Conspirituality - Brief: Black Friday’s Wellness Extravaganza

Nov. 29, 2025 - Conspirituality

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Brief: Black Friday’s Wellness Extravaganza

Derek and Julian survey all of the incredible, life-changing deals going down this weekend in Wellnesslandia. Show Notes Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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	Here in the United States, it is Thanksgiving weekend.
	We hope you had a nice holiday on Thursday if you celebrate.
	As an immigrant with a wife from Louisiana, it is a holiday I've come to really enjoy.
	It's an opportunity to get together with what we jokingly call other orphans who are either immigrants or estranged from family or out-of-state transplants, just not up for making a long trek home for a turkey dinner.
	Yesterday was Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, the busiest shopping day in the U.S. and the official start of Christmas marketing.
	The idea of Black Friday has been around since the 50s, with the name apparently being coined in Philadelphia to describe the mayhem of shoppers flooding the city.
	But intensified marketing from the 1980s onward and then peaking in the 2010s poured gasoline on the fire of Black Friday.
	And people remember some of the television footage of this as an American spectacle with throngs of crowds swarming into stores to take advantage of heavily discounted prices, people often knocking one another over, elbowing each other, getting into fights.
	And in addition, there were brawls and shoppers and retail staff being stabbed and shot, hospitalized with facial lacerations, and in one tragic case, trampled to death, all in the quest of a good deal.
	But both the internet and then COVID have led to behavioral changes that have moved a lot of Black Friday shopping online, with Amazon especially soaking up a lot of that digital business all the way through what is now called Cyber Monday.
	What about online wellness?
	You're listening to a Conspirituality Brief, Black Friday's Wellness Extravaganza.
	I'm Julian Walker.
	And I'm Derek Barris.
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	And we have a Black Friday deal for you to...
	No, I'm kidding.
	We don't actually.
	So on this podcast, we're quick to point out how so many wellness influencers, pseudoscience and alternative medicine proponents, and optimized biohackers drive their social media followers towards sales funnels for slickly marketed, overpriced, and poorly evidenced products and services.
	That's their business model.
	And surely, no sales opportunity this culturally significant could be squandered.
	So we thought we'd sit back with some non-GMO popcorn slathered in warm beef tallow and sprinkled with pink Himalayan sea salt to track the Black Friday online wellness marketing frenzy in the week leading up to Thanksgiving.
	Well, that's that's actually an important point to get back to your intro there about peaking in the 2010s.
	I really think it did because at some point in the last decade, Black Friday became November 1st.
	Like people started offering Black Friday deals weeks ago now, which kind of, in one sense, it's like, fuck it.
	Like the idea you would actually go outside on that Friday to shop is insane to me in the first place.
	You know, and of course we have Cyber Monday.
	This is a Saturday.
	So what is it?
	Sunless Saturday, a fishbone song we could do.
	And then what do we do after Sunday?
	Easy like Sunday morning.
	Yeah.
	So we have Black Friday, Sunless Saturday, Easy Like Sunday, Sunday morning, Manic Monday, or Cyber Monday.
	So before we begin into the Black Friday deals that started weeks ago, we should pour one out though.
	Well, maybe let's pour two out because two clothing lines went out of business recently.
	I'm really sad about this.
	JPU Sears is shutting down his line of t-shirts and hats with a final Black Friday sale where you can score such gems as got God and but God.
	And of course, the We the People shirt he rocks over his steroid addled chest and biceps.
	Meanwhile, JP's buddy Mickey Willis is also shutting down his truthwear line, Rebel Lion Threads.
	I'm guessing that's because he can now focus on his Rebel Lion.
	And if you're wondering where that name comes from, it's Rebellion in two words.
	His supplement line, which he's been pushing hard recently.
	Let's listen to his wife, Nadia, pitching the final sale.
	If there was ever a time to wear your truth out in the open, now is the time.
	So we're clearing out the vault with our pandemic and Rebel Lion blowout sale.
	And once this gear is gone, it's gone for good.
	No restocks, no reprints.
	This is the final run of our most iconic pieces.
	Every shirt, hoodie, and sweatshirt was created to support the movement and spark conversation, something that is needed now more than ever.
	Because let's be honest, these aren't just clothes.
	They're bold reminders that you weren't crazy.
	You were just early.
	I love this.
	It's so good because you set it up so perfectly.
	And I'm really glad I didn't listen to the clip ahead of time because the energy is just like so, it's like, you're never going to be able to access these ever again because we're not going to make them anymore because they sell so badly.
	But now is the time.
	And you have to do this because you're such an amazing, fearless warrior who was early.
	And the music, the stock music, man, that I've never heard that song in 10,000 other TikToks and other things when people don't want to pay for music.
	I also want to say this whole idea, I mean, look, we exist.
	We sell things.
	We sell subscriptions to this podcast.
	It is how we make a living.
	You know, I am not against marketing.
	I've worked in a lot of marketing companies, but this perpetual idea, it's not just clothing.
	It's an identity.
	It's like, fuck off.
	It's a t-shirt and it's a douchebag t-shirt when you're telling people not to take vaccines.
	So just, I just wish people would be more honest about what it is.
	It's like, hey, if you like our shirt, buy it.
	Cool.
	But the level they have to try to bring it up, especially because I have to say, they're selling some of these shirts for like $2.99.
	And apparently it says it's everything's made or at least printed in the USA.
	I don't know about made in the USA, but printed in the USA, which is not cheap, by the way.
	So they are taking a loss on these.
	So they're just trying to push stocks.
	So just be straight up about it.
	Yeah.
	And anyone who buys any of this, spoiler alert, they weren't early.
	They're getting them right at the very last minute.
	Marked down probably like 80% from what they were originally selling for.
	Wow, it's amazing, too, how Nadia has increasingly become part of the face of the business.
	So I focused for this episode on Instagram, and I found that as of the Friday before Thanksgiving, most of the influencers I checked out had not yet posted their Black Friday deals.
	And not only, Derek, did that all change come Saturday morning, but just doing a few searches using words like detox and cleansing and enemas and supplements and Black Friday wellness the day before meant that my personal Instagram feed transformed overnight from being dominated by videos of citizens resisting ice raids and scientists talking about Bobby Kennedy's medical apocalypse to now hosting a deluge of promoted posts with Black Friday deals on everything from coffee for your butt.
	Ciao.
	life-changing supplement protocols, to medicinal mushrooms and concierge blood testing service subscriptions.
	It quickly became apparent that I was going to have to pick and choose over what to cover because there was so much there.
	I decided, for the sake of humor, to start with Happy Bumco because how could I not?
	They're running a 25% off Black Friday sale that invites their 116,000 Instagram followers to happybumco.com, which was started by a colon hydrotherapist with her own history of childhood constipation.
	Their tagline is that, quote, healing can happen only when we believe it is possible.
	And their marketing photos feature young and fit, smiling models.
	The guys are ripped and for some reason shirtless.
	The ladies, probably because they're ripped.
	The ladies are slim and toned and they all have recently highlighted hair and they're wearing yoga outfits.
	They're each holding various types of enema apparati or bags of butt coffee aloft like they've hit the glow up wellness jackpot.
	Everything on the site is up to 25% off and customers are going to spend between $154 and $549 for starter bundles, depending on the quality of the coffee, whether you select glass or silicon for the enema kit, and whether you're emphasizing in your purchase liver detox, probiotic infusion, or both.
	Now, I looked it up and there's no science to support coffee enemas having any health benefits.
	And medical professionals instead warn that risks include infection, colitis, seizures, heart and lung problems, and in some rare cases, death.
	That's all minor.
	I see a happy bumco endanger coffee collab happening in the future here for sure.
	So on this past Thursday's episode, I recapped my time at Eudaimonia Summit and a title sponsor was Mark Hyman's Function Health.
	Unlike you grabbing a photo with Del Bigtree at a film festival, Julian, a while back, I walked by Mark numerous times, but I couldn't bring myself to it because I might have just yelled at him instead.
	I do have a level of temperament, as we talked about when it comes to being on stage, but I just don't know if I could have pulled it off.
	And one of the reasons is because Function Health, which offers a $499 annual membership to get over 160, probably mostly meaningless lab tests that inevitably becomes a supplement's downline when they indicate that some of your levels are off, just rubs me the wrong way.
	But great news, Black Friday shoppers, you can get a year for only $365.
	I think that's a sacred yoga number.
	And they need all the help they can get because they've raised $350 million in VC money now.
	And investors like Andreessen Horowitz, Matt Damon, Kevin Hart, and sadly, Pedro Pascal is an investor.
	They all want a return on investment.
	Now, I want to be fair.
	Celebrities often have people handling their portfolios.
	I don't know how invested he is, but when I saw him pop up, I was kind of bum.
	But strangely, though, even though it's listed as a Black Friday deal, their Instagram page, which I looked over in the comments section, says that's now the new annual price.
	So I don't really know if it's a deal.
	And I'll just add that just yesterday, Hyman sent out an email for his own 10-day detox Black Friday deal.
	And he does this thing.
	I'm sure you've seen it in yoga spaces.
	I've seen it forever.
	It's just like, you're going to eat like shit.
	So then take this to detox from when you eat like shit.
	And that's what his marketing pitch is.
	And I can't believe people still buy into that.
	Yeah, it sounds very much like New Orleans around Mardi Gras.
	Right, right.
	You're going to indulge very intensely and then you're going to go through a period of pious kind of repenting and cleansing.
	One of my good friends goes to Jazz Fest every year and he takes photos of what they're eating and sends it to me.
	And I'm like, that's not food.
	I don't know what that is.
	But I'm sure it's delicious.
	But my God, you're putting that into your body right now.
	Yeah, whether it's turducken or shrimp po-boys, it gets pretty wild.
	Fried Snickers.
	All right.
	I've gotten the butt coffee out of the way, but for some reason I keep referring back to it because I think it's funny.
	I want to home in now on an interesting phenomenon.
	So like any marketplace, as wellness has become more lucrative, people selling very similar things start to get competitive with one another around how they persuade marks.
	Oh, I'm sorry, I mean customers that their product is the best.
	So take something like colostrum.
	It's the special kind of milk secreted by the mammary glands of mammals right after they've given birth.
	And colostrum contains antibodies and growth factors and other bioactives that help newborns to develop their immune system, to digest the milk that they will soon be surviving on from their mothers and to begin to produce fecal matter.
	Even though there's currently no medically accepted use of cow colostrum to treat any human health condition, it sure does sound like it might be beneficial, right?
	And so there is a thriving market for this magic milk.
	Usually it's in powdered form and it sounds kind of harmless.
	There's one catch though.
	About 15% of bovine colostrum contains salmonella and pasteurizing it destroys the very substances that are being promoted as beneficial, which is why you would buy it in the first place.
	Oh, pasteurizing, you mean like injecting vaccines into it?
	Isn't that what pasteurization is?
	Absolutely.
	Yes, it's completely unnatural.
	So as with war milk, buyer beware, because there actually have been documented cases of powdered milk products still creating salmonella outbreaks.
	Anyway, here's a reel from Wonder Cow, which is a company promoting a 30% off Black Friday deal to their 26,000 Instagram followers.
	You're spending hundreds of dollars on white colostrum.
	You might as well just be lighting your money on fire.
	If your favorite immunity supplement, collagen, and prebiotics, had a baby, it would be close to what colostrum is.
	Wonder cow colostrum is gold because it has zero fillers, zero additives.
	It's not yellow.
	It's not worth your time.
	Liquid gold or bust.
	Yeah, so there you go.
	Don't get that other colostrum.
	That white stuff is soap, super basic.
	Wonder cow has the gold colostrum.
	Don't light your money on fire for the white shit.
	Well, what if we go even one step better than this in the competitive marketing?
	If you're taking bovine lactoferrin, you need to switch it with human milk lactoferrin.
	So now the first time in history, we're able to make human milk equivalent lactoferrin, which is 15 times more potent per dose than cow-based lactoferrin, which is found in colostrum.
	It's 22 times better at surviving gastric digestion.
	And it's also twice as anti-inflammatory in a simulated gut model, which is really, really amazing.
	But this is all, while the body also recognizes human milk lactoferrin as self.
	So every time you take cow-based lactoferrin, you're actually triggering a 201% increase in adverse antibodies.
	When you take human milk lactoferrin, there's a 0% increase in adverse antibodies.
	What this means is like basically, the cow lactoferrin is being rejected by your immune system every time you take it, even if it's just a small rejection.
	Why?
	Well, because we're not cows, right?
	We're humans, so we should be taking human milk lactoferrin.
	So that's one of the incredible things about it.
	Yeah, this reminds me of, there's been documentaries done on this on bodybuilders who buy breast milk and women who are pumping breast milk and then selling it, making a shit ton of money.
	So good on the women for finding an industry that, but although it takes a toll on their body, but like, like these dudes are just guzzling breast milk in smoothies, and this is the same crowd that won't get vaccinated.
	It's, it's mind-boggling.
	And with colostrum specifically, again, very small effect size, if any, like for most people on what they're going for.
	And so it's just the marketing around, but I love that woman.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	I love when they use podcasts as ads.
	Yeah, totally.
	Totally.
	So that, in case you're wondering, is a company called Capos.
	And they've got the real colostrum.
	Man, there's actually a little graphic on the screen during that clip that we played that compares consuming bovine colostrum, which of course is the bad stuff, to pouring diesel into a petrol car.
	So this is a new company, though.
	They only have 3,000 followers on Instagram.
	So I feel a little bad punching down on them.
	And their first post was less than six months ago.
	Let's see what happens with them.
	They do sell a 30-day supply of colostrum human powder for $76.
	I don't feel bad because they're going to hire Gary Brecca to do some ads and then they'll have tens of thousands of followers.
	It's inevitable.
	And they'll be on Rogan.
	So the most disorienting message that I've heard during this preparation for this episode is from our old pal, Yolan Norris Clark.
	Old school conspiratuality listeners will remember when we covered her free birth society extensively back in 2020.
	She gave us many great episodes.
	She used to call us the conspiratuality bros on her Facebook reels as some sort of slur.
	Well, The Guardian came out last week with bombshell reporting by Sirin Kell.
	She's excellent.
	I've been interviewed by her for other pieces.
	She's a great writer.
	And Lucy Osborne was the other reporter in this.
	They spent years interviewing 18 women in their families who were harmed by Clark and her business partner, Emily Saldaya.
	I'll include a link to the article in the show notes.
	You should really read it.
	A number of women lost their babies or had them harmed for life because they followed the free birth principles of if you're ever seeing a doctor for your birth, you're doing it wrong.
	Now, I know some people have successful free births.
	This is not a, you know, I, it's up to, I don't know a parent.
	I don't get into that stuff.
	But Clark and Saldea were specifically keeping women away from anything to do with the medical establishment.
	That's a problem.
	Meanwhile, the women made millions of dollars selling courses, books, and workshops.
	Mallory DeMille sent me one of Clark's recent stories where she starts talking about blowback from the Guardian reporting.
	And then let me know if you hear the pivot.
	It's been a very strange time that's been sort of interspersed with death threats and threats to my children, but those have been surprisingly minimal.
	And overwhelmingly, the messages that I've been receiving have been so incredibly positive.
	And I appreciate it all so much.
	I really, I really do.
	Thank you.
	Thank you so much.
	I've also been receiving tons of messages from women who have taken advantage of my Black Friday sale.
	The sale is on for the next week and almost all of my workshops and programs and courses, my toddler bundle on toileting your toddler easefully and relating to your toddler with joy and ease is a huge discount.
	That's a super popular one.
	I've received so much positive feedback about that.
	Yeah, let me reiterate.
	This is a years long investigative journalism article about how her courses, which she made millions of dollars on, resulted in the death and disfigurements and or disfigurement of babies around the world.
	And then she's saying, I've mostly received positive messages.
	And if you want to take my course, I have a sale right now.
	Incredible way to turn a lot of negative attention and publicity into a sales opportunity.
	I mean, this is the farthest extent of how bad this kind of stuff gets, right?
	Because it's just, it's so appalling.
	It's so tragic.
	And it's so sort of nakedly opportunistic.
	And like narcissistically oblivious to like, hold on a second.
	Like you, you just, the criticisms that are being leveled at you are incredibly, incredibly serious.
	Well, we, we covered this briefly, I think in a twick a few months ago because Emily had a stillbirth at 40 weeks when she was preparing for the new season of her podcast with Clark.
	And even though her free birth resulted, because she wouldn't go to the doctor, resulted in the death of her baby, she was like, well, there's so much good information in this podcast.
	I'm not going to stop it.
	So just kept releasing it.
	Like talk, again, I don't even know if narcissism is the right word, just obliviousness or the harm that you're doing.
	And when you're so invested in making millions of dollars, I mean, Sirin and Lucy talk about this, how she overextended herself and bought like this fucking mansion because she was making so much money.
	And then and then that becomes your identity and you have to keep selling even after your own principles result in the death of your own baby.
	That is fucking twisted.
	Well, let's have a palate cleanser here.
	I'm going to go back to my analysis about a more benign form of competitive sales pitching.
	So I have one more clip from Areel here that I just have to share.
	Yeah, I'm sorry, Julian.
	You pitched me doing this as a fun, light episode.
	And then I found the clerk because of, blame Mallory.
	We just blame Mallory for that.
	This is where the stuff goes, though.
	It is.
	So this is probably something like the 12th time we've done this sale.
	We were doing it before Black Friday was even a thing.
	And I did this sale at this time every single year.
	The biggest sale that we ever have is because going into this silly season, I want your organs and your nervous system and your immune system and the entirety of your system absolutely protected and ramped and energized to just sail gracefully through the silly season.
	But as well, it started off as a Christmas sale so you can stock up and get all of your friends and family mushrooms and tonic herbs.
	Now, you know this, but they don't know that these are some of the most transformational medicinal mushrooms and adaptogenic tonic herbs that are in existence.
	And we extract them in a really potent way, meaning they're transformational.
	They're the best ever.
	You have no idea how you can change someone's life by gifting them.
	You know, because you're going to be dosing up on these mushrooms.
	But that fork in the road, you're going to gift them these mushrooms.
	Maybe they're going down disengagement and lack of capacity within their organs in order to have the best future ever and best health ever.
	And they've gone down that route because you've gifted it to them and you've gotten beautiful handbooks that we send out and guides for them to be taking.
	And all of a sudden, they're deep on this transformational journey.
	And that all comes because you stocked your cart right now and you gifted it to everybody this Christmas.
	Don't miss out.
	Take a fucking breath, man.
	Jesus.
	I'm wondering how many times he did that and how much he had to psych himself up or if that just his personality and he naturally can do that kind of pitching.
	It's uh it's pretty amazing.
	He probably did it right after a coffee anima.
	Yeah, it's it's it's very possible.
	So I want to test your uh your music knowledge, Derek.
	Could you could you make out what Missy Elliott track was playing in the background?
	It sounds like a premiere production just with the beat, but no, I don't know.
	Uh-huh.
	I don't know her catalog very well.
	Okay.
	It's called bomb intro/slash past the duchy.
	It's one of my favorite tracks of hers.
	And I'm like, could you not have maybe just taken the vocals off that track if you were going to speak like that over the top of it?
	Because it's really jarring.
	It's really the whole thing is just chaotic and weird.
	This guy's from a company called Superfeast.
	And he claimed, I don't know if you caught this in the beginning.
	It's hard to hold on to everything he said, but at the beginning, he claimed that their company was doing Black Friday sales before it was even a thing, which is very interesting.
	They have the best medicinal mushrooms because of how they're extracted.
	And they're going to save your friends and family's lives.
	Did you catch that towards the end there?
	Superfeast has 96,000 Instagram followers and their Black Friday special was 40% off.
	Their website claims that their powders, potions, and capsules are basically good for absolutely everything.
	And they have a wall of anecdotal video testimonials in lieu of any actual science backing up their health claims.
	The very first video features a young couple talking about being so horny from their adaptogenic mushroom blend that they had sex for 30 days in a row.
	The average product looks to run about $60 for a jar full of whatever these medicinal mushrooms are.
	Again, this whole, this is the real deal.
	This is the best one ever.
	Like this is all the marketers have to do in order to try to stand out.
	And I just wonder who falls for that at this point.
	Like you just have to have a tune out button when people make these claims at this point because it's so over the top.
	And also, real-time fact check, I am extremely sorry.
	It was produced by Timberland, who is Missy's producer, who I usually think of, I don't know why I said Premiere.
	I think it's because Premiere is a new album coming out with Nas in a couple of weeks.
	So I'm very excited about that.
	But Timberland produced that track with me, which makes sense.
	Yeah.
	And that pitch too.
	You can tell that they did put a little bit of thought into it in terms of like, okay, who is this pitch for?
	This pitch is for the people who are looking for a gift idea for friends and family who might be going through a lot of stress.
	And we're going to pitch them on the idea that you could change their life by taking them down a fork in the road away from complete collapse and disaster and towards just flourishing and thriving because of our amazing products.
	It's pretty, it's pretty interesting strategy.
	Yeah, it's how you pull people into your cult.
	So last one for me, I will also again shout out Mallory because this is from the focus of our recent cancer episode with her.
	Carly Shankman, aka Carly Loves Kale, healed her cancer with oncology, to be clear, but later pivoted and credited the real success of her healing journey to all the holistic practices she did after surgery and chemotherapy.
	And then she started selling those products.
	She writes about her non-toxic swaps before she offers discount codes for Black Friday too.
	Oh, look at that.
	Happy bum coffee animas is on there.
	Can't get away from it.
	No, we also have red light saunas and face masks, trampolines, aka rebounders, which have suddenly have magical healing powers.
	Oh, yeah.
	Juicers and raw juices, nail polish, laundry detergent, creatine gummies, cannabis gummies, electrolytes and indoor air purifiers.
	This is all in one fucking post.
	This list of holistic tchotchkis is all somehow related to our cancer diagnosis because sure, why not?
	I mean, when I went through cancer, a trampoline certainly helped me.
	I'm going to close with two quick observations and examples here.
	And Derek, you referenced our episode from a few days ago that covered your visit to the Udaimonia Health Conference, as well as Peter Attia's longevity science sales pitch.
	And he's becoming a big dog in the market sector that you referenced already with some of those celebrity investors.
	It's the selling of pricey concierge medical testing and biomarker tracking.
	And I have to say, whether it was my search history around his companies or the Black Friday Pediatias companies or the Black Friday wellness stuff I was looking up on Instagram alongside AG1 and Mudwater and yes, Happy Bumco, introductory deals for bespoke medical testing services suddenly took up a really strong chunk of my algorithm over the last few days.
	So these services, as I looked them up, I followed up and looked at the different websites.
	They range from about $400 a year for the basic service to quadruple that.
	So about $1,600 a year annually, to then get a ton of recommendations from a dedicated longevity practitioner, plus discounts on the supplements they are inevitably going to recommend.
	Like that's right there in the list of benefits if you sign up at the highest level.
	You'll get discounts on the supplements we're going to sell you.
	At the high end, so $1,600, that's still almost five times lower than the entry level of what Peter Attiya's company offers.
	But I guess that's the celebrity doctor add-on fee.
	Speaking of supplements, though, while their evidence is thin, some companies have the business model down to an actual science.
	These are the ones who like Veracity, will have you do a health quiz right on the sales page that then directs you toward their multiple supplement protocols that are billed as being for weight loss or stress, paramenopause or burnout.
	And those protocols are going to run you anywhere from $108 to $214 for a monthly supply.
	If you get auto delivery every month, which is what they're really trying to get you to sign up for, because the prices go up by about 20% on any of those products if it's just a one-time purchase.
	But hey, at least with Black Friday, you're getting almost 65% off of your first subscription.
	You know, I did one of those online tests for function health, or it might have been Mark Hyman, actually.
	It might have been his own brand.
	And I answered differently a few different times.
	And it was like 45 questions, you know, and measuring your stress levels.
	And I saw his grading curve was like 10 or under means you're not very stressed, you know, and from on from there.
	And I answered in each different bucket.
	And wouldn't you guess every one resulted in me needing some sort of supplement.
	Even when I got 45 out of 45, meaning I wasn't stressed at all, there was still something to sell me at the end.
	It's fucking incredible.
	Congratulations.
	You're doing really well.
	Would you like to be doing even better?
	Because we've got something for you.
	Well, exactly.
	That's how it was phrased.
	It was sort of like, wow, you don't have a lot of stress, but you could still be helped by this.
	That's exactly how it was framed.
	Incredible.
	So what I found was that the 900-pound gorilla, at least in terms of comparatively everything else I saw in this particular space, the supplement space, turned out to be a company called Do Not Age.
	And this smelled to me decidedly like they're super overstocked.
	I'm getting shades of like Nadia trying to sell all of those t-shirts for $2.99 each.
	Their Black Friday deals included an ultimate bundle of 30 bottles of around 15 different anti-aging supplements.
	So in some cases, it was two bottles of each, marked down for Black Friday from $8,168 to $4,901.
	This was like the day.
	Also sacred numbers.
	Exactly.
	It didn't sound like a super great deal to me, Derek, to go to their website and give them almost five grand.
	But then I realized they threw in a free branded pill carrier for all of those supplements and a water bottle because you're going to need to wash them down with something and blue light blocking glasses.
	I'm sold.
	You know, when I first read the script and going through it, I read quickly and I thought that said donut age.
	And I think for this weekend, that is going to be my supplement of choice.
	Yes, let's do it.
	Let's do it.
	What's your favorite kind of donut?
	You know, Callan just went to a local donut place here in Portland called Sesame, which is an old school one, which we never went into.
	And they are actually rated some of the best donuts.
	They are fantastic.
	And I love a good plain cake donut because there's an art to doing a cake donut right.
	And that is one of the best cake donuts I've ever had.
	And I also think, though, just growing up near an apple orchard, apple cider donuts are just crack to me.
	And they did a pretty good apple cider donut.
	I've had better, but that was good.
	How about you?
	I'm glad I asked.
	I'm not really much of a donut guy.
	I tend to like Eclairs, if I'm ever going to have something in that family.
	Eclairs are great.
	They got to get the chocolate right.
	Usually they lean too much on the filling.
	And I find that it just gets really messy.

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