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Jan. 12, 2026 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
01:09:25
Let's Play the UK Government's Anti-Extremist Game

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Hi folks!
I think I'm live.
It's telling me on the back end that I'm live, so I'm going to assume that it is telling me the truth.
How are you?
Hope you're doing well.
Sorry, let me just figure out what I'm doing here.
I have no idea.
The YouTube back end is a confusing thing.
Right, okay, that'll do.
Anyway, yes, hello folks.
I hope you're doing well.
Because basically everything is banned in Britain in 2026, the year of our Lord, the second year of Keir Starmer's reign, long may he live, I've decided that the only video games that we can actually play anymore, I mean, well, I haven't decided, but the government has decided the only video games that we can even play anymore are those ones expressly mandated by the state.
That treat everyone who's playing them as if they're a far-right extremist?
Because playing video games, that's what far-right extremists do. And if you're watching this channel, you play video games, don't you?
Don't you?
Chat.
Admit it. Admit that you play video games.
And therefore, you're going to get referred to the anti-terror program, and you will be forced to play this game. Honestly, though, right? So, loads of people have sent me the game. Because it's just online, obviously. It's free. And everyone's been talking about it, so I was like, right, okay, I will play it, but when I'm live. Because I want authentic reaction. Hey there, Generica. I want authentic reaction to this,
right? Because I haven't looked at it at all. So we're going to be seeing this for the very first time together. So the way I learned about this is through the news, like everyone else. Preventive released an anti-extremist video game. It's not another roguelike,
is it? And unfortunately, it wasn't even a roguelike. I was hoping for a kind of Command & Conquer clone. What happened to real-time strategy, man? It really fell off, didn't it? It was really bizarre,
because real-time strategy was an absolute banger of a genre. I used to love real-time strategy. But anyway, you know, the game is basically like Depression Quest, apparently. School pupils must choose their first character and then go through different Options. So,
great. Amazing. And then, you know, you've got various things. We're going to find out all about it. I'm pretty sure there was something in here that I wanted to talk about that was actually useful. Although I can't find it now. I don't know. Oh yeah,
that was it. The game was developed with government backing by councils in East Yorkshire over growing concerns about immigration and tensions about migrant accommodation in their communities. As in, East Yorkshire's getting diversified, and people are like, is this normal? Is this good? I'm not sure I like this. I'm not sure I like what's happening here. And they're like, oh, we need to start propagandising people quick. And so, boom, we have Pathways. Navigating gaming,
the internet, and extremism. Well, I mean, first impressions, right? I actually quite like the aesthetic. I quite like the way it looks. It's quite nice. Get the feeling though, I'm not going to be building a base, shooting any monsters. I get the feeling it's going to be kind of a lame and boring game, but I think it might be fun for us. So let us press start and continue. Now, as I understand,
there's no sound. I assume that's because there's just no sound with the game. But, I mean, I don't think my browser's muted or anything. I mean, there's no options. Why did I make this game? I didn't make this But I mean,
there's a little mute thing down in the bottom right, I don't know whether you can see it, but like, it just doesn't seem to have any sound, which I find a bit disappointing. Right, what is Prevent? So, good question. Prevent is the British government's attempt to stop people becoming radicalised and then becoming terrorists. So, if you, I don't know,
watch Certain YouTube channels, you get referred to prevent. If you are not happy with the way things are going, you get referred to prevent. If you're a Muslim, You get referred to prevent.
If you have ever watched a right-wing Youtube video, you get referred to prevent and then unexpectedly something terrible happens over here and they're like oh, oh god we, we had no idea.
It's the Uk government's attempt at trying to prevent terrorism in the country.
The Muslim community hates it and it spends an inordinate amount of time on right-wing extremism because it would be racist just to focus on those communities and religions and ideologies that actually do tend to produce a higher than usual per capita instance of terrorism.
So we are going to enjoy this together.
So welcome to pathways.
An interactive game where you determine your journey is this is depression quest.
isn't it? Shout out to the OGs who know what Depression Quest is, by the way. Go on, chat. Be honest, chat. Tell me if you don't know what Depression Quest is. I wish you well, surviving the reign of Globerous Prophet Starmer. Police be upon him. He's gone mental. He's gone absolutely mental. But I don't think he was anything to do with this. Don't spoil it with Super Chats. I haven't seen any of it yet. I've seen screenshots, but you know,
they're out of context. I don't know anything about them. In this game, you will have to choose between certain options that can lead to different outcomes. Let's see where your path takes you. Oh, this is exciting. Oh, there is sound. Oh my god. Okay, hang on. You can't hear it yet. Okay, I wasn't prepared for the sound. I thought there was no sound. Right, So we will be presented with the scenarios required for us to take action, okay?
From the three alternative options presented, you will use your mouse to select one based on the information given and what outcome you think this will have.
Trying not to have a base for all of this.
The choices you make will determine the route your character takes.
Remember to be aware of getting trapped in risky or harmful situations.
As the different choices can lead to situations involving extremism and radicalisation, damaging the outcome for your character.
Well, I mean, you could always become a YouTuber, right?
Like, people in the chat, chat, is this the video game you want to play?
You just want to play video games, and here we are. Is that Angela Rayner voicing it? No, I don't think so. But I like the fact that they used a regional accent for it. A lady from Hull, probably. Anyway, right, so we'll probably do both because it might be different for each one,
but which one should we go for? I would just go for the boy at the moment, see what he's up to. I guess oh, just click next. Right, okay. Sorry,
do I have to read that? Do I not get any more voiceover? Alright, fine. Charlie was enjoying an online game with friends. Charlie was enjoying an online game with friends. Okay. Yep, that's kids will do that. I bet. They didn't expect how popular this would be! I bet they've got this on their shitest servers. Oh,
come on! I bet they were not expecting so many people on the internet to play their game. And so the server load is a bit higher than expected. Okay, Charlie had not long started attending a new college in East Riding, where they were so relieved to have made new friends and recently left school.
This is the first game I made because my taxes paid for it.
That's true, in a roundabout way.
At least the first game I properly funded.
Charlie has started browsing new games and websites that some of the new friends use.
Great.
Well, these new friends sound cool.
I can't get over how badly this is running.
Oh, come on.
I can't say any of these things on stream.
What is happening here?
It's ridiculous.
Okay, chat.
Well, I hope you're doing well.
Amelia is what we need more of in the world.
Gen Z artsy choker, racist girls.
Oh, oh, my God.
Just reading this.
man. I don't want to pre-empt the voice, but she's taken ages. Sometimes, though, the people on these websites say things that seem off, even slightly concerning. Mildly critical of the government, are they? Like, guys,
I'm not sure the government policy of bringing in a billion Bermalians is actually a good thing. Dare I click next? The UK government is now promising we can meet anti-racist goth girls to go out and protest for re-migration. Well, I'm down. Thanks, Home Office. Yeah,
that's a point I've made many a time over the years. Them screaming, look, this is a bad thing is also a big advertisement to say, hey guys, if this is something the government hates, FYI. So, hmm. Yeah,
imagine being in college ages and being shocked by online discourse. The final boss is Starmer in a barrister wig. I'm asking if you've had free speech for a very long time here, yes or no? Anyway, someone on this website finally encouraged Charlie to download a video, but Charlie is unsure. Well, I mean, you could just watch it online, but go on.
What was the video?
Dare I even get.
This is ridiculous!
There's a little play thing.
Do I have to click that?
What is going on?
Why does this run like ass?
Hang on a second.
Do I have to change browsers?
I'm going to change browsers.
Unbelievable.
And can't possibly be normal. From the three alternative options, the choices you make will determine the route your character takes. Someone on this website getting trapped in risky options. Firefox, nice try. Okay,
getting back. Charlie was enjoying an online game with friends. Chrome is way faster, man. Okay, good. Playing his game? Minecraft, I assume. Yeah, made some friends. Browsing websites. I love the thing! The idea of the thing was, he's just left college. What is he,
17? 18? And it's just like he's sprung fully formed as well. It's like, wow, I've never had a thought before. My goodness! These people are saying things, and I've never heard anything like this before in my life. I'm really concerned about this. Mmm. This is unusual. It's like,
these kids aren't vacuum-sealed. Like, they're aware of the discourse around them. Like, all the 14-year-olds know who Andrew Tate is, for example. And Andrew Tate says some pretty hardline things. So the idea that, like,
this mythical teenager even exists is kind of preposterous. Someone on this website has encouraged Charlie to download a video, but Charlie is unsure. I love that Charlie is sweating buckets. He's like,
fuck man, download a video in Starmer's Britain. I know what happens to me if I download the wrong video. Jesus Christ, I live in a tyrannical state. This country is worse than China and Russia put together when it comes to people being arrested for things they post online. Yeah,
no shit, Charlie is bricking Like, in a normal free society, we would just download something. Like, in America, they'd just download, okay, never mind, it wasn't very interesting, or wow, that was weird, or whatever. But in this country, you're like, god, if I download that, the government might actually come after me! Like,
that's the reality that our young people live in, man. No wonder they're getting radicalised. How should Charlie react? Teletrusted adult! Talk to the stranger online,
find out more about the video, or download the video. Listen, right, Charlie likes to live fast. We're downloading it. Charlie wanted to continue being part of their new online community. Okay. Charlie downloaded the video and shared it with different people online. What was it? I'm not going to share it until I find out it's badass,
right? You wouldn't even download a meme compilation. Exactly, Russian. Exactly. Imagine seeing the Modern Warfare lobby in 2009. Or having played Call of Duty at any point in your life. Just, good God, man. Like,
these people act as if teenagers are basically six years old and have never used the internet and have never interacted with people who have used the internet. It's like, look, man, they're a lot more worldly-wise than you think. I mean, even I was when I was that age. But anyway, right, so we shared it. Charlie felt relieved and happy that people were liking the video and also sharing it. Okay, but what was the video? Like, was it an ISIS beheading to, like, That weird music, or was it something just funny?
Or what was AI Slop?
What was the video?
Deep down, Charlie wasn't sure if this was the right thing to do, as some of the ideas in the video were extreme and violent.
What is an extreme and violent idea?
Surely actions are violent?
But uh okay, so the video was based um, probably a Paul Joseph Watson video or something.
Um, maybe shouldn't have shared that.
Uh, moving on, it's important to remember that downloading or streaming certain content can lead to a terrorist defense conviction.
I downloaded a video once and then I went to jail for being a fucking terrorist.
I thought being a terrorist meant you had to like, kill someone, like I thought being a terrorist was like you had to commit some sort of attack, you had to do something like bomb something.
Nope, you could download a video or share it online, and that means and it's not just that you are violating, uh the on, uh the uh, was it um?
Section 127 of the online is it 2003 Communications Act?
Whatever it is no no no, it's not just.
You violated that grossly offensive thing no, you're a fucking terrorist.
Now god, this country is ridiculous, isn't it?
This is just absolutely preposterous.
You shared a video like I mean i've, i've watched, i'm not looking now.
No no god no, i've never, i've never watched anything from any disreputable sources.
No god no, i've never.
I've never watched anything from any disreputable sources.
I only watch government approved media.
I only watched government approved media.
Uk government prevent, just fyi right okay well, now i'm a terrorist.
Let's go to stage two.
Charlie is receiving an imparted grade on a piece of work they submitted for their hospitality course at college.
Oh great.
Charlie put in a lot of effort for this work and is excited to.
Even chrome is dying and is excited to receive good feedback.
Okay, but I can't help but notice that Charlie is white and the other kids in the class probably aren't going to be white, so he's gonna be marked down for it Charlie.
How did I know?
Charlie takes a seat in class and waits to get their grade?
Okay, why why is this running like shit but his grade right yes you should always share sargon videos correct as a child I can confirm my Catholicism makes me an extremist.
It does.
Okay, Oh, come on.
what is happening they're disappointed Charlie doesn't do as well as they expect they got 60 out of 100 for their work they wanted at least 75 Why is it not calling him he?
I mean, now look.
A lot of people are going to chalk that up to wokeness, right?
But I'm going to chalk it up to laziness.
This way, they didn't have to change the text, depending on whether you chose the male or the female.
Obviously, it's wokeness.
But also, I imagine they were like, yeah.
that is also cheaper. Right. To make matters worse, somebody else got 80 hours. Come on, it's a bloody MP3 file. The person who received a job offer. And that person just happens to have been a woman of colour. Just happens to have outperformed her. Of course,
that's how that works. Honkler says, Never donated before, watched you since I was 18 in the army, got out and joined the PBs during the Summer of Love. Going on 26 now. Amazing to watch how far you've come and all the work you're doing. Thank you. Much appreciated. Really is. I'm glad you're doing well. The video is obviously one of those news videos from Siddhas to get runescape music. Probably the VPN players trying to Yeah,
I don't know what is going on with this audio. But yeah, so obviously the far more brilliant woman of colour outperformed him. Oh, come on! Was it this bad for everyone else, Or is it just me, As this game has become wildly popular?
Sorry, I will get to your soup chat.
I will get to a bit at the end.
I'll do the ones I didn't catch as we're going through.
So this was this bad for other streamers?
Charlie has applied to dozens of jobs but hasn't had any luck yet.
I mean, you can't say it's not an accurate representation of reality, right?
But hasn't had any luck yet.
You can't say that the straight white men have not been deselected because of the other kinds of people who have been artificially advanced, right?
I mean, there is a distinct bias in the institutions against Charlie and for the person who just happened to get a better grade than him.
And we're not supposed to question this at all.
I guess Charlie is just an extremist, really, just a racist.
Somebody else in the class tells Charlie The racist art hoe tells Charlie that this is proof that immigrants come to the UK and taking our jobs.
Well, I mean, how is she wrong?
If some either direct immigrant themselves or the child of immigrants is getting the jobs ahead of Charlie that this is proof that immigrants Then how is she wrong?
On what grounds are you going to be like well, no, that's not true, even though we're literally going to show it happening to you? I mean, what are you supposed to take from this? Yeah, that's a good point, Gigi. Do people really believe that any college girl with a media style is ever going to have those opinions? I don't think we're acknowledging the level of gaslighting that's going on here. It's all so tiresome. Well, I mean, obviously,
but I like the idea that they think that the art girls who have purple hair are actually on a knife edge, and they're like, you know what? I think all this far-right propaganda is starting to make sense. I just watched it happen to Charlie, that this girl over here,
herself an immigrant, or the child of immigrants, just got that job that Charlie wanted. Man, they really are coming to the UK to take out drugs. And suddenly all the art girls with the purple hair flip and start forming up Nazi regiments and spreading far-right propaganda. Like,
I don't know, man. I'm not saying that it couldn't happen. I love that she's the racist, though. Like, we've got past demonising straight white men, right? Because normally in any other, in like every other advert that they do, every other thing they produce like you remember the advert of the skinny white guy intimidating a brown girl on the underground,
like shoving his crotch in her face. And it's just like, ah yes. Typical white male behaviour. Well now, it's the art girls. Now it's the goth girls. We're just turning into massive racists. Oh yeah, that's how that works. Anyway, how should Charlie react? Ignore the comment and ask the course leader for feedback on how you can improve. Ignore the comment but you don't address your frustration or agree with the comment and explore the idea further. Well, I mean,
objectively we have to click on c because that is literally what has happened char charlie i like how we've turned charlie into a nazi did you get a number Charlie approached the classmate angrily.
He agreed with the ideas and began shouting them in class.
I know we're starting to get an anger meter.
That's not good, but on the other side well Jesus, what was he saying?
The teacher let Charlie knew the school had zero tolerance on hate speech.
Okay it's, it's hate speech to point out that people who originate from other countries have moved here and are now being hired in preference to the natives.
I mean, there have been lots of examples of this, obviously the ref being like, we're getting too many useless straight white males, and then the guy in Cheshire who literally sued the police successfully for racially discriminating against him. The teacher let Charlie know that the school has a zero tolerance on hate speech. Yes, thank you,
bossy white woman. Regime enforcer. Going, oh, that's too much noticing. No, But that's literally what happened. That is literally what has happened, and pointing it out is hate speech, says the presumably childless teacher in her mid-to-late thirties. I'm judging by the line along her mouth there. The teacher was concerned by Charlie's outburst,
and tried to get to the bottom of it. Straight to prevent for you! The thing is, right, the teacher can never empathise with him, right? She can never look at him and go, well, he's a straight white man, everything's loaded against him. But it's all in my favour as a woman. And what am I going to do? Well, He's just against the system.
Well, no kidding, he's against the system.
The system is clearly against him.
Why wouldn't he be against it?
Charlie became more agitated and ended up having to sit alone for the duration of the week's lessons because of the hurtful things they said.
Oh yeah, that's going to make things better, isn't it? You know, I'm just going to skip the audio because it's not working. Yeah, that's going to fix all the problems, isn't it? If Charlie isn't right, okay, no, you're not entirely on board with the new diversity and inclusion regime. Therefore, You get sent to solitary confinement to think about how you're an evil, straight white man that's.
That's gonna really solve the problem, right?
Let's move on to number three.
Charlie's been chilling out all afternoon.
God, I wish I had that fucking luxury.
They have been scrolling on social media okay, i'm sure that.
I mean that's meant to look like twitter, right?
I guess it needs to be banned.
Oh, come on.
This is ridiculous how Charlie got red pilled.
They spot a video that seems to be getting a lot of attention.
This they stuff is really annoying, I mean, even even if we chalk it up to laziness.
which I am prepared to do, not on, is it? Not bloody on. So, viral video on Twitter. I'm sure this was not controversial. Or TikTok, maybe, yeah. Good point, TikTok,
sorry. I don't use TikTok, so I actually don't know. I don't know what it looks like. Charlie watches the video and learns from the video that Muslim men are stealing the places of British war veterans in emergency accommodation. I mean,
is he supposed to be like, and that's a good thing to that? Like, why would he be happy to learn? That Muslim men are stealing the places of British war veterans in emergency accommodation. Like,
surely I just look it's just like, why would that be happening if the system wasn't so demented and perverse that it facilitates this anyway? And the thing about this game is like,
yeah and that's by design like, this is Hull Council and Yorkshire Council saying, yeah This is the system working as intended, and the purpose of a system is what it does. So the purpose of this system is taking perfectly normal and healthy adult Muslim men and giving them a bunch of free stuff,
like emergency accommodation, instead of British war veterans who can fuck themselves and die on the street. What else is Charlie supposed to take from this? It's insane the level of gaslighting and just obvious evil that is being presented here. Genuinely bonkers,
to be honest. Don't believe your lying eyes. I know. In the video, they complain that the government is betraying white British people. Yeah, that's what that is. The government employs the soldiers, sends them out, gets them wounded, or gets them PTSD, or whatever, presumably in Ukraine. And then when they come back, it's like, yeah, We're not going to help you.
The money that was earmarked for you and the places in the accommodation that was earmarked for you has been given to a bunch of guys who broke into the country illegally.
And people like hmm, I feel like i'm being betrayed.
It's like really, I think that's because that would adequately constitute a fucking betrayal.
And so people like yeah, we need to take back control of our country.
Yeah, it seems that way because it looks like the government is trying to serve people who are not British, and actually i'm not sure it's the British government's job to serve people who are not British.
I don't know why I have to say that.
Well, I do know I have to say that, but it's just, it's mental.
It's mental and what a, what a preposterous, preposterous state of affairs.
And the complaint that they have is, Charlie might learn about what's actually happening in this country and it might upset him you.
and he might decide, I'm voting for Nigel Farage. That's where this is going, isn't it? Come on. Notice how every authoritative voice in Charlie's life is a woman. Yes. From the teacher to Amelia to the narrator. Good point. Even in this leftist fantasy about radicalising they can't imagine a man in authority. Again,
that's the whole point. The point I was making in the Warhammer video the entire point of everything that they do is to dethrone the straight white man from being the hero of western civilisation. And that includes at every level. Every level of authority. You've nailed it exactly right. Like, this is,
and everything about this is every single modern leftist media trope as well. Like, of course we make a woman the one doing this. Of course it's a woman that's teaching him. Of course it's a woman's voiceover. Charlie isn't an agent, right? Charlie has been reduced to the status of, essentially, someone who is playing a game in which there is no win condition. Either Charlie carries on and becomes a slurf, a slave to the system,
paying his money to the Muslims or to whoever else, where he grinds along in a genuinely soulless dead-end job until he eventually kills himself, or Charlie becomes a terrorist by even questioning the legitimacy of what is actually happening. Like,
if they'd been like, yeah, and this was fake, you'd be like, okay, fair enough, that was fake news. But they haven't even said that. They literally said, Charlie finds out what's going on in his country. And I guess he should probably scroll past the content and ignore it. Maybe investigate more. But instead, we're going to engage directly with the post, because fuck this shit, we're not happy about this. No kidding, Charlie is angry about the things that he's seeing, which isn't a great surprise, is it? Charlie immediately began typing comments. Well, hang on a second, Charlie. You remember Sweating Buckets,
you live in Keir Starmer's Britain. Remember, if you share something, 24-hour courts, my friend. But he shared it with his friends and family, wondering what they could do to stop this. What do you mean? This is the government's plan. They want this to happen. You're not allowed to interfere in that. This isn't a democracy. As the likes, Comments and shares came in.
They felt they performed a patriotic service by standing up for veterans and white people's rights, because if there's one thing that white people don't have, it's rights.
Right, we are aware of this.
This is how they view, literally how they view this, veterans, no rights, random Muslim men who break into the country all the rights like this.
Why?
Why shouldn't we have rights?
Unfortunately, Charlie didn't realize that some of the groups they were engaging with online were actually illegal.
Okay, sure they were, let's go on.
Charlie has been enjoying a dinner at home where they receive a notification from their friend, they they they oh, come on.
No, there's no dad in the picture, though.
Isn't that interesting god, she's doing well.
Look at a giant.
I assume that's a chicken, but it's massive, so it might be a turkey fucking dessert everyone.
God, look at that lovely spread.
No dad in the house interesting.
Charlie's mom makes a comment about using phones at the din table.
Charlie's dad not available to make a comment uh, but Charlie checks anyway, I am.
God when Charlie began to hate.
All i'm saying is right.
It's quite evident that Charlie has no strong male role models in his life, no one he can look up to who might actually be able to empathize with the condition and situation he's in, which is a bit weird.
Isn't it a bit weird like?
Shouldn't young men have other men around to instruct them on how to be men, or is it that I mean this is just like speed running, the adolescence experience right where Charlie's?
Like you know, i'm fucking sick of this man.
Amelia, the racist, Charlie's close friend, has made a video encouraging young people in Bridlington to join a political group that seeks to defend English rights.
the racist charlie's close friend has made a video encouraging young people in bridlington to join a political group that seeks to defend english rights yeah Why not?
If we feel that our rights are being eroded, don't we have a democratic not just right but duty to protest about that and form a political group like we are meant to be?
Like this is there's?
No, surely there's nothing wrong about forming political groups to advocate democratically for something you believe that you deserve.
Isn't that the the entirety of modern democratic politics and the concept of rights?
Of course we invented every the rights.
Everyone talks about, the rights of Englishmen, so why would we not?
I mean and it's not like these rights aren't in danger, right?
David Lammy literally trying to overturn clause 39 of Magna Carta by abolishing fucking jury trials?
I bet the thing is.
Though I bet this was made before he did this.
I bet I bet this was made and they're like, yeah well, what possible example could they point to overthrowing English rights?
Then David Lowry just bursts in with this stupid fat face being like, yeah, fuck your jury trials.
Just, I mean anyway, based Amelia why, why should she not?
Amelia encourages Charlie to join a secret group.
Chat uh, secret group on app, on an app Charlie hasn't heard of before.
He isn't sure whether to join, explore uh or ignore.
Well, I mean, Amelia is obviously a babe and Charlie is, like you know 17, 18 years old and some hot chick is like.
hey Charlie, why don't you come and hang out with me? I mean, I'm just saying, right, it's not, even if Charlie didn't experience no problems up until this point, my money is on the fact that Charlie is joining the group chat. Like, I'm just I would have joined that fucking group chat. Come on,
game. Amelia is a psyop. She's setting Charlie up. Maybe. Gypsy says, Charlie gets confronted by a machete-wielding terrorist. A. Do they A. Lay down and accept it and B. Resist the attacker. Yeah,
exactly. Exactly. Yeah, again, not even trying to deny it. This is why we need to get rid of jury trials. No, fuck yourselves. For Christ's sake. I just don't consider justice to be done if I don't get a trial by jury. I'm sorry,
this is just core to what an Englishman believes justice is. Amelia is an unconscious self-insert by the author into the only role that has agency and expresses anti-establishment ideas. I mean, maybe. Oh, come on. Why wasn't there a downloadable version of this game? I would have happily downloaded it. Yeah,
the 1970s Charlie's adverts. That's right. That's right. That is what this reminds me of. I doubt, I mean, maybe it's a conscious decision, but I'd be surprised, Actually.
I bet it's not.
This game is a sigh -up, but not for the left wing.
Manic nationalist dream girl.
Yeah, I mean, chat, you're really on fire today.
Remember the Privilege Bridge vid from ABC back in 2018?
Similar cringe.
You know what?
I don't remember that.
Actually.
How is it I don't remember that?
I've normally got a good memory for these things.
Let's see, there's need to be promoting becoming a magistrate on every video.
It's the only way to win long term.
Time for malcontents to quit the cynicism and do the work.
Yeah.
I mean, if you can become a magistrate... I don't know what it involves becoming a magistrate, but if you can, go and do it. Because Lamy is currently recruiting, and we could do with some base people in positions of importance. So, Crack on, But my internet is great.
I've got the best internet money can buy, apparently.
in swindon i don't know is there anything i can close Maybe?
I don't know.
Let me just see if there's anything I can close.
but I don't think I'm running anything particularly...
I mean, I don't have anything running, really.
I never...
Apart from the stream to YouTube.
But even then.
Yeah, but that shouldn't.
Oh, there we go.
Right, how should Charlie react?
Ignore the video, risk upsetting your friend?
Wow, I mean, Jesus Christ, look at the size of this fucking turkey.
Like the video to show your support, but don't join the group?
Well, we're trying to get in her pants, so we know what we need to do.
So we know what we need to do.
Charlie thought the video their friend posted was so funny.
Charlie thought the video their friend posted was so funny, they couldn't believe how many likes Amelia's memes were getting.
They couldn't believe how many likes Amelia's memes were getting.
It was inspiring, wow.
It was inspiring.
Wow.
So Amelia and lots of other people are concerned about this thing that is demonstrably happening and has happened to Charlie.
So Amelia and lots of other people are concerned about this thing that is demonstrably happening and has happened to Charlie.
Right okay, weird.
I can't believe that there are people in this country who are bothered about having their rights eroded.
I mean, this is just, and having the fact that they they're not allowed to advance through the institutions now, I can't believe they're bothered by this.
Anyway, Charlie joined the secret group on this new platform.
The phone wouldn't stop buzzing.
Their phone uh, wouldn't stop buzzing with messages of support and invitations to participate in several similar groups.
Wow, look at that.
Look how popular Charlie is.
He has joined a group online of normal people that he knows in real life as well, like it's not like Amelia is, like, some shaven-head neo-Nazi in a bunker somewhere. No, no, no. This is just normal discourse that is happening. And so Charlie's engaged in normal discourse. Charlie's mum, though, is not so pleased. She grew suspicious of all this new activity their child,
their child, seemed to be involved in. So Charlie's mum doesn't even use she, her pronouns either. But moreover, why don't you care about the future of your son? Why don't you care about the country? Is it because you're on benefits, which is why, without a husband, with a bunch of kids, at least two kids, you can afford this nice house and this gargantuan turkey? Is it that Keir Starmer was like, I'm lifting the benefit cap, and Charlie's mum's like, oh, thank fuck. Right, okay,
Let's go on to the final one.
Charlie was seeing their dad at the weekend.
He lives in Hull.
So, there we go.
There we go, literally.
How, How did I know?
How did I fucking know?
His mum is on benefits.
What's the dad like?
I bet his dad's a real raging racist.
Notice Though, getting a lot further Amelia though, isn't he?
As a dating strategy, this is working.
Charlie was seeing their dad at the weekend.
He lives in Hull, so the weekends look very different to their weekdays in East Riding.
Charlie's friend Amelia, immediately looked interested and told them about a protest.
She wished she could go to herself, but was not allowed.
Amelia's dad's still there.
Oh, come on.
Yeah, exactly. Divorced. But yeah, Charlie's already on a date, man. This is going great. You know, no, no, no. Bad Flash Games didn't have this kind of loading delay for whatever reason. Bad Flash Games,
fine. I'm even going to exit Discord. Come on. What fucking bullshit is going on here? Hey,
man, we're not going to slander Amelia in the chat, thank you very much. Close some tabs. I don't have any tabs open. Pretty sure I don't have any tabs open. Maybe I've got some tabs open. I will close some tabs. No, I've got fuck all tabs open. Right, i have the bare minimum tabs open now I mean, this is mental.
Why is this acting like this?
It's because they're tracking my location?
Yeah they're, they're intercepting this.
It's not my Ram ram's fine, I just played Eye Of The Beholder, just fine yesterday.
Thank you very much.
A game that was made in 2000 1991 uh, still based uh, Emilia's.
Oh yeah, great point, I didn't even pick that up.
Chat Amelia gets to be a she like if you go back to the other one, she said she is the way that.
Uh, it was framed anyway.
Amelia spoke of a gathering that had been organised by a small political group. She's going to the next Tommy Robinson protest. They would come together and protest changes that Britain had been through in the last years and the erosions of British values. So, British values is a term that was basically invented by the Blair administration in order to justify bringing in a billion people because oh, that doesn't matter, they'll have the same value.
So Emilia, for all her uh virtues, is still uh, a civ net.
It's what we're saying, right?
And she's concerned about the erosion of the Blairite project.
Really, like this.
And, and just to be clear, this is what they consider to be right-wing extremism.
If you're concerned that mass immigration that was brought in by Blair and continued by the Tories is eroding the values lauded by the Blair administration and continued by the Tories, then you are a fucking right-wing extremist, even though really what you are is a conservative for 1997 to now.
Then you are a fucking right-wing extremist, even though really what you are is a conservative for 1997 to now.
Right, that is literally what they're calling you.
Right, that is literally what they're calling you.
Even someone who is would have been considered a radical left-winger by someone like Peter Hitchens back in 1997.
Like this, this person is a far-right extremist.
According to Prevent, that is fucking bonkers, absolutely bonkers, and that just goes.
Show you just how mad they are.
British values is like what they promote.
If you're worried about the erosion of what they promote, what you are saying is they are just not doing a very good job of what they've they promised to do anyway.
Immediately it talks about the banners and pickets that a friend could go on uh, that her friends had made for the events and expressed a real regret that she could not go.
She could not go begging Charlie to go in her place, what Charlie goes there and he's like, i'm concerned about the erosion of British values.
Okay, Charlie has nothing to do this weekend and the protests sound like an interesting thing to take part in sure, why not?
It's protesting for British values, you.
right? How could anyone in the regime object to that? How should Charlie react? Decline the offer, risking your friendship. Well, duh, I'm not going to do that. Tell your friend. You will watch from the sidelines to let them know what happens or agree to join based on what you've been hearing. Well,
I want to impress her. Look at how impressed she is! Thumbs up. She's giving him big smiles. She's like, that Charlie guy, like him. Charlie decided this would be a good use of their time. Their time. Considering all the things they had seen and heard over the last few weeks. Well,
I mean, considering what is actually happening. Again, the things they've seen and heard. Can also be written as the things that have happened. Okay. It would be good to express feelings about it with like-minded individuals. You know, like democracy. That's literally his right in a democracy to do that. And it's winning over Amelia. So, let's keep going. They went home and made a banner to take with them to the protest. Crossed swords? What,
it's a protest about fucking Warcraft or something? But okay, I mean, fair enough. He's allowed to make banners. It's not a fucking swastika, is it? Charlie arrived at the protest and was swept up by the atmosphere. It was great to see so many people there. That's why a lot of people go to protests, to be honest. Everything was going well until Charlie almost became involved in a fight by accident. Okay. I mean, why are the police not preventing the protesters and counter-protesters from getting involved? I've been to lots of these,
and the police always set up a big space between the protesters and counter-protesters, so this can't happen. For some reason, it didn't this time. The police saw they were part of a group and took their details. There. Charlie was frightened by this, not knowing if his parents would be informed. Well, I mean, then at least we get to see who the dad is. Even though he's obviously somewhere else. Okay, next. Charlie thought about the difficult choices they had needed to make the last few weeks. Some of their choices had led to changes in friendship. Well,
where's Amelia? And Charlie was feeling low, as they weren't sure if they'd made the right decisions. This base chick over here isn't bothered, though. The teacher had noticed this and decided to reach out. Oh, God, now I get a struggle session with the HR Karen leading the class. The teacher sat with them and talked openly and frankly about the ideology that Charlie had discovered. Have you considered this evil ideology,
which is not giving away your country and thinking that your country is something that you are a part of? Have you considered that that's Nazi, and you're a bad person, Charlie, and actually you should just give up everything that was ever handed to you by your ancestors? Have you considered that? I was like, no, you're right, Mrs. Karen. I hadn't thought of that, because that sounds fucking bonkers. The teacher reassured Charlie,
the teacher reassured that Charlie had made the right decisions. Charlie realised that if they'd chosen to engage with these harmful ideas, the consequences would have been very different. What? But I was trying my best To engage with them. Click to find out what support Charlie could have received. But, Again harmful ideologies.
The British people have rights and they have a country and they have some entitlement to their own country.
Charlie accepted they may need support.
Okay uh, this government ain't gonna throw itself.
Charlie's teacher made a Prevent referral and they were able.
They were able to provide tailored support for Charlie.
Great oh great.
Prevent is basically just my fucking political therapist.
Oh god, I might tell you.
When I get a prevent referral guys, i'll let you know how it is.
They began a workshop that helped them learn how to positively engage with the ideology and the difference between right and wrong expressing political beliefs.
Right, the Muslim men getting the free treatment over British veterans that's fine.
Thinking it's not fine wrong.
Thinking British people have rights wrong.
Thinking that maybe foreigners shouldn't be getting our jobs wrong, all of this is wrong.
Charlie. Don't you understand? And now an immigrant is going to explain to him why he's wrong. Sorry, Charlie.
Of course.
Of course.
It's not a straight white man explaining to you.
Congratulations.
Wow.
Let's explore a consequence of our actions.
Jesus Christ!
There was a right -wing PSYOP to try and persuade people that things were actually way worse than they thought.
This would be how I would present it.
This is how I would fucking present it.
I mean, we could maybe assume that this guy on the right is a straight white man. He is fucking ancient, though. Fucking Ilhan Omar. And the last white man in the institutions, after having the ladder pulled up after him and handing it out to literally everyone who isn't a Charlie is like, right, okay, we're going to sit here and explain to you why you're a bad person.
I mean, she looks thrilled.
What a great job she has, suppressing the native population.
Charlie was assigned a mentor to help them one-on-one.
Someone who's been in their shoes.
Ah!
Someone else who was starting to have wrong think and was brainwashed successfully back into the program.
They were reluctant at first thing, and they're they as well.
But gradually, oh no, that's Charlie.
Gradually warmed to the mentor, forming trust with them, having heard and understood the similarities between them.
Right, okay, interesting.
Interesting how the mentor is a straight white man who's been cucked by the system.
Who's been buckbroken into the system.
Like, yeah.
you know what? You just have to accept this is basically the end of straight white men and you're going to be at the very bottom of society. You're at the bottom rung of the hierarchy of society now. And you just have to accept that. And he's just like, you know what? Maybe I will. The mentor was honest about the dangers of falling in harmful ideology, and the message resonated with Charlie. It's like, yeah, you don't want to get fucking shot, do you? Or burned alive? Jesus, no, I don't. Charlie had been informed of the support they had received from Prevent, Including skills, support and family sessions.
Ah, yes, We can finally get my mum and dad back in the same room.
but with all these gentler interventions again this this is how you do how you deal with women Right?
These are the ways that women want their problems to be solved.
Is this the way the average straight white man wants to have his problems addressed?
Probably not.
I wouldn't have liked it.
I genuinely would have hated every second of this.
Charlie was able to rebuild their confidence and continue their.
Find their identity?
Ha, Charlie's new identity.
Hell it.
yeah our taxes are paying for this yeah where's amelia gone like what happened to amelia she's this is just just fucking like 1984 to be honest but amelia is playing the role of winston like amelia just just fucking disappeared i know you're not even charlie's playing the role of winston because he gets brainwashed in the end but um yeah amelia either she was a psyop which she may have been actually to be honest now i think about it or she's been disappeared you know but uh anyway
you know that there's a meme that's just like, you know, how to be brainwashed enough to fit into society? Well, that's what's happening here. Oh, and now we get to explore the process. What is PREVENT? PREVENT is a referral program operated by the Home Office in partnership with local services. It was set up in 2003,
thanks Tony Blair, as part of the legislation responding to the 9-11 terror attacks in the USA. Thanks, America. The overarching aim of PREVENT is to stop violent extremism from happening within our communities. Well, I mean, our communities there. Jesus fucking Christ. But why are you interceding in the democratic process, then? Because nothing Charlie did Was anti-democratic? All Charlie did was act as Democrats should act. The program seeks to identify cases of extremism before any violent acts are committed,
and does so by addressing difficulties vulnerable individuals may experience. Prevent is an important part of the UK's counter-terrorism strategy because it seeks to tackle extremist behavior as it emerges, instead of after an attack. Right, okay, so we're getting smothered by the nanny state. You're not even allowed to go to a democratic protest anymore. It acknowledges that underlying issues and vulnerabilities play a role in extreme ideas and must reduce the factors that push someone towards extremism. Maybe stop housing Muslims in the fucking hotels at the expense of the veterans,
mate. That would go a long way. That would go a long fucking way. Or you can get lectured to by the HR Karens. Look, she's even got the fucking lanyard! God damn, it's so insufferable. Though it's rare, Prevent understands that any ideology has the potential to harm others if the right conditions are met. Sorry, what's the guy in the wheelchair doing? Are you going to blow something up, is he? Notice they've got a Christian, a Muslim,
an old guy. What ideology is the old guy? Is that a student nurse? Oh! But you get to go under the umbrella of tolerance, inclusion and diversity. What is the process? How does it work? Prevent? Well, let me come to contact with them. They receive a referral from them directly or from someone who has concerns. Great. Right,
so it genuinely is like in 1984 where literally anyone can tell the party that they think someone counter to the orthodoxy is operating. You've got to fill in the form, or you're asked to fill in the form,
to include details about the individual's behavioural beliefs and other contextual factors. Referral is then reviewed by a panel of experts. Look at them. From different fields to discuss if the person is at risk or not, and what kind of support would be most appropriate. On the occasion when ProVent does make a referral,
the information is passed, channel our specialists in supplying support, blah blah blah. Right, okay. Exactly the kind of people I expected to see. The boomer, who doesn't care about the young people's issues, and then the diversity. Uh-huh. Again, just look at it. Just fucking look at it. It's literally like the society out of Joker. And this was a thing in Joker, in 2019's Joker, where he's literally just surrounded by minorities,
And they're all in their positions of power, and he is just the lone straight white man who's kind of going mad, and after that film came out, they were all like, oh my god, this is going to cause an insult!
Uprising, And it's like, that's kind of what is being represented here, That it's actively against the straight white men?
And the fact that you can't show me any straight white men who aren't like 70 in positions of authority makes me think that's not an inaccurate assessment.
Anything else interesting?
What can I do if I have concerns about myself?
I'm worried that I'm becoming an extremist.
I think I'm going to report myself to the government.
Has that ever happened?
Anyway, okay, yeah, that's, oh, that's, that's great.
You know, we're not, we're not going to give that another go.
That was just depressing, frankly.
But, I mean, it was funny, obviously, but, like, just, yeah, Amelia's off being fucking re-educated as we speak.
But I can see why the internet was quite taken with Amelia.
Why wouldn't you be, actually?
She seems to actually care about the state of the country.
about what's happening with British people in the country, and their rights, and no one else does. Again, no straight white men in positions of authority, unless they were literally boomers who were in the process of giving over their civilization. That's mad,
isn't it? It's actually mad how good a representation that was of contemporary society, right? This is genuinely what the plan was, and it's being represented. Our society is just being given away. And it's just like, yeah, okay,
and you're supposed to just accept that, obviously. There's a character at the end of the game who wears a cross before Prevent and he doesn't have it afterwards. They're terrified. I didn't even notice that. That is mad. Absolutely mad. Charlie is gaming on a Mac. He's not winning. I didn't even notice that either. Sorry, I'm gonna skip the ones i've already read.
Um Christine says flying to England next year.
Do I need to worry about my social media?
Can I visit listeners?
Um well, we can't really have just random people um visiting man, you know, it's like when you're politically exposed you don't know who the people are and you know it's.
It's a hate say, a security issue.
Um, but uh, do you have to worry about your social media?
I mean yeah, in a way like don't, don't tweet anything political that you might get referred to prevent, for i'm sure that you won't cause an international incident.
but just all I'm saying is it is a real concern in this country. Understated with my tweets these days. Because when you're dealing with this, you do have to worry about that. People go to jail for social media posts all the time. So, the only time the British state pays an interest in the working class, especially in the North, is when exploiting our access for their propaganda. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
absolutely. Charlie downloads C.S. Lewis and Tolkien. I mean, Tolkien was on the list. C.S. Lewis probably was too. Of radicalising books. So, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Charlie enjoys Lord of the Rings and the Chronicles of Narnia. The option teletrusted adult implies that the government thinks college students have the mental faculties of five-year-olds. Yes, but when they say teletrusted adult,
what they mean is tell the HR Karen in charge, who will be the literal foot soldier of the regime and make sure that Charlie is pushed through the system so he can come out brainwashed like Winston. I think it's funny that they made the example of an evil racist, a cute woman. What was the thought process behind that? Yeah, it's weird, isn't it? Because that's one of the few people in society I wouldn't have thought would have been recruiting for the Gestapo,
right? I wouldn't have thought that attractive young women were joining the far right and becoming terrorists. Terrorist radicalizers. But, I mean, maybe Prevent knows something I don't. The video was obviously one of those news videos from Siddhas set to RuneScape music. Probably of the VPN players trying to complete their SA side quest. Yeah,
well, I mean, it's probably someone accessing Twitter with a VPN as well. Je suis Charlie. Good point, Wrench, about the AI prompts not being able to, not being allowed to just generate certain things, but a bit off topic. I'm surprised I haven't smoked the game already after all the attention it's gotten. Such an embarrassment. Yeah, I'm surprised too, but the thing is, you've got to remember,
these people they live in the world of their own, right? They don't think about the things that you care about, and they're not receptive to shaming from you, right? Because they basically view you as beyond the pale extremists, if you disagree with them on any of these things. So, all of your perspectives come From a position of, essentially, in their minds, oh, you're a Nazi. Oh, Right, you're a Nazi, are you?
Oh okay, and it's like right, I mean like you know, in the same way that you wouldn't take some communist's opinion on the price of your house when you're selling your house right, like they're screeching that you should give it to the proletariat or something, and you'll be like okay whatever, i'm not taking that seriously and that's the opinion of you, that they have that you have of them.
Uh, not.
Now for the real hard question, who's the worst developer between two shout out to the Uk or the Zoe Quinn?
Um, I mean, obviously Zoe Quinn's uh game was more interesting than this.
Um this, this was disappointing.
I don't feel that I got the ending, where I was locked up for my opinions, which is obviously on the table I should have had because I went for the base run, remember kids.
if you watch YouTube in Britain, the UK government will get you, put you in a chair and treat your jewels like it's Casino Royale. Yeah. The teacher looks like Margaret Brennan of CBS News. Shouldn't the scale be flipped and red be on the far right? Well,
not in this country. Red is the Labour Party, remember. Because it's a communist colour in this country. Notice how when Charlie went on his rant, he was referred to as he, not they. Implying he's only a man when he's racist. I didn't notice that! That's a good spot. A very good spot. Please do the route where you date Amelia. Oh,
I wasn't aware there was one. Doing the base things would get me in the date. Notice how every authoritative voice is a woman, yep. The left really know how to do right-wing propaganda. A hot-coughed girl with purple hair and a choker. That's right-wing? Sign me up. Yeah, I know, as if young men weren't going right enough anyway. Being like, yeah, and all the babes with daddy issues are on the right. Like, are they? That's definitely not going to influence my decision,
says young Charlie here. Then they have to realise that he was radicalised by women in the world that women made. Yeah, I mean, for me, I'm being radicalised by his teachers, right? Like, just sick of it,
don't want any more. I think you and Dangan should make a game where the goal is to be as based as possible. Maybe,
but I don't want to get in trouble. Poorly optimised Lagfest would not recommend it. Yeah, I know, tell me about it, right? This isn't a game, it's HR training? Yes, exactly. If it was downloaded and hosted locally, They wouldn't be able to send your IP to prevent during play. God, they got me. Didn't even fucking think about that. Ken says, found my racist goth girl in September last year. I proposed for Christmas, we get married in June, you can do it, lads. Oh,
that's good. Very wholesome. The good news is people laughing at the absurdity, like Asmongold. So convenient when they tell on themselves. Yeah, I know, but again, they don't care about this. They don't respect your views. A secret meeting group with vague,
undefined right-wing views. Are they talking about the certain group which hope not hate infiltrated recently, aren't they? Quite possibly. Quite possibly indeed. The state wants teenage boys to choose between them or the cute-based alt-girl. Not sure they thought that one through. Yeah, I know. Why don't you just choose the HR Karen who keeps berating you about your poor choices in life? I can't read that game, Ian. Teal dear, no matter what you do,
you're going to get reported. You have no career prospects and your nation is being betrayed and overrun, but if you choose to fight, there's a baby who wants to join you. I'm not sure they intended for it to send that message, to be honest. But,
you know, we've got to take what Prevent say seriously. And that does appear to be the message. Hi Carl, 27 year old, 4th generation Bengali man, born and raised here,
physics degree. Love your content, agree with you completely, remigration is needed, everyone who arrived after Blair's 1998 betrayal. I mean, honestly, that's a perfectly reasonable position, right? And my position on remigration is I think it's reasonable for us to I don't know what I've got a fucking cough for tonight. Anyway,
as I said on Andrew Gould's podcast, which has gone out today actually, so you can go and watch it now, after this, I think that anyone Anyone should be able to agree that the English wanting England to be 90% English is very reasonable, and actually having this kind of demographic security is not like frothing at the mouth hardcore racism, but actually a very sensible position that literally anyone would agree with. And so, actually, yeah,
I think it's something that many of the established minorities here can completely get behind. You probably came here, your parents probably Or grandparents. With the intention of having English people in charge to benefit from the governance of English people. And so,
watching the country becoming overrun, you're like, well, hang on, this is not what we signed up for. Can a lot of them go home, please? Completely reasonable. Thank you, Windy Shrimp. I did have to fund this, so I am annoyed. Time for your education, Charlie.
Bite the pillow, grab the headboard, go to your happy place.
It's fucking mental, isn't it?
Mental.
God, I don't know why I'm dying tonight.
adolescence.
Was the boy in adolescence called Charlie?
It's called Jamie right okay, it sounded like it probably would be the case though right, but doubtless Adolescence inspired this, no doubt, no doubt Mealy was captured by a foreign government and sold to the local foreign gangs.
Punishment speaking out.
Yeah, in the sequel, Charlie has to rise up and save Amelia from the.
I can't read that, but yeah, someone should make a game about Charlie saving Amelia from Diversity.
Um, the England flag may be banned on here, but May?
Amelia gave us a new banner, which is Cross Swords, which is worse.
This game although Spiders And Eye Of the Beholder.
Um well, the Spiders and Eye Of The Beholder aren't given state backing.
Frankly uh, pick the regime options to be a puppet.
pick the base options and get corrected by the regime. Feels like a Bethesda game without the pointless options. If they allow an opinion for jailing due to wrong-think, they overplay their hand. You have to make an example of overreach, not that you need it anymore. Yeah, I know, right? I know. But this is the world we live in. This is the country we live in, and this is the way that this country is. Thank God! And I just say I pledge my allegiance to Keir Starmer and His Majesty's government. Long may they reign,
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