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Warmongers - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/16/2022 - Ep. 41
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Today is Wednesday, March 16th, 2022, episode number 41.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
How you doing there, Cat Turd?
Hey, hey.
Hey.
Another day.
Another day.
It's so good to have you back.
Oh my gosh.
Just so everybody will know that I might sound a little rough again today, but I'm going to go mobile starting tomorrow where I can get a really good schedule.
Got it all figured out, so this will be the last day that I sound rough.
Yes, but I'm a little curious.
Now, I'm not really a conspiracy theorist, but this was sent over to me that there have been cat turd sightings everywhere.
So forgive me for being a little suspicious, but Il Donaldo Trumpo says that little cat turd keeps sending me selfies.
And so I'm really wondering exactly where you were yesterday.
I mean, they're all over the place.
I'm seeing them everywhere.
I wish.
I wish.
There's one.
Here's another.
I mean, there you are in all your glory.
That's the opposite of my life, by the way.
That's why I gotta be cat turd, man.
I live in that cat turd fantasy.
That's right.
That's right.
Well, I thought it was really funny because, of course, I had to do the show without you, and it definitely was not the same.
I did my best, but I will tell you one thing.
You were just tremendously missed by everyone.
And I know that I'm not the only one that felt that way.
It was one of those things.
So tomorrow we hope that we're going to have you in a location where we can have a better signal because that is who they come to see is you, sir.
No, that's not true.
Yes, it is.
Oh my gosh, you are just great.
So we missed a lot of stuff yesterday, but I covered the hardcore facts, but just not in a funny manner because we didn't have your humor to go along with it.
It went from like funny to not funny.
To panic.
See, I had never done a show by myself.
So yeah, there was a lot of that going on as well.
Anyway, we're here.
We survived it.
But my goodness, I don't know if we're going to survive this president or not.
Whoa, this guy is so bad.
I mean, he is so, so bad.
Just when you think it can't get any worse.
I'm here on your page.
Yeah, he just said this.
Let me see.
He just said this.
I bet everybody knows somebody that is in an intimate relationship.
What happened was the guy takes a revealing picture of his naked friend or whatever in a compromising position and then blackmails.
That's weird.
He just said that.
The president.
Yes, and you know what you said?
Is he talking about Hunter?
Hello, Hunter.
You think?
He's passing a bill, an anti-Hunter bill.
Oh my gosh, he's trying to protect Hunter.
And there's so many.
I mean, Hunter in itself, the name is just like Smollett.
When you think of Hunter, I think of all of the different pitchers and the crack pipes and the prostitutes.
All of that comes to mind now whenever I hear that name.
And that's too bad.
I used to like the name quite a bit.
But yeah, you definitely did a great job on that.
And he didn't say it as well as you did.
I mean, there was a lot of slurring, as usual, in his words.
He's just ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.
But this is what we have right now.
And it's a really scary situation.
And then you've got the backstabbing rhinos.
They just cannot wait to get on board.
I see that you have this here.
So tired of this backstabbing clown.
Okay, so Lindsay, again.
He says Lindsey Graham called the White House on January 6th and said he would use the 25th Amendment to remove Trump and says Biden was the right person to win the election.
Unbelievable.
We're stuck with him.
We're stuck with him for a couple of years because remember, the only reason why he got elected was because of President Trump.
President Trump started going out there and backing him because he had zero support.
He was going against a Democrat that outraised him by millions of dollars.
They thought they had that one in the bag.
I don't know.
But I think maybe that would have been a compromised election as well.
I think some deals were made on that one to secure that seat.
Because all of a sudden, he wasn't begging us for money.
They're up there today.
Have you ever seen them that excited today?
The piece of crap rhino pukes like Romney and Gramnesty and all the rhino warmongers and Democrats.
Have you ever seen them that excited about our border, about gas prices, about anything?
All this stuff.
Our country is literally in ruins right now.
And they're up there seal clapping for it to send $14 billion to Ukraine.
Seal clapping, like a bunch of train seals.
Ah!
Look, it's so sexy!
Woo!
It's so bad.
It's like, I can't even believe that they hate this country this much because that is really what they are saying every single time they do something.
So yeah, as bad as it is, here it is.
We have this.
Ukraine has rejected the Russian plan to end fighting in the country.
Does not agree to be neutral like Sweden or Austria.
Okay, because he feels like he has got our government on his side.
So all of a sudden he went from pleading...
And showing all of these videos.
Granted, they are very sad.
And the only people that suffer in war are the people.
Us.
Not them.
They sit at the big tables and they get to drink their coffee and their wine and whatever that they do.
And they go about their regular business.
The people that actually suffer are the people.
And so here it is.
It's being reported that Ukraine has rejected a Russian plan to end the fighting in the country.
So there you have it.
They don't want to be neutral like Sweden or Austria.
There's going to be nothing to fight over soon.
It's almost going to be ashes.
I mean, it's just going to be rubble.
That's it.
So you're going to have to make a decision at some point.
So bad.
So this is probably what led to that decision for him to refuse that.
Joe Biden refuses to answer questions after announcing an additional $800 million in military aid to Ukraine.
$14 billion now.
Yep.
Or $15 billion.
$13.6 million.
$13.6 million.
Yep.
That's what we have.
Lordy mercy.
That's right.
How infuriating is it?
I mean, they just give them money like it's nothing, and excitingly clap and pat themselves on the back to give them $14 billion.
We had the Senate and the House, and they refused to give Trump $4 billion for the wall.
But they'll give it to Ukraine, buddy.
I mean, it's sickening.
There's just no hope for it.
These people, I mean, we've got to clean out our own party to begin with, or the Republican Party.
I'm independent now.
I don't even want to be near them.
I agree.
Look who they are now.
The party of Mitch McConnell and Gramnesty and Mitt Romney, they're all taking the lead.
McCarthy.
Yeah.
These people don't have your bed.
This is why Donald Trump won the election, because of the dumbasses like that.
That's right, too.
And it's going to continue to happen.
I'm just hoping that everyone pulls together and they really start to target, hey, they're targeting us.
Why can't we target their seats, right?
So make sure when you see one of these clowns up for re-election and they're going and they have somebody, get them in the primary.
You got to take them out in the primary so you can find someone, hopefully, that is a constitutionalist.
They're going to be a lot better than these warmongers that are getting us into wars, spending our money frivolously, not even taking care of America first or anything else.
You can see the border and the shape that we're in over there.
This whole administration is a complete disaster.
I knew it was going to be bad, but I didn't know it was going to be this bad.
They claimed that Donald Trump's administration, that was going to be it.
We were going to be in World War III. All of these horrible things were going to happen.
Well, no.
That was all fine.
We were out of wars.
Everything was going really, really well.
And then we get this clown in here, and it is a disaster.
A serious one.
I don't know what to say.
Unbelievable.
I really don't know what to say.
You know, Mitt Romney's out there.
Of course, Mitt Romney will send your kids to war and die in five seconds flat.
He's a draft dodger.
So you get a draft dodger, a billionaire draft dodger, sending your kids to war and don't care.
Not even at all.
Such a phony.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, he really is.
Such a loser.
Man, people in Utah, I don't care.
I'd rather have a Democrat in there than him.
Just get him out.
Get him out of our lives.
I agree.
Primary a potato against him and vote on a potato, but get him out of our lives, Utah.
Get him out.
Come on.
It's true.
Stop picking crappy people, man.
Well, the thing about it is that he tried to—I told you the story—he tried to run here in California, but they knew that he wasn't going to do well here.
This was in San Diego, La Jolla.
He lived in my parents' neighborhood over there, and they were all talking about it, and they tried to test it a couple of times to see how he would do, and it was determined that he would not win that seat in California, so they sent him over to Utah.
Yeah.
You only have to have one day for a U.S. senator.
If you're a state senator, you have to be living in that state like three or four years or whatever that specific state rules are.
For a senator, you can go claim that morning.
You can move there that morning and then go file and you're a resident.
So that's what they do.
They pretend like they go to a state, they go in and pretend like they live there, get an apartment, and then they win it.
That's it.
When is Mitt Romney from Utah?
He's not.
Seriously.
He absolutely is not.
Since when is Liz Cheney from Wyoming?
Exactly.
Same thing.
It's incredible.
I'm going to go to Wyoming so I can win an election.
That's it.
Yeah.
And they pick the most remote places and they never return.
I mean, let's face it.
They're all snuggled up in Washington D. Sleazy together.
That's where they live.
That's where they are.
And that's it.
They don't have to go home.
They don't have to meet and greet their constituents.
No, you don't see them again.
Liz Cheney represents one district in the state of Wyoming, and that's who she's supposed to represent.
That's her whole job.
Her job's not to go up there, sit on her high horse, and tell everybody what to do, and everybody about this, and talk about Trump.
That's not her job.
Mitt Romney's job is to represent the state of Utah.
Just that state.
He don't represent Florida, where I live, California.
He don't represent any of this.
But they want to go up there and they want to tell everybody in every state what to do.
Do your job.
Your job is to do what is right for Utah.
Your job and her job is to do whatever in that small district in Wyoming.
That's your job.
And they don't care about that job.
They just want to be national figures.
That's it, too.
That's it.
They want to be part of the ugly Hollywood in D.C. That is what it is.
That's all it is.
So here you go.
This new package, the new 800 million assistance package, includes 800 Stinger anti-aircraft systems, 2,000 Javelin, 1,000 light anti-armor weapons, And 6,000 AT4 anti-armor systems,
100 tactical unnamed aerial systems, 100 grenade launchers, 5,000 rifles, 1,000 pistols, 400 machine guns and 400 shotguns, over 20 million rounds of small arms ammunition and grenade launcher and mortar rounds, 25,000 sets of body armor and 25,000 helmets.
Now, if I heard that the United States was supplying all of this, and I was Putin, I would think that whoever it was doing supplying was in a war with me.
They had declared war on me.
If they were providing all of this...
I would say, okay.
Let's just switch it around.
Yeah.
Let's just switch it around.
Okay.
Tomorrow, China reports we're giving Russia 800 Stinger missiles, 200 Javelin missiles, blah, blah, 25 sets of body armor.
What would you think?
Everybody, China's getting involved.
China's getting involved.
I guarantee it.
Same exact thing.
Oh, there's no question.
But, you know, these anti-aircraft, you know, like Stinger missiles, and it used to be right out.
That was a Stinger.
Back when I was in the Army, they were red eyes, and then they were just getting into the stinger.
I know a little bit about this.
Yes, you do.
I know a little bit about this.
But anyway...
I mean, you have to recognize the aircraft on these things.
You have to be able to recognize them from a long way off because you're shooting from the ground.
So you might just see the fuselage or the tail or whatever.
And if you've got two different air forces in the air, you know, before you push that AC and missile button, you better make sure you're not aiming at your...
You know what I mean?
You can't just give these out to anybody.
They got to know all the aircrafts of all the different armies and stuff.
So...
Gosh, well, it looks like it's just starting to escalate even more than that.
We've got a breaking news here.
Oh, Lord.
Okay, so here it is.
Disclosed TV now.
Biden calls Putin a war criminal for the invasion of Ukraine.
Okay, so things are starting to heat up.
Who's trying for peace right now?
Anybody?
I've never seen anybody.
These people are just one?
Yes.
You go ahead and play it.
No, no, you go ahead first.
I want to hear what you have to say about that.
Now go ahead.
Let's play it and I'll comment.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, I think he's a worker.
Will you be meeting with us?
Wow.
Wow.
So he's just taking this to a whole nother level.
Who's the one taking a breath and trying to de- I mean, they're just trying to escalate this.
They're doing nothing to de-escalate it.
I mean, this is when you need a leader, right?
You need a leader like Trump has run businesses, negotiated with all kinds of parties before.
You need somebody to go in there and say, look.
What can we do to stop this?
Like right now, let's get our bed table and say, and you're going to have to take Ukraine and say, look, you know, you might have to fight another day, but to keep another million people from dying and this and that, we're going to have to make some kind of compromise and just make it ironclad and, you know, just, hey, if he wants you to be neutral or whatever, sometimes you're going to have to make the decision at some point because he's coming in there and I mean, you got to live in reality.
I hate that he went in there.
I hate what's going on.
Now we're dealing with reality, but you have to have some adult that's going, hey, man, let's work this out before it escalates and see if we can't work out a deal here.
But they're not doing that.
It's just you got Lindsey Graham, and they're just beating the war drums as hard as they can right now.
They want it.
They absolutely do want it.
Emotional children.
Yes.
And it's the biggest distraction from what an absolute disaster.
Oh, they think this is a winner.
They do.
They think this is going to be the Biden comeback, and then he's going to win the midterms, and he's going to get out there and talk tough against Putin, man.
It's going to make your poll numbers go up.
That's all they care about.
It's not going to work.
No.
It's not going to work because people are going to keep paying $5, $6 gas.
People are going to keep having $10 gallon milk and $30 steaks.
That's what people care about.
They don't care about the tough talk in Russia, Russia, Russia.
Nobody cares.
They're trying to feed their families.
They're trying to put food on the table.
They're trying to put gas in their cars.
They don't care about this crap.
Well, it's only going to get worse.
And when you think about the whole fact that you have got Saudi Arabia that is considering accepting the yuan instead of the dollars for the Chinese oil cells, this is according to the Wall Street Journal, then you know we're in a real predicament.
I mean, we're not playing around anymore.
This will tank our entire economy 100%.
It absolutely will.
We will end up like Venezuela.
We will be out of the game completely.
They're destroying the dollar.
They're destroying everything right now.
And then, you think Putin cares what Biden says?
Doddering old fool who can't even barely slurs his words?
I mean, he don't care.
That's it, too.
He's so weak and so fragile.
Nobody cares what he says.
But they're all beating the war drum.
That's all they're doing.
My gosh.
And it's really going to happen.
It's going to go badly for us.
I don't think there's any question about it.
When you start looking at Putin, who is basically saying, this is from thedailymail.com, Putin's chilling warning to the West and the ogly arcs ranting president tells scum traitors Russians will spit them out like a midge that flew into their mouths and say Western attempt to have global dominance is coming to an end.
Yep.
There's a lot to that statement right there.
He is basically calling out what we all know now as the regime.
Now, whenever you have people like Soros and some of the others that are backing this 100%, Schwab, those, then you have to look at it a little bit closer.
Why are they getting involved?
What are they trying to set up?
Well, it's the New World Order.
That's what they are trying to do.
And they want Putin completely out of the way.
They want Russia completely out of the way.
Let me tell you something.
All these people pushing for war, they're going to be the first in the fetal position as soon as they turn off their iPhones, much less bombs start raining down everywhere.
You're so right.
They're no power, and they're crapping outside on a tree.
When they're shitting on a tree, they're going to have a whole different opportunity, believe me.
Hey, I can survive, man.
I mean, I can throw a net.
Fish net, crab.
I mean, I'm a fish slayer and a crab slayer and a netter, fisherman, hunter, trapper.
I mean, I was raised a country boy and I live out here in the country, so I'm going to be able to eat.
Exactly.
So, I mean, I got everything I need.
I can survive outside.
So, but you know, when you live in a city, and they drop one of those EMF bombs or whatever, and everybody's electronics goes out, and all of a sudden, we're in the movie The Walking Dead without the zombies.
Oh, yeah.
Then y'all gonna wish you hadn't talked to all this crap.
True.
And I think a lot of people are getting a little nervous about it.
It's happening.
They're being affected.
People all around the world are being affected.
In fact, this is also from thedailymail.com.
Breaking news.
Federal Reserve raises interest rates.
We knew this was coming by a quarter point and signals it could go higher next year and a bid to combat the highest inflation in 40 years.
Quarter point is not going to do anything.
No, it's not.
It's nothing.
But they've signaled it could go higher next year.
So what is that telling you after the midterms?
Yeah.
After the midterms.
They can't do it right now because they would basically be drug out.
But yeah, no, they're busy spending our money right now a quarter, but signals next year in a bid to combat the highest inflation.
This doesn't help.
I mean, it helps to raise inflation.
I mean, the rate during inflation.
Here, I'm just reading this.
The last time inflation got here, the Fed Fund, they raised their rates to 13%.
Now it's at 0.25% a quarter.
That's what I'm telling you.
Right.
It's not going to do anything.
This doesn't do anything.
But after midterms, what do you think they're going to do?
I think it's going to go up a lot higher than that if they want to continue to fund.
If they want to fight this inflation, they're going to have to raise higher than that.
It's so insignificant to raise it a quarter of one point that it doesn't mean anything.
The market will react because they always react to it, but...
I mean, it's nothing.
It's nothing.
Well, it's coming, and it's going to come, and it's all political.
For those that ever thought that it wasn't a political game, this proves that it definitely is.
Because they are just absolutely just killing the economy.
100% killing it.
And it's affecting everyone.
You're seeing people that can't even put food on their table.
They cannot even drive to work anymore.
I had a friend that called me today and said, you know what, I'm not going into work.
I'm not going into work because, you know what, I can make more money staying home than I would today going into work.
It's like, wow.
I'm just posting this real quick.
She told her boss that.
She said, why would I go in?
I mean, what's the point of that?
Why would I go in?
I can't even put gas in my car.
I just posted this.
President, of course, he signs...
Look, he said...
I like the way they do this, okay?
They send them $13.6 billion, and then they add $800 million the last day.
And then they tell everybody, okay, we're going to sign this $800 million.
That's all right, $800 million.
They don't mention it.
It's $14 billion.
On top of that, exactly.
Look, I just posted it, though.
But look when he signs it.
He won't answer questions.
And watch him walk away.
He can barely walk.
Watch it.
Oh, my God.
Look at him walking.
He can barely walk.
This guy.
Oh, this is so scary.
I mean, it's scary to watch.
Here we go.
I got the sound on.
Mr.
Mr. President, what will it take for you to send the Polish base that President Zelensky is asking for?
I'm not going to comment on that right now.
I'm not going to comment on that other than what I told you to say.
Thank you.
Let's try to walk.
Watch him walk.
Mr.
President, quickly, you did just say that Putin is going after...
You just listened to President...
Look at him.
He's stumbling.
He's stumbling.
He can't walk.
And here's his dream team.
Yeah, his dream team, the clowns, the Afghanistan debacle clowns that still have jobs, all standing behind him.
He's lost all right.
I've got this close.
He just keeps walking.
He can barely walk.
I know.
I know.
But they're just beating war drums.
I've never seen anything like it.
There's not one person up there that's a microphone saying, hey, we need to be negotiating for peace.
We need to get Russia and Ukraine in a room.
See, they don't have anybody to send.
It's just a calm person that can just talk.
Who are they going to send?
Millie?
Right.
Biden, Camilla, Pelosi, they don't have anybody.
They don't have a Trump, a big figure in the room.
They sent Harris!
My gosh!
They sent Harris!
You couldn't believe that!
Everything he's doing right now is trying to get his poll numbers back up.
They don't care, trust me.
And then the Republicans are helping them.
They're trying to get his poll numbers up, too.
You got these.
I mean, to sit there and watch that Zelensky guy up there, get up there, and both sides of Congress, give him a standing ovation, and sit up there and clap like trained SEALs with big smiles on their face, and to know that these are the people that's not...
Our country's being destroyed and people can't even make it.
They locked us down for two years.
Now inflation's run away.
The border is wide open.
Gas is out of control.
And I haven't seen one of them get one little smile or inkling of any kind of joy out of saying we're going to help the American people.
None.
We see what gets them going today.
We see exactly what gets them standing on their heels, standing up, clapping with big smiles on their face, and that's war.
They love that shit, man.
And just watch them if you don't believe me.
Ask if they ever had somebody, what if they had the same thing and a border agent coming on saying, hey, man, we're going to shut the border down.
You think they'd get excited?
They'd get booed.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, absolutely.
They're booing Trump for trying to build a damn wall.
That's right.
And then, you know, of course, I'm a Putin puppet because I don't want to go to war, World War III. All these people being called Putin puppets.
Y'all gonna wish y'all were called that too when y'all were trying to get peace out of this.
It's true.
And that Zielinski, man, he's making some bad technical errors with, you know, negotiation.
He's just like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to everything, man.
I know they're asking a lot, but that's, you know, their starting point.
I mean, he just wouldn't...
At first, they said we would not...
Of course, I don't trust what Russia says.
Don't get me wrong.
But they said, you just have to say you're never going to be in NATO. That was it.
That was their whole thing.
They wouldn't say it.
You're not going to be in NATO anyway, so just say it.
Lord, nobody...
He's never going to be in NATO. It's really, really, really just so bad because, like I said, the only people that are going to suffer from this whole thing are the people.
And you can see what's happening to their country.
It's being completely torn to shreds.
It is being bombed.
People are losing their lives.
It is war.
That is what war is.
And for the liberals that sit there and are cheering this whole thing on like they are doing something really great by getting us into this situation, they have it all completely wrong.
They're living in la-la land.
Yes, they are.
They have no idea what's about to hit them, man, if we go to war.
I mean, everything is going to change.
All that little stuff they like, Twitter's gonna be down.
None of this stuff's gonna exist anymore.
Everybody's gonna be broke.
All the money you got in the bank's gonna be gone.
Oh, definitely.
What's wrong with you people?
It's definitely in the works, 100%.
9-11 is not going to hold a candle to what we're about to witness, I don't believe.
I mean, I really see it coming.
In fact, here's one from the Gateway Pundit.
Listen to this statement.
Okay, and I brought up Soros, and I brought it up for a reason.
This is a quote.
We can only hope that Putin and Xi will be removed from power before they can destroy our civilization.
George Soros releases stunning message on Ukraine.
This is amazing that this man is, first off, still around.
I have no idea what they have him on.
I would love to see what happens.
What pharmaceuticals are in his system?
But kind of like Ruth Bader Ginsburg, right?
Same thing.
But George Soros, the far-left money man who has created havoc for decades in the West, released a new statement overnight saying, We, the Western nations, must stand with Ukraine.
In February, George Soros let the world elites know that he stands with Ukraine.
We must stand with Ukraine as they stand for us, he says.
This is what he said.
But it more sounds like, we must stand for Ukraine.
You want to read it?
Do you want to read it?
No, I don't.
Oh, I think you should.
We must stand for Ukraine.
Idiot.
So this was the statement that he made February 26, 2022.
I have witnessed Ukraine transform from a collapsing part of the Soviet Union to a liberal democracy and an open society.
It has faced countless acts of Russian aggression, but has persisted.
Brave Ukrainians are now on the front line and risking their lives.
The horrible images coming out of Ukraine remind me of a war-torn Budapest in 1944 and the siege of Saraveo in 1993.
It is important that both the transatlantic alliance, the United States, Canada, and European Union and the United Kingdom, but also other nations do whatever is in their power to support Ukraine in its time of an extensional threat.
Putin's actions are a direct attack on the sovereignty of all states that were once in the Soviet Union and beyond.
Russia is in clear violation of the United Nations Charter and it should be held accountable.
Allowing Putin to succeed on his quest will send a message across the world.
That nations can simply be created or dissolved by brute force.
We must stand with Ukraine as they stand for us.
He's got some nerve talking.
My gosh.
Good Lord.
So he wants us to get involved in Ukraine and then take on Russia and China.
Now you think we're not headed straight into this whole thing head first?
Yeah, and he's gonna slip in and ruin the currency to one of the...
after he gets his way.
He's going to get even richer.
That's how he made his bazillions to begin with.
Same tactic.
It's like he just goes to the shelf, gets a can.
This time it's war.
Let's destroy everything for everyone and I end up with everything.
That's him.
My word.
This is really.
And to think that we have got the Republicans over there just cheering the whole thing on.
Just like, here's our moment.
Lindsey Graham's got Warwood right now, trust me.
Yes, he does.
Yes, he does.
Lindsey Graham's got Major Warwood.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, he just, he just, tough talking.
I mean, he's a wimp.
You're not scaring anybody, wimp.
He'll send your children in there.
He'll send them in there by the dozens to die and be maimed horrible deaths.
And he'll never get his feet wet.
Nothing's going to happen to their kids.
Their kids get million dollar no-show jobs in Ukraine.
That's what their kids get.
That's right.
No-show jobs.
I mean, that's Romney, man.
His kids get million-dollar deals for no-show jobs.
He's a billionaire while he sends your kids off to war.
These aren't good people.
No, they are not.
And you think about everybody that's done business over there.
They were on the board of directors for energy companies doing business in Ukraine.
And you had Biden's son, Romney's son, Piccoli's son, Kerry's son, all of them.
And they won't even talk about it.
No one even asked them about it.
Nobody will ask.
Ask them the question.
Mitt Romney's out there, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
See, Mitt Romney thinks right now, he literally thinks, I'm getting back on the scene and on top, and we're the old guards taking back over the Republican Party.
That's just all news.
The people out there, the people, the Trump supporters and the America First people, we're all here just going, we just hate them worse.
They don't have a chance.
You think Mitt Romney or Mike Pence or Rubio or anybody can get three delegates?
Oh, gosh.
I mean, seriously, they start campaigning for the primaries next year this time.
They'll be full into the primary election.
You know, so are Nikki Haley?
They're nobody going to vote for these people, man.
We don't want these old neocon warmongers that want to go into every country and take it over.
What good is it, dude?
Look at the things that Lindsey Graham has supported.
I mean, he tried to overthrow Syria and couldn't do it.
He'd overthrow Libya, overthrow Iraq, I mean, overthrow Afghanistan.
They never stopped trying to overthrow everybody.
And what good does it do?
We got five, six, 10,000 soldiers dead.
We got their families suffering.
We got more maimed and blind and without limbs.
And where did it put us in the long run?
So, I mean, it made sense when Hitler was invading everybody and trying to take over the world.
You know, it made perfectly sense to go into a war where you had to.
You had to fight.
There's times you have to fight, and times you don't have to fight.
And we've been losing for a while, if you hadn't noticed.
Did we win Vietnam?
Did we win Afghanistan?
We didn't win any of these.
I mean, just, and they're ran from the Washington political bureaucrats.
And it's sad.
They send all these kids to war.
And it's sad to watch.
It's horrible.
I'm like that guy, the fighter.
If they come here, man, I'm 57 years old.
You come over here to our land and try to take over the United States, I'll have all my weapons out here fighting with you, man, at my age.
I want no problem doing it.
But I'm not going over to...
I mean, I'm not going over to some country right now at 57.
I can't pronounce the final map.
You know what I mean?
I do.
People are just going to have to make their own decisions.
And then look what they're doing to our military.
Woke.
They're teaching them pronouns in basic training.
They're teaching them critical race theory.
I mean, what are we doing?
I know it.
It is so bad.
They are just weakening us.
To such a degree, I don't even recognize our country anymore.
It used to be built on strength and all of this.
But remember in the Obama years, I remember talking to a lot of people that were in the military, and they said that Obama had such drastically reduced the capabilities of the military.
Basically, they didn't even have liners for their trash cans.
He depleted it so badly.
I mean, this was the Obama administration.
It was out there with, you know, plastic bats and balls trying to...
That's right.
It was ridiculous.
They didn't have anything at all.
And that's exactly what...
But look!
I mean, look at what they're doing for everybody else and everybody else's border right here.
And you know how I just absolutely love Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Well, she says right here, these are the lives we should be fighting for.
The U.S. Congress is failing our own people.
So Jack Posobiec, he comes out and he shines light on what we should be talking about.
Our own border.
Exactly.
96,000 civilians in America.
They're the anti-American.
They call us anti-American.
That's it.
If you want our soldiers to have pronouns and diversity, Shane, you're anti-America.
If you want our soldiers to go die for somebody else's cause overseas by the tens of thousands, you're anti-American.
If you want a wide open border, you're anti-American.
Not us.
We're trying to fix.
We're trying to fix America.
That's exactly right.
We're trying to fix it.
We're not anti-American.
You're anti-American.
You know, going along with this crap.
You want war with Russia and World War III in a no-fly zone?
You're anti-American.
Because in a month from now, a nuclear holocaust could happen.
You're anti-American.
If bombs start dropping in this country because you beat the war drums, Adam Kinzinger, Mitt Romney, Gramercy, you're anti-American.
What are you going to tell the people when the bombs start falling?
That you pounded your chest?
I'm going to say it again.
Who's talking about peace in Washington, D.C.? I haven't seen one person today talking about peace.
Say, hey, we need to de-escalate this, de-escalate the rhetoric.
We need to come together as a country and extend our arms and everybody calm down.
Is he a war criminal?
Yes.
Is Putin a war criminal?
Of course he is.
Sure.
Yeah, is Putin a war crammer?
Yes, he is.
Is it help right now when everything's hot to sit there on the microphone?
He's a war crammer.
He's a war crammer.
It doesn't help.
No, and it certainly doesn't help to taunt him, and it certainly doesn't help to go ahead and provide all this weaponry over there as well.
It certainly doesn't, because, like I said, if an enemy of mine was sending all of this ammo to help get rid of me, I can tell you one thing.
I would consider that an enemy, for sure.
We can in our military, with all this woke stuff, you're anti-American.
You're not American.
The military is the military.
They're trained to protect us.
It has no business with all your liberal woke bullshit in it.
Get it out.
They need to be fighting to kill the enemy.
That's what they do.
They're not in there for surgeries, transgender surgeries.
The Army and the Navy, they're not for that.
That's not what the purpose is.
It's not for pronouns.
It's not for TikTok dancing.
It's not for none of that crap.
Any of that stuff, they should automatically be kicked out of the Army.
You do a TikTok dance in your uniform and with this and that and dancing around like idiots, get them out.
It's true.
This is not for you.
Go, you know, go be a nurse if you want to do TikTok things.
Well, I mean, you know, I just think back to high school, which is really funny, but I think back to high school and even in uniform, I wasn't allowed to wear my uniform outside of school.
I mean, come on.
That was like not something that they ever wanted us to engage in, ever.
And I know I'm using something like cheerleading, but still, it was the principle of the thing.
It was like, you do not go and use that, your uniform, to act like you're promoting something else or anything outside of the school.
And there was a reason behind all of this stuff.
And this has just gotten worse.
If you join the military, it's 100% about protecting this country and it's 100% about the USA. That's right.
Put your egos and all your little things that you think about, don't bring that to the uniform.
I don't care.
I don't care what your sexuality is.
I don't care what your pronouns are.
I don't give a crap what you do in your private life.
You were there and you sought to protect us from enemies, you know, foreign and domestic.
And you raised your right hand.
You didn't raise your right hand.
And then go in there to have this huge ego about yourself and everything you believe and your sexual identity and this and that.
That's not what it's about.
That's not what the Army and the Navy and the Air Force Marines is about.
And if we don't wake up to this fact, which is just a fact, I mean, I promise you, the Chinese Army, I'm telling you, you ever seen them train?
Oh, my gosh.
They look like, I say it all the time, they look like the clone army.
They look like the clone army in Star Wars.
I mean, they look exactly, I mean, they are trained, and they train in karate and fighting and killing.
And you got to know they're looking at us over here going, my God.
What a joke.
They're teaching pronouns in basic training.
Can you believe that?
Yeah.
I mean, they're licking their chops, people, and we better wake up to it.
And we got to get these General Millies and these woke idiots and these people that just, they're destroying our military with this crap.
So bad.
This is what we have.
This is their diversity training.
Yeah.
This is what they do.
It's a whole different deal.
These people are all about to kill, and that's why they're there, to eliminate the enemy.
And we're sitting there wondering what color nail polish we're going to use that day.
Yeah, it's absolutely insane.
And you cannot, we're going to, Jesse Kelly says it all the time, we're going to lose a major war, and we are, unless they wake up.
It's true.
And I love, you know, I'm a veteran, and I love our army, and I love everybody that's ever served, and I love all of you.
But, and it's not their fault.
It's not the foot soldier's fault.
You can turn that down.
And, um, It's not their fault.
It's these woke leaders pushing this crap.
It's these idiotic...
They just need to...
The next president has to go in there and wipe these generals out.
Get them out.
Woke, diversity training, this and that.
Good Lord.
It's not what the Army's about.
Not even close.
You're a unit.
You are one big giant unit.
They used to tell us in the Army, you know, you're all green here.
Army green.
Everybody.
There's no men.
There's no women.
There's no race.
There's nothing.
You're all army green.
They got to go back to that because you're there to protect your one big giant unit with the same purses.
You're not these little egomaniacs running around doing TikTok videos for your personal little charm.
That's not what it's about.
All these people doing this crap in uniforms and the army uniform, maybe it should be automatic.
You're kicked out, dishonorable discharge that day.
No questions asked.
That's right.
I really do not understand how it got to be this bad.
I don't know when it started or how it evolved to be this bad, but it is now.
I mean, this is an acceptable reality.
This is what they think is good.
This is what they think is going to actually get more people to join the army.
That is who they're trying to recruit.
Yeah.
We're going to have a big party in here.
Right.
Yeah, this big orgy come on.
Yeah, and then they talk about these personal stories about how they triumphed and they were transgender and all that stuff.
That doesn't matter.
What the hell does that got to do?
We don't care.
When the fighting starts, nobody gives a damn.
When the bullets start flying, believe me.
Bullets don't have a gender.
Bullets don't have a pronoun.
That's right.
And look, if you're in the Army and you want to go do that stuff on your own time without the uniform on, what gets me is they're all doing it with their uniforms on.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
They're in their barracks.
I know it.
They're in their barracks in their full uniforms doing dances.
Man.
My gosh.
I mean, you couldn't even do it.
You gotta stop.
Yeah, you couldn't do that.
And anything I've ever played in like that, you just never did.
And it's only, it's a joke.
But meanwhile, on our border, we've got 96,000 civilians in America that we killed by drug overdose last year with over 70% of opioids like fentanyl.
24,000 civilians in America killed by homicide.
Highest number in decades.
But if the media doesn't focus on it constantly, people don't pay attention.
Our border is still a mess.
It is an absolute mess.
People are coming into our country in droves.
They're changing the country right now.
The whole landscape.
I'm telling you that this is the most destructive regime in history, hands down.
And not only the destructive, they're dumb.
It's the same Obama people that were dumb before, but they didn't have the COVID thing going where the economy was already bad because of COVID. And they're pulling their little woke tricks and it's not working.
Everything's turning to shit.
So they gotta get their crap together.
Oh my gosh.
You know, and you ever seen Lindsey Graham or Mitt Romney or that?
I've never seen them say anything about the border.
Have you ever seen them get as excited as they did today over fentanyl deaths?
A hundred young Americans are life-taking because it's poison.
They're putting in a regular drug like cocaine.
They're cutting it with it.
I've never seen them get excited about anything.
I know.
Except more.
I know.
This is the one thing that they cannot wait.
They cannot wait to wage it.
They cannot wait to beat those drums.
And that's exactly what they're going to do until, I mean, and this is the group.
This is the administration that'll do it.
We did it.
We did it, Joe.
Sending Kamala Harris, of all people.
My gosh, you want to talk about inciting one.
That's your poster girl.
She's up there.
Yeah.
Where is this weird voice coming from all of a sudden from her?
It's weird.
Yeah.
Where's it coming from?
She's getting dumber every day.
If she gets any dumber, she's just going to be a houseplant sitting up there and I'm talking.
Oh my gosh, even worse than that.
She is truly what is going to get us there.
You cannot send someone like her and think that you're going to have any kind of reasonable Outcome.
And they should know this.
I mean, they should absolutely know this.
What she did on our border.
She couldn't even find our border.
Where did she end up?
It definitely wasn't where she was supposed to be to address the concerns.
She absolutely refused.
She was supposed to be the border czar, and you see how that turned out.
I mean, we have got people coming across our border.
We don't even know.
And now that we are in a warlike situation, wouldn't you think that they would want to tighten down on our border because of the risk of what could be coming across that may end up in a city near you?
You would think that they would pay attention to the border Now more than ever, and not leave us exposed.
Because we are.
Lindsey Graham just doubled down on the Putin assassination threat just now, and he adds, if John McCain were here, he'd say the same thing.
Oh, really?
Bring your buddy in.
Uh-huh.
Bring your buddy in, McCain.
I'm sure you make him extremely proud, Instagram.
It's really, it's frightening.
Here you go.
You've got, after watching Russia invade Ukraine, Biden responds with weak deterrent to potential China invasion of Taiwan.
Of course it's coming.
They're going to take Taiwan.
I mean, it's happening.
Oh, yeah.
I'd be surprised if it didn't happen in the next month or so.
Me too.
Me too.
Who's going to stop them?
No way.
Biden?
Mm-mm.
No, not even at all.
They're just waiting and they're going to pick and choose their times, but that's absolutely on the horizon.
How's it helping Lindsey Graham right now?
How's it helping him sitting up there and going to the mic and saying, I want Putin assassinated.
Somebody needs to take him out.
And John Kane, we're here and do the same thing.
Tell me how that's helping the situation.
It's not.
It's not.
There's got to be an adult in the room to try to defuse this.
Nobody's trying to defuse it right now.
No, because they want it.
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.
They want war.
They want it.
They cannot wait to get it.
They're going to get all of these defense contracts.
They're going to be able to ask for more money.
They're going to be able to get more money.
And guess where that money goes?
Straight into their pocket.
100%.
This is a day for them.
I want to see spreadsheets for that $14 billion.
Every single penny.
Absolutely, we do.
Okay, where do you send it?
The banks are all blown to hell and back.
Where are you sending it?
Where are you sending it?
Who gets it?
Is it cash?
Do you guys get wired?
Where does it go?
Then what do they do with it?
Do they spend it any way they want it?
And after that, where does it go to?
Does it get back to the politicians' pockets for their campaign somehow?
Which I'm sure it does.
Let's see some receipts.
It's our tax money.
They act like it's their money.
I want a spreadsheet every dime at $14 billion.
If it's a million miles long, I want to see it and I want to study it.
Absolutely.
In any business, you follow the money, right?
I mean, you have to account for where things go.
We should have the exact same transparency in this administration.
Remember, they were talking about President Trump and how he wasn't transparent.
He wasn't transparent.
That's all we ever heard, right?
Well, we've got the least transparency, and this is what this cat ran on, this clown.
I'm not going to call him a cat.
Cats are good.
This clown ran on.
He said he was going to be transparent.
That was his whole gig.
And so now you can't see anything.
They don't want to show you a thing.
They don't want to show you anything about their donors, where the money goes, the lobbyists, where that money goes, any of that, where our money is going to go.
They think it's theirs.
They just take it out of our coffers and then they send it wherever they want it to go and it ends up back in their pockets.
So this is a big payday for them without question.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, we've got this whole thing.
We've got thousands of American soldiers trained to use surface-to-air missile systems, high-mobility artillery rockets, and unmanned aircraft.
They're bound for Australia as tensions grow with China.
Of course tensions are growing.
You're escalating it, America.
Leadership in America, I should say.
Can I even get in?
I thought nobody could get in Australia because if one person gets COVID, man, they shut their whole country down and take all their rights.
Exactly.
Well, they have got a rotational U.S. Marine Force of about 2,200 servicemen and women.
They will be based in the Northern Territory during the upcoming dry season from September.
So you have got that.
It's the 11th deployment to the top end for the first time.
It will include 250 U.S. personnel, the Australian Defense Force announced.
The contingent is part of an ongoing U.S. initiative in the Indo-Pacific region to prepare for a possible Chinese invasion of Taiwan in coming years.
It's not going to be years.
It's going to be a lot sooner than that.
So you have Defense Minister Peter Dutton in September.
He warned the conflict with China shouldn't be discounted.
And on Wednesday told the U.S. Studies Center in Beijing to look to annex Taiwan while the world is preoccupied with Russia's I'm sorry, but China is like 20 steps ahead.
They are watching this just as a model.
They have their alliances.
Trump's the only one who ever took them on.
I know it.
Let me tell you something.
Do you know like 95% of our drugs are manufactured in there?
Do you take blood pressure pills?
Do you take any kind of pills for any kind of conditions?
Do you take insulin?
They can cut off the switch tomorrow and we don't get prescription drugs, people.
That's outsourcing.
That's what Trump was complaining about.
We've outsourced everything to them, manufacturing.
Try to buy a piece of 316 stainless steel.
They don't make it in the United States anymore.
Try to get 304 stainless.
Try to get any kind of steel in this country.
You can't do it.
You have to get it from China.
They produce everything we're getting.
Everything in Walmart comes from China.
I mean, they can shut the spigot off.
Well, you mean like the spigot?
Like our old spigot?
Like what has gotten us in this terrible situation and our energy spigot and everything else?
I mean, this is what the problem is.
They are basically crippling us at our very core.
Like you said, pharmaceuticals, they come from China.
They also come from Europe.
Okay, so you've got those two.
Everything.
Manufacturing.
Our jobs.
They send our jobs overseas.
So we're not even employed anymore.
We're not even employing people anymore.
All of those jobs, gone.
And here comes Ben Sasse, the warmonger.
Oh, no, no.
He just said, if it shoots, we need to send it to Ukraine.
We're pushing.
Well, they're going to get us there.
Think about this.
None of them is talking about peace or trying to defuse it.
That's what leaders do.
The leaders know that if this war, if it keeps going in Ukraine, that, you know, hundreds of thousands could die.
If it shoots out to other countries, millions could die.
Your children could die.
They're not trying to, they're up there just beating the war drums.
Oh my gosh, they cannot wait for another war.
And they're going to get one.
And they are absolutely going to get one.
Oh my gosh, this is so bad.
It looks like I have a little bit of good news, okay?
There ain't no good news.
Don't lie.
Gosh, I gotta end on something.
Okay.
Oh, no, it's not good news.
No, it's not.
Oh, my gosh.
No, it's definitely not.
I thought it was a bit of good news here, but it's not.
I'm going to switch to California here.
California Democrat lawmakers vote against ending Governor Newsom's COVID emergency powers.
So they're going to let him reside as king again.
Here we go with Newsom.
Wow.
I'm going to forever be in a lockdown city.
I gotta get out of here.
It's like, really, it's getting bad.
You all need to get, if you, I mean, there's just, if anything happens and you're in the city, you're screwed, man.
War breaks out, this, that, power goes off, you're in the city, man.
I mean, they're walking two or three days of food in a city if trucks start rolling.
I've always liked living in the country because I know no matter what happens, I can take care of myself out here.
I don't need anything.
Somebody did put, we've always been comparing this guy to American Psycho Bateman, and somebody did put together a little video.
So I'm going to have a little, we're going to have a little laugh here really quick because we need one.
Here it is.
We needed something to kind of call this whole thing off.
Isn't he like him though?
They put his face on it.
It didn't look any different.
I know.
They put his face.
It looked just like him.
The same guy.
Yeah.
Really, really scary.
Oh my gosh.
Well, anyway, I wanted to bring up something else because you didn't tell me you had hats, Cat Turd.
I had no idea.
I'm always the last to know.
You have hats that you just released.
Oh yeah, man.
They're cool too.
They're expensive.
I'm not going to lie because...
Man, to get anything right now, just to get the boxes to send them in, man, everything's gone.
Oh, these are great, though.
They're hand-stitched.
I get them in the United States, and they're hand-stitched, and they cost me a fortune, so they're kind of high, they're $35 a piece, but I mean, they cost me a fortune.
And then I have a guy, the guy that, you know, his family, it's a small family that does the really thick puff stitching on it, and I got another color, but I got a gray one coming out.
It's gray with a black back with a black cat turd.
Man, that's a real cool one.
I haven't got on me.
I'm supposed to get some in Friday, that color.
That's my favorite.
Oh my gosh, this is awesome.
I love this.
Oh, I know everybody's thrilled over this because I think people have been asking you for them for a while, but I had no idea.
Forever.
I was just looking through your news feed.
I'm like, well, he didn't even mention this to me that you had been working on this.
This is awesome, though.
Oh, my gosh.
So you've got other colors that are coming, but right now you've got the black on black.
I'm going to end up with three different colors, yeah.
I got two out now, and I'll have another one.
I put them on sale this weekend kind of quietly.
I made one tweet, and they all sold out real fast.
Oh, how cool.
Yeah, it takes a long time.
And you've got to find somebody that makes it in the USA, and there's usually one company, and they've got to be able to sell bulk.
So you're like, if I need a thousand, can I get them?
And they usually don't have them.
I'm having a hard time with anything.
I'm having a hard time finding boxes to send them in.
Oh my gosh.
So it's rough.
I bet.
And you cannot get it anywhere other than ilovecatturd.com, just so everyone knows.
Do not go to Amazon or any of those other things.
Cat Turd does it all himself.
He does it in-house.
So you have to visit his website in order to get one of these.
And I'm constantly hounded about the mugs.
I've already broken the news that there are no mugs.
You're not doing the mugs anymore.
But that is a constant complaint, just so you know.
Yeah.
Everybody loves those mugs.
I might get them again, but I just need a break.
They're so hard to pack, and they're so hard to get here, and they come from California, and you've got to deal with the broken ones.
Man, it takes such an amount of time.
It's literally hard to get them sent out as eight or ten other products put together.
It's such a pain.
It just wasn't worth it anymore.
Oh my gosh.
It's hard to get.
I have these made from scratch.
I'm telling you, from the time I have to pay for them, the time they get here is months.
I can imagine.
And then you, I mean, you have a bunch of loss because of the broken ones and just, you have to wrap them up and it costs a fortune to send them and they take forever to wrap.
And then, you know, it's just...
And you're fronting all the money to the dentist.
I'm getting rid of them.
I'm getting rid of them getting bald caps.
They don't break.
Yeah.
Oh, this is great though.
So these are new.
Non-breakables.
Yes, and you've got hats now.
So this is awesome.
It's going to add to everyone's, their wardrobe.
You don't have to push my products on this show.
I know, but I'd love to.
I was shocked that you even had them because you didn't even tell me.
I had no idea you had this.
I'll send you every color when they come in this Friday.
You don't have to.
I pay for my stuff.
Don't you dare pay for them.
I pay for all of my stuff.
But I wanted everybody to know because you're so quiet about this stuff.
And so that's why I'm bringing attention to it on our show because you never push your stuff.
I have to do it because I don't even know about it.
Somebody has to do it.
Oh my gosh, when I ran across this, I was like, oh, finally, great.
I need a hat, so I'm excited about this awesome idea, awesome product.
Well, thank you, everyone.
I hope we were able to kind of lightly move into a happier time.
Sure.
I know.
I was trying to be talking about these clowns up there beating these war drums.
It's hard to make a joke about that.
It is.
They're not stopping.
Shut up for a minute.
Defuse.
That's your job.
Your job's not to beat the war drums.
That's it.
There's not one person from either party trying to defuse it.
Think about that.
That's a bad place to be in, folks.
It's a very bad place.
Nobody's trying to defuse it.
Not one person.
They are going gangbusters on this whole thing.
I just think everybody needs to go ahead and start preparing because it is obvious, isn't it?
It truly, truly is.
Okay, everyone.
Well, this concludes today's episode.
And the name of the show was Warmongers.
And so it definitely makes sense that we would definitely, you know, concentrate on that.
We'll lighten it up tomorrow.
Yes, we'll lighten it up a lot tomorrow.
Hopefully.
All right.
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