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TRUTH Social preview - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 2/17/2022 - Ep. 22
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Today is Thursday, February 17th, 2022, episode number 22.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
How are you, Cat?
How you doing?
Hi.
Hey, hey, hey!
Alive another day!
Alive!
I did it!
Yes, you are!
Oh my gosh!
Popping up in multiple places.
When you're my age, you celebrate every day like it's a year.
Yes.
Well, I will tell you, you're popping up in all kinds of places, as everyone knows.
This whole truth social thing, I'm just going to go ahead and hop right into that because you are one of the people that they selected to do the beta testing for Trump's truth social.
And there are only 500 people that were selected to do this.
You were one of them.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm more than a turd in a punch bowl now.
I don't know.
I think you're a sitting turd because now we know who the most influential people are, are the ones that were selected for that, right?
They actually asked me last week, but I'm so paranoid because, I mean, they email me, which I have an email from my website, you know, from a business and everything I do and And who knows?
I mean, so many crazy people email me.
So I started getting these emails.
You know, I'm on truth and you just give me your phone number and email and we want you to do the beta thing.
And I'm like, man, is somebody trying to fish me or something?
So it took me a week to actually do my research to realize that I was talking to the actual people.
Then once I tried to sign up today, it took me about 30 minutes to do everything for the beta test and to get on.
And they verified me on the spot, which Twitter would never do.
And man, it's just...
Of course, only 500 people are on it.
It'd be different when there's 5 million trying to get on it one time Monday.
But man, it's easy to use.
I mean, I've went through all my settings and...
And, you know, just learned how to do everything on it in probably an hour and a half.
And I'm totally comfortable with it.
And of course, like I say, not many people are on it.
But man, it's running smooth as silk.
It's just, it's nice.
Wow.
Oh my gosh.
I think that is so, so cool.
So tell me, all right, is there, can you private message?
Can you do DMs, direct messaging and things like that?
Well, there is a private message that you can private message each other, but it just says it's not active during the beta.
So that's the only thing that's not active during it, but it will be activated then.
But everything else, I've already talked to Dan Bongino on there, and he answered me back.
My first follow, of course, I followed President Trump.
Boy, that felt good to follow him again, I'll tell you that, after a year.
Oh, I will bet it did.
Turn down for what?
Oh yeah.
Following the big guy.
Following the big guy.
As it should be.
You are back together again, reunited, as I think most of us are excited about doing the exact same thing.
Let's face it, they have kept him away from us for so long because they wanted to basically steal our country and turn it into like this communist place.
So, to be able to have a platform and for you to be selected, you know what's so funny is you seem to be the only person surprised that you would be verified or that you would be selected for something like this.
And I think it's because Twitter has done damage, right?
It's like the battered wife syndrome.
Treat you so shit!
Mm-hmm.
Batter turd syndrome.
I have batter turd syndrome.
But this is truly what they are afraid of, cat turd.
This is what they're afraid of.
They're afraid of everyone getting back together again.
So do we know if there's going to be in these direct messaging, if there's going to be one or more people, like the rooms that we used to be a part of?
Could you have multiple people in those DMs?
Could you direct message several people at a time?
Yeah.
I'm sure.
I'm sure you can.
Like I say, it's the only thing that says it's not active during the beta, but everything else is...
I mean, it's easy as pie, you know?
There's even a little button to retweet, to text anybody what you retweet.
Just a little one button hit.
And it's just awesome, man.
Is it better than Twitter?
It's nice to be on a huge social media platform with only 500 people.
Oh, I know!
It's like, man, I can talk to everybody.
You can answer everybody, you know, and you can...
And you can talk to everybody.
I've got to admit, it's nice.
And you're right.
After being on Twitter for all this time and getting treated like shit and getting 4,000 or 5,000 followers removed and then 175,000...
In two chunks a year ago, and then, you know, shadow ban, and they hide you, and they treat you like crap, and they hate your guts.
I mean, it's just, it's weird, you know.
It's so funny that I've ever, I'm on Gab, Gatter, I was on Parler at one time until that kind of exploded, but everywhere I went, they verified me on the spot.
But they, you know, Twitter, they'll never, I could get three million followers, they'd never verify me.
Oh, that is so, that is so cool.
And the thing about it is, is that whenever someone, I mean, just rule of thumb to anybody that has ever been on a social media platform, just so everyone knows, you have 652.1 thousand followers.
Now, if that doesn't call for being verified, just that alone.
But not only that, a lot of people don't know about you.
And they can hear you, by the way.
Everyone is saying, oh my gosh, we can hear a cat turd.
This is so cool.
Because we've had some audio issues.
I'm on the microphone.
I'm on the microphone today, but we still got some issues to work out.
But like I said, everybody be patient.
We're just starting this.
I'm building a studio here at the Cat Turd Ranch.
It's hopefully be done by the beginning of the summer.
And I'm going to be pumping some juice in here.
And maybe one day I'll even go where you can see me.
Maybe 4th of July or something.
I'll set a date later.
And you might get to see my ugly old mug in person.
Then what you gonna do?
I'm sure.
You know what?
I think everyone is excited about that.
That's actually me right there.
That's it too.
That's the cool cat that everybody loves and adores.
Just so people know why it's important that if you have a larger account to be verified, I don't care about that status or who gives a damn.
I mean, I could care less if I'm verified.
But what happens is every format I go to, and Twitter, too, sometimes has 50 fake cat turds, and they can put the exact same name in everything.
You can't tell us apart unless I have that blue checkmark or red checkmark or brown checkmark or whatever beside me.
And, you know, at one time, Twitter had, I think, 150 fake cat turds.
And, you know, it kills your account.
And people go to these sites, and the first thing they do on Getter, the first thing they do when they join these new platforms, they go over there, and they get the bigger accounts, and they make fake ones and try to get followers that way.
And then they act like they're a Trump supporter, and then two days later, they're talking about what Trump's a piece of crap and stuff.
So...
That's the reason I want to be verified on this platform, so I don't have to sit here and fight these fakes day and night.
And you do.
You have to fight them.
And I get emails, 100 emails a day.
You know there's a fake cat turd on Instagram.
You know there's a fake on Telegram.
And there are.
I'm not on Telegram or Instagram, by the way.
That's just a fake.
There's a bunch of telegram cat turds, probably six or seven.
That's why you want to be verified anyway.
Yes, and one thing that they do is they take whatever you tweet out.
It's like somebody is sitting there watching your account, stalking it, and they take exactly what it is, they copy, and then they paste it into their account so that they can build these monstrosities of accounts, and people really think that it's you.
I have people that contact me and say, hey, what's up with that?
And is that Cat Turt's real account?
And I can say the exact same thing.
He is on, well now you're on Truth Social, and I'll say Truth Social now, Twitter, Gab, and Getter.
Those are the four where you are right now.
And everything else is a complete fake, so don't fall for that.
But I think it is so cool.
Anything else that, so you like this better than Twitter, as far as like the tools that you have.
Is it a lot like Twitter?
Yeah, it's a lot like Twitter.
I think when you post, it's like, post your truth.
And so when you hit it, it says truth.
And then I forgot what the retweet is, or read truth or something.
It's all kind of funny, you know?
But you know, I mean, if you've been on Twitter a while or like me now that I've been on social media for almost three and a half years and I've never been on before, you know, I was clumsy at first when I first joined Gab and it just took me forever to learn new platforms.
But now I kind of got it and how things go and what little symbols.
Take you where.
But yeah, it's awesome, you know.
I think I got 127 followers.
Yeah!
Oh my gosh!
I'm ahead of you guys.
Way ahead of us.
You got the head start as well.
Well, I know that.
I got the head start.
It's not fair.
I'm cheating.
I'm cheating.
You know what, though?
You're really not.
I think, in my opinion, the 500 that were selected, our very own Cat Turd, It is an honor, and you have earned it.
You have worked harder than anyone.
One thing about your account is that you are consistent.
You consistently post.
And the left, you just completely drive crazy.
And now that you were selected for Truth Social, all of those that think that you're in the FBI as an undercover agent and all of these different things that you've been accused of, they're going to have a hard time with that one.
But I think it's wonderful.
Yeah, I'm really Ray Epps, you didn't know.
Exactly.
I'm really Ray Epps.
Ray in disguise.
So this is fantastic.
This was your first tweet, and here it is.
We should all take a picture of this, because for you to have zero followers is really kind of funny.
Zero, baby!
That's just funny.
Well, I want to start at zero.
You know, Getter did this weird thing, really like took some of your Twitter followers or whoever's on Twitter and Getter and they brought your followers over there and all of a sudden had 500,000.
I don't want to start like that.
Any social media.
I want to start from zero.
And then now they have it separated where I have like 120,000 real followers and then blah, blah, blah, however they do that.
But, you know, you want to get your own followers.
I want to see how many followers I can get.
I don't want any kind of advantage.
Like Gab, I'm getting close to 400,000 on Gab.
And that's just from...
I've been on Gab a long time.
So that's been, you know...
And it always goes up on these other things.
On my Twitter account, I get 1,500 to 2,000 taken almost every other day, so it's constantly going down and up.
But when you get on these other platforms, it's amazing, and it's weird.
After you get treated like shit with Twitter so long that you actually...
It goes up and it never goes down, even 100 or 10.
It's crazy.
That's right.
I mean, it's battered turd syndrome, for sure.
And I know that you experience it.
It's a very humbling thing.
I experienced it.
I got to the point where, when I was tweeting a lot before I got kicked off, where I don't really tweet anymore.
And I used to love it, because I'll tell you why I started tweeting to begin with.
What started my whole thing on social media was because I live in Hollywood, California, and I can't just go and have a conversation with just anyone because I'm surrounded by liberals completely, and especially in my business with my friends, everything else, Democrats, the whole deal.
So being here, it was a way for me to let all of my frustration out.
So I would get in there and tweet, because I couldn't talk to anyone about it, and I would talk about the things that were important to me.
And so things like people expecting for me to vote for Hillary Clinton just because I'm a woman just irked me.
It really made me crazy.
And so I started talking and then I started realizing there were so many other people from different places, they live all over the place, that felt the exact same way I do.
What are her platforms?
What is she offering us, the American people?
What is she offering to do for America itself?
How are we going to be better?
And so you were able to have that town square kind of conversation, even though I couldn't really do it here in my environment, I could do it on a platform.
And so that's what I miss.
I really miss that engagement, and I'm just glad that finally, I guess it took everyone getting booted off of Twitter and some of these bigger platforms for it to happen, but I'm glad we got there.
I'm glad that it happened.
I hate to say it, to the President of the United States, to so many other people, because now we have a platform that's going to be fair.
It's going to be good.
This is going to be cool.
I mean, you can see you got your edit profile right there.
You don't have to dig for it.
It's just the same kind of thing.
And that little symbol to the left of that.
Is the one that you can send her messages or text messages or whatever.
And then, you know, you got truths and replies.
Tell your truth.
And, you know, Trump's already trolling people.
He set up an account for Jack and put it at Jack, just like his Twitter account, Jack Dorsey.
And it says, reserve for Jack.
And he says something like, this is reserved for you, Jack.
We know you're going to come over.
Oh, that's so cool.
He's already trolling everybody.
Oh, good for him.
Oh, yeah.
It's hilarious.
There's some funny stuff.
And some of the old people, some of the people that...
I'm sorry.
Some of the people that you missed from Twitter and got just axed on there, like Dante...
What's his name?
Carpe Donctum.
I can't think.
Carpe Donctum.
He's there.
He's there great.
He's already there.
A bunch of the people that got...
A lot of the people that got knocked off are there.
It's great.
It's like a little reunion going on over there for all of So we're all talking to each other and it's good.
It's good.
It's really going to be great.
And the other thing is, is that what was going on with social media and when you look at what's happening in Canada and other places, they were using and you're seeing it.
In fact, when people got knocks on their doors from Facebook, Because of their social media accounts, they were being investigated or they were getting a knock at the door.
So when they had us all in this fishbowl known as Twitter and Facebook and some of the others, they would monitor our social media accounts, our direct messages, what we were saying, what we were doing, how we were organizing, who was participating in different events, and they were spying.
And they were able to do it.
Well, as soon as they got rid of all of us, they lost that ability to do so.
So now they're trying to backdoor it and they're trying to go in through the Department of Homeland Security and say, okay, well, if you disagree with the government, if you are putting out information that we don't agree with, Which most of their information that they've been putting out has been deemed false now anyway, which is really kind of funny because we're like the truthers now and they are like so far behind with their news.
So it's really an interesting environment, but the left is scared.
They're losing control.
They're losing their grip and they're not thinking strategically, I don't think.
They're cornered rats right now.
Trudeau's, I mean, what they're doing up there is, I mean, we say Hitler a lot and stuff and joke around, but it really is the beginning of what Hitler did, exactly.
And, you know, if the FBI wants to come to my house and talk about a tweet I did, I'm going to just agree with anything I tweeted, but I'm going to say it really loud, okay?
And then I'm not going to talk to you, just so you'll know.
Man, God, you can't, I mean, they've listed all of us as domestic terrorists, and it's crazy.
It is crazy, and it's only going to get crazier.
And when you start talking about the fact that you've got Justin Trudeau that is sitting there doing the things that he's doing, that should scare everyone completely to death in and of itself.
That's really, really, I know you tweeted about it today, about all of this stuff, and this is a complete and total, these are tyrants is what they are.
Batshit crazy psychopaths, I believe is what I said.
That's it.
I've got it up right here.
And one hour ago, you've got the Deputy Prime Minister, this is Christia Freeland, she says, the names of both individuals and entities as well as crypto wallets have been shared by the RCMP with financial institutions and accounts have been frozen and more accounts will be frozen.
Check out this clip.
That's a little tyrant.
So you're confirming that accounts have been frozen on personal and corporate, but you're not releasing the information.
And the actual follow-up is, I'm just wondering whether the bank accounts will be targeted of individuals who donated to the Give, Send, Go and the GoFundMe campaigns.
Are they considered designated people under the Emergencies Act, meaning that their credit cards could be cut and financial services are targeting them as well?
Okay, so the names of both individuals and entities as well as crypto wallets have been shared by the RCMP with financial institutions and accounts have been frozen and more accounts will be frozen.
Demon.
That's a little demon right there, guys.
Service providers have started the registration process with FinTrack.
In terms of the specifics on whose accounts are being frozen, you now have the regulations.
The financial service providers have those regulations as well.
And they, working with law enforcement, will be making the operational decisions.
Golly.
Golly.
What a tyrant.
Yep.
You know, if you live in Canada, get every dime you got out and figure it out.
Send it to overseas banks.
Put it under your mattress.
I don't care.
Get a vault, secret vault on your floor.
Anything.
Listen to them.
I donated $40 on it to GoFundMe.
I'm going to take your bank account and freeze it.
Get the money out of those Canadian banks.
They're worthless now.
The banks are worthless.
I mean, there's going to be a run on the banks like there was in Venezuela.
That's the next step.
We've seen this movie before.
Absolutely, we have.
This is unbelievable.
The bank outages at all five Canuck banks.
Alright, so Trudeau has crushed consumer confidence in the banks in less than 48 hours.
Some ATMs are still allowing cash to be pulled out, but going empty.
The bank has now locked up everyone's funds due to a massive run on the banks.
So, look at this.
This guy, I cannot believe that there is anyone that is still supporting him, although there are a lot of providences that are leaving him in droves.
They're not standing with this because they know exactly what's going to happen as a result.
This guy is bad news.
He just won a third term, what, six months ago?
It wasn't even six months ago.
And they had the COVID rules, and it was some kind of weird election.
I mean, only like five million people voted or something crazy.
I mean, it was nuts.
I mean, 20% of their population got to vote.
And he didn't even win the popular vote, and he still kept his power.
So nobody likes the guy anyway.
He's a douchebag.
Man, who in the hell can look at this guy as a leader?
This guy's a world-class loser, man.
And he's turning into a tyrant because he admires him.
And anybody in Canada, if you go along with this, man, I don't even know what to say about you.
You know what I mean?
You're the ones that reported all the Jews when the Nazis came.
That's all I can tell you.
Because these people, yeah, that's exactly what you are.
You're those people.
Man, who can support this?
You're losing your freedom.
You think he's going to stop at the truckers?
Any political person in the world that he wants, any political, he's going to find a way through this emergency act.
He's going to take your money where you can't feed your family.
I mean, this guy is a monster.
How are you going to feed your family?
How are you going to get a job?
You know what I mean?
Are you just going to starve to death?
This guy's a monster, and everybody needs to start recognizing it.
He absolutely is.
of people who are on their way to Ottawa or who are holding unacceptable views that they're expressing.
Yeah.
It didn't look any different.
It doesn't look any different.
His face is transposed on Castro, and it looks exactly the damn same.
I don't care what anybody says.
That's his son.
He looks just like him.
He looks just like him, 100%.
I mean, the rumors, I think, are true.
I don't think you can doubt it.
Maybe they'll take some of the swabs and they'll do a DNA test.
Those COVID swabs.
Look, that's the only time I've ever seen when they transpose a face for a meme over somebody, and it doesn't change at all.
It still looks exactly like Castro.
Think about that.
What other memes like that?
I mean, play it again.
I want everybody to look at that.
This is Trudeau's face on Castro, and it doesn't look any different than Castro when he was that age.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Damn it, it does.
Of people who are on their way to Ottawa or who are holding unacceptable views.
It's still ill.
Exactly.
They're expressing.
That's him.
That's the crew!
When somebody made that, and I think they DM'd me when they made it, I said, holy crap.
I'm totally convinced now because it didn't change.
I mean, it is a splitting image for a reason.
I mean, it's not like it's just like, hey, it's a thing.
I mean, his mom was praising him.
There's pictures of him, his mom, and Castro.
I mean, yeah.
He was dipping in.
Well, they said she had quite a reputation as far as her life, her personal life, and that this was definitely one of her many contacts that she was in contact with, so it wouldn't surprise me at all.
But I'm just glad that they are having these conversations now because Steadfast Clash is reporting that King Trudeau may be all alone on his throne as other provinces abandon him.
So that's a good thing.
The people are going to abandon him.
You can't do this to people.
You can't.
No, definitely not.
And there's going to be more to come.
But the thing about it is, is that you're seeing that the United States, I guess he was talking to Biden.
I can guarantee you he was talking to Obama when he had these conversations, right?
About what to do with his predicament.
You can't talk to Biden about what?
No.
You can't talk to five.
Yeah, what's up?
I was sitting around.
Somebody called me and said it was Ned Boston.
That's what you get.
That's what you get when you talk to Biden.
I mean, there's just nothing there.
So, you have all of this going on, so everyone knows that Dudley Do-Right is really a tyrant, and it's only going to last for a certain amount of time before they have to just do something about the problem.
He is the problem.
In fact, this is something that, now that Defiant L's account is back up, I saw that you retweeted this.
So interesting change in events here.
Justin Trudeau, he tweeted this on 5-23-2012.
When a government starts trying to cancel dissent or avoid dissent is when it's rapidly losing its moral authority to govern.
Harper in 2005 is when he said that.
So then you have it here on February 14th, 2022.
He says, the ongoing blockades and occupations are presenting serious challenges to law enforcement's ability to effectively enforce the law.
Because of that, the federal government is invoking the Emergencies Act to supplement provincial and territorial capacity.
Mm-mm.
And another thing, they're using this to try to, you know, not get rid of Bitcoin, but just, you know, get to where they get taxes off of it, or get rid of it, or control it, and all these cryptocurrencies.
And who falls in line?
I mean, it's all planned out.
So here comes the United States.
Biden's going to do an executive order today to screw with all the Bitcoin people.
That's right.
Yeah.
And so this is all planned out.
They don't want anything that the government doesn't control in tax.
It's all planned out.
And this is what you get when you get a Democrat in there.
Just keep voting Democrats.
All they do is take your freedoms.
They don't care about nothing.
They will stomp on the working people.
That's all they do to get their power.
So that's all they're doing.
I don't know anything about cryptocurrency.
I'm heavily invested.
I don't want to talk about this too much.
I'm heavily invested.
I don't know shit about it.
Oh, I definitely am.
Well, I could be.
I could be.
I could be because they've all contacted me.
It's a fascinating thing.
I think it definitely will do well in the long term of all of this.
But definitely the federal government is threatened by it.
But regulations and regulating it doesn't always end up being a bad thing.
It gets rid of a lot of the dark money, a lot of the criminal money.
But in this particular case, they're doing this just to shut down the GoFundMe.
Get tax money.
Yeah.
Control it, get tax.
Yes, exactly.
And so this is what I found on your page.
This is from Disclosed TV, just in the FBI to form National Cryptocurrency Unit.
Okay, so that means that they are going to be focused on everyone's account, focusing on the seizure of virtual assets like Bitcoin and blockchain analysis.
The DOJ announced this today.
So here is an article here, and it goes into what all they plan on doing.
And the cryptozar.
This is a nice little article.
I'll drop this in there for all of our chat rooms so you can all read up on it.
But yes, this is another form of control.
Another thing, when you talk about the electric cars, same kind of situation.
Have we, at one point or another, they could just turn the switch off, right?
We talked about this, Cat Turd.
Well, yeah, go to the electric car thing I tweeted.
It's early this morning, right below my good morning tweet.
Go to there.
I saw this this morning, and you know me, I can't keep my mouth shut.
I'm just like, okay.
So...
And I don't know this guy from Adams.
It's hard for me to do this to some people because this guy's just a nice guy.
I don't want everybody to start attacking him.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes I try to just say something.
But here's a guy who's like, okay, look, I'm at a Walmart charging station.
Okay, there's four of them.
Count them.
One, two, three, four.
Which is rare.
I mean, I don't think I've ever seen any of them where I live in a 100-mile radius, not one.
But so here he is.
There's four of them.
Okay, just think about this for a minute.
So he's literally bragging that, hey, yeah, only 34 minutes and I was able to get 76 charged.
And I'm like, oh, really?
Let me see here.
Okay, that's with nobody in line.
Think about it.
Think about if there's a run.
Everybody needs to charge.
Think about if half the people got these and they need to go there.
Okay, there's three, four people in line like there is getting gas all the time.
So if you're four back, that's two hours wait.
Okay, you're four back and you only get 170 miles on a charge.
So you're, you know, if you're four back, you get two hours to charge that thing.
And then what if you got four screaming kids in the car and you're going to sit there in line for four hours to try to get another 150 miles?
What if you're 10 back?
What if you're in South Florida and everything's electric?
And everybody needs to get out for a hurricane.
And all these people, hundreds of thousands of cars on the vehicle, bumper to bumper.
And they all start running out of energy on the highway.
And it just comes a standstill.
Hurricane comes, kills everybody on the highway.
I could keep going forever.
This is a horrible idea.
Yes.
It's a horrible idea.
It absolutely is.
And the fact that they would have a kill switch where if you wanted to do what they're doing in Canada with the whole rallying against Trudeau and his tyrant regime, then they could just stop you in your tracks.
We do not want more control from the government, and they are absolutely forcing it on every single person in every aspect of your life.
They want to control everything, know exactly who you're communicating with, who you're talking to, who you're listening to, where you're going, all of those things, who your doctor is, everything.
This is a really scary time.
Well, if the electricity goes off, how are you going to charge them?
Man, it's...
And I'm an alpha male redneck, man.
I want to press down that gas pedal.
I want it to go...
I don't want to hear no silence.
Good God.
I'm going to cut my balls off and put them on a jar, on a dashboard.
Cut my nuts off and hang them from the rearview mirror.
Man.
No way.
No, we don't want you to be alone with your thoughts, Cat Turd.
That's probably not a good idea.
Well, I did love that you did point out that there goes the millennial vote.
I cracked up laughing so hard when you said that.
Let's screw that one up, too.
Let's screw that one up, too.
We screwed everybody else that hates us now.
Do y'all know Biden doesn't have over a 45% or he's upside down in every state in the United States right now except four states.
So he's down below 45% in 46 states, including California, by the way, and New York.
That's right.
That's incredible.
He's breaking all kinds of records.
So here it is, Gateway Pundit.
Yikes, Joe Biden's approval number drops to just 35% with 95% of the media solidly behind him, right?
Okay, so you wouldn't know it if you were listening to the lame stream, but yes, this guy is tanking big time.
And a lot of people are wondering why, those that are analyzing it.
Maybe it's the record inflation.
Maybe it's the wide open border.
Maybe it's the 2 million in illegal aliens he let into the country this first year.
Maybe it's the 80 billion in arms he left the Taliban.
Maybe it's because he stranded 14,000 Americans in Afghanistan.
Maybe it's his free crack pipes initiative.
Maybe it's his dementia.
Maybe it's his groping kids.
Who knows?
I'm getting too old for this shit.
.
.
Yeah, so that's where we are.
Yeah, there's nothing there.
He's not likable.
He's not likable.
The vice president isn't likable.
There's nothing there.
There's nothing that can change it.
Their policies are terrible.
He can't even talk or complete a sentence.
He has nothing to inspire the American people.
And this is the Quinnipiac poll.
And I'm telling you, that's one of the most liberal polls in history.
They're usually at least 10 points off.
So, I mean, if the Quinnipiac has you at 35, you probably...
Around 25.
Easily.
This is a liberal poll.
Big time liberal poll.
And Kamala isn't doing any better, if not even worse, because she is just unlikable, even in California, her home state.
So this is really amazing.
And then you've got people like McConnell, who just applauds him, applauds what he's doing.
- Oh yeah.
- You saw that?
- We're gonna go to the water rushing, we love rushing. - Isn't that, isn't that unreal?
Well, I love that you pointed that out too.
There's no way that the party will survive with McConnell in any kind of leadership position.
There is no way.
Screw McConnell.
But, hey, I tell you the funniest videos, though, is go to my page and find Donald Trump.
I think it was last night or early this morning.
You can scroll down.
I'll find it for you if you put it on the screen.
Oh, my God.
This one...
I mean, I seldom laugh out loud on memes because I'm so used to it.
Man, when he does this one, I can't stop right there.
I know what you've got.
I've seen this one.
You've got to play that.
You've got to play it.
This is a tribute to Kamala Harris.
The VD. We call her VD. Yeah, pinch on it so it'll be bigger.
Okay, here we go.
Click on it.
to learn American history in full.
I've been really trying, baby.
I'm really proud.
Trying to hold back this feeling for so long.
Oh yeah, we'll get there.
And if you feel it, I got to feel it.
Do it, Willie.
Do it, Willie.
Come on.
Oh!
Come on.
Let's get it all.
Let us get it.
Oh my God.
Can you honestly look at her and not think of anything but that, though?
I know I can't.
Whenever I see her, I'm just thinking the same exact thing.
I mean, how sad is that?
BD. BD. BD. BD. BD. BD. BD. BD.
They shipped her ass over to Germany.
They got rid of her in a hurry, did they not?
They're like, that's your problem now, Merkel.
They shipped her ass out again.
Oh my gosh.
And here's something else.
Why hasn't he confirmed or picked his SCOTUS pick yet?
The black woman.
Why not?
I know.
I'll tell you why.
They're not going to pick until the beginning of the summer because they want to be confirming her right before the elections.
So it looks like they're doing something.
Everything's political with them.
So...
So you think it's going to be before the elections is when they're going to do it right there?
Yeah, when everything gets hot and heavy, like the summer, you know, for the elections coming up, they want to...
Why hasn't he done it yet?
It's been like a month since he's made that announcement, and it just fell off the screen.
So...
Well, and also, I think there was a lot of blowback from him saying that he was just going to select someone that was black, a black woman.
He narrowed the pool and made it about race and gender, of course.
So that, in and of itself, is enough for everyone to just pause and say, okay, what's wrong with this picture?
Why not a black woman trans?
Is he transsexual phobic?
Is he going to be gay?
Or is he homophobic?
You know, once you go down this road, you can't win.
You know, they're going to be like, the Democrats are going to be up there.
What is your pronouns?
They're going to be she, him, her.
Okay, well, you got my vote.
Next.
That's how ridiculous these people have gotten.
It's not even about law or anything.
It is ridiculous, and in fact, that is exactly what they're doing, because revealed, here it is, DailyMail.com, Biden's 34-year-old pick for top nuclear waste job-endured conversion therapy torture at hands of Southern Baptist missionary parents and is now non-binary drag queen who enjoys pup play and worships Daddy Fauci.
I kid you not.
This.
That's the guy that's gonna be...
That right there is the guy who's gonna be in charge of disposing our nuclear waste in this country.
And you see the guy on the right?
We're all going to look like that.
Oh no!
Oh no, you did not.
Oh no, you didn't.
Oh my gosh.
I seriously hope not.
Because that's really kind of what we're all a little afraid of here.
There's no question.
But this is real.
This is real.
This is not made up.
This is the guy.
There he is!
Sure.
So Brenton shown in social media images, they recently announced that they had appointed him into a role of the Department of Energy.
Here he is.
Okay, and here we are.
Oh my gosh, he's got my shoes on.
Oh my gosh!
You've got to be.
Well, at least he has good taste.
He does.
I swear that's not me.
I swear.
You're going to have to get your shoes.
That is your exact shoes.
Yes.
You probably let him borrow them, didn't you?
I may have.
They're a little small.
If you want to know, he's allowed to hire three assistants.
There they are.
You got Damn Daddy on the right.
Wolf boy.
And you got the guy on the left.
That's going to be his secretary.
And that's going to be the guy that's going to charge all the truck drivers.
I mean...
Oh, this is really...
I can't believe he's got your shoes on.
Oh, that's a terrible thing.
I'm sorry I didn't say that.
I wonder if anybody else would have caught that if I hadn't.
But they just stood out.
I love people who dress...
I love...
People who dress like that and then they go out in a big crowd because they have to be seen because it's all about needing attention.
And they're like, why are you looking at me?
Why are you staring at me?
What are you looking at?
I know.
I know.
And they get upset over it and they'll glare at you and then they'll say, what?
And you're like, well, I mean, seriously, you're the one that's causing attention to yourself.
That is what it is.
And so here it is.
This is Britain Sings in Honor of Daddy Fauci at Nun's Lavender Mass 2021.
I'm not going to do that to you.
I don't want to hear this.
Don't worry.
Look, look, that's how he's going to dispose of the nuclear waste.
He's got that little thing on his head.
And he's going to clap his way all the way to the disposal area and then just dump it with his head.
Oh my gosh.
Well, apparently he's part of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.
Lavender Mass in 2021.
They're known in San Francisco very well.
And there's quite a few of the sisterhoods.
They're supposedly nuns that dress up and drag.
And that's what their deal is.
But he's a part of that.
So this is the Biden administration.
This is what you have.
I'm going to remove that from the screen now.
Yeah, please.
There goes your nuclear waste.
You feel good about it?
Oh, my.
You see some sludge throwing down your favorite fishing creek.
That's the guy you talk to.
So here you go.
I love this one.
This is some good news.
Okay, ready for some good news?
Because after we just saw that mug, let's switch over here.
Breaking news!
Yes, our breaking news.
- It was breaking news. - Okay.
So you say here, there is a God.
The View's Joy Bears says she will wear a mask indefinitely in public places.
Wow, you celebrated that.
Music to all of our ears.
Put a gag in your mouth and duct tape it underneath it.
Wouldn't that be perfect?
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
Her and Whoopi are two of the most nasty, angry, miserable people on earth.
I've said this before on the show, but when I was growing up and when Whoopi became famous, she was a good actress and a funny comedian.
It was all about laughing and joking.
And liberalism and her political beliefs have turned her into just the biggest monster witch.
Evil, just nasty, bitter, racist.
Hate-filled whatever, man.
How can you live your life like that?
She hates everything.
Well, it's true, but it's not only that.
Now they're trying to make hating people and the whole racist thing cool.
They really are.
It's like part of this club, this society of you have to hate someone because of the color of their skin.
They're not equal to you because they are white.
They are of some other heritage.
And that's not what America is all about.
Not even at all.
And if you live in a city like LA, you know, for a fact, you've got everyone here, of all walks of life, from all different backgrounds, all different cultures.
That's not what I see when I walk down the street.
Not even at all.
And most people don't.
It's this administration.
It's the Democrats that are causing this divide.
They are making this acceptable.
They are making this part of their thing.
And now they've added whether you've been vaccinated or not as part of your status.
So I feel sorry for anybody that's out there that's looking for a mate or something because there's all kinds of credentials you have to have to get with a person before you're going to go out with them.
They want to know if you're vaccinated.
Most men don't want to go out with women that have gotten the vaccination, that's according to a new report, because they're afraid that they're not going to be able to have children.
Gosh, I didn't know that.
Yes, very concerned about it.
So those that are shopping are saying...
When I was young, quote unquote, going out with women, the last thing I was worried about was if they had babies or not.
You were hoping that they didn't.
Yeah, I was just like...
Yeah.
Gosh.
That's a red flag.
You go on your first date and they start talking about babies.
It's like, I'm out of here.
Check places.
Gotta go.
Thank you very much.
Yes, I do know that.
But it's really a thing now.
People want to know what your status is if you're for the vaccine or if you're not and what may happen if they were to get into a serious relationship with you.
A lot of my friends are telling me all of this stuff and it's really interesting.
Man.
Yeah.
That's one of the questions now, so who knows?
My day in life was way before Match.com, so we had to do it the old-fashioned way.
Talk to them on the phone, meet them in person, talk, actually get to know them.
Yeah.
I'm not saying anything wrong, but I mean, social media, you don't ever know who you're going to meet there.
It's true.
You have no idea who anyone is.
That's the thing.
But a lot of people do have fears about coming out because of their political views and because they could be persecuted for it.
I mean, let's face it.
If you live in a liberal city and if you're a single female and they can identify who you are and all of that stuff, you have a reason to be afraid.
Absolutely.
I know there are a lot of people here that would not ever try to give out their information because of that reason.
But somebody that just is missing it completely.
Hillary Clinton.
Alright, so here she is.
This is from The Daily Mail.
Oh my god.
You'll like this one though.
Hillary Clinton is heckled and booed as she arrives at the Democratic Convention in New York City for major comeback speech after calling Durham revelations that she spied on Trump nonsense.
So we actually have a video of her arriving.
Conspiracy theory.
Mm-hmm.
Here she is.
She's at the Sheraton Hotel.
Boo!
Yes, and she does get the boots.
Are you ready to hear the clip?
You'll love this one.
Here we go.
Oh, yeah, man.
And she's in an ambulance.
I should tell you that first.
She's in her ambulance.
That's how she travels.
They gotta plug her in.
Or you can't work, or you can't eat, or you can't eat.
Thank you.
Oh!
Bring it up!
Poor bitch!
Bring it up!
Oh God!
I got to worry.
Bring it up!
Lock her up!
Lock her up!
As they should lock her up.
100%.
She's not going to be able to escape.
I have a theory about this.
You do?
I'm curious to hear.
Yeah, I have a theory about this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I've been watching this, and I mean, I always say nothing's going to happen to anybody.
Nothing's ever going to actually happen to her.
But, you know, maybe they're going to get a few people here, at least like they are.
But I have a feeling all these people were in on it.
Biden was in on this, Obama was in on this, and Hillary was in on this.
But you notice that everything they're focusing on now is everything...
The Durham report had a few people maybe in Obama, a few people maybe...
We're involved in this and that, but everything was focused on Hillary, her lawyers, everything.
So they're going to go after her, and then when they do, that all these Obama people and all these Biden people, man, to keep them clean because that's who's running the White House, Obama and Biden again.
They're gonna throw Hillary right up under that bus.
You wait and see.
I hope they do.
They're gonna do it.
They've got plenty.
They are.
To save themselves.
They're gonna do it.
She's got quite a history there.
That was a good one.
I didn't mean to scare you there.
They're going to do it.
They will.
Because they're still all in power.
Obama's still running the show.
All his people, Susan Rice, Biden, and all his people are in there right now.
And she's been out of power for how long?
I mean, since Secretary of State, which she was given...
I mean, she was given everything.
She didn't earn anything.
She got elected one time, and that was because she pretended like she lived in New York City and ran unopposed and found somebody that runs unopposed in the district.
So she's never had to earn anything.
She was given everything she ever had.
But it's been a long time since she's been in power.
And it's been five years since she ran and lost.
And then she ran with Obama and lost.
So, I mean, all the power brokers are with Obama and Biden team.
So all her people have been out.
And they're going to throw her right under the bus soon.
Oh, I think so, too.
I don't think there's a question.
It's coming!
Especially since she was even taunting that she was going to run for president against him in 2024.
And you see her coming out.
Of course, it's here we are during election season, midterms, and she wants to position herself as one of the heads of her party.
It's over now.
I think so.
It's over now.
But this is...
That's done.
Yes.
I hope so.
The woman is so evil on so many levels.
Well, here it is.
Breaking.
Hillary attorney Sussman files request to dismiss his Durham investigation case.
All right.
So, he wants his case dismissed.
Slimy.
Yeah.
I'm following.
They're probably putting a lot of pressure on these people.
I don't know, you know.
I'm I've always said from the beginning, this is a case that already all the people, the Comeys, everybody should have been down already, man.
Everybody that was in on this should already be arrested years ago.
I'm not a huge Durham fan.
I'm glad what he's doing, but I'll be a huge Durham fan if he takes down one major player.
I don't care if it's Peter Strzok, Lisa Page.
Take down one player.
When I see it, I'll be a huge Durham fan.
I'll be, all right, he did it.
He took down one out of 50,000.
But you got to take down one for me.
You got to start taking indictments and reports.
I don't care about that.
Do what they did to Trump's people.
Roger Stone, he didn't do anything wrong.
Raid their houses, perp walk them, 17 people banging his door with rifles, and perp walk him, go get a judge that's a Trump judge, and then make his life hell, what they did to General Flynn.
I mean, that's what I want to see, because that's what they deserve.
They're the real...
It's not Roger Stone, not General Flynn, for God's sakes.
They are.
They absolutely are.
So, get with it.
You've been on it for three years.
It's long enough.
I don't want to hear building a case, blah, blah, blah.
Barney Fife could build a case on this.
It's so blatantly obvious.
It is.
So, get them done.
This is where they're trying to make deals, right?
And that's what you worry about.
These backroom, backdoor situations where people are saying...
That's what's going on right now.
Exactly.
And I'm not comfortable with that.
They're going to throw Hillary's team.
That's right.
Hillary's team's going down and they're going to save Biden and Obama.
That's what's going to happen.
That's...
Just my prediction.
I could be wrong.
I'm wrong a lot.
But on this one, I'm going to be right.
I've seen you call stuff way, way in the future.
So I don't know.
There is something to be said about fortune turd.
But here we are.
This is the New York Post who is reporting this development and Gateway Pundit.
So attorneys for Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign lawyer filed a motion Thursday to dismiss special counsel John Durham's case against him.
Calling the matter extraordinary prosecutorial overreach.
I think not.
No.
If you spy on someone, both before they are in office and during, there's a problem.
What you did to Trump for four years.
That's right.
Lord!
I know.
So that is their argument right now.
And here it is.
I loved this.
I don't know if you had a chance to see it or not, but President Trump released it.
Oh, I haven't seen this one.
Let's do it.
Oh, you're gonna love it.
He releases his new video.
I haven't seen it.
This sums it up for everyone.
Justice is coming for...
We call her Hillary.
So, Justice is served.
Here we go.
It's coming.
The biggest scandal was when they spied on my campaign.
They spied on my campaign list.
There's no real evidence of that.
Of course there is.
It's all over the place.
A new report from special counsel John Durham.
Clinton campaign lawyers paid a tech company to infiltrate Trump servers to fabricate a connection between Trump and Russia.
Hillary Clinton broke the law to frame Trump as a Russian traitor.
This is truly unprecedented, truly something that has never happened in the history of our great country.
This is a digital insurrection.
Turns out the Trump-Russian collusion story was just a deflection from the Hillary-Russian collusion story.
Trump was right.
Trump was telling the truth.
It was you, Hillary Clinton, who undermined our democracy.
There are people that should go to jail.
Yeah!
That's it.
How perfect is that?
I love that.
Love it.
I do too.
I can't wait to hopefully...
Oh, I hope one day to get a...
Nice retweet from Trump on his new...
Oh, that'd be awesome, won't it?
You will!
We can all try again to get a Trump retweet.
Oh, my gosh.
We'll see.
I know we're going to see that from truth.
You know what?
I'm just happy that we're going to be able to see a truth from Donald Trump, meaning a tweet, not as if it's truth.
Yeah, a truth.
I'm going to have a hard time with that thing.
So it's called a truth?
That's what it is, not a tweet, but a truth?
So we're going to get a truth.
Yeah, it's a post your truth, and the truth is lit up.
I think it says post your truth, and you hit it, and it's a truth.
Oh, my gosh.
So, hey, let me go on it real quick.
Hold on.
Okay, I'm going to go into it with my phone real quick, and you won't be able to see this, but let me just go on here for a minute to make sure, see what it says.
Ooh, 202 followers now.
Ooh, see, the show.
Now all of the big check marks are watching, and they're saying, oh, pretty cool cat.
Not only behind the keyboard, but on the airwaves as well.
In fact, you did make...
Yeah, composed truth.
Like when you go on to like...
Yeah, interesting.
Yeah, it actually says composed truth.
And then there's a button that says truth that you hit.
So you compose your truth.
Truth.
Wow.
I cannot wait.
So it's pretty good, man.
I'm looking at it now.
I mean, it's set up good.
It's going to be fun.
Are you?
I am a little jealous.
I know.
I wasn't trying to rub it in.
I just...
I didn't want to rub it into everybody today.
I'm just more like, man, this is here.
It's about to happen.
No, I'm so glad.
No, I'm so glad that it happened with you.
But I'm jealous because I want to see it and I want to start using it.
And I know that you're, but of everyone, you are so deserving of it.
I mean, I don't fall in that category even at all.
You are like a special kind of cat and you deserve it 100%.
But I just think it's going to be amazing.
And I cannot wait until we are all on there together.
And so you'll just, you'll get all the bugs worked out.
It's Monday.
Yeah.
Monday.
It's coming.
So, yeah.
So, man.
And I'm on the same handle, everybody.
And it's verifies.
It's a red check mark, but it's at captor2.
I'm at CatTurd2Getter, at CatTurd2Twitter, at CatTurd2Truth, and I'm only at CatTurd on Gab.
That is so cool.
I just think that's awesome.
So here it is right here.
I'm just going to blow this up so everybody can see it real quick.
And it's got a red checkmark here.
So when you become a part of this platform, make sure you go and follow CatTurd.
The first thing you do after you put together your...
I got zero followers.
Check it out.
This is going to go down in history.
This has never happened before.
Oh my gosh.
Zero followers.
Zero followers for Cat Turd.
That'll change rapidly.
There it is.
Truths and replies.
So they're just replies and then truths are truths.
So compose your truth.
And then media.
This must be where you upload a video.
Right here?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Mm-hmm.
The feed's the same thing as your homepage on Twitter.
That is so awesome.
Well, I'm going to drop the link.
If you have not signed up for Truth, go ahead and sign up.
I'll drop the link into the chat room so that you all have it.
And that way you can get your handle reserved and everything.
Everybody's going to be after him.
And everybody's going to be trying to hack him.
And there's going to be 10 million people trying to hit it at one time.
And there's going to be trolls and this and that.
But just have some patience with it because, you know, Twitter couldn't handle that kind of volume in one day.
So I'm sure it's going to...
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure it's going to...
It'll all get worked out in a week, hopefully.
Oh, definitely.
So, yeah, just realize...
Do what I did.
When they took the parlor down, everybody was going to Gab, so Gab got really slow.
But if you want to sign up and you're up in the middle of the night or something and you can't get on, just do it at 1 a.m.
or something.
Just do it real fast.
It'll take five minutes.
But at Monday when it starts at 5 o'clock in the afternoon, man, it's going to be crushed.
That would be incredible.
I am so excited.
It'll probably take me a long time to get on there.
But I'll do what you said.
I want to say this, too.
Also, all these other places, they are a little bit echo chambery.
I mean, all the other ones are just a bunch of conservatives.
But I'm going to tell you, this is Trump.
And they hate Trump.
All these people are obsessed with him.
They still talk about him.
They won't be able to stay away.
They're going to join this thing and try to be trolls over there.
But they're coming, believe me.
They're not going to be able to stay away.
They won't be able to do it because they hate him like that.
They have to come because they're obsessed with him.
Oh, they are.
He lives in their heads and they'll never get past it.
Oh my gosh.
So if you are not signed up, please make sure that you go ahead and do so.
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