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Jan. 8, 2024 - Candace Owens
06:17
New Year's Resolution Ideas For Women of the Internet
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You know, I didn't get around to it last week, but I really did want to set some New Year's resolutions for women on the Internet.
I think that that is something that I should do.
I have a platform of women that follow me, a platform of women that hate me also, just scores women that hate me.
And I want to make sure that I just set some goals for us this year, some things that we can do, just three very simple goals for you on the Internet.
If you're watching this, maybe you have a friend that needs to hear this.
You need to share this with them.
We can do this. We got this.
Goal number one. I want us to attack in the new year of 2024 is for ladies to stop being hoes.
We discussed this last week. I think we can do it.
I believe in my heart of hearts.
Now, I know some of you guys are very deep into the addiction of putting your ass cheeks on the internet, showing your boobs on the internet, getting attention and likes because you show your various body parts.
So for you guys, take a slow step.
Do a dry January. Try to just do January without putting your boobies on the internet, right?
One day I'm going to put together a rehabilitation center for hoes.
I really do believe that we're getting there.
It's a mental disorder that we're seeing.
But I am exhausted with opening my Instagram and feeling like I am having sex with all of you.
So if you could do me a favor and put some clothes on this year, I think that would be a great first goal.
I don't think we're going to be able to accomplish it, but I want to put it out there.
The second thing, ladies and gentlemen, really just ladies, because gentlemen are not doing this, and I don't know why women are, there is a trend called trauma dumping.
And if you're not sure what trauma dumping is, here is a woman on TikTok that will explain it to you.
Take a listen. Once again, I am asking us to normalize trauma dumping, okay?
Like, small talk is so f***ing boring and lame and gross and uninteresting and weird and should be punishable by death.
Like, I want to hear the darkest f***ing tea you can spill.
Like, shock me to the netherverse.
So what I would like to do is the exact opposite.
I would like to abnormalize trauma dumping.
If you're wondering still what trauma dumping is, I'll give you some examples of it.
It's women that cry on the internet, that are living out private parts of their life publicly.
Here is just one example of it.
Normalize crying in your car, BC. You randomly think of books that traumatized you with so much sadness.
Do we need to normalize that, guys?
Do we need to normalize just crying in your car because you think of a book?
Is that really something that we need to normalize?
I think not. Let's not do it.
Here's another example of a woman living her trauma out loud on the internet.
Take a look. The caption reads, this is a very vulnerable video.
She is expressing that she's crying because her husband is getting more love from the child than she is.
And he is rubbing her back as she cries and folds pondering So if you can't hear her through the tears she's saying to
her husband that the baby loves him more and That you know she feels like a failure because of that the
thing that strikes me as disturbing about trauma dumping is the camera
Set up it's knowing that before she cried and started folding laundry. She set up her camera at
a perfect position that would capture her her husband and her child and
And then she just let it go.
She dumped that trauma and started crying.
People are sitting in their cars. It's that moment before.
It's this part. It's like, I have a feeling coming up, but before I cry, I'm going to just...
And then they go...
Just need to normalize crying in your car.
No, I think we've got to stop doing that.
I want women to button it up this year.
I want women to be more emotionally stable on the internet.
Again, these are not trends that we see happening for men, and I don't think it's healthy.
I actually don't think it's mentally healthy to think about crying in front of a bunch of strangers and grabbing your smartphone before you feel a feeling.
Last but not least, ladies on the internet, we have got to stop lying to each other.
I know oversharing feels so well.
There's no greater example of this.
I always go back to Lena Dunham because she is just one of the great arbiters of modern feminism, which tells you that you should be naked all the time and you should overshare.
This is actually an old post that she wrote.
It's just, obviously, you can see her in a picture of a bikini.
Which caption reads, a shot of one of my better days.
Sometimes you just have to say, F it.
Put on a string bikini and imagine that you're a gold digger who created your own happy ending and is now giving all the cash you scored to the resistance behind your conservative personality.
Husband's back. Love you!
And she's in a string bikini. She does this all the time.
She posts her roles and her fat.
This is her trend.
But what's more disturbing than the photo of Lena Dunham in a string bikini are the comments.
People putting the fire emoji and the love eyes.
This person writes, I have had a crush on you since Girls Episode 1.
You are absolutely stunning!
The next person writes, that bikini is everything and you are the hottest.
You are the hottest, said nobody ever to Lena Dunham except for women that lie on the internet.
I don't know why women keep doing this.
I don't know if you lie because it makes you feel good or because you feel bad for her, but you need to do some soul searching if you're just posting this sort of a thing because you know it's not true.
You know it's objectively a lie and we should stop doing it.
So those are Are my three goals for women?
We can do it! You're not required to comment when you see a photo of somebody that looks like that on the internet.
You don't have to pretend that it's the most beautiful thing that you've ever seen.
You don't have to cry on the internet.
None of these are requirements. Let's button it up.
Let's be honest. I think that would be stunning and that would be brave.
And again, no booty cheeks in 2024.
I know that one of you guys is just going to be like, but I have to, I have to, just my left booty cheek.
Okay, fine. That's what you need to do.
But I wish you wouldn't. Hey guys, if you like this video, you will definitely like the full episode even better.
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