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My name is Chase Geiser, and I am One American.
Hey, it's One American Podcast, and we have Tim Young on the show.
Well, he had an old account that was banned years ago or some time ago for ban evasion, but he'd never had an account prior to that.
And they banned his new account, which had 26,000 followers for ban evasion because they banned his old account for ban evasion, which it wasn't guilty of.
But no, I was suspended for no reason for 12 hours when the January 6th stuff happened.
And they took it off my record.
And I've never been suspended for anything.
That's what, like, I had a big talk when I, when I talked with like Jason Miller and Kaylin and stuff from Getter, they're like, how have you not been banned?
And I'm like, I don't like, I know what the rules are and I follow them very, very like, I'm right on that line, but I never violate anything.
If I make a claim about something, like I usually turn it in the form of a question.
That's why I ask questions all the time.
And people are like, why are you asking questions?
It's like, because I don't get suspended for asking questions, dipshit.
This whole like rebranding thing is, it seems to be impossible for all these major institutions.
Like the Republican parties had a really hard time rebranding and it took like a real shock, the Trump factor, to kind of make it happen to a certain extent.
It's rebranding.
Well, I think so, because I think that it's not rebranded in the eyes of the left, but I think it's rebranded in the eyes of Republicans.
It's the same people, but like the major issue for the Republican Party like 15 years ago was voting against gay marriage and they were branded as like this evangelical dogmatic pushing.
Yeah, yeah.
And now I think that like now it's the party that, you know, if in words only advocates for freedom and free speech, which was traditionally something of the left, they don't almost switching to a certain extent.
Which you know is almost sounds just as ridiculous as just printing paper anyway.
You can just pick an elephant and be like, yeah, if you really think about like from the 50,000 foot level, like if you're looking in from like as an alien, looking at this, you're like, oh, we backed up.
And, you know, like when you think about total economic collapse, you, one would think that gold would be the last thing you're worried about.
People be like trading canned food and maybe ammunition, you know.
But if you look at these, like, if you look at like throughout history, even when we were like in fiefdoms and shit, like ancient Egypt, where everybody was a slave, gold was still highly coveted.
I mean, look at like, yeah, even now, like, look at, so look at engagement rings, right?
So, like, women are hard up for like the real diamond.
They don't want it made in a lab.
It's got to be a real diamond, like certain women.
I'm obviously never getting engaged after this conversation, but like, uh, you know, it's like what you want to make sure that like children died mining these.
Like, I want actual blood and death on my diamonds.
So I have all these, there's a company called Master Replicas, and they never sold their shit at like full price.
And so that's why they ended up going out of business, but they had all the rights to like all the men in black stuff and the Muppets and everything else.
And so I used to buy all their stuff and it was on clearance for like 99 bucks.
And it's all worth like two and three thousand dollars a piece now.
The bourbon, I tell you what, the bourbon portfolio right now, I've had some offers for stuff and I'm like, and I realize like it's, it's not quite reached its peak yet.
I had a guy call into the radio once and complain that I blocked him on Twitter.
And I kept him on air.
I remember it was one of the like, it's like two years ago or something, and nobody ever did this again.
They caught up and he was, and I go, you do realize as an adult male, you just called another adult male speaking in front of like 500,000 people to whine that the adult male isn't paying attention to you.
You don't even know me.
I just want you to think about that for a second.
And the dude was really quiet.
I go, all right, well, you have a good day.
And then the next they were, they were like howling, laughing.
And I sent him a message from my other Twitter account for the podcast.
I said, hey, man, I don't know why you blocked me.
You probably had a good reason.
I probably said something stupid.
But I was like, please unblock me because it's such a pain in the ass for me to open an incognito window to see the tweets that everybody retweets and then I never heard back.
You know what's amazing is the publisher happened to just spend the exact amount of money that was supposed to come my way for the 50-50 rep share on the back end I took on the book.
It was amazing.
Sold copies.
And it just so happened that the number worked out perfectly that I made no money on the book.
So all the hyper pussy stuff that happened before I got in here about people saying that I'm like, I don't get, listen, if I blocked you, it's because there is a reason.
I had a woman call me a pedophile for, I think she ended up getting banned for something else on Getter, but for like two days, she was a QAnon person that said that she was representing the international, hold on, the Intergalactic Federation of Light and that JFK Sr. was the head of it.
yeah yeah that whole freemasonry thing man it was a really cool experience but it's it's sad because that fraternity like all the the ceremonies and stuff are so cool and amazing but like nobody fucking joined in the boomer generation it was like all the world war ii vets joined and then the boomers all skipped and so it's like struggling right now nationwide uh to have to get membership but it's like it's all there man it's it would be like if it would be like it's like it's like if you hang this the mona lisa up in a closet it's like the secret
that nobody like even thinks to i mean it's like really easy to get into you just start showing up to a lodge and you apply and you pay like 200 bucks and you're in it's not like this weird secret society do they have metal necklaces and stuff that look like klingons uh you can most of the guys wear rings if they're gonna wear any stuff like that i don't think i've ever seen a guy wear any masonic symbol symbolism like on a necklace well i mean i'm number two a lot of a lot of lapel pins you know shit like that you'll see and um and masonic rings really ugly ties with square
and compasses all over them shit like that that's awesome uh by the way nemo nemo and youtube says uh trust the plan yeah no totally that's what that's what set off this lady uh i think planned parenthood should fucking make that their slogan
if they may trust the plan their slogan that would fuck with so many q and odds i um so the i i like so what set this lady off on me was she was like you know q's been right about stuff and i go of course he was who could forget the military tribunals and trump's second inauguration i was there and that's when it like she just lost it i mean it's it was clearly i think it was a total fake out from the left
to try to get to see what lunatics would follow along you know you could be right i did you ever take the time to watch the um no uh you didn't watch the hbo series okay gotcha
um the reason i wanted to ask is because i am convinced that it was probably multiple people that were um q over the course of the years that he was posting and i think it was mostly ron walkins they liked me i was in multiple q drops yeah yeah well there's a lot of good people in the q movement i think they were just misled i wasn't in the movement i was just in drop like i'd all of a sudden one day like a 5 000 followers on twitter and they'd be like q sent me and i'm like all right i
make dick jokes so that should be that should just create a q right then and there was like yeah and also follow tim young because he's there was a q youtuber that posted my let's go brandon video while i was doing the world record live and all the telegram people came over it's like i yeah q sent me type shit i remember seeing him in the chats tell you what though they that that whole movement really i mean whoever q was or whoever was behind it really rallied the troops i hope he got a lot of money out of shirts do you think
do you think they're behind one of the t-shirt sale places like they gotta have they had to cash in right i think the people that made money were the were the um the true believers that made youtube channels and merch i think somebody had i mean you're not doing that at some point when you realize you have like you know a couple hundred thousand followers you're not not cashed in right that's true but joe biden is president of the united states so that could have been incentive enough
yeah you know like if you think that the q if you if you consider the fact that maybe the q movement in some ways sabotaged the uh election in favor of biden you know that's true i don't know anyway so who's ron walkins i don't know i don't pay attention i i don't wait i don't have time to watch q anon videos like even like stuff exposing them i could care less do you like joe rogan i do then just listen to the joe rogan episode with the guy who made the
docuseries and i'll save you time it'll only take you two hours instead of nine or whatever yeah yeah Rogan's, you know, it's, it's crazy to me that like Rogan's like a smart, uninformed guy.
He asks legitimate questions and then legitimate follow-up questions, which so in any other time in history, I almost feel like what he does is unremarkable.
I think what I do is unremarkable.
And because so few people do what we do, it makes us popular.
And Joe Rogan in particular, because he's got a large enough platform that it grew exponentially because he's like the only guy.
And he's not even a journalist.
He's the only guy that asks follow-up questions.
And he won't let people get away from things.
And like, he goes like, wait, no, that wasn't an answer.
Keep going.
You know, like the Sanjay Gupta thing.
And I think that like that should not be remarkable, but that's where we are.
I never felt bad for selling food, but I would, I refuse to work on things that were like, there's a spice that will help you lose weight and cure cancer.
I've never really watched, honestly, I don't think I've ever seen a full show.
There's like people, there are characters that I encountered in the past couple of months that I'd never heard of before and like that are like controversial on stuff.
Like there's this dude that I just found out because he interacted with me one night on Getter called Nick Fuentes.
Like, it's one thing to get banned from something for like doing something.
Like, say, like, hard hat intellectual, like, he got banned.
Like, that wasn't, that's not fun them.
But, like, it's one thing to get banned for like actually doing something significant and contributing to society.
But, like, you actually seem like someone who just shows up and says whatever offensive things you can to get banned and then claim that you're banned and more things.
Like, what's your goal here?
Like, what's your ultimate goal?
Like, what's and he never responded because it's like a lot of people want to be outraged by it and uh and and go back and forth with him.
And that's what builds up the thing.
But it's like, what's your goal?
Like, I mean, anybody can show up.
Like, if I wanted to right now, I could get booked on Fox or CNN or one of those things and drop all sorts of offensive things and get canceled and then have a bigger, I've been canceled by more things than Nick Fuentes.
Like, that's not hard to do.
It's just like, why?
And then there are people who humor it, like people who are like F-level, E-level podcasters that like humor it and bring him onto their show regularly.
And I'm like, why give him the platform?
Because it's not, he's not doing anything significant.
I'd rather have like a random trucker who was in this protest than a Nick Fuente.
Like somebody who is like the like 190,000th truck or whatever that joins the protest is more significant and has done more for culture than that character.
And I just, I don't understand.
I mean, we're talking about him now, but I'm talking about him because it's like such a headache, right?
So, you know, obviously the left throws around white supremacy all the time, very, very loosely.
Basically, anybody who's white's a white supremacist, but Nick Fuentes is actually a white supremacist in the true nature of the term as it was used up until the last five years.
Show up and spit at bartenders and get thrown out.
And you and I could have that to claim.
You know, like there's no, fuck these people.
God, it's like, it's like when you have nothing significant.
I rank him.
And this is, here we go.
Here's a good debate.
Glad we had a form after this show.
I rank him with the conservative influencers from Turning Point USA who are like, look at me in a bikini and I can shove a gun in my butthole on Instagram.
No, they actually should have because I was like looking at the list because it was a Zoom and you could see, you know, who's the top on the top.
And one of these chicks I had never heard of before.
So it was like me.
And like, there was a couple other pretty, like a couple of lawyers and stuff that you are probably familiar with on the call.
And there was this person, and I'm like, who is this?
Because she looks like a smoke show.
Like, I'm like, boy, she's probably smart.
Why would they bring her on here?
And I'm doing the, and she's like a bikini, whatever, that has like one-fifth of the followers I do for like shaking her ass and putting sweaty pictures up of herself.
Like, at least do better.
But I'm just like, why, why is she here?
Like, what is she going to contribute to this?
What does she contribute to the conversation at all?
Just yeah, well, what's what's really stupid about that as somebody who knows about social media advertising because it's what I do is that the only value that a person like that brings is that they have an audience that sees their content, but they don't actually have any influence because they're not contributing anything other than sexy pictures, right?
And so like, it's like, why doesn't the GOP realize that they can just advertise to that person's audience without actually having to use that person at all?
Like have an influencer on that, like people actually listen to their podcasts or read their books or read their sub stack, right?
Like, because then if you get that person to publish and comment, then you're actually changing the culture and the behavior within it.
But if that smoking hottie in the bikini, you know, pushes for or against the Patriot Act, nobody's going to give a fuck.
They're just going to want to see more titty pics, right?
We've talked about that too because you and I, I think, have talked about that because it's like they don't support porn at turning point and they threw her out, but they were able to recognize her.
But like TV and radio, I used to get recognized in DC all the time.
Like when I did stand-up, I used to be pretty regular in the places around DC doing stand-up and I would get recognized in the streets for that because a bunch of people local would see me.
And then when I did Fox 5.
So what was kind of crazy to me?
So I had a deal with Fox 5 DC, WTTG, for like two years.
And when I would walk around DC, like everybody who watches Fox 5 is black.
I had a ton of black fans, like tons.
Like people wouldn't think like, oh, he's a conservative, blah, blah, blah.
So people don't.
No, let me tell you something.
Black people are ultra conservative.
I don't know how the Republicans have lost that connection with them because everything I said political commentary wise on TV, I would get stopped regularly in DC by folks.
And I'd have long conversations with them because I don't know how to interact with people when they, well, at least I've been able to shorten it now.
But like, I feel very grateful when people recognize me.
So, um, but I would hang out and talk policy with people for a while and they agree with me on everything.
And the thing is, like, and it's, you know, even like family values, um, second, everything, everything is every like, I know all of my uh Hispanic friends are ultra conservative, even if they don't vote that way.
All my, like, the black people that I've encountered.
So, you know, I was trained as a public defender in Baltimore City and I interacted with a lot of folks there and in DC.
And they were conservative except for who they voted for.
I don't think it's fixable because of who we keep putting into office.
There's nobody real that we put in office.
I think Trump was the right direction to fix it because like he was, he spoke to normal human beings, but all the other politicians that we have, including DeSantis, who I like his policy, and he's witty and stuff, but he's still political class.
Well, listen, like, I like that the left jumped all over her saying Gespacho when the guy in the White House like fucks up every other word that he says and can't like complete a sentence.
I just, she seems kind of like an AOC, though, in the sense that like she gets all the media coverage, but she actually doesn't have any significant power in legislation, right?
Because AOC hasn't really done jack shit since she's been elected, except for get on, you know, the news and trend.
My problem is that like with when my, when I have opinions on people, a lot of times I've interacted with them enough that I've, I, I know who I'm dealing with.
And like you know, from advertising, but um, I ran a marketing firm and trained as a litigator.
I have a psychology degree and it stand-up.
And so my entire career has been reading people.
And when I meet somebody, if I think they're nice, even if they're crazy, I kind of still go like, oh, you're nice.
And if you're an asshole, you're an asshole, even if you're like the, you know, the savior of the world or whatever, you know, like it's, it's one of those things.
So like my, I have personal feelings about Marjorie Taylor Greene and they're good.
I just, I just think she's a very nice person.
And like for her, but but then again, I get skewed because I'm viewed as an influencer.
And so people may behave differently around me.
Like I know when I worked at Fox 5 in DC, to go back to that, I was friends with most of the producers because I just, I believe that producers are people you should be nice to because they determine, you know, what you do on television or radio and to a point.
And then you go off on your own.
But there were some on-air personalities who were assholes to these people.
And I didn't realize it.
And I found out later on from them.
And it's, it's because they were very kind to me because they viewed me as on air and like higher ranking.
Like there's like a hierarchy than like the how dare you respect the plebs who you know push the buttons and tell you what to say on air.
So like that's it's a very interesting you know I'm skewed on her.
Do I think she's good for the party?
Yes.
Because we need to have somebody who's mouthy and extreme on that end to counteract AOC.
Even if they just cancel each other out, I think I'm fine with that.
Let people be distracted by that.
But as a person, she's great.
Maybe I'm missing something, but the Jewish space laser thing was crazy.
Like, I mean, it's like, you know, for a while, they're like, oh my gosh, you know, they used to make them wear, you know, doing the yellow star thing is disgusting.
And it's like, we're showing papers like this started somewhere.
Like the hyperbolic statement of that and saying that should wake people up and it's worth the discussion.
I mean, you think about the Nazis came into power in 1933.
And I think Auschwitz opened in 1942 because that was the year that Joe Biden was born.
And I happen to know that fact.
I was looking up.
Here's the deal.
He's so old.
He's from the silent generation, only president from the silent generation.
And the other day I went on a tirade in my Google search looking up all shit that was invented like around his birth just to like make it abundantly clear how fucking old he is.
Yeah, like in the in the vicinity of Cuba, nine months before Justin Trudeau was born and the fact that they were known, they were known swingers.
And there's like photographs of, I mean, I did a whole thread earlier today about it, but I'm, I'm like 90% of all the conspiracy theories that have ever existed.
This is among the top three that I'm the most confident in.
I liked him and I liked Nancy Mace back in the day.
And they're both fucking failures that are that are clowns and they can go, you know, she needs to go back to working at Waffle House.
What has she done?
Did you see what she did the other day?
She didn't get the Trump endorsement.
And so she went up to Trump Tower in New York and filmed a thing.
Like, the fuck are you doing?
You're supposed to represent South Carolina and you're going all the way the fuck up to New York to record a little thing slamming Trump at Trump Tower.
And so it's just like, it's really obvious that she's running because she wants to be a representative, not because she actually wants to represent the people.
You know, she's pageant girl shit.
Like she wants, she wants certificates and fucking ribbons and trophies and shit.
No, I mean, that was like, and that's, I've never had a complaint.
Like, again, like Trump was cool too.
He came over and talked to us for a bit, but like, you know, he had to, he had to work for the room because he owned the place and that's what he does.
You know what was actually really good was that that Netflix mini series on Trump.
I forget what it was called, but it came out shortly after he was elected.
And they covered his whole entire life from the first project he ever did in New York to the moment that he announced the escalator moment.
And, you know, it was a little biased because how could it not be just given who made it?
But I thought it was actually pretty badass.
They had a lot of people on the on the show that were like big Trump supporters, like who knew him personally from having worked with them that weren't, they weren't just Trumper voters.
There was none of that.
It was like, hey, this was his bodyguard or this was his chauffeur.
And so they brought people on that actually knew him that had nice things to say.
And so I thought it was a really cool approach, but I didn't realize how fucking smart he is as a business guy.
Like I always kind of just wrote it off as this celebrity fluke thing, you know, like an Arnold, well, Arnold Schwarzenegger is talented in his own right, but, you know, just like, of course he's famous type thing, just because of the nature of his personality.
But no, no, no, no.
That guy is incredibly intentional and bright.
And his career, regardless of his presidency, totally aside from his presidency, is remarkable.
And it's something that only someone with intelligence and determination could accomplish.
So the thing is, yeah, Sports Illustrated has had to switch it up since the internet, since internet pornography, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has lost its luster.
It's not really something a dude would lie about unless I mean, I guess for money, you know, so if he sues in civil court, he can make a ton of money, but it just doesn't seem like a New York bartender would lie about that.
Like, I would never make that shit up about somebody.
Also, I haven't been out drinking, you know, because I go to my, so my favorite bar, my, my favorite bartender just like gives me soda water all night and I'll drink eight soda waters, which is probably worse than drinking because you just run to the bathroom every five minutes, like after like it hits you once you break the seal.
Once you realize your body has two gallons of water in it.
You know, but no, I haven't been back and like, I don't even want to, I don't dare calculate how much money I've saved.
But I am so encouraged about Getter, dude, because it's the first time an alternative social media platform I've opened like every day for two weeks straight.
No other platform that's tried has accomplished that for me.
It's like, why did secession have to be over slavery?
Why couldn't they have picked a fucking issue that, you know, because I'm convinced the only reason that the Supreme Court ruled that secession was unconstitutional is because it got such a bad rap because of its association with slavery.
You know, he has got like a little bit of a studio set up that he live streamed from for a long time, but I don't, I don't remember there being any paywall or any uh sponsors because who's that who's the awful church that like protests like military funerals and says uh god hates whatever Westboro Baptist.
It was the Hillary Clinton, uh, Hillary Clinton pay Durham has documents like basically, I guess, proving I'm looked into it heavily because it came out right before we went on, proving that um the Clinton campaign paid for the Trump campaign to be spied on, like what, like Watergate style, cool.
That's why I made that, that's why I that's why I made the name of the episode on the thumbnail.
You know, like if you want the Clintons to listen to you, just say it in Trump Tower.
Well, my um, my instant reaction to that would be like, We knew, yeah, but the fact that there's like documents and there's like and Durham's actually trying to press charges and make this shit happen is is encouraging.
Like, if you knew that a reporter believed that they could be bit by rattlesnakes and not die or be poisoned and not die, and that they had quit jobs in the past because they had a vision from God to quit their job.
Well, when I found that out, because she's like, we were talking for a while and she was like, I think, I think I trust you enough to tell you what I believe.
Like, that's, I'm always very excited to hear more.
That anytime somebody goes on the crazy train when they're talking with me, I'm like, please, yes, yes, and like we start doing improv, improv tactics.
Have you ever, she's like, have you ever like spoken in tongues because you've been taken over by the Holy Spirit?
dude you ray epster as an oh i didn't say let's storm the capital uh-oh there we go nsa listening in now that i said that combination of words
yeah happy saturday night to you officer um no i am i always like lean in if somebody's crazy i lean in and i want so so how did that conversation develop and how did you how did you back out of that she really liked me and i let it go for a while and listened to it and i got out of it because i ghosted her there's no yeah oh poor girl you should have just told
her i don't think that our faith aligns you know enough for us to pursue this further that's being very nice yeah it's being nice but it would have same same outcome but no hurt feelings fuck you joe there's two people commenting i really like interacting with them on the youtube well actually the sky isn't really blue shut the fuck up actually yeah i love it i love it strong um yeah uh and
at one point i was like my friend was like what if it's like what if she's actually talking to demons like her her spiritual journey story is fucking wacky like she was like i wanted to learn about the spiritual realm so i told god that if i don't learn it from him uh i'll learn it from demons i'm like you threatened god she's like yeah i was like kind of a strong move like atheists i know atheists that would be like just in case i'm not going to do that like there's there's a
there was weird the whole conversation was so fucking weird and if you knew like that's the thing like if you knew and i'm not going to say who it is but if you knew that this person had this set of beliefs and and you were getting your news from them i think you'd be like yeah
but at the same token it's like there i i believe and maybe i'm wrong but i believe that every person on an individual level believes at least something that's just fucking crazy and nobody knows what that is for them but it's abundantly clear what it is for everybody else when you see it i want to know like huh i want to know what that is for me then yeah what's yours i don't know what mine is but somebody else could tell me i'm sure
but there's no way that you know you are right about everything or i am right about everything we got to be like insanely wrong about some something that's like obvious right no
i was in a christian cult when i was in high school tell me more yes and so i i grew up lutheran which is pretty fucking generic you know whatever christian not very controversial one of my favorite uh thrift store purchases i ever got 4.99 i got an original copy of life of luther very cool um i like luther he's fascinating dude i even like the bad movie they made about him but um when i was 15 i actually read the bible cover to cover
and um because you know it's important to me to like maybe i should actually read this fucking book like you know it's like trust the science it's like not read the studies
because whoever's saying trust the science is not the study right and so i was like i'm gonna go to the source material here i read the book and it totally changed my interpretation of christianity and perspective and i got involved with this sort of radical christian church it was very harmless it wasn't like culty in the sense of like jim jones culty but it was like these people are uh zealots right yes and yeah i got involved for a while and it just took me a couple years to kind of grow out of it and figure it out um you know as i got
older more mature went to college and i don't know i had more life experience but i know for a fact that i believe shit that's like pretty obviously bat shit crazy because i'm you know from that life experience that i've had so there's got to be something now that i believe that's just horse shit crazy i just don't know what it is um maybe maybe not i don't know do you think you have one i'm sure i do i'm sure i do like i just don't know what it would be what's aoc what's aoc's what's
aoc's that she's smart oh that's a good one i think she's got enough people around her telling her that she's intelligent when she's just a pawn at best a pawn yeah she's she's remarkably average i don't believe that like everybody's like oh they set up the election for her to win that first
time she won i was like no i think people were just asleep at the wheel and she got enough people in that district when it was like what was like 10 voted or something like that not even 10 voted in that that first uh primary that she won by like 2000 votes and beat like the incumbent uh it was like a fluke and then they took advantage of it because she's a idiot she is dumb but she is talented She's really good at manipulating the media and spawn over her because she's cute.
Somebody made the point: if she was an old fat hag, uh, nobody would pay attention to her.
But yeah, it's not so much the embarrassment thing that scares me.
What's what's scary to me about Biden is how obvious it is that he can be manipulated.
He's just, he's so vulnerable.
So it's like, all right, who's who's running the fucking country?
And I said this on the podcast the other night with, I think, Hard Hat.
I was like, throughout history, whenever there's been like an authoritarian state, it's been very clear who's running it.
Like Mao was running China, Stalin was running Russia, Hitler was running Germany, right?
Mussolini, Italy.
Yeah, absolutely.
He is the figurehead strongman.
But like, it's bizarre because I think for maybe the first time in human history, we are living in what's rapidly becoming an authoritarian society without any clarity as to who's the puppet master.
So, have you ever seen they released the like private Mormon ceremony video when uh Romney was running about the knocks on the door and the special handshakes and the question yeah they took they took all that from Freemasonry because Joseph Smith was a Freemason and he got in big trouble with the Masons for taking all the shit and turning it into a religion well you know if you want to bang a bunch of chicks and run from the law and like start your own colony you got to do something you gotta get it from somewhere source material was real light back in the early 1800s sure didn't have a lot to work
didn't really think about the alien shit i mean scientology really yelled that down but um they have the whole story where like so jesus like went on a world tour after he was crucified and right and when he was rejected they like scorched the land like so that's why people's skin colors are darker it's because the tribes are scorched because they didn't believe in jesus they didn't accept him you
know that right you're staring in the camera like here no i i just think that's so it's like unnerving how bizarre that is to believe that i i knew the mark of kane was like some christian churches believe the mark of kane is black skin and that's just fucking bizarre too it's um it really is like if you look at it it's like the like what's uh uh the uh book of mormon the musical they're like the all-american prophet or whatever like he was like and we came here and the white people here were like oh jesus and he was like yeah we'll leave your skin color
so that's why if you convert to mormon and you're a person of color your skin gets lighter because you get a little bit healed from the scorching that's interesting it's i like that i like that so
um did you know that the mormon church actually uh put advertisements in the playbill for that uh book of mormon musical no yeah so rather than bitching about it because it was making fun of them they leaned in they leaned in i said if you actually want to learn more about mormonism you know www.mormon.org it makes i mean i bet they got some people yeah absolutely and then the fact that they were cool about it made me interested um they're super fucking cool about it uh and
when you go to like temple square like when you go to visit their thing so they send so you're you know they expect you to start like pumping out kids at a reasonable age and if you don't you're like a single dude or a single girl they send basically all the babe the the single babes their mission is they go to like temple square and a lot of the tourist spots for mormonism and so like temple square is all teams of two hot blondes essentially that are walking around giving tours i had that experience at the church of scientology
really i ever tell you my scientology story no oh dude well first of all i want to do a quick fact about the mormons did you know how they have that like angel pointing on the top of all their churches yeah drive past one they've got you know what where it's pointing uh uh uh the garden of eden and uh kentucky and uh uh missouri it's pointing straight to salt lake city baby oh is it salt lake city okay i think it's salt lake i'm pretty sure it is memo can check it out zion and
um jackson county missouri i fucking love that it's so american to be like to be like jesus has been here he's the first american there ever was there's dude like i um i've gone to all of their any tourist places they've had the garden of eden stuff like that i've done it all i've taken the door i love it because you're just fascinated by them or were you thinking about being warm fascinated it's so amazing to me i'd be so so here's here's my fucking scientology story i was at um i was at a masonic lodge meeting on a monday
night and uh this was in nashville tennessee and freemasons in tennessee are like 99 of them are baptist because they're like in their they're in their 70s and they've been in the south forever right and so at the end of the meeting there's like a you know does does anybody else have anything that you know they'd like to say for the good of the order before we close the meeting you know typical end of there you go o o o o You Meeting type shit, and you know, a couple people stood up and said, By the way, we're you know, we're doing this fundraiser.
By the way, we're helping these kids read.
And this guy stands up and nice guy, his name's Steve.
He goes, My church is having a fireworks show on the 4th of July.
And I just want you all to know that you are welcome to come.
We're going to be in the parking lot, we're going to be cooking out, and we're just going to celebrate the country.
You know, and another guy stands up, like, Oh, what church do you go to?
You know, like a Baptist dude, like you know, he goes, Church of Scientology, Celebrity Center.
And so, I had been reading L. Ron Hubbard material because I'm fascinated with how this guy pulled it off.
Yeah, and I go up to Steve at the end of the meeting, I go, Hey, man, I've been interested in Scientology, not to like join, just generally interested in it.
I didn't deceive him or anything.
I was like, How do I learn more about it?
He's like, What are you doing right now?
I'm like, Now it's 9:30 on a Monday night.
He's like, Yeah, we'll go over there right now.
So, I followed him, and we went to the celebrity, the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center in Nashville.
I walk in and it is bustling.
I mean, everyone working there is young and attractive.
They have like this black suit protocol, red tie, and the women are beautiful.
And they all look like they like took a shower within the last 60 minutes.
I mean, it's like fresh, like you like, you would imagine Wall Street at like 7 a.m. in 1984.
Like, everybody's just put together, right?
Yeah, and so, yeah, they this beautiful woman starts, you know, giving me a tour of the building, which is amazing.
And every question that I had about Scientology, she would take me over to a different 50-inch flat-screen touch screen.
She said, Touch the screen.
And when I would touch the screen, a dude would pop up with a pre-recorded video answering my question perfectly.
So, right?
Like, they know all the FAQs and they walk you around.
You touch the screen.
They hook me up to the cans, right?
With the e-reader thing, you got to get your theme levels.
Yeah, yeah.
And as soon as it starts going crazy, she's like, What were you just thinking about?
I was like, my grandfather died, and it crossed my mind.
You know, she's like, See, yeah, that was what I was thinking about.
She's like, Just she's like, just begin thinking, you know, about memories you have, and you know, we'll see what the reader does.
And of course, like, if someone says, you know, think of memories, you think of big ones first, and then you think of little ones, right?
And so, like, within seven seconds, the thing's going nuts.
And I'm like, yeah, so, so she, she, um, she does that.
I'm like, all right, she's like, come back tomorrow and we'll give you an IQ test.
I'm like, fuck, yeah, I always wanted to take an IQ test.
It's expensive to see a psychologist and get one done professionally.
You know, I've never, I've always wanted to know what my IQ is.
So I go the next day and they give me this questionnaire.
My thing is, I don't know how you could get through Auschwitz and not be like fucked up or like sad or like, you know, like having like an emotional thing.
It's fucking, it's that to me that the tragedy of it, obviously, there's eight million different tragedy, tragic aspects, but like the war was so close to over when she got caught.
There's plenty of people who walked in as a group that separated at some point.
The only thing that makes sense is that group-only entrance allows them to collect revenue from tour guides since the museum is free.
Why not just F and charge entry fees so people who hope to go their entire life without ever participating in a tour can experience the museum in solitude?
If there was Chris F does everything except for saying that they should warm back up the chambers for the kids that were slowing them down, gave it a three-star.
And who thinks after all of that that these people have experienced?
Polish, the Jews, the Germans, everybody involved in any way in the Holocaust, after all that they have experienced, who thinks to themselves, I'm going to leave a one-star review.
That's like somebody going to like ground zero and being like, you know, I didn't feel patriotic enough because there was a guy selling hot dogs on the corner.
Your experience at a camp and museum is based on your tour guide.
Reading the pamphlets with additional background from a guide is really helpful if you're seeking to gain more insight on how the camp was used pre and post World War II.
Yeah, I want to know how it was used before World War II.
Overall, I learned so much and was able to make connections with other camps as well as communist and Nazi history in the region.
Like, I just want to see somebody that'd be like, it's like they decide to leave four stars because they think to themselves, I've had better experiences.
Like, that's the only reason for this, you know, like five wouldn't really be right.
It's where they, oh my God, what was the, there was a, they killed off basically anybody.
So it was the, there was a takeover of Cambodia by these, goddamn, I, and, and they like killed everything that was like an academic or would, or would fight against them, literally just killed thousands and thousands of people.
It was uh history.
I'll get it for you right now.
The killing fields are a number of sites in Cambodia where collectively more than a million people were killed and buried by the Khmer Rouge regime, Communist Party of uh Cambuchia during its rule of the country from 1975 to 1979.
Basically, anybody who was an academic, anyone who they thought was like a dissonance, like you and I would be done.
As first part of the tour, we visited the S21 prison first, which was very informative.
Our guy was very knowledgeable and was able to give us a lot of explanation background of genocide.
You needed a lot of background on what a genocide is.
The killing fields are further out of the city, and there's really not much to see there apart from a modern monument containing skulls and a film repeating what you've been told of S21.
Hopefully, on Penn, you already knew some of the history these poor people went through.
Okay, that's that's okay.
I just don't.
If you if you feel you know enough or are willing to read up on it, you can see it all online because other than the memorial with the skulls inside, there's not much else to see.
Having visited the Israeli Genocide Museum, Vazblah, I don't know how to pronounce that, Vad Fashan.
We found it very sad that such a place of national mourning and remembrance is so poorly presented.
The site should show case that evil that was done by using more modern multimedia methods as well as, oh, they didn't have enough films for this person.
What is sad is the fact that govern the current state of the displays and actual, but this is not English.
If you're leaving a review, I'm going to take that to the next level.
If you're leaving a review for a place that is memorial to a horrific tragedy in world history, please just take a moment, look in the mirror, and realize the problem is with you.
I want to thank that asshole fighter who took a smiling picture at Auschwitz for opening up this whole world of more assholes to look at.
Because I didn't realize like how, and I just honestly, my message to everyone out there is if you're reviewing Auschwitz or Dachau or wherever, you know, wherever you are, you're probably an asshole.
Like, you're probably an asshole.
Like, who does that?
And if you're leaving it any five stars, fuck you.