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WWIII - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 2/24/2022 - Ep. 27
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Today is Thursday, February 24th, 2022, episode number 27.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How you doing?
What's up?
It's World War III. Let's go.
My word.
So we are here.
Oh my gosh.
Man.
Yeah.
We're here.
That's what happens when you got weak dummies in charge.
That's exactly right.
You got the theater group from Harvard running the country.
This is what happens.
It's exactly what happens.
And it is scary as hell.
I know a lot of people have made reference about the fact if we had President Trump right now, then we would not be where we are right now.
And it's absolutely true.
And in fact, this meme that you put out there, I think this is pretty telling right here where you've got the Patriot movie.
And he's saying, now, when you had Obama in charge, and then you had four years of Trump, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Then you've got Biden with his eyes closed with a mask on.
Now.
Now go.
So you're going to see a lot of things that they held back when President Trump was in the White House, and it's all going to unfold.
How much longer can they keep this guy in office for real?
I mean, some of this shit he said today.
My God, number one, he's stumbling and bumbling and he's reading cue cards because he can't remember people's names.
I hate to laugh, but I don't care about these idiots.
Look, I don't want to be in Ukraine.
I don't want any troops over there.
I don't care if they take over the whole country.
I don't want any one troop over there.
Don't care.
This is what they always do.
They try to get you into some foreign war that completely breaks our country, and then they call you unpatriotic if you don't support their bullshit.
But I don't support them.
I don't support Democrats.
Democrats are destroying this country faster than Putin could ever destroy it from the inside.
I don't support the war.
I don't care.
And nobody's going to make me care.
They're not coming over here.
There's not going to be a nuclear war.
I mean, it's just ridiculous stuff.
And I'm not buying into it.
They're trying to get public trust right now.
They're going to start showing people blown up and bloody heads and bloody arms.
It's war.
You don't think we're doing that?
We're not bombing people all over the world right now?
I mean, we are.
Meanwhile, we have our own problems at home.
We absolutely...
We're not addressing.
That's right.
We're completely ignored.
We've got a wide-open southern border.
That's it, too.
That's what I'm worried about, the two million people coming across the border.
That's what I'm worried about.
I don't care about Ukraine at all.
That's right.
And those people that are coming here illegally can make up the difference to where you have Democrats in office forever, indefinitely, and then let's see if we have a country.
And then all the Democrats are now, Republicans need to stop supporting Putin and unite with us.
Number one, we're not supporting Putin.
He's a monster.
I can't stand him.
I'm not supporting him.
But I don't want our guys to go there and fight a war between them and Ukraine.
You think Ukraine's a democracy?
They jailed their political opponents.
The guy got in with a coup.
That's right.
They took all the people, the media off the air that was critical level.
I mean, they're rotten.
It's a puppet government for us.
That's what it is.
That's all it is.
I mean, Joe's going to protect them at all costs, the basement dummy, because his son, Mitt Romney's son, Nancy Pelosi's son, they all got $4 million a year sweetheart deals from their gas companies, no-show jobs.
So, you know, that's why they're like out there breathing hard.
No, God, we got to protect it.
We can't get our sons no-show jobs anymore.
So what Putin's going to do, he's going to take over the whole country.
He's going to go to the big cities.
He's going to run them out.
He don't want to do hand-to-hand combat with the people, you know, if they got guns.
He don't want to get into that.
He don't want to get into that war where you're fighting the citizens and all that.
I think he's going to go in.
He's going to surround cities.
I think he's going to try to get rid of the people there and then just put puppet, you know, people to run each city.
He's going to take our puppets out, put his puppets in.
That's right.
It's just a change of guard.
It's really no different.
Because when we talk about a monster, we have our own monster in Biden and his administration.
They are definitely monsters.
We see it every single day.
Every single time this cat talks, he says something.
Here you are.
I'm on your page right now.
WTF, no words, that's really going to give America some confidence.
25th Amendment time, you're calling for it here.
This is a clip.
Yeah, holy Moses, is Putin going to hit America with nukes?
Joe Biden says, I have no idea.
Okay, let's watch it.
It's craziness.
Get ready for a bunch of dumb, dumb slurring.
Cecilia Vega, ABC. Sir, sanctions clearly have not been enough to deter Vladimir Putin to this point.
What is going to stop him?
How and when does this end?
And do you see him trying to go beyond Ukraine?
And a second question I'll just give to you now.
This statement that he gave last night, the threat that he gave the West will face consequences greater than any you have faced in history.
Is he threatening a nuclear strike?
What's he smiling about?
I have no idea what he's threatening.
I know what he has done, number one.
Number two, no one expected the sanctions to prevent anything from happening.
Look, number two, let me read my notes.
And we have to show resolve.
He knows what's coming.
And so the people of Russia know what he's brought on him.
That's what this is all about.
This is going to take time.
It's not going to occur, he's going to say, oh my God, these sanctions are coming, I'm going to stand down.
He's going to test the resolve of the West to see if we stay together, and we will.
We will, and it will impose significant costs on him.
So, he's finished looking at the teleprompter.
He's reading the teleprompter.
He has no idea?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
I mean, are you feeling warm and fuzzy?
After that, he reads the teleprompter.
Right.
He knows the question's coming.
If somebody gives you a question and you read the teleprompter, you know the damn question's coming.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
Hey, and one other thing.
Hey, I pray for the people of Ukraine, and this is none of their fault.
I don't wish them bad, man.
I hate what they're going through.
I mean, it's a nightmare, and I pray for them.
And, you know, I feel for them.
And, you know, I don't want anything to happen to them.
I don't want anything to happen to all these places.
All these countries bomb.
I don't care if it's Iran or all the, you know, it's always the normal living poor people or the middle class.
It's the ones getting bombed.
You know what I mean?
So I feel for it.
I feel for all this stuff.
But war is going on in 80,000 different places right now all over this world.
And, you know, you can't fight a war with a country with this kind of brain-dead leader that's done nothing but, you know, the Democrat Party and them's done nothing but act like we're...
I mean, I tweeted today, I'm not going to unite with Democrats who've called me maggot, deplorable, uneducated, Nazi, Hitler, white supremacist, racist, domestic terrorist.
I'm not uniting with these people.
I don't care.
They've made their bed.
I'm not going to unite with them.
For what?
Now, if they were over here and they were like attacking our soul, I'd grab a gun myself and fight.
I would be so united.
But, you know, it's halfway across the world.
Let's face it.
This whole thing started because they want to get in NATO, and they're pushing to get in NATO, and the United States is pushing Ukraine to get in NATO, which means they're a NATO country.
We can protect them, which brings U.S. troops that we can deploy to the Russian border, and Russia's not going to have it.
All they have to do...
From the beginning, it's been going on for months and months and months.
It's just like, hey, we're not going to pursue going to NATO. Here's the ironic part about it.
They're winning them getting to NATO anyway.
So now Russia's taking over your whole country.
Are you going to get into NATO now?
I mean, sometimes you just got to, you know...
My word.
Get about the bullet.
I mean, this is just a bunch of rhetoric, and they didn't think he was going to go in there.
Oh, definitely not.
And he did.
And that's what's happening right now.
Definitely not.
They're shell-shocked.
They are.
They absolutely are.
Shell-shocked.
That is it, too.
And so is everybody else.
So is the stock market.
If you look at what's happening with it as a response to all of this, they honestly did not think that that would happen, that Putin would do it.
But He was aligning himself with China the entire time.
Now we're just bracing ourselves for the next shoe to drop, which is going to be Taiwan.
We know this.
You think China...
Look, guess who he had a meeting with today?
He had a meeting with Pakistan.
I mean, you start pulling Pakistan.
These people have populations so much bigger than ours.
I mean, ours in Europe put together, and so does China.
I mean, and China's got the number one economy in the world right now.
Not us.
We have nothing.
These dumbass Democrats shut our down, and then we got dumbass Biden in there trying to fire everybody and don't get three jabs that don't work.
I mean, you think I want to go to war with these brain-dead idiots up there and army leaders that care more about people's pronouns and diversity training than trying to, you know, have a fighting unit that can kill is what armies and navies, and that's what they're for.
So, no, I don't want any conflict until we can get rid of these people politically.
And put Trump back in there, somebody that's, you know, can have peace around the world again through strength.
It's the only way to do it.
It's the only way that it's going to work.
When you start looking with what has happened here, it's really frightening.
And the whole time, here they were just playing around the White House, right?
They wanted to have this whole culture war, right?
They wanted to divide Americans.
They wanted to play on all of these things that honestly did not matter one little tiny bit.
I don't know if you remember Cooper.
Nothing.
But here's Jesse Kelly.
FYI, this stuff doesn't matter.
It's not a small thing.
Exactly.
The wolves have TV and Twitter, too.
They're always watching us.
They're making assessments about us all the time.
So, yes, parading an endless conga line of carnival freaks through the White House is a big deal.
And it absolutely is.
It is.
All this woke stuff doesn't matter.
I tweeted today, remember when Joe Biden on day one shut the Keystone XL pipeline down?
He shut down 40,000 direct and indirect jobs.
And then, you know, this is from Canada.
This is to keep us energy independent.
And he just shut it down.
And then the next week he goes there and cheers and approves the damn Russian pipeline.
Trump had stopped and he just banned that because Trump did it.
He's to blame here.
He set them up.
He gave them strength.
I think I tweeted something else today.
I'm sorry.
I'm glad that you are, because I've never seen you tweet so much, and that's why I'm staying quiet, because I know that you've been up for a very long time.
I'm not going to let them get their talking points down this time.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not biting.
I don't care.
I don't want to go to Ukraine.
You know, none of this matters to us.
They're going to take Ukraine, if you hadn't noticed.
So it's gone already.
They're going to get it.
Oh, absolutely.
So, I mean, good God.
This is another tweet I did today.
It's, while Europe has been obsessed with worthless green energy, which it is worthless, Russia has been building pipelines.
And see, all this woke stuff don't work.
You can't win a war with solar.
What are you going to do?
Send in the solar tanks and shoot off a non-emission with electric.
We're going to put electric tanks in there and our bombs are going to be no CO2. We're going to make sure we have muffled cannons on them.
It's a joke.
All this stuff's a joke.
And when things get hard, none of it matters.
You think anybody in Ukraine right now, there's liberals in Ukraine just like here.
You think they're worried about their pronouns right now?
Electric cars, grown men in the girls' bathroom, men taking over women's sports.
You think they're worried about any of that when the bombs are raining down?
If we don't start becoming a serious country again, we're in trouble.
And it starts with not giving in to these people.
I'm not going to give an inch.
I don't care how many trolls.
I'm an evil person.
I'm not going to unite with you, you crazy people.
You're destroying the country.
Why won't I unite with you?
I won't get you out of here.
I'll unite with the people we put in that can run the country, not you.
You guys are a joke.
I'm not uniting with you.
It's the truth.
You call me a domestic terrorist.
It's the truth.
And when you think back, when the resident took on the office, they actually had the audacity to put this together.
Remember Cooper?
One sec.
Democracy's calling.
See you, Daddy.
Bye.
Hi, my name is Cooper, and this is a day in my life as a White House intern.
We did a joke.
Hey, everyone.
Vogue.
Usually, I start off with a big coffee.
Sorry, they're like really strict in here.
Hey, Jenny.
I booked you a nail appointment, love.
Yeah, I didn't tell you to do that.
It's called initiative.
Hi, White House.
This is Cooper.
I don't think so.
Oh, doesn't matter.
This is actually the entrance to the West Wing.
This is so fun.
It's really prestigious.
Hey, POTUS. Is Olivia Rodrigo still here?
No.
We've come a long way in our fight against this virus.
We've vaccinated 160 million Americans.
Are you getting this all down?
Don't worry, queen.
It's all right here.
Cooper!
Sorry, Miss Jen.
And Jen, don't forget to have fun.
Spirit fingers, mama.
We need to get shots in the arms of every single American.
I'm heading to a haircut.
Comment if you want me to make more of these.
Okay, so they put this out.
The White House actually paid for this.
Put this out.
You know our enemies and our allies.
You paid for it.
The world is laughing.
Our tax money is paid for that.
Our tax money.
All right.
Yeah.
They're not just laughing.
These people watch.
They probably know who I am on social media.
The Russians, the Chinese, they follow this stuff, believe me.
And when they see crap like that...
And it keeps going.
And they're like, man, they're over there.
They're worried about pronouns.
They're actually doing diversity training in their damn...
I mean, have you ever seen China train?
I mean, there's like...
I mean, they look like the Clone Army in Star Wars, for God's sake.
I know.
They're all like, you know, 20,000 of them in a row, man, perfectly together with kill faces.
You think they give a damn...
About your pronouns or diversity training or how many gays and transgenders and this and that.
They don't care.
They are training a fighting force to kill you.
Wake up.
That's what they're training for.
To kill you.
So, you know, you better wake up, people.
Don't give them an inch on any of this stuff.
It's their fault.
That video you just saw, that's just another stepping stone, another run on the ladder that they see that go, look at this, man.
Look at these guys.
Trump was up there going to North Korea.
If you send one more bomb over our country or near the California coast, there's going to be hellfire and brimstone rained upon you like you've never seen before in your life.
Remember when he said that and the liberals freaked out?
Yes.
He's going to start World War III. He's going to start World War III. No, he didn't.
He's deterring that video right there and all this woke bullshit and y'all's weakness.
That's what's World War III. Putin knows he can do anything.
Who's going to stop him?
Seriously.
Blackface Hitler in Canada?
Joe Biden, who can't even eat his pudding no more without drooling all over his chin and snipping women?
How about Boris Yeltsin?
He can't even comb his damn hair.
I know.
What about Germany?
What about the dude from France, man, and his own people slap him in the face every time he goes out.
Every time they have a chance.
I mean, these are soy boy weaklings.
They're slapping the shit out of that dude.
They're slapping him in the next week.
You don't even know where he's at.
And Australia, they're fighting their own people.
They're fighting their own people.
New Zealand, they're fighting their own people.
They're beating their people in the head because they don't get three jabs that don't work.
Canada, too.
We just watched all of that with Canada.
Over a virus with a 99...
Over a virus with 99.99% survival rate.
They're licking their chops.
And if you don't think China and Russia are together and Russia is going to go in and take Taiwan, I hope it's not in the next few days, but it would be a one-two punch.
Why wouldn't it be?
What's better than now?
Honestly.
That's what I'm worried.
Yeah.
I see it.
I see it's already in the works.
I feel it.
And that's why Trump said, why do you want Russia?
Our enemies.
You know what?
They met with all this Russian nonsense, fake crap from Hillary and the Democrats and Adam Schiff.
It's all their fault and all their stupid ass voters.
It's all their fault, man.
They made Russia an enemy when China's their main enemy.
And at some point, we're going to have to fight China and we're going to have to look around for superpowers like Russia to be on our side.
They're either going to be on their side or they're going to be on our side.
You think it matters if you have Canada on your side?
No offense to Canadians.
It's true.
You know what I mean?
It's true.
You have an alliance now between Russia and China.
I mean, you need a superpower.
That's right.
And you see exactly how they're positioning themselves.
And in my opinion, I don't think this is any different from what you're saying, but I do feel like almost Ukraine is a distraction for what China's about to do.
Because that is going to be real, real bad.
They're bringing a lot of nuclear, not all nuclear power, you know, nuclear power.
People with nuclear capability, but they're bringing a lot of people with big armies in.
They're going to bring in China.
They're going to bring in Pakistan.
They're going to bring in Iran.
They're going to bring in a lot of people in the Middle East.
They're going to pull in North Korea.
And so all these people trade, too.
Billion damn people.
And they'll just trade with Russia.
Russia will sell their goods.
They'll sell them to them.
China will give them anything they want.
These sanctions ain't gonna matter.
Not at all.
And what's so interesting is...
All because these stubborn ass people don't want to put them in NATO. That's it, too.
The really wild thing about all of this is that they are not sanctioning Putin.
They're sanctioning Russia.
So what?
But they're not sanctioning Putin himself.
So you have all of these things that are going to happen as a result.
And I love the tough talk now.
Well, this is after.
Just like Afghanistan.
Same kind of thing.
You've got the liberal trolls that are sitting there cheering, well, you have Biden who finally got us out of war.
Okay, so what are you saying today?
They're cheering this whole thing on.
And that's how you know that it's manufactured.
And it's manufactured on social media.
Because if you weren't paying attention, we just left American citizens, our allies, people that were actually helping us over in Afghanistan, including tons and tons of equipment, military-grade equipment, helicopters, all of those things.
We just left everyone and everything there.
We get home, and he starts all this stuff with Putin and lets Putin just basically invade Ukraine.
They're probably selling it to Russia right now.
Exactly.
Two dollars for a tank?
Five dollars for a machine?
Exactly.
Oh, and guess what, dumbass, pitiful dipshit?
John Kerry said today.
You're going to love this if you haven't seen it yet.
He actually said this.
So here we are going to start World War III and dipshit loser John Kerry Lurch goes up today in an Arabic TV station and says this.
The Ukraine crisis could distract the world from the climate crisis while having massive emissions consequences.
So that's what they're thinking about right now.
Climate change.
The hoax.
The hoax climate change is what they're worried about.
Oh, them tanks are going to put out so much emission that cow farts, combined with that, we're going to be dead in six days.
Isn't this how they work though?
It shouldn't surprise everyone.
They're upset.
I think they were very upset with Trudeau and Canada because it was distracting from their subjects that they wanted to talk about.
They wanted to continue on with the Green New Deal.
They wanted to...
To further all of that.
And I'm sure the powers that be, John Kerry's of the world, Bill Gates, all of them, are incredibly upset right now because we now have to deal with what's going on with the Ukraine.
And then right after that, we've got Taiwan.
So, sure, they're going to be a little rattled over this.
Green energy sucks.
They're completely lost in the weeds.
It's just true.
It sucks.
Does it work?
A little bit.
You can't store stuff on the batteries, though.
I mean, you need stored energy.
You have to store it.
The best energy is nuclear by far, and the cleanest, if you really want to know the truth.
But, you know, they shut down all the nuclear power plants.
You can't win with these idiots.
I mean, seriously, if you want to have windmills and if you want to have this solar bullshit, all you have to do is just do it.
Have a business and go out there and run all your lines to all these houses instead of getting government subsidies.
We pay these idiots.
Trillions of dollars over 10 or 15 years, I'm telling you.
The amount of money we give these worthless industries, and then as soon as their grant goes dry, they go bankrupt because they're not making enough energy to make enough money.
So it doesn't work.
It's a waste of time.
Look in Texas, man.
Look in Texas last year.
Of course, you know, I got real cold and everybody about froze to death because why?
Damn windmills froze solid.
I mean, you know.
I never forget, man.
They had a picture.
Wait, they had a picture of a windmill and all these helicopters, you know, burning fossil fuel.
There were these de-icers trying to pour them on these windmills, you know, burning helicopter fuel.
Exactly.
It's ridiculous.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
Well, you haven't seen a fool until you've seen John Kerry because, of course, he has his own interest in mind here.
And here he goes.
John Kerry shows that we have lunatics in charge.
Okay, so here is his response.
This is actually being reported from Red State, but Daily Mail has the quote here.
President Putin has chosen a premeditated war that will bring a catastrophic loss of life and human suffering, Biden said in a statement Wednesday night.
Russia alone is responsible for the death and destruction this attack will bring, and the United States and its allies and partners will respond in a united and decisive way.
The world will hold Russia accountable.
Really?
In what way?
They are already occupying it.
I mean, they went around and they got them on three sides.
They've got Ukraine for the most part right now.
I don't know how they spin this, but that's why I think that this is just a shiny squirrel for what's about to happen.
Look, not the army, but Ukraine could fight back if they all were armed.
Like we are here in America.
And they could fight back house to house.
Russia don't want to get in a war like that because everything gets destroyed and you lose.
And it lasts forever.
So, I mean, that's probably why China hasn't ever tried to come get us because there's a gun in every house.
You come down there in the south, you're going to have...
You know, 55 million screaming rednecks with 18 guns.
Right.
Coming at you in every direction.
The army's going to be the least of your worries.
Well, I noticed that you brought that up.
These people want to take your guns.
Right.
They've changed the narrative now.
I mean, here you are talking about this four hours ago.
You said, breaking, CNN suddenly believes in the Second Amendment now.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
They love it.
Right.
Isn't this interesting?
Here they've been going after our guns bit by bit forever.
So John Berman says, just now the Ukrainians will fight like hell.
If every Ukrainian takes a gun, Russians don't have a prayer.
I mean, the military can fight, but Ukrainians are really ready today.
Okay, so this is actually on CNN. This is the same.
This guy right here, this guy preaches to take your guns, by the way.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Preaches to take your guns.
Mm-hmm.
They're just hypocrites.
That's all they are.
And they just respond to whatever it is and they change their narrative so that they can go back and say that they said so-and-so at whatever time it becomes okay culturally to say it.
So here it now is.
It's okay.
They're defending your Second Amendment rights now.
Isn't that interesting?
A huge flip-flop.
So here you are.
The same liberals who want to confiscate our guns are literally saying today that every Ukrainian should take up arms.
These hypocritical morons never fail to disappoint.
It's just so—and you know what?
Not even that much time has passed.
They really don't give people enough credit for having a memory.
They honestly think that our memory is that short to where they have been on the other side of that argument several times.
Several times.
They try to bully you, like, you're Putin's puppet.
That's what they try to do to Tucker.
They're like, you're Putin's puppet.
You should be taken off the air.
He side with Putin.
You're a Nazi.
They all will try that, but you have to be a strong person.
You think I care if anybody calls me this?
You think I'm going to unite, like I said, with these people?
I'm never going to unite with these people.
These people, man.
You've been calling me these names.
You definitely think I'm a domestic terrorist.
So why would I unite with you?
Screw you.
Go over there and count your pronouns and change them and come up with 75 more genders and I'll be over here trying to save the country.
I don't have no time for you.
I don't care about you.
I'm not going to unite with you.
I can't stand you.
You're destroying the country.
That's right.
So you can't give an inch to these people.
Everybody's like, Ukraine now is getting attacked and they're getting hurt.
Have you changed your mind?
No, I don't want to be over in Ukraine.
We have our own problems.
You don't think I knew what was going to happen if you attack them?
That's right.
I'm not dumb.
That's right.
It's really sad.
I've never seen such incompetence.
But let's face it, these people couldn't even run a small business.
The people in charge right now couldn't even run a small business.
They've never run a business.
When a Democrat gets in there now, they bring the whole faculty lounge I mean, Kagan is such a joke.
She's never even been a judge or anything before.
She was like a college professor.
They bring the whole faculty lounge of the drama students, and they run the country on theories.
And you just can't do it.
Leaders don't need to come from college.
Leaders need to come from the business world like Trump.
Leaders need to come from the military.
People have been out there their whole lives, ran companies, meet the people, know what's going on, understand how to keep things up, know how to lead.
These people don't know how to lead.
Let me tell you something.
They're sitting in a room right now and they're going, okay, if we say this, we can fool this group of people into this.
And if we do this, then our ratings might go up.
And if we do this, we can't piss off these people.
Nothing's for the country.
Everything's to save their ideology.
That's it.
And they're sitting in a room right now.
Just take my word for it.
I guarantee you they're sitting in a room right now going, well, we're going to look like this.
We could go down the midterms.
This, that.
We better do this.
Well, go out there and say this.
You don't have to mean it, but just say it right now.
This is how they lead.
Somebody like Trump, who's run a business this whole life, okay, you're building a building, you know.
They come in there, it's like building a building.
Okay, what are we looking like today in the military?
I want to see the spreadsheet.
I want to see a spreadsheet.
Everything we bought was that $2 billion in the Army.
And I want the Army General in here to explain it to me.
I want to go line by line to see what we can...
I mean, that's how you lead, you know?
And you're actually trying to make the country better.
You're actually trying to lead.
You're actually trying to help the people.
You're trying to build something.
They're just back there.
They're just all these little college...
All these egghead...
Water cooler theorists.
They're all sitting there theory-boying the death out of it right now.
They're not leading.
So this is not going to get any better.
Not with this group of clowns.
Definitely not.
And just as you're pointing out all of that, it's interesting.
This was on your page, and this is from Defiant L's page, which he's just gotten his account reinstated because they tried to get rid of him.
I love that guy.
Oh, he's great, isn't he?
He never lets them forget.
So here's Stephen King.
And Stephen King says, He forgot he's no longer dealing with Trump.
This is before the attack.
Right.
This is 2-22-22.
This is before it happened, before the attack.
And then this is Charles Lister, new massive explosions being reported in Ukraine's capital, Kiev, as well as Kremastork and Odessa.
So there you have it.
They honestly, they have no idea what they're doing.
And it's just, it's frightening for us because we don't expect much from...
I can't stand that dude.
I know.
It's awful.
Stephen King's terrible.
I'm a J.R. Tolkien guy and a Robert Heinlein.
I mean, you know I write science fiction, so I'm not saying I'm a better writer than Stephen King.
I'm just saying I don't, I just, when I make up a world, I want to make up a world, you know.
With him, it's a rabid dog kills people, a car kills people, a clown kills people.
It's just, there's nothing original.
I mean, he's not J.R.R. Tolkien, you know what I mean, who made up this huge fantasy world.
Exactly.
Brilliant.
Yes.
So, I'm not a fan.
I'm not a fan of his books.
Well, I'm a fan of yours.
I've read your book twice.
I read Rabbit Skin twice.
I'm not as good as a writer as Stephen King.
I'm not going to pretend like I am, but I'm not into his stuff.
I love science fiction.
Well, if it's any cancellation.
I've never read a book twice.
I don't care who you are.
Until yours.
Well, it doesn't matter.
I'm not a natural writer.
I mean, I'm just learning.
But you have to write with love, man.
You have to love.
You know what I mean?
You cannot have this bitterness in your heart like he has.
I mean, he's just...
Every tweet he does is just full of vitriol and hate.
He's got so much hate in him.
And I just don't think you can...
I mean, you have to love what you're doing when you're sitting there writing.
And if you love the story, maybe the other people will love the story, but...
You're not going to get anything out of a story.
None of these liberals, they have nothing but hate in their heart.
It's so funny because they act like they're these tolerant people.
Look at Robert De Niro.
I used to love him as an actor.
But all I can see is that low IQ moron spewing his hate.
Yes, like Meryl Streep.
Same thing.
Once they do that...
Her pursed lips, I can't stand it.
I just can't watch her in a movie anymore at all.
I just know.
I don't care how good she is.
Why would you read a Stephen King book?
Why would you watch a Robert De Niro movie?
Sean Penn.
I mean, these people, they are talented at what they do.
I'm not going to lie about any of it.
You know, they're good at what they do, but then, you know, you have this image of them, and they come out, and they run their mouths, and you're like, this guy's a damn idiot.
I can't watch them anymore.
I don't have any devices where I can watch them.
I can't.
I don't watch Netflix.
I don't watch any of it.
I stay completely away from it.
I stay away from the cable news.
I mainstream, lamestream.
No.
I get my news and all of that from the transcripts and also from really, really great conservative writers on social media.
That's how I get it.
I don't listen to all this stuff.
I think they're acting.
When you look at CNN and what a joke that's become, when you look at MSNBC, all of them, you start to realize that there is just a puppet up there that's being handed a script and told what to say.
And that's all you're going to get.
There's no depth there.
There's no understanding.
There's no research.
There's none of that that is going on there.
And then you've got people like James O'Keefe that are actually going in and they've got a camera, they've got a recording device, and they're really getting people to talk about things, not what they're told to say, but what they really are saying, what is really happening, and then they produce it.
The exception is Tucker.
I mean, he's amazing, man.
He really is.
He's good.
I mean, he really is.
He's an exception to the rule.
And I don't watch Fox anymore, but I will watch Tucker because he's just good.
You know, when you're good, you're good.
And he comes across, he tells the truth.
And we have too many people on our side that if you're not, they're perfect on every subject that they, you know, they throw you under the bus and say, I'm not watching Fox.
I don't care.
That's it.
But, you know, I still don't give Fox the views from election night, so I record.
Absolutely.
Or I don't record it, but I watch Tucker on my computer in the neck every morning when I wake up.
Right.
So I don't give Fox News the views.
He's good as long as you turn off the other ones, because it's just, it's really bad.
And in fact, there was, President Trump went on Laura Ingraham last night, and I guess conveniently, she went over to a commercial when he was in the middle of talking about things not happening if the election wasn't stolen.
Well, I don't think any of us would deny that.
Things would be a lot different if President Trump was there instead of the buffoon we have now.
I don't think anybody would argue that fact.
I really do not.
And I think it's really awful.
It's a nightmare.
I mean, they have the 25th Amendment, this guy, Tim, because he don't even know what he's talking about.
He's slurring his words.
He can't barely walk.
I mean, they have to do it.
I mean, if they really want to do it, and then who you got?
You got Camilla Harrison.
She's dumber than he is.
So that's why they're not doing it.
That's right.
If they had anybody in there that they thought would be a young person that was going to be the next somebody and not dumb as her, they would be getting him out in the next month.
That's it.
But they don't.
They're in a pickle.
They are.
They are.
Well, this is from Justin Baragana, and he says, So here it is.
This is just, this is how it works with the media.
Probably ever.
We were energy independent, and he blew it.
We're just learning that U.S. officials are looking at a potential amphibious landing now in Odessa, Ukraine.
They have that ready.
A month ago or three weeks ago, all the so-called...
They have it ready, so they know that as soon as he goes there to click and cue over to the next scene.
Talk about the amphibious landing.
Say the word amphibious two or three times.
I'm sorry, but there's not a person that I know.
He should come on here.
We won't censor him.
That's right.
He should come on our show.
I know.
We're not going to censor him.
Never.
Oh my gosh, no.
That's not what we do here.
But that is really telling because there's not a person that I know, and that includes Hollywood people as well and liberals, that would not mind engaging in a conversation about the 2020 election, especially at this point.
We know what happened.
And now we're in war again.
So I tell everyone that is a liberal or a Democrat that I happen to know or am friends with, I'm like, so are you for war or are you out of war?
Or are you not for war?
Because you were celebrating or trying to twist it and saying, oh, yay, we're out of Afghanistan.
Thank you, Biden.
Thank you, Biden.
Now all of a sudden we're in war.
So what do you say now?
Are you for it or are you against it?
Because the older liberals believed in peace.
You remember the hippie generation.
They wanted everyone out of war.
They believed in love and all this stuff.
They're not hippies anymore.
No, not even close.
Not even close.
So, here you go with the Daily Mail.
This one is just out.
No one expected sanctions to prevent anything.
Biden's baffling response after freezing all Kremlin assets in America, targeting four more banks, says Putin wants to reestablish Soviet Union.
Okay.
Nobody's worried about these sanctions, like I said, especially since they're not going after Putin himself.
Yeah.
Drag him, throw down the wall, build him, put him back in.
That's it.
Yes.
It's really scary when you've got somebody like this in charge.
I mean, yesterday's performance with Piglosi and her map.
Look at her.
Look at it.
I'm drunk.
Crimea, which they have taken over, but it's still a danger now to Ukraine.
And then you see Poland and Romania and all of those countries just abiding it.
That's a Russian influence.
That's a great meme.
*laughs* I mean, the woman is 83 years old.
She has absolutely no idea what she's talking about.
She's drunk.
Yeah.
Burp, burp, burp.
When she walks into a liquor store, believe me, the vodka bottles start trembling in fear.
They know they're dead.
Well, and you can't help.
Look at her hand movements.
Look at her hand movements.
Who in the hell talks and puts their hands going around all over the place like that?
Man, if you're within a foot from her, she's going to slap the shit out of you.
Well, Kamala's trying it out.
You've seen her, right?
You've seen her with her new hand moves.
He's trying the new hand, Pelosi.
Yes.
And they're trying to get her not to crackle as well.
You put your fingers together, and then in the air, every word, you point.
They don't say that about them.
You point and point.
I mean, God, nobody talks like that, you morons.
No one does.
We're trying to make you authentic by making you more inauthentic.
It's really spooky, but you know that they've already gotten on her about her cackle.
Want to hear the most annoying sound of the world?
But she can't stop it.
No, she can't.
Yeah.
It's a nervousness.
Yeah.
Creepy VP is what she is.
She's just as creepy as all the rest of them.
Calm me down.
Yeah.
Calm me down.
I got something we can play.
That's a two or three minute ad.
But I love this lady, Laverne Spicer.
Oh, isn't she great?
Oh, I've talked to her.
I've interviewed her before in the past.
And she is fantastic.
I haven't seen it.
I just talked to her today.
She wants to come on the show.
She wants to come on the show next week.
We gotta get her on here.
Oh, I'd love to have her again.
She is no-nonsense and she would be so great, honestly, in Congress.
I think she's fantastic.
She's running for Florida 24 and just a super person.
Which is, believe me, it's plus 50 Democrats, so this is gonna be an uphill battle.
It is.
It definitely is.
Yeah, she's been running a homeless shelter for years.
She's a good person, but This is the most hilarious.
This is the best Republican ad I've seen in years right here.
Just if you can play it.
Absolutely.
I certainly do.
This is hilarious.
Check it out.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Hi, I'm Laverne Spicer, and I'm running for Congress right here in South Florida.
I put the spice in Spicer, whether in the hood or the house.
America was founded on we the people being in charge of our own destinies, not big government.
Joe Biden said, black folks don't know how to use the internet.
Well, this is my phone.
It's connected to the internet.
He should read my Twitter feed.
And I got plenty to say about him.
He even had the nerve to say that if black people didn't vote for him, they weren't black enough.
I didn't vote for you, Joe Biden, last time I checked.
And I'm still here as black as I've ever been.
Ha!
I have a seat on that one.
I worked my way up and out of poverty by becoming a proud, independent businesswoman.
And I lifted my community up along the way.
For the last 20 years, I've been feeding the people that the Democrats let starve.
And we provide food for over 5,000 families a month.
So we have become one of South Florida's largest food papers.
We feed them real food and not broken promises.
White, black, straight, gay, Republicans or Democrats, it does not matter.
If they need food, we do not turn anybody away.
Ms.
Laverne right here, she's an amazing woman.
She looks out for the kids, she has kids' clothing.
Like, you name it, this lady has done it for us.
Yes, I'm a Republican.
And all that means is that I don't think the government should be running our lives.
I think we should be doing that.
An 80-year-old white man who has been in government his whole entire life does not know what's best for our community.
We do!
We need to create generational wealth Get crime out of our communities and give our children the skills to thrive.
An America unified can never be divided.
So we must come together to create a better future for all Americans.
It's time we start voting for self-serving politicians who can't relate to us.
I'm here to tell government, do not touch our guns, our children, and our God-given rights.
Congress better get ready for a real woman who will tell it like it is and never stop fighting for the American people.
Oh, I just love her.
Oh, and she's a good person, man.
I've talked to her before.
She's been running a food bank down there for 20 years, man, feeding everybody.
That's right.
So, I mean, she's in a district down there that's going to be, I mean, it's like a plus 40-something district for Democrats, but she could win.
She could absolutely win.
I've seen national Democrats today post that I'm not a Republican by any means, somebody did, but I love this ad, so...
Oh yeah.
Let's get her on the show and I'd be a hoot.
I would love to have her again.
I've had her on a couple of times and I'm telling you, this woman is incredible.
She's everything that her Twitter feed actually represents.
She tells it like it is.
She does not hold back.
She's not apologetic about any of it.
She's just fantastic and she's just a good person.
Curly's House.
You were talking about Curly's House.
There's a wonderful story.
I'm not going to spoil it for everyone.
But there's a wonderful story she'll tell about how she got involved in that whole thing.
She's been involved in her community for years and years.
She's a beautiful soul, is what she is.
And like she was saying in this particular video, she does not judge people, color of their skin, who they're sleeping with, any of that mess.
She's not about that.
It's about people in need and helping people.
That is where her heart is.
If you want to check out her website, you can go ahead and go there for those of you that aren't looking at the screen.
It's spicerforcongress.com Definitely check her out.
She's wonderful.
I'm so glad I saw that today.
Thank you for that.
We've been hit with World War III. And just to have that is a nice little break there.
Oh my gosh, she is great.
Give me the calm down.
The calm down cat turd break.
Thanks, Neil.
It worked.
It absolutely worked.
Yes, she's great, and it's good to see that there are people out there that are still like that, because when you are looking at people like Nancy Piclosi, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris, Obama's regime, Piskanky, as we like to call her on this show, of course you're going to say, whoa.
Who's really in charge here?
Who are the people that are setting the example?
These people are as crooked to the core as you can possibly get.
The only reason why Joe Biden wants Ukraine is to cover up everything.
Yeah.
Let's talk about the Republicans, too, because we have the neocons, the same ones.
Here comes neocon.
Megan McCain.
My daddy.
My daddy.
My daddy got me every penny I ever made.
My daddy.
And then Liz Cheney, of course.
Piece of crap.
Lindsey Graham, Mitt Romney, the whole neocons.
It's so funny.
I saw Marco Rubio tweeting today.
We must listen to this Russia.
I was like, man, are you still alive?
Seriously, I didn't even hear.
You're my senator here in Florida.
I ain't heard you say a damn thing about the open border.
I ain't heard you say nothing about anything.
Boy, here comes the war.
Here comes the neocons popping their little head up out of their shells.
And that's it, too.
Man.
My daddy, my daddy, my daddy.
Here she is, and I love how you...
My daddy, my daddy.
Oh, man, she's still not over it.
She blocked me on Twitter.
Oh, I'm sure she did.
She blocked me.
Well, you don't let her get away with anything.
All right, she owed her one time, and she got her daddy to block me.
My daddy's gonna block you.
Oh.
Well, they are total neocons.
You know, I mean, the government contracts say it all.
When you start looking at who's involved and who is benefiting from all of this stuff, you start to see the trail and who's involved in it all.
And RINOs, particularly, in their mind, it's their turn.
So, of course, we're going to end up in a war.
So this is from the Daily Mail.
Meghan McCain, my dad, warned us about Putin.
We should have listened.
If we don't show strength in the face of this invasion, Putin will not stop and eastern Ukraine and America will cease to be a feared superpower.
Well, they're not afraid of us now, obviously, sweetheart.
I mean, they went ahead and did what they needed to do.
My daddy.
Man, shut up.
Yeah, it's not gonna...
You ever seen that video?
You ever seen that video of like two minutes where her saying, my father, my father, my daddy, my father, my father, my daddy?
Oh, yes.
Have you ever seen that?
That was funny.
It's like just her on the view saying, my daddy, my daddy, my daddy, my daddy, over and over in different dresses.
It's hilarious.
Oh, I'll have to dig that up again.
Yes, because that one was a really good one.
But that's really what it is.
That's really what it is.
And Lindsey Graham, I'm sure he's licking his chops as well.
You got all the neocons that are sitting there saying, oh, this is our turn.
Let's pounce on this.
When I saw that you called out Marco Rubio, I was glad to see it because he represents your area, doesn't he?
Isn't he your senator?
Well, yeah.
I mean, they're center of my state.
Sorry about that.
Yeah.
My cat just hit my microphone.
Yeah.
Oh, Mal, Mal.
Come over with the left hook.
Bam!
Give me some attention.
I'm hungry, bitch.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, how are they doing anyway?
We haven't had an update on Cat Turd Ranch in a while.
Well, the dogs are just...
Well, Pedro's taking over as King Wolfpack.
He's the head of the Wolfpack.
He runs all dogs and bosses them all around.
So the dogs are doing great, but man, these cats, my other two old feral cats, they're still fighting meow-meow.
I just cannot get them to accept him.
And he's so sweet, and he's big.
He's way bigger than them already.
I think he's got some Florida lynx in him.
I found him raising the woods back here.
But man, he's big.
He just come over and gave me a left hook.
It's time to eat.
Get off that damn microphone.
Whatever it is that's taking your time away from me, me, me, me, me.
I know.
I know.
I know how cats are.
And they are so good at that.
Well, here's a little bit of news right out from The Gateway.
And since I haven't played this button, I'm going to today.
Breaking news.
Okay, so here we are.
This is Ukrainian security forces seen scrambling to burn documents in Kyiv as Russian invasion intensifies.
So does this surprise anyone?
They are starting to burn the documents.
So on Thursday, Russian President Vladimir Putin launched a full-scale attack on Ukraine and within a matter of hours, Dozens of key military and civilian infrastructures had been bombarded.
Russian troops have captured several areas already, including a military airfield and Chernobyl nuclear site.
So they're already there, like I said.
As the invasion intensifies and Russian troops draw nearer, Ukrainian security forces are frantically burning documents en masse in anticipation of a full-scale takeover by Putin forces.
What was Biden doing this entire time?
This has been going on for like a month.
Seriously.
They've been on the border since the fall.
They've been on the border more than that, four or five months.
Why are they burning documents now?
Right.
They've been sitting on your border with a build-up of military for five months now, and all of a sudden that happens and you start burning documents?
Man, these people have to prepare.
I don't know what to tell them.
See the anti-war protest in St.
Petersburg, Russia today?
Man, it's huge.
Oh my gosh.
Their own citizens.
I think they went in there with rubber bullets and cleared their asses out.
That's right.
I think they went in there with some...
Yeah, because they don't play...
Well, and it's affecting everyone.
But no worries, because Hollywood's to the rescue.
I don't know if you saw this.
We'll end with Hollywood because, you know, we always like to make fun of them.
But here it is, DailyMail.com.
Hollywood to the rescue actor Sean Penn sits in front row of Ukrainian government press briefing after flying to Kyiv.
To film war documentary for Vice.
So Sean Penn has been filming a documentary about the escalating tension in Ukraine since November last year.
And here are some pictures of him.
This is Madonna's first husband.
And here he is listening in.
Actor and director Sean Penn attends the press briefing at the presidential office in Kiev, Ukraine, February 24, 2022.
So here he is again.
Boy, he's looking pretty rough, isn't he?
So he's getting all the information here as if he's important on some scale, and he's going to report back and probably add to his documentary.
He's dumb.
You ever heard him talk?
Yes, unfortunately.
He's got the IQ of a buffalo fart.
He really does.
These actors, these actors, these actors, some of these actors trying to talk politics is so funny because they don't, they just like, they listen to headlines and just emotionally scream them out, you know, and.
They're just hateful, all the liberals are.
Look at Alec Baldwin.
Oh, he's so bad.
My God, he shot somebody.
I know.
He called his little daughter a pig and then knocking the hell out of reporters.
Yeah.
I mean, these people, that hate will consume you.
You can't live with hate.
You have to come from love.
You can get mad.
You can get mad and you should get mad.
You should have emotions.
You know, be happy, sad, whatever, but you can't have hate in your heart.
Just hate.
Constantly.
We should have hate in our hearts.
Look at what the Democrats do to us.
Constantly.
I just saw a Reuters story.
Let's see if I can find it again.
Yeah, Reuters.
Republicans target Biden for blame over Putin's Ukraine invasion.
Really?
Yeah.
Y'all didn't blame Trump for anything.
My God.
Oh, they'll find it.
They're upset with him talking out of school about Biden.
They're expecting all of us to rally around Biden.
They're saying that it's not American if we were to speak out against this clown.
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
Was anyone not paying attention the last four years of President Trump's presidency, the real president?
You never heard anything other than orange man bad.
That's all you heard.
F. Trump.
That's all you heard.
The funny thing was I had to actually change my lingo whenever I wanted to bring up President Trump and all the good that he was doing.
Because remember, we were getting out of wars, not into them when he was president.
Our economy was roaring.
Pretty much everyone I knew was working, even people that weren't working.
It reentered the workforce because they were like, we can actually do some good here.
This is worth it for me to go back to work.
So you had all of these really good things.
So I had to, whenever I would discuss how great things were going for everyone, I would have to say this administration, because if I said the word Trump, they had been so brainwashed that With all of this lunacy that they wouldn't hear anything other than the word Trump.
So as soon as I would start referring to it as this administration, I could actually talk to them about all the good things that were happening.
But don't you dare mention that name because that will just create a firestorm.
Crazy, isn't it?
Brainwashing.
At its finest.
I don't know.
I don't have liberal friends.
No, you don't.
That way I don't have to deal with it.
You're safe.
I don't hang out with idiots.
Life's too short.
I'm too old.
I'm not going to hang out with a bunch of brain-dead idiots that just emotionally vomit bullshit all day.
That's right.
But don't forget where a lot of all of this started and the real war here has been on all of us and it's this whole plandemic and I am curious to see what's going to happen with China.
I'm just going to play this little Chinese virus for everyone real quick, and then we'll say goodbye.
Why do you keep calling this the Chinese virus?
It comes from China.
That's why.
Look at him up there answering questions, man.
He ain't got no notes, no teleprompter.
Look at him up there.
He'll sit up there for three hours and do this to a hostile press, not a friendly press with preempted questions and pre-planned this.
I mean, they're asking him questions.
He's calling on reporters with a cue card.
I mean, don't even call yourself a journalist.
And they're allowing him to give them a question that they ask, and then he reads it off the teleprompter.
Kid, God, it's pitiful.
It is pitiful.
You're going to win a war?
With that turn of brain, it's impossible.
You're not going to.
And you cleverly also pointed out the fact that, and so did Brick's suit, that it's pitiful.
Cue card, Biden finishes his remarks and immediately goes to his notes to see which reporter he has been instructed to call on first.
Joe doesn't even know where the guy is sitting.
He's completely oblivious to what is going on around him.
Really scary stuff.
And we're supposed to feel confident right now of this guy in charge, the resident?
No.
Nay.
Not me.
Not at all.
I picked a bad week to quit drinking.
I'll tell you that.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.
Oh my gosh.
I was looking, you know, before I went to work this morning, I was looking at your page and I went, oh no, oh no, cat turns triggered.
And then I got back and I started trying to catch up with you.
And I was looking at your page and I was like, I don't think I have seen you tweet this much.
I mean, you just kept going today.
And so I knew you were triggered on all this stuff.
I was having trouble just keeping up with each tweet because you had a lot to say today.
But yes, bad week to stop drinking.
Yeah, I'm basically trying to tell everybody to just, look, don't give in to this, man.
Do not support any kind of ground troops over there.
We don't want to get into this.
I'm telling you, it's a powder keg that can turn into a world war.
Everybody's life's going to change, and none of it's going to be to the better.
That's right.
That's right.
I mean, while they've been in countries, it's not our huge, long-time ally.
Ukraine, give me a break.
Yeah.
I mean, it's...
This is not a democracy.
No.
I'm telling you.
No, it's definitely not.
All right, everyone.
So on that note, that show went really, really quick, as always.
It always seems to, especially when you're talking war.
I ran my damn mouth on the show.
The blabber mouth today, sorry.
Blabber butt.
I'm so glad you did.
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