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Jan. 4, 2024 - Candace Owens
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Am I a Magical Negro?
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I couldn't believe it when I saw it.
I so badly wanted to break my social media silence to see if it would be too late if I could participate in this next adventure.
I want to act in this movie.
I view myself, and I want to say this strongly, to be a magical Negro.
And when I saw that this movie was dropping, the American Society of Magical Negroes, I could not believe that I did not get the call.
There are people in my PR team that I don't have that need to be fired because they should have offered me for this wonderful role, at least created a role for me in this movie that is coming out.
Now, I promise you, you've probably already seen it because it went viral, but I'm going to show it to you again, that this is a real movie trailer.
This movie is actually coming out.
This is not a Saturday night live skit.
So get ready.
Take a listen. Welcome to the American Society of Magical Negroes.
What's the most dangerous animal on the planet?
A shark. White people, when they feel uncomfortable.
White people feeling uncomfortable precedes a lot of bad stuff for us.
That's why we fight white discomfort every day.
Because the happier they are, the safer we are.
I want to be very clear. I boycott the Barbie movie, but I will 100% be going to see this movie to give it a review.
This, to me, is the ghetto Harry Potter, and I am here for it.
Basically people sat around and said, you know, we're not creative enough to create the magical world of wizarding
that JK Rowling did What if we just took it and gave it a little CRT treatment,
you know What if we just gave it a little critical race theory and
we decide that this guy is gonna be Harry Potter The guy that takes him obviously that's supposed to be Hagrid
and then to the magical society that woman which you see She's supposed to be professor McGonagall and rather than
saying that there is this dark world you know the people these dark wizards that are fighting
the wizards like Gryffindor versus Slytherin, we're all these houses forgetting
Salazar Slytherin we are just going to make white people the enemy. Yeah, that's what we're gonna do
We are going to make white people the enemy.
And we're going to fight them onto the streets.
It is so ghetto that it deserves my attention.
It is so ridiculous that I absolutely will be seeing it.
And to the people that accepted the role in this movie, I envy you.
I am jealous. I don't know what went wrong in my career that they did not recommend that I should be a part of this.
This trailer speaks volumes.
So at least we know I can't believe it got the green light.
I can't believe that they actually were able to secure investments for this movie.
But at least we know that there is always going to be a contingent in Hollywood that will not let go of white versus black.
And to make you feel good, by the way, this is one of those circumstances where this is not like black Americans were looking for this and we're like, oh yes, this is going to be great, we can't wait to see this movie.
No. Everyone agrees that this is stupid on both sides of the aisle here.
Left and right, black, white, Hispanic, Asian.
We all know stupidity when we see it.
Here are some YouTube comments on the trailer, which I thought would make you feel warm jumping into this new year.
Travis writes, You know what I like about this film?
It's bringing blacks and whites together.
We can all agree that it's a collective no for all sides.
Amen. Jessica writes, Seeing hundreds of comments from all walks of life saying no and what the F to a movie like this makes me realize society hasn't fallen over that cliff.
Jessica, you are so correct.
People are tired of this.
What is this? Could you imagine if the reverse movie existed?
If what people were like, let's create a magical school for, I don't know, what we...
Caucasian people, school of magical society of, I don't know, and then you just said that black people were what they had to fight on the streets.
People would be outraged because it is an outrage.
This person writes, as a black American man, let me just say how disappointed I am that YouTube removes the dislike button.
Everyone agrees with that.
And Trevor writes, I think you're wrong, Trevor.
I think this may have been a bridge too far.
It's just too ghetto and too ridiculous.
It is too much of a ghetto take on Harry Potter.
I think this should be a lawsuit from J.K. Rowling.
She should want her ideas back.
All right, guys, if you liked this video, you will definitely like the full episode even better.
You can find it by clicking right here.
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