joe Biden's rhetoric.
It just gives them fuel.
Absolutely he does.
And you know what's crazy?
Is that he actually fancies himself as the great communicator.
He says this.
This is exactly what he says.
I kid you not.
Joe Biden fancies himself as the great communicator, but his uncontrollable verbal ejaculations show his mouth dangerously outruns his mind, writes former Ronald Reagan speechwriter.
Abraham Bashkian said that.
And it's true.
He honestly is not capable of leading this country through anything right now.
Nothing.
But he sees himself as being an incredible success, as a wonderful leader.
Like he's doing the right thing.
And I will go back to what we were talking about yesterday.
I think some of this stuff where when people say, saying the quiet part out loud, It's that he's in rooms with people that are actually controlling the whole situation.
They're the ones that are creating the playbook and what direction they want us to go.
And he overhears these conversations.
He gets off script of what he's supposed to read because he finds that much more interesting.
And he starts talking about it.
I mean, that's what somebody that's really not in their right mind would do.
A person in their right mind would say, okay, I'm here to deliver ABC and they deliver it.
It's even worse than that.
He was over there creeping on Ukrainian refugee women, creeping all over.
Yes!
God, grabbing them by the shoulders?
Look, man, stop touching these women, you creep pedo.
I'm so sick of him.
I'm so sick of him bending over and sniffing these women's hair and talking one inch from their ear and all this creepy crap.
I mean, he grabs that one girl who looks like she's maybe 22 years old.
By the shoulders.
And who's responsible for those beautiful blue eyes?
Or something like that.
It's like, God almighty, man.
Weird.
You think she cares about that?
She just lost her home.
That's right.
Her country's being invaded.
She don't need no old pervert creeping on and rubbing her shoulders.
Talking about how pretty her eyes are.
This is what he does.
This is what he will be known as.
Creepy perv.
Yeah.
The whole family's creepy.
They're criminals.
They're all pedos.
I mean, it's on film.
You see the FBI chief said they couldn't find Hunter's laptop now.
Oh, did I ever see that?
I saw that on your page.
The FBI is just, they're gone.
They needed to ban the FBI into a million pieces and the CIA and start all over.
We're some people that actually care about this country and there aren't criminals because this is just a criminal organization that's against the people now.
It's so bad.
The worst mistake Trump ever made was put Christopher Wray in there.
I used to literally Trump every single day almost when Trump tweeted.
I put, today would be a great day to fire Christopher Wray.
I'd say it under his tweets just about every day.
I remember that.
I remember that.
You would go straight to his page and you would write that.
Come on.
And then I would echo it because...
They're all buddies.
Mueller.
That's right.
Comey.
Ray's one of their best friends.
This group of people has sold this country out and is just destroying the FBI's reputation.
And I mean...
What can you say about it?
I mean, they're literally only organization for the Democrat Party and their main person is to do the crimes and pin it on somebody else or, you know, just go after conservatives.
And then let anything Democrats could, they could kill 100 people and they're not going to go after them.
That's all they do now.
They absolutely are not going to do anything about it.
But the fact that they can't find Hunter Biden's laptop, thank God you had the computer guy make a copy of it.
But then they're going to talk about the handling of the evidence, right, to make sure that it was handled properly and all of that.
But what you could do is locate the other people who received some of these emails and track down some of the victims of all of this and get it on their side.
It doesn't just have to stop here.
Oops, we lost it.
Just like smashing Hillary Clinton's cell phones, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so we destroyed evidence.
Oops, where did it go?
No, this isn't going to disappear like Epstein, okay?
All the criminals, Comey went in there, Hillary Clinton gave every criminal in there immunity.
Yes.
All her lawyers, all her staff, everybody, immunity.
Before it even started.
You got immunity?
I mean, it just never ends.
And the FBI has been destroyed by these three or four people over 20 years.
And they just, it's gone.
It's not even fixable, I don't think, anymore.
I mean, they plotted.
Of course they did.
I mean, they've even been charged with it now.
The Whitmer kidnapping was so fake, it was just them.
And if you don't think they're 100% involved in January 6th, oh yeah, they're not.
That's why Ray Epps is sitting there, off, never charged, on film, go to the Capitol, go to the Capitol, let's go, we gotta go inside for two damn days.
It's no question.
I mean, it's on film.
I know.
There's no question about they're involved.
People say they're not involved, and we've already talked to Ray Epps.
Put him on the stand.
Let me question him.
That's right.
Put him on the stand, and I'm not a lawyer.
I'm just a dumbass from the country.
I'm just an old country boy.
Let me question him for five minutes, and let's see.
I just want to ask him some questions.
It's really unnerving that they are able to get away with this, and they continue to, but you're absolutely right.
And I will say, the American people are not going to let this go, not by any stretch of the mile.
And it almost seems like every single time there's something that happens in this country, you can point in the direction of the FBI. No wonder the bureaucrats, FBI, left Democrats, and all of them are so close with Hollywood.
It's like a Hollywood script.
They almost make it up and go.
They write it out and say, divert.
In the middle of the Black Lives Matter thing, we're burning down cities, 20 people murdered, $4 billion worth of damage.
In the middle of that, Christopher Wray stood up there and said white supremacy is the biggest threat to our homeland.
Bigger, not just bigger than Black Lives Matter, bigger than Al-Qaeda, bigger than ISIS, bigger than ISIS. Anything.
Iran, bigger than Korea, North Korea, bigger than Russia, China, white supremacy, terrorists.
And then they come out, what's the white supremacy, terrorists?
Well, everything I'm talking about right now, according to them, I'm a terrorist, because I know they were involved in January 6th.
We know now for a fact they were involved in the kidnapping plot.
And it goes on and on and on with these people.
It never ends.
Now he lost his laptop.
I bet if that was Don Jr.'s laptop, they'd have 18 copies and know exactly where it was at.
Absolutely, they would.
And that's where we are.
I mean, there are copies of this laptop everywhere.
Thank goodness for the computer shop owner for doing it.
I mean, really, the property is his because he abandoned it.
That's what happens.
Guess what?
Just because you're Hunter Biden doesn't mean that the same rules don't apply to you.
Even though Daddy is writing bills on your behalf, the Hunter bill, and some of the others, it's not going to work.
But I was impressed with Matt Gaetz today.
I really was.
He really took everybody off guard with what he did.
And here's just a short clip of the end of it.
Gentleman is recognized.
Thank you, Mr.
Chairman.
After a consultation with majority staff, I seek unanimous consent to enter into the record of this committee Content from, files from, and copies from the Hunter Biden laptop.
Without objection.
Thank you.
Yield back.
There you go.
Okay.
At least somebody's on the case.
The Republicans are in serious jeopardy of losing everybody if they don't start standing up to all of this stuff because we're all aware of what's going on.
We're all watching them very closely and none of this, you know, fancy footwork is going to save them at this point.
It's really...
It's gotten to that point.
We're in a dangerous situation.
They're just such criminals.
I mean, nothing they do makes sense.
I mean, look at the mass murder in Las Vegas.
That guy was sitting up there and just killed, I mean, what did he kill, 54 people or something?
It was the biggest shooting ever in history.
And then they don't have no answer.
Oh, it's just some guy that we don't know anything about that shot everybody, case closed.
Yeah, it was.
Makes no damn sense whatsoever.
And how about there's somebody blew up Nashville.
They blew up a whole block, a whole block in downtown Nashville.
And four hours later, they said they identified this guy who's a white supremacist loner that lived out in the woods.
Nobody ever asked any questions about him.
And that's it.
They said they got DNA evidence and they got its own camera.
The guy blew himself to a million pieces.
I guess he was out there with a butterfly net grabbing DNA dust out of the air.
And they tested it and had it back in four hours.
And he's just like, we're not dumb.
You can't test somebody's DNA that just blew all over the damn place in four hours and come to a conclusion.
It just doesn't work like that.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
But they think we're that stupid.
That's the thing.
That's what's so insulting about this whole entire thing.
They don't think I've ever watched Forensic Files or something.
I bet you're a big fan over there in Florida.
You know, a lot of people come from Florida.
Every time I turn around.
I've seen 27 episodes.
Right.
I mean, a lot of people get lost in your swamps and Alligator Alley and all that stuff.
Never heard from again.
Oh, yeah.
I watch it too.
It's pretty good.
But yeah, that's the problem that we have is that we don't really have anyone that is going for the American people.
People have made too much money.
There's so much power and all of this stuff that can be gained by...
They're rotten.
...self-interest.
Right.
Right.
Man, our government is rotten as hell.
They're like, well, they got Russia.
They got a guy that wasn't elected.
They got a guy that's a monster.
They got a guy that bombs other countries.
They got a propaganda media.
And I'm saying, are you talking about them or us?
Right.
You know what I mean?
I mean, like we don't bomb people.
Obama dropped 26,000 bombs on people and killed tens of thousands of people in his last year in office.
It's so bad.
I'm just glad that President Trump is gearing up.
And I mean, he is really gearing up.
He's watching all of this go on, and he is ready to go.
So this is from the Gateway Pundit.
They are the liars.
They are the cheaters.
And they are the ones who are destroying our country.
President Trump on the radical left, Democrats, and he's ready to go.
He's focusing on all of this stuff.
What I really like is the fact that he's holding a lot of Republicans to their feet to the fire.
He's basically saying, look, you either fix what happened in 2020, because everybody knows the big lie, or we're not going to have anything going forward and I'm not going to support you.
I'm going to withdraw my endorsement, which is a very big deal.
It is.
I mean, just ask No Mo Brooks.
Yeah.
Just ask him.
No Mo Brooks.
No Mo Brooks is gone.
So, that's where it is.
What a classless, man.
He gets up there and stabs Trump in the back at a rally where he can't respond to it.
He didn't do it in private.
That's right.
That's automatic, man.
The guy with no character that I wouldn't have anything to do with or ever vote for, ever support.
And so the president shared this.
All the evidence is in and conclusive, but they, in the fake news media, refuse to look at or report it.
They call it the big lie, but the big lie is the exact opposite.
They are the liars, they are the cheaters, and they are the ones who are destroying our country at the voting booths, the borders, the gas stations, with our military, our vets, foreign relations, and everywhere else.
This is a statement that he put out yesterday.
And so he is really banging that drum and it's got to be fixed or else we're not going to have a country going forward.
And I'm not just saying that it happens just on the left.
I think it happens just as much on the right.
I don't think that McConnell should be up there.
I don't think Lindsey Graham crackers won his last election.
I really do not.
There was more money that was actually raised for his opponent than him.
He was begging every minute.
Acting like, if you ever want to see the biggest conservative that ever lived, just look at Lindsey Graham for six months before his election.
They were six years.
The other five and a half years, he calls you a scumbag, stabs you in the back.
I mean, he's the worst of the worst.
I have way more respect for Nancy Pelosi than I do.
Lindsey Graham, because at least she says who she is.
He lies about it.
He's actually her, too, but he lies about it.
That's right.
He's no different.
What has Lindsey Graham ever done for this country?
Name one thing.
I'll tell you what he has done is that he has allowed all of these judges to pass right on through without objection of Biden's.
And I mean, without a problem.
He is destroying, I can tell you all the things that he has done to hurt us 100%.
I mean, you don't hear about this stuff, but he's allowing all of these judges on the federal level to go ahead and take a seat without objection.
He's the guy in charge.
This is why, in order to have a country moving forward, we've got to get rid of the old guards.
Yeah, this whole Washington, D.C. that's been in office for 30, 40, 50 years sitting up there, they all have to go from both parties.
Nice enough.
Absolutely with you there, Katur.
I quit voting for these people.
I'm not voting for somebody.
I'm not ever voting for anybody again just because a Republican over a Democrat.
Me neither.
If you're a scumbag, just like the Democrats, what does it matter?
Then we get the majority and we don't get nothing done still.
I mean, they had the majority and they sat on it for two years because Paul Ryan was butthurt like Mitt Romney.
That he didn't get the presidency, and he was the Speaker of the House, and he sat on everything.
He wouldn't do anything Trump wanted, and Mitch McConnell wouldn't either for two years.
They got tax cuts done, thank goodness.
But that was because, guess who, you know, the tax cuts, they're big in the business roundtable, McConnell and them.
Do you think Rhino Ryan will ever insert himself back into politics?
I doubt it because he can't go anywhere.
I mean, I almost wonder with him.
It was really unusual because normally the Speaker of the House, honestly, they will at least be able to continue to keep their seat that they had before.
And continue on with somewhat of a political career, you would think.
And even if, I mean, as you can see with some of these elections that are fixed in a lot of ways that we've found on both sides, that he probably would have had a seat.
But I can't help but wonder.
I have this nagging idea.
He can't get elected anywhere unless it's a Democrat.
Or unless it is fixed.
And I have an idea that when it was proposed to him.
It'd have to be 90% fixed.
I don't think you could run a fixed election and get him elected.
He's that unpopular.
He is so bad.
He is so bad.
But they've gotten other people in.
I'm sorry I ever voted for Mitt Romney and him.
I really am.
I know.
You're not the only one.
I wish I just said it out.
Because I hate every second that I ever voted for Mitt Romney on anything.
God, he's a backstabbing loser.
Oh, he's so horrible.
He's slimy.
He literally thinks he's better than you.
This is a guy that was born a billionaire kid with a silver spoon in his mouth, and he has never lived like us.
He ain't got a clue how to live paycheck to paycheck or work for a living or work until you can't move and have to get up and have no life and do it again the next day and do it again the next day and do it again the next day.
He never will, either.
You don't know what it's like.
Right.
He never will.
You can't build no character like him, man.
You've been given everything.
When you're given something, it ain't worth nothing.
So that's why I don't ever want anything free.
I like to earn what I get.
And if I earn it, then I'm proud of it.
Even if I can't have as much as millionaires, and I'm not rich.
You know, so...
Well, you know, that's the thing, too, is that you find other ways to make yourself happy.
It's not all about money.
I can't imagine how some of these people sleep at night.
Well, if you get it for free, it's not worth anything to you either.
No, it's not.
I mean, it's nothing.
Everybody gets a trophy?
No.
Just take, for example, you put a man with a shovel in his hand one week, and he just digs a ditch all week, and you dig a ditch and dig a ditch, and you work 70 hours that week digging a ditch, and you make a thousand bucks.
And then you take another guy that's just like him, and he does a drug deal and makes a thousand bucks.
I mean, who holds that money more valuable?
Who's going to save that money different or look at that money or be proud of it or just not blow?
I mean, when you had to dig a ditch for 60 hours a week, you're not just going to go out and blow that money.
It was too hard to get.
But when you just make a drug deal and it's a thousand bucks and you just go out here, man.
Let's go to Vegas and spend $80,000.
I mean, that's the honor of work.
But see, the way they look at things, the way they look at things is that they have to keep up these appearances.
They have to keep up these positions because of the dishonor if they don't.
And that's why he was neatly placed on, like if we take Ryan for example, He was nicely placed on Fox News on the board there so that he could control the conversation.
He could control the content.
He would have that kind of power.
He would have that kind of leverage.
It would look like he was doing something equal, if not a step up of what he was doing before, even though you know that he's totally in bed with All of the lobbyists and everything else still is.
I mean, the K Street Boys Club is very real.
It's very real.
But I mean, they don't worry about money because they're using ours.
They don't care about money.
It's easy to spend their bills.
It's on us.
They're all getting rich.
They're all getting rich.
Trump lost a billion dollars presidency.
Look at Clinton went in broke and come out with $100 million.
Obamas are worth, what, $200 or $300 million now went in broke.
Right.
They're crooks.
How can you make, how can you go and be a president and 10 years later be worth $300 million without being a crook?
It's impossible.
True.
Where did the money come from?
Where did it come from?
Well, that's what happens.
They start all this stuff.
I mean, look at this one.
This is from the Post Millennial.
Biden's new $5.8 trillion budget plan includes much more spending and more taxes.
On us.
Yeah, that's a great idea.
And then they're going to say the same thing they always do.
We guarantee it.
If you make over $400,000 a year, it will not affect you.
Well, sure it does.
Of course it does.
Let me tell you something.
If you have a business and you're one employee...
And you want to do everything legal.
And you're just...
You've got a business and you have to go get an LLC to get a bank account, to get the money, to get a business license.
They don't just get a business license.
You've got to go through this process.
And, you know, if you're an S-Corp or whatever, you might not be making but $60,000 a year.
But when they say we're going to...
Tax corporations, you're an S-Corp.
Yeah.
So your rates don't go from 21 to whatever they want to make it, 35, and then you're done.
You're out of business.
That's your profit.
And that hurts every middle class person in the world.
It's all a lie.
Everything they say is a lie.
It kills the middle class.
It always kills them.
But they don't have no money now to give more money in taxes.
Nobody's got any money.
From the food and the gas costs alone, we don't have 3% or 5% or 10% to give more to you so you can send it to Ukraine.
Oh my gosh.
God.
Or Iran or all your other buddies all around the world so that they can put it right back into your account.
So this happened yesterday.
He revealed that his new proposal for federal budget for 2023, they included some $5.8 trillion in spending and heavy tax hikes for America's wealthy.
So you know a trillion is a thousand billions.
Jeez.
Wow.
But it'd make you feel better that a trillion is a million millions.
It's so much money.
It is.
But it's also so that they can open up operations and they can start using some of this money because they put these in all of these different groups' accounts.
But here you've got the audit reveals that the FBI rule breaking in probes involving politicians, religious groups, and media.
See, they're allocated a certain amount of money every single year, and they are supposed to spend it so they get more allocated the very next year.
It doesn't matter if they have money left over.
You would think that would be something they would celebrate.
They're not interested.
No, they want to spend it all.
So now all of a sudden we've got all of this.
We've got the House Republicans that are seeking answers after an FBI audit found 747 compliance errors In cases involving political groups and others in the Bureau's sensitive category over an 18-month span of Donald Trump's presidency.
Now, this is all well and good.
But what happens as a result of it?
Nothing.
It's kind of like not fixing an election.
Because you've got bureaucrats in here that are going to slow down these operations or speed them up, depending on what side of the aisle they're on.
So that's why nothing ever comes...
Well, they're all on the Democrat side.
They are.
You're right.
Everybody in Washington, D.C. Washington, D.C. Inside the beltway, the Washington D.C., think about this.
They vote like 4% Republican in elections.
So 90%, 6% of the bureaucrats running this country are Democrats.
And you're wondering why?
We will not have a country if they don't fix this two-tiered justice system.
That has to be fixed, or nothing's going to be fixed in this country.
If you're Jussie Smollett, you walk.
If you're Will Smith, you can slap somebody, assault, felony assault somebody on stage, and you walk.
If you're Hillary, you walk.
And if you're a grandmother walking and misdemeanor trespassing, which should be a $300 fine, then you're in prison for a year in solitary confinement without a trial.
That has to stop.
We cannot have a country like this.
It's impossible to have the FBI and the CIA basically be the KGB for the Democrat Party.
It's got to stop.
Enough is enough.
I saw that on your page today, Fact Check True.
You were talking about a tweet that Steve Scalise put out there.
Trump can't tweet, but the Kremlin can.
The Babylon Bee can't tweet, but the Chinese Communist Party can.
Members of Congress can't tweet, but the Alitoya and Taliban can.
The only target conservatives, and they don't even try to hide it.
The Babylon Bee's a parody account telling jokes.
I know.
But that's not allowed anymore.
I'm just asking Chris Rock.
A bitch slap you.
Some sissy who plays a tough guy.
Some complete and utter lunatic sissy that slaps like a two-year-old girl.
I hate to say it, but this is true.
All of it is true.
I mean, the lame stream media not only have lost Hunter Biden's laptop, but they are completely ignoring the new developments in the Hunter Biden scandals.
You've got it right here.
I mean, they're piling up one after another after another.
While they had you focused on Russia, Russia, Russia, all this was caught.
I'm telling you, the Will Smith thing was the reason I'm not like, and I cooked on it, but the reason I like it because it puts out there the perfect example.
Of liberalism and their hypocrisy and the left and how they live their lives.
Here's a guy who, not with his actions, he assaults, felony assaults somebody, then psychopatically screams the F-bomb in front of all the children watching, don't care.
And then five minutes later, he gets a parent's acceptance award.
And that's his actions.
Okay, that's actions.
But with his words, he starts crying like a little baby and talking about how he wants to make the world a better place in love.
And all the people just watched him felony assault somebody.
All the other liberals clap.
Oh, he is so full of...
He's so good and he's crying and he's sorry.
And it's just like...
Now we can all heal.
You guys are evil demons.
Every one of y'all.
They are.
You're evil demons.
And we all see it.
And that's why you're rating, son.
It's because we hate you.
We can't stand you.
You know, you can all take your $2 million earrings and stick them right where the sun don't shine.
We don't care about you.
You suck.
They do.
And that's the thing.
They want us to all come together and heal.
Worship them.
Like we have a healing moment or something.
Like this is their cue.
Yeah.
We all come together and we heal.
And now you can go ahead and buy our books, see our movies, right?
Go ahead and start supporting Hollywood again because we're here as a family now.
See, we got this all out of our system, but look how we can come together and unite.
Give me a break.
No one's falling for that.
The guy just assaulted somebody.
He's crying and said, I want to be an example of love.
And crying...
Are you the same guy that just went psychotic and slapped a guy?
A comedian for telling a joke and you went on stage and slapped him?
A joke he laughed at originally until his wife gave him the side eye.
The look.
Yes, the look.
She was like, smile side eye.
It might have been the best side eye since smile.
You'll have to let Smiles know that he has some competition.
Competition.
Good Lord.
I mean, this isn't important.
It's important.
This is something you can show your kids on video, the way liberals are.
Perfect example.
They talk and cry and pretend like they're good people with their words, but this is their actions.
They're totally opposite of that.
It's all fake.
It's all phony.
Phony baloney.
Well, this is going to make you crazy because it makes me nuts.
I'm just sitting here reading this article while I'm listening to you at the same time because everything you're saying is so right on.
You're ignoring me and reading that article, aren't you?
No, I'm listening.
No, because everything you're saying is right on this.
Listen to this.
I mean, you're going to love it because it's so true.
ABC, CBS, NBC ignore Hunter Biden scandals.
They haven't mentioned his name in 259 days.
This is a study.
They haven't uttered a word.
So when you start talking about this two-tiered system, when you start talking about Hollywood and you start talking about Democrats, there is facts here to back all of this up.
We're not just making this up.
This is real.
I mean, they haven't said a word about him.
With all of the information coming out, they ignore it.
They do not report any of it.
Because they're hoping it's going to get lost like Hunter Biden's laptop.
If we don't talk about it, it didn't happen.
Unbelievable.
Sick.
There's people that are just lost, you know, in this country.
And you realize how they can make everybody at four...
You know, four shots in one year.
Even though, you know, the people, I've got four shots and I'm feeling sick with COVID. Thank God.
And they start praising.
Yes.
That's like if you use a condom and your girlfriend gets pregnant and you start praising Trojan.
Man, they're a great company.
Yeah, just think how pregnant you'd be if I hadn't used that condom.
That's quite an analogy.
It's that ridiculous.
I'd like to thank Trojan.
Even though she got pregnant, she'd be real pregnant.
Oh my gosh.
It's that ridiculous.
That's how ridiculous it is to sit here and get four jabs in a year and you still get it and you're sitting there praising it.
I mean, I don't even know what to say about people like that.
You're giving your life away.
You're giving your life away to the government.
And I'm not talking about the shots.
The masks.
The masks are the worst.
You're going around for two years breathing your nasty ass home breath.
For what reason?
I mean, my God.
Why?
You don't want to breathe air?
Man, viruses can go right through masks.
It's not dust particles.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely, I do know.
I mean, my God, they act like it's like, you know, gravel.
No gravel can get past this.
They act like it's that big and they can't penetrate this mask.
Everything.
I mean, if you can smell something underneath your mask, then guess what?
It's not working.
Yeah.
You're breathing it in.
Exactly.
I mean, just ask, ask, bye.
Believe whether they will.
Ask.
Yeah.
Mask on or mask up.
It's not going to matter.
You're giving your life to these idiots.
Man.
Gosh.
So, to follow up on that, you've got Disclosed TV. I'm over on your page with the new FDA has, this is a new story, that FDA has authorized the emergency use of a second booster, the fourth injection of Pfizer and Moderna's mRNA.
Because this one's going to work.
It's going to work this time.
Sure.
For people over the age of 50 years and older.
Who in the hell would do this?
Ha ha ha!
I mean, Omicron was what?
It was like the most mild cold you could ever get.
It's like the best flu you could ever hope for in your life.
Sure.
And everybody's out there just jabbing themselves up to death and wearing double masks and acting like it's the plague.
That's right.
I mean, I got it.
I got COVID. I certainly did.
I had all the symptoms of it.
Of course, I did not get it tested or anything, but I knew I had it.
Yeah.
You must have a Q-Tap stuck up in your brain.
No.
No, I knew.
I knew what the symptoms were.
You know, I didn't miss a show.
I didn't miss work.
I didn't miss anything.
I went all the way through it.
Of course, I wasn't feeling my best.
And of course, my muscles ached and all of that.
I drank a lot of water.
I treated it like the flu.
That was it.
The hospital protocol was killing everybody.
That's right.
Putting them on drugs that don't work.
Then they, you know, the next thing you know, you're a respirator and they're drugging you out.
You can't breathe.
Yep.
I mean, really?
What would you rather?
A couple of, you know, I mean, sore muscles or that?
What you just described.
Man, I worked in a, I ain't gonna say where I work, but I was on the road.
I worked my ass off for hours.
One company for 21 years.
And I was on the road 300 days a year traveling.
And that's a tough life, you know, being home 65 days a year on the road in motels, different motels.
And it's rough.
And not only that, working like a dog, you know, physical work.
But I would get the flu every year without, you know, always.
I don't think there was a year for them 21 years.
There might have been three years I didn't get the flu.
So, I had the flu every year.
I got swine flu.
I got all the big flus.
The big deadly ones, too.
I caught all of them.
And some are bad.
The year of the hurricane that hit here, that wiped out my whole town and every town around me, I think it was, I can't remember what year.
It was three and a half years ago.
I think 2018.
I caught the flu about three weeks before that.
Now, I'm telling you, I had 105 temperature for about maybe four days in a row.
Wow.
And I mean, could not get out of bed hard.
That was the worst one I ever had.
But I didn't even consider going to the hospital.
Why don't we go to the hospital?
It's the flu.
Seriously.
It's the flu.
What are they going to do there?
It's literally, flus have to run their course.
They do.
And the last thing I'm going to go down there is that protocol, go down there and then they say, okay, you're test for COVID, you're our prisoner and you're going to take everything we tell you to take.
And if we want to put you on a ventilator, you don't have a choice and there's no way I'm going to do that.
You know, I think the hardest part when I had the COVID, let's just say I had it.
Okay.
Cause even though it hasn't been confirmed, I know I did.
All right, was just the hype about it.
Like, I was preparing myself for something really bad to happen, right?
I'm sitting there going, okay, it's coming any minute.
I'm going to be flat on my back.
I'm not going to be able to move.
I'm going to be completely paralyzed.
I'm going to be sick.
And I was ready for it.
I mean, I had all my little vitamins ready.
I had Zelenko protocol.
I had everything you can possibly imagine.
Ready to take.
Ivermectin, I did take all of that.
I mean, it was everything you could imagine.
And I was fine.
Three days.
Three days and I was fine.
And I'm not saying that because I was okay that somebody else, it wouldn't affect them.
I know that some people, you know, of course lost their lives.
You had your whole flu kit.
The Hollywood flu kit.
But it was okay.
I mean, the worst part was being afraid of it, because that's what they had done.
They installed all the time.
I had a new, kind of a new employee that had been there for a week, and he didn't show up, and we worked on the road, you know.
So I went over and knocked on his room in the motel, and he's sitting there with, I opened the door, the doors cracked open, he said, come in, you know.
And he's sitting on the bed, you know, and he's got it all lined up where I can see.
He's got like NyQuil, Tylenol, Advil, like, you know, DayQuil.
And there's like seven bottles lined up perfectly with the labels facing me.
I'm like, dude, you didn't have to go waste that 40 bucks.
Just tell me you got too drunk last night and you took anything over to work.
I can smell it on you from here.
You could've saved yourself some money.
Yeah.
Man, you just wasted a bunch of money for no reason, man, to put on his act, man.
I wasn't born last night.
Oh my God.
I said, man, this old trick don't fool me.
Uh-uh.
No.
And you can always tell, right?
Like, if it happens on a Monday, they can't come in or a Friday.
You know immediately.
Mmm.
Somebody had a nice weekend.
A lot of people, by the way, just so everyone, I just want to make an announcement real quick, that it is our 50th episode.
Mary Jabkin just said, great audio, Cat Turd, you sound great.
So I'm seeing a lot of that from the chat rooms, just so everyone knows, we worked very hard.
He's sitting underneath some kind of, what are you, by a tower or something?
Under a cell tower near Panama City, in a field, in a field by myself.
So I figured it out, and I got a mobile unit where I can plug in my phone, and I got a really expensive Shure mic, and everything's mobile, and I can just do it here.
And I had to do it because everything I tried, I was putting antennas on my ribbon.
I spent thousands of dollars, and we do this for free, and I've spent well over $5,000 trying to get the sound right.
So I got more gadgets that don't work.
I know.
I put antennas on top of my house.
I bought boosters for $200 for the internet and another, you know, big thing.
I put a 50-foot pole.
You wouldn't believe what I did.
And the bottom line was I just didn't have enough signal there because it's all satellite internet here.
There's no plug-in internet.
So I definitely didn't have enough to do it on computer.
And I had just like one bar on my phone.
So every now and then I go to two bars, but sometimes it just cut off and that's what was happening on the show.
So I finally, you know, said, well, I'm going to figure out how to do this mobile and I just have to drive and set my car every day.
And everybody's going to be going under Panama City right now.
I think they're on their way, including the FBI. Yeah.
Yeah, the FBI. He said something bad about it.
Shut him down.
Exactly.
I mean, I don't know, though.
I mean, at least you're mobile.
Hey, I want to believe in the FBI. I want them to be a good organization.
I want to support them, man.
I can support local police.
I want to support them just like that, but I can't.
And it's not my fault.
It's your crooked ass, treasonous, corrupt people's fault.
That are running the place.
That's right.
Not my fault.
It's your fault that I don't trust you.
It is their fault.
It is 100%.
You suck.
You're crooked and rotten.
It's not my fault.
It's yours.
I totally agree.
It's not my problem.
And you know, and there's just all these new stories that just keep coming out.
I mean, every single day, it's something else.
I mean, here's from Gateway Pundit.
The report is former Google CEO indirectly paid salaries in White House office and played an extraordinary role, of course, in the 2020 election.
Lock up Zuckerberg, please.
They should.
Come on.
Zuckerberg interfered with this election.
And yes, cheated in this election.
More than the Russians could do in the next 3,000 years.
He needs to be in prison.
Yes.
That's how we stop this thing.
We start putting some of the actual crooks in prison.
I mean, look what they're doing to Trump.
He has to be the cleanest person in history.
There's nobody in Washington, D.C., even a desk clerk at the Pentagon, that could take the scrutiny he's taking behind the scenes.
Nobody.
It's true.
And it's not only that.
I mean, seriously, if we were going to get surprised, like, I remember in 2016, I was like, uh-oh, wow, they're really going after Trump hard.
Oh, my gosh, I hope there's not any more tapes.
I hope there's not anymore.
Or this or that, because that's what they were slowly but surely getting out there, right?
Most of it, of course, has been disproven.
It was all Russia, Russia, Russia, right?
And we found out who funded that, and that was Hillary Clinton and the Democrats, her campaign, which is amazing.
They thought that stupid locker room talk.
They really thought.
That's how dumb they think people are.
They live in such an alternate universe.
They were like, well, he said, you know, if you're famous, you can grab him by the pussy or whatever he said.
I hate to say the word, but let's just say that's what he said.
And so they're like...
That's going to put him under, man.
People are going to say he's a rotten person.
Have you ever been in the guy's locker room in your life?
Have you ever been to a woman?
Growing up when I did, you have any idea of what people are saying in there?
Oh, men are not the only ones.
Guilty as bad.
Let me tell you, I think we can put you to shame a little bit there.
Oh, yeah.
Don't even think when women get alone together, it ain't.
There's no telling what comes out of y'all's mouths.
Oh, boy.
Uh-huh.
Wouldn't you all like to know?
It's the way people talk in real life.
They don't go around talking in platitudes and perfect language and political correct wokeness.
That's what you rich people, your idea of what we do out here, us hayseed hick, dumb country boys and girls do.
That's what you think we do.
I mean, we don't talk like that.
Nobody does.
And I was listening to it because that's it?
Yeah.
My God, who cares?
I mean, seriously.
And all of a sudden, everybody's offended?
Are you kidding?
Then all of a sudden, you have the Me Too movement is born.
Well, at first, I was really all about that.
I thought, wow, what a great thing for men and women.
Because I live where I live in Hollywood, and so you know about the casting couch and all of that stuff, right?
It's very common here.
So I thought, what a great idea that people can come together, they can start this movement, they can seek help, they can talk to other people that this has happened to.
I think this is wonderful for everyone.
Until they made it political.
And then as soon as they made it political and they started going after Kavanaugh and they started going after President Trump, they started going after all of these candidates and they weren't focused in on the people that they should be focused in on, especially the pedophiles, then...
It was over.
And then all of a sudden you start finding out, okay, let's talk about Hunter Biden.
Let's see what's in his laptop.
Oh, we lost it.
Oh, we're not talking about that.
If you talk about that, you're going to be shut down.
If you say this, you're going to be shut down.
Are you kidding?
You don't call a man a woman, they shut you down.
Right.
No, it's not a woman.
Right.
I'm not a woman.
No, it's definitely not.
Let me ask you this.
If you go neuter your dog and cut his nuts off, do you consider it a woman?
I would never do that to my dog.
I don't do it to mine either.
I just don't believe in that.
I got one.
I got Sweetie.
I thought she was fixed already.
That's why I went in a hurry to get her to the vet because the main thing I'm wanting to do with her and him is just get some food in them, man.
I mean, you can see through their ribs.
And, you know, get them comfortable for a month or two so they'll know they have a home, so they can be happy, so they don't think I'm just taking them, you know what I mean, because if they gotta get them fixed, you gotta leave them over or not.
I just don't want them to do that right at first, but I'm starting to think she's about to go in heat.
She's got a scar on her belly like she's been neutered or spayed.
I always get them too backwards, but, man.
All the other three males are starting to sniff.
You would know the difference if it did.
Oh my gosh.
That's all I need is her to get pregnant.
Oh, I remember like on Friday you texted me and you're like, uh-oh, I've got three huge male dogs and I've got one that I think is about to go into heat.
And I'm like, separate them.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, cat turd ranch is going to turn into the cat turd zoo.
That's hard to do because she goes nuts, man.
She feels like she's being punished and And then it's not all the time.
You know, if it was bad and they were just like, you know, gang raping her, I would definitely stop it.
I hope so.
I'd definitely stop.
It's not that bad yet.
There's just some curious, like, all of a sudden sniffing going on.
I'm like, oh boy, she about to go in the heat.
Please tell me my life ain't gonna turn into this.
Oh, it will.
So I've been calling everywhere trying to get her, you know, lease check to see if she has been fixed.
So, but she's got a scar on her.
I mean, you know, then I look at it sometimes, it's like maybe just hair's not growing right there, but it looks like a, you know, it looks like a scar that when they get fixed.
Hmm.
So that's the rough thing.
Time will tell.
That's the rough thing about you find these pets and they're starving.
I mean, you don't get them from a shelter or anything.
I found all seven pets I got, I found just starving in the wilderness.
Right.
And when you have no idea what shots they've had, you have no idea, you know, anything about them.
I mean, she's always limped a little ever since I had her, and I don't know why.
It's in her shoulder or something.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you'll soon find out one way or the other whether you can get her in there or not.
I got an appointment on the 9th.
Good.
And then I'm like, man, only I would get an appointment on Masters weekend, because Masters is, I'm a golf fan, so I don't watch a lot of sports, but Masters is like my Super Bowl for four days, so I don't like to do anything.
You don't like to miss that.
I love the Masters.
I love the Masters.
Oh my gosh.
Well, speaking of some wild things, and we're going to go over just a little bit since we couldn't start the show on time for whatever reason.
We don't know what that was all about.
But this whole Florida teacher on the passage of Don't Say Gay Bill, I found this on your page.
They're ridiculous.
They just keep lying about it.
Yes.
You mean the anti-grooming bill?
And this particular person is extremely upset because they're not going to be able to talk about their love life with a kindergarten class.
Check this out.
Yeah, you know, it's twofold.
It really hits hard in my heart professionally and personally both.
Professionally, it truly makes me feel like I am not trusted as a professional.
I know my kindergarten standards through and through, and nowhere in our curriculum does it have anything about teaching sexual orientation or sexual identity.
So for them to say that that's happening, you know, it's kind of crazy.
We should be able to have discussions, and that's what we're encouraged to do in kindergarten.
And then personally, because my kids do have questions.
They want to know who my partner is in pictures outside of my classroom, and I should be able to speak to that.
So do you worry that you won't even be able to talk about your own...
You say it's your private...
You just say it's my private business.
That's right.
Man, I'm telling you, I went to 12 years of public school like a lot of y'all did, and I couldn't tell you I never think I've met any of my teachers' wives or husbands or anything.
I don't think I even knew.
I couldn't tell if they were married or not.
Who knew?
They didn't talk about stuff like that.
Why do you want to talk about your personal life and what you and your partner do in your personal life to a five-year-old kid in the garden, which is what this guy teaches?
Why don't you think they care?
They could care less.
Gosh, do you really?
They're also asking you, why is the sky blue?
Why is grass green?
I mean, it's up to you.
Be the adult.
Why are you so pissed off you can't talk about it?
Does it say something about you that he can't stand it?
I cannot stand it if I can't talk about my gay husband with these guys, and that's what it is.
We're encouraged to have these discussions.
You realize that you're talking about a kindergartner, right?
A kindergartner.
We don't care what you do.
They want to color.
They want to learn their ABCs.
They want to learn to count to a hundred or whatever.
It's not about you.
Right.
It's not about you.
I mean, if that's what you're relying on your conversations and your outlet to be is talking to kindergartners.
Did you just call yourself a professional?
I don't think so.
And you're whining because you can't talk to a five-year-old about sex?
Jeez.
You ain't got no business being a teacher.
Go do something else.
I think so.
And that's the whole thing about this whole Walt Disney thing.
All parents should completely boycott Disneyland and Disney World.
Do not buy their movies.
Do not go to their facilities.
Walt Disney would be rolling over in his grave.
All of that.
I mean, parents just walk away from all of it and you will solve this whole thing.
You've got their cast members and the different people that work for them that are causing all of this outrage and disgust over Walt Disney.
You don't have to go there.
You don't have to support them.
As soon as they see that they're not getting the kind of entries to their parks and their products and all that stuff, believe me, that will speak volumes.
Yeah.
Who goes there?
You know who the main people that go to Disney are?
Like church groups.
Right.
Stop going.
Stop giving these people money.
I agree.
Then they're lying.
They're saying there's no don't say gay bill.
It literally doesn't mention gay.
All that's just a lie.
And all y'all are liars.
And anybody wants to teach, I'm sorry, if you want to talk about sex behind the parents' back, you're a state worker.
That's what you are.
You're a worker.
You're a state worker.
And if you think you have the right to go to a five-year-old kid behind their parents' back and start talking about sex, you should be arrested.
I know.
Much less be a teacher.
Agreed.
Now, what's wrong with you?
Why is that so important to you?
The first thing everybody needs to know, why is that important to you?
I mean, really.
Sicko?
Talk to your partner.
Talk to your friends.
You ever heard of math?
Science?
History?
Spelling?
Maybe you could pay attention to it.
You could learn about it.
Oh, this is a cute little spotting of a cat turd hat on this little fella.
Yeah, that's the guy that makes my hat.
He don't make the hats, but he does the embroidery.
That's his son.
Oh, he's precious.
Oh my gosh, what a trooper.
He actually thinks I'm a real cat turd.
He thinks I'm like the character.
He thinks I'm a cat.
Well, you are a cat.
He'd be so disappointed if he saw me in real life.
Well, you mentioned the Masters, and honestly, I thought there couldn't have been a bigger troll than what President Trump did.
Oh my God.
This is the funniest tweet or post.
Oh my gosh.
Read that.
I thought it was fantastic.
And we'll play the Steve voiceover meme for that, because it was just perfect to go along with it.
President Trump issued a statement announcing he made a hole-in-one.
So this is on his stationery, of course.
And he says, Many people are asking, so I'll give it to you now.
It is 100% true.
While playing with the legendary golfer Ernie Ells, winner of four majors in approximately 72 other tournaments throughout the world, Gene Sowers, winner of Senior U.S. Open Ken Duke and Mike Goodes, both excellent tour players, I made a hole in one.
It took place at the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida on the seventh hole, which was playing 181 yards into a slight wind.
I hit a five iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind with approximately five feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank into the hole.
These great tour players noticed it before I did because their eyes are slightly better.
But on that one hole only, their swings weren't.
Anyway, there's a lot of chatter about it, quite exciting, and people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts.
Playing with that group of wonderful, talented players was a lot of fun.
The match was Ernie and me with no strokes against Gene, Mike, and Ken.
I won't tell you who won because I am a very modest individual, and you will then say I was bragging, and I don't like people who brag.
Oh, God.
He's the biggest troll.
Isn't he wonderful?
And he knows it's just going to upset the leather.
Oh, my God.
He's bragging.
That's real humor right there.
That's honest to goodness hilarious.
It is funny as ever.
I laughed when I read that last part.
Oh, I think it is.
I think it is so good.
You know, I mean, that's what we really need right now.
I think just as a society, we need to have...
And that's why I love doing this show.
It's just so much fun for me.
It's like my big outlet of the day.
Because you need to laugh.
Some of it is so absurd that you honestly just go, what is this all about anyway?
And how crazy is this world?
And you leave sometimes going, ugh.
But you bring in so much humor, and you're so talented, Cat Turd, and just visiting your page puts a smile on so many people's, on their faces, and it's not as bad when we're in it together.
And rage on other people's.
Exactly, exactly.
You either love me or hate me.
There's no in-between.
But that's the thing, though.
I think you pretty much call it down the middle.
I don't think you try for one group because it's just Republicans or Democrats.
I mean, you're very moderate.
You beat up on the Republicans when they deserve it.
And that happens quite a bit.
So this was fabulous.
So speaking of the hole-in-one, I thought Stephen VoiceOver did a magnificent job.
And so I will play this for you right now.
now check it out.
Oh God.
Oh God.
That's a good one.
That was a good one.
Isn't that great?
He is.
And there he is.
I just love, I just love him.
And apparently, There was a memer that also was called out, Dre Fanzer, by President Trump.
And that was wonderful.
Oh, my gosh.
What a huge compliment.
So we'll end on that.
We always try to end on a high note.
But here he goes and says, and if you don't follow him on Twitter, make sure that you do, because I use a lot of his memes, and he's fantastic.
And he says, Having my meme shared by President Trump is amazing.
I'm so honored and humble.
Thank you, sir.
It is amazing.
When he retweeted me, you know, every time he did, I think he retweeted me nine times, but man, it was just, I remember I woke up one time, I had like 685 DMs.
Oh, I bet.
I'm like, what the heck?
And then it was just like, man.
And then the first one, congratulations on the Trump tweet.
I'm like, oh my God.
Oh my gosh.
He retweeted me.
How excited is that?
It's triggered them so bad that he retweeted me three times one day.
They did a late night skit about it, making fun of me.
On CBS. I know.
They did a monologue about what a piece of crap, stupid idiot I am.
I'm so upset.
Oh my gosh.
If you get a larger account, man, you wouldn't believe the tax.
I mean, think about this.
They write articles about me in big magazines like New York Post.
You know how ridiculous that is for me?
Just a country boy got on...
Social media three years ago.
It's hilarious to me.
And I got these magazines, and I mean, Vox, and every single article written about me is what a loser, dumb moron I am for 20 pages.
I mean, they're like five, six pages of what a complete moron I am and a loser.
It's hilarious!
It is!
They never say anything nice about me.
It's all that I suck.
Or pages of what a rotten person I am.
They would not waste their time if they really felt that way.
And you know it as well as I do.
You do a fantastic job of trolling them.
No one does it better in my book.
I mean, the whole thing is so funny because this particular tweet that he did was about Justice Clarence Thomas, and it was a Willy Wonka.
I mean, it was so well done.
And I can play...
Wait, let's see.
I don't know if I actually have that one.
Because I had trouble today.
That was the thing.
When we first started this show, I had all these issues with my uploads.
Nothing was downloading.
Everything, of course, on our 50th show.
But anyway, it was really well done.
It was a Willy Wonka.
And it was right in the nick of time because Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez had said, and this was on your page, I saw you picked up on it immediately, about Congress must understand that a failure to hold Clarence Thomas accountable sends a loud...
She's just a racist.
She hates black men.
Yes.
She hates black men.
That's the only reason she's saying it, because she's a flaming racist.
It's exactly what they do to us.
You got to do it back at them.
And you said you just want to date him.
So we're going to leave it there.
That's it.
She wants to date him.
And she's a racist.
That's it.
So anyway, everyone, thank you so much for joining us.
I know we went over today.
It was a great show, but it was our 50th.
And I just want to thank everyone for remembering to like, share, subscribe, and hitting the notification button so you know when we go live.
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