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Some very sad news. | ||
Get your tissues out. | ||
It's very sad. | ||
Nikki Haley has suspended her presidential campaign, and yeah, it's a lot to go through. | ||
It's a lot to process. | ||
I'm here for you. | ||
If you need to take a second, if you're driving, why don't you pull over? | ||
It's okay to cry on the side of the road. | ||
Everyone's doing it. | ||
You can trauma dump on TikTok right now. | ||
Fortunately, in her concession speech, all two of her fans were there. | ||
All two of her voters were there. | ||
But she did say that she was ceding the nomination to Trump after he pretty much destroyed her in Super Tuesday. | ||
And she had some words of inspiration to all of us, really just kind of saying what this campaign was and what it was about in the retrospect. | ||
Take a listen to what Nikki Haley said. | ||
Our national debt will eventually crush our economy. | ||
A smaller federal government is not only necessary for our freedom, it is necessary for our survival. | ||
Oh, I'm sorry. | ||
Did she just say something about the debt and that we need a smaller government? | ||
That seems weird. | ||
Did Nikki Haley see herself on the campaign trail? | ||
Because I didn't feel like that was someone that wanted to shrink government or shrink You don't play the tit-for-tat with Iran. | ||
What you do instead is, when they do this, you go right at the heart of their infrastructure. | ||
You hit their ability to go and even hurt an American soldier. | ||
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Physically. | |
If that doesn't work with Iran, Yes, you take out their infrastructure. | ||
If that doesn't work, then you go after the leadership in the IRGC and make sure you go after the leadership in Iran. | ||
Bomb, bomb, bomb. | ||
Maybe bombs are free. | ||
I don't know. | ||
And then if that doesn't work, bomb some more. | ||
And then there was, of course, the case of Ukraine, when one young woman was trying to make this work. | ||
How are we going to be America first, not spend any money, but also bomb and supply funding for other countries? | ||
Here's what Nikki had to say. | ||
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Please explain to us how you will put the United States first. | |
And additionally, I'm wondering how you can continue to send money to Ukraine where they're really not accounting for how they're spending all of our billions of dollars. | ||
And just to support Ukraine, it only costs three and a half percent of our defense budget. | ||
That's it. | ||
Well, you heard it, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
It's just going to cost 3.5% of our defense budget. | ||
So, you know, approximately $56.7 billion. | ||
That's it. | ||
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That's it. | |
We're just going to give Ukraine $56.7 billion. | ||
What are you complaining about, you guys? | ||
Get to work. | ||
And by the way, it wasn't just Ukraine, of course. | ||
There was more countries. | ||
It wasn't just Iran that needed to be bombed. | ||
It wasn't Ukraine that needed our money. | ||
It was also, of course, Israel. | ||
Here she is again. | ||
Take a listen. | ||
You know, the one thing I'll say is America has to get this right. | ||
The world is on fire and America has to get this right. | ||
The right thing to do is we were there for Ukraine because it's a pro-American, freedom-loving country that was invaded by a thug. | ||
And that thug has said that once he takes Ukraine, Poland and the Baltics are next. | ||
Those are NATO countries and that's about war. | ||
We're about preventing war. | ||
So you've got Ukraine, then you have Israel. | ||
And we see what's happening in the Middle East. | ||
We do both. | ||
If you leave Ukraine, then the next step is they're going to want to leave Israel. | ||
We already accepted defeat in Afghanistan. | ||
That was horrible the way it happened. | ||
We cannot leave Ukraine. | ||
You can do both. | ||
And we should do both. | ||
It's the right thing to do. | ||
Some of you guys may be confused and trying to work through what she just said, so I will explain it to you very slowly, okay? | ||
In order to prevent war, you have to go to war. | ||
Like in Afghanistan, you have to lose the war, get out of the war, and immediately jump | ||
into funding another war between Ukraine and Russia. | ||
If you don't do that war, then Israel can't go to war, so we have to fund that war. | ||
So the best thing to do to prevent the war is to go to war and fund the wars everywhere. | ||
That was very clear to me, and I love her. | ||
I really love her. | ||
And by the way, when we're done bombing Iran in the war, we're gonna bomb the head of Iran | ||
in some more war. | ||
And I don't think she was clear enough on Israel. So let's hear her again. | ||
Support Israel, whatever they need, whenever they need it, no questions asked. | ||
Netanyahu calls me just like, listen, I just need all of it. | ||
The defense budget is $3 trillion, and I'm going to need all the trillions. | ||
No questions asked. | ||
Netanyahu, what do you need? | ||
Honestly, what do you need? | ||
Do you need slaves? | ||
Because we will start exporting Americans to just build, build, and do whatever you need in Israel. | ||
No questions asked. | ||
And if you asked questions, then you don't really understand Nikki Haley at all, because she doesn't answer those questions. | ||
She just repeats stuff. | ||
And even when it doesn't make sense, at least she looks us in the face and tries to sell it to us anyways. | ||
And there will never, ever, ever be a better clip that came out of this election, and this is why I am going to miss her, than when she described in a sensible way what can happen to you if you're on TikTok. | ||
Take a listen to Nikki Haley. | ||
We really do need to ban TikTok once and for all. | ||
And let me tell you why. | ||
For every 30 minutes that someone watches TikTok, every day, they become 17% more anti-Semitic, more pro-Hamas based on doing that. | ||
I'm so happy she shared that fact. | ||
Obviously, it must be true. | ||
Now, maybe you're a person, and you're listening, and you're like, I love Jewish people. | ||
I love my Jewish friends. | ||
Well, then you stay off TikTok, because if you jumped on TikTok for three hours, you would go from a person who loved your Jewish friends to Adolf Hitler in just a couple of hours. | ||
So you heard her, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
And so the reason why I'm going to miss Nikki Haley is because this was actually the most relatable presidential campaign that we have ever seen. | ||
Nikki Haley, she was just girl maffin' real hard the entire time. | ||
She didn't even understand that she was losing. | ||
She didn't know how the votes were working or tabulating or being calculated. | ||
She thought she was winning the whole time. | ||
And that, my friends, is why I love her. | ||
I'm sorry, Nikki Haley. |