March 2, 2022 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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House-plant-in-chief - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 3/2/2022 - Ep. 31
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Today is Ash Wednesday, March 2nd, 2022, episode number 31.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How you doing?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's everybody doing today?
Ooh, rehashing the past as in last night.
Man, what a nightmare, huh?
What a nightmare.
It couldn't have been any worse on the Democrat side.
No wonder we had Democrats sitting with Republicans.
That was embarrassing.
That was absolutely embarrassing.
Joe Manchin sat with Republicans, didn't clap all night.
He should just join the Republican Party.
I wish he would, but I kind of like the fact that he's a Democrat and he just rubs it in their faces, that he doesn't agree with them.
He's like the perfect Democrat.
In fact, I think it's kind of good to have him as a dim because it's kind of like he's slapping his own party.
There's nobody better than the guy that scores for your team that's on the other side, right?
That's what he is.
Yeah, but right now we're talking about controlling the Senate, the gavel, so it'd be nice if he would just switch over right now.
Everything will be dead then.
Hopefully we're going to have some people that, I hope that there is going to be some big upsets.
I really, really do.
That's what I'm looking forward to because we know who they are and we really need to focus on getting them out of office.
So today's episode is House Plant-in-Chief.
I love the name, Cat Turd.
Of course, that only came from you.
But it was just one thing after another last night.
And I do have a recap.
I guess we could just start with the...
Well, let's start off with the breaking news that you sent me yesterday that I thought was fake.
That was a rush.
Check it out.
Check it out.
Yeah, this actually really happened.
It's not clear what may have been taken, and no arrests have been made.
A 71-year-old man is accused of inappropriately touching a 12-year-old girl at the Walmart in West Mifflin Sunday afternoon.
According to...
They got it.
How funny is that?
That's so close to the truth.
Oh my gosh.
You can't believe it.
I thought it was a joke.
I thought you were just teasing when you sent it.
I was like, okay, that's really cute.
That's another meme.
I'll put it into my box of tricks.
It's not a meme.
That actually happened.
Oh my gosh, how great.
That's funny.
I mean, that's really funny.
True, too.
Well, but here's the things that did happen that actually happened during the Slur of the Union address last night.
And you want to talk about a whole bunch of buffoonery.
Check this out.
This you can't just make up.
Time to see the...
What used to be called a Rust Belt become the home of a significant resurgence of manufacturing.
Putin may circle Kyiv with tanks, but it'll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people.
He'll never, he'll never extinguish our...
Preventing Russia's central bank from defending the russell ruble, ruble.
A pound of Ukrainian people.
Proud, proud, pound for pound.
There's simply nothing beyond our capacity.
Increasing the productive capacity of our economy.
I call it building a better America.
We won't stop.
Because you can't build a wall high enough to keep out a vaccine.
The vaccine can stop the spread of these diseases.
As one people, one America, the United States of America.
God bless you all, and may God protect our troops.
Thank you.
Go get him.
Who's him?
No.
No, they had that on.
That was the instructions.
Like, that's your end.
Y'all go get him.
And he read it.
My goodness.
So, where do you want to start tearing this stuff up?
Where would you like to start?
Let's start with him creeping out on that woman.
You got that video?
Oh, I absolutely do.
And this guy, I say this all the time, he is such a pedophile, creep, molester.
He can't stop He's grobbling and just being inappropriate.
I mean, he puts his head against...
Imagine talking to somebody.
Like, if you met me for the first time, let's say, you know, I did a book signing.
And you come up to me and you want to talk to me.
And I reach down and I stick my head against your head.
What are you going to do?
You're going to slap the shit out of me.
I mean, who in the hell does this kind of crap?
Joe Biden.
And the thing about it is it's constantly caught on video.
He should not be around children or women at all in any situation.
Really even people, honestly.
I've seen him get close to men too.
It's not just women.
I mean, I know that that's what's highlighted, especially in this one.
I love this.
Townhall.com.
This is not normal.
It's not normal.
Not in any situation.
So I'm going to make this a little larger so everybody else can see it.
Check it out.
Here comes rapey.
Creepy as it is.
He becomes real rapey.
Yikes.
Uh-uh.
Nope.
Nope.
No.
Imagine doing that.
Just say you're just at a bar and some 80-year-old dude bends over and sticks his head against your head and starts talking to you.
It's just so weird.
I would end up in a backbend.
Do you realize that?
I would be completely walking backwards going, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my gosh, yeah.
This guy is so bad, but it just got worse.
There was no mention about Afghanistan, of course, or the 13 soldiers.
My goodness.
was that and not only that then today they tried to to make up for it I saw that you nicely put away uh Peskanki is what I like to call her but she said that Biden didn't have the time last night to mention our 13th service members killed in Afghanistan are you kidding He had plenty of time to use the death of his son again for the thousandth time to gain cheap political points.
Disgusting.
He uses his dead son to get political points all the time, like over and over and over and over.
And then he pretty much, the way he said it last night was that he died in combat and he had to come back with a casket with an American flag draped over it.
And he died of cancer.
So, I mean, you know, I don't want the guy to die.
I'm sorry he died, but man, trust me.
What kind of a person does that?
What kind of a person uses their own son's death to score a damn political point again and again and again?
It's his go-to thing.
It's true.
And the thing about it is that a lot of people need to recognize that his son was over there.
And he was a lawyer.
He was working in an office.
It wasn't like he was on the front lines.
Anyway, but that speech is really for the American people.
It's not about his personal grievances.
Now, I do understand someone having a hard time getting over the loss of a child.
But the slur of the union is not the place to do it.
It's just not.
Not in any capacity, especially when you've got 13 that you did not mention.
He went up to these parents and started talking about his son, Beau, so he could understand.
I mean, man...
That's the worst thing you can do, man, to a parent who just lost a child because of your buffoonery.
That's right.
Oh my God.
It is so bad.
So here she is.
Here's Baskankie, as I call her.
Check her out.
So look, a speech like the State of the Union, it's hugely important.
It doesn't touch on, it doesn't have the time to touch on everything that is a priority.
So look.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
People that lost their lives because you were a complete and total train wreck over in Afghanistan.
The fact that they said absolutely nothing about Afghanistan tells you everything that you need to know.
Absolutely everything you need to know.
He didn't mention a lot of stuff.
He didn't mention, of course, inflation, gas prices.
He didn't mention Trump one time, which is amazing.
Well, it's because his entire...
The internal polls.
It's just horrible.
He's not doing anything well.
It's been a total disaster ever since that he's taken up the residence.
He has been a complete disaster and everybody knows it.
I'm surprised they were even able to write a word.
No wonder he had to slip in something about his son because he didn't have anything else to really talk about.
He got it wrong on so many accounts.
And then you had Vodka Nancy.
I mean, what was her deal?
She's drunk again.
What?
Constantly.
You can't say three words without stuttering one.
Okay.
All of them.
I would have to say I agree with this meme because that is what she was probably doing this entire time.
And then she stood up and did that creepy thing with her hands.
Yeah.
It was like Peter Stroke.
Creepy.
Oh my gosh.
I mean...
Remember when Peter Stroke did that weird, whatever the hell that was, like serial killer thing he did?
Yes, that snake look.
I remember that, where he just did that, ooh, and he almost looked like a demon.
He really did.
Same situation.
And not only that, she did it when he was talking about the toxic smoke, right?
And so she gets excited about that.
What's her problem?
What does that have to do with the State of the Union?
At all.
Okay, we're talking about the State of the Union, so let's talk about how to build a hammock.
Why don't you talk about anything besides the State of the Union when the State of the Union sucks?
Right.
How come he never talks about his son that's still alive?
Wow.
Or his daughter?
You know the answer to that.
His daughter ain't no better than Hunter, trust me.
That's it.
That's it.
Look, they're a trash family.
They're corrupt.
They're trash.
They're garbage.
Can't stand them.
They're a crime family.
Look at Hunter.
I mean, that's why his children come out.
It's funny.
Everything they say about Don Jr.
and Eric is exactly what Hunter really is.
And they're not.
It's true.
Every single thing.
Uh-huh.
It's really amazing.
You can see the difference completely in character.
All of President Trump's children turned out so well.
They're so dignified, so well-spoken.
They call things spade to spade.
They are just down to earth.
And then you've got all of this going on.
You've got a crackhead on her, Parmesan cheese crack.
Right.
Yeah.
And think about this.
At the time, you're either the senator, I don't know when it was filmed, but probably while he was vice president.
So just think about this mindset.
Your dad's the vice president, and you're getting hookers every night and smoking crack, and you cannot not film yourself doing the whole damn thing every time you do it.
What kind of a dumbass is this?
It is really bad.
And he was getting paid $4 million a year, people.
Over for a no-show job.
That means they give it to him and he don't have to show.
And that's Ukraine, the most sainted country in history now.
The most clean, pure-driven, 100% democracy, government, and history.
That's what they're trying to tell us.
That's what they're trying to tell us.
Man, their government's so dirty.
Their government's so dirty, it's not even funny.
Well, it's a reflection of...
They've got a lot of secrets, so...
Oh, they absolutely do.
And that's what they don't want you to hear about.
And that's really what they're trying to cover up here because...
And they want to use it as their playground in order to get away with some of this stuff.
But here is the part that everybody has been cringing over.
Okay, I thought the last State of the Union was unbelievable because President Trump you had up there...
And then you had Nancy Piccolosi who tore up his speech, tore up all the things that he was talking about.
Now, that includes people that served our country that also died.
Apparently, the Democrat Party really have no respect for anybody that has given up their lives or their family that has given up their loved one to serve this country because it's happened again and again and again where they don't acknowledge that sacrifice.
In fact, it happens again and again when we go off to war.
They're leaving Americans behind.
That's the issue here.
They don't care.
And the Republicans are doing nothing to pound that down.
That's why I was so happy with Lawrence.
Who do they got as a spokesman?
McConnell, who's the backstabbing.
Oh, gosh.
I mean, imagine how, you know, whatever a great spokesman he is, he's the opposite, whatever that is.
I mean, he just...
Kevin MacArthur's pathetic.
You got all these McCarthy's and Romney's.
It might as well be Gavin Newsom.
They're all slick daddy, slick back hair, little rich kid politicians, man.
I mean, they're just lifetime politicians, slimeballs.
Who's speaking for the Republican Party?
Lindsey Graham, who gets elected and backstabs everybody the day he does it, every single time.
Just a total scumbag.
I mean, they don't have no leader without Trump.
They don't.
They really don't.
And that's why I was really thrilled.
I know that she got a lot of pushback.
There was a lot of blowback.
But my gosh, I was so glad that she did it when all the cameras were there because no one is listening.
The mainstream media is ignoring the fact and would have ignored it today had she not have called him out on what he was doing.
This is what everybody is upset about.
Check this out.
Horror.
And they come home, many of the world's fittest and best-trained warriors in the world.
Never the same.
Headaches, numbness, dizziness.
A cancer that would put them in a flag-draged coffin.
I know.
One of those Thirteen of them.
Thirteen of them.
That's right.
He just says one of those was his son, which is the biggest lie I've ever heard in my life.
He was not overseas.
He did not get killed in action.
That's right.
It's true.
It's 100% true.
But not only that...
She said, and thank God, that was so awesome.
Yeah, 13 of them, buddy.
That's right.
She absolutely said it, and rightfully so.
Because here's the thing.
They are never going to cover that.
The lamestream media...
They're not going to cover it at all.
Not in any capacity.
It's kind of like when we were saying, I hope that the trucker's convoy goes to the Super Bowl because then they will get the attention that the Lame Street is trying to cover up because they don't want to cover this stuff.
They don't want to show that Biden is the least popular president of our time, probably our lifetime ever.
You just can't do any more damage to the sky.
Probably in history.
Yeah, probably in history.
This is how desperate the press is right now.
CBS put out a poll after it.
Remember yesterday, and I tweeted, they're going to say whatever they can do to act like it was this great speech.
So CBS puts over a poll that over 50% approval for the State of the Union.
And here's the sample.
49% Democrats, 28% Independents, and 21% Republicans were polled.
Unbelievable.
And that's just to get him over the hump at 51%.
And it was just chaotic.
It was so, so bad.
And then you had Pig Losey who was sitting there.
I don't know what her deal was, but her toxic smoke thing really took the cake.
Look at this.
Toxic smoke?
And she does that?
I'm sorry.
I call her, she looks like the Joker on meth.
She's happy what she looks like.
She is.
That's exactly what she is, too.
I mean, this really is so telling.
Remember, the day before yesterday, if you didn't mask, you're all going to die.
He wore a mask the day before yesterday.
Stumbling across by himself, the White House lawn, barely walking.
He wore a mask like Darth Vader.
And today he's out there head-bumping women, head-bumping, you know, putting his bad cream of wheat breath in their face.
I mean, it's amazing what we witnessed.
And why would that woman take that?
Why would you let somebody do that to you?
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
If someone did that to me, like I said, I would either do a backbend or I would back right on out of the entire situation midstream.
Who wants an old man's breath in your face?
His breath probably smells like cheese grits.
At least.
At least.
God, he's just gross.
I mean, you know what he smells like?
He probably smells like medication because they've got him all hyped up on all that stuff, right?
Yeah.
I mean, he can't even get a clear thought put together.
But I loved that you already started.
Mothballs and Bengay, is that what you're saying?
Yes.
Smells like mothballs and Bengay.
I love how you went straight into DeSantis.
And DeSantis, look at the completely different attitude.
Governor DeSantis annoyed with USF students.
You do not have to wear those masks.
Please take them off.
Honestly, it's not doing anything.
We got to stop this COVID theater.
So if you want to wear it, fine.
But this is ridiculous.
And you see them all start starting to take off their masks.
I'm glad to see that.
It's good to be at USF. Here he is.
That man is going to be president one day.
Yeah.
No question.
Yeah, take the mask off.
I mean, they took away your face.
They took away your smile.
They took away your expressions for two years for no reason.
It's bullshit.
I mean, and look at what's happening.
I mean, man, I'm telling you, these vaccines, some of the stuff that's happening to all these people now, you're talking about a cover-up, and I mean, you don't have to look far.
There's a page on here, I wish I could find it, that she only...
It's really popular.
I can't believe they haven't banned it yet, but she just has people say what happened to them with the vaccine.
And she's, I mean, it's about 26,000 now on their horror stories.
Oh, I'm sure.
It's gotten so bad.
And the thing about it is, all of the information is coming out, so they're distracting us with all this other stuff.
Okay, great, because they don't want you to know how it's really going.
In fact, a very good friend of mine sent me something yesterday.
And it is happening.
Syndexia.
And then she said, while you were distracted by the Russian invasion, the UK government released a report confirming the fully vaccinated now account for nine in every 10 COVID-19 deaths in England.
So these reports that they certainly did not want you to see, it's they're coming out and It's really telling.
I mean, all of it.
And I just can't wait to see what else they're going to find out because they've been trying to cover up this stuff.
Remember, they didn't want you to find out anything for I don't know how many years.
Right?
So we're all dead?
Yeah, and they say like, well, in Europe, they're like, well, don't get an AIDS test right now because you'll test positive because...
8 million of our tests, or 10 million of them, if you get them, it'll say you got AIDS, but you don't really have AIDS. So 5 million people go get it, and it says you have AIDS. And then all the tests are just faulty because of something in the vaccine.
And people don't like, wait a minute, I'm going to test positive for AIDS if I go get an AIDS test right now?
And that's happening.
This isn't Alex Jones or, you know, saying this stuff.
I mean, this is happening.
I mean, the reports are out.
These are the, I mean, the health ministries for these countries puts out this information.
That's it.
I mean, it's the guy that Dr.
Maloney says all the time, you know, it can kill your, you know, it's AIDS is an autoimmune disease.
And that's what this thing's doing.
It's taking away your immunity to everything.
Except a coronavirus with a 99.9% thing.
It don't even work on that.
My God.
It is really telling, though, that they did not want you to have any reports at all.
They just had to release it.
They just snuck this one out because they don't want you talking about it.
You took them before these reports were out.
I mean, they have a coronavirus.
It's 99%.
They come out with a vaccine in like months.
It's not tested, not even approved by the FDA, and you're going to go there and just give them your arm, and they won't even tell you what in it.
And if something happens to you and you die on the spot, you can't even sue them.
I don't understand people that did that.
I don't.
I say half the people in my family took it, half didn't.
Every single one that took it, though, every single one is not taking any boosters or never getting another one.
I'll tell you that.
Oh my gosh.
Why would they?
They're never.
We're learning.
I mean, seriously.
And when are they going to end?
Remember, the ultimate goal here is to make sure that we get injected once a year.
I'm not doing it.
Uh-uh.
I'm not even thinking about it.
If it was Ebola and 70% of the people were dying in the street, I'd get one in five minutes.
That's right.
But I don't know what's in it.
Tell me what's in it.
If it's so great, why did you hide?
They want to hide the results of the bad effects of this vaccine until 2075, when everybody that's listening to this, most of you are going to be dead.
That's right.
Why would they do that if it worked?
If it worked, let's put out the information and show everybody.
Look, we just got this great study.
It's like, yeah, sure, eight people died of a billion, but that's not what happened.
They're just like, we can't show everybody.
It's good luck!
It's really incredible and I do have the report which I will drop in for everybody so that you all have it and drop it into the chat room but it is it has been released it's 35 pages a lot of stuff that it's all over the place but but honestly we're getting the information out because we have to I cannot tell you how many knock down drag out fights I've had with people over this vaccination And I always go back to my body, my choice.
Ask them what's in it.
Right.
They made that.
Just ask them what's in it.
Yeah.
If they're for it and say, well, what's in it?
You put it in your body, what's in it?
And they're like, well, the government said, well, you know, the government's never lied to you in your life.
Just say what's in it.
And then ask them the next question.
Say, what drugs does it, you know, if you're taking any other medications, what are the side effects of those two together?
And then, duh.
Yeah.
There's nothing.
I know.
It's like a blank stare.
Yeah.
When you get in a fight with some of these people, and I don't hang out with liberals anymore, instead of just like arguing and getting mad, just ask them logical questions and make them not be able to answer them over and over and over.
And don't even act like you're taking a side out, like you're a neutral, just a mediator.
And then that's what always gets them.
It's like, oh, you like the vaccine?
Yeah, well, what's in it?
Yeah.
They don't even tell you what's in it.
Nobody knows.
Ask Joe Biden what's in the vaccine.
He doesn't know either.
Cricket sounds.
Ask Dr.
Fauci what's in the vaccine.
Cricket sounds.
Guarantee it.
What's in it?
It's frightening.
But the thing about it is I like that.
I play dumb with them.
Because I do have friends that are liberals.
And I love to just have them explain to me what they're saying.
And I like to say, okay, so explain to me why you are so confident that everybody in the United States...
I mean everybody.
Meaning that you don't know what their medical history is.
You just want them to give up their arm.
You don't know what medications they're on.
You don't know any of these things, their age, their family history, nothing.
But explain to me how come it is imperative that we all get vaccinated regardless of any of that information, which if you were going in even for a flu, you would have to disclose to your doctor because you don't know how your body is going to react.
To medications, like I said, or any of the family history stuff or anything that you've ever experienced in the past.
Any history.
I had a heart attack last week.
Still get it.
I had a stroke and had five surgeries in the last year.
They don't ask you stuff like that.
Everybody's a different individual.
That's why they study these things for 9, 10, 12 years before they put them out.
Always, before they approve them, it's always 8 to 12 years before they put out this stuff.
Not 8 months.
Definitely.
And it didn't matter to me that Trump was pushing.
I didn't care.
I'm not going to just...
I'm going to ask questions.
The first thing I ask is...
And then you got to ask...
Even with all these side effects, is it worth it?
What's it doing?
The only thing they say now...
I mean, let's face it.
The people who are vaccinated are getting it just as much, dying just as much.
Everything they say is a lie about it.
Everything they say is a lie about it.
And then ask them this.
Keep asking them questions.
What other vaccines have you taken four in one year?
And just...
And they're like, well, you got polio vaccine.
Yeah, well, I was four years old.
I didn't have a choice.
Plus, it was deadly.
It didn't have a 99.9%.
If you got it, it didn't mess you up.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Just keep asking questions.
They won't have any answers.
They don't have any answers.
None.
They won't have any answers.
I get nothing but blank stares when I ask them why it's important for me personally when you know nothing about my history.
And I don't do it in an ugly way.
I do it in a way like, okay, but you don't know the condition of my parents or what I've had in the past or what medications I'm on.
How does that make sense?
And same thing for you.
They don't know about you.
They don't know what your family history is.
They don't know what medications you're on.
Were you even asked?
Or did they just basically have a nurse come out and say, let me give you the jab?
Without knowing any of that.
They're giving it to you at CVX Pharmacy.
I'm at the pharmacies, yes, exactly.
Yeah.
Ask them.
I mean, you can just keep asking them.
You can ask them, hey, do you feel like the vaccine works?
And they go, of course it does.
And so why are you worried about anybody else getting vaccinated?
You're perfectly safe.
That's right.
You don't need to worry about them.
Why are you worried about everybody else then?
You just said it works.
You have the vaccine.
You're safe.
So quit buttoning everybody's business.
It's true, too.
The reason they don't want everybody to get it is because they know they don't work.
That's it.
It's not working.
I mean, how many times have we seen this year a famous politician say, I got three, I'm jabbed three times.
Thank God I had it because I just got COVID. Right.
They said specifically, they said it had a 96 to 99% effective rate.
And then they called it an exit ramp.
They said, yeah, you will not.
Here comes dumbass Fauci.
Yeah, it's an exit ramp to the virus.
You take it and you're off the ramp and you're off of everything.
No more masks, no more of this.
You're just done.
The virus is dead.
Over and over and over.
Two months later, well, you know, I mean, there's films of them saying 96%, 90, 80, 40, 30, 20.
Right.
The study just came out yesterday that in five years old, what was it?
4% effective?
Yeah.
I got it right here.
Hold on a minute.
Let me scroll down.
I mean, but that's what they're doing.
And the thing about it is they're not even taking these vaccinations.
You know that they were exempt from all of this.
They're not taking any of this crap.
They're lying.
Not one thing.
Not one thing at all.
In fact, I thought this, while you're looking for that, I'm going to go ahead and play what Lauren Boebert, since she's on everybody's mind and in our hearts, too, after last night's affair, what she said afterwards.
Check this out.
Hey everyone, the State of the Union is over and we no longer have to socially distance because science.
You know, they wanted us all spaced out all throughout the house.
Well, heretical science has won again.
Isn't that wild?
I love her and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Isn't she great?
I know.
They're perfect.
They are just great at what they do.
And they were doing what the Republicans on our side did not want them to do.
And they were our heroes last night, in my opinion.
But it looks like, guess who we have?
We have got Laverne Spicer who's coming in to join us right now.
Let's wait and get her all set up.
Let me see here.
Let me get her.
All right, this is great.
I cannot wait to talk to Laverne.
If you have not talked to her before, you're in for a real treat because we're going to want to hear all about what she is up to.
Laverne, are you there?
Yes, I am.
Oh, it is.
Oh, yeah.
You're in the litter box.
You're in the litter box, Laverne.
How are you?
I am fine.
Can y'all see me?
Yes, ma'am.
I can see you.
Oh, okay.
Now.
Can you see yourself?
I'm in the litter box.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Smelling good.
Smelling good in here.
Oh my gosh.
So you are running for office.
Tell us a little background.
I've spoken to you a couple of times before, and so I've gotten to a real great history on you.
And honestly, I am so excited about all the things that you do in your community and all the outreach and all the services that you provide.
Why don't you let everybody know before we go into what you're doing politically, just give them a little background on yourself.
Okay.
Well, I'm a small business owner and over 20 plus years ago, more than that, been involved with my community.
I started a food bank and it was all about my mentors and the way she loved and provided for the community.
And she was always a giver.
She always fought for those that didn't know how to fight for themselves.
And I just wanted to carry on with her legacy after she died.
And so what we do, we give our food to people that are in need.
We help them find jobs.
We walk them through that 1-800 process if they're homeless.
We help them with every need in their life, whatever it is and how we can help them.
That's what we do.
Tuesday through Friday, we give our food.
Box food as well as hot meals to people in the community that are in need.
Also clothing.
If they going for a job interview, we'll give them clothing so they could go and hopefully get the job.
And that's what we are.
We are one-stop shop, and we just try to meet them where their needs are.
And for our seniors, we give out food, but we also go to their buildings and take them food as well.
You're awesome.
You are.
Absolutely wonderful what you are doing.
We love you.
We do.
We are huge supporters of yours.
And I will tell you one thing.
That ad that you just put out, which I'm going to play for our audience.
We played it without you on the show because we were floored by it.
But my goodness, you just knocked it out of the park.
So I'm going to play it again for everyone, if that's okay with you.
Yes, it is.
All right, here we go, Laverne.
This is a great act.
Pay attention, Republicans.
This is how you do that.
You have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, and you ain't black.
It don't have nothing to do with Trump.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Hi, I'm Laverne Spicer, and I'm running for Congress right here in South Florida.
I put the spice in Spicer, whether in the hood or the house.
America was founded on we the people being in charge of our own destinies, not big government.
Joe Biden said, black folks don't know how to use the internet.
Well, this is my phone.
It's connected to the internet.
He should read my Twitter feed, and I got plenty to say about him.
He even had the nerve to say that if black people didn't vote for him, they weren't black enough.
I didn't vote for you, Joe Biden, last time I checked, and I'm still here as black as I've ever been before.
Have a seat on that one.
I worked my way up and out of poverty by becoming a proud, independent businesswoman.
And I lifted my community up along the way.
For the last 20 years, I've been feeding the people that the Democrats let starve.
And we provide food for over 5,000 families a month.
So we have become one of South Florida's largest food banks.
We feed them real food and not broken promises.
White, black, straight, gay, Republicans or Democrats, it does not matter.
If they need food, we do not turn anybody away.
Ms.
Laverne right here, she's an amazing woman.
She looks out for the kids, she has kids clothing.
Like, you name it, this lady has done it for us.
Yes, I'm a Republican.
And all that means is that I don't think the government should be running our lives.
I think we should be doing that.
An 80-year-old white man who has been in government his whole entire life does not know what's best for our community.
We do!
We need to create generational wealth Get crime out of our communities and give our children the skills to thrive.
An America unified can never be divided.
So we must come together to create a better future for all Americans.
It's time we start voting for self-serving politicians who can't relate to us.
I'm here to tell government, do not touch our guns, our children, and our God-given rights.
Congress better get ready for a real woman who will tell it like it is and never stop fighting for the American people.
That was so awesome.
Chills, you are just amazing.
And you know what?
I don't think anybody said it better.
You are fighting for the people.
You're one of them.
And you're doing that every single day in your community.
How do we help get this message out so we can get you a spot in Congress?
What do we need to do?
Well, we need to keep retweeting that video to get the word out.
I need people to donate to my campaign because you cannot win it.
You cannot win it without the money.
It's a lot of work.
And a lot of times, especially in my district so far, it's a lot of precincts.
I think it's like over 700 precincts.
So, of course, I need volunteers, people to help work, people to help make phone calls, they help knock on doors, and everything else.
Does the Republican Party give you any help, or do you have to do everything by yourself?
Right now, I'm kind of like the Lone Ranger, but that's not stopping me.
These are the people you have to support.
I mean, you got the Republican Party right now.
They're giving money to Liz Cheney.
This is how insane they are.
They're insane.
That in itself speaks volumes because she's one of the biggest rhinos it is.
So why are you supporting the rhinos against?
Against people that are out here that are running, that are fighters, grassroots campaign, and we are making that happen.
And the thing is, the rhinos in Congress are not supporting us.
They're not even fighting for what we stand for.
They're signing with the socialist, democratic, demonic party.
The old Bush Republican Mitch McConnells and Gramnesty and Mitt Romney, they're over.
Nobody cares about that anymore.
The old neocon warmonger Republican Party, they're done.
It's American first now.
Get out of the way.
That's it.
That's absolutely it.
And what I would encourage people to do, and it's because of where I live.
I live in Hollywood, California, okay?
My representative is Adam Schiff, all right?
So my work here...
Oh, boy.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so I'm going to go ahead and unload on everyone right now.
So I've got a lot of bad people running California, as you all know.
And so what I've decided to do to make my voice heard is I'm no longer donating to the Republican Party.
I don't even, I cease to even see that they exist, at least in my state.
So candidates like Laverne Spicer, you can donate directly to her.
You can tweet on her behalf.
You can join her campaign.
You see California and New York doing that all across the nation with all these other campaigns.
Take a page out of the Democrat playbook and do the exact same thing.
Whether she is representing your district or not, she needs your help.
And you can help her.
We need more of her in Congress.
We do.
And that's the only way I can fight back.
Right.
Real people.
Real people that, like you said, live among the community.
They know what's happening.
They know everything we need on the streets.
Real people that live in real houses.
Not these lifetime politicians, little rich kids that were born with a silver spoon up their mouth.
They spend their whole lives in the Senate or Congress.
We've got to get these people out and get some real people in there.
And Laverne is that.
And you're right.
You're absolutely right.
That's part of the problem.
We're getting people from the suburbs that don't have any type of connection with the community, afraid to speak out and afraid to fight.
So we need warriors in place that will stand up And fight for the Constitution of the United States and protect the system on which all our values were built on by the founding fathers of this country.
Absolutely.
So how are we going to wake up people that will be actually casting the votes in your area?
What are you doing to...
She's got a tough district.
You do have a really tough district.
It's a tough district.
Yeah, you know, I have a tough district.
My district is mostly blue.
But the only thing that made the difference is the fact that I've already been helping them.
So many of them already know who I am.
They know the work that I do.
They know what I stand for.
The problem is that they've been so brainwashed by the Democratic Party that every year they just continue to vote for them.
So it's really hard to penetrate And to change their mindset.
But many of them, as you will see, when you look at my race, even last year when I ran, I got over 59,000 votes, which is unheard of, especially for me as a conservative.
That was really huge because, you know, many of them always vote the same way.
So nobody ever got 59,000 votes running against Frederica.
Nobody.
And we also matched her in donations for this quarter.
So that's huge also.
So we just need more support.
I think we have to continue to talk to the people because they all understand what the problem is.
I was talking to a senior this morning.
She said, well, you know, our leadership Doesn't do anything to support the seniors.
I said, yeah, you just said it yourself, but you all continue to vote and support them, but they're not supporting you guys.
So you need to change that.
So I think it's just about having a conversation.
And letting them say it, and then come back and say, once again, why do y'all keep voting for them when they're not supporting you guys?
They don't help you.
You only see them during election time.
Once they're in office, they do not answer your calls, emails, texts, anything.
So, why keep voting and supporting someone that is so disconnected from their constituents and really do not care?
We gotta get you in there.
We so gotta get you in there somehow.
And you know I'll help.
You know I'll repost your stuff on Cat Turd, so...
I'm always glad to help.
When you contact me or you want to DM or something, just let me know.
Okay.
And I thank you so much for that, Cat Turr.
You know you're my hero.
That should be on your next ad.
Cat Turr's my hero.
It's really wonderful, though, the work that you're doing, because regardless politically, you do this and have been doing this for years.
This is not just something that you just said, oh, okay, I'm going to do this because I'm going to be running for office.
No, you take great pride in your community.
You're very much involved in it.
You want it to be successful.
You want to help people.
That is really what people generally start, I would think, when they have political aspirations.
That's where they say, okay, well, I need to start proving all of that.
You did that before you decided to run.
This is just in your nature.
Yeah, it's in my nature.
It's in my heart.
It's ministry.
It's actually ministry.
And if God don't give you the hard for it, you can't do it.
And if he's not in the midst, your business will not survive.
And when I started this, I started it out of my own pocket for many, many years.
I funded my own program.
And not because I'm rich.
I did it because I have the heart.
And I saw people struggling in my district, eating out of the trash can.
I saw, which I still see, people that are homeless sleeping in the streets.
Many of them are veterans.
No veteran in America should be homeless sleeping in the streets.
And the politicians have the ability to do something about it, but they don't because they don't care.
So that's the reason, once again, why we need to start electing people that's willing to fight and have the heart and really care about people.
Because when they become so detached from their community, they don't care.
When they go to office, they go to fight for their own self, their family, their friends, and in their circles.
And that's the problem.
If you're not in their circles, these people that are not in their circles are falling through the cracks of society.
And right now what we are seeing is the failed effects of electing the wrong people to office.
They get up there and they split $4.5 trillion a year.
Now a trillion is $1,000.
A trillion is a thousand billion or a million millions.
That's how much money that is.
And all they do is the Republicans are in for a while and they give it to their friends and they say, okay, the Democrats are going to be in.
They give it to all their friends.
They give them all the good jobs, all the good contracts.
It's all just a big Bernie Madoff slush fund up there.
It's a Ponzi scheme.
And it's like, you're down there feeding the homeless right now.
And she's, you know, she's doing something.
And what are they doing up in Washington?
They're trying to approve $6.5 billion to send to Ukraine right now.
And she's sitting down there in Miami with people eating out of garbage cans.
It's screwed up.
Absolutely.
And sleeping on the bus stops.
That is really screwed up.
Especially when we look at places like California where you have skid row and all you see is the tents lined up in the street with homeless people lined up in the streets.
You know, when we look at that type of place, like you say, they have trillions and trillions of dollars to send to these other countries all around the world.
But what happened to taking care of home first?
What happened to that?
We're building every country better, except for home base.
And that needs to stop.
That needs to change.
And we got Republicans the same way.
You know, I'm the hardest on the Republicans as a Democrat, because I'm trying to change the country for the better.
And if you want to donate, everyone, this is the perfect candidate to donate to.
Don't ever give to the Republican Party.
They're going to take your check and send it to Liz Cheney, who hates you.
It's exactly what they're going to do, I promise you.
So, you know, donate.
We've got to get people like this in.
This is the perfect congresswoman, congressman, whatever you say to Congress.
But...
What do you say for a woman?
Congresswoman or representative.
Representative.
That's easy.
But yeah, I mean, she's already doing what their job really is, is to help the community.
And as soon as they get elected, no matter what they say, they go up to Washington and they live in Washington.
Live in your community.
They should go to Washington as little as they have to.
Go back to the community.
Talk to the people.
You're already doing that.
You're already the perfect representative for your district.
Already.
Done.
Well, and that's the thing.
That's the thing.
You're representing the people.
That's what you're supposed to do.
You're doing it now.
You're helping people in your area.
I can tell you right now, from experience, I have left the Republican Party because there ceased to be one here in California.
So there's no point in me even being a party to it.
When we tried to recall our governor, they didn't even stand behind a candidate.
Okay?
And they can...
My state is lost.
So I can at least be active in other states.
I refer to myself as an American and as a constitutionalist.
So that puts me in the Republican field.
However, I will tell you, the rhinos turn me off something major.
I cannot stand what's going on in Washington, D.C. As long as we have people like McConnell and Kevin McCarthy, who's a Californian as well, up there as the face of the Republican Party, they don't have much of a chance either.
Just not attractive in anybody's view.
So when you have the difference between one and the other, the only thing that we have left to do is change it from within.
We've got to rebuild the party, and you are the perfect person that can do that.
You would represent your community.
You're already doing so beautifully.
So you're running against Frederica and the cowboy hat lady, for those of you that don't know.
That's the only thing you know her by.
If she takes off the cowboy hat, you'd have no idea who she was.
But that's who you're running against.
Now, what does she have to offer that you're going to double or you're going to double down on and do more of?
Nothing.
What I would like to do is help these business owners that are suffering.
You know, especially last year, many businesses that were not considered to be an essential business were closed for like three or four months.
And during that time, of course, the rent was still due.
You still had to pay your insurance and everything else.
And many people have not been able to recoup from being closed during that time.
So people are still, businesses are still facing hardship.
And with those funds, we can also put up dollars to help businesses that are struggling, you know, recoup their losses.
Many of them did not receive any PPP dollars or SBA funds or any type of funding like that.
And we can also help people that are interested In becoming business owners.
Because once you help your local business owner, they in return will hire from the community which helps to strengthen the community and it also helps to keep the money rolling in the community where it can turn over several times.
Isn't it funny that during the pandemic, they opened up every big business.
So you were safe with COVID if you go to Walmart or Kmart or Target or Home Depot and Lowe's and all these billion.
And what did these billion dollar industries do?
They donate to the people in Washington, D.C.
They're not going to close them.
And how many people can fit in these stores?
Thousands.
And so the mom and pop business that has six tables and just a little joint in the community, they closed them down and let them open.
The whole thing was a scam from the beginning.
It was a scam, and it was a setup, and it was a scam that caused people to lose their businesses, their house, their homes, and everything else, and it destroyed families.
So, you know, they always find time to play with our lives.
So that needs to stop.
Yeah, and not one politician that caused all these lockdowns, that closed all these businesses by decree, which is illegal as hell anyway, not one of them missed a paycheck this whole time.
None of them.
None of them.
You know, and it's just amazing how Washington, D.C. finds plenty of time to play games and stuff with our lives, and they create rules that they are exempt from, such as with their jail.
They were exempt from taking a jab, but was trying to make it mandatory for everybody else to take it.
Yeah.
Well, I never wore a mask, and I'm not getting jabs, so that's where I stand.
That's where I am.
I am with you as well.
So let's get to the nitty-gritty.
What did you think of last night's, we called it the slur of the union.
That's what Cat Turd named the show yesterday.
What did you think of that?
What was your take?
I think it was a big joke.
You know, I think Biden himself is a joke.
I don't even...
It's just...
What's the point?
There's no words.
It's hard to even describe how bad it is.
It's so bad there's not a word for it.
Exactly.
No words to describe it.
He can't complete the sentence.
He said that they're surrounding the Iranians.
I mean, he stumbled and mumbled and lost his train of thought.
He doesn't even know what planet he's on.
How much longer can they put this brain-dead basement dummy up there?
Well, I didn't see nobody that was really excited about it other than Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris.
She was drunk.
That's why.
That would explain it.
Oh my gosh.
You know what it really reminded me of?
You know what it reminded me of?
It reminded me of one of these Hollywood award shows where they just go to pat themselves on the back.
It's all for the show.
It's just political theater.
That's all it is.
And we're supposed to buy it just because they're saying it and just because the lamestream media is covering it.
And I will say, the things that, like Kat was saying a little earlier, the things that they left out of the speech...
Was what people should be talking about on the Republican side of the aisle.
The things that they did not discuss.
Afghanistan, those soldiers, inflation.
What are you actually going to do?
What are you going to do for Americans?
Why are we talking about Beau, your son that unfortunately passed from cancer?
It's horrible and all, but you're there to talk about Americans.
Did you see him creep out again on another woman after this thing?
He didn't creep out.
He did his creepy thing again.
He can't help himself.
He cannot keep his creepy hands off children and face off women.
He can't do it.
He cannot stop.
And if he's doing that on camera, what's he doing off the cameras?
That's true.
Did you see that?
Especially when he's sniffing kids on camera.
I think that is just unbelievable.
That's what I was saying earlier.
What normal person, and there's a child, you don't even know the child, it's somebody's child, and you're 80 years old, and you reach down, and you're rubbing their shoulders, and you put your face against their face and your mouth one quarter inch from their ear and talk to them.
Man, that's creepy.
And even some of the kids are looking at them like, what in the hell are you doing?
he is so bad just so you can see it this is the picture that cat turd is referring to and this is right during the state of the union this is he puts his head against this woman's head right here this is play it my gosh here we go Look at that.
Is he sniffing again?
He put his nose against your hair.
I mean, against it.
He's the president of the United States.
He must have a hair fetish or something.
He likes to smell people's hair to see what it smells like, I guess.
I don't know.
Well, weren't they supposed to be practicing social distancing?
I mean, seriously.
Yesterday, he looked like a corpse trying to get across the lawn of the White House with a mask the size of Darth Vader.
And today, he's head-butting women like a billy goat.
Oh, my!
And you know, once again, that just goes to show the two separate rules.
They have rules for us to abide by and rules that they follow.
And they are two different sets.
That's it.
Because I didn't see anyone practicing social distance.
No, not at all.
Especially not him with his sniffing selfies.
Well, I mean, think about this.
I said this earlier, but just think about, okay, you're at a bar.
Just say you're at a bar or something, just for an example, and then some guy comes up to talk to you, and he bends over, and he sticks his head against your head, completely against it, and starts sniffing your hair.
What the hell would you do, man?
I mean, where I come from, you get slapped for that.
We got a problem.
Somebody's going to get stuck somewhere.
Yeah, this is my bubble.
This is your bubble.
Get out of my bubble.
This is my bubble.
That's really, really scary.
Especially when they've been beating that drum.
He can't stop it.
That's the thing.
He cannot stop himself from doing it.
My gosh.
He's called a habit.
Yes.
And he's a very sick individual.
I mean, there's some real problems with him, but they're just showing up more and more and more.
I don't see how he can make it through four years.
I really do not.
I honestly don't see that happening.
But just to show you, this was something that I found on Il Donaldo Trumpo's page.
This was with President Trump.
Here's a picture of that, right?
This is the State of the Union.
This is the slur of the union.
You can see how people had to be social distancing and everything else.
It's a huge difference than what we're used to seeing.
They had to sit at least six feet apart.
Of course, Lauren Boebert came out with a video that we played right before you came on the show.
Where she was saying, okay, all those rules are out the door.
We are no longer having to do that.
That was just for show.
That is because they want to control you.
They would love nothing more for all of us, our children, our family members, everyone, to have masks on and gag orders forever.
They don't want us to speak.
They don't want us to associate with one another.
They don't want us to worship together.
They don't want us to congregate in any way, shape or form.
And they want us to wear a mask and continue to pay their salaries.
Right?
That's our job.
We're slaves, essentially.
Right, that's our job.
But everybody isn't drinking from their cup of Kool-Aid.
That's it.
That's it.
I don't know if it was in Nancy Pelosi's Kool-Aid.
I think it was some of that Russian vodka they were trying to pour out.
Oh my gosh.
They need to make that one end of her gavel.
They need to make one of her like a breathalyzer where she has to like grab the gavel and you have to blow in it in order to be the speaker of the house like when you have to start your car for a DUI first.
She has to blow the end of the gavel and if you don't blow.08...
If you don't blow a.08, then she gets to be speaker that day.
Oh, Catherine, I think you got it.
I think you're on to something big here.
Yes.
She can't speak.
She has to be removed if she doesn't pass the breathalyzer.
Actually, I think a lot of people have said in the past that they should have drug tests, right?
Find out what's wrong with some of these people because they certainly don't act like any normal person in society.
They really don't.
Wondering what's wrong with all of them.
That's because they're not.
That's because they're not.
You know, I guess they feel like, you know, They are the elitists.
You know, they are above everyone else.
So that's how they feel and that's how they act.
Their laws and legislatives even support that fact.
You know, especially when you're talking about people like their four-pack, AOC, Ileana Omar, Rashida, and the other ones.
AOC goes to a glamour party with a $14,000 dress and all the quote-unquote help around her sitting there in masks, and she's not in a mask.
I mean, she don't care anything about poor people.
She is one of them.
She's an elitist snob, just like all of them.
She was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.
She's not from the hood in the Bronx.
It's all just a big lie.
Everybody knows it.
She was from an upscale community.
She's never had to work a day in her life.
She went to college.
You know, she probably barred dinner for five minutes.
But, I mean, how many millions is she worth now already?
Right.
And that's why term limits are so important.
That's really important.
They don't have the Mitch McConnells and Nancy Pelosi's.
Any of these people.
And the Senate, six years is too long, too.
They should change up to four.
Or two years for everybody.
Right.
Because if you're a bad sinner in there, man, it's almost a decade before you can get him out or her out.
It's true.
And that's where they're totally different people.
They're totally different people when they leave their communities and they go to Washington D. Sleazy.
And check this.
I didn't know if you knew this or not, but I looked into it one time.
But it's just like you're running for a local congressman and you have certain rules that you have to have before you can apply.
And one of them is you have to live in your state.
Supposed to.
Yes.
Stay in your district.
That's it, too.
And that is exactly.
That's what hurts us in so many ways, is that they get to Washington, D.C. I lost you there for a minute.
I saw that.
Yeah.
You blinked out.
But they'd leave their community.
The CIA. The CIA's getting me.
They could be.
They don't want me talking to Laverne.
They have weird things that happen on this show.
I mean, it's very odd.
When you watch one of our shows, you realize that Cat Turt is definitely not your normal.
All of a sudden, we have electrical problems.
We have technical problems.
We have all kinds of things that happen when he starts talking about things.
We had Marjorie Taylor Green on twice, and five minutes before we were supposed to go on some weird...
It was like we got hacked.
Yeah.
Both times.
Completely.
I love Margie Taylor Greene.
Isn't she great?
She is fierce and fearless.
She don't care.
She's another person like you.
She had her own business.
She's not rich.
She's just from Northwest Florida.
She got tired of it and ran and won.
She's just a person who owns a small business with a few employees.
We need more people like her to stay in there.
We need more people like you to get in there.
What I was saying earlier was if you're running for a state Like, if I wanted to be a state senator, I have to live here for three, four years in my state.
If you want to be a United States senator, you can live.
The day you register, you just have to live there.
So you have to live there one day.
And that's how we get Mitt Romney going to Utah, which you don't live.
Right.
And you know what I mean?
And running from Utah.
We got Liz Cheney running to Wyoming to get a spot.
You know she lives in D.C. That's how they're able to do it.
Well, he was chased out of California.
He really thought he had a shot here until they started taking the temperature of the state.
And they said, no way.
He's not even going to make it in California.
So they sent him over to Utah.
He was living in my parents' neighborhood in La Jolla.
No one could stand him.
And they said, okay, he doesn't belong here.
He's not going to win this seat.
So let's get him out.
I can't stand him.
Right.
No one does.
He's just...
Him and Gavin Newsom, they're just these slick...
I mean, if they could play Satan in a movie, Gavin Newsom or Mitt Romney could play Satan in a movie.
Easy.
Easy.
You know?
Well, American Psycho, right?
That Bateman, what was his name, Bateman in that movie, American Psycho?
Anyway, that's who Gavin Newsom is.
The thing about it is, you try to recall a cat like that, that clown, and what happens?
Well, you've got the Republican Party that ceased to exist and they go and they vote on the exact same machines and the exact same mail harvesting and everything else that won him the election to begin with.
You haven't fixed it.
It's already broken.
It's been proven to be broken.
How do you think just having a recall and with the millions of dollars that it costs in order to do so, that it's going to be any different the second time around if you haven't fixed the problem?
And you have a Republican Party that won't even back a candidate to replace him.
It's a wasted effort.
It's a wasted energy.
Do you know, Laverne, me and you're both from Florida, you know, in California this time for that recall election, you could print your own ballot.
If you have a printing machine at home, you just print it.
Wow.
I swear.
So the person with the most badass Xerox gets the most votes.
That's how he determined.
But, you know, that's also like here in Florida, dead people always show up for our elections to vote.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, there's no question.
It's awful.
And it was Patrick Bateman, by the way.
He's the one that played that in American Psycho.
But that's the governor.
He's just creepy, slimy, awful.
Just like Cat Turd says.
If you were to put a picture up there, it would be Gavin Newsom.
A greasy, slimy politician, it would be Gavin Newsom.
And that Satan smile.
He could be Satan in a movie.
He's Mr.
Scullin'.
We're going to have to get a meme for that one, too, I think, for sure, with him on it.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, Laverne Spicer, thank you so much for joining us today.
I want everybody to know how they can support us.
I'm going to give you the final words on the show.
Okay.
Everybody, you can follow me on social media.
I'm usually on Twitter, at Laverne Spicer.
My website is Laverne2022.com.
That's Laverne I'm also on Facebook, Instagram, follow me, donate to my campaign.
So, that's it.
And you can also reach me with my number, all my information on social media.
This is the perfect person to donate to.
If you want to donate to somebody, you're not going to give to the Republican Party.
This is a great person to donate to that really is a good person.
Well, and I also want to mention, because I am envious, that ever since I lost my account on Twitter, you have one of the best Twitter accounts as well.
You do not hold back, just like Cat Dirt.
There's no doubt that you two are just thick as thieves, because you both speak from the same language.
Yes!
And you have more fun tearing them up.
I just couldn't do it no other way.
I just couldn't do it no other way.
And I cannot imagine not fighting for my country right about now.
Because if you have a voice, now is the time to stand up and be heard and to fight for what you believe in.
Because we have people trying to suck our country Straight down the drain.
And it needs to stop.
Sooner the better.
Amen.
That's it too.
We need you there.
So we're going to support you all the way.
And whether we're going to get you in there or not, you've got a great audience here that want to see people just like yourself out there representing them and definitely having a seat at the table because you represent us.
Thank you so much.
We really appreciate you spending the day with us.
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