Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes Holding Hands Is WEIRD
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I just have to hammer this because it's the end of the week.
Don't be mad at me. You are going to be mad at me.
You're always mad at me. No, she's just a 15-year-old girl.
She's not a 15-year-old girl.
I am very proud of myself because people didn't understand this.
I am the only person that has been raging against the fact that her and I are the same age and 35-year-old women do not behave this way and I will be the only person that points this out until you all come back to me when she's 40 and she's behaving like Madonna on Instagram.
I'm going to be like, well, the signs were there that things were not right with Taylor Swift because she acts like a child and And nothing frustrates me more than the fact that she plucks up girls like they're Barbie dolls and she's just collecting them and pretends they're best friends.
And so now, obviously, Taylor has instantly become best friends.
It's so easy to become best friends. You just have to meet somebody and then you're just like a puppy and you love each other instantly at the age of 34 and you have no questions.
And her and Brittany Mahomes are now best friends because Brittany Mahomes, oh my god, that's so funny.
You're dating someone on the team too?
Oh yeah, I'm actually married to the star quarterback.
Patrick Mahomes, let's be best friends.
Yeah, sure. Let's make sure we're the paparazzi are all the time and show people that we're best friends because we're going to hold hands.
Yeah, that's what they're doing.
Brittany Mahomes, who just met one blink ago.
Taylor, new beau that she's been seeing for a couple of weeks.
They are now holding hands everywhere they go.
And it's cringe. It should make you cringe.
It should make you question why she acts like this.
Two 34-year-old women do not hold hands after they just meet.
Trust me, how do I know?
I'm a 34-year-old woman.
Here she is holding Selena Gomez's hand because now she's out in public and she's in love.
And so holding hands is definitely a sign, you know, that this is your best friend.
I'm telling you guys, this is just not...
Normal behavior for a 35-year-old woman.
You don't meet a woman and then instantly hold their hand a couple of weeks later in public.
There's just a little bit more of like, who are you?
What do I want to know about you? And then even if I absolutely love you, like, who am I a fan of?
I love Rihanna. I get it.
People throw things at me.
Oh, Rihanna's just like... I have a thing for Caribbeans, obviously.
I'm a little biased because my family...
It's part Caribbean. And I like Rihanna's vibes.
And if Rihanna and me were vibing, and then we were like, oh yeah, we like each other, we're Caribbean, I wouldn't be like, let's hold hands in public.
You would think it was weird if Rihanna and me were holding hands.
But for some reason in your head, you're going, I don't know, Taylor Swift, I just kind of let her do that because she has convinced the world that she's 15.
And two 15-year-old girls holding hands, by the way, totally appropriate.
Barely appropriate, but totally appropriate.
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