One American - Chase Geiser - Who Leaves A Bad Yelp Review For The Auschwitz Museum?! | Tim Young & Chase Geiser

Feb. 13, 2022 - One American - Chase Geiser

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Who Leaves A Bad Yelp Review For The Auschwitz Museum?! | Tim Young & Chase Geiser | OAP #70

Follow Tim anywhere @TimRunsHisMouth. This episode we read negative Yelp reviews of genocide memorials and discuss the Durham Clinton revelations.

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	My name is Chase Geiser, and I am one American.
	Music.
	you you Hey, it's One American Podcast, and we have Tim Young on the show.
	Thanks for doing a podcast with me tonight, dude.
	What's with that fucking thumbnail, dude?
	I just looked at that thumbnail.
	Why do you look like uh like you're about to do a porn in the 1980s?
	I know, is that amazing?
	Yeah.
	Man, I well, I try to use a different picture of me every thumbnail I do.
	And I've done like 70 episodes now, so I'm like running out of images, and so I'm pulling I'm really pulling from like the back catalog.
	I think that's officially, by the way, I think that's officially a fatter picture of me.
	Uh I've been uh great.
	Dude, I've been starving myself.
	I stopped drinking.
	Like it turns out You stopped drinking?
	Yeah, drinking is like the most unhealthy thing in the world.
	I uh I love it though.
	Look, I love bourbon, you know, I'm like an executive bourbon steward and I've do all that shit, but like uh uh in like 2022, I think I've had drinks twice.
	And really and it's so you're not like you haven't like quit drinking, you're just not drinking right now.
	Like an I'm an alcoholic moment, or did you have like I'm just not gonna drink until I get healthy?
	Uh I had a moment where I have moobs, and uh I was like, that's not good.
	Yeah, moobs, moobs with a bee.
	Oh man boobs.
	And I was like, you know what, man, that's not a uh that's not a thrilling look for a dude.
	Um and I'm not body positive, so time to body walking and working out and lifting heavy things and uh and not drinking.
	It's amazing.
	Although, like I'm addicted to and I have to watch it.
	So I just ordered um uh a hundred a hundred dollars worth of these because they were in clearance.
	I have I always search for when I talk about these non-stop, by the way, I don't even know what you have no plan, so this is great.
	Uh these little gingerbread, I always look for gingerbread cookies that are awesome during the holidays, and these are from Britain, Great Britain.
	And I went to the little British store down the street, and uh uh they were on clearance and they were perfect, and I ordered a hundred dollars worth.
	So everyone is getting those cookies from me so that by next year or Christmas, they'll know what gingerbread cookies I'm looking for.
	That's amazing.
	I you I feel like I've done a puzzle of the cover of that box.
	I think everyone has at some point.
	Was it was it like the cover of a New Yorker magazine or something at one point?
	Thomas Kincaid, painter of light.
	That's did you ever did your mom ever go through that?
	Did your parents ever go through that phase?
	I my parents never talked to me.
	Oh, well, mine did, unfortunately.
	Uh and they collected the uh the Thomas Kincaid painter of I mean that guy, talk about a guy who had a hell of a business back in the day.
	Well I what was his deal?
	He was just a painter.
	You didn't know this this I don't know shit about Thomas Kincaid.
	Sounds like a hell of a guy though.
	There were cult followers, and essentially he was like a Rockwell type.
	No, God no.
	He he was closer to uh what's his ass with the fro.
	That's awesome.
	That Bob Ross.
	Bob Ross.
	But like he would put little houses in it, and they're like, wow.
	And they were like stores in the mall in major cities of this.
	There were people who filled their houses with this guy.
	He was like, if you had uh uh more money than just to collect beanie babies.
	Right.
	Like longer burger baskets, you bought everyone.
	Longer burger baskets, uh Beanie Babies, Thomas Kincaid was up there.
	It was these were all like QVC pushed items, right?
	And uh what was the other one?
	Uh the what were the glass Fenton art glass?
	I've never heard of Fenton.
	I mean, no, Cutco was big.
	I was a 90s kid, so all the 90s shit was what I saw.
	That was the 90s.
	So Fenton, it was all uh on the QVC channel.
	So it was like uh Fenton art glass, all the burger baskets, beanie babies were not, but Thomas Kincaid was there because you can't turn a profit on like you know eight dollars or whatever for a BV.
	Um I'm trying to think what else people like Quacker Factory sweaters, like if there's like some boomer watching this right now, they're gonna they're like having a moment.
	They're like, oh my god, Quacker Factory was another one.
	There was this fat woman who sold Quacker Factory uh uh sweat, and they were like stupid sweaters.
	They were basically like mom sweaters, like ugly Christmas sweaters, but for every day of the year.
	Wow.
	That sounds that sounds absolutely outstanding.
	My mom was addicted to QVC, and that was all that was on in the house when I was growing up.
	She ever watched that uh Jennifer Lawrence movie about that woman who had like the famous mop.
	No, wasn't there a Jennifer Lawrence movie about that?
	Here, I'm gonna look it up.
	Uh uh Jennifer Lawrence, there's a QVC mop that like is they would sell different stuff too.
	It wasn't just like stuff, right?
	Right, Jennifer Lawrence.
	Um it was called Joy from 2015.
	It's a true story.
	Um based on the life of uh let's see some woman who invented some mop that like exploded on QVC.
	Joy Mangano.
	Yes, the self-bringing miracle wop.
	Yeah, it was like the it was like the founder, only the female version, you know.
	But like, did her life go off the rails after she made this mop?
	Oh, you know, it's your tip.
	I don't know about real life, but in this in the movie, it was like nobody believed in her, nobody believed in her.
	Why don't you just stay home with the kids?
	And then like she like was the exit, you know, executive.
	Dude, that's what always cracks me up.
	Is like people like you know, we put thought into things and like we're really digging in those smiley face sponges or are like a billion dollar company.
	Pet rocks.
	Yeah, yeah, but pet rocks was like old school money, like those smiley face sponges are like uh uh they made like a literally a billion fucking dollars.
	Have you seen them?
	You probably have them.
	No, I'm gonna look them up right now.
	Smiley face sponges, dude.
	There were they're like a million fucking dollars.
	Like I I kid you not.
	It was uh I think I think it was on Shark Tank too.
	Oh, yeah, I've seen it.
	I've seen this before.
	It doesn't make me happy to see it though.
	It's not like I was thinking about suicide, and then I saw the smiley face sponge.
	Scrub Daddy, fucking scrub daddy.
	By the way, I've got the I got the getter chat up over here on my other monitor.
	So when I look over here, I'm looking at what people are saying.
	We got hard hat intellectual in here.
	He was banned from Twitter today, and he was on my podcast yesterday.
	He was what was he banned for?
	Um, well, he uh he he had an old account that was banned years ago or some time ago for ban evasion, but he'd never had an account prior to that.
	And they banned his new account, which had 26,000 followers for ban evasion because they banned his old account for ban evasion, which it wasn't guilty of.
	So it's just fucker, just fuckery.
	That's why I told him that's why get her.
	I think it's getter following doubled today.
	Um, he went from like 1,000 followers to 2,000, I think.
	He might be above that now.
	I don't know.
	He's totally worth a follow, by the way.
	Like that.
	Yeah, his name is his name is at Hard Hat Beast, and he's a hard hat intellectual.
	So he's just a guy's like, you know, he pours concrete, and he has read all the philosophers, and I can tell you from speaking with him that he is well versed and not full of shit.
	I'm surprised by the way, a lot of people are shocked that I've never been suspended from Twitter.
	I've never been suspended from Twitter.
	I was shocked.
	Yeah, I asked you about that the first time you came on the show.
	There was a by the way, I'm addicted to cough drops, so don't mind me.
	Um, but um oh addictions are so pathetic.
	But you know, it's the work.
	I love them.
	I fucking love them.
	Anyway, oh oh wait, Mimo 2526.
	I don't know where this I think this is from uh YouTube.
	Says I love my Kincaid.
	You got your fucking Thomas Kincaid, that's gonna be worth money one day.
	You hang on to that for another 40 years, it's gonna be worth something.
	Um does it like the it's like Bitcoin.
	Yeah, did he paint a light post on the back?
	Because he used to paint light posts, those were the expensive fucking ones.
	Oh there's a painting on the painting.
	But no, I I uh I was suspended for no reason for 12 hours when uh the January 6th stuff happened, and um they took it off my record, and I've never been suspended for anything.
	I that's what like I had a big talk when I when I talk with like Jason Miller and Calen and stuff from Getter, they're like, How have you not been banned?
	And I'm like, I don't like I I know what the rules are, and I follow them very, very like I'm right on that line, but I never violate anything.
	If I make a uh a claim about something, like I usually turn it in the form of a question.
	That's why I ask questions all the time.
	And people are like, Why are you asking questions?
	It's like because I don't get suspended for asking questions, dipshit.
	Yeah, see, so I got a 12 hour suspension, and I'm the same way as you.
	I'm pretty good at towing the line.
	Yeah, I got a 12 hour suspension because I ran a poll in which I said which race is inferior, and I listed the races.
	And I will tell you that overwhelming number of responses were white.
	Like the white race is inferior.
	So my point was like, hey, the real racism is actually against white people in America.
	Yeah.
	Uh the point was well received by everyone except for Twitter support.
	Fun time.
	Oh god.
	Was it how many people didn't that poll for you to get uh to get tanked?
	Five thousand to get five thousand votes.
	I can't remember how many it was.
	It was early on in my account and had that many followers at the time, but it was it was like the most responses I'd had to that point.
	I think it was in the a thousand range at least.
	I can't remember, but yeah, I just try to avoid that stuff.
	Um, and you know, obviously not calling people any names uh directly.
	Don't do that unless it's something generic.
	Right, right.
	You can't, yeah.
	Even I've heard of people getting banned for calling people morons.
	What really?
	Yeah, or 12 hours, not like suspended, you know.
	I called a journalist a dumb fuck like 75 times the other day.
	Like every time you responded to me, I used dumb fuck more and the responses back.
	Yeah, nothing.
	I've been I make donations to the ARC nonprofit on behalf of people, and then I sent take a screenshot.
	So ARK is the uh association for retarded citizens.
	It was made you're not allowed to say that.
	They changed the name.
	Now it's just the it's just the acronym, like it's a word.
	Yeah, it's just ARC, but I make the donations to it, and then I link to the Wikipedia page with the screenshot of uh um the donation in their name.
	So it'll be like, you know, five Chase Geyser donated five dollars on behalf of at Tim Runs' mouth to the ARC, and then I link to the arc, and they write where they pulled up and see uh you should be like, I hope they um I hope they give you some more um like bubbles to fill because that's what they do.
	A lot of times at the arc, the the people who work there are they do the bubbles for the 25 cent candy machines and toy machines.
	Oh, really?
	They clean and then they do that.
	That's cool.
	I actually didn't know it was that popular.
	Yeah, my monkle, my uncle was uh well, I only know about it because he's like mentally handicapped or whatever.
	And I'm sorry, can't do anything about it.
	I mean, you know, like he lives a good life, but uh used to be a part he used to go to the bark center, and I'm like when they changed it to the ARC, I'm like, you guys are very stupid.
	I wish there was a word for it.
	Like, obviously, you can't even come up with anything created creative.
	Like, I mean, like you can't be like like helping hands or something instead of like you know, keeping the acronym that you're trying to avoid.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, that that's a big mistake.
	This whole like rebranding thing is it seems to be impossible for all these major institutions.
	Like the Republican parties had a really hard time rebranding, and it took like a real shock the Trump factor to kind of make it happen to some to a certain extent.
	It's read the well, I think so because I think that um it's not rebranded in the eyes of the left, but I think it's rebranded in the eyes of Republicans, I don't I don't think so.
	You don't?
	No, I think it's the same fuckers.
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	Uh it's the same people, but like the the major issue for the Republican Party, like 15 years ago was voting against gay marriage, and they were branded as like this evangelical dogmatic Carl Road pushing it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And now I think that like now it's the party that you know if if in words only advocates for for freedom and free speech, which was traditionally something of the left, they don't they're almost switching to a certain extent.
	Uh and and the and working class people is the other thing, too.
	That they represent Democrats always represented, but uh, we've just learned recently that they hate working class people.
	So they absolutely do with the truckers and everything.
	And didn't Ottawa freeze the bank account for the convoy?
	Uh yeah, they yeah, and then uh give Sengo apparently is finding other ways to get the money to them, which is kind of fun.
	Good, yeah, probably using Bitcoin.
	Yeah, there's they're doing it all with uh what's his name, Thomas McKinkey paintings.
	That's how they're gonna like it's like transferring the um Nazi gold out of Germany back in the day.
	They were like, you know, the public what did they do?
	What I never heard that story about the Nazi gold.
	Wasn't there there was some story I read in middle school or elementary school?
	Somebody's gonna know this about these like kids that were like skiing over a hill and they were transferring the gold out or something.
	Yeah, do you know what I'm talking about?
	Somebody's gotta know this.
	Man, I don't know.
	This is some I remember the story specifically, and I'm like, what?
	I believe it's true.
	I mean, they certainly they must have had gold.
	All the currencies were well, I don't know about all the currencies, but gold back currencies were certainly much more common before the 1950s.
	Which you know is almost sounds just as ridiculous as just printing paper, anyway.
	You can just pick an L and be like, Yeah, if you really think about like from the 50,000 foot level, like if you're looking in from like as an alien, looking at this, you're like, Oh, we backed it.
	Why does anybody give a fuck about gold?
	Like we found yellow shiny shit, and we were like, we're gonna base all of our currency on yellow shiny shit.
	Like, why was it that yellow shiny?
	Well, I think it's because it was kind of hard to find, so there was like there wasn't a concern for inflation.
	Thank god we don't live in a world with Pokemon.
	I could base it off of like living Pokemon, be like, we're we based our money off a Pikachu or something.
	Think about how ridiculous is.
	I mean, that's the thing.
	Like, I know that's like a little it's a shame hard hat intellectual isn't uh weighing in on this, but like it's it's all just like so.
	We looked so Uga Bougas in our history, a smart Uga bogas in our history looked at this and went, Oh, shiny, valuable, hard to find, based money off of.
	Yeah, and you know, like you when you think about total economic collapse, you one would think that gold would be the last thing you're worried about.
	People would be like trading canned food and maybe ammunition, you know.
	If you look at these, like if you look at like the throughout history, even when when we were like in fiefdoms and shit, like ancient Egypt where everybody was a slave, gold was still highly coveted.
	I mean, look at like the yeah, even now, like look at so look at engagement rings, right?
	So, like women are hard up for like the a real diamond, they don't want it made in a lab, it's gotta be a real diamond, like certain women, and I'm obviously never getting engaged after this conversation, but like uh, you know, it's like what you want to make sure that like children died mining these like I want actual blood and death on my diamonds, I don't want them coming out of a right, right?
	I want diamonds that a soul went into, and I won't I only want to eat food that once had a soul.
	Yeah, yeah, like there's like a lot of like there's a lot of weird shit, a lot of like weird, like you know, stuff that we just accept that's like what like who cares?
	It's a fucking rock.
	Who cares?
	Like, I just don't have value on that.
	And I and and I'm the weirdo that's got like you know, like I have like toys and stuff that I like, and like I've been I'm actually like selling off a lot of my old childhood toys now.
	Like I saved them all.
	I was I'm still a super geek, and uh, I'm like people spent a lot of money on dumb shit that I have collecting dust.
	I should make money on them.
	I have I've had a toy collector on the show, and I'd be happy to put you in touch with him because I think he would buy um a lot of your shit.
	Well, he'd buy it for a low price and then try to flip it.
	I know he actually keeps the shit.
	Oh, really?
	I think so.
	Like because his he he owns like a contracting company, that's how he makes money.
	He doesn't make money off the toys, he just buys the toys.
	He was showing me his trump dolls and shit, they're hilarious.
	I have a thing.
	My face is itchy as shit tonight, by the way.
	I'm not on Coke.
	Um just scratch that face, bro.
	And I have like a weird, I have like a uh an old, like a wonky, you know.
	I I I care about serious conversations.
	I have a uh a wonky like hair on my eyebrow.
	You ever have one of these wonky hairs on your eyebrow?
	Yeah, I've got a calic on my eyebrow, you can kind of see it.
	Yeah, we're like I'm like an old Jewish man now, and I have like just I've made it to the point that just hairs, ears, nose, hashtag cancelled.
	Yeah, it's terrible.
	Uh anyway, yeah.
	I have I have stuff, so I have all these.
	There's a company called Master Replicas, and they never sold their shit at like full price, and so that's why they ended up going out of business, but they had all the rights to like all the men of black stuff and the Muppets and everything else.
	And so I used to buy all their stuff when it was on clearance for like 99 bucks, and it's all worth like two and three thousand dollars apiece now.
	And I'm like, why am I keeping this?
	Some people invest in the in an index fund, and other people buy Thomas Kincaid and fucking toys, and they make way more.
	I like how you like your whole investment portfolio is like bourbon and toys.
	Well, pretty much the bourbon.
	I tell you what, the bourbon portfolio right now.
	Uh, I've had some offers for stuff, and I'm like, and and I realize like it's it's not quite reached its peak yet.
	Not quite ready.
	I like Mimo on YouTube is like uh oh dude, I have Alf.
	Uh is it Jasla, Jala, Jala J. I have an alf man.
	I got an old stuffed out.
	I kept that one.
	I'm not selling that shit.
	I'm keeping that.
	You got I got people in uh in the getter chat that are pissed off that you've blocked them.
	Tim blocked me.
	Well, suck my dick.
	You probably um and so suck my dick, getter chat.
	I had a guy calling to the radio once and and complain that I blocked him on Twitter.
	Yeah.
	And I kept him on air.
	I remember it was one of the like it's like two years ago or something.
	And nobody ever did this again.
	They caught up and he was and I go, You do realize in as an adult male, you just called another adult male speaking in front of like 500,000 people to whine that the adult male isn't paying attention to you.
	You don't even know me.
	I just want you to think about that for a second.
	And the dude was really quiet, and I go, All right, well, you have a good day.
	And then the next they were ball, they were like howling laughing.
	That is hysterical.
	Um I got blocked by Cervic.
	If you're in getter right now, if I blocked you, it's because you're a cocksucker.
	I got blocked by Cernovich, man, and I don't know why.
	And I sent him a message from my other Twitter account for the podcast.
	I said, Hey man, I don't know why you blocked me.
	You probably had good reason.
	I probably said something stupid.
	But I was like, please unblock me because it's such a pain in the ass for me to open an incognito window to see the tweets that everybody retweets that I never heard back.
	But I wish he would unblock me.
	It's blocked people whose name starts with C for no reason.
	Gorilla Mindset.
	Did you ever read his book?
	No.
	Gorilla Mindset sounds good.
	That's the name of he's had it years ago.
	I don't know what that book is.
	Oh, Cervish.
	Okay, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah.
	I knew that he came out with that documentary hoax or something.
	Who gives a fuck?
	But like I don't know.
	He's got gorilla mindset.
	That's that's where it begins and ends.
	I don't even know what it is.
	Probably about like just get out there and hump women for 15 seconds, get it over with, move on, eat some bananas.
	Yeah, bang on the glass if you're at the zoo, scare little kids.
	Man, I feel like everybody write.
	I feel like everybody writes a book, and 99 out of a hundred of them could have just been like a fucking 2000-word essay.
	That's what I thought.
	Yeah, I um well, I did a book a couple years ago that uh did pretty well, and it was called I Hate Republicans, I hate Democrats.
	And it was like it was a series of essays that I threw together, like kind of like pile them together, and everyone was like the first couple of chapters where you describe being in the filth that was the women's march, that was amazing, and then it like took a different tone, and I was like, Yeah, it went kind of academic after that.
	So what happened was it's just like publishers like, hey, you need 280 pages, and you're like, fuck.
	Well, no, I had no problems writing it.
	I I it was an easy one, but uh yeah, fuck that guy.
	We'll talk about that publisher off air.
	Uh, but uh I will never you should just always self-publish books.
	Yeah, there's no there's no need for a publishing company anymore, and they won't even publish your book unless you already have a following.
	So it's like, well, then why the fuck do I need to work with a publisher to promote the book if you're gonna promote it to my audience?
	You know what's amazing is um the publisher happened to just spend the exact amount of money that was supposed to come my way for the 50-50 rep share on the back end I took on the book.
	It was amazing.
	Oh, thousands of copies, and it just so happened that the number worked out perfectly that I made no money on the book.
	I'll never do it again.
	That sucks.
	Did you fucking get involved?
	Did you get a lawsuit?
	No, I just uh I ruined them with a bunch of people.
	They lost a lot of deals.
	Well, what am I gonna do?
	Look, dude, when you when you have like man hours when you bill like that, it's their word against mine, and they're gonna be like, no, see, Stephanie checked, you know, a hundred hours of editing or whatever, you know, it's gonna be some bullshit.
	It's impossible to prove.
	That's my law degree comes into play there.
	So I just uh I told a bunch of people who really enjoyed the book on Capitol Hill, and this company lost a lot of business.
	Um I'm trying to find this fucking video, dude, because I want to show you this guy's fucking Trump doll.
	But I don't know.
	I don't know, I don't know where I have it.
	I have it somewhere.
	I'll I'll send I guess I'll just send it to you later.
	I want to see how can I see the uh I have to pull up the actual feed on Ghetto to see people crying, right?
	So yeah, so if you go to like my getter profile, I got you can just yeah, click to watch and you'll want to mute it, and then you can see the thread.
	Yeah, he's pissed.
	I love it.
	It's good stuff, man.
	Yeah, uh, you won't be able to see the old chats, and you know, you'll see all the new ones they come in.
	Oh no, so all the um all this the hyper pussy stuff that happened before I got in here about people saying that about like I don't get listen.
	If I blocked you, it's because it there is a reason, it's because you're a cocksucker.
	All right, anyway.
	So it's just his name's just Demosthenes, and he said Tim had to block me because he's not very smart.
	And then like we talk shit about him, and then he goes, I'm not pissed, very happy about it.
	That's why he's talking about it.
	Right, that's why he's talking about it.
	Again, you're an adult.
	Who gives a fuck?
	Like, if you're a headache, I hit the block button.
	I don't know.
	Why don't you just hit mute though?
	Because I don't want to give anybody the satisfaction of knowing that I blocked them.
	Oh, and getter, I think it's it's fun to block people on getter.
	Okay.
	I had a woman call me a pedophile for um, I think she ended up getting banned for something else on getter, but for like two days, she was a QAnon person that said that she was representing the international hold on the um intergalactic federation of light, and that JFK Sr. was the head of it.
	And I was like, You're a loon.
	And she called me.
	She's private messaged me before on Twitter.
	Has she?
	I yeah, she has.
	Are you part of it?
	Probably because she saw you she saw you on my podcast or something, or she follows you, you know, that's probably what happened, and then she messaged me too.
	The Galactic Federation of Light.
	I was once told that I was um part of the uh the New World Order.
	I was number two of the New World Order by Crazy Woman.
	Well, first I was I was the leader of it, and then um she realized that some like actual Trump person who was in the administration followed her, and she was like, He's the leader of it.
	And I sent him all of the messages, like, and I was like, Hey, dude, did you know that you're the head of the new world order?
	We became really good friends.
	I had a QAnon woman, she's a real sweet, nice woman.
	Um, I had her on my podcast.
	Um, and she went on this tirade about the Freemasons for like several minutes, and I you know, I waited for her to finish, and I was like, I'm a Freemason.
	She's like, No, you're not.
	I'm like, yeah, yeah.
	I don't know if you're wrong about all the stuff you said, but you're definitely wrong about that.
	It's a monster dudes eating spaghetti on Thursday night in a dilapidated building.
	They have the clues for the national treasure, don't we?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That whole Freemasonry thing, man, it was a really cool experience, but it's it's sad because that fraternity, like all the ceremonies and stuff are so cool and amazing, but like nobody fucking joined in the boomer generation.
	It was like all the world war two vets joined, and then the boomers all skipped, and so it's like struggling right now nationwide, uh, to have to get membership, but it's like it's all there, man.
	It's it would be like if it would be like it's like it's like if you hang this the Mona Lisa up in a closet, it's like the secret that nobody like even thinks to join.
	I mean, it's like really easy to get into.
	You just start showing up to a lodge and you apply and you pay like 200 bucks and you're in.
	It's not like this weird secret society.
	Do they have metal necklaces and stuff that look like Klingons?
	Uh you can most of the guys wear rings if they're gonna wear any stuff like that.
	I don't think I've ever seen a guy wear any of Masonic symbol symbolism, like on a necklace.
	Well, I mean, I'm I'm number two of the new world.
	A lot of a lot of lapel pens, you know, shit like that.
	You'll see, and um, and Masonic rings, really ugly ties with square encompasses all over them, shit like that.
	That's awesome.
	Uh, by the way, Mimo Mimo on YouTube says, uh, trust the plan.
	Yeah, no, totally.
	That's what that's what's what set off this lady.
	Uh I think planned playerhood should fucking make that their slogan.
	If they may trust the plan their slogan, I would fuck with so many QA.
	I um so the I I like so what set this lady off on me was she was like, you know, Q's been right about stuff, and I go, of course he was.
	Who could forget the military tribunals and Trump's second inauguration?
	I was there, and that's when it like she just lost it.
	I mean, it's it was clearly I think it was a total fake out from the left to try to get to see what lunatics would follow along.
	You know, you could be right.
	Uh, did you ever take the time to watch the um no uh you didn't watch the HBO series?
	Okay, gotcha.
	Shit.
	Um the reason I wanted to ask is because I am convinced that it was probably multiple people that were um Q over the course of the years that he was posting, and I think it was mostly Ron Watkins.
	They liked me.
	I was in multiple Q drops.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I well, well, there's a lot of good people in the Q movement.
	I think they were just misled.
	I wasn't in the movement, I was just in drop.
	Like I all of a sudden one day I get like a 5,000 followers on Twitter, and they'd be like, Q sent me.
	And I'm like, all right, I make dick jokes, so I think that should be that should have just credited Q right then and there.
	Was like and also follow Tim Young because he's there.
	It's a Q youtuber that posted my let's go Brandon video while I was doing the world record live and all the telegram people came over.
	It's like I yeah, Q sent me type shit.
	I remember seeing him in the chats.
	Tell you what though, they that that whole movement really, I mean, whoever Q was or whoever was behind it really rallied the troops.
	I hope he got a lot of money out of shirts.
	You think they do you think they're behind one of the t-shirt sale places?
	Like they gotta have they had to cash in, right?
	I think the people that made money were the were the um the true believers that made YouTube channels and merch.
	I think somebody had I mean you're not doing that at some point when you realize you have like you know a couple hundred thousand followers, you're not not cashed in, right?
	That's true, but Joe Biden is president of the United States, so that could have been an incentive enough.
	Yeah, you know, like if you think that the Q if you if you consider the fact that maybe the Q movement in some ways sabotage the uh election in favor of Biden, you know.
	That's true.
	I don't know if we all anyway.
	So who's Ron Watkins?
	I don't know.
	I don't pay attention to sure.
	I I enjoyed I don't have time to watch QAnon videos, like even like stuff exposing them.
	I could care less.
	Do you like Joe Rogan?
	I do then just listen to the Joe Rogan episode with the guy who made the Docky series, and that'll save you time, it'll only take you two hours instead of nine or whatever.
	Yeah, yeah, dude.
	Rogan's I you know what it's it's crazy to me that like Rogan's like a smart uninformed guy, and then when he is informed about things, you can tell, and like he's like leading people with questions.
	That's true.
	I think he's got issues that he's passionate about, and then he's like, okay, what the fuck?
	Because I looked into that, you know.
	He asks legitimate questions and then legitimate follow-up questions, which so in any other time in history, I almost feel like what he does is unremarkable.
	I think what I do is unremarkable, and because so few people do what we do, it makes us popular.
	And Joe Rogan in particular, because he's got uh a large enough platform that it grew exponentially because he's like the only guy, and he's not even a journalist, he's the only guy that has follow-up questions, and he won't let people get away from things, and like you he goes, like, wait, no, that wasn't an answer.
	Keep going, you know, like the Sanjay Gupta thing.
	And and and I think that like that should not be remarkable, but that's where we are, and I'm I'm glad that he's doing it, and I'm glad he's successful from it.
	But it you know, it's one of those things.
	Well, and he never lies.
	You might get shit wrong, but he's not a liar.
	Yep, and I think that with like social, even with obviously with corporate media, nobody trusts it, but even with social media influencers, you see I see shit that I'm like that person doesn't really believe that.
	Like, I don't want to talk any shit about somebody I don't know.
	But an example is I'm highly skeptical of Charlie Kirk.
	And I think selling gold today, by the way.
	What'd you say?
	Benny Johnson's out there selling gold today.
	Who Benny Johnson?
	Benny Johnson, who's that a turning point guy who was playing.
	Okay, yeah.
	That whole turning, like that whole turning point thing that's like exploiting the Christian stuff.
	Like the it it it it it approaches televangelism to me.
	It comes off like that to me.
	Yeah, can I say Johnson?
	Is he on Twitter?
	I think I follow him.
	But like that's like I'm giving him a free advertisement there, but like he's selling gold stuff now.
	Like, come on, come everybody fucking sells gold.
	You can get gold anywhere.
	I don't like, I mean, that's the thing.
	Like, I just don't what am I?
	But when Alex Jones sells silver coins, it's fucking hilarious because he's selling an ounce of silver, which is worth 25 for 125 bucks, and it's just got like his own logo on it, and he's like, I know there's a great markup, but we need the money.
	Info wars, this could be the last Christmas at InfoWars.com.
	That dude, so you know, my history with him.
	I don't is in 2010-2011.
	I wrote copy.
	I was a ghostwriter, I did copywriting one of my first digital marketing jobs for a competitive company to his prepper company, and we were like neck in the industry for selling like freeze-dried corn.
	Yeah, I bought six months worth of his shit.
	I never felt bad for selling food, but I would I refuse to work on things that were like there's a spice that will help you lose weight and cure cancer, and it's cinnamon.
	Yeah, and like what literally there was some refused to write.
	I was like, I'm not doing that, guys.
	It's cinnamon.
	Have you do you know?
	Have you read the studies on the health benefits of cinnamon?
	People who eat cinnamon every day are less likely to die of AIDS.
	Yeah, it's like what?
	But that was like that was one of the things, and like I think one of the guys I was working with, I didn't follow up, but like I think he ended up in jail for making false medical claims.
	That's great.
	But that's like the line that they tow, you know, like Brain Force Plus and low low testosterone drops or whatever they sell and all that shit.
	I'm like, come on.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But I mean this enlargement pills.
	It's all in the same category of penis enlargement pills.
	You gotta keep the lights on though, right?
	Like, what how how could Alex do it better?
	Like, what would be a better way for him to take donations or something to a subscription service?
	Doesn't he do a subscription service?
	I don't know.
	I know his content's free.
	I watch it, he's got a Roku app, and we watch uh InfoWars all the time on the Roku.
	I don't believe everything he says, but I really enjoy his his material.
	He's very entertaining.
	Yeah, I've never really watched.
	I honestly I don't think I've ever seen a full show.
	There's like people, there are characters that I encountered in the past couple of months that I'd never heard of before, and like that are like controversial on stuff.
	Like there's this dude that I just uh found out because he interacted with me one night on getter, uh called Nick Fuentes, and I'm like, Oh, you didn't know about Nick.
	No, I I just and then I did a little bit of research and I asked him a question because he was like creating all these uh accounts just to get banned.
	He'd like go and get her, right?
	It's not really a free speech platform, yeah.
	Yeah, like the fact that people were dying on the hill of saying the N-word, I'm like Yeah, I'm not on your team, folks.
	But like I I asked him a question back because he said something about free speech, and I'm like, hey, and I like did a little bit of digging on him, and I like real quick while I was like, you know, interacting, because I saw that he was like blown up everywhere.
	Sure.
	Um that night, and I was like, what do you gain?
	Like, it's one thing to get banned from something for like doing something like say like hard hat intellectual, like he got banned.
	Like, that wasn't that's not like on them, but like it's one thing to get banned for like actually doing something significant and contributing to society, but like you actually seem like someone who just shows up and says whatever offensive things you can to get banned and then claim that you're banned in more things.
	Like, what's your goal here?
	Like, what's your ultimate goal?
	Like, what's and he never responded?
	Because it's like I think a lot of people want to be outraged by it and uh and and go back and forth with him, and and that's what builds up the thing.
	But it's like, what's your goal?
	Like, I mean, anybody can show up, like if I wanted to right now, I could get booked on Fox or CNN or one of those things and drop all sorts of offensive things and get canceled and then have a bigger I've been canceled by more things than Nick Fuentes, like that that's not hard to do.
	It's just like why?
	And then there are people who humor it, like people who are like F-level, E-level podcasters that like humor it and bring them onto their show regularly, and and I'm like, why give him the the platform?
	Because it's not he's not doing anything significant.
	I'd rather have like a random trucker who was in this protest than a Nick Foyer, like somebody who is like the like 190,000th truck or whatever that joins the protest is more significant and has done more for culture than that character, and and I just I don't understand.
	I mean, we're talking about him now, but I'm talking about him because it's like such a headache, right?
	And it's like, what are you doing?
	And why are people following us?
	Well, he is he's explicitly uh anti-Semitic, and so he his audience is actually white nationalist.
	Well, he wouldn't get along with me, right?
	So I'm not throwing so you know, obviously the left throws around white supremacy all the time very very loosely, basically anybody who's white's a white supremacist, but Nick Fuentes is actually a white supremacist in the true nature of the term as it was used up until the last five years.
	Don't you fucking hate that when you realize that like there are actually still white supremacists out there?
	No, that doesn't bother me.
	I hate well, it bothers me.
	They don't have any leverage.
	I know, but it bothered me because my favorite dive bar that I used to go to in my town here.
	Um did I tell you the story, Chase?
	I can't go to my favorite dive bar anymore.
	Yeah, because it's uh the white nationalists started showing up, Nazis, fucking Nazis on their bikes, and I'm like sitting outside having a good bourbon, like on a sunny day, and and that's what that's what bothered me is that was like my favorite part.
	I'm like, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
	Yeah, I'm the guy that's like there's only 12 Nazis left in America, and like you know, nobody they're unemployable, and yada yada, and they all show up to this one bar that I really liked.
	And I'm like, you know, I don't Hitler didn't even drink, boys.
	What the fuck are you doing here?
	Yeah, man.
	I've never seen a Nazi with a shaved head until 1993.
	Really?
	I mean, well, like why are they skin heads?
	I don't know.
	Like, none of the real Nazis shave their heads.
	Uh that's true.
	It's Like, this is this is our spin on it.
	Because Neo, it's new, they're new to it.
	They have to they're all old balding guys, and they gotta shave it on.
	I guess.
	I guess.
	But the Nazis were all old dudes and they weren't bald because their jeans were and they dressed nice too.
	They had Hugo Boss.
	Yeah.
	People don't realize that.
	How come Hugo hasn't been canceled?
	And and wasn't it like Volkswagen and Hugo Boss?
	Yeah, uh, well, Hitler, his car was a Mercedes Benz.
	Oh, so I'm sure Volkswagen made did work for the Nazi Party, don't get me wrong, but the Mercedes was his wagon.
	I mean, yeah, like I've never that's the thing.
	Uh white nationalist Nazis, they never have like a good spokesperson.
	Like, you know, if they had like a dude.
	Last one was Hitler, he was the only one that could do it.
	He was the only one that pulled through.
	I mean, Charles Hansen was there too, right?
	Wasn't he a white nationalist, or did he was just crazy?
	I mean, he put the swastika on his forehead, but I don't think he was actually a white nationalist.
	I think he was just nuts.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, that's what I mean.
	I that's why when I look at like the stuff, like I don't even, I still don't know what a groiper is.
	I don't know what a groper is.
	That they did they just yell at, but like there's it's very much like Groper.
	Yeah, it's just very interesting to me to see like that people humor that behavior, just in general.
	Like, it'd be one thing if I mean, no, there's not any there's no one thing.
	I I just don't understand like what what anyone humoring that type of behavior is.
	Like, I can go get I can go get thrown out anything.
	You can too.
	We can go get thrown out of like we could be the most thrown out of bars people in America if we walked getting censored is the easiest fucking thing to do in 2022 in the United States.
	Show up and spit at bartenders and get thrown out, and you and I could have that to claim, you know, like there's no fuck these people.
	God, it's like it's like when you have nothing significant.
	I rank him, and this is uh here we go.
	Here's a good debate.
	Um glad we had a format to the show.
	I rank him with the uh conservative influencers from turning point USA who uh are like look at me in a bikini and I can shove a gun in my butthole on Instagram.
	Same thing.
	That's actually the only content they make that I like really.
	It's like I'm really sweaty.
	I was on a call the other day.
	I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about this.
	I was on this this group call with a senator, and they were like, we want influencers on a call.
	And I'm like, cringe, I'll do it though, because it was a big sense.
	Why didn't they call me?
	Well, they should have.
	No, they actually should have because I was like looking at the list because it was a zoom, and you could see you know who's a top on the top.
	And one of these chicks I had never heard of before, so it was like me, and like there was a couple other pretty like a couple of lawyers and stuff that you are probably familiar with on the call, and there was this person, and I'm like, who is this?
	Because she looks like a smoke show.
	Like, I'm like, boy, she's probably smart.
	Why would they bring her on here?
	And I'm I'm doing the and she's like a bikini, whatever that has like one-fifth of the followers I do for like shaking our ass and putting sweaty pictures up of herself, like at least do better.
	But um I'm just like, why why is she here?
	Like, what is she going to contribute to this?
	What does she contribute to the conversation at all?
	Just well, what's what's really stupid about that is somebody who knows about social media advertising because it's what I do is that the only value that a person like that brings is that they have an audience that sees their content, but they don't actually have any influence because they're not contributing anything other than sexy pictures, right?
	And so, like, it's like, why doesn't the GOP realize that they can just advertise to that person's audience without actually having to use that person at all?
	Like have an influencer on that, like people actually listen to their podcasts or read their books or read their sub stack, right?
	Like, because then if you get that person to publish in comment, then you're actually changing the culture and and the behavior within it.
	But if that smoking hottie in the bikini, you know, pushes for or against the Patriot Act, nobody's gonna give a fuck, they're just gonna want to see more titty picks, right?
	What did I say the other day?
	Hold on, I messaged somebody about this.
	Because I was in a mood the other day when I was on this call, and I'm gonna go through mine.
	I feel free to free.
	It's this is a great live when I'm going through my phone.
	Okay, that's fine.
	I'll I can recite poetry.
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	I was just I kept sending messages to this one person.
	And I go, Thirst traps, thir thirst traps made me change my mind on abortion policy.
	We need more of them, said no one ever.
	I've sent that.
	And uh and her second amendment position is uh where she shoves her gun in between her nice home.
	Um that's what like I just never understand, and these are like this is your turning point convention.
	Hey, I got a logo made, I got a graphic made.
	I'm a special guest at Tarting Point.
	Okay, cool.
	Yeah, that they ruined the rep for me when they kick Brandy Love out.
	You want to talk about somebody who could actually move the needle and has money to contribute to moving the needle and like whatever.
	And it's ironic because she's famous for actually showing her ass and tits, and she actually kidding the needle because she's not a fucking dumbass, and she actually has you know interesting things to say.
	We've talked about that too because uh uh you and I I think have talked about that because it's like they don't support porn at turning point and they threw her out, but they were able to recognize her.
	Yeah, yeah, that's brandy love.
	We gotta kick her out right now.
	How does that happen?
	How'd you know?
	She wasn't dressed, she didn't say Brandy Love porn star.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You just you remember that time that we went to that bar in Dallas and you got recognized by a fan.
	It was the hotel down the street, yeah.
	Yeah, hotel bar.
	Yeah, yeah.
	At what point in your career as an influencer, did you start getting recognized in public?
	I used to get recognized in DC all the time.
	So it was on TV.
	I'm not I'm not like I hate the term influencer.
	I know me too, but that's yeah um, sorry.
	But like TV and radio, I used to get recognized in DC all the time.
	Like when I did stand up, I I used to be uh pretty regular in the places around DC doing stand-up, and I would get recognized in the streets for that because you know, a bunch of people local would see me, and then um when I did Fox Five, so what was kind of crazy to me.
	So I had a deal with Fox Five DC, um WTTG for like two years, and when I would walk around DC, like everybody who watches uh Fox Five is black.
	I had a ton of black fans, like tons, like people wouldn't think like, oh, he's a conservative blah blah blah, so people don't know.
	Let me tell you something.
	Uh black people are ultra conservative.
	I don't know how the Republicans have lost that connection with them because everything I said political commentary-wise on TV, I would get stopped regularly in DC by folks, and I'd have long conversations with them because I don't know how to interact with people when they uh well, at least I've I've been able to shorten it now, but like I feel very grateful when people recognize me.
	So um, but I would hang out and talk policy with people for a while and they agree with me on everything.
	Yeah, that's an interesting thing about the black community that has that doesn't really come up if you think I mean they're they're totally culturally opposed to all this fucking um uh uh gender identity shit going on.
	Every uh community of color, I think that's the right term we're supposed to use, uh, is more conservative than white people.
	That's true.
	And everybody advocating all this minority shit is always some white chick.
	Always, always, and and it's Elizabeth's Karen's, yeah, yeah.
	No, and and the thing is like, and it's you know, even like like family values, um second everything, everything is every group like I know all of my uh Hispanic friends are ultra conservative, even if they don't vote that way.
	All my like the black people that I've encountered, so you know I was trained as a public defender in Baltimore City, and I interacted with a lot of folks there, and uh, and in DC, and they were conservative except for who they voted for.
	Made no sense.
	How do we fix it?
	I don't think it's fixable because of who we keep putting into office.
	There's nobody real that we put into office.
	I think Trump was the right direction to fix it because like he was he spoke to normal human beings, but all the other politicians that we have, including DeSantis, who I like as policy, and he's witty and stuff, but he's still political class.
	And he's too polished, yeah.
	Yeah, it's having somebody who's mouthy like me get into office, and then you start to connect with people, but um, we don't have that on the republic.
	I can't think of anybody.
	I mean Bo Bert, yeah.
	The left did a really good job of tanking Marjorie Taylor Green because she was a threat.
	Because she just thoughts on what are your thoughts?
	What are your thoughts on her?
	I have mixed feelings.
	Gespacho.
	Is that what I don't understand the reference?
	She said Gazpacho.
	I thought that was kind of oh but like Aleppo.
	Well, listen, like I like that the left jumped all over her saying gazpacho when the guy in the White House like fucks up every other word that he says and can't like complete a sentence.
	And it's like no shit.
	Good point.
	Um like you can't even like get close to it.
	Uh I so personally I like her.
	I don't know I I think we need to have mouthy people.
	I don't have I don't have a problem with her.
	Like I I the Jewish space laser thing was a little uh you know crazy.
	Um but like she's a very kind person, very personable.
	Um I just she seems kind of like an AOC though, in the sense that like she gets all the media coverage, but she actually doesn't have any any significant power in legislation, right?
	Like ALC hasn't really done jack shit since she's been elected, except for get on you know the news and trend.
	My problem is that like with when my when I have opinions on people, a lot of times uh I've interacted with them enough that I've I I know who I'm dealing with, and like you know from advertising, but um I ran a marketing firm and trained as a litigator, uh, have psychology degree into stand-up, and so my entire career has been reading people.
	And when I meet somebody, if I think they're nice, even if they're crazy, I kind of still go like, oh, you're nice.
	Um and if you're an asshole, you're an asshole, even if you're like the you know, the the savior of the world or whatever, you know, like it's it's one of those things.
	So like my I have personal feelings about Marjorie Taylor Green, and they're good.
	I just I just think she's a very nice person.
	And like for her, but but then again, I get skewed because I'm viewed as an influencer, and so people may behave differently around me.
	Like I know when I worked at uh Fox Five in DC to go back to that.
	Um I was friends with most of the producers because I just I believe that producers are people you should be nice to because they determine you know what you do on television or radio and uh to a point and then you go off on your own.
	But um there were some on air personalities who were assholes to these people, and I didn't realize it.
	And I found out later on from them.
	And it's it's because they were very kind of me because they viewed me as on air and like higher ranking, like uh there's like a hierarchy than like the how dare you respect the plebs who you know push the buttons and tell you what to say on air.
	Um so like that's it's a very interesting, you know.
	I'm I'm skewed on her.
	Do I think she's good for the party?
	Yes.
	Uh, because we need to have somebody who's mouthy and extreme on that end, um, to counteract AOC, even if they just cancel each other out.
	I think I'm fine with that.
	Let people be distracted by that.
	But uh and but as a person, she's great.
	I I maybe I'm missing something, but um, but the but the Jewish space laser thing was crazy.
	What did she say about that?
	You're not talking about when she got busted for comparing the Holocaust to the COVID, right?
	It's a different thing.
	Yeah, but I mean is that far off now?
	Like, I mean, is like, you know, for a while, they're like, oh my gosh, you know, uh, you know, they they used to make them wear, you know, you in the doing the yellow star thing is disgusting.
	And it's like we're showing papers, like this started somewhere.
	Like the the hype the hyperbolic statement of that and and saying that should wake people up and it's worth the discussion.
	Yeah, I mean, you think about the Nazis came into power in 1933, and I think Auschwitz opened in 1942, because that was the year that Joe Biden was born, and I happen to know that fact.
	Um I was looking up uh here's the deal.
	He's so old, he's from the silent generation, only president from the silent generation.
	And the other day I went on on a tirade in my Google search, looking up all shit that was invented, like around his birth, just to like make it abundantly clear how fucking old he is.
	Yeah, like like car air conditionings were invented 24 months before he was born.
	He was potty trained when Hitler died.
	He's old enough to remember seeing Hitler on TV if he didn't have you know Alzheimer's.
	Yeah.
	Well, if they had a TV.
	Um yeah, wow.
	No, I uh I forget what her whole thing was, but it was it was something nutty.
	Uh again, like I here, let's see.
	And and of course, like I'm looking at a Vox thing.
	Why conspiracy theorists always end up pointing fingers at Jews and why, yeah, okay.
	When people say that when people use the term Jews and not Jewish people, it kind of makes me go like doesn't feel that yeah, yeah, I agree.
	It's yeah, it's a little it's a little coarse.
	Yeah, I'm not gonna read this article, but uh she likes some posts, whatever.
	I don't care what people like back in the day.
	Who gives a fuck?
	Do you think um do you think that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son?
	I don't give a fuck.
	Like he could be.
	I'm gonna ask if he gives I'd rather ask if you give a fuck.
	Have you looked into it?
	Uh He certainly looks like it.
	That's not that's not why I think it's it's it's all the circumstantial evidence, though, that really really tips tips.
	Yeah, and like in the in the vicinity of Cuba nine months before Justin Shude was born, and the fact that they were known they were known swingers.
	And uh there's like photographs of I mean I did a whole thread earlier today about it.
	But I'm I'm like 90% of all the conspiracy theories that have ever existed.
	This is among the top three that I'm the most confident in.
	Is that what is that what uh got you to the castro thing?
	Known swingers, because that's a good segue.
	If that's like a connecting point to Castro, didn't no anyway.
	Don't worry about it.
	Just do some proof.
	Uh okay.
	Mimo says they'll take a whole bunch of MTGs over Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell types.
	I I would as well.
	Yeah, yeah, me too.
	I'm so sick of the established establishment Republican Party.
	I mean how about like um what's his name?
	Uh oh my god.
	One eye.
	Uh oh uh fucking Crenshaw.
	Crenshaw, yeah.
	The most myopic Congressman in the history of Congress.
	Who yelled at that 12-year-old girl?
	Don't you for questioning his faith?
	Yeah, he's fucking that guy.
	He won't do shit.
	Thank you, Mimo.
	Uh he won't do shit in Congress.
	But but he'll fucking yell at a 12.
	If you're a 12-year-old girl, look out.
	Here comes Dan Crenshaw.
	Like, what a man.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He thought it was Greta Thunberg.
	Uh, everyone who I know in Congress who's a member of Congress, uh, says he's a dumb fuck.
	Did you know that he did you know that his stock returns were like way better than uh Nancy Pelosi's even?
	He's retarded.
	Uh oh, I said it.
	Um because he is the only reason he's famous is because Pete Davidson made fun of him on SNL.
	Otherwise, nobody would know who the fuck he is.
	He's got one eye.
	Yeah.
	By the way, the eye thing is badass.
	That's my favorite thing about him.
	The I the I the eye patch thing is a shtick.
	Uh before he used to have a um glass eye all the time.
	He would do different glass eyes from what I was.
	The glass eye can be distracting though because it it looks one direction the whole time.
	So when someone's looking around, it doesn't move.
	But he had like our Texas Rangers one and all like the thing was like he's another one.
	I liked him and I liked Nancy Mace back in the day, and they're both fucking failures that are that are clowns, and they can go, you know, she needs to go back to working at Waffle House.
	What is she done?
	Did you see what she did the other day?
	She didn't get the Trump endorsement, and so she went up to Trump Tower in New York and filmed uh a thing.
	Like, what the fuck are you doing?
	You're supposed to represent uh uh South Carolina, and you're going all the way the fuck up to New York to uh to record a little thing slamming Trump at Trump Tower.
	Like, what a waste.
	Because she didn't get an endorsement.
	That's a good way to guarantee she never gets an endorsement.
	I was disappointed that Trump didn't endorse Starbuck though in District 5 in Nashville, Tennessee.
	Did he correct that?
	I don't know if he did.
	I heard rumors that he did, but I never saw a source.
	I so um I made some phone calls that morning, and I think everyone had already woken up at that point.
	Like that that was like, you know, a lot of social media people are posting on social media, and somebody's like, hey, can you post on social media about this?
	And I'm like, I made a phone call.
	Don't like I was like, what the fuck is this?
	Like who wasn't it like one of Pompeo's staffers or something that he endorsed?
	Something stupid.
	It was somebody who actually had been in the Trump administration in some obscure position before.
	She's a pageant girl.
	Hey, yeah, and she was Miss whatever state.
	They'll make a graphic of her when she goes to uh attorney phone comments.
	Yeah, and so it's just like it's really obvious that she's running because she wants to be a representative, not because she actually wants to represent the people, you know.
	She's pageant girl shit, like she wants she wants certificates and fucking ribbons and trophies and shit.
	Yay, yeah.
	Where are you without pageants?
	How are they still how do they still exist?
	They suck.
	I I've never really like when's the last time you watched a pageant.
	My mom used to watch the pageants.
	I think it's a middle-aged woman thing, but they used to be classier.
	Thomas Kincaid painter lights on from six to seven tonight.
	We got to see what they're selling on QVC, what exclusives they have, and then we flip over to the USA pageant.
	I actually went to a Miss Yose.
	That's where I met Trump and Melania years ago.
	I met I went when they were in Baltimore.
	I went to the Miss USA pageant and got into the ball.
	And uh like they had a gala afterwards, and they were the nicest fucking people.
	Trump and Melania or the pageant girls.
	Uh Trump and Melania.
	Well, the pageant girls were two, actually.
	Um, most of them, but uh Trump and Melania were uh like Melania in particular, cool as shit.
	She talked to uh my friend at the time that I took with me.
	It was a it helps to take a hot girl with you to the uh to the Missyosa ball.
	Um and she talked to us for like 40 minutes.
	Melania did, yeah.
	That's 2400 seconds.
	So there we go.
	There we go.
	Got it done.
	No, I yeah, she was she I mean, that was like, and that's I I've never had a complaint.
	Like again, like Trump was cool too.
	He came over and talked to us for a bit, but like, you know, he had to he had to work the room because he owned the place, and that's what he does, and you know, takes pictures and does it somewhere.
	You know what was actually really good was that um that Netflix uh mini-series on Trump.
	I forget what it was called, but it came out shortly after he was elected.
	Um, and they covered his whole entire life from the first project he ever did in New York, uh, to the moment that he announced his the escalator moment.
	And um, you know, it was a little biased because how could it not be just given who made it?
	But it I thought it was actually pretty pretty badass.
	They had a lot of people on the uh on the show that were like big Trump supporters, like who knew him personally from having worked with them that weren't they weren't just Trump or voters.
	There was none of that.
	It was like, hey, this was his bodyguard or this was his chauffeur.
	And so they they brought people on that actually knew him that had nice things to say, and so I thought it was a really cool approach, but I didn't realize how fucking smart he is as a business guy.
	Like I always kind of just wrote it off as this celebrity fluke thing, you know, like an Arnold well, Arnold Schwarzenegger's talented in his own right, but it you know, just like of course he's famous type thing, uh, just because of the nature of his personality.
	But no, no, no, no.
	That guy is incredibly intentional and bright, and his career, regardless of his presidency, totally aside from his presidency, is remarkable, and it's something that only someone with intelligence and determination could accomplish.
	It was not a luck thing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I mean, he was outshining his dad like early in his career.
	People think his dad made him fucking famous.
	It's like why well then why wasn't his dad famous?
	I don't even remember his dad's first name.
	Yeah, no, um the only person who talks shit about him is Amarosa.
	I like that Ana Rosa who has admitted that he took her under his wing as his like mentee, says that he's racist.
	That's that the the black woman from The Apprentice, uh-huh.
	Yeah, whatever.
	She's like, I was his mentee for years, and it's like, okay, why would a racist, why would a racist sexist, whatever, take a black woman on like take any time for her?
	What does it even mean to be racist?
	Yeah, who fucking knows anymore.
	Uh, by the way, like uh I I like reading your YouTube comments here.
	Uh Jala J. I'm a female and used to watch the Victoria's Secret shows.
	Now look at their models, dog people with half a leg.
	True.
	Yeah, and they don't have a male version.
	They don't need to because I want to be Mr. Universe.
	Don't they have there is a Mr. Universe, right?
	That's a bodybuilder shit.
	Yeah.
	Don't they have a trans uh Victoria's Secret models now?
	Yeah, they had they had like uh a token token one or two, right?
	Because didn't they have a trans sports illustrated?
	Yeah, and then of course Caitlin Jenner was person of the year.
	They tried like the fat girls of the year.
	So the thing is, yeah, there uh sports illustrators had to switch it up since the internet uh since internet pornography, uh the sports illustrated swimsuit issue has lost its luster.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I can get I can get way better than this somewhere else for free for free.
	I'm gonna porn up for free.
	There are women actually having sex there naked.
	This is just women like so what you can see nipples in sports illustrated, and you can go see sex naked on Pornhub for free.
	I had a uh I had a computer when I was in fifth grade, and I remember my mom went into my room for whatever reason, and she was so pissed off to find that the background of my desktop was uh cover of sports illustrated.
	It was like this smoking hottie, you know, like topless on the beach, but no boobs showing, you know, she was laying in the sand, belly down, but it was like almost the nipple.
	she's like, I think that's totally inappropriate.
	She went and got my dad, you know, because he wanted she wanted my dad to do something about it.
	He's like, I don't see a problem with it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's back in the day when they were like we they would never consider having like a fat girl on the cover of sports illustrated.
	They did like a couple years ago.
	They were like, they had three different covers of sports illustrated.
	Uh they had like a uh normal model, an athlete, and then a fat chick.
	Yeah.
	Why would you read a fucking magazine other than sitting in like the waiting room of it at a doctor's office?
	But even then you have your phone.
	A retro jerk.
	Yeah.
	You're just like, I'm gonna make this work.
	It's like uh it's like best in show.
	Did you ever see best in show?
	Yes, they're like, Oh, we love catalogs, just so much more convenient.
	You know, well, Adidas the other day put up that picture, all them titties.
	25 sets of 25 racks.
	Did you see that?
	No, what's it called?
	He just put up an ad for um a new bra, and it was on Twitter, and it's just bare breasts, like all different types of breasts.
	They're like, We have 43 different types of athletic boobs bras now.
	Uh you didn't see that.
	I mean, I saw that it was trending, but I give so little shits about Adidas that I didn't even click to see what was going on.
	I just sometimes I just take a pass.
	I was a couple of the top comments on that tweet.
	My my one here I did a live the other day because I can't on getter, you can't put naked pictures up of any kind.
	And so I did a grid of it and I was writing them.
	I did a rating of them already.
	Oh, that's fucking funny, dude.
	That's one of the things I said now that we can just objectify one.
	You call you Carl wrote, he Carl rubbed it.
	Yeah, well, Carl Rose wouldn't know how to rape quests, but uh, but right, but he always brings the chart on, you know.
	And number one was uh where was number one?
	Oh, that's where the X is, and then one looked like Brian Stelter naked down here.
	Speaking of stelter, can you believe that he got lost his job?
	Wait, no, I'm not thinking of stelter is stelter the guy, the CEO of no, that's Zucker.
	Yeah, can you believe Zucker lost it of all things for him to lose his job over?
	It was just getting laid.
	It was a lie.
	You think it was ratings were shit?
	Oh my god, yeah.
	They were just looking for an excuse to off him for consenting.
	Is it his fault?
	Everyone knew about, yeah.
	Is it his fault?
	I mean, you fire the coach when the team sucks for long enough, right?
	Yeah, that's true.
	Who do you think will replace him?
	Uh I think it's right now it's the woman who he was fucking.
	So obviously it had nothing to do with the the sex.
	I'm pretty certain it's the woman who's fucking it's still there.
	She was the chief marketing officer, and so if they're having marketing problems, it would make sense that they would graduate her to that position.
	Like who, like when you look at these people, who's tuning in to see Brian Stelter?
	Like, no one, like who wants to see Don Lemon?
	Why does Don Lemon still have a show when he's got credible sexual assault allegations against him?
	How credible are they?
	I haven't looked into it.
	Some dude uh it's a dude who's that it's in court.
	I think they have a grand jury, or not a grand jury, they have a uh jury.
	Yeah, the judge refused to dismiss it, so the judge thinks it's warranted.
	Uh-huh.
	He reached down some guy's pants and grabbed his dick.
	He had Kevin Spacey'd somebody, basically.
	And he said something like, Do you like boys or girls?
	Why didn't you whatever you're not?
	Yeah, whatever, like, yeah, like what a weird dude.
	All these people are gross.
	All these people just fucking gross.
	It's not really something a dude would lie about, unless I mean, I guess for money, you know, so if he sues in civil court, he could make a ton of money, but it just doesn't seem like a New York bartender would lie about that.
	Like, I would never make that shit up about somebody.
	I mean, because I'm a fucking man.
	Yeah, no, I it's yeah, it's a different culture than what we're familiar with at gay bars, though.
	Oh, he was at the gay bar.
	I'm assuming.
	Oh, that yeah, that makes sense.
	Or like a party.
	I don't know.
	I remember reading the details of the case early, and I'm like, whatever.
	There are things like brain.
	I went to a I went to a gay bar in uh in Los Angeles.
	I went to uh blazing flaming saddles because my my wife professionally danced ballet, so she has a lot of gay friends, and we went up to LA and they wanted to go to the gay bars.
	I was fine with it, I'm not homophobic at all.
	But I tell you what, I got my ass grabbed so many fucking times that night, just standing around at the gay bar.
	Yeah, um, because people just assumed I was gay because why else would I be there?
	I went to drag bingo night at a um gay bar that my uh lesbian friends dragged me to in Baltimore in law school.
	Uh-huh.
	And when I won, the drag queen came over to give me my little prize or whatever with money, and uh he she was like, I don't know what they identified as was like, uh, you're the straightest dude we've ever seen in here.
	Yeah, like, is that a compliment?
	He goes, No, we hate you.
	Please never come back.
	Like, thanks for coming, and you tip well, but just never come back.
	Have they kicked you out of that hotel bar yet for stealing uh glassware?
	No, why are you talking about?
	I had so much fun hanging out with you in Dallas, man.
	You're a good hangout.
	I have um I have enough sets now of glassware.
	Like I moved in, you know, I just moved, right?
	So, like, I um I moved up the street from where I was about a mile, and uh had tripled my space.
	They they raised my rent 22% in my old apartment for two bedroom, and I got like a house, like for a thousand dollars less.
	Oh, that's awesome.
	Yeah, like so.
	I don't have a community poll.
	Who gives a fuck?
	Um but uh I haven't been back down there.
	Also, I haven't been out drinking, you know.
	Cause I I go to my so my favorite bar, my my favorite bartender just like gives me soda water all night, and I'll drink eight soda waters, which is probably worse than drinking.
	Uh, because you just run to the bathroom every five minutes, like after like it hits you once you break the seal.
	Once you realize your body has two gallons of water in it.
	Um you know, but no, I uh I haven't been back, and like I I don't even want to, I don't dare calculate how much money I've saved.
	Let's put it that way.
	Oh, that's nice.
	So you just put you're buying uh Thomas Kincaid shit with the savings.
	I bought a rowing machine the other day because I don't like you did yeah, you're gonna Frank underwood it.
	Is that what he did?
	Yeah, in the first season of Game of Thrones when it was still a good not Game of Thrones House of Cards when it was still a good show.
	That was one of his character development things.
	I never watched that show.
	Do you like watching shows?
	What do you like shows?
	No.
	Did you watch Game of Thrones?
	No.
	I watched the end of it, but like, and I saw the clips where they had like the cup, a coffee cup.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I am I've been really into lately YouTube videos that are like 10 minute summaries of movies.
	Ooh, it's like blinkest, but for instead of books, it's for uh movies.
	We used to have uh cliff notes.
	Uh yeah, and um it's always like there's this one channel, and it's it doesn't matter what the movie is, there's creepy music in the background where the guy does the uh the breakdown of it.
	And it's like you seen my getter streams where I've been playing old movies.
	No, yeah, dude.
	I've been doing watch parties because I'm only a few people can live stream on getter.
	And if you're live streaming, even if people aren't following you, you show up in the thread.
	And so I've just been like trying to find every excuse to live stream shit.
	So I've been playing old movies.
	Last night I did the room with Tommy Weisso.
	I've been doing all the band Joe Rogan episodes because people love to watch those.
	All the ones that got deleted, I downloaded them and I've been doing smartest shit.
	But um, and I I know I interrupted you, I didn't mean to, I just got excited.
	Um I I am so encouraged about getter, dude, because it's the first time an alternative social media platform I've opened like every day for two weeks straight.
	No other platform that's tried has accomplished that for me.
	And I signed up for all of them.
	Uh, I actually got a warning yesterday.
	Uh Jala likes uh there will be blood, by the way.
	Um, but uh I I got it.
	I tried to log into Facebook on my phone, and it sent me a um unfamiliar device warning because I haven't logged in in so long.
	Yeah, that's nice.
	I even had like I think I have a page with like 30,000 likes or something on on Facebook, and I'm like, I don't care.
	Like it's so it's gone the way of MySpace to me.
	I don't know if you were old enough to oh yeah, I was on MySpace big time top eight.
	Yeah, but it's like top eight, bro.
	Yeah, you gotta have your the girl you're interested in, you gotta put in there, you know.
	Yeah, you send her a message, send that bitch.
	But you gotta put her like number eight or seven, so like you know, she knows that you like you know, you're there for the boys.
	I like that you can say uh you can call people bitches on um on uh on getter.
	Yes, yes.
	If you get banned on getter, it's not because somebody who's reviewing your account politically disagrees with you.
	That's the difference.
	People are like, Oh, it's not really a free speech platform.
	It's like, yeah, they have to abide by Apple and Google terms.
	Yes, but they're not gonna ban you just Because they hate your politics.
	People dying on that hill of saying the uh uh saying the N-word, dude.
	That was that was the weirdest.
	That was the weirdest combination of shit.
	Like that when it was him and it was like Elijah Schaefer and a couple other people that were like going after getter, and they're like, it's not really free speech because you can't say the N-word.
	I'm like, weird hill to die on, man.
	Yeah, right at being racist.
	Like, that's like not the one to Yeah, it's like, why did secession have to be over slavery?
	Why couldn't they have picked a fucking issue that actually, you know, because I I'm convinced the only reason that the Supreme Court ruled that secession was unconstitutional is because it got such a bad rap because of his association with slavery.
	It's dude, I don't I don't get it.
	I don't care.
	Who funds him, by the way?
	Who who like funds like a uh that guy?
	I I won't say his name now.
	Oh, what's his face?
	Uh Fuentes.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I don't know.
	I he you know, he has got like a little bit of a studio set up that he live streamed from for a long time, but I don't I don't remember there being any paywall or any uh sponsors.
	Because who's that who's the awful church that like protests like military funerals and says uh God hates whatever Rusborough Baptist?
	They're like attorneys, right?
	So, like, could you imagine showing up to court?
	It's like who's your attorney?
	It's the uh Westboro Baptist chick.
	She's uh she's pretty cheap.
	She's very good.
	Very good.
	I'm here to argue my speeding ticket, uh, sir, and uh here to represent me as um Westboro Baptist.
	What do you think about the the new Durham news that came out today?
	Hmm.
	What do you think about the new Durham news that came out today?
	Uh what that uh Trump's second campaign was spied on.
	Uh was that that it was the second?
	I thought it was still from the first.
	It was the Hillary Clinton uh Hillary Clinton pay uh Durham uh has documents like basically, I guess proving I haven't I'm looked into it heavily because it came out right before we went on, proving that um the Clinton campaign paid for the Trump campaign to be spied on, like what like Watergate style cool.
	That's why I made the that's why that's why I made the name of the episode on the thumbnail, you know.
	Like if you want the Clintons to listen to you, just say it in Trump Tower.
	Well, my um my instant reaction to that would be like we knew.
	Yeah, but the fact that there's like documents and there's like and Durham's actually trying to press charges and make this shit happen is is encouraging.
	Here we go.
	The tech exact executive and the Durb filing is Rodney Joffey, Joffy's direct point of contact with the Hillary campaign was Jake Sullivan.
	Motherfucker, Nemo's got it down.
	I like that I have your your commenter on uh on YouTube, Mimo.
	Mimo.
	Okay, thanks, Mimo.
	Giving me the like that is actually right there.
	That is what I get when I used to be in studio back when we still were allowed to go into the studio at Sirius.
	If I screwed something up or like whatever was happening, we have screens in front of us, and I would get a note we got from like the producer would be like, here's the data.
	And I just read it.
	That's a good meme.
	Yeah, you should be a producer for a radio show.
	That was good.
	Yeah, Mimo could be like one American podcast, Jamie.
	That'd be kind of cool.
	Hey, uh because you know, obviously, this is I I you know, we're all on the same page with the Trump thing.
	What do you think about like one American?
	You ever watch one American news?
	No, not even for a minute.
	What have they ever said that's interesting?
	So I like one of the people over there.
	And they're sure there's cool people.
	They tried to set me up with one of their hosts slash reporters who's a little bit older, like she's like in her 30s.
	Oh, like a date.
	And she's a fucking lunatic.
	Who like I think wear hats?
	There should be no.
	Uh, there should be well, maybe there should be a uh a breakdown of reporters.
	Like, if you knew that a reporter believed that they could be bit by rattlesnakes and not die, or be poisoned and not die, and that they had quit jobs in the past because they had a vision from God to quit their job, and so they showed up and quit a very, very important job.
	She was a snake, like one of those churchy snake handlers.
	Oh, yeah.
	I feel like that would change your opinion of what they were reporting to you.
	I think you'd be like, because for me, if I'm like somebody could be like, uh, you know, they could be like uh the sky's blue, and I'm like, cool.
	And they're like, also, uh, God protects me from getting bitten by snakes, and I don't die when I'm like, oh, maybe the sky's not blue.
	Like, I need to, I need to let me reassess this.
	Let me well, where the fuck was he in the garden of Eden protecting Adam and Eve from that manipulative snake fuck?
	Well, when I found that out, because she's like, uh, we were talking for a while, and she was like, uh-huh.
	I think I think I trust you enough to tell you what I believe.
	And I go, Oh, okay.
	So at least she knows that it's crazy.
	Please do.
	Please tell me more.
	Lean in.
	Like, that's I'm always very excited to hear more.
	That anytime somebody goes on the crazy train when they're talking with me, I'm like, please, yes, yes, and like we start doing uh improv uh improv tactics.
	Have you ever she's like, have you ever like spoken in tongues because you've been taken over by the Holy Spirit?
	I'm like, uh-huh.
	Tell me more.
	You told her that you had you like feigned that you you maybe had that experience.
	Yeah, I'm I'm pretty certain that uh whatever God she's talking to ain't the one that I I worship, so I'm I'm safe lying to her.
	Sure, yeah, yeah.
	No, I'm not I'm not making a moral judgment.
	I'm just saying that's fucking hilarious.
	You're like, oh yeah, all the time, what else?
	Oh, yeah, no, that's yes, dude.
	You you ray Epster.
	As an old I didn't say let's storm the Capitol.
	Uh-oh, there we go.
	I'm wrong in the NSA listening in now that I said that combination of words.
	Yeah.
	Happy Saturday night to you, officer.
	Um, I um I always like lean in.
	If somebody's crazy, I lean in and I want to so how did that conversation develop?
	And how did you get how did you back out of that?
	She really liked me, and I let it go for a while and listened to it, and I got out of it because I ghosted her.
	Yeah.
	Oh, poor girl.
	You should have just told her.
	I don't think that we're our faith alliance, you know, enough for us to pursue this further.
	That's being very nice.
	Yeah, it is being nice.
	But it would have same same outcome, but no hurt feelings.
	Fuck you, Jella.
	I there's two people commenting, and I really like interacting with them on the YouTube.
	Well, actually, the sky isn't really blue.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Actually, they actually love it.
	Straw.
	That's true.
	Um, yeah, no, I uh and at one point I was like, my friend was like, what if it's like, what if she's actually talking to demons?
	Like the her her spiritual journey story is fucking wacky.
	Like she was like, I wanted to learn about the spiritual realm, so I told God that if I don't learn it from him, uh, I'll learn it from demons.
	I'm like, you threatened God.
	She's like, yeah, I was like, kind of a strong move, like atheists.
	I know atheists that would be like, just in case, I'm not gonna do that.
	Like there's there's a weird, it was weird.
	The whole conversation was so fucking weird.
	And if you knew, like, that's the thing, like if you knew, and I'm not gonna say who it is, but if you knew that this person had this set of beliefs and and you were getting your news from them, I think you'd be like, Yeah, but at the same token, it's like there I believe,
	and maybe I'm wrong, but I believe that every person on an individual level believes at least something that's just fucking crazy, and nobody knows what that is for them, but it's abundantly clear what it is for everybody else when you see it.
	I wanna so like huh?
	I want to know what that is for me then.
	Yeah, what's yours?
	I don't know what mine is, but somebody else could tell me, I'm sure.
	But there's no way that you know you are right about everything or I am right about everything.
	We gotta be like insanely wrong about some something that's like obvious, right?
	No, I was in a Christian cult when I was in high school.
	Um tell me more, yes, and so I I grew up Lutheran, which is pretty fucking generic, you know, whatever Christian, not very controversial.
	One of my favorite uh thrift store purchases I ever got 499, I got an original copy of Life of Luther.
	Very cool.
	Um, I like Luther, he's a fascinating dude.
	I even like the bad movie they made about him.
	But um, when I was 15, I actually read the Bible cover to cover.
	And um, because you know it's important to me to like maybe I should actually read this fucking book.
	Like, you know, it's like trust the science.
	It's like not read the studies, because whoever's saying trust the science is not the study.
	Yeah.
	Right.
	And so I was like, I'm gonna go to the source material here.
	And I read the book, and it totally changed my interpretation of Christianity and perspective.
	And I got involved with this sort of radical Christian church.
	It was very harmless.
	It wasn't like culty in the sense of like Jim Jones culty, but it was like these fucking people are uh zealots, right?
	Yeah, and yeah, I got involved for a while, and it just took me a couple years to kind of grow out of it and figure it out.
	Um, you know, as I got older, more mature, went to college, and I don't know, had more life experience.
	But I know for a fact that I've believed shit that's like pretty obviously batshit crazy because I'm you know from that life experience that I've had, so there's gotta be something now that I believe that's just horse shit crazy.
	I just don't know what it is.
	Uh maybe, maybe not.
	I don't know.
	Do you think you have one?
	I'm sure I do.
	I'm sure I do like I just don't know what it would be.
	What's what's AOC?
	What's AOC's?
	What's AOCs that she's smart?
	Oh, that's a good one.
	I think she's got enough people around her telling her that she's intelligent when she's just a a pawn at best a pawn.
	Yeah, she's she's remarkably average.
	I don't believe that like everybody's like, oh, they set up the election for her to win that that first time she won.
	I was like, no, I think people were just asleep at the fucking wheel.
	And she got enough people in that district when it was like, what was it like 10% voted or something like that?
	Not even 10% voted in that that first uh primary that she won by like 2,000 votes and beat like the incumbent.
	Um it was like a fluke, and then they took advantage of it because she's a fucking idiot.
	She is dumb, but she is talented.
	She's really good at manipulating the media.
	And spawn over because she's cute.
	Somebody made the point.
	If she was an old fat hag, uh nobody would pay attention to her.
	It's true.
	Maisie Haran.
	Yeah, that might be true.
	She says the same thing Maisie Hirono does.
	Who's Maisie Harano?
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	What's it what's a crazy fucking thing that Hillary Clinton believes?
	This is fun.
	I don't I actually, you know what?
	I don't think Hillary Clinton has a crazy idea that she believes.
	You think she's just got an agenda?
	I think she's actually in a legitimate position where she doesn't have um.
	I mean, she has yes men around her, but I think she's in a crazy powerful position where she can make anything happen around her.
	Yeah, I don't think you can trick Hillary.
	No, the Clintons are smart.
	I mean, Bill was a road scholar.
	That's that's really an accomplishment.
	I would have rather fucking I think ultimately it may not be, but um, you know, I I would have rather had Hillary Clinton be president than Joe Biden the whole time.
	Yeah, I would rather have uh any president who can speak in complete sentences.
	Yeah, I'd I'd rather yeah, I'd feel better about America if like people didn't laugh at us.
	Um it's not so much the embarrassment thing that that scares me.
	What's what's scary to me about Biden is how obvious it is that he can be manipulated.
	He's he's so vulnerable.
	So it's like, all right, who's who's running the fucking country?
	And I I said this on the podcast the other night with I think hard hat.
	I was like, throughout history, whenever there's been like an authoritarian state, it's been very clear who's running it.
	Like Mao was running China, Stalin was running Russia, Hitler was running uh Germany, right?
	Mussolini, Italy.
	Like, you could yeah, absolutely he is the figurehead strong man.
	But like we it's bizarre because I think for the maybe the first time in uh human history, we are living in what's rapidly becoming an authoritarian society without any clarity as to who's the puppet master.
	Yeah, what's going on with uh, by the way, speaking of what's going on with the uh the Canadian bridge stuff.
	So last I heard they swatted the ambassador bridge, they put like a right right place there.
	I think that they're seizing gasoline and threatening fines for truckers.
	They're not gonna do anything.
	And uh obviously the bank accounts being fraud, they're doing basically everything they can to just they're not gonna gone anywhere.
	So all they have to all they have to do is fucking end the mandates.
	Uh Mimo says uh Hillary said being president was her birthright.
	You know what?
	Probably was uh, you know, I mean, that's like that looks So she believes in rights.
	That's that's a step in the right direction.
	Yeah.
	Um I was born with the inalienable right to be president.
	God, I wonder what my crazy belief is.
	Yeah, I don't know what your crazy belief is.
	I don't know.
	Jewish space lasers.
	Jewish space lasers.
	The other space lasers.
	My heritage, so my heritage is Jewish.
	I'm just uh I practice Christianity.
	But that's like so it's very interesting to me.
	Like I didn't why does everybody care so much about their damn heritage?
	I care about mine too.
	That's a crazy thing that I believe.
	I believe that my heritage actually means something about me.
	It doesn't mean anything to me.
	No, no.
	Well, it doesn't mean anything.
	Um, I think my teeth, I think teeth are genetic.
	And and my dentist has said this to me as well that like if you get a lot of cavities, it's something that just kind of happens in your family.
	Doesn't matter how well you eat.
	So right, but like when you do 23 and me, it's like, oh, I want to look at the ancestry report and see where my DNA is from.
	It's like, does that really matter?
	I didn't like it's fascinating.
	The the Mormons already know enough about me, I don't have to give them a DNA.
	I did my family heritage, uh I went to the genealogy library in uh Salt Lake.
	Mormons speaking of crazy beliefs, they believe that they get their own planet when they die.
	They have there's all sorts of stuff that they believe that's that's super fun.
	Like uh, you'll know that the end of the world is coming because there won't be a rainbow for a year beforehand.
	So, like if you ever think the end of the world is coming, just go outside and spray a hose around and get a prism going.
	Um they think that uh if uh a black person becomes Mormon that their skin will get lighter.
	Um that's weird.
	I didn't know that one.
	Oh, yeah.
	So like they have the best, they have the best religion.
	I love their religion.
	They have by the way, they always yeah, oh yeah, I love it.
	I love it.
	Well, you sold a lot of fucking food reserves to Mormons when you were competing with InfoWars.
	Yeah, but uh oh, yeah, they have to uh a year, I think, or two years supplies.
	Yeah, Mimo says if I have to wear special underwear, there better be a planet waiting.
	Uh so have you ever seen they released the like private Mormon ceremony video when uh Romney was running about the knocks on the door and the special handshakes and the question?
	Yeah, they took all they took all that shit from Freemasonry because Joseph Smith was a Freemason and he got in big trouble with the Masons for taking all the shit and turning it into a religion.
	Well, you know, if you want to bang a bunch of chicks and run from the law and like start your own colony, you gotta do something, you gotta get it from somewhere.
	Source material was real light back in the early 1800s.
	Sure.
	Um didn't have a lot to work with, didn't really think about the alien shit.
	I mean, Scientology really nailed that down, but um they have the whole story where like so Jesus like went on a world tour after he was crucified, and uh and when he was rejected, they like scorched the land.
	Like, so that's why people's skin colors are darker, it's because the tribes are scorched because they didn't believe in Jesus, they didn't accept him.
	You know that, right?
	You're staring in the camera, like you're no, I I just think that's so that's like unnerving how bizarre that is to believe that.
	I I knew the mark of Cain was like some Christian churches believe the mark of Cain is black skin, and that's just fucking bizarre too.
	It's um it really is like if you look at it, it's like the like uh what's uh uh the uh book of Mormon, the the musical, they're like the all-American prophet or whatever.
	Like he was like, and we came here, and the white people here were like, oh Jesus, and he was like, Yeah, we'll leave your skin color.
	So that's why if you convert to Mormon and your uh person of color, your skin gets lighter because you get a little bit healed from the scorching.
	That's interesting.
	It's insane.
	I like that.
	I like that.
	So um did you know that the Mormon church actually uh put advertisements in the playbill for that uh Book of Mormon musical?
	No, yeah.
	So rather than bitching about it because it was making fun of them.
	They leaned in, they leaned in.
	I said, if you actually want to learn more about Mormonism, you know, www.mormon.org.
	It makes I mean I bet they got some people, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
	And then the fact that they were cool about it made me interested.
	Um, they're super fucking cool about it.
	Uh and when you go to like Temple Square, like when you go to visit their thing, so they send so you're you know, they expect you to start like pumping out kids at a reasonable age, and if you don't, you're like a single dude or single girl, they send basically all the babe the the single babes.
	Their mission is they go to like Temple Square and a lot of the tourist spots for Mormonism.
	And so like Temple Squares, all teams of two hot blondes, essentially, that are walking around giving tours.
	I had that experience at the church of Scientology.
	Really?
	I ever tell you my Scientology story.
	No.
	Oh, dude.
	Well, first of all, I want to do a quick fact about the Mormons.
	Did you know how they have that like angel pointing on the top of all their churches?
	Yeah.
	You drive past one.
	They've got do you know what where it's pointing?
	Uh uh uh uh the Garden of Eden in uh Kentucky in uh uh Missouri.
	It's pointing straight to Salt Lake City, baby.
	Oh, is it Salt Lake City?
	Okay, it's all lakes.
	I'm pretty sure it is.
	Mimo can check it out.
	Zion in um Jackson County, Missouri.
	I fucking love that.
	It's so American to be like to be like, Jesus has been here, he's the first American there ever was.
	There's dude, like I um I've gone to all of their any tourist place that they've had, the Garden of Eating and stuff like that.
	I've done it all.
	I've taken the tour.
	I love it.
	You're just fascinated by him, or were you thinking about being warm?
	Fascinated.
	It's so amazing to me.
	I'd be so here's here's my fucking Scientology story.
	I was at um I was at a Masonic Lodge meeting on a Monday night, and uh, this was in Nashville, Tennessee, and Freemasons in Tennessee are like 99% of them are Baptist because they're like in their in their 70s and they've been in the South forever, right?
	And so at the end of the meeting, there's like uh, you know, does does anybody else have anything that you know they'd like to say for the good of the order before we close the meeting?
	You know, typical end of meeting type shit.
	And you know, a couple people stood up and said, by the way, we're you know, we're doing this fundraiser, by the way, we're helping these kids read.
	And this guy stands up and nice guy, his name's Steve.
	And he goes, my church is having a fireworks show on the fourth of July.
	And I just want you all to know that you are welcome to come.
	We're gonna be in the parking lot, we're gonna be cooking out, and we're just gonna celebrate the country, you know.
	And another guy stands up, like, oh, what church do you go to?
	You know, like a Baptist dude, like you know, he goes, Church of Scientology, celebrity center.
	And so I had been reading L. Ron Hubbard material because I'm fascinated with how this guy pulled it off.
	Yeah, and I go up to Steve at the end of the meeting.
	I go, hey man, I've been interested in Scientology, not to like join just generally interested in it.
	Yeah, I didn't deceive him or anything.
	I was like, how do I learn more about it?
	He's like, What are you doing right now?
	I'm like, now it's 9:30 on a Monday night.
	He's like, Yeah, we'll go over there right now.
	So I followed him, and we went to the celebrity, the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center in Nashville, and I walk in and it is bustling.
	I mean, everyone working there is young and attractive.
	They have like this black suit protocol, red tie, and the women are beautiful, and it they all look like they like took a shower within the last 60 minutes.
	I mean, it's like fresh, like you like you would imagine Wall Street at like 7 a.m. in 1984, like everybody's just put together, right?
	Yeah, and so yeah, they this beautiful woman starts, you know, giving me a tour of the of the building, which is amazing.
	And every question that I had about Scientology, she would take me over to a different 50-inch flat screen touch screen.
	She'd say, touch the screen.
	And when I would touch the screen, a dude would pop up with a pre-recorded video answering my question perfectly.
	So she right, like they know all the FAQs and they walk you around, you touch the screen.
	They hook me up to the cans, right?
	With the e-reader thing, you gotta get your feet in levels, yeah.
	Yeah, and as soon as it starts going crazy, she's like, What were you just thinking about?
	I was like, uh crop my grandfather died, and he it crossed my mind, you know.
	She's like, see that?
	Yeah, it was what I was thinking about.
	She's like, just she's like, just begin thinking, you know, about memories you have, and you know, we'll see what the read the reader does.
	And of course, like if someone says, you know, think of memories, you think of big ones first, and then you think of little ones, right?
	And so, like within seven seconds, the thing's going nuts, and I'm like, yeah.
	So, so she um she does that, and I'm like, all right, she's like, come back tomorrow and we'll give you an IQ test.
	I'm like, fuck yeah.
	I always wanted to take an IQ test.
	It's expensive to see a psychologist and get one done professionally.
	You know, I've never I've always wanted to know my IQ is so I go the next day, and they give me this questionnaire e-Harmony 29-page personality test.
	It's like that.
	It's exactly like that.
	It's it's like a packet, and it's all yes, no, sometimes questions, or yes, no, maybe, you know.
	So it'll be a question like, have you ever refused to eat meat because you're compassionate for animals?
	Like, no.
	Uh, have you ever been late paying a bill?
	Yes, you know, shit like that, right?
	Random shit.
	I answered it accurately.
	I give it to this different beautiful woman.
	She says, All right, just walk around, browse, and you know, in 15 minutes, we'll have your score ready.
	They like put it through a Scantron or something.
	I don't know.
	She pulls me aside, she sits me down, she says, Listen, she's got the results, you know.
	The package, she goes, This is not what I think about you.
	This is not what the church thinks about you.
	This is what you think about yourself.
	And she slides the packet over with this line graph that looks so fucking manic, right?
	She goes, You are very unhappy.
	And for $300 this weekend, we have a dianetics course.
	You get a free book.
	It's a free book.
	We'd love for you to come.
	And that was the last time I ever went to the church of Scientology.
	They called me every week for six months.
	You gave him your info.
	Fuck.
	I did, I made a mistake there.
	I'm that guy on the street in front of the target in um DC when I lived in DC, and he asked me if I was stressed.
	He was a Scientology guy, and he's you ever feel stressed?
	I'm like, nah.
	He's like, You're never stressed.
	I'm like, yeah.
	And he kept going, but it was like it was like three or four minutes question.
	He goes, wait, but like you go to work and I go, Yeah, yeah.
	You're related to what he goes, I've never met anyone like you.
	I go, Yeah, people tell me that.
	Like, I just like I'm starting a church.
	He's like, I I wonder if he's like at some point, he's like, Wait, he's he's got Tom Cruise energy on him.
	Um yeah, so you know the whole thing about like the aliens and like the the soul or whatever and your stress level, dude.
	When that girl was like, what were you just thinking about?
	You should like again, you're in you in the ass.
	Yes, you're a nice guy, and so you wouldn't like do and you you like have been through enough shit that like I can like cold say anything.
	You should like turn to her and like right in the eyes and be like, fuck it.
	I wish I would have thought, I don't think I would have been able to muster the career.
	Yeah, but like you were probably like, are these people gonna murder me?
	I was thinking about whether or not you guys were gonna kill me tonight while I was here getting this test.
	And uh, you know, I tell you what, though, if you want to learn how to join a cult, all you gotta do is reverse engineer that shit.
	There's a great fucking book, actually.
	This is what you think about yourself.
	You know who does a really good book on that?
	Denver Wrigleman, he does uh really good, like how to deceive people.
	This is the tome.
	Rick Allen Ross, Colt's inside and out.
	He specializes in helping families of people who have been uh basically kidnapped by a cult, not literally kidnapped, but hijacked.
	Yeah, and he specializes in helping them get that per like do interventions and get those people out.
	So if somebody joins Scientology and you know, a year later they've spent all their money on classes and shit.
	And this book is fucking awesome.
	So if you're interested in Colts, Rick Alan Ross, Colt's inside and out, by the way.
	Yeah.
	By the way, apparently arrest Hillary for treason was uh trending on Twitter, and they took it down.
	Yeah, is it treason to spy on a political opponent if you're not actually uh uh an elected official though?
	That's just fucking you're using the government to do it.
	Yeah, so but but then if even if you're government, or if the government's got a proxy doing it, but uh she wasn't she still uh no, she wasn't, I guess.
	Um dude, it's it's not even trending.
	There's like shit here trending.
	Casey O'Neill, Steven Adams, like people like EJ Liddell, like there's stuff 12 years that's like there's stuff trending here that's very clearly would not be trending, like if this was real.
	I don't believe that sports are ever actually trending.
	I don't either.
	I think anytime it's a sports-related thing, it's bullshit unless it's Capehnike because it's actually a political trend.
	Yeah, yeah, the trends are bizarre, and I don't understand what what constitutes trending, because you see something that's trending number three and it's got 1.2k tweets, and then you see something trending number 30 and it's got like 50,000 fucking tweets.
	Travel trending boxer Jamie McDonald receives criticism after posting smiling selfies at the Altwist can't concentration camp.
	What?
	Like, I number one, I don't know who that person is.
	Number two, don't they're an altruist concentration camp.
	Auschwitz.
	Oh, I thought you said altruist.
	I'm like, yeah, this we're we put people here to share.
	I drive so uh a fun fact uh coffee drives me out, and so I I that's why I do the cough drops when I do like long when I host radio, it's coffee cough drop.
	Um I gotta tweet for Oschwitz right now.
	I gotta tweet.
	Fuck yeah.
	I just don't understand.
	I mean, like who gives a fuck?
	Is he smiling?
	That is kind of weird.
	Like, I'm not gonna lie.
	Like there's a picture of him and like his girlfriend or whatever, and she's like smiling, and he's got kind of a grin on his face, and they're in front of Auschwitz.
	Like, I don't give a fuck who he is, and I don't care if they're doing that, but like what the fuck?
	That is that is that is a what's that isn't what the fuck?
	I just haven't I just posted an awesome Auschwitz tweet.
	You just said Auschwitz opened the year Biden was born.
	Did it?
	Yes, 1942.
	Jesus Christ.
	Is there a can we share well?
	I guess we don't have to share the screen, but like that.
	Yeah, you can do a screen share if you want.
	I don't if it doesn't give you the ability.
	Oh, where do I do it?
	So um, yeah, yeah, do it.
	Look at that.
	Uh I'm having fun hanging out.
	Thanks for doing this, dude.
	I needed this.
	No problem.
	Did I get there?
	We go.
	Can you see it?
	I'm expanding my screen.
	Hold on, I got you on a tiny monitor.
	I gotta lean in.
	Hold on.
	That's him just smiling in front of the Auschwitz memorial.
	Yeah, hold on.
	Can you expand that one in the top right?
	That one that got me.
	I'm like, nah, that's not good.
	And she's like a white blonde woman.
	She's like an Arian wet dream.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Oh, who does a sell?
	Dude, I um I went to a memorial in DC with my family, and they wanted to take a picture in front of it.
	My extended family, and I said, I don't take pictures in front of memorials.
	Yeah, no, you you really shouldn't.
	I dude rude.
	My thing is I don't know how you could get through Auschwitz and and not be like fucked up and like sad or like you know, like having like an emotional thing.
	Yeah, the Holocaust Museum.
	Yes, oh god, yeah.
	Um I just can't imagine getting through that and being like, hey.
	Just like when um Do you think that was the beginning of the tour?
	Was that the before or the after?
	They should do a before and after like series of people taking pictures of themselves outside Auschwitz before and then after.
	Didn't Justin Bieber write in the book for um at the Anne Frank house?
	Didn't he write like uh you would have been a believer or something like that?
	Yeah, but he that was just him that was him making a bad call.
	I think he didn't mean any harm.
	That was just a bad call.
	Yeah, because we need to make a donation to the arc.
	Um so yeah, uh Ann Frank.
	So like most of my like fans are like her age when she died.
	Whoa, she would have been a believer, you know.
	Did you ever see um uh uh um pop star never stop never stopping?
	No, required viewing.
	What the fuck is that?
	It's a comedy with Andy Sandberg and uh basically his his band Lonely Island.
	You have to watch it.
	Thank me later.
	What happened to it?
	He's just a car wreck of a human being after he leaves the band and like he does his own solo career like Bieber, and he's just a horrible human, and the music that he does is amazingly horrible.
	Like it's like it's like it's like Rebecca Black shit.
	No, and it's the first hint that he takes is like how a woman wants to fuck him like we fucked Ben Laden.
	Oh so good, it's so amazing, and like a that's like Spinal Tap.
	And and in the movie, they like talk about all the bad stuff he's done, and like one of the things he did was like take a shit in the bathroom with Anne Frank House.
	Man, I did you ever read her uh uh by auto or her biography, the biography of Ann Frank.
	It's not technically an autobiography, yeah.
	The diary, yeah.
	The diary, it's not yeah, that's right.
	It's fucking it's the to me that the tragedy of it, obviously, there's eight million different tragedy tragic aspects, but like the war was so close to over when she got caught.
	Yeah, you know, like wasn't it like within six months, like the camps were closed of her death?
	That's crazy, but she would have been a believer, that's for sure.
	Yeah, also can we just go back to that the pictures that I took them down, but like oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, fire back up.
	Fuck, I have to go find them now.
	I took them down so quick.
	Let's see.
	Do I go back?
	Did I already click out of them?
	Am I gonna actually have to search Auschwitz?
	Here we go.
	Let's uh screen grab window.
	I'm getting good at this.
	Talented man.
	I just can't get enough.
	Fuck these people.
	Like, fuck you.
	Who is zoom in?
	You do like a command plus and zoom in on the smiles.
	I don't know how to do that.
	Command plus old command hit plus.
	Do you have a Mac?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'll zoom it.
	Yeah, bone.
	Well, it's not it's kind of barely doing it.
	That's cool.
	No, it just it just blew up the it didn't.
	I gotcha.
	It didn't change the image, it just changed your browser.
	Yeah.
	Gotcha.
	Yeah, that's that's pretty bad.
	Who's that guy?
	He's some fighter, some MMA fighter.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I think I've seen McDonnell.
	See, but again, like obviously that was bad call, but it doesn't mean the dude's anti-Semitic.
	Obviously, he wanted to see the Yoschwood's museum for probably very real reasons.
	See if we get the same shit again.
	Lovely night here in Poland with the other half, told enough to smile.
	Now he's he's leaning into it.
	Yeah.
	Is this like where are they at in this?
	Fuck.
	Oh my god.
	Dude, fuck.
	Like, honestly.
	That's just that's just like read the room, man.
	He all they said uh confuses it with a tourist attraction.
	What do we teach?
	See this person commented, and then he put up like how he goes, clearly it's a tourist attraction.
	Look, it says tours and tickets to Auschwitz.
	Oh reason this guy punches people for a living and gets punched in the head for a living and and does it and doesn't make political arguments.
	Jesus Christ.
	Also, who's leaving a review?
	Let's go there.
	Hold on.
	He does have a point.
	Who's leaving a there's 1200 reviews?
	It's a five-star review.
	Can you imagine being a Nazi, right?
	And you just you wake you you somehow got frozen in time.
	We travel through time.
	Okay.
	Now you're like, oh my god, what happened to Auschwitz?
	I used to work.
	It's closed.
	No, and then they go, Oh, but it's got 1200 five stars.
	It's got a five-star rating.
	Does that have a perfect five-star rating?
	Who can you can you see the reviews?
	Because I want to read a one-star.
	Yeah, like if you go to this, if you go to the Yelp for Auschwitz, is there a one-star review?
	Like shitty food.
	What's not not um priceline?
	What's the what's trip advisor?
	Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
	Yeah, we gotta try that.
	Um the the Ford Theater has a one-star review from Abraham Lincoln that says one shot here.
	Do not recommend.
	Um, no, they only have excellent and very good.
	Why is it only it could have been better?
	You know, it wasn't as sad as I thought it was gonna be.
	The tour guide was a little snippy when I asked uh if there was a gift, if there was a uh uh uh whatever, uh a gift store, gift shop tour guide, more like tour guard.
	Here we go.
	Well organized, knowledgeable guide, well thought out visit, odd to have trainer clad tourists wandering around, me included.
	Difficult to equate the horror of Auschwitz in a strange way, did make me think afterwards, four stars.
	Four stars, could have been better.
	I didn't want to think afterwards, I wanted to be done with it when I left.
	Couples, this gym Jim S. Tour guide was very clear and informative.
	The way it was laid out was very good, would definitely do it again.
	Four stars.
	Like, who's what the fuck is wrong with these people?
	Who's fucking going to Auschwitz and they're like, I'm leaving a review?
	I thought it was gonna be better.
	It's not Like when you go to like a um uh a distillery and they're like, hey, if you love the tour, leave us a review.
	Like, there's no Jesus.
	Like again, the my only response to all of this is Jesus Christ.
	Like, who pick up on time?
	Here we go.
	Again, imagine being in uh the 40s and reading this review.
	Pick up on time, approximately 90-minute trip to the camp.
	Well organized.
	Tour guide and driver were very knowledgeable and passionate.
	Camp tour, very tastefully done.
	We even had snow blizzards, very exposed.
	Take everything to keep warm.
	Only took 90 minutes to get there, right on time.
	Four stars, yeah, four stars.
	Because it was cold.
	Yes, they took care of everything.
	That's a pet peeve of mine.
	When people leave a very positive review, you know, like in terms of what they actually say in the review, and then they leave four stars.
	It's like, what could I have done better?
	Like, what the fuck?
	They took care of everything to the agreed price, though initial communication was a little off.
	All in all, it was good stuff.
	Four stars, says Henry K. Yeah, there's a language barrier.
	You fuck.
	You're an Auschwitz.
	They don't speak English there.
	The other primary language.
	Oh, sorry, I don't have the oh, shame on me.
	I you had the other tab up in the screen share slides.
	Come on, you gotta stay on top of me for this.
	Sorry.
	I can give it back to you.
	There we go.
	There we go.
	Do I have the uh do I have the right one up?
	Yeah, you got it.
	Sorry, I've been reading these along.
	I did this.
	So can you sort?
	Can you sort by most critical?
	Is that what you did?
	I no, I just went, so they only have 44 on this one.
	There's another one that this guy went to, though.
	The fighter, who um here.
	Let me see if I can switch pages here.
	I'm gonna try it, see if it has yelp.
	Uh trip advisor.
	They gotta yelp, dude.
	4.5 stars.
	I have to switch my battery out on my camera.
	So you look at that for a second.
	I'm gonna switch my battery out.
	I didn't think I'd go two hours with you, but now I'm like intrigued by yeah, we're having fun.
	I'm I'm intrigued by horrifying reviews.
	Like, sorry, uh reviews of horrifying places that should be solemn.
	Gift shop that had more options, really looking for a couple of more.
	I mean, that's also yeah, dude.
	Yeah, dude, dude.
	Oh my god.
	Yeah, I gotta hold on.
	I gotta share mine.
	I'm on the Yelp page.
	It's got uh you can keep yours.
	I think you'll let us do both, but anyway.
	Um I uh I'm on the Yelp page here for Auschwitz.
	I think this is right, it's not it's in Polish or whatever museum Auschwitz.
	This has got to be it.
	Burkout Burkinao, right?
	79 reviews, 4.5 stars, yelp.com.
	I'm on I sorted the reviews both rated.
	Um here, I'm gonna I didn't share my screen.
	Sorry, mistake.
	There we go.
	I sorted them by lowest rated.
	Here's a here's a a tome.
	One star hold on, I gotta pull this up.
	They left a review for years ago.
	They said I was there years ago.
	Is that now you want to leave a review?
	When me and my school visit Poland for a dance for the dance festival, of course.
	Do you have the shared up on the screen?
	Yeah, read it, read it.
	I want to hear you read it because I know your inflection is gonna be great.
	I was there years ago when my when we my schoolmates and I visited Poland for the dance festival.
	Who can forget that dance festival?
	We received tickets to the museum memorial as a free gift to our dance team because that's what you want.
	That's what you want when you're going there for a dance festival.
	Hey, thanks for coming here to Poland for the dance festival.
	Want some free tickets to Auschwitz?
	Whoa, what a crazy idea.
	Someone had to give the teenage girls tickets to such a place.
	Since my early school time, I heard about Professor Joseph Menga.
	Oh, Jesus, here we go.
	And I agreed to visit Poland and participate in that dance competition only because wish to see Mengel's laboratory.
	What she's a Fauci fan.
	It was a long hold on.
	I'm gonna read it.
	Okay, so she's from the uh Russian Federation.
	I hope to see Mangel's lab, and is it Mengel?
	That's how you say it, right?
	Mangala, I think.
	Mangel Mangal.
	And make photos there, also in gas rooms and in uniform to tell and show my friends in what a historical place I was.
	What the fuck?
	But museum employees were uh terribly rude, as I understand they hate Russians probably more than Nazis.
	What?
	So she hold on.
	This girl, okay.
	She's pissed off that she couldn't take pictures of a fucking memorial that like millions of people died at.
	I don't believe the story.
	I just don't believe this story.
	You think this is propaganda?
	So she went there, she got free tickets for this dance team.
	And she specifically went because she wanted to see his lab and take photos of that and in the gas chambers.
	And you don't have to take photos of it because I'm sure there are historical photos of it that you can look up.
	Yeah.
	What?
	Oh my god, dude.
	Also, they're okay.
	They're no I'd I'm I'm done with that one.
	I'd rather have all right.
	Let's see the next one.
	2015.
	It is a place where I cannot be longer than required, and not only so depressing place of remembrance, but also is so sad to be there and scary too.
	Long lasting feeling of rejection, pain, and suffering later.
	It's important to know the history, but I really did not like it.
	Nothing at all.
	It's said that we should all be there once in a lifetime, but I would not like to come back ever as a tourist or in any other way or in any other way.
	There's something in there that made me feel so cold.
	One star.
	Yeah, fucking death.
	Yes, like one of the most horrifying places.
	This is why I love it.
	I love this one.
	Hold on, let me read this one.
	Okay.
	They don't let individuals in prior to 3 p.m.
	Why not?
	I have no idea.
	There's plenty of people who walked in as a group that's separated at some point.
	The only thing that makes sense is that group only entrance allows them to collect revenue from tour guides.
	Since the museum is free, why not just F and charge entry fees so people who hope to go their entire life without ever participating in a tour can experience the museum in solitude?
	God damn it.
	Why don't you let you in there?
	Why'd they let me in before three?
	Oh my god.
	I look this person's three stars.
	I actually didn't find the trip to Oshawish as depressing as I expected it to be.
	Who says 2010?
	That is such a 2010 thing to say back when free speech existed because nobody would fucking dare say anything like that.
	Holy fucking shit.
	Huh?
	This is the funniest shit ever, dude.
	Oh, you never know what's gonna happen on this fucking podcast.
	Holy shit.
	I'm not in any way trying to play down the enormity of the evil that happened here, but when you're waiting for course not, that's why it's funny is because we were aware.
	Those kids, those fucking noisy school kids got in the way of really making me feel depressed, Jesus Christ.
	Yeah, yeah.
	If there was Chris F does everything except for saying that they should warm back up the chambers for the kids that were slowing them down, gave it a three-star.
	Oh, did he add photos?
	I don't know.
	I don't think he can take pictures.
	You can't take pictures in there, they let him take pictures.
	Yeah, oh so that but that that Russia bitch had a point.
	They were they were just being judgmental.
	Okay, I'll be I'll be real honest with you.
	It does look like a fucking lot of kids over there.
	So maybe Chris is gonna like okay.
	Hold on.
	Where are you mentally?
	Me when you're like I go no, like I need to go rate like this is so ridiculous and that's that's why this is hilarious to me.
	Is like this is so fucking ridiculous that you go and rate Auschwitz.
	Fucking holy fuck.
	Yeah, well, think about it like this.
	The Holocaust, tens of millions of people died, right?
	The Germans suffered enormously at the end of the war.
	Obviously, the Jews suffered enormously throughout and after and before, right?
	Yeah, and who thinks after all of that that these people have experienced Polish, the Jews, Germans, everybody involved in any way in the Holocaust.
	After all that they have experienced, who thinks to themselves, I'm gonna leave a one-star review that'll teach them a lesson.
	That'll teach him a lesson.
	That's like somebody going to like ground zero and being like, you know, I didn't feel patriotic enough because there was a guy selling hot dogs on the corner, uh, three stars.
	Yeah, no flags.
	Fuck these people.
	Where were the buildings?
	One star.
	By the way, I guarantee because of how um how I see my content like stolen constantly.
	I guarantee some big podcasts will be reviewing Auschwitz reviews in within the month.
	Somebody's probably watching.
	That's fine.
	That was great.
	We need to steal that idea.
	Uh here we go.
	What are L D. This was from uh from two months ago.
	She got out of Brooklyn, New York.
	She got out, she got out of COVID restrictions in New York and was like, you know, the first place I want to go, Auschwitz.
	And so she gave it four stars.
	She has one, she has one check in there.
	By the way, uh okay.
	Your experience at the camp checks in.
	Yeah, she checked in.
	Who's there's so much in here?
	Everybody know.
	Made it.
	There's so much wrong.
	Like there are levels of absurdity to this in my mind that like yeah, absolutely.
	Like this is that's another like I didn't, and that's a real basic one, right?
	On top of everything else, and on top of her giving it four stars, which we'll get to that in a second here.
	But like, she's like, Oh, okay, hold on.
	Might get Yelp a late this year.
	I'm gonna have to check in to is Auschwitz on this.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I was busy waiting Thai food last night, but I think I'm gonna rate Auschwitz today.
	Jesus fuck.
	Fuck these.
	If you look at their other reviews too, it's it's probably hilarious because it's probably like Starbucks, five stars.
	Awesome experience.
	I'm excited for four stars.
	Never delete this podcast.
	I'm excited for this podcast to come up when I run for office in a couple years.
	People be like, I've never I've never deleted it.
	And I'll be like, You can you can publish you can download it.
	I'll send you the file.
	You can publish it on your own networks if you want.
	Your experience at a camp and museum is based on your tour guide.
	Reading the pamphlets with additional background from a guide is really helpful if you're seeking to gain more insight on how the camp was used pre and post-world war two.
	Yeah, I want to know how it was used before World War II.
	Uh, overall, I learned so much and was able to make connections with other camps as well as communist and Nazi history in the region.
	Only four stars.
	What why?
	Why, Ariel?
	That didn't really explain your four stars.
	It's horrifying to see a gas chambers.
	Like, I just want to see somebody that'd be like it's like they decide to leave four stars because they think to themselves, I've had better experiences.
	Like, that's the only reason for the start, you know.
	Like, five wouldn't really be right.
	This was not the best experience in my life.
	When I watched the killing fields in Cambodia, they were way nicer, and they had better water.
	They had a better souvenir shop on the way out of killing.
	We need to make a we need to make a fucking uh Yelp profile for the uh the what is it, the Ugur camps in China?
	Oh my god, and leave and gets get people to leave reviews.
	You know, I I've been to a lot of places where there's been mass killings, and this one four stars.
	They're not even dead yet, most of them.
	That fucking Southern California accent.
	Ew, you're alive.
	This isn't even sad.
	Yeah, they feed you and they clothe you.
	I didn't think my tour guide was diverse enough.
	Everybody working there was Chinese.
	Well, that's true at the uh killing fields.
	Don't the Chinese own all of the uh I know they own all the temples.
	I well don't uh doesn't the CCP own every piece of private property in the whole pretty fucking much, right?
	There's not really private property right now.
	Like how money is not valuable, but like oh hold on, what's this?
	What am I missing?
	Google reviews, please.
	Mimo just said it was it's like a cattle market, not allowed to carry a bag.
	Staff very rude.
	Thought I was back in time of concentration camp.
	All it is is money making racket Google one star.
	A money making racket.
	Death camp.
	There's no one like getting rich off of Auschwitz.
	Okay, there it's definitely a break-even situation.
	There's no CEO of the Auschwitz Museum that's like raking in a million dollars a year.
	There's a lot of four views.
	I'm really debating my trip now.
	Real downer.
	Jesus Christ.
	I don't know.
	I don't know what these people expect.
	I couldn't even imagine leaving anything other than a five-star review for a meaningful experience like that, even if it did suck in the...
	The tour guide sucked and the food sucked and the line was too long.
	I would never leave ever.
	I wouldn't, I just wouldn't leave a review at all, but I would never leave anything less than a five-star review.
	Here, oh okay.
	So there's only two reviews right now of the uh the killing fields.
	I'm looking for I got there's got to be a where are the killing fields.
	Uh uh non pen, I believe.
	It's on TripAdvisor.
	There's 1200 reviews of the killing fields s21 tour.
	Yeah, what are the killing fields?
	I'm I'm just ignorant.
	That's where they um uh uh um oh my god, what was the uh there was a they killed off basically anybody the so it was the um there's a takeover of Cambodia by these god damn.
	I and and they like killed everything was like an academic or would or would fight against them, literally just killed thousands and thousands of people.
	It was uh killing fields history.
	I'll I'll get it for you right now.
	The killing fields uh are a number of sites in Cambodia where collectively more than a million people were killed and buried by the Khmer Rouge regime, communist party of uh during its rule of the country from 1975 to 1979.
	Basically, anybody who was an academic, anyone who they thought was like a distant, like you and I would be done.
	Yeah, just like the Cultural Revolution.
	It's the same thing happened in China, right?
	And in Russia, that's what they do.
	They wipe out everybody who uh who supports them.
	Yeah, once they get the power.
	Yeah, so let's go to the reviews.
	Let's see.
	How do I see them on uh I'm having trouble pulling them up on on because I'm seeing the 1200 reviews?
	Where do I read the reviews?
	Here, let me uh why don't you try to share your screen and maybe I can help walk you through it.
	I don't know the answer, but let's do uh this is now turned into uh tech advising.
	Yeah, yeah.
	One American podcast.
	We are going to learn how to all right.
	So you see over here where my mouse is I click on that.
	Okay.
	Oh, there's QA.
	Yeah, but there's two tabs at the top.
	Scroll up a little bit.
	Isn't one of them reviews and one of them's QA?
	There we go.
	But I won't I want to rank them.
	Okay, so um scroll up a little bit.
	There's a little bit more.
	Um never mind.
	I guess another scroll down again and see if we can do it.
	Can you filter by one star only?
	Average.
	There we go.
	There we go.
	Don't bother with visit to killing fields.
	That's first part of the tour.
	We visited the S21 prison first, which was very informative.
	Our guy was very knowledgeable and was able to give us a lot of explanation background of genocide.
	You needed a lot of background on what a genocide is.
	The killing fields are further out of the city, and there's really not much to see there apart from a money monument modern monument containing skulls and a film repeating what you have been told of S21.
	What a what a downer.
	Oh my god.
	Don't bother with visit to killing fields.
	Waste of time.
	We grabbed a two-tuke for the day and came here to the after the genocide stop.
	Yeah, you know how it goes.
	They spelled genocide wrong.
	It wasn't crazy busy, but it was not, it was very hot and a little and a little dusty.
	Oh, well, I hate it when that happens.
	It's Cambodia, you fuck.
	It was like 105 and 100% humidity the entire time I was there.
	It was the rainy season.
	We did the audio tour here as well.
	It is really just walking around the area and getting an idea of what happened here.
	Yes, that's what happens at historical.
	Jesus Christ.
	Glad we stopped by to understand a little more of history.
	A very sad place and couldn't imagine what happened here.
	Exclamation point.
	There are a few shops set up outside the main entrance, a few little restaurants to sit down and have a cold drink or a little bite to eat.
	It only makes sense to take the time and stop by when a non-pen.
	Wow.
	Three stars.
	Fuck.
	Oh my god.
	Here, scroll pick select one and two stars.
	If Uh I want to see the the negative reviews.
	Oh, there's a poll.
	Oh, there's a terrible.
	Yeah.
	Very rushed tour.
	The tour did everything that they promised.
	Picked us up at the hotel and took us first to the killing fields and then to the S21 prison.
	However, our tour guide didn't speak to the group at all, other than telling us what time to be back at the bus.
	All right.
	We didn't have time to visit the museum at the killing fields and missed out on a lot of the audio guide narrative of the S21 tour.
	Would have it like to have two hours at each location?
	Jesus Christ, you need that long to see dead bodies.
	It's awful.
	Uh it it is a must if you're visiting non-pen though.
	Very sobering experience and true insight into what people can vote is suffered under the community.
	It's a must.
	Two stars.
	Mediocre.
	I was really looking forward to this.
	Okay, again.
	This is the best, dude.
	This is the best.
	I'm visiting.
	Do the one star, dude.
	Do the one star.
	Hold on.
	You visited a place where millions of mediocre.
	And you're like, hey, the tour guide could have been a little more charismatic.
	I was really looking forward to this trip, but the reality is quite disappointing.
	You never really got a sense of the horror.
	We had a guide, but there needed to be something more.
	Perhaps a personal stories.
	This obviously covers an awful period in history, but a few monuments on a bit of land doesn't really do it justice.
	From a practical point of view, it's quite out of the way from the city.
	Insect repellent is a must.
	It's a fucking field.
	It's in the name.
	Of course, it's away from the city with bugs.
	Were they buried hundreds of thousands?
	I mean, it's like again.
	Uh okay.
	Uh expensive in rushing.
	Better better to take a tuk-tuk.
	When you take the tour, you pay 28 tickets is 25.
	They scratch that away per two persons of the tour.
	That's a Cambodian thing to do.
	They're just making that money.
	We asked if the tickets for the fields and the museum were included.
	And the hotel staff, caramom said yes, the bus would come between 8 and 8.15.
	I don't care about this timing.
	Then we had to pay an entrance fee of $5 per person.
	So they wait.
	So they had to they kept getting suckered by people as they kept going on.
	Yeah, and then they bought it.
	Another six dollars.
	Yeah, dude.
	The people just got robbed.
	This is a nuke V. Can you imagine all those Cambodians like ripping off an Indian?
	I would.
	I mean can you imagine that argument?
	Like the accents and the jobed English, like two different cultures, English second language.
	The killing fields in prison were money well spent, but it's better to take a two-to-oh my god.
	Go if you feel compelled.
	Two stars.
	Hopefully, non-penny already knew some of the history of these poor people went through.
	Okay, that's that's okay.
	I just don't.
	If you if you feel you know enough or are willing to read up on it, you can see it all online because other than the memorial with the skulls inside, there's not much else to see.
	It's a field.
	Fuck these people.
	I like I'm feeling a lot better about myself just knowing that there are people like this out there.
	These are all horrible people.
	Look at all the helpful votes.
	Two stars, 83 helpful votes.
	Oh, great feedback.
	Fuck these people.
	The site is very sad.
	Having visited the Israeli genocide museum, Vaz Blah blah blah.
	I don't know how to pronounce that.
	Vod Fashan.
	Uh, we found it very sad that such a place of natural mourning and remembrance is so poorly presented.
	The site should show case that evil that was done by using more modern multimedia methods as well as oh, they didn't have enough films for this person.
	What is sad is the fact that govern the current state of the displays and actual, but this is not English.
	Okay, next page.
	Unbelievable.
	Site is a few acres of land and a memorial pagoda.
	Nothing more, nothing very impressive.
	Nothing very impressive.
	That's true.
	After six dollar tickets plus audio, you start trails, which is a couple of kilometers.
	There are points marked as burial sites, no other display.
	The memorial building had a bunch of skulls on earth, no garden, no garden, no real objects to display except some food tools, hatchet, etc.
	They used.
	Yeah, because they just threw dead bodies into a big hole there.
	No original buildings or structures.
	Looks like this looks like look like it was a field.
	I don't think it had buildings and structures.
	No, S21 operated.
	Probably did not leave much behind.
	Oh, god damn, dude.
	I just do you know how terrible like honestly like who who visits these places Mimo it had some basic facts but it's very hard to verify the atrocities actually happen Hey, Jala, thanks for being here.
	Um I didn't expect to be doing a two hour thing with you tonight, but I I holy shit.
	These are terrible people.
	If you leave a review or check in, like that's where social media is right now.
	You're a terrible person.
	You're terrible person.
	Unless it's like, hey, you should go because it has something to do with history.
	Like you'd really like, you know, it's powerful.
	But even then, like what?
	I think leaving a five-star review makes sense.
	And if you're not able or willing to leave a five-star review, just don't leave one at all.
	I didn't leave a review for the Holocaust Museum when I went.
	Why would you?
	I took a picture though while I was there of a plaque.
	Because a lot, not a lot of people know this, but the Nazis killed 70,000 Freemasons.
	Really?
	And so I took a picture of the plaque, and I was like, hey, you know, as a Freemason, this part was interesting to see.
	I didn't know that I did something like that, but it wasn't like a selfie smiling, you know, with shoes in the background.
	Fuck.
	Yeah, I don't, yeah, you just don't leave a fucking just don't leave a fucking review.
	You just don't leave a fucking review.
	How do we go?
	All right, where are the reviews at?
	I'm looking up something else right now, and then like I'm gonna how do you rank the museums on oh Yelp sort?
	There we go.
	Oh, do you want me to put your screen back up?
	No, no, not yet.
	Uh all right.
	So, in case you're wondering, yes, there are piles of one star reviews for the Holocaust Museum in DC.
	Oh my god, dude, we gotta do them.
	We gotta do them.
	Let's not do it tonight, but we should do another one of these and just go through we should do a Tim and Chase read horrible reviews.
	Like it should be called like the asshole review show.
	We could do like we could do like an hour a month or something, or even a quarterly one, like the we could call it the quarterly review, where we just focus on different tragic museums.
	Here's one.
	I mean, there are a lot of one sort one Hugh A from Mammoth Lakes, California writes one star, huge disappointment.
	This was a horribly weak presentation of one of the most horrific cases of genocide in man's history.
	The museum is not easy to navigate on a quiet day.
	There are still difficulties with bottlenecks in figuring out where to go.
	At least the review made sense.
	The US Holocaust Museum left us feeling frustrated and deeply disappointed.
	What?
	Yes.
	Okay, first of all, I've been to the DC Holocaust Museum.
	And when I went to DC, I made a point to do that.
	It's powerful, it is not confusing.
	No.
	No.
	Oh my god.
	So here's here's a good here's a good rule of thumb on just to kind of wrap up the reviews conversation.
	If you are about to leave a bret uh a bad review for any business, regardless of whether it's something like this, if it's a restaurant, right?
	And you see that the reviews are abundantly positive and real, not bots.
	Please take a moment to consider whether or not the problem could be you.
	If you're leaving a review, I'm gonna take that to the next level.
	If you're leaving a review for a place that is memorial to a horrific tragedy in a world history, please just take a moment, look in the mirror, and uh realize the problem is with you.
	Like before you even like review it.
	Like this is holy fucking sh.
	All right, man.
	On that note, do you want to wrap it up?
	Because I I know that you're um uh you kind of seem like you want to you're ready to uh I'm getting tech like I I don't stop working and I get texts all day long.
	I am chase.
	This we stumbled on something that is horrifying.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We we found uh we uh a remarkable treasure.
	I want to thank that uh asshole fighter who took a smiling picture at Auschwitz for opening up this whole world of more assholes to look at because I didn't realize like how and I just honestly my message to everyone out there is if you're reviewing Alchwitz or Dock How or wherever you know, wherever you are, uh you're you're probably an asshole.
	Like you're probably an asshole.
	Like, who does that?
	And if you're leaving it any five stars, fuck you.
	Like what fuck you.
	The only justified one-star review would be someone who survived Auschwitz being like it fucking sucked.
	One star.
	I avoided that comment.
	I that's obviously the one, but I just like look at this and I'm like, how the killing fields got boring, three stars.
	Fuck you.
	That's multiple.
	Fuck you, right?
	Right.
	And I just want to clarify that I am not laughing out of any sense of lightheartedness around Auschwitz.
	I'm laughing at the audacity of these morons.
	What did you do tonight?
	Well, I spent an hour reading uh the one start.
	We I went over the killing fields, Yelp.
	Uh I did we did Auschwitz.
	Dockow's next, man.
	Of all the things, like, honestly, like you could convince me that people need to be canceled if they left a bad review of one of these.
	Like, it's like, where do you work?
	What uh where what where would uh what burger king are you at, sir?
	Yeah, yep.
	Yep.
	Well, that's it.
	Per usual, Tim runs his mouth.
	It was awesome.
	I'm gonna end the stream and I'm gonna see him upload this to all the platforms that uh it's on.
	And um, Tim, I'm happy to send you a copy of the Robity.
	Use whatever parts of it you want.
	Yeah, we'll we'll do more of these.
	This was really fun.
	We'll talk.
	I really really loved catching up with you and miss you since the last time I saw you, man.
	Thanks for taking the time.
	No problem.
	Two and a half hours.
	Fuck me.
	Awesome.

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